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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I talked all the time about my kids and my
family while I was talking to my son Joe from
The Joe Show, and he had a discussion on a
show where they were getting into a debate over where
Joe was conceived because he's such a Disney fanatic. And
there has been a little bit of a disagreement between
(00:23):
Chelsea and I that Joe was conceived. We know on
our honeymoon, but our honeymoon was split. We spent partial
honeymoon at Disney World, and I believe that Joe was
conceived at Port Orleans, which is a hotel at Disney World.
Chelsea believes that it was on the second part of
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our honeymoon, which was on a Carnival cruise line, which
was the second part of it, because I think we
did three days at Disney and we did four days
on a Carnival cruise line. So Chelsea says, as a mom,
she knows where he was conceived. Well, I'm going to
say this to you. I know I got more than
once and I and I believe it was the Porto
Orleans thing. But as a woman, Shannon, do you know
(01:05):
when it's the conception happens, you can tell, so you
can tell the moment that it happens.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Uh, you can't tell the moment that happened. I just
I know exactly like which time and when it was.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, okay, all right, well so we we talked a
little bit about this. The debate went on, and I
think that's why Joe is such a Disney fanatic, like
he's a Disney adult, which, by the way, Disney adults
are the biggest losers in the world.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But don't we won't get it. We won't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
My son, my son has a total But for the
other two boys. For Jacob, I know where he was conceived.
He was conceived in bed in uh, in our house,
so we we actually tried for him. So I actually
and I believe a hundred almost one hundred percent that
it was It was not nighttime conception. It was actually
(01:50):
during the day because Chelsea would call me and tell
me when she was ovulating and make me come home.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Because now they have those sticks you can pee on,
you know exactly when it's the time.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That's why I say I know exactly because that's what
I was doing.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It was amazing. So and then the third child of ours, Luke,
I know where he was conceived. He was also conceived
in our bedroom, but it was right after Chelsea turned thirty,
and it was his conception came after Chelsea called me.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
A stupid, dumb or stupid.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Mother effort I think, or something like that that night
because I had said something really stupid and so she
felt really bad about calling me the name. So we
had makeup sex, which is kind of interesting. Is it
interesting that your conception story kind of plays a part
in their personality? Like Jacob's the only one that actually
has any semblance of a life. The other two, the
(02:45):
other two are crazy wow good. So I don't know
if you guys feel this way, but I feel this way.
I wish I knew how I was conceived or where
I was conceived, like I asked.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I asked.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I think I asked my dad or maybe asked my mom,
it doesn't matter. I asked either my mom or my dad,
and they said I was conceived like Jacob just in bed.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You know, there wasn't really like no story story to it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wanted that I was the I'm the youngest of six
and I was a total accident, So I wonder what
happened like my dad. I would get my dad probably
had like a martini or something. I feel like this
make this makes total sense.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I never thought about this before, but I feel like
it does kind of set the tone for who you
are as a person.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Or your mom.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Sure, I don't know how I was conceived. I know
my sister was conceived in Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Really, how do you know that? They told me they
talked about.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
That was conceived, but not you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I never asked about mine.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Doesn't really we're not conceived in a nice place like here,
bro I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
If it was in the alley. A great story. It
would explain a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think Lydia, this would be a fun topic if
we can piece this all together Live and by the Way,
Live eight four four Mojoe Live eight four four six
sixty five six five four eight text ninety five five
zero zero. What if we were to have people who
do not know how they were conceived call us up,
or where they were conceived, call us up, and then
we'll call your mom and we'll ask your mom how
(04:17):
you were conceived?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh story?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yes, I think that actually would be kind of great verification.
That's is that what we call it? Conception? Uh contr
I know. Yeah, we got to think of some kind
of a name for this this podcast eight four fur
Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five sixty five
four eight text is nine five five zero zero on
(04:42):
this one. It may take a little bit of doing
to get this together, but I think we can.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Is there a way that can we? Dinald? Dad or Mom?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, I gotta follow my dad's He changed his number
and I don't know his number.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Why did your dad change his number? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I don't even know how is it conceived. I ain't
ask him was his number? I just found it out.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Lady, I'm gonna say she is that that's interesting when
like somebody changes their number. I think I've had the
same number since I, uh, since I had a number.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I have a number from a different state because I'm
too easy to change for numbers I do.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I always want when somebody changes their number, I think
they're running from a bill collector?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Or?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Is your dad running from a bill collector? I don't know.
That's what I'll just taxt it to you, lady. Hold on, Katie,
are you there, Katie? Yes, I am Katie.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We're talking about you know how you were conceived, but
you actually are calling up about your son.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
How is he conceived?
Speaker 7 (05:35):
He was Christmas Eve at my parents house.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's great. So what's the story.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You guys celebrated Christmas at your parents and went up
to the room after a night of opening gifts.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
It was actually Christmas Eve. And the funny thing is
my husband at the time was working third ships, so
it was like the only time I really had seen him.
And the next day, after the picking cookies, I end
up vomiting at my in law's house and they're like, oh,
(06:10):
you're pregnant. I'm like, hah, that's funny. And then we
found out.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, I was oh, oh my gosh. That's awesome though,
isn't that great? Yes, that's cute. I love that story.
Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Ashton is
on with us right now. Ashton are you there?
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Do you guys want me to get.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
My mom on the line or Lydia got your mom on?
We got Lydia working overtime here. Yeah. So you have
you have no idea how you were conceived? A were
we gonna find out this morning for the first time? No,
I actually know oh, okay, so let's have your mom
tell us.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Then it's a good story.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, it's pretty funny, honestly.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
In a couple of words, just to kind of give
us a tease, what would be the story's title?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Porch baby, pork chop baby, sho baby. Ashton's mom is on.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Ashton's mom, are you okay with being on the Mojo
in the morning show?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Hi, mom, what you want baby?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
My name is.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Charmaine, Charmaine this got a strip club in and tell
us about tell us about Ashton and where and how
he was conceived.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
Well, so his dad was working out of state and
he came home for the weekend, and we were we
were frying pork chops and decided that we needed a quickie.
So we left my niece to fry the pork chops
and we we got a quickie and come back.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
My gosh, Wow, there were some big cut pork chops,
weren't there.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
They were like sitting there sizzling on a frying pan. Yes, yes, say,
we don't need no signs. Just wait.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So wait, So Ashton, how many times has your mom
or dad told you the pork chop baby story?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I wouldn't say probably like a handful of times. I've
wanted to know quite a few times, and I've wanted to.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Hear it because I I just think it's honestly hilarious.
It is, and we we.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Like to tell it around the dinner table, you know.
It's it's just a real funny thing when we have
a new person is pretty close to us to tale.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
So that's great.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
By the way, do you guys on your birthday make
moms pork chops again or what happens?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Oh, you know? Honestly, Mojo, I think I think we
should start doing that.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's a good one, all right, Mom, Well, thank you
for being I'm with us, Ashton, Great job, buddy, Thanks man, sir. Bye, guys,
what a great story. That's awesome. Mom getting all crazy
with the pork chops. I love pork chops, you do.
I do big pork chop guy, if you know what
I mean. Kevin, hold on, Gail, are you there, Gail?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Good morning? How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We're having help we're having conception fun this morning.
Speaker 9 (09:13):
Gail.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I don't have help for you. I have a laugh
for you. So, my oldest son was conceived in a
Walmart bathroom.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I love.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
And I loved telling this story because I was nineteen, Okay,
I was a young mob and I was at the
bus stop and I met my ex at the bus
stock and where he came with me. I used to
work at that Walmart. Came with me and we had
a quickie in the bathroom and yeah, that leeds of
my kid.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Was it a regular stall or did y'all use like?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
No, it was a family bathrooms. It was a family
bathroom us to walk it.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's awesome, that's kind of cool. He's a Walmart kid.
We love it. Remember they used to say, I want
to be a Toys r us n. I want to
be a Walmart kid. Mojo in the Morning show, Hold on, Rachel.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Are you there? Rachel?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I am hey Rachel. We're talking about where you were perceived.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
How are you? I'm good?
Speaker 6 (10:12):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Fantastic? You want to tell us about your son?
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Yes, So.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
A couple of years back, I was working at waffle
house and my boss and I would go to beat
us across the street and get plastered after work.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
And I had seven Jamison shops one day and that
was seven too many, and we conceived my son.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
There wait you had.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
An affair with your boss, and your boss got you
pregnant at waffle house.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, that's unbelievable. These are great stories.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
That's not even the craziest thing I could tell you about.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Stop it. What's the best?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
God, I don't even know where to begin.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Well, let's just say he had he got two other
girls pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
God, that was the place telling you he was manager
for real Man.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Shout out to Tyler.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
He's a deadbeat dad. Wow, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh jeez, what he's probably not working that company anymore?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Is he's probably at a waffle house?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh, he dipped really really quick. I couldn't tell you
where he's at.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Unbre Real.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Should have been at an all that. Somebody said we
should call this, uh conception confessions. I like that, Zach,
remember that conception confessions?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Gretchen.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Where did you conceive your son?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
House in a bounce Wow?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah, waiting for my first son for his first Christmas.
We had it set up done.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's unreal in a bounce house. How do you do
it in a bounce house without the other kids like all.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Over the place, particularly the fly. You gotta be sly.
I like that. You gotta take your shoes off. That's right,
you know what, that's actually true.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Your your shoes are the odd that's actually not bad.
All right, Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Uh,
Vinnie was conceived in a watermelon patch?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Is that right, Vinnie Watermell.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Huh you were concerned you were conceived in a watermelon patch?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Is that what I'm understanding?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yes, sir, My ma, my mom was a country girl
in Arkansas, and uh I asked her one day.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
I thought, well, I actor you were was born and
all that stuff. Oh yeah, you conceived in a uh
the watermelon patch. Used to meet you know, she was
sixteen years old and uh she uh here my father
used to meet up in a uh you know, watermelon
patch in uh one time, you know, they got uh
(12:51):
on into it, and a couple of times and one
time they got.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Shot at It's Arkansas. You got to understand that's Arkansas. Uh,
it could be worse. I guess, Zoe, Hi, where were
you conceived? You spit the seas out.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I found out as an adult.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
That I was conceived.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh my gosh. And they didn't like come up with
some kind of a crazy name for you.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Huh no, No, Well, so I was adopted. So my
adopted parents they named you Zoe.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You know what, you know what's wild is that, uh,
pool conception is a big deal.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I've heard a lot of people that have set pool.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
It's my least favorite way to have sex. Really like
place too.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh wow, I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I like it because when I'm in a pool, I
feel skinnier for some recause I've been like.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I got better moves you've done in the pool? Oh yeah,
I don't think you tried in a pool. What's up, Mike?
How you doing?
Speaker 9 (13:46):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
How are you guys? Then, Mike, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
So my daughter's birthday is on November fourteenth, and on
Valentine's Day, nine months to the day that year, me
and my ex were cooking dinner together and she threw
a knife at me and we ended up making cookies
after she threw a knife at me, So I decided
was the best that.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You know what's funny though, is because Luke was conceived
after fighting, Like Chelsea and I were fighting, there was
no knives thrown, but that I think that makeup fighting
fun sex like that actually makes for a fun child.
So I'm assuming that I'm assuming that you have a
fun kid there.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Yeah, she's very fun. She's pretty crazy, just like her mother.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's awesome. That's incredible. Well, thank you for the call, buddy,
I appreciate it. Yeah, all great stories.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
There you go.
Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I talked all the time about my kids and my
family while I was talking to my son Joe from
The Joe Show, and he had a discussion on a
show where they were getting into a debate over where
Joe was conceived because he's such a Disney fanatic. And
there has been a little bit of a disagreement between
(00:23):
Chelsea and I that Joe was conceived. We know on
our honeymoon, but our honeymoon was split. We spent partial
honeymoon at Disney World, and I believe that Joe was
conceived at Port Orleans, which is a hotel at Disney World.
Chelsea believes that it was on the second part of
(00:44):
our honeymoon, which was on a Carnival cruise line, which
was the second part of it, because I think we
did three days at Disney and we did four days
on a Carnival cruise line. So Chelsea says, as a mom,
she knows where he was conceived. Well, I'm going to
say this to you. I know I got more than
once and I and I believe it was the Porto
Orleans thing. But as a woman, Shannon, do you know
(01:05):
when it's the conception happens, you can tell, so you
can tell the moment that it happens.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Uh, you can't tell the moment that happened. I just
I know exactly like which time and when it was.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, okay, all right, well so we we talked a
little bit about this. The debate went on, and I
think that's why Joe is such a Disney fanatic, like
he's a Disney adult, which, by the way, Disney adults
are the biggest losers in the world.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But don't we won't get it. We won't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
My son, my son has a total But for the
other two boys. For Jacob, I know where he was conceived.
He was conceived in bed in uh, in our house,
so we we actually tried for him. So I actually
and I believe a hundred almost one hundred percent that
it was It was not nighttime conception. It was actually
(01:50):
during the day because Chelsea would call me and tell
me when she was ovulating and make me come home.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Because now they have those sticks you can pee on,
you know exactly when it's the time.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That's why I say I know exactly because that's what
I was doing.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It was amazing. So and then the third child of ours, Luke,
I know where he was conceived. He was also conceived
in our bedroom, but it was right after Chelsea turned thirty,
and it was his conception came after Chelsea called me.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
A stupid, dumb or stupid.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Mother effort I think, or something like that that night
because I had said something really stupid and so she
felt really bad about calling me the name. So we
had makeup sex, which is kind of interesting. Is it
interesting that your conception story kind of plays a part
in their personality? Like Jacob's the only one that actually
has any semblance of a life. The other two, the
(02:45):
other two are crazy wow good. So I don't know
if you guys feel this way, but I feel this way.
I wish I knew how I was conceived or where
I was conceived, like I asked.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I asked.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I think I asked my dad or maybe asked my mom,
it doesn't matter. I asked either my mom or my dad,
and they said I was conceived like Jacob just in bed.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You know, there wasn't really like no story story to it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wanted that I was the I'm the youngest of six
and I was a total accident, So I wonder what
happened like my dad. I would get my dad probably
had like a martini or something. I feel like this
make this makes total sense.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I never thought about this before, but I feel like
it does kind of set the tone for who you
are as a person.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Or your mom.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Sure, I don't know how I was conceived. I know
my sister was conceived in Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Really, how do you know that? They told me they
talked about.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
That was conceived, but not you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I never asked about mine.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Doesn't really we're not conceived in a nice place like here,
bro I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
If it was in the alley. A great story. It
would explain a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I think Lydia, this would be a fun topic if
we can piece this all together Live and by the Way,
Live eight four four Mojoe Live eight four four six
sixty five six five four eight text ninety five five
zero zero. What if we were to have people who
do not know how they were conceived call us up,
or where they were conceived, call us up, and then
we'll call your mom and we'll ask your mom how
(04:17):
you were conceived?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh story?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yes, I think that actually would be kind of great verification.
That's is that what we call it? Conception? Uh contr
I know. Yeah, we got to think of some kind
of a name for this this podcast eight four fur
Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five sixty five
four eight text is nine five five zero zero on
(04:42):
this one. It may take a little bit of doing
to get this together, but I think we can.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Is there a way that can we? Dinald? Dad or Mom?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, I gotta follow my dad's He changed his number
and I don't know his number.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Why did your dad change his number? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I don't even know how is it conceived. I ain't
ask him was his number? I just found it out.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Lady, I'm gonna say she is that that's interesting when
like somebody changes their number. I think I've had the
same number since I, uh, since I had a number.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I have a number from a different state because I'm
too easy to change for numbers I do.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I always want when somebody changes their number, I think
they're running from a bill collector?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Or?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Is your dad running from a bill collector? I don't know.
That's what I'll just taxt it to you, lady. Hold on, Katie,
are you there, Katie? Yes, I am Katie.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We're talking about you know how you were conceived, but
you actually are calling up about your son.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
How is he conceived?
Speaker 7 (05:35):
He was Christmas Eve at my parents house.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's great. So what's the story.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You guys celebrated Christmas at your parents and went up
to the room after a night of opening gifts.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
It was actually Christmas Eve. And the funny thing is
my husband at the time was working third ships, so
it was like the only time I really had seen him.
And the next day, after the picking cookies, I end
up vomiting at my in law's house and they're like, oh,
(06:10):
you're pregnant. I'm like, hah, that's funny. And then we
found out.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, I was oh, oh my gosh. That's awesome though,
isn't that great? Yes, that's cute. I love that story.
Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Ashton is
on with us right now. Ashton are you there?
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Do you guys want me to get.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
My mom on the line or Lydia got your mom on?
We got Lydia working overtime here. Yeah. So you have
you have no idea how you were conceived? A were
we gonna find out this morning for the first time? No,
I actually know oh, okay, so let's have your mom
tell us.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Then it's a good story.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, it's pretty funny, honestly.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
In a couple of words, just to kind of give
us a tease, what would be the story's title?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Porch baby, pork chop baby, sho baby. Ashton's mom is on.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Ashton's mom, are you okay with being on the Mojo
in the morning show?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Hi, mom, what you want baby?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
My name is.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Charmaine, Charmaine this got a strip club in and tell
us about tell us about Ashton and where and how
he was conceived.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
Well, so his dad was working out of state and
he came home for the weekend, and we were we
were frying pork chops and decided that we needed a quickie.
So we left my niece to fry the pork chops
and we we got a quickie and come back.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
My gosh, Wow, there were some big cut pork chops,
weren't there.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
They were like sitting there sizzling on a frying pan. Yes, yes, say,
we don't need no signs. Just wait.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So wait, So Ashton, how many times has your mom
or dad told you the pork chop baby story?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I wouldn't say probably like a handful of times. I've
wanted to know quite a few times, and I've wanted to.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Hear it because I I just think it's honestly hilarious.
It is, and we we.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Like to tell it around the dinner table, you know.
It's it's just a real funny thing when we have
a new person is pretty close to us to tale.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
So that's great.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
By the way, do you guys on your birthday make
moms pork chops again or what happens?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Oh, you know? Honestly, Mojo, I think I think we
should start doing that.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's a good one, all right, Mom, Well, thank you
for being I'm with us, Ashton, Great job, buddy, Thanks man, sir. Bye, guys,
what a great story. That's awesome. Mom getting all crazy
with the pork chops. I love pork chops, you do.
I do big pork chop guy, if you know what
I mean. Kevin, hold on, Gail, are you there, Gail?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Good morning? How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We're having help we're having conception fun this morning.
Speaker 9 (09:13):
Gail.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I don't have help for you. I have a laugh
for you. So, my oldest son was conceived in a
Walmart bathroom.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I love.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
And I loved telling this story because I was nineteen, Okay,
I was a young mob and I was at the
bus stop and I met my ex at the bus
stock and where he came with me. I used to
work at that Walmart. Came with me and we had
a quickie in the bathroom and yeah, that leeds of
my kid.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Was it a regular stall or did y'all use like?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
No, it was a family bathrooms. It was a family
bathroom us to walk it.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's awesome, that's kind of cool. He's a Walmart kid.
We love it. Remember they used to say, I want
to be a Toys r us n. I want to
be a Walmart kid. Mojo in the Morning show, Hold on, Rachel.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Are you there? Rachel?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I am hey Rachel. We're talking about where you were perceived.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
How are you? I'm good?
Speaker 6 (10:12):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Fantastic? You want to tell us about your son?
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Yes, So.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
A couple of years back, I was working at waffle
house and my boss and I would go to beat
us across the street and get plastered after work.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
And I had seven Jamison shops one day and that
was seven too many, and we conceived my son.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
There wait you had.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
An affair with your boss, and your boss got you
pregnant at waffle house.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yes, that's unbelievable. These are great stories.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
That's not even the craziest thing I could tell you about.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Stop it. What's the best?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
God, I don't even know where to begin.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Well, let's just say he had he got two other
girls pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
God, that was the place telling you he was manager
for real Man.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Shout out to Tyler.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
He's a deadbeat dad. Wow, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh jeez, what he's probably not working that company anymore?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Is he's probably at a waffle house?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh, he dipped really really quick. I couldn't tell you
where he's at.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Unbre Real.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Should have been at an all that. Somebody said we
should call this, uh conception confessions. I like that, Zach,
remember that conception confessions?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Gretchen.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Where did you conceive your son?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
House in a bounce Wow?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah, waiting for my first son for his first Christmas.
We had it set up done.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's unreal in a bounce house. How do you do
it in a bounce house without the other kids like all.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Over the place, particularly the fly. You gotta be sly.
I like that. You gotta take your shoes off. That's right,
you know what, that's actually true.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Your your shoes are the odd that's actually not bad.
All right, Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Uh,
Vinnie was conceived in a watermelon patch?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Is that right, Vinnie Watermell.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Huh you were concerned you were conceived in a watermelon patch?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Is that what I'm understanding?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yes, sir, My ma, my mom was a country girl
in Arkansas, and uh I asked her one day.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
I thought, well, I actor you were was born and
all that stuff. Oh yeah, you conceived in a uh
the watermelon patch. Used to meet you know, she was
sixteen years old and uh she uh here my father
used to meet up in a uh you know, watermelon
patch in uh one time, you know, they got uh
(12:51):
on into it, and a couple of times and one
time they got.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Shot at It's Arkansas. You got to understand that's Arkansas. Uh,
it could be worse. I guess, Zoe, Hi, where were
you conceived? You spit the seas out.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I found out as an adult.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
That I was conceived.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh my gosh. And they didn't like come up with
some kind of a crazy name for you.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Huh no, No, Well, so I was adopted. So my
adopted parents they named you Zoe.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
You know what, you know what's wild is that, uh,
pool conception is a big deal.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I've heard a lot of people that have set pool.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
It's my least favorite way to have sex. Really like
place too.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh wow, I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I like it because when I'm in a pool, I
feel skinnier for some recause I've been like.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I got better moves you've done in the pool? Oh yeah,
I don't think you tried in a pool. What's up, Mike?
How you doing?
Speaker 9 (13:46):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
How are you guys? Then, Mike, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
So my daughter's birthday is on November fourteenth, and on
Valentine's Day, nine months to the day that year, me
and my ex were cooking dinner together and she threw
a knife at me and we ended up making cookies
after she threw a knife at me, So I decided
was the best that.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You know what's funny though, is because Luke was conceived
after fighting, Like Chelsea and I were fighting, there was
no knives thrown, but that I think that makeup fighting
fun sex like that actually makes for a fun child.
So I'm assuming that I'm assuming that you have a
fun kid there.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Yeah, she's very fun. She's pretty crazy, just like her mother.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's awesome. That's incredible. Well, thank you for the call, buddy,
I appreciate it. Yeah, all great stories.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
There you go.
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