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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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The water of the money up. Come come out, you think, Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Huh, I sure will. Hey, good morning everybody.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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Speaker 1 (02:12):
I've been saying it like that since I got it too.
All right, got a good one for you today.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yesterday the other day, I was talking to you about
the most effective weapon available to us as human beings,
I think is prayer. I think prayer helps us in
so many ways. But right now, what I want to
do is I want to show you how prayer pays off.
I want to show you what good it can do
for you. Even me, I use it every day, and
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the days I don't use it, I feel it that that,
you know, the days that I go, you know, without
talking to him as much, I notice it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I feel it.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
I feel a certain kind of way. You know, those
that doubts starts slipping in again, that uneasy feeling of
uncertainty slips in again, that wondering what I'm gonna do
start slipping in again. Happens to me, It happens to everybody. Man,
I think, I really, really do you know, if people
would just keep it real with each other, stop being
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this Christian this superman, because you ain't. You ain't The
scripture that says that's none perfect, no not one. That's everybody,
that cover all of us though it so sometimes I
think we're a little too hard on each other with
that too, seeing that's how we not perfect. We immediately
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want to just just oh man, you just want to
kill when we find somebody do something wrong. Bell if
we go public, everything go public now called social media.
But anyway, I just want to talk to you about
how prayer pays off. It's called it all eye money.
People got money, call it all eyes. So return on investment.
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People always looking for a return on investment. You know, nobody,
nobody in business really gives you money without understanding the
return on investment. They don't even give money to charities
unless they think it can do something with the bottom line.
A lot of companies work like that. I found out
out myself. Sad, but it is true. So since everything
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is expected to work on a return on investment, I
assume because we're human beings. So since we are human beings,
whether you're in business or not, you still in the
business of living. I think when you pray, you should
expect a return on your investment. You talk to him,
you spend time opening up to him, You bowed your
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head to him, you humbled yourself, you got on your knees.
I mean, but really we talking God here. So really,
what you doing ain't really about nothing. Be honest with you.
A little bit that you do do on his behalf.
It just pays in comparison with what he does. But
let's just say you want to call yourself investing, well,
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let me show you how it pays off. This because
see for me, this is for me now, prayer pays
off in different ways. That's what I had to learn. See,
I was praying, but I was asking him specifically for
what I wanted. I had the audacity, though, to turn
around and tell him how to do what I wanted.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's amazing, man.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I can't tell you how many blessings I block come
in my way by putting my faith in what I
said I wanted and how I wanted him to do it.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I want you to give me this. I want that
person to go away. I want this person to accept
everything you say. Then I want to go over here
and I want this deal to happen like this, and
I want that person to just step aside and let
me through.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
And then I want that I was I had it
mapped out. God must have been chuckling really hard. He
had been gonna, boy, I made you to be funny.
But boy, you funny now, So you're gonna tell me
how to do it. And you've all heard this right here.
If you want to make God laugh telling me your playing, well,
that's what I did. And that's how we pray. A
lot of times we pray, and we pray. In the prayer,
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we're telling him how to work it out. Well, here's
the deal. This is what I've learned. Prayer pays off
in different ways. There's a different return of my investment
when I pray. See, sometimes when I'm praying for something,
a situation to dissolve itself or go away, sometimes I
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get courage out of the prayer. Prayer provides me courage.
That's just to go on and look at it. I
guess face it.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Then.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Sometimes when I'm praying about a situation, sometimes prayer gives
me hanging power. Sometimes, man, it just I look up
and I'm just handling it better. Sometimes prayer gives you
laugh at off power. Sometimes, man, you just got to
laugh at off.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Whatever. Man you trip it? Do you know what that is?
If you could do that?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Sometimes it gives you a show of strength power.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Sometimes prayer allows you to have the appearance that you
got it all together.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Nobody got to know the world winning.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
The tornado, the hurricane that's swirling in your life, you
standing over that like the eye. The hurricane just and
it's all swelling around you. But you standing there like
the eye, you just as calm. That's what prayer does.
So when you pray, man, it builds up a lot
of things in you. You know what it's done for me.
Prayer has built up character in me. It's made me
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have more character because I'm able to stand stronger on
the things I say because I've been praying, because I've
been asking God for all of those return of investments.
I've been asking God for courage. I've been asking God
for hanging that power. I've been asking him to give
me the power to walk away. I've asked him to
give me ignored power. I've asked him to help me
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laugh it off. I've asked him to show me strength.
But you know what I was doing, I was really praying,
not really for them things be.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Real with you. I was asking him to help me, Lord,
help me. You ever done that?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
You have asked God for help, and then all of
a sudden, the list of these things show up. See,
sometimes how you want the problem to be solved ain't
the best way. There's a lesson to be learned when
we make mistakes, and sometimes you got to stay in
that fire and you got to learn that lesson. But
guess what, though, when you come out of it, you're
gonna be better for it. You gonna know more about it.
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Come on, y'all, pray.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
He's solid. His word is true. It lasts forever.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
He do what he said he gonna do now all day,
all night, twenty four seven. He do it all day,
all night, and then some more. His word don't ever change.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's true. It works for me, It worked for you.
It worked for Jake's.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
It worked for Old Steam, It worked for Kirk Franklin,
It worked for Paula White, It worked for Billy Graham.
It worked for Mother Teresa, It worked for Gandhi, It
worked for the Princess Arabs. It worked, man, it worked
for you. What you're waiting for? Why don't you put
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prayer in your game? Watch what happened to you? You
sitting in that jail cell and you struggling with it,
and they telling you blood in, blood out, you can't
get in you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's foolishness, man, What you mean God can get you
out of anything.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Look, man, if you done read your Bible, he'dne got
some people on some sticky situations. I don't know what
you're talking about. If Daniel was in the lions den
and Jonah was in the belly of the whale, what
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Where you are?
Speaker 6 (09:43):
You just sitting in the cell with some dudes around.
You're talking about what they gonna do? Man, you gotta
be real. God can't nothing to do nothing. Nobody can't
nobody do nothing to you. God won't give you the
strength to handle prayer change his things.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Man, you're listening Hardymore.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, it is here, another great day, another
blessing from God.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
He gave it to us. You'll to be glad about it.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I know I am.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Thank you man.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
I show appreciate you waking me up, starting me on
my way, giving me this grand opportunity to make another
dream come true, to start the process of making dreams
come true. But really just to wake up and see
what you got for me today, Because Man, so far
it's been all right. Now. Have I had some challenging
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days plenty? Have I had what I thought was some
major setbacks a bunch of them. Have I been in
some trouble way longer than I wanted to be?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Show have? But didn't he do it? Didn't he bring
you through it?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
He did? And that's why I'm here today.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
That's why I'm as strong as I am today because
I have seen.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
All of these tests before.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
So do what you want to do, Say what you
want I want to say, write what you wanna write,
and tell it how you wanna tell it. But when
you get through, you can't do nothing or hit me
with nothing that's bigger than my God. You can't do
it is my God versus my enemies. Good luck that's
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all I got to say. Good luck, Homie is my
God versus my enemy? Right now you've been.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Warn Welcome to the Steve Harvey Martin Show because we're
glad about it.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
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Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, anything on your mind today, I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
You right now.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Up, you and technology?
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Up.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
I swear to God, I don't mean to be laughing
at you all the time, but you know what up Jesus,
you know when you talk to your God about you
and technology, can you get some help over in that department?
That's what you need because.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Well you know, JR. Sometime you could pray for stuff
and the answer is no.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
So for you, it's no for technology.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Yeah, but that's why I got kids and employees for us.
I bet somebody better get over here and get it
figured out, because I bet it better not keep being
a problem for me.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah. If you get in a check and I asked
you a question and you ain't got the answer, what
is your check? Folks?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
I hire people are smarter than me, so be smart.
The moment you dumb it in me to Why am
I paying you not to know nothing? Because I already
don't know nothing. So you know, Junior, so you know
you've brought up this little technology stuff y.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I guess that's just amusing to you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
You be committed though, you be trying. I ain't gonna
get ain't gonna lie. You be trying what you come
up short every single time?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah, I do try. I do come up short. I
guess that's been a very a source of amusement for
you in the mornings.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Now, this this is you here I come. Oh, I
need you, I'll be damned. No, wait a minute, hold on,
I can't stand it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Oh, I can't.
Speaker 10 (13:09):
Oh, somebody, Hey, what I need white folks in here?
Time you say I need white folks in here?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, all right, and that as I am. Let me
say this, ju Yeah, welcome to the Steve hall of
Morning Show.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll hear from a nephew as he runs that prank
back right after this. Where y'all going, you're listening morning show?
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back. What you got for his neph.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
You know, sometimes you need some help. So the tidle Liz,
can you bring me some paper? Can you bring mean
some paper? I've overlooked it, but you out here and.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah you did not?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, and you bring me you bring me some paper?
Cat dog if.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah,
this childie, this una, this childie.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
How can I help you? Hey, listen, I'm you by
my fingure with I'm sorry, it's gotty man. I'm I'm house.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Sitting for Rita, y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told
me she was.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Going out of town. What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
I thought, y'all down the way, man, y'all, I'm in
the house. Both our houses. Yeah, I think let's see.
Yeah we four houses down. Okay. Now, she loved me
a number man, love me, y'all know me. And then
she loved miss Dars.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
No. I tried to call me Darks but then nobody
answer the phone. Yeah, she know, I'm in church around
this time, Rita said she was gonna be gone for
a minute. So you say you down there right right right?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
And she told me, if I got an emergency, anything
that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay,
are you are you busy right now? Man? Well?
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife some
dinner and got some meat on the grip. But other
than that, you know, okay, I mean you you are
you able to help me out with something right quick?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Or you got you got time for that? Well?
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If
it's something I can help you with, I you know,
I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing
whatever it is that we need to do.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Okay, Charlie, would you out now any paper, man?
Speaker 9 (15:37):
Any paper?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
No, no, no, no, no news. But I mean some paper.
You have some paper? What notebook? Paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie.
Like I said, my name Scotted, Man, I know you
don't know me. I didn't got myself in a little
situation here down here read the house man, and I didn't. Man,
I'm in a situation. I actually.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Man.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It ain't no paper in here.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Dog, So you're saying, you want me to bring you
some toilet paper. I mean, if you don't mind, I'm
sitting there. My legs ain't got none of I can't
feel my whole little body. Man from buck down, I
can't feel nothing in my feet, everything that.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Went to sleep on me.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
Hold up, babe, this dude down here at Riada house
saying he wants me to bring his paper because he
didn't got numb sitting.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
On the toilet.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Man, look at it, bruh. I'm in the middle of cooking.
I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,
I can't tell you ain't.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
But about four hours a doctor. You just run down
here right quickly. I'm in the back door open.
Speaker 9 (16:42):
I have to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying,
but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking
for my wife. We having a little special occasion because
our kids and stuff gone, and I can't leave her
like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,
what I can't tell you to do is if Rita
got one of them towels or something.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Man using nobody tie like that's disrespectful.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice man, you calling
me to help you, and you acting like I caused
you to not have no guy.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Okays, the handset all I'm asking for just ain't gonna
take no more but two three minute run down here
right quick and bring the paper man and then you
get on back to your dinner.
Speaker 9 (17:20):
Well, what you was high like?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
What you need to do? Brother?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
You said you had emergency. I thought the house or
the dog that got out, or you had locked yourself
out the house. But I'm not gonna come down there
and bring you no tapers because that don't sound like emergency.
That sounds like some personals. And furthermore, you're in the
bathroom just jump tout your clothes getting the shout on white.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I'm not feeling the dog. That's like I said, I'm
numb right now, man, I need some help. It's on
this show.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
You want me to come down there and bring you
some toilet papers and pick your numb You can't get
up out the calling if I want to help you
this day.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an
emerging see man.
Speaker 9 (17:56):
Okay, Well that, like I said, Man, that doesn't sound
like emergency. It seems like a little quick fix. Get
your drawings and watch your drawings, so the win't gonna
get you some molds. I mean, I'm not sending to
walk four houses down there to bring you some toilet papers.
Your legs numb high. How you gonna get up.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
And open the door? The back door is over All
you gotta do is come in here and reaching here
and passing me and roll the paper. Man, That's all
I'm asking you to do.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Mister Charlie, I understand that, but I'm not gonna come
down there and bring you no paper. I'm not going
to bring you bring me some paper down here?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Man?
Speaker 9 (18:27):
You man say, Man, who the hell you think you
holing at?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You need me? I don't need you or won't you
to do something? Man? You see, I'm sitting in a
situation narda left y'all number that y'all will help me
while I'm down there on house watching man just sheers,
crazy baby.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
Man, what why don't you you're gonna call me asking
me to bring you some newspaper. I told you that
I was in the middle of fixing me and my
wife from dinner and you come calling me talking about
some paper. Man. I don't want to hear no by
no doubt, and I ain't coming down there to bring
you no paper man.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man?
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Man, Look like I told you before, I asking him,
bring you no paper down there.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
We don't wipe no on this street. Old old man,
I can't just you can't just leave me here. And
I'm numb like this.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
Ban to come bring no brown man, no toilet papers
because he is responsible when he going into the restroom.
That sounds like a personal problem. You you too wrong
for that, just a.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Situation said though this is an emergency. Man.
Speaker 9 (19:24):
Man, that don't sound in no burgency. That sounds like
a personal problem that you got going on.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Come on, Jan's gonna get off of here. Man, you
be off. I don't give about you being man.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
Matter of fact, as soon as you get your out
of there, you so man. You come on down here.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I'm coming down there by the truck. I'm coming down
there the way. I am just like this hell and
I'm gonna whop for not helping me while I'm in
a situation.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Will bring your tomb.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I got one more thing I need to say to
you that I'm gonna do. Is you listening?
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Bring your tongue.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
I got some snake skin shoes that fit right up,
clean up on it all.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Got one one more thing? Is you listening? Man?
Speaker 9 (20:02):
What man?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Like I said? What what you got to say?
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Man?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got pranked by your neighbor reader.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Anxious cat mother from the radio stations. This timming from
the Steve Harby Morning Show. Yeah, I'm a whoop reader
had got you? Called my man? You had the house
going to come down there, man and boy show down
and whoop.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
You better be glad.
Speaker 9 (20:29):
I'm eating. I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing?
What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the last The Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
Y'all playing practical jokes sold folks man.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Coming up next as the Chiefs Love Officer. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
the hour and today's Wellness Wednesday segment. We're going to
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from the inside out to clear out all of your
body's toxic waste so you can lose weight that's coming
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up at the top of the hour, but right now
it is time to ask the clo. Our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey is here and ready for you. Amber out
of Texas, Arcana, who writes, I'm dating a black man
and we got into an argument over how he talked
to our waitress and he called me a Karen in
front of the waitress. The two of them laughed at me,
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and I felt like crap. How do I get him
to understand that he was wrong?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Well, yeah, he might have been wrong, and it's okay,
but you know the part where you say you felt
like crap, and how do you get him to understand?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
That's really what we've been saying whole time we've been here,
So welcome.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
To our frustration.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, that's and Amber, I know exactly how you feel, girl.
We understand your pain.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yes, but it's just temporary and it's all good because
you married to the you dating the black dude and
called you carry in front of some and they hollered laugh.
Yeah a minute, I was, you're gonna believe you already?
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Hear what the other stuff? He'd be saying back in
the hold, I'll tell you what go to his cookout.
You ain't gonna believe.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
This.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Hain't on in there.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
That's only the beginning. You just caring is the just
the opener. That's an advertising Going to take that call
when you get over there and then aren't get drunk,
You're gonna find out some other things too, Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Hash No flake boy, it don't get I'm telling you. Yeah,
what'd you say?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Stay? Who?
Speaker 9 (23:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
All right?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Moving on to Erica and a bastrip, Erica writes, don't
judge me, but uh, I had to have sex twice
in one day with two different men. My husband surprised
me with a quickie as I was heading out to
meet my side dude at a hotel. He wouldn't let
me leave. How do I keep this from happening again?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
They focused? Oh, hey baby, I can't help you with this?
What I can't help you with this?
Speaker 6 (23:37):
You got a husband, You're going to meet your side
dude at a hotel, and your husband surprised you were
the quickie. It wouldn't let How do you avoid this
from happening again? Well, you could, you could like move out,
like not deal with your husband. Then he can't surprise
you with quickies.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
No, more.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
You could move out. You can uh scream and holler
for help. Uh next time. I'm just doesn't that's nothing. Yeah,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It's not. I don't care, but you normally help with
everything that just analyzed. I'm not gonna help her cheat
on her husband.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
Yes I can.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, you know I can't do that. I mean, y'all
would be mad if I was helping a man cheat
on his wife.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I can't help no dude cheat on his wife. I
can't help you do that, bro, because it's a no win.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
She booked and busied.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Uh, yeah, you two men in one day?
Speaker 7 (24:37):
Okay, go ahead, she said, don't judge her though, she said,
don't judge.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That's what you said.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You have him.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm jammed. I personally have felt that way before.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
But what have you felt before?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I felt like having two people in work, I said,
across your.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
All, right, Marma?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Back in college? Oh yeah, somewhere else now.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Back in college, dog, I ain't the reason I didn't
have no rules in college because I didn't know nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah I hadn't.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
I hadn't established any rules yet because nothing had, like
really bad had happened. Oh it started going down bad.
You started learning better not do that. No, damn all right,
we're moving on.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Now before you get yourself in trouble. Vonnie in dc
Uh says, my girlfriend told me that my husband made
her uncomfortable by staring at her. My husband admitted to
staring at her because she had facial piercings. I don't
want her to think he's interested in her. So can
I tell her the truth? Or is that just too rude?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
No?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Just tell her, you know, but see why she come
to you with it though your husband made me uncomfortable
staring at me.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Your husband, see y'all was staying at her.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yeah, she got an ear ring in her damn cheek,
she got an arrow coming out her nose, and she
got a bone in her lips.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
What y'ahll was staring at him? Yeah, and you.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Should tell her he admitted to staring at you, but
he was just looking at your facial piercing.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
What is he gonna say about? What is she gonna
say to her her friend?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Just tell her yet my husband.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
You're right. I spoke to my husband about it. He
felt bad about it, but he was staring at your
facial pierce because he was just in just looking at it. No,
you just gotta tell her. Yeah, but you know hefa
you put your stuff on your face stuff comment. It
was somebody comment. You don't put no facial piercing on
your face for you. You can't even see it.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
What do you mean you can't see it?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You can't see it.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Unless you look in the mirror. You want other people
to see that? A put a tattoo on your back. No,
I ain't a damn thing' do with you. You can't
even see it.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
You got a tattoo on your back, you'll never.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
See it logically, Steve Man, I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Make no damn sin. Now you back here, you put
that back tattooer.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Last one Steve Maria and Jacksonville says, my mom cheated
on my dad after years of him cheating and mistreating her.
They're divorced, and when I'm home from college, I stay
with my mom. My dad doesn't want me, doesn't want
me to visit my mom. He gets so mad Am,
I supposed to pick a side here?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Yeah, yeah, you picked at your mom. Yeah you know
it didn't mom, You know they didn't. Yeah, you don't
team moment.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
That's just.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
You know your daddy cheated on your mama for years.
She finally went on out and got her some by
how you think this worked?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Man? Damn? Now you done pick tack, You done, pick
tack you team mama? Yeah what he mad? You over there? Folk?
After she did what she did? Daddy?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
What did you do? See?
Speaker 6 (28:18):
But you ain't got to get into that because they divorced. Yeah,
but you know, let's tell the you though, Mama house clean,
got food and.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
It's nice.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
It's laid out soaping, you know, pandas you know, Mama
house nice, Daddy house trite, old bachelor house. You over there,
you know you find this stuff you don't want to
see about your daddy. You know, you open up the
medicine cabinet, found out what all really wrong. He got
(28:53):
biagr in there and high blood medication and he got
nice throl glistering peels in there.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
You fell in gay patches in there stuff.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Right after this, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Everybody, welcome back to the show. As promises, summer's winding down.
I don't know if you've noticed it, but leaves are
starting to fall a little bit because they're hot. So
it's yeah, most of them needs and fell off from heat. Exhausted.
They ain't really fall yet. It's just man, it's hot
as hell. I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna die.
(29:37):
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Speaker 4 (32:37):
Check this out.
Speaker 11 (32:38):
Some of the side effects that they're saying sometimes don't
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Speaker 7 (32:45):
With you. Wow, have you spoken to anyone recently that's
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she was able to help hear herself from high blood pressure.
(33:48):
I mean, she changed her eating habits. She literally revamped
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Speaker 5 (34:02):
Yeah, but I've done it before. Well, you know, you
cry because you got all that waistside, That's why you cry.
You didn't know what was gonna be done. That's why
you cried.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
You ain't you ain't full of it no more.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
That's why that's why you cry sometimes. Tommy, I cried
when the waist is coming out.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
Ah okay, all.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
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You talked about the woman that you saw.
Speaker 11 (34:42):
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That's literally half you guys. And when you talk about diabetes,
thirty eight percent of us have diabetes. We're literally eating
our way into sickness. And some of us actually believe
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Speaker 7 (35:31):
I love that. I love that. AD. Can you hang
on please?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I got some questions, some real eating.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
Questions, all right, Yes, coming here to help a d
answer somebody's lord, because my boy real professional and everything,
and sometimes you got taught to some of these people
different ads.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Right back, you're listening morning shows?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
All right?
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Speaker 9 (36:33):
That I like.
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Here.
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I love you guys, have a wonderful.
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Day you too.
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Thank you so much. We'll be back right after this.
You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Donald Trump's arraignment will take
place today in a couple of hours at nine point
thirty am Eastern, and it will be televised. His arraignment
is for the criminal case where he allegedly conspired to
overturn the twenty twenty presidential election in Georgia. Trump will
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be expected to enter a plea today on the thirteen
felony charges he faces. Trump's former lawyer Rudy Giuliani and
Mark Meadows, former White House chief of staff, as well
as sixteen others, will also be arraigned today. Bolton County
Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee announced last week that all
court hearings in the case against the former president and
(39:52):
eighteen others will be televised and live streamed. So, Steve,
do you think this is must CTV?
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it because
I want to. I want to see how they how
they react to their judicial system. I want to see
their response when they have to dance to their own life.
They see, they set this up. They forefathers set all
this up. It's the most just and righteous judicial system
in the world. Now all of a sudden, it's fake,
(40:22):
it's politicized. It's all this here when it's yo turn. Yeah,
ye see, And it's just really interesting. But I do
have a prediction though, Meadows, Juliani and these sixteen other people,
somebody gonna flip. I'm gonna tell you something, man, when
you get these people up here and they facing real time,
(40:43):
because see it's people going to jail. Because the proud boys,
two dudes he cried in front of the judge the
other day. He begged him to let me take my
daughter to school. I was I was tricked, I was
misled by the president, and I just wouldn't have don
on it.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
But if you show me mercy, it'll never happen again.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
That day, police, seventeen years by then, his boy got
up there and cried next to him, the other proud boy.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Dude, seventeen years by.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
Federal, federal. You dog, you don't get time, serve, you
don't get up your friends. You do, you do your youth.
You can do this time, though you findet do this time.
So I think what's gonna happen is one of these
sixteen co defendants they're gonna be faced with that time,
and they're gonna come up.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
With some information.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
That's why you bring everybody in, because somebody gonna flip,
because everybody see because because Michael Cohen, Oh, he he's
singing and dance.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
He did this three years and he's singing and.
Speaker 7 (41:54):
Dance more more.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
More that you know, just like you're saying that more more.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
I'm singing on the way in the car, before we
even get to the coat house, I'm I'll tell you nothing.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
You're gonna help him out.
Speaker 7 (42:09):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
He asked me about them vote. I told him we
shouldn't be doing that. He asked me about them vothe.
He the one started all this. He had me called
three four white folks to get the white folk this
thing over term. I ain't had nothing to do with it.
I just won't let y'all know. Can I take my
baby to school? That's all I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I'm opening with we lie.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
What about the black guy that's still in jail, Harrison Floyd, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
Just for Trump guy.
Speaker 7 (42:34):
He's still in there.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Ain't nobody trying to do right.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
So even even in that, black people still getting the
short end of the stick.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
No, that's what he know better. He was over there
when you black, you already know you.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
Ain't supposed to go down there. How they don't see
your black white mob? Yeah, but you white mob and
white people don't even know how to mob.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Why what you do? They all on camera taking healthies.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Ain't nobody got no mask on, Ain't nobody got no hoodie.
They can fall in here just taking pictures, climbing on
the wall. Don't know how to climb fall into the
health yeah, no.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
But this guy's with an election issue in Fulton County.
It Blacky is still in jails harassing election workers. That's
his crime accused. He got accused of what, harassing election workers.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
I don't care. Yeah, you know they brothers in jail
for no reason. You're asking the blacks for Trump, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
He couldn't call none of the other blacks for Trump,
and he ain't talking none of the me one other woman.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Y'all put some bail money down for me.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
All right, all right, we'll be watching. Coming up next,
it is a nephew in today's prank phone call. Right
after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at
about four minutes after the hour today, it's my Strawberry
Letcher and the subject is I don't see how that's possible. Okay,
(44:21):
we'll get into that, find out what that's all about,
and just a few because right now it is time
for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew Tommy, Well, I.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Think I've found out a way to help a lot
of different relationships out there. Oh no, no, I am.
I am ready to love guy, you know what I mean.
I'm I'm gonna throw a little something at you. I think,
you know, if we do something called a four to
three relationship, four three relationship, I think this really has
the ability to take off and do some goodness in
(44:54):
relationships for three.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
Four to three is where you're with your husband for
four days and another man for three days, and we
balanced that thing. You see what I'm saying, and everybody
gets some time to themselves, and that's what you need.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
This is against my this is right here.
Speaker 8 (45:18):
You don't let them do that on the show.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
You know.
Speaker 8 (45:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
I don't and I can't do that. I can't do it.
I'm not gonna mess up my money. But but but
I'm here on the radio. I'll tell you how I'm
feeling this morning. Okay, A four three relationships four days
over there, three days over there. Everybody reunite at the
end of the week. Everybody happen. Let's just see, let's
just both.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
Three relations So the name of the show from now,
I'm gonna be ready to love. No, let's go cat dog.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice him. My name
is Devin. Man. Are you doing this evening? Brother man?
Speaker 13 (46:01):
I'm kind of sleeping man I'm working nice, brouh, what's
going on?
Speaker 4 (46:06):
This is Devin Man. I talked to your wife, Keisha
the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah, that's
my wife. Yeah. I talked to you wife. Is she
in right now? No, she's not in. She at work.
Bro Okay, okay, I probably don't. No, I ain't mean
to wake you up. You work at night or something.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
Yeah, I'm a crane operator at night, brother, and all
the people don't call me. That's three o'clock. Isn't even
what's this? What is a bill collect or?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Something? No? No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
I talked to you wife, man. She's interested in this
thing we got man called a ford three relationship. She
told me she want me to call back and talk
to her husband about it. And she gave me the
number to hit you up at the house, man and
let you know all about the four to three relationship
because she's really interested in it.
Speaker 13 (46:43):
A four to three relationship. And you say you talked
to my wife about it.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Yeah, I talked to Keisha a couple of days ago.
She gave me the number. She said, call him back.
He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
him up and see if he likes she said, But
she definitely likes it, man, and she wanted to see
if you would be interested in the four three relationship too.
You know, I want to get your approval on it
before we went in there further. But your wife was
very excited about it, man. She was wanting to get
started as soon as possible. And I wanted to see
(47:09):
about contacting you with making sure that you agreed and
approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to get your blessing,
get your approval on it. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (47:18):
I've tried to do anything to make her happy, though,
but I got to get some more some information about this.
What is that again for three three?
Speaker 4 (47:26):
No, No, it's a four to three. A four to
three relationship is what it is.
Speaker 13 (47:30):
Okay, Well, if it make her happy, you know, I'm
willing to listen.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Okay, Well, listen, man. We were probably gonna get started
right away, probably Monday. We'll get started on Monday. You'll
go through Monday through Thursday, and then and then i'll
pick up you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll
go ahead and get this thing started. I think after
a month you'll pretty much catch on everything.
Speaker 13 (47:48):
You know, just something gonna be shipped to the house,
a pick you say, pick up?
Speaker 4 (47:54):
What you mean pick up? She hadn't have mentioned any
of this to.
Speaker 13 (47:57):
You, no, man, she means nothing this to me.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Okay, all right, Well what this is, man? A four
to three relationship, Maurice? Is this? You know, you spend
four days with Keisha and she comes over to my
place and she spends the other three days with me.
That's what a four to three relationship. So see this
kind of frees you up, man on anything you might
want to do on those other three days, man, where
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she might be tying you down, you know, So for
them days, you know you would her, but the other
three days you kind of have some free time to yourself.
But she'll be over with my place on the other
three days. That's what. That's what basically a four to
three relationship is. Pardon me, say what now?
Speaker 13 (48:33):
I say, pardon me? You say she'll spend four days
with me, three days with you.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
That's that's it, sir, That's the four to three relationship
right there. Maurice. You know you're really gonna like this, man,
Like I say, she was excited about it.
Speaker 13 (48:47):
Hold, are you serious?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Yeah, I'm dead serious, man, like I said, Keisha was excited.
Speaker 13 (48:52):
Ab I know wife ain't discuss you about basic ship
spending four days with me?
Speaker 4 (49:00):
Three days? Was he? Man? So't you talking about my
fight and Tara? No? You know? I know you hold up?
What thing again?
Speaker 13 (49:08):
My name is Devin, Devin say bro, I don't play things.
Speaker 9 (49:12):
Man.
Speaker 13 (49:13):
I don't know how got my number?
Speaker 4 (49:15):
What's I mean? My reason? What's wrong? I mean a
lot of couples are doing what's wrong? That's my wife? Rong?
Thank you're talking to he ain't talking to no part?
What the thank you're talking dude? Okay, well listen man,
A lot of couples are doing the four three man?
Give well what other couples is doing? Homework?
Speaker 13 (49:32):
My wife and me ain't interested in no four three relationship.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
I can't believe you want my step for this? Man?
Are you saying? You're calling me talking about all three relationship?
And you know I told you I work at name?
Why I didn't know you worked that night? Man?
Speaker 13 (49:50):
Like I said, See when I came over last week? Man, No, no,
you came over well last week. I know you ain't
finished sex with I thank you for the day you bet?
Speaker 4 (50:00):
I said you bet not said go ahead?
Speaker 13 (50:02):
Go ahead, say go ahead, go ahead, players, you've been talking.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Don't stop not go ahead, Marie dum this gets I'm
a holler up.
Speaker 9 (50:09):
You know now.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
I'm up, player, I'm up now to say go ahead.
I think all I'm saying it. I came by there
last week. Man came by. Well, I came by your house.
You come by my house? Okay? Are you at eighteen
four treel get By? Been here for the last ten years?
Speaker 9 (50:28):
Oh so get me here.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
About your hot house? Okay, no, because because okay, she
said I didn't call.
Speaker 13 (50:35):
He should right back. Because this first man first of all,
you know work, He's gonna tell me getn't been in
my house? Okay, player, okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Okay. If y'all not interested in the four to three man,
then I won't. I won't be wasting the money no more.
Speaker 13 (50:49):
You can't waste time, you really are you waste time
calling me with my little wife? Don't tell you about
she want to go three? She never told me nothing
about plays, you got the wrong fun home, and nothing
on my relationship.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Okay, okay, So why would she tell me she interested
in the fourth. Three, man, give up what she told you?
Speaker 13 (51:07):
I know I take care of my dead room all right?
Speaker 4 (51:10):
Oh three? I wish she wouldie is three days, I
wish she would anyway. I know you how you know it?
I don't know you from man, fool. I don't mind
taking off work tonight to sell what's going on my
house with my craim at night, working off night. Now
I'm gonna ask you again, how do you know us? Man?
(51:31):
I know y'all through Tommy Man. Who is Tommy Tommy?
Who's Tommy Man, Maurice, nephew Tommy. This is nephew Tommy
Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Dog your wife
Keisha got me the break phone call you man?
Speaker 13 (51:48):
You telling about to Steve's Hearty show. Yeah, Man, Next
you tell me the little bald head Steve Man.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
I know y'all ain't with me. I know with me,
tod Man. If Steve said next to you, tell me
all now, why are you watched? You need to be
over here? You just slept. That's your ball ahead. But
you ain't got nothing that super super man. You know,
(52:18):
I got to go to sport to the c shold
me you got to go to where you work at night. Man.
All right, all right, I'm gonna let you go back
to sleep. Man. But one more thing though, tell me
this man, what is the what's the baddest that, I mean,
the bad, this cute you ain't got. I wish I
was there. I wish I would tell you. Hey, man,
what's the baddest radio show in the land? Man, Steve
(52:42):
Harvey Morny Show.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Now you have it. Pull three relationship. Think about it.
Just think about it. Think about it. Okay, just talk
about it. Now, give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (52:58):
All right, right, My next stop, my next stop grabbing
the microphone is in Klleen Texas twice as Funny Comedy Club,
October to sixth through the eight twice As Funny Comedy Club,
Laying in the cut Kaleen, Texas Baby twice As Funny
Comedy Club, October sixth through the eighth.
Speaker 7 (53:15):
Nephew, Tom, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next
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see how that's possible. We'll get into that right after this.
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Speaker 7 (53:54):
Thank you, nephew. Subject. I don't see how that's possible,
Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband thinks I'm stupid, and I
want to see if this sounds right to you, because
I don't see how this is possible. My husband had
a business trip to Phoenix for two days, and I
dropped him off at the airport and I saw his
itinerary to go to Phoenix. The first night, we fell
(54:15):
asleep on the phone together after I heard a noise
in the house. He and I stayed on the phone
until I fell asleep. He was in a meeting the
entire next day, but we texted all that day. I
got an email from a hotel in New Orleans asking
if I was enjoying my stay thus far. I assumed
that it was one of those automated emails, and I
(54:36):
didn't pay it any mind. A few hours later, I
got a notice from Uber that a ride was canceled.
The Uber was at the same hotel in New Orleans.
Uber is tied to a joint credit card with my husband,
so then I started thinking that he might be up
to something. I tried to call Uber, but I got
the call center and the lady was clueless. I called
(54:57):
the hotel in New Orleans and they wouldn't give me
any information because I must have sounded like I was
up to something. My husband was due to come home
that evening, and he told me that his buddy from
work would bring him home. He walked in casually, dressed
in shorts and a muscle shirt, and he said they
had drinks before the flight. Things weren't adding up, so
(55:19):
I started looking for anything that might place him in
New Orleans. In his bag, next to his cigars, he
had a pack of matches from Cafe Dumont. He told
me that his buddy gave him the matches, but I
don't believe him. He says it is a coincidence, but
I don't see how that is possible. There are no
credit card charges in Phoenix or in New Orleans? So
(55:41):
where was my husband? Where's my husband?
Speaker 9 (55:43):
Ben?
Speaker 7 (55:44):
Please help me? So you saw his itinerary and it
said Phoenix, but clearly he was in New Orleans? Right?
Speaker 4 (55:53):
Or was he?
Speaker 7 (55:54):
I mean? The thing is you don't really know. Except
for a book of matches, you have no real evidence.
You said there's no credit card charges from Phoenix or
New Orleans, so you have to think the email from
the hotel and the Uber messages are it? So he
would have to be in New Orleans, you think, right,
I don't know. I'd say he was in New Orleans too,
(56:16):
based on the info you wrote in this letter. If
he was trying to trick you, he didn't do a
very good job. There are too many unanswered questions here.
You're definitely not stupid like you think your husband thinks
you are.
Speaker 4 (56:28):
So, but you know.
Speaker 7 (56:30):
But because you don't have enough information and proof right now,
you can either keep digging until some proof shows up,
or you can let this one go to me. Those
are your choices, Steve.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
I don't care a husband one well, you know, did
you should have said that? I just did? No what
you've said was seemed to me like he was in
new orders.
Speaker 9 (56:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (56:55):
Now, I'm here to stand up for husbands. They get
caught offen some stuff that's called circumstantial evidence, right right right,
You cannot win a case.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Let me tell you something I watched forty eight hours
all the time.
Speaker 6 (57:15):
Hard.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
It's hard to get a.
Speaker 6 (57:18):
Murder convention, ain't nobody. We got to locate this body
and a murder weapon. These are a motive. We need
you three things. We need a body, we need a weapon.
Ever need motivation. Excuse me, you don't have any of
it now, damn hide.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
Look.
Speaker 6 (57:36):
Oh, I'm a living witness to hide. Look, Oh, I'm
here to bad witness. Oh you can tell whatever story
you wanna tell me. That don't make it factual.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
So now let's go.
Speaker 6 (57:49):
My husband thinks I'm stupid, and I want to see
if this sound right to you.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
I ain't.
Speaker 6 (57:52):
Let's go tell me the story, because you don't see
how this is possible. Your husband had a business trip
to Phoenix for two days. You drive, I meet off
at the airport. You saw his itinerary to go to Phoenix.
Now about our tenerary, I'm thinking you're meaning flight information.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
You saw flight information from an airline that said he
was going to Phoenix. Cool covert. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (58:20):
First night, we fell asleep on the phone together after
I heard the noise in the house.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
He and I stayed on the phones. I fell asleep.
He was in the meeting entire next day, but we
text all that day.
Speaker 6 (58:31):
I got an email from a hotel in New Orleans
asked imf I was enjoying my state thus far. What
hotel in New Orleans did you get this song? And
why would they email you? I'm just curious, now, guess
what you said. I assumed it was one of those
automatic automated emails and I didn't pay it much mind. Okay,
(58:51):
should have left it right there. Okay, we was good
so far, so far, briuh ain't did nothing. Been on
the phone with you all night and everything. A few
hours later, I got a notice from Uber Uber that
a ride was canceled.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
The Uber was at the same hotel in New Orleans.
Speaker 6 (59:09):
Uber is tied to a joint credit card with my husband,
so then I started thinking that he might be up
to something.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
I tried to call Uber, but I got the call
center and the lady was clue heavy go you got nothing.
To you that lady, and Uber don't even know what
you're talking about. What counsel anything?
Speaker 4 (59:33):
But what.
Speaker 1 (59:36):
Could your credit card have been coming out anything? I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (59:42):
I tried to call the hotel in New Orleans and
they wouldn't give me some information because I mustn't sounded
like I was up to something. Now it didn't sound
like you was up to nothing. They know you don't
stay there. They can't give information out about a hotel
guest to people calling in.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
You can't do that. I know that again.
Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
Hang on, Steve, so far to me and as women
the mere winning three women nothing, Hang on, I know
you're working on something coming up. Part two of your
response at twenty three minutes after the hour of Today's
Strawberry Letter, subject I don't see how that's possible. We'll
get back right after this. You're listening hard Morning show.
(01:00:26):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is I don't see how that's possible.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this lady, I think this is a
prime example of wanting to.
Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
Make something out of something, but you don't have a
whole lot of going and from watching forty eight hours
in order to get a murder conviction, you need three things,
a body, a motive, and a weapon. And in this letter,
you ain't got your body, you ain't got no motive,
(01:00:58):
you ain't got no.
Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
Weapon, and there's been no murder.
Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
But you want to convict this man of killing your manage.
This is a tempted murder of a marriage. This is
forty eight hours all over. I'm so glad I watch
it every day. Now, you drop your husband off at
the airport to go on the business trip to the Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
He you saw his itinerary that said he was going
to Phoenix. Bam. Covering.
Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
First night, y'all fell asleep on the phone because you
heard the noise in the house.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
He stayed with you till you fell asleep. Bam.
Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Good husband doing the same. Next day, he was in
a meeting all day, but y'all texted all day.
Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Bam. Man handling his business.
Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Then you got an email from a hotel in New
Orleans asking you as you enjoying your state. You said, Joseph,
you didn't pay much mind to it because it could
have been an automatic email thing.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Bam. He ain't did nothing yet.
Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
Then a few hours later you got to notice from
Uber that a ride was canceled. You called Uber to
find out what was going on. You called the call center.
The layer at Uber don't even know what you talking about.
Pam Dog is still covered. No evidence, no body, no
no motive, and no weapon. So then I started thinking
(01:02:18):
he might be up to something. I tried to call Uber.
Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
That's what happened.
Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
My husband was due to come home that evening. He
told me that his buddy from work would bring him home. Okay, cool,
now you know fitting hell well, ain't. No woman dropped
him off at the house. So his buddy dropped him
off at the house. That's a given, or else she'd
have said. I looked out the window out who this
helper was. Now his buddy dropped him off. You didn't
(01:02:45):
have to come out there. Cool saved your trip. He
walked in casually, dressed in shorts and a muscle shirt.
He said they had drinks before the flight. Things weren't
adding up, so I started looking for anything it might
place him in New Orleans. Wait a minute, people wearing
shorts in Phoenix. People want muscle shirts in Phoenix. Hot
(01:03:08):
his hands, Phoenix got plenty of short weapon. So what
do your mean things weren't to add No, so I
started looking for anything that might place him in New Orleans.
In his bag next to his cigar. This was very
interesting to me because I'm a cigar guy. In his
bag next to his cigars, we had a pack of
(01:03:31):
matches from Cafe DeMont. Oh, Cafe DeMont is famous for
New Orleans. So you thinking he was in New Orleans
because of this pack of matches. But then he told
you that his buddy gave you the matches, and I
don't believe him. Well, see, I would have stacked it.
(01:03:52):
Not only did my buddy give me the matches. I
don't like ben Yates.
Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
Wait, state these lines.
Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
My buddy gave me these matches. I don't like ben Yans.
Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Why would I go to Cafe de mom and all
they selling is benye is all that white pot on?
Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
God? You don't see no white pot.
Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
On my shusty, You see any of this confectionery, sugar
on my fingernails?
Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Anything? Have you ever seen me eat a ben Yate?
Hell no, my boy gave me the.
Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Matches right there. We were smoking cigars and my lighter
went out. He says, this coincidental, But I don't see
how that's possible. There are no credit card charges in Phoenix.
Are in New Yorkers? No credit card charges.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
In Phoenix or New or So where was my heir's
my husband being right now? He been in Phoenix right now,
like you said, like that Tenerary scene, and he back home.
She has to go.
Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
That's where your husband been. See stop trying to make
something out of nothing all the time. He said, Phoenix,
taking care of his He had some cigars, his boy
got some matches because the lighter went out, Cafe Demm
was on the packet matches.
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
I wouldn't have New Orleans and he was. And I
hate Ben yet you need to get a lighter though
he do?
Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
Yeah, okay, okay, for real? Par real though? Where was he? H?
Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
For real?
Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
Phar real? What happened?
Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
For real? He was a.
Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Ain't nobody breaking for you, Shirley.
Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
I didn't want to know for not because listen to me,
all the evidence points. The only thing you have that
says New Orleans is a damn book of matches.
Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
And the email from the hotel in New Orleans.
Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
What that means you said it was one of automated things.
You said that Yes, that's why you didn't think none
of it. Call you and ask you you enjoy the state?
You ain't there, and he ain't there? Why why ain't
they asked him? Did he enjoy the space?
Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
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up next to enlighten us on why sickle Cell Awareness
Month is important. We'll get into that right after this.
You're listening morning show. September is sickle cell Awareness Month.
(01:06:50):
Someone with sickle cell disease. Junior, we have to commend
you on all the work that you do. You bring
awareness to sickle cell disease. So right now we're going
to ask you to tell us about your Cure's Hope
Foundation and your podcast.
Speaker 8 (01:07:04):
Oh absolutely, he is sickle cell aware in this month.
And man, we're thriving. And I know one thing my
foundation I want to say, my board has been done
an outstanding job of bringing attention to sickle cell all
the things we're doing. Last weekend, I was in Houston
at the Mark Thomas Foundation Sickle Cell Walk in Houston,
(01:07:25):
and I want to thank them for let me be
the guest speaker there because my whole thing is just
to motivate and inspire because the life I live now,
it's not possible for a lot of people. Because they
read some names of people who passed in last year,
and because of the medical attention I'm speaking of, we
don't get is an issue. And so my foundation, my board,
(01:07:47):
we got together and we thought about we want to
change legislation now. We want to really change what it
is to be an emergency room with sickle cell and
get the immediate attention. We need more negotiating. There's no
more talking about I don't look like my pain level.
If I'll tell you my pain levels at ten, you
have to believe me and you need to service that pain.
(01:08:09):
We're not We're not We're not playing no more games.
The Foundation is thriving. This weekend. I'll be in Newark,
New Jersey this weekend speaking at the Sickle Celebration for
Newark Beth Israel Hospital.
Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
They have a they have a gala this weekend. I
am the keynote speaker there. I will be there talking
about motivating and inspiring because this life this life that
I live.
Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
Can I ask you a question, man, if you could
describe what a crisis feels like in a sentence, what's
it like?
Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
It's like being tossed from a third floor window and
then stand up and get hit by truck going thirty. No, yeah,
right now, because there's no more of treating me at
all because I'm black, or you looking at me and
saying you don't believe me, you don't believe that I
need the attention that I need.
Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
That's who I was going to ask you, junior. Why
don't you get the attention and the funding if they
look at the.
Speaker 8 (01:09:07):
Black people like we drug seekers, like I'm coming in here,
I'm taking off.
Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Okay, so they're misdiagnosing you.
Speaker 6 (01:09:13):
You coming in there with severe pain shakes and all
this here, and then they assume you feed it.
Speaker 8 (01:09:20):
Yeah, I'm feeding I need the drug. That's what I'm doing.
I'm taking off my good job to come in here
to talk to y'all. Come on now, and so thank you.
This month, we're gonna keep going.
Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
I got it.
Speaker 8 (01:09:31):
Absolutely, I'm built for this.
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
That's what you strong, built for this.
Speaker 7 (01:09:36):
And here's Hope Foundation dot com dot.
Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Org dot org dot Org Hope Strong.
Speaker 7 (01:09:43):
Yeah, all right, thank you. We'll be talking about it
more this month, I'm sure. Now coming up at the
top of the hour as we switch gears here, Steve,
a married woman found out that her husband goes to
a swingers club and she wants to know if that
means he's cheating on her. We'll talk about that when
we come back. You're listening morning show. All right, Steve,
(01:10:06):
here's a question for you. This is from Tammy and Roswell.
Tammy says, there's a swingers club in my area, and
I went with my husband when we first met. I
was wild and free back then, but after a few visits,
my husband got too comfortable watching me be intimate with
other men, so I told him we should stop going.
That was almost three years ago, and I found out
(01:10:28):
last week that I was the only one that stopped going.
He told me he goes every once in a while
when the spirit hits him. So does that mean he's
cheating on me? Because I'm confused, you.
Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Know what, lady, I'm really just I don't he confused
know how to talk to people like this. If you
went to the swingers club and he watched you be
into and he go by hisself.
Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
What what what do they do after Swinger's Club? They
they sway, So does that mean he's what's he down
there for?
Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Oh they got chicken wings. Oh they got good rocket
they said, See all this excuse. You go to strip
clubs for strippers. You don't go down there for the
chicken wings in the brocket. That's what you go to, strippers.
Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
You go to clubs strippers.
Speaker 9 (01:11:27):
That's not what we heard.
Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
That's yeah. Tommy says that all the time. It's the wind.
Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
I said the wings were good, and they was at
Magic City.
Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
This lady's up there somewhere else, and this ain't got
nothing to do with me getting some wings, some lim
pepper wings twelve count at at and the Magicity.
Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Go ahead, mom, if you go in Magical City and
pick them up yourself.
Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Tommy, Oh, hell yeah, man, you got to go in
there and get them. Oh yeah, some shades on a cap.
Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
And earl down there.
Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
I got the good brother father, Sir, Is this man
cheating on his wife?
Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
Hell yeah, club, he took you to the swinging club
and didn't have no problem with you being intimate with
other men?
Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Who do this?
Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Who do this? Man, he did it. I can't believe
y'all got married.
Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, I was when I was young. I was in
my wild days. Okay, well he's still in his Yeah,
he's still in his wild days. You got out not here?
Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
Well all right, okay, so we have time for one more.
This is from carry Elle and Lexington, who writes, my
husband has a whole other woman that lives half a
mile from our house. I have seen his card there
day and night, and I haven't said a word. We've
been coexisting in our home and he thinks I don't
know what's going on. I have planned to get my
(01:13:05):
affairs in order and get an apartment before I tell
him that he's busted. My best friend suggested that I
talk to my husband because it might not be what
it looks like. I don't know what else it could be.
Should I talk to him about it first, or keep
making plans to leave him?
Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Wow, Hey, lady, I'm on the reel, going to make
your plans, get your exit in order, because when you
confront him, of course he gonna tell you it ain't
look like but what it is called that day and
night for And you already just said he got a
whole nother woman. See, how do you have a body?
(01:13:41):
See tell how far that are you have body? You
got evidence, moti, you got motive?
Speaker 7 (01:13:49):
Yeah, what's the motive to motivate?
Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
He over there?
Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
He over there?
Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
He ain't over here, He ain't over here. He motivated
to go over there, he ain't motivated to come home.
And the motivator about half mile from the house is
better than it is at the house. That's the motor.
It's hard in the driveway.
Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
Yeah, day and night. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
And the body is you know, he got a whole
nother woman half mile from the house. You got all
evidence right here. This is a conviction, this part eight hours.
Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
He gone.
Speaker 6 (01:14:26):
Fine, checked me mate up in him. I got your rook,
come rook.
Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
All right, my mate coming up in twenty minutes after me.
I got your night of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,
we talked about this last week, guys. Kanye and his
wife were seen on a water taxi in Venice over
(01:14:59):
there in Italy. They were reportedly doing something obscene because
Kanye's butt was exposed. We did see that, and his
wife was seen kneeling in front of him, and photos
that went viral. Well, the Venetian water taxi company that
gave Kanye and his wife the ride have publicly stated
that Ye and his wife are no longer welcome on
(01:15:19):
their vessels. That is a quote. They are no longer
welcome on their vessels. They are vanned. Can you believe
what they were allegedly doing in public? That they were
doing that in public? Can you believe that Kanye?
Speaker 9 (01:15:31):
We know.
Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
Kanye didn't.
Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
What part of it you do not understanding? Wow, Now
let me tell you something. I've been on those gondolas
in Venison. I don't know how you think you could
do that privately. You do know there ain't no sidewalks.
Most of the city is water. Travel down those canals
in those gondolas, gondolas once you pull up goddess whatever they.
Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Call it, well, whatever they are, they what they are.
And we did see his that's get from place. His
whole crack was out.
Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
Yeah, I'm going to Italy in a couple of weeks.
Now I got to pack cloroxs because I didn't seen
what I hadn't seen. Now, because now I got to
go there and wipe the whole damn country down because
you Kanye.
Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
Yeah, yeah, craziness, that's digusting.
Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:16:24):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at thirty three minutes after the hour. We'll play
around it. Would you rather right after this?
Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Cover your ass?
Speaker 7 (01:16:34):
You're listening hardy Morning Show? It is time now for
a round of would you rather? Would you rather wear
white and linen after Labor Day or would you just
rather stop wearing it?
Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
I'd rather wear whenever the hell I want to wear.
I'm so sick of that rule right there.
Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
Fashion rule.
Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Yeah, because if you go out the country, that rule
don't apply.
Speaker 6 (01:16:57):
First, is that black people rule? Well, you know it
was come up north, that's the rule. The rule up north,
the way we grew up was labor They no more white.
But then you know, the weather dictated, you know. But
now those rules out the winter, they don't really apply, right,
(01:17:18):
Nobody follows by that.
Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Where what you want?
Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
Now?
Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
Plus you live out in l a, Man, it's still
hot Texas, Florida.
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Yeah, they ain't really tripping like that, no more. That
ain't the rule no more.
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
All right, you guys work out a lot, so would
you rather work out to gangster rap, or would you
rather work out to classical music?
Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Now I'm gonna need that gangster rap, run run them.
Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
I mean, I remember whooped somebody by the time I
get through the three miles to Beethoven?
Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (01:17:51):
That's not gonna motivate?
Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
Seem all that stuff? Is it hard? Like if you
work out the pet pop blow.
Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
You gonna you know, gangster?
Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
I told Joe everybody have it, y'all wouldn't listen to me.
Now I got it, supping off, got you in the club,
dance in your ass all, take it down, Take it down, sugar.
Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
That was my Diary of a Center. Yeah, one of
my favorite all time rap albums. My sons think I'm crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
The White Denali Days, that's the days. All right.
Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
What would you rather text your wife's back immediately or
respond whenever you're free?
Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
You know what said?
Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
What would I rather do?
Speaker 9 (01:18:57):
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Yeah, oh I'd rather actually text when the hell I
want to? Uh huh right, but okay, what do you
have to do?
Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
You got to get to texting immediately? Text you yes, yes,
you do, all right?
Speaker 7 (01:19:16):
Would you rather go on one long vacation? With your
wife or would you rather go on several small vacations.
Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
I need go to somebody me come on Newlyweds.
Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
J stuff with can go on?
Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
What did you.
Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
That is today's round? Would you rather coming up? It
is our last break of the day and at forty
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with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Here we are, guys, our
last break of the day on this Wednesday. It's been
(01:19:59):
a good day. I'm day yeah mm hmmirs well, he
said it kind of sort of. Hey, Steve, before we
get out of here, we had a couple more would
you rather that? I'm interested in hearing from you. Would
you rather get spanked during intimacy or would you rather
(01:20:23):
do the spanking?
Speaker 6 (01:20:24):
I'm gonna do the spanking because I don't I don't
know what reaction you want from me, So ain't no
need of you spank it because I don't know what
reaction you want. I don't know what you want because
I'm not gonna do that, all right, I'm not gonna
do that, so I don't you know, I don't know
(01:20:44):
what you want that.
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
What is that about? I never understood that. But what
what are you supposed to get out of that? I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
I know what, ye Well, I'm gonna get something out
of it, because I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
I have a handful of Okay, next question.
Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
Mine is more like a spank splash.
Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Like a has more sound than anything real night.
Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
All right, all right, all right, before I hand it
over to Tommy and this uh and his question, because
I know you have one, we got to say thanks
to our very special guest. He's back now, CEO and
founder of the Herbs Cleanse.
Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Ny, what happened to the two?
Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
What if you had? Would you?
Speaker 7 (01:21:39):
Would you rather?
Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:21:42):
You think that one was bad last time?
Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Scared?
Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
It's not that I'm scared, it's just early. That's all.
Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Come on, let's go, let's have all right?
Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
Okay, all right, bubble guts while you're on stage or
bubble guts while you're on a plane.
Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
I had both?
Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
ID oh one, I'd rather.
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
What?
Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
Yeah, Well, if you have it on that plane, I
got news for you. Got to go back there in
that bathroom. Gotta hope that line ain't long. And then
when you get in there, it's tight.
Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Yeah. When that dog up ish you, it's all you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
After that dropping on a Delta flight where this man
had the bubble guts the other day they had to
land the plane.
Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
He didn't make it to the laboratory.
Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
It happened in the cabin.
Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
God, yeah, laying that plane then, yeah, you got to
land this plane because that was thrown ass man right there.
Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Yes, it's just he lup in there.
Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Everybody around him getting up moved.
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Man, I'm tiring so much stuff around my head in
my face so they can't see who I am.
Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
They said it was bad, they said.
Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
The pilot said, it's some bio as if we out,
they breathed this.
Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Oh, checking in. We're trying to get a clearance here.
Uh ten four, we're looking up. We're death to flight
six o nine. We've got a situation up here in
the air. And fell in the back and blowed his
butt out, and we went us up in here all
having to contend.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
With it right now. It's just I don't know how.
I don't know how I'm breaking to you.
Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
That it's got hazardous waist right here has packed in
and it done got loose. It's going up and down
the aisles. We do nobody want to touch it. It's
kind of thick. Lord, have mercy Jesus up, back up something.
We need some people in here, and anyway, we need
emergency landing. We're gonna be coming in hot or and
(01:23:45):
Lord knows it, don't need to get no hotter in here.
I'm thinking about busting out of window and just giving
folks some type of relief.
Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
But uh, we're coming in flight. Seven oaks are coming
in death to all hell broke loose?
Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Up here?
Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Is that pretzels and peanuts?
Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
What is that?
Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
This is why I didn't wanted to.
Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
We got hurshon up here, and we got a situation.
He got the explosion in the back. I think it's
affective marks.
Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
From Atlanta to Spain, they were two hours in the flight.
They had to turn around over Virginia.
Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
The couple see, he was sick when he got on
that pe He had to be two hours in.
Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
I mean, boy, for two hours you're talking about he
was holding yeah, and then it just but like why
ain't he go to the bathroom though?
Speaker 7 (01:24:46):
But everybody on the front seat got some of it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Yeah, they said it was like that.
Speaker 9 (01:24:52):
It was.
Speaker 8 (01:24:54):
I am in the I mean I might whoop your ass.
Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
Yeah, I'm hitting.
Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
I'm hitting dry areas, but I'm finna hit your ass though. Yes, yeah,
he getting sucker punch.
Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
He's already sick.
Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
No, Sully, what is you feeling for?
Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
Here?
Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Were on that way to Spain? Now we got to
go back.
Speaker 7 (01:25:20):
It's not nice.
Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Oh surely what now we got to land? He was sick.
Speaker 7 (01:25:26):
That's not nice.
Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
You guys, what do you get on the plane for?
Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
You knew you were sick?
Speaker 7 (01:25:31):
Times feeling great? You think you can make it?
Speaker 8 (01:25:37):
They said it was all on the seat.
Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
Yeah, yeah, you got you.
Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Now we got to go back to.
Speaker 7 (01:25:45):
Atlanta and get on another flight after you clean yourselves up.
Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
If you got it fuel, we didn't kill you know,
that's a lot. Yeah, well they were over Virginia, so
they Yeah, what he should have did, though, like he
should have did famous, Like people ain't nowhere where they'd
had to come in and get my ass up on
the gurdy.
Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
There's no way I'd walked off. They had to strap
me in on the gurny and put that jacket over
my face. There's no way I'm walking off here, all
this stuff running down my leg I'm gonna get strapped in.
I'm gonna have had a heart attack. Yeah, all that's
gonna I'm gonna have people who kind of feel aside
for me.
Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
We gotta go. Hey, y'all, have a great day, and
don't get on none of these planes.
Speaker 9 (01:26:26):
Sick.
Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Stay home.
Speaker 7 (01:26:34):
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