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Wake that ass up in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Breakfast Club morning, everybody is dej NV just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Charlamagne the guy. We are the breakfast club. We got
a special guest in the building.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Is she getting all the money?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Man?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Are you getting all you eating? Miss Pat?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I've been eating.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I get food stamps back in the day, and I
still buy them miss ladies, welcome back. Good morning, ask
good morning, Like, what's up? Grizzy black man retaining his mouth?
You're ready to eat something?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I take it out in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Where is that straight? You have really came a long
way since Wendy Williams.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Yes, out in the morning. I actually smell my retainer
every morning, so I stay humble.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah, you look like you're nasty, like you take floss
and eat it.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
What you mean you still buy food stamps?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I will if you come to me, not in the
grocery store. But black people have a tendency of the
stopping you on the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Buy some foods. I said, baby, I'm on TV.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Now you're going to get my friend Abody foods that
you just can't walk up on a negro. So, you know,
if it came down to it, I'm if I'm doing
Thanksgiving Folk of July.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You know that's a lot of meat before all. President
take them? Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
How you feeling You got a new show?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Back house?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Everything going?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
This is second hand one season two of Misspass Sellers
and working on season three.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Just wrapped season five of The Mispass Show.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Hey, I'm feeling good.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It's only season two.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Miss Pat, Well, this is the second half we're going
into In a couple of weeks. I started taping season three,
so I'm excited.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm excited. I'm trying to work out here, how did.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
It feel me past? Like, how did it feel to
be living all your answered prayers?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's okay, it's not bad. You know. I can't.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I've never had that. I made it moment until I
finished my house and I put over my house and
I was like, okay, but you you might.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Be doing it. So I'm proud of myself. I am.
I don't let a lot of people come to my house,
but I'm proud.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
Of my And you did that, did all the work yourself?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Right?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
No, I did the contract and you know, the general
contractor part of myself. Yeah, that was from TikTok and
how the architect because I thought I was gonna say
some money.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Did you say money? No?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
No, Well, you know I wanted to I wanted to
buy five thousand dollars faucet, So if I got rid
of the general contractor.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I thought I could do it.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
So I splurge in the areas, but I still make
some mistakes. But it's up.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
It looks good.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
And you finished right before deportation started, so that was good.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Up, I said, ship by no deportation, don't put that on.
But you, oh, you just think high all mixgan to
do my work. They're deporting black people too. But I
did finish before deportation. Thank god I finished before deportation
(03:30):
because I would have to go up there and shake
the president. But you know what, I was worried about
my housekeeper. I don't I never really had a housekeeper.
So I got one that I can afford, and I
told her, I said, look here, if it come down
to it, this is the underground railroad over here. Come
hide your people downstaff, and you know you can work
with me for free until.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
All of this ship is over public. Why not?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I just don't if they.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Run up in there, I'm saying I didn't know they
were helped.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
So how did you and your husband?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Because I know he was there, he was part of
building the house. Did y'all argue a lot because you're
talking about five thousand dollars forces?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Nah?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
He didn't argue like no, No, he's just all he
cared about. How was I making his bedroom? Because we
in separate bedrooms now.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And I love it. That what I've been married thirty
two years.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
If you get an opportunity to separate from your husband,
you know, like, if you get an opportunity, yes, separate
from your husband.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Heay without a divorce. You go over there.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I go over there. I love it. And people always
ask me how y'all gonna get together? I FaceTime. You
want to hear it.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Come on over here, take a bath and get it
ready for you. You know, I shave something back, Come
get some night.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
I shaved for fun. You won't watch a movie. He
come over? He just ended up falling asleep in your room.
No fall asleep, and.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
I don't wake it up.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
We don't.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
We don't do sleepover.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We don't do sleepover.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Take your ass and your room, and I'm gonna sleep
in my room. We get through with it, going on
over to your room.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You don't ever yearn in long distance the same bed,
not once at least one night a month. Yes, I've
been having six is elementary school. I don't yearn elementary.
I don't know why y'all got started so late.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I read your book, man, you ain't.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Read, I said, to my book. I ain't even back down.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's probably I did read you you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Read the index pond of it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Never got I was about to say something from the book.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
That's how you talk about you having some elementary schoolboy.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And I've told that story one hundred times.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yes, thank you give me something from the book. I
bet you know.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
No, you give me something from the book. You read
the damn book. I don't remember the book.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
You got your shot off? Everybody?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
It was a nipple. They busted all. I had medicaid.
They just laid it back up there.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
I didn't read.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Rapit was a phenomenal read movie.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You don't. It should be a but you don't have
a lot.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Of real friends.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
One thing he did, he did read the books.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Now, like seven years ago, I shot my off just
it's just a nip okay, because she.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Said he said she got a boob shot off. I'm like,
dang in the group back because she's sitting there with
two of them right now, Like.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I gotta lie.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
They could have shot half of it and I still
had more than you.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Just honestly, you know, you know what rabbit remind me
of And I just thought about this. It's probably a
new genre, a genre called it's like true crime drama. Y, that's.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What I wouldn't describe it as because there's a lot
of crime.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
It was a lot of crime committed and Rabbit, yes
it was, but he ain't ready.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
But anyway, we're still friends. We're still friends.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
You never thought nobody ever wanted to turn into a
screenplay loosely based off.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Well, we're working on it. I could see. To tell
the whole story, we really need a mini series. So
we were talking about it.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
You know, I'm always trying to dial up and damn
into something with my life to let people know it's
okay to laugh at the bullshit that you went on.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
We're doing life. So that's what I'm always doing.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
You know, you're keeping the lights on that BT. You
do know that you and Tyler.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Perry, Well, you gotta say, Tyler Perry, I only got
two shows over there.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
We got four.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yeah. Well, I appreciate you saying that. I wish they
would give me an opportunity to create some more. So
we're working on some things. I'm trying to sell to everybody.
This is a new prostitutional reading for me.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You a white man, you.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Got the money, I got the legs to open for you.
That's all selling the right, You're just going I went
to I'm here for Upfront. I went to upfront last night,
and it was so funny because I never I've never
been invited to upfront before, and I didn't know what
the expected.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And I walked out. It's just all.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
White people there advertising and the PROMPTU little telepromoters wrong.
I don't do well with telepromom because I don't read
out loud like that. Yeah, I've been practicing over the years,
and boy, that teller prompt that got the roll and
I was like, hey, I got a ged stop this
mess right now.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I just I just went into a whole full sent
you gotta standing ovation. I was, I'm glading, I'm.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
A coming love us, huh, I said, you know the
whites love us.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
They do till they do.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Just said that you'll open your No, I won't really
open my leg, but I will.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
I know what.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
The whites love us to bootyhole cost you fifty million dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
God, we in the wrong business, Charlamagne.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
No, I couldn't get noney for this boody if it.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Ain't been in somebody been in somebody that U b man,
he just told you.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Somebody been in his sayd mine is a virgin.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We don't believe it. You just said somebody's es.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Okay, man, if somebody that got this booty, I wouldn't
be working there.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yes, it was witness stuck her finger. And that's why
you run.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
On the laugh.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Everybody knows when your uncle said, on your lap, he's
sticking a finger.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Don't have mercy you. We know you're a victim man.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You liked it because you stayed on that about five years.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
What's uping?
Speaker 8 (09:10):
I guess you got on the this season the second
half of the season for Miss pat Show.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Oh my god, we got.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
We got teacher camera, we got Loretta divine. Yes, I
don't want to give it all the way, but you
talking about the court show of the Miss pant settles it.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Course she don't talk too much. Uh, this is just
the second half.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
So it's the same people from the from the first
beginning of the season two, but season three were already casting.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So you know how you take ray J series when
you're on your show.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You don't take ray J series.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
You know, ray J called me one day and say
he had an idea for a show, and I said,
what is it, ray J? He said, me and uh
lou Nell as mysteries beating white boys and neglige ja.
I mean beating guy beating young guys in neglige J
walking them like a dog. I said, first of all, guys,
I mean young guys who the fuck will to see
(10:00):
miss Pat and Lounelle and a neglige J.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Walking white man beating him because we I.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Don't know, I said, ray J, I don't know if
you high, but I'm married, and second of one, I've
never had on a neglig ja at least it's the
seventh grade. So why would me, me and lu Neelle
big ass? Well, now, Lunell probably do it because I've seen.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Her do some.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
But me and a neglige jan with my titty hanging,
ain't they uneven?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I'd like to see that. You like to see that.
I think you should do it.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Wouldn't show from the front. We got all this extra
sack and this little.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
But what's the point of the show.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
It was the premise like on.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
To say we were sexy, and I don't know. I
just said that ain't for me. I said, you got
to go get another fat old chick who need a chick?
It's just certain ship. I want to do a chick,
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Ray naked before I ain't never seen no, shut up,
you know it's not true.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You see Lunel neggtive No one time Lunelle FaceTime me
because she was meant to call somebody else in her
phone but she hit my number and she was in
the tub or something like.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
But she wasn't she did did?
Speaker 7 (11:07):
She is in the tub with her clothes on.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I mean, it's not like she was naked. She had
I could just tell her she was in the tuble.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
No, you know, he said, take the camera down and
there pick up a stop, roll it back.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
That what you got to say, the big girl.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
And then you know a lot of time when you
plus signe that men's mistake all navels for vagina. I've
had so many niggas from Yeah, they think they name
in your vagina. That's the extra pussy when you don't
want to give up the real pussy.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
If a man start eating your neighvel by acting that,
do you stop?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
No? You just playing like ooh baby, my nag got
a click.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
But you said you wouldn't wear a neglige neglige he
but you was in believe he's with a two piece
on you.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
A damn lid one on them. You you mistake me
for my daughter Ashley. Shout out to my daughter Ashley.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
She got on the.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Shout to playing a gay wedding, and so they asked
me to do it right.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
And I don't know nothing about playing no gate wedding.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
So I went straight to picture and picked out a
gay cake with the rainbow in the mill.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
And I sit here, I said, y'all like this cake.
She's like, that's gay.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
I'm like, well, what the fuck are you right right?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
They don't like you to just put just because she
gay on me.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
She need a gay cakes. She want a straight cake.
I'm ain't doing straight ship.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
You gotta put a deal on the top, like a
candle instead of candles.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Still tuxedo and a gown.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
She want to wear a gown? Did want to know?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
My daughter is the film she but I think she
do the dicking.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Down because she's so rough. I think she the one
that put on a scrap on. But really she she's
a girl. Thank God, because my daughter looked just like me.
I don't want I don't want my daughter looks like
no nigga bitch with my face?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
So do you like her?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I love her girlfriend. He's the closet one she ever had. Wife.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
It's not a girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
She's in a fiance. And Beyonce, yeah, I guess that's
what you call him.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
But my daughter, this is the first girl she ever had.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
They had a job, had good credit, a nice respectable
you know, just wonderful. I'm so happy that my daughter
is gay. This is the first time I ever been
happy that she was gay. She was getting them lazy
ass nigga beaches like a daddy, and you couldn't work, couldn't.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Read, go to jail. She finally got a good woman,
and I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Before did you know it was gonna happen? Like she
come to y'all and ask you.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
I planned what she asked me when we was playing
the trip. She said, can I ask your daughter to
marry her? I said, hell, Yale, you can, and so
I set it up. In the first day we was
gonna get on the boat from I stayed on one
side of the island because I wanted a little peace,
and we were gonna take the boat over the San
Pedro and you know, my whole family is fat as fuck,
so we I've read.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
A fish'll yeah, high school?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
No no, no, baby is still skinny. So it's eighteen of us.
We get on the fisherman boat to go over there,
and I'm not lying. Do you know the boat got
watered in it because we were too fucking heavy.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Won't y'all do that? Y'all know, y'all? Would you the second?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Let them all get on?
Speaker 8 (14:05):
They don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
I didn't know that ain't that many people because I
said it was eighteen people.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I think they thought it was eighteen small people.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
But it was eighteen people, and probably sixteen of us
was thick. And we tuk off in the boat and
the boat just got water. And he was telling my son,
who was the biggest, get on east side of the boat,
to rock the water. I said, man, turn this motherfuck around.
So I told her, I said you had to wait
the next day. The next day she got ready to propose.
My daughter got drunk and started hunching on everybody like
a little freak, and I was like, you street, you
(14:32):
gonna marry this bitch. And finally, when we stopped off
from drinking, she was able to ask.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
We need to go back to the first day.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
So you mean to tell me that you messed up
with a proposal because everybody.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Was too thick you don't understand themselves.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Well, we wasn't the girl's side who you put on
the whole couch up here, but we were.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I text that motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I said, if you ever in your life teased me
about my way to get I'll punch you in your
greasy hands face.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
You know, as if he would have thought about he
would have pulled that couch up.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
There for you to do that like that.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
No, I'm not and I've been on Monsero whatever the
hell it is.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, so I've lost a few.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Kiss my, how long as you're taking it, what happened?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I ain't stop. I'm still.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Where did you lose? Talking?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Not saying, y'all I should have walked, I should have
worn tighter shirt.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Stop y'all.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Could be your first time going to a gate wedding.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Yeah, this is my first time going to because my
daughter tried to get me to go to a gay church,
but church in Atlanta. But the first lady was a
man looked like you with a hat on, and I
was like, I don't know. I don't know we should
do that.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I can't go.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
You're still identifying as the first lady.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, he was identifying as the first Lady's really a
gay church? What the you know is a gate church?
And boy, the way you put grease on your face,
you know everything?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Yeah, okay, okay, So is that the church they getting
married at.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't know what we're gonna do it.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
And I'm just gonna plan to wed that they don't
want to rainbow cake, so I'm still playing it.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I need to know what happens to the Gateway.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
And it's her, it's her wife gonna wear a suit
or I think so, because she's she's like a rapper,
you know, and she looked like Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
So oh ship, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
She raps and she looks like Shannon Sharp. Yeah. How
did you feel about that whole situation?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Because you had just did share in a couple about
a month ago, maybe too much ago.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
I ain't.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I have nothing to say.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
I mean, I don't know, you know, I don't even
think I know he said he like young women, but
I don't know. I just didn't What I was say
is I didn't know asshole costs that much money twenty
five thousand and cheap, a cheap, but it was no
cheeks back thenne none, So that was very shocky, like
a long back, you know.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I mean the amount of money that I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
You know, it makes me, you know, which when that
shit would happened to me, he had some money because
I could go all the way back, you know, from
the next though neighbor, but they dead and the ain't
got no money. If I went back, I just be
wasting my damn time with paperwork. So none of mine,
none of my accusers had money. I was in the
(17:41):
wrong neighborhood. What can you nigga get a job so
I can get your fall one case it fucked up
with when both niggas touching, I ain't have no look
come over here and fill on a titty shot.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
I mean, d J come on, I need a check.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
D J n make me kiss you tongue me down.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
But that now now, and you can breast charges against you.
If you make me kiss.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
You, let me fall in your left I won't say him,
but it ain't gonna stick.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
You know. He's suspect Jil Junior over there.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, so it said in your podcast you said you're
taking you a whole more serious time out.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
She said, yesterday, when I had posted about the movie
The pat Level coming, I knew you was the.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Next Andrew Gillen. I got to do what I'm doing
right now. It's got to do it.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I was to see that.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I was wondering, did he see my damn come in jail?
I was wondering, I either he didn't respond back. He
responding everybody else. He didn't responding my ass. I started
to text him.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I respond enough, but I just was laughing.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, because you always fucking with me.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Back to taking your health serious.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It says on your podcast, you're taking your health serious.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
And you started your own garden.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Yeah I did. I started up.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Guarding because what if it grown, nigga, I'm gonna eat it.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Yeah, I know that's right, what you're playing with you.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
I planted some beans, I planted some lettuce, I planted
some greens. I planned some big uh. I don't know
who raised him, Johny raised his niggro right planning some bits.
(19:37):
I planted some dicks for Charla mine, like the cucumber. Besides,
so they'll fit yes, I did, come on by the house.
I got some funny in three months.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
You got some of them, and.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You know how he like them. He's like to suck
him hole.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
Damn, I got.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Them air prints coming for your little little.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
So I did the start of the guard I did,
and I'm I'll be posting as it grows.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So you're you're taking you're eating healthier now, healthy life
what I want to do?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, but I take a shot. I don't eat that much.
You really don't. Yeah, we're wrong with it. You're on vasseline,
ain't you right now?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Y'all?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Co Butterway Nigga work Coco butter for for the owner.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Okay, So do you have any side effects for that?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I was trying the Ozimpic I did, but not now.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Yeah, what are the side effects for Ocempic?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I got my gall bladder removed?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Damn I did too, and I'm not even on Olympic.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Oh you did.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
I think that's just a thing maybe when we get
a certain age. But while I was on Ozimpic, I
got my gall bladder removed. So I got off of
it and switched to something else.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, so we'll see it is I wish I had
diaryal I don't should.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Have enough really, even without the gall bladder, because that
with my remove that's all I did.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well, that's what my daughter do too. It didn't do
nothing to me, I don't guess.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
I don't think I was using my gall blood anyway. Yeah,
so I have no side effects or anything.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Damn, you got the right diet.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Can you ask me some questions, envy, If I was
asking how much weight do you want to you lose?
I would like to lose about one hundred pounds, I
would I.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Would you see big boy out there, yes, but you
know he's not happy.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
That's that's the thing we're trying to think, because he
feels like he misses the weight because he feels like
he's been that big for so long.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
He cold.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Now when you fat like that, when you that fat,
Now that nigga was fat fat and when you just
rady ain't heat.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
You saw he was always sweat. Now he freezing. It's
like he's going through metal.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Poll so he cold. Now he don't know how to
heat it back up. So and I asked him, I said, boy,
you're about to get a b B L And I
asked him.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
I asked him.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I said, I know you appreciate your penis now you
can see it.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Don't get well, he got a pen, he lost a lot.
I bet you he got three inches. You know it.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
But listen, he still can't look down and see it.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
You just said, because he can now he can hold
the fact back.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, first everywhere you.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
See, because he had on Arthorped's shoes, and I said,
next time I see, you're gonna being lost a layer
to your shoes and everything.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
He got on high heel sneakers. He said.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
He said he lost the weight because he was doing steps.
Took steps.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Them shoes, them shoes gonna make it. I said, boy,
I ain't never seen that more. He got good year
of shoes on. They very do it, but they hire
your sneakers. But he right, he's gonna be all right.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
But are you free? Are you changing your stuff?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Because girl go to hell, I mean boy going to
trying to talk about this ding ship. You don't see
the next time I come back in a span date.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I can't wait.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
I bet you can't get waiting.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I cannot stand him. I cannot stand.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
We just wrapped season five of The Miss Past.
Speaker 8 (23:25):
And talking to us about that, because that's what she was,
That's what you thought. I was asking about what you said.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Loretta Devine, Lorena Divine, Ta Campbell, and I'm not gonna
have We had so many guest stars this year. We
had so many guests stars. We even had t I
daughter No No Young on.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Oh my God. She's like, I like this show because
I get the curse. She was so fucking good.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yes she was that baby killed the baby because she
had to cuss me out.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
She had no problem. She was so good.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
I feel how you feel completely. Your season fo Season
five is a big deal.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I kind of got a little teary eye because I
didn't think this show would go that long, and you know,
for it to be bounced around Hollywood the way it
got bounced around, and each and every year just keep
you know, grabbing the audience and people continue.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
To love it.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
And like last year, the season five, season four and five,
we literally because we take live in front of a
studio audience, we literally have to turn away fifty to
one hundred people per show and we only do two
shows on Friday. And just to see that in Atlanta, Georgia,
where they don't even shoot that kind of show at
it meant a lot to me and Jordan, you know,
to even get it there, so it won't I won't
(24:38):
even cry when it end because I did something that
a lot of people thought that we couldn't do, which
was bring a multicam, a real multicam to Atlanta, Georgia,
and to build that type of audience and for people
to fall in love with the show. And we continue
to tell a real life story. And this season is
off the fucking chain. The last episode got three cliffhangers
(24:59):
in it.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Y'all gonna be mad at us.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Do you and Jordan have an arc of like, do
y'all know where y'all want it to end? Like you
have a number of Well, we always.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Asked bt Is to say when it's the end so
we can close it out. That's all we asked. If this,
if if this, you know, they didn't say this was
the end. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
We have to see how rains, so I need y'all
to watch it. But if we come back for season
six and they say, well, wrap it up, then we
have a way the way we want to wrap it up,
and we hope we get that opportunity because a lot
of black shows.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Don't get that out of it. Just now you mad
and you like this. You know you let the white
shows in the right way.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Please give us the opportunity to close out the Misspass
showed the right way.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's all I asked.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
I think there's just so many layers to the Mispass show,
and then it's built up. It's to your lips.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
This is why, come on, man, you back at the
day I wood niggas ass like you. I ass like
you because you are all these little jams.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
You doing that my neighbor and ship, she.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Said, it's less to the show, but it's because it's
Lens and miss Pat.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
But you're the only person that can call me fat
and get away.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Use other words.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I love you because he's so low down and dirty.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
You know, I was gonna actually congratulate you on your
new company I saw. I was gonna ask you, can
I come pitch you some fuck it? Of course I
pitch you naked.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Pictures of me.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
That's I'm gonna flood your inbox with my booty hole crazy.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
And I ain't never shaved back down. So it's gonna like.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
You versus a honeyman.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Huh, what is that whole thing versus a honey moon.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
But I never seen a video, Ain't that crazy? Never
seen the video.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I think it's a gorilla, the gorilla and a hundred men,
so that one hundred men is supposed to know where
the story came from.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
It's so dumb. It's one of them things that it's like,
y'all really ain't better to do.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I think, I honestly feel like it's somebody like who
started it and wanted to see how fun go likeuse
if anything hit the internet, people ain't even gotta see it.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
But do you really think a hundred mens cauld whoop
a golilla mean a gorilla? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I don't think so.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
No, But apparently it's a video that everybody saw and
I haven't seen it. Oh yeah, no, never seen it.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
It's not even a video.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
It's nothing.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Somebody started it and they just kept on going to
this perspect Okay, we know that ain't gonna the power
of the internet.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
The Internet is powerful.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
And since y'all so powerf out there, can y'all please
go watch Miss Pat set it every wednes said night,
and then season four follows it, and then season five
drops in the fall.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
I could use that money and to keep going.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
And you know, Charlemagne got me on a regiment to
lose weight and the only way I would be able afford.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Did she y'all watch the show.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
With the crack Baby show.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I don't know it's still you know, I put it
in somebody hands and they haven't said yao, Nate.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, but I really want to make that show. I
really do.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
I feel like something Tyler probably would be interested in.
Did you reach out?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
What it's the cartoon.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's an animation. Yeah, it's an animation.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
It's about and it's it's cracked with a cake because
little kids that falls through the system, you know, like me.
So I was gonna tell some great stories, but we
haven't gotten it out the Grand Take TV FORELB.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
That would be dope. A cartoon, that animation.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I talked to Tyler all the time, nice cat.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Yeah, Tyler's fantast and he gives great advice. Because I
just feel like, and I don't know if they can
do it the BT Awards or something. There gotta be
some type of Miss pat Myda crossover at some point.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Everybody keeps saying.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
It gotta be aa like something.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Remember how back in the day they did that fake
trailer for Wanda and on BT they should do that
for Miss pat and my deal, like I got like
it's a movie coming or something. You know.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
I don't live far from him, but I love Tyler.
I go to his house and got good food, good
guess nice and I like when I could be in
a city when somebody is just human, you know, it's
all the bullshit is out the door. You that's the
type of person. I like to catch you with no
makeup on and you know, not have a bath and
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I like real people.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Now that that ain't what happened over that. I just
like real people. I don't want to hear your fake
ass voice. I hate when people talk with hey, Garrett,
breathe bitch, talk to me like you talk to your credit.
So if I don't get that from people, I don't
care to be around them.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
That's what people don't realize about Tyler Perry.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
He's real.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
He is, He's black, and he love his people, and
you know he loved what he doing. And you know,
you hear you know, you see this big old thing
of Tyler Pear and then you when you get to
meet me like he's just Debbie Allen is the same way.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
I know that.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Can I tell y'all some Debbie Allen can fucking cook.
I've been to her house several times.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
She I'm gonna stop you, thank you, and yes I
did eat my ass off.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Yes, Otherwise.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
You can't wait about this.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Interview to be over. He said, you say she got
bring up all them stories about food.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You know about?
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Can cut?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I ain't gonna go for the bulls ship, you know what?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
What else?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Can you know what?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
But the thing that it's true about what you're saying
about both of them, those are people who put black first.
You will be giving Tyler Perry all this flack for
it's like who puts all as many black people as
Tyler Perry?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Who employed as many Black people as Tyler Perry.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
And he gives you free knowledge because he cares about you.
You know, you don't even have to ask him. Like
the times I've been over there and sat and talked
to him, just free knowledge. And I'm sitting there like
I'm talking to Tyler fan. You know the times when
I asked Debbie out and to shoot the pilot for
the Miss Past show, she came in and she wrapped
her arms around us, and she.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Made that pilot black.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
I mean even I remember Debbie told somebody to repaint
the wall. That's not a color black people having their house.
The yellow was too bright, like it was like it
was a Mexican color. And she's like, I'm black, people would.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Use that.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Now that she said that. But I was looking at
the wall, I was like, fuck, that is bright like
a Mexican restaurant. Fuck you.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
And that was like that that yell is too bright.
Ton it down were black, and she made him repaint
the wall. And that's what you see in the kitchen
of the Misspatch show. Now that's what so I love
when I love when you can be around people who's
still black in this industry because this industry is so
fake and so phoney and it's hard to find real friends,
it really is.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
And now you're on tours, Well I am on too.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
I'm in Cleveland this weekend. Come on Cleveland, get your tickets.
Then I'm in Virginia Beach. You I just added a
show on Beach I did, so go get your tickets
for the Mad Name. He shall work the ship out
of me.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
And then you're going back to Ohio.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Columbus, Come on, Columbus, get your ten kids.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Your hilarities this weekend.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I love hilarity is Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Canada.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Oh nice, Yeah, I hope I can make it in
and make it out with the situations were in right now.
I went to Belieze and they stopped me because before
I've been in the counter minute time. But when I
when I talk, you know, I have custy on my
niece kids and shout out to my niece who smoke crack.
But I when I went in to believe when her
kids are full of custody, and they stopped me, and
(32:36):
the man act like he couldn't read the adoption paper,
but I had. I had research and they said bring
all the paperwork, and they was like, well.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
These ain't your kids. I said, man, here go the
damn paper right here.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
And I had to point out everything because he stopped
me with two kids and about to sent us back.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Because trafficking is so big, that's what trafficking.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Child.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
I said, sir, I don't want these kids. They gave
me the keys. Who the hell still kids and take
them on a vacation. But they found the letters in
for about thirty minutes. When they questioned the kids, who
the hell I wore? I said, look at your kids.
There's some spoil ass brats.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah, you think you were smuggling.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Smuggling, Yeah, I'm just I'm just saying, so what I
got donuts in the navel? God damn no, man, what
I am smuggling?
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I don't know. That's usually why they stop you when
you're coming from out of the country.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
No, I was going on vacation. I even had on
the tank top it said I was going again in
another country.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
That's what we said. I hate you.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
When I get my BBL, I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Get that, i'n't get.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
If I lose weight, I will get my stomach done.
But I would not. I have a lot of ass
I don't.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
Already right, don't get no, damn bb I'm.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Not getting anything.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
I'm hey, I've had fun in my life. I don't
mind getting old. I've just turned fifty three in April.
I mean, I'm in a happy marriage, I'm sccessful, I'm successful,
I think so, and I'm having the time of my life.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
That is going to be.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
That's like a whole other book, right, because people you
had successful after after the age of forty five, I did.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I'm in the middle of writing another book now. I
can't wait till y'all hear all the stories and things
I had to go through in this book. But it's
it's gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So I'm happy. I'm happy to charlam Man.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Check out new episodes of MS. Pat settles at Wednesdays
at ten pm. And we appreciate that love.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Season five starts in the fall. That's all I can
say right now.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Season five starts in the fall, So make sure y'all
get the tickets to all the places that I'm going before,
because hey, we need to laugh.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
This is a time that we need to laugh.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
And Scott Mills is about to be up here. He
might be up here now if you need to press
HI about anything.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Scott was about to be up here. Yeah yeah, oh okay,
Well I was just texting with him this morning.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
I think the BT Awards that bringing one someone want
to look at.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
They about to bring it back for the Bringing It Back,
but it's like special for the b T and he's
here with a J Terrence tribute.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
That was that was that was That was back in
the day when I had a shape.
Speaker 8 (35:13):
That's right, yes, that long.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
I'm about to put this.
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Speaker 2 (00:51):
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a special guest in the building.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Is she getting all the money?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Man?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Are you getting all you eating? Miss Pat?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I've been eating.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I get food stamps back in the day, and I
still buy them miss ladies, welcome back. Good morning, ask
good morning, Like, what's up? Grizzy black man retaining his mouth?
You're ready to eat something?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I take it out in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Where is that straight? You have really came a long
way since Wendy Williams.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Yes, out in the morning. I actually smell my retainer
every morning, so I stay humble.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah, you look like you're nasty, like you take floss
and eat it.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
What you mean you still buy food stamps?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I will if you come to me, not in the
grocery store. But black people have a tendency of the
stopping you on the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Buy some foods. I said, baby, I'm on TV.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Now you're going to get my friend Abody foods that
you just can't walk up on a negro. So, you know,
if it came down to it, I'm if I'm doing
Thanksgiving Folk of July.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You know that's a lot of meat before all. President
take them? Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
How you feeling You got a new show?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Back house?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Everything going?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
This is second hand one season two of Misspass Sellers
and working on season three.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Just wrapped season five of The Mispass Show.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Hey, I'm feeling good.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It's only season two.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Miss Pat, Well, this is the second half we're going
into In a couple of weeks. I started taping season three,
so I'm excited.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm excited. I'm trying to work out here, how did.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
It feel me past? Like, how did it feel to
be living all your answered prayers?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's okay, it's not bad. You know. I can't.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I've never had that. I made it moment until I
finished my house and I put over my house and
I was like, okay, but you you might.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Be doing it. So I'm proud of myself. I am.
I don't let a lot of people come to my house,
but I'm proud.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
Of my And you did that, did all the work yourself?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Right?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
No, I did the contract and you know, the general
contractor part of myself. Yeah, that was from TikTok and
how the architect because I thought I was gonna say
some money.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Did you say money? No?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
No, Well, you know I wanted to I wanted to
buy five thousand dollars faucet, So if I got rid
of the general contractor.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I thought I could do it.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
So I splurge in the areas, but I still make
some mistakes. But it's up.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
It looks good.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
And you finished right before deportation started, so that was good.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Up, I said, ship by no deportation, don't put that on.
But you, oh, you just think high all mixgan to
do my work. They're deporting black people too. But I
did finish before deportation. Thank god I finished before deportation
(03:30):
because I would have to go up there and shake
the president. But you know what, I was worried about
my housekeeper. I don't I never really had a housekeeper.
So I got one that I can afford, and I
told her, I said, look here, if it come down
to it, this is the underground railroad over here. Come
hide your people downstaff, and you know you can work
with me for free until.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
All of this ship is over public. Why not?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I just don't if they.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Run up in there, I'm saying I didn't know they
were helped.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
So how did you and your husband?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Because I know he was there, he was part of
building the house. Did y'all argue a lot because you're
talking about five thousand dollars forces?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Nah?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
He didn't argue like no, No, he's just all he
cared about. How was I making his bedroom? Because we
in separate bedrooms now.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And I love it. That what I've been married thirty
two years.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
If you get an opportunity to separate from your husband,
you know, like, if you get an opportunity, yes, separate
from your husband.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Heay without a divorce. You go over there.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I go over there. I love it. And people always
ask me how y'all gonna get together? I FaceTime. You
want to hear it.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Come on over here, take a bath and get it
ready for you. You know, I shave something back, Come
get some night.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
I shaved for fun. You won't watch a movie. He
come over? He just ended up falling asleep in your room.
No fall asleep, and.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
I don't wake it up.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
We don't.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
We don't do sleepover.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
We don't do sleepover.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Take your ass and your room, and I'm gonna sleep
in my room. We get through with it, going on
over to your room.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You don't ever yearn in long distance the same bed,
not once at least one night a month. Yes, I've
been having six is elementary school. I don't yearn elementary.
I don't know why y'all got started so late.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I read your book, man, you ain't.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Read, I said, to my book. I ain't even back down.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's probably I did read you you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Read the index pond of it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Never got I was about to say something from the book.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
That's how you talk about you having some elementary schoolboy.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And I've told that story one hundred times.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yes, thank you give me something from the book. I
bet you know.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
No, you give me something from the book. You read
the damn book. I don't remember the book.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
You got your shot off? Everybody?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
It was a nipple. They busted all. I had medicaid.
They just laid it back up there.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
I didn't read.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Rapit was a phenomenal read movie.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You don't. It should be a but you don't have
a lot.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Of real friends.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
One thing he did, he did read the books.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Now, like seven years ago, I shot my off just
it's just a nip okay, because she.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Said he said she got a boob shot off. I'm like,
dang in the group back because she's sitting there with
two of them right now, Like.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I gotta lie.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
They could have shot half of it and I still
had more than you.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Just honestly, you know, you know what rabbit remind me
of And I just thought about this. It's probably a
new genre, a genre called it's like true crime drama. Y, that's.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
What I wouldn't describe it as because there's a lot
of crime.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
It was a lot of crime committed and Rabbit, yes
it was, but he ain't ready.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
But anyway, we're still friends. We're still friends.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
You never thought nobody ever wanted to turn into a
screenplay loosely based off.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Well, we're working on it. I could see. To tell
the whole story, we really need a mini series. So
we were talking about it.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
You know, I'm always trying to dial up and damn
into something with my life to let people know it's
okay to laugh at the bullshit that you went on.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
We're doing life. So that's what I'm always doing.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
You know, you're keeping the lights on that BT. You
do know that you and Tyler.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Perry, Well, you gotta say, Tyler Perry, I only got
two shows over there.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
We got four.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yeah. Well, I appreciate you saying that. I wish they
would give me an opportunity to create some more. So
we're working on some things. I'm trying to sell to everybody.
This is a new prostitutional reading for me.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You a white man, you.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Got the money, I got the legs to open for you.
That's all selling the right, You're just going I went
to I'm here for Upfront. I went to upfront last night,
and it was so funny because I never I've never
been invited to upfront before, and I didn't know what
the expected.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And I walked out. It's just all.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
White people there advertising and the PROMPTU little telepromoters wrong.
I don't do well with telepromom because I don't read
out loud like that. Yeah, I've been practicing over the years,
and boy, that teller prompt that got the roll and
I was like, hey, I got a ged stop this
mess right now.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I just I just went into a whole full sent
you gotta standing ovation. I was, I'm glading, I'm.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
A coming love us, huh, I said, you know the
whites love us.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
They do till they do.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Just said that you'll open your No, I won't really
open my leg, but I will.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
I know what.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
The whites love us to bootyhole cost you fifty million dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
God, we in the wrong business, Charlamagne.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
No, I couldn't get noney for this boody if it.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Ain't been in somebody been in somebody that U b man,
he just told you.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Somebody been in his sayd mine is a virgin.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We don't believe it. You just said somebody's es.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Okay, man, if somebody that got this booty, I wouldn't
be working there.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yes, it was witness stuck her finger. And that's why
you run.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
On the laugh.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Everybody knows when your uncle said, on your lap, he's
sticking a finger.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Don't have mercy you. We know you're a victim man.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You liked it because you stayed on that about five years.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
What's uping?
Speaker 8 (09:10):
I guess you got on the this season the second
half of the season for Miss pat Show.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Oh my god, we got.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
We got teacher camera, we got Loretta divine. Yes, I
don't want to give it all the way, but you
talking about the court show of the Miss pant settles it.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Course she don't talk too much. Uh, this is just
the second half.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
So it's the same people from the from the first
beginning of the season two, but season three were already casting.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So you know how you take ray J series when
you're on your show.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You don't take ray J series.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
You know, ray J called me one day and say
he had an idea for a show, and I said,
what is it, ray J? He said, me and uh
lou Nell as mysteries beating white boys and neglige ja.
I mean beating guy beating young guys in neglige J
walking them like a dog. I said, first of all, guys,
I mean young guys who the fuck will to see
(10:00):
miss Pat and Lounelle and a neglige J.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Walking white man beating him because we I.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Don't know, I said, ray J, I don't know if
you high, but I'm married, and second of one, I've
never had on a neglig ja at least it's the
seventh grade. So why would me, me and lu Neelle
big ass? Well, now, Lunell probably do it because I've seen.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Her do some.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
But me and a neglige jan with my titty hanging,
ain't they uneven?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I'd like to see that. You like to see that.
I think you should do it.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Wouldn't show from the front. We got all this extra
sack and this little.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
But what's the point of the show.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
It was the premise like on.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
To say we were sexy, and I don't know. I
just said that ain't for me. I said, you got
to go get another fat old chick who need a chick?
It's just certain ship. I want to do a chick,
I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Ray naked before I ain't never seen no, shut up,
you know it's not true.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
You see Lunel neggtive No one time Lunelle FaceTime me
because she was meant to call somebody else in her
phone but she hit my number and she was in
the tub or something like.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
But she wasn't she did did?
Speaker 7 (11:07):
She is in the tub with her clothes on.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I mean, it's not like she was naked. She had
I could just tell her she was in the tuble.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
No, you know, he said, take the camera down and
there pick up a stop, roll it back.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
That what you got to say, the big girl.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
And then you know a lot of time when you
plus signe that men's mistake all navels for vagina. I've
had so many niggas from Yeah, they think they name
in your vagina. That's the extra pussy when you don't
want to give up the real pussy.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
If a man start eating your neighvel by acting that,
do you stop?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
No? You just playing like ooh baby, my nag got
a click.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
But you said you wouldn't wear a neglige neglige he
but you was in believe he's with a two piece
on you.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
A damn lid one on them. You you mistake me
for my daughter Ashley. Shout out to my daughter Ashley.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
She got on the.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Shout to playing a gay wedding, and so they asked
me to do it right.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
And I don't know nothing about playing no gate wedding.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
So I went straight to picture and picked out a
gay cake with the rainbow in the mill.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
And I sit here, I said, y'all like this cake.
She's like, that's gay.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
I'm like, well, what the fuck are you right right?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
They don't like you to just put just because she
gay on me.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
She need a gay cakes. She want a straight cake.
I'm ain't doing straight ship.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
You gotta put a deal on the top, like a
candle instead of candles.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Still tuxedo and a gown.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
She want to wear a gown? Did want to know?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
My daughter is the film she but I think she
do the dicking.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Down because she's so rough. I think she the one
that put on a scrap on. But really she she's
a girl. Thank God, because my daughter looked just like me.
I don't want I don't want my daughter looks like
no nigga bitch with my face?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
So do you like her?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I love her girlfriend. He's the closet one she ever had. Wife.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
It's not a girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
She's in a fiance. And Beyonce, yeah, I guess that's
what you call him.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
But my daughter, this is the first girl she ever had.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
They had a job, had good credit, a nice respectable
you know, just wonderful. I'm so happy that my daughter
is gay. This is the first time I ever been
happy that she was gay. She was getting them lazy
ass nigga beaches like a daddy, and you couldn't work, couldn't.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Read, go to jail. She finally got a good woman,
and I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Before did you know it was gonna happen? Like she
come to y'all and ask you.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
I planned what she asked me when we was playing
the trip. She said, can I ask your daughter to
marry her? I said, hell, Yale, you can, and so
I set it up. In the first day we was
gonna get on the boat from I stayed on one
side of the island because I wanted a little peace,
and we were gonna take the boat over the San
Pedro and you know, my whole family is fat as fuck,
so we I've read.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
A fish'll yeah, high school?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
No no, no, baby is still skinny. So it's eighteen of us.
We get on the fisherman boat to go over there,
and I'm not lying. Do you know the boat got
watered in it because we were too fucking heavy.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Won't y'all do that? Y'all know, y'all? Would you the second?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Let them all get on?
Speaker 8 (14:05):
They don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
I didn't know that ain't that many people because I
said it was eighteen people.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I think they thought it was eighteen small people.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
But it was eighteen people, and probably sixteen of us
was thick. And we tuk off in the boat and
the boat just got water. And he was telling my son,
who was the biggest, get on east side of the boat,
to rock the water. I said, man, turn this motherfuck around.
So I told her, I said you had to wait
the next day. The next day she got ready to propose.
My daughter got drunk and started hunching on everybody like
a little freak, and I was like, you street, you
(14:32):
gonna marry this bitch. And finally, when we stopped off
from drinking, she was able to ask.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
We need to go back to the first day.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
So you mean to tell me that you messed up
with a proposal because everybody.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Was too thick you don't understand themselves.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Well, we wasn't the girl's side who you put on
the whole couch up here, but we were.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I text that motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I said, if you ever in your life teased me
about my way to get I'll punch you in your
greasy hands face.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
You know, as if he would have thought about he
would have pulled that couch up.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
There for you to do that like that.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
No, I'm not and I've been on Monsero whatever the
hell it is.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, so I've lost a few.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Kiss my, how long as you're taking it, what happened?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I ain't stop. I'm still.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Where did you lose? Talking?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Not saying, y'all I should have walked, I should have
worn tighter shirt.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Stop y'all.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Could be your first time going to a gate wedding.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Yeah, this is my first time going to because my
daughter tried to get me to go to a gay church,
but church in Atlanta. But the first lady was a
man looked like you with a hat on, and I
was like, I don't know. I don't know we should
do that.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I can't go.
Speaker 8 (16:08):
You're still identifying as the first lady.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Yeah, he was identifying as the first Lady's really a
gay church? What the you know is a gate church?
And boy, the way you put grease on your face,
you know everything?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Yeah, okay, okay, So is that the church they getting
married at.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't know what we're gonna do it.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
And I'm just gonna plan to wed that they don't
want to rainbow cake, so I'm still playing it.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I need to know what happens to the Gateway.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
And it's her, it's her wife gonna wear a suit
or I think so, because she's she's like a rapper,
you know, and she looked like Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
So oh ship, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
She raps and she looks like Shannon Sharp. Yeah. How
did you feel about that whole situation?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Because you had just did share in a couple about
a month ago, maybe too much ago.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
I ain't.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I have nothing to say.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
I mean, I don't know, you know, I don't even
think I know he said he like young women, but
I don't know. I just didn't What I was say
is I didn't know asshole costs that much money twenty
five thousand and cheap, a cheap, but it was no
cheeks back thenne none, So that was very shocky, like
a long back, you know.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I mean the amount of money that I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
You know, it makes me, you know, which when that
shit would happened to me, he had some money because
I could go all the way back, you know, from
the next though neighbor, but they dead and the ain't
got no money. If I went back, I just be
wasting my damn time with paperwork. So none of mine,
none of my accusers had money. I was in the
(17:41):
wrong neighborhood. What can you nigga get a job so
I can get your fall one case it fucked up
with when both niggas touching, I ain't have no look
come over here and fill on a titty shot.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
I mean, d J come on, I need a check.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
D J n make me kiss you tongue me down.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
But that now now, and you can breast charges against you.
If you make me kiss.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
You, let me fall in your left I won't say him,
but it ain't gonna stick.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
You know. He's suspect Jil Junior over there.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, so it said in your podcast you said you're
taking you a whole more serious time out.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
She said, yesterday, when I had posted about the movie
The pat Level coming, I knew you was the.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Next Andrew Gillen. I got to do what I'm doing
right now. It's got to do it.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I was to see that.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I was wondering, did he see my damn come in jail?
I was wondering, I either he didn't respond back. He
responding everybody else. He didn't responding my ass. I started
to text him.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I respond enough, but I just was laughing.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, because you always fucking with me.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Back to taking your health serious.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It says on your podcast, you're taking your health serious.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
And you started your own garden.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Yeah I did. I started up.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Guarding because what if it grown, nigga, I'm gonna eat it.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Yeah, I know that's right, what you're playing with you.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
I planted some beans, I planted some lettuce, I planted
some greens. I planned some big uh. I don't know
who raised him, Johny raised his niggro right planning some bits.
(19:37):
I planted some dicks for Charla mine, like the cucumber. Besides,
so they'll fit yes, I did, come on by the house.
I got some funny in three months.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
You got some of them, and.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You know how he like them. He's like to suck
him hole.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
Damn, I got.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Them air prints coming for your little little.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
So I did the start of the guard I did,
and I'm I'll be posting as it grows.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
So you're you're taking you're eating healthier now, healthy life
what I want to do?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, but I take a shot. I don't eat that much.
You really don't. Yeah, we're wrong with it. You're on vasseline,
ain't you right now?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Y'all?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Co Butterway Nigga work Coco butter for for the owner.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Okay, So do you have any side effects for that?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I was trying the Ozimpic I did, but not now.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Yeah, what are the side effects for Ocempic?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I got my gall bladder removed?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Damn I did too, and I'm not even on Olympic.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Oh you did.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
I think that's just a thing maybe when we get
a certain age. But while I was on Ozimpic, I
got my gall bladder removed. So I got off of
it and switched to something else.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, so we'll see it is I wish I had
diaryal I don't should.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Have enough really, even without the gall bladder, because that
with my remove that's all I did.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Well, that's what my daughter do too. It didn't do
nothing to me, I don't guess.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
I don't think I was using my gall blood anyway. Yeah,
so I have no side effects or anything.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Damn, you got the right diet.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Can you ask me some questions, envy, If I was
asking how much weight do you want to you lose?
I would like to lose about one hundred pounds, I
would I.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Would you see big boy out there, yes, but you
know he's not happy.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
That's that's the thing we're trying to think, because he
feels like he misses the weight because he feels like
he's been that big for so long.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
He cold.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Now when you fat like that, when you that fat,
Now that nigga was fat fat and when you just
rady ain't heat.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
You saw he was always sweat. Now he freezing. It's
like he's going through metal.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Poll so he cold. Now he don't know how to
heat it back up. So and I asked him, I said, boy,
you're about to get a b B L And I
asked him.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
I asked him.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I said, I know you appreciate your penis now you
can see it.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Don't get well, he got a pen, he lost a lot.
I bet you he got three inches. You know it.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
But listen, he still can't look down and see it.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
You just said, because he can now he can hold
the fact back.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, first everywhere you.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
See, because he had on Arthorped's shoes, and I said,
next time I see, you're gonna being lost a layer
to your shoes and everything.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
He got on high heel sneakers. He said.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
He said he lost the weight because he was doing steps.
Took steps.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Them shoes, them shoes gonna make it. I said, boy,
I ain't never seen that more. He got good year
of shoes on. They very do it, but they hire
your sneakers. But he right, he's gonna be all right.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
But are you free? Are you changing your stuff?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Because girl go to hell, I mean boy going to
trying to talk about this ding ship. You don't see
the next time I come back in a span date.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I can't wait.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
I bet you can't get waiting.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I cannot stand him. I cannot stand.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
We just wrapped season five of The Miss Past.
Speaker 8 (23:25):
And talking to us about that, because that's what she was,
That's what you thought. I was asking about what you said.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Loretta Devine, Lorena Divine, Ta Campbell, and I'm not gonna
have We had so many guest stars this year. We
had so many guests stars. We even had t I
daughter No No Young on.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Oh my God. She's like, I like this show because
I get the curse. She was so fucking good.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yes she was that baby killed the baby because she
had to cuss me out.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
She had no problem. She was so good.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
I feel how you feel completely. Your season fo Season
five is a big deal.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I kind of got a little teary eye because I
didn't think this show would go that long, and you know,
for it to be bounced around Hollywood the way it
got bounced around, and each and every year just keep
you know, grabbing the audience and people continue.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
To love it.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
And like last year, the season five, season four and five,
we literally because we take live in front of a
studio audience, we literally have to turn away fifty to
one hundred people per show and we only do two
shows on Friday. And just to see that in Atlanta, Georgia,
where they don't even shoot that kind of show at
it meant a lot to me and Jordan, you know,
to even get it there, so it won't I won't
(24:38):
even cry when it end because I did something that
a lot of people thought that we couldn't do, which
was bring a multicam, a real multicam to Atlanta, Georgia,
and to build that type of audience and for people
to fall in love with the show. And we continue
to tell a real life story. And this season is
off the fucking chain. The last episode got three cliffhangers
(24:59):
in it.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Y'all gonna be mad at us.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Do you and Jordan have an arc of like, do
y'all know where y'all want it to end? Like you
have a number of Well, we always.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Asked bt Is to say when it's the end so
we can close it out. That's all we asked. If this,
if if this, you know, they didn't say this was
the end. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
We have to see how rains, so I need y'all
to watch it. But if we come back for season
six and they say, well, wrap it up, then we
have a way the way we want to wrap it up,
and we hope we get that opportunity because a lot
of black shows.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Don't get that out of it. Just now you mad
and you like this. You know you let the white
shows in the right way.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Please give us the opportunity to close out the Misspass
showed the right way.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's all I asked.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
I think there's just so many layers to the Mispass show,
and then it's built up. It's to your lips.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
This is why, come on, man, you back at the
day I wood niggas ass like you. I ass like
you because you are all these little jams.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
You doing that my neighbor and ship, she.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Said, it's less to the show, but it's because it's
Lens and miss Pat.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
But you're the only person that can call me fat
and get away.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Use other words.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I love you because he's so low down and dirty.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
You know, I was gonna actually congratulate you on your
new company I saw. I was gonna ask you, can
I come pitch you some fuck it? Of course I
pitch you naked.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Pictures of me.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
That's I'm gonna flood your inbox with my booty hole crazy.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
And I ain't never shaved back down. So it's gonna like.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
You versus a honeyman.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Huh, what is that whole thing versus a honey moon.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
But I never seen a video, Ain't that crazy? Never
seen the video.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I think it's a gorilla, the gorilla and a hundred men,
so that one hundred men is supposed to know where
the story came from.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
It's so dumb. It's one of them things that it's like,
y'all really ain't better to do.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I think, I honestly feel like it's somebody like who
started it and wanted to see how fun go likeuse
if anything hit the internet, people ain't even gotta see it.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
But do you really think a hundred mens cauld whoop
a golilla mean a gorilla? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I don't think so.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
No, But apparently it's a video that everybody saw and
I haven't seen it. Oh yeah, no, never seen it.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
It's not even a video.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
It's nothing.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Somebody started it and they just kept on going to
this perspect Okay, we know that ain't gonna the power
of the internet.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
The Internet is powerful.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
And since y'all so powerf out there, can y'all please
go watch Miss Pat set it every wednes said night,
and then season four follows it, and then season five
drops in the fall.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
I could use that money and to keep going.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
And you know, Charlemagne got me on a regiment to
lose weight and the only way I would be able afford.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Did she y'all watch the show.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
With the crack Baby show.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I don't know it's still you know, I put it
in somebody hands and they haven't said yao, Nate.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, but I really want to make that show. I
really do.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
I feel like something Tyler probably would be interested in.
Did you reach out?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
What it's the cartoon.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's an animation. Yeah, it's an animation.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
It's about and it's it's cracked with a cake because
little kids that falls through the system, you know, like me.
So I was gonna tell some great stories, but we
haven't gotten it out the Grand Take TV FORELB.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
That would be dope. A cartoon, that animation.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I talked to Tyler all the time, nice cat.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Yeah, Tyler's fantast and he gives great advice. Because I
just feel like, and I don't know if they can
do it the BT Awards or something. There gotta be
some type of Miss pat Myda crossover at some point.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Everybody keeps saying.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
It gotta be aa like something.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Remember how back in the day they did that fake
trailer for Wanda and on BT they should do that
for Miss pat and my deal, like I got like
it's a movie coming or something. You know.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
I don't live far from him, but I love Tyler.
I go to his house and got good food, good
guess nice and I like when I could be in
a city when somebody is just human, you know, it's
all the bullshit is out the door. You that's the
type of person. I like to catch you with no
makeup on and you know, not have a bath and
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I like real people.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Now that that ain't what happened over that. I just
like real people. I don't want to hear your fake
ass voice. I hate when people talk with hey, Garrett,
breathe bitch, talk to me like you talk to your credit.
So if I don't get that from people, I don't
care to be around them.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
That's what people don't realize about Tyler Perry.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
He's real.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
He is, He's black, and he love his people, and
you know he loved what he doing. And you know,
you hear you know, you see this big old thing
of Tyler Pear and then you when you get to
meet me like he's just Debbie Allen is the same way.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
I know that.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Can I tell y'all some Debbie Allen can fucking cook.
I've been to her house several times.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
She I'm gonna stop you, thank you, and yes I
did eat my ass off.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Yes, Otherwise.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
You can't wait about this.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Interview to be over. He said, you say she got
bring up all them stories about food.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You know about?
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Can cut?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I ain't gonna go for the bulls ship, you know what?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
What else?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Can you know what?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
But the thing that it's true about what you're saying
about both of them, those are people who put black first.
You will be giving Tyler Perry all this flack for
it's like who puts all as many black people as
Tyler Perry?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Who employed as many Black people as Tyler Perry.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
And he gives you free knowledge because he cares about you.
You know, you don't even have to ask him. Like
the times I've been over there and sat and talked
to him, just free knowledge. And I'm sitting there like
I'm talking to Tyler fan. You know the times when
I asked Debbie out and to shoot the pilot for
the Miss Past show, she came in and she wrapped
her arms around us, and she.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Made that pilot black.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
I mean even I remember Debbie told somebody to repaint
the wall. That's not a color black people having their house.
The yellow was too bright, like it was like it
was a Mexican color. And she's like, I'm black, people would.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Use that.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Now that she said that. But I was looking at
the wall, I was like, fuck, that is bright like
a Mexican restaurant. Fuck you.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
And that was like that that yell is too bright.
Ton it down were black, and she made him repaint
the wall. And that's what you see in the kitchen
of the Misspatch show. Now that's what so I love
when I love when you can be around people who's
still black in this industry because this industry is so
fake and so phoney and it's hard to find real friends,
it really is.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
And now you're on tours, Well I am on too.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
I'm in Cleveland this weekend. Come on Cleveland, get your tickets.
Then I'm in Virginia Beach. You I just added a
show on Beach I did, so go get your tickets
for the Mad Name. He shall work the ship out
of me.
Speaker 8 (32:01):
And then you're going back to Ohio.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Columbus, Come on, Columbus, get your ten kids.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Your hilarities this weekend.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I love hilarity is Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Canada.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Oh nice, Yeah, I hope I can make it in
and make it out with the situations were in right now.
I went to Belieze and they stopped me because before
I've been in the counter minute time. But when I
when I talk, you know, I have custy on my
niece kids and shout out to my niece who smoke crack.
But I when I went in to believe when her
kids are full of custody, and they stopped me, and
(32:36):
the man act like he couldn't read the adoption paper,
but I had. I had research and they said bring
all the paperwork, and they was like, well.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
These ain't your kids. I said, man, here go the
damn paper right here.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
And I had to point out everything because he stopped
me with two kids and about to sent us back.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Because trafficking is so big, that's what trafficking.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Child.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
I said, sir, I don't want these kids. They gave
me the keys. Who the hell still kids and take
them on a vacation. But they found the letters in
for about thirty minutes. When they questioned the kids, who
the hell I wore? I said, look at your kids.
There's some spoil ass brats.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah, you think you were smuggling.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Smuggling, Yeah, I'm just I'm just saying, so what I
got donuts in the navel? God damn no, man, what
I am smuggling?
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I don't know. That's usually why they stop you when
you're coming from out of the country.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
No, I was going on vacation. I even had on
the tank top it said I was going again in
another country.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
That's what we said. I hate you.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
When I get my BBL, I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Get that, i'n't get.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
If I lose weight, I will get my stomach done.
But I would not. I have a lot of ass
I don't.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
Already right, don't get no, damn bb I'm.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Not getting anything.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
I'm hey, I've had fun in my life. I don't
mind getting old. I've just turned fifty three in April.
I mean, I'm in a happy marriage, I'm sccessful, I'm successful,
I think so, and I'm having the time of my life.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
That is going to be.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
That's like a whole other book, right, because people you
had successful after after the age of forty five, I did.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I'm in the middle of writing another book now. I
can't wait till y'all hear all the stories and things
I had to go through in this book. But it's
it's gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So I'm happy. I'm happy to charlam Man.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Check out new episodes of MS. Pat settles at Wednesdays
at ten pm. And we appreciate that love.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Season five starts in the fall. That's all I can
say right now.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Season five starts in the fall, So make sure y'all
get the tickets to all the places that I'm going before,
because hey, we need to laugh.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
This is a time that we need to laugh.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
And Scott Mills is about to be up here. He
might be up here now if you need to press
HI about anything.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Scott was about to be up here. Yeah yeah, oh okay,
Well I was just texting with him this morning.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
I think the BT Awards that bringing one someone want
to look at.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
They about to bring it back for the Bringing It Back,
but it's like special for the b T and he's
here with a J Terrence tribute.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
That was that was that was That was back in
the day when I had a shape.
Speaker 8 (35:13):
That's right, yes, that long.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
I'm about to put this.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It's the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
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