Guests & Bad Dates

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now this morning show in Boston.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's just a great start to my day on Kiss.

Speaker 4 (00:06):
One of eight Welcome and final week of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (00:11):
Can't believe it? What up? It is?

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Just in here and before we welcome in twenty twenty five,
we'll wrap things up here on the Billy and Lisa Show, Luks.
To get to this morning, we're talking first dates, bad
first dates at seven fifteen, then at nine to ten
this morning, crazy game about geography. I didn't do so well.
Stand by for that. In the meantime, let's kick it
off with some fun talking celebrity crushes, right Lisa.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
Okay, so there's a list that came out top dream
celebrity partners overall. So the number one celebrity crush that
you would want to be your husband or your mate
is the Rock.

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Oh okay, interesting, yep, okay, you can you take a
very sweet man?

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yeah, very nice count Yeah.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Number two on the guy side, Drake, Oh really okay?
All right, all right, so women, you're not going to
believe this one. Number one Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I love like a plane. I think she's kind of
a plane. She's pretty yeah, but she's not like she just.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Seems so unhappy. I don't get.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
The house I never got to right.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, she's beautiful, but I don't get.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
All of this hype around and.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
For so long.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Number two, this makes sense. Amelia Clark from Game of Thrones.
I don't know she's beautiful. She was in Last Christmas
to that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yes, okay, yes, she's very pretty.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Very pretty. But in Game of Thrones she was blonde.
In real life, she's.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Not blonde, right. And then Halle Berry was number three on.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
The she's very pretty, she's aging like fine one totally.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Here's number three on the guys list.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Jensen Eccles, Oh, okay, he's he was in uh, Supernatural
which is on which was like it was like fifteen
seasons on the c W.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's very cute, but I mean okay.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
And then Bradley Cooper made number four.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
He's only number four. He would be my number one. No, oh,
come really well tape okay, mister Brazilian wax.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Number four of the women was Mila Kunas.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Which I can say, oh, yes, she's so cute.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Well, she doesn't watch much. She got a little weird. Yeah,
she got a little weird, right.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Bill, Well, I mean she's not into washing, so that
kind of changed.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
But I think she's very beautiful and.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
I loved her and friends with benefits. So who would
you be?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Who would your crush?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Why do I have to go first?

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Then, okay, okay, you can go first. We're going first crushes.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
I mean Chad Michael Murray when I was in middle
school was the it guy. I was going to marry him.
I loved him from in Cinderella Story. One Tree Hill
for You, Friday. I still love that man. He's looking
very well as he's down in his forties.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Obviously, Nick Jonas is big for me.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Picking one, well, I can go on and on. I
have seventy five. Just pick one, Okay, one.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Chad Michael Murray was that guy for me.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
There we go. One Tree Hill, Oh my god, I
love it. Never watch that show. I don't know to
look him up, Lisa, how about yours?

Speaker 8 (03:04):
All right?

Speaker 6 (03:04):
So, I mean I have like an old school one
and he still is and I'm going to say it
and then I'm gonna sting. I've loved him since I
was like eight years old. I went to see him
in Philly when they when he was touring with the Police,
and he's still as hot as ever, even if he's
like in his early seventies now and then, my sort
of more current crush has always been Bradley Cooper, So

(03:26):
I'm glad to say that he was on this main
list that I just talked about.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
If we're going current Travante roads, Oh my god, I
love Kenny.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
He was in bird Box, he was Sandy Bullets. Oh
my god, very happy.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Wait a minute, what happened to Harry Styles? Oh yeah,
he's on the list too.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
But again, we can't. I can't, you know, say all
of that.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
I could ever had winn Sorry, I have why Well,
who's yours? Justin? Definitely not me? La Cunas.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Let me tell you I don't watch my body with
soap every day.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Oh yeah, god, what do you watch?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I watched my slits in my okay, Mila.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
My first celebrity crush as a young boy was Gwen Stefani, specifically,
with no doubt that just the girl video.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
She had.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
You know, she had the the white tank top on
with the belly shirt.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
She was infamous fort and now it's getting a little weird.

Speaker 9 (04:19):
Garage, So yeah, is she still washing herself.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I think Gwyn Washington a lot of work done on
her face. Not a big fan of that.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Looks very different now too much? What about you, Bill Well?

Speaker 9 (04:33):
If she were going to ask about the first crush,
I like Shirley Temple. I had a thing for the
longest time for Jennifer love.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Hewittt Okay, but Billy, she could be your daughter.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
I had to remind Billy about this work.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Young fellow. Who girl, Audrey Audrey.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
You know you know what it is? Weird. I think
I had a crush for a while when very young.
Marie Osmond.

Speaker 10 (05:09):
Okay, if you were to ask me today, it would
be Kate Peckin Sale Okay, although she's got she's cutting
really weird.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
He's got weird. Nobody's washing would works.

Speaker 11 (05:22):
You know.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
There's a mug shot.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Hey, I gotta give it. I gonna give a shout
out to Ashley Feldman. She's listening right now. She texted
me and said the nerve of me justin we're saying
that Gwen had so much work done after all the work.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
That so true.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
She's right, Boatoks holding up, you little bitch.

Speaker 10 (05:44):
Oh yeah, boatos boy over there got Brazilian Wax yesterday.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
And we're back with the Billy and Lisa in the morning.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
So if you're on social media in Boston, is a
good chance you know these guys, Tommy Garino and Projuto Poppy.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
They have the deli.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
They're hanging out with Mark Wahlberg and they're in that
New Duncan commercial with Matt Damon and Casey Affleck.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
You know this one going on?

Speaker 12 (06:10):
Buddy? How you doing?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
You got good news in bed news. The good news
is he shifts over the bad news and kicking your robs.
You ever been robbed before? This is what it looks like.

Speaker 12 (06:20):
I could see you, yeah, Einstein, I could see you end.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yeah. Well guess what.

Speaker 13 (06:26):
I also have a guy you got the cut to
instigate it too, huh from Bust and Shops.

Speaker 12 (06:30):
It's been a long day, guys.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
What do you want? There's a whole line behind you. Yeah,
Boston Cream and e Ladre please.

Speaker 10 (06:38):
Okay, So that's a New Duncan commercial. You heard that, Damon,
You heard Casey Affleck. You also heard the voices of
Tommy Grino and Perjuto Poppy and both are in the
studios right now.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Good to see you guys, welcome back.

Speaker 12 (06:51):
Good to see you, Billy.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
It's good to be back. It's good to be back.

Speaker 12 (06:56):
Though, right, yeah, I know, we appreciate you guys having
us on.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Just a couple of East Boston guys.

Speaker 10 (07:01):
How did you land in the Dunken spot with Matt
Damon and Casey afflick?

Speaker 12 (07:05):
You want me to tell the story?

Speaker 14 (07:07):
Long story short. Apple TV reached out to us. We
do a lot of brand work in the city on
social media, so they wanted some help promote in the
movie The Instigators in Boston, so we kind of led
the promotion. We helped host the movie premiere in front
of like two hundred plus people. So we had to
do like a five to ten minute comedy set in
front of two hundred plus people and bring out Matt,

(07:29):
Damon and Casey. So we got to meet Matt and
Casey at the movie premiere. Great guys, very uh you know,
it's it's it's crazy watching them growing up and then
meeting them. You know, they're kind of they're kind of
the same guys honestly, but you know, we did our
comedy set and they were like, hey, why don't we
have these guys jump in a commercial.

Speaker 12 (07:46):
We're doing on the Sunday. It was it was on
a Friday.

Speaker 14 (07:48):
They were shooting on a Sunday, and then one thing
led to another and Doug Lyman, the director, wanted us in,
and Apple team hit us up and was like, hey,
we have a cool opportunity if you guys want to
jump in, And that's basically how it happened.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Me get this straight.

Speaker 10 (08:00):
It was what two years ago the first time you
guys came in studio I believe.

Speaker 14 (08:04):
So, yeah, that was about two years ago now, and
you know we've been doing this. I mean I've been
doing this three years full time now going on. So
Prejudo Poppy, how long have you been doing me?

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Two years?

Speaker 11 (08:14):
Man?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah? With the post Office? Yeah almost two years ago.
Now were you born Prejudo Poppy or.

Speaker 12 (08:21):
I think you're going to legally change the name of it.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
I think I'm going to legally change it. First things First,
how do people find you on social?

Speaker 14 (08:29):
You can find me at Tommy Garino. He's Prejudo Poppy,
the Perjudo Poppy. And then we have a media company
together called Its Content.

Speaker 12 (08:37):
So you can find that on YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, anywhere.
But yeah, that's where we post all of.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Stuff and you guys have a huge following. How did
you get that? How do you come up with the
ideas you.

Speaker 14 (08:47):
Put on social I mean honestly grown up in East
Boston with my crazy Italian family, that's sure. Now I'm
still live in the Triple Decker in East Boston. My
grandmother bought it in nineteen sixty five at thirty thousand
dollars and now it's worth a lot more than that.
But my family still comes there all the time. So
that's where I got my initial inspiration. So yeah, that's
where we get a lot of it. And then like
movies and stuff growing up, like you know, I love

(09:09):
comedy movies, the Boston movies, Adam sand the movies.

Speaker 12 (09:12):
Sure, just that's really where I take most of the inspo.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I don't know if you have a well, at what
point did you guys get together?

Speaker 12 (09:18):
Summer camp? Oh yeah, I have a PI.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
A couple of guys from Easton went to summer.

Speaker 12 (09:23):
Camp police police academy.

Speaker 14 (09:27):
Danny Long, Yeah, yeah, we we basically we were like
five years old. We met in the summer camp our
parents put us in the Police would put on like
a summer camp for the kids in East Boston, so
that's where we met and then we just kind of
grew up playing little together at street hockey, and then
we went to high school together and graduated together from
East Boston High and then one thing led to another.
We just became, you know, good friends, and the social

(09:49):
media stuff brought us closer and now with you know,
two guys from Easte trying to make it big.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
But you also ended up in the Patriots documentary.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
How yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
What two years ago?

Speaker 14 (10:06):
Well, yeah, like a year and a half because they
recorded that interview with us about a year before the documentary,
and yeah, I know, it's just basically the same thing.
Someone reached out from us from the documentary team and
they were like, hey, we want to interview local Patriots
fans and you guys popped up on our radar.

Speaker 12 (10:20):
Do you want to go in?

Speaker 14 (10:20):
And that was a twenty five minute interview and they
gave me three seconds, but I was after Robert Kraft,
So yeah, I can't about that.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
I actually got cut. Wait a minute, you were cut
from it?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I was cut?

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 13 (10:34):
We both did about a half an hour each, and
but you were in like the first what ten minutes I.

Speaker 14 (10:38):
Was in the first episode, like the first ten minutes,
so everyone saw my face.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
It was a really good series.

Speaker 12 (10:43):
Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 14 (10:44):
I mean a lot of people kind of gave a
negative feedback because it was like a well a hit
piece on Belichick, which I do get.

Speaker 12 (10:49):
But uh, I think it was well put together though.

Speaker 10 (10:52):
You know, but now you're really really close friends with
Mark Wahlberg.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
I mean you're always on his private jet.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
I almost said, Bill, you've never been on the private jet.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Never.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Although I have a cool Mark Wahlberg story.

Speaker 10 (11:10):
Jenny Johnson and I are coming out with a cookbook
in the month or so, and he agreed to do
the forward for the book, so that he's such a
good guy.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
But how did your relationship with Mark Wahlberg start?

Speaker 12 (11:19):
I mean, to keep it short.

Speaker 14 (11:21):
We went to his uh Fletcher's a little tasting at
Moxie's and Seaport for almost a year ago now, and yeah,
I mean we got there. We were getting a shot
at the bar and Mak was coming up to give
a little speech in front everyone, and he kind of
gave me a double take, and he walked over and
he was like, Hey, I'm a big fan of you guys.

Speaker 12 (11:39):
I love what you do.

Speaker 14 (11:40):
So being from East Boston watching his movies growing up,
I mean that's a dream coming like I could have
just you know, if everything ended right there, my that's
all I needed shoot him. Then we kind of just
kept in touch with him and saw him a couple
other times. He was shooting a movie and he was like, Hey,
I'm coming back in May. If you guys want to
come out to my restaurant opening, you guys are more
than welcome.

Speaker 12 (12:00):
So we said we're jumping on this.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
He flew you to Los Angeles. No, no, we we paid.

Speaker 14 (12:05):
We paid for the Tec, but he did say, you know,
come to LA and then we'll fly back to Vegas.
So you know, we're like whatever that means. I don't
know if he's we we're gonna get to his jet.
He's gonna put us an economy, I don't know. Yeah,
it was just I mean we just we went and mock.
You know, we spent good time with him. He got
to know us, give us some advice, and he was like, hey,
we're gonna go to Vegas. Let's go on my plane.

(12:27):
And he brought us to his plane. We went on
the Wallburger jet and then A few weeks later, we
did it again. So we did it twice in June.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Wo to the West Coast two months ago. Now I've
been three times in.

Speaker 13 (12:39):
We always talk about it too, like when we started
first making videos, because we always we like to speak
things into existence, and like, I wonder who who we're
gonna be with on our first private jet.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
I gotta know, does he have a gym on the jet?

Speaker 12 (12:53):
He might have a couple of dumbells in the I
don't know.

Speaker 14 (12:55):
Yeah, but now he got the he got the Wallburgers
on the jet, though, I know.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
That planet's fitness.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Kiss one Away Studios. We're back with a Billy and
Lisa in the morning on Kiss Wa.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Wait, hey, guys, good morning, welcome back justin here.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
If you'll give for plans for New Year's Eve tomorrow night,
you're in luck. If you want to laugh, head to
the Chevalier Theater in Medford. Zarnagarg is going to be there.
She is hilarious. We saw her at Comics Come Home
back in November. She is Indian and she has some
really funny jokes about her family.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Anyway, she joined us to preview the show.

Speaker 15 (13:29):
So my mother calling me from India, and she's like,
is it true you make jokes about me?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Said kind of.

Speaker 15 (13:40):
And then she goes, you make money doing this sort
of and then she got really quiet, so I got nervous.
I was like, are you upset with me? Do you
want me to stop? And she said, if it makes money,
you tell people that your father law likes to do it.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Doggies time.

Speaker 12 (14:01):
That one hit that was a home run.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Janna, By the way, how is your mother in law?

Speaker 15 (14:11):
You know you can actually hear from her directly in
the comments sections of all my social media. She loves
to hang out and troll me. She loves to tell
the world what she actually thinks. Yes, we got most
of My mother in law haunts me everywhere she's in India,
but she makes her presence known everywhere.

Speaker 11 (14:30):
I go in America.

Speaker 10 (14:31):
Before we go any further, we got to tell everybody
that Zarna, one of the funniest women on the planet,
is coming to Medford, Massachusetts and doing a New Year's
Eve show at the Chevalier that's literally about six seven
blocks from this radio show.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
It's Zarna.

Speaker 15 (14:48):
Wow. Well, everybody, come on out. New Year's Eve is
about to get lit in Boston. Medford region.

Speaker 16 (14:56):
Come on out.

Speaker 15 (14:57):
We have so much fun. I do these holiday show
in New York all the time, and actually leading up
to New Year's eaves, I'm doing a show every night
in New York because these holiday shows are very popular. Families, husbands, wife, friends, colleague.

Speaker 8 (15:13):
Mistresses, you name it.

Speaker 15 (15:15):
They're all there and we troll them all. We have
a great time.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
Yeah, I don't think they're going out with mistresses on
New Year's I mean, that's kind of obviously.

Speaker 14 (15:24):
They do.

Speaker 15 (15:25):
They do. We make arrangements for everybody to make a separately.
We're a full service operation over here. Won't work, it.

Speaker 10 (15:33):
Happens, Sizarna, You've got more than a half million followers,
you have one hundred million views. How on earth did
you get that done?

Speaker 15 (15:42):
You know, what I've realized is that there's a very
robust market for hating on your mother. That if you
want to trash her, people will come out and applaud
and support.

Speaker 16 (15:55):
I have found my car.

Speaker 15 (15:57):
You know, when you live in America, you must have
a call. You can't just live, you know what I mean.
You can't just go for a walk. You got to
be like, who are you walking for?

Speaker 10 (16:09):
It's kind of weird here, isn't it in America?

Speaker 15 (16:13):
What it is? It's a new thing for US Indians.
I've lived here for thirty years, and every time I
walk down somewhere, I'm nervous somebody is gonna ask me,
what's your cause? I crashed my mother?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
And yeah, boy, if I recall it comes come home.
You had a really hard word for your mother in law.
I can't say it on the air. It started with
a C. Yeah, I got to say there to be.

Speaker 15 (16:41):
Fair, I very nicely explained.

Speaker 8 (16:43):
Why it was a fit you.

Speaker 15 (16:46):
You did because because I am a mostly clean comic.
Like I don't want to give your audience the impression
that that's all I do, because no, I'm a mostly
clean comic. I mean I can do network shows with
not a single bad word, and I do them all
the time. But sometimes the word fits, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 10 (17:05):
And in that case, I guess it apparently did. And
you are famous, and that's not easy to do, Zarnie.
You are famous for having clean comedy.

Speaker 15 (17:16):
Yes, I mean my audience is families, husband's wife, kids, teens, tweens,
grandpa's grandma. That's my audience. They all come out together
because you know, my story. All my jokes center around
that life experience, the everyday dinner table experience, what my
mom said, what my dad said. I do have three kids,

(17:38):
so there's a constant source of material God has gifted
me with. You know, my all American kids are forever
trying to find their purpose. Somebody tell them they have
to pay their rent. That's their perfect.

Speaker 10 (17:54):
So do you get back to the homeland often so
you can get more material on the family.

Speaker 15 (18:01):
I mean, I don't want to, but yes, I'll have
to if I don't go. Here's the thing. If I
don't go back to the homeland, my sister in low
gets all the credit.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Well you're doing you can't have that.

Speaker 10 (18:16):
You're doing something right. I mean, TikTok one hundred million views.
Didn't you win Kevin Hart's comedy competition?

Speaker 15 (18:23):
I did?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
I did?

Speaker 6 (18:24):
I did?

Speaker 16 (18:24):
And I yeah.

Speaker 15 (18:26):
I mean, I'm a screenwriter. I've won a top prize
in screenwriting. You know, listen, I don't want to say it,
but I just win.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
I think you said anything.

Speaker 15 (18:38):
The only thing I failed to win at is my
mother in law's heart. Twenty six years after being married
to her son. She's not sure about Liz.

Speaker 10 (18:49):
I think you have to work at it a little
bit harder on it. I'm just saying, so talk about
Comicxingham Home. I mean, that's basically Boston's comedy festival and
it's some of the funniest people on the planet, especially
in the New England area.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
And you got Dennis Larry with his band.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
Is that a lot of added pressure for you coming
in as the first time or a comics come Home.

Speaker 15 (19:11):
I don't think about it. I'm being honest. I'm like,
I'm an accidental comic. I didn't spend my life wanting
to be a comic. No Brown woman would. I mean,
we don't. We don't go out to laugh. That's just
not a thing Indian people do because we don't believe
in fun at all. Like you know, we would go
out if you had at midnight New Year's Eve, sap

(19:34):
prep class all the Indians.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Everybody gain and we're back with the Philly and Lisa
in the morning.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah, kiss, hey, guys, good morning, welcome back. Justin here.
So you have to have a bad first date experience,
I feel like we all have. This one was insane.
Women went on a first date when she showed up
to meet the guy the guy, Well, it was with
another girl on a date. She explained, I'm.

Speaker 17 (20:00):
Supposed to be on a date right now, but I
think I just watched my date go on another date.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
So I supposed to meet this guy for paddleboarding.

Speaker 17 (20:10):
We've never met or met on a dating app. And
so I show up and he said he's wearing a
blue shirt. And so I see guy wearing a blue
shirt and I'm like, okay, cool, there he is, and
he's like with another girl. And so I was like, okay,
I'm gonna like stay a little bit aways, but like
literally like twenty feet away and just like pumping out
my paddle board as he's like having a full on
conversation with this girl.

Speaker 8 (20:30):
And here they are.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, and there he was with another girl on a
paddle board.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
So we deble booked himself.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Well this later on, she showed some screenshots where he's
trying to say that he thought that the other girl
was her, but oh, how could that happen? Right, he
knows her name, would you have.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
The same name?

Speaker 10 (20:46):
And he would have had to say something like oh,
nice to finally meet you in person.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Exactly. It's just weird.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
So yeah, I mean I think he just showed up
and found someone he liked better.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Wow, what a dog.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
It's really that's really sucked. But I'm sure it's really
common too. Into in today's world.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
Yeah, it's gotten even crazier, but first dates have always
been potentially.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
My wife was a server at a at a restaurant,
kind of a high end restaurant, and she had this
couple on a first date one time and you know,
they had their meal and everything kind of finished eating,
had deserted all that, and before the check came, the
guy got up to go to the bathroom and he
left her.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah that's someone he left her and.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
The check and the check. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
So my wife kept coming back over to the table
like is he going to come back? And she said, oh, yeah,
he's coming. And then you know, after the third time,
she was like, I don't think he's coming back, and
she started crying, and you know, they camped the check
and everything. Oh that's good, but the guy just came.
He ate a full meals, dessert, everything and just got
up and left.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Guys are dogs.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
First eight years ago where he kept snapchatting everything and
it was so weird, like this is our first date
and he's like taking pictures of me and like posting
it on Snapchat.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
And I was like, bro, why do you go delete that?
What are you doing? Like this is so and who knows?

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Which is like not really like I mean, I was
like I was like in college, maybe you're like my
early twenties.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
But yeah, like literally, hold on, I have a question.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
So Whinnie before she was in a relationship. Now we
had a dating expert break down her tender profile and
kind of critique because she wasn't having any luck with guys.
And remember the big thing that he found was on
her profile it said like her name, and then the
next thing it said, I do not have Snapchat.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
Well no, because snapchat no, because grown men think that
snapchat is a proper form of communication and that is
not true at all, Like because first of all, everything races,
So it's like, are you cheating on somebody? Why can't
you have anything like saved or.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Whatever suspicious suspicious as a social media app.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
So if you want to like have a real connection
with someone and get to know them, call me FaceTime.
He texts me, take me out, like, spend time with me.
You're I'm not going to snap you back and forth
like we're in high school.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah, my kids have Snapchat.

Speaker 8 (22:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Snapchat is so juvenile. Like I have the app. I
never use it. It's more just it keeps pictures I
have on there. That like they have all your pictures
on there.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Hold that thought for a sec.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, Lisa, Yeah what Snapchat?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Now it's topic time with a Billy and Lisa in
the morning.

Speaker 10 (23:16):
So earlier, we're talking about the worst first dates ever.
And we had a doozy this woman who went on
a dating app was supposed to hook up with this
guy and go paddle boarding. She showed up with her
blow up paddle board and the guy was on his
paddle board with some other woman.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Uh So that's the topic.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
And feel free to call us six one seven nine
three one, or they can do a talkback justin how.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
They do it.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, you gotta be streaming us on the iHeart app,
which is free to download, and you do so, it's
at the red microphone that it's called a talkback.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Worst first Dates. Let's go to Stacy first. Good morning, Stacy,
where are you calling from?

Speaker 8 (23:53):
Good morning, calling from.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Beverly, beautiful, Beverly. Okay, give it to us.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
Stacy, all right, So a couple of years ago, I
went on a date with a guy in line to Lolita,
which is a really nice restaurant, a little bit pricey,
so you know, I was expecting, hopefully he's gonna pay.
He invited me out to dinner, but I was a
little bit late because I drove around for literally thirty
minutes looking for parking. It was terrible. There was no parking.

(24:18):
So I walked in about ten minutes late. I'm like,
I'm so sorry, but.

Speaker 15 (24:21):
I'm a couple minutes late.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
He's like, well, it's okay, I'm already four drinks in.
I was like, what, I was only com So that
was the first thing that was only the top of
a tip in the nail, so that I was like wow.
So he was pretty he was pretty tipsy already. I
was like, oh my god, this guy. And so I said, okay, what, like,
let's look at the knees. He's like, oh, I already
ate dinner. I didn't. I don't want to get anything.
I was like, what, who invites theone at five o'clock

(24:44):
for dinner. I was like okay, So I said, let's
get appetizers and we'll share, and he's like yeah, yeah,
that sounds good, and so I said, okay, I pick
one and you pick one.

Speaker 16 (24:52):
So he picked out.

Speaker 8 (24:53):
Lobster GUACAMOI that was like thirty dollars, and I picked
out something, you know, and so we get we're eat
our foo food. It was not going well. He just
talked about how successfully is in his business. The whole
time just went on and on, and then I went
to the bathroom and I came back and we were
in the lounge area and he was sitting on my
side of the couch like with his arm out, so

(25:15):
it was really awkward. I was like, oh, so he's
trying to snuggle me while I was like eating blackamoli.
And then the waitress comes over the bill and he
points right at me and goes, oh, I didn't really
eat anything you can give back to her.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Oh my god like that.

Speaker 18 (25:30):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
I was like, why don't we just split it? And
he's like, well, I didn't really, I just nibbled. I
was like, oh my god. So me as like a
grand student working part time, paid like sixty dollars for
appetizers while he just you know. And then at the end,
I said, okay, it was nice meeting you. And before
I didn't even see anything. He leaned in and just
so quick like kiss me right on the lips. And
I was like, oh my god, I wanted to like

(25:51):
wipe it off. It was it's so crazy, it's just
so skeezy. I was like, Wow, that was a waste
of my time. So I actually loved telling that story
on first dates because it kind of breaks the ice.
I'm like, so if you're not as bad as that guy,
will have a great time.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
Wow, that's a bad date right there. And what a
loser that guy.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
And that's another whole topic that's splitting the bill. We
have someone else on the phone with the same that
had the same problem. That's a separate topic, but that
can be roped in with this one. Oh yeah, that's
bad first date, Ashley. Where are you calling from?

Speaker 16 (26:24):
I live in Salem, New Hampshire.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Oh beautiful Salem, New Hampshire.

Speaker 10 (26:28):
You must be You're probably Justin's neighbor and you didn't
even know it.

Speaker 16 (26:34):
So yeah, so I had a bad first date. I
had a guy tell me when we got to the
restaurant that I should just be grateful he picked me
up and everything I ordered. He basically was like, I
can make a healthy version of this and make a
healthy version of that, and then at the end basically
just told me that I should put the bill with
him because I ate more than him two type of things.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
I was like, oh, okay, oh my god, this happens
a lot terrible.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Just like guys.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
And it's more than cheap. It's worse than that.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
He's watching what you're eating and taking and like making
a list.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
God, it's terrible.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Okay, we got more coming in. Let's go to and
next and what's your story?

Speaker 18 (27:19):
Hey, how are you guys?

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Good?

Speaker 12 (27:21):
Go ahead?

Speaker 18 (27:21):
And so I had met this guy online. It was
close to my birthday. We were talking for maybe two
or three days, and he said to me, can I
take you out for your birthday? And I was like sure.
So I go to meet him at his place. And

(27:44):
I have to preface this.

Speaker 14 (27:45):
With he.

Speaker 18 (27:50):
Was a former marine. And I have a daughter who's
in the Air Force, and my daughter used to tell
me all the time, do not date a marine. And
when I told her about this guys, she's like, mom,
I'm telling you.

Speaker 11 (28:01):
So I was like.

Speaker 18 (28:02):
Whatever, whatever. So we get together and he's like, where
do you want to go to dinner? And I was like, no,
you pick, and he's like, well, it's your birthday. And
I'm thinking, no, I want to see how romantic you are.
I want you to pick. So he thought about it
for a minute and then he was like, Okay, I
know where we're going. So he takes us to this
restaurant that I haven't been to in eons and I

(28:24):
was like, oh, I haven't been here forever and he
was like, yeah, I got married here his dinner on
my birthday where you got married. Yeah, whatever, We'll let
him drop that our table wasn't ready yet. He was

(28:47):
complaining about the wait staff, and he was complaining about
the other people that were sitting there because they were just,
you know, sipping on their beverages waiting to leave. And
he's complaining about that, and I'm thinking to myself, I
wanted to say to him, dude, this is where you
go to the bar, get us both a drink, and
we sit and talk to get to know each other.
So then, okay, is this take it to get any worse?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Because like, what else happened? Anything good?

Speaker 18 (29:14):
Well, So then I take a look at the menu
and I'm always looking at when I go on a
first date, and I don't know someone, I look for
the cheapest item on the menu, and if I like it,
that's what I eat. So that's what I did with
this guy too, and he gets the bill and he's
complaining about how expensive it is.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Oh God, red flag.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
You just get worse and worse. It's like what not
to do on a date.

Speaker 19 (29:45):
I've said about four and a half years ago, I
went on a first date at Marina Bay and I
went to the bathroom and just like laid toilet paper
down on the seat so I didn't catch hepatitis. And
then when I came out, I guess some of the
toilet paper like got stuck in the back of my
tem came.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Out like a tail.

Speaker 19 (30:01):
So my date was like, you have Kayla paper. So
it's pretty embarrassing. But the exciting thing is we're getting
married a week Confederate.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Oh see, that's the funny story. They'll never forget that.
I love that.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Some really good ones.

Speaker 12 (30:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
You want to talk back, You want a phone call?
We can go anywhere you want. Yeah, you can, l
let's go to Rachel. Rachel, you're up next to give
us a good one. Come on, Rachel, Hi, how's it
going good go.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
So this song's kind of quick.

Speaker 16 (30:32):
I met up with this guy from me the Bumble
or Tender, one of the two, and I was like, Oh,
we can go to Apex and just hang.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Out or whatever I did and really explain to him
what it was. So I get there a little earlier
and I'm waiting for him.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
I finally see him arrive.

Speaker 16 (30:45):
We got out of the car and he looked at
the place and he's like, a PEX, what is this?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
You want to play games already? And he just got
in his car and last.

Speaker 10 (30:52):
Oh wow, that's funny, really crazy out there.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Let's go to Klea. Go ahead, you're up next, Kayla.

Speaker 20 (31:02):
Hi, I also have a quick one. So I had
just graduated that school and I was an intern uh
so new doctor and I was on Bumble and I
went on a date with this guy and it came
up through the course of the date that I was
an intern, and he asked me if I could get
him adderall.

Speaker 10 (31:18):
Oh, going on dates, drug seeking.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Ali, Let's get Ali and Ali go ahead, go hurry.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
So I went to Davis Square at Foundry. They have
the best grilled cheese and tomato soup. And this guy
literally he was eating the soup, and he said, you know,
I really need some more spoons, because he had just
moved there. He licks the spoon to clean it, and
then he put it in his pocket and he literally.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Stole the spoons.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
I know somebody that does that.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
Salt shakers, why, yeah, I mean, like sometimes they have
cool dishes, you know, like the little like dipping dishes
and stuff.

Speaker 14 (32:08):
You kill them.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
I mean, well, you don't give me, and you don't
give me the little like thing to go, and I
want the honey mustard.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I got to transport it somehow.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
That's your fault, waitress. Bring over the little to go thing.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I won't have to take it.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
I don't know. And why do I know?

Speaker 10 (32:25):
Whennie's just scratching the surface with the story she has,
want to go, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
We'll go to Bobby, last one, last call ie through Bobby.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
You're up next.

Speaker 11 (32:33):
Hurry, i'p go, hey, quick, quick quick. A couple of
weeks ago, I went on a date and the girl
says to me, what did you order? I said soup?
And she said, who is soup in the summer? I
went out the back I walked out the back door
through the kitchen and never went back A week later,
I see her at Fenway Park. She's with she's with
her sister. I don't know who the girl was actually,

(32:54):
and I said, who eats hot dogs in a hallway