Ep 202: Do Or Do Not (Grant & Jenna)

There is no try.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Did you see this bird flu shit that's going around? Yeah,
California declared state of emergency.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, I'm not trying to get political. I'm not. This
isn't political. This is not a political podcast. I know,
I know, but I saw something that got me thinking iands.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
To see something crazy. Okay, let me tell you. I
saw this TikTok you know the TikTok sound. It's like, well,
it's the X Files theme song.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, okay, so do that while I tell you this.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
You're doing music, and you're doing music.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I just wanted you to start with that. So tell
me why right before?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I love where this is going.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Trump was president in twenty nineteen, right, yeah, well yeah,
so he was president when COVID happened. Yes, all I
gotta say is what's happening?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, I'm not saying it about an like, it's not
even political.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I just think it's interesting that, like, what are the
odds that this man gets hit now with two viruses?
Like now is he going to go into office fighting
bird flu? Not himself?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
But like is that what the new pandemics?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
And this is not a political We're having an a
political conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Because I'm not saying what I think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I don't. I really don't know about bird flu yet
because also, how does one contract bird.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Because it comes from you know, okay, it comes from meat, right, cattle.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It does come from cattle. Bird flu comes from cattle.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
It goes basically, it just goes to every.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Animal because they poop.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think it's because when they talked about California declaring
I love that show. It's a good one Californian.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I'd like we get into geopolitical viruses instead of the OC.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
We should be talking about the no and we're going
to get there.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Shout out Ryan at my boy, Yeah, he's sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Who'd you like best on that show? Who were you
on that show?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I was Missus Cooper. I was I was the horse
with alopecia in season one.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Rose stopped doing to get stop. Wait that's I should
have just said, you fence to stop break?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
No you okay?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
It adds it?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, I would be, yeah, I would be. I don't know,
because I liked Ryan. Yeah, I liked Ryan a lot,
and I honestly all the Seth love I was kind
of because all my friends were like, I'm Seth.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I love Seth Seth Cohen is my who is your
favorite girl? Probably Summer, but not at first I hated her.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, I would say I really liked Ryan's girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
At the end, Oh yeah, I forgot about her.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
She was she was a chill Yeah she was. Wasn't
she class president? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I think so. I'm not gonna lie. The later seasons got.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
A little weird, like the storylines were going crazy, like
she was like.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
It was wild. What's the main girls name? Why am
I trying to blink?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Misha Barton Marissa?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah right, yeah I think so. Yeah sounds very Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I didn't like her. I didn't. I wasn't trying to
paste me off as a seventeen year old when I
saw it.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, it wasn't your grateen. I just was nah, That's
why I like Summer was annoying. But I grew to
love her.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I you know who I read your name right, yeah,
Summer Rachel Bilson. Yeah, so Summer. I didn't really find her.
She wasn't for me, so misia literally, So I was
just watching for the boys stories.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Hey, the boys.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I was like, this is my god boy. But then
Seth got that blonde girlfriend with the short hair.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh no, you just like Spicy the Pixie girl.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
She was great, No top tier, she pissed me off
top tier. So what was her name? I can't remember
her name, but I really liked her. I feel like
there was a love tryinggle between her and Rachel Bell.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't. I just was rooting for Summer truly,
even though Summer was a bitch. And we acknowledge that.
We listen and we do judge for that. We listen,
we judge, judge. Yeah, you guys don't judge.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
We could. You imagine though, if they made the OC
with tell me Lie's Rules, Dude, you know how nuts
that show would be.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
That would actually be insane.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't. I don't know how I feel about that.
I don't know, Like, yeah, if the OC would have
come out ten or fifteen years later, it would have
been a totally different show. Oh yeah, because they only
implied people were kind of doing stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, they weren't doing it, Like.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
They didn't know what what was the tray? Who's the blonde,
buff guy who was the Misha Barton's boyfriend in the
first season when Ryan came to town. Oh, we're talking
about this show like it's the most important show on television.
You gotta stop that and watch the fucking OC you.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Really do, though, it's great, Like I that was a
show that I went back and I was like, why
have I never watched that?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
That show is the reason I got good at drums?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Really origin story of drumming.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah. So I went on summer break from high school
my sophomore year, and I was kind of I wasn't
good at drums, Like I was just bad. You mean,
this just sounded shitty. All my friends were better than
I was. Everybody in height there were every drummer in
high school was better than me at this point. Okay,
So I took the summer and I worked for my
dad at the funeral home. And when I come home

(05:42):
at night or anytime I could, I'd put on a
DVD of ThEC starting in season one, and they were
seventeen or twenty two episodes, yeah, and they were an hour.
So I would just sit there with sticks and little
foot practice pass no way, and I would just watch.
So the first season I practiced for twenty two hours
of seventeen hours of TV.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Wait that I and I.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Did that for all four seasons in a row.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Damn you went.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Four, they did five. I don't know, but I did
it the entire time. And then I came back and
we had a fall concert with all the bands and
I was fucking dusting everybody and everybody literally everyone was like,
how did you what happened the OC?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
OC happened?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Sandy?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
They're like, did you go to the OC. You're like, no, No,
I am those I am the OC. I'm o c Damn.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
That's a cool villain or villain story. You're not wrong, dude,
origin slash villain story, super villain.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah. If if they could see your toes right.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Now, yeah, dude, I'm warning. Well, we're let's.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Paint the picture. Today was Christmas Pj's Day.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, so at work, obviously this is called coworkers, right,
we do be co working. We do be co working.
And I'm wearing pajamas. I'm just like a raffiki dude.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
So yeah, what you're a monkey?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
But what kind? What's the monkey with the pink butt?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
RAFII from Lion.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
King, that's that's his government name.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I don't know what the baboon.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I feel like it could be a baboon.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
But he's got the colorful face.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, okay, well, so the monkeys with the pink butts,
that's what Grant is. And today, at like literally five
fifty in the morning, we're getting out of the elevator
and nobody is expecting the behind of Grant.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh yeah, you guys should see it going, that's right.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, Kyle and I were walking right behind him, and
like I said, he's just where it's just like a
fuzzy onesie. It feels, yeah, But then he turns around
and dead ass is wild.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Do you know what's nuts about this? Outfure? So you
ladies understand can empathize with this. But when I had
to do for the girls what I had to do, Yeah,
for the girls. When I was doing a number two today,
Oh yeah, I had to I had to disrobe.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, it's like when you have when you wear a
body suit, it sucks.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
So I'm just fully naked sitting in the back.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Isn't that humbling?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
And the thing that's crazy is the women's room. It
is probably better here, but the men's room there's a
crack in the door that's like this fucking big.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
There's no privacy.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
So just sitting on the toilet and how.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Did you feel?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, go women.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Go, women listen, women win in this scenario, they do.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
What is it's like women in male fields, male males
and women fields?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Explain what you're talking to me about.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
There is this hashtag going around on TikTok this trend
and it's like hashtag I think it's female in male fields.
But they'll say something stupid, like like something that a
guy would supposed to do in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Oh? I think you meant like jobs.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, they it's like kind of broadened into that.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Men are traditionally nurses.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yes, that would be well yeah, no, no, but that
would be you could post that and then you could
be like men working in women fields.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Do you know what I mean? Are you getting what
I'm going down?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Who's searching that hashtag? And I do believe not me bullshit?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
But it's because it's stupid, because girls will post like
something that's like bashing on a guy.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
You know what I mean? I can't think of any
right now? We could totally.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Is there is there a job that you don't think
girls should be able to should do? Or are you
full pro women? Well?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I support any women, any woman following her dreams whatever
it may be. But me like, no, there's plenty of
jobs that me, as a woman I should not have.
But that's personal, Like I'm not fince to be strong
enough to be doing like manual labor.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I see it, you know what I mean? Like, so no,
or be in the NBA.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Well, don't knock until you try it. Ja Clark, my
dad wanted me to play basketball.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Jenna or Tego Wednesday Clark. Taco Clark. Now it's evolved
to Taco Clark.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Dude, and every week it's gonna turn into something else.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
I'm not go clock.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Taco Clark maybe the sikest nickname of the eleven years
of benef.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I want that to be Taco Clark is painted everywhere.
I need that.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
That's my and to the point where you have a
whole career, like moving forward, d Jane.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Taco Cluk, Taco Cluck.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
What's up? It's Taco Clark. I'm here at the circle
k on Power and McKell obs giving out free.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Coozies koozies, Dude, Where Koozi's at? There they fell off?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Why you never seenez?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Huh? Where them coozies at?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Where my coozie's at?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
It feels like that should be offensive. Tell me it's not.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
In some capacity.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm sorry. The cooozy community, yeah, sorry, you're talking about
the little those things that you cover your drinks with.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Sorry to the proud coozy community.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
We're sorry. We listen and we don't judge.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
The last time. No, dude, I totally judge. Somebody's got
a fuck koozie and I see them drinking a beer
with a kozie.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Tell me, just for even the aesthetic of it, you
don't want a specific type of asshole right there, like
you're at a lake.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Okay, yeah, I'm not drinking the beer slow enough to
fucking need a koozie. Dude, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
You know who pops out with the koozie, Poolie.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
She's got coozy energy though, so it's okay, yeah I could.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
See that, but only in the summer, only on a
summer day.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
She has a visor, but her bangs are coming over
the visor with a beer and a koozie and like
a pink poked a bikini.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Oh my god, it's like actually insane, Like okay, for
those that don't know, we're talking about my beautiful mother,
who's perfect in every capacity, but she's the best character ever.
But all summer long she's wearing a bikini, these little
Hollister shorts, and she's got a drink.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
With a koozie. That koozi but the ponytail with the
bangs and the visors. Sometimes she wears a hat though
that's tight.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
But she does have visories. Yes, that's she should get
one of those green tinted advisors. You know what I'm
talking about. Advisor her out and get Hunter s Thompson Glass.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm going to get her that for Christmas. I don't
know how we got on the topic of my mom. Sorry,
Oh koozies.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Coozies, Yeah, people with cozies.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I know.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
How do we get to koozies?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Though, I don't know. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Taco Clark, Taco Clark.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, dude, you should get Taco Clark.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Taco Clark is real, dude. I will, I literally will.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's Taco Clark with the weather on the nuts.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's Taco Clark. I think that.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh, you stupid, you stupid. What why you be doing
those voices? What are you doing doing Taco Clark? Why
are you being so stupid?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Dude? You tell me what I.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Have you noticed Desani changing their colors? Yeah, it went
from a dark transparent now like a light blue.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Did we talk about this? What waters do you like
and dislike? Brink water?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Are we including luxury waters?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I mean, I'm only including luxury water. I'm very I'm
very specific with your water. I'm boogie with it. But
I'm a big mineral water guy. So anything that's otherwise
you get a yeast infection tacos, I get you stupid
right down. No, I would say I grow okay, grocery

(13:31):
store water because we gotta put a cap on it.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Okay, right, what grocery.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Store Albertson's Okay, so I would put Honestly, if I'm
buying water to drink, like a lot of arrowhead, really
it's cheap. I get the five gallon thing with the
pull a little pullout.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah. Oh I got beef with that.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, so I get that. I get one of those.
That's that's but that's if Kate's not drinking it, because
Kate don't drink any mineral water. She thinks it's gross
like spring water and ship respect. But I really I've
been I love sparkling, Like what is it you like
sparkling Perier, Oh, love love Perier, but not no lemon,

(14:15):
just standard sparkling. And what's your what's the other? Uh,
Pellegrino is that it?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, I love those and the liquid liquid death. If
I'm doing a sparkling.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Oh, I like just the regular.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Still I don't funk with they're still really it's fine,
but i'd rather if I'm gonna spend a dollar seventy
nine on no literally at least, yeah, I'm gonna do that.
But yeah, other than that, I just do water.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Cooler water, Okay, I respect.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
We've got a five gallon. Yeah, we got a five
gallon tankless set up at home and no big deal.
What about you rank your waters? But the son honestly
designing's trash smart waters mid Fiji is you're gonna hate
my life. Fiji is top top tier.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's my number one. But I know that's a That's
why I asked if we were doing luxury brand.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
What did the YouTuber say, that's the S tier, right?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I don't know. Yeah, okay, the like subscriber only tier.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
No, No, it's basically it's a ranking system. So it
goes to ABC D E F and then above a
is s S tier. That's my Fiji. If I can
drink Fiji's is so goddamn.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Expensive, it's insane. I think at the airport it's like
eight bucks.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
But they put you know, there's it's high silica content.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
That's why when you take a drink it is smooth
and it doesn't coat your mouth the same way water like.
That's why it feels the way. It's called silica. I
didn't know that the same stuff that I think keeps
shit dry like beef jerky, like they put silica packets in.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh yeah, interesting, But it's.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
A mineral and apparently it's got a lot of it,
and that's why it's so smooth.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Be doing the right thing.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
So you got Fiji up top.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Fiji's number one. But like we said, it's a luxury.
It's not on everyday thing, right.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Pooley sometimes treats the house to Fiji, and I'll take
a feel, I know, and I feel bad because I'd
be taking them, I know. So that's number one. See,
you're gonna hate this. Number two for me is smart water.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Really yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I didn't know you were a garbage person.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Well, and then I was gonna say number three.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Number three is just uh, Phoenix tap, dude.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Phoenix tap is bad, dude.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
It's crazy when you look at your faucet after like
a year and it's just cave lime. You know, I'm
talking about No. Number three.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I do like I like pine top faucet in spring water. Yeah,
and I always like, maybe I just like it for
the idea of I remember my grandma always saying, like,
don't drink the other water.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
You have to drink the fawcet water.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
And so now I just feel like anytime I go
up there, I'm disrespecting her if I don't drink the
faucet water, you know.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, But anyways, you know.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
You don't have to. You don't have to drink the
foss water.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I know, and I know she does. She probably wasn't
even drinking it.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Also, that depends on the piping of the house, the
place you're at. There's so many variable there is there is.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
But I do try to take advantage of the fact
when I'm up in the mountains, you know, little drink
some pipe water pipe water. Yeah, So then I would yeah, okay,
I would say dasaani dare I say see, I feel like,
I'm you're either an arrowhead and what's the other one

(17:32):
you said, I don't remember. You're either arrowhead or you're
DASAWNI there's.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, no, there's well there's purified water too, which is disani.
So arrowhead is mineral water. Oh yeah, and there's a
what's the aquafina? Aquafina is a purified.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Water aquafor aquafor.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Did I tell you.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
About Maybe I'm getting no. I think I I think
I like arrowhead. I think it's aquafina. I don't really like.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I mean, you know, honestly, if you put them all
in front of me and I was blindfold, I probably
couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You could tell the difference between like Fiji.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Oh well, yeah, that's that's s Tire's s tier.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
That's type water talk with Grant Jenna. That's what people want.
Did I have fucking under the skins? It yesterday and
I got my poor vacuum out.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I need to know what this poor vacuum is all about?
It just a little where'd you get it?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I can get target something.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Was it expensive?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
No? No, it was it was like on the scene
on TV rack. Yeah, so I got it. And last
it was completely under the thing under the skin, and
I put it on for a second and it goes
from nothing to head to what followed by blood.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
You should have taken a video. It was tight and
even I really wouldn't have noticed it today.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, wit, skin's pretty rough right now, No fucking old Jenna,
I have.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I've got one on my side of my face. I've
been messing with a little pimp pimp daddy.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, but break out the stars ZiT stickers. What's with
gen Z fucking wearing their to raise ye titstickers? Goddamn kids, Dude.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
No, I told you I only like ZiT sticka.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
That's the brand and they're not the ones with the
stars and ship. The other day I was at McDonald's
and the lady that gave me her food I had
four fucking green stars on her face.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Dude, I'm all here for it and like, you know what,
do what you want with it. Like I've definitely came
to work with the pimple patch, but mine are like
very nonchalant aslucent exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
But like I that couldn't be me. Like we're in
the big ones.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
You like Timothy right, Yes, it's my husband. He's in
his Bob Dylan phase. Right, yeah, he is, which he
might not recover from. I just want to I just
want to put that out there.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I'll take him as Bob Dylan.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
People go through there. Here's what happens method. There's a
there's a there's a period in time when people become
so famous that they essentially kind of turn into uh
like a Willy Wonka. What Yeah, and I feel like
we're getting Timothy Shalaman has already played Willy Wonka. Well
that's what I'm saying, right, so he can't really do that.

(20:19):
Oh so it's not but yeah, look at like Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp was a normal guy, white T shirt, leather jackets.
Now he's got fucking bracelets, bandanas, dreadlocks.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well that was Jack Captain Jack.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Spar Yeah, but now he is Captain Jack Sparrow. Is
he thinks he is? You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh so I see yeah, okay, you know what I mean,
Like you become like when Austin Butler became Elvis.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, but I hope Austin Butler gets stuck in a
Christian Bale or Patrick Bateman phase American psycho because you
know he's cast you're right, and if they make it
anything like the book, it'll be fucking X rated. It
is the hardest, craziest book.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I'm excited it's the.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
And the movie's great. The movie with Christian Bale is fabulous.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Do you know how old he was in that movie?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Twenty four years old? Right, and he's a fully formed
adult man.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
You know what I'm saying right like that is not
a twenty four year old.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
That's why would the kids be drinking the milk?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Damn like that?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
The milk guys.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
And but some of us are lactose intolerant and have.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
The I'm starting to think I got some lactose tendencies.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
It sucks. You can just ignore it like I do,
and then you get sick.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I had a black of cheese.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
That'll do it.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
It was It wasn't extra sharp, oh like the loocer
Albertson's gener and it was just an a black cheese.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Do you just do nibble or do slice?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I cut it in half and then I sliced it up.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, do you eat it with anything?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
And then and then like the las no, just cheese, okay,
just cheesing cheese. Did you ever see an episode of
South Park with the cheese and Ship, I don't think so,
where the kids figured out that if a cat pisses
on your face, you trip balls and they call it cheesing. No,
and they do a news report and they're like, listen

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for phrases that your children are saying, like, oh my god,
I'm cheesing so hard right now. And then the news
anchors like, oh my god, you guys, I'm cheesing my
fucking brains out.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
No, I am not. Was that more recent, No, it's.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Older episode, but they have a contraption where they put
the cat in and then they startle it and then
it peas on their face. It's sprays. No, it's pretty sick.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
You know. My first stuffed animal.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
What mister Hanky, mister hanky, that.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Was my first ut animals. Yeah, for my dad, that's nice.
I love you. Yeah, he's still here.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm my first stuffed animals. I had a Sylvester the
Putty cat, and I had a Daffy Duck. I still
have them.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Really, Yeah, damn lucky. I don't know where mister Hanky is.
Do you sleep with them still?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
How old were you on nine to eleven? Do you
want to know two thousand and one. Yeah, I was
a whopping.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
One year old.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Damn dude.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Wait that's not true. Yeah it is, Yes, that is.
I was just turned one.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Man.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
My birthday is August thirtieth. Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Wow, dude, So you're one years old when the world changed. Yeah,
a fateful September day. Yes, you had no idea?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah no.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
So how did when you found out about the World
Trade centers? How is it presented to you the first
time you remember being aware? Was it like these buildings
were destroyed?

Speaker 3 (23:38):
I'm trying really hard to think of. Like when I
first was introduced to nine to eleven, I feel like
it was partially school, which, by the way, I feel
like when we were growing up, it was pushed a
lot more in school, where nowadays, I don't.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Know if they're nine to eleven was pushed a lot well,
like I remember we would have like wal I know, yeah,
that's right. But I feel like we learned a lot
about it, like a lot.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I think now they're kind of like, do we really
know what we're teaching or do we know what happened.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
In this well, because I feel like nowadays they don't
be talking about they've instad. Don't be talking about it.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, what do they talk about? What was the last year? Well,
your high senior year high school? What kind of classes
were you in?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Oh, let's sorry, I was checking my hair. It was
hurting me.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Let me think of my years you graduate high school
twenty eighteen, twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
That you ever seen?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah? What electives did you take in high school?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Like, what fun classes did you take? DoD you have
homeac No, we didn't have that. Okay, do you have
a shot class?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
No, we didn't have that either. They really switched things up.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Did you have like automotive?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
No, we had.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
I had to take Spanish as an elective and then
I got caught cheating. So then I didn't take it
my senior year because I got too scared.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I mean, dude, I think languages are bullshit. Same it's
cool to I guess if you're smart and you have
the acuity to learn a second language. It just has
never been presented to me in a way that seemed tangible.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Right, Well, I wish that, Like now, I wish that
I could learn a language that I want, Like I
want to learn Japanese.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Could you imagine if I if I learned Spanish. That
you would be dangerous.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I should know Spanish. I'm literally half Mexican.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
It would be so tightish do an all Spanish podcasts.
We're just talking all the white people. I know.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I know.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
It would be the number one Spanish speaking podcast.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yep, dude, it would be insane and us Oh my god,
it'd be crazy. I do wish I could speak Spanish
because some of my family can.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Call the podcast movie co workers.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
See yeah, no, no, movie Baby Baby got me like,
oh damn, my TiO.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Acting up over here.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I wish that I could speak Spanish and Japanese. What
about you? I can speak a little Japanese. By a little,
I mean three words.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I think it would be sick. It'd be sick to
learn Mandarin.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh yeah, the fuck that'd be awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
It would be nice, dude, to fuck the fuck that.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Would be sick. You could. That would be a sick
language to know.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
But I wouldn't ever really have any reason to use
it to show people I speak Mander.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
You're John Cena apologize. I can't believe I've never seen
that until this week.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Guys, if you want to watch something fun, John Cena
apology apologizes to China on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Honestly, you know what's fun about my work week? What
is that I'm guaranteed to learn something new from a
YouTube video that you show me. Yeah, or or you're
gonna get some it's like an old pop culture thing.
But it's honestly, I feel like it's good.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Or you're gonna get like half regurgitated information that just
doesn't make any sense, or you have any reason to
ever hear about right, it's.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
A problem, but I feel like it's I need it.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Like I'm like, did you know they found bullet casings
on the top of column by high school?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I will There's a lot of information about shootings every day.
It's like one shooting.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I come in hot. I'm like, Stephen Paddock made nineteen
trips up and down the Mandalay Bay elevators.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Meanwhile, I'm like, did you watch Dancing with the Stars
last night? I know, and he never did.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I didn't have time. I was researching.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Oh my god, well you should have been watching Dancing
with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I found a this season was heat Reginald, Reginald Bell Johns,
Reggie Anna Delphy. Yeah, she those are the only and
the weird little guy from the gymnastics.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Weird Little Guys Crazy, Ariana.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Grinded his boyfriend SpongeBob was that guy? What that's what
he reminds me?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Even eat then Slade.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, what's the what's the dork from the gymnastics scene?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
He's not a dork. You need to respect him, Steven.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
You know he does the does he's doing? She's all that.
What do you know that movie where Freddy Prince Junior
makes a bet that he can't get the dorky girl
to become promp quick.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
He Yeah, he gets on the dance warm and takes
off his glasses and everybody's like, oh what fuck that guy?
He's a gymnast.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
I feel bad because he is so blind and he's
cross eyed, so like when he takes off his glasses,
like he don't be seeing and I.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Feel so bad.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
What's his name? Stephen?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
In terms of an end, it's like, no, but.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
The dream guest of my next podcast, My dream.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Wait, dude, you Jojo see why you're what the heck?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
The dream guest of my next podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
My dream guest, I'm guess would probably my ex girlfriends.
It'd be crazy dude, Jo Josie was in the office
right now.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
What do you think, Like, what do you think the
career trajectory for Jojo? Dudes?

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Oh my god, dude, Now I'm doing the grind on
me dance on a beach with a.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Who's Muslim miller? Dude, Abbe Lee just stuck and she's
just stuck. In the second they have to break the
pier to get boards out to help get her out,
prying them off.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Which dance mom girl would be the first to help her? Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Probably do you think Jojo?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I mean Jojo for sure, because she's remember in the
documentary she was like, I.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Don't think yeah, we're like girl girl Joe.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Well yeah, but what do you think JoJo's was imagination
of what her career is going to be, Dude, Like,
what do you think she thinks she's going to be
doing in fifteen years?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
She's gonna be probably what's his name, Freddy Murcury. She
is going to be Freddy Freddy because she said that
she's like a gay icon.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Oh yeah, she created gay poppies.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yea, so she sees her. That's why I think that
she thinks that she's going to be Ellen DeGeneres. She's
gonna be Freddy mrcury if he was Ellen DeGeneres.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Interesting plus.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Jojo like a bow in her hair? All that in
a bow? Hold on hmm, Jojo Jo Jojo?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
What's that in your hair?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Wow? Dude, it's crazy that I can sound like that. Well,
it's a boat? What's her? Should have done that? Wish?
Even never? I don't know. I want to hate her.
I don't think I can for some reason, I really can't.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
As a person of color, right, Jojo girl?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
We got that? That's crazy? She Jojo Sie thinks she's
a person of color.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I think I think it must have been Caitlin, my wife,
who was saying that Jojo ISoP.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
That's insane. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard, Like
Jojo the same person. It's like, I need further explanation,
but I don't.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I think I did it.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Get it?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
She's onto something there, she knows something. I think Mary
fuck kill okay, Jojo se Wa Jojo Jojo Sea and
JoJo's but a Miller Yeah no, Abby Lee Miller. I
need to clear my voice. I'm starting to sound like
Jojo se Wa Okay, Okay, Jojo see wah, Abby Lee

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Miller and.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Snoop Dogg. Okay, what fuck Snoop Dogg?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Same, No, I'd marry Oh oh, I hate this. I
hate this one.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
I think you gotta marry Snoop dog for the money
and I love him.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, and then you can you can? Yeah, Okay, I'm
marrying Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I don't, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
I don't want any of the other mess.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Though, No, no, no, here you go, Jojo Siwa, Abbey Lee
Miller or flav of Fla. What you're like, Well, I
do love the US women's polo.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Team, so I'm gonna have to go for him. So
wait you I don't okay, Well.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Snoop Dogg okay, Snoop Dogg? Mary, Yeah, Abby Lee?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Maybe dare I say that I and you marry Jojo? Listen,
you can just pretend for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
So ride her coat tails to the top.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, right around in her cool car.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Talk about girlfriends.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Get on the bod.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah you go.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
You get to go on the podcast. Then you guys
get a divorce and you're good.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
And she's like, oh my god, my dreams has come true.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's my eggs on the podcast, and then you're still
get to go on the podcast. I think that we
just cracked the code. So you marry Jojo. Yeah, and
if you're Jojo sie one you're listening to this, We're
totally kidding. We love you.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I'm not I don't know what Taco Clark's over there
talking about you dream my podcast.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Okay, fine, So yeah, I'm gonna marry Jojo. I'm gonna
Buck Snoop Dogg, and Averyley Miller is gotta go.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I just saw a fun story. Parents outraged after California
math teacher orders students to come out as gay or lesbian.
What students were given instructions? Stand in a circle. Each
of you is now gay or lesbian, and you are
about to begin your coming out process. You cannot talk
for the rest of this activity. What so he had

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them practice coming out?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
What kind of socratic seminar is this?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Also? How does this relate to math?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
You know what I mean? I have no idea like.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
That'd be the one day in math class. I'd be like,
can we.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Fucking I actually want math?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Can we talk about math? Please?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
A squared plus b squared egals square?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
So fine, I'm gay two plus two let's get to that. Fine,
I get it.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Each of you is now gay, congratulations, and you are
about to begin your coming out process.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's why that sounds like divergent.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Like what is divergent? I forget?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Is that movie with Ansel elgre and she Woodley and
they're in like, oh, I don't what's the word?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah? But what are they dauntless? What are they running
to and from?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
I know, I know it's not a coven, but it's
like the Runners. There's Jumpers, is that Maze Runner or you?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
No, I only watched Step Virgin. I watched the whole
fucking series.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Okay, so maybe that's later on.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I never watched Past the Well, there's the ones that
run on the buildings.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
I hated Shalean Woodley's haircut so much that I never
watched past the first movie.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I got a hot take. Okay, I don't really like Shaley.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Well, she seems like I would like her too, and
then you start watching her and it's like there's something
about her.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
No, I agree, and like I liked her earlier on,
and then I just feel like she got kind of
weird and she was with Aaron Rodgers and then I
feel like that's when she got weird.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
She let she was able to let her freak flag.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, she went wag mode.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Who are the other Who are the other people that
you see and they're really famous or you're just like
I don't get this, mmm okay. Yeah. For example, I
just watched that Lindsay Lohan movie, The Christmas One, and
there's a reason they don't shoot her very often from.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Front lindsay yeah, yeah, well, and she's making her great
comeback and honestly here for it. But there was a
lot of talk. You're not the first person that I've
heard that from.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I just don't at all. I mean, she looks she's pretty,
that's the thing. It's like. I was watching the movie, right,
I was clearly like, this is a pretty person. But
there's something uncanny about her nose and shape of her
face that's just weird to me a little bit.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Well, I think it's a mix of it.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
You know.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
She still she's looking great.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
That movie was a lot cuter than I thought it
was gonna be salled.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I watched it like twice and I literally what is
it called.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
M I can't tell you. It's Netflix movie three of them.
She's also only made Netflix.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I know. Well things got weird for her.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Did she marry like a Saudi prince?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I think so, that's cool kind of the vibe. So
Brooke and I are bored right now, and it's the holidays.
It's the worst time of the year for this, you know,
like you're thinking of New Year's plans and stuff and
we're just like, ugh, So we're like, we should just
make a hinge. I've deleted hinge hinges gone. Do you
know what hinges? We're looking at me? You don't know
what hinges? Dating nap Okay, it's main dating nap. It's

(37:33):
but like it sucks, and we were going to create
an account together and be like you can have both
of us if you have a friend. You're shaking your heads.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's weird, dude.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I don't like, I'm We're just bored. We don't know
what else to do.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
You're looking for the fucking night Soccer to come over night. Oh,
Richard Ramirez, Richie Ramirez, do you know who the night
Soccer is?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
He's a was murderer, right, yeah, yeah, who killed?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
I think it was roughly like ten or eleven people.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
God, you know what this just answered my question.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Here's the thing about being single and you get temptations
from these dating apps. You like hit a point where
you're like, yeah, like a low point, and you're like,
I'll redownload them. I'll try, and then you're on the
dating app for like two days and you're like, this
fucking sucks. This is why I don't have these apps.
So then you get off. Yeah, and then I've been
so strong for so long.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
But you know this is my fight song.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Can you please play that while I talk about this?
Take Back my life sung this? Yeah, my power is
that's a jojo my ballace.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yes, dude, I am very I didn't. I was single
during the dating app when they were out, never downloaded
one of them. That's a flex to be able to interest.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
That's a flex.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Yeah, I just I can't imagine. But also, I mean,
I am the word like.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
It sucks. It's so bad, and I do not take
it seriously at all, which I don't think you really
can unless you're like for real, for real, like I
don't answer anyone.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Fucking delete those apps and just get on Reddit and look.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Up conspiracy theories. I do do that. No, I the
only app that I use and it's just for fun,
is Rayah.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
That's so weird to me. But you pay for it?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
How much you pay a month?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Tell, like, so we talk in teens?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yes, okay, well plus.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
One twenty it's twenty dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah. Yeah, guys, I don't wanna.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, did you could you watch the logan Paul type?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
No, it froze on there just Netflix, except it was
just I thought it was a baby.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, I'll watch it. Fuck it back to the Futu.
You're on Riya right now. I gotta get all the
customer support. I can't watch Back to the Future on Ria.
I was trying to watch Abbott Elementary on my Riya.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I have dude, if Abbot Elementary was on the Rio app,
that'd be exclusively on exclusively streaming on Riya. That's hilarious, dude,
Abbot Elementary. Honestly, Abbot Elementary is probably too good for Riya.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I've never watched Abbot Elementary.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Either, but everyone says it's really funny.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You were like, damn, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Well, the clips I see on TikTok are good.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I've never seen a clip from Abbot really.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I've probably watched like a season of it on TikTok.
But you were saying that you finds to be watching
shows on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
No, I see. I do this thing where I watch
memorable moments from shows on YouTube. Oh yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah, Okay, we'll same thing.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
It'll be like Breaking Bad. Did you watch Breaking Bad? Yeah,
and they'll just be pivotal moments. They just get me
fired up.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yeah, that is my TikTok page.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
But it's like like it's but it's always the blind side, Michael,
you protect you.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Get crazy that that that ship that movie was ninety
percent just bullshit.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah I felt that. I was like, damn, I love
Michael tooley like.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
The car accident didn't even have him.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Which is bullshit because that is the most powerful line
when she says, Mackael, you protect s J like you
did in that car.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
You kill my boy.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
You fends to kill my boy, my boy, you fend
to protect them.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah I know, but the car accident in real life
was just like a shopping card hitting the suv.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
That is literally not real. That is disrespectful Michael, Michael, huh,
you protect them.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I've seen the blind side I saw it when he
came out. I don't like.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I don't like Tim McGraw.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Oh is that who the guy is?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
The dad? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Damn, I didn't even realize that.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, Tim mcral's in that. He's not great.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I know, like nothing about Tim McGrath's.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Is a fucking dork. That's it. Yeah, he's one of
these guys. He's been rich and famous for so long. Yeah,
there's nothing relatable and him being relatable.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Is yeah, you're like stop. Yeah, yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I don't there's some people like that. I don't like
to follow celebrities or famous once a once a band
or musician or comedian or podcast gets to a certain point,
I'm out, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Because you're not real. There's certain ones I totally agree.
There are certain ones that I still follow, but I
think once they hit that point, it's really easy for
me to be like, as to don't like you anymore.
You're annoying now, like we went to your head.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Right, you got rich, right, And then it becomes everything
becomes a health of one on this podcast, Every podcast
becomes a health of this podcast, And I'm like, I'm
just not on that socio like another level to be.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I'm not No, I'm.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Not biohacking anything. I'm not fucking doing anything.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I'm like reverse biohacking. Yeah, I'm like killing myself unliving.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I'm unliving myself. Yes, yeah, TikTok, I got I know.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I was just gonna say, do we need to filter
our words or since?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Is it? Is it concerning that someone from the Federal
Communication Commission viewed my profile and film what?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
No way?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah? You know you get those No, I literally I
thought so I was talking.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, I keep an eye on it.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah, I was talking to several different places about maybe
turning my Feeneral Home Stories into a TV show. Right
at one of those places happened to be a three
letter network. There's a lot of three There are mostly
three letters. Starts with an H, ends with an oh.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh yeah, what does that spelled?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah? And when I was in that process, maybe once
or twice a week, I'd be getting senior level executives
from NBC fucking looking at your LinkedIn Hulu looking at
my LinkedIn.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
That's wild and then that'll just dried up, damn it.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Then they listen to my other podcast, They're like, Nope,
gotta go it's gonna be a hard pad. It's gonna
be a no for me, dogs out.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Well wait till they get a hold of this.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
This will be good.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
It's gonna be crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Do you have anything you want else you want to
talk about? I mean this is the first one. We
can keep this shorter?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Are you telling me defense to shut up?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
There's always stuff we could talk about.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
What do you want to talk about? What krima Christmas? No?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
What are you let we can just go out with
your goals for twenty twenty five? Will there be another
podcast before? There will be another one? Right?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Another one?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
What? Another one?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Another one of these? If you want to record next week,
we can I'm in or whatever day we can record
over the next two weeks, we could get two or three.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah, okay, Well I didn't want to say goodbye to
all our friends before twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know who gives a shit?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
You're right?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah? No, what do you do? What are your plans
for twenty twenty five?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Mm hmm, hapends to be happends to be going to
the movies?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Well, movies.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Wicked too?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Is that coming out in twenty twenty five?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
It is?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
How long is that four and a half hours I
heard it's ten It's ten hours, and it's just Ariana
Grande and Cynthia Rivo just do an interview crying.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Holding space.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh my god, I love that for you.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
But I kind of love I love them, I really do,
and I listen to the soundtrack every day.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Here's can I say why?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
And then I'm sorry. I just have to get this
thought out and then I'll shut up. The reason I
say that is because some music, Like I can't listen
to Christian music right now because it makes me sad,
and I don't want to listen to like eight M
because that's too much. So like the Wicked soundtrack is perfect.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
You know, there are several other options.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
I don't think so, I think right now for where
I'm at, I like the Wicked soundtrack just is like
exactly what I need. Anyways, I didn't need to say
all that.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
He's the thing about what's uh Adriana Grande and what's
what's the other lady's.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Name, Cynthia Rivo?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah, I don't care about either one of them.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
What what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
It's just they don't It's just.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
There Ariana Grande and Cynthia Rivo aren't like the main
thought of whole life, No damn.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
And on the Wicked soundtrack, I wish they would shut
the fuck up sometimes not just let the music.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
You just want you want the karaokeers want.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, you know what I want to do, karaokeers. I
want to be like, what is this feeling? So sudden?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Way we could do? I hope you're happy.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I hope you're happy to I hope you're happy. Which
one are you? Then? The green one?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah? Fine?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
At the end?

Speaker 6 (46:55):
Okay dot com anyways, Yeah, Wicked is where it's at.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
I have vocal fry right now. What's happening podcast?

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Ah, it's Wicked featured Jojo cela as.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Who Jojo Sia play? Tell me right now?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
The monkey? She is the flying monkey bit one of
the flying monkeys. They do what they did in the
remake while they walk with Johnny up where they just
clone Jojo thousands.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Everywhere and they're flying JoJo's.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Can you imagine It's like when somebody puts their hand
down on the rubber chickens the Walmart. It's just like
she's flying.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
It's just all those noises. Oh my god, could you imagine. Yes,
I want to I want to be there. Yeah. Sorry,
I just had to go on that wicked tangent.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
I get it, man, I appreciate that Royal Caribbean Cruise
passenger tries to kick down door and later dies aboard ship.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I feel like there's a lot of middle details that
were missing from there.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
There's the last pictures of him that were.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
He went from having show those were my last pictures
I beat.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Let's see. A Royal Caribbean Cruise passenger died during a
trip to Mexico, and the video shows him trying to
beat down the door just before he ultimately he died.
Thirty five year old Pastor Okay shouting in the hallway
and repeatingly kicking a door, appearing to attempt to break in.
Virgil reportedly assaulted multiple crew members and threatened to kill

(48:40):
other passengers.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
What is going on on the.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Royal Cruise standard cruise fair.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I've never been on a cruise.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I feel like there's got to be one guy on
every care to kill everybody. That makes sense, because you
know they have a little jail on the cruise ship.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
It's like Disneyland. They have a jail.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, same thing.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
That's secret jail.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
The captain can arrest you and stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Before on a cruise. No, neither, are they your thing?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I haven't bet on one. So bad question.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I feel like you were talking about cruises though this year,
were you not?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah, you fins to were Do you want to be
a cruise person?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Maybe? Okay, maybe like a river cruise, like a European river.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Cruise, the river in Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, let's see here he was pepper sprayed, zip tied
and handcuffed.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Damn the holy truth. Oh.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Family members claim he was injected with a sedative.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Damn Wait he died though.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
He died an hour after this incident while in custody
of ship security.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Why, I don't know, you know what I think about?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
What do you think about?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
And it's sad, but do you remember that guy that
jumped off the cruise? He was like eighteen or nah,
he might have been a little older, but he was younger.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
He was doing a bit, he was he's definitely doing
a bit. Gay guys, I'm gonna do a cool dance
move over this railing.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
No, yeah, well I think about that because he just
like they never found anything and he was like they
were in shark infested water.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah? I think you just drowned. Probably.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Do you think the shark's got him?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Or do you think probably something ate him? For sure? Afterwards?
By Betty probably died before him.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
He probably died when he hit the water. If he
fell from a cruise ship.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Why would you be jumping from that? That's wild.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
You know. The thing I always think about is when
I'm driving up north, you see all the woods?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
How many dead people are just there?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Oh? For real?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Just in the woods.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Well do you watch Yellowstone? No? You don't know way
you watch Yellowstone?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
That show is not for me.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I only just started kind of watching it this season.
I really have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
It's just it's a okay. I know a lot of
people in our circle wasch it. Yeah, so I will
tread carefully. But it's a nicko show for people who
have a rancher fetish because they've been at like a
fucking computer for their whole you know what I'm saying. Spot,
They like sat behind the guys, so they're like, dude,
I dreamed of being arranged, even though I have no

(51:06):
capacity to be arranged. But it could be I identify
with Kevin Coster and isn't he like real grizzled? That
like same time.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I've literally only been watching part two of the last season. No,
he died the first episode. Sorry spoiler rest in peace,
Ken cost RP. But yeah, no, I get that. I
don't really know why I watch it, To be honest.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
There hasn't been one yellow Stone on that show, so
why did they call it yellow?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Every rock is just in rock color, So why they
call it yellow?

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Why they got to call it yellowstone?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
It's wild. But I don't know why we were talking
about Yellowstone.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Oh yeah, I think we hit a wall.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I think so. Yeah, this has been so fun though.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yeah, it's been a really good time.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Oh my god, that hurt my ears. I don't like that.
Please stop breathing.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Sleep.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
I'm wearing my sleep acting mask right now.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Piece of corn. Sleep. It's like a guy who goes
to bed eating Chipotle and is mad because there's this
ship in his fucking mask all night, coughing it up.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
The sleep apne mask are crazy. Imagine if you did
not listen to any of the podcasts and you just
happen to scroll right to that point.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I think there's several of those points already, like Holy
ship is Jojo Siwa here? Oh my god, Jojo?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Guys, wait, you know what they didn't hear? What my
other impression? Impersonation?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Oh yeah. So there are characters that exist in culture
that are just ubiquitous and they're everywhere. Yeah. And this
one particular character has been a staple for fifty years
now in cinema and his name is Yoda. Yes, and
he's here today.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
We have him. Yeah, Oh my god, Yoda?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Noah, Yoda? Do you have any advice for young people
listening to the podcast?

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
No, Yoda? It's Yoda, Yoda?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Dude, Jojosie was like taking over.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
You keep talking over Yoda?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I know, Okay, ask me again, Yoda?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Do you have any advice for young people looking to
break into the business? Do or do not?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
There is no try That one was good.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
That one was he you do it Jo? Do it not?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
There is no jag guys.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
That sounding more like Yoda.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
No, No, that was Jodah.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Okay, So, Jenna, what's your social.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Media ship guys? Instagram?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Jenna Lye DLT, that is generally d LT, generally dal
T and that's pretty much all I'm on. Noil address,
My email is your home address.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
What about what what about that giving out an address today?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
For me, if I have to, if I look up
and go, guys, this is a bad idea. Yeah, it's
a bad.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
It's great, you know, it is a serious problem if
is the one that's like bringing.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
The guys bringing alive. No, okay, so everybody, thank you
for listening. We'll be back next week.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Bye. Do not do or do not there is not.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
See the most obnoxious fucking yeah, do not try.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
You know what, homes whatever you do, do not try.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Literally, don't told me that.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
If I don't, don't try, I'll do.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Finally, get on the top of the beer man, get
on top of the pyramid, I get her Windy's.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
And just backing up slowly. Alright, Bye, guys.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Bye,