TD&L Full Show for Friday - Make way for the Short King, Drew Lynch!

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Episode Transcript

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When you're sliding in the first timeyou're feeling something. First diary of diary
of when you're sliding it hadn't heard. And when you used to turn diarrhea
of diarreea, when you're sliding inthe hole and you're truck full of foam,
di area direa. When you're sittingin your shubby and your shoe is
feeling heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea,No, what's happening. It is Friday,

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September eight, twenty twenty three tenOr Drew and Laura. We are
live by Bye bing Bong bing Ingeight six six four four five one oh
five nine is our phone number.If you want to reach out to the

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show. You can also hit usup in real time on the Lazy Boy
text line. Just pull all thosechubby little digits and send us a text
message up nine eight twenty nine sevenand it's all right if you've got chubby
digits. So what I got ellasausage fingers, fat little sausages, and
I think they're adorable quite frankly.Yeah, later on this morning, we've
got another pair of tickets gonna seethree days Grace and Chevelle. Actually one

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more pair yep, one more,one more pair of those tickets coming up
at actually going to do it ata different time today nine thirty. Okay
this morning, because comedian Drew Lynchis going to be in the studio at
seven thirty this morning. Oh that'sexciting. I watched a specialist one on
YouTube. It it's called it's calledShort King. Oh is he sure?

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Yeah? He's like five six,I think. Okay, yeah, that's
pretty that's pretty short. Yeah,so he'll he'll be in studio. We've
had him in here before a longtime ago, but he's a funny guy.
We'll have him in again seven thirtythis morning. Listen for that.
Today, of course is Friday.Happy Friday. You. Oh yeah,
I'm pretty excited. I don't knowwhy, especially since the Lions one last

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night. You've got to be filming. I know, yeah, nobody thought
they could do it, but guesswhat they did. But yeah, I
don't know what it is with shortwork weeks, they always feel longer to
me. I think just because youyou got to rest on Monday and your
normal routines off right, and you'rejust for me, I've been more tired.
Yeah, and all day yesterday Ithought it was Friday. For whatever

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reason, I started drinking. Wasa cau should be doing that. I'll
be like, oh my bad,Yeah, but yeah, yeah, I
saw you posted a picture of youin your lines jersey and uh yeah,
and you were just you were gloatinga bit on the internet. Well it's
just really satisfying because I don't knowmuch about sports ball, let's be honest,
but during the pregame, everybody,like all the commentators and everything,
they were like the Lions. Youknow, maybe they'll be better this year

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than they have in the past,but there's no way they're gonna beat this
team. Patrick Mahomes MVP. Heis the best player in the league.
Blah blah blah. Well guess why, guess what who's wearing it now?
Okay, so it did. Itdid feel nice. Enjoy because it's all
probably downhill from here. You comeon, you gotta got a taste of
victory in your mouth right now,so enjoy that. This morning, I

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will, all right, so let'sget into the news in just a little
bit. And then also today it'sFriday, so we're gonna be given away
free pizza for the end of theshow, celebrating Laura's Victory who you can
have yourself a slice of Sapapa Murphy's. We'll just give that to you a
random caller. Let's listen to nowor Brew News Update powered by Adventist Health
Portland, the OHSU health partner.Here's Laura Well. Jimmy Fallon, he's

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being called out in a new storypublished by The Rolling Stone. Sixteen current
and former staffers claim his erratic behaviorspoiled their dream of working on The Tonight
Show. According to two current andfourteen former employees, the Tonight Show has
allegedly been a toxic workplace for years, far outside of the boundaries of what's

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considered normal in the high pressure worldof late night TV. What I they
know, if they're they're new,if they're new. Yeah, but I
always think in my dream, Ifeeled I thought this was nice too.
Though. After the story broke,Jimmy Fallon he didn't just like sit around,
right, you know. He hadhe scheduled a zoom call for everyone
with his showrunner, Chris Miller andapologize. He was like, I'm so

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sorry, I'm embarrassed. I feelso bad. He said he never intended
to create that type of atmosphere forthe show, which I think was the
right thing. It's probably stress andthen he took it out as kind of
like on Underlings. Yeah, probablystressed out he had to be on TV
that night, and then he waskind of rude to people. Yeah,
I mean, I'd have to imagineit happens in these types of situations,

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but I do appreciate that right away. He just kind of nipped it in
the bus. A pizza party.That's right. Everyone loves a pizza party.
We're all family here. That's that'swhat I like to hear. Uh
where am I? Oh? Packywill no longer be selling their viral one
Chip Challenged chip amid concerns about teensconsuming the dangerously spicy chip. We actually

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talked about this yesterday. I thinkit was on the Donkey Show podcast after
the show. But it is asingle chip. It's made with two of
the spiciest peppers in the world.They are only intended for adults to eat,
and there are many warnings about thesafety of ingesting them. However,
a teenager in Massachusetts died after doingthe one Chip challenge and his family thinks

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that was the cause. So Packyhas decided, okay, well, just
to be safe. We're just notgoing to sell the chip anymore. So
if you're hoping to get your handson one of them, too bad.
And finally, the dancers of Portland'sMagic Tavern have just become the second strip
club to unionize in the entire country, after taking a unanimous vote yesterday.

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The vote follows a month long strikeled by the strippers. You say they've
had to work in unsafe working conditionsat the club, so big win for
the ladies the Magic Tavern, MagicTavern. I've never been to the Magic
Tavern me either. I think it'sin Northwest. I have to check that
out, Magic Tab. Like whatkind of unsafe work conditions? Like where
the girl's not wiping down the polesafterwards, like this one's sticky. I

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don't think that was Probably it isyards and surveillance cameras. They said,
we're not really maintained, so itwas just kind of like a dangerous and
sketchy work environment. You love,there's cameras all over and then they won't
be working. Yeah yeah, Imean they're just here for you know,
looks. That's what it was likeat my high school. I remember when
I was in high school, wehad cameras everywhere, but that wasn't even

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on. But the big story wasn'tThey never worked, so I don't know
what the point was. There isno point. So hopefully the working conditions
will get better for them at theMagic Tavern. Now, all right,
thank you. More on those stories. I want to five nine the Brew
downcom get in on the act.Call Tanner, Drew and Laura anytime at
eight six six, four four fiveone oh five nine. You can also

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hit us up movie I Heart Anyway. It's free for your cell phone.
I love the app. I useit almost every single day, and once
you get it makes you got theBruce streaming and then press the microphone button
to record something like these people did? What is that? Brew crew and
Laura. I don't know why Ididn't say this earlier, but the fact

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that Kansas City is only four anda half point favorites, they are going
to kill your lions tonight. Ohhe sent that yesterday. Oh really,
let's see how this played out.Four and a half point favorites. They
are gonna kill your lions tonight,Like seriously, but okay, we'll have
a nice chat in the morning.But I'm pretty sure they're going to cover
the spread later. Pew Boy actinga little cocky there, huh yeah,

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how'd that work out for you?Pew Boy pretty sure to Lions one last
night, big Ball, pretty sure? Last I checked. Wow, I
had to feel good. Did youhave yourself a little cocktail? Well?
I had it, so I wasdrinking some rose, eating some pizza.
It's a great time. And thenthe victory just topped off the night.
It's great. Yeah. Let's let'ssee if if that was it from pew

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Boy or if you called to apologize. Okay, oh my goodness. I
thank the chiefs and Laura's Detroit Lyon'sone and I was going to call him
laugh at her tomorrow, but nowI have to call and let her laugh
at me, which that's awesome becausehe laughs at me all the time.
Anyways, it's yeah, congratulations,I guess, but wow, thanks just
wow, Oh my gosh. Oostsee bubblegot spoke too soon, pu Boy.

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It sounds like Archer every time Isaid, because like I'll say oh
my god, and every time Isay here, I'll hear play. I'll
try to correct myself, like Idon't normally talk about that. That's not
how We're an impression of a guywho calls me you know what, never
mind, forget about it. OTTbe good. But yes, pute boy
a little cocky, but at leasthe admitted words. Yeah, I'm glad
he did. He sent a followup talk back which I thought was very

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nice. Download the iHeart RADIOB today. It's free for your cell phone.
Let's do this. No, No, Laura's dumbas of the day. You're
dumbass. You're a dumbas. You'rea great day number one bone verse class.

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You're a dumb ask. You're adumbass and you'll be one. Oh,
you're dumb ash Lin Surveillance cameras.I love reading stories like this because
you'll hear about a little town you'venever heard of. Yeah, surveillance cameras
in asht Ashtabula, Ohio, Ashtabulah, Ashtabula, Ohio. It's a shta

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b Ula Ashtabulah. Yeah, Iguess it would be Ashtabulah. I've never
heard. I'm neither and I livedin Michigan. Unfamiliar the states of dump
Anyway and Ashtabula, Ohio. There'san ACE hardware store that got video of
an a fender entering the store andasking where hedge clippers could be found.
Okay. The man then walked overto those hedge clippers to remove his court

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ordered ankle monitor. Oh no,you can't do that. He then returned
to the clippers, so you know, of course, yeah, I'm crook.
Yeah he's not. He didn't purchasethem, No, he just used
them. There, try before youbuy, you know. I guess he
put the monitor on the shelf,like the little ankle monitor that he had,
Oh yeah, and then drove offon a bicycle. Strode off on

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a bike. Employees called the policeto report the incident, and as of
right now, the man's identity isstill unknown, so they haven't caught him.
They haven't caught him. So maybeit's the police who are the dumbmasses.
Maybe this guy just a serial numberconnected to a name. It's pretty
good idea. You would think thatthere would be some sort of identification within
the ankle monitor. I eventually thinkhe will be caught. That's why I

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think such a dumbast. But storemanager Cheryl Hatcher of the Ace Hardware Store
and Ashtabulo, that's a nightmare ofa name. Yeah, not her name,
but the city she joked through theace. Hardware stores pride themselves on
being helpful. Maybe he thought thatit was an outlaw a spot. He'd

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just come in and we have hedgeclippers. The other stores in the plaza
do not have them. And wewere the helpful hardware folks with the hedge
clippers. Yes we were. Yeah, she's not wrong. I can hear
the jingle now, yeah, right, yeah, she's not She's not wrong.
And you know what I mean,that's a good endorsement for their hedge
clippers. I guess sharp enough tocut off an ankle monitor. Yeah,

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we're here to help. We're hereto help, even that includes getting getting
away from the law. It's ashardware stores. You got an ankle monitor,
come to this hardware. We'll takeit off. I feel like you
need that deep voice got to saythat. Oh that's funny, but you
know what I mean, that's Imean, that's a good point. Though.
Who is the dumbass here? Becausethe man is still on the loop.

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It's got to be him. Imean, they're gonna catch you,
bro, They've got all your information. Yeah, it's just maybe they don't
have your information right now. Whenthose report was filed maybe they didn't have
the guy's name. I like thathe left it on the shelf. I
was thinking, Oh, why doesn'the just take it with him, But
that would be stupid, or youknow, throw it in the track somewhere.
He just left it as a littlemomento. My. When I was
in high school, one of mygood friends Dan, he did I can't

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remember what do I think He gotcaught for shoplifting or something, but he
had to wear an ankle monitor forlike a year and a half and oh,
do you take it off? Andhe couldn't. He could never take
it off. So there was arash around this showers he had. He
had to take showers with it.It was very itchy. Oh, I
mean it became part of him.But we his family lived on some big

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property. Yeah, And so whatthey did is they just bought like like
two one hundred foot extension cords becauseyou needed to have the thing. There
needs to be like there's your anklemonitor, and then there's a transmitter like
somewhere in the house that needs tobe constantly plugged in. Oh, so
they would move that. Yeah,And so what they would do is they
would just hook that up to likea two hundred foot extension cord and take
it way out into the field sothey could rot dirt box or whatever.

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I mean, why not. Yougotta get creative with things like that.
Yeah, and it worked because assoon that thing was unplugged though, you
know, if it was unplugged acertain amount of time, who really,
Oh yeah, wow, we shouldget notified. Mess around. But you
know he couldn't Yeah, he wason house arrest, so he couldn't leave.
I don't know what this guy situationwas, but maybe maybe it was
something where he couldn't leave the stateor something that. All right, I'll

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just drive down the road. A'shardware, I get the stake and care
of it. Well, there yougo. Coming up in a few minutes.
More tickets to three Days Grace andChavelle. Actually one more pair of
tickets today. That's it. Actually, we're gonna do that at nine thirty
this morning. I keep screwing thatup because comedian Drew Lynch is going to
be in the studio. Yeah,seven thirty, he'll be in nine thirty,
will do the three Days Grace andJavelle tickets. Hang on, you're

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Drew and Laura's Dog of the Week. There's a video that's going viral

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and I feel like we need moreof this where a cop pulled somebody over.
The guy seemed to be in distressand he actually asked the cop for
a hug. Oh, and thecops like, sure, man, I'll
hug you. That's so sweet.Instead of tasting him in the neck,
he gave him nice you just gotit. It sucks, sure, huh

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please yeah ah, and then heplaced him under arrest, so like,
hands behind your back. But videosonline, we need more, we need
more of that more. No,and like there was no hesitation. It
wasn't like what a huge he wasjust like, yeah, come here.
But I've seen some videos where somebodylike just takes a step forward to like
explain something to an officer and theofficer with his hands kind of tucked under

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his little vest and how they dothat, and he goes, hey,
stand back, don't get any closerto me, you know, like they
instantly kind of get tough. Sure, And it was nice to see this
guy be a little gentle yeah tosomebody who needed it. So sweet moment.
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nine the brew dot Com. AllRight, comedian Drew Lynch Funny Guy Man
is gonna be at Helium Comedy Clubthis weekend, but we'll be in studio
with us coming up around seven thirtythis morning. Listen to that. It's
standard. Drimin Lare on one Ofive nine the Brew Happy Friday coming up

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in about an hour half an hour. Comedian Drew Lynch should be in studio.
He's gonna be at Helium Comedy Clubthis weekend. Nice. If you
haven't seen Drew Lynch Drew Lynch before, here's a little little sample. I
envy dudes who are tall way.He's really funny. His special on YouTube
is called short King. Oh yeah, because he's uh, he wasn't gifted

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in the height department. No,I guess you say, he's just like
he's shorter than our Drew. OurDrew was like five six fifty seven.
Yeah, it's this guy's like fivefour yeah. This guy Drew's five.
Drew Lynch is five four yeah.And anyway, his specialist court is called
short King. And this isn't youknow talking about that. I envy dudes
who are taller than their chick.I really do, because if the mood
strikes and things get hot and heavy, you can just pick her up and

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take her to the bed, notme, I have to ask. Oh,
it was so spontaneous, Hey babe, do you want to go to
the bedroom? Why? I willtell you when we get there. It's
not sex, and I promise it'sa surprise. Oh, I'm naked for

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a different thing. Don't worry aboutit. When that doesn't work, I
talked to her like she's a dogbefore bedtime. Let's go to bed.
Come on, we're going to bed. Come on, let's go to bed.
Come on, we're going to bed. Come on. Hey, hey,
let's go. We're go to bed. Hey, let's go. Hey,
come on, Hey, we're goingto sex. Come on, let's
go to sex. Come on,we're going to sex. Come on,
we're going to sex with me.Hey, come on, hey, put

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it down. Put that down.We're going to sex. I'm going to
sex without you. Come on,let's go to sex. Hey, we're
going to sex. Where's your toy? I gotta get her toy. Who's
sex? That's awesome, Drew Lynch. We'll be in studio here in about
thirty minutes, all right. Anew survey found that forty four percent of

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adults would eat breakfast breakfast more oftenif you're we're pizza, if pizza on
the menu, they would definitely breakfastmore often. I mean, yeah,
I was just talking about this tosomeone yesterday. If if the option was
there, I would eat pizza forevery meal, A pizza so much?

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And breakfast pizza hello? Yes?Please? When I went to New York
for a couple of days with mybuddy, I you know, because I
was like, I don't want amI ever going to get a New York
Slice? I had it was therefor three days. I had it for
breakfast, lunch, and dinner fromthe entire three Why not? Oh boy,
was I just annihilating bathrooms on theEast Coast's worth it? But yeah,
it was way worth it. Youknow, the thin slice pepperoni New

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York slices is my favorite, sogood. Yeah. I would eat pizza
a lot more if it was justlike, you know, a thing,
because a lot of breakfast places don'teven have it on the menu. Sure
put it on there it Oh mygod, that's actually brilliant because how many
times have you had pizza the nightbefore and then you wake up and you
just grab a piece from the box, don't heat it up, eat your
pizza cold. If a restaurant didthat, yes, yeah, man,

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Like people would pay for that forsure, Like the night before, this
is the pizza we didn't sell lastnight. You want a cold slice for
a book? Yeah? Sign meup. Let's make it happen. When's
the last time you've seen a doctor, Laura, when's last time you went
to go primary care doctor or anything? Actually, when I go every year,
even if I don't necessarily need to, just you know, you check

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out my insurance premiums low. WellI knew. A new survey found a
shocking number of Americans haven't seen adoctor in five years. I can't say
that I'm surprised. I mean,if you don't have insurance or you're just
short on cash, like I believethat VISs not cheap, So if they
can't afford it, it's just ridiculouslyexpensive, right. For in ten Americans,

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forty one percent say they put offgoing to the doctor. This is
a survey of about two thousand USresidents. They found that being potentially unable
to afford their care was the topreason. Yeah. Fifty two percent of
people say that other reasons for avoidingtheir doctor include anxiety about personal procedures or
tests, yeah, makes sense,fear of receiving bad news or a serious

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diagnosis, yeah, And exhaustion fromparenting or care taking. That that other
one, though, the fear ofreceiving bad news, I kind of okay.
So I've been getting up a lotto p the last couple of nights,
yeah, like three or four times. Sometimes drinks a lot of water
during the day or I kind ofhave. And I've also been like like
I'll have like a beer at night, you know, okay, but to
the point where I feel like Ishould go see my doctor, but I

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know that I have to. He'sgonna have to go woo, He's gonna
feel check the prostate, which Idon't really want. And what if the
news is back, It only takesa second. I mean, it's never
a good feeling to get bad news. But also they can't fix it if
they don't know what it is orif it's there at all, So it
also isn't a good feeling. Twodigits deep, well, it's not been
feeling at all. Depending on whoyou are, people are much more concerned

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that they would wouldn't be able toafford their treatment this year compared to last
year's one PULL survey sixty six percentversus forty five percent. It's no joke.
I mean, just even walking inthe door to see someone before they
even diagnose you with anything costs money. They that maybe why nearly four and
ten, twenty six, twenty sixto thirty four year olds and thirty five

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to fifty four year olds have notbeen able to go to the doctor in
the past five years. I'd loveto know this morning, how long has
it been since you've seen the doctor? Yeah? Or dentists too, because
I feel like you talk to peopleall the time. We were like,
oh, yeah, I haven't beenin the dentist in ten years. Whow
eight six six, four four five, one oh five nine. You can
also shoot us a text message onour Lazy Boy text line at nine eight

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nine seven. I do remember whenDrew and I got a call from that
one guy who had a hernia forlike seven years. We finally convinced him
to go to the doctor. Yeah, and he got it taken care of.
He got it taken care of.Yes, you know, it was
at least seven years for him.She's over. He's seven years living with
that. He kept pushing it backin. No, how much better does

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he feel now? Yeah? Youshould be calling us and thinking us every
morning. I should be waiting gettingChristmas cards from this Christmas cards in July
even I should be in cards andfree beer and the perion. Uh.
Let's see, forty three percent ofblack Americans polled reporting reported doing so as
well, conducted by one poll onbehalf of patient point. Their survey also

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revealed that more people have felt anxiousbefore going to the doctor's appointment this year
than last year. Yeah, therewas some one time I was so nervous
about going to the doctor because theytold me everything's fine, right, like
I didn't have cancer, but theysaid, what you've gotten your lung could
be lung cancer, it could besomething ill sure, which like I appreciate
the transparency, but also now I'mjust going to be freaking out for the

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next three weeks. So yeah,it was like a week and a half,
two weeks, almost two weeks thatit was either it was either lung
cancer or something called sarcoidosis, whichyou said there was a small chance it
was sarcoidosis, and so I likeit was so sketched out. I wasn't
paying attention to the parking spots orlike where my car was at right,
it's so stressed out, I couldn'tfind my car and ended up being sarcoidosis.

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So it's great. I had anodule in my lung It was removed.
It was no big deal. Butyou know, like for like a
week and a half, I wastripping. So the anxiety I get but
again and like the anxiety sucks.But also it's like, what if it
would have been lung cancer and youjust had gone untiagnosed and untreated, you
know, it would have ended upbeing way worse. So at the end
of the day, going to getit checked out always the better option,

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I said, kept saying to myself, if I get lung cancer after never
smoking in my life, I'm gonnaI'm cooking meth in the desert. And
RV's like, Walter, right,why not, I'm going full b It
does happen. I've seen it happento friends of mine, So it's crazy
bodies, They're crazy. Yeah,all right, your texts coming up in
a few minutes. How long hasit been since you've seen the doctor?
Has it been five years? Hasit been ten years? Yeah? You

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know, has have you not seena doctor in your entire adult life?
Yeah? Maybe you don't trust himor whatever. Eight six six four four
five one five Laura, Nice Yo, Happy Friday. It's Tanner Jowin Laura

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warned where we got faces for radio? This is why we do this.
Yes, let me do this.And now they're just plastered all over the

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internet, all over the internet atone of five nine bre though, if
you want to find it. Wewere supposed to have comedian Drew Lynch in
the studio. I'm super butt hurtright now. It's true, it's true.
I'm very hurt. Yeah, I'mvery but hurt. Tense tense in
here. Why it should be tense. I'm not mad at you, guys.
He was swinging his shirt over hishead like I thought he was going

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to turn into the incredible Hulk.I hate that when I get a little
air to irritated, like everyone inhere goes, oh, don't scare me.
Yeah, I mocked you. Okay, I appreciate that. It brings
me right about that right back downto earth. But you know, I
get frustrated, and it's okay,Laura, that's okay to be frustrated.
The comedian Drew Lynch is supposed tobe in here, and I don't know

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what happened. There was some sortof confusion, but he's not in here.
Miscommunication. There's said that he's afifteen minutes away, but we're gonna
be off doing other things by then, and we got Goldberg Jones stuff to
do. Yeah, call him fromGoldberg Jones coming. I really wanted to
talk to Dre though, because he'sreally funny and he's gonna be the healing
this weekend. So Portland dot HeliumComedy dot com is the website. I'm

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kind of a short guy, though, You're not that sort. You're not.
You're not a short king. Idon't think you'd be described as a
short king. You're just an averageking. You know, you're more of
a jester. I think, ohthat all makes sense though. Yeah,
so all right, well it wasworth a shot. I think they're calling
myself made. You got any jokes? Anyway? We got some new movies

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in theaters this weekend. The nunIs in theaters this weekend. I guess
this is like a spinoff from whatdoes this spinoff from? Well, it's
the Nune two. So there wasa Nun one. I'm actually going to
see that movie tonight. Really yeah, I have not seen the first one
i've I've, but I'm going tosee none too well. On Ron Tomatoes,

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here we go. Are you ready? No? Probably not? Are
you sure you want to go seethat movie tonight? Nine percent? It's
a little bit better than that,but it's sitting at fifty two percent.
That's pretty good for better than half. You're the only person alive who was
dealt with something like this. Thechurch would like you to investigate, find
out what it wants and where it'sgoing. Now, I'm sorry, I

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can't do it, can't a word. You don't know what happened at St.
Carter. I was lucky to makeit out a lot. You're right,
I don't know what's your face backnow, but didn't anyway. Blah
blah blah bla blah blah. Idon't know what you're right now. On
Ron Tomatoes, let you know howit is. We like what you're doing,
but can you do it like SeanConnery my big fat to Greek wedding
threes and theaters till day God?Why do we need a third one?

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I don't know, but that onthe Tomatoes and Rotten Tomatoes has a twenty
six percent Holy crap, and alsoin theaters is what is this called?
I don't know what that anyway,it looks terrible. So bar we will
probably win the box office again thishonestly, it probably will. It probably

(28:14):
will. Bacon and Beer twenty seven. We are super stoked. It's coming
up September twenty second at Gilgamesh Brewingand say, loo at beef Water.
How excited are you for Bacon andBeer twenty seven. I'm pumpkin spiced honestly
feeling really good about it. Soeverything seems to be falling into place.
Yea. The place has been veryeasy to work with Gilgamesh, fantastic folks.

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And I'm not just saying that,like it's been very easy through this
time. Usually these things give mean ulcer. Right now, it's September
twenty second at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem, the campus location. Everyone who shows
up gets free bacon and you couldwalk away with a free trip to Vegas
to see Awakening. At the win. We also have a ton of prices
to give avoid tons of concert tickets, and we're asking for this is the

(29:00):
big thing we really want to pushthis time is the food donations. Yes,
because food and security in this stateis insane. This year they were
telling us about a casey. It'slike, it's one of the worst it's
ever been. Yeah, it is. It's we're at record need. And
what's happening is, you know,obviously everything's getting more expensive, as we
all know that, and so peopleare accessing these things that haven't typically accessed

(29:23):
them in the past. So nowthe demand is it was already tight,
now it's super tight. So theysay an Oregon, at one in ten
neighbors and one in eight kids experiencedfood and security. The food Shiero responds
to this songer by distributing some tenmillion meals each year, assisting more than
forty five thousand neighbors fifteen thousand childreneach month. Yeah. Wow, it's

(29:44):
insane. And to everybody that cameto the last bacon and beer and brought
all that, all the canned goodsdown, first of all, thank you
again. Second of all, whenwe dropped that stuff off, fully impressed,
they're like, how long did ittake you guys to do this?
So what we did it this morning? And they were just blown away.
We just did in one morning.So we raised a little under eight hundred
pounds of food. I think itwas like seven hundred and seventy six pounds
of food at the last Bacon andBeer. I think we can top a

(30:06):
thousand pounds of food easily. Iwould see it. I'd be stoked if
we topped fifteen hundred pounds of food. Yeah, and then that's all gonna
stay right there in Salem as well. So we're gonna take care of the
Salem. Yeah. It's not likewe're gonna take them food from Salem and
bring them back to Portland. Allthat food is going to help out the
people of Salem. Correct, Soplease come on down if you can bring
three cans of food to get intobacon and Beer. Unless you're struggling yourself.

(30:27):
We're not going to turn anybody awayfrom bacon and beer, right,
but we're asking if you can bringdown three or more cans of food or
some non perishable food items to getYeah. I mean, next time you
hit up Freddy's, they got thosecases of cans that are just really only
a couple of bucks. True,And once you get to Gilgamesh Brewing,
make sure you get yourself the David'schair. This isn't an actual chair.

(30:48):
This is a drink. This,Yeah, it's a drink that provides chairs,
right, so pros it's the GilgameshBrewing David's Chair. HEFE proceeds from
the sales of David's Chair. HEFEwill benefit David's Chair, who's mission is
to enrich the lives of mobility impairedpeople with independence and freedom by empowering them
to engage in outdoor activities that theywere previously unable to do. So these
are like four wheel drive wheelchairs.Like it's like they're like off road.

(31:12):
Even better, they're like have tanktreads on them basically, So that's yeah,
so you can go basically anywhere.That's awesome. Yeah, you can
go hide critic. Yeah, Iwant that. One of my cousins got
got injured in the war and hegot one of these chairs recently because he's
an avid hunter. So they workedit out to where so he's got a

(31:33):
trailer for it and he can takethat thing out into the woods and you
can take him on the beach,you can take them out, you know,
out of the city. Yeah,because well, why should you stop
doing the things you love just because? Yeah, So it's been through Something
Right. Proceeds from the sale David'schair will benefit people who need it the
most. Those chairs and aside frompurchasing David's chair, hefea bacon and beer.

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There will be a QR code postedat the event, So if you
don't want to buy the drink,you just want to help out, scan
the QR code to help out thepeople who need it the most. It's
awesome. Let's go to Syrian Stevewho bought you brought like a truckload of
canned food to the last bacon andbeer. Syrian Steve. Oh yes,
sir, Yes, sir, Idid, and I'd like to do that
again. But I'd like to seeif I can bring it to the studio

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instead because I'll be on vacation.Unfortunately I can't make it. It's fine,
you know we can. We canhave it delivered on your behalf.
Yeah, I think we could workthat out. Yeah. Perfect. That's
very nice to Syrian Steve to dothat. Yeah, yeah, that'll be
that'd be awesome. And I'd liketo bring another trunk full and sort of
people in need and trying to helpall as much as we can. Brother,

(32:36):
let's do it. Uh, We'retrying to at least get a thousand
pounds of food. Let's let's cleara thousand pounds of food this bacon and
beer. September twenty second. Thankyou, Sirian Steve. We'll work it
out with you. Off the air. Let's go to line two. Hi,
it's Tandar Drew in morning. It'swhat I just have a stroke close
enough. It's Tan and Drew andLaura, good morning, Good morning.
My question was are you going todeliver it to the Marine Canny Polks food

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Share or to a local bank,because the food share actually takes it to
the main distributation, which is Ibelieve up in Portland, and then doles
it out. I only know thisfrom volunteering there before beef water. It
is going to the Polk County.I'm trying to pull up the email and

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I apologize that I can't do itfast enough. But be fast at your
job, Casey, we will clarify. I will give me two minutes.
I've done both where you can actuallyfind some of the local banks and they
take food there as well. Yeah, we're going to make sure that the
food goes to the people of Salem. We're making sure of that okay,

(33:45):
sounds gap, Thank you hip,see you later. Seal it by so
At September twenty seconds, Gilgamesh Brewingand Salem. Everyone shows up, gets
free bacon and you could walk awaywith that free trip to Las Vegas.
Come get no our brew News updatepowered by Adventis to Health Portland and no
HSU Health partner. Here's Laura,this is big news. Yesterday, Danny

(34:09):
Masterson has finally been sentenced, monthsafter he was convicted on two rape counts
to thirty years behind bars. Ofcourse he started in that seventy show.
He was sentenced yesterday to thirty yearsto life. I was really being found
guilty on two of his three counts. Surprised to see such a I mean,
listen, guilty, guilty, youknow you're guilty, You're guilty.

(34:30):
But thirty years to life, Iwas like, wow, that's that?
Is that a lot? I feellike that's a lot for rape. I
feel like it is a big sentence. I mean, Bill Cosby's walking the
streets, yeah, which don't evenget the hell's going on we started,
But yeah, thirty thirty years tolife. It's a pretty. It's a
it's a pretty, it's a prettypretty serious sentence. So see you later

(34:57):
by I have fun in prison,Danny Masterson. More than two hundred rescuers
are beginning the effort to free anAmerican scientist who's trapped in a cave more
than three thousand feet down. Adoctor's believe Mark Dickey can be brought out
slowly either today or tomorrow, andactually they're planning on going through with it
today if they can. He wasdown there mapping the cave in southern Turkey

(35:21):
when he suffered gastro intestinal bleeding lastweekend and he wasn't able to come out
on his own, so he wasjust stuck down there. But he stuck
in a cave and he got diarrhea. He's like, I can't think of
anything worse. He is getting better, but they say he is going to
need a lot of assistance getting out. So good luck to them there,
and Packy will no longer be sellingtheir viral one chip challenge. Have you

(35:45):
tried that? Tanning? I havenot tried the one ship challenge? Goldberg
Jone Colin from Goldberg Jones in here. Have you ever tried the Spicy one
ship Challenge? I have never donethis? You've never done that? Well,
that's too bad. None of uswill ever be able to because they're
pulling it from the shelves after ateenager in Massachusetts died after doing it,
and his family thinks that that wasthe cause. It's sold as a single

(36:07):
chip. It's made with two ofthe spiciest peppers on the planets. I've
seen videos of people doing it andthe reactions range from either extreme. But
I guess Packy decided not willing torisk it anymore, so they have pulled
it from that's going to be likea temporary thing, you know, once
they're like get you know, doan investigation. Well there's like there's labels

(36:29):
on the box being like this isreally spicy, this could end poorly whatever,
but they people just like haven't beenpaying attention to the warning labels,
so they've decided just chip back andkill you. It's no joke. It's
no joke, not like it takeoff of the hot ones kind of.
I think maybe it existed beforehand.I thought it was a Doritos thing.
I thought like Doritos did it,because it does it's it's not it's not

(36:51):
Doritos, but it does kind oflook like a Dorito's chip. And it
comes in like a little box exactly. Yeah, those aren't on the shelves
right now anyway, Thank you,Laura. One of those stories at one
to five nine and the brew dotCom. All right, coming up next
free free legal advice. This isnormally super expensive stuff, but today you

(37:12):
are getting it for free. We'vegot calling for from Goldberg Jones in the
studio. How are you, myfriend? I'm great, good senior here
like you're sure looking? Look atthem all away? Yeah, yeah,
I'll let him go a summer yetYeah, no, no, no,
it's not officially over till it's over. So we were If you've got questions
about divorce or custody, maybe you'rethinking about divorce, and listen, we're

(37:32):
not promoting divorce. We're not like, yeah, divorce is awesome, free,
you know, free yourself or whatever. It sucks, right right,
it sucks. Nobody wants to doit. But you know, the truth
is, what is it sixty percentof the marriage of marriages into divorce.
It's got to be at least atleast that it happens. Maybe you're going
through it, maybe you're thinking aboutit, maybe you're facing a custody battle.

(37:53):
If you have a question about divorceor custody. Now's the time to
call. Eight six six four fourfive, one oh five nine is the
phone number. It's Freedom Friday andcalled from calling from Goldberg. Jones is
going to answer your questions. It'sTandar Drew on Mura on one h five
nine to brew Happy Friend. You'reawaking up with Tanner, Drew and Laura

(38:14):
want to chime in? Text Tanner, Drew and Laura anytime on the Lazy
Boy text line at ninety eight nineseven, Get off, Get off all
right real quick. We were supposedto have comedian Drew Drew Lynch on the
show around seven thirty. You know, he's at Helium Comedy Club this weekend
Portland dot Helium Comedy dot com fortickets. But there I guess some some

(38:37):
miscommunication. Uh, he just couldn'tmake it in time, so he's coming
in at nine thirty this morning insteadof cool. Okay, So Drewie,
he actually called me on this onmy cell phone because you know, I
went in there. I was allsad about it, though, Yeah,
bummed, frustrated and bummed that thecomedian wasn't here and we really wanted to
talk to him. He's hilarious.I think he's funny. Yeah, and

(38:58):
uh, and there's nothing. Andso he actually called my phone and said,
hey, it's it's Drew Lynch.I just wanted to say sorry,
I feel bad. I can comein later. And I was like,
that's really nice to do the guy, yeah, because not everybody would do
that. Most comedians wouldn't care.It was just right off the radio show,
like, oh I missed it whatever. Yeah, but he called back
immediately called Colin from Jones. Youwere already were comedian, you were scheduled

(39:21):
bring that funny stuff in. Well, you're the reason I couldn't. I
couldn't reschedule. I was like,no, I got someone else important coming
in nice, I can't to rescheduleduring Colin sime. And also you were
scheduled before him, Colin. Ohyeah, priorities get off right right.
Yeah. So anyway, Drew Lynchnine thirty this morning, make sure listen
for that in studio with this rightnow. You heard him. His name's

(39:42):
Colin from Goldberg Jones and it's timefor another Freedom Friday. If you have
questions about divorce or custody, nowis it time to call because this is
free advice eight six six four fourfive one h five nine the phone number.
Colin actually has a list here he'sgoing to share with us the most

(40:02):
expensive divorces ever. Yeah, gotsome, got some expensive divorces prior to
that. Just as an appetizer tothat. I did this. This is
soft stats because I did some researchon the internet. Yeah, apparently not
everything is completely accurate, you believeit or not. Not everything on the
internet. Real these are pretty close. So you're like, the median duration

(40:22):
of your first marriage, what doyou think how long is your JEU?
Well, I feel like mine isbringing it down. Yeah, mine was
four four years, and our duringour four year anniversary, we were actually
going through the divorce already, soI don't know if you can really even
count it as a full They evenhad a divorce party, Colin, Like,

(40:42):
that's how we announced it friends.Yeah, so progressive, that's very
we read it. We had atoast and everything. We're like, hey,
everybody, we brought you here todayto tell you that we're getting divorce.
Chip. You're the people that don'tneed attorneys yet exactly. Yeah,
that's doing it the right real simple, that's good. That's figure. So
her divorce didn't cost that much money, which would you spend total? I

(41:04):
don't know however, much it coststo just like file the paperwork. A
couple hundred bucks. Not bad,not bad, bad at all. So
before we get to the list ofmost expensive divorces, I did get a
couple of talkbacks from people asking somequestions and some text messages. Here is
the first talk back from this morning. Call. Yeah, hey, brew
crewe quite a quick question for youfor the legal team. If your child

(41:24):
turns eighteen weather still in high school. I was told that you need to
still pay child support but doesn't haveto go to the mom orkind of actually
go to the child now because she'sturned eighteen because the mom doesn't manage money
well. He just been moo hisdaughter after this, because the mom doesn't
manage money well, and I wantto make sure that the daughter's taking care

(41:46):
of So let me know on thatone. Are you allowed to do that
calling? Yeah? So in Oregon, So every state is a little bit
different. So in Oregon, thischild attending School statue basically provides the child
supports should be paid to the whenthey turn eighteen. Between eighteen and twenty
one, yeah, if they attendschool, good academic standing, things of
that nature. Certainly in high school, obviously he still in school. It

(42:08):
should be paid directly to the child, and it's good cause can be shown
otherwise. However, most courts sayif the child is still in high school
living with the other parent, stillpay it to the parent. Once the
child graduates then and like moves outand starts doing things on the road,
and even if they don't move out, if they're graduated, that's when I
would say, at that point,switch direction. Start paying the child directly

(42:30):
because it's the child's money and theyare an adult. Okay, So what
happens when the mom isn't happy withthat arrangement? She says, no,
you still have to pay me,too bad. That's as well. The
statute says should be paid directly tothe child unless good cause can be shown.
So, okay, I'm the wifeand I'm mad that you just told
me that No, you're not you'repaying me, you son of a bitch.
Your response is, I'm going topay the child and you can go

(42:52):
back to court and try to filean enforcement proceeding, which she should.
She has to go to the courtand say, hey, he's not paying
me my money. The court looksVetterans says, well, this is not
your money. This is an adultchild's money for college on trade school.
What if I threw a shoe,would that change anything? No? You
know, I wear a heavy maskwhenever around X is well kind of shoe

(43:13):
we talking like the croc or highheel or something. Yeah, yeah,
all right, that's a good questionthat you know, because I didn't know
it all the time, and andand a lot of our clients who are
paying child sport feel so much betterif they know that the child is getting
the money to lecture. Yeah,even if it's going for beer money.
Right, that's where, yeah,where it went for me. I started

(43:34):
at the University of Washington, andyou know, that was my my beer
money. But I figured it outpretty quickly because you can't, you know,
keep stay in school on exactly totaldrinking beer. Yeah, that's that's
good to know. That is verygood to know. Eight six six four
four five one oh five. Nine'sthe phone number. You can also shoot
us a text message on our LazyBoy text line at nine eight one nine
seven if you've got questions about divorceor custody. So Colin We've got a

(43:58):
list here of of what some ofthe most expensive divorces got some most expensive.
So to answer that the it's morethan four years. As far as
the medi the median first year isseven point eight years. For well the
first is that what they called theseven year rich? Yeah, exactly,
Marilyn monrose on. So that's prettygood that you know this. And then

(44:19):
the median that we are second marriage, what do you think that is?
Oh? I can't decide if it'sgoing to be way less because I feel
like once you get married and divorced, once I get I say less,
I'm gonna say less. I'm gonnasay it's three years. Seven point three.
Really don't quite learn. So whatabout what about the third one?
What about there is no third one? They stopped counting, they don't have

(44:43):
three. That's great. The funnyone is who's getting divorced? Professions with
the highest divorce rates. Oh,it's got to be I would think police
officers. I was gonna say firefighters, firefighters, lawyers. Maybe I just
the big jobs. I would think. Here, now this probably came out
of a state that's more you know, gambling oriented. Because dancers is the

(45:06):
number one it could be the statetoo. We've got we've got more exactly,
so I can see that bartenders thatmakes sense. Yeah, yeah,
you know yeah, massage therapists,right, yeah, well it's you know,
I don't want my girlfriend going offand exactly doing special rubs. Exactly.
It's a little indiment whatever. It'svery interesting. So this is the

(45:27):
giveaway that it probably came from aNevada or something. The third and fourth
are gaming cage workers, gaming cageone. All right. I don't know
if we have many of those aroundhere exactly. I got some of the
casinos around you. Yeah, butyou got entertainers, bell hoops, whatever
that is. Tell them they workat hotel yeah, because there yeah,
yeahs sense. Some cougar comes up. My husband's in marketing and he's in

(45:50):
New York right now. That don'thave any cash to tip you with.
But all I've got these, allright, and then wait staff and roofers,
roofers around it's really Sean Bridge,that's the first person. Yeah,
he's been married for a long time. Tough hours. So what do you
think the five least the least divorcerate is pastors boom, really, that's

(46:17):
one of them. Farmers farmers millinowhereand you can't get me. Yeah,
that's all I got. It's gotsomebody help me with the cattle agricultural engineers,
which is an odd one, butclergy, yes, okay, So
what are the what are the mostexpensive? Then? All right, so
actually you know what, let's alllet's take let's take a break, okay,
because we've got some people on thephone. Tease. Yeah, I

(46:39):
want to tease. I want totease people a little bit. We'll come
up with the most expensive. Alot of divorce is coming up in a
few minutes, and we actually you'dlike to know how much your divorce was,
Okay, And you know what,if you've got a shod custody issue
that you didn't like, they canlook at it. Goldberg Jones can look
at it and rework your case.That's what they did with my buddy.
My buddy got a really he justrushed his case and uh and I couldn't

(47:00):
see his kid that often. GoldbergJones looked at it, reviewed the case,
we worked and got a better deal. And I always sees this kid
all the time. That's great.How badasses? That more your calls and
text comments. You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura and Laura. All
right, it's Freedom Friday. We'vegot Colin from Goldberg Jones in the studio

(47:22):
answering your questions about divorce or custody. It sucks. Nobody wants to get
divorced. Nobody wants to have tofight over their kids, but it happens.
You know, sixty percent we foundsixty percent are somewhere around there of
marriages into divorce, which is crazy. So make sure you write this number
down. You might not need itnow, but maybe in the future.

(47:42):
One eight hundred divorce. That's oneeight hundred divorce. We have a list
here of the most expensive divorces ever, So if you're thinking about going through
a divorce, maybe you should listento this list first. Yeah, if
you are in this category, youmight want to think about it. The
most expensive divorce. Yeah, beforewe get to it, there's somebody somebody

(48:04):
wants to ask you, ask youa question. Sure, he's got it's
actually fat thor Oh, trouble inParadise. What's going on? Bro?
Oh dude, that's not me,it's my sister in law. Come on,
you guys, all right, askingfor a friend okay, okay,
good. My thing is this isthe big drama, and I'm going to
try to shortness as much as possible. And so, my sister in law's

(48:27):
married to a man. They're gettinga divorce. They have a house together.
But the weird thing is that theman his mom pays for his half,
and the mom is demanding my sisterin law will leave the house and
force a sale of the house.And so is that, like, can
she legally do that since her nameis not on the mortgage because she wants
to stay at the house. Yeah, the quick answers No. I mean,

(48:51):
if they're married, you look atthe title of the property, and
who member's on title has the ownershipof the house. And let's say they're
your sister on the husband, they'rethey're both untitled. They both have equal
rights to the house. Neither canyou. She can just squeeze her way
in because she wants to know,even if she pays for it. Yeah,
that's by your own house money poorlyspent. Yeah, yeah money.

(49:14):
Yeah, she shouldn't have been subsidizingbecause your son's a loser. Yeah,
your pain is mortgage. Well,where this is the even weirder part is
they couldn't stand each other, sothey actually both moved out of the house
and then put the husband's sister inthere, and she ruined the house and
then they had to fix the house. But now that the house is fixed,

(49:34):
my sister in law wants to justlive there permanently, and they're telling
her no. Yeah, well againit's it's it's a to matter the divorce.
The divorce will resolve it. Andthis matter who's untitled. But the
mother in law, she's not untitled. Regardless of what they pay. She
has no rights to force anything outof real in real estate law and or
divorce. So what can he like? What should he say verbally like?

(49:57):
Maybe not word for word, butwhat can you say that and just push
her to the side, make hergo you find the legal route. Tough
toenails, mom, Yeah, essentiallyto nails. That's a very large sponsor.
That's a very legal look at thatmight tough tone nails. Yeah,
all right, Well, hopefully Igave her the advice of just changing the
locks and giving a spare key tothe ex husband because his name's on the

(50:20):
mortgage, right is his name onthe title? Yeah? Okay, so
yeah, whomever's on the title,and that's the right side. You can
tell everybody to pound s and toughtoe nails, whatever the it on kick
rocks. Well, thank you somuch for converting my deals, and thank
God for freedom Fridays and the Breweverybody, thank you, Thank you,

(50:42):
Mary, thanks to appreciate your brother. Eight six six four four five one
h five nine is the phone numberperson's going to hold a few minutes,
hides Tanner, Drew and Laura goodmarn And well, I am going through
a divorce right now. Sorry,brother, Why what happened? Yeah?
Now it's after somebody cheat after nineteenyears. No, I didn't cheat,

(51:06):
No, no, no, no, no no. There were some issues
a long time ago, six yearsago where I was probably looking at things
online I shouldn't have been. Oh, but and then tried. Were you
like addicted trust after that? Yeah? So you were like you were addicted
to online adult content. I wouldn'tsay addicted. I just worked overseas for

(51:28):
a month at a time. Andwhat's wrong with that while we were overseas?
Well, you get some people don'tappreciate their partners looking at that kind
of stuff. Yeah, And Ican understand your position, and I got
it. But you're overseas, Imean all of a sudden. She yeah,
but I just feel like if itwas for a month and a half
and he's not cheating, maybe I'mcrazy? Am I crazy to think it's
all right to look at a littleadult content if you're overseas? And mary

(51:51):
happens all the time. It happensall the time. Have you seen people
get divorced for for something as smallas this? Oh? Yeah, it
happens all the time because people likewe're saying, I don't like it,
but it's it's fairly common behavior.Really. We were trying to work through
it, and then she decided topick up and move to Vegas and started
an only fans account. Yeah,and I was yeah, and I and

(52:14):
I just said, okay, we'redone anyways. But I was going to
say my first wedding, my firstmarriage. Yeah. That was about a
year and a half. Oh wow, Okay. I was stationed in the
nick up at would be Island andthe Navy, and she decided she was
going to rob the store and dosome stuff and get ten years. Whoa
marry somebody after just knowing him fora week, But like that's you gotta

(52:34):
get to know your we together fora while, okay, all right,
bro? Yeah no, no,no, it wasn't after a week.
But yeah, no, it's justI want to make sure I keep my
two dogs. You sound like aguy who gets married a lot. I
suggest you you write down one ofher divorced from men's number. Yeah,
because the next time it comes around, you're gonna need it. But how

(52:55):
does that work with well? Likeis that? Does it work like a
custody case? A lot of thetime people treat it like a Cussie issue,
and so we have a lot ofpet and custody cases, dog custy.
I've had some pretty serious dog cutcity cases because you're not taking doctor
kids. My dog is like mykids. Yeah. I got two Aussies

(53:15):
that are paired up pretty tight.Yeah right yeah. Can you imagine splitting
them off or like losing him inno way? No, no, what's
the worst like these? You haveto stay together? What's the worst case?
You saw two people going at atfighting over animals? Like how my
second year? Actually I told theguy, he said, well, how
much is this divorce gonna cost?I said, maybe fifteen hundred there's just
nothing to fight about. And twelvethousand dollars later eight months later, after

(53:38):
trial, you know he got thedog and and uh now at that point
I wasn't as much of a dogguy as am today. But I said,
he said we won, I willdid we did? We win?
And but he said we got hisdog. Yeah, you're the client.
We gott heared out. I getit, get it all right, thanks
to the call to he'll be helpedout. His dogs are important. Tough,

(54:00):
all right, Colin from Goldberg Jonesdivorce from men and you know they'll
hop play. He is out.Lad, he's out too. It's not
like you guys are just you don'tknow. We represent women everybody. Yeah.
So one of the most expensive divorces. Do you have the top five?
Are? Like, what do youhave here? I have the top
five? And then the most expensivecelebrity divorces. Okay, okay, we
want to start with first. Let'sdo the Normi's first, the Normies.

(54:22):
Yeah, Harold and Sue and hamthere. I think they're oil in the
in the oil industry. But fivepoint three billion dollars five that's how much
they paid the attorneys. No,that's the division. Okay, five point

(54:43):
a lot. That's a lot.Of money, how much? How much
an attorney? Attorney fees? Large? A couple million from Rupert and and
Anna Murdoch. Oh, yes,he's he's richest balls. I don't know
who these other people are, butthat was one point seven billion. The
others are kind of coming at onepoint two billion, eight hundred, throwing

(55:05):
around the numbers, realistic exactly,saying number so that crazy. It's much
easier to divide by two if youstill end up with five hundred million dollars
totally but the most expensive celebrity divorces, uh, topping the list as you
can now if you think back,he said, yeah, that makes sense.
Mel Gibson, which one which chillingRobin Gibson, the one he's with

(55:28):
forever? Okay, that's not thewoman he yelled out over the phone.
That's a different lady probably after whenhe's Yeah. So yeah, it makes
sense because he was making a buttloadof movies back in the day. Yeah,
he was the thing to till hewasn't. Right exactly four hundred and
twenty five million. So now we'regetting into something we can relate. Total

(55:50):
number two uh Schwartzenega two hundred andfifty to three hundred millions. Damn good.
I mean I would love to getmarried one of these guys and divorced.
It sounds like you're winning the lottery. Yeah. Yeah, well that's
why pre numbs exist. Well,and I had we had a client forty
four million, but they had aboutone hundred and sixty LLC's. It was

(56:13):
in businesses that were all over thestates, small. And I looked at
this and I said, this isgoing to be a mess. This is
gonna be super expense, just invaluation and figuring out that all the different
companies he had, they spent lessthan six thousand dollars. Now again,
when you have forty four million,you can say, hey, why don't
we just do it this way andyou just keep this much and I keep
this much. And so they're verycordial about it. They didn't turn it

(56:35):
into the show that it otherwise couldbe. But the number, they wouldn't
have done what I would have done, Yeah, which is raised. Hell,
I want that extra two millions.I want twenty two million. Michael
and one Eda Jordan. Number three, Oh, Michael Jordan, one hundred
and six most expensive divorce. Yeahwow, this is soft stats. Yeah,
off the internet. Number four,I ran out. Oh that's it.

(57:00):
That's all you need because it's justnumbers again, it's just numbers of
that's all you need to feel completelybroke. Collin from Goldberg Jones. You're
such a nice dude, and it'snot like you. It's not like here
someone who loves divorce. You've beenmarried for a long time, you're sellenty
eight years. You hate to seeit happen, but you know it's it's
part of life. It does happen, and you're gonna be able to have

(57:21):
people's back when it does happen tothem. You make sure they're not gonna
get steam rolled. You'll be ableto answer all the questions that that that
they have. And all I gottado is pick up the phone because the
first call is free. Correct,it's first call is free. It's not
fun, it's nobody wants to Nobodygets married to go through divorce. But
if it's gonna happen, you wantto make sure. The more information you
have, more cordial. It canbe the less attorney's fee, right,

(57:42):
you can spend, so just toeducate yourself. And these guys know dad's
all right, They they know dadsand we'll protect you, So call them
one hundred divorce. That's one eighthundred divorce. Thanks Colins. One of
five nine to brew. It's Portland'srock station. Tanner, Drew and Laura.
All right, coming up in afew minutes. You've got a bunch
of things going on this morning.Casey Beef Water Bays in here. He's
got another edition of What's the BeefWatching? You know, Casey's an old

(58:05):
soul, likes to watch old,old reruns of shows. Last week what
did you What did you do?Alf alf for Laura? Thanks Casey.
This week I put off my backabout it this week. I believe it's
one of my favorite shows from beinga kid from you know, from my
childhood. Well, that's good.I'm glad I picked a winner today.
Yeah, I was a big fanof the show. So what's the Beef
watching? Coming up in a fewminutes. Also comedian Drew Lynch. He

(58:25):
was actually supposed to be here likeat seven thirty this morning, but there
was I guess just as miscommunication withthe time. But he actually called me
on the phone and it was supernice. He was like, I'm so
sorry I missed the interview. Doyou still have time for me today and
I said, yeah, we canmake it work if you can make it
time, because I thought he washaving to do some television. Yeah,
because usually when when celebrities are intown, they have busy days of press

(58:47):
and just NonStop. I don't knowif they go to KGW or wherever they
go. But he said he couldbe here by nine thirty. Cool,
all right, So comedian Drew Lynchwill be on the show nine thirty this
morning. Coming up next though,Another keyword that could get you a trip
to our Ihearadi, a music festivalin Las Vegas, which is coming up
later on this month in Sin City. You got the Foo Fighters, thirty

(59:07):
Seconds to Mars, Fall Up Boy, Lenny Kravitz, and many many more.
Today's your last day to win,by the way, Holy crap.
Yeah, so get it. Thankyou for reminding me of that. Yeah,
today, he's the last day towin. Now, we're gonna get
your tickets to the show, airfareand the thousand dollars in cash, so
you can, you know, dosome gambling while you're in Vegas, get
some nice clothes or nice dinner orwhatever. Your next shot Twins coming up
right after Sex and Candy on theroof. It's Portland's rock station, one

(59:30):
of five nine the Broods, Tanner, Jo and Laura. Casey's just flabbergasted
here because I off the air waslike, we were talking about Godfather's Pizza,
and you know, I used tolove Godfather's Pizza, and I was
like, do I even have Godfather'sPizza anymore? I said, nay.
I thought they were all gone,nay, And then you get on your
Google machine and then next thing youknow, Yeah, but we've got nineteen
locations in town. Is this arethey still says are still open? They

(59:53):
say that they open at eleven am. We're gonna sometime, we're gonna solve
the mist at eleven o'clock. We'resolving the miss. Getting it's some Godfather's
pizza, dude. There they say, there's one in Tiger, there's one
in Twalaton. Trud sorry, troutDale is what I'm in. I was
gonna say, where where are allthese magical Godfather locations that you never see
when you're just But aren't they allin like old pizza hut? I don't

(01:00:13):
know. I think, you know, I think it's gonna be in somebody's
tool. Shit, it's gonna bein a tough shed in somebody's backyard.
Yeah, I'd be like, ohyeah, I'm known as the Godfathers when
I make a killer piece. Thisone says it's on Farmington Farmington Road in
Iloa. This Godfather's Pizza. Well, we're gonna have to figure it out.
I don't think I've ever eaten it. Godfathers. Oh man, it
was so good. I remember goingthere as a kid. It was so

(01:00:34):
good that in Pietro's I remember beingreally good. I remember patro Is being
top notch. Godfathers. I remembereating there a few times, but I
couldn't tell you right now if itwas good or bad. Oh, you
don't remember. I liked it.I enjoyed it a lot. I also
like crab. I also like crabpizza. You know, I enjoyed school.
It's pizza. Even if it's bad, it's kind of good. Well,
I mean that's a stretch lunchable pizza. I don't know about that.

(01:00:58):
You can't call that pizza cookie withMarinara. Hold on, let me,
let me let me stop, youknow you know what? And another thing?
All right, standard Jo and Laura, good morning, Hey, Yeah,
the Godfather's Ben tigered you right byyour house. Actually it's over the
Barrows Road. Albertson's right. Sheknows where you live. Out, don't

(01:01:20):
you out me? You might beyou might be getting served with papers here.
Come alright, I don't know me. I might have to go total
of some Godfather's pizza to night.Too far from you? All right ready,
thanks appreciate that. I don't knowwho that was. You knew where
I live. You know who youare? Strip by your house, bro,
Come on, I've been there severaltimes. Anyway, he drove by
it yesterday's seven ten. Coming uphere in just a few minutes, Casey

(01:01:45):
beef Water Bay is going to reviewWhat the Beef is Watching. He's an
old soul. He likes watching oldreruns of you know, Love Boat and
Freeze Company, things like that.We'll find out what it is this week
in less than ten minutes. Weare commercial free things. So lazy boy.
I'm one of five nine the Portlandtrack Station, one of five nine
the brew. It's Tanner, Drewand Laura got Casey beef Water banging here

(01:02:07):
with us this morning, and it'stime for another edition of What's the Beef
Watching? What's what's the beef,what's the what's the beef? Watching?
Love this? What's what's what's thewhat's up the beach sweater? Hey?
What's your card again? Maybe I'llbring one next time and I'll change like
mister Rogers, would I come inthere to do this? Yeah? Casey's

(01:02:29):
an old soul. Likes watching rerunsof old TV shows. He doesn't like
watching new new stuff. He doesn'tcare about succession. He doesn't care about
new episodes of what is it?Eighteen ninety two? Whatever that show is?
What was it the Yellow Stun prequel? Yeah? Whatever, that's all
good. I mean it's a Westernanyway, like nobody watches. Uh,
so, what are you watching thisweek? Beef? All right? This

(01:02:50):
week I was I was thinking aboutthe old T G I F Friday Night
lineup and love Yeah, I loveit. So. From October nineteen eighty
six, Perfect Strangers Season two,episode six, Babes in Babylon. So
Perfect Strangers is one of my favoriteshows. Man Balky and cousin Larry Larry
Appleton in the Big Time in Chicago. But yes, it was. It

(01:03:13):
was great. You had four episodesback to back, taking it from eight
to ten and then at ten o'clock, Barbara Walters and Hugh Downs. Let
you know your Friday was over.Yeah, twenty twenty started up a man
so yes, so we all italways started with Full House, then Family
Matters, and then two shows wouldlike always switch. Yeah yeah, Perfect
Strangers first because Family Matters was aspinoff of Perfect Strangers. Okay, so

(01:03:37):
you know there was a lot ofspinoff and going on in the TGIF world.
I did not know that. Actuallyeither, two of my favorite sitcoms
going up, and I did notknow that. Yeah, missus Winslow,
she worked with Balki and Larry atthe Wow. Okay, yeah, so
that's that's how they were doing universesway before Marvel. Yeah. Absolutely,

(01:03:57):
so we all know Perfect Strangers.Balki comes from his home and may post
to live with this cousin Larry inAmerica unannounced. I might add. He
literally just show up at Larry's doorand goes, hey, I live here
now. Yeah, and it's likea Chicago apartment, which can't be cheap.
No, I mean, we're big, unbelievable. So uh yeah.
Maybe one of the longest theme songsin TV history. It's a minute in
forty six seconds you get, youget every detail of the show before it

(01:04:20):
even starts. It's like a prequelbecause you see Balkis saying goodbye to his
family and you see them like hurtingsheets, were holding this sign that says
America or burst or bust. Becauseit bursts versus verse, it is burst
America verse adds to the charm.It's pretty good. But I just love
how that theme song just goes onfor days and days and then and then

(01:04:43):
it fades out and then it firesback up again. Yeah, it fades
him to like a boat, andthen he sees the Empire State Building and
the Statue of Liberty. It's like, man, they don't do that these
days for you. They don't.All right. So on this episode,
Larry wins a contest and he getsto choose whether he wants a new side
by side refrigerator or if they takea trip to Las Vegas. And Larry

(01:05:03):
says, I want the refrigerator.Balki says, hey, no, we're
going to Las Vegas. Except hesays Vegas. We're going to Vegas.
Uh, And so Larry says,all right, fine, we're gonna go
to Vegas. And everything's great.They take their flight. They get there,
but Larry's being a real wet blanketabout this whole situation, right.
He's there is no fun to behad on this trip, anyone. If

(01:05:25):
you if you didn't, if youwere born about a set of lips,
you'd be pretty upset to ye.And then and then Ulky even confronts him
back in the hotel room. He'slike, we should have just taken the
refrigerator, and Larry's like, well, it's a little late now. I's
like, well, yeah, wellso, because Balki just wants to go
and experience the casino, he wantsto end, but Larry's worried he's going
to turn into a degenerate gambler,right, so he's just stopping him every

(01:05:45):
step of the way. Balki wasalso hit on by an escort at the
bar. Larry steps in halfway throughthat conversation shuts that down too. Balki
is not allowed to have a goodtime in Vegas, and I don't understand
what the problem is. Probably theway he says it, it's annoying.
Yeah. Well he did it throughthe whole episode, every time it was
Vegas. So Larry is, likeI said, stopping him from from gambling

(01:06:10):
every step of the way. Hefinally makes his way to the casino and
everything that Balki touches win Jack Pott. He's winning money hand over fist and
Larry starts seeing this and goes,hey, man, how come I'm not
getting in on this action, andso he starts. But Larry's the ever
the loser. Everything he touches downthe drain man and he turns into a
maniac. He's he's he's selling hisstuff off. Jesus. Balky has to

(01:06:33):
take the chips that he has remaining, takes him up to the room and
he hides out and Larry comes inlike he literally wants to murder him,
and Larry takes Balky and shoves himup against the wall like yeah, it
got his cousin. Larry's right therein Vegas. Just craziness. Now,
is this where they shooting on locationor is this like a set? Oh,
it was definitely a set, okay, And that hotel room looked like

(01:06:55):
your grandma's bedroom from like eighty two, So they weren't on the strip then
no, they circus budget, right, so uh, you know, it's
just one of those crazy things whereso Larry loses all of his stuff.
He has sold everything he could possiblysell, including his plane ticket, their
tickets to go see Wayne Newton.I mean he was really being a jerk,

(01:07:17):
Yeah, on top of sucking allthe fun out of the room.
Then he goes and now it's Balky'sproblem. Now Balky has to buy a
plane ticket back to Chicago for him, because Balky was the responsible one who
allegedly was the idiot. Right.So you know, I don't know.
I really was put off by LarryAppleton in this episode. I didn't appreciate
his firm hand. I didn't appreciatehim trying to be be Balky's dad had

(01:07:41):
a gambling addiction that he didn't evenknow, he didn't even know about.
Yeah. So what was weird aboutthis episode though, is it just ends
They have a nice little talk.It's not the way that all these episodes
end, Like somebody gets knocked outand they never mentioned it. He talks
him out, talks him down fromthe ledge, everything is good, and
they kind of have that heart toheart moment where Larry says, I never
want to be on the inside ofa casino again, Like this is just

(01:08:01):
trouble for me. And and thenthe credits roll, So it doesn't tell
you how they got out of there. It doesn't tell you how they got
there. It seems like at somepoint, and like sit come writing,
they started realizing that if you connectthings together, people care a little bit
more. Yeah, you know,like those little storylines that connect on friends,
you know these things that started inthe first season and they still carry
on, Yeah, throughout the wholeshow. It's just like he could have
had a gambling problem, and thenand then the next the next episode starts

(01:08:25):
up. It's just a whole newthing. No discussion about there nearly nearly
getting killed in Vegas because Balki gothimself into some trouble because he reached in
and he grabbed the marble out ofthe roulette wheel and two pit bosses like
they were gonna doing it. Hedidn't know. So there it is.
That is un Perfect Strangers, Seasontwo, episode six. Check it out

(01:08:46):
there their Vegas vacation wait before NationalLampoon did it? Where can you stream
that? You can stream it onAmazon. Also, their offshoot Freebee has
it as well. Thank you verymuch, Casey wants to beep watching this
week. It's Perfect Stranger listen,listen to this. Let nothing you'll stop

(01:09:10):
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We've got one confirmation on that thisweek, yep. And we'll actually talk
to him on the show. Ithink the week of Bacon and Beer leading
up to it. Yeah, sothat should be great. And yeah,

(01:10:38):
we're still working on Terry. That'sbeen a little harder than we expected it
to be Terry Porter, but we'retrying to get him at the show.
Yeah, Bacon and Beer September twentysecond, Yeah, we'll see. We're
also doing a huge, huge fundraiserfor food at this Bacon and Beer,
right, Yeah, yeah, becausefood and security is a real problem.
It's huge, and especially over theholidays, which you think of it now,

(01:11:00):
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it, and it's going to bea struggle for a lot of people this
year. So you know, we'rejust trying to get some canned food together
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(01:11:20):
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we raised just under eight hundred poundsof food. I think at this
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Yeah, I think that's very doableand I think we can clear that.
And all that food is going togo to the people of Salem.

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(01:12:03):
bacon and Beer in Salem in studiowith us right now. We got him.
Where is he? There? Heis comedian Drew Land. Good morning,
good Yes, yes, you're onmy friends. Where's yeah? There
you go. I like I likeyour jackets, like old school eighties jacket
that didn't be so toasty in here. It's so not Portland in here.

(01:12:25):
I'm no. Yeah. Congress onthe Lions win. By the way,
Oh thank you. Yeah. Ican't really see in studio, but she's
been on a Lion sweater. Yeah. Nobody thought they would do it.
No one really did except Dan Gampbell. He thought he knew it. Did
you watch a game? I wason stage on stage, okay, so
I absolutely watched it. I didnot care about that crowd. No,
they were so nice. I don'treally watch either, but I was reading

(01:12:46):
yesterday that like it was it,forty four percent of Americans are planning on
gambling on the NFL this year.Yeah, man, is that you noble?
Drew does so normally we have anotherguy in here named Drew. He's
also very short. Hey, Idon't need to start off. I'm not.
I don't need to be insulting,man, I don't need to be
insulting. But he's not here today, so we're just replacing one of the
others. That's fine, that's fine. Uh, in honor of In honor

(01:13:09):
of short or Drew? How tallis? He's like five seven? Okay?
On a good I called that thedream. Yeah, I think five
seven in heels, but he saysfive. Yeah, I had a boy.
You let him wear heels? Inhere a lion sweater and the heels.
You guys, there's no dress coder. I watched your special last night.
It's on YouTube. It's called ShortKing, Yeah, and I loved
it. I watched. I couldonly get about thirty minutes and until I
had to go to bed. Butit was so damn funny. It's thirty

(01:13:31):
eight minutes. It seems like anhour and some long. Still long?
Come on, Oh which weight?Which one you talk about? You talk
about concust Short King? Oh,short King, Short King King? Oh
yeah, short Kings, Like Ithink like forty something minutes. It's good.
It's really good. I think youcould you could have stuck it out.
I mean, that's what kind ofI have to go to bed.
I get it because we'll give athree thirty early mornings. Yeah, but
I have normal life. What yousay, I said. I don't blame

(01:13:51):
you at all, Okay, Iwouldn't. I haven't seen it one bit.
Do you watch yourself? Like?Did you watch your special at all?
I mean once I know? No, No, I don't. I
didn't. I don't. I don't. It's hard to watch. It's hard
to watch your own like kind ofstuff, you know, especially when you're
just like as average as I am. I don't think you know, dude,
I got a clip right here youto average my ass. Yeah,

(01:14:12):
we were listening to a bunch ofit in the studio this morning. I
was laughing. It was great.I don't know if you want me to
play it. I mean, I'mgonna play Can I play it? I
mean, honestly, this is whatI plan to do with the shows too.
I'm gonna just bring up YouTube clipsshow and be like, here's how
good I was. You see thissome guy? Some guy watched a half
out he almost made it through thefull special, and listen to the clip

(01:14:33):
that I found. I envy dudeswho are taller than their chick I really
do, because if the mood strikesand things get hot and heavy, you
can just pick her up and takeher to the bed. Not me,
I have to ask. Oh,it was so spontaneous. Hey, babe,

(01:14:55):
do you want to go to thebedroom? Why? I will tell
you when we get there. It'snot sex, and I promise it's a
surprise. Oh, I'm naked fora different thing. Don't worry about it.
Man. When that doesn't work,I talked to her like she's a
dog before bedtime. Let's go tobed. Come on, we're going to
bed her. Come on, let'sgo to bad. Come on, we're
going to bed. Come on.Hey, hey, let's go. We're

(01:15:16):
going to bed. Hey, let'sgo. Hey, come on, Hey,
we're going to sex. Come on, let's go to sex. Come
on, we're going to sex.Come on, we're going to sex with
me. Hey, come on,hey, put it down, put that
down. We're going to sex.I'm going to sex without you. Come
on, let's go to sex.Hey, we're going to sex. Where's
your toy? I gotta get hertoy. It was great, man,
it's a great special. You can'tsay the S word. Oh oh shoot,

(01:15:38):
we're live. Oh sorry, sorry, yeah, it's sorry. I
dumped it. Oh I dumped it. Okay, sorry guys. Radio the
mic broke or something and he saidthe S word. Yeah, sorry,
guys, it's okay. You're worried. It's no worries. It's so vulgar
man, guys. I do Ido remember the first time seeing you.
Not. I don't remember you cussingthat much. But then I remember last
night watching that specials like I heardsome heard some bombs with they're all craft

(01:16:00):
they were very crafty. You weren'tlike blue about it. No, no,
no, no, I'm not.I'm not. I'm not by any
means like I'm not by any meanslike a dirty or like a raunchy sort
of comic like. But I tryto. I try to. I think
I had. I think in thatlast special, I said I said the
F bomb one time and then youknow, yeah, I mean I came
from America's Got Talent and so whenyou try to you know that that got

(01:16:23):
the golden buzzer on America's Got Talent. Yeah yeah, so that yeah,
thanks, that was like eight yearsago. So it's crazy to think that,
you know, you kind of justgrow up a little bit with your
audience people, and so, youknow, things, things change, and
I think when you're introduced as someonewho's on like a family friendly show,
uh, it's probably best to notjust go up there and phil yeah yeah,

(01:16:45):
yeah, yeah. So I've neverI've always tried to navigate that line
between being honest but not being overtlyyou know. So is that really like
at the moment the career started totake off, as after America's Got Talent
fifteen, it was twenty fifteen,and it definitely helped. It was like
it was definitely a break because beforeI was just doing like colleges and and
and and you know, feature spotsaround clubs. Yeah, it was Stern.

(01:17:11):
Stern was the one of the judgesat the time. Yeah he was
still yeah, yeah, yeah hewas. He was great. And that
was the last season that they didit in New York because of Stern,
because he was in New York andhe didn't want to he didn't want to
travel, so they had it there. I'm not California Robins. Yeah,
I'm not doing that. I blamehim. I have the show moved there
too. Yeah. Yeah, soso they getting the Golden buzzer and then
after that things you started, likeI mean, you were already getting work,

(01:17:33):
but then I would assume it startedcoming a little quicker. Yeah.
Yeah. It was no longer inlike school cafeterias and stuff like they moved
me into and where people face youuh and uh yeah. But I would
say like most of the thing thatmost of most of the stuff that got

(01:17:56):
Bill as far as people coming tosee me, wasn't so much that.
I mean, that was a nicespring board, but it's really about what
you do afterwards. You know,it's about how you try to parlay that
into you know, what your nextplan is. And I think because of
the accessibility that social media plays andthe role that you have in controlling sort
of you know, your own yourown content distribution, that's actually been you

(01:18:19):
know, a huge resource and justan asset because you also have a podcast,
you do I Did I set herpodcast? Drew Drew Lynches, did
I set her podcast? You canfind it on YouTube? How like,
are you don't have to tell mehow much? But are you you seeing
like income from that? Yeah,it's about you know, one hundred and
fifty thousand a week or so.Yeah, I'm still to tell you,

(01:18:40):
but yeah, really said no,it's it's uh because it's that girl who's
who's kind of blowing up on YouTubeand TikTok. Her name's Bobby and she's
interviewing all these rappers. But this, yeah, she's really different. She
five, she was like dead paninterviews with big people like the owner of
the awesome Mavericks and stuff, andso she's seen her She's saying that she's

(01:19:02):
never made any money off these podcasts. And I wonder if that's true if
people can actually turn that into aI know Joe Rogan did, but yeah,
the people who aren't Joe Rogan.Yeah, I definitely think there was
a podcast boom a few years ago. And if if you have a certain
amount of people who listen, youknow, people read for ads and people
get you know, uh like branddeals and stuff like that. So yeah,

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there's definitely a way to monetize it. My podcast is still kind of
in its infinite sort of stage.So you don't have KFC tattooed on your
neck yet, no time, no, but it is on my back good
And but that was just a personalchoice. That wasn't just because she liked
the popcorn, because the drum sticks. Baby, Literally that's where it's at.
Biscuits. Yeah, dude, you'rereally funny. I recommend everyone go

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check out his special on YouTube.It's called short King. At least that's
the one that I watched. There'salso plenty more. I'm dying over here,
Drew, you know right, Imean this time and I'm back.
It's always around this time back,And you also have podcast that did I
set a podcast on the YouTube aswell. Helium is where he's going to
be this weekend? Is it twotonight too? Tomorrow? Yeah? I

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think all the I think all theshows are sold out except for Saturday's Mattenee.
We had a dude go our show. Yeah, Like, why do
you even come in here if they'reall sold out? I wanted to see
your face. Here is your voiceand sweet Detroit Lions shirt? Are you
from the Midwest? I am?I'm from Indianapolis? Okay, yeah,

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oh awesome. I'm exciting to seehow good the Lions are. I mean
there's black people thinking they're gonna goto the super Bowl first time. Yeah
didn't you didn't? Did you pickthe Lions for the super Bowl? Or
who do you pick? He didn'tpick the No, he has no faith
whatso out? Okay that's that?Yeah? Yeah the other Jews of Vikings
fans, so we got also ofMidwestern that's in the same division too.
Wow. Man, yeah it's alittle man. I was surprised to see

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that last night. I went wowbecause we were kind of joking on there,
like wouldn't it be funny if theLions won last night? And now
to win they were they were,I mean, they weren't favored, but
they themselves expect knew it. Yeah, they knew it. Yeah, I
love that about them. Yeah,it's all down here from here though,
right, it's not all right.Drew Lynch Portland dot Helium Comedy dot com

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is the website for tickets for thatshow that isn't sold out. You're hilarious,
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at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem, thefirst time we've ever been to Salem.
Yep, and I'm super stoked becausethe Mayor of Salem, Chris Hoy himself,
will be an attendance. Mister Mayor, Yes, and he's going to
name a street. Affict, we'regetting ahead of ourselves. We would love
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an alley named after us? Orlike a Casey court better than a better
than an alleyway Turny Tanner turn Pike. I don't know if that's even possible,
but you know, a Chief ofthe city would be nice. So
I could walk into a Carl's Juniorat any time and get a sandwich.
Oh that that'd be great. That'spart of the deal. But I would
just wear it around my neck allthe time so people would be forced to

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ask me what this is. Oh, it's just to have a key to
the city. A big deal.What do you got key to your house?
Lamb Chris Soy mayor Chris Sooy willbe in attendance of bacon and beer.
Everyone shows up gets free bacon.You could walk away with the free
trip to Vegas to see Awakening atthe Wind And we got a ton of
prizes to give away, lots ofconcert tickets, a bunch of other things.
Case he's going to be doing alot of crazy stuffs as a pumpkin

(01:24:40):
spice Slotte. Let's not leave outHigh Jinks and Tomfoolery both will be there.
All right. I think that's it, you guys. I think we
did it all today. Drew.How cool is Drew Lynch? The coolest?
Drew Lynch literally just left as wewere starting this segment. Yeah,
he gave me a piggyback ride tothe open. It's just crazy because you're
a lot taller than he is.But he is a really sweet guy.
Like I couldn't believe how because we'vehad him in here before, but it

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was a long time ago and Idon't remember, and neither did he.
He's like, I've never been inhere before, Yes, yours twenty eighteen.
Yeah, you sat right where Laurawas sitting because it was Laura wasn't
even on the show yet. Caseywouldn't work in here, Nope, it
was all pre dates me. Butyeah, he just kind of hung out
in the studio for like fifteen minutesafter that segment and was talking about his
writing process. Yeah, I wastalking about what he doesn't like at clubs,

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like you know, like a lotof people are heckling, and the
thing is now like on the onyoutubees and instagrams, it's just comedians talking
to the crowd. It's the crowdwork. That's what the algorithm wants.
Comedians in real life hate that stuffreally. Yeah. I guess the majority
of them, people like Matt Rif, who are really good at it.
Probably love it, Jimmy Pardo,but other people, most of them,
I guess, don't really like thecrowd work. Although that's what works on

(01:25:47):
the internet. The algorithm wants thatthat's got to be frustrating. But I
feel like like that just comes withthe territory. Like you know, you're
not going to get through a setwithout somebody, you know, interrupting you.
But he said that because of thislately, because of the last three
or four years, the way it'sbeen, people feel like emboldened. Is
that the word up? Yeah,they would just feel like charged up and

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they will smit the comedian sometimes.Or I would just have a whip like
Indiana Jones, and I would justcrack it periodically when somebody would do that
and just let him know that,yes, I could take your eye out
right here. I'm still doing.Have you ever been hitting the head with
one of those sm fifty eight microphonesthat will that will tell your face up?
Yeah? So I like, Ilike the comedians, just like I
have a microphone. It's a weapon. Try it, yeah. I mean

(01:26:30):
Cardi b she just threw it atsomebody. He clubbed clubs. Somebody written
the forehead and he was getting suit. By the way, Cardi b had
a has an arm like Tom Bradybecause she nailed that person with that microphone
from like ten feet away. Well, fifty cent missed his target, hit
a complete innocent bystander and split herforehead. Oh well, nice paycheck for

(01:26:51):
her. That dude. I wouldlet fifty cent split my forehead right now,
because I would take I would takehim for one hundred million dollars to
do it. Well, let mesend him a extra quick you do that?
Sure, okay, right now hewas around here. But anyway,
I thought that was cool if DrewLynch did just share those, like his
writing tips and what he doesn't likeabout, you know, people at the
shows, and yeah, stop screamingat concerts. He doesn't like it.

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Yeah, keep your mouth concerts,it's fine, but that common shows.
We're not paying to hear you,right, paying hear the person on the
stage. Which, by the way, he's just such a funny guy.
I think all the shows they said, we're sold out except for one tomorrow.
Yeah, so go get some Portlanddot Helium Comedy dot COM's website.
Teresa is in next. She's gotyour chance at a free trip to Vegas,

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