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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's what we're going to be doing. So we are
going to do a contest, kind of a little contest.
I don't even know what the prize is going to be.
The prize might be a mystery prize for you, could
be what is in my pocket to a pair of
tickets to go see like the Tigers play or something
like that. Because I want the best ones. I want
(00:24):
you to call us up and a simple question is
what have you done that you know is going to
keep you out of heaven? What have you done that
you know is going to keep you out of heaven
this morning? If you confess to it, I know a
guy that can get you into heaven a bide on
(00:48):
stub Hub. All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show.
What is it that you've done that you think will
keep you out of hell? This is our Mojo in
the Morning Confessional. And uh boy, I'm telling you what.
I'm looking at some of these right now.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't even know if I can get you into
heaven after some of these things. But I'm the Pope
this morning, and I'm gonna get you in heaven today. Okay, Corey,
what have you done that will keep you out of heaven.
Best one is gonna win whatever's in my right pocket.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I I should high and go to church every Sunday.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh you do, really? You go? You go to church high?
You are high? You know what.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know if God's upset with that. As long
as you're attending. I think that's fine. Does is church
high better?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You don't know any other way. I love it all right.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Well, I do feel like he's talking to me every
time I'm in there everything. You know what.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
That's good. I'm sure he is. All right. Hang on one second.
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, let's go to tea next for the next confession.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay, So t is next voice disguise. T t Hi
Hi Tahi.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Worked in nursing home and a quadriplegic would give me
fifty dollars to.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Do hands stuff. You know, it's my birthday. Oh my god.
Wait a second.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So you had a quadriplegic patient in a nursing home
that you were nursing and he would pay you fifty
dollars to take care of things. Yes, you know what,
poor guy, you should have just done it for free.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That is mean, Shannon.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
This is a this is you know, God would be
fine with you at least making money.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
How much do you think you made?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I get it quite often, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But do you feel like did you feel like you
were giving doing God's work by doing this work?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Road it off on your No, I should have?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
All right, well that's an interesting one too. Hold on
one second. These are all pretty good.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Those hands just aren't for brain.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Hey, come on, all right, what is it that you've
done that will keep you out of heaven?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Let's go to Ryan next.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Ryan?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Hey, Hey, Hey, what's the did Yes? Go ahead, I'm
right here. Bless me Father, for I have sinned? Go ahead, son, Well.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Cove First, So I.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Was fourteen at the time. I was at my friend's house.
Her father was a a priest and they had their
church on the property as well, and we actually went
to the church basement and I lost my virginity that night.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh my god, it's pretty awkward. Oh my god. To
the girl? Was that the pastor's daughter? Oh yeah, wow?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So you you and the pastor's daughter did it in
the church basement? What kind of church we talking about?
Is this like a non denominational or Baptist.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Or what is this? It was luther Church, Lutheran Church.
God love the Lutherans. That's amazing love. All right, Well.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You hold on a second, you go and do like
twenty eight Hail Mary's, and you'll get back into heaven.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
We'll figure that out. You might. You might get what's
in my right pocket talk about communia.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yes, you're going to say I'm all up today. I'll
let you because it's your brought back Stella.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's uh mojo Stella stell is Estella's on the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Stella's Stella. What did you do? Hie?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So? I I dressed up as Mother Teresa for a
Halloween party. I had all the things going on. I
looked just like her let or a late text piece
on my face. No one knew who I was, equipped
with my long pantyhoset pitties hanging out of my.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, you cannot sell.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You cannot say that when talking about Mother Teresa, God
rest her soul, Jesus saying Jesus saying.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
She.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Stella stella. You're not going to heaven. You're not going
to no one.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No one knew who I was until I sang karaoke
because reveal you got to put those things away.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
What song did you sing?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Mother? What do you think?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Great? Oh my god, these are great. These are all
really good. Ooh boys, this guy's initial a hi a.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Hi Popemo Joe, how are you my child? Tell us
your confession bringing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Up bad memories twenty years ago? Well, actually I was
twenty years old. It was like thirty five years ago.
I had an affair with my best friend Ciance.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Ooh, and did your best friend know that you had
an affair with their fiance?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Are they still married?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Never, they're not married. They ended up breaking.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Up and it wasn't Was it because of you?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't I don't know. I have no idea, nothing
said to me.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
And you're still You're still the best with this.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
This is the first time I've ever said anything.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Oh my gosh, I feel honored.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know what, We're getting you back in heaven just
for that, the fact that you finally confess to it.
That's what religion is. If you confess that you did something,
God forgives. Okay, it is this tis the season, this
is the season for this thing. Hold on one second, Actually,
God forgives except for a t Are you still there
with us?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I am. I don't know if God's going to forgive
the fact that you're giving handies to a quadriplegic man.
But hold on one second still, okay? Will you hang
on one second laying hands on people? You know?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
All right? All right? Question for you guys. Which one
of these ones have you liked so far?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's the handy, I mean the handy. Do you think
so that's your one? That's the best one of them all?
Do I take one? Last one? Please? One last one? Lydia?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Do I do?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Do I do line one? Or will that just kill
the mood?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It might kill the mood?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I think it will kill then, so do too that. No,
I'm saying one, I'm saying line one on that one.
What I'm saying take two?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
More? Callers start with line one. Oh no, I can't.
I don't know. Really. Yes, if you think it's going
to kill the mood, I think it's going to kill
the mood. The mood. The mood has been the mood
has been too good. And now we want to know
this week? All right, Anthony, Anthony, I'll let you be
on what's up Anthony there? And in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm sorry, it's father Mojo to you today, I do
Why do I sound like I'm I don't think that's
what the Pope sounds like.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
But go ahead, Hey, we gotta get Friday kicked off? Right, Okay,
go ahead. So about ten years ago at Meyer JBL speaker,
I rang up as.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Banana in page seventy six.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You know what we'll end on that note buck big
Jos JBL. That was.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Hey, it was a great speaker.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Hey, real quick, do you want to say hi to
the quadrant plegia hand job brow Hold on a second.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Her name is T and T is the winner Carnations
T T. You get what's in my right pocket? Here?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
What's in my right pockets? Hold on, We're gonna pull
it out. We're gonna pull it out here right now,
pop up, hop up? Hold on, ooh money, I got
money in my pocket.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Oh sh are you ready? Twenty dollars? I got twenty
dollars for you, T, You're a winner. Twenty dollars right here?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Give her twenty thirty short of the Paraplegiay, hold on,
hold
Speaker 4 (09:51):
On, hen have money in the art
Here's what we're going to be doing. So we are
going to do a contest, kind of a little contest.
I don't even know what the prize is going to be.
The prize might be a mystery prize for you, could
be what is in my pocket to a pair of
tickets to go see like the Tigers play or something
like that. Because I want the best ones. I want
(00:24):
you to call us up and a simple question is
what have you done that you know is going to
keep you out of heaven? What have you done that
you know is going to keep you out of heaven
this morning? If you confess to it, I know a
guy that can get you into heaven a bide on
(00:48):
stub Hub. All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show.
What is it that you've done that you think will
keep you out of hell? This is our Mojo in
the Morning Confessional. And uh boy, I'm telling you what.
I'm looking at some of these right now.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't even know if I can get you into
heaven after some of these things. But I'm the Pope
this morning, and I'm gonna get you in heaven today. Okay, Corey,
what have you done that will keep you out of heaven.
Best one is gonna win whatever's in my right pocket.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I I should high and go to church every Sunday.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh you do, really? You go? You go to church high?
You are high? You know what.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know if God's upset with that. As long
as you're attending. I think that's fine. Does is church
high better?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
You don't know any other way. I love it all right.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Well, I do feel like he's talking to me every
time I'm in there everything. You know what.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
That's good. I'm sure he is. All right. Hang on one second.
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, let's go to tea next for the next confession.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay, So t is next voice disguise. T t Hi
Hi Tahi.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Worked in nursing home and a quadriplegic would give me
fifty dollars to.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Do hands stuff. You know, it's my birthday. Oh my god.
Wait a second.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So you had a quadriplegic patient in a nursing home
that you were nursing and he would pay you fifty
dollars to take care of things. Yes, you know what,
poor guy, you should have just done it for free.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That is mean, Shannon.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
This is a this is you know, God would be
fine with you at least making money.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
How much do you think you made?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I get it quite often, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But do you feel like did you feel like you
were giving doing God's work by doing this work?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Road it off on your No, I should have?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
All right, well that's an interesting one too. Hold on
one second. These are all pretty good.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Those hands just aren't for brain.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Hey, come on, all right, what is it that you've
done that will keep you out of heaven?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Let's go to Ryan next.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Ryan?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Hey, Hey, Hey, what's the did Yes? Go ahead, I'm
right here. Bless me Father, for I have sinned? Go ahead, son, Well.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Cove First, So I.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Was fourteen at the time. I was at my friend's house.
Her father was a a priest and they had their
church on the property as well, and we actually went
to the church basement and I lost my virginity that night.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh my god, it's pretty awkward. Oh my god. To
the girl? Was that the pastor's daughter? Oh yeah, wow?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So you you and the pastor's daughter did it in
the church basement? What kind of church we talking about?
Is this like a non denominational or Baptist.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Or what is this? It was luther Church, Lutheran Church.
God love the Lutherans. That's amazing love. All right, Well.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You hold on a second, you go and do like
twenty eight Hail Mary's, and you'll get back into heaven.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
We'll figure that out. You might. You might get what's
in my right pocket talk about communia.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yes, you're going to say I'm all up today. I'll
let you because it's your brought back Stella.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's uh mojo Stella stell is Estella's on the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Stella's Stella. What did you do? Hie?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So? I I dressed up as Mother Teresa for a
Halloween party. I had all the things going on. I
looked just like her let or a late text piece
on my face. No one knew who I was, equipped
with my long pantyhoset pitties hanging out of my.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, you cannot sell.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You cannot say that when talking about Mother Teresa, God
rest her soul, Jesus saying Jesus saying.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
She.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Stella stella. You're not going to heaven. You're not going
to no one.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No one knew who I was until I sang karaoke
because reveal you got to put those things away.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
What song did you sing?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Mother? What do you think?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Great? Oh my god, these are great. These are all
really good. Ooh boys, this guy's initial a hi a.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Hi Popemo Joe, how are you my child? Tell us
your confession bringing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Up bad memories twenty years ago? Well, actually I was
twenty years old. It was like thirty five years ago.
I had an affair with my best friend Ciance.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Ooh, and did your best friend know that you had
an affair with their fiance?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Are they still married?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Never, they're not married. They ended up breaking.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Up and it wasn't Was it because of you?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't I don't know. I have no idea, nothing
said to me.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
And you're still You're still the best with this.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
This is the first time I've ever said anything.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Oh my gosh, I feel honored.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know what, We're getting you back in heaven just
for that, the fact that you finally confess to it.
That's what religion is. If you confess that you did something,
God forgives. Okay, it is this tis the season, this
is the season for this thing. Hold on one second, Actually,
God forgives except for a t Are you still there
with us?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I am. I don't know if God's going to forgive
the fact that you're giving handies to a quadriplegic man.
But hold on one second still, okay? Will you hang
on one second laying hands on people? You know?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
All right? All right? Question for you guys. Which one
of these ones have you liked so far?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's the handy, I mean the handy. Do you think
so that's your one? That's the best one of them all?
Do I take one? Last one? Please? One last one? Lydia?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Do I do?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Do I do line one? Or will that just kill
the mood?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It might kill the mood?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I think it will kill then, so do too that. No,
I'm saying one, I'm saying line one on that one.
What I'm saying take two?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
More? Callers start with line one. Oh no, I can't.
I don't know. Really. Yes, if you think it's going
to kill the mood, I think it's going to kill
the mood. The mood. The mood has been the mood
has been too good. And now we want to know
this week? All right, Anthony, Anthony, I'll let you be
on what's up Anthony there? And in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm sorry, it's father Mojo to you today, I do
Why do I sound like I'm I don't think that's
what the Pope sounds like.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
But go ahead, Hey, we gotta get Friday kicked off? Right, Okay,
go ahead. So about ten years ago at Meyer JBL speaker,
I rang up as.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Banana in page seventy six.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You know what we'll end on that note buck big
Jos JBL. That was.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Hey, it was a great speaker.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Hey, real quick, do you want to say hi to
the quadrant plegia hand job brow Hold on a second.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Her name is T and T is the winner Carnations
T T. You get what's in my right pocket? Here?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
What's in my right pockets? Hold on, We're gonna pull
it out. We're gonna pull it out here right now,
pop up, hop up? Hold on, ooh money, I got
money in my pocket.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Oh sh are you ready? Twenty dollars? I got twenty
dollars for you, T, You're a winner. Twenty dollars right here?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Give her twenty thirty short of the Paraplegiay, hold on,
hold
Speaker 4 (09:51):
On, hen have money in the art
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