Mojo's Retail Crush

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo on the Morning Show. Thanks for being here, Mojo, Shannon,
Megan cav kp Lydia, Zach Bianca. Good to have you
guys here with us. I would like to know if
anybody else on this show or you that's listening, would
admit that you have this. H So I found myself
now having a crush. When's the last time you had

(00:24):
a crush currently? Really, we all know who Megan's crush is,
our security guard. Yes, let's have him. Let's do this.
Let's fake that somebody broke into the building here and
he has to come in here, and then have Megan
just be in the building in the office, my hero
tied up, tied up in the studio. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
This needs to be its own topic of why she
hasn't asked him out yet.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
So my crush is a little different. It's the girl
at Starbucks. I want to know if you have ever
had a retail crush. I am like the type person
that has to have like way too much coffee lately
for some reason, I ever like coffee. Now I like coffee.
I get coffee in the morning, I get coffee in
the afternoon. Well, it's my afternoon coffee that has turned
into a crush because I always go to the same

(01:09):
Starbucks drive through by my house, and that same Starbucks
drive through always has the same girl working in the
Starbucks drive through. And I'm not going to say your
name because I don't want to embarrass her, but I
am going to say this. For some reason, I drive
through to pick up my you know, my Starbucks cold brew,
and when I drive through, she makes my heart a flutter.

(01:32):
It goes up. Pup pops.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
He's not the one that draws in your cups. This
is something to know I actually have.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
We have a new one that we go to in
the morning that Lydia and I go to in the
morning that she does she draws on my cups, which
is very nice. I got a smiley face today. This
one has not driven drawn on my cups, although today
after talking about this, she may now put a restraining
order against me after saying this. But I know that

(02:00):
there are those that have retail crushes, people that work
at stores that you go to that you go, oh God,
I hope that they're working and you might even find
yourself doing this. Huh. A little fix the eyebrows, you know,
make sure the hair looks okay, and pull them through.
Hey morning, maybe I'll pull out the yodoran out of
the old Center council. Sure. And it's funny because there's

(02:23):
like the window between us obviously, the drive through window.
But I always make sure I know any of my teeth,
you know what I mean, like stuff like that. And
I know I'm a married man. Listen, if you can't flirt,
and if you can't actually have like a little bit
of a crush, you're dead, you know what I mean,
You're dead. And Chelsea had a crush, and I know
she might or might not have one, but if she

(02:45):
had a crush on somebody, I'd be fine with it
as long as that crush doesn't ever turn into her
or me going into the store and next thing you know,
we're hanging out at that person's house.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
You say in front of her, like, oh this girl
like that girls so cute.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Two years back I did at home home depot the
girl in the paint apartment at the Haggarty Road home depot.
Years ago, I said to her, she sent me up
there for one specific thing, and it was to get
paint for our house on Cherry Blast. I said to her,
I go listen, here's the deal. I don't want to
do it. I don't want to go to home depot.
I look like a fool when I'm there. She goes, No,
they got it waiting for us. I show up there

(03:20):
and it was like this woman that was working at
the paint apartment there exactly. Have you guys ever had
a retail crush. Yes, now that you explain this, I
totally get it.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
And shout out to Colleen and everybody at the DDA,
which is my parking garage company.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I have the best.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Parking garage and I know that sounds weird, but the
people there are so nice and Lydia. I don't know
if you're taking calls on this or not, but you've
been on the phone with me quite a few times
as I'm leaving the parking garage. And every day I
talk to the love of my life, who's the man
who works you over night shift, And every day he
wishes me a blessed day, gives me an update on
his grand baby's what his plans are for the weekend.

(04:03):
If I don't talk to this man like my day
is ruined.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
But is he like cute older man or like true?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, yeah. Yeah, I want to know if you ever
had a retail crush too, and and if you call up,
I'll voice this guys if you want. Have you ever
had it go to a point where you were unhealthy
with it? Like you know what I mean, like where
you tried to deep dive and look him up on
Instagram or Facebook. I have not done that with this girl. Yeah,

(04:31):
like I've not done it.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Do you even know her name?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I know her name because she's got her a little
name tag thing on there, but I don't know. I
have no clue to her last name. Is Is that crazy? Though?
If you're single, it's okay, okay, Or if you're in
a relationship, yeah, that did it a couple of days ago. Yeah,
if you're I think if you're single, then you know, okay,
that's how people meet each other. Yeah, that's like that's natural.

(04:55):
That's like we call organic. I mean, I've made.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Up excuses to like go inside of Josiah School, and
you know what I mean, maybe the receptionist at the
front face is kind of real, kind of is.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
This the one that you sent an edible arrangement to
maybe thought about it?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
You better do that.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
You better be careful because if you break her heart,
she'll break your son's great. You don't want to do that.
What's up, Jeff? How you doing?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
What's going on? Buddy?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
First time? Long time?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Jeff? Do you have a retail crush?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Kind of sort of? Yes?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, tell us.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
You're actually looking at her probably, Oh god, what's.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
That right now? Jeff? That's not a retail crush. We're
not a retail I guess we can. Are you listening
to Megan in person?

Speaker 5 (05:56):
I mean I have not, but all you guys on
Facebook and stuff like that. So I wrote you guys
trying to get you guys to come up to a
Firebirds gay here in Flint.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay, all right, well.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
That'd be kind of cool to see you guys there.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
The Flint Firebirds. What sport is that I don't even know,
just croaky hockey hockey? Well, we'll come up there. We'll
have to stop up there. I guess we are kind
of a retail crush. You come back for business every
single day and get the listener a gay, Tiffany, what's
going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Hi, As a former Starbucks freestyle I was everybody for
retail crush thought I was flirting?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Really, So you used to work at Starbucks as a
barista and you would have people flirt with you all
the time.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
I worked at Somerset and this guy from Taffer's Destiny,
if I wanted to be in the kiss camp with him?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Wow? And did we?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's interesting, though, Tiffany, because I'm wondering maybe she's just
so nice, and her niceness, you know, comes across to
me as, oh god, this is kind of cute. You
know what's going on here right now? But you guys
probably all get job. Yeah, And I think it might
be your guys uniforms too, because I used to have
a crush on one of the Target people too, and
I thought maybe it was the it's the way you

(07:16):
can snatch yourself with an apron.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
But the Khakis don't own a nice booty. Yeah't know
what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
The Starbucks. The Starbucks girls like they always know exactly
what to wear to like they all dress cool. Man,
You're right, snatch waist in an apron. It's hot, dude,
it's real. I came in for the Grand Pizza.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Hunt used to have aprons and some of those girls
were walking around like you girl, you don't need a five,
you need an apron.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Sean, what's up as most on the morning? We're talking
about retail crushes?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I had good morning.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
You made me start thinking about my home depot crushes
over shout out to the home depot on Alexis and Lewis.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
We love shut out And what department? What are we
talking about?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Oh, they're they're all over. That's the only story I
go to.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
No, I know, but what what department does that? Does
the hot girl at the home depot work?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
She actually moved up into management.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
She's like a whore, a little nervous. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Twice a day I tell my wife all about it.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
What's going on, Hannah? It's mojo in the morning.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
I used to flirt with my retail crush at the
local gas station and flirt my way into free fountain
pops for myself.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, that's the best when you can actually get something
out of the whole deal. Huh, good job, that's awesome.
Where are we talking? Is a little speedway action here?

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:59):
There was actually one come and go when I used
to live.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
In the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Come and go with the case.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You gotta love that? Is that not a you come in?
Go Jessica, what's up now? I feel like I'm Kevin.
What's going on? What's going on? Jessica?

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (09:19):
How are you guys good?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
What's going on? Do you ever have a retail crush?

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:24):
So at Rush Cannabis and Hazel Park, there's this one guy.
He's just gorgeous, and every time I go in he
knows exactly what I want because me like every time.
But so then my husband he's always like, oh, your
boyfriend working today, because whenever he goes in, he just
gives him this snub look like whatever. He's with me,
But when I'm by myself, he's just always like, Hi,

(09:47):
how's it going. I'm so happy to see you. And
then one time he my husband was so drunk and
he came in with me and he just said this
out so loud, Oh, I see your husband, your boyfriend's
working today.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
I see way for you.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
I was just mortified at the counter. I just could
not even was like, I can never come back here again.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
That's, by the way, that's actually kind of funny that
it changes when you bring him with. I wonder if
I if I drive through the drive through of the Starbucks.
Do I have to tell Chelsea to duck if she's
in the passenger.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Well, if we're talking about dispensaries, I go out of
my way to go to that one dispensary with the
security guard that's super hot.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Really, yes, exclusive, and ann.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Arbor is not even the most convenient one for me
to go to. Shout out to them, it's been a minute.
I'm not gonna lie, but your security guard was so
hot it wasn't even funny.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
But do you ever purposely avoid the place where your
retail crushes because you're not looking great? Absolutely, like everybody
in the metrics of Trade Area and Mojo, you think
he's hot too, knows Mike, the owner of Premier Pets.
Oh yeah, if I need dog food and treats. But
I just worked out at the planet fit next next door.
I'm like, I'll just do the home delivery. I'm going
in there.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
That is a good looking man.