What Happened To Your Pants?!

Well...Allyson lost her pants in public.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I am very excited to say that. I think I
can say I've lost sixty pounds. It's pretty close. Pretty good.
Yeah wow, So since March, I think it was like
fifty six pounds, but I think it's pushing the ground up. Yeah,
I think so. So I've blest about sixty pounds and

(00:23):
and that's fantastic. I still have like two more batches
of sixty pounds to lose, but you know it's a
it's a what is it a marathon, not a sprint,
So it's pretty good sprint right now. Yeah. So one
of the things that's happening is everything that I have
is literally like falling off me. Everything's really big, and

(00:48):
even clothes that I bought a couple of years ago
to like take to Jay's Juniors or to go to Florida,
and I get them on Amazon and I buy them
like three XL but you know how they're somewhere else
that doesn't understand what an ex hell is, right, and
you get them and you're like it's a child's medium.
Even those things are kind of hanging off me because

(01:08):
I was finally able to wear some things in my
closet that didn't fit. So everything's and Warren's constantly like,
can you just please throw that out or not wear
that anymore? And I'm like no, because I'm enjoying it.
I'm actually enjoying that. I love swimming in these pants.
I know, it's it's kind of fun. I feel like
a little kid in my mom's clothes. Like, so, I've

(01:29):
been enjoying it. The fact that it is completely unflattering doesn't.
That's never gonna matter to me. I mean, I'm not
really putting that much effort in any way. So there's
a couple pairs of pants that are really pushing it.
Like so I have this pair of like white sweatpants
and I have to flip the waistband three times. And

(01:54):
the other cool thing about this was it wasn't that
long ago, back before March, where these were tight and
they and like down around my ankles. They were tight
around my ankles and my calves. And now they just
literally I have to bunch them up and pull them
up and the crotch hangs down to the knees. It's
really a hot mess. But whatever, I'm still wearing them

(02:16):
and I don't care. Except for now, maybe I'm not.
You can probably admire or something get old. I could,
but like I said, I'm enjoying like everything falling off,
except then this happened, and so maybe not. And also
I'm like, I don't want to buy too many new clothes,
even cheap, new dumb clothes, because you know, hopefully, well

(02:39):
by the end of the year, hopefully another forty pounds
is off. Yeah. So these particular pair of whitish gray sweatpants.
I was getting out of the car over the weekend,
and uh, I had my flip flops on and I
caught my foot like it was a whole thing. I'm
getting out of the car and I caught my foot

(02:59):
and the bottom of the pants got caught around my toe.
Then my heel stepped on like another part and I
literally depanted myself. Oh my god. As I got out
of the car, I pulled them all the way down
with my heel. Where were you again? I was getting
out of the car. I was walking into an establishment

(03:19):
to pick up breakfast. Establishment windows everywhere, it was a
shopping mall, cars parked. Did people see you pink underwear?
Oh my gosh, chants down. Okay, well we've got a
couple of issues. Wait, hold on, how well, how long

(03:39):
were the pants down, And it took me a second
because of the position I was in. I was getting
out of the car. I couldn't like I had to
finish standing up like the pants were down as I'm
in a in a semi standing position. First I have
to get my bearings about me, and then I reached
down to the ground to pick them back up. You hustle,

(04:03):
I couldn't. I don't think there was any hustle there. Listen,
not as not as much as you think. Get on
a treadmill every day, you certainly can hustle those pants
back up. It was I'm telling you, I was getting
I was stepping out, I was in a bend. It
was a thing I just took. I also have seen
those pants before, by the way, and I think it

(04:25):
was probably a risky move wearing pink underwear with those
I don't I feel like you could see through that.
I should say they were peach probably peach. Peach is
a better word, is it? Like? That wouldn't By the way,
my underwear are really huge now too. Those are all
like falling off. Those you should buy new right away. Nothing.
I don't care. It feels great to lose weight. No

(04:45):
onewear the underwear. I'm with you on that. I'll just say,
does it look like those on lawn signs with the air?
There wouldn't And as a person bending over and you
see their underwear, yeah, no, it's like that. Yeah, except
the pants and you were real personally down on the ground. Yeah.
Oh good. Yeah, the congratulations on the weight loss, and

(05:07):
Allison's not allowed to go back to that store for
a while now. They don't want to see me for
a while.