Slightly Messy Show- Hidden Snacks

On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about the snacks they have to hide in their own home, we hear from an absolute psychopath about how she eats pop tarts, and we go over the small things you accomplish in life that make you feel unstoppable. Come hang out with us!

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Fuck. I have a problem,Michael, and I am so sorry that
you faced part of it. Thereis one joy of being single with no
kids, and it's I have noreal responsibilities. Go this is the slightly
messy show with Mike and Meghan.Slate means a messy show, messy Mike

(00:23):
and Megan. It's a slightly messyshow with Mike and Maigan. It is
the slightly messy show with Mike andI swear to God, if you call
me mikey, I am walking outof this building right now. And Megan,
I feel bad because of the majorityof the time I go Michael,

(00:44):
everybody will reach out to me andbe like, why are you the only
one who always calls him Michael.I don't know, so added to the
center. Yeah, well, wellfor some reason, when you do that,
that's that end. When Shannon goesRobert, it's like that you have
have either what you said was eithervery funny or you've crossed the line.
And that's when I go, Okay, all right, I'm the dial it

(01:04):
back. I have the dial itback, but I know that you don't
like if you don't like Robert asmuch, so I try not to say
that. One every time I accidentallyslip it on, I'm like, oh
damn, it's not my favorite.But it doesn't like I don't get offended,
you know what I mean. It'snot the it's not anything like that
about Meg, like you can callme back, but also like don't but

(01:26):
also like I'm not gonna get mad, but don't like it doesn't ruin yeah,
same, it doesn't ruin my dayby any means, but like it's
one of those things that like,I mean, my mom, my mom
was on the show A Mojo inthe Morning today. If you're listening to
it, it is Wednesday, ActailRat. So she was on today and
she she called me Mikey to startit off, which I immediately cringed because

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nobody calls me that except for her. And then she threw out they asked
who the favorite child was, whichshe's lying, by the way, my
sister is one hundred percent the favorite, one hundred and fifty percent the favorite
child. Yeah, and she's theonly girl. So like her and my
mom bond and it. And butshe gave me a Robert Michael who That's
when I was like, ooh,but I'm like, because you could tell

(02:13):
that like she was comfortable talking toyou. You notice like it made me
feel like I was in on afamily secret, almost like when you meet
the boyfriend's family for the first timeand you hear their nickname and you're like,
I feel like I'm being included.Ah, oh, that's that.
That makes me feel good. Iwas nervous about bringing her on too,
because she hasn't been on the wholetime I've been on the show, and

(02:34):
not for any other reason, becauseI'm like, you bring your dad on
all the time. I love that. I love that so much, and
I know your guys' relationship, soto hear it is like you could tell
like, even though he fucks withyou, he loves you, and you
are probably my sister and our familyand you're the fucking favorite. Oh for
sure, She's okay. And that'show I think my sister walks around too,
like she knows, she knows.But I was there. I was

(02:58):
nervously excited to have her on,and I think it went well. It
did. I think it went reallyreally well. She was so sweet and
I was saying this right before westarted to and I'll just kind of pull
back for Kurt a little bit.The fun part was you could tell how
much your mom cared about like beingrespectful and putting you in a positive light
and just talking about all of youraccolades. And then my dad comes on

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the air and he's like, fuckthat dude, she's the worst thing.
I'm funny. He was like,I'm here for the laughs, not the
respect. Your dad is hilarious,and my mom was just mommy. My
mom was what I want, whatI thought she was gonna do, because
the whole topic was, am Ilike my son? My son is the
challenge child right now. He's theone who's like just a sweet little boy,

(03:43):
like the sweetest little boy in theworld most of the time. And
then you'll get like you'll get likethe a mini haulk that will come out
and you all of a sudden he'sjumping on stuff and breaking stuff and running
around and you're like, dude,just chill. So I thought, if
my mom, who I've never hada conversation of what I was like when
I was a toddler or a childwith come on and tell me, Mike,
you used to be like this,this what we did in those situations,

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and this is what me and youknow that maybe I could apply those
to my son. Now. WhatI forgot was my mom was eighteen years
old when I was that age oryeah, yeah, she was very young.
It was just her and I fora couple of years, and then
she married my stepfather, who ismy dad. I mean, that's my

(04:27):
dad. But yeah, so itwent a different Anyways, what I was
saying, is it win a differentdirection because she was just very very sweet
and just mommed and told me allthese mom very nice things instead of the
juicy stories I thought she was gonnaget. But anyways, was sure,
sure, sure, sure, uhokay. So on the podcast today,

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I want to talk about hidden snacksand how kids speaking to my kids are
the worst. And also and alsoMegan, I cannot wait to hear this
story. Why don't you give mea tease? Why't you give the listeners
a tease on what's coming up today. I am a strong, independent woman

(05:11):
who cannot be stopped. I havereached my full potential and I accomplished a
new goal that I'm gonna I haveto tell you about here in a little
bit, all right, So andthen we get the five things you need
to know before you go. Youcan follow us weekly. We do this
every single Wednesday, and it's onthe Slightly Messy Show Instagram, it's on

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our personal tiktoks. We record thislive at Megan make and at on air
mic. We may be off nextweek, but I don't know because congratulations,
Megan Mak is headed off to Detroit, so we'll be recording it just
a little different. It's seems likeit could be a fix. But if
not, if not, I getit because it's like the first week there,

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so I totally get it. Andwhat We'll take a week if we
have to, but you deserve it. Congratulations for you. I do feel
like I'm coming into the building andbeing like and I need this and I
need that. You sound like,uh, Willy Wonka, what's the little
results? I want it now?But so today on the the are you

(06:21):
nervous, let me hold on,let me let me let me dive into
that. Are you nervous? Areyou excited? How are you feeling?
I'm a little stressed out. I'mvery I'm stressed because i feel like I'm
in therapy right now. I'm verystressed out because I don't like the unexpected
and I'm not sure how everything isgoing to work, and I like having

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an orderly plan where I know exactlywhat is going to happen, and that
is not the case now. Sothere's that. And I think another part
of it is I have been alonein Toledo now for so long that,
like I know my routine and Iknow my space, and I know where
to work and I know who toleave alone, and I feel like navigating

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them all again is super stressful.It's funny. They were like, just
pick a studio, Mark, andI'm like, yeah, but does anybody
use the studio? Do I needto get out of here at a certain
time? Does anybody need that?Like I feel like I'm just like walking
on eggshells now. It was,it was. It's a good move.
It's such a great move. I'mso I am so very very excited for

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you, very very Oh. Theother thing that sucks is I feel look
like a presentable human being every daynow. So ah, oh my god,
Donnie cave like a sloth. I'mloving it. Tonny totally just called
me out and she's so fucking right. She was like, she's stressed because
she can't get ready in the studioin the morning. Very accurate. The

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first every day during our morning showmeeting and like putting on my scara and
curling my hair and I'm like,oh shit, I have to do it
before I leave. Well, it'sa very transition, a very exciting move.
Donny was the first one to sayso, like, literally, when
are you going? Like am I? She's like, are you going next?
Mike? Can I go? Idon't ask me that question. I

(08:09):
don't know, I have no idea. Don't ask. Yeah, she's the
sweets, She's absolutely the best,and I think that is the next mark,
right, Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't
know. I've been asked that acouple of times, and obviously I didn't
talk about it because it's you.You should be celebrating you. That's why
we should be focusing on. Isyou, Megan? This is amazing?

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Yes, literally yes, because you'rethe thing. Literally the only thing that's
changing is the building that I'm workingin. Other than that, everything is
this same. I truly think ifit if Mojo didn't bring it up on
the show, nobody would have noticed, nothing would have like just would have
been the only Yeah, the onlything that's changing is the building that I

(08:56):
work in. Does it? It'sa yes. But if you're but if
you no, no sup. Becauseif you're in this business behind the scenes,
you're the the move would be thatthat's the next move, that's the
next move to go and into thebigger city. There's going to be much
more opportunity being there every single day. There's a million uh again, behind

(09:18):
the scenes radio stuff. There's amillion opportunities to meet people, to shake
hands, to advertise. There's justa million different opportunities there. And the
chemistry when you're in the studio too, is a million times better. It's
incredible networking connections. Everything is onthe up and up when you when you
head over to the city and Iit makes me very excited for that for

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you. I love you. Ilove you. I'm you made me awkward.
I thought you were going to sayother things that you just said a
nice thing back, So I gotawkward because nobody expects me to be nice.
I'm that I am so everybody askwhole one hundred percent of the time.

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I'm an asshole ninety five percent ofthe time. Speaking of assholes,
I want to talk about my littleassholes at my house. No, I
just think I love them very much. I have a. I have a
nine year old, a four yearold, and a like six months almost
six month old, and I haveI don't know if you do use this

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set there at your house, becauseI know you're living with your brothers.
Still, do you ever hide snacksall the fucking time? What is you
go to snack that you hide?I have to? Okay, So you
know how normal people buy like abag or a small container of peanut butter
pretzels, I buy the one thatyou could fit a small child into,
because I'm not gonna lie peanut butterpretzels like the stuffed ones. You know

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what I'm talking about? Yes,yeah, they look like little nuggets in
Those are my version of crack cocaine, okay, And I am addicted,
and so is my brother. Andliterally anytime I would bring at home,
he and it. Okay, Sothat huge jar for me would easily last
me six months. It lasts mybrother about six hours. So if I

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want peanut butter pretzel in the house, they literally have to be kept in
a drawer under my bed or they'regone. And those are big, those
are huge containers. Yeah, Andone time he found it and he was
like, how long have you hadthis container and I'm like three months and
he's like, oh, I finishedit last night. I was like,
oh my god. I didn't knowthey would last. I mean, I

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guess they're in big containers, sothey gotta last a while. I didn't
think they would last three months.Do they still taste the same at three
months? Ah? I kind oflike a little bit stale too, little
chewy, little chewy. Okay,if you're in the TikTok live now or
you can call in. You cancall it now six one six seven seven,
eight one oh four. What isyour the snack you hide at your

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house? I should ask my momthis this morning. But my mom and
dad used to hide Swiss cake rollsbecause I would eat them every at every
waking moment, I would eat them, and then at my house right now,
my thing. I'm on a uncrustablekick, like, uh yeah,
yeah, they're so good. They'reso expensive for what they are, and

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I don't care. Yeah, andit's it's I feel elite when I eat
them because I don't have to makethe peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Not
the hardest thing in the world todo, but it just feels a peanut
butter jelly sandwich that you didn't haveto make yourself. Hmmm. It just
tastes better. It does, justtastes better. It does. And so
what I what I I didn't eventhink about this. I think Lydia brought

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it up on the show the otherday, maybe doing the podcast, putting
them in the freezer, getting thema little bit frozen, and then you
can eat them that way. Orwhat I also like to do is throw
it in a microwave, heat upfor like five to ten seconds, maybe
even a little bit longer, getnice and warm, and eat it that
way too. Okay, do youseat up your pop tarts or do you

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eat them at room temperature? Mmm? It depends who, good question.
It depends on the mood, honestly, Like I think some of them and
some of them taste better heat itup, like the original strawberry to me,
taste better heat it up if youthrow a little butter on top of
it too. Because I just foundout that my uncle, who is by
the way, probably the healthiest personI know and still goes running every morning

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before it worked like he's very,very healthy. The only thing he has
had for breakfast for the past tenyears has been a packet of pop tarts.
Apparently he's addicted to them, andI thought, oh, that's interesting,
and then I thought he's a psychopathwhen I learned he never puts them
in the toaster, never once.Really, Yeah, that's reason serial killer

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behavior. He said, that's notwhat they're meant for. They're meant to
be room temperature. And I said, that's absolutely wrong. And then he
told me my favorite flavor was thefirst worst flavor, which is s'mores.
The only correct answer, and youhave to put those in the toaster so
that you have warm, gooey s'mores. Yeah, there's directions on the side,
isn't there? And I said,you put it in the in the
toaster? I think right? Orno? Have we been doing it wrong

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this whole time? No way,No, I don't know. I don't
know, but I do know uncrustablesare really good. I'm gonna have to
try them in the freezer. Butyeah, hiding snacks has really become a
day to day process for me.Like I know, last night I had
some leftovers in my fridge and ifI don't eat them today before my brother
gets home, I will not beable to enjoy those leftovers, and I'm

(14:24):
very upset about it because I'm noteven in the mood for it today and
I'm knowing that I have it fordinner so that he doesn't eat it.
Oh, and that's yeah, becauseyou're you're absolutely right that if you get
your mindset on a leftover, youhave it, you have it waiting for
you, you know it's there,and then you go home and it's gone.
It kills your day. So thisweekend I got in a huge fight

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with my brother because I don't knowif you've ever done this, but have
you ever it's specifically kettle corn.I had a bag of kettle corn this
week or because I found it,and I like literally haven't bought popcorn in
a year. It was probably expiredand I found it, and I specifically
catcorn. That's a big point here. If you leave it out in a
bowl overnight and it's a little bitstale the next day, it's even better

(15:09):
than when it's fresh. And Ileft it out overnight so that I could
eat the next day because I amcrazy. And I woke up the next
day and the entire bowl of popcornwas gone, but I had not had
any of yet. An he went, well, you left it out,
so I thought you were done.I was like, it was a fall
ball of popcorn. What are youtalking about? Yeah, oh my gosh,

(15:31):
Lindsay, this is this is alittle bit psychopath behavior too, Lindsay
says, and maybe she'll call itsix one six seven four. I eat
them. I'm assuming she's talking aboutpop tarts. I only eat them at
room temperature, but also throw outthe filling part and eat the crust only.
No, that's no. How manytimes has she been to jail because

(15:58):
right, yeah, immediately to jail. Oh my god, if anything,
throw the crust away, yeah,I would. I start with this,
I split them in it. Sowhen you eat a pop tart, how
do you eat it? Do youeat it like from the edges and then
go to the center, or doyou split it in the middle like you
fold it in half. I eata pop tart like it's surgical, Like

(16:21):
I have a routine, and ithas to be a s'mores pop tart.
And then you got to toast itso it's warm but not to burnt.
If you burn it, I willnot eat it. So it's got to
be warm and then you eat.Okay, so you know how the proper
way to hold a pop tart iswhere the top coating what would you call
it, the icing on the top. You know how it goes over two

(16:42):
edges, that's the top and bottom. The two's kind of empty edges are
the sides. So you hold itby the sides. The first thing that
you do is you eat the entiretop edge because it's hotter than the inside
of a volcano, and you gottalet it out. And then what you
do is you eat the two crustysides with no icing on it, because
that's disgusting, and you got toget that out of the way. So

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now all three signes are open andexposed. Okay, then you got to
break off the bottom icing part soit leaves a straight edge. And now
you have it all four corners exposed. And then, oh my god,
this is truly psychopathic behavior. Ifit is warm, the bottom crusty will
slide off and you will only haveicing and filling. And so you eat

(17:25):
the bottom krusty that has the icingon it or the filling on it,
and then you eat the top icingwith the filling. I was just gonna
say, you split it in half, and then you you want to know
how I didn't make that up,because nobody would make that up on the

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fucking spot like that. That's howI eat my parking pop tarts. Oh,
that's actually embarrassing. Oh, Iwish I could edit that out.
I wish I want to see Iwant to see these processes because as you're
saying it, as you're saying it, and a lot of people are commenting
it makes sense what you're saying.I just don't have the patience. And

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depending on the filling of the pops. Like if I do a brown brown
sugar cinnamon, which is like adecent one, it's not it's not s'mores,
but it's decent, I immediately haveto get to that center because I'm
not gonna eat it. If Istart at the edges, I won't.
I won't get to that part becauseI just won't. I'm not into with
the brown sugar or whatever. I'mnot into it. But as you're saying
it, and I want to seeit again. I want to see a
video of it. That's weird,but I want to see a video of

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it because it makes sense in myhead. Lindsey is commented again by the
way, and she says I openthe package, eat the crust around like
a little squirrel, and then throwthe rest away, go go away.
I want her to call in sobad six, eight, one or four.

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I want to know what what's theflavor that she's doing this with.
She's probably wasted so many centers ofpop tarts. Duncan says, I chat
Karate chaped mine into quarters, soyou'd split it into the four quarters.
I don't know that I could dothat either. But if they weren't equal,
well, it would drive me nuts. And I really hope my therapist
doesn't listen to this because you wouldbe like, that's oh cde behavior,
that's anxiety. But if they weren'tequal parts, I wouldn't need it.

(19:15):
It would just piss me off.Yeah, oh oh, oh oh oh.
We might have might have lindsay heroone one second. Hello. I
could hear her watching on TikTok.Hello. Can you hear me? Now?

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Yeah? Is this lindsay? Hello? Yes? Can you hear me?
Oh? You can't hear me?Hello? Okay, now I can
hear you? All right? Isthis Lindsay? Is the lindsay yes?
Are you in jail right now?I have been called a psycho for this

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my whole life. All right,tell every buddy how you how you eat
your pop tarts? Because I feellike this is saying a lot about people.
So I go, let's let's backit up. Okay, the pop
tart buying process, Okay, totallyirrelevant. It doesn't matter. It can
be frosted, it can be blueberries, it can be smart. I've never

(20:18):
had a smart pop tart in mylife. What even if I did,
I wouldn't know what it tasted like. I literally choose the thing around the
edges. I don't even let myteeth touch the frosting when I throw the
center away with no remorse. Sowhy are you buying the pop tart?

(20:40):
That's the whole The whole pop tartis the frosting. Heavily disagree. Heavily
disagree. I don't need a lotof sugar in my life. I really
just like that short breaded crust.If they made the whole sting just that
crust, I'd be the happiest poptart eater in the world. First of
all, I think you need toreach out to a pop tar facility and

(21:02):
say, all of the scraps thatyou are throwing away I will happily pay
for a bulk and take that home. But then my other question is,
are you buying name brand pop tarts? Are you buying off brand, exclusively
named brand that's too expensive to throwit away? Babe? No way?
Are you rich? What's in yourfour one k? What's your credit score?

(21:23):
How many square footage is your housespecial this week? So I literally
just bought them at a dollar seventyseven with a coupon a piece, and
I bought six bosses. I couldn't. I can walk over and tell you
the flavors now, but I literallyjust went up and put them in my
cart and walked away. So youdon't even have a favorite flavor then,
because you're not eating the flavor.My favorite flavor is the edge. So

(21:48):
when you eat, when you eatoreos, do you take out the frosting
too and just eat the crackers?Oh, we're going to dive into oreos
now, I'm just curious. I'mcurious. It's kind of the same thing.
So I will only I will onlyget double stuff oreos, huh,
And I will carefully remove one sideof the oreole with my teeth to try

(22:10):
to not scrape off any of theteam filling it all if I can help
it, and then I'll like quicklyeat that because that's the hard part.
And then I'll grab another cookie andI'll do the same thing because it literally
tastes like chalk. But then mostof the two double stuff ends together and
make like a quad stuffed oriole nowthat I can get behind. Yeah,

(22:32):
that sounds you eat the whole Youeat that? Then, right? You
don't just throw that away? Yeah? Without it? Doubt it's I don't
stare at it. Well I would. It sounded like you were gonna say,
you throw the frosting away? Whatdo you think? I am some
kind of like you. Thank you, Thank you for watching the TikTok.
Thank you for calling and lends youwhere you from. I'm from Vermont,

(22:55):
Vermont, Oh, so you knowwhat rich she is rich rich. I'm
a broke local. So I justpassed my peak. Thank you so much
for calling and I appreciate it.That was incredible best. It's a slightly
missy show up pathetic, absolutely pathetic. Love the show. You guys are

(23:21):
doing a great job with Mike andMeghan. So many wins in uh In
Megan makes life right now and theone did this just happen yesterday? Yes,
but don't say so many wins inmy life. Tr you like,
you've had a good week, right, You've had a good week. I
oh see, Okay, truly,Mike, I think, oh, this

(23:44):
is why I like my therapist.He reminds me of you. He's always
like, it's been a good week, admit that it's been a good week,
and I'm like, no, here'sthe negatives, but kind of kind
of only because I don't feel accomplishedin uh my career. But I do
feel accomplished in the big success ofthe week, which was I'm getting a

(24:06):
light to turn off on the dashboardin my car because I fixed a problem.
Hold the applause, hold hold stop, Oh my god stop. So
especially what had happened was the InternetE system. I had this light that

(24:26):
was turning on and off on mydashboard for longer than I should probably admit
weeks, and it was driving meabsolutely nuts because it would turn on for
like, what's the word that I'mlooking for, an irregular amount of time
and frequency, So like there wouldbe times where my car would go like
ding and then be off, andthen thirty seconds later ding, and then

(24:49):
stay on and then turn off maybethirty seconds later, and then it would
ding right away again. It wasjust driving me absolutely nuts. And the
light that was coming on and offwas the brake light. Now, at
first, genuinely my reaction was,oh, I did it again. I've
been driving with my emergency brake engagedbecause I did that once for an entire
trip to Detroit. Don't know howI still had tires. So I was

(25:10):
like, ah, you idiot,and I checked my emergency break and I
was like, that's weird. It'sdown, and I was like, well,
it turned off, so it can'tbe that important, because that's how
we treat cars, you know,the thousand pound vehicle that is a bucket
of metal that other people are onthe roadway don't really care to fix it.
But it kept happening for a coupleof weeks, and eventually, literally

(25:33):
three weeks later, I was like, I need a Google lock dis means
and like google it. Google it, and they were like, if that
light comes on, don't drive yourcar. And I was like, well,
are you Whoopsie easies might be addbut they said it could. It's
one of a few things, andone of them is probably a super easy

(25:56):
fix, which made me very excitedbecause they said, all you have to
do is pop your hood open,look at your break fuel levels, sure,
and see if it's below like thefill line. There's like a thing
underneath the hood that's like your breakline fluid, and it has to be
above a certain level. So Iget under the hood in my car,

(26:18):
and the only thing I've ever seenwhen people work on their cars because I
watch fail videos, are like whenit's too hot and it's under pressure and
then you like unscrew the cap andit goes flying in the air. So
I was really really scared of allthis, and I finally was able to
look under my hood, get thecap off, and realized, yes,
it was really low. So Iwent to an audipartment store I asked for

(26:41):
breakfuel. The person working at thecounter I thought I was an absolute idiot.
But I got home and I gotback to my garage and I thought,
okay, I need a funnel.I need a funnel because that's what
a professional would do. So Iget into my garage, which, by
the way, is the scariest placeon earth. My garage is terrifying.
It's the home of every spider thathas ever existed, and I am terrified

(27:02):
of spiders. So my only defense, because my brother has been traveling this
week for work, was to pullup my hood, tie it tightly around
my face, and pray to Godno spiders fell on me. Worst case
scenario one was gonna burrow into myhair, so we needed to protect them.
So I'm I'm in my garage,I'm digging around and every two seconds
you just hear me go I don'twant to touch it. I want to

(27:26):
it is it gonna fall on me? And then you do the quick like
head checks out to the ceiling likeis there a right above me? And
I find a final I go backout to my car and the FedEx man
is walking up my driveway and Ihave my sweatshirt tied around my face tightly,
and both of my sleeves are pulledpast my hands and my fingers so
that I wasn't touching anything at mygarage, and I'm screaming, like not

(27:51):
screaming, but doing the every twoseconds and then brushing myself even though nothing's
on me, because I think Ifelt something and it must be a spider.
So this guy's walking up my drivewayto just an absolute gremlin who deserves
to live under a bridge, who'spretending to work on a car like she
knows what she's doing. And hehands me a package, and I swear
to god, Mike, you're nevergonna believe this. Remember how I told

(28:14):
you last week I had bought spanksthat came in a giant red package.
Those spanks didn't work with the outfitI needed to wear, so I was
buying another pair of space and hejust hands me a giant red envelope that
has spanks written on it and goes. I think he's think you kindly I

(28:37):
took because I was weird at thispoint. I slightly bowed and took the
package with both hands and said,thank you kindly. He bowed like you
just had a karate match and youwere about to battle. You the hand
thing where you rolled your hand,you know, when you're bowing. I
don't even know what that's called.But let me tell you. Let me

(29:00):
tell you. I was very,very very very embarrassed. You absolutely should
be thank you for your support.No, you fix your car though,
That's awesome, right, that's cool. I did. I got back out
of my car and I drove aroundand a light didn't come back on,
and I said, America, youhave been saved. Yeah, So what

(29:25):
was wrong with it? What wasthe actual thing wrong with just the break?
The fluid was low? That wasliterally it's I know what you're thinking,
what an easy fix? And Iwould say, nay, you're wrong.
It was very difficult fix because Ihad to battle a legion of spiders
in order to make it happen.So really, I am a hero,
you're you are welcome. Why doesyour cribs have so many spiders in it?

(29:48):
What's going on? I live neara river, and spiders like rivers,
and my whole house, uh isin a constant battle, a constant
I'm sorry, I think you aconstant battle order to fend off my foes,
those eight legged creatures who think thatthey belong anywhere they absolutely want,

(30:11):
and they are wrong, and Iwill prove that to them with the sudden
strike of death. And the oneplace I just don't go. I have
a garage that's essentially become a storageunit. It's a very very very very
small, one car garage that mycar barely fits into. I actually hit
the side of it once and Iwas like, I'm never pulling in here

(30:32):
again, so it became a storageunit. And because of that, the
spiders are like, we might notmake it inside, but this is our
refuge and they live there. Thatis their home. They have they you
know how in a war there arebattles that you win and lose. I
have won the house. The spidershave won the garage. Yeah, if

(30:53):
anything, you're in their house.Absolutely absolutely, that's it. You know
what it's tricky to is it?I don't even know what a break fluid
light would look like if it cameon. I have no fucking idea.
I have no idea. I knowthat there's one exclamation mark light that comes
on for almost everything it feels like, and that's the only time I know

(31:14):
when to do stuff. I knowsounds, I guess if I heard a
sound, I might know, Butoutside of that, I don't even know
what light comes on. So theexclamation point for me has always been your
tires are low, but the brakelight. What the break late is to
me is very aggressive, and whenyou don't know what it means, very
off putting because it's just the wordbreak in all capitals and red letters.

(31:34):
It just says breaks. I wouldthink I had to break in that moment,
like, oh shit, I gottastop whatever I'm doing. You know
what I mean. I immediately breaked. I pulled over and I was like,
I much a break right now,I'm breaking. I'm breaking. Yeah.
Yeah. So it was a mess. It was very embarrassing. But

(31:57):
I am I am the best thereis ever been. But you you have
done it, and it is itis official. Has anybody uh in the
in the TikTok live or in theif you want to call in six one
six seven, seven out eight oneo four. What is the thing that
you fixed, either on your caror in general where you're like I could
fix anything, I'm basically base.I changed you know the cover that goes

(32:22):
over like a light switch. Idon't even know what that cover is called
light switch cover, No idea whatthat thing is called. I switched out
more than one of them in myhouse so that they that they match.
And I'm like, I am aelectrician now, just so you guys know,
I could do anybody's lights if needed. I could rewire this house if
I wanted to, if you wantme to, yeah, if or or

(32:44):
even putting a even putting a newlight switch in. I've done that before
where you actually have to take thewires out, but it's two wires.
And if you look at the onebefore, you're literally wrapping two wires around
a light switch. It's not anythingthat big. But I'm like, I
could. I could wire a buildingif needed. If I put on the
spot, I would do that.Yeah, Like, sign me up for
the union, buddy, I'm readyto be an electrician. My dad,

(33:07):
my dad was an electrician. Hewould fucking laugh because he's out here.
He's out here actually doing buildings.CHRISA says, I changed my headlights and
felt like a b See. Headlightsare tricky though. Headlights are tricky because
those some of them are really hardto like get out right. You actually
have to go in in some situations. My favorite compet was with the power

(33:30):
of TikTok, I changed a cartire in the rain. That's another good's
that's another good one. What haveyou done because you learned it off of
TikTok? Have you ever taken anythingon TikTok and done it? Literally my
entire life. I sometimes do breathingexercises in therapy. One time I went
to my therapist and I was like, I've got this figured out. I
saw talk about it and he waslike, well, let's let's discuss before

(33:53):
we jump to any conclusions. Iuh, I forgot. I forget like
periodic period No, you got itperiodically periodically? First try? Is that
right? That's right? Yeah,it was supposed to be a correct periodically.

(34:16):
I'll forget how to tie a tie, like an actual tie, so
I'll have to go on like TikTok, And there's this dad he used to
be on YouTube. I don't knowif he's still on YouTube, who like
teaches people how to do things forlike kids that don't have dads or so.
I'll go watch him because he's verycalming and he makes me feel like
I could tie a tie if Iwanted to. I could do it without
this video. I'm just doing itbecause I like it. I think I

(34:37):
get embarrassed by how many cleaning thingsI learned from TikTok. It makes me
feel like a dirty person, butlike, I don't understand how some cleaning
things work. Now, that doesn'tmean I don't clean them. I feel
like what people just heard was I'ma dirty person and I never learned to
clean until TikTok came around, butI will see like a concoction that women
do and they're like, this isbetter than any chemical that comes to a

(34:59):
bottle, and it's cleaner and itlooks better. And it's like, I
don't know, vinegar and baking powder, garlic, I don't know, Like
it's always weird garlic. What didyou what's the cleaning thing you learned off
TikTok h? So I favorite?Oh, cleaning growl is probably my favorite

(35:19):
because I have a lot of groutin my kitchen and I learned some tips
on I can't remember what the concoctionwas, but I had mopped my floors
like a million and a half timesand just nothing changed. And then I
came up with this concoction. They'relike, just let it sit there for
like three minutes and then moping away, and it worked, and I was
like, oh my god, Iam I am, I am god,
I know everything. Yes you are. What's that? What's that couple that

(35:45):
goes and fixed redes houses, fixeshouses or whatever? I think there's only
ever been one couple to ever dothat. So is there really or is
there like a million? There's amillion? Is there a fucking a million?
I don't know. I thought therewas one. Hannah Joe Joe Joe
Johanna Gates. Also, you aretalking about talking about No, you're talking

(36:06):
about a couple from h GTV,a network that is comprised of couples redoing
houses. Yeah, they're the onlyone I could think of. They're the
only ones I could think of.Blair Drake says, I've changed it from
bumper and headlights in my son's Holyshit, that's impressident. One time I

(36:28):
zip tied a bumper back on,so not to brag. I wonder that's
another fun one is like, what'sthe longest you drove with something broke on
your car? Oh? Are youready for this? My dad, Oh
God, he's going to be somewhereand I don't care. My dad one
time bought a totaled car. Whathe bought a car that had been deemed

(36:52):
totaled buy an insurance company. Solet me in a second, I will
describe to you all the issues withthis car. And then when my car
broke down, he said, don'tworry about it. You can just drive
the truck. The truck had itsair bags deployed and never replaced, and
they they just duct taped. Theholes were the airbags came out back closed.

(37:15):
It was just a hole in mysteering wheel and a hole on the
passengers side dashboard that was duct tapedwith Cameo duct tape, and the bumper
was being held on with duct tape. And then the volume on the radio.
If you hit a bump in theroad or if you accelerated too fast,
would turn the radio to full maxvolume, but you could not turn

(37:36):
it back down like you would belike twisting the knob and it wouldn't go
back down for up to a minutes, so you would just have the radio
blearing. And if your radio wasoff and you hit a pothole, it
would turn itself on and go fullblast. Oh that that was my car
for a year and a half ofcollege. Imagine I just imagine somebody riding

(37:57):
in the car with you talk normaland I was like, you can't explain
it in that moment either. Myfavorite was one time I was on the
phone with my dad and it happenedand he was like, would you turn
that down? And I said,would you buy a car that wasn't totaled?
Caris says, drove with my trunkbungee corded or bungee corded shut for

(38:20):
a month waiting for a dealership tofix it. That's dangerous. Yeah,
that's super dangerous. I've had brokenhoods before. We're like if they if
I don't think it was, Idon't think it was actually bungee corded shut.
But the lever on the thing,it would pop up every now and
then. If I didn't pull overand push it back down, it could
literally just fly up straight up inthe air. It never did, thankfully.

(38:43):
But it was a Chevy Lumina.It was a blue Chevy Lumina.
It was a terrible car. Didyou ruin anything else on a car?
Because I had a Toyota camera inhigh school. I actually talked about it
on the show Today. Perfect carto sleep in. We were did you
guys have a spirit rock get yourschool? No? No, no,
no. Do you know what theyare though? Or is this like a

(39:05):
weird okay okay, no, no, no, no it is. So
we had a spirit rock and wereso we had two schools. I grew
up in Slvania and I went toa school that was North Vial and we
had another high school in town calledSouth yew Oh my god, how original.
And we both had spirit rocks,and one night we were going to
paint both of them in the samenight. And I had a car that
my trunk was full of paint,but not spray paint, which is what

(39:28):
normal smart kids did. I hadlike wallpaint and rollers and brushes because that's
hot in my favorite. And weput the can of paint back into the
truck and I heard the car thetrunk is what I meant to say,
and drove away and all of themwere not sealed shut. And so I
just had coated the inside of mycar in wallpaint for a couple of weeks

(39:49):
before I opened the trunk back upagain and couldn't get that out that was
in there forever. Yeah. Yeah, we have people ask on here,
what is a spirit rock? Okay, I'm glad that you brought that up,
because somebody just asked it Nars too, So this is the I'm so
curious as to where it even started, because, like I know, they've

(40:09):
been around for forever. They aredumb. I can't explain to you what
they are. But it's like traditionwhere there is a rock that was probably
like it was like four feet talland maybe with wise, probably like ten
feet. I mean, it's agiant, stupid rock, and you would
paint it for good or bad things. So you would go to other schools

(40:30):
and write like mean things on them, and you would go to your school
and be like it's homecoming week,it's great, and so yeah, you
would just like kind of terrorize otherschools by being like North you was here,
or like you would go to Southeastand go like go wildcuts because we
were cool. Suck it on me. That was like the that was like

(40:52):
the inappropriate thing that you'd write onit. Suck it yeah, or like
if we beat the other team ina big sport, like I'm gonna be
really honest. Especially where I grewup was a small town and people would
intentionally move to areas based on whatsports their kids played. So if your
kid was good at hockey, youwent to north View, if your kid
was good at football, you wentto south Field, and like your parents
would buy a house according to whatschool. So every year, for like

(41:15):
the big football game, south Youwould win and our rock would get painted
and everybody was like nobody's surprised,Yeah, so did your was your school
was yours? The football school orthe No, we were not the football
school. But the funny part waswe had the football field for both the
schools, so it was like anice like football field, like it was

(41:37):
big and it was built really nice. But the schools had to share it
and so we would get our assetshanded toys at our own school every year.
We we we were the football school, but it was like what it's
like there too? Is it?You ever see the movie Varsity Blues?
You know what? I actually haveit, but I but I know the

(41:58):
movie, but I know the movie. Okay, all right, so Friday
Night Lights, whatever you want togo whatever. Think of the like a
teen football movie rules, yeah,where they're so focused on football, Like
if you played football in our town, in the town of Belding, Michigan
is where I grew up, wellit's where I moved there in like middle
school, so I really grew upin Grand Rapids, but then went to

(42:21):
Belding. And it's a it's aculture shock because it is like you are
a god among men among little children. If you played football in my school,
it was the most insane thing I'veever seen. You got away with
everything you could go to like getpulled over and they would let you go.
You could, I'm not you couldprobably buy beer. I never looked
like I was old enough to buybeer, but you could. That's so

(42:44):
funny. Was it Jeff football?Because for Sylvania, at least when I
was a teenager, that would applyto the kids who played hockey. Oh
okay, yeah, no, wedidn't have so it was a smaller school,
so we didn't have certain sports,but football was the main focus.
Yeah. Yeah. The hockey kidswere really really really good. So yeah

(43:06):
yeah, same like they we wonchampionships, like it was. They were
good, but like it's a wholedifferent it's a whole different culture. I
don't know, it's wild. Thisis going to give you perspective on the
city that I grew up in.So there was a hockey arena that like
was for the community. There's notone. I mean there's the professional one
that the while I play at,but like when it comes to like where
kids played hockey, there's more now, but the only one was in Slovenia.

(43:30):
That was the closest one. Soall of the schools essentially shared,
and so did all of the travelleagues and all that. So there were
there were locker rooms that were justfor any team that was playing on the
ice. There was like locker roomA and locker room be for each drink
and you were signed what it was. Our team was so good and our
school was so prissy that they paidthe city to be able to build a

(43:51):
private locker room for the kids.So everybody had to share, but our
school had a private locker room anda private workout room with their own weightlifting
like area so that they could workout and shower and have nicer bathrooms and
a custom locker room with a wildcaton the floor just for us at first.

(44:15):
Now more schools paid in and didit later, but it was started
by my school. That's so it'sso funny because it's it was almost the
same thing. But with football,we have the nicest football field, I
think in the area, the nicestfootball field, like it could have been
a professional NFL football field. Andthen like I did, I played football,

(44:39):
but I also did like like likedrama and stuff, like I did
a lot of plays in high schooland the difference between the auditorium and the
football field or or insanely insanely different. Now it's switched since I've been there
and they put a lot of moneyinto like theater and stuff like that,

(45:00):
but when I was there, therewas no money into that at all.
In the football field was this beautiful, immaculate, Like I'm not a jokeing
the Lions could have played on it, or an NFL team could have played
on it. It's funny too.It's funny to see, Uh, it's
funny to see what other people's schoolshad. Carissa says her high school had

(45:20):
a good bowling team. That's kindof awesome. My favorite was my school,
and this is after I went there, got a huge grand and got
an extension put onto the school fora brand new theater and it was truly
gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. And thenthe next year the theater department was cut.

(45:42):
So oh jeez, that sucks.Laugh really hard, like really really
hard, because it wasn't like thekid's fault, but it was like,
you just catch this huge grant andthat's that's the program new to say cut.
I wonder, Yeah, I won. Like that meeting was like,
hey, we we just put allthis money into this. Follow the slightly

(46:10):
Messy Show on IG at slightly MessyShow, all right, The five Things
you need to know before you gowith Megan mak Me. Alec Baldwin main
refacing new charges for the accidental killingof the cinematographer of Rust, Helena Hutchins.
Special prosecutors stated that additional facts havecome to light that we believe show

(46:32):
mister Baldwin has criminal culpability. DespiteAlec Baldwin really just insisting that he didn't
pull the trigger, the prosecutors allegethat evidence and an analysis. I almost
that is something very inappropriate. Thinkabout how it's mom. A report commissioned

(46:53):
by special prosecutors states that the triggerhad to be pulled or depressed sufficiently to
release the full, cocked or retractedhammer of the evidence revolver, which is
legal speak for saying he bowled thetrigger. His potential recharging comes amid ongoing
legal battles and the continued production ofRUSS, which is still looking to be
distributed despite the incident. His lawyershave called the new prosecution misguided. But

(47:17):
I'm thinking if they're coming back again, they probably just have new evidence that
they didn't have last time. Probablynot looking good for him, right,
Nah, I don't know, Imean it doesn't It doesn't look good for
him. Do you think he's actuallygoing to get in trouble for this,
Like he's legit gonna get time injail. I think if he gets in
trouble for it, he doesn't getin trouble for it as an actor on

(47:39):
set who had an accident. Ithink he gets in trouble for it as
a producer who hired an unqualified safetyperson. Oh so it's probably is that
jail even or is that probation.I don't know. It's because it wasn't
in a different Was it in adifferent country? No, it was in
the United States. I think itwas just in the Southwest. I thought

(48:00):
it was in like I'm gonna say, like Arizona or New Mexico. Leader
Like, I think it was somewhereout in the desert. Got but I'm
not entirely it's been so long.Yeah, I know what he's got.
I mean, you must have goodlawyers, because they're pushing it back and
back and back and back. Whata rich man with good lawyers. That's

(48:28):
crazy. Uh, some many inmy chests in New Mexico. So yeah,
New Mexico. Okay, interesting tosee what happens. No, it
won't be interesting, not even alittle bit. Uh no, before I
have to Mike, and I justwant to apologize before we even talk about
this. I'm I'm sorry. JadaPicketts Smith has been sharing her personal journey

(48:51):
with the world lately. I know. She's in the headlines for her new
memoir Worthy, which we've all heardand all, like Mike, have rolled
her eyes at. As a recentinterviews where she revealed that she had Will
Smith and her separated since twenty sixteen, she emphasized the relationship strength and he
knew interview with Extra and she saidall of this has to do with the

(49:12):
oscar. She said, I knewthat I would never leave well sighed after
the slab. She says, thecouple has really done a lot of hard
work together and now the relationship hashe knew i'mstackle to get through, and
that's apparently allegedly writing a book together. They are considering co authoring a book
that they're planning to call Don't TryThis at Home, and the world says

(49:34):
no, yeah, it's not needed, Like I hope, Okay, this
might be mean, but I hopenobody buys the book, Like I really
hope nobody buys the book. Samebecause it's just feeding into it's just feeding
into this. And it was interestingat first, it was interesting after the
slap. It's a little interesting whenthe first time she what was it last

(49:54):
week that she came out and saidsomething? Yep, was it last Yeah?
And now it's just shut up.Nobody cares you lie all the time,
so I don't believe anything that youhave to say. And also you're
just repeating the same things over andover and over. I can only assume
there is zero substance in this bookbecause we've only gotten like three stories over

(50:15):
and over and over again that she'slied about. So it's weird. Yeah,
And even his reaction is weird tome, Like is he feeding into
it or is he just trying toget away from it? I can't tell.
Oh. I think this is thefirst time he has been talked about
in a somewhat positive light. I'mnot even saying positive light, but like

(50:37):
not a bad light since the slap. So I think his PR team needs
to be very very careful with howthey handle this because he can come out
a better person on the back end, or he can come off as an
even bigger douchebag. And like it'sa fine line and quite frankly, I

(50:58):
think if they get back together andwrite a book together puts him in douchebag
category, yes, because not onlyis he a reactive man that hits people,
but now he lies about things withhis wife like this is not good
for your character now, and thenhe builds uh. Basically, then it
turns into him selling a book.That's how they were trying to do this
whole time, was sell a book. But maybe he'll do it, because

(51:20):
honestly, is he getting hired foranything? Will he ever be hired for
anything? Ever? Again? Ithought he had another Bad Boys coming out,
but I could be wrong with that. That could just be in my
head. Oh no, I trulydon't know. But either way, like,
let's be honest. After King Richard, which was a phenomenal movie.
If you never saw King Richard,did you see a mike mm hmm,

(51:44):
it was so so good, tenout of ten would recommend. I felt
like his career was taking a newturn of like, oh my god,
I think I think we're only goingto get like really good movies from him
now, Like he's had a greatcareer, but now I think he can
be picky because he's shown how talentedhe is and then in one night he
ruined everything. Yeah, and Idid you think after that happened he would

(52:09):
he would come back, he wouldcome back ever again? Or do you
think he did? You think hewas done? I'm gonna be honest,
and it's something that I think we'vetalked about a lot with like his cancel
culture real Like, I don't thinkit would have ruined his career for forever,
because I think everybody comes back aroundno matter what. But I don't

(52:32):
think it would have been the samecareer. Yeah, he does have a
rumored another Bad Boy's coming out intwenty twenty four, which I bet he's
probably the producer and maybe even writerof So even if he has a small
role, he's probably gonna be makinga lot of money off the back end.
Yeah yeah, yeah, And thismight if if they're trying to rebuild

(52:53):
his his image, this might bewhat they're I mean, I don't see
any other movies, but but kindof my point, we're back to the
Bad Boy movies, which I'm notsaying are bad, but like, I
don't think he was getting nominated forBest Actor in No oh no, no,
no, absolutely not. These arejust these are just big box offices.
These aren't like I am legend too. Is another one which he's not

(53:15):
getting an award for, but itis he'll definitely like if he's still got
a good image, he could sella lot of tickets right right, which
is not a bad thing. ButI think, like I said kind of
earlier, like a change in hiscareer a turn. Yeah, agreed.
Okay, let's get to the nextone. So Elon Musk is implementing a

(53:36):
yearly one dollar fee in order tobe able to post on Twitter, a
plan that rolled out in New Zealander'sproper reaction Mike, Yes, yes,
yes, uh. This is aplan that rolled out in New Zealand and
the Philippines yesterday. It's going toforce people who sign up for a new
account on Twitter to pay a onedollar annual fee to be allowed to post,
reply, quote, repost, like, or bookmark posts. Those who

(54:00):
sign up for a premium account won'thave to pay the extra charge, and
well, they have an extra charge, but not the dollar, and those
who pay nothing can still read contenton the site. Existing users won't be
affected by the change, as itrolls out an attempt to cut down on
bots and spammers on the platform,that's what he's claiming. Let's be honest.

(54:20):
He needs some sort of revenue fromthis system, and right now nobody's
paying for well not nobody, butnot many people are paying for those premium
accounts. So we have to forcenow everybody to pay a little bit of
something so that he can get somepositive numbers on his books. But like,
what a way to destroy a companythat you bought for forty four billion
dollars? Do people forget about thatthat he paid forty four billion dollars for

(54:45):
a company that he destroyed. Don'teven get Like, I don't get it.
I don't understand what the point isof charging is there there's not even
a social media outlet platform. Excuseme that I would pay an the amount
of money for correct? Absolutely correct, agree with you with a thousand percent.

(55:05):
There's too many options now for meto pay to be on social media.
I'm not going to do it.The problem is he lost all of
his advertisers, so if he doesn'tcharge a fee for people, it's just
going to absolutely collapse into nothing,which I think it's headed towards. But
instead of just giving it a quickdeth we're getting a nice slow burn.
That's fun to watch. It's absolutedecline. I think it's more of a

(55:25):
social experiment to watch, like howpeople can really just destroy huge conglomerates in
their own self interests. Sorry,I get to do Yeah no, but
you're you're right. It's and it'snot even like the best one out there.
It's not like he took. He'snot like he took I don't know,
it's not like he took like TikTokand was like, let's see if

(55:47):
I can make this suck really bad. He took Twitter, which is laying
eh, which was already kind ofa cesspool, but a regulated cesspool,
and then he turned it into anunregulated cesspool, and I was like,
this is exactly what I expected tohappen. I think that you brought up
a good point. Though the onlysocial media platform I would probably pay for
is too maybe yeah, maybe though, but not much Like are you already

(56:14):
canceled my Netflix? And all that? Like the bar is really low right
now? Or wait, really highright now? The bar is really high
right now. You gotta meet certainexpectations in order to get my money.
All right, let's do number two. I do have some good news,
which is where for the five thingsyou need to know? But here you
go. A pair of sisters agedeleven and four years old, were abducted

(56:37):
from a Burger King in Georgia overthe weekend. I'm sure you heard about
this mic right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nambergerlaer was issued by the
National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, standing that the girls were in extreme
danger. I do have an update. The sisters that were lasting at that
Burger King on Sunday morning were found. By noon on Monday, the Columbus

(56:57):
Police Department had located both of thegirl safely in South Georgia. The woman
who detectives believe initially abducted the girlsstill hasn't been found, but the girl's
mother has been taken into custody andcharged with two counts of kidnapping. Tortis
expressed a lot of gratitude to themultiple law enforcement agencies supporting and assisting in
the case, emphasizing the importance oftheir cooperation ensuring the safety of the abducted

(57:22):
children. So mom, is uhgetting charged? Yeah? That's a wild
It's such a wild story. Itis. I can't wait for more details.
I feel like We're missing big chunksof that puzzle undred percent. And
I couldn't even like speculate what Ithink it might be, Like I have
no idea, no idea what happened? You want? Every time, the

(57:43):
first thing I go to is like, do we think it was insurance money?
Like that's immediately where I go everysingle time, especially if the girls
were taken by like a family memberor a friend, mom was involved,
the girls were found safe, Likewhat else was your intention? Yeah,
I don't know how, Like theI don't know, I don't know how

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you'd get the insurance money there,even like it seems like it's such a
long drawn out process, you're gonnaget busted at some point, you know
what I mean? Absolutely where thosekids gonna go? Yeah? Right right?
Even like the girl we were talkingabout last week, who remember she
like called and said that a childwas walking on the side of the road
of the expressway and then there wasvideo footage of her getting out of her

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car and walking into the woods andthen she was gone for two days and
then went to her parents instead shewas abducted, Like what what were you
doing? Like what did you thinkwas gonna happen? What was that reson.
I love that card to be drawn. I really do, I really
really do, all right, andthen I think you're really gonna like my
final story. Like so many Marvelfans think that it's only a manner of

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time before the X Men join theMarvel Cinematic universe. We've had a few
little brief crossover but nothing's too seriousas of right now. And with all
the multiverse movies happening, plus theupcoming Deadpool three movies, sides are putting
Georgs, you know, mutains onceagain hitting the big screen. H Now,
a lot of fans are speculating,well, if Hugh Jackman is on

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the way out of Wolverine, like, who's gonna be the next Wolverine?
Do you have any like guessings orsuggestions, Mike, I would have put
like a Hemsworth in there, butit's kind of hard for him to be
u Thor and be Wolverine, youknow what I mean. I don't know
if that's possible mm hmm. Asfar as like dudes, who could pull

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it off? Today? Oh,I don't know. That's such a good
question. I don't know who doyou think would fit? We gotta do
somebody who's not too young, right, because we don't we're not well,
I don't think we're gonna do likean origin story. But you want somebody
young enough that they can carry thefranchise for a while. I think like
somebody like Tom Holland with Spider Manwas smart because he was still such a

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baby. He could play a highschooler but actually groll into gro grow into
the adult role. There we goof Peter Parker and like when he was
doing his job. So I thoughtthat was like, really really really smart.
But a lot of fans think thatDaniel Ragliffe might be the next Wolverine.
What, yeah, are you serious? Yeah? Their only proof is
that he's gotten pretty muscular recently.Now, did you see the interview that

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he did with a Variety where hedid a lie detector or test with Jonathan
Groff and then, oh god,who was the other girl? She was
one of the alpha bu's I'm wicked. They're all in a musical together right
now on Broadway, and they didone of those Variety lie detector videos.
Uh huh, so funny they broughtit up during that interview. He did
try to say like, no,I'm not gonna be Wolverine. He said,

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I got buff because I'm obsessive andI wanted to. My parents are
insane fitness people, so that's justbeen passed on to me. But no,
no Wolverine flattered but no, which, by the way, if he
was Wolverine, he wouldn't convert it. He's not a loud to No.
But I kind of think that shefits. Really, you think that's the

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that's the move for Wolverine. Isis Daniel Ratcliffe? I mean, who
else would it be? I don'thave I don't have a suggestion on this
because honestly, Hugh Jackman has donean incredible job with Wolverine. I don't
see Daniel ratt They're just too different. They're two very different like people,

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like he's he's just very tiny.He's very Yeah, yeah, he's just
he's so but my mom called methis morn he's so stout that I don't
Yeah, that's that's lovely. UhNo, but she or he, like
Hugh Jackman is just it's just huge, Like he's just a big like.

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I don't know, I don't seeit, but I've been wrong before.
I didn't think that who's the dudethat plays Captain America. Why I can't
think of it. Chris Evans,Uh, thank you. I didn't think
he was going to be a goodCaptain America, so I mean it could
be wrong. I thought. Ilove Chris Evans. I love Chris Evans.
I think if you haven't seen Gifted, you really really should. Captain

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America. Okay, we're gonna getnerdy for a second. Are you a
Marvel guy or guy huge Marvel?Okay, Captain America is a shitty,
shitty superhero because he's fucking boring.He doesn't really do anything. I think
his stance and the whole Civil Warthing was bad, and like literally all

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he does is go, this isthe right thing to do. When I
think a lot of times when itcomes to superhero stuff, it's not like
black and white ethically or morally.It's it's morally ambiguous, is what I'm
trying to get at. And Ihate that he's just like, this is
right to it must be done.He's just a whiny little bit. I
think I agree with your stance onCaptain America, but I think somebody had

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to be that whiny little bitch andit made it made because I agree with
you I think Tony Stark was thegreatest out of all of them. But
I think that they had to havesomebody like a moral compass, and he
played that role. Well. Healso played uh was it did he play
in The Fantastic Four or whatever?Yeah, he was the Human Torch.

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Yeah, he was terrible, andthat was absolutely terrible. I thought that
was There was nothing great about that. Oh. I thought he was great,
mad because he was the doucheback littlekid on the crew, Like,
he was hot, he was talented, and he was famous, and so
he had this fucking attitude. Thatwas great. I loved it. I
love the Human Torch, which,by the way, that fantastic for we

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could fight about it all day.I don't think was a bad movie.
I thought it was absolutely terrible.No, you're wrong. We have seen
the same one. No, we'veseen since they've tried to reboot the series
so many times, and the onlysuccessful one is the one everybody claims was
a bad one. You're wrong.Wrong. They're gonna do a one with
I think John Krasinsky. I thinkI think rumor uh, and it's gonna

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be it's gonna blow that one outof the water. I actually think yeah,
John Krasinsky would be a good misterFantastic I just I don't know who
else you cast in it, Andat this point the thing is too much
like Hulk, so you gotta becareful with who you cast they are.
And we also had what's his face? Oh, what's his name? Mark

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Ruffalo, who was a great BruceBanner. So like now you're just gonna
be compared to the Hulk, soyou're screwed. Yeah, yeah, but
I just I just didn't like anyof those, any of the Fantastic Four.
So I hope they do it.I hope they do it. I
just Chris Evans and Fantastic Four wasbetter than Chris Evans and Captain America,
and that is something I will standbehind. Wrong, I'm right, I'm

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right this. Five things you needto know before you go here on a
slightly messy show. It's a slightlymissy show. Pathetic, absolutely pathetic.
Love the show. You guys aredoing a great job with Mike and Megan