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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We okay, I just choked, all right, get that woman
something to get her, get her her studio. I'm like,
is she gonna be she? Okay, hold on before we
go anywhere, don't don't stop.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I hate when it happens.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I could not get it out.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm sorry. Can you, by the way, could you die
doing something like that? Like I wondered about.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Destination that would hear me out there?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Like I always I always thought to myself that my
sister Pat told me a story one time, and I
don't know if this is a wise tale or not
about the the a woman, a fat woman who died
on a chicken bone and that was that.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Was how she died. What I'm hungry?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
She the woman, The woman ate so much food so
fast that she died. And it was literally like a
chicken bone, like a wishbone that she died on.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Wish. Yeah, she choke to death.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And I thought to myself, if I die one day
and it ends up being a hot dog that I die.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
On, do die or tell you about the time?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I was like, can you give yourself the hindlich in
my apartment alone, because I was like if I died
choking on food.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The headlines that will run. Will It's the worst feeling
in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like it to me, like if I'm going to die,
like I want to get hit by a car or something.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Right dumb ways to death, Like that's that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Like if and I've said this to Chelsea that if
I die in my sleep, will she just take off
my clothes and tell everybody that we actually were doing
something with each other at that moment.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Because I want to like have a good story behind it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I just don't want it to be fat guy falls
asleep at night and never wakes up.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Did it Matthew McConaughey's mom or dad died that way?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It was one or the other? Am I making that
up in my head? I don't want to die. I
don't want to die.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I feel like one of them died because he or
she had a heart attack during sex.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I swear, I can't be kid. Yeah, but you also
don't want to die at the Old Country Buffet, do you?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I don't know, wishbone, No, not as weak you doffed
the chicken.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
How would you like to die during all you can
eat crab legs at the lodge.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I want to die like Game seven Pistons at home
K hit A three, we win a championship and I'm like,
let's go and then my heart gives out like or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, I don't know, Chicken, that would actually but that's
a great story. And if you didn't die during that moment,
you just had a heart attack while you were pushing
out a pooh you know.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Also very popular way to die really on the potty.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes, I don't know, Like I don't want that to happen.
I don't want to have not at all.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I can't have that. This two dirt two stereotypical. What's up, Kelly?
How you doing this mojo in the morning?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Hi? So I just seen a TikTok about Matthew McConaughey
and he said that his dad always wanted to go
out baking cookies and it actually happened so him and so, yeah,
his mom and dad were baking cookies and then she
they were wheeling them out because he had a heart
attack after and they put the cover over him and
(03:19):
the mom was like, nope, he wants to be seen
how he went out, Like, let that Body show, and
I just thought that was so funny that you just said.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So do you know if there was a smile on
his face, like did he have the face like do
you die with it?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I'm sure there was was very affective.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Let's not go morbid with this. This is a great story, is.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Matthew McConaughey, you waking up with Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Just keep living, Just keep living dead. Joe, what's up, Joe?
Good morning, fantastic.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Longtime caller, first time talking.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh you got me on that one. Go ahead, Hey,
tell me you can give yourself the Heimlich. You said
I had to google it. I don't watch a YouTube
video real quick. I was praying for Yeah, So what
do you do? You bend over a chair and just
push and.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Push it and then grab that seat and pull it in.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I've given the Heimlich to two people in my life.
I literally I saved Jeff Dollar, who used to work
on The Bird Show. I saved him when his uh
he was trying to swallow too big of a piece
of steak. And then I gave the Heimlick to uh
Ben West, who was a little kid. I gave him
the kiddy heimlick. He swall he was swallowing a hot dog.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I'm a I'm a hero.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
You made a difference in two lives.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Thank you. I appreciate that. I feel like it real quick, Joe.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Wouldn't it be amazing if when we did a first
time long time keV died during the screaming on a
person's name.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh my god, radio hos that did this topic died
the next day. I this topic. I want I want
to move on all right, r I p kid credit? What's
going on? Alissa?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Hi? Alissa Hi?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I just wanted to come on here and say I
actually was alone in my house at one point and
I started choking on something and I had to push
the couch out away from the wall to do the
Heimlich against the back of the couch.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh why I am that scary wanting? I was?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
I was eating pizza.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Were you after that? Was it nothing but yogurt or
something afterwards? Like I wouldn't need anything solid after that.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Massed potatoes, yoga, ice cream, anything, So.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's can you imagine you die that way? That would
suck my pizza? Pizza speak a.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Nap in the other room and he's only four, so
I was terrified.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh that's awful. What can wait real quick? What kind
of pizza, please, say, Papa Romano's.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
No, I'm pretty sure it was Little Caesar's.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Little you know what I eat Little Caesars. I want
to die after eating that too.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, that bread.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What Little Little Caesar's pizza is like like a McDonald's
French fry. You could just leave it in your microwave
for about a year, pull it out of there and
it tastes the same.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
What's going on? How you doing, Susan?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Good morning. So back in the day around forty I
actually did give my husband a heart attack while taking
a massive batch of cookies double.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah, we were baking a lot in those days.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
And so anyhow, she's talking.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
She said, cookies.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'm sorry you gave you gave him a double batch
of cookies.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I did, and he had a heart attack. He couldn't
handle it. So it was like one o'clock in the morning,
and he said he didn't feel well. So he went
down the stairs and I slipped the TV on. He
came back in and he said his chest hurt and
he fell on the bed, so me thinking, I got
to get into the hospital. So I was like two
miles away from the hospital at the time, fired apartment
(07:52):
in the middle. So I throw him in my car,
leave the kids at home sleeping, went by the way
of the firehouse, looked at and he.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Was still good way to the hospital.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
He needed three stents in his heart after that baking session.
But here's the funniest part. So the doctor comes out
after a while and he's talking to me, and he's
asking questions, a lot of questions like did he have
a physical I said a month ago.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
He was healthy as can be.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
His cholesterol is one eleven, you know. And I'm going
on and now, and now the doctor can tell I'm
holding my breath because I unconsciously hold my breath and
I don't know why when I'm upset.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh my god, he's going to kill me. With the
rest of the story.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Yeah, he said, so did you get to finish?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
And I just guessed for eric and looked at him
and he said, okay, you're breathing again, So he asked yeah.
So he asked the questions, but yeah, I mean, real.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Quick second, Sarah, Sarah, was it Susan I'm sorry, said Sarah.
Was in what position were you guys? Were you guys
missionary or what was she was on top?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
We were all over the damn place.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh god, got a joke, A yeah, and you know, I.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Mean, I don't know because it went from licking the
spoon to.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
She was talking about them white mcadamian's over there, Susan,
I'll see you.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh my god, I'm gonna end on that one. That
was a good call. Don't you want to know what
Susan looked like?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Susan?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And she said back in the day, I want Susan
in a habit. That's what I want Susan. And they
oat meal raised enough, they still, oh my god,
It is Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We okay, I just choked, all right, get that woman
something to get her, get her her studio. I'm like,
is she gonna be she? Okay, hold on before we
go anywhere, don't don't stop.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I hate when it happens.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I could not get it out.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm sorry. Can you, by the way, could you die
doing something like that? Like I wondered about.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Destination that would hear me out there?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Like I always I always thought to myself that my
sister Pat told me a story one time, and I
don't know if this is a wise tale or not
about the the a woman, a fat woman who died
on a chicken bone and that was that.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Was how she died. What I'm hungry?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
She the woman, The woman ate so much food so
fast that she died. And it was literally like a
chicken bone, like a wishbone that she died on.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Wish. Yeah, she choke to death.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And I thought to myself, if I die one day
and it ends up being a hot dog that I die.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
On, do die or tell you about the time?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I was like, can you give yourself the hindlich in
my apartment alone, because I was like if I died
choking on food.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The headlines that will run. Will It's the worst feeling
in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like it to me, like if I'm going to die,
like I want to get hit by a car or something.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Right dumb ways to death, Like that's that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Like if and I've said this to Chelsea that if
I die in my sleep, will she just take off
my clothes and tell everybody that we actually were doing
something with each other at that moment.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Because I want to like have a good story behind it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I just don't want it to be fat guy falls
asleep at night and never wakes up.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Did it Matthew McConaughey's mom or dad died that way?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It was one or the other? Am I making that
up in my head? I don't want to die. I
don't want to die.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I feel like one of them died because he or
she had a heart attack during sex.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I swear, I can't be kid. Yeah, but you also
don't want to die at the Old Country Buffet, do you?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I don't know, wishbone, No, not as weak you doffed
the chicken.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
How would you like to die during all you can
eat crab legs at the lodge.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I want to die like Game seven Pistons at home
K hit A three, we win a championship and I'm like,
let's go and then my heart gives out like or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, I don't know, Chicken, that would actually but that's
a great story. And if you didn't die during that moment,
you just had a heart attack while you were pushing
out a pooh you know.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Also very popular way to die really on the potty.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes, I don't know, Like I don't want that to happen.
I don't want to have not at all.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I can't have that. This two dirt two stereotypical. What's up, Kelly?
How you doing this mojo in the morning?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Hi? So I just seen a TikTok about Matthew McConaughey
and he said that his dad always wanted to go
out baking cookies and it actually happened so him and so, yeah,
his mom and dad were baking cookies and then she
they were wheeling them out because he had a heart
attack after and they put the cover over him and
(03:19):
the mom was like, nope, he wants to be seen
how he went out, Like, let that Body show, and
I just thought that was so funny that you just said.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So do you know if there was a smile on
his face, like did he have the face like do
you die with it?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I'm sure there was was very affective.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Let's not go morbid with this. This is a great story, is.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Matthew McConaughey, you waking up with Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Just keep living, Just keep living dead. Joe, what's up, Joe?
Good morning, fantastic.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Longtime caller, first time talking.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh you got me on that one. Go ahead, Hey,
tell me you can give yourself the Heimlich. You said
I had to google it. I don't watch a YouTube
video real quick. I was praying for Yeah, So what
do you do? You bend over a chair and just
push and.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Push it and then grab that seat and pull it in.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I've given the Heimlich to two people in my life.
I literally I saved Jeff Dollar, who used to work
on The Bird Show. I saved him when his uh
he was trying to swallow too big of a piece
of steak. And then I gave the Heimlick to uh
Ben West, who was a little kid. I gave him
the kiddy heimlick. He swall he was swallowing a hot dog.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I'm a I'm a hero.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
You made a difference in two lives.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Thank you. I appreciate that. I feel like it real quick, Joe.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Wouldn't it be amazing if when we did a first
time long time keV died during the screaming on a
person's name.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh my god, radio hos that did this topic died
the next day. I this topic. I want I want
to move on all right, r I p kid credit? What's
going on? Alissa?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Hi? Alissa Hi?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I just wanted to come on here and say I
actually was alone in my house at one point and
I started choking on something and I had to push
the couch out away from the wall to do the
Heimlich against the back of the couch.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh why I am that scary wanting? I was?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
I was eating pizza.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Were you after that? Was it nothing but yogurt or
something afterwards? Like I wouldn't need anything solid after that.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Massed potatoes, yoga, ice cream, anything, So.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's can you imagine you die that way? That would
suck my pizza? Pizza speak a.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Nap in the other room and he's only four, so
I was terrified.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh that's awful. What can wait real quick? What kind
of pizza, please, say, Papa Romano's.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
No, I'm pretty sure it was Little Caesar's.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Little you know what I eat Little Caesars. I want
to die after eating that too.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, that bread.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What Little Little Caesar's pizza is like like a McDonald's
French fry. You could just leave it in your microwave
for about a year, pull it out of there and
it tastes the same.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
What's going on? How you doing, Susan?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Good morning. So back in the day around forty I
actually did give my husband a heart attack while taking
a massive batch of cookies double.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah, we were baking a lot in those days.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
And so anyhow, she's talking.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
She said, cookies.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'm sorry you gave you gave him a double batch
of cookies.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
I did, and he had a heart attack. He couldn't
handle it. So it was like one o'clock in the morning,
and he said he didn't feel well. So he went
down the stairs and I slipped the TV on. He
came back in and he said his chest hurt and
he fell on the bed, so me thinking, I got
to get into the hospital. So I was like two
miles away from the hospital at the time, fired apartment
(07:52):
in the middle. So I throw him in my car,
leave the kids at home sleeping, went by the way
of the firehouse, looked at and he.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Was still good way to the hospital.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
He needed three stents in his heart after that baking session.
But here's the funniest part. So the doctor comes out
after a while and he's talking to me, and he's
asking questions, a lot of questions like did he have
a physical I said a month ago.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
He was healthy as can be.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
His cholesterol is one eleven, you know. And I'm going
on and now, and now the doctor can tell I'm
holding my breath because I unconsciously hold my breath and
I don't know why when I'm upset.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh my god, he's going to kill me. With the
rest of the story.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Yeah, he said, so did you get to finish?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
And I just guessed for eric and looked at him
and he said, okay, you're breathing again, So he asked yeah.
So he asked the questions, but yeah, I mean, real.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Quick second, Sarah, Sarah, was it Susan I'm sorry, said Sarah.
Was in what position were you guys? Were you guys
missionary or what was she was on top?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
We were all over the damn place.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh god, got a joke, A yeah, and you know, I.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Mean, I don't know because it went from licking the
spoon to.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
She was talking about them white mcadamian's over there, Susan,
I'll see you.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh my god, I'm gonna end on that one. That
was a good call. Don't you want to know what
Susan looked like?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Susan?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And she said back in the day, I want Susan
in a habit. That's what I want Susan. And they
oat meal raised enough, they still, oh my god,
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