Don't Knock On The Bathroom Door!

If the bathroom door is locked...why are you knocking?

Episode Transcript

(00:06):
Question this morning. No one wantsto be interrupted or rushed when they're using
the restroom. But we have allbeen in the toilet before and heard,
you know, somebody knocking. Idon't mean at your house, but I
mean, you know sometimes when you'reout or somewhere. I'm trying to think
like a bathroom at like a burgerking. Maybe it's passive aggressive. Yeah,

(00:27):
the knock because you have because withthe indication is the locked door.
You checked the door, it waslocked. You know I'm in here.
Yeah. So someone asks on theinternet, when someone knocks on the bathroom
door while you're using it, whatdo you say? All of the responsors
are awkward. The first one thatwas given most, the most popular answer

(00:47):
was shouting someone's in here. I'llsay that's when i'm someone in here.
But remember you're saying that in thethird person, like instead of saying I'm
in here, you're saying someone's inhere, which is what you say.
Yeah, I'm not I'm not sayingI'm in here. No, No,
because you do you don't know whothe person knocking is. I guess right

(01:07):
exactly. I mean, I meanI'm thinking of even like our work bathroom
situation like I would never say I'min here, no one's We have a
small amount of people that work inthis building, but they still don't know
which one of us is in there. It's funny that this was, that
this became a thing on the internetbecause just like two crazy lines ago,
it was my crazy lines, right, and and I didn't know if I

(01:30):
was crazy or not. But mymy crazy lines was if you knock on
a and it's usually public bathrooms,which I try not to use, But
if you knock on the door whenI'm in there, I refuse to answer
you. I just do. Irefuse to answer you, you know what.
But now I'm starting to wonder,like if you refuse to answer,
somebody could either get a welfare checkor maybe try to get a key,

(01:51):
thinking all the bathroom door locked itselfor something, Wow, you're taking a
risk there, or the number twowas occupied, yelling occupied? No one
speaks that way. You would neversay that you'd go back to someone's in
here? Did anybody answer? Doesthe lock tell you something? I haven't
gotten that far? Okay, somepeople say almost done or out in a

(02:14):
minute, but only you really knowif you're really almost done. I mean,
so are you lying? Are youreally almost done? And then sometimes
you don't want somebody in right afteryou've been in there. I know,
I don't I like that buffer,right well, I mean that's their own
problem at that point. But I'llsay one sack Number four was I'm in

(02:36):
here, which we talked about now. My response is number five, which
I do here often at Fox twobecause the Frankie, the wonderful cleaning person
loves to clean the bathrooms here rightat nine oh five, right as I
just get off the air and needto go, And I usually just go,

(02:57):
yeah, yeah, okay, Idon't you know what, I actually
think that's not a bad one.It's not. It covers all your bases.
Do you know what? In Japanthey knock back that. I like
that is funny. We need tostart doing that, just mess with people,
you know what. I'm I wishthere's a part two of this,

(03:22):
because I'd like to know the mindsetof the knocker, right. I mean,
the door is I've done this before. I'm on the other side of
this, and I go and Isee that the door is locked, and
I walk away and I'm back andI come back in a little bit I
would never even think to knock,So I'd like to know the mindset of
the people that do, because,like I said, I think it's passive

(03:43):
aggressive. I think you're trying torush me, hurry me along, which
is like, well, the guy, have you been in there? Because
if I've been waiting for about fiveand a half minutes, I do want
to rush you at that point.Oh yeah, I guess there's that.
Have you but I've been again,I just don't want to go in after
you at that point. You guysare lucky though. That didn't you tell
me that? At the bathroom atthe TV, at the at iHeart that?
Is there three doors? First?Four? We have four? You

(04:05):
have four doors? Four stalls?Yeah, we have two, three little
ones and a big one. Weonly have two. Yeah, well you
have your journals, though they're nottaking up as much room as a full
fledged locking bathroom. No, you'reright, Yeah, it's like a full
suite in ours. This one's funny. They say you can also have fun
with it and yell things like I'mwith a client, I'm going to do

(04:29):
that. It's good. I likethat