5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: The Wet Spot

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five lives to all right,
five lies tell your mom?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Peyton?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hello, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Good morning. Peyton is going to do five lies to
tell your mom. And Bianca always talks to them before
they go on the air with us.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
She said, she sounds like a wild child. Are you
a wild child? Peyton?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Absolutely? My mom's biggest headache.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Now, how many kids do you have in your family?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I think five? Yeah, it's five including me.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh my gosh, where do you fall? I get to
think about it. Middle child?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm the middle child.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
She's the wild one. Here we go. Are we ready
for Peyton to do five lives? What are we going
to do? Bianca?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
All right, so Peyton has been currently like looking for
a new job, and we're going to pretend that she
got one.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
But she's going to be a nighttime ballerina, if you
guys know what I mean? Oh stripper, yes, nighttime ballerina.
Is that really? Okay? All right? Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Lie number one that you're gonna have to listen for.
You're gonna say, Mom, I got a new job. Lie
number two, say I'm gonna be a nighttime bellerina. Lie
number three, it's in a new club opening that's called
the Wet Spot.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh god, lie number four, I start poll classes tonight
and lie number five? Do you want you will? God?
Do you want to do it with me? They're looking
for more people.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
All right, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
So after your mom gets already pissed off, you're gonna
basically say, mom, you should be a stripper along with me.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
She'll support me, right, that's what do lies?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Lies? Lies? Here we go. We're calling up your mom.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
If you can keep her on for all five of
those lies, we'll set her up with the prize.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Are there manyma? I remember that my phone has been
acting up. So but I got a new job.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
So? So I ended up getting a new job as
a night time ballerina. You know, got up?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
No, I don't like taking like one ballet class.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
No, no, no. So you remember how we were talking
about like the only fans. So it's like it's a
stripper what. Yeah, So there's this new club opening up
downtown and it's all the West Spot and they had
an opening and.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Right now, seriously, you can't be serious something called the
web Spot If.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
It don't listen, what do you. You know, it's a
lot of money and it's a great opportunity.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
First of all, Hayden, can you even do it all up?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Listen, listen, you're.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Gonna be at a hole. Just stop it right now. Look,
you take one. I understand you can make some money.
Some girls make money, some don't, but like, have you
even taken a whole cloud? Just stop?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
So actually, I start the classes tonight and I met
a few girls there and are pretty cool, so they're
gonna help you. But on the bright side, it's not
like I have to buy like the uniform or anything.
You know, I just you know, go right in.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Uh yeah, okay, your dad's not Yeah, you can tell
your dad about this because I don't.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't think would.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Your go to clubs.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Listen. So the guy was telling me that if I
can recommend somebody that I could get a bonus for it.
So do you want to do it with me? You
know they're looking for pop okay, and I think.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
That would be fabulous. You know, I'm probably more capable
of been around enough holding youth right now. But nevertheless,
that's a nose.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, you can help me, you can teach me a
little bit. You know, I know you're you're.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I w yeah, when I when I graduate full classes,
I will definitely teach you. But until then, you need
to do some upper body work.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Okay, well you can help me out, you know, and
then you can you can show full up all the
new things that you learned. So I feel like you're ND,
we're gonna pull.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Just stop it right now. You know what, you just
went back to work. You're gonna give your damn out
a heart attack. So I'm going to allow you to
tell him. I'm just gonna help me from Yeah, I'm
gonna using and you know, all the wonderful things like
I'm not I'm not doing this right now with you.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's no, it's not even that bad.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hey mom, Hello, Hi mom? How you doing?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
This is the Mojo in the morning show. This is Mojo?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Oh my god, thank god?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
And you're on five eyes to tell your mom and
you know this is my one.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
She might actually.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I love that right away you called out her upper bodies.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Has to do that. She didn't have to do that.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Man, To be honest, to do I've looked up into
like different poll classes and that's my biggest sperence. I
have deep in upper body strength.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Then you're hired.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
We're gonna thank you yet I have it.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
That is actually the greatest way to shut up your kid.
Just start insulting them. I like that.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
She's a beautiful but like, how is she gonna sit around?
She's gonna fall off?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh my mom.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
We just want to tell you that you're on five Lives.
Tell your mom, and Peyton just won you a prize.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
So wow.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
That hang out bad news that comes with a price.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I like it. We'll set you up with that, mom.
So hold on one second, okay.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
And by the way, I love you guys, thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I appreciate this copy.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
You wrote the Wet Spot. That's going to be a
new strip club opening out there.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
We're we're going to put it in water first. It's
Mojo in the morning. Five Lives to tell your mom.