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Speaker 1 (00:11):
A very not in sync marching band.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
They are doing Will Smith's Summertime.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh okay, I just didn't pick up the beat me
on me?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh, I hear it?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
There it is there, it is?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Are they practicing?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That's the performance.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Anyway, Good morning. I thought we talked about some summer
things today.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, why not.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's the first day of summer and we're ready for it.
As Alan Longstreet tells us, We're going to have an
incredibly hot weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's going to feel like it's in the triple digits.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
So hot.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
If those sprinklers ready.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Your pool opened at your apartment complex, house and it
opened Memorial weekend. Anybody have a pool in your neighborhood
in south Lyon Chelsea?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Yes, one of my friends, A couple of my friends
actually have pools, so I plan on parking it there
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Look at show.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, actually we have two pools. We have the smaller
pool and then the indoor outdoor pool.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Have a pool near you that actually might be better?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah? Okay, here's some slumber things I found that I
thought were interesting. First and for foremost, the country's under
a brutal heat dome right now.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
This is not just here and actually weather terminology under
a heat dome.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
That's that's it's a brutal heat dome. Okay, yeah, and
it's going to be this way much of next week.
A writer for the Cut dot com did a big
article on pit stains and how she's just a very
sweaty person in general. She's always been embarrassed by it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
She says.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
She's now embracing her pit stains this summer. She says,
no more preventive measures, no more embarrassments.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Ring on the sweat.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Oh that's like when ladies tried to make armpit hair. Yeah, yeah,
it just didn't take off me. Still do it if
you want to, but it's not really ever.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Gonna's coming from a sweaty person like I'm I feel
like I'm constantly sweating, sweating through my shirts. I have
to be very mindful if I'm if we're doing appearances
and stuff, like what colors I'm wearing. Yeah, I don't
think that you need to go above and beyond to
try to not let that happen. But I'm not just
going to be like flailing my arms around like this
(02:20):
girl sounds like she.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Could you write a letter, You write an artcle like
this for a little attention.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
For sure, so we can have this conversation.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So we can have this conversation.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Sorry, Kroger, this is big is celebrating the summer by
giving away ninety two thousand free pints of ice cream.
Whoa ninety two because it's the ninety two days of summer.
You can download the coupon at free Kroger ice cream
dot com.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
That is really cool. You know what I had for
dinner last night? Ice cream dinner? Okay, blizzard?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Well you had dinner in a blizzard or just just
for dinner the blizzard?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Really?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
What kind turtle taking to a new level?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I seriously, if that's all you had, If it's all you,
who says that you need to have a piece of
you know, pot roast?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I was not being I wasn't being completely honest.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
If dairy Queen's going to door dash all the way
to my house, I feel like I should buy one
more thing from them.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So I got some French fries too. How are they there?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
They're pretty good? Arethy?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
And I dipped them in my Popeyes blackened ranch, which
is in my fridge.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
What's going on at that house, that you're not a diet.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Have you cooked anything in the last week.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I tried not to. I try not to.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I didn't realize we were still on the Popeyes blackened
ran got.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Back on it when I saw it at Kruger that
I could buy it and known it myself.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Oh, I didn't realize that you could buy it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You can buy a big bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And that doctor told al say, I can't find anything
wrong with that.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
She said, you know what, Yeah, all right, that's let's
do that. The New York Posts wants you to know
that summer is open season four UTIs. A doctor explained
the urinary track infections are more common in summer because
of the combination of the heat, the humidity, and unfortunately, Chelsea,
(04:09):
the dehydration.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Drink up your water.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Well, I don't know why you're looking right at me
for UTIs. I don't know if I think you need
to be looking right next door. But I probably have one, now,
don't Oh my god? And you have them all the time.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Time I find out I have one, it's when I'm
in the hospital for something else.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Right, I mean, it's happened like five times.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
And by the way, yeah, and by the way, this too,
and I'm like, how often is.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That going on? And how am I not recognizing this?
Shouldn't my body alert me?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
This is the summer conversation you were hoping for today
on Fox Local and one hundred point three wn I
see what's the best thermosat setting for summer? An article
on Martha Stewart dot com says the ideal temperature indoors
I kind of agree is seventy if you want to
save money and not crash the grids, seventy eight it's better,
but that sounds horrifying. Seventy five saves about three percent
on your en energy bill. Don't do what I do
(05:01):
and keep it at sixty six year round. You do
sixty six.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's my dream house.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I put it down to seventy nine yesterday.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yesterday was almost cold the day before, and as I
was doing it, because it's a constant battle, I was like,
please don't cry about this, and I'm like, boom boom,
boom boop.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Bringing it down from seventy seven.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
He's like, eh, he recognized it was hot, but I
have to bargain for seven.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I have to bar it for it because seventy four
is his meat in the middle.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
When I finally get in a relationship with someone, I'm
going to have a real problem. Like I don't know
why I feel so entitled, but like I'm in charge
of the thermostat. Take it up, power right off the
bat if. If you are cold, you can put a
sweatshirt on. I'm not sitting around in a house that's
seventy nine degrees.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Same men's sister, and we.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Have breaking news. Breaking news. The National Weather Service put
out an advisory warning people in areas with extreme heat
like southeast fish again this weekend to avoid coffee. Alcohol
meals high in protein. So somebody was ahead of the
curve and abandoning their children and pets and hot cars.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Thank you, National Weather Service.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I was going to tell them to mind their own
business till that last part.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Don't do that last part. But I'll drink alcohol and
coffee if I want to. Everyone's drinking their faces off
this weekend by a pool. It's just going to happen.