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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I said, anybody got a baseball topic? Shannon's got one here.
It's eight four to four Mojoe Live eight four four
six six six four eight.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We're opening day at the Tigers.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
All right, let me it's kind of let me here, okay.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
So Wesson, we're randomly talking about this last night, and
I don't even know how it came up, but we
were talking about when you're in a relationship, how you
define first base, second base, third base? Obviously, home run
is bacon cookies, right, okay? And he and I defined
it differently, and so I want to know what you guys,
(00:38):
how how you define it? So for me, first base
is kissing, okay, second base is up the shirt, down
the pants touching, okay. Third base is like where's our boss?
Or uh oh okay right, or like other other things.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So that's a triple.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
And then yeah, that's a triple. And then home is
obviously the full blown, the.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Full blown thing, the full okay, okay, Now that would
be the full blown thing would be third base. Uh,
nobody got it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You're talking about oral That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh that was good, that was good, very spicy.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It slipped out a joke. Is your dad, ever tell
your oral sex jokes?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It was a good but do.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
You agree on that? Because West was like I think
it should be. First base to meet was like a pack.
Then second base was like French kissing. I'm like, oh wait,
you took it slow.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
My thing is first base is kissing, second base is kissing,
but my hands are all over and such and stuff. Yeah,
third base is I guess you could say the full
blown and then fourth base. I agree with you, but
I'm there are there are inside the park home runs.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
See.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I think the dirty minded guy that I get to
be called after is the one that has the most innocent.
I think holding hands.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What's teeble holding hands is first base.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I think that kissing and like feeling up is second base.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think no.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think that no, no humping is probably also a double.
Third base is you're actually getting you guys are performing
something either a handy or you're doing the oral or
whatever things. And then home run is your your your penetration.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, no home run has to be love home run.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Third base is smashing.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I like, I'm surprised that hand holding because I used
to say you got the first base when I was,
and you only use those things when you were young.
This is the craziest thing ever. Let me, I'll just
move this table. Well, let's just get up. We'll stand
up during the show and do it. We're doing a
break and the grounds crew needs to move a wheelbarrow
to this area over here, so hold on, let me
we'll get up. Hold on, hold on, listen. You guys
(03:09):
already sprayed us with your host for you might as well.
Holding hands is weak, bro, that's a security.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
That's a third base with the grounds crew. We were
I can't say that.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Eight or four mojos. Where are you taking that thing too?
Why would you put that in the stands anyway? Oh
you're putting it in here all right? Eight four four
Mojo Live eight four four six six five six fy
four eight. I kind of like this as a as
a survey and asked the question, but I want to
do this.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And how old were you when you got to those bases?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Do you remain?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Because this is the weird part, Shannon, And this is
going to be so weird for you because your kids
are still young.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, but they're not far off like middle school.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Can I be honest with you?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
No, I know. I'm just saying I coached.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I coached basketball, middle school basketball, and I will never
forget coaching Abbott Middle School, Abbot Elementary Rip, Abbot Middle School,
West Bloomfield. And I remember being told by some of
the players that kids were underneath the stands or something
like that. I'm like, I volunteer my services. I mean,
(04:14):
I ain't counseling these kids. Go get you know, missus Hughes.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Know what's crazy for me is unfortunately and unfortunately, I
guess mine all happened within the span of a year.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
It was like very quickly.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Like I know, some people have their first kiss when
they're in seventh grade or whatever. I mean, mine wasn't
until I got into high school.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It was so it was officially high school.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah yeah, so I.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Mean hide and go get It used to be a
game during recess how you and like touch each other
as privates.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
At at school.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Remember they used to have like the slides, but they
would have like the tunnel slot where it was like
in close you get her in the enclosed slot.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It was over how old are you? School?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
God, Lucy's never allowed to go on a slot, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Didn't you say?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
One time on the air that maybe it was sixth grade,
but I thought it was younger than that. Oh no,
that's good.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We're good. We can, we can, we we we're flexible. Right,
you're flying. I love it. You were married before. He
let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
We're talking about the bases here, like getting the getting
the first Shannon thinks. Shannon says, obviously a home run,
is you know, touching home plate? Getting having having sex
when you were younger? Did you think that actually full
on kissing was first base or second pace?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Kissing?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Kissing first base, second base?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Irystal base. No, it's not going to kiss the base. Oh,
that's one of the ground screw guys. Here. What's up,
Lurrie High, it's Mojo in the morning. What's going on?
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I got a free engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
My dad asked me, so, what does that mean?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
He gets the first brace, second brace?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What does that mean? I didn't know what all that meant, but.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He said, I'm gonna tell you one thing.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Just remember, a stiff dick has no conscience. That is true, Right,
that's true. That's true. Hey, have a fun day today, guys.
Thank you, love you, take care of yourself. That was crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Everybody's texting in a nine five five zero zero driving
driving to the.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Game right now.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The traffic is horrible and I am dying laughing at
this conversation right now.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I love that. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's two four eight uh five eight six five eight six,
says Mojo's right.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Going to first base is just holding hands, not holding hands, Bro, dude,
you know.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
What that's like buying tickets to me, that's where that
is before, like where this is after that?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You did ever, you guys did never go to a
movie and uh with a girl and you got to
sit next to a guy and you sit next to
them and you held their hand, and you thought that
that was like, oh my god, that was like intimacy
is very intimate. Yeah, I feel I'll never forget going
to the Plint cinemas. Okay, bro, fair Lane at fair
(07:31):
Lane starts the Star Theater there.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
I used to have the armress that go up. When
they had the armless that goes up, it's over.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's like a couch. You could put them all up.
You could do the popcorn trick. When I seen that,
Oh it was over. What's up, Jacob High, Hey.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Good morning, everybody. How's America there?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's warm.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's finally warmer, about ten degrees warmer than it was
when we started.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Hey, I get you. I'm outside working myself today. You're
not in northwest Ohio.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hey there, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I got, I got, I got your joke. Morning there
that that was good. I don't know how and keV
everybody miss.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Thank you on that one too. What was it for you, buddy?
What was what was the basis for you?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Overall? The basis? Kissington was definitely first baby kind of
what she said, touchy feely pupp and down all around
and uh I kind of their third base at home
home run.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I guess okay, so what were you doing for the
home run?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I've never home For me that I've never done would
be like.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
God, oh, yours is very different than you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Guys in Ohio are crazy. That's what I love having
kiss Hey, take care of yourself. We'll talk to you, Jacob.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
You two guys have fun.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
We'll see uh lyddy any else anything else before I
move on and play?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Uh fly? I new what is by the way, what
is what is a sacrifice?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Fly?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Or a or a squeeze? Play? What I mean, a
squeeze play is self explained. So they said a name,
and what hey, the sac fly might be as well. Sarah.
What's up, Sarah?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
So I grew up thinking first base was hissing, second
was touching the touch us, third was sex, and then
home run was an orgasm.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh, you have an orgasm.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
That's different for a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Put it on the board. Definitely teball. Definitely t ball.
Sarah out. I'm gonna hanging up on you. Have a
great one. We'll see you later.
I said, anybody got a baseball topic? Shannon's got one here.
It's eight four to four Mojoe Live eight four four
six six six four eight.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We're opening day at the Tigers.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
All right, let me it's kind of let me here, okay.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
So Wesson, we're randomly talking about this last night, and
I don't even know how it came up, but we
were talking about when you're in a relationship, how you
define first base, second base, third base? Obviously, home run
is bacon cookies, right, okay? And he and I defined
it differently, and so I want to know what you guys,
(00:38):
how how you define it? So for me, first base
is kissing, okay, second base is up the shirt, down
the pants touching, okay. Third base is like where's our boss?
Or uh oh okay right, or like other other things.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So that's a triple.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
And then yeah, that's a triple. And then home is
obviously the full blown, the.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Full blown thing, the full okay, okay, Now that would
be the full blown thing would be third base. Uh,
nobody got it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You're talking about oral That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh that was good, that was good, very spicy.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It slipped out a joke. Is your dad, ever tell
your oral sex jokes?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It was a good but do.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
You agree on that? Because West was like I think
it should be. First base to meet was like a pack.
Then second base was like French kissing. I'm like, oh wait,
you took it slow.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
My thing is first base is kissing, second base is kissing,
but my hands are all over and such and stuff. Yeah,
third base is I guess you could say the full
blown and then fourth base. I agree with you, but
I'm there are there are inside the park home runs.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
See.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I think the dirty minded guy that I get to
be called after is the one that has the most innocent.
I think holding hands.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What's teeble holding hands is first base.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I think that kissing and like feeling up is second base.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think no.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think that no, no humping is probably also a double.
Third base is you're actually getting you guys are performing
something either a handy or you're doing the oral or
whatever things. And then home run is your your your penetration.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, no home run has to be love home run.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Third base is smashing.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I like, I'm surprised that hand holding because I used
to say you got the first base when I was,
and you only use those things when you were young.
This is the craziest thing ever. Let me, I'll just
move this table. Well, let's just get up. We'll stand
up during the show and do it. We're doing a
break and the grounds crew needs to move a wheelbarrow
to this area over here, so hold on, let me
we'll get up. Hold on, hold on, listen. You guys
(03:09):
already sprayed us with your host for you might as well.
Holding hands is weak, bro, that's a security.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
That's a third base with the grounds crew. We were
I can't say that.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Eight or four mojos. Where are you taking that thing too?
Why would you put that in the stands anyway? Oh
you're putting it in here all right? Eight four four
Mojo Live eight four four six six five six fy
four eight. I kind of like this as a as
a survey and asked the question, but I want to
do this.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And how old were you when you got to those bases?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Do you remain?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Because this is the weird part, Shannon, And this is
going to be so weird for you because your kids
are still young.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, but they're not far off like middle school.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Can I be honest with you?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
No, I know. I'm just saying I coached.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I coached basketball, middle school basketball, and I will never
forget coaching Abbott Middle School, Abbot Elementary Rip, Abbot Middle School,
West Bloomfield. And I remember being told by some of
the players that kids were underneath the stands or something
like that. I'm like, I volunteer my services. I mean,
(04:14):
I ain't counseling these kids. Go get you know, missus Hughes.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Know what's crazy for me is unfortunately and unfortunately, I
guess mine all happened within the span of a year.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
It was like very quickly.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Like I know, some people have their first kiss when
they're in seventh grade or whatever. I mean, mine wasn't
until I got into high school.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It was so it was officially high school.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah yeah, so I.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Mean hide and go get It used to be a
game during recess how you and like touch each other
as privates.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
At at school.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Remember they used to have like the slides, but they
would have like the tunnel slot where it was like
in close you get her in the enclosed slot.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It was over how old are you? School?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
God, Lucy's never allowed to go on a slot, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Didn't you say?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
One time on the air that maybe it was sixth grade,
but I thought it was younger than that. Oh no,
that's good.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We're good. We can, we can, we we we're flexible. Right,
you're flying. I love it. You were married before. He
let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
We're talking about the bases here, like getting the getting
the first Shannon thinks. Shannon says, obviously a home run,
is you know, touching home plate? Getting having having sex
when you were younger? Did you think that actually full
on kissing was first base or second pace?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Kissing?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Kissing first base, second base?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Irystal base. No, it's not going to kiss the base. Oh,
that's one of the ground screw guys. Here. What's up,
Lurrie High, it's Mojo in the morning. What's going on?
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I got a free engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
My dad asked me, so, what does that mean?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
He gets the first brace, second brace?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What does that mean? I didn't know what all that meant, but.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He said, I'm gonna tell you one thing.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Just remember, a stiff dick has no conscience. That is true, Right,
that's true. That's true. Hey, have a fun day today, guys.
Thank you, love you, take care of yourself. That was crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Everybody's texting in a nine five five zero zero driving
driving to the.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Game right now.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The traffic is horrible and I am dying laughing at
this conversation right now.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I love that. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's two four eight uh five eight six five eight six,
says Mojo's right.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Going to first base is just holding hands, not holding hands, Bro, dude,
you know.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
What that's like buying tickets to me, that's where that
is before, like where this is after that?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You did ever, you guys did never go to a
movie and uh with a girl and you got to
sit next to a guy and you sit next to
them and you held their hand, and you thought that
that was like, oh my god, that was like intimacy
is very intimate. Yeah, I feel I'll never forget going
to the Plint cinemas. Okay, bro, fair Lane at fair
(07:31):
Lane starts the Star Theater there.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
I used to have the armress that go up. When
they had the armless that goes up, it's over.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's like a couch. You could put them all up.
You could do the popcorn trick. When I seen that,
Oh it was over. What's up, Jacob High, Hey.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Good morning, everybody. How's America there?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's warm.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's finally warmer, about ten degrees warmer than it was
when we started.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Hey, I get you. I'm outside working myself today. You're
not in northwest Ohio.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hey there, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I got, I got, I got your joke. Morning there
that that was good. I don't know how and keV
everybody miss.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Thank you on that one too. What was it for you, buddy?
What was what was the basis for you?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Overall? The basis? Kissington was definitely first baby kind of
what she said, touchy feely pupp and down all around
and uh I kind of their third base at home
home run.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I guess okay, so what were you doing for the
home run?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I've never home For me that I've never done would
be like.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
God, oh, yours is very different than you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Guys in Ohio are crazy. That's what I love having
kiss Hey, take care of yourself. We'll talk to you, Jacob.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
You two guys have fun.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
We'll see uh lyddy any else anything else before I
move on and play?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Uh fly? I new what is by the way, what
is what is a sacrifice?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Fly?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Or a or a squeeze? Play? What I mean, a
squeeze play is self explained. So they said a name,
and what hey, the sac fly might be as well. Sarah.
What's up, Sarah?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
So I grew up thinking first base was hissing, second
was touching the touch us, third was sex, and then
home run was an orgasm.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh, you have an orgasm.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
That's different for a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Put it on the board. Definitely teball. Definitely t ball.
Sarah out. I'm gonna hanging up on you. Have a
great one. We'll see you later.
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