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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we've made fun of all of us today.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Every one of us has been made fun of on
the show, but Shannon, Shannon has not been made fun of.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You're doing to.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Being in the studio with you too, This one's farting.
You're just you all that's bad for eight days.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Now, just me, Shannon.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We gotta make we gotta have something to make fun
of Shannon for and we finally found the thing.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, everybody makes fun of me for this, and I
do not see it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Do I run funny when I run? Do I run funny?
I've never seen you run? You do you? Right?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
My husband, my stepdaughter, Lucy. Everybody says that I run.
I look really funny when I run.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Do you remember remember when we did the uh it
was like the celebrity softball game or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Was that kickball or kickball or whatever it was, and.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You you had to run to first base and when
you ran, you it took you forever to get there,
even though you're not that slow because you kick your
legs up behind you. What do you mean your legs
touch your ass when you're when you're running, like your
legs go too high. You don't stride out you stride
up run Where can we have a run? Can we
(01:13):
ever run the hallway so we can see where.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Do we have? What do you got out? What do
you go? I have sneakers on. You can run in jeans.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Actually, if you had to run, like if somebody was, uh,
you're running after you, they would catch you. Unless the
fear of having somebody run after you would make you
run faster.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Who knows, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Will you come in here and you can tape this.
Let's let's have a rundown here and then run back.
Maybe Bianca, you should be at the end of the
hallway or something. We have you at the end of
the hallway so you can do it. But hold on
a sacond, hold on. You got to be on the
phone though you get a phone?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Can I can I race you? So like that way
we have like speed, so you like actually run it purpose.
We're gonna, uh you want to run? Is I'm going
to call her right now? You know what I mean?
It's like we're we're running with purpose, just like.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna be too conscious about
how I do it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
If you've never seen Shannon run, Shannon runs exactly like this,
like it's like she doesn't go anywhere. She kind of
like stands, stands right there. All right, are you on
the phone line here? Yeah, run and hold the.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, then I'm gonna be funny. You want to use
my AirPods? No, you have to look all right, then
you got to you got to figure out.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
How to run, Zach putting on speakerphone and run next
to her. Run next to her like you're running. So Beyonca,
get down at the end of the hall. So you
get down at the end of the hall. There are
you there, Shannon. Okay, so, so we got it, but
we got to see this from it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So we're sitting.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I'm gonna go fight first and then I'm gonna come back.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
But wait, so hold on one second because we want
to make sure that she gets the whole thing. But
real quick, I gotta get I gotta get running to
go further.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm gonna lie down there and then run back.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Bianca has stopped hair hair Ready, Shannon, this is perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I got I got perfect, I got perfect. The stairs.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, ready, you should have wrote her at number. But
all right here she goes on your mark, get sad, go.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Normal human being. No, she doesn't she does that. She
does this, she runs like a she runs like a
normal humil. She doesn't. She's not.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, no, no, no, you run like this. You do this,
you're like your arms go back.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And that's not you, nor my husband's a track coach.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Nobody's listening to you about running.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Actually listen, he would ing me because you're not supposed
to clench your fists. You're supposed to hold your fingers
gently together, like you like you were holding a potatoes.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Has he told you that? Like is? He has? He run?
So he's and he's the guy's a safe champion, like
a normal runner track coach. For god's sakes, how are you?
He knows? Let's see you run, let me see you run,
let me see Iran, Are you ready? All right? Hold
on saying he's gonna run.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Lock the door, there we go, hold on, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Here we go, Mark, get Sad, go go go go
all right, here he goes ready, Here comes Kevin. All right,
Kevin is gonna run. Kevin is gonna make everybody. Oh,
he's racing.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He's racing. Crystal. You look you look like you look
like you look like kle.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
If you know what the worst is the worst is
that this radio show may bring lots of ratings to
the air, but we would be the slowest show, Like
we would get our asses kicked by Dave and Chuck
the Free And I'm gonna tell you and I'm gonna
(05:19):
tell you. I think Chuck is not very fast, so
I'm gonna tell you
All right, we've made fun of all of us today.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Every one of us has been made fun of on
the show, but Shannon, Shannon has not been made fun of.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You're doing to.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Being in the studio with you too, This one's farting.
You're just you all that's bad for eight days.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Now, just me, Shannon.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We gotta make we gotta have something to make fun
of Shannon for and we finally found the thing.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, everybody makes fun of me for this, and I
do not see it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Do I run funny when I run? Do I run funny?
I've never seen you run? You do you? Right?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
My husband, my stepdaughter, Lucy. Everybody says that I run.
I look really funny when I run.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Do you remember remember when we did the uh it
was like the celebrity softball game or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Was that kickball or kickball or whatever it was, and.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You you had to run to first base and when
you ran, you it took you forever to get there,
even though you're not that slow because you kick your
legs up behind you. What do you mean your legs
touch your ass when you're when you're running, like your
legs go too high. You don't stride out you stride
up run Where can we have a run? Can we
(01:13):
ever run the hallway so we can see where.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Do we have? What do you got out? What do
you go? I have sneakers on. You can run in jeans.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Actually, if you had to run, like if somebody was, uh,
you're running after you, they would catch you. Unless the
fear of having somebody run after you would make you
run faster.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Who knows, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Will you come in here and you can tape this.
Let's let's have a rundown here and then run back.
Maybe Bianca, you should be at the end of the
hallway or something. We have you at the end of
the hallway so you can do it. But hold on
a sacond, hold on. You got to be on the
phone though you get a phone?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Can I can I race you? So like that way
we have like speed, so you like actually run it purpose.
We're gonna, uh you want to run? Is I'm going
to call her right now? You know what I mean?
It's like we're we're running with purpose, just like.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna be too conscious about
how I do it.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
If you've never seen Shannon run, Shannon runs exactly like this,
like it's like she doesn't go anywhere. She kind of
like stands, stands right there. All right, are you on
the phone line here? Yeah, run and hold the.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, then I'm gonna be funny. You want to use
my AirPods? No, you have to look all right, then
you got to you got to figure out.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
How to run, Zach putting on speakerphone and run next
to her. Run next to her like you're running. So Beyonca,
get down at the end of the hall. So you
get down at the end of the hall. There are
you there, Shannon. Okay, so, so we got it, but
we got to see this from it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So we're sitting.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I'm gonna go fight first and then I'm gonna come back.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
But wait, so hold on one second because we want
to make sure that she gets the whole thing. But
real quick, I gotta get I gotta get running to
go further.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm gonna lie down there and then run back.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Bianca has stopped hair hair Ready, Shannon, this is perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I got I got perfect, I got perfect. The stairs.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, ready, you should have wrote her at number. But
all right here she goes on your mark, get sad, go.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Normal human being. No, she doesn't she does that. She
does this, she runs like a she runs like a
normal humil. She doesn't. She's not.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, no, no, no, you run like this. You do this,
you're like your arms go back.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And that's not you, nor my husband's a track coach.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Nobody's listening to you about running.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Actually listen, he would ing me because you're not supposed
to clench your fists. You're supposed to hold your fingers
gently together, like you like you were holding a potatoes.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Has he told you that? Like is? He has? He run?
So he's and he's the guy's a safe champion, like
a normal runner track coach. For god's sakes, how are you?
He knows? Let's see you run, let me see you run,
let me see Iran, Are you ready? All right? Hold
on saying he's gonna run.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Lock the door, there we go, hold on, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Here we go, Mark, get Sad, go go go go
all right, here he goes ready, Here comes Kevin. All right,
Kevin is gonna run. Kevin is gonna make everybody. Oh,
he's racing.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He's racing. Crystal. You look you look like you look
like you look like kle.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
If you know what the worst is the worst is
that this radio show may bring lots of ratings to
the air, but we would be the slowest show, Like
we would get our asses kicked by Dave and Chuck
the Free And I'm gonna tell you and I'm gonna
(05:19):
tell you. I think Chuck is not very fast, so
I'm gonna tell you
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