Best Of Billy & Lisa: Wedding Crashers + Cloning

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the best avilion.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Lisa in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Hey guys, good morning, Happy Saturday. Welcome into the Best
of Billya.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
Lisa in the Morning is producer Riley, and I am
going to count them down for you.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
So last weekend that Lisa.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Was actually at a wedding that had a wedding crasher.
She said it was just like the movie. Yeah, some
random guy who was just there. Give us the details that, Lisa.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
We're at this, you know, lovely club and everyone's dancing
and I look over and I see a guy sort
of standing on the dance floor and he's not in
a suit. He's in like golf clothes. Now, mind you,
this is like a golf club. So I think he
was a member, but he was like a full blown
wedding crasher. He was dancing with all the girls and

(00:43):
no one had No one wanted to go up to
him and say like, what are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, it was so weird.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
I like that nobody said anything to him, like, if
there's a wedding crasher, lead them alone.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Yeah, no, he we did.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
He just sort of was at the.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Wedding and everyone was talking like who is this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, But then like people were dancing with him.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Did he pick up a date?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I have no idea because I was kind of over
on the other side room and I just remember looking
or I'm like, what's that. That's like really weird. It
was like right out of the movie Wedding Crasher. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
On our wedding, a couple of people, because it was
at a country club, walked into the wedding. I think
they knew what they were doing, and they went to
the bar and got a drink and then they left.
They weren't dancing. That's next level because he owned it.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh yeah, no, he got a drink too, You got
like a dirty martini.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
If one of the women at the wedding gets on
the dance floor with them and starts getting flirty because
she's had a couple of drinks and the other guy
she's with, there's like you know what I mean, it
could get weird. Totally.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I had an unusual you were the wedding crash it? Well, no, okay,
I need to clear up my record.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Okay, So I was in Saint John and the Virgin Islands,
and there's a place where we used to go to
every time we go to Saint John. It's a really
nice restaurant, but it has a bar on the outskirts
of the restaurant, so.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
You know, innocently, we walked into the bar.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
I'm about to get a drink, and this guy comes
up to me and he's in a tuxedo, right, apparently
in a wedding party. And he said, oh my god,
Billy cost On from Boston, and you know, we listen
all the time.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
And this and that. He said, let me buy you
a drink.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
And I said, well, I was just going to get
a drink from me and somebody else and he.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Said, no, no, I got it, I got it.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Let me get you a drink, right, and then the
bride walks over right and full bridle, you know whatever,
with an attitude like coming at me, like saying like,
why are you here?

Speaker 5 (02:33):
This is a private event.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
This is my And I said, okay, all I know
is I walked in to get a drink at this
fellow who apparently, you know, because he's in a tuxedo,
he's in the wedding party, offered to buy me a drink,
and she wouldn't let it go, you know, she asked
me to leave the ultimate I'm not going to say
the B word, but you have no God blessed this
guy that was marrying. But she wouldn't let it go.

(02:58):
I said, no, you're understand. I come here all the time.
I just thought would stop at the bar. We didn't
know there was a wedding going on, and he offered
to get me a drink, and she would not.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Let it go.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Meanwhile, Lee's billy walked in like.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Hey, no, I didn't want bar. He came up to
me like and then I now I'm all attitude.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
I'm like, oh, like I need I need somebody to
buy me a drink.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Okay, n well here we go.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah, really, hon how about I just pay for the
whole wedding since I'm here.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
How many pictures you take? How many pictures?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
We couldn't even he wanted to get a picture.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I said no, I think and she escorted you out.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
She said you need to leave a monster.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, like you would think she would have had more
to do.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
They probably didn't last even through the rest of the weekend.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
They probably flew home.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
So remember when when he told the story and the
somebody at the wedding called into the show.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Yeah, I think it was the guy the guy called
in the show.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yes, Oh, it would have been good to get the
woman on. She said, well, yeah, you know that was
Bill right.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Hey, guys, Billy Constant you I was minding my own
business in Saint John.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
I was in shorts, for God's sake, so I wouldn't
like going to a wedding.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Didn't Did it happen twice? Once or twice? Didn't it happened.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
At the Waterfront Hotel because he used to live there.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, so I'm downstairs having a beer and there was
a wedding going on, I guess in the ballroom, and
this person kept coming out and said.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Oh my god, you know you have to come in
and say hi to the run boom.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
It'll be so cool as I'm fine because I think
I had already fallen victim in Saint John.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I don't want to happen again.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
So sure enough, I finally say, okay, can you make
sure they're by the door to the ballroom. I'll just
come up to the door and say sure enough. Somebody
calls into the show the next morning.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, Billy crashed my friend's wedding last night.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Really, you know, what if you see me in a
wedding leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Now we know why he's anti wedding.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah, it's like, really, hon.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
God, God, what is it with you and weddings?

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Man?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You hate them?

Speaker 9 (05:06):
Hey, Lisa, So I'm glad that you guys didn't throw
out the wedding crasher because I've done a wedding.

Speaker 10 (05:11):
Crasher, but like not on purpose.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I was at a country club and I was up
bar having drinks and I.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Like, this couple comes out.

Speaker 11 (05:19):
They were from the wedding, and we started talking.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
They're like, oh my god, we love you to come
in here.

Speaker 12 (05:23):
It's like so much fun.

Speaker 13 (05:24):
So I got a dinner, I got to.

Speaker 14 (05:26):
Dance, I had campaine, I was like in.

Speaker 13 (05:28):
The wedding pretty much.

Speaker 11 (05:29):
And everyone remember looking over like, who is she?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
See they served her dinner.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah that's a cool bride.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
That is cool. You know that is a cool bride.
My wedding.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, it's really hun.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, you can't. You know a lot of work goes
into that wedding. You can't mess it up. But maybe
it's a bucket list moment.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Maybe the wedding crashes was a bucket list moment. I
know it's on my bucket list. Let him out his
bucket list moment. All right, Oh he had it, Oh,
oh you had it.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
You got to follow the rules, though, Bill, there's all
kinds of rules. There's rules when it comes to wedding crash.
There's lots of them.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
We'll number one, never leave a fellow crashroom behind.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, so if you go with another crash there, I'll
leave him behind. Number six, do not sit in the
corner and so get draw us attention to you in
a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your
own terms. Okay, you listen, and.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
I wish I could go back. I think John right now,
I'm fine.

Speaker 15 (06:23):
Thirty two You don't commit to a relative in the
hampship positive kind of posts.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well, that actually happened at Billy too, at a wedding.
What remember the the deceased father. Oh okay, that wasn't
a crashing. See now, the wedding rage that you have.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Is kind of years ago. I used to hold weddings,
you know.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
So and it was time for the traditional bride dances
with dad. So and say, okay, special moment you know
we've all been waiting for. We need to have dad
come out. We've got the beautiful bride. It's time you know,
for Daddy's little girl, and come on dad, and I
kept it, come on, dad, let me go right up.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
And then the.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Body starts whispering.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Really, I need to keep away from wedding, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's not good at wedding.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, yeah, yeah, but you went to one this summer,
didn't you.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I did ULI's wedding.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Oh yeah, my niece Julie got married, okay, and there
were no issues there.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
No everything. But you know what, I went out of
my way to mind my business.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
I just sat at the table off in the distance
and just minded my business and talked to my brother.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
That's probably for the best. Yeah, you don't gimmit too
a relative in ampshepots if you have a post that's
thirty two bill you have, you gotta remember that one.

Speaker 12 (07:46):
Never walk away on a crasher and a funny jacket
rule number one hundred and fifteen.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
All right, let's get right into the number four moment
of the week. One of our topic times this week
was about wedding crashers. Because Lisa was re at a
wedding that actually got crashed by a random man that
nobody knew. She said it was just like the movie
wedding crashers. So we opened this up for topic time,
and a ton of you guys actually had your wedding crash,

(08:13):
like Katie who's on the phone.

Speaker 16 (08:15):
Oh yeah, I had wedding crashers at my wedding.

Speaker 17 (08:18):
We got married down in.

Speaker 15 (08:20):
Old favorite Connecticut favorite point endz Forna, and my mom
was had a few too many and the she was
outside smoking and she invited these people in off their
yacht and they were just in their.

Speaker 17 (08:34):
Dancing, drinking, having a good time.

Speaker 15 (08:36):
My mom thought it was like the best thing in
the world.

Speaker 16 (08:38):
They made it into our wedding album.

Speaker 17 (08:41):
And then the staff actually kicked him out because.

Speaker 13 (08:44):
It was an open bar, so.

Speaker 14 (08:46):
They were partaking, and I guess that's their job to
do that.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
But yeah, I love that your mom was smart. Yeah,
and then befriend of the yacht people.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
See, I think that's a great story. You want to
walk away from a wedding.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
With good stories?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, I go, Yeah, I got one of those
at home.

Speaker 12 (09:06):
This is.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
But something she would do to my mother in law.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Oh god, did she rip butts at your wedding? Oh yeah, yeah,
of course, so constantly going outside she.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Was ripping butts. Given out Halloween candy on Friday night. Yeah. No,
they had like three or four of them, all smoking bucks,
handing out kickcats to.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
The Let's go to Nina calling in from wayman, Nina,
you're a wedding crasher.

Speaker 12 (09:32):
I did well.

Speaker 13 (09:33):
Yes, my friend had a wedding at the Elks a
few years ago down in Alboro and the line for
her bar was so long it actually was going out
into the dance floor. We were waiting forevery there was
like one bartender.

Speaker 18 (09:48):
We were like, forget this.

Speaker 13 (09:49):
We went to the function next door, which was another wedding,
and we like snapped up to the bar and got
like around a drinks. I couldn't take it.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Was it an open bar next door?

Speaker 14 (10:01):
Totally?

Speaker 12 (10:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
And then you were all dressed up.

Speaker 13 (10:04):
Yeah, yeah, you know exactly. They caught wind of it
and they were like, get out of here, but we
already had our drink, so it was fine.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah. That's a good one. Good one. Always check the
wedding next door.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Let's go to Christine uh in Groton. You crafted a
wedding to Christine?

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 16 (10:24):
Actually it was a Gibbon Hill Grill Inn Broughton's Beautiful
Place Dinner beautiful place with a beautiful barn for weddings
right across the walkway, and my family came out from
a pretty it was the celebratory dinner there, and I
said to my mom, my eighty year old mom, Mom,
let's go crash this wedding.

Speaker 17 (10:45):
Let's go dance, and she said sure. So we went
into the We went into the wedding well. Unfortunately for them,
it was a formal wedding, so we looked completely.

Speaker 12 (10:56):
Out of place. Yeah, and we just went on the dance.

Speaker 17 (10:59):
Floor and we dance two or three dances amongst strangers.
Had a great time.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
But did they ask you to leave at some point?

Speaker 17 (11:08):
They didn't, And we stood out because we weren't formally dressed,
of course, but we just danced around the dance well
like like we belonged there.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Wow, it was great fun, all right, you lucked out,
I think. I think if it's an open bar, they
get all.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Attitude, right, But if you're a wedding crasher, you have
to own it. Like you can't just go right to
the dance fair.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Live it up. Let's go to carry Carrie. Were you
crashed or did you crash your wedding?

Speaker 10 (11:36):
I crashed a wedding with my dear friend Laura. We
were at our golf club at a private event and
there was a wedding upstairs and they were playing fabulous music.
So I looked at her and I said, let's go.

Speaker 14 (11:49):
Out and dance.

Speaker 10 (11:50):
We went out there, just like the previous caller. We
owned it. The bride came over and started dancing with us.
We admitted to her we were crashers. She loved it,
and she had her photographer to take pictures of.

Speaker 18 (12:01):
Us with her.

Speaker 12 (12:02):
Wow, And it was the best time.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
See that's a cool bride enjoying her wedding, unlike that
one down there at Saint John.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Really you got talkbacks in there, justin There was another
situation I lived. Jenny Johnson and I were doing a
gig or something. I think it was the Fairmount Boston
in Boston, one of the big hotels, and they had
a side room and they had kind of a smaller
wedding going on, and we decided to go in and
crash it.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
And we went in and started dancing on the dance floor.
So I was I was officially a crasher.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
That's three weddings you crashed, you know.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
The other two I wasn't crashing. I was a victim
of circumstance. One of hates wedding so much. You should
crash a lot of weddings. Jez got a line for Lenna.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
These are my people, the crashers, Lynn, what's.

Speaker 12 (12:49):
Up, good morning.

Speaker 19 (12:51):
I had to let you guys know that there was
an Elvis impersonator that actually.

Speaker 12 (13:00):
To crash the wedding, and it was amazing.

Speaker 19 (13:05):
We took pictures with him with my mom. Everyone was
on the dance floor with him.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
It was.

Speaker 12 (13:12):
Pretty epic.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Now he was in full dress Elvis dress, Yes he was.
Did he perform at all?

Speaker 7 (13:19):
Or yes?

Speaker 19 (13:21):
He did sing a song, which was great because I
have a picture of my mom, who has since passed,
and just looking up at him, like, oh my god,
you know it's Elvis.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Most Elvis singers are really not that good.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
It depends on what year of Elvis. Right the later year.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
You'd have to put a fatoot on, which was let's
go to Elizabeth.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Elizabeth, go ahead, what's your story?

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Hi?

Speaker 18 (13:58):
So I'm sort of like the movie. I did three
weddings and unfortunately a funeral. I didn't mean to crash
the funeral though, Oh.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Well, tell me about the funeral. You're my first funeral crasher.

Speaker 13 (14:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (14:11):
Well, so this backstory on the weddings was it was
it was sort of the same thing. I was at
a place I had a function and went over to
dance and realized that every time we had a function
there every year, that I could go over there and dance.
And I ended up, like, you know, saying hi to
the bride and the groom and they didn't mind at
all because I wasn't there for the drinks or the food.

(14:33):
So yeah, but the funeral was by accident. There were
two funerals going on in this small town that I
lived in. I was in Adam, Pennsylvania, and.

Speaker 12 (14:44):
So I got the funeral home wrong.

Speaker 18 (14:48):
So I came in and it was it was the
husband's family, so you know, I like, I, you know,
I knew I knew the woman. So I was looking
for the woman. I couldn't find her, but I was
like still roaming around.

Speaker 12 (15:03):
I was like, maybe I'm a little.

Speaker 18 (15:05):
Early, so I'm saying hello to everybody. I'm looking at
the poor guy in the in the casket and yeah,
and by accident, I crashed it and then I had
to sort of back out of it.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
Very now did you go up to the casket?

Speaker 18 (15:20):
I did, you know? And I said, you know, I'm
you know. And then when I realized, and I sort
of like whispered to, you know, one of the people
that worked there, and I said, you know, is this
some I said generally goes no, that's down the way,
you know, down that you know, down the street, and

(15:41):
I said, oh my god. I said what am I
going to do? And he said, well, you know, you
got to leave, and I said, yeah, I know that.
So I sort of just backed out and I said,
you know what, you know, you know, I'm you know,
I'm so sorry. You know you they're not not you know,
to anybody.

Speaker 12 (15:54):
Nobody knew.

Speaker 18 (15:55):
I just sort of but I definitely like smiled and
waved and you know, sort of back out of the.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Place, probably after I was saying, who is that woman?

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Yeah, you should have walked up to somebody on the
way out to say, you know, he looks good.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, did you have that thought when you look down
at the moment, looks pretty good?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Wood he's dead. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Funerals.

Speaker 7 (16:17):
Funerals are insane.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Yeah. The chicks are so horny it's not even fair.
It's like fishing with dynamite, crazy, horny grief is nature's
most powerful Afrodija.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Well Comics Come Home is later today at the TD Garden,
and Bobby Kelly is part of the lineup of Amazing comedians.
He is a good friend of the show, so we
had him call in for a little preview of what
you guys are going to get tonight. When him and
Billy get going, you never know what they are gonna say.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
This is number three.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Good morning, Bobby Kelly.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
What's up? Guys? How are you?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
We're doing fine? What are you doing right now?

Speaker 12 (16:57):
Like?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Where are you.

Speaker 12 (17:00):
Well? Because I'm in my fifties. I just got back
from my morning walk with my wife and the dog.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
It's important.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Yeah, they say, it your rage, Bobby, you gotta get
out and walk.

Speaker 12 (17:17):
How come we don't. I went from I mean sleep
until three, staying up until four, having insane nights and stories,
to waking up at six and taking a walk and
going I literally said today, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Outs nice.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Wait it gets colder, but.

Speaker 12 (17:42):
Me, it's cold, but it's nice. And then I said, oh,
that's a I literally said this morning, that's a pretty
tree about I used to say that about women.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Now you look at the trees.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Oh you know what else you'll say? Oh, look at
the neighbor painted the fence. Yeah, these little things.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Are you in the sauna or something at home? Where
are you? Your phone's cutting out? Did we lose him completely?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
He's in a dead zone?

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Hello?

Speaker 12 (18:20):
No, no, no, I'm here.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Yeah. Hell yeah, Bobby? Are you in the sauna? What
are you doing?

Speaker 12 (18:27):
No, I'm not in the sauna. What's that such a
weird thing to say? Is that what you say when
you cut out on your friends?

Speaker 5 (18:35):
I'm in the sauna.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I'm taking a steam.

Speaker 12 (18:38):
Guys, let me call you back. I'm in the sauna.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
No, my massuse is in the in the hotspit.

Speaker 12 (18:44):
Are you a massuse?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Hey, Bobby?

Speaker 12 (18:48):
Really you really took after that rich Maddie?

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Didn't you we go again? References in one more in
one hour?

Speaker 12 (18:57):
Yeah, you gotta stick it in everybody's face. Oh, my
massus comes over.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
No, I was kidding.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
I don't have a missus, at least not today. So
justin and I early this morning, we're looking at some
Bobby Kelly clips, and I mean some of them are
just hilarious. Do you remember when you went after there
was a couple sitting in the front and you thought
they were a husband.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
And wife, but it was the guy's stepsister.

Speaker 12 (19:22):
Yes, yes, yeah, that was. That was.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
Here's a problem with that. That poor girl.

Speaker 12 (19:28):
She's an amazing singer in her own right. She has, like,
you know, a lot of followers. She's like a popular singer.
Really and yeah, and I felt terrible because my fans
are just me. They're just creepy middle aged guys. They
all went to her page trying to hook up with her.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Justin play a clip from that.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I think we had your wife sister.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
Okay, you hang out with your sister?

Speaker 12 (20:02):
Oh, I got we're in Wow.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
How did you find out she is a singer?

Speaker 7 (20:11):
That is my genre?

Speaker 12 (20:12):
By the way, because I because I slid.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
To her d MS. How do you think.

Speaker 12 (20:18):
My wife is staring at me right now?

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Honey, I'm joking.

Speaker 12 (20:21):
I didn't stare in Nanny. She she hit me.

Speaker 7 (20:27):
She made me bacon this morning. She learns how to
get to my heart.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Wow, you get bacon in the morning.

Speaker 12 (20:33):
No, she's trying to kill me, Bill, She's trying to
get to my heart and get me out of the picture.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Are you in New York still?

Speaker 7 (20:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (20:41):
I moved to uh Katona I live in the same
town as Martha Stewart, but we're on.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
The same street.

Speaker 12 (20:46):
I live on the street that the people that work
at her house live on.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
No, No, I was gonna say, I know, I know
you've got, you know, stage money, but you have Martha money.

Speaker 12 (20:55):
God, she's going stage money. Did you just call me
poor in a weird No.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
I just want to know. Do you have Martha Stewart money?

Speaker 12 (21:08):
Well, I don't know, of course I don't. I have
her employees money. I live on a cul de stack
near her house.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Is that part of your morning walk? He said, Oh,
let's go buy Martha's house again.

Speaker 12 (21:19):
Oh, I tell you who lives up here.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
Leary lives up here.

Speaker 12 (21:24):
He lives five minutes away from me.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Yeah, doesn't he get a big farm.

Speaker 12 (21:29):
He's never been invited to the house. Oh really, yes,
I know we should hook up. He goes cool, made
me downtown, he met me downtown in off hours.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
It's funny you bring that up, well, Dennis Leary, of course,
the host of comics come home every year.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Hilarious guy.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Just this morning we were talking about he's got a
new movie out.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Uh, and who do we say was in it?

Speaker 6 (21:53):
At least some big actress, and Michelle Pfeiffer is in
the movie.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Does he ever ask you.

Speaker 12 (22:00):
Who's not in it?

Speaker 5 (22:01):
You're not, he's not.

Speaker 12 (22:02):
Bob Kelly's not in it, so he's never another thing.
Bob Kelly's not in Boston Blue.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
By the way, how'd that happen?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (22:10):
No, we want to go there now. Donnie Wahlberg he
shunned you.

Speaker 12 (22:14):
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, what's up, dude? I look
like your brother. I looked the way Donnie would look
if he didn't have money.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Well, has he ever asked you to be in any
of the episodes, or how about Mark Wahlberg any of
their movies?

Speaker 12 (22:30):
No, no, you just I just told you I live
on the street that the people that work at Matha's
house lives. I have stage money, as you put it.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Now, wow, this is this has turned a little sad, Bobby.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
It really always does.

Speaker 12 (22:49):
Well.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
It started with the elderly water and now you've never
been invited to one of Dennis's shows or movie.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Do you want me to call Dennis. I've got him
in my contacts.

Speaker 12 (22:59):
Yeah, you have his number.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Yeah, I can call Donnie too.

Speaker 12 (23:05):
You have Donnie's number.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Absolutely, I've got Mark's number two.

Speaker 12 (23:09):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Jimbo Wahlberg, he's my friend.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Oh, we love Jimbo.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Loved jim We just had Paul Wahlberg on the show
two days ago.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
Yeah, Jimbo's the best.

Speaker 12 (23:20):
I love Jimbo.

Speaker 7 (23:21):
He's my favorite Wallburg.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
All right, So Bobby, if I set you up with
one of the Wallburgs and we get you in one
of the movies at the TV shows, what's.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
In it for me?

Speaker 12 (23:30):
Yeah? Look, I'm not going to take a sauna with you.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
I know what you're getting at.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
No, that's what I want. I want to take a
sauna with Bobby Kelly.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
Okay, I got sign.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
On right, yeah, absolutely, and then off eventually.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Hey guys, welcome back into the Best of Billy and
Lisa in the Morning. It's producer Riley, and I am
counting down the top five moments of the week with you.
So recently, a very famous celebrity that we actually have
a connection to hus been in the news because he
cloned his dog. And you will never guess what celebrity
that is.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Tom Brady is now cloning his dog and you've got
the story with you, Lisa.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah, it's definitely a true story. So they had a
shelter dog that they adopted named Lua, and Lua died.
So before Lua died, they took a blood sample from Lua.
Now Lua is a pitbull mix, so that they could
use it later to clone Lua. So Tom Brady has

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a dog named Juni, So Juny is the clone of Lua.
And it was all made possible by a company called Colossal,
which launched in twenty twenty one. And they basically do
animal cloning, and they've just acquired Viagin, which is a
leading company in animal cloning. And here's the hook. Tom
Brady is an investor in Colossal.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
So it's a bit business decision, it appears so.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
But it's also very personal if he cloned his dog, right.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Right this I find this story to be fascinated.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, I do too. It's everywhere this morning.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Do you remember we talked about this a few years
ago that a company had genetically engineered three wolves that
resembled the extinct dire wolf species. So Viagin is that
company that did that. So now Colossal and ViaGen have merged.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Okay, so is Colossal cloning other animals besides dogs?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yes, they're the leading company and animal cloning.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
They also did celebrities such as Barbara Streisand's dogs and
Paris Hilton. So Brady's not the first celebrity whose dog
they've cloned.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
So what he did was he did his research and
saw that a couple of other well known people have
done it. It has shown some success, and now he's
got Looney.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Now the mayor of the South End. Earlier we ran
a clip he said that it costs fifty thousand dollars
ooh to do this.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I don't see that.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I don't see the price in this ourle that I'm reading,
but I'm sure it's expensive.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
I mean, I love my dark Titus. He's a good boy.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
It begs the question, Billy, you love your dog more
than anything else, would you clone Titus?

Speaker 6 (26:12):
Well, before Titus, I loved Bessie more than anything else.
My biggest argument is the same that a lot of
people this morning have, is that there are so many
dogs that need homes.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Right and you know, I.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Don't know, this is a weird one. I don't know
if I would trust it. It still seems very new.
But again, there's so many dogs that need someone, that
need a home, and they're out there waiting.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
And also kind of seems like it could be a
science fiction.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
It's a slippery slope, you know what. They start cloning
dogs and then next there you know, yeah, it comes
back your neighbor won't bet here.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Like a pet cemetery type exactly.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah, it opens up a lot of other issues.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
I mean, I'm a big fan of technology. It just
seems fast. You know, it came out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
But they did do the other celebrities as I mentioned,
So maybe Tom saw the success with them and thought
I want to try this. Oh I might as well
invest too.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
I wonder, like what the temperament is? Is the temperament
the same as the original dog? Like, let's change.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
Well, you know what, Tom Brady happens to be a
good friend of this radio program.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
He's my fourthhe Yeah, we need to ask him these questions.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
We can ask him how's it going?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, well, yeah, he needs to answer them.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
This should be a great reason I get to call
my son Chris. Yeah, that's a great reason to have
him on. And he can promote it as a new
business venture.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yes, good idea. Bill.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Oh my god, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Cloning thing is weird?

Speaker 20 (27:40):
My precious dog passed away last August, and I pretty
quickly got another rescue dog because Maddie's memory just needs
to live on.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
There was Maddie and now there's Betty.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay, yeah, it is weird. Listen. I saw the story
and I was like, this is super weird.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I don't know if I could do this or not.
But he seems to be He's had the dog for
what how long?

Speaker 15 (28:06):
Now?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Least is the clone dog?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, a few years? And the dog like markings wives,
looks exactly like Lua, the original.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
And Brady's a pretty level headed guy.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah, and he's a good businessman, so clearly he's done
his homework on this. But again there's the issue of
all the dogs that need homes right that otherwise are
going to be put down, right.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I know, But then you think about the bond between
your dog. You love the dog, You don't want your
dog to ever go to dog you heaven.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
I got to ask Michelle when I get home, my wife, Michelle,
what do you think about this?

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Because she's just crazy about Titus.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, good morning, This is soup from Boston, And I
just heard about Tom Brady cloning his dog. I mean,
I love Tom Brady.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
But I'm he's like crazy enraged.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Right now about that.

Speaker 11 (28:55):
I mean, I've had many beloved dogs, but I always
rescue and generally seniors because.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
They always get overlooked.

Speaker 11 (29:05):
Oh Tom, please in this one area, please do better.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I understand your heartbreak to do better.

Speaker 21 (29:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, that was the point you made. There are so
many dogs that need to h.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
And I like her. I understand the heartbreak. I mean
it's so hard, right.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Hey, I mean, you have that special pet that's just
so endearing to your family. I get it. But again,
you know, like.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Is my wife gonna want to clone the chickens at
my house?

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Oh my god, fifty grand to pop though them?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Oh I know she loves those chickens though, loves them.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Oh my god, that's a good thought.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Oh, think about all the other pets. Cats.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I mean, they did, dire wolves, they did.

Speaker 22 (29:50):
This is Romulus, the newly resurrected dire wolf. I hear
Lisa Donovan thinks I'm cool. I have one thing to
say say now that I'm back.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
How you doing, Lisa, Let's.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Go to Amy and Boston Online. One.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Amy, what do you think?

Speaker 12 (30:14):
No?

Speaker 14 (30:14):
Absolutely not. I work at Angel Animal medical S. Yeah,
it's part of the it's part of the MSPA, And
I say absolutely not, only because there's so many animals
that are available for love, and you're not guaranteed when

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you clone that the personality will be the same, that
you're going to have the same dog, whereas.

Speaker 12 (30:42):
When you adopt, you know what you're getting.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Yeah, and think about it.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
There was a big enough argument against you know, purchasing
a dog versus rescuing a dog, and now there's a
new argument. You know, do you clone your dog or
get And oh my god, it's getting confused.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, we're heading into strange times. Yeah, with everything going
on now, it's the.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Clone AI cloning. It's moving too fast.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And eventually humans, eventually they'll be able to clone humans.
Imagine two billies. Yeah right, all right.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Well this is the number one moment for good reason.
Tom Brady has been in the news recently because he
actually cloned his dog, and we turned this into our
topic time because.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
We wanted to hear from you guys.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
What do you think about the idea of cloning a pet.
A lot of people had mixed feelings about this. A
lot of people thought it was just too weird. Let's
start with Gina on the phone.

Speaker 23 (31:39):
Have we not learned anything from Jurassic Park? I know, right,
I mean people are you know, humans try to control
nature and there's no way of doing that correctly. And
I just think there's a lot of crazy people out there.
I mean, what's next? You know, you keep say far Man,

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but it's not going to stop there, and we kind
of know it, so I say, no, absolutely not. And
it really scares me that there's a company doing it.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah, you're to your point. It's a slippery slope, it
really is, because what's next?

Speaker 6 (32:18):
Yeah, this could be only the beginning, right, justin You
got talkbacks in there.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh yeah, lots of talkbacks. Yeah, a lot of people
want to talk about this.

Speaker 24 (32:26):
Hi Sam from Boston. I get what a lot of
people are saying. But not everyone is a fostered dog
or adopted dog person. Some people want their own dog.
So yeah, there's a lot of dogs that need homes.
Not everyone is equipped or willing to house those dogs.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Yeah, but a lot of people aren't equipped to pay
fifty thousand dollars either to clone your dogs.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
True, Yeah, fifty thousand dollars, that's what they're saying. That's
what the man of the South End said.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
In this article, it doesn't mention the rice, but I'm
sure it's very expensive obviously.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Oh my god, a guy I used to work with
had a cloned Golden retriever.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
He had a boatload of money and brought the puppy
in and we all thought that the puppy looked kind
of weird.

Speaker 20 (33:13):
But I don't know if it was just in my head,
but yeah, he said it was fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
So my question is, like, they're saying that the Tom
Brady dog looks exactly like the original Lua, but what
about the temperament, Because to the caller's end about Jurassic
Park and Drastic World, those movies, the clone dinosaurs were
like much different, the zirk like they went crazy.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
If you clone dog turns on you.

Speaker 9 (33:43):
I'm actually the complete opposite end of the spectrum when
it comes to this whole dog thing. I've never had
a dog that looked even closely similar or even the
same breed as another dog that I've had. They're also unique,
and you can never replace a dog that you blos,
So it's better to just love a brand new dog
that has its own personality and own look.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
I have to agree with her. Yeah, to a great degree.
But you know, we do have to get Tom Brady,
we do. I want to know about the temperament difference.
I do because it's been a while since he got
the new dog.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
And I want to know if he was worried about
it before he did it.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Right, it seems to be working out fine, I think, right,
we don't really know.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I have so many questions just about cloning in general,
Like do they implant this this whatever they've created into.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Well they take the blood a dog from the.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
One into a female dog for a gestation or do
they just do it? Do they just grow this dog
in a lab?

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, in a secret lab somewhere.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Oh, I didn't even think of that. Like I want
to know to watch it grow?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
No, But or do they implant this feed into a
a you know, a female dog, like in a test tube,
a little tube, right, and then it's like when you
have a baby and as it goes on, that's the size.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Of a p R.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
When do you get the first bark?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Listen, Tom, you've got my cell phone, just give me
a buzz?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah? Where on it?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
I mean, I think we should just start cloning Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Well, that's one way to look at it.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Yeah, I can start with Tom and then Jonathan Bailey
and then just start cloning everybody.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Oh yeah, Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 8 (35:31):
I'm not sure about cloning the whole dog piece, but
I'd like to know where can I donate some blood.
I own my own business, and I'd love to figure
out how to clone myself because if I can be
at two places at once, I could get a lot
of work done.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Yeah, I was telling Justin that off the air.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
The good the good thing about cloning yourself is that
you can stay home.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's true.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Let the clone do all the work.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
It'd be great for you. How many jobs do you have? Well,
honstin Battle with Billy with his TV schedule, shooting and Gallas, Well,
at least he's got the book cloned.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Someone always accuses me of having a clone. How do
you do everything?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I'm so glad that Justin brought up a pet cemetery thing.
That's all I can think of this Tom Brady cloning chaos,
Like literally, did I know that the first one was
not everybody watched it and not definitely nobody watched the
second one.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
But in the.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Second one, there's a scene where they brought back the
husky and it's just sitting in a rocking chair. Yeah,
that's all I can imagine. Like, no, I love my dogs,
but I love my dogs. I don't like their their spirit.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Clones pet Cemetery too underrated by the way she brought
that up. Okay, both of them classic American films. And yes,
that's all I thought about when I saw this story.
It was pet Cemetery, pet Cemetery.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
Imagine all the clone dogs meet at the local park,
you know, and they make all these plans to attack us.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
I don't know, man, good app bens of the clones.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Good morning.

Speaker 11 (37:02):
I just wanted to say that you, even if they
clone them, the dog's personalities are based on experience. It's
just like your kid's growing up. All the experiences that
you have make you and unless you clone the dog
and have the exact same experiences, you're not going to
have the same dog.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
True, that's very true.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah, makes sense, that's a good point. I know. We
have a cat, Jack's he's a great cat. He's an
orange kiddy.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Okay, but he's failing his job.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
You've got mice all over the house and you've got
the cat to get rid of the mice.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
We got the cat to get the kid of the
kids a pets.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
But yes, that's all spoiled.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Well, he's eating like eighteen to twenty treats.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
He doesn't have to go hunt anymore because the.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Old ladies downstairs are retired. So here's a treat. Here's
a treat.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
All day just hanging out watching soap operas like smoking.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
But exactly imagine I picked the cat up and brought
him right in front of the way the mouse was.
The mouse moved and it turned around and went back
downstairs for another Yeah, you knew the trees were downstairs.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
A smart cat.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
You know what, Jacks, you're not getting cloned.

Speaker 21 (38:05):
Sorry, I'll tell you a very quick story, but I've
had a cat in our family who lived for twelve years.
He'd had back in twenty twenty two. The day after
he died, my sister got a call that she was
approved to adopt a small black kitten. Cookie was also black.
And that goes to say, I truly believe if you

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decide to adopt another animal after your loved beloved pet dies,
they go to live on in the new pet so
I don't agree.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
It just seems a little weird.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I just think it opens the door to a lot
of other stuff that could come down the line that
would be very scary.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Yeah, it's like a I look how quickly we jumped
on AI. Now it's everywhere. Yeah, we start jumping and
embracing this is.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Going to be And I feel like, you know, everything
happens for a reason. You have this beloved pet that
you love, and that was a moment in your life,
and that's a moment in time, and sometimes it's best
to just have that moment as your forever moment and
not try and keep duplicating it because that's when problems arise.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
It's almost kind of like not letting go, right, you
don't want to let go? Yeah, that's what it kind
of is.

Speaker 24 (39:11):
Tom Brady take a page out of Belichick's playbook.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
He got a new puppy, so should you.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Thank And that puppy's name is Jordana.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Well that's it for this week's best of Billy and
Lisa in the Morning. Things for being up early with me,
it's producer Riley. If you are going to comics, come home.
I hope you have a great time. We'll leave us
a talkback on the iHeartRadio app and on Monday with
Billy and Lisa, we are giving away jingle Ball tickets
at seven ten and eight ten. College twenty five will
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(39:47):
hundred and eight thousand dollars plus those four front row tickets.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
The only way in is to win.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
But up next we have the Countdown with Billy and Justin,
so stay here and keep having fun with them