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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
don't know. Y'all all suit all looking back to back down,
giving them just like theming buck buck things. And it's
not me true good Steve hard to move together for Steve.

(00:30):
Please don't join joy. You gotta use that turn very

(01:24):
You gotta turn to turn them out. Got to turn

(01:44):
out to turn turn the water the water. Come come
on your thing, I show will good morning everybody. You

(02:05):
are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me out.
One and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Got
a radio show because God in the blessing. Business. Got
a radio show because God is in a forgiving business,
got a radio show because God to let you turn
your life around. Business. Got a radio show because God
no better than you know. Yeah, Steve Harvey got a

(02:28):
radio show. Didn't see it coming, but he did. I'm
gonna share with you today a principle of success. You know,
it's it's important that we get our lives together. I
mean it really really is. You know. To hear after
is exactly what it says, is to hear after, and

(02:48):
hopefully for the majority of us, that's quite a way.
He's off So what about how you living today? How
about now? You know often talk to you talk talk
in the morning about your relationship with God that can
never change. That is at the forefront and the best

(03:09):
thought process that I can give you. And I know
who I'm talking to on the radio. I'm talking to
a lot of people, man, who out there just not sure.
And I'm talking to a lot of people out there
man that's trying to pull it together. In other words,
you know, I'm talking to a lot of people like myself.

(03:29):
There is a principle of success that is out there
that if more people understood one of the bait, this
is just one of one of the basic principles of success,
you would have more success in your life. And that
principle is this, the more people you help become successful,
the more successful you become. Well, the more people you

(03:51):
help become successful, the more successful you become. Because you
are a practicing helping your and as you do onto
others than it's done unto you. You know, you you
build relationships. When you do that, people forget in success,
that has to be relationships. There is no one person

(04:13):
in this world who is just successful all on their own.
You are successful and successful people form relationships, and you've
got to really coddle these relationships. You've got to nurture
these relationships. They don't just happen. You don't just get
cool with people just cause you cool. No, you've got

(04:36):
to do some cool things to these people and for
these people, for these people to be cool with you
when you need some cool. I don't know if I'm
explaining that right, but that's the best way I can
tell it to you. I'm just regular, you know, I
I just speak like that. This is an important principle
to put into your life. The more people you help

(04:56):
become successful, the more successful you become. You cannot look.
You have to say to people, hey, look, I've done that.
This is what you got to do. You got to
take some time out to share. You have to share information, experiences, thoughts.
You got to take a minute man to uplift somebody,

(05:16):
give them some encouragement. Hey man, you can do it.
Don't give up. You have no idea. You you you
right now. You have no idea how significant you are
to someone else, how your words of encouragement could be
the difference maker. Today I'm talking about it's a person

(05:38):
looking at you that you don't even really know you,
you don't really know them, and you see them struggling
with something, just say, hey, you know what, I've been
watching you from afar. You're gonna be all right, man,
I see something. Men. You keep doing the right thing. Man,
You're gonna be all right. I had a meeting with
a young man for the first time. And this young
man came into my office. I never met him. He

(06:01):
has an internet service, which anybody can teach me something
about the Internet because I know little too close to nothing.
He was twenty seven years old, and he was amazingly
bright at this and I guess you know that it's
not that hard to impress me. But the fluid speech

(06:23):
pattern that he had about this very very difficult subject.
He was tossing around the terms I had heard, but
he was actually putting him in sentences where it made
sense to me. It's very fluid, very very sure of
himself when he was talking about this little things, young dude,
twenty seven years old. And when he got through, the
woman that had introduced me to him, I was leaving

(06:46):
my office and she was going to escort him out,
and I turned around and I said, young man, I said,
what what size pants are you? And I guessed it
because I'm I've been dressing for long. I've been all
the sizes. And I said, you bout a thirty ways?
He said, yes, sir. I said what side shoot you
ways at nine and a half? I said, what side

(07:06):
shirt is? At a medium? He said, I really like
extra lodge. I said, well that's too big for you.
You just want to look lousy and bagging. And so
I was talking to him and I said, man, I'm
gonna help you out. I said, man, because let me
tell you something. You're a sharp young dude. Man. You
are raised a shop. I say, you've really really impressed

(07:27):
me today. I said, and you know what, young brother,
I said, You're gonna make a lot of money one day. Man,
I said, but I want you to get your image up.
I want you to I want you to look at
how you dress because you're coming into professional people's office
and you're talking about doing something for them and it
and it takes money to make it happen. I gotta
give you money to make this happen. What you cannot

(07:48):
afford to do is look like you need every dime
of this money. See you, you get when you're going
there and you're talking about money with another person, the
person that's gonna give you this money. Can you can't
look like you need every dime of this money, you know,
So you gotta start presenting yourself. And that's all I
just said to him. And I just said, man, but
you know what you shock, You're gonna make yourself some money.

(08:11):
I'm gonna help you out a little bit. I walked out.
I went on about my business. Later on that afternoon,
I had a meeting with the woman that bought him
in and she said, mister Harvey, you have no idea
what you just did. He said, his eyes just teared
up when you walked out. He said, wow, man, that
man don't even know me, and he just encouraged me.
He's a man always thought I might could make it,

(08:32):
but he said, I ain't. Never had nobody like him
tell me I could make it. And just hearing it
from him, man, that's all right. I'm gonna I'm gonna
get my clothes together. But you know, I've been homeless.
And then he started telling the woman that he had
been homeless, and so you know, then she telling me
that now I'm fitting cryckers you know, I've been in

(08:53):
that hole before, and I just and I'm just sharing
that story. What y'all just to say. You don't know
who you talking too, but what does it hurt if
you just extend your hand to a person and give
them a moment of encouragement. See this young brother right here,
he could come back one day and be a major
benefit to me because he has a skill set that

(09:16):
I don't have. Oh. I might be old, mister Steve Harvey,
but hey, guess what, I don't know nothing about what
this young cat know and either went off and educated himself,
and just a word of encouragement from somebody like yourself
can make all the difference in another person's life. So
remember on your way to the top. The more people

(09:39):
that you help become successful, the more successful you become.
It's a requirement of God that you do that. That
ain't Steve Harvey talking. If you read your Bible. Somebody
got a Bible verse that backed me up, Email it
to me today if you know what it is. I
don't know, but y'all do out there all right, you're
listening morning shout, ladies and gentlemen. It is about to

(10:04):
begin to Steve Harvey Morning Show. I have selected a
song for you this morning that that I have just
decided to just oh oh blurted out, M I don't
love you anymore. It's just a simple explain it to

(10:33):
the young people listening. Oh man, they don't get it,
you know, just old songs man, where you just blurred
out to beginning and everybody know what it is. M
hmm yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I'm gone, gone, yeah yeah.

(11:01):
My daughter loves your fire you on same child, fire
you woo woo so on search hoild fye you. You

(11:22):
don't make of like this anyway. The way you walk
and talk, it really searts me off to a fire
alarm child, Yes, sit does. The way you squeek and
tea knocks me to my knees, come out smoking baby.

(11:44):
The way you swear and cur it redirects my nerves
and I'm so excited. Child who lets me know? Ha? Yeah,

(12:09):
let us have it. Steve Harker just like so old ass,
hard ass singing. That's the lounge singer that never made
it because he wasn't quite on the notes. But you
couldn't tell him that. Yeah, but he had all the
Hollywood singer moves. Man, I would have had Roscoe Wallace
making the piss man Colin Farrell your favorite Roscoe Wallace. Yeah,

(12:34):
what's up hard singing, Hay Steve, what's up? Crew? Ain't
nothing with it, Junior. I'll just be seeing you in
concert doing that whole thing though. That's what I'd be
wanting that you don't understand. I was bad dog. I
saw Teddy laugh, I saw how Player Live. Y'all missed concerts.
That was real concerts. And the dudes actually sound just

(12:58):
like the record, like Luther What, no day of remixes, remix,
no your remix hits, scaraned Tie, just random scarned TI.
I like when he just blurts him out of nowhere.

(13:18):
You're all bad bad missas. Yeah in them skinned type,
hang on, Sugarfoot, coming up at thirty two minutes, just
gonna say good morning, Sin say nobody say good morning.
Skinned time over coming up at thirty two minutes after

(13:39):
the hour, asked the CLO, the chief love officer in
the building. Right after this, you're listening morning show. Check
this out, guys. We're gonna go rogue right now. CLLO
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Rogue the Nissan Rogue is a spicy car for spicy people,

(14:00):
and our listeners that submit these questions are very very spicy,
and I have that good old rogue attitude and that's
what we love. Okay, Steve the cello We have some
good questions from Steve harveysm dot com. If you have
some questions for the clo, please please please feel free
to write us. This one is from Jess in Hollywood, Florida.

(14:23):
Steve and says, my boyfriend and I are in our
mid twenties and sometimes he is not able to perform
unless he watches poor and first last night we were
being intimate and he was really into it. Then he
called me his ex girlfriend's name. I didn't say anything
because I didn't want him to stop. It was his
best for performance so far. Apparently thinking about his ex

(14:47):
girlfriend kept him in the mood. Do you think he
secretly still wants his ex or is this just something
that happens from time to time. Well, I got a
couple of ideas here from you say that he only
gets excited unless he's watching pawn in your twenties. That's dangerous.
That's dangerous because I don't even I very rarely hear

(15:10):
that from a guy that young. Very rarely do I
hear that, So that's kind of that's kind of odd,
right there, him calling and he only gets excited. Now
you're having your best performance, and all of a sudden
he calls his ex girlfriend his name. Now the question
you need to find out is his ex girlfriend a

(15:32):
pawn star has possibility written all over it. Maybe she
and one of them movies that getting real excited. Other
than that, I don't know how long you all have

(15:53):
been dating, and I don't know how long you can
continue to accept being called the other girl's name that ain't.
I don't know how long that's allowable. But I think
you should have bought it to his attention so that
he is aware of it and he can start working
on it if it's serious. But I don't think y'all's

(16:13):
relationship is gonna go nowhere, because if you got to
have Pointo to turn you on at in your twenties,
the rest of your sex years is shot man, damn dog,
because in my twenties I needed nothing. I just knock
it cool. Al yeah, if if just ready just walking around,

(16:36):
ready the wind blow either one of these that right
there hot. This right here, hot don't matter. I could
I could in my twenty Okay from Tony in New Jersey.

(16:57):
I have a problem with my lady. Friend. I'm a bodybuilder,
and I get a lot of women trying to holler
at me, at my d and my DMS, and they
send lots of nude pictures. I'll show my lady the
pigs and we laugh at them together. I found out
the other day that my lady also gets nude pictures
of men and her DMS. She clicked on a message

(17:19):
by mistake and I saw the picture of a naked man.
She has never mentioned this to me. She said. She
hates the pics and she immediately deletes them. But why
does she keep it from me? Should I be concerned? Well?
You know what, dog, See Hold up now, when you
showing naked pictures, y'all laughing? You know? So? Now all

(17:39):
of a sudden, this ain't funny to you no more, See, dog,
you got to be careful what you introduce. I don't
know what your ass is showing your girl naked pictures
of other women fault. I really don't know, man. I'm
confused about that. Normally that you're you're inviting a hailstorm
into your house when you do that. So I don't

(18:00):
know what that was. But then she gets me and
sending her neked pictures too, But she ain't mentioned it
to you because guess why, because she know, look at
you didn't wrote a letter. See you see a picture
you're asked to wrote her letter? Y'all watching age? You
just keep kid, yeah, see Pardner. So she already know

(18:21):
it's a problem. And the bodybuilder come on, man, come on,
all right, yeah, it's it's it's it's it's not a
problem that she might be messing around. But maybe she
just didn't feel like dealing with this because you don't
wrote a letter into a national radio show. You show
her pictures, y'all just laugh. Anonymous in Tennessee writes, I've

(18:43):
been married for five years and my mother lives with us.
I'm a diabetic and I've been sick a lot lately,
so my mother has assumed the role as my full
time nurse and caregiver. This drives my wife crazy. My
mother told my wife that she's been taking care of
me all my life and it's not up for debate.
My wife isn't having it, and their constant arguing stresses

(19:06):
me out. My wife works long hours, and my mom
is here when my wife can't be so in a way,
my mom is right. I'm stuck in the middle. Please help. No, no, no, no,
Your mom isn't right. No, she's not right right. Your
wife is the queen of the castle that can There's
only one queen in the castle. It might be some damsels,

(19:29):
it might be some some some other people at work,
but it's one queen, and your wife is being rooted
out by your mother, who's obviously taking some liberties with
you that your wife would like to be able to do.
Now the fact that you're sick, Brod can't do nothing
about that. Feel for you. Uh, you know, I don't

(19:50):
know what you're supposed to say that somebody would diabetes.
I don't know. You don't seeing conduce. Okay, well you know,
I don't know what you say to people got diabetes.
I don't know what to say, no condolences. I don't
know what to say to him about the sickness. But

(20:13):
your mother is not. She may have been taken care
of you your whole life, but this your wife. Dog
See you said viles to your wife. Now if your
mother's there because you can't provide for yourself. I don't
I don't know what it is, but she lives with
y'all and it's creating a problem. She didn't marry you
to live with your mama. Now. I don't know how

(20:36):
sick you are, dog, but if your mother just over
there because she won't just keep eye on you and
check on you, then you got to change your living arrangements. Now,
if you incapacitated in some way, then your wife gonna
had to work with your mama a little bit better.
But your mama gonna had to back up and let
your wife be the queen of the castle. Your wife
is mama's wife and dog, now, you don't speak with

(20:59):
your mama, So you're gonna mess around here that in
a minute. Yeah, yeah, we're going there and sleep with
your mammy. You're gonna here that all right? Coming up
next to nephew in the building. We've run that frank
back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(21:21):
It's time for the nephew to run that frank back
right now. Oh well, you know, first of all, the
time to go road with today's prank phone calls one
nice saw the road. It's built for a Benu with
five different drive modes that can take you anywhere. So
let's go row. I'm gonna give y'all a little quick
road store. Just about three years ago, got a text.
I hit a link on the text. I opened it

(21:44):
up and it tells me how you know this? This
came from Will Packer And he lets me know how
he didn't. You know, he got all these shows from
to Happen on own. And I'm like, hey, man, congratulations
to your brother. Keep doing what you're doing. And then
he gives me a call and he says, Tommy, I said, yeah,
what's going on? Man? Hey man, it's time to go
to work? Baby, I say, what's you? What's you? What

(22:04):
you're talking about? Will? Come on, man, I need you
to come host this show. I was like, come on, man,
don't prank me. Do not prank me like that. Don't
like you, don't do this to me. Will? He said,
Now I'll tell me. We've fend to go to work. Man.
I fell on my knees and cry, y'all, Oh my god,
that's how you go rowe right, Yeah, all right, Now

(22:26):
I'm gonna go ignorant for you right after going rope Gingervitus.
Wait a minute, Gertrus, you have it, ginger Vitus, that's
the prank. Let's go cat down. We're running it back. Hello,
I'm trying to reach start Kelvin. Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this
is Calvin. Who am I speaking? How you doing to Calvin? Uh?

(22:49):
Let me make sure I got the right Kelvin, Kelvin
you you um at the job? You work on the
fourth floor, right, Yeah, I work on the fourth floor.
Are you in the cubicle next to Randy? Yeah, matter
of fact, I am. But but who am I? Who
am I speaking with? Well, I'm not at liberty to
give my name right now, but I'm bringing some news
from the job that I think you might want to Uh.

(23:09):
You know, this is some news I think that you
would probably want to know. And I'm just let's just say,
I'm I'm an employee from another floor and I got
I got wind of what was going on on the
fourth floor, and I wanted to, you know, I wanted
to I wanted to bring it to your attention because
I think on your floor, nobody's bringing this to your attention,
you know. Okay, So let me get this straight. You

(23:32):
can't tell me your name, but you work on the
floor below me. Do you know me? I've seen you before,
I've seen you before. Okay, no, no no, no, no no,
do you know me? I mean I don't know you know?
So no, let me let me say so, how did you?
How did you get to so called being the spokesperson

(23:55):
for people who work with me? Hey? Man, like I say,
I just wanted to get you the news because the
whole fourth floor is gossiping about you and nobody's telling
you what's going on. Okay, so obviously the gossip read
about me has gotten to you on the third floor,
and now you are coming to be my deliverer, so

(24:15):
to speak. I'm just a guy. I'm just a guy
bringing you some news. Man, I'm just here. Let me
let me ask you this, bro. Are you Are you
flossing at night? And what business is that of yours?
But I'm just I'm just asking are you flossing at night?
Are you floss on a regular basis? Yeah? I floss
on a regular basis. What's that got to do with

(24:36):
the price of t and challenge? Okay, when's the last
time you've been to the dentist? Man? Who the hell
are you? Let me tell you to be honest, what
you mean. My problem is not really what you I'm
really upset with the people on the floor that's not
telling you. But you know, why can't you talking to them?
But the problem is, man, is that it is that
they're talking about you and they're not telling you what

(24:59):
your issue is. So let's get to the issue at hand.
So you are flowsting. You are flowsting, that's what you're saying.
Damn straight out floss. Okay, are you brushing your tongue?
Come on now, you don't have to You don't have
to question me about my hygienic makeup. You don't know me,
you have never talked to me. But you're gonna side

(25:21):
with a bunch of folks that think I'm not I'm
not siding with him, brother, I'm not siding with him.
But he call on behalf. You're siding with them. Okay, man, Kevin,
kill listen to this. This is really you don't even
know me, and you're gonna approach me like this. So, Kevin,
they think you have ginger vider. Oh I mean, are

(25:45):
you when you go to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning
below your gums, dude to dennists, do what you do.
And I'm laying there with my mouth wide open, and
I go more than in every six months. So what
the hell are you talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay,
And everybody's saying that's you, is your breath, that's that's
just you know, they're saying they love in the fourth

(26:06):
floor to go down to the lobby just to get
some fresh air. Because that's bull. Well, this is what
I want you to do, since you speaking on their behalf,
tell every one of them, sorry soul and souls, that
if they got a problem with me, they need to
come approach me, and then if it's that bad, I'll
blow my stink as breath in their face. Bring it off.

(26:29):
This conversation with you is really way off face because
you have no business calling me telling me because they say,
can I give you some some some items to mix
together for you to gargle with later tonight? Can I?
So you work, you work in the building, but now
you're a dentist man, you know what this is bull

(26:51):
And we're gonna settle this tomorrow first thing in the morning.
When I matter of fact, I'm gonna go to the
full floor and wait for all these sorry souls. So
they come up there. Who's been talking about me behind
my back? And guess what? You invited to the party too? Player,
since you're gonna be their representative, each one of them
lying back because when they get in there, as far

(27:13):
as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here, it's gonna be
a whooping and if you walk some of it show
up since you the representative, but you can get it.
Do you do you tell them? Do you do you
think it could be some cavities or something? Do you
think they can be cavity? My foot in your cavity?
This is what it's gonna be. And whoever else you
want to try to take it out, they gonna get
it in there. So guess what it's on tomorrow? I

(27:37):
know I ain't got ginger? Are you only brushing in
the morning when you leave for work? Or you only
bring you? Have you not understood me? Don't keep questioning me.
You can question me tomorrow after I will and yours?
Can you bring? Can you bring? Why did you try
to do? Why'd you do me this way? Then I
tell you? Then I tell you can you bring? Can
you bring your tooth brush tomorrow. Can you bring your

(27:59):
tooth brush? It's it's five fingers on my toothbrush. I
bring them. They be balled up and you will get
to mister cleaning that you ain't never thought you would
get from a dentist. Okay, they just don't over man. Hey,
hey bro, bro, calm calm down. Man, just calm down.
We're trying to get to We're trying to fix the problem.
Just gonna fix the problem. Kevin, you kicking ass is

(28:22):
not gonna change your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it.
That's no line jokers. Come down there and sit in
your cubicle. All right? So do you you you? I mean,
do you want to know who? Who? Who? Put this
out there? I want you to know me when you
see me tomorrow. Go ahead and lay it out from me.
Tell me. So. This is Nephew Tivy from the Steve

(28:43):
Harvey More than this show. Randy got me the prank
phone call you man, you know what you almost wanted
me to say something you as lined as to me.
Ain't you gonna calm like? Yeah? I got it? You
try Brandy in the morning you went to last see him.
All right, man, give it tell me this twenty twenty baby,

(29:06):
tell me what it is, the bad and I mean
the bandest radio show in the land without a doubt. Man.
They got to be next you, Tommy and the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Give it tell me Danger Vitas. Yes, yes,
out there. All right, we'll be back with more of
the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening

(29:30):
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, Jan Anthony Brown,
it's time for something funny, and you put this together.
Driving I thought it might be cool that we salute
different types of workers. I mean a lot of workers
listen to the show, cafeteria workers, doctors, beauticians. So today
was going to salute the people who worked to drive

(29:52):
through and stuff they hit, okay, and day they hit
us every day? All right, all right, for instance, let's
go no need to cuss, sir. Breakfast is over, okay, alright,

(30:14):
because it's it's two A closs wouldn't have servant breakfasts anymore.
This is something that live draft through workers go through
that they have day day, every day, every day, sir,
You're gonna have to get that muffler fixed so I
can hear you. I can't get this order in if

(30:34):
you don't get the muffler fixed every day, Sir, I
cannot tell you two nuggets by themselves. We sell them
in ten twelve. Come on now, I can't just get
your two nuggets. I can't do that, man, Sir, did

(30:59):
you read your the only screen? It's so we're dealing
with drive three workers what they have to hear every
single day? Miss you bought one large fry. You want
twenty catchups? Really? That's me you want? You want twenty twenty?

(31:25):
You are just wasting, Yeah, just wasting catch up. I
tell I'll tell you what. This is one that daddy
and I know they deal with it. Pull up that
and lady started talking somebody else talking about ma'am. Look
who's ordering? You are a baby. I can't hear both
of y'all. Who is ordering? Salute the people? Uh, ma'am.

(31:54):
I can't give you thirty extra napkins so you can
change your baby, dick. I can't do it. I can't
do that. I can't do that. Okay, we can't just
give away these napkins like that. Wow, you're wrong for that. Up.
We McDonald's. We don't make whoppers. Now that has happened

(32:14):
to everyone everyone. Yeah, he one. I don't know why
they stopped the mac rib They just stopped it. Okay, yeah, yeah,
we're not selling. That's what it means, Sir sir. Why

(32:40):
you ain't come in if your window don't work? Why
you just come in here? How come you just didn't
come in? You can't you can't get the window down?
Drive through workers. We feel your fame. We're dealing with
with you go through every day, sir, sir, ma'am, listen,

(33:02):
we can't. This is not where you come to book
Ronald McDonald to come to your day to birthday party.
This ain't this ain't the wonder for that. He's not
here right now, ma'am. I know Chick for La sandwiches
is better, but this hour every day though they are

(33:29):
here to day. Look, I know you gotta complaint when
you can't speak to the colonel because the colonel is
never here. He's never been here. I'm asking for him
on TV, but he's not here. This might just be

(33:51):
only in my neighborhood, but I know it's a drifty
work in an old neighborhood. Look here. Larry worked from
twelve mid ninety six. You gotta get your drugs. Then
we're real junior drive through workers paying hello, worse than

(34:12):
we thought. Drive hello, ma'am. Can you wake up? Your
order is here, ma'am you got we got ten people
behind you, then fell a sleeping the driver. You have
to order something if you're gonna have all these kids

(34:32):
in this play she just they drag us a park.
Molly kids is at the play just playground. This is
not a nursery. Miss, Come on that work with us here,

(34:53):
go through it. Don't think out of them like we
don't have any more. That's what I mean when I
say we're out of this. Yeah, that's what I mean.
What I mean is when I say we're out of them,
that means we don't have any more. But you out

(35:13):
of them, out of them mean like, yeah, I don't
know another way to say it. I don't know. Oh,
I'm gonna really respect him next time I go through
a drive through case. Look, look, I'm at work. You
can't drop him off at the drive through window. I'm

(35:34):
at work. Wait till I get off. This is this
wrong case. D that's wrong. You can't head the baby
through the window. You wrong for that. Same man, same man.
I don't know who you bought weed from last night,
but I'm not saying weed here while I'm working. I

(35:56):
don't know who you bought it from last night, but
I'm not not me. Come on, still, close it out,
drive through workers. What we feel you now? We really do? Yes,
come on, close it out? Uh yeah, just a damn tord.
I don't ack you're listening. I gotta ask you, guys,

(36:21):
because we've all done this. What was your most embarrassing
text that you've ever sent to someone by accident? So so, junior,
have you ever Oh? Yeah, you need to understand last names.
If the two people got the same last name, picked
the right one because I sent a text to my
sister said my MoMA, get on my damn nerves. Send
it right to my mom. Oh I get so yo

(36:44):
damn nerves. That's what I do. Yes, that's what I do.
I should have known that it was really really rough week.
Yeah yeah, yeah. It was Talicia's space and Alicia's space
is really close. Yeah that's close. Yeah, and I spent
the Telicia I should man's going for. Tell me, I

(37:07):
know you sent some necking pictures to somebody before you
were married. I know you did, Shirley, how do I
paint this? Okay, let me try to walk this thin
land though. Okay. Jackie went on whole way home and said,
find us something to eat, you know, find you know,
let's see if we got something there to cook to eat?

(37:28):
You know this one this you just got your phone
to take pictures and all that, so you don't you
just trying stuff. I put myself in a hot dog
bun with relish and mustard hook the picture and called
myself sinning as saying wait till you get home and
get this foot loan. And I hit sin and did

(37:51):
not know I hit the wrong damn jacket and that
was jack You heard what he said, Steve Jacket. So
what did the wrong? Jackie say, Yeah, you got the
wrong jacket, and you know it was a friend of

(38:13):
the family, Jacket Like where did you find Where did
you find them? Baby? Hot dog Buzz got up The
worst text I was sent about five six years ago,
and we're in this group text me Rashawn, a couple
other people and the executive producer of the show. So

(38:34):
the last text had came from Rashawn. So my executive
producer is talking to me, and she's a woman, and
she's right in my face, and she just talking to me.
And she was so close to my face. I picked
my phone up and just text back to Rashawn a man,
come get her out your in words face. She too

(38:58):
damned close. Seeing I'm thinking, I'm just sending it right
back to Rashawn. It's in the group text. He got
it too. She two inches from my face. Her phone dings.
She looks at it. It says, oh, really, Shawn is
running from the back of the bus trying to stop

(39:18):
them looking at I don't know what the hell happened.
It's too late, dog, I said that about her. It
was right, she was right there. I heard her phone
go dinging. Damn, she's getting a text too. You're listening
show all right, Steve, It's now time for comedy roulette.

(39:39):
You guys ready, let's go. All right, let's get right.
Here's the subjects. Number one, I ain't superstitious, but uh
Number number two, dang is it that's his mama? Number three?

(40:00):
Come on? Number three, things you say to yourself when
you look in the mirror and you're out of shape.
And number four dang, she used to be blank and
she's let herself go. All right, let's spin it. Lets Yeah,

(40:22):
which one? It looks like it's gonna stuff on the No,
it stopped to three. Things you say to yourself when
you look in the mirror and you're out of shape. Yeah,
you say yourself. Things you say yourself yourself when you
look in the mirror, when you look in the mirror
and you know you're out of shape, you're ready. Here

(40:44):
you go. Oh man, I got nine chins. This is ridiculous, man,
not nine. Yeah, that's a lot. Okay, things you said yourself,
you look in the mirror. You out of shaping. Oh man,
I've been that falls around barbecue bevis, ain't run me
down with seasoning on the grid on wh what where's

(41:20):
my neighbor? I don't even where. Where am I missing
a neighbor? I know it's hill, it's in here somewhere.
Steve Harvey, let's go this this moment, My god, what
have I done? I like it? I like it so serious.

(41:48):
But it's a serious moment. Naked ye, look at yourself
that whatever. I've had those moments. So yeah, jake yourself
when you know you what is it when you're looking
in the mirror, and you're out of shape. Yeah, I'm
not going to this clean as anymore because they are shrinking.

(42:08):
My damn, I know they are. I know they're shrinking much. Yeah,
when you you need to build your confidence up, let's
say something like that. She like it though, she likes

(42:29):
things you say to yourself when you're in them. Okay,
uh oh she in that way. Don't mean, ain't no
way I'm having sex without this shirt on. I'd be
damn about I'm gonna tie this in and not. I'm
telling you, like this can't come up just a shirt

(42:51):
though the shirt can't come up. I'm butt naked with
a shirt on. I'm just telling all right, stay yourself.
You're standing that neckt in the mirror. Hell no, here,
go to soap, little piece of shower you find it alight, Alright,

(43:25):
I think we have time for one more round. Yeah
all right? Why am I weason just because I got
out the shower. That don't make no exhausted. I'm tired,
you clean clean. So here's things you say right here,
you put your drawers on, you say I'm wearing thongs.

(43:48):
Now that's what it ended up being. Yeah, I'm now
how much do po how much? How much you got
one more? Let's go? Ah hell Rick Ross, cool with
it and thank you. You're listening to Steve Show coming

(44:20):
up at the top of the hour, right about four
minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject
I need him to go a little bit longer. Uh yeah,
right now, nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.
What you got before the prank before we left the
last break, Shirley, you see it speaking of Tommy? What
you saying when he see it? You see it? Strange looking,

(44:48):
Shirley said, speaking of Tommy. See now when you see
it speaking of time? Are you But when Tommy he's
up next with the prank phone call, it's called emotion.
I'm ugly to you, Yes, I'm talking to Tommy. No,
you're not ugly. But she didn't say it didn't look strange?

(45:10):
But but but surely, but he's strange looking up. No,
he's not Tommy's No, he's not he's not what he's
not strange looking. He's a normal looking, handsome young man.
Tommy ain't handsome. Quick telling this boy that we don't
have handsome men and our family. Handsome tom thinks he is. Okay,

(45:34):
I don't want to shatter that man. Tommy think he Tommy,
thank you, Tommy, thank he But he got it there. Yeah,
and now you think you no. And if he accepted,
he had fun with it. Let's see. I keep telling

(45:58):
you're just trying to hurt his feeling, right, Shirley, Hey,
before I played, I'm you you've played a strange My
pranks are not strange. Listen to name of the title
that this is. You got to bring those TVs back? Hello, Hello,

(46:21):
how are you? I'm trying to reach a Sharon Police.
My name is Paul. Paul. I'm head of security here.
How are you? This is Yeah? You, um, you actually
came out and you I think you were here on Friday. Uh,
and you came out and purchased four flat screen televisions

(46:42):
forty forty two inches? Am I correct? Yeah? But what fun?
What I was giving you a call for, Sharon, is
that we got a bit of a problem. Now when
you purchase these actual flat creen televisions on on Black Friday,
so to speak, it seems that we've got them. Um. Well,
your your purchase went through successfully, I will admit that,

(47:04):
but there should have been a red flag that have
gone up because we're going back over transactions of the
past two three days here and we're realizing that your
purchase should not have been successful. It should have been
for your credit card is actually not valid at all
now now my credit card because oh we got paid
on Wednesday, so my money was there. Well, actually, ma'am,

(47:28):
I'm what I'm trying to explain to you is that
it is coming up in valid now and we're having
a problem with it. So I wanted to reach out
to you and give you a call and see if
we could probably you know, it was. It was valid
when I was at their radis because it went through
I gotta receipt everything I am pured to that extended
warranty on all poem, so it was valid on Friday.

(47:49):
I don't know what's wrong with it today, but it
was good then, and I understand that. I understand that that,
you know, just being at the register and you purchasing
in and no problems at all happening. That's pretty as
a thought process that you're gonna have. What I'm letting
you know is on the on the back part of
it when you came into the store. What we're getting
the day the day after is that it was pretty

(48:10):
much invalid. It wasn't good at all. Your credit card
was not good at all. But you need to call
your bank then, because I don't know what to tell you.
You know, I had the money and there the day
I went about them, and that's it for me. So
I don't know who you need to call. But don't
call me because you know they ain't bringing my problem. Okay,
you know what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna raise

(48:31):
this to be a major problem. We're gonna try to
rectify it and get it taken care of. Yeah, do
what you need to do. Okay, listen, Now here's what
we're gonna do. You know what. I wanted to try
to work this out as smoothly as we can. What
I'm gonna have to ask you to do. Can I
get you to come back up to the store and
bring all four televisions with you? No? Oh, now you

(48:52):
sure can't. Baby. Look, I bought them for TVs. I
have read one of them up this under the tree
from my hus my mama early. She already got the
other TV. We hunted up at home Sarity when we
was watching movies, so it didn't really. Ain't no way
we're gonna bring the folk TVs back. I think you
should go back to Wealth, process your credit cards and
tell them that they that I don't know what you're

(49:13):
gonna tell them, but you need to go back to them.
I ain't got time to be running back and forth
to this store. I don't want to. I don't want
us to create a problem here. I don't want to
do that happen that. You need to lower your voice. Okay,
but you need to go back to wherever do your
credit cards because they went through when I was at
the stock correct. I don't want to. I ain't going over.

(49:33):
That's a no. I told you that it went through.
I explained you ain't got no business on my damn phone.
They don't call me with this bull no mouth hold
on what. I don't want to have to do. I
don't want to have to come out to your home
and comfromsate you. I wish you would come out to
my house. Maybe we will beat you into bad health.
You're bad. Not bring y'all over here. Look, you need

(49:55):
to call you whatever, do your credit cards, get your
prey with them, because your business me is done. I
got a receipt, and I got any stick in the wards.
I would have my lord tell y'all you bring your
over here there. Listen, lady, I don't want to go
back and forth with you on this and that. I
ain't going back and forth. It's over with. I've got
the TVs, I got a receipt. We is done. I

(50:17):
don't know what's wrong with your machine. Listen, my car
went through. I'm trying to get her to understand. I
understand what I'm saying. You can hang on one second
and let me speak with my boss. Please, boss on
the phone. I tell yo boss, y'all don't run me back.
I got a receipt for fail TVs and I'm gonna
keep all fail TVs. Listen. You know this is pretty

(50:39):
much considered a fast process. Listen, he kissing, Listen to me.
I got a red feet so faul TVs. I won't
got to start with my receipt. I got my extended wards.
So this ain't no solt. What this is is a

(50:59):
mis communication between y'all banks. So you need to get
Joe right. Because I'm not a prepaid debit card. Baby,
I don't hold nobody on them TVs. So you need
to call yo bank and get them about my phone
because they don't Yo some TVs from a store, and
damn it, you're gonna bring them back? You think you
can come get them and get damn I got fol

(51:20):
TV Joe machine game coming. I'm gonna keep them. We're
gonna whistle game. Oh Yo TVs, bring yall over here
to walk too. We are most flow with yo. So
you call me by no TVs, no mode. So you're
the one. Ain't gonna have no job for them holiday.
This is what you're done. Some call me you gonna
give no for users bad credit card at department stores.

(51:44):
I don't get your call. Then, do you understand? Man?
So that's Joe call me. You put the folk TVs back? Then, Joe,
Uncle Tom try the white man for his TV. You
better get your business or summer detail shopper. Start to
rafflet fucking South worst fun. The white folks don't count
me by this TV. You're about to get this. Listen

(52:08):
you listen to me. I got one more thing I
need to say to you. Then to scare me. Are
you listening to me? What do you want? This is
nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Nobody's nephew come
up with about them? Damn TV. This is nephew Timmy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got flanked

(52:30):
by your girlfriend? Wait a mine way mante, this is
who Now. This is nephew Timmy, baby from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. You just got frank by your your girlfriend.
Tell me you almost got your Steve just set me up.

(52:53):
I was gonna kid, Steve, you ain't did now you
get I played with people like this? Oh man, I
got one more thing to ask you, baby. What is
the baddest radio show in the land. Oh that's Steve
Harvey Morning Show. That is right there. Stupid is all

(53:17):
get out? Oh my god? All right, all right, nephew,
thank you. Up. Next, it is today's Strawberry Letter. The
subject I need him to go a little bit longer.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time for
today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

(53:40):
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey
f M and click submit Strawberry Letter. That way, we
could be reading your letter live on the air, just
like we're gonna read this one today right now. Bugle up,
but hold on tight. We got it for you here.
It is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject. I
need him to go a little bit longer, Dear Stephen Shirley.

(54:02):
My husband is a great provider, and what I love
most about him is the way he loves the Lord.
We dated for three years before we got married, and
we've been married for two months. I love him dearly,
but we have a problem in the bedroom. When we
make love, it's usually a ten to fifteen minute session.

(54:24):
We do the pregame stuff and it's wonderful. I hook
him up and he hooks me up before we get started,
but when it comes to getting it on, he is
done way too soon. I have a problem with him
finishing too fast and not making sure I'm finished before him.
I'm disappointed every time and usually have to finish myself

(54:46):
off after he falls asleep. I can't live in this
marriage without being satisfied, and I'm not a cheater. I
don't want to make him feel bad by telling him
that he's not lasting long enough in the bedroom, and
I'm not pleased with him. I have a lot of
tricks to show him, and I want to blow his
mind each time like I used to when we first met.

(55:07):
I am sure it's one of the things that really
attracted him to me. I need your help on this one.
Should I just be happy that his pregame activities are
on point and get over the fact that he can't
last over fifteen minutes. I want to give him subtle hints,
but I don't know where to start. What is a
normal time frame for sex? Because it could be that

(55:29):
I'm asking for way too much. Steve, that last question
was for you, please help directed to I got some fight,
all right? No, no, To answer your question, there is
not a time limit to making love. I mean, it
can go as for as much time as you like,
or for as little time as you wanted. It's it's

(55:51):
up to the both of you, guys, who were involved
in this situation. You should be happy. I'm glad you're
happy with the four play or the pregame extivities as
you call it. Um happy, you say, but not satisfied.
You know clearly there's a problem in the bedroom with you. Guys.

(56:12):
You want more, and he's giving you. I guess all
he has or all he thinks that you want fifteen minutes. Okay,
maybe that's all he has to give. Um. You know,
maybe you guys should cut down on the pregame activities
and and do more on the main attraction. Uh, you're
getting you know, you're just getting started and he's finishing

(56:34):
up after three years of dating. It seems like you
guys would have worked this situation out while you were dating. Um,
because you don't talk. You don't say that you weren't satisfied.
When you were dating. You said that you used to
blow his mind. So what happened? You got married and
now you guys are settling in. You're getting to know
each other. You got bills, you you realize that you're
going to be together till death do us part, and

(56:56):
you know, and all those things. So you guys have
only been married for two months. You have to get
settled in. You have to learn each other. You have
to learn how to talk to each other. That means
finding a way to tell him nicely that you would
like him to slow down, take his time, that he's
it's happening too fast. Okay, I almost said it that. Uh,

(57:20):
it's happening too fast. That's what you need to talk
to him about. All right. You guys are married for
the long haul. You can talk to him. You can
teach him. I did. You can teach him, all right,
especially if you guys love each other and you say
you do. Steve, come on, you know, come on, I
appreciate your answer. Sure, thank you, Steve. Yea. It was

(57:44):
for her, you know. Come on, you know talking this
is going to get down what's really happening here? Homeboy,
ain't cutting it. It's all to it. You know. It's
a ten to fifteen minute session. Now I need to
ask you a question. Is this ten to fifteen minutes
inclusive of the pregame? You know that's where you say

(58:09):
you take care of him and he take care of you.
I think so that's we'ven't done this. Now you want
fifteen mote. See, we got a couple of things we
need to talk about him now after all this hill
fifteen mote. I'm gonna be honest with you. He putting

(58:30):
it in because it's fifteen minutes a hard label intensified.
I'm talking about back cracking. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about
your butt has locked up. What I'm talking about your tricepts.

(58:55):
It's pulsing at a point and you damn nil, damn
Neil can't stay up no more. I uh, you've obviously spent.
You need to count all these minutes or the pre
game has to be counted, because if you may be

(59:15):
in a forty minute session in pre game, yeah, you know,
all this is to you take care of him and
he take care of you. I don't know what they mean.
I got a good idea of what I'm hoping it
is not about. Yo, got you want to give me
up back before we didn't skip the rest. I'm gonna

(59:36):
go big. You're not in this ladder. I'm just saying,
we do the pre game stuff and this is wonderful.
I hook him up and there he hooked me up.
Well here, everybody hooked up. See we alls hooked up now,
So what is we crying for? So let me go
of a couple of things. I'm gonna give you a

(59:59):
suggest and that's to what you do when we come back.
I have a series of suggestions for you that you
should try so we can get a better grip on
this time. Y'all, stay right here, I got the truth
for you. All right. We'll have part two of Steve's
response coming up at twenty three after the hour. We'll

(01:00:21):
get into it when we come back right after this.
You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters.
Subject I need him to go a little bit longer. Yeah,
I bet you do. See this woman say she got
a husband, great provider. Love everything about him, especially the
way he loves the lord. Dated for three years, got married,

(01:00:47):
being married two months. You love him dearly, But we
got a problem in the bed room. When we make
love is usually of ten to fifteen minute session. Now
we do all the pregame stuff, and it's wonderful. I
hook him up. He hooked me up before we get started.
See all is hooking up before you get started. And

(01:01:10):
now after that, you say he finishing two fast and
ain't making sure I'm finished before him. I'm disappointed every time.
And I used to have to finish myself off after
he fall asleep. I ain't living this match without being satisfied.
I ain't gonna cheata. I don't want to make it
feel bad about telling me he ain't lasting long enough
in this bad room. I'm not pleased with him though.

(01:01:31):
Now I got some tricks I want to show him.
I want to blow his mind each time like I
used to do. Who we fush? I'm shore that's one
of the things that really attracted him to me. I
need to help on this. So should I be happy
with the pregame activities because they aren't point and get
over the fact that he can't last over fifteen minutes.

(01:01:53):
I want to give him some hints, but I don't
want to know where to start. What's a normal time
frame for sex? Surely said it ain't and it really
ends because I could that I'm asking for too much. Steve,
that last question was for you, are you asking for
too much? No, you ain't asking for too much, but
you might be too damn much. Well, I don't know.

(01:02:16):
I don't know what you're in that doing. Now that
it would have had to be a little bit more
explicit for me to tell if you know, are you
asking too much? But here's what I do know. We
got a problem because now the group has said that
the ten to fifteen minutes that y'all are actually in
the act of love making only what you consider I

(01:02:38):
guess the final final moment is ten to fifteen minutes.
The problem is is that you do the early stuff,
the pre before you get hooked up, and he get
hooked up. Now I understand and that, but now here's

(01:03:01):
the problems you have. Number One, start on your own. Yes,
h go ahead, Yeah, you start on your own to

(01:03:22):
wherever you need to be. Open up the chip bag,
bus open the snack, get busy or derbs his own.
The next thing I want you to do is let
him know when you close. Yes, and then he come

(01:03:46):
on end Yeah, may bay, I'm good, Cory, Harry up,
not Harry. See that way when he comes in. Now,
whatever he got left is meaningful him. Can't hit a
whistle again. But wait, that's her whistling. Yeah, because you

(01:04:17):
know she and that she working. She didn't worked that
it's about to about to go down. Then uh, they
get to set your clock up. When you get started,

(01:04:37):
you hit the time. Then when he coming now it'll
look like you went longer. Oh man, don't you him?
And now now ah, this is your alternative if you

(01:04:57):
don't want to do that, tie to finish shitting off
stuff with yourself and he finished. Here's a couple of
other suggestions. I'm gonna just say these real quick. You
can take up painting. Go down there and sign up
for a craft class. Go down there like they used
the old school. Do some old school crafts. Makes mans trade, yeah, Michaels. Yeah,

(01:05:22):
you know, going that, start collecting hot wheels. It just
goes walk outs and dolls and as you know, it's
fine toys that people don't see no more. You know,
make a train, you know what i mean. Put some
stuff around your house, little trees, little station, get some
little dolls and stuff. It's just stuff you can do. Hey,
go outside, do some yard work. Good out this ship,
going outside and do some yard work. Or here's the

(01:05:45):
other option, the third set. Have you ever thought, sweetie
that you just really really good? Huh? Has that cross
stream mind that girl? That what you putting on this boy? Right? No,
ye can't no man take it cause you all that

(01:06:08):
Dante Wilden people. Yeah. Yeah, you just you just throw
a knockout blow, all right, I'm not no Yeah, Email
us or Instagram us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter
at Steve Harvey FM, or you can check out the
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more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Tommy, Uh,
you said players and playoffs have reached out to you
to get the word out. Yeah, you know what, they
have reached out to me. I don't know why. You know,

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I'm happy to marry it. I don't know why they're
doing this to me, but you know, nevertheless, they are
reaching out and they want some support. The need some help.
And I am um sending you know, information out to
people that I know that the process we can help them.
So and I know that some of you all cannot
respond right now, but I just want you to hear

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what Tommy is saying here. It is to whomever reads
this text and can get this to the person who
is in charge of the money. I Thomas W. Miles
on behalf of players and players in the United States
of America. Hereby therefore, whereas uh henceforth UH taken to

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I just you know, thought, I thought, put I put
that in there and make a sound basic. What I'm
asking for is on behalf of the players and play
afts throughout the country. First, first, let me go over
the needs hair cuts pocket money, gas, money for the men,

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and and and and then then then then there's nails,
hair and and and a happy hour. Money for the
women are needed expeditiously. No, no, now now now listen
to me. What I'm saying is that I would like
for someone to come up with a side piece stimulus check. Absolutely,

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do you understand what I'm saying, So listen, no, no, no, no,
don't call it. Don't hate till you understand. Not being
on lockdown um has almost has it almost impossible for
us to transfer for funds for five side pieces as
as we usually deal in cash. You know, we can't.
We can't do cash chap, we we can't do zal

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right now, we can't do that. So um, So what
I'm saying is see if you can get someone all
right who you know and can get get on this
right away because if not, players and players will lose.
They will lose and I stressed the word lose the

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side pie. Okay, they will have to go back to
the mate that they really liked them again respond to
this text through my mama's email. If all right, we
behalf on all the playoffs and playoffs, all right, We'll

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be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
right after you're listening to the Steven Show. All right,
So Steve, here's a question for you, since you're the CLO,
the chief love Officer. All right, how long do you
think it takes before couples, you know, have the talk

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about how to label their relationship? And I'm asking you
that because a new study. This is according to a
new study, uh, it says that it takes on average
six weeks to have what you know, what we are
talking and to label the relationship. Well, you know when
you have to talk about your relationship and putting labels
on where are we going? Where? You know, what are

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we doing? You know, what what are we doing? Should
have it at that restaurant? No? No, no, no, no,
I said, you know, like when, when and what time
in the relationship should we have it? I think ninety days? Okay.
I think for a woman's sake, I think a woman
has to get a determination, getting some type of idea
of where this is going, okay, and when she finds

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that out, just give it up because that's ninety days. Well,
you know you don't have to do that as a guy.
Minium Blay, don't mean give it up, but go ahead.
But you know, um ninety days, you should have an
idea where it's going. You have every right to know
and ask man, what is it? Okay? Another question, Steve,

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how should they bring it up? How should you broach
that subject? Final damn text messages? That's what you know.
You know, if a woman is curious about what the
relationship is, she got to bring it up. If a
man wants to define it, he needs to break it up.
But and how should they do that? That was my original? Hey,
where we're going? Just right out with it? I said,
I where we're going? What is all this? What we're doing?

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In that tone? No, but that's the man, because that
can't be the woman. Well, hello, Ray, surely don't rush
pass that waite basement could be I'm just asking too, though, Steve,
don't you think that? I don't know for women sometimes
they might feel it's kind of awkward or they don't

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know how to do that, to just come right out
with it and say, hey, where we going with this relationship?
What are we? Yeah that you just saying come right
on out with it? Well, I mean, you know you
could try to like round about so can I ask
you a question. Yeah, my girlfriends are starting to ask
me what type of relationship is this? What should I say? Okay?

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You know what should I be saying to people? And
let him give you an Yeah that's what that's now,
that's what I wanted to know. Yeah, how that's what
I figured. But that's good, clo, that's good. So wait
like ninety days to even bring up the talk and
kind of ease into it. You're saying, kind of ease
into it ninety days, ladies, you have every right to

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be able to say, okay, so what do we have?
Especially if ninety days you start passing out that cookie.
There's no reason for you to pass out to cookie
and not understand what it is. Okay, you know, if
we if we're in a committed relationship, you should know that.
I'd want to know that before I passed out to cookie. Yeah, right,
is this some monogamous relationship? Are we committed? Exclusive? Are

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we exclusive? What is it? I need to know? Okay?
You know that makes sense, don't Oh? Yes, yes, yes?
And then you say when you want to bring the
subject up, you kind of ease into it, you know,
just slide it to him, you know what I mean? Hey, Look,
now we've been dating for a while and my girlfriends
and co workers are starting to ask me what is

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this we have? So I mean, how would you like
for me to address you or describe you what I'm
talking to other people, you know, kind of put it
on them. Look, yeah, and what and what should the
woman say if the man asked her? Or will a
man ask her that question? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of
course dudes they want to know. And what should the
woman say? You know the truth? I mean, you know,

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a guy could say, hey, baby, look, we've been at
this for a little while. Are we exclusive or no?
And then if it's exclusive, you gotta tell him yes.
And if it's not thing, you just got to say, hey, no,
it's not really EXCLUDI I'm seeing some other people. Okay,
all right, exactly, Thank you. See Elo, We'll be back

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with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
You're listening at the piano. John Legend sits down down

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tickling those keys. How pretty the sound out? Then he
starts singing to lead he ranging me down down. All
of this song lasts such a long time. Shane Mix
three minutes de La twenty nine. He writes to lyrics,

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but when he sings it, he holds every line before
your songs come on night doing fine. But he who
musing means itch ninety ninetime. You but us all to sleep?

(01:14:52):
You bot us all to sleep? Ride a club mix
for Joan Legend. All song should be sung and wedding.
It's a Lord to sleep. I swear that song. You
kids with a d D listen because it's too hard

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to pay attention. He'll put a lord a sleep. He'll
put a lord a sleep, a sled a sleep. You're listening,

(01:15:43):
Harvey warning show. I gotta ask you, guys, because we've
all done this, what was your most embarrassing text that
you've ever sent to someone by accident? So so, junior,
have you ever acted? Oh yeah, you need to understand
last names. If the two people got to save name
picked the right one because I sent a text to

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my sister, said my mama getting on my damn nerves.
Send it right to my mama. Oh I get your
damn nerves. That's what I do. Yes, that's what I do.
I should have known that it was really really rough week. Yeah, yeah,
yeah it was yeah yeah. Tlicia's space and Alicia's space

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is really close. Yeah, that's close. Yeah, yeah, And I
spent Telicia. I should have hypped, man, I was going, fuck,
tell me, I know you sent some necking pictures to
somebody before you were married. I know you did. Surely,
How do I paint this? Okay? Let me try to

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walk this thin land though. Okay. Jack went on whole
way home and said, find us something to eat, you know,
find you know, let's see if we got something there
to cook to eat. You know this one this You
just got your phone to take pictures and all that,
so you don't you just trying stuff. I put myself

(01:17:05):
in a hot dog bun with relish and mustard, hook
the picture and call myself sin it. It's saying wait
till you get home and get this foot loan. And
I hit sin and did not know man, I hit

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the wrong damn Jackie. And he's, oh, that was jack
You heard what he said, Steven, wrong Jackie, get your nephew.
You can give us this response. He's still alive. That's
a good that's a good sign. So what did the

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wrong Jackie say? Yeah, you got the wrong jacket and
you know it was a friend of the family jacket.
Like when you get home, gonna get this footloan. You
got the wrong jacket. Where did you find Where did
you find him? Baby? Hot dog Buzz got up the

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worst text ever said all about five six years ago,
and we're in this group text me Rashawn, a couple
other people and the executive producer of the show. So
the last text had came from Rashawn. So my executive

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producer is talking to me, and she's a woman, and
she's right in my face, and she just talking to me,
and she was so close to my face. I picked
my phone up and just text back to Rashawn a man,
come get her out your end words face. She too

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damned close. Seeing I'm thinking, I'm just sending it right
back to Rashawn. It's in the group text. He got
it too. She two inches from my face. Her phone dings.
She looks at it. It says, oh really. Sean is
running from the back of the bus trying to stop

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them from looking at I don't know what the hell happened.
It's too late, dog, I said that about her. It
was right, she was right there. I heard her phone
go ding. She getting a text too, All right, thank
you guys, coming up next. It is Steve with today's
closing remarks. Right after this you're listening show all right,

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time to go Rogue, which is powered by the super
stylish twenty twenty one Nissan Rogue. Steve, please quickly tell
us about when going rogue turned out to be just
right for you. I mean, look, I can point to
so many incidents, but I think probably the greatest, one

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of the greatest moments for me was a teacher of mine,
not just one, but this one in tartickulate. But hey,
I've heard this repeat it in my life several times.
You ain't gonna ever be nothing. And I just think
oftentimes about how many times I heard that you ain't

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gonna ever be nothing. Look at you. I kept people
kept telling me what I wouldn't what nobody trying to
figure out what I was. But they were so fast
to tell me what I wasn't. You ain't that smart,
you ain't that good looking, You ain't that you talk

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too slow? You country, You ain't this, you ain't got
the right attitude? You got right? Wha Does anybody have
any idea what I am? Though? While you telling me
what I'm not? So this teacher kept repeating you ain't
gonna ever be nothing. I did say back to him

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one time, this man, he said, you ain't gonna ever
be nothing. I said, I know I'm gonna be something. Okay.
That was good, And so then I made the decision,
through several moments in my life to always constantly be
about the business of trying to be something. It may
not be what you think I'm gonna be, and I

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may not turn out to be what you expect me
to be, but I'm gonna stay faithful. I'm gonna keep
working hard. I'm gonna roll on you, Pardner, I'm gonna
go against the grain. I'm gonna make a hard left here.
I am roll, live roll, I'm roking a right roll. So,

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Steve Um, this is our last break of the day.
You wanted to do something special, right, I guess I
want to say something first, and then I'm gonna let
my friend talk for second. All right, So let's go today.
I want to have a conversation with you all about faith.
You know, I think a lot of people don't like
talking about faith because for some reason. I don't know, man,

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I just think a part of it is political correctness
in our society today. I think some people don't talk
about faith because so many people are from different faiths.
But when I'm talking about faith, I'm merely talking about
the belief in the belief in God. That's all I'm

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talking about. You know, for whatever your faith is, I'm
cool with everybody's faith. Man, I'm not that judgmental guy.
I'm not the guy that says, if you don't believe
what I believe, yours is off base, because that's not true.
That's just one hundred percent not true. All faiths are valid.
Every faith is valid, that is God based. All of

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them are valid. You I don't care if you Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Protestant, Gentile,
jew don't. I don't care. I don't care. As long
as your faith is God based, the belief that God
is who he is, that's all that matters. I want

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to talk to you about faith for a minute from
the standpoint of what are you? What are you and
God talking about? Because man, I've learned so much about faith.
A friend of mine sent me a scripture Psalms five three,
and it's an important scripture, man, because what it did

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for me was it taught me something about my faith.
Because if you're a person of faith, then you have
a relationship with God, and God has a relationship with you,
and and he hears you when you cry. And it
was sort of ironic because I had started having my

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morning meditation a few weeks ago. And I just can't
even tell you how it has completely changed the outcome
of my days. It hasn't stopped anything from happening, but
it has changed the way I cope with it and
the way I look forward. See, I don't worry about
tomorrow anymore. Oh, I'm making plans, but I'm not worrying

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about tomorrow because I was reading something somewhere that you
cannot change by worrying. You cannot give yourself one hour
of extra life from worrying. If you worry, you can't
add an hour to your life. So if by worrying

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you can't even add an hour of time to your life,
which is one of the most important things you can
have as your time, why would you worry about anything else.
So in the morning, when I'm talking to God Psalms
five and three, I always ask God in the morning
to hear my voice. When I'm praying to you, I'm

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asking him to hear my voice and after he hears
my voice, then I wait for him with an expect
with an expectation that what I cried out for will happen,
no doubt, no worry. It is going to happen. Now.
It may not happen that day, but since I put

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it in my request with that kind of faith attached
to it, God's promises never come back void. God has
never told us he would do something for us, and
he didn't do it. God didn't ever promise something to
be so, and we found out later on in what
all of God's promises is true. He don't. His word

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don't come back void. So when you do that, man,
you put your prayer out there and your meditation, and
you put it out there with the faith, and you
look forward expectingly. And that has changed me. Are you
discussing your future with God? He wants us to make
decisions now. He would love to be included in the
decision making process. That's the relationship he wants with us.

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But when God allows you to make a decision a plan,
he wants to hear your plan. Sometimes your plan or
in line with what he is, and sometimes he needs
to make an adjustment. So when you ask God for something,
and at the end of it you say, God, let
your will be done, then guess what. I may ask
for something, but always tag with let your will be done,

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because if it's not your will, then show me whatever
that is. Because his adjustment that he makes is gonna
be way better than your plan. God's adjustments is better
than your plans. And the cool part about it is
is when he makes the adjustment, you're going to agree
with it because it's going to be spot on, just right.

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