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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning, my sister Pat ain't Pat as
we call her on the show, called me up to
tell me that she was very, very upset over what
happened to her when she went to the doctor. Anytime
that I hear that anybody in my family's going to
the doctor, I immediately think everybody's dying. Like I hate that,
you know what I mean, that's the first fear that
you have. Well, Pat went to the doctor and she
(00:22):
wasn't even talking about her doctor's appointment at what the
doctor told her about her health. She talked about the
fact that they left her in the waiting room for
like over an hour, and she was sitting there waiting
to go back to the doctor. And then this is
the funniest part of the whole thing. She's in the
waiting room waiting for this doctor to bring her back
(00:44):
to his you know, his lab or whatever the hell
it is, the examining room, and she gets a phone call.
She looks at her phone and it's the doctor's office
calling her. She picks up the phone and says hello,
and they said, are you coming to your appointment? She
was sitting in the waiting room. How did they not
know didn't. Did she not check in? She did, she
checked in, but they they they lost her or something.
(01:07):
So if anybody knows my sister Pat, my sister Pat
does not ever go anywhere without filling out comment cards.
She's she's always got a comment to say. Well she
did to the doctor and I think now she needs
a new doctor. H And Pat is on the phone
with us right now. Hi An Pat, Hi are you good?
So Pat? They forgot you? They left you in the
(01:28):
waiting room.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
They did. They left me there and then called me.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What they said, how are you? I said, where am I?
I'm here in the waiting room. Yeah, right here. And
then they put me in another room and said, oh,
he'll be right with you. When it was an hour,
another hour, Oh, you're kidding me. No. When I opened
the door and I'm like, hello, is anyone there?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Wait? Wait? Say they put you into the room waiting
for the doctor to come. You had to sit there
for an hour straight, so you just opened the door up.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, I'm like hello, did anyone here? And then they
came and said, oh, he'll be right with you. I
said no, I said, I know that he went from
this room on this side to this room on this side.
I said, I know how it works. I just worked
for my dad. It's one two three four one two
three four. He skipped three and went from two to four.
I did, and I said the man on the room
(02:25):
number four is had an appointment after me, because he
came in after me and said, oh, I'm really early
for my appointment. I said, now he's in with him.
And so then when the girl came and said, oh,
he's not time ago, he is not not time. I'm
waiting here for like two hours.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh you're kidding me.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Wait, I know.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So when the doctor came in, Pat, I'm sure at
this moment you're just fired up, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah? He said how are you? I said how am I?
I'm pissed off? And he goes, oh, what's wrong? And
I said, I've been waiting here for so long. He says, oh, no,
I have to see my I said, you skipped me,
and I said I know how it works. And he said, oh, well,
that person had more I had a big problem. I said,
a big problem. I said, who has more problems than
(03:10):
I do? So then he started yelling at me, and
I go, why are you yelling at me? Goes, because
you're yelling. I go, I can't. I'm the patient. I said,
you don't even I said, you don't even help me anyway.
I said, you haven't helped me in all these years.
He said, well, you're a very difficult case. I don't
know what to do. And I said, well, he goes,
you have so many problems. I said, well, why don't
(03:31):
you do like I used to tell my students. Let's
take care of the easy ones first time, the test
boys and girls, and then we can spend more time.
Had one.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Jesus, I'm loving that you're advocating for yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I have nobody else does. And then he told me
to get a second opinion. I said, you are myself.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Pat You're never going to be able to go back
to this guy ever again.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No I'm not. I'm not. I said, just give me
my medicine. I told him, just me my medicine, and
I'm gonna read.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Wow. You know what the interesting thing is, you probably
forgot what the hell you were going to them for
because it was so long that you were sitting back there.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
No, I know what I'm going for that medicine that's
killing me. But the thing is question why do I
have to take it? I said, it's killing me.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, quick question for you, Pat. Do they have any
like TV in the waiting room or in the room
that you're you know, like I always like when you
go into a waiting room and they have you know,
I don't know. Yeah, Kelly Kelly and her General Hospital.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, no, no, no, I just read the screen. That
screen they have in doctor's offices, Pressed, tri Iff, you
want to learn about loupus press tri Iff? You want
to learn about you know, stop smoking? Press here if
you want to learn about this?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Wow. So you sat there the entire time with no
entertainment at all. That's amazing my phone. Wow. So it's
funny with Megan. Wasn't it you that said that you
had had a doctor? Sure? They forgot about you too,
didn't you have a law?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I waited inside of the exam room for nearly two
hours one day, two hours.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, I was an hour and there a mountain of
uh the parking lot in the waiting room. Yeah. Are
you right here?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah? Jana has what's going on? How are you? It's
uh my sister Pat, Am, Pat's on the phone. How
are you good?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Good?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Good? Listen? I had a story.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You were talking about an past, Yeah, and I had
a story about I worked for an orthopedic office for
thirty years. I was an MA And we put a
patient in a room and we had a back hallway
and the patient was sitting in the room and they
forgot them all.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The time left, they shut up all the lights.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We were going around looking to make check the room,
you know, fill the room, deaconding, and we found a
patient sitting in one of the back room.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh my god, wait to say, you almost left for
the evening?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeahs were all gone.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We had a huge group of doctors.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, patience in the back room, Janice.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
If the doctor's office can charge you for a missed appointment,
can you charge them for a late appointment the doctor?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, I think that maybe should be absolutely Like if
this was a restaurant and you were waiting, if pat
was waiting for two hours for her meal, I mean
you would think that the restaurant would at least buy
her dessert.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You know, you would think.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
So, Yeah, they came back. We called the doctor.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Was he wasn't too far He actually left. Can you
imagine he actually left?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
There was nobody there's probably two of us left in
the office and we were just checking the rooms and
you know, filling the rooms up for the next day.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Holy, I don't know who. By the way, I would
want to be in a conversation with more Janice or
Ampat sitting there. Oh my god, I should give each
other their number. So he there and talking about this.
What's up, Stephanie? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Hello? Hey? So my sister in law I was really
bad anxiety and she was at the pediatrician with her
little one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And she didn't know that the.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Appointment was over, like she wasn't her?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Am I supposed to leave? Like?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Am I supposed to make another appointment? Are they coming
back in the room?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
She had sat there until the doctor office closed. She
walked out, all the light off, nobody was there.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh, oh my gosh. They loved her in the room
and she already had anxiety. Oh yes, for seeing girl.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's awful. So it happens more frequently than we think.
This goes on. Well, well, pat, I hope that you
are I hope that you're better.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Here's the moral of the story. What's that when you
go into a doctor's office to the exam room and
they always close the door. Tell them that you can't
have the door closed.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's a great idea. I don't like it when they
close it anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well, they when they came in, when they came into
and I you know, he'll be right here, blah blah blah,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And she went.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I said, don't you dare shut that door the way
you're afraid of me, the.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Way you talk to that doctor and pat he may
need to have his own appointment.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I never you know what, I never liked him from
the beginning. But I only went there because it's an
infusion center and it's close to home. But I never
liked him from the beginning.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well, you need to move to town here and be
with us at doctor Warner's office. We'll I'll go see
doctor warreny.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, I love doc. Who doesn't love doctor.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Who's the best. He does make you wait a little
bit if you're in evasion, but you know what, at
least he's nice about it.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So yeah, go to those kind of doctors.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, Well, we love you, take care of pass.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Right, all right, I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Bye bye, all right, We'll see you. She'll talk forever.
If we continue on with that too, will
Mojo in the morning, my sister Pat ain't Pat as
we call her on the show, called me up to
tell me that she was very, very upset over what
happened to her when she went to the doctor. Anytime
that I hear that anybody in my family's going to
the doctor, I immediately think everybody's dying. Like I hate that,
you know what I mean, that's the first fear that
you have. Well, Pat went to the doctor and she
(00:22):
wasn't even talking about her doctor's appointment at what the
doctor told her about her health. She talked about the
fact that they left her in the waiting room for
like over an hour, and she was sitting there waiting
to go back to the doctor. And then this is
the funniest part of the whole thing. She's in the
waiting room waiting for this doctor to bring her back
(00:44):
to his you know, his lab or whatever the hell
it is, the examining room, and she gets a phone call.
She looks at her phone and it's the doctor's office
calling her. She picks up the phone and says hello,
and they said, are you coming to your appointment? She
was sitting in the waiting room. How did they not
know didn't. Did she not check in? She did, she
checked in, but they they they lost her or something.
(01:07):
So if anybody knows my sister Pat, my sister Pat
does not ever go anywhere without filling out comment cards.
She's she's always got a comment to say. Well she
did to the doctor and I think now she needs
a new doctor. H And Pat is on the phone
with us right now. Hi An Pat, Hi are you good?
So Pat? They forgot you? They left you in the
(01:28):
waiting room.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
They did. They left me there and then called me.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What they said, how are you? I said, where am I?
I'm here in the waiting room. Yeah, right here. And
then they put me in another room and said, oh,
he'll be right with you. When it was an hour,
another hour, Oh, you're kidding me. No. When I opened
the door and I'm like, hello, is anyone there?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Wait? Wait? Say they put you into the room waiting
for the doctor to come. You had to sit there
for an hour straight, so you just opened the door up.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, I'm like hello, did anyone here? And then they
came and said, oh, he'll be right with you. I
said no, I said, I know that he went from
this room on this side to this room on this side.
I said, I know how it works. I just worked
for my dad. It's one two three four one two
three four. He skipped three and went from two to four.
I did, and I said the man on the room
(02:25):
number four is had an appointment after me, because he
came in after me and said, oh, I'm really early
for my appointment. I said, now he's in with him.
And so then when the girl came and said, oh,
he's not time ago, he is not not time. I'm
waiting here for like two hours.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh you're kidding me.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Wait, I know.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So when the doctor came in, Pat, I'm sure at
this moment you're just fired up, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah? He said how are you? I said how am I?
I'm pissed off? And he goes, oh, what's wrong? And
I said, I've been waiting here for so long. He says, oh, no,
I have to see my I said, you skipped me,
and I said I know how it works. And he said, oh, well,
that person had more I had a big problem. I said,
a big problem. I said, who has more problems than
(03:10):
I do? So then he started yelling at me, and
I go, why are you yelling at me? Goes, because
you're yelling. I go, I can't. I'm the patient. I said,
you don't even I said, you don't even help me anyway.
I said, you haven't helped me in all these years.
He said, well, you're a very difficult case. I don't
know what to do. And I said, well, he goes,
you have so many problems. I said, well, why don't
(03:31):
you do like I used to tell my students. Let's
take care of the easy ones first time, the test
boys and girls, and then we can spend more time.
Had one.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Jesus, I'm loving that you're advocating for yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I have nobody else does. And then he told me
to get a second opinion. I said, you are myself.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Pat You're never going to be able to go back
to this guy ever again.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No I'm not. I'm not. I said, just give me
my medicine. I told him, just me my medicine, and
I'm gonna read.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Wow. You know what the interesting thing is, you probably
forgot what the hell you were going to them for
because it was so long that you were sitting back there.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
No, I know what I'm going for that medicine that's
killing me. But the thing is question why do I
have to take it? I said, it's killing me.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, quick question for you, Pat. Do they have any
like TV in the waiting room or in the room
that you're you know, like I always like when you
go into a waiting room and they have you know,
I don't know. Yeah, Kelly Kelly and her General Hospital.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, no, no, no, I just read the screen. That
screen they have in doctor's offices, Pressed, tri Iff, you
want to learn about loupus press tri Iff? You want
to learn about you know, stop smoking? Press here if
you want to learn about this?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Wow. So you sat there the entire time with no
entertainment at all. That's amazing my phone. Wow. So it's
funny with Megan. Wasn't it you that said that you
had had a doctor? Sure? They forgot about you too,
didn't you have a law?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I waited inside of the exam room for nearly two
hours one day, two hours.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, I was an hour and there a mountain of
uh the parking lot in the waiting room. Yeah. Are
you right here?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah? Jana has what's going on? How are you? It's
uh my sister Pat, Am, Pat's on the phone. How
are you good?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Good?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Good? Listen? I had a story.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You were talking about an past, Yeah, and I had
a story about I worked for an orthopedic office for
thirty years. I was an MA And we put a
patient in a room and we had a back hallway
and the patient was sitting in the room and they
forgot them all.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The time left, they shut up all the lights.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
We were going around looking to make check the room,
you know, fill the room, deaconding, and we found a
patient sitting in one of the back room.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh my god, wait to say, you almost left for
the evening?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeahs were all gone.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
We had a huge group of doctors.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, patience in the back room, Janice.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
If the doctor's office can charge you for a missed appointment,
can you charge them for a late appointment the doctor?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, I think that maybe should be absolutely Like if
this was a restaurant and you were waiting, if pat
was waiting for two hours for her meal, I mean
you would think that the restaurant would at least buy
her dessert.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You know, you would think.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
So, Yeah, they came back. We called the doctor.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Was he wasn't too far He actually left. Can you
imagine he actually left?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
There was nobody there's probably two of us left in
the office and we were just checking the rooms and
you know, filling the rooms up for the next day.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Holy, I don't know who. By the way, I would
want to be in a conversation with more Janice or
Ampat sitting there. Oh my god, I should give each
other their number. So he there and talking about this.
What's up, Stephanie? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Hello? Hey? So my sister in law I was really
bad anxiety and she was at the pediatrician with her
little one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And she didn't know that the.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Appointment was over, like she wasn't her?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Am I supposed to leave? Like?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Am I supposed to make another appointment? Are they coming
back in the room?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
She had sat there until the doctor office closed. She
walked out, all the light off, nobody was there.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh, oh my gosh. They loved her in the room
and she already had anxiety. Oh yes, for seeing girl.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's awful. So it happens more frequently than we think.
This goes on. Well, well, pat, I hope that you
are I hope that you're better.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Here's the moral of the story. What's that when you
go into a doctor's office to the exam room and
they always close the door. Tell them that you can't
have the door closed.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's a great idea. I don't like it when they
close it anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well, they when they came in, when they came into
and I you know, he'll be right here, blah blah blah,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And she went.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I said, don't you dare shut that door the way
you're afraid of me, the.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Way you talk to that doctor and pat he may
need to have his own appointment.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I never you know what, I never liked him from
the beginning. But I only went there because it's an
infusion center and it's close to home. But I never
liked him from the beginning.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well, you need to move to town here and be
with us at doctor Warner's office. We'll I'll go see
doctor warreny.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, I love doc. Who doesn't love doctor.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Who's the best. He does make you wait a little
bit if you're in evasion, but you know what, at
least he's nice about it.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So yeah, go to those kind of doctors.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, Well, we love you, take care of pass.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Right, all right, I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Bye bye, all right, We'll see you. She'll talk forever.
If we continue on with that too, will
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