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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
You know, many people have said that I could be
the greatest husband ever, said many people, you know, nine
out of ten doctors surveyed. Now, So so Chelsea, you know,
I will do anything for Chelsea now, especially after the
you know, the the year that we've had, I will
(00:23):
even do even more than I probably would have done.
But there is just one thing that I don't understand
how it is that I can't do it without something else.
So Chelsea, Uh, the last probably four or five nights,
and I don't know if this is something that's caused
by you know, her cancer recovery, she has had the
worst back pains ever. Like literally her back has been
(00:46):
killing her. And she's always had kind of a bad back.
So she will ask me if I will massage her back,
and she we have like these little things that we bought.
It's like a massage or it's like it's called a
therapy gun. Have you ever seen those? Like I think
the players use the Yeah, so you got a thera
gun thing. So she'll say, hey, will you thera gun
(01:06):
my back? And I said, absolutely, no problem. But she
always goes into it and says, but you cannot pull
your pants down in the middle because what ends up
happening is and I don't know why this is. And
I want to ask, are there any guys listening to
the show right now, if you're a man with male genitalia,
(01:28):
will you listen up real quick and tell me how
is it that you can go through massaging a woman's
back or you know, giving them a back rub or
anything like that, or even theor gunning without wanting to
have sex. And so she said to me, and you
can call her up if you want to Lydia for this.
She said to me, you're the only guy that does this.
(01:51):
You think you're gonna get sex every single time you
do it? And I said to her, I have no
idea how any man cannot want to just bang their
wife or girlfriend or have sex after they they give
a massage. It's always going to lead to that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't think you're wrong, thank you, in your thought
process at all. I think there's something so relaxing and
at times extremely intimate with massages. And you already touching her,
you know what I mean, You're already laying down, She's
already extremely relaxed as well, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I know, God, it leads to it always leads to
a little bit of excitement level, Like it gives me,
like to a point where I get excited over the deal.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Cooper, are you a man? Do you have male genitaliat do?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Cooper? Can you massage without wanting to have sex?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'll be completely honest with you. I used to so
when I was younger, I used to My mom would
like work really long days, so I'd give her message
massages and just like make her day.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
A lot easier.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
So as as an adult, yeah, I don't. It's just
more just to like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Wait, wait, so you don't get so you don't get
horny at all because you think of your mom.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I mean, yeah, it's just it's a nice thing, you know,
just to make them feel more at ease.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You know what, Cooper, You're the worst first phone call
I could have picked. You are a big a hole
and I don't ever want to talk to you again.
Hold on, Chelsea's on with us right now? Chelsea. Yeah, Chelse,
here's the thing. You know how much I love you,
(03:43):
but you also know how much I don't want you
to hurt. I don't want your back to hurt you,
but you have to understand it is a natural male
human reaction to want to turn the back massage into
a sexual thing.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
And from now on, I will pay for my massage
a stranger.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Even Kevin said that there's no way that he could
massage a girl without wanting to have sex. Are we surprised, right?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
And not?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Just isn't fair for the girl?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Like we're just we have a throw back.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I want to know, did you do any male messuses
messuse ees? I don't know if the pluralis of that.
Do any male massage therapists ever have this happen to them,
like where they they massage a client and they get
all tingly and stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
It has I think that this is this is a
male fantasy, Like I don't think you know you all
take massage, you think sex happy ending females were like
massage relaxed, don't touch me again?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Like not every female exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
There there are some females listening right now that also
picked those links.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, okay, maybe two. Am you trying to get our
back rub? Not bro come on, hold on, hold on,
Zeke is on with us right now? Zeke are you there? Yes?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Hey, yeah, sneath freaky.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'll be rubbing on my girls. She's a regular caller.
This is my first time calling.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Zeke you. Yeah, I'll be.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Rubbing up on her and then she passes out on you.
I'm trying to get it, and I'm seesus there snoring.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm like, oh great, Oh yeah, you think she's faking it.
You think that she's actually lying about being sleep.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
He really is deep sleep.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And I'd be like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
God, Chelsea, that's what you need. He gives a good massage.
It makes you fall asleep. You give it. I give
Chelsea a massage, and about five seconds into it, She's like,
you just stuck something in my back. I mean, it's
like crazy, but yeah, I'll be like rubbing her and
then all of a sudden, I just hear the snort
and I'm oh, man, what's up, Joe?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Hey, mom doing the gang? I guys doing.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
We're good, buddy. Are you like it? Are you an
average guy like we are?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I definitely am. Like if I offer my girlfriend and
massage and she she asked me, is this strings attacked?
I'll yeah, no strings attached. But then during it's like
all I can think about you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, that's it the entire time.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
I mean, if if she's really tired, really messed up,
I will give her good massage and she'll fall asleep.
But like if I don't say anything and I just
start massage and her she knows what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Exactly right, you know what it is?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeahnts turn the back shots?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Hey you think you're already right there?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh my god? Hold on, Morgan? What did you want
to say? Morgan?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
H Right, So I've been married my husband now for
over nine years and I'm at the point in our
marriage now where.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
If a BackRub does not lead to sex, I kind.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Of get son dead. Chelsea. You see this, This is
what you're supposed to act like, Chelsea, I'll.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
You inate the heck even I'll be like, do you
want to give me a BackRub?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Morgan? Will you? Yeah? How long? Mark?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Over nine years?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
See that? Chelsea?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well, get back to me when you hit thirty one?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
The charge, Morgan, Morgan, do me a favor, tutor my wife? Please?
What's going on? Dennis?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Dennis?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Hey? It's going good? Dennis, Say hi to my wife,
Chelsea she's on the phone. Hi, Chelsea, how are you?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
My wife is actually listening to right now?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh geez, all right, be careful. You could get yourself
in trouble. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'm definitely not going to. But I mean, I'm like
freaky Zeki over there. I don't think I've ever given
her massage and gotten turned down. Oh but yeah, no,
hear it all the time.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Oh yeah, no, I mean even you know, going when
she's taking.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
A shower, you know, rubber back out a little bit,
and you know it always happen.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Heyah, see that, Chelsea, this is what normal relationships sound like.
Are you listening?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
How long has he been there? How long you've been married? There?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Dennis together for five?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
See that, Chelsea. That's it.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
They're not proving any good point here.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh Jesus, hold on, Candace says, what's up? Candace, candas
you can relate to Chelsea. Huh, Yeah, what's the story?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
It's normally, if anything, you know, I found like a
BackRub or just like my legs or something.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Pretty much it doesn't lead to anything.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I kind of you stop it short. Yeah, yeah, you
you and you're you're like Chelsea, you ruin the mood.
Why are you ruining the mood? This is why you
guys have back problems. I want you to know that
there's too much stress in your lives. You and you
and Chelsea need to like enjoy the moment. Carmen, what's up, Carmen? High?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Hey, So I go to a chiropractor and I get
a massage once a week and the whole time that's.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
All I think about.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wait with your chiropractor?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
He is he a good looking guy? Yes? He is?
And does he make your back feel better? Yes? If
you tell my wife the name of that chiropractor, I
will kill you. Carmens. It's amazing. Have you ever threw
it out there?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
No, No, he's married? Oh my god? How crazy is that? Though?
He's adjusting her and she's in her head thinking that
she wants to bang this guy. Yes, jeez my goodness. Wow,
well where were.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
It's a good massage?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
There you go? Man, I almost said something that was
going to be bad. No, no, I can't dump it
because Chelsea will hear it. Ton.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Hi, how are you guys feeling?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What's happening? We're doing good? Say hello to my wife.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Hi? How you doing Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
How are you? I'm doing well and the first time long.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Money.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Okay, So I have a story in the reverse.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I took my boyfriend out for his birthday to get
professional massagers and we had separate rooms cause I didn't
get a couple of massage to cost somewhere. I was like,
whatever record do you master? And well it seemed like
he got more than what I paid for and then
what he bargained for because when I came out, I
(10:53):
was waiting on hand. I was sure because I had
like a female wrestler as a missus and he ran
out like I don't know what he saw. Okay, he
had his child wrapped around his waist and he act
like it was a fire in the room he came from.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
What happened? What did she.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Wait a second, do you say what not tell me?
Do you think that? Do you think that she ended
up having like did they have sex with each other?
Or what happened?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I don't know. I don't think it was sex. I
think he might have gotten an offer or she she
put her hands around.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
She did he was as a wife or as a
wife where you offended that you got the bad massage
and he got the good massage.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
No, I wasn't his wife. I was his girlfriend, and
and I wasn't that known because it made me laugh.
I was laughing all the way home. I'm almost in
tears asking him what happened. He never told me, and
I just I just didn't care. I could tell he
didn't have sex.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I have like something happened though, energy Yeah, would you
might have been okay with that?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Though?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
If he did get a little touchy touchy.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
And he got touched and he gave permission, I'm like,
I shouldn't have brought him there, but if he allowed
himself to go all the way, oh no, you know,
that would have been the reason we ended.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Would you tell my wife where you guys went? It's
all right, I'll talk to you later, Tony. I don't
want to get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I tell you, guys.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Chelsea gets mad because I come in, you know, I
come into the room with their gun and no pants on,
and she's like, put your pants back on? All right, Chelsea?
I love you. How are you feeling this morning? You're
feeling better?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Okay, all right, good, all right, all right, We'll talk
to you later. Bye.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
See you.
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
You know, many people have said that I could be
the greatest husband ever, said many people, you know, nine
out of ten doctors surveyed. Now, So so Chelsea, you know,
I will do anything for Chelsea now, especially after the
you know, the the year that we've had, I will
(00:23):
even do even more than I probably would have done.
But there is just one thing that I don't understand
how it is that I can't do it without something else.
So Chelsea, Uh, the last probably four or five nights,
and I don't know if this is something that's caused
by you know, her cancer recovery, she has had the
worst back pains ever. Like literally her back has been
(00:46):
killing her. And she's always had kind of a bad back.
So she will ask me if I will massage her back,
and she we have like these little things that we bought.
It's like a massage or it's like it's called a
therapy gun. Have you ever seen those? Like I think
the players use the Yeah, so you got a thera
gun thing. So she'll say, hey, will you thera gun
(01:06):
my back? And I said, absolutely, no problem. But she
always goes into it and says, but you cannot pull
your pants down in the middle because what ends up
happening is and I don't know why this is. And
I want to ask, are there any guys listening to
the show right now, if you're a man with male genitalia,
(01:28):
will you listen up real quick and tell me how
is it that you can go through massaging a woman's
back or you know, giving them a back rub or
anything like that, or even theor gunning without wanting to
have sex. And so she said to me, and you
can call her up if you want to Lydia for this.
She said to me, you're the only guy that does this.
(01:51):
You think you're gonna get sex every single time you
do it? And I said to her, I have no
idea how any man cannot want to just bang their
wife or girlfriend or have sex after they they give
a massage. It's always going to lead to that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't think you're wrong, thank you, in your thought
process at all. I think there's something so relaxing and
at times extremely intimate with massages. And you already touching her,
you know what I mean, You're already laying down, She's
already extremely relaxed as well, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I know, God, it leads to it always leads to
a little bit of excitement level, Like it gives me,
like to a point where I get excited over the deal.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Cooper, are you a man? Do you have male genitaliat do?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Cooper? Can you massage without wanting to have sex?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'll be completely honest with you. I used to so
when I was younger, I used to My mom would
like work really long days, so I'd give her message
massages and just like make her day.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
A lot easier.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
So as as an adult, yeah, I don't. It's just
more just to like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Wait, wait, so you don't get so you don't get
horny at all because you think of your mom.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I mean, yeah, it's just it's a nice thing, you know,
just to make them feel more at ease.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You know what, Cooper, You're the worst first phone call
I could have picked. You are a big a hole
and I don't ever want to talk to you again.
Hold on, Chelsea's on with us right now? Chelsea. Yeah, Chelse,
here's the thing. You know how much I love you,
(03:43):
but you also know how much I don't want you
to hurt. I don't want your back to hurt you,
but you have to understand it is a natural male
human reaction to want to turn the back massage into
a sexual thing.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
And from now on, I will pay for my massage
a stranger.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Even Kevin said that there's no way that he could
massage a girl without wanting to have sex. Are we surprised, right?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
And not?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Just isn't fair for the girl?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Like we're just we have a throw back.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I want to know, did you do any male messuses
messuse ees? I don't know if the pluralis of that.
Do any male massage therapists ever have this happen to them,
like where they they massage a client and they get
all tingly and stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
It has I think that this is this is a
male fantasy, Like I don't think you know you all
take massage, you think sex happy ending females were like
massage relaxed, don't touch me again?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Like not every female exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
There there are some females listening right now that also
picked those links.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, okay, maybe two. Am you trying to get our
back rub? Not bro come on, hold on, hold on,
Zeke is on with us right now? Zeke are you there? Yes?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Hey, yeah, sneath freaky.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'll be rubbing on my girls. She's a regular caller.
This is my first time calling.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Zeke you. Yeah, I'll be.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Rubbing up on her and then she passes out on you.
I'm trying to get it, and I'm seesus there snoring.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm like, oh great, Oh yeah, you think she's faking it.
You think that she's actually lying about being sleep.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
He really is deep sleep.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And I'd be like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
God, Chelsea, that's what you need. He gives a good massage.
It makes you fall asleep. You give it. I give
Chelsea a massage, and about five seconds into it, She's like,
you just stuck something in my back. I mean, it's
like crazy, but yeah, I'll be like rubbing her and
then all of a sudden, I just hear the snort
and I'm oh, man, what's up, Joe?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Hey, mom doing the gang? I guys doing.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
We're good, buddy. Are you like it? Are you an
average guy like we are?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I definitely am. Like if I offer my girlfriend and
massage and she she asked me, is this strings attacked?
I'll yeah, no strings attached. But then during it's like
all I can think about you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, that's it the entire time.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
I mean, if if she's really tired, really messed up,
I will give her good massage and she'll fall asleep.
But like if I don't say anything and I just
start massage and her she knows what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Exactly right, you know what it is?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeahnts turn the back shots?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Hey you think you're already right there?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh my god? Hold on, Morgan? What did you want
to say? Morgan?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
H Right, So I've been married my husband now for
over nine years and I'm at the point in our
marriage now where.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
If a BackRub does not lead to sex, I kind.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Of get son dead. Chelsea. You see this, This is
what you're supposed to act like, Chelsea, I'll.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
You inate the heck even I'll be like, do you
want to give me a BackRub?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Morgan? Will you? Yeah? How long? Mark?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Over nine years?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
See that? Chelsea?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well, get back to me when you hit thirty one?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
The charge, Morgan, Morgan, do me a favor, tutor my wife? Please?
What's going on? Dennis?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Dennis?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Hey? It's going good? Dennis, Say hi to my wife,
Chelsea she's on the phone. Hi, Chelsea, how are you?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
My wife is actually listening to right now?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Oh geez, all right, be careful. You could get yourself
in trouble. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'm definitely not going to. But I mean, I'm like
freaky Zeki over there. I don't think I've ever given
her massage and gotten turned down. Oh but yeah, no,
hear it all the time.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Oh yeah, no, I mean even you know, going when
she's taking.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
A shower, you know, rubber back out a little bit,
and you know it always happen.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Heyah, see that, Chelsea, this is what normal relationships sound like.
Are you listening?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
How long has he been there? How long you've been married? There?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Dennis together for five?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
See that, Chelsea. That's it.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
They're not proving any good point here.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh Jesus, hold on, Candace says, what's up? Candace, candas
you can relate to Chelsea. Huh, Yeah, what's the story?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
It's normally, if anything, you know, I found like a
BackRub or just like my legs or something.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Pretty much it doesn't lead to anything.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I kind of you stop it short. Yeah, yeah, you
you and you're you're like Chelsea, you ruin the mood.
Why are you ruining the mood? This is why you
guys have back problems. I want you to know that
there's too much stress in your lives. You and you
and Chelsea need to like enjoy the moment. Carmen, what's up, Carmen? High?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Hey, So I go to a chiropractor and I get
a massage once a week and the whole time that's.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
All I think about.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wait with your chiropractor?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
He is he a good looking guy? Yes? He is?
And does he make your back feel better? Yes? If
you tell my wife the name of that chiropractor, I
will kill you. Carmens. It's amazing. Have you ever threw
it out there?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
No, No, he's married? Oh my god? How crazy is that? Though?
He's adjusting her and she's in her head thinking that
she wants to bang this guy. Yes, jeez my goodness. Wow,
well where were.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
It's a good massage?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
There you go? Man, I almost said something that was
going to be bad. No, no, I can't dump it
because Chelsea will hear it. Ton.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Hi, how are you guys feeling?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What's happening? We're doing good? Say hello to my wife.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Hi? How you doing Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
How are you? I'm doing well and the first time long.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Money.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Okay, So I have a story in the reverse.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I took my boyfriend out for his birthday to get
professional massagers and we had separate rooms cause I didn't
get a couple of massage to cost somewhere. I was like,
whatever record do you master? And well it seemed like
he got more than what I paid for and then
what he bargained for because when I came out, I
(10:53):
was waiting on hand. I was sure because I had
like a female wrestler as a missus and he ran
out like I don't know what he saw. Okay, he
had his child wrapped around his waist and he act
like it was a fire in the room he came from.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
What happened? What did she.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Wait a second, do you say what not tell me?
Do you think that? Do you think that she ended
up having like did they have sex with each other?
Or what happened?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I don't know. I don't think it was sex. I
think he might have gotten an offer or she she
put her hands around.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
She did he was as a wife or as a
wife where you offended that you got the bad massage
and he got the good massage.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
No, I wasn't his wife. I was his girlfriend, and
and I wasn't that known because it made me laugh.
I was laughing all the way home. I'm almost in
tears asking him what happened. He never told me, and
I just I just didn't care. I could tell he
didn't have sex.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I have like something happened though, energy Yeah, would you
might have been okay with that?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Though?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
If he did get a little touchy touchy.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
And he got touched and he gave permission, I'm like,
I shouldn't have brought him there, but if he allowed
himself to go all the way, oh no, you know,
that would have been the reason we ended.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Would you tell my wife where you guys went? It's
all right, I'll talk to you later, Tony. I don't
want to get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I tell you, guys.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Chelsea gets mad because I come in, you know, I
come into the room with their gun and no pants on,
and she's like, put your pants back on? All right, Chelsea?
I love you. How are you feeling this morning? You're
feeling better?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Okay, all right, good, all right, all right, We'll talk
to you later. Bye.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
See you.
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