TD&L Full Show For Friday- Checking Out

On today's show we talked about the nasty things we found when checking into a hotel. We also talked to Big John about some restaurant revenge and we had another edition of "What's The Beef Watching?"

Episode Transcript

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What's happening. It is Friday,August twenty fifth, Tenner drawing Laura.
We are law. Thank you,fake studio audience. You can reach out
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record a quick thirty second message thatwill come right to the studio later.
Today, we got Rob Zombie tickets. He's gonna be a thous cooper at
the RV and Style Resorts Amphitheater inSeptember, which is creeping up. Man.
I can't freaking believe that it's aboutto be September, and then you

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know, Halloween's right around the corner, and then basically the year's over.
Yeah, it's we're on the homestretch now, the final lap. Yeah,
which is crazy because I feel likeit was just the kickoff to summer.
Laura's excited for Goth season. Iguess fall is goths, so every
season is goth season. It isswitched from my black summer clothes to my
black winter clothes. Yeah that works. So at seven thirty this morning,

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we will give away a pair oftickets to Zombie and Cooper with a fun
game of It happened in Florida,My God. On the way to work
this morning, that thunder was prettyincredible. Buda and how long it's been
going, you know? And itwas going like flash raw over my house,
so it was close. It's funny. This morning, I hear all

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this racket outside and I don't knowwhat the noise is, and I'm like,
what the hell. The neighbor's gota lot of nerve to be moving
stuff just early in the morning.It's four o'clock in the morning. What
are you bugging around a garbage can? Because it sounded like that. It
sounded like a garbage can. Atfirst, I thought it was somebody like
revving their truck. It sounded likea truck engine. And so I looked
outside it and see anything, andI'm like, what the hell. I
must be a neighbor moving a trashcan or something, even though trash day

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was Monday. Maybe he's having along night. He got done with a
project. Yeah, I know.And so then all of a sudden,
I saw a big flash and Iwent, I bet that was lightning.
And when I went outside, itwas, you know, giant tear drops
of rain, and I got soaksjust walking in my car. And then
it was just flashing all the wayto work. Yeah, just like it

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would light up the whole sky likethor was coming down. Yeah. First
I thought it was heat lightning becausethere was no rain at my house when
I left. And then like halfwayhere it started pouring. But in the
longevity of it and like it kepton going like it had that whole drive
part. And during that drive part, I could have been proactive and started,
like, you know, because I'vegot a barbecue tonight with for my

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kid's birthdays, and so I couldhave been proactive and like gone and got
the cushions, but I didn't.I waited for it to start pouring rain,
and like all of the like yousaid, those drops were so big.
It was soaking everything so fast thatI just ran. I put on
some tennis shoes in my underpants outthere in your underpants, and started grabbing
cushions. If you want to looklike a tweaker five am, underwear and

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shoes running around your back. Washaving his morning coffee. Neighbors getting really
weird this morning. Dude has lostit. Look at them over there.
So I got the cushions, butthey're pretty torch. So I didn't even
know about this thunderstorm that was goingto happen. And I saw scattered showers
in the forecast for early this morning. That's all I saw. But it's
not supposed to last. It doeslook like it'll be gone by eight am.
Yeah, and then it's gonna besunny and hot. Yeah. I

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had a m this morning. It'ssupposed to be sunny and seventy two.
I am praying for dry up becausewhen I was grabbing those cushions, you'd
step on the outdoor carpets. There'sthose nice rugs and they're just like slush
slush squish, and they'd take daysto dry on a fall day. So
yeah, it's all right. Itried to pick one up for during trash
bandits and I broke my broken grabber, broke a little my little grippers they

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triple and weight. Yeah, Soanyway, I be saved this morning because
the roads might be a little slickwith all the heat we've had lately.
Oil out there now a little bitof rain. Yeah, you know,
it's it's like an ice. It'slike an ice skating rink. So it
is. Be careful. Let's dothis no our brew news update powered by
Adventist Health Portland. They know HSUhealth partner. Here's well love him or

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hate him? Donald Trump now thefirst ex president to have his very own
mug shot. He surrendered at theFulton County Jail in Atlanta last night to
be booked on thirteen counts of attemptingto interfere with Georgia's election process in twenty
twenty. This was Trump's fourth indictmentthis year. He faces a total of
ninety one criminal counts. I thoughtthis was interesting though. As a part

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of the booking process, he gotto self report his height and weight.
He claims he is six three andtwo hundred and fifteen pounds. So I
saw that on the news. Iwas like, Oh, at least he's
healthy. He got to self reportstand on the scale, Bud, There's
no way I saw the mug shotlast night. They put it on TV.
When I was I was on mydrum set and I just looked up

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and I went, oh my god, it's like a character, like a
doctor Seusca. He looked like soI apparently there was a lot of talk
about if he should smile or evenlooking for Apparently they chose him and his
team chose to mean mug the camerato be defiant, you know. And
I got a weird feeling like it'sjust like, oh, that's a scary

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look. Like that's an intimidating look. It was very intimidating. And then
like I just you know, there'sninety one charges. It's a lot of
work to do. And he waschanging his legal team on the way there.
Yeah, on the way he changed, he got a new lawyer.
Like, man, yeah, they'vegot their work cut out for them for
sure. And then he posted apicture like he's tweeted out the image.
I believe he's the one. Ithink he's the first person who tweeted out

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the mug shot. Yeah, he'sI've heard he's already using it for fundraising.
It'll be on shirts by this afternoon, for sure. But you know,
he tweeted out the words are youknow on truth social he tweeted or
he socialled out. I don't knowwhat they call it over there. Yeah.
Yeah, but he said never surrender, Okay, like literally posting a
picture of him surrendering. Yeah,it wouldn't that be what that is.
That's not what I meant. Yeah, but you know, I'm leaving.

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I get what he's doing. He'syou know, yeah, he's just he's
firing the people up. Yeah,he's trying to get his army going ready
for an election. Price. Butif you want to see a mug shot,
if you haven't yet, one tofive nine the brew dot com,
check it out. From Orange toPink. Barbie is officially the highest grossing
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seventy five point four million at thedomestic box office, overtaking the Super Mario
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has also gross to one point threebillion globally and will soon surpass Mario.
Is the biggest worldwide release of theyear as well. I kind of like
I'm ready to bend. I likethat. Sorry. I hear on TikTok

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all the time, and it's it'scatchy I'm a tens on pollin akin.
I'll be wrapping that my house.I'm like, I'm a weird guy,
i am a son, and Iwill pull a cana. And finally,
depending on where you were in thePacific Northwest, you may have felt a
little rumble yesterday. A at fourpoint five magnitude earthquake struck off the coast
of Oregon yesterday afternoon. According tothe United States Geological Survey, the quake

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happened around three fifteen was about twohundred and thirty miles west of cous Bay.
Thankfully, there was no threat oftsunami and almost all is well.
All we were dodging disaster everywhere,A forest fires, lightning, earthquake,
Don't worry about it, It's fine. YEA, thank you, Laura.
Did you say more of those storiesat one of five nine the dot comic

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A professional, No, but youdid so. That's and now thru sports,
here's Drew Hello. Well. Withcollege football kicking off this weekend,
the odds favorites for who's gonna winthe Heisman or up And from what I'm

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looking at here, let's say CalebWilliams, who won the Heisman last year.
The quarterback at USC in the finalyear of the Pack twelve will be
the favorite, going in at fifteento four. And now bow Nicks,
the Ducks quarterback who had a billboardpainted on the side of a building,
did get his just licks and isat sixteen to one. I kind of

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would like to put a couple ofbones on bow because what a Cinderella run
that would be. And sixteen toone, I mean, it's as simple
as you put ten bucks down,you could win one hundred and sixty dollars
just a ten spot. If it'syour squad, it's always fun to get
on board. But bo Nicks,the best at Ducks quarterback, has been
ranked for the Heisman since, ofcourse Marcus Mariota. And if you want

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to get in on these games,of course they'll get going this weekend on
Saturday ranked games Navy and Notre Dame, and you'll see that Heisman candidate,
the number one contender at USC takeon San Jose State that's on the PAC
twelve network. Well that exists.I was looking at that on the TV
thinking, hmm, PAC twelve networkdoesn't seem like it. That seems like

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they're gonna be an open slot forsome sort of or TV shopping or something.
Somebody picks QVC or something like,very quick, there's the sports,
Thank you very much. I didplay the organ fight song, but to
make it fair, here's the Beaver'sfight song, you know, just to
okay, Yeah, give us alick of that. Balance it all out.
Yeah, I mean they're they're havinga tough go of it right now,
right, Yeah, which one doyou like more, Laura? Since

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this is probably the first time you'veheard them both? Oh yeah, I've
never heard either. I can't rememberwhat the first one sounded like, so
I'm gonna say beaves. The firstone's a banger. The second one sounds
like Beaverton High School. She's aduck fan. He went, he went
to the school. I do supportthat. I like the uniforms and the
color is better off the ducks.Yeah, and I like ducks better.
Well. I don't know. Beaversare kind of cool. They make damns,

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that's true. Ducks are I thinkducks are so cute. Like when
when I get property, you know, I want to pond like maybe man
made whatever or all natural. Idon't care. I just want to pond.
I just gonna poop all over it. Ponds are great, yeah,
but whatever I mean. But it'sespecially if it's in a natural natural are
grass, it takes care of itself. When I lived in Detroit, though,
I lived next to a pond,and there was a sidewalk like a

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little path that circled the thing,and it was covered and geese and oh
my god, nightmare and you couldsmell it all right. So it's hard
to pick between a duck and abeaver. But every time the beabs play,
I want him to win, justnot against the ducks. It's fair
enough. It's fair. Coming upnext, we're gonna talk to our friend

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Big John. Big John, whois one of our loyal listeners, always
shows up to our bacon and beersand and once our vents are over,
he's the guy who just hangs outfor an hour afterwards. Him nice guy.
He is going to be pulling aplane, I think this weekend,
attempting to because he's failed a handfultime I've been on I've been on scene
for that before, but he's he'sgot a strong workouting. We also need

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to ask Big John about when heshowed up to a date and I guess
some girl brought another guy and askedBig John to pay for both. Wait
what remember that. We'll talk aboutit after ace DC on the brew get
your voice heard using the talkback featureon the irt radio app downloaded for free,
and Santander Drew and Laura a message. Now you don't forgetting about an

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hour, we got tickets to RobZombie and Alice Cooper. Yes, we
will play it happened in Florida andFlorida, Florida for your chance to win.
When I was in Detroit, alot of people said Florida like Florida,
and I noticed people from New Yorksay Florida like an East coast thing,
and Florida. Go down to Florida, Florida. Yeah. Does everyone
have the same understanding we do thoughthat it's bonkers. Oh dude, like

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everyone in Michigan. That was likethe place to go. It was like
our California. It really is thevacation destination. And I don't understand it.
I don't know. This gets aquick flight. I think it's cheaper.
What does what does that say aboutthe people of Detroit there. I
don't see a problem here. Well, yeah, one of them. It's

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fine. We got on the phoneBig John on who is one of our
nicest listeners. I mean every timehe shows up to our Bacon and beers
or one of our events like trashbandits, the event will be over and
he'll stay and hang around just tochat and to help out, Like the
guy will be cleaning stuff up forus, like he's working for us.
Yes, yeah, he's a greatguy. He has stepped up and since

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we've gotten to know him, helpedus out with like security. You know,
when Tanya Harding showed up to baconand beer, he helped out with
security. Because he's a giant beastof a human and he's such a nice
guy that the first time we evermet him, I remember he showed up
with an upside down cake he hadbaked and he had a bacon and beer.
It's like, hey, thanks forthe cake. That's a different breed.
He's like a powerlifter, you know. He's one of these guys that

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likes to do like strongman competitions andlift heavy, heavy objects. He's tried
to lift the brew van and failed. He did pull it, Yeah,
he did pull it. And he'stried to pull a plane at the at
the plane poll a few times andfailed. And it well, I was
on I was there for one andit was a big plane. Yeah,
and I didn't it didn't get going. But I think I saw him pull

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a bus the other day. Didyou pull a school bus? Research?
So, with that said, pleasewelcome Big Jonavis Show. After we just
said he took some good things butfailed a lot. Yeah, I meant
a work in progress because we've seenthem lipped cars. But you know the
van's a heavy unit. How areyou, buddy? I'm doing good man.

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Uh, just training hard to pullthis airplane. This year, I
have better opportunities to train too.So how many times have you attempted to
pull the plane and how many timeshave you succeeded? This will be my
third time, and last year Igot to budge you a little bit,

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but yeah, no dice. ButI've changed up my training. So I've
been pulling a vehicle that ways twotimes heavier than the airplane. Oh wow,
in theory, this plane should beno problem. Yeah. How many
How many pounds is it? Thatwas about eighty six thousand pounds? Wow,

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that's a lot of weight. BecauseI you know, I was there
one time when you tried the planeand it didn't seem like it was gonna
do it, you know, Sothat's and I just thought it. Maybe
it was because there was another guywho was even bigger than John who didn't
move it. When I watched peopletry to lift these things or pull these
things, I'm always worried that they'regoing to crap their their intestines out right
or something. You know, John, is there Am I crazy? Or

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is there a possibility to get ahernia or like a yeah, what's the
tube could pop out? Yeah,just make sure you just go the doctroom
before. But also, you know, it's got to be close. I
think I think if anybody's going tohave that happen, it could be John
because I remember when he did theplane poll. I asked him what did

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you eat to get ready for this? And he said a whole pizza?
So that'll get you going. I'mtrying to pull that plane one. You
know what though, if he poopshis pants but also gets the plane to
move, then worth it and heearned it? Yeah, earned it well,
big John. That's coming up actuallySeptember sixteenth. You're gonna be pulling

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the plane or attempting to pull theplane where mcdonville Evergreen museum. All right,
that's where the water park is andall this airplanes on buildings. Yes,
yeah, all right, Well goodluck Big John. We'll we'll definitely
have a camera out there and youknow, hopefully you win, because if
you fail, it's gonna be areally embarrassing video. It's gonna be vil

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Also something that I wanted to talkto Big John about because the guy is
so sweet, but I think he'sone of those guys who's too sweet and
sometimes gets taken advantage of. Johnis in the dating pool right now.
He's on the you know, he'slooking for love like us all. But
you know what sucks. It's justthe worst. It really does suck.
But you're were coming up on boyfriendgetting seasoned. John. This is the
time of the year where the girlsstart to you know, buckled. Do

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you need a snuggle buddy for thecolder months called coffing seasoning? Wow,
that sounds so brutal, But weneed somebody for We need somebody to you
know, make our couple's costume withsomebody to buy us Christmas and Valentine's Day
gifts and then when the warmer monthscome get out. I can't tell you
how many relationships I have had startin this time, you know, so,

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Big John, you're coming up oncoffing season, so that's good.
But Big John apparently went on adate with somebody, and sometimes he gets
catfished, which is brutal. Yeah, but he went on a date with
somebody who did show up this timewas who she said she was apparently,
but she brought a guy. WhatYeah, she brought a guy. And
they asked me to pay for thewhole meal. And that couldn't have been

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their opening line though, right,like, how how do you? Yeah?
Was that before or after you ate? That was before we ate?
And even so was standing there.So you're telling me that they told you
this and you still went along withit. You didn't just get up right
then and walk out. So Isaid, excuse me, let me go

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to the bathroom. Went to thebathroom, and the waitress was staying at
the table as I was going down, and she's like, hey, let
them order everything and just sneak outthe back exit and they'll get the bill.
Is that what you do they ordered? Yeah? Yes, Hey back
to nice John. Move that isthat is right, Big John. I'm

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so proud of you. Yeah,not only did you you get them back,
but you stuck them with probably whata seventy five bill? Maybe?
Yeah? I mean, where'd yougo? Where was this found out?
It was? It was down inBend? So I know what's the restaurant?
Was it like an Olive Garden orlike a Benegs fancier? I can't
remember the name of it. Likewhat was a price point? It was

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kind of pricey and it was aboutthree. Ye was like, go ahead,
get dessert, get to the Audacitya lot. So did you?
So obviously you didn't know that thisguy was coming. Was it like a
polyamory type of situation or like,what what was the deal? It was

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just you know, I met heron Tinder and didn't say anything about polyamory
or anything, and I just,uh, you know, if I was
just going to be a nice littledate and I'm like, oh cool,
you know, my luck's turning aroundin crap? Oh man? What a
punk man? And she didn't mentionanything in the tender about a guy or

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a boyfriend, nothing like that.Nope. They just said they were hungry
when they showed up the Audacity.Get away with that. Yeah, I'm
so happy that you did that,Big John did she reach out to you
afterwards? Yeah, she tried toand that block your That's right, Big
John, for the gangster move,dude, block worse, Big John.

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All right, my friend, goodluck on the plane pool. I am
rooting for you now more than everafter that story. Dude, get that
thing moving September sixteenth. I'm lookingforward to it and we'll make sure to
have some video online at one offive nine dot com. Thanks Big John,
sounds good, Thank you. Allright, we'll see one of five
nine to brew. It's Portland's rockstation. Tanner True and Laura. In

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the last segment, we were talkingto Big John, one of our favorite
listeners. Really sweet guy. Alwaysshows up to our bacon and beers and
helps out clean up and all thatstuff. He's going to be pulling a
plane at the Special Olympics coming upSeptember sixteenth, and it's at that water
park in Wilsonville, right. Youknow when you're on your way out to
the coast, you always see thoseplanes on top of the buildings. Yeah,

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it's right there in the back behindthe building. That's a big old
party. Yeah. And Syrian Steveheard us talking to him and he's on
the phone now heard his story aboutBig John going out on the dates with
somebody and the girl showed up withanother guy and then asked Big John to
pay for her and him awful andso Big John. The waitress apparently heard

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that, and the waitress came toBig John and just said, hey,
rack up that bill and then sneakout the back. And apparently they racked
up with three hundred dollars bill andBig John just slipped smoke bomb. Pretty
awesome, pretty badass move. It'slike pretending to laugh at their jokes.
Good morning Syrian, Steve By,Good morning Friday, brow, Happy Friday,
Fappy Friday. This is this isSteve, big John's number one fan.

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Yea, it was not great,you know, charging up three hundred
dollar bill and then just slipping outthe back. It's a bold move.
Yeah, I'm not gonna buy youand your stupid boyfriend dinner. What is
that? Yeah? But I'll tellyou what I think I have an idea.
Maybe we'll see if we can geta fundraiser going on for Big John
to train for next year. You'realready given up on him, like he

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hasn't been done years. Make itsound he's gonna fail this time. Well,
no, no, he's not gonnafail him. Man, he's he's
good. He's good because find overmany you know what I mean. But
I think he needs professional training iswhat he needs. Okay, feed kids
and get them school supplies, orlet's get big Johnson trainings. We can
pull a plane. Let's see ifwe're gonna have to prioritize our charity.

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Hey, I already did my deeds. Man already did with the school supplies.
We're good, you're a good man. But you can support his special
Olympics is what it supports when hedoes that plane poll. As a matter
of fact, he's going to sendus a link to the charity and we'll
post it on our website here lateron this morning at one of five nine
the brew dot com and on allour socials at twe of five nine the
Brew Syrian. Steve, you area gentleman and a scholar, and you

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have a great Friday. I hopeyou get drunken face down in your backyard.
Amen. Amen to that, brother. Yeah, just make sure you
have a little breeze spot as alittle breeze hole. You'll be fine.
No, I think I think thatkids are well enough there they love me
enough to just you know, kindof flip me on my side, just

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roll them over. Every good familyright there, you keep them close.
Every great weekend, Steve. Youare listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura.
Now here's what's trending. A lotof great stuff on the website today.
If you're bored at work and youwant to kill some time till the
end of the day, you canenjoy your weekend. Check it out one

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of five nine to brun dot com, you can see our spycam live stream.
We are streaming video right now onthe internet and we also have daily
clips posted one to five nine.To brew dot com, you can watch
the show in real time as ithappens. Yeah, and some far it's
been going really well. I've beenenjoying the video feeds. Yeah, yeah,
excuse me. I'm just waiting forthat moment where you got that big

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red ZiT dead center of the noseand that camera doesn't turn off when that
happens, Yes, days will come. One of five nine dot com is
the website. You can also seeour dog of the week and hear our
Donkey Show podcast, which is theshow after the show, and you can
also see the clips of the Who'sthe A Hole? From this week.
Yeah, a lot of good stuffat one of five ninebru dot com bing

(24:21):
Bang Coming up next, we actuallyhave another Who's the A Hole? So
many of them? Okay, Imean, jeez, they're they're all over
the place these days. So whatthey do? I saw one at an
eyehop the other day, for God'ssame, and that should be a place
of happiness. I mean, sausagelinks and syrup in the same place.
Could you be angry when you're aboutto get pancakes and sausage links. I've
never fought when I had waffles infront of me, So anyway, well,

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yeah, we'll get to all that, all right, sounds good.
I can't wait. Why do yousound sarcastic when you say that, like
you don't want to go there,Like you think it's all gonna be stupid.
Once we finally get on, it'sgonna be great. It's gonna be
great. That's all. One offive nine The Broods, Tanner, Drew
and Laura streaming video in real timeonline that one of five nine the bru

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dot Com. In the last segment, we played audio for another addition of
who's the ahole? Played audio oflike a rapper who was hired to perform
in somebody's backyard. Yeah, andyou know, it was pretty loud,
and I didn't hear the music,but I guess he was saying the N
word and you know, curseing abit. I can't do that. So
there was a woman who just kindof I don't know if she picked her
head over the fence because you can'tsee her, you just hear her,

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or she stuck her head out herwindow, but she was like, what
the f is going on? Whyis it? Why is it so loud?
And the rapper was just kind ofcavalier about it, just kind of
brushed it off, was making jokesand didn't seem to care. So the
question is, who's the ahole inthe situation? Is that the person who
was being loud, you know,and rapping and saying offensive things that maybe

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kids could hear. Or is itthe neighbor who kind of went over the
top and screamed at him from overthe fence, or she hit her Karen
button a little bit. Is itthe owner of the house who started the
party and didn't tell any of theneighbors that this was going to happen.
Yeah, ask for forgiveness, notpermission, not in this case. But
a lot of text messagers are comingin. They say, the lady over
the fence sounds like the a hole, the ladies, the ahole, the

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lady hell, the rappers, thea hole. Uh, this person says,
the person who started the parties thea hole. Right, He's very
split down the center here. Yeah. I think that the owner of the
house is a prime suspect here thatcould have really rounded the edges on this
with a warning and hey, let'sjust edit your end bombs out right.
Yeah, anyway, more of yourcalls and texts coming up, and we'll

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put the video online. Give melike five or six minutes and I'll have
it online at one five nine brewdot com. And now threw sports.
Here's Drew Well, the head ofSpanish football for the women who just won
the World Cup, says he willnot resign. He was being told yesterday

(26:56):
that he's going to be forced out, and he says it's not happening.
I'm in charge of the most successfultime in the history of Spanish soccer and
I'm not going anywhere. He saidit was a consensual kiss. That he
would liken to the same kind ofkiss he would give to one of his
own daughters, and that there wasnothing sexual about it, and that he
will not let the media or anyoneelse taint his opinion on the matter.

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Now he says, I may beforced out on Monday, but as of
today, he says, no dicearms crossed from the head of Spanish football.
That's soccer here, but you getit for them. Also, USC's
Caleb Williams is the favorite to winthe Heisman Trophy this year. You'll see
him in action this weekend. Moreon that in a second. But Bo
Nicks the Organ Ducks QB is onthe board and if you look at it,

(27:44):
that's fifth in line right now.So all it takes is a few
people to stumble or a couple ofcrazy games to get people talking about you,
and they'll have a good warm upwhen they start September two against Portland
State. No offense to the Vikings, but Oregon has not had a problem
there in the past. On topof that, you want to get your
popcorn ready early. Notre Dame takeson Navy tomorrow morning, and that is

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at eleven thirty on NBC and thenyou get that Pack twelve play One Last
Time kicks off USC and San JoseState. That came's on the PAC twelve
network. Well at lasts at fiveo'clock there's the sports. Thank hello very
much. All right? Coming upnext, we got some tickets to go
see Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper.Yep, the show's coming up September nineteenth

(28:27):
the RV in Style Resorts Amphitheater.That is the last place I saw Alice
Cooper when he opened up for MotleyCrue, and it was so dope.
He is such a good stage performer, So if you want to go see
him, so is Rob Zombie.For God's sakes, I mean, it's
like you don't even need to sayit. Whole thing's amazing. So if
you want tickets, we need callersten, eleven, and twelve. Right

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now, we're gonna read a coupleof news stories. They're all real,
but only one comes from Florida.You just have to point out which one
is which eight six six four fourfive one oh five nine. That's eight
six six four four five one ohfive nine. We will play that game
coming up after the Food Fighter's HappyFriday. It's Tandar, Drew, and
Lauren. Get your voice heard usingthe talk back feature on the iHeart Radio

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app downloaded for free, and sendTander, Drew and Laura a message.
Now, Oh my goodness, gracious, my child, we got a big
bacon and beer announcement coming up Mondaymorning at eight am. Find out when
and where the next bacon and beeris going to be and who's gonna be

(29:33):
there. Yep. I mean we'renot even all like done planning everything,
and it's already pretty awesome. We'retaping up nicely, going to a place
where you've never been and we've neverbeen before, to a town we've never
been before. So yeah, andif we honestly nobody shows up to this
bacon and beer, we're never doingit again, never come to the town
over again ever ever. So findout where the next bacon and beer is
gonna be. Maybe it's closer toyou, and this can be your first

(29:56):
one Monday morning at eight am.And to win, we got some ore,
you know, listen to the details. You're you're winning information, really
awesome information, exactly all the goods. Am I selling it too hard?
You know? I think it's aboutright, just perfect to pump it just
I don't want to oversell it,but I don't want to undersell it.
You got to soft tump this thingall right, right, soft let's do
this right. Got a couple oftalk back mass and Jess, we gotta

(30:22):
listen to I'm the only one Boomthat gets this song stuck in their head.
Let's sing it all day? Yeah, talk back trembling lifts and then
I change the words. I don'tknow what he says. I have no
idea. What does he say?Right there? I'm not shaky legs?
Are they lift? Shaky? Don'tjust stand you know it without even realizing

(30:45):
when you're with when you're with theguys singing it, it works here.
We got some talk tacks. Sothat story of the man old man throwing
some fries at his wife or whatever, that is hilarious and it reminds me
of Yeah, this story was fromyes about that. It wasn't he a
cop that threw a cheeseburger at hiswife? No? Is it? Just
like some guy at a restaurant hethrew McDonald's french fries at his wife's face

(31:07):
instead of his fist. He said, you want you want my fist or
you want these frogs his wife orwhatever. That is hilarious and it reminds
me of a story that that happenedwith me. Before I say it.
I don't condone violent domestic violence inany way, okay, but similar thing
happened to me. We went tothis burrito always a red flag. We'd
have to preface that first things.I don't condostic violence. Eighty percent of

(31:33):
the time. I'm out of thatdiscussion. Why I said, I don't
condone violent domestic violence in any way, but similar thing happened to me.
We went to this burrito house orwhatever, and my girls started talking smack
after we left, and I washolding her burrito that she didn't eat all
the way. Well, she startedwalking away and I turned her eyes said
don't forget your burrito, and Ithrew it at her. It's not very

(31:56):
nice. You don't throw burritos.And you know, it's just the way
he after And the thing I meandepends on how tight the rap was.
It could have come apart in me. I doubt they wrapped those things pretty
tight, but it was half Icould have hit the small of the bag.
Hey, what's up trees again?It's pure boy, which I just
heard you a little thing about howmany people have hooked up with co workers,

(32:19):
Like, Okay, it's this Peteboy calling Teresa. Who's on after
us? Okay, yesterday? Allright, mister Pube, Hey, what's
up trees again? It's pure boy, which I just heard you a little
thing about how many people have hookedup with co workers? Like, oh
my gosh, Hey, I wouldn'tsay at least fifty percent of the jobs
that I've worked out, I've hookedup with a co worker. A lot
of them were strip clubs or otherclubs, but still, but yeah,

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like, who doesn't hook up withco workers? Oh? Me, I
don't think I've ever hooked up witha coworker. Yeah, there was a
staff that came out at sixty onepercent of people have hooked up with co
workers. I'm one of them.I definitely have definitely dated one long term,
but not at every single job I'vehad. Put boy, But also,
you don't hop jobs every two weekslike he does. Yeah, I
mean you think about this guy's inand out. It's just easy here for

(33:05):
a week, dip the toe inthe pond. Fired, don't say in
and out. Hey, guys,this is John and Gresham. I just
want to say happy Happy Friday.Happy Friday. And you were talking about
misconnections yesterday and Laura, you shoulddefinitely do it because I did a crazulest
post way back when the personals werestill up and my wife and I are

(33:28):
still together after fourteen years. Itdoes work, do it? Do it?
Cheers? Hammered? What what isgetting hammered? Totally do it?
Thanks, cheers getting hammered. Somuch heat there? Good me too,

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buddy, this weekend, Me too, the right vibe. Yeah, Laura,
I think you should do a misconnections. I agree with that guy.
You should do a misconnection for that. She saw this guy at the bar
twice, and she and seen himin like a month and a half and
had a strong chin on him,very strong superhero like chin. And she
thought about putting a misconnection out andso we were saying, yes, you
should do it. Track him down, alright. It's not creepy at all.

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The love is just a click away. It's not creepy and doesn't come
off sadypathetically. Anyway. You've hada couple of drinks, the next time
you say, we're like, I'vebeen looking for you no. Really though,
if if a girl like you're apretty girl, and if a girl
like you did that to me andsaid, hey, I saw you at
a bar and I like saw thaton the misconnections, I'd be stoked.
Yeah, but I mean, I'mjust concerned that maybe he is like betrothed

(34:35):
or something, you know, Like, I don't want to be a he
did. I don't want to bethat girl who comes up. I guess
the guy did come into the barrocking flip flops, which is a huge
red flag for mom that it issecond time he was wearing flops and it
looks like he maybe just got done. I don't know golfing or see I
wear, so obviously it wasn't golfingand flops its huge, huge red flag.

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When I see flip flops, Iwear them. No, it's a
huge red fla It's been a redflag for many years. I didn't want
to say anything. Don't wear themto work though, And I very appreciate.
I appreciate that open toes at work. Yeah, it's only very business
reserved for I think myself. Yeah, ladies and men with great feet,
I listened. My feet are beautiful, and I know expose those bad boys
to the world. Give it tothem. It's like, Laura, if

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you're not paying for it, you'renot getting Oh I see, it's a
business move. Also, I'm veryembarrassed. So yeah, you should do
it, Laura, and maybe we'llhelp you write it. But we got
to do this in Florida. Infectedmonkeys, Florida. It's now time to
play. It happened in Florida.Seriously, what the is going on down

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there? Every one of these storiesyou're about to hear is real bing,
but only one comes from Florida.You just gotta tell us which ones which.
For the Rob Zombie and Alice Coopertickets, who wants to go first?
Drew? Sure it happened in Florida. This is tragic, but it's
quite the story a man after apolice sergeant hurled a picnic cooler at him

(36:04):
while he was riding away on anelectric scooter. But it's more than you'd
think it was. It was duringan undercover drug sale in which this guy
was selling drugs to a police officer, and when he realized that the that
it had all had gone down,he hopped on that scooter and he was
weaving in and out and so acop in plane clothes took a cooler and

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swung it out hit the guy,knocked him off, the cooler, off
the off the scooter, and hedied at the scene. Oh Dan,
Now the family of the drug dealer'stests the most embarrassing way really is.
You can't dodge a big red andwhite I mean, I'm gonnaetti if I'm
gonna die exactly, high end coolerdeaths only. But his wife now wants

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just as he has been suspended pendingan investigation. But you know, you
look at every cop show in thehistory of time. Do you just let
the scooter ride away? End ofepisode? No, you throw the cooler,
got the cooler. That's what theJohn mcclean's of the world do some
family next, you know, youcommandeer a car, you commandeer a cooler.
But the district attorney did say alldeaths are investigated, so don't jump

(37:07):
to conclusions about the officer, allright, Tanners, Yeah it happened in
Florida police to the Police Department saidthat officers responded to a bizarre incident where
a suspect intruder drank gasoline in afamily's garage. The home invasion occurred around
eleven thirty am. Suspect Christopher MichaelAbbott allegedly climbed into a window, rummaged

(37:28):
through the kitchen, and ate pizzaand chips while talking to himself normal behavior.
Police say that when they arrived,the suspect was in the homeowner's car
and the garage drinking gasoline out ofthe can that is on a level.
I saw the thumbnail. He justhad a big red, you know,
gasoline can, chugging it like itwas gatoring, filling up his fuel.

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Police took him in a custody andAbbott was given aid after he began to
vomit. Yeah, shot at halfa tanking him. A seventeen year old
girl actually hid from the intruder duringthe incident. His bail has been set
at twenty thousand dollars. Yeah.Wouldn't you be afraid to even cuff a
guy covered in gasoline like one sparkand we're all going up? Yeah,
I mean it's I would be lessworried about that because it evaporates pretty quickly.

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It's just not good for your skin, and if it gets my eyes
or the inside of your body thatis poured in your throat really not good,
Laura. Would you have it?Happened? In Florida? A man
wearing and I'm the reason the Beer'sAlways Gone t shirt was charged with you
guessed it a dui after deputy saidhe was driving almost three times over the

(38:37):
illegal limit. This deputy was conductingradar enforcement in the area caught an orange
pickup truck barreling past the patrol cargoing eighty nine in a forty five.
He caught up to him, pulledover. The driver of the truck later
identified it's forty one year old JamesRick's junior. He fled from the scene,

(39:00):
turned off his headlights, thought thatwould help him get away. Unfortunately
it did not. He was pulledover and charged with the slew of things
and also no surprise here, hedid have an open container darning. You
know, you look down at thatshirt and you're like, really today,
damn you thought that was a goodchoice. What story comes from Florida?

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Y'all, y'all, y'all, yaya ya. Go to Ashton and scappoos.
Good morning, Ashton, Good morning. What stories comes from Florida?
For the Rob Zombie and all Scoopertickets. I'm pretty sure it's Laura is

(39:46):
Laura's story from Florida. I'm thereason the bear is always gone. Yes
he's crying, all right, RobZombie for a long time. That's I'm
shaking right now, dude. Heputs on an amazing show. It's one

(40:07):
of the better shows that I've seen. I would say top ten concerts that
I've seen is Rob Zombie. AndI'm not even the hugest fan of his
music. I like the songs weplay in the radio, you know,
but it's on a good performance.I thought White Zombie was pretty dope,
but you know, live, it'sjust from start to finish. Live shows
can turn people into fans, youknow what I meant? All right,

(40:27):
Yeah, that's why I'm a hugebarber stressing fan. Now, second time
I've mentioned her today, what's myproblem? Hang on the real barber,
let's not talk about it. Veryvery beautiful voice. Yeah, what helps
you sleep? We have another chanceto tickets to one of five, nine
and brut No our brew news updatespowered by advent Is Health Portland and Ohsu
Health Partner. Here's Laura. WellNetflix. If you've been wondering how they're

(40:52):
doing, they're doing pretty good reporting. Strong sign up numbers despite their recent
crackdown on a password sharing. Theyreport nearly nearly twenty six percent drop in
subscribers in July over June, butJune set a record for sign ups,
leaning to a net gain in July. Netflix estimates estimates more than one hundred

(41:13):
million households were sharing passwords with friendsand family not living with them. That
could translate into fifty million new accountsfor Netflix. Yeah, I mean,
you cut my account mid season.I'm gonna pay for it, and I
got to finish the season. Ihad to. I had to do it
because you've been not happy years.Yeah, this is this is something you've
dodged long enough. I think it'sprobably time for you to join the ranks.

(41:37):
You know what finally got me Besidesthe lower thing, it's time for
you to stop letting your girlfriend useyour your Netflix account. You know what
I mean? Like, you're notgonna be watching Oranges and New Black with
your new boo. Not exactly theX is out. Yeah, it comes
to passwords. I agree. Earlierthis week, I was talking about how
on Taco Tuesday's Taco Bell is givingout free Doritos locos tacos until September fifth,

(42:00):
Well, Jack in the Box hasstepped up the game. They're giving
away two free tacos with any purchasestarting this week actually, and they're not
stopping. They say we're gonna givethese away until you run out of hot
sauce. And they specifically named Tacobell saying, yeah, we're having giving
away free tacos every Tuesday and TuesdayNight not till September fifth forever. Yeah,

(42:24):
that's actually what the promotion is calledTaco tues Night. So if you
want your free tacos after September fifth, Jack in the plock up Jack in
the Box place to go. Andfinally, what would you say is the
most overrated tourist attraction in Portland?Oh? I don't know in Portland.
I'm gonna hate to say it.Probably Oaks Park. Oaks Park, all

(42:46):
right, maybe I don't know.I don't know, but it is you
want I don't want to get ridof it. How dare I even say
that? Paddock Mansion the roller rink? How dare I've never been inside it?
Time I go up there? Right? Yeah, you go in like
three rooms. Okay, you're gonnahear this and be like, oh yeah,
Voodoo Donut ranked number one on USAToday's list of the most overrated tourist

(43:10):
traps in the world. Maltnomah Fallsranked twenty third, Pike Place Market in
Seattle ranked tenth, and The SpaceNeedle How Dare They ranked twenty seven.
I love the Space Needle and willuntil I die. Yeah, more on
those stories one of five nine brewdot com thank you very much. Yeah,
I mean, I you know,I think I've eaten Vodoo donuts once

(43:32):
in my entire life. They're fine. It's just I don't really want to
donut with a bubble doubble bubble onit. And beyond that, do you
want to wait twenty minutes in aqueue like you're at Disneyland last weekend When
we were downtown, the line wasobnoxious, right, and it was just
a random day. Yeah, butwhen you're a tourist in town, like,
oh, photo, do you gotit? Stops right, Let's get

(43:54):
the blunt. Let's eat a bigblunt. That is my that's actually my
favorite one I eat away. OhI we're talking about an actual blunt.
Also, yeah, that too.All right, what's the grossest thing you've
ever found in a hotel? Roomeight? Six six four four five one
oh five nine. Your call iscoming up after blur on the brow You're
a waking up with Tanner, Drewand Laura want to chime in text Tanner,

(44:19):
Drew and Laura anytime on the LazyBoy text line at ninety eight one
nine seven, Get off, Getoff. What is the grossest thing you
ever found in a hotel room?Oh, you walked in there and you're
expecting it to be nice and clean. Maybe the cleaning people hadn't come through

(44:39):
yet, or maybe you found ahair on the on the toilets, the
butt hair on the toilet seat,or I don't know, bedbugs or something.
I went to Disneylands, I thinkin March, and I stayed at
a budget hotel this time, likeit is a different time. I'm just
trying different things out, and youcan tell the different in quality as soon

(45:00):
as you walk in the door.As soon as I walked in, I
looked at the bed and went,oh, God, here we go.
And there was like a giant stainon the mattress. Oh that looked like
detergent, but also could have beencould have not been, It could have
been something else. If you promisedless than three homicides in each room,
so it's either the first or second. Yeah, it was either detergent or

(45:21):
oh some of that, so notyou know, a living specimen. Yeah,
definitely living possibly. Okay, SoI that was pretty gross. I
called the front desk right away andthey came and replaced the comforter or Yeah,
which is necessary. But I've heardof people they're going into they go
into a hotel room and they findall these bed you know, bedbugs.
Yeah, you gotta watch out forthat, because bedbugs do not discriminate.

(45:43):
It doesn't matter if it's a fivestar hotel. Yeah, yeah, we
were possible. We're at a reallynice hotel at a duck game and the
guy in the bed next to megot bedbugs. And the room looked as
clean as it could be. Youknow, look in and there was no
I didn't even go to a singletime all weekend. He came back with
the itchies. The reason we askwhat's the grossest thing you've ever found in

(46:04):
a hotel room? Is because threeArizona families have filed a lawsuit against the
New York New York and Las Vegas, saying that they were traumatized by a
live bat that was in their rooma live bat three year. But isn't
that like a just an incident,right, like the cleaning staff is that's
not on them? Yeah, next, that thing could have flown in.

(46:24):
Those casinos are huge, the lobbies, you know. Yeah, it's up
in the rafters for a week.You gotta go to the luxe or or
something that that pyramid one. Yeah, there's probably tons of where they make
new bats. The bat breeding crown. Yeah. The incident occurred in April
of last year when the Rucker familywas in Las Vegas for a volleyball tournament.

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According to the lawsuit, children fromtwo other families were also in the
room. The lawsuit reveals on themorning of April eleventh, Marcus Rucker found
a bat hanging on the curtains.He actually killed it and put the dead
bat and the well, oh whatyou just kill about? What do you
take a magazine? Just pop?No house fly? Probably an enemy territory.

(47:08):
He probably took, like Donald thephone receiver and took the beat the
thing over, call room service andget another room. What is that?
That bat probably didn't want to bein their ear. I'm less concerned about
him. Whoop that thing to deathand more concerned about why you would sue
them over it. Right, thatseems like a strange lawsuit. He reported

(47:30):
the did someone get rabies? Idon't. I don't think so. He
did report the incident to the hoteland then called the actual health department in
Las Vegas. He called the MaricopaCounty Health Department. Okay, right,
he's just trying to figure out hisoptions here. And he did this the
following day. According to the lawsuit, he was told to have the bat

(47:51):
tested. He was told to havethe bat tested for rabies and to get
treated for rabies exposure. Oh sohe must have got nick knack, Patty.
I don't, no. I thinkI think you're being overly cautious for
the lawsuit because you get more moneyif you get rabies. Yeah, it
will probably feel like you only getmoney if you get rabies, Like you're
having a bat in your hotel room. I feel like it's not grounds for

(48:13):
a lawsuit because if I wasn't hurt, I would kill the bat. If
I killed the bat, sorry,Laura, If I killed that bat,
I'm just gonna get rid of it. And we're going to the volleyball tournament.
That's why we're here, not tosuit the New York switch rooms or
like, I don't understand. Iguess you know. The Health Department told
him that he needed to collect thebat and then get tested. They were
being overly cautious of probably falling ascript. But he says that when he

(48:35):
called a hotel that he was toldthat the bat hadn't already been disposed of
for the lawsuit. As a result, his family and their guest had to
be treated for rabies. Nobody wasbit. They were just over being over
protective. Yeah, so you're Icould, well, let's get down to
the hospital. We got to getthis on paper. The lawsuit accuses the
New York New York of failing toprevent hotel guests from being exposed to diseases

(48:57):
such as rabies from animals, vermin, and pest. Okay, okay,
now they're asking for fifteen thousand anddamage. Not trying to be whatever,
But do you know what happens inVegas? All the things like then they
can't prevent you from getting diseases inLas Vegas. The place is a decision.
It is lost disease. Yeah,yeah, I don't know. It's
pretty much I feel that's ridiculous.This is why the slices are getting more

(49:20):
expensive downstairs at the New York NewYork. Yeah. Also, I can't
stand people who bring kids to Vegas. It's a It was a volleyball tournament,
so I get it, but thatI feel like that's a weird place
for when we went to Las Vegas, that place for a volleyball tournament,
they put you up at a hoteloff the strip. You know, I
never stayed on the strip. NewYork kids like that. Kids enter of

(49:42):
the kids don't like Vegas. There'snothing cool for them there. It is.
It's boring. It's and then youthink the parents who bring their kids
there, and I'm you know,like there's people just smoking weed, openly
doing crack on the street and you'rejust taking your eight year old strip.
Have you been on the New YorkNew York roller Coast. We're just gonna
say when we when we went,that's the only thing they did. They
carded in the soccer team. Wewalked into the New York New York did

(50:05):
the roller coaster. They put usback in a car and drove us back
off the strip. By the way, most rickety ass roller coaster you've ever
been on it. They could havetaken you to six Flags or Disneyland or
yeah, god forbid Oaks Park.Let's go to Dan. Good morning Dan.
What is the grossest thing you've everfound in a hotel room? So
I'll tell you what. We wereon a work trip. We staid at

(50:27):
this little hotel. The rooms wereseemed The room that my boss loving they
gave me was called the love room. And I'll tell you what. Nothing
gross was in there but my ownimagination. Yeah, the love room.
Yeah, did it have fil likea heart shaped bed or like? What
was? What was? What was? Yeah? No, no, it

(50:52):
wasn't. It didn't seem any lovelike. It should have been called a
love room. But the fact thatit could have been my boss pranking me,
I don't know. But uh,it's certainly, Jenna, it's some
disgusting thought, got it? Sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
probably a lot of It doesn't matterif it's not the love room. Dirty
things have happened in Absolutely that's whereyou got the ring worm. Yeah all

(51:12):
right. I make it a pointto sit butt naked on every sofa.
Cut It's called stamping. Yep,it's exactly leaving my mark like a dog
peeing on something. It's just likereturn addresses, pop. We appreciate it.
What is the grossest thing you've everfound in a hotel room? Shoot
us a text message at nine eightone ninety seven, or download the iHeartRadio

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app and send us a talk aboutand now thru Sports ears Drew Well.
Things are heating up. We're justa couple of weeks away from regular season
NFL football. And if you thoughtit's a big pump fake think again.
This weekend, all the action getsgoing. They've got the betting favorites for

(52:00):
who's gonna win the Heisman Trophy,and it's always nice to see somebody in
the state of Oregon on the list. Bo Nicks is the fifth favorite to
win it. Now. Caleb Williams, who won it last year at USC,
could do that again. Is heis Vegas's favorite? Shouldn't be able
to win that twice? I know, and there's very few people that have
ever done so, but they've gonedown as the greatest. I mean,

(52:22):
I suppose if you're really, really, really good and if you're still better
than everyone, but come on,like, you've got the Heisman and it's
brute it's pretty incredible. It couldbe so great for someone else. I
mean, Johnny Football was able todo drugs for like ten years straight after
he won one. Of course,if I were off for the Heisman the
second time, it'd be like,yo, give that to me. I

(52:43):
got two hands, handed over,big dog. Throw it to me like
Tom Brady did, right off theback of the boat exactly. But my
ass would drop it to the bottomof that leg. Has those hands he
does. Caleb Williams grunk, notgrunk, grunk. He was grunk that
day. Everybody was so grunk.Caleb Williams will have to face Oregon and

(53:04):
Oregon State though, and wouldn't itbe nice to just smear that smug look
right off his face one last time? Because I do blame UCLA and USC
for what happened to the PAC twelve. And while we get to chase them
over there and battle them for yearsago, we're fighting a fight for the
Beavers. At the same time.You get to see USC in action though
this weekend San Jose State and scthat's on the PAC twelve network five o'clock

(53:27):
tomorrow. It's going to feel likethe real deal. And finally, he
didn't hear it earlier, the headof Spanish football for the Ladies who just
want to Women's World Cup said hewill not step down even though he kissed
a player during the award ceremony.He said it was just emotion and then
it was consensual, and then hewill not be stepping down. I think
it should really be in the handsof the girl whose mouth he touched.

(53:47):
Right. Feel about the whole situation. You know, they're maybe they're not
as progressive as us, and theyhaven't exactly asked yet. There's your sports
all right coming up after a greenDay. We want to know what's the
grossest thing you've ever found in ahotel room? Eight six six, four
four five, one oh five nineYour calls and texts coming up after green
Day on the bread got something tosay? Shirt Send us a message anytime

(54:12):
using the talk back feature on theiHeart radio apps. Here way get up
with Tenner Druet Laura. We gota couple of talkbacks to play for you.
We want to know what's the grossestthing you've ever found in a hotel
room. In the last segment,we told a story about this family that's
suing the New York New York inVegas because they found the bat in their

(54:35):
hotel room, and the health departmentsthat they should get tested for rabies even
though nobody was bit. Yeah,and now they're demanding fifteen thousand dollars.
Pretty aggressive stuff. I don't know. To me, that's it's annoying.
But I wouldn't think like, well, I don't want to get in my
bed now, because it's not likeit's not like there's like a turret on
the floor, right and exactly,even if you were skeeved out by it,

(54:55):
like just have them switch your room, get a new room, hard,
call it a day. And whyare you why would you so if
you're so afraid of a bat,why'd you throw it in the stairwell to
infect everyone else? Are no betterplace to put it? Come on?
We got some talkback messages to theIhart anyway, Hey, brew, this
is Floyd from Minneapolis. The worstthing that we ever found, or I

(55:19):
found on choir tour. The choirlady went in and there was a big
purple dil though they gave her anew room. Yeah, good morning,
brew crew, So you can askmy wife about this. I'm cheap when
it comes to a hotel room though. I always thinking I'm getting to get
a good deal. But this lastweekend when we stayed in one, I

(55:42):
think I might change my mind afterthat, because it looked like there was
literally dead bodies dragged through the freakinghallways. I can't stand. That's the
dirty carpet in a hotel. Yeah, it's really nasty to me. Or
when you go to like a restaurantin the carpet's gnarly. Just you feel
like you can smell the carpet andyour feet see when you anytime, your
feet stick to it. No,I'm done with that place. It's like
these hotels decide. I know they'renot coming back, so we don't care.

(56:05):
Right, used condoms and bedbugs inthe same hotel? Oh, come
on, three separate rooms the hotelis that? Are you paid by the
hour? It sounds like out byfive? All right? So we got
some people on holds here kcyp waterbays in the studio. You ever find
anything gross on hotel? No,I've never found anything gross, But I've

(56:29):
stayed in some questionable locations. Yeah, I like some pretty stevy spots,
Like what's the lowest you've paid fora room? Like, oh man,
I went. I went to aconcert in Lake Tahoe, and I literally
went for the cheapest spot I couldfind because it was just me and a
buddy and we didn't care, likeand I sleep, yeah, I mean
it was probably sixty or seventy buckscheap. It was yep, And I
realized why, like it was yougot you go up, there's a vending

(56:52):
machine. Zero items in the vestanot a bag of friedas, right,
yeah. And I was just like, gosh, this is what we're influencing.
And then we checked into the roomonly one bed and we're like,
hey, man, the reservation wassupposed to be for two beds. And
you looked at me and he goes, no, it wasn't you know one
of those deals were you just everything'sgoing to be a fight for this six

(57:12):
the spoon in the little spoon casey. We ended up working it out and
getting we worked at it. Iwas a big spoon the first night,
on top of each other to keepeach other warm, exactly. It was.
It was a bro hug. That'sgood. I'm glad you got it
worked out. But typically small spoon, oh all right? Eight six six
four four five one h five nineis the phone number. What is the

(57:34):
grossest thing you've ever found in ahotel room? Tamp Oh left the hotel
just walk away from your own vehicle. Waite went in to use the bathroom,
looked down and there it was.Yeah, nasty. Did you call
the hotel and let them know,because sometimes they are very embarrassed and APOLOGI

(57:57):
and they take care of it.They did, and they did, and
they did give me a different room. They'd give you a couple of Continental
Breakfast items. You know, therewasn't even Continental breakfast in the first place.
I send them down to an army. It's like you guys got a
sweeten Yeah, yeah, I wantthe number two the sleeve bag. Hotel
just needed a sleep. I wasgonna say they should have calmed your bloody

(58:17):
marys after that one. Yeah,that's just not right. Oh, I'm
just getting in heaven, bloody youare. I got it, Laura,
I'm gonna vomits, Okay, Iwould expect that from KCP for the bed
your head, Laura Standard Drew andLaura, what's the grossest thing you found

(58:39):
in hotel room? I stay inhotels quite often, and I found fingernails
clipped fingernails, so that but nowant that at the foot of the bed,
just like Okay, I'm gonna seein the sheets, compromises everything.
Those could have been tonail clippings,which is even worse. I bet they
were. They're at the food.Yeah, it would make sense. But

(59:00):
what I like to do. WhatI like to do is when I stay
in hotel sometimes not all the time, very rarely. Actually I'm lying with
a take the sheets and blankets andsquish them up like a body, and
then tuck a sheet on top ofit so it looks like I've seen those
picks. Yeah, I've done itbefore. You've probably killed at least six

(59:20):
or seven hotel staff. Have ahearted back. But thanks to the brothers.
Got some text messages here on alazy boy text line checking this place
is gross. I'm leaving this textmessages from three zero eight eights. This

(59:43):
one says the worst, our mostdisgusting thing I found in a hotel room.
I was working in a motel doingcarpet cleaning. I found a stack
of British partal mags underneath one ofthe dressers, and I couldn't tell what
was in the partel mags because thepages were all stuck to get humidity to
be admitted. I'm sure they justgot wet with water. Oh my god,

(01:00:04):
bless you. Here we go,bless you. Normally sneezes like four
or five. So still is itgonna coming again? One more? Only
two that time? Wow? Wow? I usually do three or four times
normally. I know people aren't goingsneezing under pressure over her. Yeah,
I know. I'm allergic to growstories like this. I would, I
would understand. This one is fromforty sixty six. My daughter and I

(01:00:30):
recently stayed at a fairly cheap hotelon the coast. The old adage you
get what you pay for is verytrue. This place was awful and we
found a booker on one of thecomforters gross. The toilet was also not
clean, and there was trash onthe bathroom floor. Will never stay there
again. Yeah, whenever I haveto change a room, it's really hard

(01:00:50):
to come back from that. Like, I appreciate the room change, but
usually when you're that upset, you'renot coming back there anyway. This text
messages from twenty nine seventy eight.It says my wife and I stayed in
the cheap hotel in Tacoma, andas soon as we checked in, we
saw the door latched. The doorlatch was busted off the wall. Several
things in the bathroom were broken,including the sink, and there were spatters
of something on the wall that lookeda lot like dried blood. Oh man.

(01:01:14):
The hotel immediately upgraded us to adifferent room and apologized and said sorry
for the cleaning. The cleaning crewhadn't been hadn't been in yet there,
so it sounds like a murder.Yeah, sorry, you didn't get the
domestic violence package. Yeah, theyjust cleared the scene. We haven't gotten
in there yet to take haven't beenable to We just up the chalk line.

(01:01:34):
You're good. It's a very deadlyweakend. They're caught up in another
tragedy somewhere exactly. You can cleanimmediately. This text message is from three
zero eight eighth that says Laura's commentonly shows that she's feeling well with the
group. No, she's in thetrust. It's comfortable, she's comfortable.
What comment the body foul one?I mean, I would I would have

(01:01:57):
said that to strangers. I okay, it's weird that it makes me want
to drink at a brunt make itextra spicy. Yeah, okay, I'm
so dumb that I didn't even catchit right away. Your faces, like
I have some we just wouldn't thinkyou'd go there. Gross. All right,
well I did. Sixty five eightyfour on a Lazy Boy text line
says, the grossest thing I've everfound in the bathroom was poop on the

(01:02:19):
hotel. Sorry, was poop onthe bathroom wall. And an almost brand
new hotel on the coast. Well, you know you gotta break it in.
Yeah, and it sometimes you getsome bad, you know, clams
out there. I mean, that'sseafood. It's a bit of a crapop
on the wall trying to chat orthey said, I guess that is a
crap shoot six says the grossest thingI've ever found in a hotel was I

(01:02:42):
was working at a grocery store.I was cleaning up the bottle return area
and there was a used condom,used tampons, and then presumable broken toaster.
That has nothing to do with thetopic. You just wanted to mention
that time you found a condom grocerystore in the like in a bag of
empty cans or this was in thearea it could be the old school ones
where you had to throw them overyour shoulder. Yeah, just have to

(01:03:06):
do with the grossest thing I foundin a hotel was when I was at
a grocery store. I'm glad yougot it up your chest. Yeah.
The worst thing I ever found ina hotel room was tons of cockroaches.
Gross, I've ever found cockroaches.More of your calls and texts coming up

(01:03:28):
Portlands Rock Station one oh five nine, The Broods, Tanner, Drew and
Laura. So we want to knowwhat's the grossest thing you've ever found in
a hotel room? And we've heardsome pretty gross things. That guy said
he found a tampon and it wasin the garbage. Though, we're still
pretty gross, just in the properreceptacle. They just don't clean some of

(01:03:49):
these places. I'm actually so afraidof bedbugs that I downloaded a couple of
trips Agos probably, I don't know, a year or two ago. I
downloaded an app. It's like afluorescent light app and you can just scan
your bed and show other stuff too. Though it probably does because I've used
it each time and I see,you know, I'll see little fuzzies that
I didn't see. Yeah. Isit like when you have the astrology app,

(01:04:12):
you know, and you put itup in the sky and it shows
a little No. No. Butwhat I'm saying is like, does it
map the ground? No? No, no, it just it just it
just sends out a fluorescent light.Okay, that's all. Doesn't so you're
just like a black light. Belike we have a specimen over here.
No, No, don't want toknow. And that's really the thing.
There's man drip three feet of theleft on your nights ruined. No.

(01:04:38):
If I see stuff in there,I'm not getting in the bed nights.
My nights ruined. If I getbedbugs, Casey, you're and the next
day too, probably because no,they've never found any bedbugs. But I
always do that, you know,I always do it just in case,
because you know, there was thatoutbreak in Vegas just recently, and they
say that they don't get on everybody, because you know, I've been in
a room where I didn't get himin some and else didn't. I wonder

(01:05:00):
if it's like the scent that comesoff he's almost like mosquito that I mean,
full transparency, I've had bedbugs andthat's exactly what happened to me?
I was getting bit and I waslike, what are all these bites?
And my husband he was like,I don't I don't know, I have
nothing. And it was months untilwe finally saw one. So what do

(01:05:21):
you think it was like something youwere eating or oh, I don't know.
I don't know, but like somebodysaid, maybe it's something like mosquitoes
where it's a smell or I don'tknow what it was. But they didn't
like him. They didn't like him, but they sure love just chomp on
me all night long. Yeah,it could it could be. It could

(01:05:41):
be that your ex husband never watchedhis jeans and those bed bugs wouldn't even
have done. Thankfully, Thankfully,it wasn't so bad that we had to
like burn everything. We just gota new mattress and called it the day.
But because Laura's husband ex husband,I do believe, cleaned himself,
but he just never washed his jenever washed his jeans. I asked several

(01:06:04):
times and he refused. They didyou smell it? It was so weird
because he didn't smell, like hewas so filthy that it didn't smell.
It was just yeah, that's likeyear three after being a farmer, like
it just doesn't stink anymore. Yeah, because all all the stinks trapped under
the layer of dirt that's on thesnack, and your nose burns out like
you, it's probably gonna peel thedirt off like paint. I got some

(01:06:27):
talk pack messages to get to beforethat, though. Let's go to the
phones. It's Tanner, Jew andLaura. Good morning, Good morning.
Hey, what's the grossest thing youfound in a hotel? I found an
upper decker? Somebody Bay explained.The upper decker is let's say, when

(01:06:48):
you use the wrong end of thetoilet, you use the upper deck of
the door versus the lower deck.You just straight up drop. Yeah,
there you go and Lamon's terms,it's a tank poop the kids given.
Okay, so how did you findit? Did you smell it or you
know, every time I pushed thetoilet was not clean. I took the

(01:07:11):
back up and yeah, somebody abunch of Mexican boat. Oh my god,
that is so terrible. I meanthat you don't Jam of the Month
club someone, that's too much.It's also, I will say, it's
also because not many people have theball. It's kind of like for most
of it's the Paul Bunyan thing,right, like you don't have the balls
to do it now, but youtip your capital you okay. So like

(01:07:34):
when they upgrade you do, isit just to an equal room or do
they like, hey, we screwedup. Here's the best room we've got.
Oh, it wasn't the best room. It was a really terrible hotel
to begin with the title Paradise Resortin was very Uh it's because it was
a Paradise boulevard, not because itwas named after the street. Not the

(01:07:55):
experience. I found that. Anytimeit's just paradise or you know, like
a fancy word like that, it'susually trash. It's a cover for hell
because Hell Hotel doesn't sell Hell hotelsus like a great movie out Rob Zombie
directs Hell Hotel hookers, drug dealersand more and upper deckers. All right,

(01:08:15):
bro, thanks man, thanks forthe call. You bet, I
have a good day. We gota couple of talk pack messages. Good
morning, brew crew. I gottasay, the most disgusting thing I have
ever found as a nice little Idahohotel, I found scabies got all over
me. Prey. Disgusting, alwayslights all your sheets. Don't trust anybody.

(01:08:38):
Have a good day, guys.Oh my god, like just in
passing lights all your sheets. I'venever done it, never ever have I
What if your skins, what ifyou get irritated? You know, your
skins irritated by the lisaul, ButI suppose that's better than your skin is
gonna be really irritated by scabies,like those little bugs that you actually see
or do you not know until afterthe fact. It's funny. I know

(01:08:59):
nothing about scabies other than I've alwaysin my mind said, yeah right.
The only thing I know about themis that I've never had them, and
I'm gonna continue for weekends. Hey, brew crew just got back from Taiwan
and there was an epic battle betweenthe geckos and the cockroaches in one of
my hotel rooms. It was prettycool, all right, I forgot to

(01:09:20):
dump it, he said. Hewalked in his hotel room and there was
an s load of geckos and cockroachesand they're battling, battling, They're battling,
and he didn't stick around and seewho won. I want to try
to train them to be my army, and yeah, absolutely start running this
World. One side note about scabies, guys, you don't want it.
It's a it's a mite that goesunder your skin and lays eggs. Oh

(01:09:43):
no, all right. Coming upnext, you got another chance to fly
to Las Vegas. Maybe get somebig bugs of your own. Who knows
You're gonna put you up in anice hotel. Yes, they're gonna pay
for your airfare and get your ticketsto our iHeartRadio Music Festival, also thousand
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(01:10:08):
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Now. Coming up here in aboutfifteen minutes, Casey Beef Water Bay,
the Big Beef, Big Beef SupremeBafy is gonna be in the studio and

(01:10:30):
we will find out what he iswatching this week. Casey is an old
soul and likes to watch reruns ofshows from the seventies and eighties. If
it's not alf, I'm gonna bereally upset. I've been waiting. He's
got passion though. I'm sure there'ssomething big coming. We'll find out what
show he is watching with what's thebeef watching? Coming up here? In
about fifteen minutes, we're commercial freeon the bridge. Laura's dying in the
studio. Everybody's allergic to us.Yeah, her eyes just puffed up.

(01:10:55):
Sneezing. What's going on on?I know this is so itchy. I
just sneezed like three times, andI feel like there's more coming. You
know, there's a third sneeze meansyou have COVID. There's been a lot
of COVID cases lately, and Idon't want even want to hear it.
I don't want to hear us shutdowns. I don't think sneezing is a thing
of COVID. Well, and I'mparanoid because I'm about to have a baby
and they better not be locking thatdude. There's rumors of new mask Man

(01:11:18):
dates. There's new rumors of nobodyhe's going to do it. I refuse,
but if I will I just worryabout medical because they were they were
the last to come back, andthey'll be the first to bounce. And
I, you know, I wasn'tone of those people who was crazy about
to shut down. It was crazyabout the masks. I understood, but
we listened to an extent. Butfor God's sakes, we can't do it

(01:11:38):
again. No. Well, andalso like, if you want to wear
a mask, cool like super onboard, you do you, but like,
don't expect everyone to wear one.Drew was getting pimples and dude,
I cannot wear a mask again,not with cameras in here. So they
have to put plexiglass up again.My brother turned up in the hospital,
right, so I stopped on theway home to visit him. And I

(01:11:58):
get there, okay, yeah,he seems to be okay. I had
a little hard episode. Oh jeez, you know doing all right. That's
what happens when you're pushing fifty oldgeezer boy. Sorry, we got a
lot of our listeners who are yeah, it's crazy. This is that I
went to Emmanuel Main entrance closed witha big sign due to COVID can't go
in, and I'm like, herewe go again with this so am I

(01:12:19):
like, are we going to havethis limited visitation situation? What's going on?
And then I get around to theentry that they direct you to.
Nobody gives a care. They don'ttell you that you need a mask.
Nothing. It was the weirdest thing. So it's it's situations. Maybe there
was like a COVID outbreak, likein the office, like a COVID pump
fake. I don't even have anoffice to do the show from anymore.

(01:12:40):
Guys, it's a baby room,so you can't do this to me.
Yeah, coming to work as longas they don't lock the door, I'm
coming in all right. Hopefully thatdoesn't happen. If we do, we
can all put together a movement.Yeah, sort of riot. I don't
know. I feel like that's beendone. Do it again? And they
all ended up on the internet.We are streaming video and real time online
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(01:13:03):
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Casey be Fatter Bay watching on TV? This We've an old weird show.
Good stuff so we'll find out lessonten. You're listening to Tanner, Drew
and Laura. Check in with thisshow anytime at eight, six, six,

(01:13:27):
four, four, five, oneoh five nine. All right,
listen, don't forget Monday morning.We got a big announcement. M right,
Casey p fater Back would call itmore major. It's a major announcement,
is major, bigger than big aboutmajor, big time major, big

(01:13:51):
time. You Mungo, you're gettingit. You're getting it, the Elephant
Titus of announcements. So, Casey, what's happening Monday? Da da am?
We're announcing the next Bacon and beer. That's right, we are.
Yeah. And when right around announcedtime, Casey gets very serious. You
can you can tell dress. Yeah, he gets so angiuly stressed. I
mean he is working his ass offat these things, and he's usually has

(01:14:14):
to wear a costume, which wehave not figured out what time, Yes,
event, just be yourself this time. As a matter of fact,
I have an idea that I'll sharewith you on Monday. Yeah, because
for the costume, let me dresstheir dresses. Christopher Robin. Yeah,
but then somebody's got to be Winniethe Pooh, the last one willing to
make this. That's fine. I'malready halfway. Oh my gosh, can

(01:14:38):
we just dresses the cast? Halloweenis coming? Whatever was I going for
bacon and beer? But yeah,Casey, the last costume case he was
in at Bacon and Beer was theworst one he was in the Mermaid costume.
Yeah, that was. That wasI would call that traumatizing. And
your family never let you live liveit will never let you live it down
made its way all through the innerscarring? Is there long term scarring from

(01:14:59):
the only if I like, lookat the photos again, if I like
a mental but the we're talking about, how yours see it? Let's see
it. It's still let's see let'ssee this breasticles, baron. We're not
nearly as roady as we used togrowing back. It's pretty good starting to
come back. Yeah, yeah,you see a couple of ingrown Stiller.
It's like the year after a wildfire. Okay, the brush is growing back.

(01:15:26):
Yeah, it's disturbing but still beautifulin a weird way. Yeah,
you're welcome, Internet for getting tosee my bear chest. So Monday morning,
eight's am. We're gonna let youknow when our next Bacon and beer
is happening? Where it's happening.I'll tell you this. It's a place
we've never been to, to acity we've never been to be here.
So that's right. Uh, Mondayeight am, find out to win and
where and who's gonna be there?Now? Time for another edition of what's

(01:15:55):
the beef watching? KCPE Water Bay, our promotions director is an old soul.
He watches a lot of old rerunsof like love Boats. Uh,
well last week? What what showwas last week? Well? Last week
we didn't do it before the weekbefore that we did uh TJ Hooker Right,
Never forget that. That was good. That was nice. I had

(01:16:15):
the boss swing by the office andtell me that he started watching it from
episode one. You're starting an army. Yeah. I love it inspiring people.
It's true because like people email usbe like, I know every episode
the case he's talking about, Like, people really get excited for us.
I'm not the only one that's lovingthese shows. What are you watching?
This one? All? Right?This week? This one comes from Halloween
Night back in nineteen eighty one,Chips season five, episode five, Weed

(01:16:39):
Wars. Yeah, and this wason every time that you had a sick
day when we were yes and theonly time you could watch I watched this
is like middle of the day WGN. This is Ships Ships intro here it
is Okay. I didn't love theshow, but I watched it a lot.
Were you team Punch or fill inthe blonde guy? Because I was
always team Punch? Was paunched.I'm a Baker, you're a Baker guy.

(01:17:01):
Okay. They they pulled, theypulled the move from Fresh Prince right
where they changed him out. Yeah, like like season four or five,
they did a little swap a roomwith John. You don't forgive that,
all right? Well I agree,I'll give you that one. Drew tell
us about this episode of Chick.Okay, First of all, chips don't
get enough credit for the action perepisode ratio, right, So all right,

(01:17:25):
look, I'm just trying to getmy thoughts in order here. So
check this out. I saw firstlisten for a TV show did have a
lot of all right, I'm sayingit's underestimated. Uh, check this out.
I saw weed grown hill Billies,a car chase between weed growers and
an unknown bad guy, a vanwrecking into a school bus, trapping a
bunch of kids, paunching. JohnSavings said, kids and a van explosion

(01:17:46):
with a weird kid up on thehill watching this all go down, and
that all was before the credits rolled. Well, the opening opening sequence was
all of that, right, Sothat sets the table of what you're in
for for the next hour, right. It helped that they filmed in La,
right, you could do all thisstuff. It's true. Back in
the day, they would show clipsfrom the episode before, like they started
the episode right like, well,this was the full the full scene unrolled,

(01:18:09):
all right. They actually kind ofgive sometimes they give away the whole
plot, like if it's a carchase and they show the bad guy's car
blowing up in the clip, andlike, okay, so when I watched
the car chase, I know lotsof explosions, all right. So the
kids on the bus, they're allcalling the kid up on the weird kid
up on the hill the hexer.And it was weird because they were cutting
back and forth and they're like showingthis wreckage and then there's this kid up
on the hill just by himself staringjust look like a weird son or something

(01:18:30):
creepy, very much the same vibe, Drew, so he they're saying,
yeah, he's the hexer. Hebrings bad luck wherever he goes, he's
a terrible kid, and YadA,YadA, YadA, And so the kids
are blaming him for the wreck andsaying he caused all this chaos and devastation
and punch and john, they're tryingto get to the bottom of it.
I found this whole thing to bequite rude. Clearly the kid did nothing
wrong. A troubled orphan getting younever know, Oh well I had it

(01:18:55):
seems pretty obvious to me. Allright. So the next thing I know,
we're back to the dope growers andthey're they're getting hassled. They're getting
hassled by the weed kingpin of ofLa County, a big deal. And
you knew he was the kingpin becausehe sent his henchman to bring the weed
growers to his limo. And thenthey had words in the back of the
limo. Right told him, He'slike, listen, you want to grow

(01:19:16):
your ditch weed, you sell itto me and me alone, or we're
gonna have trouble, sir. Andhe lets him off with the warning for
invading this turf, which I thoughtwas pretty cool. Hand he did,
right, but you know what,guess what weed growers They said, nay,
we're not listening. So they tryunder the cover of night. They're
gonna go in and they load upa truck full of dope and they're heading
down the hill and the and thebad guy's henchman, he catches on to

(01:19:39):
it. He's he's tracking them andhe goes, they're not selling that weed,
not to not to not us,and so he rams them right off
the rope. They're chasing them downand he pushes that truck and it goes
down the hill and it's tumbling,burst into a flame, right, And
so you know, luckily one ofthe other cops was on his beat sees
it all go down. He radiosPaunch and John, we're on the scene.

(01:20:00):
They show up, do absolutely nothingbut just make wisecracks about and you
hear Paunch go, hey man,once this smoke gets into the valley,
there's gonna be a run on snackspunch giving it up. So uh yeah,
but you know, you guys knowthat Paunch and John are seven Mary
three and four, right, Sothe band's seven Mary three where it originates

(01:20:21):
from chips. I don't know thatthere is history. Wow, with one
of the most useless facts of theday. Well, listen, next next
time you hear next time you hearcumbersome, you're gonna be like You're gonna
be like. So then, withoutexplanation, we cut to Punch and John

(01:20:44):
in their street clothes and they're outon a hike with the Hecks or in
some random like young blonde social workertype dame. Right, and they're just
out like hike in the hills,getting to know the kid, trying to
pump him for information to see whatall he saw in regards to the weed
grower, bad guy, weed guy, truck run off, right, And
so, Laura, you're gonna lovethis part, and you're gonna want to
You're gonna want to cue it upto here. By the way, I

(01:21:05):
think that was the end of theepisode bad Guy. We'd guy truck runoff
exactly, you know what I'm talkingabout. And so they show a Punch
coming up the hill in the tightestdungarees of all times, I mean so
tight. I think I have togo back and look at the end credits,
but I think it's ding Dong gotits own credit in this episode of
checking Punch. He was working.So John's trying to get He's doing his

(01:21:30):
job. He's talking to the kid, and Punch goes, I'm gonna lay
back here with the blonde and we'regonna sweet talk her for a while.
Typical Ponchorello, always doing, isjust always taking a break, always trying
to get the ladies. And he'sin butt tight dungaree, super tight,
bro, we're talking. Probably hislegs are blue. Did they rename the
bulge the Pond? The absolutely so. In the end, justin justice wins.

(01:21:56):
Another chase goes down between the Kingpinand his henchman, the dope Farmer.
They lose yet another truckload of products. Want us their whole crop at
this point time, it's terrible.So but you know what, they arrest
everybody, the king Pin, theweed grows, everybody gets cuffed and stuffed,
and once again Paunch and John chips. They saved the day. They
rid the streets of Los Angeles.They ride off into the sunsets. What

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about the weird orphan kid. Weirdorphan kid. Uh, they never found
a home. Yeah, that's theweird part of these ships. Homeless,
He's still homeless. This and badLuck was still happening when he was around,
even on the hype. So theygo get ice cream. In the
end, Paunch goes the liquors icecream in front of the Hexer. Ice
cream falls off right onto the ground. It seems like they could have added
the kid right out of the wholeshow. He didn't even need to be

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there. Like mccah in Contact,he didn't even need him. It's Chips
season five, episode five, WheatWar. There it is on Crackle,
Crackle Crackle for Chips. What thehell that is? Thank you? What's
to beef watching this week? It'sChips, Portland's Rocks SA one of five
nine the Brew It's Tanner, Drewand Laura got the beef in here?

(01:23:03):
Yeah, I gotta pick up myheadphones and drive the mad scramble. Yeah,
a little fumble Rusky. Start footballseason. It's Friday, Man's that's
a college football starts this weekend,right, Yeah, tomorrow it's coming.
You're excited time and the kids knowthat to leave you alone, right Yeah.
Well, my team doesn't play untilnext week, so they do get
a little bit more of Dad.But I will be watching some out of

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the corner of my eye. Alot of these teams at the beginning,
they're going to get their ass kickedby the big dogs. So you watch
for a few minutes here and there, but get your phill. We did
get a couple of talkback messages throughthe iHeartRadio app. Download it for your
cell phone. It's free. Andthen once you've got the Bruce streaming,
press the microphone button Morning Brewer Crew, my grocery sting. I found I
did find bed bugs. You pulloff the sheet. Earlier, if you

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are just tuning in, we talkedabout the grocer sing you found in a
hotel. Yeah, my grocer sing, I found I did find bed bugs.
You pull off the sheets and youlook at the corner of the battress
where they're all at. That's wherethey hide or in the wood. And
for scabies, you can't really seethem. You can feel them. But

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if you put their your sheets andstuff, you get like crispy. That's
them. It's about to find inuh hotel rooms. Well, back in
nineteen eighty five had a stint whereI spent some time over in Lahaina,
Maui and used to keep a cupon the nightstand so that when I would

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wake up in the morning, Iwould scoop to pick up all the cockroaches.
Oh yeah, that's just god.I don't know how many crawled on
me, but you know, probablya lot. Ye. I will say
the only time, the only timethat I have seen like giant cockroaches like
that was in Hawaii, and it'spretty it's pretty common. Thankfully they weren't

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in like my bed. Yeah,they were just creepy and crawling around.
You're like in hot areas Arizona,Texas. So grow Thanks to Beef Waters
episode What's the Beef Watching? Iwent back and started watching Quantum Leap again
and that I am finding on theRuku channel. Oh yeah, it is
awesome. See, Casey, you'recausing people to look up all these old

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shows have a great time that.I am good. Yeah, it's good.
It's good to do. I meanthere's a reason they're classics, right,
and you gotta go back for something. Laura's got a good lineup.
By the way, Laura's desperate foryou to review alf It's coming. Yeah,
it's coming. We were talking aboutit while we were off the air.
Maybe Sliders, did you watch that? Old enough? I mean it's

(01:25:40):
Sliders, it's an old show withJerry O'Connell. It's pretty old. I
mean, I think I think thatsliders could slide in night Rider. Night
Rider prisingly hard to find that.I've got the first two seasons on DVD
there is. That's where we're goingto have to move to because I actually
might have the series be the seriesset. I have to go back better.

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And you did one of my favorites, family Ties. Family Ties is
a great one. Yes, there'sso many good ones. It's hard to
harness it all in. And thenwhen I find one and I get excited
about it and I go, oh, I want to do that one,
then I can't find the show streaminganywhere. I'm getting frustrated. Well,
you can send us a suggestion ofwhat showcasey should review. Just follow us

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Brew or at Tanner Drew. You'relistening to Tanner Drew and Laura. Here's
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got Tanner Jowin, Laura's Dog ofthe Week. If you are looking for
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(01:26:44):
Yep. Yeah, And this weekwe've got pictures, videos, and the
bio of the dog that we're tryingto get adopted this week. Nice one
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It's the show after the show,completely unedited, non censored, and
it gets pretty revealing. We allwalk away wishing we hadn't said certain things.
It's the favorite way to leave thebuilding. That's online at one of

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five nine dot com. This iskind of nuts. A family built their
home around a twelve thousand year oldboulder. Why some rich families, to
some nutting, were some ancient boulder? The rocks in the middle of the
house, like when people build adeck around a tree, Yes, exactly.
And it's inside it looks like,oh, it looks like it looks

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like it's in Colorad. It lookslike Colorado. But I don't know.
But the boulders in the house comelook at it. So the boulders in
the house, and I just builtaround it. I like when natural habitat
is able to be instated. Now, if you brought in the boulder,
you're ridiculous. What is that?What it's interesting? That is very interesting.
It looks like it's like a courtyardor a front porch. And here's

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the wide shot of the house.Where'd it go? What is that?
That's the house here? It is? Oh, just off the top.
Yeah, that's so odd. Theylike put a hole in the roof so
the boulder could stick out the top. You know. On a much smaller
scale, they built a school downthe street for me. And in the

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seventies they found a giant boulder andhad nowhere to put it, so they
just set it in someone's front yard. And that thing has been a like
it's the rocket in there since yeah, since the seventies. You can also
see the video of the burglar inSeattle who chucked gasoline after a cops caught
him, just chuck gasoling out ofall the phago was gone. So then

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tastes the same. Yeah, oneup, five nine the Brute dot Com
just click on Tanner, Drew andLaura. All right, we're done.
Don't forget Monday. We got abacon and beer announcement eight o'clock in the
morning, Oh baby, eight am. Find out when and where the next
bacon and beer is happening and whois going to be there? Someone said,
tell Casey to watch Airwolf. That'sanother great great This person says.

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Every time I see two motorcycles,uh, two motorcycle cops riding two by
two on the road, I hearthe Chips theme song in my head.
It sounds like what case Yeah,bam bam Bama, one more call before
we go. It's Tanner you inlore good morning. Yeah. Hey,

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if you ever go to our LowerRock, Oregon, it's a ghost town
and there's a rock there. It'slike the size of like the three bedroom
house. And the church has builtliterally eight inches away from it. That's
kind of me. I mean,and they they purposely built the church.
The rock didn't land there. Imean they had They're built the church right
next to this rock. And Ijust google and look at the pictures on

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the internet, because right after youlook at that rock, you've run out
of things to do that. Youknow. The ghost towns are kind of
fun, They're kind of creepy.Yeah, I can take some cool photos,
all right, thinks there's some goodthere's some good ghost towns in Oregon.
You're gonna be watching some college footballthis weekend, aren't you a Cougars
fan? Oh? Yeah? Ohyeah, Yeah, I'm a big,
huge group fan. We haven't heardmuch from him since his team was left,

(01:29:53):
and he doesn't want to talk aboutit. Okay, I bet he's
but I don't want to talk aboutit. I didn't want to talk about
it. Now you've wanted to talkabout that. However, they're not a
current event, so now you don'twant to talk about If you want to
talk about underwater basket weaving up inPullman, but we can't. We can't
talk about that. I get it. But yeah, I don't know what's

(01:30:13):
going to happen. Maybe they'll jointhe mount Last Conference or something else.
Looks and the good. That's Cooker I p y. Thanks brother,
Okay, we'll see you guys,see god weekend fight all right, you
guys have a great weekend as well. Don't forget we've got video clips online
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