May 9, 2025 • 36 mins
The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show including the Raising A Reader event that took place last night, wishing people a Happy Mother's Day and the worst things that have happened to you in a public bathroom! Listen to Billy & Lisa weekdays from 6-10AM on Kiss 108!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now this morning show in Boston.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the Morning. It's just a great
start to my day on kids one.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Wait, well, good morning everybody, and welcome into the big
Friday show, The Billy and the Lisa Morning Show. God,
we have so much going on. First and foremost, it
is Mother's Day weekend, So Happy Mother's Day to all
the moms. Oh Mother's Day fat Yeah, Okay, I've been bedridden.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I took a dance class. I can't even move my hip.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I bet they're gonna send me to the day found.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, the supposed to be a happy thing.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Okay, Oh, good morning everyone. So Lisa, I just wanted
to wish you and all the mom's listening a magnificent
Mother's Day. I'm not a mom, but I admire all
of you. You're one of a kind. You can do
everything and anything. You're like superheroes. And in my opinion,
every day is Mother's Day, but with the special honor
(00:57):
on Sunday. I hope it's still with lots of fun
and away and want.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What a beautiful talk about It was really lovely.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Amazes me how nice some people are.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Hey, everyone, it's book Courtney. I'm just checking in.
Speaker 8 (01:10):
I want to say, have a great weekend and happy
mother se Lisa.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Happy Mother's Day, Courtney, she's a new mom too, baby Emma.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well, let's just go right there. You want to be
proud of Lisa Dunovan. You had to be there last night.
We were at the Raising Arita Reader gala, And you
have to understand this was a ballroom at the Newbery,
the fancy Newbury hotel in Boston. The ballroom filled with Brahmin,
with intellectuals, with readers all their ages. Authors. Yes, I
(01:43):
was an author last night, had my own table. I
had to text Winnie a picture of my name tagged
that's that author.
Speaker 9 (01:49):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I texted it the producer Riley as well. But let
me tell you, Lisa got an award last night and
made an acceptance speech and made me cry.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He did.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He legitimately started crying.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I've always been so proud of her, but I've never
been more proud of her than I was last night.
Her speech was perfect and it was just awesome. And
to think there were only two awards handed out last night,
one to Lisa Dunovan and one to the president of
the Museum of Science. Wow, Okay, it was so impressive,
(02:22):
and yeah, I cried at the table.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Congratulations really well deserved. And on Mother's Day weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, no, it was great. My family was there, my
dad flew in. It was really nice. But I have
to do a shout out to Raising Reader into Christine
Ward because they did. They gave me this wonderful award.
But it's freely for all of the book club members
because without them there would be nothing. Right. So, but
she surprised me with a Judy Bloom personalized book, Like
(02:49):
Judy Bloom wrote me a really nice note. And the
way that she got to Judy Bloom was she actually
wrote her a letter, like a handwritten letter, and she responded.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Wow, I can't Judy Bloom. I read her books and elementary.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's what I'm saying. And you know who gave her
the idea to write a letter, Charlemagne the God when
he did my book club. Because Charlemagne is very good
friends at there, and he told her like she responds
that way, it's just really cool.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, it was a beautiful night. So I'm sitting there, well,
crying at the table. I'm sitting next to her dad,
Bill vic Nicki, and imagine he's her dad and he's
saying to me, you got to pull yourself together.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
What are you doing? Costa was like it was.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Such a full sort of moment because right like a
year ago or two years ago, like like you didn't
have a book and there wasn't really much of a
book club. And then we were sitting at this table
at this gala and you are an author and I
was getting this award. It was just like it was amazing.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It was really cool. And you know who else was there?
Dan Shaughnessy. He used to be on this show all
the time. He walked up to me, we were both
on our way to the men's room, and he said,
I got to tell you, you guys are crushing it in
the morning. He said, my entire family is upset the
Billy and Lisa morning show. So we're gonna have him
on this morning and talk about the Celtic sent Oh
Shaughnessy's coming back. Yeah, we got him, array of sunshine.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
Those people are morons.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
What's in the stands?
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Everybody else sucks.
Speaker 11 (04:12):
He's a knucklehead.
Speaker 10 (04:13):
We don't like him.
Speaker 12 (04:13):
I know you call me for the sunshine.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'm giving a t all right, Yeah, baby, I love
Oh yeah, so was that Blinded Light by the Weekend
or the Weekend by Blinded Legs.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, we're shooting for eight ten this morning, Dan Shaughnessy
on the Celts.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, we got to make sure producer Riley when she
calls him that she can let him know the songs
and the artists.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, he likes to know.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Well, he messes him up.
Speaker 10 (04:35):
No, I just mel Sean Mondez.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
When I used to see the Phone.
Speaker 13 (04:40):
Girl, I'd be like this song in this song he did,
and then he'd open up every break with it.
Speaker 14 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Great. We need to do a shout out to the
Newbury Hotel because we met some really nice guys that
work there.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Were waiters and stuff. We're coming up to us. Oh,
we all listened to the show and they all had
the matching jackets on where them. Yeah, it was awesome.
And don't forget this morning. We have a new pope,
a new pope yesterday. By the way, that didn't take long,
did it. He's that was the first time US born pope.
(05:11):
And uh, well he spent a lot of his service
in Peru and just in your Peruvian that's right. Half
he went to Villanova Lisa's from Pennsylvania. Lisa is also
a catechist.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yes, I taught faith formation for five years.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
A lot of connections, a lot of connections. Morning Show.
And by the way, he got an honorary degree at Merrimac.
Go Warriors.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Oh yes, well you are one and the same with
the Pope Bill.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
He's not a show boat.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He is very calm, but extremely intelligent and extremely compassionate.
Speaker 15 (05:42):
From the Planet Fitness, Kiss one Away Studios. We're back
with a Villy and Lisa in the morning Kiss Now
the entertainment update with the Villy cop sets.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay, So the Seltz are in New York for the weekend.
Game three Tomorrow, three three thirty tip off. Celtz winless
in the series so far down two games zip. Jason
Tatum the first to admit he hasn't been playing his
best at basketball in this series.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
I take full ownership on the way that I've played
in this series, and you know, can't sugarcoat anything.
Speaker 16 (06:17):
I need to be better, and.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You know I expect to be a lot better.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And I love this story. Celtics legend Paul Pierce lost
to bet he bet if the Celtics did not beat
the Knicks in Game two he would walk fifteen miles
from his house to work, and he did it. It's
really wild, though, I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Celtics got me out of here like this, like this.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
There he goes the long walk right there, Red Sox
by the way in Kansas City with the royals. Tonight
they shut out the Rangers. Last night. Five zip was
the final there. And we've got ourselves a new pope,
Pope Leo the fourteenth, our first American born pope ever,
born in Chicago, went to Villanova, spent most of his
(07:06):
service in Peru, got an honorary degree from Merrimack College,
and his brother, reacting to his brother becoming pope.
Speaker 17 (07:14):
I was reading a book. I got a text that
said there's a white smoke. So I went down and
turned the TV on. No one knew at that point
who the pope was, but there was white smoke, so
we knew. So I was watching. I called my niece
to make sure she knew. Then we just sat there
and watched it, and then she said, look, the curtains
are moving. I said, oh, something's coming up. Then that
(07:35):
French bishop came out who was going to announce it,
and we heard the name and she screamed, and I said,
oh my gosh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You're right. It was surprising and it was so quick.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, I couldn't believe how fast it happened. But we
never think about what it's like to be the sibling
of a pope or a friend.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Imagine just growing up with him in the neighborhood and
you're like, oh my god, my friend is the pope.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah that's crazy. Yeah, you know, I happened to be
in Rome. I was going to drop by for a coffee.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You know, like what, Yeah, this is really exciting.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, really exciting. Crowds, massive crowds in Saint Peter's Square
and they just erupted when they saw the white smoke.
Pretty cool stuff. So the weekend, it gave a very
rare interview yesterday. His movie Hurry Up Tomorrow comes out
next Friday. He talks about his decision to drop the name.
Speaker 18 (08:22):
The weekend felt like I had nothing else to say,
you know, like it felt like that's what it kind
of felt like to me. I was on stage and
it's like, I don't I've said everything I can say
as this person, and now it's the it's time for
me to take that next the Next Step, and this
film was kind of like that guiding light for me.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And He'll bring his toor to Jilts Stadium June tenth
and eleventh. Justin it is new music Friday, let's unpack it.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
So last week we had the Doja Cat song from
the F one movie. That movie comes out June twenty seven,
starring Brad Pitt. By the way, the soundtrack looks incredible.
We have another single from that Bye Rose, also sometimes
called Rosie from Black Pink. It's weird that some people
call her Rosie, some people call her Rose. Who knows
(09:09):
what it is? Bill? Can you help you? Anyway? The
song is called Messi. And there's another song called Messi
out right now by Lola Ya, which might be the
number one song with the Kiss top thirty countown this weekend.
But this is Rose again. That's from the F one
movie soundtrack. The movie and the soundtrack drop June twenty seventh.
Morgan Wallen's new album comes out next Friday. It's gonna
(09:32):
feature over thirty songs. This one he just dropped called Superman.
I take McCray, by the way, gonna be on that
album next Friday.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You say it's thirty songs.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Thirty seven, It's not Vinyl, You never fit them.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
And finally Miley cyrus her album comes out May thirtieth.
We had a live version of this song more to Lose,
which comes from that album.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
All Right, and there you go, Thank you, good job.
How to wrap it up, buddy. Earlier this week we
talked about Justin Bieber not being with his wife Hayley
at the met Gala. Turns out he's been in Iceland
working on a new album. He's been posting pictures from
a studio we believe to be Iceland.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I think Iceland speed. I'm going to Iceland in June.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yes, she will.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's otherworldly.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Not your first time in Iceland now, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, it's I hope it helps him. It's a very
spiritual place.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Okay, Belichick's he does. Belichick's girlfriend Jordan, expected to compete
in the Miss Maine pageant this weekend, so our talkbacker
Sarah from Maine wanted to serve as a correspondent for
the Billy and Lisa Morning Show and Justin you got
a DM from Sarah from Maine.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Well, she lives in Portland, probably not far from where
the event is and yeh. She offered to go, but
then she looked up the ticket prices and she thought
it would be like twenty bucks. It's a one hundred
bucks a ticket ticket in So she's happy to go
if Uncle Bill will reimburse her via Venmo. And Bill
has agreed, but she says, yeah, that she thought there
would be like twenty She doesn't make a ton of money, obviously,
(11:01):
she works for a nonprofit. She doesn't have pottery bond
pillow money. Like, that's what she says.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
All right for me, if you want money from don't
make fun of him.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, okay, you make fun of him every day.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, but I'm like his daughter. Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
So for the pageant, Sarah for Maine will be our
correspondent up there in North Country.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Right, And I want to note that Bill Belichick was
in New York this week. He was speaking at the
NYU's Stern Business School, and Jordan was not with him.
He had a different PR person, The former VP of
the Bears, Brendan Faber, was with him. Is she out
well either that or she's preparing for the pageant?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (11:41):
Talking about this?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Okay, Well we almost have to because it's pageant weekend.
It is. I don't know what I want more her
to not show up for the pageant or for her
to lose the pageant?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Can I let you guys know something?
Speaker 13 (11:54):
So alert listener Rebecca sent me a message that you
can actually vote by paying money to get them into
the semifinals.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I don't want to her attention.
Speaker 13 (12:04):
She's going to win, and I'm like, do you think
that Bill Belichick would just throw a thousand dollars just
to get her, just to get her semifinals?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
And then would she use her own money?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yes, she has plenty of money.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Now imagine buying into the Let me.
Speaker 13 (12:16):
Look at the link right now to see how many
votes she has via money.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
It's a dollar a vote. Okay, well we'll build donate
to the fund to get her up front.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I just don't do that, kay, No, Hey, tomorrow night,
Walter guy, it's not Walter. Why do I keep doing that?
Walton Goggins from The White Lotus is going to be
the guest host on Saturday Night Live Arcade Fire the
Musical Guest next weekend. It's the finale with Scarlet Johanson hosting.
That'll be funny because she's married to Colin Yost and
(12:44):
a Bad Bunny is the musical guest next weekend. Netflix
by the way rolling out a redesign of its homepage,
the first big makeover since twenty thirteen, fewer titles, more video,
sleeker design, and now this. Simon Cowle says he was
offered one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to judge a
(13:09):
couple having sex. I'll let him tell it.
Speaker 19 (13:12):
I was in a restaurant and this guy comes up
to me and he said, you know, I love your show,
Thank you very much. Will you take a picture of Sure,
this is my wife. Nice to meet you. Would you
judge us having sex? I'm like, you winding me up?
They went, no, we'll pay you how much? And it
actually was a little money. I thought, do I know,
(13:36):
I just can't do it.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It was one hundred and fifty grand.
Speaker 19 (13:39):
It was one hundred and fifty grand.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yet, Wow, would you one hundred and fifty grand?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I'd probably do it for a watch and judge, I'd
do it for like one hundred bucks.
Speaker 13 (13:47):
Yeah, I was gonna say I do it for like
one fifty Actually, do I think.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Justin would do it for free?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
I would imagine Simon.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Naughty little thing oh and I have a now this extra.
You know, Kelly Clarkson has been hinting around about leaving
her daytime show, which I think is a fabulous show.
She's so talented, and there's talk that her replacement could
be ho to Coppy What exactly what holder do just
(14:19):
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
She would leave the Today Show because she wanted to
spend more time with her family with.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
That giant mouth smile.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well, that doesn't bother me as much.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't know why.
Speaker 13 (14:30):
Well, I think maybe because it's more of a middle
of the day type of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
She's going to do a talker at school.
Speaker 13 (14:37):
Her daughters would be off to school, she can get
them off to the bus.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I still, I still think it's a grind.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Didn't she just leave the morning shows? She did she
spend time with the family?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
She did.
Speaker 13 (14:47):
They're just saying that was the name they wanted. They
don't know if she'd want to come back, but oh boy.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
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Speaker 19 (15:14):
Oh god, I thought that was absolutely dreadful.
Speaker 15 (15:20):
From the Planet's fitness Kiss one O. Wait studios, we're
back with a Villy and Lisa in the morning on
Kiss one.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
So justin, why don't we show some love to the
talkbackers right now?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Well, you can join the Billy and Lisa Show. I
say it every single morning via the talkback mic. That's
a feature on the iHeartRadio app which you can download.
And it's pretty cool, right you listen to us, you
listen to Kiss one O, Wait, the Billion Lisa Show.
You have something that you want to say, you just
tap a little microphone button and recorder right into your phone.
And the cool part is you can do it anywhere
in the country, anywhere in the world.
Speaker 20 (15:50):
Good morning, morning crew, this is Vegas Ray calling in.
I know it's a little late, but so wanna check in. Yes,
it is so nice to hear your voice. I hear
your voices every morning here in Vegas. Imagine how it
would be on mass af being stuck in traffic. You
can see all those green trees, everything green around. So
(16:11):
tired of the desert of ninety four degrees. Anyway, you
have a great day.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Vegas Race is by Vegas, right, check it in.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Although ninety four degrees I was going to be about
thirty five. Feels like thirty five old.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
And wet today, but everything is very green.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yes, a lot of green trees.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I cut my grass yesterday. It was so long. It
took me. It took me four eyes.
Speaker 21 (16:37):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
We got our arc crass. Yeah it looks great. Wait,
you did my park.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You did long work on a weekday.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
You never do long a good point whennye Yeah, I
had to. It was so so long.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah yeah, wow.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
It looks great now it's nice and green. But this
clumps all up and down. It nothing you can do with.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
That, nothing like the morning after a fresh along cut.
It's I missed that so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
was the biggest thing that was taken from me. Now
your yard is a parking lot, well, no, we have
a huge yard. There is a lot of green grass, so.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, Yeah, you have Charles the Tree.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh, Charles.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I forgot to say good morning to Charles the Tree
this morning, to be so insulted every day at Charles,
You're looking so handsome today.
Speaker 13 (17:23):
At four in the morning, you're just having absolutely I
walk right by him, Widow.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It's the mayor of the South End.
Speaker 22 (17:32):
I just want to give a shout out to ABC
News and David Leure for that beautiful, beautiful coverage of
the new Pope. It was just so moving, the Sistine Chapel,
the Rome. I was in tears in front of my TV.
So I want to wish everybody Happy Mother's Day. In
the words of Pope Leo, Peace to you all, have
(17:55):
a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah. Rome is a very cool place.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I loved Rome.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Yeah, it was cool saying in the crowd, you know,
one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
People, it's yeah, it's insane, and.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
You see them all crying and the kids around the
shoulders and they're crying.
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I remember standing right there about it, right right there.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah, and that sort of square square yeah, Papa, yep.
And this Mother's Day weekend, Happy Mother's Day to all
the moms out there.
Speaker 21 (18:22):
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. So
much respect for all of you. You have the hardest
job in the world trying to raise little human beings not.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
To be jerks.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And that's a tall order.
Speaker 21 (18:37):
So happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That's true. It's a tough job.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It's a tough job, but that's really what we do, right, well,
try to raise them not to be jerks. That's like
a highlight.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Just be a good person. Yeah, with respect.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, I've always tried to instill in my Yeah, my kids.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah, you love them even though they're annoying.
Speaker 23 (18:56):
Mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mama, mama, Okay, mama, okay,
shut out, all right, shut up.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
That's literally my house just attached. It never ends, justin Oh,
never ends. I know.
Speaker 14 (19:18):
After watching a lot of the court trial on Thursday yesterday,
I don't know where is Karen Loftus. We need her
back in that radio station before next Thursday. We have
lots of questions.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Because I had never had an audiate.
Speaker 14 (19:36):
Loftus can come back.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
What's happened on there?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Catherine in it sevent Thursday every Thursday.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Yeah, once a week is good because she can take
all your questions so listen. If testament the trial happens,
you have questions, write them down before Thursday, or.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You talk back for you and you can always just
have it ready to go right justin.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
I'll do my best. Thank you for adding work to
my schedule. Or you could just write them down on
your phone.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Right and by the way, in the course of the week,
if there is a bombshell, we'll get it.
Speaker 13 (20:06):
Only I don't think there's not anything bombshell.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm hoping for a bombshell.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, even been close to a bombshell yet.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Right, if you follow the last trial, this trial is
pretty actually means it's tedious. Yeah, I will say Wally
gave us like gifts that we didn't know he was
giving us by putting every Albert on the stand because
this guy's like I don't need this person, I need
that person. He gave us like one salacious person with
Jen McCabe and that's it.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, he's edited.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, a lot of stuff.
Speaker 13 (20:39):
Yeah would be fun, but he gave us a lot
of gifts.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Catin loftus next Thursday, seven point fifteen. Write down your questions.
If you send it a talkback, I might you know misplace.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Them gets lost in the shuffle. There's a lot of
talk backs in there. Don't listen to Winnie. Sorry, never
listen to Winnie.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Lisa Kiss.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Okay, So, Lisa, you're sitting on a list of the
strangest things that can happen to you in a public restroom.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Right, but it came to us the idea from a talkbacker, right, justin.
Speaker 24 (21:13):
Possible topic time, what's the weirdest thing that's happened to
you in a public bathroom? The other day, I was
in a truck stop restroom and a gentleman next to
me was shaking himself after urinating and it got all
over my leg. It was relatively horrified.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh that's disgusting. Oh my god, what do you do?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
How do you come back from it?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Do you like, what do you do first?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Do you like punch him in.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
The face and then wipe your leg off?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Well, it's like a form of assaulted me. Like there's
no one doing that, Like you know what used to
bug me in the bathrooms? Like if you're at a
urinal and the guy comes in next to you, when
he starts holding a conversation with you, I'm like, okay,
I don't want to talk to you right now, I'm
holding my mandood in my hand, you know, and you
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want to hear something really creepy. The old Boston Garden
as well as Fenway Park for men, used to have
a giant trough, Yes, a communal urinal where you were
in a circle, all peeing, looking at each other in
a circle.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
And if your dad brought you as a young kid,
now you're looking at your father's penis directly. That was me.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I would go to Fundway with my dad saying I
would hold my pee because I'd go stand on this
trough with all these drunk grown men with their things out,
and I couldn't. I'd stage fright.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah, it was so weird. Yeah, yeah, anyway, what do
you guess?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
This is a good lest So someone found a prosthetic
hand stuffed in a toilet. Imagine seeing that walking into
a public restroom. Another person said that they found a
pile of eaten chicken wings on the toilet, so someone's
eating chicken.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
He was using it like a dining room table.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
This happened in a club. I can't even imagine like
what happens in club bathrooms. But a person found a
skirt in the bathroom of the club. So they were wondering, like,
did the person just walk out in their underwear? What
were they wearing?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Another person said that her husband found a family size
serving of spaghetti and meatballs splattered all over the toilet
in the walls of the bathroom and they can never
get it out of their brain.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Now, like, carries spaghetti and meatballs get into the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Why are people eating on a public restroom toilet?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Yeah, usually eating and going the bathroom don't go together.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
They don't, you would think.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Another person found two positive pregnancy tests. Oh behind, congrats.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
They just threw it in the in the trash can
next to the urinals or something. Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Weirdly enough, both of my weird bathroom incidents involved Bill.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Really, I know you've got one you've told before, and
it's totally untrue.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
You made it up there, dream, Okay, I don't, I
don't lie.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Okay, So it was a dream.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
What happened my first week as an intern, many many, many,
many moons ago. I went to the bathroom and when
I walked in, I went to go use the stall
all the way down and the stall was open, So
you would think, no, one's in there, and when I
walked in, there was Bill on the toilet reading a newspaper.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
What see this is wrong on so many counts. Okay,
first of all, I've never read anything on a toilet ever,
like never, and.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
He sit on the toilet, he was sitting down.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Well, if I there was an emergency, I had to
go to the bathroom on the toy. But he made
this up or he dreamt it.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
No, it really happened. And the second one is one
time I was at an event and I went into
the bathroom and Bill was in there and he was
maybe not expecting anybody to come in. But when I
walked in, Bill was going number one at the urinal. Yeah,
but he was a little bit far back from the urino,
and I got a full glance. I got a full look.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Really, unit, Well you got to stand back there splashing?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Well, I don't want to be the recipient of splashing, right,
that's why you are I got a strong flow. Yeah,
and you know it can cause a splashing in a sprinkler.
So I walked in there was Bill, you know, full out. Yeah, No, Winny,
I am not going to describe it, please.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I don't want the description.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I don't want the description.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh you want the description.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
All I'll say is he's doing just fine. Let's go
to Carmen Online too.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, all right, Carmen Online too. What have you got
for us? Make it good? It's a Friday show.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Oh it's a goodie. This is going back in the seventies.
I was in a club down on Revera Beach and
I had to go to the bathroom. So I proceeded
into the men's room and I'm in a stall. The
other two years were taken and as I'm going but
halfway to somebody dressed in dona and and had a vomit.
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So they just started the vomit in the stall that
I was in.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Oh that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Wait a minute, were you sitting on the toilet facing the.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Door when I was just relieving myself?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, yeah, because.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
I couldn't use so needless to say, he got.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
That was just one big message.
Speaker 15 (26:25):
Now it's topic time with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Okay, So we got a DM and a talk back
from somebody who wanted to tell us a story about
that experience they had in a bathroom, a public bathroom,
and everybody's been there, everybody's had a weird experience in
a public bathroom.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Juster.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Let's start with this. We mentioned Fenway Park used to
have those big troughs back in the day. You might
remember as a kid or an adult, where all the
men would stand around in a circle and I'll peete
together basically. Yes, And you know it's I talk about,
you know, not being able to go to the bathroom
when I go to Fenway as a kid because I
had stage fright. I mean, all these grown men with
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their things.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Wouldn't possibly have been more creepy.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
Yeah, park trough stage right trauma is a very real
but very specific.
Speaker 11 (27:18):
Mental ailment among men of a certain age in this area.
Speaker 10 (27:21):
I see you, and I hear you.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Just I totally agree. It's so creepy.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
It was terrifying. Yeah, And you had to wait in
line just to get a spot at the trough. This
is a big trough, right, And and they had like
a bar you stepped on at your feet and it
would flush the entire trough.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, it's not there anymore.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
No, no no, no, no, no no no. But I remember
my dad, you know, he'd be like, you know, four
or five bears deep at the park and he'd be like, going,
and I can't, I can't come. What's wrong with young
go no, you know, yelling at me.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Yeah, hey Bill, I don't know if you remember, but
those journals at Fenway Park used to have a little
water fountain, circular fountain in the middle that would wash
the durant and down the drains. And when we went
as kids, my brother ran ahead of us and we
went into the bathroom.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
And he was washing his face.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And this with the water coming out of.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
This is terrifle.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Okayway, yeah, no, you have no idea. It was like
ancient rome, like the fact that there was a trough.
It's like the way it was an ancient rome. And
it was at Fenway Park and also with the old
Boston Gordon.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
And when you were standing there, everywhere you looked, all
you saw was penis penises everywhere.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Like picture it. The trough could probably accommodate fifteen, maybe
even twenty men at least, right, and everybody's got their
manhood out like a fire hose.
Speaker 13 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh h it's like incredibly traumatizing.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, it really. My childther Buddy Dook he's sitting in studio.
He's going, oh my god, I can't believe it. Yeah,
the trough, Yeah, trip down memory lane.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
So the thing I hate most about Polk bathrooms is
when you go in and the person for you has
left you a gift? Why why do you do that?
You can't just press the button or pull the lever
and just make it nice for the next person. People
are so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
No, I totally agree, Like, just do it yourself, because
sometimes the toilet's flushed by themselves, so maybe that's why
it happens. But just take care of it yourself. Press
the button.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Well, it is such an issue here at the radio station.
Oh yes, that they have a sign inside the stall
they do that reminds you to flush because people were
leaving it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, there's a criminal working in this building. Well, okay,
every single morning, if I go to the bathroom, a
single down the hall, it hasn't been flushed, And I'm like,
it's who walks away from an unflushed toy?
Speaker 5 (29:52):
But like Lisa said, it is automatic. Sometimes it doesn't,
but you have to wait.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
You wait, you need to take care of it yourself.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's a currency. Double flush.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Yes, absolutely so when I was like eight years old,
I went with my best friend's family to go visit
her grandmother and an old person home and we were
using the public restroom and one of the songs had
a really big number two left in the toilet, and
I referred to it as jelly goop. I'm like, I'm
not going in that stall. There's jelly goop in the toilet.
And we're now thirty five years old and she still
(30:21):
reminds me of this moment that I had, calling on
number two a jelly goop memories.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Okay, why did we choose this?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, I definitely we got this through. When Noah left
this talk back.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry? Are we not having fun?
Speaker 16 (30:39):
The craziest thing I've seen in a restroom was on
the Peatown Ferry last summer. I was waiting for a
restaurant and they're all vacant, I mean, they're all occupied,
and after waiting ten minutes, one of the doors finally
opened and three guys literally fell out. The bathrooms are
as tiny as an airplane. God only knows what they did,
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but it was kind of impressive because those dolls are tiny.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Crazy.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah, we know who?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
That was good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, you know, you.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Know, the worst are the gas station bathrooms, the old
gas station bathrooms where you had to get the key from.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The cashier, piece of wood.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
I still exist, I still exist.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Oh man, oh my god.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
I was in Canada and clearly I was drunk, and
I walked into a bathroom and just like what Billy said,
there was a trough. It was like ice and it
was smoking, and all the men were peeing in a circle.
And I was like, oh my god, I thought it
was some kind of tribal initiation and I ran out
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of there realizing I was in the wrong bathroom from men.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Ug Yeah, it's like some sort of Roman ritual, like
who designed the trough? Like it's barbaric.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, that would be so traumatic. The stall next to me,
and there was a bagel sitting on the floor in
front of the toilet, in between the lady's legs. Aside
from it sitting on a little napkin.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
It was like completely exposed.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Like this in front of the toilet, on the floor
between her legs. Yeah, like the food stuff, I don't
get that, it's so.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Weird, but just throw it away on your way into
the stall, I mean, or just finish it.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, I don't get the food thing in the bath.
I don't it's so weird.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
So this question is for Billy and Justin. Two men
at my work just recently got into a verbal altercation
because one of the men didn't go to the urinal
and would go into the stall not lifting the seat,
and the other man was upset because there tends to
be urine on the seat when he needs to go
in there to sit down. What's the etiquette there? And
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why why are there men not lifting the seat?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You do you not want to touch the seat?
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Is that why?
Speaker 6 (33:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I would never go without lifting the seat, but somebody
here does.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
But do you use like a nap like a like
toilet paper?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I clean lift the seat, I clean it. I go
to the paper towels what and kind of clean it?
Speaker 22 (33:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
If somebody was rude enough to live drippage?
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Well, some places have the sheets that go over the yeah. Yeah, yeah,
And some people just hover h and they go in.
Speaker 11 (33:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I was always taught to hover.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Because I tend to pee in the stall. Oh oh really, Yeah,
because I don't want somebody coming up and holding a
conversation with me while I'm at the urinal, okay, and
then he's looking down like, okay, going on here? Yeah,
you know, I just like to have a private pick.
Everybody double p.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
The private things everybody wants to see.
Speaker 25 (34:04):
Just on the topic of the public reshrooms, I had
my niece one day and she had opened up a
stall not realizing it wasn't locked, and somebody was in there,
and there was definitely somebody playing with himself.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I'm sure there's a lot of that going.
Speaker 20 (34:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
I gotta tell you though, getting back to the urinal,
if you're at the urinal, justin you have to be
perfectly honest. Aren't you attempted to sneak a peek at
the guy next to you just to see how you
know everything's going.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
I'm gonna say no, straight ahead. I don't want to
be caught.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Well, you just want to see where you stand in society.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Yeah, how are.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
You doing in society?
Speaker 26 (34:45):
Bell seem to be okay, average, you know, not below average,
and that's what you want, you know, you don't want
to be below average in that category.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Yeah, I guess average is good. Yeah, I don't know.
I just I keep my eyes focused straight ahead. I
don't want my eyes wandering anywhere. I don't want to,
you know, I don't want that.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I remember a fond bathroom memory. Not really. I was
on a miserable date years ago, hot summer night, go to.
Speaker 27 (35:13):
Use the bathroom, just peede, look around, no toilet paper,
the option to drip dor I was not there.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I had a dress on. It wasn't gonna happen. Look around.
Speaker 27 (35:22):
There's nobody in there. And I go to my pocketbook.
Nothing's in there except for a three foot long CBS receipt.
I guess what, clean up an aisle five?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It did the job, and you do what you gotta do.
Have you, guys? Ever, if you've gone into a public
restroom and there was no toilet paper, asked the person
next to you to handle toilet I always do that.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Has that happened to.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
You, because you don't know if there's gonna be toilet paper,
and you rush in and you're like, oh my god,
I've been Yeah, so people have been nice.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Don't you think it's slightly ironic that we're talking about
penal size in some cases?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
And my childhood buddy Duchy is sitting in the studio,
famous for having it for the size. Is that true?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Famous?
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Like nicknamed the horse.
Speaker 28 (36:12):
Okay, you can hear the mic right there, the.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Talk of the child.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Just a thumbs out. He can't even hear me. Thumbs
up or thumbs down on what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Can you confirm or deny what Billy just said?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Thumbs up? Yeah, okay,
Now this morning show in Boston.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the Morning. It's just a great
start to my day on kids one.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Wait, well, good morning everybody, and welcome into the big
Friday show, The Billy and the Lisa Morning Show. God,
we have so much going on. First and foremost, it
is Mother's Day weekend, So Happy Mother's Day to all
the moms. Oh Mother's Day fat Yeah, Okay, I've been bedridden.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I took a dance class. I can't even move my hip.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I bet they're gonna send me to the day found.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, the supposed to be a happy thing.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Okay, Oh, good morning everyone. So Lisa, I just wanted
to wish you and all the mom's listening a magnificent
Mother's Day. I'm not a mom, but I admire all
of you. You're one of a kind. You can do
everything and anything. You're like superheroes. And in my opinion,
every day is Mother's Day, but with the special honor
(00:57):
on Sunday. I hope it's still with lots of fun
and away and want.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What a beautiful talk about It was really lovely.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Amazes me how nice some people are.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Hey, everyone, it's book Courtney. I'm just checking in.
Speaker 8 (01:10):
I want to say, have a great weekend and happy
mother se Lisa.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Happy Mother's Day, Courtney, she's a new mom too, baby Emma.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well, let's just go right there. You want to be
proud of Lisa Dunovan. You had to be there last night.
We were at the Raising Arita Reader gala, And you
have to understand this was a ballroom at the Newbery,
the fancy Newbury hotel in Boston. The ballroom filled with Brahmin,
with intellectuals, with readers all their ages. Authors. Yes, I
(01:43):
was an author last night, had my own table. I
had to text Winnie a picture of my name tagged
that's that author.
Speaker 9 (01:49):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I texted it the producer Riley as well. But let
me tell you, Lisa got an award last night and
made an acceptance speech and made me cry.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He did.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He legitimately started crying.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I've always been so proud of her, but I've never
been more proud of her than I was last night.
Her speech was perfect and it was just awesome. And
to think there were only two awards handed out last night,
one to Lisa Dunovan and one to the president of
the Museum of Science. Wow, Okay, it was so impressive,
(02:22):
and yeah, I cried at the table.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Congratulations really well deserved. And on Mother's Day weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, no, it was great. My family was there, my
dad flew in. It was really nice. But I have
to do a shout out to Raising Reader into Christine
Ward because they did. They gave me this wonderful award.
But it's freely for all of the book club members
because without them there would be nothing. Right. So, but
she surprised me with a Judy Bloom personalized book, Like
(02:49):
Judy Bloom wrote me a really nice note. And the
way that she got to Judy Bloom was she actually
wrote her a letter, like a handwritten letter, and she responded.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Wow, I can't Judy Bloom. I read her books and elementary.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's what I'm saying. And you know who gave her
the idea to write a letter, Charlemagne the God when
he did my book club. Because Charlemagne is very good
friends at there, and he told her like she responds
that way, it's just really cool.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, it was a beautiful night. So I'm sitting there, well,
crying at the table. I'm sitting next to her dad,
Bill vic Nicki, and imagine he's her dad and he's
saying to me, you got to pull yourself together.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
What are you doing? Costa was like it was.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Such a full sort of moment because right like a
year ago or two years ago, like like you didn't
have a book and there wasn't really much of a
book club. And then we were sitting at this table
at this gala and you are an author and I
was getting this award. It was just like it was amazing.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It was really cool. And you know who else was there?
Dan Shaughnessy. He used to be on this show all
the time. He walked up to me, we were both
on our way to the men's room, and he said,
I got to tell you, you guys are crushing it in
the morning. He said, my entire family is upset the
Billy and Lisa morning show. So we're gonna have him
on this morning and talk about the Celtic sent Oh
Shaughnessy's coming back. Yeah, we got him, array of sunshine.
Speaker 10 (04:08):
Those people are morons.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
What's in the stands?
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Everybody else sucks.
Speaker 11 (04:12):
He's a knucklehead.
Speaker 10 (04:13):
We don't like him.
Speaker 12 (04:13):
I know you call me for the sunshine.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'm giving a t all right, Yeah, baby, I love
Oh yeah, so was that Blinded Light by the Weekend
or the Weekend by Blinded Legs.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, we're shooting for eight ten this morning, Dan Shaughnessy
on the Celts.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, we got to make sure producer Riley when she
calls him that she can let him know the songs
and the artists.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, he likes to know.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Well, he messes him up.
Speaker 10 (04:35):
No, I just mel Sean Mondez.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
When I used to see the Phone.
Speaker 13 (04:40):
Girl, I'd be like this song in this song he did,
and then he'd open up every break with it.
Speaker 14 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Great. We need to do a shout out to the
Newbury Hotel because we met some really nice guys that
work there.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Were waiters and stuff. We're coming up to us. Oh,
we all listened to the show and they all had
the matching jackets on where them. Yeah, it was awesome.
And don't forget this morning. We have a new pope,
a new pope yesterday. By the way, that didn't take long,
did it. He's that was the first time US born pope.
(05:11):
And uh, well he spent a lot of his service
in Peru and just in your Peruvian that's right. Half
he went to Villanova Lisa's from Pennsylvania. Lisa is also
a catechist.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yes, I taught faith formation for five years.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
A lot of connections, a lot of connections. Morning Show.
And by the way, he got an honorary degree at Merrimac.
Go Warriors.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Oh yes, well you are one and the same with
the Pope Bill.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
He's not a show boat.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He is very calm, but extremely intelligent and extremely compassionate.
Speaker 15 (05:42):
From the Planet Fitness, Kiss one Away Studios. We're back
with a Villy and Lisa in the morning Kiss Now
the entertainment update with the Villy cop sets.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay, So the Seltz are in New York for the weekend.
Game three Tomorrow, three three thirty tip off. Celtz winless
in the series so far down two games zip. Jason
Tatum the first to admit he hasn't been playing his
best at basketball in this series.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
I take full ownership on the way that I've played
in this series, and you know, can't sugarcoat anything.
Speaker 16 (06:17):
I need to be better, and.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You know I expect to be a lot better.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And I love this story. Celtics legend Paul Pierce lost
to bet he bet if the Celtics did not beat
the Knicks in Game two he would walk fifteen miles
from his house to work, and he did it. It's
really wild, though, I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Celtics got me out of here like this, like this.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
There he goes the long walk right there, Red Sox
by the way in Kansas City with the royals. Tonight
they shut out the Rangers. Last night. Five zip was
the final there. And we've got ourselves a new pope,
Pope Leo the fourteenth, our first American born pope ever,
born in Chicago, went to Villanova, spent most of his
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service in Peru, got an honorary degree from Merrimack College,
and his brother, reacting to his brother becoming pope.
Speaker 17 (07:14):
I was reading a book. I got a text that
said there's a white smoke. So I went down and
turned the TV on. No one knew at that point
who the pope was, but there was white smoke, so
we knew. So I was watching. I called my niece
to make sure she knew. Then we just sat there
and watched it, and then she said, look, the curtains
are moving. I said, oh, something's coming up. Then that
(07:35):
French bishop came out who was going to announce it,
and we heard the name and she screamed, and I said,
oh my gosh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You're right. It was surprising and it was so quick.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, I couldn't believe how fast it happened. But we
never think about what it's like to be the sibling
of a pope or a friend.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Imagine just growing up with him in the neighborhood and
you're like, oh my god, my friend is the pope.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah that's crazy. Yeah, you know, I happened to be
in Rome. I was going to drop by for a coffee.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You know, like what, Yeah, this is really exciting.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, really exciting. Crowds, massive crowds in Saint Peter's Square
and they just erupted when they saw the white smoke.
Pretty cool stuff. So the weekend, it gave a very
rare interview yesterday. His movie Hurry Up Tomorrow comes out
next Friday. He talks about his decision to drop the name.
Speaker 18 (08:22):
The weekend felt like I had nothing else to say,
you know, like it felt like that's what it kind
of felt like to me. I was on stage and
it's like, I don't I've said everything I can say
as this person, and now it's the it's time for
me to take that next the Next Step, and this
film was kind of like that guiding light for me.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And He'll bring his toor to Jilts Stadium June tenth
and eleventh. Justin it is new music Friday, let's unpack it.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
So last week we had the Doja Cat song from
the F one movie. That movie comes out June twenty seven,
starring Brad Pitt. By the way, the soundtrack looks incredible.
We have another single from that Bye Rose, also sometimes
called Rosie from Black Pink. It's weird that some people
call her Rosie, some people call her Rose. Who knows
(09:09):
what it is? Bill? Can you help you? Anyway? The
song is called Messi. And there's another song called Messi
out right now by Lola Ya, which might be the
number one song with the Kiss top thirty countown this weekend.
But this is Rose again. That's from the F one
movie soundtrack. The movie and the soundtrack drop June twenty seventh.
Morgan Wallen's new album comes out next Friday. It's gonna
(09:32):
feature over thirty songs. This one he just dropped called Superman.
I take McCray, by the way, gonna be on that
album next Friday.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You say it's thirty songs.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Thirty seven, It's not Vinyl, You never fit them.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
And finally Miley cyrus her album comes out May thirtieth.
We had a live version of this song more to Lose,
which comes from that album.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
All Right, and there you go, Thank you, good job.
How to wrap it up, buddy. Earlier this week we
talked about Justin Bieber not being with his wife Hayley
at the met Gala. Turns out he's been in Iceland
working on a new album. He's been posting pictures from
a studio we believe to be Iceland.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I think Iceland speed. I'm going to Iceland in June.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yes, she will.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's otherworldly.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Not your first time in Iceland now, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, it's I hope it helps him. It's a very
spiritual place.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Okay, Belichick's he does. Belichick's girlfriend Jordan, expected to compete
in the Miss Maine pageant this weekend, so our talkbacker
Sarah from Maine wanted to serve as a correspondent for
the Billy and Lisa Morning Show and Justin you got
a DM from Sarah from Maine.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Well, she lives in Portland, probably not far from where
the event is and yeh. She offered to go, but
then she looked up the ticket prices and she thought
it would be like twenty bucks. It's a one hundred
bucks a ticket ticket in So she's happy to go
if Uncle Bill will reimburse her via Venmo. And Bill
has agreed, but she says, yeah, that she thought there
would be like twenty She doesn't make a ton of money, obviously,
(11:01):
she works for a nonprofit. She doesn't have pottery bond
pillow money. Like, that's what she says.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
All right for me, if you want money from don't
make fun of him.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, okay, you make fun of him every day.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, but I'm like his daughter. Okay.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
So for the pageant, Sarah for Maine will be our
correspondent up there in North Country.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Right, And I want to note that Bill Belichick was
in New York this week. He was speaking at the
NYU's Stern Business School, and Jordan was not with him.
He had a different PR person, The former VP of
the Bears, Brendan Faber, was with him. Is she out
well either that or she's preparing for the pageant?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (11:41):
Talking about this?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Okay, Well we almost have to because it's pageant weekend.
It is. I don't know what I want more her
to not show up for the pageant or for her
to lose the pageant?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Can I let you guys know something?
Speaker 13 (11:54):
So alert listener Rebecca sent me a message that you
can actually vote by paying money to get them into
the semifinals.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I don't want to her attention.
Speaker 13 (12:04):
She's going to win, and I'm like, do you think
that Bill Belichick would just throw a thousand dollars just
to get her, just to get her semifinals?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
And then would she use her own money?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yes, she has plenty of money.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Now imagine buying into the Let me.
Speaker 13 (12:16):
Look at the link right now to see how many
votes she has via money.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
It's a dollar a vote. Okay, well we'll build donate
to the fund to get her up front.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I just don't do that, kay, No, Hey, tomorrow night,
Walter guy, it's not Walter. Why do I keep doing that?
Walton Goggins from The White Lotus is going to be
the guest host on Saturday Night Live Arcade Fire the
Musical Guest next weekend. It's the finale with Scarlet Johanson hosting.
That'll be funny because she's married to Colin Yost and
(12:44):
a Bad Bunny is the musical guest next weekend. Netflix
by the way rolling out a redesign of its homepage,
the first big makeover since twenty thirteen, fewer titles, more video,
sleeker design, and now this. Simon Cowle says he was
offered one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to judge a
(13:09):
couple having sex. I'll let him tell it.
Speaker 19 (13:12):
I was in a restaurant and this guy comes up
to me and he said, you know, I love your show,
Thank you very much. Will you take a picture of Sure,
this is my wife. Nice to meet you. Would you
judge us having sex? I'm like, you winding me up?
They went, no, we'll pay you how much? And it
actually was a little money. I thought, do I know,
(13:36):
I just can't do it.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It was one hundred and fifty grand.
Speaker 19 (13:39):
It was one hundred and fifty grand.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yet, Wow, would you one hundred and fifty grand?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I'd probably do it for a watch and judge, I'd
do it for like one hundred bucks.
Speaker 13 (13:47):
Yeah, I was gonna say I do it for like
one fifty Actually, do I think.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Justin would do it for free?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
I would imagine Simon.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Naughty little thing oh and I have a now this extra.
You know, Kelly Clarkson has been hinting around about leaving
her daytime show, which I think is a fabulous show.
She's so talented, and there's talk that her replacement could
be ho to Coppy What exactly what holder do just
(14:19):
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
She would leave the Today Show because she wanted to
spend more time with her family with.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
That giant mouth smile.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well, that doesn't bother me as much.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't know why.
Speaker 13 (14:30):
Well, I think maybe because it's more of a middle
of the day type of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
She's going to do a talker at school.
Speaker 13 (14:37):
Her daughters would be off to school, she can get
them off to the bus.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I still, I still think it's a grind.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Didn't she just leave the morning shows? She did she
spend time with the family?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
She did.
Speaker 13 (14:47):
They're just saying that was the name they wanted. They
don't know if she'd want to come back, but oh boy.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
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Speaker 19 (15:14):
Oh god, I thought that was absolutely dreadful.
Speaker 15 (15:20):
From the Planet's fitness Kiss one O. Wait studios, we're
back with a Villy and Lisa in the morning on
Kiss one.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
So justin, why don't we show some love to the
talkbackers right now?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Well, you can join the Billy and Lisa Show. I
say it every single morning via the talkback mic. That's
a feature on the iHeartRadio app which you can download.
And it's pretty cool, right you listen to us, you
listen to Kiss one O, Wait, the Billion Lisa Show.
You have something that you want to say, you just
tap a little microphone button and recorder right into your phone.
And the cool part is you can do it anywhere
in the country, anywhere in the world.
Speaker 20 (15:50):
Good morning, morning crew, this is Vegas Ray calling in.
I know it's a little late, but so wanna check in. Yes,
it is so nice to hear your voice. I hear
your voices every morning here in Vegas. Imagine how it
would be on mass af being stuck in traffic. You
can see all those green trees, everything green around. So
(16:11):
tired of the desert of ninety four degrees. Anyway, you
have a great day.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Vegas Race is by Vegas, right, check it in.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Although ninety four degrees I was going to be about
thirty five. Feels like thirty five old.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
And wet today, but everything is very green.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yes, a lot of green trees.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I cut my grass yesterday. It was so long. It
took me. It took me four eyes.
Speaker 21 (16:37):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
We got our arc crass. Yeah it looks great. Wait,
you did my park.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You did long work on a weekday.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
You never do long a good point whennye Yeah, I
had to. It was so so long.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah yeah, wow.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
It looks great now it's nice and green. But this
clumps all up and down. It nothing you can do with.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
That, nothing like the morning after a fresh along cut.
It's I missed that so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
was the biggest thing that was taken from me. Now
your yard is a parking lot, well, no, we have
a huge yard. There is a lot of green grass, so.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, Yeah, you have Charles the Tree.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh, Charles.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I forgot to say good morning to Charles the Tree
this morning, to be so insulted every day at Charles,
You're looking so handsome today.
Speaker 13 (17:23):
At four in the morning, you're just having absolutely I
walk right by him, Widow.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It's the mayor of the South End.
Speaker 22 (17:32):
I just want to give a shout out to ABC
News and David Leure for that beautiful, beautiful coverage of
the new Pope. It was just so moving, the Sistine Chapel,
the Rome. I was in tears in front of my TV.
So I want to wish everybody Happy Mother's Day. In
the words of Pope Leo, Peace to you all, have
(17:55):
a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah. Rome is a very cool place.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I loved Rome.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Yeah, it was cool saying in the crowd, you know,
one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
People, it's yeah, it's insane, and.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
You see them all crying and the kids around the
shoulders and they're crying.
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I remember standing right there about it, right right there.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Yeah, and that sort of square square yeah, Papa, yep.
And this Mother's Day weekend, Happy Mother's Day to all
the moms out there.
Speaker 21 (18:22):
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. So
much respect for all of you. You have the hardest
job in the world trying to raise little human beings not.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
To be jerks.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And that's a tall order.
Speaker 21 (18:37):
So happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That's true. It's a tough job.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It's a tough job, but that's really what we do, right, well,
try to raise them not to be jerks. That's like
a highlight.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Just be a good person. Yeah, with respect.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, I've always tried to instill in my Yeah, my kids.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah, you love them even though they're annoying.
Speaker 23 (18:56):
Mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mama, mama, Okay, mama, okay,
shut out, all right, shut up.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
That's literally my house just attached. It never ends, justin Oh,
never ends. I know.
Speaker 14 (19:18):
After watching a lot of the court trial on Thursday yesterday,
I don't know where is Karen Loftus. We need her
back in that radio station before next Thursday. We have
lots of questions.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Because I had never had an audiate.
Speaker 14 (19:36):
Loftus can come back.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
What's happened on there?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Catherine in it sevent Thursday every Thursday.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Yeah, once a week is good because she can take
all your questions so listen. If testament the trial happens,
you have questions, write them down before Thursday, or.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
You talk back for you and you can always just
have it ready to go right justin.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
I'll do my best. Thank you for adding work to
my schedule. Or you could just write them down on
your phone.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Right and by the way, in the course of the week,
if there is a bombshell, we'll get it.
Speaker 13 (20:06):
Only I don't think there's not anything bombshell.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm hoping for a bombshell.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, even been close to a bombshell yet.
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Right, if you follow the last trial, this trial is
pretty actually means it's tedious. Yeah, I will say Wally
gave us like gifts that we didn't know he was
giving us by putting every Albert on the stand because
this guy's like I don't need this person, I need
that person. He gave us like one salacious person with
Jen McCabe and that's it.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, he's edited.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, a lot of stuff.
Speaker 13 (20:39):
Yeah would be fun, but he gave us a lot
of gifts.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Catin loftus next Thursday, seven point fifteen. Write down your questions.
If you send it a talkback, I might you know misplace.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Them gets lost in the shuffle. There's a lot of
talk backs in there. Don't listen to Winnie. Sorry, never
listen to Winnie.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Lisa Kiss.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Okay, So, Lisa, you're sitting on a list of the
strangest things that can happen to you in a public restroom.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Right, but it came to us the idea from a talkbacker, right, justin.
Speaker 24 (21:13):
Possible topic time, what's the weirdest thing that's happened to
you in a public bathroom? The other day, I was
in a truck stop restroom and a gentleman next to
me was shaking himself after urinating and it got all
over my leg. It was relatively horrified.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh that's disgusting. Oh my god, what do you do?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
How do you come back from it?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Do you like, what do you do first?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Do you like punch him in.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
The face and then wipe your leg off?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Well, it's like a form of assaulted me. Like there's
no one doing that, Like you know what used to
bug me in the bathrooms? Like if you're at a
urinal and the guy comes in next to you, when
he starts holding a conversation with you, I'm like, okay,
I don't want to talk to you right now, I'm
holding my mandood in my hand, you know, and you
(22:04):
want to hear something really creepy. The old Boston Garden
as well as Fenway Park for men, used to have
a giant trough, Yes, a communal urinal where you were
in a circle, all peeing, looking at each other in
a circle.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
And if your dad brought you as a young kid,
now you're looking at your father's penis directly. That was me.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I would go to Fundway with my dad saying I
would hold my pee because I'd go stand on this
trough with all these drunk grown men with their things out,
and I couldn't. I'd stage fright.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah, it was so weird. Yeah, yeah, anyway, what do
you guess?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
This is a good lest So someone found a prosthetic
hand stuffed in a toilet. Imagine seeing that walking into
a public restroom. Another person said that they found a
pile of eaten chicken wings on the toilet, so someone's
eating chicken.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
He was using it like a dining room table.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
This happened in a club. I can't even imagine like
what happens in club bathrooms. But a person found a
skirt in the bathroom of the club. So they were wondering, like,
did the person just walk out in their underwear? What
were they wearing?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Another person said that her husband found a family size
serving of spaghetti and meatballs splattered all over the toilet
in the walls of the bathroom and they can never
get it out of their brain.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Now, like, carries spaghetti and meatballs get into the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Why are people eating on a public restroom toilet?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Yeah, usually eating and going the bathroom don't go together.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
They don't, you would think.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Another person found two positive pregnancy tests. Oh behind, congrats.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
They just threw it in the in the trash can
next to the urinals or something. Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Weirdly enough, both of my weird bathroom incidents involved Bill.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Really, I know you've got one you've told before, and
it's totally untrue.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
You made it up there, dream, Okay, I don't, I
don't lie.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Okay, So it was a dream.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
What happened my first week as an intern, many many, many,
many moons ago. I went to the bathroom and when
I walked in, I went to go use the stall
all the way down and the stall was open, So
you would think, no, one's in there, and when I
walked in, there was Bill on the toilet reading a newspaper.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
What see this is wrong on so many counts. Okay,
first of all, I've never read anything on a toilet ever,
like never, and.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
He sit on the toilet, he was sitting down.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Well, if I there was an emergency, I had to
go to the bathroom on the toy. But he made
this up or he dreamt it.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
No, it really happened. And the second one is one
time I was at an event and I went into
the bathroom and Bill was in there and he was
maybe not expecting anybody to come in. But when I
walked in, Bill was going number one at the urinal. Yeah,
but he was a little bit far back from the urino,
and I got a full glance. I got a full look.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Really, unit, Well you got to stand back there splashing?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Well, I don't want to be the recipient of splashing, right,
that's why you are I got a strong flow. Yeah,
and you know it can cause a splashing in a sprinkler.
So I walked in there was Bill, you know, full out. Yeah, No, Winny,
I am not going to describe it, please.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I don't want the description.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I don't want the description.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh you want the description.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
All I'll say is he's doing just fine. Let's go
to Carmen Online too.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, all right, Carmen Online too. What have you got
for us? Make it good? It's a Friday show.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Oh it's a goodie. This is going back in the seventies.
I was in a club down on Revera Beach and
I had to go to the bathroom. So I proceeded
into the men's room and I'm in a stall. The
other two years were taken and as I'm going but
halfway to somebody dressed in dona and and had a vomit.
(26:02):
So they just started the vomit in the stall that
I was in.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Oh that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Wait a minute, were you sitting on the toilet facing the.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Door when I was just relieving myself?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, yeah, because.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
I couldn't use so needless to say, he got.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
That was just one big message.
Speaker 15 (26:25):
Now it's topic time with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Okay, So we got a DM and a talk back
from somebody who wanted to tell us a story about
that experience they had in a bathroom, a public bathroom,
and everybody's been there, everybody's had a weird experience in
a public bathroom.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Juster.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Let's start with this. We mentioned Fenway Park used to
have those big troughs back in the day. You might
remember as a kid or an adult, where all the
men would stand around in a circle and I'll peete
together basically. Yes, And you know it's I talk about,
you know, not being able to go to the bathroom
when I go to Fenway as a kid because I
had stage fright. I mean, all these grown men with
(27:06):
their things.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Wouldn't possibly have been more creepy.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
Yeah, park trough stage right trauma is a very real
but very specific.
Speaker 11 (27:18):
Mental ailment among men of a certain age in this area.
Speaker 10 (27:21):
I see you, and I hear you.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Just I totally agree. It's so creepy.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
It was terrifying. Yeah, And you had to wait in
line just to get a spot at the trough. This
is a big trough, right, And and they had like
a bar you stepped on at your feet and it
would flush the entire trough.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, it's not there anymore.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
No, no no, no, no, no no no. But I remember
my dad, you know, he'd be like, you know, four
or five bears deep at the park and he'd be like, going,
and I can't, I can't come. What's wrong with young
go no, you know, yelling at me.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Yeah, hey Bill, I don't know if you remember, but
those journals at Fenway Park used to have a little
water fountain, circular fountain in the middle that would wash
the durant and down the drains. And when we went
as kids, my brother ran ahead of us and we
went into the bathroom.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
And he was washing his face.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And this with the water coming out of.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
This is terrifle.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Okayway, yeah, no, you have no idea. It was like
ancient rome, like the fact that there was a trough.
It's like the way it was an ancient rome. And
it was at Fenway Park and also with the old
Boston Gordon.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
And when you were standing there, everywhere you looked, all
you saw was penis penises everywhere.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Like picture it. The trough could probably accommodate fifteen, maybe
even twenty men at least, right, and everybody's got their
manhood out like a fire hose.
Speaker 13 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh h it's like incredibly traumatizing.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, it really. My childther Buddy Dook he's sitting in studio.
He's going, oh my god, I can't believe it. Yeah,
the trough, Yeah, trip down memory lane.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
So the thing I hate most about Polk bathrooms is
when you go in and the person for you has
left you a gift? Why why do you do that?
You can't just press the button or pull the lever
and just make it nice for the next person. People
are so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
No, I totally agree, Like, just do it yourself, because
sometimes the toilet's flushed by themselves, so maybe that's why
it happens. But just take care of it yourself. Press
the button.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Well, it is such an issue here at the radio station.
Oh yes, that they have a sign inside the stall
they do that reminds you to flush because people were
leaving it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, there's a criminal working in this building. Well, okay,
every single morning, if I go to the bathroom, a
single down the hall, it hasn't been flushed, And I'm like,
it's who walks away from an unflushed toy?
Speaker 5 (29:52):
But like Lisa said, it is automatic. Sometimes it doesn't,
but you have to wait.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
You wait, you need to take care of it yourself.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's a currency. Double flush.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Yes, absolutely so when I was like eight years old,
I went with my best friend's family to go visit
her grandmother and an old person home and we were
using the public restroom and one of the songs had
a really big number two left in the toilet, and
I referred to it as jelly goop. I'm like, I'm
not going in that stall. There's jelly goop in the toilet.
And we're now thirty five years old and she still
(30:21):
reminds me of this moment that I had, calling on
number two a jelly goop memories.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Okay, why did we choose this?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, I definitely we got this through. When Noah left
this talk back.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry? Are we not having fun?
Speaker 16 (30:39):
The craziest thing I've seen in a restroom was on
the Peatown Ferry last summer. I was waiting for a
restaurant and they're all vacant, I mean, they're all occupied,
and after waiting ten minutes, one of the doors finally
opened and three guys literally fell out. The bathrooms are
as tiny as an airplane. God only knows what they did,
(31:00):
but it was kind of impressive because those dolls are tiny.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Crazy.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah, we know who?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
That was good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, you know, you.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Know, the worst are the gas station bathrooms, the old
gas station bathrooms where you had to get the key from.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The cashier, piece of wood.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
I still exist, I still exist.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Oh man, oh my god.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
I was in Canada and clearly I was drunk, and
I walked into a bathroom and just like what Billy said,
there was a trough. It was like ice and it
was smoking, and all the men were peeing in a circle.
And I was like, oh my god, I thought it
was some kind of tribal initiation and I ran out
(31:53):
of there realizing I was in the wrong bathroom from men.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Ug Yeah, it's like some sort of Roman ritual, like
who designed the trough? Like it's barbaric.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, that would be so traumatic. The stall next to me,
and there was a bagel sitting on the floor in
front of the toilet, in between the lady's legs. Aside
from it sitting on a little napkin.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
It was like completely exposed.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Like this in front of the toilet, on the floor
between her legs. Yeah, like the food stuff, I don't
get that, it's so.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Weird, but just throw it away on your way into
the stall, I mean, or just finish it.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, I don't get the food thing in the bath.
I don't it's so weird.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
So this question is for Billy and Justin. Two men
at my work just recently got into a verbal altercation
because one of the men didn't go to the urinal
and would go into the stall not lifting the seat,
and the other man was upset because there tends to
be urine on the seat when he needs to go
in there to sit down. What's the etiquette there? And
(33:07):
why why are there men not lifting the seat?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You do you not want to touch the seat?
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Is that why?
Speaker 6 (33:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I would never go without lifting the seat, but somebody
here does.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
But do you use like a nap like a like
toilet paper?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I clean lift the seat, I clean it. I go
to the paper towels what and kind of clean it?
Speaker 22 (33:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
If somebody was rude enough to live drippage?
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Well, some places have the sheets that go over the yeah. Yeah, yeah,
And some people just hover h and they go in.
Speaker 11 (33:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I was always taught to hover.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Because I tend to pee in the stall. Oh oh really, Yeah,
because I don't want somebody coming up and holding a
conversation with me while I'm at the urinal, okay, and
then he's looking down like, okay, going on here? Yeah,
you know, I just like to have a private pick.
Everybody double p.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
The private things everybody wants to see.
Speaker 25 (34:04):
Just on the topic of the public reshrooms, I had
my niece one day and she had opened up a
stall not realizing it wasn't locked, and somebody was in there,
and there was definitely somebody playing with himself.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I'm sure there's a lot of that going.
Speaker 20 (34:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
I gotta tell you though, getting back to the urinal,
if you're at the urinal, justin you have to be
perfectly honest. Aren't you attempted to sneak a peek at
the guy next to you just to see how you
know everything's going.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
I'm gonna say no, straight ahead. I don't want to
be caught.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Well, you just want to see where you stand in society.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Yeah, how are.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
You doing in society?
Speaker 26 (34:45):
Bell seem to be okay, average, you know, not below average,
and that's what you want, you know, you don't want
to be below average in that category.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Yeah, I guess average is good. Yeah, I don't know.
I just I keep my eyes focused straight ahead. I
don't want my eyes wandering anywhere. I don't want to,
you know, I don't want that.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I remember a fond bathroom memory. Not really. I was
on a miserable date years ago, hot summer night, go to.
Speaker 27 (35:13):
Use the bathroom, just peede, look around, no toilet paper,
the option to drip dor I was not there.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I had a dress on. It wasn't gonna happen. Look around.
Speaker 27 (35:22):
There's nobody in there. And I go to my pocketbook.
Nothing's in there except for a three foot long CBS receipt.
I guess what, clean up an aisle five?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It did the job, and you do what you gotta do.
Have you, guys? Ever, if you've gone into a public
restroom and there was no toilet paper, asked the person
next to you to handle toilet I always do that.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Has that happened to.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
You, because you don't know if there's gonna be toilet paper,
and you rush in and you're like, oh my god,
I've been Yeah, so people have been nice.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Don't you think it's slightly ironic that we're talking about
penal size in some cases?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
And my childhood buddy Duchy is sitting in the studio,
famous for having it for the size. Is that true?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Famous?
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Like nicknamed the horse.
Speaker 28 (36:12):
Okay, you can hear the mic right there, the.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Talk of the child.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Just a thumbs out. He can't even hear me. Thumbs
up or thumbs down on what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Can you confirm or deny what Billy just said?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Thumbs up? Yeah, okay,
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