November 1, 2023 • 38 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about the mysterious lost potato and it's hysterical origins. We also talk about last minute panic cleaning and the joy we find in the cancellation of last minute plans. Don't forget to catch up on the Five Things You Need To Know Before You Go. All this and more on the Sightly Messy Show.
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You're not feeding back. I'm notfeeding back. No, No, I
think, I think. I think, Oh my god, it's slightly less
messy, is what what it is? Who would have thought? Not me?
I have a problem, Michael,and I am so sorry that you
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faced part of it. There isone joy of being single with no kids,
and it's I have no real responsibilities. Go. This is the slightly
Messy Show with Mike and Megan.State mean a messy shows, messy Mike
and Megan. It's a slightly messyshow with Mike and Maigan. That was
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just an abrupt stop. Just that'swhat I was looking for. It is
fun fact I did say, andthen our new stuff, Meghan. We're
supposed to have new imaging and it'ssupposed to sound beautiful, but I still
have not gotten any of it backyet. Of course, I mean that's
pretty normal for us, right,Yeah, So okay, we are recording
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live with a slightly message. Wow. My name is Mike, along with
Meghan. We do this every Wednesday, and last week we didn't have Megan
on because she was moving to thetroll. How did it go last week?
A terrible, absolutely awful, theworst it could have ever gone.
You were truly missed. Oh,you were truly missed. It went it
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went okay, though, it wentfine, but you were missed. You
know. You know Adam, soyou know, you know kind of kind
of how the podcast went, andit was it was. It wasn't the
same because he didn't give me anyshit. Like he was very nice.
He was very he was very respectful. He was just an overall an A
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plus guy. Wait, it's loud, how is it? So? What
do you know? Two weeks in? Yeah, how is it? I
see you got your own studio nownow no, no, no, no,
no, no, what what doyou mean? So? I will
say, and it's only because ofthe amount of employees that I actually had
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like a reliable working space and Toledo, the Kiss Studio was mine, Like
nobody else worked in that studio,so like that was my I'm sure SNX
is probably pretty similar to you.Yeah, this is mine. Yeah,
yeah, you don't have to worryabout other people. Every day. Every
day is like where are you working? Can I go somewhere? Can I
please get logged in? Can Iget to the I swear sir, I'll
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only use it for five minutes.I feel like I'm begging people like,
can I please just sit down forfive minutes? But no, it's been
it's been great. It's weird workingwith people again. I will also say
that I no longer control my ownthermostat, and it is currently seventy six
degrees in the studio and I amwearing a sweatshirt with nothing underneath because yesterday
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it was sixty degrees in the studio. So there's just what I've learned today
is layers are important. We musthave T shirts under all sweatshirts because I'm
a very sweaty girl right now.So are you that's not your workspace?
Then you're not going to be inthat studio every day. Yes, it's
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almost like a game of what isit? Like a good ring around the
rosie, like we're all or deckdock goose where we all kind of just
like end up in different places everyday. So I've actually not worked in
here in a really long time.But I actually spent over an hour today
just trying to get us set up, and I think I figured out how
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everything works in here. I willalso say, even though I work in
radio for the same company I alwayshave before, no two studios work the
same no or work, you sendit on me. And so every time
I'm like, I'm confident, iknow how this machinery works. I've worked
with this for thirteen years. Isit down and I go none of the
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buttons work like they're supposed to happening. I always feel like Neanderthals too,
when I happened to a studio neverbeen. I'm just pounding up buttons like
this should work, this should workright, right, very right, and
it never does. And then youcan record into something and then you'll hit
play to hear it back, andand I can't hear it back. This
was what drove me. That's today. I recorded a commercial and I really
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needed to edit it before the lightlymessy show started, and I recorded it
in and okay, I couldn't hearit, and I was like, you
know what I mean, you I'mgonna I'm gonna send it to myself as
an email. I'm gonna write downwhat needs to be edited, and I'm
just gonna edit it blind without hearingit and send it back to myself and
see if it works. And thenI got a dig for an email and
I was like, motherfucking so youcan hear the email? But you can't
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hear the that doesn't even make sense, zero says at all. But I
will say you figured this out ina week. That's not bad. That's
not bad in the grand scheme ofof how do I say this? Sometimes
certain things are focused on and moreimportant when people are fixing stuff for us
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than other things. So on thatlist of things that need to be fixed,
there might be more important things.And I will say that this was
quickly handled, and that's very impressive, and thank you? Is it Mark
K and Randy? But they wereboth above and beyond. Thank you to
the engineers who will never listen tothis. Thank you to you guys.
No, I know that's too butI think we also have found a benefit
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to this, Mike, what'sapp Ithink we don't have the delay that we
used to until we don't win GrandRapids. Yes, yes, I love
it so much. I love it. It's still gonna be sloppy, but
I love it so much. Nomore of that awkward hut. I actually
shouldn't say that. That's probably stillgonna happen. I still have that in
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the morning show, and I tryso hard not to do it. Is
it okay? Let me ask youthis. I know we're gonna jump into
some topics and I know we gota time crunch you today. Is it
different being in the studio as faras working with everybody, you know,
working on like timing and like thingsthat people don't see. You know what
I mean? You know what genuinelyhas changed a lot is for the last
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six years, I've worked in aroom where my coworkers couldn't see my face
and I really need to work onmy stank face. Sometimes my face contorts
in a way and I'm like thepeople who are talking can see you,
dumb ass, like control, wheredid your poker face go? Like where
did it go? Like somebody willsay something wild and back in the Kiss
studio and Toledo, I would justbe like, m what did you just
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say it? Like eyebrows raised,chin tugged in shoulder, shrugs, like
what came out of your mouth?And now I'm like, oh, interesting
thought. I'd like to disagree yourintrusive thoughts just just spew out. Yes,
it's been really uh that has beendifficult. I will also say it
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is kind of clear that I I'mexcited to be working around people again,
so I keep doing the whole likeall right, you're good, sit back,
calm down. Yeah. So it'snot a lot of that, So
I don't know, but it's exciting. There's also a comfort in being in
your space, like like you knowwhat your day is going to be,
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like, you know what your spaceis going to look like, feel like
whatever. Sure, going into anew zone is always like I feel like
I'm the new guy and people arebothered and I don't know what to do
to fix it. So that's that'swhere you and I think that's where you
and I are complete opposite because Iget into a new space and I'm like
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I liked to be the new kid. I liked, so I would be
you would have to dial me backthat you would have to go, Mi,
ca, can can you go handlesomething in the studio because I'm I'm
like a little puppy, like alittle excited puppy, just like, hey,
what do you guys do it?Let's go out of here. So
I would have to like, well, I would have to tell my brain
sometimes I have to do that herewhen like people are in the building or
whatever. Dial it back, Mike, alm it down, calm it down,
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You're okay, and right now,It'll be like I have three minutes
of work worth of Jesus, Ihave three minutes worth of work to do.
There I go, but like,I don't want to interrupt anybody,
so I'm like walking around for twentyminutes, like looking for a space,
like I could have been home bynow. Can I please just go somewhere.
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Let's get into the topics for today. We've got a few of them.
In fact, I want you totalk about this one first because you
teased it and I still don't fullyunderstand what is the potato topic. Let
me tell you, this is thebest thing that has literally ever happened to
me in my entire life. AndI see that she's in the chat right
now, so she's either going tobe mortified or think it's hysterical. I
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hope you think it's as funny asI do. Oh no, she's already
reacted. She knows what's coming.So I don't know if you know this.
And I know she has a husband, but I am fully in love
with Danny. I absolutely am obsessedwith her. It's so funny because her
and I we've talked online four yearsat this point, and there are people
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that I talk to exclusively online whereI'm still like, but they're my friends,
Like I know that we don't reallyhang out in person. I've only
met her once, and like she'sstill my friend. And so I was
really excited because with this whole move, we're going to be near each other
all the time. And I'm like, oh my god, I hope she's
obsessed with me, like I'm obsessedwith her because I'm gonna forced her to
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hang out with me. I literallythe first time we hung out at that
Eloise Asylum thing, not the firsttime I hung about the first time we
spent like a lot of time togetherin a day. I say, I
hope you don't mind that I'm forcingyou to be my friend as soon as
I move here and you have tohang out with me. Okay, bay.
So she did something so sweet andhonestly so funny. It was the
perfect like welcome gift. She senta potato to the station as like a
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welcome present. Explain the potato.What's the significance of the potato? I
believe. We talked about like thefunniest things that we could send in the
mail, Like legally you can maila potato if you put stamps on it.
I'm right on it in a sharpie. You can mail it legally.
I don't know why, it's oneof my favorite things in the entire world.
I know I've talked about it before. I don't know if it was
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on a podcast, on the showwith you, on a live stream,
but I know that I've talked aboutit before, okay. And she literally
is so sweet. She was like, hey, don't want to spoil it
for you. Have you received anythingat the station? And I was like,
no, but I'll keep an eyeout, YadA, yadda. And
then she reached out to Lydia andshe was like, hey, can you
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keep your eyes peeled for a packagefor Macca. I was like, what
is in this? Like? Whatis it? What is in this thing?
What did she want me to lookout for? And every day I
went to check the meal arey,don't do anything. Ask the people.
They don't know what they're talking about. I there are a lot of people
that work here. I am ninetypercent sure it came and somebody put it
somewhere and there is now a rottenpotato somewhere in the building. And I
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think it is the most fitting firstday gift for me, is a lost
rotten potato in my new space isIt genuinely brings me so much joy to
know that there is a potato floatingaround those building that nobody can find.
It's like my own little secret hereat work. And I'll think about it
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throughout the show and I will literallylaugh out loud about it. Like I
caught myself to day during the showgoing and Kep was like, what,
what's like? This isn't a funnytopic. I was like, here's a
rotten potato somewhere. Nobody knows whereit is. We need somebody. When
you get an email from the bosses, do you ever think that's gonna be
the email that's gonna be the potato? Like, it's gonna be a mass
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email to the whole company, andit's gonna just this subject line's gonna be
potato to whom is making serve?Ye? Who's fucking potatoes? But it's
almost funnier at this point that it'sa lost potato, Like it's the gift
that keeps on giving. Not onlyis it funny and the fact that it's
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stupid and it brings me joy,but the fact that it's become the great
rotten potato hunt is hysterical. Uhand the best. Yeah, And there's
so many, so many things thatcould have happened or might still happen.
Somebody might find that and it's goingto be moldy as shit, Like it's
going like so gross and so greenthat it should be in a science experiment.
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Or somebody has eaten it. Somebodyhas found it, mashed it up
and eaten it. No, ifsomebody ate my potato, I will literally
murder them and use them as prettiserfor a new potato farm. Uh no,
But have you ever left a potatoin your closet for too long and
like it starts growing roots and stuff? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
grosses Yeah yeah, genuinely hope thathappens so I can replant it, grow
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my own potatoes, send them backto Donnie, like I want this to
go back and forth. Like youyou send me one, I will invest
my time and effort in a girlingyou want and send it to you.
What a great gift. I wonderif if they found it and maybe somebody
stopped the can she tell if itmade it to you. I think she
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said it was delivered, which iswhy she kept like checking up and being
like, I think you guys needto find this. You find it.
But I think she said it wasdelivered. Let's see if she responds here.
Somebody said, this is like thefruitcake of radio. What's the most
ridiculous thing, uh, gift thatyou've received? Because you said that in
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the mail, you could you receiveda potato or you can send a potato.
I didn't know that. I didn'tknow. I don't even know what
the limits are on that. Shesaid it was delivered last Tuesday, so
it's it's over a week. I'veseen the show forty eight hours after forty
eight hours, like it's gone,it's gone, it's gone. I love
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that documentary too. You know,you know what we used to have.
I don't know if they do inthe Detroit building, but we used to
have a like a PA announcement systemin our building. So used to be
able to pick up the phone onthe secretary's floor and hit a button and
it would announce to every single floor. If you could do that, how
great would it be if it justwent and you got on there and we're
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like, hey, to the motherfuckerthat stole my potato, I will find
you that I will mask you likethat spud you. Yes, it's a
slightly missy show up. Pathetic,absolutely pathetic. Love the show. You
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guys are doing a great job withMike and Megan. I just saw if
you don't know, that's Adam whowas who who stepped in for Megan while
she was out last week kind ofgetting situated losing a potato bit. Take
you to him. He is onthe Live right now. I don't know
if he's on your live as well. What yeah, yeah, he jumped
in immediately, and he said hedidn't give me shit because he's still too
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shy to do those kinds of things. And I said, no, never
change. I said, never change. Change. I get shited every day,
all day, every day. Sowait, did he use like a
did he try to be me?Or was he himself? Because I think
it would be really funny if thewhole podcast he was talking up here and
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hey guys, it's me Meghan.He went, girl. If he ever
builds in again, he has tofill in as me. He no,
he was. He's a fascinating dudebecause he is in his mid thirties and
like last year or two years ago, just to you don't what I want
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to do radio, And he usedto go to all the mojo in the
morning events, but he was doingsomething completely different quit his career in his
mid thirties, which is wild tome in general, but so impressive.
Yes, yeah, yeah, andnow it's fully into radio and fully all
about this, which was it wascool that he was very interested in doing
this, but also that it waslike last minute and he was able to
come in and kind of do thisand so appreciate that. Yeah. Oh
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speaking the last minute. Oh yeah, yah, yeah, speaking the last
minute. I yesterday we were goingtrick or treating? Did you do?
Do you do trick or treating?Do you do the the handing out candies?
Yeah? It's like my favorite.I actually genuinely love it. I'm
like the nerd that's like, whatare you dressed that bad? Oh my
god, it's a cute. Yeah. What was the greatest costume that you
saw yesterday? So we only hadfive tricker treaders? Is that sad?
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Was it? Was it? Thesnow? It was absolutely the snow.
Because my neighborhood genuinely is huge.But there is a not a busy road,
but a busier road that goes throughlike one fifth of it and I'm
in the snow fifth and then acrossthe street we saw hundreds of kids running
around. Okay, but they don'treally cross the street to come to our
side. But the kids on ourside like start with us and then go
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over there. But it was funnybecause at the beginning you're always kind of
panicked. You're like, I didn'tbuy enough candy for four hundred kids,
and I see four hundred kids overthere, so stay on there. I'm
about the the kids over here andgot you. But probably we started at
six pm, it went until eight. I want to say by six forty
five, the snow was really comingdown. I don't know how much you
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got, but we got probably ahalf inch of snow yesterday a quarter inch
of snow, and it came quicklyin like a half hour, so like
you could just see kids go home. Yeah. So for those who don't
know, the Megan's in Ohio,well not right this second, but her
house is still in Toledo, Ohio, and mine is in is in West
Michigan. So West Michigan, theLake Shore got hit really hard, really
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really hard. Grand Rapids didn't gethit that bad, but I think with
all the warnings and people freaking outabout snow that there wasn't a lot of
trick or treaters. I also don'tthink I live in a I live in
a neighborhood with kids, but notas many as I thought I did.
I guess or they're getting to nowthat age, whether they're not trick or
treating anymore or whatever it is.But we decided to take the kids.
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Either way. We went to adifferent neighborhood this time, and my father
in law last minute, last minute, was like, Hey, do you
guys care if I go with you? And he's done it a few times
before, but he's never asked lastminute, and so we're like, yeah,
sure, but you know that,like you know when somebody asked to
come over last minute, everybody goesinto like full on, I need to
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clean my entire house, even thoughhe's not gonna walk through the entire fucking
house. If anything, he mightgo to the bathroom or maybe to the
kitchen where we'll chat for a minuteand then we're gonna go trick or treating.
Right, But we had to pitfull on panic mode clean the entire
house. But it's never like it'snever like like it's not clean. We
basically took the shit that was inone place and we moved it to a
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place we didn't think he was gonnago, like a room. We didn't
he was gonna go. So nowwe have a big fucking mess. But
it's all in one place, inone solid place. And and so we're
like, all right, he's comingover. We're gonna go trick or trading.
It'll be fine, it'll be whatever. And then this guy, now,
if he wasn't a big, hugedude's huge. I don't know if
I've ever told you about Ali's dad. Ali's dad looks with hair, looks
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like the rock Like, he's huge. He's this buff Puerto Rican guy,
and I'm terrified of him. SoI'm gonna say this politely, respectfully,
respectfully. This man canceled last minute. Oh I know. Oh that's nursing
home behavior. Joy Sunnybrook, Sir, Yeah, So he cancels last minute,
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and I'm both relieved and angry.I'm angry because you don't feel like
you if you last minute playing,then you can't last minute canceled. Like
there's certain rules to canceling, andI feel like that's one where you cannot
cancel. I don't care what happens. But also I'm leaves because our house
is kind of clean now. Sohere's the thing. I want to be
on your side. I want tobe team you because you know what,
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I've missed you because we haven't talkedlike one on one in like two weeks.
It's like forever. I know,so like I do genuinely want to
be on your side. But butthere is nothing better than when so many
cancels plans last minute. No,no, let me tell you, because
there's the pressure of like getting together, like getting yourself together, being on
usually their nighttime plans, and wehave weird hours. I'm very tired.
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You can's the last minute I getto put on honestly no pants. I
get to take off my pants,put on a large sweasure and I'm like,
and my house is clean. Idon't have to do it this weekend,
thank you, thank you. Idon't mind canceled plans if I've planned
and I'm learning this now, I'mlearning this more and more now. If
I've planned months and months in advance, and then we get to that point,
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I realize that I don't like doingthat because then I get to that
point, and I'm not in thesame the same mood or the same mindset
that I was in when I madethose plans months and months and months ago.
But if we've last minute planned,I've already said yes, because I'm
in the mindset of like, let'sdo this, let's go, And then
I had to clean my whole houseso that you could come, maybe walk
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into the bathroom, and then youcancel last minute what I was. But
you are right, there are certaintimes where canceling is acceptable, Like what
is what? Are you a planmaker? Like months in advance? Are
you like day of Oh, Imight never make plans kind of person.
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No, I feel like I wantto like, what's the word that I'm
looking for? What's the phrase?What would somebody in the South say?
I want to put out my feeling. I want you to like save the
date, but it's not a specificdate. It's like save the vagueness of
this time period, okay. Andwhat I mean is like, I really
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want to have a party for mynew apartment with everybody on the show.
I know that's probably just going tobe the day of jingle Ball before we
head on over, but I wantto be Yeah, yeah, yeah,
pretty fucking stoked about that. Yeah. So, like I want to do
like a vague early December save theDay, but I'm not gonna let you
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know until two days before and thenbe like can you make it on Tuesday?
You know That's like, but jingleBall is a good time to do
it because you know everybody's gonna bethere and we're all gonna be hanging out,
and it's it's that's a perfect timeto do it. I don't like
the two. I sometimes feel ifI get those last minute invites, I
sometimes feel as though it was apity invite, so like or not even
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a pity invite, or but it'slike a I didn't really want you to
say yes kind of invite, butif I didn't invite you then I would
feel very very bad. I alsothink we're looking at this from two different
perspectives, the perspective of not havingkids versus having kids, Because for me,
it's not like you need to geta baby's ait a plant, like
you need time to prepare for events, whereas I'm like, I'll drop everything
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and come on over. I don'tcare. So for me, inviting you
last second is not I don't wantyou to be there. It was like
I didn't know if I was gonnabe up to having people over. I
am no, but yeah, Andso with me, it's it doesn't necessarily
have to be that much in advance, Like a week is pretty good.
I can usually figure it out.I got enough family in Michigan to figure
it out in a week. Butbut it's also situational. So if like
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I'm already again with Jingle bother worksout perfect. If I were already there
and I'm already like that's the plananyways, then I'm back to no kid
mode, like I'll drop everything.I don't give a damn. I'll drop
every Yeah, I'll drop everything everything. How I have to tell you too.
I didn't say it on the showbecause I couldn't say fuck them babies,
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but I would say I went toa restaurant and I was telling you
about the kid that said something meanto my son or whatever, and I
fully was in fucking babies mode.Fully was it. I wanted to say
it, but I felt like Iwas quite out the best direction to take
that h but full on I wantedto say it during that segment, and
I was like Mike's talking about thecute babies whatever. I always want to
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make jokes about ugly babies because quitefrankly, most of my friends don't give
a shit if you're mad about this. Y'all got ugly babiesy bodies. Everybody's
babies ugly. What are the babies? The baby? It's ugly. But
you know why we praise the Gerberbaby because most babies are not cute.
The Tella Tubby baby was like thatas a cute baby, because most babies
look like fucking gross aliens. Okay, it's okay, it's almost cute,
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and the fact that it's tucking ugly, but you don't say it out loud
to a stranger. That's where I'mlike, Oh, and if I didn't
have this job, I swear Megan, if I didn't have this job,
you could see I should send youthe picture. You could see the look
on my wife's face as I'm makingjust these sarcastic comments, just real loud,
like like I'm sitting there eating mypasta, just saying this shit that
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doesn't even make sense, shit thatdoesn't even make Like, nice shirt,
I sonic shirt. He looks likehe wears people's skin anyways, I don't
care, like just dumb shit,just dumb, dumb, dumb shit.
And I know, like, andI don't know if it's like this for
everybody, but like you, somethingin your brain changes where you look at
and maybe it's like this for likepeople with dogs too, where you look
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at your dog, where you lookat your baby and you're like, that's
the cutest thing in the world becausethat's what you think. But then you
go back and look at them pictureslike later in life, and you're like,
oh shit, that baby was LikeI look at pictures of Cesily Milo
and I'm like, oh, okay. But here's the thing. I think
every baby has its moments. Likeeven if you look at my instagram,
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some pictures I'm like, oh mygod, she's a model, and other
pictures I'm like, wolf girl,get some help, get you know.
And my dog either looks like oneof two things. My dog as an
Italian greyhound, so think of agreyhound and then shrink it down to eight
pounds. Other than that, theyare the same. It looks like a
greyhound. Sometimes she's sitting and I'mlike, you were sculpted by the hands
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of a happy God. You arebeautiful you are graceful, you are elegant,
You are just a magnificent creature.And other times I look at her,
I'm like, you are the ugliest, dirtiest dog I've ever seen.
You look like a fucking troll,you gross sack of bones. You are
so weird looking, and there's youcan be both. You can be both.
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Oh my god, I just figuresomething at our bray that that tricks
us to believe like it might bescience. It might be science. The
same way a baby laughs at everythingand smiles at you when you walk up.
It's so that you don't throw thatbaby away, and so you're not
like, I don't want this uglybaby. There's a reason why baby smoll
good. Okay, it was totrick us into liking babies. Okay,
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follow, follow me, follow theslightly Messy show. One ig at slightly
Messy Show. You know, Ijust realized I don't have my number five.
There you go. Am I gonnafind it anytime soon? Probably not?
Okay. So we've been talking alot about the Kardashians over the past
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couple of days, especially Courtney Kardashianbecause she's due to pub anytime. I
know. We talked about it abit on this show, Travis Barker,
her baby Dette, and her husbandI forgot that got married, Oh yeah,
talking about how he was too technicallyon Halloween, which was yesterday and
sometime this week is probably going tobe likely for the baby to arrive.
Rocky thirteen is going to be thebaby's name. Rocky, and that's thirteen
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spelled out Rocky won three not Romannumerals, Rocky the number one. The
number three given me very much elonmusk vibes. Do we like this baby
name? I like Rocky. Ithink the thirteen is Yeah. I think
the thirteen is a bit much.I did see why he did it,
but I don't still don't think hejust likes the number like it's nothing.
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And Chris Jenner's thirteenth, oh yeah, if I get one more DM about
it's gross. John's dark dyked,very very like some this feels like Taylor
Swift. I feel like you're lookinginto this too much. Yes, yeah,
thirteen part is weird, but therest of it I like. But
whatever, each of them. Ilove that their baby's names were Mason,
Penelope, Ye, Rain, Rocky, like there was a switch at one
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point. Well, it was differentdads, right, I think that's where
it goes. But Mason, Peneloperain All, Scott Disick, Yeah,
yeah, it's a differentday. Yeah, so what I'm saying, that's why
I say, that's why the themewas the same. And then all of
a sudden it switches up because TravisBarker comes in and he's like, I'm
not going with that wild absolutely well, all right, no. For so,
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the death of Vtthew Perry. We'vebeen talking about this a lot after
he passed this past weekend being investigatedby LAPD's Robbery Homicide Division, which,
even though that sounds like, waitwhat the homicide division, this is actually
a part of standard operating procedure forhigh profile cases. The division apparently is
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looking to you confirm that nothing involvinga criminal presence has to do with his
death. One law enforcement agent whowas like, not agent, agency,
agent, person, I don't knowa guy who carries a badge. Some
person spoke off the record and waslike, we don't actually suspect it to
be anything. We think this wasprobably like a medical emergency whatever, but
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you know, this is normal.Didn't find any illegal drugs in the home.
The LA County corner hasn't ruled anofficial cause of death. Taxicology report
expected to take at least a monthand a half. I did see today.
I believe it was meth and fetanylwere not found in his system.
Oh that's so good to hear,I really hope. Do you think how
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do I say this? Do youthink it had anything to do with drugs?
So? I don't think it hadto do with current use of drugs.
I talked about this a bit onI think my life during this past
weekend. I know a guy whoused different drugs than Matthew Perry, but
like hard drug for a while.He got cleaned for ten years past of
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I believe it was a heart attack, but the heart attack was due to
heart damage he had sustained during thedrug use years. So even though he
had been sober for ten years,the effects of his consistent use of drugs
still led to his death. Anddidn't I think Matthew Perry went into like
a coma too, right, likeat one point it's something it's a little
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unclear of exactly what happened. ButI mean before not this, Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, when he hadtalked about in his interviews and his
book and stop. Yes, yeah, yeah, so you're probably right.
I bet it did have something todo with that, but that doesn't mean
that it was current use. Okay, yeah right, you know, like
I'm not trying to be like hewas relapsing. I don't know. I
hope not. I hope not.I hope not, I hope not.
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I agree with you, all right. Number three Duliva is getting ready to
share something magical off to her fans. Okay, she cleared out her Instagram,
which I love when a celebrity asit does because the amount of time
it takes me to archive like fivephotos, I don't like it myself drives
me fucking nuts. So I can'timagine having one hundred photos out there that
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your PR team has to fucking archive. I love the madickness of it like
it's and I love when they leaveit blank for a day and everybody on
the internet is like, what isgoing on? Top just is hysterical,
She teases me musical with the seriesof post that then disappeared. Once she
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does officially announce an album, itwill be her third album. Okay,
So first, she posted a mysteriousimage of herself holding a key in her
teeth. Then she posted a videowith the caption I'm not here for long
that saw her getting photographed with thekey in her mouth as I catch me
or I Go played in the background. And then finally, she teased new
music with a video that featured agolden key, necklace, polaroids, and
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the mysterious numbers four eight, nine, nine, fourteen, fifteen, twenty
one and the teaser, she canbe heard singing, tell me all the
ways you'll need me now. Fansnotice that you can translate the numbers into
a name, and that name wasWhodmi. She also posted the teaser on
Halloween, which is the day Whodinidied. So I'm guessing who Deni is
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going to be referenced a lot inthe song I'm excited, I'm about to
cough what. I can't tell ifyou're actually faking it, because it literally
just looks like you were laughing atthe I feel like I got so red.
I got this like tickle in mychest. Yeah, I know what
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I know, and I know I'vebeen taking a bunch of Airborne. I've
got bron Guidas. Yeah, itfeels I like I'm short of breath.
I'm very, very short of breathright now. Yeah, like it's very
it's very tough. I don't thinkI have AVID because I can smell things
still and I can I might havebronchitis. I might have bron I don't
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know because I don't have a feverand I don't feel like like super tired,
anymore tired than I normally feel.But I very shortness of breath.
I thought it was just allergies andbecause the when the weather changes gets probb
anyways, fucking distracted myself. SoI'm very excited for new dually but music
period period period, period, period, period, period, like Rihanna excited
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because I feel like she went throughthat moment of like she's the new diva,
like she's everyone was hit after hitafter hit, So I'm very excited.
She learned how to dance for us. She went out and took dance
classes. We were blessed with thebeautiful dance moves. When she used to
do that awkward hip shake and nowI love that she does the hit shake
and all her dances on stage.It's so fucking funny, so funny.
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Okay Uh Number Sane Malka's partner withOkay Mix Alos mix Aloche mix Luche.
I feel like if you say itlike in a French accent, it sounds
fancy. They're gonna start producing notalcoholic beverages. Zain is now the co
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owner and chief creative officer of thebrand, releasing his debut flavor, the
ch l Leachi Lichi Leachi. Howdoes my friends say it? At Starbucks?
Leche? It is Martini. Themocktail comes in a black han with
like tattoo inspired designs. I'm notgonna lie Cam looks very cool. It
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is designed very well. It lookssimilar to his own tattoos, and he
just was announcing that they're coming,which I think is cool. I like
that more celebrities are getting into themocktail game. I like that there are
options for all different types of people. Yeah, and it's cool that there's
even like restaurants and like like onlyplaces in certain spots that only serve those
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mocktails. There's a lot of placesthat are only doing that now too,
which is pretty cool, very cool, very cool because I think everybody can
enjoy that atmosphere, especially when Iknow a few sober adults and it's really
hard to feel like you're in anadult space without it. So I like
places that are modeled for that adultatmosphere without alcohol. I just think that's
to win, yeah, because otherwisesometimes I'm just ordering like a cranberry juice
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and I'll get an extra eye soit looks like you know what I mean?
Yeah, and that's not fun.I mean it's it's fine, but
then you shouldn't have to avoid thequestion of like do you have to drink?
Can I drink it? And personallywhen we're at like station events,
I wish there were more mocktails thatlook like high end kind of cocktails.
I want to look like I'm participatingin the fun with you while also working.
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I'm working, so trying not toover adult. Yes, all right,
uh number one warp by the way, I'm pretu sure I miss kind
of And this is the six storyI've done. I don't know. It
has been a week since Studio Bosseswent back to the table with the Actors'
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Union the sag After, but there'sstill no deal. In a recent mailing
to its membership, the guild confirmthat they still have a ways to go.
While talks over the past week havebeen productive, we remain far apart
on key issues, wrote the Union. In a statement, Executive director Duncan
Crabtree Ireland says that he continues tobe cautiously optimistic about the current dealings.
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As long as we keep talking,as long as we're removing things forward,
that's what needs to be happening.Because remember, production houses walked away from
the table recently, so at leastthey're still communicating, which is good news.
This news comes to studios or feelingthe pressure of getting new movies and
series back into production. Hollywood Brassclaims that if a deal is not reached
this week, there will be noscripted TV for the upcoming season, and
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the twenty four summer movie season couldalso be a quiet one. So that
sucks, it does, It does? But I also think what they're doing
is important. Yeah, No,I agree, I agree. Just sucks.
You think there's enough banked up moviesthough where we should be good till
it gets back to normal. No, here's what I I would rather,
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though, have nothing than have thatweird season of the Office during the writer
strike. Everybody should have to watchthat, and that's that's to be.
If you don't understand what they're doing, go watch that. Season of the
Office, because we all know,if you watch The Office, you know
exactly what I don't even know whatnumber it is, but you knew what
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season I was talking about. Also, I think I just hit puberty because
my boys heard that. But Ido think that if people are mad about
the like any sort of strike?Was it season four? Yeah? Any
sort of strike? Go watch seasonfour of The Office. Rewatch it if
you've seen the series and go,oh, yeah, you know what.
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Oh wait, they're right, They'reright. Those are the five things that
you need to know before you gohere. Honestlyly messy show, follow the
slightly messy show one, I gat slightly messy show boo first one,
and the d in the books
You're not feeding back. I'm notfeeding back. No, No, I
think, I think. I think, Oh my god, it's slightly less
messy, is what what it is? Who would have thought? Not me?
I have a problem, Michael,and I am so sorry that you
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faced part of it. There isone joy of being single with no kids,
and it's I have no real responsibilities. Go. This is the slightly
Messy Show with Mike and Megan.State mean a messy shows, messy Mike
and Megan. It's a slightly messyshow with Mike and Maigan. That was
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just an abrupt stop. Just that'swhat I was looking for. It is
fun fact I did say, andthen our new stuff, Meghan. We're
supposed to have new imaging and it'ssupposed to sound beautiful, but I still
have not gotten any of it backyet. Of course, I mean that's
pretty normal for us, right,Yeah, So okay, we are recording
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live with a slightly message. Wow. My name is Mike, along with
Meghan. We do this every Wednesday, and last week we didn't have Megan
on because she was moving to thetroll. How did it go last week?
A terrible, absolutely awful, theworst it could have ever gone.
You were truly missed. Oh,you were truly missed. It went it
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went okay, though, it wentfine, but you were missed. You
know. You know Adam, soyou know, you know kind of kind
of how the podcast went, andit was it was. It wasn't the
same because he didn't give me anyshit. Like he was very nice.
He was very he was very respectful. He was just an overall an A
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plus guy. Wait, it's loud, how is it? So? What
do you know? Two weeks in? Yeah, how is it? I
see you got your own studio nownow no, no, no, no,
no, no, what what doyou mean? So? I will
say, and it's only because ofthe amount of employees that I actually had
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like a reliable working space and Toledo, the Kiss Studio was mine, Like
nobody else worked in that studio,so like that was my I'm sure SNX
is probably pretty similar to you.Yeah, this is mine. Yeah,
yeah, you don't have to worryabout other people. Every day. Every
day is like where are you working? Can I go somewhere? Can I
please get logged in? Can Iget to the I swear sir, I'll
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only use it for five minutes.I feel like I'm begging people like,
can I please just sit down forfive minutes? But no, it's been
it's been great. It's weird workingwith people again. I will also say
that I no longer control my ownthermostat, and it is currently seventy six
degrees in the studio and I amwearing a sweatshirt with nothing underneath because yesterday
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it was sixty degrees in the studio. So there's just what I've learned today
is layers are important. We musthave T shirts under all sweatshirts because I'm
a very sweaty girl right now.So are you that's not your workspace?
Then you're not going to be inthat studio every day. Yes, it's
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almost like a game of what isit? Like a good ring around the
rosie, like we're all or deckdock goose where we all kind of just
like end up in different places everyday. So I've actually not worked in
here in a really long time.But I actually spent over an hour today
just trying to get us set up, and I think I figured out how
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everything works in here. I willalso say, even though I work in
radio for the same company I alwayshave before, no two studios work the
same no or work, you sendit on me. And so every time
I'm like, I'm confident, iknow how this machinery works. I've worked
with this for thirteen years. Isit down and I go none of the
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buttons work like they're supposed to happening. I always feel like Neanderthals too,
when I happened to a studio neverbeen. I'm just pounding up buttons like
this should work, this should workright, right, very right, and
it never does. And then youcan record into something and then you'll hit
play to hear it back, andand I can't hear it back. This
was what drove me. That's today. I recorded a commercial and I really
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needed to edit it before the lightlymessy show started, and I recorded it
in and okay, I couldn't hearit, and I was like, you
know what I mean, you I'mgonna I'm gonna send it to myself as
an email. I'm gonna write downwhat needs to be edited, and I'm
just gonna edit it blind without hearingit and send it back to myself and
see if it works. And thenI got a dig for an email and
I was like, motherfucking so youcan hear the email? But you can't
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hear the that doesn't even make sense, zero says at all. But I
will say you figured this out ina week. That's not bad. That's
not bad in the grand scheme ofof how do I say this? Sometimes
certain things are focused on and moreimportant when people are fixing stuff for us
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than other things. So on thatlist of things that need to be fixed,
there might be more important things.And I will say that this was
quickly handled, and that's very impressive, and thank you? Is it Mark
K and Randy? But they wereboth above and beyond. Thank you to
the engineers who will never listen tothis. Thank you to you guys.
No, I know that's too butI think we also have found a benefit
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to this, Mike, what'sapp Ithink we don't have the delay that we
used to until we don't win GrandRapids. Yes, yes, I love
it so much. I love it. It's still gonna be sloppy, but
I love it so much. Nomore of that awkward hut. I actually
shouldn't say that. That's probably stillgonna happen. I still have that in
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the morning show, and I tryso hard not to do it. Is
it okay? Let me ask youthis. I know we're gonna jump into
some topics and I know we gota time crunch you today. Is it
different being in the studio as faras working with everybody, you know,
working on like timing and like thingsthat people don't see. You know what
I mean? You know what genuinelyhas changed a lot is for the last
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six years, I've worked in aroom where my coworkers couldn't see my face
and I really need to work onmy stank face. Sometimes my face contorts
in a way and I'm like thepeople who are talking can see you,
dumb ass, like control, wheredid your poker face go? Like where
did it go? Like somebody willsay something wild and back in the Kiss
studio and Toledo, I would justbe like, m what did you just
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say it? Like eyebrows raised,chin tugged in shoulder, shrugs, like
what came out of your mouth?And now I'm like, oh, interesting
thought. I'd like to disagree yourintrusive thoughts just just spew out. Yes,
it's been really uh that has beendifficult. I will also say it
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is kind of clear that I I'mexcited to be working around people again,
so I keep doing the whole likeall right, you're good, sit back,
calm down. Yeah. So it'snot a lot of that, So
I don't know, but it's exciting. There's also a comfort in being in
your space, like like you knowwhat your day is going to be,
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like, you know what your spaceis going to look like, feel like
whatever. Sure, going into anew zone is always like I feel like
I'm the new guy and people arebothered and I don't know what to do
to fix it. So that's that'swhere you and I think that's where you
and I are complete opposite because Iget into a new space and I'm like
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I liked to be the new kid. I liked, so I would be
you would have to dial me backthat you would have to go, Mi,
ca, can can you go handlesomething in the studio because I'm I'm
like a little puppy, like alittle excited puppy, just like, hey,
what do you guys do it?Let's go out of here. So
I would have to like, well, I would have to tell my brain
sometimes I have to do that herewhen like people are in the building or
whatever. Dial it back, Mike, alm it down, calm it down,
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You're okay, and right now,It'll be like I have three minutes
of work worth of Jesus, Ihave three minutes worth of work to do.
There I go, but like,I don't want to interrupt anybody,
so I'm like walking around for twentyminutes, like looking for a space,
like I could have been home bynow. Can I please just go somewhere.
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Let's get into the topics for today. We've got a few of them.
In fact, I want you totalk about this one first because you
teased it and I still don't fullyunderstand what is the potato topic. Let
me tell you, this is thebest thing that has literally ever happened to
me in my entire life. AndI see that she's in the chat right
now, so she's either going tobe mortified or think it's hysterical. I
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hope you think it's as funny asI do. Oh no, she's already
reacted. She knows what's coming.So I don't know if you know this.
And I know she has a husband, but I am fully in love
with Danny. I absolutely am obsessedwith her. It's so funny because her
and I we've talked online four yearsat this point, and there are people
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that I talk to exclusively online whereI'm still like, but they're my friends,
Like I know that we don't reallyhang out in person. I've only
met her once, and like she'sstill my friend. And so I was
really excited because with this whole move, we're going to be near each other
all the time. And I'm like, oh my god, I hope she's
obsessed with me, like I'm obsessedwith her because I'm gonna forced her to
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hang out with me. I literallythe first time we hung out at that
Eloise Asylum thing, not the firsttime I hung about the first time we
spent like a lot of time togetherin a day. I say, I
hope you don't mind that I'm forcingyou to be my friend as soon as
I move here and you have tohang out with me. Okay, bay.
So she did something so sweet andhonestly so funny. It was the
perfect like welcome gift. She senta potato to the station as like a
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welcome present. Explain the potato.What's the significance of the potato? I
believe. We talked about like thefunniest things that we could send in the
mail, Like legally you can maila potato if you put stamps on it.
I'm right on it in a sharpie. You can mail it legally.
I don't know why, it's oneof my favorite things in the entire world.
I know I've talked about it before. I don't know if it was
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on a podcast, on the showwith you, on a live stream,
but I know that I've talked aboutit before, okay. And she literally
is so sweet. She was like, hey, don't want to spoil it
for you. Have you received anythingat the station? And I was like,
no, but I'll keep an eyeout, YadA, yadda. And
then she reached out to Lydia andshe was like, hey, can you
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keep your eyes peeled for a packagefor Macca. I was like, what
is in this? Like? Whatis it? What is in this thing?
What did she want me to lookout for? And every day I
went to check the meal arey,don't do anything. Ask the people.
They don't know what they're talking about. I there are a lot of people
that work here. I am ninetypercent sure it came and somebody put it
somewhere and there is now a rottenpotato somewhere in the building. And I
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think it is the most fitting firstday gift for me, is a lost
rotten potato in my new space isIt genuinely brings me so much joy to
know that there is a potato floatingaround those building that nobody can find.
It's like my own little secret hereat work. And I'll think about it
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throughout the show and I will literallylaugh out loud about it. Like I
caught myself to day during the showgoing and Kep was like, what,
what's like? This isn't a funnytopic. I was like, here's a
rotten potato somewhere. Nobody knows whereit is. We need somebody. When
you get an email from the bosses, do you ever think that's gonna be
the email that's gonna be the potato? Like, it's gonna be a mass
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email to the whole company, andit's gonna just this subject line's gonna be
potato to whom is making serve?Ye? Who's fucking potatoes? But it's
almost funnier at this point that it'sa lost potato, Like it's the gift
that keeps on giving. Not onlyis it funny and the fact that it's
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stupid and it brings me joy,but the fact that it's become the great
rotten potato hunt is hysterical. Uhand the best. Yeah, And there's
so many, so many things thatcould have happened or might still happen.
Somebody might find that and it's goingto be moldy as shit, Like it's
going like so gross and so greenthat it should be in a science experiment.
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Or somebody has eaten it. Somebodyhas found it, mashed it up
and eaten it. No, ifsomebody ate my potato, I will literally
murder them and use them as prettiserfor a new potato farm. Uh no,
But have you ever left a potatoin your closet for too long and
like it starts growing roots and stuff? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
grosses Yeah yeah, genuinely hope thathappens so I can replant it, grow
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my own potatoes, send them backto Donnie, like I want this to
go back and forth. Like youyou send me one, I will invest
my time and effort in a girlingyou want and send it to you.
What a great gift. I wonderif if they found it and maybe somebody
stopped the can she tell if itmade it to you. I think she
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said it was delivered, which iswhy she kept like checking up and being
like, I think you guys needto find this. You find it.
But I think she said it wasdelivered. Let's see if she responds here.
Somebody said, this is like thefruitcake of radio. What's the most
ridiculous thing, uh, gift thatyou've received? Because you said that in
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the mail, you could you receiveda potato or you can send a potato.
I didn't know that. I didn'tknow. I don't even know what
the limits are on that. Shesaid it was delivered last Tuesday, so
it's it's over a week. I'veseen the show forty eight hours after forty
eight hours, like it's gone,it's gone, it's gone. I love
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that documentary too. You know,you know what we used to have.
I don't know if they do inthe Detroit building, but we used to
have a like a PA announcement systemin our building. So used to be
able to pick up the phone onthe secretary's floor and hit a button and
it would announce to every single floor. If you could do that, how
great would it be if it justwent and you got on there and we're
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like, hey, to the motherfuckerthat stole my potato, I will find
you that I will mask you likethat spud you. Yes, it's a
slightly missy show up. Pathetic,absolutely pathetic. Love the show. You
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guys are doing a great job withMike and Megan. I just saw if
you don't know, that's Adam whowas who who stepped in for Megan while
she was out last week kind ofgetting situated losing a potato bit. Take
you to him. He is onthe Live right now. I don't know
if he's on your live as well. What yeah, yeah, he jumped
in immediately, and he said hedidn't give me shit because he's still too
(15:18):
shy to do those kinds of things. And I said, no, never
change. I said, never change. Change. I get shited every day,
all day, every day. Sowait, did he use like a
did he try to be me?Or was he himself? Because I think
it would be really funny if thewhole podcast he was talking up here and
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hey guys, it's me Meghan.He went, girl. If he ever
builds in again, he has tofill in as me. He no,
he was. He's a fascinating dudebecause he is in his mid thirties and
like last year or two years ago, just to you don't what I want
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to do radio, And he usedto go to all the mojo in the
morning events, but he was doingsomething completely different quit his career in his
mid thirties, which is wild tome in general, but so impressive.
Yes, yeah, yeah, andnow it's fully into radio and fully all
about this, which was it wascool that he was very interested in doing
this, but also that it waslike last minute and he was able to
come in and kind of do thisand so appreciate that. Yeah. Oh
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speaking the last minute. Oh yeah, yah, yeah, speaking the last
minute. I yesterday we were goingtrick or treating? Did you do?
Do you do trick or treating?Do you do the the handing out candies?
Yeah? It's like my favorite.I actually genuinely love it. I'm
like the nerd that's like, whatare you dressed that bad? Oh my
god, it's a cute. Yeah. What was the greatest costume that you
saw yesterday? So we only hadfive tricker treaders? Is that sad?
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Was it? Was it? Thesnow? It was absolutely the snow.
Because my neighborhood genuinely is huge.But there is a not a busy road,
but a busier road that goes throughlike one fifth of it and I'm
in the snow fifth and then acrossthe street we saw hundreds of kids running
around. Okay, but they don'treally cross the street to come to our
side. But the kids on ourside like start with us and then go
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over there. But it was funnybecause at the beginning you're always kind of
panicked. You're like, I didn'tbuy enough candy for four hundred kids,
and I see four hundred kids overthere, so stay on there. I'm
about the the kids over here andgot you. But probably we started at
six pm, it went until eight. I want to say by six forty
five, the snow was really comingdown. I don't know how much you
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got, but we got probably ahalf inch of snow yesterday a quarter inch
of snow, and it came quicklyin like a half hour, so like
you could just see kids go home. Yeah. So for those who don't
know, the Megan's in Ohio,well not right this second, but her
house is still in Toledo, Ohio, and mine is in is in West
Michigan. So West Michigan, theLake Shore got hit really hard, really
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really hard. Grand Rapids didn't gethit that bad, but I think with
all the warnings and people freaking outabout snow that there wasn't a lot of
trick or treaters. I also don'tthink I live in a I live in
a neighborhood with kids, but notas many as I thought I did.
I guess or they're getting to nowthat age, whether they're not trick or
treating anymore or whatever it is.But we decided to take the kids.
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Either way. We went to adifferent neighborhood this time, and my father
in law last minute, last minute, was like, Hey, do you
guys care if I go with you? And he's done it a few times
before, but he's never asked lastminute, and so we're like, yeah,
sure, but you know that,like you know when somebody asked to
come over last minute, everybody goesinto like full on, I need to
(18:34):
clean my entire house, even thoughhe's not gonna walk through the entire fucking
house. If anything, he mightgo to the bathroom or maybe to the
kitchen where we'll chat for a minuteand then we're gonna go trick or treating.
Right, But we had to pitfull on panic mode clean the entire
house. But it's never like it'snever like like it's not clean. We
basically took the shit that was inone place and we moved it to a
(18:56):
place we didn't think he was gonnago, like a room. We didn't
he was gonna go. So nowwe have a big fucking mess. But
it's all in one place, inone solid place. And and so we're
like, all right, he's comingover. We're gonna go trick or trading.
It'll be fine, it'll be whatever. And then this guy, now,
if he wasn't a big, hugedude's huge. I don't know if
I've ever told you about Ali's dad. Ali's dad looks with hair, looks
(19:18):
like the rock Like, he's huge. He's this buff Puerto Rican guy,
and I'm terrified of him. SoI'm gonna say this politely, respectfully,
respectfully. This man canceled last minute. Oh I know. Oh that's nursing
home behavior. Joy Sunnybrook, Sir, Yeah, So he cancels last minute,
(19:44):
and I'm both relieved and angry.I'm angry because you don't feel like
you if you last minute playing,then you can't last minute canceled. Like
there's certain rules to canceling, andI feel like that's one where you cannot
cancel. I don't care what happens. But also I'm leaves because our house
is kind of clean now. Sohere's the thing. I want to be
on your side. I want tobe team you because you know what,
(20:07):
I've missed you because we haven't talkedlike one on one in like two weeks.
It's like forever. I know,so like I do genuinely want to
be on your side. But butthere is nothing better than when so many
cancels plans last minute. No,no, let me tell you, because
there's the pressure of like getting together, like getting yourself together, being on
usually their nighttime plans, and wehave weird hours. I'm very tired.
(20:30):
You can's the last minute I getto put on honestly no pants. I
get to take off my pants,put on a large sweasure and I'm like,
and my house is clean. Idon't have to do it this weekend,
thank you, thank you. Idon't mind canceled plans if I've planned
and I'm learning this now, I'mlearning this more and more now. If
I've planned months and months in advance, and then we get to that point,
(20:55):
I realize that I don't like doingthat because then I get to that
point, and I'm not in thesame the same mood or the same mindset
that I was in when I madethose plans months and months and months ago.
But if we've last minute planned,I've already said yes, because I'm
in the mindset of like, let'sdo this, let's go, And then
I had to clean my whole houseso that you could come, maybe walk
(21:15):
into the bathroom, and then youcancel last minute what I was. But
you are right, there are certaintimes where canceling is acceptable, Like what
is what? Are you a planmaker? Like months in advance? Are
you like day of Oh, Imight never make plans kind of person.
(21:37):
No, I feel like I wantto like, what's the word that I'm
looking for? What's the phrase?What would somebody in the South say?
I want to put out my feeling. I want you to like save the
date, but it's not a specificdate. It's like save the vagueness of
this time period, okay. Andwhat I mean is like, I really
(22:00):
want to have a party for mynew apartment with everybody on the show.
I know that's probably just going tobe the day of jingle Ball before we
head on over, but I wantto be Yeah, yeah, yeah,
pretty fucking stoked about that. Yeah. So, like I want to do
like a vague early December save theDay, but I'm not gonna let you
(22:22):
know until two days before and thenbe like can you make it on Tuesday?
You know That's like, but jingleBall is a good time to do
it because you know everybody's gonna bethere and we're all gonna be hanging out,
and it's it's that's a perfect timeto do it. I don't like
the two. I sometimes feel ifI get those last minute invites, I
sometimes feel as though it was apity invite, so like or not even
(22:45):
a pity invite, or but it'slike a I didn't really want you to
say yes kind of invite, butif I didn't invite you then I would
feel very very bad. I alsothink we're looking at this from two different
perspectives, the perspective of not havingkids versus having kids, Because for me,
it's not like you need to geta baby's ait a plant, like
you need time to prepare for events, whereas I'm like, I'll drop everything
(23:06):
and come on over. I don'tcare. So for me, inviting you
last second is not I don't wantyou to be there. It was like
I didn't know if I was gonnabe up to having people over. I
am no, but yeah, Andso with me, it's it doesn't necessarily
have to be that much in advance, Like a week is pretty good.
I can usually figure it out.I got enough family in Michigan to figure
it out in a week. Butbut it's also situational. So if like
(23:27):
I'm already again with Jingle bother worksout perfect. If I were already there
and I'm already like that's the plananyways, then I'm back to no kid
mode, like I'll drop everything.I don't give a damn. I'll drop
every Yeah, I'll drop everything everything. How I have to tell you too.
I didn't say it on the showbecause I couldn't say fuck them babies,
(23:48):
but I would say I went toa restaurant and I was telling you
about the kid that said something meanto my son or whatever, and I
fully was in fucking babies mode.Fully was it. I wanted to say
it, but I felt like Iwas quite out the best direction to take
that h but full on I wantedto say it during that segment, and
I was like Mike's talking about thecute babies whatever. I always want to
(24:11):
make jokes about ugly babies because quitefrankly, most of my friends don't give
a shit if you're mad about this. Y'all got ugly babiesy bodies. Everybody's
babies ugly. What are the babies? The baby? It's ugly. But
you know why we praise the Gerberbaby because most babies are not cute.
The Tella Tubby baby was like thatas a cute baby, because most babies
look like fucking gross aliens. Okay, it's okay, it's almost cute,
(24:33):
and the fact that it's tucking ugly, but you don't say it out loud
to a stranger. That's where I'mlike, Oh, and if I didn't
have this job, I swear Megan, if I didn't have this job,
you could see I should send youthe picture. You could see the look
on my wife's face as I'm makingjust these sarcastic comments, just real loud,
like like I'm sitting there eating mypasta, just saying this shit that
(24:53):
doesn't even make sense, shit thatdoesn't even make Like, nice shirt,
I sonic shirt. He looks likehe wears people's skin anyways, I don't
care, like just dumb shit,just dumb, dumb, dumb shit.
And I know, like, andI don't know if it's like this for
everybody, but like you, somethingin your brain changes where you look at
and maybe it's like this for likepeople with dogs too, where you look
(25:15):
at your dog, where you lookat your baby and you're like, that's
the cutest thing in the world becausethat's what you think. But then you
go back and look at them pictureslike later in life, and you're like,
oh shit, that baby was LikeI look at pictures of Cesily Milo
and I'm like, oh, okay. But here's the thing. I think
every baby has its moments. Likeeven if you look at my instagram,
(25:37):
some pictures I'm like, oh mygod, she's a model, and other
pictures I'm like, wolf girl,get some help, get you know.
And my dog either looks like oneof two things. My dog as an
Italian greyhound, so think of agreyhound and then shrink it down to eight
pounds. Other than that, theyare the same. It looks like a
greyhound. Sometimes she's sitting and I'mlike, you were sculpted by the hands
(26:02):
of a happy God. You arebeautiful you are graceful, you are elegant,
You are just a magnificent creature.And other times I look at her,
I'm like, you are the ugliest, dirtiest dog I've ever seen.
You look like a fucking troll,you gross sack of bones. You are
so weird looking, and there's youcan be both. You can be both.
(26:22):
Oh my god, I just figuresomething at our bray that that tricks
us to believe like it might bescience. It might be science. The
same way a baby laughs at everythingand smiles at you when you walk up.
It's so that you don't throw thatbaby away, and so you're not
like, I don't want this uglybaby. There's a reason why baby smoll
good. Okay, it was totrick us into liking babies. Okay,
(26:48):
follow, follow me, follow theslightly Messy show. One ig at slightly
Messy Show. You know, Ijust realized I don't have my number five.
There you go. Am I gonnafind it anytime soon? Probably not?
Okay. So we've been talking alot about the Kardashians over the past
(27:08):
couple of days, especially Courtney Kardashianbecause she's due to pub anytime. I
know. We talked about it abit on this show, Travis Barker,
her baby Dette, and her husbandI forgot that got married, Oh yeah,
talking about how he was too technicallyon Halloween, which was yesterday and
sometime this week is probably going tobe likely for the baby to arrive.
Rocky thirteen is going to be thebaby's name. Rocky, and that's thirteen
(27:30):
spelled out Rocky won three not Romannumerals, Rocky the number one. The
number three given me very much elonmusk vibes. Do we like this baby
name? I like Rocky. Ithink the thirteen is Yeah. I think
the thirteen is a bit much.I did see why he did it,
but I don't still don't think hejust likes the number like it's nothing.
(27:52):
And Chris Jenner's thirteenth, oh yeah, if I get one more DM about
it's gross. John's dark dyked,very very like some this feels like Taylor
Swift. I feel like you're lookinginto this too much. Yes, yeah,
thirteen part is weird, but therest of it I like. But
whatever, each of them. Ilove that their baby's names were Mason,
Penelope, Ye, Rain, Rocky, like there was a switch at one
(28:15):
point. Well, it was differentdads, right, I think that's where
it goes. But Mason, Peneloperain All, Scott Disick, Yeah,
yeah, it's a differentday. Yeah, so what I'm saying, that's why
I say, that's why the themewas the same. And then all of
a sudden it switches up because TravisBarker comes in and he's like, I'm
not going with that wild absolutely well, all right, no. For so,
(28:38):
the death of Vtthew Perry. We'vebeen talking about this a lot after
he passed this past weekend being investigatedby LAPD's Robbery Homicide Division, which,
even though that sounds like, waitwhat the homicide division, this is actually
a part of standard operating procedure forhigh profile cases. The division apparently is
(28:59):
looking to you confirm that nothing involvinga criminal presence has to do with his
death. One law enforcement agent whowas like, not agent, agency,
agent, person, I don't knowa guy who carries a badge. Some
person spoke off the record and waslike, we don't actually suspect it to
be anything. We think this wasprobably like a medical emergency whatever, but
(29:21):
you know, this is normal.Didn't find any illegal drugs in the home.
The LA County corner hasn't ruled anofficial cause of death. Taxicology report
expected to take at least a monthand a half. I did see today.
I believe it was meth and fetanylwere not found in his system.
Oh that's so good to hear,I really hope. Do you think how
(29:41):
do I say this? Do youthink it had anything to do with drugs?
So? I don't think it hadto do with current use of drugs.
I talked about this a bit onI think my life during this past
weekend. I know a guy whoused different drugs than Matthew Perry, but
like hard drug for a while.He got cleaned for ten years past of
(30:03):
I believe it was a heart attack, but the heart attack was due to
heart damage he had sustained during thedrug use years. So even though he
had been sober for ten years,the effects of his consistent use of drugs
still led to his death. Anddidn't I think Matthew Perry went into like
a coma too, right, likeat one point it's something it's a little
(30:26):
unclear of exactly what happened. ButI mean before not this, Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, when he hadtalked about in his interviews and his
book and stop. Yes, yeah, yeah, so you're probably right.
I bet it did have something todo with that, but that doesn't mean
that it was current use. Okay, yeah right, you know, like
I'm not trying to be like hewas relapsing. I don't know. I
hope not. I hope not.I hope not, I hope not.
(30:48):
I agree with you, all right. Number three Duliva is getting ready to
share something magical off to her fans. Okay, she cleared out her Instagram,
which I love when a celebrity asit does because the amount of time
it takes me to archive like fivephotos, I don't like it myself drives
me fucking nuts. So I can'timagine having one hundred photos out there that
(31:08):
your PR team has to fucking archive. I love the madickness of it like
it's and I love when they leaveit blank for a day and everybody on
the internet is like, what isgoing on? Top just is hysterical,
She teases me musical with the seriesof post that then disappeared. Once she
(31:29):
does officially announce an album, itwill be her third album. Okay,
So first, she posted a mysteriousimage of herself holding a key in her
teeth. Then she posted a videowith the caption I'm not here for long
that saw her getting photographed with thekey in her mouth as I catch me
or I Go played in the background. And then finally, she teased new
music with a video that featured agolden key, necklace, polaroids, and
(31:52):
the mysterious numbers four eight, nine, nine, fourteen, fifteen, twenty
one and the teaser, she canbe heard singing, tell me all the
ways you'll need me now. Fansnotice that you can translate the numbers into
a name, and that name wasWhodmi. She also posted the teaser on
Halloween, which is the day Whodinidied. So I'm guessing who Deni is
(32:14):
going to be referenced a lot inthe song I'm excited, I'm about to
cough what. I can't tell ifyou're actually faking it, because it literally
just looks like you were laughing atthe I feel like I got so red.
I got this like tickle in mychest. Yeah, I know what
(32:37):
I know, and I know I'vebeen taking a bunch of Airborne. I've
got bron Guidas. Yeah, itfeels I like I'm short of breath.
I'm very, very short of breathright now. Yeah, like it's very
it's very tough. I don't thinkI have AVID because I can smell things
still and I can I might havebronchitis. I might have bron I don't
(32:59):
know because I don't have a feverand I don't feel like like super tired,
anymore tired than I normally feel.But I very shortness of breath.
I thought it was just allergies andbecause the when the weather changes gets probb
anyways, fucking distracted myself. SoI'm very excited for new dually but music
period period period, period, period, period, period, like Rihanna excited
(33:21):
because I feel like she went throughthat moment of like she's the new diva,
like she's everyone was hit after hitafter hit, So I'm very excited.
She learned how to dance for us. She went out and took dance
classes. We were blessed with thebeautiful dance moves. When she used to
do that awkward hip shake and nowI love that she does the hit shake
and all her dances on stage.It's so fucking funny, so funny.
(33:44):
Okay Uh Number Sane Malka's partner withOkay Mix Alos mix Aloche mix Luche.
I feel like if you say itlike in a French accent, it sounds
fancy. They're gonna start producing notalcoholic beverages. Zain is now the co
(34:06):
owner and chief creative officer of thebrand, releasing his debut flavor, the
ch l Leachi Lichi Leachi. Howdoes my friends say it? At Starbucks?
Leche? It is Martini. Themocktail comes in a black han with
like tattoo inspired designs. I'm notgonna lie Cam looks very cool. It
(34:29):
is designed very well. It lookssimilar to his own tattoos, and he
just was announcing that they're coming,which I think is cool. I like
that more celebrities are getting into themocktail game. I like that there are
options for all different types of people. Yeah, and it's cool that there's
even like restaurants and like like onlyplaces in certain spots that only serve those
(34:52):
mocktails. There's a lot of placesthat are only doing that now too,
which is pretty cool, very cool, very cool because I think everybody can
enjoy that atmosphere, especially when Iknow a few sober adults and it's really
hard to feel like you're in anadult space without it. So I like
places that are modeled for that adultatmosphere without alcohol. I just think that's
to win, yeah, because otherwisesometimes I'm just ordering like a cranberry juice
(35:15):
and I'll get an extra eye soit looks like you know what I mean?
Yeah, and that's not fun.I mean it's it's fine, but
then you shouldn't have to avoid thequestion of like do you have to drink?
Can I drink it? And personallywhen we're at like station events,
I wish there were more mocktails thatlook like high end kind of cocktails.
I want to look like I'm participatingin the fun with you while also working.
(35:37):
I'm working, so trying not toover adult. Yes, all right,
uh number one warp by the way, I'm pretu sure I miss kind
of And this is the six storyI've done. I don't know. It
has been a week since Studio Bosseswent back to the table with the Actors'
(36:00):
Union the sag After, but there'sstill no deal. In a recent mailing
to its membership, the guild confirmthat they still have a ways to go.
While talks over the past week havebeen productive, we remain far apart
on key issues, wrote the Union. In a statement, Executive director Duncan
Crabtree Ireland says that he continues tobe cautiously optimistic about the current dealings.
(36:22):
As long as we keep talking,as long as we're removing things forward,
that's what needs to be happening.Because remember, production houses walked away from
the table recently, so at leastthey're still communicating, which is good news.
This news comes to studios or feelingthe pressure of getting new movies and
series back into production. Hollywood Brassclaims that if a deal is not reached
this week, there will be noscripted TV for the upcoming season, and
(36:45):
the twenty four summer movie season couldalso be a quiet one. So that
sucks, it does, It does? But I also think what they're doing
is important. Yeah, No,I agree, I agree. Just sucks.
You think there's enough banked up moviesthough where we should be good till
it gets back to normal. No, here's what I I would rather,
(37:08):
though, have nothing than have thatweird season of the Office during the writer
strike. Everybody should have to watchthat, and that's that's to be.
If you don't understand what they're doing, go watch that. Season of the
Office, because we all know,if you watch The Office, you know
exactly what I don't even know whatnumber it is, but you knew what
(37:30):
season I was talking about. Also, I think I just hit puberty because
my boys heard that. But Ido think that if people are mad about
the like any sort of strike?Was it season four? Yeah? Any
sort of strike? Go watch seasonfour of The Office. Rewatch it if
you've seen the series and go,oh, yeah, you know what.
(37:51):
Oh wait, they're right, They'reright. Those are the five things that
you need to know before you gohere. Honestlyly messy show, follow the
slightly messy show one, I gat slightly messy show boo first one,
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