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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Good to
have you guys here with us today. I got pulled
over yesterday. Really, yes, you do?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Do you guys?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Do you know the feeling that you get when you
see those flashing lights behind you.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's like, no, my whole body goes numb.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the worst.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
And then the worst thing about getting pulled over is
then you start thinking, oh my god, what the hell
did I do? Because you don't know exactly what you did,
and you're thinking, oh my god, this is crazy, Like
am I going to get, you know, in trouble? Am
I going to get arrested? And I'm like, oh, well,
I wasn't doing anything wrong. I don't know what, you know,
the whole thing, and then you start thinking to yourself,
where is all my stuff? You know what I'm talking about?
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Like you know how the cop comes up to the
front side of the door, and the cop when the
cops come up to you and start talking to you,
they're like, yes, license registration, DNA tests.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I always have to think is it my registration I
need or my insurance I need?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What I need license insurance registration?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
So I normally have an envelope that Mona over at
Gordon Chevrolet will give me, and she gives it to me.
It's a really cool thing and it says it says everything.
It says, you know, license ted to tra and I'll
put it in there. The problem, though, is I'm that
guy that when the insurance renews or I get new
license tabs, I just keep throwing paperwork anything. So I
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pull this thing out and it looks like a file
folder of stuff. And so I ended up handing the
guy the cop my you know, papers, and it was like, no,
that's twenty twenty three. No, that's you know, I'm kind
of going through the whole thing. So, long story short,
I got pulled over because my tags were expired. Oh
and here's the craziest part. They were expired by two
(01:43):
years for real. But I know that, I like, I know,
I'll do riding dirty.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I've really do you renew your tags?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I have renewed them, but I just never put him
on my car. Oh okay, yeah, But I think Kevin's
right though. I think I shout out to everybody that's
listening to us, that's cool and a criminal. I think
I got some street cred yesterday, right.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I appreciate that. I even called the police the fuzz.
You know, Pop, I don't know, do you what do
you call? What do you what do you call?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Cops? Cops?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Boys?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
The boys? All right? So, uh so he goes back
and you know, it was.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Actually on their on their computer.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Why do I need to carry my license, my insurance,
my registration database. You should be able to see that
I have my tags. What is a little sticker gonna do?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Real money?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I know everything about you.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's how that's how Big Wretch gets our money. But
I'm saying, let's do all the things. But why do
I have to have it on my car in order
for I understand? Yeah that it should all be right
now in the computer. Yeah, pretty soon they're gonna have
AI cops. You watch me like a robot pulling you
over on the side of the road. Then the lady
shower boos.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, but actually, speaking of that, that's actually funny. So
the cop was really cool. He was actually a really
really nice guy and came up and he actually just
gave me, he wrote me a warning, didn't pull the
mojo thing. So I didn't didn't pull that, you know,
like sometimes sometimes I sit there and I go.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Hey, I don't know if you've ever listened, so you
do not slow And then if the guy says, yeah,
you look kind of like Jay Towers.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
By the way, and I can't talk to you. It's
big and red on the right hand side.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh that's from my uh my, my star Starbucks roasted white.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Cannot take you seriously anymore, pepper? Uh got it still there?
I can you can see it?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Maybe his gums bleeding. I can't see.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Don't you understand that I got pulled over yesterday?
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I told it, couldn't it?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, So so let me get back to my story,
because I got a good story to tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You do this to me and the dirty every day.
I owed you.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
All right, it might be still there, but I'll fix
it in an hour from now when I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So I asked the cop.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I said to him, I go, hey, can I ask
you a question, because you know, I'm always inquisitive on this.
What is the craziest story to get out of a
ticket that you ever had? Because every cop has one
of these. And by the way, if you've ever done
something crazy. To get out of a ticket, you'll have
to call us up and tell us, or if you're
a cop, you have to call us up and tell us.
The stories here was his and I actually voice texted
this to myself because I wanted to make sure I
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got it right, So I'm going to read it off
my voice text here said. One of the funniest reasons
that someone reported reportedly tried to get out of a
traffic ticket involved the driver who was pulled over for speeding.
When the officer approached and asked why you were going
so fast, the driver responded, I'm sorry, officer, but I
have a meeting with my wife and if i'm late,
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she'll be much scarier than any ticket. And the officer
thought that was so funny and actually let him off
of the ticket.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That is actually pretty good. I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, so I thought that was actually a good one.
But I asked m said, do you have any boobs
that have ever been shown to you?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
He goes, no, no boobs at all. I've never gotten
the boob thing.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Wouldn't the boob thing get work is out here, I'll
show you right now. But boo boobs to me would
scare me though, Like if somebody if I was a
police officer and a woman flashed her boobs to me,
I think I would think I'm being part of like
a hidden camera thing.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Can't they see that on on the cameras they have
on their body cams body cams, I would yeah, a
like they have logged into the system to RECOGNI certain
objects and like flag it or something.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's just how my brain work.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm always amazed whenever you hear the story about the
cop that ended up having like backseat loving in his car,
Like you're the story police officer got locked in the
back of his squad car, you know, not realizing it. Yes,
I'm not mad at that though, to be I mean, well, what.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Do you mean.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
We've had listeners that that's how they get like dates,
they go on dates when with the police officer that
pulled them over. And if that's you, by the way,
I know what We've talked to several of you. Please
call us right now because it's a perfect opportunity.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I take that back.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
I feel like there are certain professions that are placed
at a higher level. We expect more of them. But
like you know, if we dipped out a studio during
a replay of Ward of Roses and gossl like, you know,
that'd be so bad, But we're not in a line
of duty.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
They're actually trying to you know, they have there's a
sense of power there of those guys. This one is
from two for eight. Can't call in. But I faked
a baby about to be born when I was pregnant
once and got out of a ticket. I would worry
that the cop would want to follow you to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
For sure. You have to make sure that you're going
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
What's up, David, What did you tell a state trooper
to get out of a ticket?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
He pulled me over for driving left the center. I
was working at a time in a semi truck. I
told the officer I was adjusted in my seat and
I sat on a testicle.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Really, and he let you go.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Absolutely let me go.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
He knows that feeling right, I would assume.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
So it did not happen, but it was a great
like on the spot, I was like, I can't get
a ticket while I'm working. So I sat on a
testicle while I was adjusting, and that's what caused me
to go left the center.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Officer.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You could see he was trying not to bust bust laughter,
but it worked. I've used it once and it's a
great If anyone else wants.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
To, it's yours.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, Shannon, you got to understand that is one of
the worst painful things ever.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
When you sit on your testicle, it's like, it's the worst.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
It's like, never gotten out of a ticket.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I have never never, Sherry, what's up?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Hi? Hi?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, I didn't get out of a ticket. But I
was dating a cop once and this was back when
marijuana wasn't legal. I was having a nuts a good day.
He pulled off and said, rolf the flashes and let
me smoke one.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Wow wow.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So so that that was and that was you're right,
that was at a point you if you had marijuana
on you, man, that was like that was like big
time drugs at the time. They were looking for that stuff.
They would always look for the smell too. I did
notice when the cop pulled me over that he leaned
into the car looking to see if he could smell anything.
And I think he was trying to see if he
could smell like alcohol or anything like that. I'm like, oh,
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that's I kind of understand that. What's up Marissa?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
So I didn't get pulled over anything, but I was
driving through Pontiac and I was driving.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Like this hoopy.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
It was a mine Carlo and I had a black
under on it, and this cop was eyeballing me, and
I leaned over to the passengers side.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I was like, excuse me, sir, do you have any.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Gray poupon you?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Commercial?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Ca?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What did he? What did the cop do? Did he
laugh at.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
He laughed at me. He shook his head, and then
he drove away.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
The Southern leg cops, so I thought for sure he
was gonna.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Pull me over.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh that's funny. That's great.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Those guys, by the way, I love pulling you over man,
those the smaller city cops. What's up, Michelle, It's oh
it's Michelle from m s UPD. What's going on, Michelle?
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Hi, guys, good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Go green, Yeah, go light.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'll be up there by the way for Dad's Day
on Saturday. Michelle, Yeah, okay, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Well? You know I got I got a new car
last year, okay, So I got an Explore st is fast, right,
So I don't know how to drive this thing, and
so one of my started to He said, you don't
pull over yet. I like, no, I don't drive that fit.
I'm coming home from the airport and I'm driving down
Middle about fifty three in a thirty five. I wasn't
eve paying attention and he lit me up and I
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was like, okay, and he said where do you work?
And I said, I'm going on my way back to work.
He said where do you work? I said, she's the
university police department head okay, and then he went he
took my license and never and he was pretty nice.
But then he said when he came back, he says,
can you please slow down, Michelle, and don't ever tell
me abody you work? It for a police department. Again.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Wait, why he asked you where you work? Why would
you not tell him?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Exactly? He said, don't tell don't don't say that. And
I said why you know? He says, well, you're trying
to get get out of get get out of it there.
I'm not trying to do.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I have so many cop friends and they always say
it right away. They always tell him that they're a
police officer.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Exactly. I started say the same thing. He said, you
should always tell him that.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
And a lot of people are carrying too. They always
tell him right away. By the way, I have my
sided arm the cops brother cops tickets.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Yeah, you know what, I don't know. That's a good question.
I've not heard of one getting the ticket.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You know what's interesting they remember from one of my
cop buddies is he never gives another police officer or ticket.
No more military get ticket. And nobody that works in
a hospital because they do not want to be on
that gurney one day and have that person looking over them.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
You remember, you remember the police officers that give you ticket. Like,
I'll go to events in my town and if like
you know, they're the police, are there for security purposes
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I can pick out the one.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's an unwritten rule that's gotten part of the cold.
By the way I found it, I got it out
of my tooth. Look at it's right there.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Let me give that God.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Right there, enjoy it. It's out of my tooth. I
actually did an investigative report on it.