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Steve is back from the Kentucky Derby and is here to dispel the rumors.  Church Complaints is on again and this time there are some coming from the inner circle.  Family Feud wins Emmy for Outstanding Game Show.  Our POTUS gets Barack Obama Blvd. named after him in the Crenshaw District of Los Angeles.  What are the lies that men tell when they get caught looking at another woman?  Junior has a poem just for the mothers.  The Philadelphia 76ers are always good for a prank.  Just ask Zhaire Smith.  Avengers Endgame is the 2nd highest grossing worldwide film ever!  Today in Closing Remarks, Big Dog talks about letting Gods will be done and more.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all back
all suit back to back down, giving them more like
the milking buck things in its tubbles. Y'all me through
good it. Steve Hart listen to movie together for Studley,

(00:38):
I don't join join me in doing me. Honey, you

(00:58):
gotta turn you, you gotta turn to turnmown, got the turnout,

(01:44):
then turn the water the water go. Come come on
your back. Huh. I shall will a good morning everybody.
Y'all listening to the voice, come on, dig me nw

(02:08):
one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, okay,
here's one for you today. This is one that's deep
inside of me. So this one right here, I know
this one very very well. I want to talk to

(02:29):
you today about success. But I want to talk to
you about it like I usually do in terms of
a principle of it, but I want to share something
with you about it. And I was talking to my
daughter about it. I've talked about my son in law

(02:49):
about it, talked about it with all my children, and
I'm really starting to express it to them now because
I mean mine range from age thirty one down to sixteen.
So I'm talking to a wide range of people constantly,
but I want to share something with you, and this
is very, very real, and there is no way around this.

(03:10):
If you have any aspiration of being successful, if you
have any inkling that you want to change for the
better and become successful in that change, I want you
to realize, starting right now, the effort that is going
to require. And that's why I think it stops a

(03:31):
lot of people. I think a lot of people are
never told or don't understand the sheer efforts that it
takes to become successful at anything in any area of
your life. You know. I think people think that if
they do their best they can that that'll cut it. Well,

(03:51):
that's not enough. Here is the lightbulb. That's not enough.
If you think that doing your best is enough, that
I got news for you. It's not. Well, Steve, what
if you've done your best, though, and your best ain't

(04:11):
good enough? Well, let me ask you that same question.
Hold on. If you want to be successful and you've
done your best and best isn't good enough, what you through?
That's it? But Steven, was my best? No, no, no,
no no, it was the best you had at that
time in that particular day, but tomorrow add something to it.

(04:35):
You've never done everything. There is no you can't go
no more, you can't add no more. I've seen marathon
runners end up crawling across the line. I've seen triath
line people man just staggering in the street and didn't
want nobody to help him because they knew that would
disqualify him from the race. You got more? Have you

(04:59):
ever deal into your reserve tank? That's what we're talking
about now. See, all of us have a reserve tank,
you know. I you know, on my ranch, I like
to ride four wheelers. I have all terrain vehicles, and
all of them have a gas tank on it and
a gas tank and most of mine, let me see
all of them. Yeah, all of them have gas tank

(05:20):
needles on them, and it lets me know when I
get down towards eat there's a little lane that's read
that lets me know. Okay, Steve, you're in the danger zone.
Now you're riding into the lowest part of your tank.
But if I keep riding and I forget to get
some gas in there, guess what when it runs out
of gas. All of my all terrain vehicles, all of

(05:44):
them Honda Polaris, all of them. Those are the makers.
There's a button on the gas tank itself that I
can click and it says reserve. That means they know
that for the hardcore riders, they're gonna ride somewhere and
they're gonna get themselves in a situation and they're gonna

(06:06):
run out of everything. They're gonna run out of road,
they're gonna run out of gas. They've prepared because they
know for the hardcore rider, every hardcore rider needs a
reserve tank. And so there's a button that you can
click on the gas tank that clicks it into a
reserve and it'll give you about fifty miles or twenty

(06:27):
miles worth of gas in that Now, guess what in
that reserve That may be all you need to get
you the where you're going, or get you back to
safety so you can refuel. Don't tell me you've done
your best. When your best, don't cut it what you're
gonna do. See, when best is possible, then good enough

(06:51):
ain't enough. See you can flip that any kind of
weight you where you want to. But if but if
the best is possible, then good enough and it ain't enough. Man,
See that's good enough. But if the best is possible,
why would you not shoot for that? And you are
all capable of making it. You are all capable of

(07:12):
being successful if you change your mind set. But you've
got to change your mindset and realize the effort that
has to be put forth in becoming successful. You've got
to do it relentlessly, over and over and over and
over and every day. I try to do something to
progress my life for the better. I try to do

(07:35):
something every day. I wake up every day with the plan.
Some phone calls, some meetings, some some some interviews. Something
man that's going to advance and move the brand forward.
Because here's what's gonna happen. You are Let's say you
reach your goal. Let's say your goal is to make
one hundred thousand dollars. Well, I got news for you.

(07:58):
Listen to this. When you the one hundred thousand dollars,
you can't go nowhere and go on vacation and put
your hand behind your head and say I made a
hundred thousand dollars. Guess what you got to do. You
got to find a way now to maintain that one
hundred thousand, to keep it coming in. So you can't
just get there and stop and rest and whoa. It

(08:20):
is harder to maintain your success than it is to
get successful. See let's say, let me let me show
you this. Suppose it takes you five to eight years
to find a way to make fifty thousand dollars. Let's
say it takes you five to eight years to find
a way to make an extra fifty thousand dollars, and

(08:43):
you finally, through work and effort, you get to the
fifty thousand dollars more. That's that's it's only just begun
now because guess what. In order to keep the fifty
coming in, you got to duplicate what you did to
get there. And then, oh, here's what you're going to

(09:03):
have the audacity being a human being. You're gonna want
another fifty because you're a human being, because you gotta
have something else to shoot for. Now you're gonna want
another fifty. Well, now, I guess what you gotta do. Now,
Now you gotta do what you did before, plus you
gotta come up with something else. Then after that, you're
gonna have the audacity. Because you're humans, you're gonna want

(09:25):
another fifty. Says how this works? And see that that's
that that's the importance of your relationship with God, because
you're gonna constantly need it and at other point where
you're gonna be through needing it. But there ain't gonna
become a point in your life where you're gonna through.
Won't through, be through, won't nothing unless you just gave up.

(09:45):
And if you don't gave up, who wants that? Come on, y'all,
this is going to take quite a bit of effort,
and if you think it will come to you any
other way, you're sadly mistaken. Because of all the successful
people I know, I know that the effort they put
out on a daily basis is daunting, and I think
that the average person just doesn't understand the requirement of

(10:09):
time and effort that it takes to get that and
willingness to put it out. You gotta cut a lot
of monkey business out your life. All that hanging out,
all that late and all that club and all that drinking,
all it. You gotta cut a whole lot of monkey
business out to be successful. Man, if you're planning on
being successful, get up early, stay up late, work, try, think, meet, greet, smile, attract.

(10:38):
It takes a lot. Let's go but you can do it.
God is pressed to plassing out blessings all day long.
Why are you not in line for yours? I'm telling
you right now, I want everything God got for me
because what He's shown me so far. Who if he
got some more? Man on man? How good is God? Hunt?

(11:02):
Ladies and gentlemen. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm
your man, Steve Harvey. The following people I'm about to
introduce you are just as much a part of this
and I am as I am or without them, this
would not be possible with the exception of the let
me see one to the third person I'll be introducing
today comes with an asterisk next to his name due

(11:22):
to the appearance number of appearances. Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry, Hey,
good morning, Steve Kentucky Derby, Steve Hart. Are you don't
really address that? Is just amending Junior? Yeah morning? Oh okay,

(11:43):
I taste. Ladies and gentlemen. Here's one with the asterisk.
J Anthony Brown, what's up? Man? How are you doing
all right? Little tightness over there? Tune Tommy tom what
a dude, baby boy? Yeah? Yeah, okay, Julia, you're okay, yeah, yeah, okay,

(12:08):
you know you know exactly what's wrong. Let's just get
to it. You know what's wrong. You know, you know
what's all over social media? Yeah yeah, what what's all
over social media? You know what's all over social media?
What we've been getting calls about everything? Yeah? Yeah what?
First of all, you and Marge getting the voice that's fair?

(12:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, we heard that. Yeah, that's crazy, that's crazy.
First part. Tommy text me and say, hey man, what
do I say to all these people on social media
that be talking about you? Man? I'm taught. Hey man,
I told and say, hey man, we covered don't quit
wearing about them people. Them people out there, man, they
just want to have something to talk about. I don't

(12:51):
know why. Ain't nobody happy for nobody? No more? Yeah, man,
don't nobody won't see nobody make it. And let me
tell you something else. This is black Twitter, what they
call black Twitter, which is no such thing according to
Van Jones, because black people don't own Twitter, right, they
just being on it so much. They have a little

(13:13):
argument amongst themselves. They call it black Twitter. But you see,
if the people who call us aren't on black Twitter. Now,
these are just people who people we know tableau right tap,
people who read the what Sherley the tabloid. You need
a new circle of friends, okay, for real. I'm like, no,

(13:33):
well it says right here. I Seeven Marjorie. No, they
trust me. They were just together. I let me tell
you to Steve. Marjorie came in, Hey, baby, what's going?
They're fine. I was telling people all wicked. I said,
if uncle Steve and ain't Marjorie get a divoy on
take no for real? No, no, no, no, listen to me.

(13:58):
That for real. But Steve, I have to say this
too was class. That was the best clasp back ever ever.
We ain't got normal money. Well, where was you gonna
tell me? You gotta take this back, baby, We gotta
take all this stuff out, and we ain't got no money.

(14:19):
I'll tell you what. We'll play it. We'll play it
and we come back. Yeah. And I want to talk
about Kentucky because I gotta sit in our big love
to Louisville, Kentucky. It was my first one. And we
got to talk about that too, because Louisville, Kentucky set
it out. Okay, and you ran into Chris Tucker. We'll
talk about all this when we come back, coming up

(14:40):
at thirty two after the hour, right after this you're
listening to all right, Steve. So when we went to break,
we were talking about how it's all over social media,
all in the tabloids and everywhere that you and Marjorie
were getting a divorce. I don't, I don't. I don't.
You have no money. I don't get it, man, do
not get it. I don't know why people are not

(15:05):
happy for one another. I just don't get it anymore. Man,
I don't know what people want. Man? Do they not
want to see? Nobody? Make it? Where did it come from? Man?
From anywhere? The Internet is full of lies. If you
if you get your information off the internet and tabloids,
you're in trouble. Yeah, yeah, seriously. But Steve, I have

(15:28):
to say, despite all that, despite all the phone calls
we all received about your divorce and everything, you had
the best clapback ever. Oh you have the best clapback?
Can we play some of that? And it was no rehearsal. Greatness,
So it was greatness. I tell you. My son walked

(15:50):
up and we rolled Let's go true. I read that too.
You leave you leave me? I mean, I read it,
what well, so, but if you leave it, when was

(16:12):
you gonna tell me? I didn't know. I just found
out I was leaving. I just read it on line.
I read it too. Where you reading that, I don't know.
I read it somewhere. When they say we're getting a
divorce them, I don't know't see the way we're supposed
to be getting one. I was getting ready to do
it right now again. They say we broke too. We
ain't got no money. I got it. You gotta take

(16:35):
all of it backward. We got y'all gotta filter on.
This is what we can change your color? We're looking
like she and wearing I mean, we got no money.
All the money goes. That's what the That's what they said.
The holder. I gotta they just spent all of it.
I spent all of them. Did you spent the money?
They said, you spent all of you and I don't

(16:57):
tell you something else. I got to go talk to
this and tell him. We got to get the hell
out of here because we came out. Yeah, but we
got to go knock because we ain't got the money.
Because I want to tell we got we ain't got one.
We got to ride, uber girl, we got to ride. Meanwhile,

(17:25):
you're at the Kentucky Derby balling out. Now, that was
Friday night we did the video. This was sadly, probably
in the middle of the divorce. I'm not sure when
they didn't happen. We was holding heads and kissing and stuff,
but didn't I guess you said. Yeah, We was at

(17:45):
Derby the next day, and boy, let me tell you something.
We let them have Louisville, Kentucky. From the bottom of
me and my wife's heart, thank y'all. We did not
know that that was the evil event that it is.
It is absolutely spectacular in every area. So we need

(18:10):
to go next years saying, hey, man, the Derby is
like nothing I've gone to. Wow, unbelievable. Really. And and Jay,
the guy that drove you, said they drove you the
year before. Yeah, I drove Jay, Anthony Brown. You know
what's so amazing about You'd be surprised about the number

(18:32):
of black people that are down there now. They may
not go to the race, but they go to Lily,
Kentucky for that for that whole weekend. It's party is
all over, man, I do none of that. I went
to Jess bawl a mess, right, We'll see you and
your friend Chris Tucker shared a funny moment and the

(18:53):
video has gone viral. Let's let's hear that what you're
doing here at the derby there the first time girl last,
I would say the boat South brand Now for your Kentucky. Yeah,
life is great. Y'all came to the contrucky Goverment as
a pimpy bubble gum. Yeah, I'm a pastor first, you
know what I mean. Well, y'all had a good time,

(19:22):
hey man, I was. I was with Tucker to one
thirty in the morning. Wow. Yeah, man. We went to
this man's house that throws throws the somebody house. Yeah, man,
that's what I'm trying to tell you. This guy throws.
And first of all, let's stop with his house. Let's
his compoundund let me let me tell you about this dude.

(19:46):
This dude right, uh uh, Junior Bridgeman is my buddy
bridge and uh used to play for the Milwaukee Bucks
and he was he does this thing call the Trifector
Gayla that I hosted tonight before I bought out Zap
Band and Usher. Can I tell y'all something about Usher Man?

(20:08):
Usha killed it at the Trifector Gayla Usher Raymond, Usher
Raymond put on the show. Man Usher Raymond was singing
his ass off. Wow. Usher Raymond put on the show
and killed it. His opening act was Zapp hey man,

(20:29):
exactly the same that exactly Zap was the damn same man, beauty,
damn man. I mean, let me tell you something more
bounds to the hounds. They played the killed dude, I

(20:52):
did it, but let me tell you something. They had
the people up, but I got to tell you man
and Zap killer. I made who Zapp was saying the
soul one year man. But let me tell you something
that damn Usha Raymond, that damn Usha Raymond was not playing.
And then the next day was the derby. And so

(21:14):
after the derby was over, we were in the Mansion club.
Junior Bridgeman throws the gangsterists trifected Gala and let me
tell you something, man, Louisville, Kentucky. From the bottom of
my heart, y'all's answers playoffs down now, wow? All right?
Coming up next gun playoffs and Deacon dev jam are

(21:37):
here with church complaints. Right after this, you're listening to
show coming up at the top of the hour, Miss
Anne will be here with our national headlines and in
entertainment news, Steve Diana Ross says she was violated by
TSA and an airplane catches fire mid flight. We'll talk
about all that right now. It is Monday, and the

(21:59):
reverend and the deacon in the building with church complaints.
Here we go, whoa whoa Lord on this Monday. Yeah,
or Derby weekend horse horse running weekend. I want to

(22:23):
thank or Deacon Junior Bridgeman for a wonderful time down
at the Derby this weekend and his deacon Pastor Junior
Bridgeman and Deacon Charles Alexander, Yeah, for a wonderful time.

(22:43):
And of course Delorus Nil the Queen and Delorus Nil
was absolutely wonderful them is his Queen's damn miss and
Delorus and just wanted to give a thank you for
giving gonna so wonderful time. Now appreciate the offering and everything.

(23:05):
Our young deacon or deaf jam is upset. Yeah, I
was gonna bring that out. That's part of the complaints.
Fast that he is upset. We'll go ahead with this. Well,
let me start that we have one eye Deacon Junior
here that's upset that you were with another junior and
he wasn't the junior that you were with. This past

(23:26):
we again, so I don't know how you want to
address it. But he's like, he don't want to come
to church man, because I don't know how if you
knew a junior Bridgeman, I gotta I gotta tell you,
or it's a whole nother league or your junior. This

(23:47):
is grown man, junior Bridgeman, your old Coca Cola plates,
largest fast food holder, this juror on, this junior wants
you to come buy his apartment and hang out with him.
So I don't know you're gonna be able to make
it out. A huge difference from a compound at an apartment,

(24:10):
it's mine mine as lone as you on the lease,
come apartment. Yeah, it's really not your all right, Pastor,

(24:32):
let's get downing your jewlie and there's something to be said.
You shoot her, go ahead. We got to no issues
with the Derby. The church Derby minister had a fight
on Sunday. It seems like three other sisters had the

(24:53):
same hat own and no one wanted to take that aloud.
We had sister Renee Deck and sister Lot of Cutting
Hand and Sister Riba George Flowers. I had a knockdown
drag out right there in the Vestibut. I guess the
only way you could uh avoid that is next year

(25:13):
get your hats from the same place I got my hat.
Or it's one of a kind. It's called he sys
shell Headwell he s e N s h e l
out of New York, and then you can stop that.

(25:33):
It's called in social in thank y'all. He's social. No
East girl, listen e s e N s h e l. Yeah,
he's social. Yeah. I guess Balla, it might be a

(25:57):
great speller of pol Redo. Good spelling and Paul reading
is a hugly combination. All right, past the moving right alone,
we have an issue here the men who are bald
on the top but you don't have a long ponytail,

(26:17):
asking to have a ponytail demonstration. But the front lace
Ministry says, if the ponytails are gonna have they demonstration,
they're gonna want the us too. So I don't know
how to handle this hell hand situation. Serving the Lord
is not about your hell an, it's about your heart
in your mind now, because your mind is covered in

(26:41):
the skull that has had their knees help. There's no
fault of mind. Hell cut it off like me and
Deacon j Affony did oh Hell, Deacon death jam you
ain't got no help, and I got nude for you.
The other nudes are gonna be quite s boy. Deacon Junior,

(27:01):
hang on, he's go ahead to come to the club,
whether he won't do or not. Junior, as you go forward, Hello,
the back gets lighted. I said, as you go forward,

(27:27):
so you don't take me to the unless you wear
a heat I pastor. The church buckstore is selling Christian condoms.
The slogan is buy a box now you won't have
to pray later. Now the problem is, Sister Rachel Daniels.

(27:48):
I'm sorry. I didn't want I didn't run over that.
The church buckstore is selling Christian kindness. The slogan is
buy a box now you won't have to pray later.
The problem sr It's sister Rachel Daniels does not want
to put him on the shelf because she don't believe
in the Christian condoms. Well, what do she believe? I

(28:12):
don't know. What do you believe? The childbirth is conceived
when a spur meets an egg. I don't know why
she when she got foe baby daddy, so I don't
know why she against it. I'm go ahead. Well, well
maybe if we quit calling it to Christian condom, they
just call it what it is. What is it? A

(28:33):
money saved for? Yeah? Just condom sense, that's what I condom.
That's a google that. Oh yeah, you know, because it's
like the glossary in the back of a book. If
you want to troubleshoot a problem by condom. Dare you

(28:55):
got all these problems I'm here with my children could
have been aborted. Yeah, I'm sorry, man, I meet it,
So meetute Bob. I was trying to tell you I
want to sleep because I don't know who I'm on

(29:16):
meeting my dream jeth All right, Uh, we gotta get
out of here. Coming over to the top of the
hour Entertainment news and our national news update with Mithan
because he don't know who he gonna meet it. We'll
be back right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey

(29:37):
Morning Show. All right, Before we do any entertainment news,
we have to do the biggest news of all. We
got to say congratulations to our very old Steve Harvey
Steve Family Feud won the Emmy for Outstanding Game Show. Congratulations.
You know something, I don't think we've ever won it

(29:57):
for game show. Wow. And I'm so happy for Gabby Johnston,
the executive producer. Man. She's been there for so many years, man,
trying to She stayed with that show when it was
down at A one four and she's been there on
the whole ride with me for ten years. And she's

(30:18):
the absolute best producer in the game. And man, she
deserves this more than I do. Man. I just want
to give a shout out to Gabby Johnston man for
just man, that woman has been there tirelessly, man, and
she's She's the best thing that happened to me in
my television career practically, because she is the one person

(30:42):
that got me right away and allowed me to be
who I was on that show. She don't come in
there and say change nothing, you do you will, We'll
fix it in the editing room. Wow. That is big. Yeah,
but that's great news. Congratulations everyone over a Family Feud. Congratulations. Yeah,

(31:07):
all right, we're gonna move on. Yeah, we thought Jay
Anthony was bitter man, but it looks like him. Let
him ride the same color? Is my hair? Jay? All right,

(31:31):
here we go, Diana Ross, We're gonna move on. In
Entertainment news, this is a crazy story right here, Diana
Ross claimed that a TSA agent violated her at a
security checkout put checkpoint in New Orleans Airport. Diana Ross,
of course, is seventy five years old. We know that
she alleges that her agent was over the top and
made her want to cry. Diana tweeted, is not what

(31:53):
was done, what was done, but how it was done.
I am feeling violated. I still feel her hands between
my legs front and back. Uh, while saying to me
it was her job. Really mixed emotions. A t SA
spokesperson told Fox News TSA is committed to ensuring all
travelers are treat it with respect and courtesy. T SA

(32:15):
is aware of concerns presented by Diana Ross about her
screening experience at Lewis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport this morning.
Wow wow, so yeah, I mean, don't they know she's
Diana Ross. Come on, she is the boss? Okay, yeah,

(32:35):
all right Ross? Well what yeah, yeah, what is she
gonna do? I mean really want I mean, I'd want
them to do their job, but but they could have
been you know, they do go over the touch. Yeah yeah,
come on, this is Diana Ross. Get out of here

(32:56):
with that like that. You know who don't have to worry.
You don't have to worry about that day do You
don't have to worry about that. Jay? You know who
have to worry about that? You know how to see
who don't have to worry about that, Steve, you don't
have to worry about that. He went. He went to

(33:17):
the Derby private. You don't worry about nobody titching him. Man,
Please take him next year when you I'll bring him
something back. Tell me if I go, I'm gonna take him. Okay, yes, okay,
all right, listen, Steve, we got to check in with
miss Anne now for our national news. Thankies and gentlemen,

(33:38):
miss Anne Tripp, thank you very much, money congratulating Steve.
This is Anne Trip with the news. President Trump's former
personal lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, is scheduled to report
to federal prison today. Cohen's the beginner three year sentence
at the Federal Correctional Institution in Otisville, New York, New Jersey.
Senator Corey Booker says the Attorney Jenny William Barr miss

(33:59):
character the findings of the Russian medaling report by Robert
Muller and his investigative team. In fact, the Democratic presidential candidate,
says the attorney general or to quit. He is he
eroded his credibility to the point where I believe he
should resign. He has clearly misled. Congress Sandra Buckle, who
sits on the House Judiciary Committee, says that William Barr
acts more like Trump's personal lawyer rather than an independent

(34:21):
Attorney general of the United States, and the presidential candidate
appeared on CNN State of the Union. By the way,
President Trump is tweeting about all this. He says he
does not want Special Counsel Robert Muller to testify before
the House Judiciary panel. He didn't want him there. President
Trump away says he's prepared to raise tariffs on certain
Chinese products from ten to twenty five percent on Friday

(34:42):
unless more progress is made in trade negotiations, and Trump
is tweeting that his new trade hike would affect some
three hundred and twenty five billion dollars in Chinese goods
that haven't been targeted as of yet. In Texas, the
frantic search still underway for a five year old girl
whose stepfather claims he was abducted by three men who
carjacked his pickup and amber lard issued on Saturday for

(35:04):
little Malia Davis of Houston. The step father, whose name
not released, says he was knocked out and that when
he regained consciousness, he was by the side of the
road with his two year old son, but that his
stepdaughter was missing. Investigators are still trying to figure out
what caused Friday night's explosion at a silicone plant just
north of Chicago. The blast killed at least two plant employees,

(35:25):
with two others still unaccounted for and fear dead. At
this point, fire Marshall say it looks like the explosion
was an accident. No end in sight for floods in
the Midwest. There was more rain Yesterday's expected to be
continuously soggy for the rest of the week. Forecasters say
that between three and five inches of rain is expected
this week in eastern Nebraska, across northern Kansas and Wisconsin.

(35:49):
The weather folks say that both the Mississippi and Missouri
rivers and the soil around them is already saturated from
what was in historically wet winter, and authorities say that
flooding in the Midwest has already caused more than a
billion dollars that's billion, with a B dollars in damages
and claims, several lives and at the movies Avengers, Endgame
continues to break all box office records. Even if there's

(36:10):
a small chance we owe this to everyone is not
in this firm to try. Whatever it takes takes. End
Games now become only the fifth film in history that
grows two billion dollars worldwide. After only eleven days, the
three hour flicks passed the lifetime gross total for Titanic,

(36:32):
and after making an adjustment for inflation, Endgames surpassed Jaws
and Doctor Gavago. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You're listening to show. Kim Kardashian has done it again. Guys.
She scored yet another victory in her crusade for prison reform.
Check this out. Kim and her legal team helped free

(36:54):
Jeffrey Singer, who was serving a life sentence for a
low level drug offense. Kim made the announcement on Twitter,
saying he served too much time. But it gives me
so much joy to fund this life saving work. Stringer
has been behind bars for twenty two years when he
was convicted for drug possession when he was twenty five
years old because he had yeah, because he had two

(37:15):
drug priors. He got life in prison under the federal
three strikes law. And you know something that that street,
that that three strike law, because your third strike could
be for something, you know, just mine, even minor. But
you know, you can't throw people's lives away because of
three strikes. And I'm glad that something's being done about it.

(37:37):
And Van Jones is uh. I can't think of the
name of that project. No no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. The bill that him, Kim Kardashi worked hard,
the bill that got what is it, prison reform? I'm
not sure, man, what is that? I can't look it
up from me. The bill had just got passed, which

(37:58):
is allowing four thousand inmates to be released this year,
one of the twenty five thousand inmates to get shorter sentences,
and one hundred thousand women, when incarcerated pregnant can have
their baby without being chained to the bad If you
do the time. You should be able to vote when

(38:19):
you get out. Yeah, man, that don't mean you don't
know who can run the country. Vote here. We got
all the crooks is in White House, going to jail.
Thank you. You'll be able to get some of them
out next Yeah, you know what. We mentioned this story
last week a little bit, but now it is official.
A stretch of Rodeo Road in Los Angeles has been

(38:40):
named for renamed for Barack Obama. Barack Obama Boulevard. That
has a nice ring to it, doesn't it. Since I
live out here and there sing signs they're stealing as
stealing them jam. That's so crazy, It's so crazy. It

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was the ceremony that was held on Saturday in the
Crenshaw District of LA. President Barack Obama Boulevard intersects fittingly
with Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard. The boulevard will also
become known as President's Row for other streets that are
named for former Presidents Washington, Adams, and Jefferson. Congratulations, yes,
Barack Obama Boulevard. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, yeah, Adams, Washington,

(39:33):
and Jefferson, right right right. You ought to make Trump
just roll up and down, Obama up and him up. Hey, listen,
coming up at thirty four after the hour, Jay is here.
We're gonna play a little comedy roulette right after this

(39:54):
to explain it. Yeah you do. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. All right, Jay, it's time for comedy roulette. Guys, Jay,
please set it up for us. I can't do this
without explaining it because we have new listeners that are
not familiar with how this game go. I mean, new
people tuning in right now don't know what we're doing.

(40:17):
So what I'm gonna do now is explain how it work.
Take for us. Subject, put it on the wheel, spund
the wheel, webstop. We'll do it. And the reason we
can do this because Junior's a comedian, I'm a comedian,
Time is a comedian, and Steve's the King comedians watching that,
go see Junior's comedian. I mean Time's comedian, and Steve
is king comedian. All right, before he gets really mad,

(40:40):
and let's go. These are the subjects. Okay. Number One
things people say if they've been in jail a long time.
Oh yeah, that is a good one. Number Two lies
men tell when they're caught looking at another woman. Oh
I want to oh fo three, excuse this man's hey
when they're not getting a lot of secks. O. Man,

(41:02):
that's another. That's another, dude, they're good. Number four things
people say when they don't have cable Wow, Bunnett. Yeah,
that's the one I wanted. Oh it stopped all This

(41:24):
is a good one. Number two lives men tell when
they're caught looking at another woman. Let go, let me
start it off. Here you go here girl, I wasn't
looking at her. I was gonna get you a pair
of pants just like that. And I just want to
make sure up those out the one that's all. Yeah,

(41:47):
these men say he's been safe when they caught looking
at another woman. Baby looking up? Okay, who need all
they amp? Sure? Okay? Why abbs right? All her abbs showing?

(42:07):
Why come? Yeah? The only reason why I'm looking at
her because you know my cousin Rolanda that had that
just like her. Because Rolanda looked just like her. That's
why I'm staring at Hustle. I thought it was all right,

(42:30):
let's see. Why are you looking at her? Her? Ugly?
I'm looking at her? Ug Don't you ever divorce this man. Yes, yes,
things things men say when the cup looking at another woman.

(42:51):
I got a crook in my neck and every nine
and it just jerked from left to right. So that's all.
That is nothing, all right? Last, men tell when looking
at another woman. Babe, let me tell you something. I
was looking over that. I did, I would, but I

(43:11):
don't like her braids hanging off her ass like that.
I don't like ass like that. I don't see the
purpose a baby. Listen, I'm just so glad, I really am.
That's your butt is not that big, you know. I mean,

(43:35):
that's just ridiculous. Baby. You know what, baby, just look
at it. That's just ridiculous, ain't it. They have a
butt that big? That's just too funny? Okay, said you.
My wife had asked me, excuse you, why are you
looking over there at that other woman. I'm right here. Jesus,
she needs Jesus. Jesus, you better bring the Lord into

(44:07):
what had for me hard for me not to hollow,
hard for me, not too hard for me not to hollow.

(44:28):
All right, come on, see, we got to shut this
one down. Lies. Men tell when they're they're caught looking
at another woman. You know what that is the cutest
dog I have ever seen in my life. That's a dog.
I've never seen a dog. They're cute. All right, great
job as usual, guys, Time to switch gears up. Next,

(44:51):
it is the nephew with the prank phone call coming
up right after this you're listening show coming up at
the top of the hour, well about four minutes after
the hour. I'm gonna read today's strawberry letter. I got
a good subject for you today. Twenty years later, he
still wants MGP will explain what that means in the letter.

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But right now the nephew is in the building with
the prank phone called you got for us naff mister Wiggins.
Mister Wiggins, guarantee that Wiggins that right there, that's the
prank mister Higgins. Come on, Renny, Hello, Hello, Hi. My

(45:32):
name is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services. We came
out and cut your yard yesterday and we're trying to
make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. That we cut
the front the back. We also did your hedges, put
some mulch in the flybds, the weed eating in the
whole nine yards, and we also left an invoice on
your doorstep want to make sure you got that as well.
Y man, I'm going around man, look dude, without trying

(45:56):
to forget it, sir, yeah, we cut it as if
I Saiday, you were actually on our schedule and we
did everything thoroughly. Well, I'm actually just calling as a
follow up a hell I get on the schedule, sir.
Are you mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman? Hell no, man,
I'm Wiggins from fifty Man. You cut the wrong house,

(46:17):
that's nick do many. I guess you need to put
you in boards on there though, so so you you're
not mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman. Say, man, I'll just
tell you I'm gonna fit to three and I'm mister Wiggins.
You don't cut the wrong d y'all need to go
miss miss alone how to get you because you ain't cut,

(46:38):
you got the wrong No, sir, No y'all coming over
here trying to collick no money, sir, hold on just
a second, head. You're saying, we didn't know you don't
cut the wrong y'all, so I don't know schedule. I
can't tell you come over here and cut and you
go there and talking Malone, get your money. You can't ain't.
So there's no way we can charge mister Malone if

(46:59):
we haven't cut his yard. Now, let's let's just take
that cut with Malone, yordamers and him. You ain't cut
and sir, I understand this, sir, nothing want to cut
the room or you go cut the right yeah, and
get right that you ain't got you ain't getting Okay, sir,

(47:21):
I say that now, I didn't call no out of
the cut over here you go there, I haven't cut
his right and get him. Boy, you didn't get I
understand that, sir. Listen, what I want to say is, uh, well,
we'll go over and we'll take care of mister Malone's yard.
I understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand.
I understood. You say that you didn't like the services.

(47:43):
So wouldn't it be even right for you to actually
go ahead and send the invoice in along with the
check since you did like the services? Wellever did listening
like YO retarded? Because then I'll just tell you you
cut the room or want to cut the right yard
and get you money. You ain't got nothing but practice here,
you're done it. I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir,

(48:08):
I understand that, but you got the services, and you
like the services. I don't want to have to come
out there and get the money from you. We'll come on.
It's determining. Come on, it's determining. I got something. Come
on over here and get you what you said you like.
I wouldn't give them if I said the moon was green.
You cut the wrong yard. You go get your money

(48:29):
from the right one. They ain't getting you. Un you
got something, You come over here and see what you get.
So I cut the room trying to get money. Money
you ain't getting big. Now you you can go get
you from the right one. You're either writing that door,
go cut that can leave that paper over there. I'm

(48:49):
coming over there. You want to leave starts, I'm starting.
Ain't something? Come on and do and be charging me
no money? Now? Yeah, I got more heathen him. You
want to come get it. You got your yard cut,
and we deserve to get our money back. Now you
come around here, get some barnet. Now, I tell you don't.

(49:13):
And I'm gonna tell you don't make me whoop yall
behind this yard. You come you come, I will whoop
you'll behind in the front yard. That just got cut
you mammy, ain't your path and you come try to
get this money. I'm hello, you don't you? I check?

(49:34):
I got one more thing to tell you. Is you're listening?
Are you come standing now? I'm you cut the room.
I've got one more thing to tell you. Is you listening?
Mister Wickens. I'm look. This is nephew Timing from the
Steve Harding Morning Show. You just got prank? Hello? What

(50:08):
seven morning? Y'all? Look him? Your boy Gary just branked you. Man.
I'm gone let me ask you something though, Man, what

(50:28):
is the baddest radio show in the land? Man? It's
the Steve Harvard Morning What you think he wasn't he
wasn't back and down? You don't come around y'all. There
ain't got nothing to do with me. You didn't go
with you. You just cut this y'all for free potting?
You ain't that ain't got nothing to do with me. Hey,

(50:53):
I gotta thank everyone in Virginia. Beach man. I had
I put up seven cards, seven shows at the comedy
club and sold them out. They came out, showed up
with your boy. They showed up. I showed out. We
did the dog on thing. Thank you Virginia Beach, Norfolk, Virginia.
Everybody around the whey, y'all came out, showed your boy

(51:13):
mad love. We had a good time and I am
appreciative Layding. Next in the cut is texaar Candra, that's
this week, baby, that's this week, and the nephew coming
to the texar Can Convention Center. And of course Uncle Steve.
Miracles Closet. I'm gonna stop by that sadly when I
get in town. GQU fashion. These are the places where

(51:33):
you can get your tickets. Okay, Miracles Closet or GQU fashion,
that's where they're selling your tickets at. Yeah, yeah, tech y'all,
Caundra huh. Now, I'm showing these some fine establishments. But
just let me ask you a question. O body thought

(51:54):
maybe ticker tron Amazon dot com, but we do have
eventbreak dot com. But if you want to physically a
ticket in your hand, oh, they all got to be
physical tickets. You can't go up there and show nobody,
No damn email Miracles Closet or GQ fast. You're gonna

(52:17):
go buy to Miracle Closet. They probably ain't got nothing
for you. But you think I'm gonna buy something. I'm
gonna go to miracle closet, buy something. You know, just
show a little love, support what you're gonna buy. They
ain't gonna have nothing in your size, but you're gonna
do you want to? Why didn't I gonad on to
my side? Ain't that a meal stough? Yes, I'm a man.

(52:40):
Oh you're a man. Ain't no doubt about it. I'm
just talking about your sizes. Like if you was at
sea wait wait wait wait, wait where do you think
I shop it? Well, if you was at Sis, you
have to buy twenty husky twenty he has grown, man,
But I did wear Uski. I know you. Yeah who didn't? Yeah?

(53:04):
My brother h tough skins who didn't? Well? Yeah? But anyway, Texa,
Canada Nephew, come to town this Saturday night. Baby's Mother's
Day weekend. Get your tickets. I will be there laying
in the cut is Memphis, Tennessee. Chuckle's Baby. I'm there.
I am there all Memorial weekends. So tickets are on sale.
The nephew. I'm moving around in this country, man, and

(53:26):
my show getting ready to start back up, Ready to
love man, I'm trying to drop ten pounds. I got
a lot going on over here. Pounds. I gotta drop ten, man,
I got to You need to get on what Steve's on,
because Steve, I gotta get on something that camera makes
you look big. I gave it all back this weekend Up.
Next is the Strawberry Letter, guys. The subject twenty years later,

(53:48):
he still wants MGP. We'll get into it right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If
you need advice send relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more.
Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter

(54:10):
live on the air, just like we're going to read
this one right here, right now. Buckle up, hold on tight.
We got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter.
Thank you, nephew. Subject twenty years later, he still wants MGP. Well,
Dear Steve and Shirley. I'm a forty six year old
single lady, and I am ready for the next chapter

(54:33):
in my life. In nineteen ninety nine, I dated a
man off and on for a while, but finally ended
things with him when I found out he got another
woman pregnant. I moved on with my life and moved
to another state. Well. In twenty eighteen, he and I
reconnected on social media. Since we live far apart, we
texted and called each other daily. He told me he

(54:56):
was coming to town and wanted to see me. I
told him to come by the how since we were
old friends and hadn't seen each other in many years.
He came over and we had a great time catching
up in person. He later told me that he was
not just visiting. He had moved back to town and
he wanted to see me more. I had no idea
that he'd be interested in me now because I've been

(55:18):
paralyzed since two thousand and four, but that didn't matter
to him. He asked me quiet, Steve. He asked me,
if I could still do it, would you would just
let me finish? Please? He asked me if I could
still do it? Yeah, and your name is mentioned at
the bottom as well. He asked me if I could

(55:39):
yeah you yes, yes, He asked her if if I
could still do it like I used to do it.
I teased him and asked, you know what it is.
I teased him and asked, wouldn't you like to know?
So about a month ago, I showed him that I

(56:01):
could still put it on him. You see, back in
the day he called me miss good P or MGP
for short, and he said, I still hold that title
to this day. I have feelings for him, but everything
is moving so fast. We are moving in together soon,
and I want to be sure I'm doing things the

(56:22):
right way. We dated over twenty years ago, and I
already gave him a sample of MGP. So should I
put the put the ninety day rule on him when
we move in together. I don't want to get married.
I do want to get married, so I'm trying to
do things right. What do you think, Steve? She put
your letter in it. Okay, okay, okay, so you have permission?

(56:46):
All right? All right? Come on, Now, you dated this
guy back in nineteen ninety nine. You off and on.
It wasn't even a regular real relationship, really, it was
off and on, and then you finally ended things when
you found out he got another woman pregnant. All right,
Then this same guy twenty years later comes into your

(57:07):
life and you're ready to move in with him. Why
are you going to move in with this man? I mean,
why you gotta explain this? Nothing in this letter says
you need to do that. Okay, he lied to you
about so many things, and you know he actually lives
in your town. Now, first he said he was just visiting.

(57:30):
Is this really the case or was he hoping to
move in with you all the time? I just you know,
I'm going to ask you don't get played by this man.
He's probably telling you anything to get in your house.
Remember now, it's been twenty years since you've seen him.
Now you close your letter by saying you're trying to

(57:51):
do things right. Well, this isn't right. Nothing about this
is right because you've already slept with him and you
want to impose the ninety day rule on him. That
is so backwards and letting him move in with you
after twenty years of not seeing him and the reason
you broke up him with him in the first time
was with the other woman that you didn't know about

(58:13):
because of her. That's backwards too. Do not do it.
I'm sure you're gonna regret it and you won't be
able to get him out of your house once you
get him in there. Steve please, we're all okay. I
don't know how you can skip around all this other information.
You know, I don't know what part you read, but
I'm going right to where I'm stuck. Forty six year

(58:35):
old single lady, ready to move on data to man
off and on in nineteen ninety nine, but off and on,
but found out he got another woman pregnant. You moved
on with your life. He moved to another state. Well
twenty eighteen, y'all reconnected on social media. Since we live
far apart, we text and called each other data. He

(58:56):
told me he was coming to town and won't to
see me. I told him, owned by the house or
what else you gonna do? I mean, I'm through, Okay, Okay,
so he comes by the house, Okay, see, Okay, no permission,
but don't go crazy. Okay, I'm trying to come shoot,
but across that line, I'll tell you when to come back.

(59:17):
Come back? What else? We old friends and they ain't
seen each other in many years. He came over and
we had a great time catching up in person. He
later told me he wasn't just visiting. He had moved
back to town. Oh that convenient, huh. Got over there
and find out you staying by yourself. Now he ain't

(59:38):
moved back, he ain't visited. He to move back, and
he want to see you more. Now, the lady said,
I had no idea he'd be interested in me now
because I've been paralyzed since two thousand and four, fourteen,

(59:59):
so eighteen years you've been paralyzed. Now, before I go
into further, is that something I need to know about
paralyzation before I assume that means paralyzed came move That's
all I'm asking. Should well? I mean it depends on

(01:00:21):
you know what kind of that could be, like a
portion of it, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's nothing wrong.
This is not a gift. This is just about this
lady in this letter, So please don't knowbody. But she
wrote me and put into leadder. Now you didn't have
to put that in the letter, but you fail it
was important. Yeah, and that last line, what do you think, Steve?
That's right? So now Sherley didn't dance around this hill,

(01:00:46):
but she'd been paralyzed. You didn't. I just know you.
You didn't mention it. Now she's been paralyzed since, still
for fourteen years, but that didn't matter to him. He
had asked me if I could still do it like
I used to do it? Where you get that question from? Now?

(01:01:06):
I don't know what you was doing that got you
this title that he gave you fourteen years ago, but
how he's still asking that question, So now we're gonna
have to get into it when we come back. All right,
just hang on, we'll have part two of Steve's response
coming up. We've been to come back and find out

(01:01:28):
why he called her miss good P or we have
part two response coming up at twenty three after the hour.
Today's subject twenty years later, he still wants MGP. We'll
be back right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey

(01:01:49):
Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's
strawberry letter. The subject is twenty years later, he still
wants MGP. Yeah, he's still mg people. Let's just go
and get to this letter right quick. What did happened
is y'all got back together social media. He says he
still wanted you, and that surprised you that he'd be

(01:02:11):
interested in you because you've been paralyzed since two thousand
and four, But that didn't matter to him. He asked me,
if I could still do it like I used to
do it, I teased him, in ass, wouldn't you like
to know? So about a month ago I showed him
that I could still put it on him. You see,
back in the day he called me miss good P

(01:02:34):
or MGP. Mg is where we need? It's either miss
good P or most grand p you know, unless like
like if you in a mate, if you're in an
Elks club, you might be the Master grand Poopa or

(01:02:55):
something like that, or you the MVP most Valuable playoff
or maybe you had the MVP, you could have had
the most valuable Okay, we get it. Whatever it is
all your name is Margaret Gail. I don't know what

(01:03:16):
it is, but you paralyzed now. So his question was
can you still do it like you used to do
it now? I don't know what she was doing back
folded before prior to two thousand and four. I don't
know what she was doing back then, but obviously it

(01:03:38):
wasn't what I was thinking. See, I was thinking, to
get to Tyler MGP, that that has to be some
monkey flipping, got the chandelier swanging, some doe knob diving
some foot of the bed, back some assaults. Wow, some

(01:04:00):
edge you to bed your knees, a lot of bouncing.
It's just a lot of stuff go in there. When
if you were to consider someone that, where are anybody? Yeah?
But now I don't. I can't go too far because
I don't want anybody that has a situation to think

(01:04:22):
I'm making fun of him cause or not. But the
lady did write me with the pal palaze thing since
two thousand folk, But what do you think, Steve? So
I don't know how to heal what y'all doing in
that now? I don't know what's going on either. He
had never had no MGP before. It was the best

(01:04:44):
MGP he ever had. Maybe they require you to do much, Steve,
She said in the letter, I showed him that I
could still put it on him now she said that, Yeah,
she that Shelley. But now that makes me question, huh,
what was you putting on him the MGP? What do

(01:05:08):
you think? Okay? Now the only thing I can think
is is that inside the MGP what it's like a
It's like once you buy a mission to an amusement park,

(01:05:30):
Once you go into park, that's where the rides is at. See,
That's what I'm thinking. That's why you could so it
could be the most grand park, it could be Go ahead.
He's sorry, sorry for interrupting you. But him, he said,
I still hold that title to this day. That's why
I'm saying, there must be something going on inside the MP.

(01:05:54):
Yeah see see see. Maybe maybe MG stands for Madison Guarden,
you know, man, man, maybe the MG is short for
MGM where a lot of activity going and building the shows.

(01:06:15):
I'm assuming that there's a lot of stuff going on
once you get inside the show ain't outside. Maybe they
ain't got to be nothing going on. Maybe that, you know,
a lot of I don't know. If his hands, I
don't know, if it feels, I don't know what it is.
It's some If he needs some help, Steve, let me

(01:06:35):
help him. You'll go ahead, Jake. What she wants him
to do, Lord, what she would like for him to
do is roll up on her. Because she is not
a not a push around person. She is not handicapped
in this department. You understand what I'm saying. St Roll
up on me. She's not. She's not gonna let him

(01:06:57):
walk all over her. No, not hey, Jake, but paralyzing situation.
Jake to even it out. You get in the chair
and you rolled over here. Thank you, Thank you. Now
you might think this woman don't have no feeling for you,
but she do. She do. Oh, she gott a leg

(01:07:18):
up on situation. She gotta let up on the situation.
She's not gonna just be s waiting on you. Probably
probably some dude, dude. I did it with that thing, baby,
with that thing, I showed him that I could still
put it on. Yes you did, lady, and congratulations. And

(01:07:41):
so since you hadn't done that, and you gave it something,
and y'all dated over twenty years ago, and I already
gave him a sample of the MGP shit. I put
the ninety day rule on him when we move in together.
Unless you want to ask to roll right out of him.
You're probably too late for this hill to walk out
your you've been Yeah, I feel like twenty years you've

(01:08:04):
already committed. He's moving in and you want it, man,
you do want to get mad. So I'm trying to
do things right. You've already known it for twenty years,
going to see where it go. Congratulations. I don't know
how you did it, but whatever you're doing to keep
up the good work. Yeah doing it? What? Yeah? I
don't know what to let this man move in your house,

(01:08:26):
nor kill me if you won't to at nobody else
rolled up over there? All right, look hit us up
on Instagram at Steve Harvey FM with your own thoughts
on today's Strawberry Letter and please check us out on
the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Coming up next, our
resident poet Junior is in the building. He has a

(01:08:48):
special Mother's Day poem for us. Oh well, listen to
it right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, Mother's Day is coming up this weekend, this Sunday,
and uh, for that special occasion, we have our very
young Junior here with a special Mother's Day poem. You
think I don't have one shirt, well, I know you

(01:09:09):
always have a poem special occa. You don't want really
appreciate my artistry in point, but I am different and
that's what's important, you know, you get. And Mother's Day
is coming this Sunday, and I don't want the mothers
to feel left out without blessing them with this wonderful
poem that I spent a lot of time putting together.
And I would like to hear that poem. Surely if

(01:09:30):
you don't, man, I don't. I'm a mother and I
very much would like to hear it. Okay, yes, please, yeah,
thank you. Jake, Steve is okay, Oh absolutely, m he said, Okay,
come on, big, let's go. This is a poem. It's
called I've titled it and everything, and you ain't gonna

(01:09:52):
believe with the title. But the title is poems for Mom.
Damn real deep already. It took me two hours come
up with that one, but I got it for that.
You need to stop writing for I'm not gonna stop

(01:10:12):
because because you have to think about it. I thought
about some other stuff. I'm not gonna let him do it. Jay,
I'm not gonna give me. But it's called Poems for Mom,
and it's an original peace and I won't talk to
respect it as such. Okay, now here it is. It
is the first one, is it? Okay? No, it's it's
one poem, Jay got it's one poem poems for moms.

(01:10:36):
Here we are Mother's This is for you all for
Mother's Day. It's come and Sunday to all moms on
Mother's Day. I hope it is my wish you celebrate
with class. I hope you appreciate the gifts we bought,
even though you whooped our ass. Who raise a glass

(01:10:59):
to all, Oh the mom a toast is long overdude.
Now dad gets nothing on Father's Day. You know why
because we spend it all on you. Who you can
talk about my sister. I don't care you see me
not that close, but don't say a damn thing about

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my mama because I love her the most. And on
top of that, I can't. Hey, hey, listen to I
can't now. I know that. Don't rhyme. You just need
to know I ken't six feet up about my mama
to keep playing. Say something else the end you killed

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us at the end. Yeah, well we'll talk about my mama.
Say something up my mama timee. What just happened Once
you start talking about my mom? Ain't no more port.
I can't. But I felt like you said something about

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my mama. That's it. You didn't know. I can't. I
feel don't play it is right now. I just want you.
It is poems to all the moms on Mother's Day.
I hope you celebrate with class. I hope it is

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my wish you appreciate the gifts we bought, even though
you whooped our ass. Raise a glass to all the moms.
A toast is long overdue. Now dad gets nothing non
Father's Day because what we spend it all on you.
You could talk about my sister. I don't really care

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you see me not that close. But don't say a
damn thing about my mom because I love her the most.
Ain't even know our kids, I know, don't rhyme. You
need to know I ken't not playing. I'm not playing.
I'm not playing. Say something about my mama six feet

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under you go, I'm not playing. That's it. Thank you.
Kill it if you say something about my mama. Just
need y'all to know I'm not playing. The end, I
ain't really put no more work in the end. But
then you know, when I got to talk about it,
I said, you know what, key talk about my mom.
That's it. Thank you, Thank you. You don't really think

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you on your way to being a lengthton huge. You
know you know you know what lengthton and me? Did?
You know what length of me? And did and me?
Did we spoke Angelo and me? When we did, we
spoke truth. We spoke truth. Ji. Thank you, thank you, Jake.
You know why because me and my Angelo, we spoke truth. Y'all.

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Don't appreciate that. But say something about my mama though,
Did you get that at the point as the only
mother on the show today is out? Yeah, Junior, Junior,
that sucked. Okay, I hate Okay, I tell I tell you,
I tell you what. I tell you what I ain't.

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She speaks truth too. I'll tell you what. Say. That's
your last day of Mother's Day, palm. That's you won't
get another one next year, twenty twenty. You're out, twenty twenty,
no Mother's Day because you don't appreciate she ain't your mother. Yeah, okay,
that's right now. I'm so happy, cool, be happy. But

(01:14:38):
hate is real too, so that's all good. She spent
three hours putting his damn palem together and you don't
that was three hours. Shut up, Tommy. It takes fine,
It takes time. Your ass gonna get killed. It's like,
I'm not gonna say nothing about your mom. I'm gonna
talk about my uncle. Listen, man, pay him to the derby.

(01:15:00):
That's what just see right there. He don't appreciate it
because he teams it dir you know he needs me
goat with well, that's my next poem. That's my next poem. Well,
i'll tell you what. He got a year to write
the next one. Yeah, yeah, because that's my next one.
Why ain't at the derby? That's another problem, right, you
know you need me take me anywhere? Be she will

(01:15:20):
team to the derby up for real? For real? Really
he's hurt by that. Really, I don't Oh man, I
can't believe. All right, Look, coming up at the top
of the hour, we're gonna talk about some sports pranks
and highlights the NBA games all that coming up right

(01:15:43):
after this you're listening show. Despite being in the middle
of a second round playoff series, veteran Philadelphia seventy six
ers found the time to play a little prank on
rookie Zaire Smith on Saturday. Smith walked out to find
his car filled to the roof with popcorn, and his

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fellow rookie teammate Shake Milton, was recording his reaction. That's
how you do a prank. Baby. You guys saw this, right,
I didn't see it. I didn't see well, okay. In
the video, Smith did not look amused at all by
this prank. You can't tell what kind of car it is.
It's royal blue, maybe a sports car. But this is

(01:16:24):
there is popcorn all over the front seat and on
the floor. This would not be funny to me at all.
Greasy popcorn everywhere in my car? On do you guys think?
Tell me? I'm gonna ask you since you're the king
of pranks. It's a great prank, Shirley, But that's an
ass whooping. Though, that's a great prank. But that's an
ass whooping right there. We tell you that every day.

(01:16:45):
What's the difference car in your car? I ain't. I
ain't done that. And he was at the airport about
to drive off with his wife and got a popcorn? Yeah, yeah,
what's wrong? What's wrong with that? Tho? I know I'm
a team timing, but I can't. I can't understand your

(01:17:05):
logic on this one. I really wait what you say? Okay, Jay?
The popcorn is a little message. Jay. Now, if you
want to really do it, you know, you do jelly
beans or something, you know what I'm saying, or skittles
and you feel it all the way up, honey on
the front seat. All right, here's here's another athlete. Guys

(01:17:29):
that plays too much. Pro golfer Bubba Watson. You all
know who he is. He recently admitted that he sends
Tiger Woods random and annoying text messages to the point
that Tiger either changes his number or blocks him. I
love this. In an interview that Bubba did with The Loop,
he said, I send Tigers so many text messages, just

(01:17:50):
random stuff like look at this bottle of water. So
that might be why he blocks me, and Tigers always like,
can you please stop? Have you guys ever had to
block in anybody from your phone? That is a question
one I don't like about the golf. Bubba Blah Blah
is just a big guy, a regular guy who plays
golf and country boy a damn for the love of

(01:18:12):
the game and all of that. Yeah, and you're humble too, man,
But the fact he noised Tiger. But it's worrying. Look
at this walk out of time? Why do you do that? Though?
Why do you? Why do you block me? I don't.
I don't understand that. I mean I really I send

(01:18:34):
text message to him like he's he not getting my text?
And then when I called him, he like, I say, dude,
I text you ten times, He's I ain't got now
one of them? How are you not getting my text?
Are only you tall people allowed to text you? Stevens
that Shirley, you cannot pip pop team and nothing. You

(01:18:56):
can't do that. That was a good thing. That was
That was good man. That was good to tell a
little tall people out to text you. And and I'm
a little short with you for doing that. Oh oh,

(01:19:19):
look at team timing. Now look at that. No, I'm
expressing my upsetness. That's what happened. The hold up the
way a second? Surely that wasn't really that wasn't all right?

(01:19:39):
You know what I'm I'm telling all y'all. Right now
just say this, not hold on, Jake. The pranking is on.
So all y'all be ready, every last one of y'all. Man,
small minded of you said, be ready. I'm standing so
tall ready for this. I was a little, a little,
a little bit. That's my job. That is my jam,

(01:20:02):
tiny bubble. Okay, okay, I'm pranking everybody. I mean it all.
I want to say. You was off just a tiny bit, okay,
murdered the boy. I'm pranking everybody, and what I love you. No,

(01:20:26):
I do not want to short with him on that
that was very but anyway, Steve answer his text, that's
not it. Answer him okay, will not be up. And

(01:20:47):
then when he finally asked one more time, Jess a
little bit, a little bit, that's the jam. That was
a little itsy bit. See Tanny, Wheenie Yellow. I'm not
doing anything. I'm not sure what. He finally does answer

(01:21:08):
the phone. He says, what what I'm like? What a
small world you're living in? Mind? Really, I know your phone,
but it's like, I mean, sometimes you have a sometimes
you have an itsy bitsy spot to come and sit
down beside it. I'm not approved none of that. I'm

(01:21:34):
through with that. I'm being short with this, a little
too little low. It just goes. It's a small world,
after all, Yeah, that you live in Tyrion. I watched

(01:21:56):
him last night. Well it's good too. Hey Tommy, everybody,
everybody be ready, and I'm recording everyone of them. All
y'all getting frank, so you'll all us all you a

(01:22:16):
little suthing me. Can you do just do a short one? Okay?
All right, everybody be ready, Tommy. It sounds like you're
a little offended. It does take offended off did you

(01:22:41):
go see the movie. You know what, this does not
measure up to what he's used to doing really and now,
and he's upset about it. Tommy, you playing this summer? O, Tommy,
are you playing this summer? Playing? What? Literally? Let's go

(01:23:04):
to No. I just want to step aside and say
team timing all the way? Are you playing what? Yea? Literally? Yeah,
she's gonna play it. You know what I wanna don't
want to hit us no more? Okay, I tell you
better be ready for this. Boy. I'm coming at you.

(01:23:27):
More of the big Steve Harvey Morning Show coming right
up after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
Show and trending stories, guys. Avengers Endgame is now the
second highest grossing worldwide release ever Worldwide. That movie was
so good it hit the two Okay, I'm gonna tell

(01:23:51):
you it hit the two billion dollar mark in only
twelve days. Domestically, it's taken in six hundred nineteen point
seven million and uh and among the weekends three new releases,
The Intruder came in second place. Oh that's good, Michael,
A little movie. Yeah, they do eleven million. Long shot

(01:24:12):
in if I see another Negro run out in the
y with a bat after somebody breaking in the house.
I'm taking your ass outside with a bath fold. Way
is the good from Jay? Where's and when black people
start buying all these bets? I came from the black

(01:24:34):
household to be Okay, yeah, movie, it was a good money.
I haven't seen it yet. I gotta go check it out.
Intruder eleven eleven million, long Shot, ten million, ugly dolls,
eight and a half million movie Captain Marvel four point
three million. Movie Captain Marvel st along that yeah, yeah,

(01:24:58):
four point three yeah. Wow. So we got some movies
to go see. Avengers End Game. I wanted to the
hype to die down. I like the Avengers, but I
just wanted the hype to die down. I heard a
trust me on this one. Okay, don't oh, okay, don't oh.

(01:25:19):
You saw Intruders in All Black. They talked through the
whole Down movie. He said, don't watch this. Don't go
in there. Jay, you know we do. I heard I
talked to this white this white guy, he says, when
I go to movies, I find black people sitting next

(01:25:42):
to He said, because the commentary is better than the movies.
It is this lady. I was in the movie to
lady they about to have sex, because you can tell
by the music. You can get about the music they're

(01:26:03):
about to have sex. They attention, they love it, they
love it. Listen figures out. You know, everybody's real serious
about Divengers. They got the follow Its amazing, right. Somebody
came out of the theater. Yeah, of course you got
people waiting to go in. Somebody came out and yelled

(01:26:24):
what happened at the end and got They asked whooped? Well,
they have asked people not to give away ending. They
have asked people not yes, but did you did you
hear the story about the girl that shot her boyfriend?
Because he told it ended trying to tell you. But
what the people see it about the Avenger? Well, I mean,

(01:26:48):
do you remember the people that stayed in the movie
theater that was leading up to the Avengers end game.
They stayed in the movie theater three days straight watching
all of the Avengers from the first one to get
ready for Avenger's endgame state in the theater. That means
they had to sit in the seats, they had sleep. Yeah,
all of that, all of that I have I haven't

(01:27:12):
seen any Avenger movies. I know. I mean I saw
iron Man and Spider Man once. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't
seen all the Spider Man's or all the iron Man's,
but there's no way I can watch. I saw Black
Panther of course, Yeah, Black Panthers an Avengers up Man

(01:27:33):
probably watching here. We'll be back with more of the
Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to show,
all right, Steve. So when we went to break, we
were talking about how it's all over social media, all
in the tabloids and everywhere that you and Marjorie were

(01:27:54):
getting a divorce. I don't. I don't. I don't you
have no money. I don't get it, man, I do
not get it. I don't know why people are not
happy for one another. I just don't get it anymore. Man,
I don't know what people want. Man? Did they not
want to see? Nobody? Make it? Where did it come from? Man?

(01:28:14):
From anywhere? Bro? The Internet is full of lies. If
you if you get your information off the Internet and tabloids,
you're in trouble. Yeah, yeah, seriously. But Steve, I have
to say, despite all that, despite all the phone calls
we all received about your divorce, and everything. You had
the best clapback ever. Oh you have the best clapback?

(01:28:38):
Can we play some of that? And it was no
rehearsal greatness though it was greatness. I tell you. My
son walked up and we rolled, let's go. You leave it,

(01:29:01):
you leave me? I mean I read it what we so,
But if you leave it, when was you gonna tell me?
I didn't know. I just found out I was leaving.
I just read it on line. I read it too.
Were you reading that? I don't know. I read it somewhere.
When they say we're getting a divorce them, I don't know.

(01:29:23):
Seeing what we're supposed to getting one, I'm gonna getting
ready to do it right now again. They say we
broke too. We ain't got no money. I got it.
You gotta take all that back we got. Y'all gotta
filter on. This is what we can change your color
with a looking like she and wearing see. I mean,

(01:29:44):
we don't got money. All the money goes. That's what
the That's what they said the holder. I gotta spent
all of it. I spent all of it. Did you
spent the money? They said? You spent all of you?
And I'm telling something else, I got to go talk
to this pilot and tell him we got to get
the hell out of your Yeah, but we got to

(01:30:04):
go now for we got the money for we ain't
got one. We got to ride, girl, we got to ride. Meanwhile,
you're at the Kentucky Derby balling out, letting them haters

(01:30:27):
and Steve, Now, that was Friday night we did the video.
This was sad, probably in the middle of the divorce,
I'm not sure. All right. Coming up next the last
break of the day and Steve's closing remarks right after this,

(01:30:49):
you're listening to show, all right, So Steve, um, this
is our last break of the day, and you wanted
to do something special, alright, I guess I want to
say something first, and then I'm gonna let my friend
talk for a say. All right, so let's go today.
I want to have a conversation with you all about faith.

(01:31:12):
You know, I think a lot of people don't like
talking about faith because for some reason. I don't know, man,
I just think a part of it is political correctness
in our society today. I think some people don't talk
about faith because so many people are from different faiths.

(01:31:34):
But when I'm talking about faith. I'm merely talking about
the belief in the belief in God. That's all I'm
talking about. You know, for whatever your faith is, I'm
cool with everybody's faith. Man, I'm not that judgmental guy.
I'm not the guy that says, if you don't believe
what I believe, yours is off base, because that's not true.

(01:31:54):
That's just one hundred percent not true. All faiths of valid.
Every faith is valid, that is God based. All of
them are valid. You I don't care if you Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Protestant, Gentile,

(01:32:15):
jew don't. I don't care. I don't care. As long
as your faith is God based, the belief that God
is who He is, that's all that matters. I want
to talk to you about faith for a minute, from
the standpoint of what are you? What are you and
God talking about? Because man, I've learned so much about faith.

(01:32:40):
A friend of mine sent me a scripture Psalms five three,
and it's an important scripture, man, because what it did
for me was it taught me something about my faith.
Because if you're a person of faith, then you have
a relationship with God, and God has a relationship with you,
and he hears you when you cry. And it was

(01:33:04):
sort of ironic because I had started having my morning
meditation a few weeks ago. And I just can't even
tell you how it has completely changed the outcome of
my days. It hasn't stopped anything from happening, but it
has changed the way I cope with it and the

(01:33:25):
way I look forward. See, I don't worry about tomorrow anymore. Oh,
I'm making plans, but I'm not worrying about tomorrow because
I was reading something somewhere that you cannot change by worrying.
You cannot give yourself one hour of extra life from worrying.

(01:33:49):
If you worry, you can't add an hour to your life.
So if by worrying you can't even add an hour
of time to your life, which is one of the
most important things you can have as your time, why
would you worry about anything else. So in the morning,
when I'm talking to God Psalms five and three, I

(01:34:11):
always ask God in the morning to hear my voice.
When I'm praying to You, I'm asking him to hear
my voice. And after he hears my voice, then I
wait for him with an expect with an expectation that
what I cried out for will happen, no doubt, no worry.

(01:34:34):
It is going to happen now. It may not happen
that day. But since I put in my request with
that kind of faith attached to it, God's promises never
come back void. God has never told us he would
do something for us, and he didn't do it. God
didn't ever promise something to be so, and we found

(01:34:55):
out later on in what all of God's promises is true?
He don't His word don't come back void. So when
you do that, man, you put your your prayer out
there and your meditation, and you put it out there
with the faith, and you look forward expectingly. And that
has changed me. Are you discussing your future with God?

(01:35:17):
He wants us to make decisions now. He would love
to be included in the decision making process. That's the
relationship he wants with us. But when God allows you
to make a decision a plan, he wants to hear
your plan. Sometimes your plan or in line with what
he is, and sometimes he needs to make an adjustment.
So when you ask God for something, and at the

(01:35:38):
end of it you say, God, let your will be done,
then guess what I may ask for something, but always
tag with let your will be done, because if it's
not your will, then show me whatever that is. Because
his adjustment that he makes is gonna be way better
than your plan. God's adjustments, It's better than your plan.

(01:36:02):
And the cool part about it is it's when he
makes the adjustment, you're going to agree with it because
it's gonna be spot on ches right. So, Jathony Brown,
what would you like to say? So? I like to say,
please go to the hospital and check yourself out, and
I looked everybody. I need your prayers or today I

(01:36:25):
start my first chemo therapy for leukemia. And it's all
because I got checked out earlier. It's very important. I
think my announcement could help some other people. And it's
about faith. I have not changed my attitude toward God
or my attitude toward faith. I know I'm gonna beat this.

(01:36:45):
I know I'm gonna kick this in there behind. It's
not anything I'm worried about it. I have not changed
my attitude one bit at one minute, one bit. When
I older, I will let this. So I just want
to put that out there. I need your prayers. I
start today. Pray for me. Thank you, and that's all
I have to say. Come on, prayer warriors. Yeah yeah,

(01:37:08):
it's a lot of good people out there. We got
you in our prayers. Man God gonnad Man. Yeah, he's
a heeler boy, all of all things, of all of
all things. So that's that does it for us this morning,
all of y'all in no prayer, Um, we need you.
Let's go, Let's go to works. Janthy Brown your top
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