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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I heard that some members of this team, three to
be specific, went and did bingo last night. Yes, sir,
am I right in saying that, yes you are. It
was Lydia's family bingo night, and it was you with
the two Chaldeans from the show, Lydia and Bianca.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And shout out to Lydia's mom too, and shout out
to Le's mom.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It was a great time. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm telling you, I don't know why I'm so infatuated
with bingo. I don't know if I saw a movie,
I don't know if I played it in church when
I was younger. But I absolutely love bingo and I've
never been to real bingo. And when I heard Lydia
had a real bingo night, I was like, bro, I
gotta go. So I showed up yesterday, mind you. Oh
(00:49):
my god, I'm like, I gotta go. I don't care
where is it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Didn't you have you gone twice already?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I was supposed to go one time, but I think
I had a pissings game that night, so I couldn't go. Okay,
so last night I went and Lydia told me it's
from six to ten, but I had to get your signed.
So I didn't show up to like seven thirty. I
show up to this spot. The doors are closed. I
hear people.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I heard. I hear the vibe somebody wanted to hate.
They did like la la la, no come BCT like officially,
is it go ahead of Lydia? Oh you want to
hear it?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, I'm telling you for a second, because Lydia goes,
oh you want to hear that?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm talking at the same time as I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Did you just do that in their error? So is
that what Bengos like there? Like when they win they
go crazy like that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, the unfortunate thing is we had about nine people
at our table and nobody at our table hit. That
was very disappointing. But I did get a chance to
read off the numbers. They let me come up big
shout up. So we got a shout out, Uh, Lydia,
if I'm mispronouncing these names, assist me here, shokey john
(02:02):
On and Fotten Jann and Fatten. Fatten was the one
that was reading off the numbers, and then she was like, Kevin,
you want to come up, and I'm like, bet, this
is my moment, So I get up there, it's way
more high tech than I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I thought it was gonna be one of those little
roller roller cage.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was not like that. They got like the million dollars,
set up the ball pop up. Then you put it
on a little dial that has a camera that shows everybody.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So immediately off the ball pop up.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm like, B ninety five, grab me ninety five, put
it down, cee thirty nine. They're like stop, stop, float down,
float down, you're going through.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They started yelling at me going I'm like, I'm sorry,
I'm sor, I'm sorry. So then I get in my
stride and I'm like B ninety five right for I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
About bad And then a girl named Rent and hit
she threw her.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
She's like, yeah it, I love it. You got um
like big up. Then they brought me a food platter.
It was frue everywhere. I'm going, I'm going next Tuesday
with agree with you, okay, grapes and cheesus. Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I guarantee, well, you do Pistons games, you do Michigan
State basketball, I am.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I am guaranteeing this is going to be your new size.
I want to start. I want to start mom and
being because in a couple of weeks. I'm really excited
for it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So Bingo's back. Huh, Bingo is a thing? Bruh Is
it great? What's it like, Kevin? From what I understand
from Lydia talking this morning, she said, these women were
just doting over you. What's it? Does it make you
as a single guy? Now say you may want a
data Keldyan woman.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I mean, I'm I'm I mean, I think Ray Shimmer
had the line, I don't have no type. Bad bitches
are the only ones I like. And they coming off
shapes and sizes. I'm telling you, listen, man, I like
I like you when it's snow, I like soy sauce,
I like sarracha. Wait, whether he's going out, you like ever.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's describing the snow was the white, the soy was
the asi, and the surround.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I mean, I like them all. It don't matter to me.
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
If you love God and you love yourself and you
got respect, and it's amazing. But everybody there was there
to have a good time, and I was there to
have a good time.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
What's the pride?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Like?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What's up for? Get money? You know how much.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So this jackpot they said it wasn't the biggest, but
last week jackpot was thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Eight hundred dollars. Are you joking? What is this for?
Like your church? Is this like the church's bingo night No,
it's something straight up gambling.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
This is the place where the guys go to hang
out on the weekend to like a non profit organization
charity Bingo.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Night play obvious dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They also make homemade cigarettes at this place. I feel
like there's doing something else then the booze in the
basement or something.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What's up and how you doing? What? Good morning? What's
going on? I just had an idea. You guys have
parties for literally everything.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
We should do a mode in the morning being going.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I would love it. We have the hosts, we have
all the background we need. We don't a man. That
would be fun. We can actually host it here in
that huge space over the instead of a potluck, everybody
could bring their own prizes to donate to the prize wheel.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, I like this. Maybe raise money for breaking and
entering Christmas wish. Just in case we get busted by
the cops, we could say it's for charity.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
They can be invited. They can be invited to invite
the cops.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So this funny thing is I hear all the time
my buddies, my Keldyan buddies, all tell me about how
all the Keldyan ladies get together. I think it's like
Wednesday or Thursdays at Shenandoah, the big Keldyan club, and
they all get together and play. And the women just man,
they're like really into it. They're more into it than
guys get into, like poker nights and things like that.
(05:54):
Were these women like nuts? They had a back room poker?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Did they do? That's for guys in the back.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I made a mistakes, So when I walked in the building,
the Bengo doors were shut. They had doors open in
the back. So I walked through the back. I walk
in this room and then I billow through the smoky
haze and then I just see all these old men
with no hair in there, and I'm like, this don't
look like bingo to me. So then I pop out
and I go to the other room, and that's where
the bingo is at. But it's more than bingo. It's
a party we was in there doing. I call it
(06:21):
the Kaldian hustle. It's like a damn. I think it's
what you call it, the boggy.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Who's in there? Boggying boggy? It was lit bro is it? Keisha?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah? Good morning?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What's up? Keisha?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
First time? So No, I used to work at the
Bingo Hall in college, and I can absolutely support a
moto on the morning Bingo night. I used to see
like the people that walked around and verified the Bingo cards.
So I got child, if.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You do this, let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, So we're gonna do a Bingo Night, and
you gotta be part of it. If we put this
thing together, do some planning on this and you guys
don't show up for it, you guys all are big talkers,
I'll be upset.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
So don't mess with us.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm there, all right, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna
do some work on this. We'll do some legwork on this.
But we don't want to take away from the Bengo
Knights that other places are doing as fundraisers.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know, like what's this place called, Lady, You remember
Paradise and Restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Paradise Banquet and Restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Do they have like a nice little combo platter of tibouli,
and they got youreq salad. Oh my god, chicken cream shop,
they get patrol. Oh no, do they have doma? Do
they bring doma to this stuff? Or doma's only meant
for the family's house.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You can bring domo, you can.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I've always wanted to do that. You know how people
do chili cooking contests. I always thought that for those
who don't know who Chaldeans are, there Iraqi Catholics, they're
obviously lovable, squeezable fun and I always wanted to I
always wanted to do a doma contest, but somebody told
me that if we did that and we picked somebody's
(08:08):
doma over another person's doma, I would have death threats
against me.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Lydia. Is it like that? Is like fighting worse? Oh yeah, death.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And by the way, Lydia's mom's doma is unbelievable. It's
like lemonae and really good. It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
All right, catch Mojo talking about someone else's.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I talk about another person's doma. I might as well
tell Chelsea, I'm like having sex with another person. Lydia's
mom will kill me.
I heard that some members of this team, three to
be specific, went and did bingo last night. Yes, sir,
am I right in saying that, yes you are. It
was Lydia's family bingo night, and it was you with
the two Chaldeans from the show, Lydia and Bianca.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And shout out to Lydia's mom too, and shout out
to Le's mom.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It was a great time. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm telling you, I don't know why I'm so infatuated
with bingo. I don't know if I saw a movie,
I don't know if I played it in church when
I was younger. But I absolutely love bingo and I've
never been to real bingo. And when I heard Lydia
had a real bingo night, I was like, bro, I
gotta go. So I showed up yesterday, mind you. Oh
(00:49):
my god, I'm like, I gotta go. I don't care
where is it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Didn't you have you gone twice already?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I was supposed to go one time, but I think
I had a pissings game that night, so I couldn't go. Okay,
so last night I went and Lydia told me it's
from six to ten, but I had to get your signed.
So I didn't show up to like seven thirty. I
show up to this spot. The doors are closed. I
hear people.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I heard. I hear the vibe somebody wanted to hate.
They did like la la la, no come BCT like officially,
is it go ahead of Lydia? Oh you want to
hear it?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, I'm telling you for a second, because Lydia goes,
oh you want to hear that?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm talking at the same time as I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Did you just do that in their error? So is
that what Bengos like there? Like when they win they
go crazy like that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, the unfortunate thing is we had about nine people
at our table and nobody at our table hit. That
was very disappointing. But I did get a chance to
read off the numbers. They let me come up big
shout up. So we got a shout out, Uh, Lydia,
if I'm mispronouncing these names, assist me here, shokey john
(02:02):
On and Fotten Jann and Fatten. Fatten was the one
that was reading off the numbers, and then she was like, Kevin,
you want to come up, and I'm like, bet, this
is my moment, So I get up there, it's way
more high tech than I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I thought it was gonna be one of those little
roller roller cage.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was not like that. They got like the million dollars,
set up the ball pop up. Then you put it
on a little dial that has a camera that shows everybody.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So immediately off the ball pop up.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm like, B ninety five, grab me ninety five, put
it down, cee thirty nine. They're like stop, stop, float down,
float down, you're going through.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They started yelling at me going I'm like, I'm sorry,
I'm sor, I'm sorry. So then I get in my
stride and I'm like B ninety five right for I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
About bad And then a girl named Rent and hit
she threw her.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
She's like, yeah it, I love it. You got um
like big up. Then they brought me a food platter.
It was frue everywhere. I'm going, I'm going next Tuesday
with agree with you, okay, grapes and cheesus. Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I guarantee, well, you do Pistons games, you do Michigan
State basketball, I am.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I am guaranteeing this is going to be your new size.
I want to start. I want to start mom and
being because in a couple of weeks. I'm really excited
for it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So Bingo's back. Huh, Bingo is a thing? Bruh Is
it great? What's it like, Kevin? From what I understand
from Lydia talking this morning, she said, these women were
just doting over you. What's it? Does it make you
as a single guy? Now say you may want a
data Keldyan woman.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I mean, I'm I'm I mean, I think Ray Shimmer
had the line, I don't have no type. Bad bitches
are the only ones I like. And they coming off
shapes and sizes. I'm telling you, listen, man, I like
I like you when it's snow, I like soy sauce,
I like sarracha. Wait, whether he's going out, you like ever.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's describing the snow was the white, the soy was
the asi, and the surround.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I mean, I like them all. It don't matter to me.
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
If you love God and you love yourself and you
got respect, and it's amazing. But everybody there was there
to have a good time, and I was there to
have a good time.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
What's the pride?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Like?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What's up for? Get money? You know how much.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So this jackpot they said it wasn't the biggest, but
last week jackpot was thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Eight hundred dollars. Are you joking? What is this for?
Like your church? Is this like the church's bingo night No,
it's something straight up gambling.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
This is the place where the guys go to hang
out on the weekend to like a non profit organization
charity Bingo.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Night play obvious dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They also make homemade cigarettes at this place. I feel
like there's doing something else then the booze in the
basement or something.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What's up and how you doing? What? Good morning? What's
going on? I just had an idea. You guys have
parties for literally everything.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
We should do a mode in the morning being going.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I would love it. We have the hosts, we have
all the background we need. We don't a man. That
would be fun. We can actually host it here in
that huge space over the instead of a potluck, everybody
could bring their own prizes to donate to the prize wheel.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, I like this. Maybe raise money for breaking and
entering Christmas wish. Just in case we get busted by
the cops, we could say it's for charity.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
They can be invited. They can be invited to invite
the cops.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So this funny thing is I hear all the time
my buddies, my Keldyan buddies, all tell me about how
all the Keldyan ladies get together. I think it's like
Wednesday or Thursdays at Shenandoah, the big Keldyan club, and
they all get together and play. And the women just man,
they're like really into it. They're more into it than
guys get into, like poker nights and things like that.
(05:54):
Were these women like nuts? They had a back room poker?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Did they do? That's for guys in the back.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I made a mistakes, So when I walked in the building,
the Bengo doors were shut. They had doors open in
the back. So I walked through the back. I walk
in this room and then I billow through the smoky
haze and then I just see all these old men
with no hair in there, and I'm like, this don't
look like bingo to me. So then I pop out
and I go to the other room, and that's where
the bingo is at. But it's more than bingo. It's
a party we was in there doing. I call it
(06:21):
the Kaldian hustle. It's like a damn. I think it's
what you call it, the boggy.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Who's in there? Boggying boggy? It was lit bro is it? Keisha?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah? Good morning?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
What's up? Keisha?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
First time? So No, I used to work at the
Bingo Hall in college, and I can absolutely support a
moto on the morning Bingo night. I used to see
like the people that walked around and verified the Bingo cards.
So I got child, if.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You do this, let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, So we're gonna do a Bingo Night, and
you gotta be part of it. If we put this
thing together, do some planning on this and you guys
don't show up for it, you guys all are big talkers,
I'll be upset.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
So don't mess with us.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm there, all right, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna
do some work on this. We'll do some legwork on this.
But we don't want to take away from the Bengo
Knights that other places are doing as fundraisers.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know, like what's this place called, Lady, You remember
Paradise and Restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Paradise Banquet and Restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Do they have like a nice little combo platter of tibouli,
and they got youreq salad. Oh my god, chicken cream shop,
they get patrol. Oh no, do they have doma? Do
they bring doma to this stuff? Or doma's only meant
for the family's house.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You can bring domo, you can.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I've always wanted to do that. You know how people
do chili cooking contests. I always thought that for those
who don't know who Chaldeans are, there Iraqi Catholics, they're
obviously lovable, squeezable fun and I always wanted to I
always wanted to do a doma contest, but somebody told
me that if we did that and we picked somebody's
(08:08):
doma over another person's doma, I would have death threats
against me.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Lydia. Is it like that? Is like fighting worse? Oh yeah, death.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And by the way, Lydia's mom's doma is unbelievable. It's
like lemonae and really good. It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
All right, catch Mojo talking about someone else's.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I talk about another person's doma. I might as well
tell Chelsea, I'm like having sex with another person. Lydia's
mom will kill me.
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