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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Now this morning show in Boston.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's just a great
start to my day on Kiss one away.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh hey, everybody, welcome in. Happy Friday. It's the big
Friday show, the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. And at
least it's going to be a little warmer this weeking.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
You know what, it's better. It's not great, but it's better.
We'll get into the thirties today. But it's still gonna
be breezy out there with a lot of suns up.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Okay, so we'll get the sun and the weekend. What's
the deal on this snow tomorrow? Now, it's not a
big deal. Maybe an inch or.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
So, an inch maybe two depending on where you are.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
But and then sunny again on Sunday. Yeah, so not bad,
not bad. So last night, as I do every night,
and when you can appreciate this with Coda, who was
in here visiting yesterday, the Billy and Lisa Morning Show.
The door is always open to the Billy. Come welcome in, everybody.
Waffles are on the griddle. We're ready to go. So
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I take Titus out for his walk last night, and
I came face to face with a coyote. No, not
the first time. When Bessie was still alive, although barely
walking at that time. God rest her soul our previous pit.
I was confronted at the park by a coyote. I
kicked him in the face.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I do you remember that.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
I don't know what came over me. The proudest moment
of Bill's life.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, because Bessie, you know, the poor girl getting around,
She couldn't outrun a coyote. She couldn't fight the coyote anyway,
came face to face, and I smartly never let Titus
know the coyote was there, so I immediately changed directions
and went the other way before he noticed the coyote.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Did the coyote do anything?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, I just froze right there, and I'm like, oh no,
this is all I need. I already have an achilles injury.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And Tys is a little kookie.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, Titus would have went outote your shoulder, your shoulder,
and then would have pulled my shoulder completely off my body.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Lisa, imagine if he heard his shoulder again today would
have been awful.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Well, here's the deal on the shoulders. They're always hurt.
They're not to get any better until I have search.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Which I won't have audio.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Like you the first time you hear your shoulder when
you were like, oh, that was the very first.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Shoulder is at the Children's Museum, kids.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
And that was the first time. That was ten years
ago and longer, longer and ever since.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well, at the Children's Museum they have this hard plastic
it's like a light up floor with the lights jumping
around through the glass. So you're supposed to chase the lights.
And you know, I'm playing with a bunch of kids,
and where is it?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That just sounds awful?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Right? Great? Wait, where is.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The video where I want to know?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It lives somewhere.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
So when he then listened to this, So that was
years ago, and then a year or two ago, Billy
had an event for his TV show where he was
going to skate with the Bruins, and so he said
to me, I don't know if I should my shoulder.
I said, don't do it. He did it and he
fell and hurt your shoulder. Again.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, that video lives, but I've told everybody involved with
the TV show it never gets released. Oh come on,
here's what happened. So I'm out. We're doing a commercial
for Bauer and they had a new lifestyle skate. It
wasn't made for hockey. It's just you know, you go
in circles like at the Frog Bond with these things,
and they weren't sharpened or the blades weren't shaped right.
And I We'll just, you know, put the skates on
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and I'll stand at the boards with a couple of
the Bruins while we're doing the commercial. So I get
out on the ice and I'm like, hey, you know,
I feel pretty good. I think I still have it.
I'm passing the buck around with the ruins, were setting
up plays and taking shots, and all of a sudden,
the blade caught an edge. I went up in the
air about four feet and landed directly on my left shoulder.
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I mean I had no gear on, not even a helmet,
so luckily I didn't smash my head on that space.
But that, yeah, that shoulder. Still I still do PTE
every single day on that shoulder.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I love videos of people falling.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh justin You're not allowed to contact the people over
at any playbook looking for the videos there.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
In an incident with Tory Krug too.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh no, Joe Thornton Joe Thornton. No, we did you
remember We did a live Maddy in the Morning show
lease at an MDC rink one morning, and all the
winners came and everything, and they decided to put me
in the goal with Joe Thornton shooting.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay, all right, I might be mistaken on that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
All right, folks, listen, welcome to the new Bruins facility.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
This is very cool.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
We've got Tory krue a Tory what God, And it's great.
Everybody's gonna have a chance to skate around with Jo.
Stop Tory stops shooting. Okay, I don't even remember that.
But the Joe Thornton thing. You remember Joe Thornton and
then he was traded. He was one of the biggest
stars in the NHL for a while. So now they say, yeah, Billy,
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why don't you get in net. Now I'm in net
with no equipment, okay, just holding a regular hockey stick.
And Thornton is out there picture of the distance of
a face off circle, so he's about ten fifteen feet away.
And when I tell you this was a joke, it
was supposed to be, you know, just push the puck
at me. A couple of times, I'll kick one out.
He took a slap shot from like twenty twenty five
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feet out and you were there, weren't you think?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Guy's there?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It went right off my kneecap, no, no pads, no gear. God,
I hit the ice like a rock right and right away.
I'm thinking, oh my god, I'm gonna lose the leg
because it's Joe Thornton's slap shot. And interestingly, I never
got injured at all. That'sire must have hit luckily, must
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have hit the pad right between the two bones. On
the New York I don't even know what I'm talking about.
I got heard on the dance floor with kids. Oh
my god, that clip.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Billy falling.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
I'm literally crying.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You need to play that again, please just one more
time for me?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Right kids? Where is it? Find the ball?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Oh oh, I need the videos. Don't less send me
the video. I'll text you geez.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
It was like almost twenty years ago.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Now you want the video of the children's museum or
do you want the video of me breaking my shoulders?
Both of all of them, both of them.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, it's the same bit.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, I need you falling? Oh well, last.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Night you know you have heded a major crisis with
this coyote. Would have saw the coyote now, it could
have been really bad.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh, he would have pulled you down.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I would still be lying on the ground now, chewed
apart by a coyote.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yes, least, remember you came face to face with a coyote.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
I do.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Okay, get the hell away from us, seriously, get the
helloway from us.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh you were very calm. Anyway, It's Friday morning on
the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. You know what. Welcome in.
Come on, everybody. The door's always open. We're coming up
on entertainment. Don't forgetting. About a half hour from now,
we'll get another shot at the free car from McGovern Kia.
And don't forget, we're gonna have tickets to the best
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Speaker 1 (07:15):
O eight Studios.
Speaker 9 (07:16):
Bo.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
We're back with a Billy and Lisa in the morning
on Kiss.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, and it's the big Friday show, The Billy and
Lisa Morning Show. Justin give me at least one talk
pack one of them, please, Okay, real.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Quick, Okay, guys, all I've done is last this show
this morning, and Lisa being polite even to a ca
I mean, you were firm, but you were very very
polite to the coyote. Lisa, firm but polite, firm but polite.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Now the entertainment update with a Billy gotso.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
All right, let's start with the latest on the California fires.
The death toll is at ten now and expected to
climb me even more. There's a new fire to talk
about this morning in the Calabasas area. People are being
told to evacuate. More than one hundred and fifty thousand
people now are under evacuation orders. Just imagine those numbers.
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Their homes, their families, their livelihoods totally destroyed. The Palisades
said to be completely wiped out. Mark Wahlberg yesterday about.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's devastating, and you know, I think catastrophe on so
many levels.
Speaker 11 (08:27):
I know so many people who live in and around
the Palisades are people that are working with on the
crew here on.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
A film now have lost their homes and families lost homes.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Unbelievable. Actor Adrian Brodie, he was just celebrating at the
Golden Globe Awards a few nights ago, and now he's
witnessing devastations.
Speaker 12 (08:47):
I just want to thank and commend the bravery of
the first responders and the sacrifices and their meaningful work
that deserves our recognition.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Ben Stieller was on Colbert last night talking about his
new Apple TV show called Severance, and suddenly sidetracked by
total devastation around him.
Speaker 13 (09:09):
My heart goes out to everyone in LA. I lived
in LA for twenty years. What's going on out there
is just so devastating. And just keep thinking about all
the people affected and the first responders who are working
so hard to save people's lives. And I just wanted
to say, you know, send love to everybody.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah. Stiller's show, Severance was scheduled for a red carpet
premiere Monday night. That's been canceled. So many shows and
projects are forced to cancel or postpone, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
So a lot of people have been telling me to
watch Severance. They say it's a fantastic show. I did
start it yesterday and I like it, But what the
hell is going on in the show. I can't I
can't figure it out. I guess the third or fourth
episode you start to understand, but it's really weird.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
But good, Well, if anybody's listening and knows what the
hell is, don't ruin it. Okay, but where can you
find it?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's on Apple TV.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Do you say in a way of like I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Or like I can't process it, or it's just weird stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It's I don't understand it and it's weird at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Okay, so it's both.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oscar nominations moved from Friday to seventeenth to the nineteenth.
The Critics' Choice Awards moved from this Sunday to January
twenty sixth. The Red Car for premiere of Pamela Anderson's
The Last Show Girl has been canceled out there j
Loo's movie Unstoppable the premiere also canceled, and production on
so many TV shows that totally halted by the way.
(10:33):
The Rams Vikings game for this coming Monday night has
been moved now out of Los Angeles to Arizona. The
Lakers Hornets game last night was postponed as well. And
the wildfires in certain parts of California pretty commonplace. We
talk about them all the time, right another wildfire, but
this series of fires is something totally different, in fact,
(10:56):
very eerily. Joe Rogan predicted it last June.
Speaker 14 (11:00):
I was talking to this guy and he was telling me.
He goes, Dude, one day, he goes, it's just going
to be the right wind and fire is going to
start in the right place, and it's going to burn
through La all the way to the ocean, and it's
not a thing we can do about it. I go, really,
he goes, yeah, we're just we just get lucky. He goes,
we get lucky with the wind. She goes, but if
the wind hits the wrong way, it's just going to
(11:20):
burn straight through La and there's not gonna be a
thing we could do about it. Because these fires are
so big, Dude, When you're talking about like thousands of
acres that are burning simultaneously with like forty mile an
hour winds.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Kind of like the perfect storm of wildfire.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Really, it really was.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Mel Gibson was on Rogan yesterday promoting his new movie
Flight Risk with Mark Wahlberg. Mark is a bad guy
in this movie, and Mel says, he does it really well.
Speaker 11 (11:46):
Wak's got a good dark side. There's some dark stuff
there that he was able to draw from and every
now and then he'd let it out. I can't even
repeat some of this stuff, he'd say. In fact, we
had to cut most of it out. It was like, really,
but we hint at it.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Flight Wrist, by the Way, comes out January twenty fourth.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I feel like we all have a dark side.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, but I love l does.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Yeah, we know that. I love a bad Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Oh, okay, I can't. His first movie was so good
Fear Fear. Oh yeah, that's he was psychoing that.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, Oh, I got to be honest with you, buddy.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
I've been thinking about breaking that big, beautiful nosing.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
He's bald in the movie, which makes him look really creepy.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Right, this is a different look for him.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Is it? Is it in the.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Theaters White Risk, January twenty fourth, Yeah, comes up.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Oh my god, it looks so good. Meantime, the Ditty
docu series comes out. The Fall of Ditty come into
Discovery as well as Max. Starting June January twenty seventh,
the first trailer dropped. Yet Truth will always find itsweet
even in the dark.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Those knots on her head.
Speaker 15 (12:55):
It was horrific, he says, sometimes you just got it
that these holes know who the boss is.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
See them both holding guns. I'm fighting for my life,
he said, I'm Puff Daddy. I'll eat your face off.
I always believe that I was the only victim. Why
did I quick this on myself?
Speaker 16 (13:15):
It's a lot of people like Puffy in his music business.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Exposing Puffy means exposing them.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh that's scary.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
That's well, they're teasing a secret mystery guest that's going
to expose something we haven't heard before.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, a shocking interview just announced. Teddy Swims and his
girlfriend are expecting their first child. And by the way,
he's also got a new song out. It's called are
You Even Real? And we've got a quick are You.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
I have already listened to the song forty seven times.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
When it came out ten months ago.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You didn't have it came out this morning? Shut up.
It came out this morning. But they've been teasing it
for the last week.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I literally listened to it, I think seventy five times
since four am.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It's like, it's so good, so really good.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Give me on super twent I love him too?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Is it me? Or is old school R and B
coming back?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
As it should. I love old school R and B.
But yeah, his album drops the twenty fourth. Oh, I
can't talk.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, it's new music Friday, justin give me at least
one more.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Well, Tate mccrazy new album comes out next month, February
twenty first, so close to close to what we talked
about it with her at jingle Ball. But she's teasing
all the new music on her social media. Is this one,
I guess is called Revolving Door. You can expect to
hear it on the album.
Speaker 16 (14:42):
Hecks Watchings.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
That's a jam, gonna be a big album. Yeah, I
like that one. Notre Dame last I'd beat Penn State
and have a chance now at their first championship since
nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm so happy for the coach. He's so hot.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Day my dad went to Penn's date. He's like a
huge pen stat.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Okay, he's all right on.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
One of the Vincey's are on that team. I think
it's Mikey, Mikey Ve's nephew. He's the long snapper, Notre
Dame Joseph Vincey.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Well, that's a lot of pressure, the long snap.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah, who I apologize, I don't know the relation there,
but it's definitely a family member.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
It all came down to a field goal with just
seconds on the clock, forty one yard of test snap
and holder good, God takes.
Speaker 12 (15:42):
Wonder.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Dame has one the orange ball.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And Marcus Freeman is taking now to the championship.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Dad, mikeel Freeman his birthdays today. Who's the coach?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
He's thirty nine and that so fine. It's professional, so fine.
He's married, he's like six kids. I don't know if
you played professionally, but.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, he's a good looking dude.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh is he?
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, he played for the Bears and the.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, I figured it. So much football going on. Great
time to be a sports fan this weekend, in fact,
tomorrow the Chargers and the Texans at four thirty, and
then tomorrow night you've got the Steelers and the Ravens.
Then Sunday three games Broncos and Bills one o'clock, Packers Eagles,
four thirty, Commanders and Bucks to eight fifteen Sunday night
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Vikings and Rams. But as I mentioned earlier, that game
is being moved. It will be played Monday night. This
time it's going to be in Arizona because of the wildfires.
By the way, Patriots yesterday interviewed Mike Rabel. They're interviewing
a bunch of people for the head coaching job. But
there's a new twist in this thing. Apparently Tom Brady
is the partial owner of the Raiders.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yes, And I guess Brady is trying to get Vrabel
to do a deal with the Raiders, right, Is that true?
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Justin Well, that's the rumor. The Raiders fire their GM,
so they're saying that Brady might be going for Vrabel
and might make it very inviting for him.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh, he's really becoming very involved with that team.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Well, he also reached out to Belichick.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I know I thought that story.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, what's I don't understand how you can do this
with with the whole that's the analyst stuff, the Fox stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
It's been approved. He just can't be like in the
in the building or like you know, he can't go
on field before the game something like that, but he
can be in on a partial owner.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I know it's approved, like Picolin in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Well, I've been a lot of stories about that recently.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, why he's so invested for five percent?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
I mean, I don't know he's approved. Guy it's approved.
He can do whatever he wants. He's an owner and
he's an analyst.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
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Speaker 3 (18:25):
It is precisely sevent to ten in the morning on
the Big Friday show, The Billy and Lisa Morning Show,
which means it's time to take a shot at the
new car, which also includes concert tickets from some of
the biggest shows coming in in twenty twenty five. Lisa,
who's on the list.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Some of this God, these shows are insane.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Do Alipa, Gracie Abram So we love Tate McCrae, Huge,
Kendrick Lamar, post Malone, jelly Roll, I mean the hottest shows.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
So picture this. You take possession of your new free
ride right, and you happen to go in the glovebox
or maybe the center console be there too, stuffed with
the biggest concert tickets of twenty twenty five. I can't
even imagine it.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Whoo, and it's all from McGovern Kia.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, thanks to them. We've never given away something this big,
this good. So I'm going to call a name, and
the rules are when he's already holding onto the clock.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I have that time when I call this name, this
person has precisely fifteen minutes to get back to us,
and they qualify for this new car with all the
concert tickets. So here we go at MJ XO XO three.
There I said it. The card is now running on
fifteen minutes, and well we wait and see if we've
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got a qualifier. Justin you've got talkbacks, I do.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Yeah, what's funny? People are already calling before you even
said the name. They're probably just hoping that you're going
to say their name. Yeah, I understand a new car,
it's a big deal.
Speaker 17 (19:50):
Anyway, Good morning, team. My name is Beth and I
have a poem.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Few on the airways.
Speaker 17 (19:54):
They bring to light Billy, Lisa, Justin and Whinnie's shining bright.
Their voices fill the morning year with stories and music
beyond compare a teams so lively, full of cheer because
want to wait and station we hold dear with laughter
and news they entertain. I'm hoping to win a sweatshirt
and I will not complain. I love you, guys, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I knew it was about the sweatshirtsing.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I knew it.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
I have so many about the billion Lisa sweatshirts. It's
like the hot item.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Told you that was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
And we still haven't decided how we're going to do
the sweatshirts.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
We'll find a cool way to give them away. Maybe
the book club can be one, right least one.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, we can wrap a one off for charity, a
single hoodie, single hoodie for raising the book club.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
And well, I don't know. That poem's pretty damn.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, that was impressive.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
That's pretty good. I there's some there's some sob stories
that have come in. I said that yesterday. We're getting
so many of these. I just was not prepared for it.
Speaker 15 (20:52):
All right, good morning, it's the Mayor of the South.
Then it's been a lousy week between the cold and
the fires. But I have some good news. Governor Healey
has just cleared it is illegal to declaw your cat.
So that is good news for cat levers everywhere. And
I know we don't have cat levers on the piano.
(21:14):
I think Lisa likes cats. But my cat shawm, it
says meow, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I've come to really like cats. I never liked. I mean,
I'm a dog person. We have a dog. But if
I brought a cat into my life, I don't I
don't know. I think I would be okay with it.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Now, yeah, we did not. We just got a cat,
and we did not declawed the cat because I feel
like it is inhumane.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
We also did not get the cat fixed.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh I think that might be something you would.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Trying to breed the cat.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
No, but he's an indoor cat.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
They get out sometimes it doesn't go out.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
I don't know. If I don't want to take all
the testosterone out of the cat's body.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Well, oh my god, your cat's gonna have a one
night's stand.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
No, No, the issues are the cat could possibly get
aggressive as he gets it's a kit and now as
he gets older, it's not humping things.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, you might want to revisit that.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
The cat's hump.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
I've never I don't know. I've never seen.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
I've never a cat that's in heat. I don't know
a male cat. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I feel bad with the decloring. I mean I understand
it to some point, but I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
So my wife pets the Jacks, that's my cat. His
nails and so she just does it, just keeps some trims.
So he does it because he's very playful and he
you know, he jumps up on you so he doesn't
scratch you.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Has he ever done any of what he was hired for?
Has he ever caught a mouse or something?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Oh, I didn't give you this update. No, the mouse.
The mice are gone. I have no mice in the house. Yeah,
there hasn't been one mice mouse spotting since the cat came.
Speaker 12 (22:42):
I know.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
They say they're.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Still there, they're just hidden in the walls.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Then that's right. His name is Jacks Billy in your entertainment.
This is really cool. You had the story of Teddy Swims.
He's going to be a new father with his girlfriend,
ray Schwright. You guys know where she's from.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I know she's a singer.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
She's a singer. Yeah, lives in Atlanta, but grew up
right here in Massachusetts.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
It's so exciting to hear about Tiny Swims having a baby.
I actually used to babysit his girlfriend when I was
in high school. So this was in two thousand and
six in the summer. She's also an artist. Her name
is rache Right and she's from Western mass really cool.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Western race Wright was born and raised in Pittsfield, mass.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Oh, my god, that's in the middle of nowhere. Wow,
like three hours from Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
She's doing okay, now, isn't she.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Yes, Yes, he's doing all right for sure.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yeah. In fact, he was in an interview this past
week with somebody where he was talking about how cool
it is that they're both in the singing and both
in the music, and yeah, we have another new celebrity couple.
Hot new couple.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Yeah, they've been together they now, they were together the
beginning of last year and now they're having a baby.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
She went to Lenox Memorial High School in Pittsfield.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
It's a whole article about her in People magazine.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
She's the best that they came out of Pittsfield. What
else has come out of Pittsfield?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
So congratulations.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Okay, we don't want to piss off Pitch.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Yeah, we don't. We just ignore it.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
They're in the listening range.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
This is ignore that which it takes it. We just
ignore it and move on to peaceful. It's a Friday anyway.
Coming up next, we have our topic of the day.
This is a fun one. What show would you want
a guest host on? You know, obviously Hoda is leaving,
They're gonna have some guest hosts. What show would be
your dream to be a guest host on? That's the topic.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Come up next to you, it's mine.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's cool, Lisa kiss one.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Okay, So every day at about this time or precisely
at this time, we talk about something that has us
talking and then it leads into what we call our
topic time. And Lisa came up with a good one
last week. We held on to it until this morning.
And by the way, have we heard from our winter
qualifier yet?
Speaker 12 (24:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Uh so, just a couple of minutes left or.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, not match time?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Okay. Uh So she said, hey, you know, what's an
interesting one, like what would you if you had a chance,
what show would you like to host?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Well came because they've been guest hosting for Hoda. You know,
they're replacing her, so Scarlett Johansson's been sitting in.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
They're going to do some other people.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
So that the question was, Oh, what TV show or
what would you want a guest host for the day?
And I kind of posed it to all of you guys.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
And we're going to pose it to everybody in a
few minutes. But so, Lisa, what will be?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
There's only one show that I religiously watch all the
time and I have for years, and it is Family Feude.
I want to replace Steve Harvey for one day, and
I want to ask all of those crazy questions.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
All the questions are the best name or children's game
adults play in the bathroom? Do you have an answer
for that? And See and Seek?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
It would have been in the bottle that's children's game?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
No I seek?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yes. I love the show. Every night it's a ritual.
Michelle and I will put it on for the last
five minutes when they go in a fast cash.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Oh it's the best.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
But yeah, that's a good one for me.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Well, Billy, you are a game show host.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, but I've got to toss up between one and two.
One would be I'd like to host the Bill Marshall.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Okay, so a weekly kind of yeah talk talk show thing.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah. His new Rules segment on his show is one
of my favorite segments on television. It's very informative, but
it's also very very creative and very funny. He's got
great writers. Either that or Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Oh would you be able to hold it together?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
That absolutely?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah, it's similar to what we do, Like we'll do
a story and make fun of it.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Yeah, but then you start laughing. You have a weird
condition where you laugh at inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Thing inappropriately laughs and almost.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Story all the time. And that's my favorite part of it.
And they can't hold themselves together.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Yeah, it's the best, it's the best.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
How about you?
Speaker 5 (26:56):
So? So mine would be honestly because so the Joe
Rogan Pod obviously the biggest podcast, right, So, like I
wouldn't want to be the host. I would want to
just go and see what his producer does. So his producer,
if you're not familiar, is Jamie. They call him Young Jamie,
and he essentially does what I do in a different way.
He pulls things up quickly. So when he's interviewing guests,
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Jamie he's off camera and he's kind of pulling things
up and people always say, how'd you do that so fast?
And I would just like to see his whole setup
and how he does that. I mean, it's the biggest
podcast in the world. Yeah, so not necessarily host but
kind of just go get an inside.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Look when it yours would have to be like a reality.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Show now honestly minds the view and I love the
concept of it. I mean, Barbara Walscher is an iconic
woman in media, and she brought together five women from
different walks of life. It's taken on twenty five different
casts combinations in twenty five years. I mean they have
arranged from your political views to whatever. I think that
(27:54):
the concept hasn't tried to be encopied many times since
I think it's an iconic idea, an iconic chew and
although they annoy me, I'd want to be on it.
I mean, watching the clips, I'm like, you guys are
so annoying, but I'd love to be on.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
It, okay for a day. Well, these are all good ones.
You know what else I wouldn't mind is America's.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Got talent or you know what mine would be going
on the Bachelor and doing that final row ceremony and
you come out like Jesse and yeah, gentlemen, there's one rose.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Right.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
It's not easy to do. Yeah, this thing is not easy.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Let's go to Alyssa Online three Alyssa Ulyssa. You there,
I am here. What do you want to host? What show?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
I would want to.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Host Survivor and be Jeff World right hand man.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
That would be fun.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
What I love about Survivors that they they're in these
you know, jungles, but like five miles down the road
they're staying at a four star hotel. If you're the crew,
like Jeff Pros is in like Fantasy World, and these people.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Are wonder about that.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Yet where normally would they say it's like a couple
miles away from these beautiful resorts.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, so he's been doing it a long time. I
gotta get it's been Wow, something like that, something crazy
like that.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
I think the feud was the best answer from Lisa.
Family feud. That's the ultimate tell me last thing you
stuck your finger My wife's see.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Well, topic time is coming up, and I'm sure if
you're listening, you've got a favorite show, one that you
would love to host, one you've dreamt about hosting. Six one, seven, eight.
Let's have some fun with this. It's the big Friday
show justin how do they get to the chalk path?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yeah, if you don't have the iHeartRadio app, make sure
you download it. It's free. It is new and improve
so many great features. And that's how you leave a
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Just search Kiss one to wait, listen live, tap the
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It's that easy. Topic time on a Friday is next
on Kiss.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
When I was now, it's topic time for the Billy
and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Okay, So we kicked off for what I think is
a fun topic at Lisa came up with it. She
came up to me the other day said, Hey, how
about topic time being you know the show that you
dream about hosting. And we went round the room and Uh, Lisa,
you said you.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Wanted to Yeah, I want to do I want to
be Steve Harvey in Family Feud for one night.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Justin wants to be the producer on the Joe Rogan Podcast.
I said, I wanted to do the Bill Mahers show,
which I love because his new rules segment I think
is just creative and hilarious. And Winnie yours was the
view on the round table.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
A little shocking on that this message.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Is for Winnie.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Winnie the view, no way, no, no, no, no, not
the view, Winnie.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I love the concept.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I do. And they had so many shows trying toupulcate it,
like the talk.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
You would do good on the real. It's over the real.
Yeah yeah, but yeah, so that's I love the concept.
Give give me four people to fight with every day.
I only have three right now.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's a good point. Let's go the Mayor's up first.
Let's go to the mayor. Good morning, Mayor, Good morning.
Speaker 15 (31:08):
I had a dream about this last week and I
was co host on Kelly and Mark Live with Kelly
and Mark, and I was on with Mark Consuelo.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
That's a good, great show.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
That's a good you know, that's a good dream.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
So it would be the Mayor and Mark Show. Guess
who our guests were, Billy, who are your guest? I'm
afraid to ask, but I will go ahead.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Oh, don't be afraid.
Speaker 15 (31:32):
It's all love here. Our guests are Ms, Bette Midler,
and then Sean Mendez comes on. He comes out, and
then him and Bett sing a duet of the Rose.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Now that's the show. I agree.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I revise that.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I think Marcus so Hanson.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yeah, let's go to Gail next. Gail, how about it?
What show do you want to host? Hey, the Price
is right? Come one on, the Price is right? Yeah?
And then I remember that they still have the model
that stands there. We know they have a mail car.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
They have a mail model now too. Really they don't discriminate?
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Oh god, yeah, the Price is Right?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Is that it's a legendary iconic.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:13):
What does he still have the long microphones to carry
out that Bob Barker had?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
H God.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
I remember as a kid, when you know, you stayed
home from school sick, you watch The Price is Right. Yeah,
it was like a treat.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
And I can't believe that microphone still exists.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I love when they when they bet and you're like, oh,
you idiot. It's like, oh, you think a trip to
aport a new car is twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Imagine if when he was hosting the Prices, right, they're
doing this big thing. Well, a new car and that's
kind of that.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Toyota. Okay, that's all we got.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Oh yeah, to be yelling at everybody. Yeah, I can
only imagine the price is wrong, bitch.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
That would mean, oh god, this is I got run
over by a car here.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I don't think I've checked it this year.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
So high, Happy New Year. Look you guys, we've got.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
A great break.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Anyways, there is a new reality show that I would
definitely love to host, and I'm like kind of obsessed
with it.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
This is the second season.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
It's called Dealer No Deal Island, and.
Speaker 18 (33:15):
It's not actually hosted by Hallie Mandel, but he does
like make an appearance.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Anyways.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
It's just like a super It's like a Survivor slash
Dealer No Deal combined.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
It's so good.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Outside advertised it does look good.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
It's called Dealer No Deal Island Island.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Oh boy, isn't that where Megan Markle started?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
She was a case girl.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
She was a briefcase girl. Oh yeah you knew that, Bill?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah? Absolutely, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
The show that I would like to host is the
Billy and Lisa Show and be with Elle the gang
from the Kiss Morning Crew in the morning.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Come on, come on.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
In, open we got waffles.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Yeah, come on in.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
You guys have Friday.
Speaker 18 (34:01):
As far as the which show I would like to host,
I have two answers, and they're both kind of strange.
I would say The Oscars or The Man In Cast
because with Eli and Peyton and just being able to
be like hilarious about the game that's going on would
be great. But then also meeting all the celebrities at
the Oscars. Grant and I don't have the capacity to
(34:21):
do either, but it would be so much fun.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Yeah, he's right, that's a hard show to host.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Well they can't. They struggle to find hosts for these shows.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah, I mean they should just make Nicky glaze Er
host all of them.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I got to tell you, she's the best I've seen.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
She's great.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Definitely.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Definitely Mike from New Hampshire.
Speaker 8 (34:38):
I guess because I've been just listening for twenty thirty
years now. I would love to be a guest host
on the Kiss Top thirty Countdown with Billy Costas. That
would be amazing.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Have a good day.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
I appreciate that, Mike, but it's usually reserved for for kids.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Can you make some noise? Let them know you their kids? Yeah, Samantha,
can I get a what walk?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
This is not edited. This is what Billy's like when
the kids coming.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh, we got some pizza? Who wants a pizza?
Speaker 12 (35:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
You gotta have some Chief pizza?
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Go on?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Kids to pizza party? Yeah? To make some noise, let
them know you their kids, Samantha. Can I get a what? What?
Speaker 12 (35:20):
What?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
You know?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
At a party? Every week? On the kids? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:27):
I guess so oh man yeah so uh. I did
mention that I would like to go onto the Rogan
podcast to see how it's how it's done or whatever.
But if there was a show I would like to host,
I don't know, maybe like The Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
That's what I said.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Yeah, Like it's like like the One Roads Ceremony.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
You would lose any credibility.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
I know they pay me money though.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
He says this, but if he got offered the job
to host anything, he would say, of course, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
But the host on like the Bachelor. It's kind of useless.
You don't see him when he comes on and says, oh.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Well, we're down to the he's making a million dollars
probably a season.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Today, we're down to the final rows.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I could do that to have some content, some reason
that I'm there, something to be good at. I told
you I'd like to do weekend update on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
That would be good.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
That was a good one.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
That would be good. Anything's better than the view, right winning.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Leave it to Winnie to say the view North Quincy's own.
All four seats are going to be available in about
six to seven days.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
The show is going to be off the air.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Oh good point.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah, thanks for Johnny. We'll have more on this than
the wrap up at nine. Good morning, it's get one to.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Wait, uh, Billy and Lisa only morning.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
You know something we've never talked about on this show
driverless cars. And I've got a lot of feelings about this.
A couple of stories recently was a few days ago,
there was a story about a guy and a driverless
taxi and it just kept going in circles and circles
and circles, so much so he missed his flight. And
I'm looking you know when he gives us what do
we call this get Well, it's always kind of weird
(37:06):
and different stories and sometimes we just don't get to it.
No offense. But there's one here where this guy not
only did a driverless car, but it was a forty
hour trip the Cannonball run and out of the forty hours,
he only touched the wheel five minutes.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
But he was in the car.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yes, he was James Jordan.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
He was getting the car from Manhattan to Portafronto Beach Hotel, California.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
That that's one thing. So if something went wrong, there
was somebody there. I'm more concerned about the cars that
have nobody in them, right, you know where if something
goes on, it goes wrong and you're in it like
a taxi, what are you gonna do or.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
What are they gonna do if one of these cars
run somebody over?
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Well there, well they already are.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Self driving cars have been involved in two hundred and
eighty crashes across California over the past five years, resulting
in at least sixty four injuries and a dead dog.
That includes collision with other vehicles, bicycleses, and city buses and.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
If aolice pull you over, who do you get the
citation to.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
The company?
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Right waymo or whatever?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Or if there's a passenger in the driverless taxi, who
gets the citation? The passenger or the non drive.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
It's not their fault.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, they didn't do anything. It's the company that's running
the car.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
I think the real issue is if you're to Tesla,
especially right.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
I was in one recently, in the backseat of one
our friend and he put it in full driving mode
driving home from Encore, and it was creepy.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
It was just creepy.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
It was.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
I thought it was driving a little too aggressive for
the mom that.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
It was in on the highway. I did not feel safe.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Yeah, I wouldn't get in one.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
I've seen people in Tesla's on ninety three sleeping. Yeah,
they take naps while the car drives.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
But then if something happens while they're then they're respondible.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
I mean possibly. I mean this is the future. Eventually
there's going to be self driving cars, self flying planes.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Oh my god, why are you seeing this stuff?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Are you not following the AI?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
I just think if we talk about it.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Oh no, it's happening. I just got the new iPhone
sixteen Pro with the Apple Intelligence. Yeah, it's unbelievable. It's
it has chat ept the stuff that it can do.
This is only the beginning.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
So my contractor Dave has a driver list. He's got
one of those cyber trucks and he claims he gets
in it and just sets it in motion and rides around.
And I can't. We should get them on the show.
I can't imagine what it's like.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You can't embrace this type of stuff. It's gonna take
us over.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
I just have so many questions.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
I just feel like driving in the car, using like
self driving with someone in the car is different than
having nobody in the car because things go wrong. Computers,
they crash, Yeah, things that can go wrong. And you're
talking about somebody's life in the car.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Well, do you any of you have one of those
cars with driver assists that parks the car on its own?
Have you been in one of those? Because I think
mine has it, but I would never use it.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
How does that war?
Speaker 6 (40:01):
I don't know have I'm not in that tax bracket?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Yeah? What what do you an? Escape?
Speaker 12 (40:08):
Right?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Escape? I love my forward Escape. It has backup camera.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
I got backup camera.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
You know, my wife does not use the backup camera. Still,
she does the old turnaround when she's met. Just look
at the cameras, did I can't get used to the
cameras turn around? Yeah? Oh god. Anyway, Lisa, I do
have your weird stories here, and there's a new trend
I think you're gonna have some interest in. It has
to do with bikinis.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
That's popping up all bikinis.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Yeah, Billy knows about this one. Yeah, he's a good one.
It's a weird story any fifteen. But Bill's news now.