TD&L Full Show For Friday- Forest Grove Bacon & Beer

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Danner, Drew and Laura's Bacon and Beer, The School of
Rocke Edition Live from mcminnimon's Grand Lodge in Forrest Grove.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
A class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, hell yeah, man, what is happening? It is Bacon
and Beer, The School of Rock Edition Live from mcminimon's
Grand Lodge in Forrest Grove. Ye, baby, we are about
to wake this damn hotel up.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Oh yeah, there are a lot of early birds here,
can we hear you early birds?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's nice because we're outside this morning here at mcmanimon's
Grand Lodge, and like we're in a covered area, so
it's not like even if it rains a little bit later.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Good, yeah, it would be good.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
I think we've dodged the bullet, Yeah, I think so.
We're we're on the clearest skies now, so we're good.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
And there's space eaters out here. So it's a very nice,
very nice. It's a very nice scene Mcminimon's Grand Lodge.
We appreciate these guys opening up early and having us
here this morning and were we apologie I used to
the people who are sleeping here right now because we're
about to get rowdy.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah, And it's such a cool spot. You know, because
we're over by a music venue. It's almost like, you know,
we can get good and loud down here.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I've never been actually out here before. It's pretty right.
Who's been out here before?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
First time? Makes some noise?

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Nice, pretty sweet. I stayed the.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Secret Garden down here.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah, I stayed the night here last night and it
was great. You know, like this right where we're sitting
right here. I was eating a Captain Neon Burger, like
right where those people are right there.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, here was a lot of a lot of listeners
are here last night. From what I understand, they spent
the night. Who spent the night here last night?

Speaker 6 (01:39):
In the robes? I like, you guys didn't even dress.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I like that probably feels pretty good just rolling out
of bed and coming to a party.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
There were a couple of people who have been to
bacon and beers before last night. I'm eating dinner and
they walk in the robes and walk through the music
venue and they're like dancing in their robes.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm like, wow, that's our people going for sure, where's
tattoo Bob at He's right there, Come up.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Here for tattoo Bob. This guy's been a listener for
a long time. He's been a listener jeez of this
version of the show for the whole time. The whole time,
I guess, since he's been on, make some noise for
tattoo Bob.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Everybody. Oh, no, show him what I call you, tattoo Bob.
Look at that.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
I've never seen the infamous tattoo. You've never seen that,
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
So come around to the middle so everyone can get
a look at it.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
So for those who don't know, tattoo Bob has the
old Tanner Drew and the Tanner and Drew logo tattooed
on his tramp.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
It where was a sharpie? I need to add my
name to Yeah, we should touch it up.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
We've said this before, but we need to touch it
up and add your name.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
I always know it looks good.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I always know tattoo Bob is here. Don't run off
tattoo Bob. I always know tattoo Bob is here because
it just it starts to reek of weed, like he
showed up a wall of it. I swear to god,
I thought someone was smoking. Were you like smoking it
this morning?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Or you just oh, okay, yeah, like tattoo Bob.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I think the last bacon and beer he just pulled
out like a mason jar and he goes here.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
You go, buddy, what a time to be alive.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Worst weed I ever had. But I know I love
tattoo Bob. You're one of our OG listeners and I
appreciate you coming out here. How many baking of beers
is this for you?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I think number twenty, number twenty, tattoo Bob, twenty if
faking and beer impressive. I didn't realize we've done we've
done that.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
I think we're getting beyond that. At this point, I
don't count this.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
We have to stop counting because you know it, you know,
puts rings on our tree.

Speaker 8 (03:30):
Right.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well, good seeing you, tattoo Bob, good seeing. We got
to figure out how to We gotta get.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Laura's name added to that tattoo, like they've got tattoo companies.
Got to step up and just add Laura's name.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You know.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
You know what's amazing about that tattoo is he got
that like as soon as we started the show here
so like, which doesn't seem like much now, but that's
a risky tax.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Before our ratings came out, we could have a huge SI.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I know you guys were gonna fly tattoo Bob.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
But that's that's wretty big time to get that that early.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yes, Court, what tickets did you win to get that?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
The who front row all us?

Speaker 9 (04:06):
Right, So that's a that's a good shows, that's an awesome.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Show, awesome round of applus for tatto Bob.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Well the last time, thanks for coming out to baking
a beer before we go or any further. I really
feel like it's we got to do the respectful, respectful
respe I can't speak this morning respect and do the
pledge of allegiance.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Of course, we are in class, right.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
So I think we all need to stand and take
your hats off, right, do that. I think Drew is
going to lead us in the pledge of allegiance this morning.
What's the last time you've done the pledge of allegiance?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Drew?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I think let me fix this. I don't know what
is it? Fifth grade?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Sixth grade?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
When do you stop saying it? Is it class?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
It's beyond Yeah, back in back in the eighties, you
used to pump this bad boy out every day.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, I remember doing it every day, Like in kindergarten
or like in grade school.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Rather, who remembers it anyone else? Okay, all right then, Laura,
you remember this thing?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Beer?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Here we go here, get up here, Lauren.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
We're just gonna leave us and the pledge of allegiance
to start bacon and beer the School of Rockets.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I got it. I pledge a legiance to.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
The flag of the United States of America.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
And to the Republic, for which it stands, One nation
under God, indivisible with liberty.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
And justice for all.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Very good.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
All right, now that we got that out of the way, kids,
it is time for school announcements.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Principal beef Water is here. Hello, sir, Oh, what's Mike?

Speaker 10 (05:44):
Is that?

Speaker 9 (05:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Good morning everybody? How are we doing?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
You sound handsome this morning?

Speaker 11 (05:49):
Thank you very much. I feel handsome. I woke up handsome.
Is that tweed I showered? I got a little more handsome.
Is that tweet that you're wearing? Of course, it's tweet, leather, elbows,
the whole bit, You know the deal. We go full tilt.
Look absolutely terrible. I appreciate you being here today. Thank
you very much. I've got the most desirable elastic waistband.
You would have maybe ever seen. All right, that is

(06:11):
four inches wide. Wow, very good.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, Principal beef Water, would you like to give you
lead the announcements for the schools?

Speaker 11 (06:18):
That's right, listen up, Alia, I don't got time for
no SaaS we're just getting started. Good morning, Bruce, students.
This is your principal speaking, mister beef Water, and here
are your announcements for Friday morning, August twenty third. You
better settle down, so help me, God, I don't need
this right now. As you may know, there's a party today.

(06:38):
Don't be idiots. We've got breakfast sandwiches available and breakfast
burritos for those of you that have a problem with bread.
We've also got Tanner jer and Laura's Morning Brew from
Thornton's Coffee back there, so you can have that along
with some delicious beer. So eat some bacon, sip some beer,
and I'll say it again, don't be idiots.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
We think I won't bring out my paddle, You better
guess again.

Speaker 11 (07:02):
The smoking pit is right over there beyond that fence line,
so if you need to blow a button, do it
in the designated area, or I swear to God, I'll
be swinging this paddle like I'm fighting for my life
in a home run derby jacked up on human growth hormone.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (07:17):
So if you think you're gonna mess with the bull today,
believe me when I say today is not that day.
And finally, thank you everyone for being here for your
general school supply donations. And if I catch anybody putting
their grubby hands in those supplies, two words.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Baby paddle timed. That's all right.

Speaker 11 (07:35):
Now, let's give a warm welcome to Tanner Drew and Lord.
Let's thank mcminnimon's Grand Lodge for allowing us to be here.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
And let's bacon and beer everybody.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Thank you Principal bee Flutter for those announcements. Very excited
for bacon to dear. This morning.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Mcmnimon's Grand Lodge in Forrest Grove is where we're at.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
We are about to wake this hotel.

Speaker 12 (07:57):
The hell have everybody?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Let's later a hoy hoy.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Indeed, later on this morning, we've got tickets to go
see def Leppard and Journey. We're gonna do a live
version of Just the Tip here in a little bit.
Oh boy, who's gonna beat Laura in the Capitol Game?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Later on today?

Speaker 9 (08:13):
Nobody Okay, okay, I'll see about that.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Got some challengers in the audience. Also, we're gonna do
a drunk spelling beat later on. Today it's all happening
Bacon and Beer Live and Manimu's Grand Laune.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Live from Mcmadimon's Grand Lodge and Forrest Grove. This is Tanner,
Drew and Laura's Bacon and Beer the School of Rock Edition.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, we are live here at Medimon's Grand Lodge. Force
drove for Bacon and Beer the.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
School of Rock Edition, trying to collect as many school
supplies as we can this morning. Who brought down some
stuff for some kids and needed to what I'm talking about.
That's one time I appreciate you guys because we're helping
out the lazy boy in Salvation Army, you know, uh,
school supply drive. So yeah, appreciate everyone who shows up
this morning, who brings stuff down for the kids. Real quick,
before we go any further, we have to crown ourselves

(09:08):
a lazy boy Bacon King, ladies.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
And jo.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
We I think this morning should start with the person
who drove the farthest to come to Bacon and Beer
this morning.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
And we got a hand up. What's what I don't have?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
From where long View? That's pretty good. I felt I
felt like I melt somebody else in long View this morning.
So what happens when we have multiple longer? We're not
gonna fight who's farther away?

Speaker 5 (09:35):
These people know long View, North long View or South
long View? What are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
How about Longview?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Could he's your your you're the farthest all right, come
on over here. He is a bacon king.

Speaker 9 (09:54):
Oh look at Dizzy gets a superstar sticker all day?

Speaker 6 (09:57):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Hey, what's your name? What's your name?

Speaker 13 (10:00):
Brother?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Mine is Ryan?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Ryan.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
You drove all the way from long View to be
here this morning. We appreciate you.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
He is a real super strong Yeah.

Speaker 14 (10:07):
Get him a superstar stick He drove so early that
when we first started the show, I almost pointed him
out because we were like, make some noise, and everybody yelled.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
He opened his mouth, but I don't think he made
any noise.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
He was like, yeah, he's tired, but here he is.
Is this your first bacon beer? Yes, my first one?
Hell yeah, well you.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Could win that trip to Vegas later on this morning.
We appreciate you coming. Make some noise for our bacon
King of the Hour. And of course you're now qualified
to win the grand prize, which is winning a lazy
Boy of your own.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
My friend, I'll take it all right. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Coming up next, we're gonna play We're gonna play a
live version of Just the Tip.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
But before we do that, we gotta we gotta talk
to the todd Father. Get him up, make some noise
to the todd Father. Ladies and gentlemen. This this is
one of our favorite listeners.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
He's been a listener of ours for a long time.
He's been helping us out with making shirts and stuff
for us, and like all this the Tanner, Drew and
Laura stickers.

Speaker 9 (11:04):
If you've got a sticker or a T shirt, there's
a good chance that this man made it for you.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Todd Father from f L I effects.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
What up, bro?

Speaker 15 (11:11):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 16 (11:12):
How you guys doing.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Make this guy? Love this stud I love this dude.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Look at the stage present facing the crowd back directly
to us.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Yeah, I love It's true.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I love it man.

Speaker 15 (11:25):
Well, good morning guys. I just want to let you know.
You know, we do high quality printing on demand. It's
a little bit different than a lot of the print
you guys see now out there. Uh, there's no minimums,
unlimited colors. It doesn't matter. The good news is, you know,
uh you can if you want five shirts to go
to Disneyland for your family, right, that's pain painting about

(11:46):
to get somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
If you want to be that family right, Hey doesn't
want to be that five thousand churchs for a concert.

Speaker 16 (11:54):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 15 (11:54):
There's no minimums again, unlimited color, inequality, and the streamline
is great. You'll say, you got like a construction company
and you have, you know, your employees. It's basically like,
for one, they want to represent the company, sure, and
for two, you got a walking billboard out there with
your name on it, your company's name on it.

Speaker 13 (12:13):
You know.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
So, so are we doing a contest with you? Though,
yes we are.

Speaker 15 (12:16):
So we're doing a contest. So we're we're offering people
can go online, I believe on your guds website.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Hold on a second, who's smoking weed? It smells like
some smoking weed.

Speaker 17 (12:24):
Directly there's like forty people smoking weed right now.

Speaker 15 (12:28):
And basically you go online, you put your name, your
your information and everything like that. We're offering free design
and ten ten shirts to get you started.

Speaker 17 (12:38):
So, so the idea is you're looking for small businesses
that can do this, right, Absolutely, that's cool.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
So it's a great way to get your name out
the Yeah, if.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
You don't have like a uniform or something, you'll set
them up, all right. So with the way to go
to the website one of five nine dot com.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yes, sir, all right, go sign up if you want
your your business to have their own like, you know,
uniforms something maybe you weren't able to afford.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
T shirt design stuff like the sky's the limit.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
That's right, and you know, and it's a limited colors. Yeah,
and you can wear those Disneyland color.

Speaker 15 (13:09):
Man, it doesn't matter if it's wider magenta.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
You got magenta, Yes, love.

Speaker 18 (13:16):
It is.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Go to one of five.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I'm wearing underwear with magenta right now. Go to one
of five nine. The not common sign up Todd Father
from f L I FI love your face my brother.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
All right.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Coming up next, we are going to do a live
version of just the Tip Baby, and we're gonna have
you know, a bunch of people lined up.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
They're gonna have to guess what the name of the
song is.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Artists entitled just by hearing the first like second or
half second of a song, just the tip and you know,
audience participations fine with that.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I don't care if you scream. Just don't drop any
f bombs please, Court, I'm talking to you and not
the audience.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Tempting, tempting.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
We are live here Bacon and Beer, Grand Lodge, mcminimum's
Grand Lodge.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
It's one nine in the broom.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
We are live here at Grand Lodge. Gonna play a.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Live version of just a Tip here in a second.
But first I want to talk to this Guy's name
is Patrick. Apparently we went to high school together.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
What's up? Brouh? So you came up and you went
to high school together? What year?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Clas Milwaukee High School? Okay, so that was a long
long time ago.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
It's been a long time, my guy. It's good. We've
gotten a lot fatter, haven't we. Oh yeah, well you're
you look good. Speak for yourself, but I'm thick in
the midsection where you were Franz Bakery? Are you doing
to doing all these years? Friends? Bakery? Yep, that's a
rad man. You got kids now, wife has two ye
almost empty nesters?

Speaker 6 (14:34):
Do you remember?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Do you remember what it was like in high school,
like like was I was I cool?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Or was I lame? You were cool?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, let's.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
We have weightlifting together.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
So that was fun.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh that was I was so I remember getting made
fun of in that class by the gym instructor.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, he made fun he'd make his laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was a mister mister buckles, wouldn't buckles, And I
think ward mister okay, mister buckle, mister buckles. I love that.
All right. So as he says, he's saying I was,
I was at least nice, right, cool? We got a
long I take take that cool. I'll stick with I'll
take that, ok. Care I showed up today, didn't I?

Speaker 6 (15:15):
And he brought donuts.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
He did bring donuts. Dude, thank you so much for
those donuts.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
So he's got stack a donut.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I don't need to get any thicker in the mid section,
but I appreciate you, my friend.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
It was a good scene after that.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
All right, let's last a ninety nine and an empty nester.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah city, all right, we're almost therapy.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, let's play our new game that we like to
call just the Tip.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
What the hell did you hear that? Puberty.

Speaker 9 (15:41):
There, You're not the only one who asked that reaction
when you just touch.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
The tip, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Just that thing touched you.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Patrick was here. I swear I was in high school
two years ago. I'm not going through puberty around all right.
Our game is called just a tip. We're going to
play you the beginning of a song, like just like
the first second or half second even of a song.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I think today is really.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Tough, and we don't know what it is, I will Drew,
do you know I do you.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Not know what it is? I haven't told anybody what
the song is. Only only I know what the song is.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
But uh, what we're gonna do is here, we got
we got ten dudes lined up in single file line
here like in school, right, yes, and they're gonna each
get one guess. And it's okay if the audience wants
to participate and help them out. You got to keep
in mind that you could confuse them maybe they already
have it in their head, and then you throw them off.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
But that's totally fine.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
But you get one guess, and then when you can
get it wrong, you gotta go to the back of
the line.

Speaker 17 (16:24):
And I will say if you curse after you miss it,
you're out.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
And I'm looking at you, Sean Brett.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
That's very, very true.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
It's a fair warning and the principle is here, so
be careful.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
All right.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
So what we're gonna have to do is you got
to listen closely because I'm gonna play this clip and again,
I think it's difficult today, So I'm gonna play the
clip for just the tip and you tell.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Me what song it is?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
All right?

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh my god, what that's it?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Did you hear it?

Speaker 8 (16:53):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (16:54):
I'll play it one more time? Here we go one
more time. Sounds like a Chino Moreno type of a
deaf Tones thing, and I'm thinking that let's just go
with let's go with uh change by deaftone? Is it
changed by deaf Tones?

Speaker 10 (17:11):
No?

Speaker 6 (17:11):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Next person I believe is Sean britt Schon Brett. Tell
us the song and who, like?

Speaker 6 (17:17):
Do you guys?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
What do you think? You can't hear it?

Speaker 6 (17:25):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (17:25):
You can't hear that?

Speaker 6 (17:26):
It's not really, it's not. It doesn't sound like a musical.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
It's that like a drum beat or a guitar. It's
it sounds like.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
I think I got it.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
I think, I think I know what it is.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
But what is it? Chambrette?

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Nine inch nail?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Is it nine inch nails?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
No?

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Close up next?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
All right? Ivan listened closely? Come on, you guys, help
him out.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
I don't think anyone knows.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yet, nobody. I even just gave up. He just walked away.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Okay, Mike, Mike, is that makes this is a song?

Speaker 6 (18:04):
You would hear on this on our radio station.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
We played it just yesterday.

Speaker 19 (18:08):
Okay, I don't know journeys, journey, don't stop believing that
doesn't start.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
With the breath at all. Start with the piano. Sir,
you should be disqualified for that answer. Let's code to Aaron.
I believe what song is this? My sir?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
You have no idea bread?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Wow, you guys, there's listeners in the car right now
who know it. Yeah, and are driving here.

Speaker 17 (18:40):
I've heard a few people in the in the background
shouting out some some band names.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
I will say. One person shouted it out already.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Oh you heard it already.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
I did. Nope, that's not it, Drew, I thought I
had it. What is it?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
System?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Is the system of a town? No, it's not system
of a down And you got to know the.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Song to where you can't just be like red Hot Chili.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Pepp Allan's up here? Yeah, Alan, what's that song? One
more time? Super breathy Allan? Someone already said it here
in the audience. Somebody said in the audience, can't.

Speaker 8 (19:25):
Be it can't be, uh nickelback, rock star Nickel?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
What you want.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Episode? Take along?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Alan, you just want yourself. Tickets a tough weapon, Jurney gets.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
So give that man a superstar, give him a superstar.
Stick there.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
That's got.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
I can't believe you got that. Yeah, congra never in
a million years.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Congratulations, Alan, Just one ticket's a death leparding journey the
last care Someone screamed it like right away?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Was it you? You screamed it like right away? And uh
he that's a good call. Yeah, rock star God. I
thought it was Last Resort by Papa Road.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, and Laura thought it was best of you from
the Foo Fighters. Is also good because he's I think
that starts with the.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Breath yea thorn has another.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Well, I we got that out of the way.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
And I smell my first butt of the morning, ladies
and gentlemen, Wait, I smell butt smell butt.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
It just smells like butt, like dirty butt, like dirty butt. Wow,
that's okay. I'm very used to the smell people.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
You know, you've got to assume that people just rolled
out of bed to be here, so there wasn't a
lot of you know, yeah, scrubbing going.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Man, that's a ripe butt smell too. Jesus and courts
right in front of here.

Speaker 17 (20:53):
Oddly, I don't smell it.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Well he who smells a delta tanner, So maybe.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah, smell underneath. I smell like multi clothes. Oh, to
be honest, All right.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
We are here live at Bacon.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
And Beer, the School of Rock and.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Mcmnimu's Grand Lodge and Forest Clothes where we're at, and
we are collecting school supplies for kids in need this morning.
So if you're in the area, bring down some some
school supplies. Anything is welcome, appreciate it. Five nine The
Brew Portland's Rock Stations. Tanners and Laura live here at
mcminimums Grand Lodge and Forest Grove for Bacon and Beer,

(21:32):
School of Rock, getting ready for back to school.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
What happened?

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Just who's just shouting things? That's all right, nonsense?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
I love me some uh some tof loaf.

Speaker 9 (21:43):
I feel like we got a rowdy crowd out here
and the booze hasn't even started.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna. We're about it's signed.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Ten minutes away from booze being served, so that's good news.
Everybody go warm up in this uh this weather, it's
it's weird because it's like August and we didn't think
it would rain.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
That's why we booked this outside. And it's a little.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Drizzly, but you guys aren't stopping that from eating some
bacon and drinking beer this early on, No, because it's
everything's covered, but like the tables have covers on when
everything s people are staying dry.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
But it's still a little drizzly. They got the fire
going though. It's nice.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
I know, it's a nice vive out here, nice and cozy.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
It's quite the ambiance, maybe the best ambiance we've had.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
It a bacon and beer, I think.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
So, the lighting and the ivy, wouldn't you say, principal
beef waterer.

Speaker 11 (22:25):
Uh, yeah, it's very great. That fire is helping cover
up the smell of wet dog. I don't know who
smells like wet dog out here, but I'm gonna get
down to the bottom of it here real quick, would.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
You implement a suspension for the person we're.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Talking Saturday school in a double paddle double pad by
the way, here you are walking around with a paddle
this morning. Yeah, an actual paddle, which is bringing me
flashbacks because you know, I went to a Christian school
till I was in the fourth grade. Now I got
paddled a lot, like I could take you back in
time right now.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
I'm kind of surprised there's no holes drilled in it.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Mine hot holes in it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
For speed, aero dynamic is a little longer.

Speaker 11 (22:56):
That's more like a hey, you gotta you know what?
You need a little length to get him on the run.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
All right. I'm not as young as I used to me,
but I'll still crack that booty.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
All right.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Well, we have to crown ourselves another lazy boy bacon
king while we are here, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, so
I think we should look for this morning for our
bacon king, the person who what is it?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
What did you what did you say?

Speaker 6 (23:20):
Court?

Speaker 4 (23:20):
It was?

Speaker 17 (23:21):
Who has who completed the least amount of school?

Speaker 20 (23:24):
Who?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Who who dropped out the earliest?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
What grade did you quit.

Speaker 17 (23:29):
No, no, no, we're looking for the lowest grade completed it.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
He said, what about lowest grade point average? Mine's terrible.
It's a I stayed in school and did nothing.

Speaker 17 (23:37):
We got two tents, any tents, A bunch of two
A bunch of people dropped out sophomore year. Anybody dropped
out freshman year in high school?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Anybody there?

Speaker 17 (23:45):
There's a hand right there, there's a fresh you drop
out freshman year?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
There it is. Come up, here is our lady boy.
You never thought it would get you a thing. And
he's in a Steelers Jersey.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Naturally this checks out.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
He's like, oh, dare you?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
It took him a little while to raise that hand.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
It's like, but I do get to sit in the chair.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
What's your name, dude? What's your name? Steelers Jersey?

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Jason, So you've met superstar stick?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
What year did you drop out?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Ninth grade?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Ninth grade?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Why did you drop out of high school? What your
drop Okay, so like you were doing something. It's just
because like you're a smoking pot or.

Speaker 15 (24:16):
What I know?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
All right, he also smoking cloud.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
I was also doing a.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Little bit of pot. What what do you do now?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I am a machinist.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
At a combat. Wow, so you're you're doing things. You
got some loser.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
You don't buy it a Steelers jersey with nothing? Well,
things are expensive.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Congratulations, dude, you are a lazy boy. Bacon king ro
out of applause for him, and you.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Might walk home with a lazy boy today for dropping
out when he did for.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
The entire hour.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
You get to sit in a lazy boy recliner front
and center for Bacon and beer. People will bring you
bacon and drinks and you get that yes, that superstar sticker, sir.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Wow, it tookhim a little bit, like you said, to
raise his hand vainly?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Did that something you throw your hand up right away about?
Oh yeah, no, I only got freshman year in high school.
I'm done.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
There were other people like whistling, like pick me sophomore
here all right?

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Coming up in a few minutes, we are going to
play the Capitol game with Laura. Who can beat Laura
at the Capitol Game? We got drunk spelling Bee coming up,
and we're gonna see how many school supplies we have
collected so far. Live at Bacon and Beer mc minimum's
Grand Lodge and Forrest Grow and one Brill Welcome back
to school.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeh, live from mcmanimon's Grand Lodge and Forrest grow.

Speaker 21 (25:27):
This is Tanner, Drew.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
And Laura's Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
The School of Rock edition class is now in session.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Yeah, how are we feeling?

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Bacon and beer?

Speaker 12 (25:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, it is weird because it's it's it's raining a
little bit, but we're covering so I called it drizz drizzle.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
I mean the weird thing is everyone under here is
dry except look at my computer.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah, there's just like one little leak and it's right
above you. I have a one man sprinkles a.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Personal vendetic outs all right, it's refreshing.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
We letting a little drizzle stop.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Baking and beer though r now and the beer light.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Except a lot of people are in that beer line,
so they're not letting him stop.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Beer is now served, by the way, yea beer is
now served.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
I see people they're ready. Look at look at all
you alcoholics.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
All right.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Well, we're here at mcmanamon's Grand Lodge and Force Grove
for School of Rock, and we've got a lot of
school supplies. I appreciate everyone who's brought down school supplies.
Make some noise if you brought something down for kids
and need to say love it, appreciate you guys. We'll
check and see how much stuff here in just a
little bit, uh with this this morning. Joining us this
morning is mcdee live in person. Good morning mcdee.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
But he's not dressed as mcde he's dressed as.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
I'm very uncomfortable bacon.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, he's dressed as a pig. And he's got nipples
and everything. He's got utters.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
He's got a tummy full of nipples. He's got a
little little squiggly wiggly tail.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Sean Bridge just came up to me, he goes, But
people aren't even drinking yet, and I'm getting dudes to
suck his own utters.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
That happened, Actually, that did happen.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah, it is weird with the nip knobs and he's
kind of like pacing around the place. Yeah, yeah, I
think a couple of drinks will make it more noise
for a pair.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Of ticket it's not going to be the same after this.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
He sewed those nips on that thing.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Look at that. You spend time into that yourself.

Speaker 22 (27:17):
I had to show pictures of the wedding singer pictures
in order to get my friend to lend me this
to bring today.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Okay, I didn't sell these on myself this morning, all right, borrowed.

Speaker 22 (27:26):
I almost ripped this one off, so I had to
see TP in it back home.

Speaker 9 (27:29):
All right.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Nobody cares me so weird the congratulations for looking at
a pick this morning?

Speaker 4 (27:35):
What what man in in this?

Speaker 9 (27:36):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
In this inside bacon and beer right now? Will be
willing to put his his utters in their mouth for tickets.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
He's like, I already put a plenty of takers, all right.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
This dude who's missing his two front teeth, come on down,
that's actually his utter alley. You uh, you lick that
utter through your utter alley and we'll give you tickets
to some do what now? Do you put those letters
in your mouth?

Speaker 15 (28:02):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
All of them and not in the show.

Speaker 17 (28:11):
He's shaking his head back and forth as he sucks
each one.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
It's kind of weird. What kind of this? This is
the school for bad kids? Is fourth three? Well, Aaron,
you embarrass yourself.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
That was disgusting, but thank you very run a plus, Hey,
Mick d if.

Speaker 11 (28:30):
You would like uh it real quick after this, I
need you to come over here to the disinfection booth
I'll get you iron back out.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
D You've sent so many songs, and so many great songs.
I appreciate you doing that. It's they're great.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
What do you where do you do this?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
In your car?

Speaker 22 (28:43):
Car shower, power washing the front steps?

Speaker 9 (28:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Your wife?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Your wife has got to be just fed up.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right.

Speaker 22 (28:50):
I've only run one by her before I pressed there's
no it's.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
On my own.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
She has never come in and been like, can you
just not.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Can tone it down?

Speaker 4 (29:01):
The other room, she can hear.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
You like, She's like, I'm trying to watch the Bachelorette
and you're.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Blowing up the talk bag. Why don't you give us
an example of what you do?

Speaker 22 (29:09):
Okay, you want a little snippet? Yes, all right, okay,
since we're here, mc minimums that.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
See me ride out.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
Of the sunset to the bruise, bacon and beer up
for all the bacon I can get.

Speaker 16 (29:28):
I think I made it clear.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
Tenor to the left of me, lowering true to the right,
gonna steer my ncent and McMahon mns. I hope the
cookie right cause I'm gonna eat lots of crispy pig ConA.

Speaker 16 (29:45):
I'm gonna go big conna.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
I don't eat a folk gnat, think of good licking
good pool.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
See, thanks for showing up, dude, very nice, all right. Also, okay,
I like it. What there's so many great people who
showed up to baking a beer.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
This dude, we found out you you're is it heart
surgery that you're having. You're the one who had a
doctor's appointment this morning. Yes, yeah, you're supposed to be
at the doctors right now.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
No, not at ten o'clock.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
He scheduled his doctor's appointment so he could be here today.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
And what's the what's the issue?

Speaker 20 (30:27):
I had a hearttuch December twenty second, oh man, and uh,
I've been wanting to go to one of your bacon
and brews, but I'm a roofer and you guys have
them the summertime, so I can never take the time off.

Speaker 18 (30:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (30:37):
So December twenty second, I had my heart attack. January,
I'm recovering. Heard you're having bacon and brew and at
Saint John's. Yeahah, and I said, I said, I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I gotta go. So I went to it.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Had a good time.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Also, I heard and.

Speaker 20 (30:52):
Then I heard, you know, my buddy was like, hey,
they're having to make migdals and Forest Grove, and I said, oh,
right on, I gotta go. I'm gonna schedule my just
appointment on purpose so I can show up.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
That's amazing here, you I appreciate.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I'm glad you're with us man more than I think.
I'm glad you're with US safety.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
And yeah, I think your cardiologist would say extra bacon
this morning.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Watch the black bacon and brew.

Speaker 20 (31:17):
My doctor said only five pieces of baby.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Only five? Alright, Well, you guys are serving on so
they're big. Yeah, they're big.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Piece to make them bigger.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
So my five pieces were like this, smart grab the
biggest ones.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
You're not supposed to have bacon though, now.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Right, not not till ten o'clocks.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I'm just I'm just saving my.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Okay, okay, I just don't want wing on tight.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
The last thing I need is to be in like
the Oregonian the man died today at the bacon and
beer events, he.

Speaker 17 (31:43):
Would like to in the doctor's appointment at ten. And
that's when you get to have the bait. It is
the doctor feeding you bacon.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
No, I I go take my tests and after my tests,
after make sure he gets make sure he gets a
little bowl of bacon that he can take home. There
you go, alright, storm hit some baked, some to go bake.
Drew also said that the guy who had brain surgery
is here too. He is got a lot of medical
first here. I was looking for him.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
He's probably wandering. Yeah, he's a bit of a wanderer.
He even stayed the night here last night. But that
guy came here right after brain surgery to his first
bacon and beer, which was also a mistake. And yeah, exactly.
And he's also been to almost everyone, if not everyone,
has everyone.

Speaker 9 (32:22):
Since, which is interesting because the way he told the story,
he just wandered into the first one.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
He was like, what's going on in here?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I don't even know who you are.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
Yeah, we must have made a good first impression.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
I think we did all right. Well we are here, principal,
beef water. How are you feeling this morning so far?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
I'm feeling pretty good, just doing laps, making cracks, having
a good time.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Somebody stinks so bad, I keep smelling.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I apologize. I'm trying hard to, but I keep went
on paddled so hard. I'm just sweating it out.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Have you had to bust out the paddle on anybody yet?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Uh what not physically yet? Who wants to get but
it's coming?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Is anybody here who went back willing to get paddled
by beef wadder?

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Wow, Bob, the watch a bunch of perverts.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I'm not into this today.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
All right, come on down, Bob. Let's let's get's give
him a paddling. Bob makes some nice for Bob ladies
and gentlemen, because Bob is violated a few school rules
this morning.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, yeah, Bob showed up just smoking weed here at school.
All right, you're gonna she's the Louis.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
I assume the position.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
He just bent over right away, right in front of space.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
All right?

Speaker 4 (33:27):
How many licks do you want, principal? Beef water? How
many things he deserved?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
He seems like he's worth a double paddle, A.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Double paddle, all right, tattoo, Bob.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Hold on to that table, get ready to see Jesus.

Speaker 16 (33:40):
Oh there it is.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Bob's doing that kid, that the thing that kids do, like.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Stop, mom, stop.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
All right here, that's no more abuse for Bob. Round
of applause for Bob ladies and gentlemen. Wait, that guy's
a weirdough.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
My goodness.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
We are here live and the Minimums Grand Lodging, Forest
Grove for bacon and beer.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
The School of rocketition coming up in a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
We got we got the Capitol Game, we got the
Drunk Spelling Bee, someone's gonna win a trip to Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
And much much more.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
It's one O five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and
Laura live here at mcminimon's Grand Lodge and Forest Grove
for bacon and beer. The School of rocketition. Real quick,
let's check in with mcde I know mc d ran
up there to see how many school supplies we have
collected so far.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
There's a bin for the cool school supplies.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
She just tapped the micros.

Speaker 22 (34:37):
Hoy hoy, the uh there's a binge for these for
the school supplies, and that bit is full. We could
probably fill three of those with the amount of stuff
that's over there. If you guys have good job. Everybody
showed it up.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
That's amazing.

Speaker 22 (34:51):
And when we when we announces get out a detention
free card for all of you.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
When we announced this party, it seemed like school was
like way off in the dis Portland public starts Monday.

Speaker 9 (35:02):
Oh Wow, only got some backpacks. We got bags full
of notebooks and oh it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
And the backpacks are great because those are in Archieatto.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Very cool.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
We'll post a picture of what we collected so far
online on our Instagram. Follow us if you're not already
at one of five nine the Bruce, so you can
see what's happening here at Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Somebody brought the same backpack I got my kid. Oh really, yeah,
that's a Janny Jan. I love the jan sports. Uh
target or something. I believe I got sent the pictures.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
He didn't do it, do you? Okay? These backpacks? Who's
all had bacon this morning? That's good.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
It's just about every hand it went off. That's good.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Beer's been served for twenty five minutes. Who's had a
beer this morning?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
All right?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I see our bosses here, Thanks for showing up. Is
that a coffee or a beer? Okay, it's a coffee.
But I'm assuming this podcast something else coming up here.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
In just a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
We're gonna play the Capitol Game with Laura. Is there
a listener in the audience who is going to be Laura.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
At the Capitol Game? Who knows more state capitals than
she does. We're gonna find out coming up here right
after journey.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
It's Bacon a Beer live at the Minimum's Grand Lodge
in Forest Grove on one of five.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Nine Brooke Dinner Drew and Laura is Bacon and Beer
The School of.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Rock Edition Live from Mcmannimon's Grand Lodge at Forest Grove.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah, we are live here at mcminnimon's Grand Lodge in
Forest Glove for Bacon and Beer The School of Rock Edition.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
A lot of people here, man.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
It's cool because we're outside this morning and it's a
little drizzly, but we're in a covered area. We got
the heaters up, people got fires going, hanging out into
the gazebo.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
How are we filming with that gazebo? Those guys are happy. Yeah,
everyone is happy.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
And yeah here in a few minutes, we're gonna play
the capital game for a chance at what are the
tickets that we're giving away?

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Dog Star tickets? Which is Keanu Reeves band? Do you
think is he the basis?

Speaker 17 (36:54):
He is the basis And they'll be performing here right
in that state right yeah, like about thirty feet that direction.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
It's actually pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Like I was walking around yesterday and they have multiple
drink stations inside that venue as well, So like when
the shows pop and they can just rattle them off.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
That's that's awesome. Yeah, it is a great venue. I
mean it's it's basically like Edgefield, but it's Edgefield West.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, I pipes some people down
well side chatter all right.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
So yeah, do you want to play this game here? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:27):
I mean I think we should.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Let's play the Capitol. Let's play the Capitol guy. Yeah,
Rockapella it is.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
It is Rockapella, the classic, the Rockapella is. Laura was
kind of a nerd in school.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
That's not never left your bedroom, Okay, that that part's true.
That a lot of study, did a lot of studies.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
She went to a private school, so there wasn't like,
you know, you didn't hang out with some secular kids.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
No, my mom told me they were bad.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
If you want to go to hell, you hang out
and then you spent your career here.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Yea time, you know.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Well, I was just gonna say, we'll see how she
matches up against some of our contestants. One guy thinks
he can beat you, for sure. The other one seemed
a little iffy. Wow, so I'm not sure. And then
one person will be playing as Laura's teammate and wins
if the others failed.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Yeah, okay, so there's explain how it's happening.

Speaker 17 (38:29):
Okay, So what we're gonna do. We're gonna have the
contestants go. We'll have two contestants go first. The ideas,
you want to name as many state capitals as you can. However,
you cannot repeat capital. So if if Kenny zaric Kenny,
if Kenny says the state capital, that means Caine can't
say it.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Well, I think Tanner is Gontacid name of the questate.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
And then they are going to give the capitol. Okay, yes,
that's how that.

Speaker 17 (38:53):
Worked, right, and so and then one person is going
to be playing with Laura. Laura is basically gonna be
playing for you, and so then you'll probably win.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
That's regulation.

Speaker 17 (39:04):
However, you guys will get twenty five seconds to name
off your state capitals.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Laura gets fifteen because she's so good.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Okay, so you can look it up real quick. No,
you can't look at it, no cheating. I'm gonna need
you to time it. Somebody's gonna have the timing out.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
I don't have tim, So let's give him thirty seconds.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Okay, okay, So.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
They get thirty seconds to name off as many capitals as.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Possible, and you just you fire them off as quick
as he is. They can answer him, and I'll tell
you when you're done.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
All right, Are you ready for the capitol game? My
good sir? No, on your mark, get set go. What
is the capital of California? Sacramento? What is the capital
of Nevada? What is the capital of Texas? Austin? What
is the capital of Wyoming? Shar What did you say?

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What is the capital of New York? What is the
capital of North Carolina? Pass? What is the capital of Missouri?
It's Springfield? No, it's not right wrong, Go ahead, what
is the capital of That's it? There we go, thirty second?
How many of you?

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Was much better? Much better than I thought? Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Now, I'm Laura got a look on her bills.

Speaker 9 (40:20):
Like when he hit Carson City, I was like, stop, okay,
what do you think you can beat that?

Speaker 6 (40:25):
I mean, I think I can beat it.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
And we're only giving her fifteen seconds.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
But this guy, he was very confident about it. He
put his hand up right away.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
So I don't know in the morning.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Yeah, yeah, he's got Let's play the game.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
First, Let's tell us what your baby.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
What is the capital of Indiana Indianapolis? What is the
capital of Michigan Lansing? What is the capital of Montana?

Speaker 20 (40:54):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Uh you know this, Saint Helena.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
No, the next question, what is the capital of North Dakota?

Speaker 19 (41:07):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Starts with a caters p b u bois and time
and got good.

Speaker 17 (41:26):
All right, Laura, Oh boy, she gets fifteen seconds, fifty seconds.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
I think she should have to go stand in front
of the class. She'd have to go stand in front
of the class. Stand. Yeah, okay, sorry, Laura, hurry are
you hurry? All right? Get over there. Round of applause
for Laura.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
So so to enhance this game, the guy who just
went Caine, Uh, he's got he's got something to show
Laura right before she goes here. Pull whatever's in your
pocket out of your pocket?

Speaker 9 (41:56):
What what is that?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Oh my god, my god. King just pulled a snake
out of his pocket. Why do you have a life
snake in your pocket?

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Dude, Oh my, there's a snake.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Ro's got a live snake in the pocket of his hoodie.
Buba walk it right up to Laura. Do you want
to hold it while you do this?

Speaker 9 (42:19):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Because it is a little unfair, Laura. We had to
make it. We had to make it more tough for
you live snake or is holding a live snake right
now extremely poisonous?

Speaker 21 (42:30):
I don't know?

Speaker 6 (42:31):
All right, are you ready? I'm ready?

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Okay, here we go on your mark, get ze yo.
What is the capital of New Hampshire Concord. What is
the capital of Rhode Island Providence? What is the capital
of South Dakota?

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Pierre?

Speaker 4 (42:46):
What is the capital of.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Washington Olympia?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
What is the capital of South Sorry? Of South Carolina?

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Columbia?

Speaker 4 (42:56):
What is the capital of Pennsylvania?

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Harrisburg?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
By the way, South Dakota was wrong?

Speaker 6 (43:00):
That's not true.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
What did you say, Pierre? Oh, you're right, sorry, Rhode
you already said that. Pennsylvania Harrisburg, New Jersey time Crentton. Now,
I'll tell you what. That wasn't fair? And you still won.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Seven?

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Correct? Did I screw it up? She wins anyway, She
won even with gezing and holding a live snake and
holding a live snake while doing it right? A plus
for Laura.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Boobo is my good luck charm.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
I think she's handing the live snake back to what's
his name, right back in the hoodie pod, right back
into his hoodie, like it's not even there. Dude's carrying
a live snake. Do you carry that live snake around
everywhere with you get this get up to the microphone.
Do you carry this live snake everywhere?

Speaker 20 (43:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
One on babysitting. He's my eight geir old daughters.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
He's your daughters.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
So when a babysitting, I mean, do.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
You freak people out just pulling snake out like at
an a MPM.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Sometimes I have to refrain her from doing that. Yeah,
because she carries them around as much as I do.
And when she pulls them out, like around a bunch
of kids, it's it's an.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Interesting He pulled it out when I was talking to
him earlier in all dude, what are you doing.

Speaker 9 (44:09):
What?

Speaker 17 (44:09):
And and Laura was playing that game holding it like
she was she was holding a warm turd.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
I kind of felt like a warm turd in my hands.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
How do you feel about it, Laura?

Speaker 6 (44:19):
The snake of the game, the game, the game.

Speaker 23 (44:20):
I feel good, I feel dormitant, I feel like a champion.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
I'm trying to not repeat states.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
You know, that's okay. I mean, you want to fire
up a few more just to see if I know
what I'm not sure?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
What's what's the capital of Oklahoma?

Speaker 6 (44:33):
Oklahoma City.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
What's the capital of Tennessee, Nashville. What's the capital of Oregon?
You got it, Laura, you gotta figured it out.

Speaker 18 (44:46):
You got it.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
What's the capital of Maryland? Anais like Maryland?

Speaker 9 (44:50):
Man?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
The capital of Maine Augusta. It is okay, right.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Now, go wash that salmonella off your hands.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
The hands standatized principal, principal beef water.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
How do you think she did here at the at
the Capitol game? She crushed it.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I was surprised that there was. I didn't expect any
hiccups whatsoever. I thought she was just gonna roll through
and nail it. So I guess holding a snake probably.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
What do you think about the dud bringing a snake
to bacon beer? That's a first for bacon.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
A little weirdo, go, little weirdo.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
You know, Oh, come on, dude, you grew up with
the monsters or something.

Speaker 9 (45:22):
What do you.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
All right?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Well, here we are bacon and beer.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
And one snake.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
That's right, and nothing is unexpected around here, that's true.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
All right.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
We are live at mcminimon's Grand Lodge in Forrest Grove
for bacon and beer the School of Rocketdition.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
By the way, Susan. They've got a lot of food
here Mcminimon's that we're serving this morning, right.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Yeah, we got actually a special bacon and beer menus.
There's a couple of there's a breakfast sandwich, has a
breakfast burrito, all of what you can order at the
bar when you go to get your beer.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yes, come on down if you're in Forest Grove, Hillsboro
or the surrounding areas Vinimon's Grand Lodges where we're at.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
We're here until ten am.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Everyone who shows up gets free bacon, and we're still
giving away a free trip.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
To Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
It's one of five nine the Brew Portland's Rock Station. Tanner,
Drew and Laura here live having Minimum's Grand Lodge and
Forrest Grove for Bacon and beer.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
School of.

Speaker 20 (46:20):
Here.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
In a few minutes, we are going to enter Principal
beef Water's office. Yes, and Principal beef Water may be
suspending or even expelling some kids here in a few minutes. Yike,
here at bacon and beer seems wound up. It could
be an expelsion. Before that, though, we have to find
our next bacon king or queen. And we have three
guys in front of us, who who have all been

(46:41):
expelled from school? Yeah, everyone who's standing here has been expelled.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
Honestly, Veria, I was very surprised at how many people
raise their hands when we.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
Asked who's been expelled? Yeah, a lot, a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
How many people do you think raise their hands because
we only picked three, but there.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Was a lot more. I think.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
I think some of them thought it was all the expulsions,
so it's just these three guys here because we got
five five, all right?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
And there was more than that. There was There was
probably it was like half.

Speaker 17 (47:07):
There's guysed a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Tattoo Bob, Why were you expelled from school? Where'd you
go to high school? Glinko blenkut? And why were you expelled?

Speaker 8 (47:18):
Fighting?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
You got for one reason?

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Just fighting?

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Were you fighting over?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I don't it was a huge deal.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Don't expelled like three or four times?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Okay, kept getting expelled, No, wonder you smoke, but it
calms you down.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
That was one of the reasons, woll And, So you
just have to he kept going to different schools.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
I would no, I would go back to Glinko. I'd
get expelled, and they.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Expelled me and you can never return.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
That's what I thought. It's one.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
But a lot of times you get you get expelled
in the middle of the year. You won't have to
wait the whole calendar, right, depends on the disc.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
So interesting, Well, Tattoo Bob's expelled for fighting? What's your name, Mike?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
What were you?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Where did you go to high school? Hills Bro? Where
did you get?

Speaker 24 (48:08):
What?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Did you get expelled for? Beating up my vice principal?
You stopped get out of here? Oh yeah, you down.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I actually took his computer and threw it in his lap.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I just cleaned off his desk.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Why. He kind of had a bit of a heart.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
On for me, and uh, he just was a jerk
and he decided, you decided.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
I left for a school event, came back after he
lied and said I wasn't supposed to be there, so
I showed back up.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
And that was that.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
He just leaned up his office. You wiped the desk off.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Watch this.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I've always wanted to do that. I want to do it,
but wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Not a proud moment, but yeah I have.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
And so did you like? Did you guys get fit?
You hit him and you got physical or you just
threw stuff on him?

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (48:49):
No, no, no, yeah, I give him a good one
knuckle sandwich.

Speaker 20 (48:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
And so I don't want to say where the police called? No, No,
that was old.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
Just let it go.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Yeah, now they would arrest.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Did you go back the next year?

Speaker 18 (49:03):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
No, I ended up starting into a trade, so.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
After that it was over. Okay, maybe for the past.
That's pretty good man.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
He got he got expelled for fighting the vice principal.
That's that's the one to beat.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
I think, Babe, Why don't you hear that you better behave?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
What's your name, Adam?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Adam?

Speaker 4 (49:17):
What'd you get? Where'd you go to high school?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
First Valley High School in Colorado?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Okay? What did you get expelled for?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Beating up to the shop teacher?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Wow with you kids? Well you were bad kids.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
No, he was picking on a freshman geek, So you're
he didn't clean up his.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Mess and he was pushing him around. So I got
in the middle and he took a swing at me,
so I hit him.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Wow, I love you. Stop yeah, stop bullying the.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Other high school for one class for nine weeks, just
where I could get my diploma.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
And you're saying the teachers to the first swing, Yeah,
I guess they it's the eighties.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Okay, Well, I mean he that shop teacher had to
come right.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
I guess your two cars coming?

Speaker 9 (50:06):
Man?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
All right?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
When you what's your name?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
William?

Speaker 4 (50:09):
William? What'd you go to high school? Tigered High? Where'd
you get what? Did you get a spell for fighting? Fighting?
Same thing?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Huh over?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Well, normally you get suspended for fighting.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
So what you threw down? Hard? I threw down four
years in a row. Were what were the fights over is?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Eighth grade, ninth grade, tenth grade, eleven?

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Where ever went back? Why did you fight? Though? I
don't remember?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
How's a wild and crazy kid, and you know you
were all young and dumb at one time.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
And when's the mon when's the last time you threw
a punch?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I remember, I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I think there's a dude laid out in the parking.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
I saw a guy in R. E. M. Sleep here
and finally, listener, Mike, What's what's going on?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Mike?

Speaker 4 (50:55):
What's the Channa High School?

Speaker 16 (50:56):
Continuation high school in California?

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Okay, and you would interest I got into it with
the principal about smoking on campus. All right.

Speaker 16 (51:04):
You didn't fight him, though, No, but I did throw
my books at him.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Okay, Well you didn't fight, so that's just that.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
That was the second day of school and my last day.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Had second second, last day done, and well those are
all really good stories. I got to say my votes
for the because I think fighting faculties the biggest thing
to get expelled.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
For, and nothing bigger than what happened here with fighting
and teacher's been good. But fighting a vice principal and
washing the desk off and watching the desk off is
one thing. A computer at somebody, Mike, I think you
are Bacon King for the hour. Good sir, Mike. You
get to sit in a lazybor recliner front and row,
and he gets to wear because he was a total

(51:47):
poop bed in school, he gets to wear the dunst cap,
which is actually a tird dunce cap.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
Yeah, it's like the poop emoji in a hat form.
It's very nice. Oh but he also gets a superstar sticker.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Yeah, we're still supporting even though you're in trouble.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Wow, a vice principal. That's crazy. He showed back up
to do it. It's like remember me, and then just
threw the computer on his lap. Man, Now you would
be cupped and stuff.

Speaker 9 (52:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
I bet it felt good though, Like, let's.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
Fine, I wanted my assistant principle to be punched so bad.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
I think we all wanted that because the principle wasn't
always so bad. The bearer of bad news was always
the vice men.

Speaker 17 (52:26):
Yeah, because that's usually the dean of discipline or yeah, yeah,
that the guy who throws down on you.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
So yeahsipline.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
Geez.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
All right, we're here live at mcmanamone's Grand Lodging Forest
Grove for bacon and beer.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
The School of rocketition coming up next.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
We will be going inside Principal beef Water's office and
he's going to issue some punishments, I think to some
students here that's coming up soon.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
It's Tanner, Chew and Laura on one five nine.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
The brew.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Ish.

Speaker 9 (52:53):
Yeah, hey.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Hi hi allah, it's bacon and Beery Minimum's grand Lodge
and forest grown.

Speaker 9 (53:04):
I gotta say, with the sun peeking through the clouds
right now, it's very beautiful.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
It's a very serene morning.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
It's a vibe out here, you guys.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
It is a fine It's no longer raining on my computer.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Ye, it's bright.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I know, like the one day because last year we
were looking at the dates to book baking and beer
and we're like, okay, what's the weather been like on
August twenty third the last couple of years sunny, hot,
one hundred yeah, and then today it's a little wet
at moist, but that's fine. You people came out and
showed up and I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yeah, and we dodged them Onsoon you know, Casey was
Beefwater was talking about laying in his bed here at
Grand Lodge with his window open last night and just
listening to it rain, going oh god, yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Is that right, Principal people.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I only cried for about fifteen minutes, and then we
made peace with the rain.

Speaker 9 (53:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
By the way, you look, it is organ that's very true.
That's why you were out here.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Man.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
It was a rain or shine, a beer event.

Speaker 8 (54:01):
Tough.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
It's all right, And Beefwatter is dressed as in.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
His principal outfit today and looks dapper if it were
nineteen seventy two.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Is that all gut or do you have something in there?

Speaker 6 (54:10):
This is you the answer?

Speaker 2 (54:11):
He was wearing a bullet proof This is all what
I would call none of your business.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
It looks like you want to keep.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
It up, you want to start your sass.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
It looks like you're wearing a bulletproof vest that it
looks like.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Well maybe I might be Yeah, I got a gunfight
schedule for eleven thirty. This is Cools, a war zone.
I'm fighting for my life out here, just trying to
keep the peace.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
All right, Principal beef Water, we get it. And he's
walking around with this paddle in his hand. He already
paddled tattoo bottle paddle.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
It looks very threatening.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
I guarantee we're not the only ones with PTSD from
junior high.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
From this guy, I'm.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Learning how to twirl it like a baton. Am I
the only one?

Speaker 4 (54:45):
So I went to a private school till I was
like in the sixth grade. Am I the only one
who was paddled with those things?

Speaker 9 (54:51):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (54:51):
No?

Speaker 4 (54:51):
You got paddled too. You got paddled. Okay, you were
paddled a minute. They had my school had holes in them.
They had holes in the paddle. I had to make
an aero dynamic. Is that why they did it?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (55:01):
Because it goes.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
You don't want the wind slowing it down.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Yeah, it is, and so you can swing it faster.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
All right.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Well listen, Principal beef Water is here, and which means
it is time to enter Principal beef Water's office.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
All right.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
So it's just like you know, kids getting sent to
the principal and he's got to cast some judgment before us.

Speaker 11 (55:24):
We've got three unfortunate souls that couldn't keep their crap together,
all right, Starting with Mandy.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
So what did you do?

Speaker 6 (55:31):
I was a perfect student.

Speaker 11 (55:33):
You're a perfect student. Well, the teacher seemed to think otherwise.
Let's get to the truth, because you're getting.

Speaker 18 (55:39):
On my nerves.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
I was caught fighting.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Caught fighting where you win or losing a win? Okay,
I'll give you a little credit for that. Did you
pull her hair?

Speaker 9 (55:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Okay, I'm taking the points. I just gave you a way.
Always go for the hair, poole.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
I admire the fact that you didn't pull hair. I
think that the rule fights are in school. I remember
them being kind of boring because that's all I would do.

Speaker 11 (56:02):
Yeah, but it's exciting when you swing them around like
a cave Man's fair enough. So, uh so you you
got caught fighting? Is this a regular occurrence? Are you
just a bad kid? You having trouble at home?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
What's going on?

Speaker 16 (56:14):
I don't know. They just didn't like me.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
So I never started it.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
You never started you just youre a finisher.

Speaker 11 (56:21):
Yeah, okay, I like it. Unfortunately, you're still involved in
the tussle. So you're getting three Saturday schools. I can't
battle you because you're a female. And you're lucky about
that because dog gone it. I've been warming up all morning.
I'm ready to crack it hard.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
So we'll see you for three saturdays in a row.
If you're late, go ahead and count it for five.
I'd go find your seat while the getting's good.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Thank you, Clay, your principal beef water Savage.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Here it comes Seon Brett, who I sully a door.
I love Seon Brette.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I do think he was probably a bad kid with
the add and everything awful but he is one of
the one of the guys who's been working on the
Portland Airport, you know, revamping it.

Speaker 25 (57:03):
Yeah, and I want to give a shout out to
Snyder Roofing of Oregon, the best roofing company available in
the city of Portland.

Speaker 17 (57:10):
Yes, car, I have to tell you the reason why
he was telling me the story. I guess when he
was on the radio, what last week when you were
talking about this let's.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Wrap it up. Fellas his boss.

Speaker 17 (57:19):
His boss, who was a billionaire from out of state,
was listening to the show and called him immediately and
he's like, do once you mentioned the company?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
So that's why, that's why you just got to mention.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
Okay, I see all the roofles beautiful.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah, all right, all right, mister Britt, What's what's going
on here?

Speaker 25 (57:34):
So in middle school, my middle school went from seventh
grade to ninth grade, and this gal always said, Chambread
ain't got no ween or scham Brad.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Ain't got I was just about to tell you better
watch that mouth. So seventh grade, I let it pass.

Speaker 25 (57:52):
I mean, I'm not sporting the biggest bulge out here,
just the average white guy, I know. So seventh grade
let it pass. Eighth grade. Let it pass in the
middle of ninth grade. I couldn't take it anymore.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
I turned around and I just laid it, laid it
on her desk. You did not stop it.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
You did not. You should be arrested, that's true. You
should have a red dot over you run.

Speaker 25 (58:15):
This is back in the eighties where they were a
lot more fluid back then. Yeah, I don't have to
register or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Stop you right there and ask you to google Statute
of limitation.

Speaker 25 (58:24):
Yeah, So, long story short, I got one hundred percent
expelled from that Kelso school and had to go to
another school for the rest of the year.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
And then are able to keep it in your pants
that time?

Speaker 25 (58:39):
Well, and I didn't wear sweats anymore.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
So okay, Principal beef Water, what say you?

Speaker 9 (58:44):
Boy?

Speaker 11 (58:45):
Won't even begin on this deal. I'm gonna need you
to just hang tight for a few because the cops
are on the way. The fact that you got away
with this is unbelievable. You should have been no less
than a suspended slash expelled.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
And I got somebody that just wants to calling me.
That's probably the police.

Speaker 11 (59:02):
Shobritt I'm gonna go ahead and need to uh make
a run for some gatorade because you're gonna get paddled
till sunset?

Speaker 9 (59:10):
Can we do?

Speaker 4 (59:10):
You want to get paddled right now? You deserve that.
I feel all right? All right, Ben is still not
the same.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Telling you what. I'm gonna lose a rotator cuff on
this one, so you've got to.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Wash out there.

Speaker 13 (59:24):
That's right, that's right. Take that one home with you, son,
can share that one with your dad. He was actually limp.

Speaker 20 (59:38):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Wait five minutes. Then go ahead and try and sit
on that one.

Speaker 11 (59:42):
Big dog's that's how you whip it out and laid
on the desk.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
That's how I got paddled. I mean that was that
was a series paddling.

Speaker 25 (59:49):
I should have never wore my wife's pants today either that.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
These are things. I'm glad you said it. Thank you
very much, Chabrette. Back to class.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Do we have time for one more?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
That's up to you.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Oh yeah, we got time for one more.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
One more?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Step up, kid, what's happening? What'd you do this time?
After that? Nothing? I was an angel?

Speaker 16 (01:00:11):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Oh there, God, we believe it. Wait, we'll leave it
at that get your butt back a glass. If I
see it here again, you're not gonna love.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
It, Principal bas fun like, oh my god, it was fun.
Settle down, Oh go love it. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
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for one of my favorite bacon of beers in a
long time. Man live on the Portland's rock station one
O five nine The Brew Tanner, J and Laura live
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Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
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so it smells like camp out here. And a lot of.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Breakfast, so much food, bacon and pancakes.

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I got the pancakes here a mc minimon's.

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You're so good. That's the short stack. That's the short stack, right. Yeah,
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What'd you get?

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It's good.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
I did more bacon eightieth Play of Bacon with eggs,
hash browns, a little bing to the bong.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
You got food all over? Gets so much bacon. It's good,
good bacon. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Coming up here in a second, we're gonna do with
the drunk spelling Bee. We're gonna have some listeners who
are pretty pickled. I guess I've had some beers this
morning spell some words and we'll see how well they
do for a chance of corn tickets.

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Before that, though, I want to check in and see
how we've done with these school supplies. Do we know, Cord,
do you have an update on where we're at?

Speaker 20 (01:01:46):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Yeah, A big stack, big, a big old pile is
what we got. I don't know. We don't know poundedge
or anything like that.

Speaker 17 (01:01:52):
I can tell you it's big enough that at one
point it fell over and kind of a a little avalanche.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
So that's that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
That's a good problem, lan of school supplies.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
So if you're in the area, come on down bring
some school supplies for some kids in need.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I appreciate everyone who brought down school supplies, especially backpacks,
because those are expensive. So yeah, Rob, applause for yourselves
for helping out the kids. Shit follow us on Instagram
at one of five nine the Brew or Tanner, Juan
Laura to see it all. We'll do the drunk spelling
be next. It's Tanners.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Hey, you got an extra piece of paper and a pencil.
I'll get you stoned before next period. Tanner, Drew and
Laura's bacon in beer. This School of Rock edition live
from mcmahimon's Grand Lodge and Forest Growth.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Yes we are live.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Thanks to everyone who showed up this morning for bacon
and beer. Also thanks to mcminimons for opening up early
for us today. And we apologize to the people who
are staying in this hotel for waking up super early with.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
All his noise.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
You know, thank you, No apologize, no apologies here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
But thanks everyone who showed up. Also want to say
things to Thornton. All that coffee you guys are sipping
on this morning, A delicious coffee is from Thornton.

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Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
It's very tasty, very good stuff. Court. How are you
feeling this morning, my friend.

Speaker 17 (01:03:18):
I'm feeling good. I got I'm fully caffeinated. I got
some food, my tell me now, so I'm feeling good.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Yeah. It's been a long time since you were in
high school, right, it's been a very long time. Yes,
horse and carriage, I believe.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the beatings earlier. I brought it
all back to me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
So we're going to do a spelling be here in
a few minutes. When you were a kid, did you
ever do a spelling me?

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I never had to stand up and do the spelling bee.
We would spell in class, and I sucked at it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
I was bad at its day.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Do you guys remember like where I went to school,
Everyone would stand up in your classroom and they would
go through until everyone was humiliated except for two kids,
and those two kids would go to the auditorium and
they would all be humiliated until they were down to
a final few kids.

Speaker 20 (01:04:00):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Yeah, and those kids would get the crap beat out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Of them and they would escape on a tag bus. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
But I mean it's really impressive when you watch like
the script spelling Bee. The kid they'll say words that
I've never even heard of, and they'll spell them out perfectly,
and it's it's impressive.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
It's demoralizing for the rest.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
So we have here court, What is it how many contestants?

Speaker 10 (01:04:20):
We have?

Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
Nine?

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
We had eight? And then a guy showed up wearing
a full on graduation outfit and we're like, well he
has to be in.

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
Come up here, man, what's your name?

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
He's showed up in a caf and gown.

Speaker 16 (01:04:32):
I don't know where Tony graduate, Tony, Hey, good.

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Morning, graduated Tony. Thanks for showing up looking all dapper
this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I just graduated last night, so I had to come
where'd you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Yeah, last night, police academy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
All right, all right, hey, listen, he graduated from something
that's counts, that counts.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I can want to be out for two hours, so
I do the eight to ten.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
And so you came up and you were like you
really wanted to be in the spelling bee contest. I
got to spell, man, the mind is ready, the mind
is ready.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
You said, what about the mind?

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
It's ready, it's ready, and then it was a terrible
thing to waste, right, terrible thing do, very terrible minete.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Yes, all right, I love this dude. I like his
energy and he's ready. All right, Well you're number nine,
so you got to get in the back of the
line here. But what we're gonna do is just court
explain it. We're gonna run through each person.

Speaker 17 (01:05:17):
Right, Yeah, it's a basic spelling, and be just like
you see in scripts. You will give them a word.
They will try to spell that word through the haze
of alcohol that they've been drinking all morning. Right, And
I warned them that they can ask for the you know,
the country of origin and all that kind of stuff,
but you will not.

Speaker 6 (01:05:31):
Know that, so you might just be making stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
It's very true. All I have in front of me
are a list of spelling our words from grade seven,
eight and nine.

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
And I don't have an origin. I don't have any
of that.

Speaker 17 (01:05:43):
Yeah, but you should be able to know these because
everybody here graduate at least got through the seventh grade. Right, yes, okay,
so you should be able to get these words.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Okay, the words should should Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
First up here we go for the drunk spelling. Be
first up, Rick, how many beers have you had this morning?

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Too many?

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Too many?

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
All right, no such thing?

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Rick, spell the word leisurely e I.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
You, and he's spelling his beer as he goes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
He's like, sorry, I automatically shifted to Luau.

Speaker 9 (01:06:26):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Next up is Daniel. Sorry David spelling, When did you
When did you graduate?

Speaker 18 (01:06:32):
David?

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Wouldn't I graduate like two thousand and six with the masters?
Oh wow? Okaya doesn't mean I can spell.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I use computers.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
I have computer spell for.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Me because I feel like we didn't ask about your advance.
I do feel like the closer you are to school, though,
the better expelling you are. Well, he's got his masters,
he better be smart.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
All right, no pressure, though, David, spell the word accelerate accelerate.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
A C C E l A r A t E.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
I'm sorry you were close. It was actually, uh where
the word goes should be, I believe, Yeah, yeah he did.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
He didn't that up right up next to his Amy,
Good morning Amy. You want to boast about your credentials.
He saw what happened last time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Holding up Mic is an I'm not here now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Well, I also have a Oh hello, I also have
a master's degree.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
But we'll see.

Speaker 18 (01:07:27):
Okay, okay, can you spell the word arsenal arson arsenal
arsenal A r s E n A l A.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Look at She goes to the back of the line.
All right. Next up is Tyler. Good morning, Tyler, good morning.
Where'd you go to school?

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
I went to school at a hell High graduated twenty eleven.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Okay, all right, can you spell the word supremacy? U
s U p R E m A CE.

Speaker 23 (01:08:03):
So close I can't believe so close it happened. Okay,
it was m A c y good sir. Next up
is Jacob hell whoa whoa Jacob?

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Jacob?

Speaker 9 (01:08:16):
Are you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Kick though this contest? All right? Call the police?

Speaker 16 (01:08:25):
Jacob?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
How are you doing this morning? Buddy?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Where'd you go to school?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
My baby Heather?

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
You're here with your baby Heather. We grade you, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
First, I went why graduating? Oh seven?

Speaker 25 (01:08:36):
I should have graduated O six, but I flipped an ATV,
I've gone smell blind and.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Oh wow, was out of school year because of all that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
But well, thanks for bringing bod. We appreciate that last person.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
As we call you a super senior.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
That's what you're a super senior.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Yeah no, no, I graduate as I'm a super junior.

Speaker 9 (01:08:57):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
All right, Okay, all right, Jacob, spell the word procrastinating.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Procrastinating that's FROs. I'm not going to finish something.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
I'm sorry, you're far off Jacob. Yeah, sorry. Next up
is Josh.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Good morning, Josh, good morning. When'd you graduate? H? One
O one? All right, so this could be difficult for you.
It's been a while. Yeah, I graduated in two thousand,
so don't ask me to play this game, okay, buddy?
Can you spell the word herbivores or is it just
for the war herb before?

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Just do her before? H E r B I v
O r E.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Sorry, it's h E r b I v O r
O u S. What did I say?

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
I said the word first, right, the first time?

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
Give them another one?

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
Don't another I don't even know the one because the
guy running the game is idiot and that's me.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
All right? Can you spell armageddon?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Jesus?

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Great movie?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
A r M E G.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Okay, sorry, buddy, A r M A. It was a
great movie, hit the books. Next up is Miriam, Hi, Miriam?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
What what would you you? Did you graduate?

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
I didn't graduate, okay, gd.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Nothing nothing like that. Are you stoned?

Speaker 9 (01:10:36):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
What are super baby?

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Are you baked? You stoned?

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
Are you sure?

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
I hate to see you stone?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
She would stop moving.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
She does not need it's from.

Speaker 21 (01:10:50):
Solid, all right, so I'm still trying to wake up.

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
Okay, I understand where he's going to be great at
this game?

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Can you spell the word arthritis arthritis A.

Speaker 20 (01:11:00):
R T.

Speaker 21 (01:11:02):
E A R t h E R.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
So close A R t h R I T I R.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
We're really we're getting down. One person's gotten a word, right, well.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Yeah, honestly, in a few minutes that person might be
the winner here in a second.

Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
That's kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Our next up is Noel, Hi, Noel, you did you graduate?

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Oh one?

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Force Grove High, Force Grove High?

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Can you spell the word seizure?

Speaker 13 (01:11:32):
S E I z U r E.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Very good? Back the line for her. The ladies are dominating.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Stacy is up next, per usual, Stacey. Can you spell
the word dyslexia. It's kind of a cruel dyslexia. Just
get the word has i X Hold on what you
say d i X. I'm sorry, people left and right here.
Next up is June. Good morning, June. Can you spell

(01:12:05):
the word nausea.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
N A U S E A special Here comes the graduate, baby,
all right, a graduate who showed up to Bacon a
beer in a cap and gown this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
His name is Tony. All right, Tony, can you spell
the word Babylonian?

Speaker 16 (01:12:27):
No, alright, you want to?

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
I mean technically he was right?

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
Question?

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Yeah, all right, all right, we're down to three at least,
so I go up a grade, You go up a grade. Okay,
here we go. I think you could even if you
want to flip the page.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
You can.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Next up is Amy, Amy, can you spell the word
spell the words?

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
Flipping two pages?

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Serious? This is getting d spell the word headquarters?

Speaker 9 (01:13:03):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Headquarters, headquart head quarters quarters quarters?

Speaker 18 (01:13:08):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
Sorry, h E A D q U.

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
A R t e r s.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Nice very gun. The all lady final continues.

Speaker 9 (01:13:20):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Let's go to Noel, Noel, no Weel. Can you spell
the word concentration c.

Speaker 10 (01:13:27):
O N C E N T r A t I
O N.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Look at that they're going power around June.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
It's impressive.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Let's go to June. Can you spell the word previously.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Previously p R E V I O U s l
y Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Wow, wow wow. I'm all right, I'm stepping the words up.
Flip gettle bigger you got, I'm gonna go harder.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
I'm gonna go up to ten, to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Eleventh and twelfth grade, very big kid stuff. All right,
here we go, Amy, can you spell the word opportunist?

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
Opportunist O P P O R t U n I
s T. Look at that man. One of you has
to fail sin.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
All right, Noel, can you spell the word presumptuous p
t R presumptuous p R E s U M P
T I oh.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
You, I'm sorry. It's p t oh you what p
t U O U s sorry you yeah, U O
U s O can be like what.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Flip that table? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Do you wash that thing off? Can you spell the
word in? You window.

Speaker 16 (01:14:55):
Uh wind and you window e in?

Speaker 6 (01:15:01):
It's Amy?

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Do we have a winner.

Speaker 18 (01:15:09):
There?

Speaker 20 (01:15:09):
It is?

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Congratulations? We heard that sound again, Amy with the masters
one of them paid off. Congratulations. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Congratulations. Amy, you just got tickets to go see Corn.

Speaker 12 (01:15:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
We is spelled wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
We should point out that corn spelled wrong. K O
R very good, very good? All right, it's Sander D.
You and Laura live here at minimums Grand Lodge and
Forest Grove. How we feeling everybody who's ready to run
that trip to Las Vegas? I know t the loaf's
been like how many bacon of beers you've been to

(01:15:42):
tell this is number six and you haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
You haven't won yet, I have not coming to the
semi finally got close. He's gotten closed. All right, we're
gonna find out who wins.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Coming up next, hang on, it's free Lynn's Rock Station
one O five nine The Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura
live at Bacon and Beer Minimum's Grand Lodge and Forrest
grow Right now, everyone's lined up and they are doing
the high Car lowcard game for the trip to Vegas.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Yeah, that's right, and they're long line. Lots of people
are pretty much everyone's qualified, so I guess they're gonna
narrow it down to what they're gonna get it. Yeah,
I think four will be the final.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
There's a lot of lot of people out there now
that it's can get my eyes in the lot.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Yeah, the rains finally stopped and it's a very beautiful
more dude, it's so nice out here, this this Grand Lodge,
just as the first time I've ever actually been to
this location, and it is very it's a vibe, it's
very serene and peaceful.

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
It certain and if you I know, on our Instagram
you can see the inside of the bar that we're
right in front of right now the ambiance and there
last night when I was here, I was just like
a tourist, just taking photos of the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
And so Dog Star Keanu Reeves band's performing here. Yeahs
to come right there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
I haven't even seen the stage yet. So we've got
tickets to that show this morning. Who wants to go
see Nicolas?

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Almost Nicholas? Who wants to go see count of Reeves band?
Dog Star?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
All right, we got some of those tickets here in
a little bit. I would like to see the Neo
play bass one.

Speaker 12 (01:17:05):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:17:06):
I feel like Keanu Reeves. He's that guy who will
hang out before and after a show. You know, so
if you're here and you're staying and you're at the show,
you might see him wandering around.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
Yeah, he tends to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Are they going to stay here at the at the hotel?
They I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
I mean they have some off property stuff here. I
saw like the children's building or whatever. I think that
might be more rooms and for a big dog, they
might just give him that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Yeah. Yeah, like a hit and tin house somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
Somewhere, because that I know at Edgefield, I've stayed in
some pretty private things, just on accident that you wouldn't
be able to access him.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
What are you screaming? Someone lost their vegas?

Speaker 9 (01:17:44):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Oh, people are mad? Sorry, what beef fodder.

Speaker 11 (01:17:46):
I'm gonna say, if you guys interrupt one more time,
don't make me come over there, because I'm a swinging
fool this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
How many people have you paddled with your paddle principal fodder?
About thirty eight people are asking to paddle.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Yeah, somebody asked me if I could paddle his wife.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
It's inappropriate, he's said serious, So he's not. He's not likely.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
He gave me a smack and I didn't. He didn't.
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
I was in another conversation. I'm like, whoa, Yeah, taking
East I was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
A little backhand soft you want the real deal.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
And earlier when he when he slapped Sean Britt, I
guess you could hear the crack from across the yard.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
Oh yeah, that was a he connected on that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
That's got to still be hurting.

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
I got I got a text from klask and I
the guy heard it out there.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
I feel like you caught it. He because he really
spread him, you know, I feel like you caught him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
He thought I was fooling around, and I didn't think
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
I think you caught him in the carriage a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
Yeah, I think he pushed them are in there? Yeah,
that thing's gonna burp late.

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
God, what are we even talking about?

Speaker 19 (01:18:43):
You know, we don't want to push air out of control.
Pushing air I all need to go to has got
a lot out of control. Like this always happens when
I'm making a beer. I've had one beer, just like
I feel a little loose.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
I feel loose.

Speaker 6 (01:18:57):
Lots more pancakes to eat, so get pancakes too.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
They got good here.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
But anyway, all right, I diagree.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
We're here live at mcmaniman's Grand Lodge and Forest Grow
for bacon and beer, the School of Propetition, and we're
gonna find out who's gonna win that trip to Vegas
in a few minutes. I think we're gonna play the
geography games. So much more happened this morning and bacon
and beer live on one of five nine the bread.

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Then joined us things.

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There is not one like.

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Wand no one I.

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Didn't wait night image think way to do?

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I just want to love.

Speaker 16 (01:20:53):
There are no words doing now to describe.

Speaker 12 (01:20:58):
For my language.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
I don't want my feelings with.

Speaker 12 (01:21:10):
Joe.

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I came first fall Jackson man just games myself.

Speaker 12 (01:21:25):
There's no one I didn't wait last night. I think
I didn't wait last night. I first, I didn't not.

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Speaker 12 (01:22:48):
I did nothing.

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Stopping.

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dollar stone when I get the throwing, and.

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Only you got to.

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Come back before more, oh the.

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Thing to come back another nine of the love, he
little thing.

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Let me lie you.

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Kenna calls the mama, I'm so on to Honda night
just around.

Speaker 9 (01:24:03):
I don't excided the words that I'm a man the
great aparents.

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you a bit of the deal. Take my hand.

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Don't be afraid. I'm gonna move every word I see.

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Speaker 16 (01:24:27):
Let me latch Kenne calls him, Mama, I'm so all
the hand of nats around.

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Yeah ah no, no famous, Hey I am.

Speaker 12 (01:24:42):
I'm a man.

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Come alome with me.

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I forgot some God I love.

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It, and I got some bowing snore.

Speaker 16 (01:24:54):
When I get the throwing older, you gotta.

Speaker 12 (01:24:56):
Come running back.

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The bone wasn't run along and I'm not doesn't and
I know at just don't love my little thing. Let
meon latch. Kennel calls him, Mama, I'm sure all the
henna na dis arrests. Oh for the henna n ass
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I wasn't long enough by the cousin, and I know
ten loll hey little bame lemon latch.

Speaker 16 (01:25:41):
Kennel calls him, Mama, I'm sure the henna.

Speaker 12 (01:25:43):
Na dis arrest.

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Yeah, so all the henna now.

Speaker 12 (01:25:51):
I am a good love.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
Portland's rock Station one oh five nine in the Brew. Yes,
Standard Jew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
We are live here at mc minimum's Grand Lodge for
baking and bear everybody. You can't hear us, Well, those
speakers might be turned down a little bit because we
were doing something. Everyone's screaming, everyone's drunk and hammered, and
I'm happy just sitting back and watching it all.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
I like it, Yes, I do like it. Like this
with us right now is a guy who has been
how long have you been pickled this morning? What time
did you get here? I got here at like eight o'clock? Okay, okay,
what's your name? Bobby? Bobby?

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
So you've been only been here an hour in thirteen minutes?
And you sound you sound like you've been drinking a
little bit. How many beers have you had?

Speaker 16 (01:26:57):
I've had I've had one beer, two shots. Okay, I've
had like fourteen pieces.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Of bacon intoxic a food come. He came up to
us earlier and was like, how many years you been
listening to us?

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
Nine years?

Speaker 16 (01:27:12):
Nine years before Drew started, I was listening to one
O five nine the.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Brew when you just started to be by myself.

Speaker 9 (01:27:18):
It was just you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
And then next thing, I know, the next year Drew
joined and then you guys started. I remember I told him,
I go, you guys hired Drew or I'm burning this
building to the ground.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
I think that was That is exact.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
That is a literal quote that I said to the company.
And I appreciate that that's happened. I remember, and I
was serious.

Speaker 16 (01:27:36):
I was I never carry Anne was here and yeah
she left.

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
That was sad.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
But then the war came and I was like.

Speaker 6 (01:27:42):
Awesome, Yeah, thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
It's like he's got the time, super fan.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
And so when people you said you listen to us
at work.

Speaker 16 (01:27:52):
Oh, I listened to you guys in my work truck
all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Man, he tries to change my radio station. I'm like, no,
what the hell are you doing. Who's trying to change
R SISH in your own truck. That's the rookies. Rookies
They're like, oh, they're talking bull cribs.

Speaker 22 (01:28:07):
It's it's commercial I'm like, I don't care if it's commercial.

Speaker 9 (01:28:12):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
That's right. That's how we get our bills paid right there,
even in.

Speaker 16 (01:28:17):
My own personal chuck, that's my radio station five nine
The Brew.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Bobby, Yeah, we really appreciate you man. Thanks for coming out.
Run of applause for Bobby.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Everybody give him a superstar. They got there. You go
out of the class today. Bobby coming up in a
few minutes, Mick d is going to perform another Bacon
and Beer song for us, and that's gonna help clear
the problem because you know I'm gonna go home here soon.

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
We are commercial free.

Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
On one of five nine The Brew.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Happy Friday, Portland's rock station. One of five nine The Brew,
Tanner Drewing, look still live here, I mean Minimum's Grand
Lodging Force grow for Bacon and Beer. The School of
Rock addition, Principal Beef Water. What are your some of
your takeaways from this morning's party.

Speaker 11 (01:29:04):
Well, Sean's got a soft booty, figured that out. Yeah,
So he's still complaining over there. He's still whining, yeah,
talking about how hard I hit him?

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
He did you did? You did swat him?

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Kind of hard? Of that power that was sampler platter.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Well, if you missed the show this morning and there
was a lot of wild things that happened, make sure
you check out the podcast later on today at one
O five nine in the brew dot Com. I do
real quick before we find a Vegas winner, I want
to do a check in on the school supplies are doing, Susan,
our jet run of applause.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
For Susan, our Jedi thefrom Susan.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Honestly, none of these bacon and beers could happen if
it weren't for these three heads right here, Court, Casey
and Susan.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
So we appreciate them.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
She's like, thank you because I would have.

Speaker 9 (01:29:53):
More.

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
You would be lost without me.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
Susan, how are we doing for the school supplies?

Speaker 24 (01:29:57):
Well, wow, this beat all my expectations.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
We can with one bin?

Speaker 24 (01:30:01):
That thing got full right away. Yeah, and then it
wraps all the way around.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
There's boxes and the backpacks are full of schools.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
So you just see backpacks, right, Susan and I opened
up a bag and there's stuff with paper, pencils.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
Folders, everything.

Speaker 9 (01:30:13):
I mean.

Speaker 24 (01:30:13):
And this is part of that Lazy Boy a school
supply drive that we did with the Salvation Army and
they extended it a few days so we could include this.

Speaker 21 (01:30:21):
And we are going to have to get a U
all or something to get all this.

Speaker 6 (01:30:24):
Stuff over to the cel phoner.

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
Thank you guys all this stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
You know, if you want kids to be great, they
got to be able to learn. And that's yeah, that's
the key to it right there in that pile.

Speaker 6 (01:30:34):
That's yeah. It's costing more for parents every year.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Every year.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
They're saying four hundred and thirty dollars a kid this
year is the average price for school supplies.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
So if you're not following us on Instagram, please do so.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
At one O five nine the Brew or Tanner, Drew
and Laura, you'll be able to see all of the
school supplies that our dough Fast listeners have brought down
today at Bacon and Beer. We're gonna find a Vegas
winner coming up next, Y'all's Tanner, Drew and Laura on
the Brew.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Yeah, we are here live.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
At mcminimum's Grand Lodge and Forrest Grow for Bacon and Beer,
the School of Rock Condition. What's happening y'all?

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
Who's who's nice and pickle this morning at Bacon and Beer. Yeah,
I appreciate y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
I appreciate mcminimon's thanks so much for them opening up
early for us and having us and all these crazy
people this early.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
We really appreciate them.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
I'll be curious to know how many noise complaints they
go on.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
Have we heard any?

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
It's well, it's such an it's such a nicely spaced
out place that I stayed in the hotel.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
But it's still quite a way is over there, so
maybe they maybe they don't hear it. Yeah, maybe they
will have us.

Speaker 6 (01:31:38):
We'll find out.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Yeah, we'll find out if they have us back.

Speaker 9 (01:31:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
Right, we still have a.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Lot of stuff to give away. Man, we still have
a Lazy Boy to give away this morning. We still
have some Green Day tickets to give away this morning.

Speaker 18 (01:31:48):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
We had an idea for Green Day tickets, but we
were shot down by legal Apparently that happens a lot, honestly.
Like literally, they just told us seconds for one of
the air that we can't we can't do the bit.
She's saying, no, we can't do the bid. Okay, okay,
well we'll figure it out. We were gonna we were
gonna paddle somebody for for tickets, you know, beating for tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Pro Yeah, that's probably a lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
I think that's a great name, beating for tickets. But
how about across the thigh leaving marks for Green Day?

Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
No, I don't that's I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
Think that she's giving me the death. I now I
can maybe I can feel her staring through me.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
All right, so we'll give the Green Day tickets away
here in a few minutes. But let's at least give
away the ticket first off, before we give away the
Vegas trip. I think we need to have a celebration, right,
because this is a big moment. Someone's gonna win a
trip to Vegas to see comedian Burt Kreischer. Yeah, and
by the way, this is all thanks to Resorts World.
I got this here her somewhere, Yes, there a grand
prize is gonna win a trip for two to Las

(01:32:46):
Vegas to see comedian Burn Kreischer in his headlining debut
at Resorts World Theater Burt Kreischer Double Down. September twenty,
twenty seventh or the twenty eighth.

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
You can go whenever. At Resorts World Loss Vegas.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
You'll enjoy a luxury night's day complete with top tier
service and amenities at Swords World, along with two tickets
to the show and airfare to Las Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
I been gone, hih HIHI all right, court.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Who do we have?

Speaker 9 (01:33:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
First off, let's have make deeperform a song for us
to Oh of course, yeah, bring out the pig right
to celebrate this Vegas trip? Ready to celebrate an angel?

Speaker 22 (01:33:20):
Could I get you guys to do a little chap here?

Speaker 9 (01:33:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
God?

Speaker 24 (01:33:23):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
O O o o O.

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
Where's this going?

Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
When the thick cut or lean? I won't make a scene.
I'm no vegetarian man. Nick Minnerman's bacon in is number one, understand,
just sent me my honor. I don't need a knife,
no babyback of punk chunks. Bacon's my life. One Bacon
beers in your town, the brutal mess around.

Speaker 16 (01:33:53):
Cause I'm gonna eat.

Speaker 7 (01:33:55):
Juicy bacon strips.

Speaker 26 (01:33:57):
Gana eat makes me lick my legs, belly grove jan
until Exploi.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Very good, very good, mcdee.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
All right, So let's let's do this, man, Let's find
out who's going to Las Vegas to see comedian Burt Kreischer.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Okay, so what we got, we got?

Speaker 17 (01:34:24):
We're down to our last three and what we're gonna
do is high card, low card. I'm gonna I got
a series of you know, regular playing cards on my hand.
I'm gonna deal them out to them. They'll flip them over.
Who has the highest card is going on to Vegas?
The other two will be sadly disappointed. But fortunately we're
at a bar and you can drink your sorrows away,
all right, So, and if there's a tie, then we'll

(01:34:45):
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
We'll do another round after that. But here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
Are we meeting these people or are we gonna meet
a winner?

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Okay. So first we have Sam Sam, Hi, where are
you from?

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
Tay?

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Have you ever been to?

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Have you ever been to Las Vegas?

Speaker 8 (01:34:58):
Sam?

Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
Have I been there? Okay? Oh, she's got the twin.

Speaker 6 (01:35:03):
Disqualified.

Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
I've been to Vegas. She's done it right apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Next step, what's your name? Kat Cat? Have you been
to Vegas?

Speaker 9 (01:35:10):
No? I have not.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
Cat's ready to get weird.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (01:35:15):
And finally we got Mike, Mike who was actually sitting
in the our Lazy Boy earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Mike, have you been to Biggas?

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Absolutely has been. Yeah, he's done some damage in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
Mike has the rare opportunity to take home Vegas and
the chair.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Yeah, is that's true?

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Oh man, this whole place would hate you if you
won both. Yeah, you won the Vegas trip and the
Lazy Boy recliner.

Speaker 17 (01:35:40):
All right, so we have our cards dealt out card
in front of each of them. Uh, and I'll give
you account of one two three flip of your cards
and we'll see who has the highest. Ready, jeez, one
two three flip?

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
We have that ace.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Sam, Sam is our winner. Thank you, Sam.

Speaker 8 (01:36:01):
Good.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
First our first dumb button of the day was our
Vegas winners. Congratulations. You're going to Las Vegas to see
Bird Chryscher.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Yeah, okay, without cursing.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
How do you feel? Oh my god, don't it's the
work tonight.

Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
You don't know what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
You're gonna go to work tonight.

Speaker 9 (01:36:21):
Maybe maybe I don't go, and I don't know how
I'm gonna tell my partners that I just want a trip.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
That's kind of cool. Maybe you just don't tell him,
or are you just going there not to swing.

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
And somebody has to do my job if I'm not there.
That's sure, that's a good point.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
That's a good point. No one, I'm going nice.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
So who are you taking with you?

Speaker 6 (01:36:39):
Probably that dude right there, the one chill.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Yeah, he's recording right now. And as soon as he
said that, he just threw his arm and the here
that that video is gonna look like a Blair Witch project.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
I will say.

Speaker 17 (01:36:50):
Earlier he was offering one hundred dollars to our finalist
to back out?

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
You know you could just buy a trip to Vegas. Well,
if he got the finalist to bounce, he get the
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
All right, Hey, well, more power to you. I don't
think you're allowed to rig this competition, by the way,
but that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
Wow. I don't even know what to say anymore. So
much happened. Sean Britt told us he what wien are
out in at school?

Speaker 6 (01:37:13):
Yeah, that was by far the light ridiculous story.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
We've heard so many crazy things that But we didn't
even get to play half our games. Like I made
this jingle for beef water and I didn't even get
to play it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
Play it anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Anyway, we were going to do this game called where
in the world is beef Water Getting a cheeseburger? You know,
kind of like Uh, you know it's it's at the
end of the Carmen San Diego when they go and
put the little light on the countryes h. But we
didn't get time to play it, and I had a
whole theme song.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Written for you, so sweet A.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Well, he travels around the world eating in every city.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
He'll have a cheeseburger for breakfast, sana for bunch snack.
You'll have some friends fries, and a whole Dan tacos.
Tell me how freaking high it is?

Speaker 6 (01:38:05):
Pretty high?

Speaker 4 (01:38:07):
Pretty high.

Speaker 11 (01:38:08):
I'll eat seven thousand calories by noone will. Wow, what
if you had this morning? Would you eat here?

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
I'm starving myself. Oh yeah, this full bounty.

Speaker 9 (01:38:17):
This burrito has been sitting here for about three hours
with your name that's been.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Yours even like that?

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Would I can? That makes me like part stuntman to
eat that at this point in time.

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
Yeah, if you put a dress shirt on, it kind
of looks like your belly.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
Laura, did you touch it with your snake, Hans?

Speaker 6 (01:38:33):
Of course I did.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
Okay, even better.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
Oh, I forgot about that the dude. I forgot about
the guy who brought a snake in his pocket this
morning to bacon That was.

Speaker 6 (01:38:41):
That's not even a euphemism.

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
He was just here with that snake playing, you know,
pocket pool.

Speaker 6 (01:38:47):
It was a very nice, snake friendly lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
You know what I love is that most of the
time when we do a lot of these these games,
as soon as we do the Vegas winter, the place
clears out. All of you maniacs are hanging out still
and absolutely lovely.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Is it just me or was the vibe here extra
special today?

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
I'm so good because it was like only the hardcorese
who came out because of the weather, I feel like,
you know, and it was a little deeper than usual
and Force Grove.

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
Yeah, but you know, this is our.

Speaker 9 (01:39:13):
First time coming out this way, so I feel like
we need to get back out this direction more.

Speaker 5 (01:39:16):
That's the number one thing I've heard today is come
back out this way.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
How many first timers here at Bacon and Beer?

Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
Your hand?

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
I like you hand? Like, Wait, Who's who's been to
the most bacon and beers?

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
It's gotta be where's the brig Well, Mick's been twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
He's been to twenty. Sean, Bret, how many have you
been to? He's been the twenty.

Speaker 11 (01:39:40):
One motorcycle mic motorcycle mic over here twenty two.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
He won the very first dildo derby.

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
It chipped his too. Wow, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Yeah, Britt coming in with the closer, the.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
Best joke you've ever told?

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
Oh wow, so is that twenty one bacon beers? Twenty
two bacon beers?

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
Well you're gonna be qualified for the Lazy Boys since
you're the last bacon king.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
Okay, there we go. That's the most bacon beers and
that's pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
All right, Well, we're gonna take a break here in
a few minutes, and I guess we're gonna close this up.
We might talk to somebody from mcmnimon's here and apologize
for our our party and loudness.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
Quick apology fest, and that'll be it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
If you aren't following us, we've had photos and videos
posted from this morning. Do that right now on Instagram
at Tanner, Jew and Laura or one oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Live from mcmannimon's Grand Lodge and Forrest Grove. This is Tanner,
Drew and Laura's Bacon and Beer the School of Rock Edition.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
Yeah it is Hi.

Speaker 9 (01:40:49):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Now we're getting some feedback all morning. We've been I've
had no feedback.

Speaker 12 (01:40:54):
What is up with that?

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
Listen, man, it's been crazy here this morning. Thanks to
everyone who shows up or who showed up, they're still
showing up. We found a Vegas winner a few minutes ago. Congratulations,
congratulations to them.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
I've had one beer. By the way, all it takes
is one.

Speaker 6 (01:41:13):
He's a lightweight, cheap date.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
I'm a very cheap date. But it was cool to
see that guy win, or that lady win. Rather, your
name was Sam and Sam gets the w.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
There was no question who she was taking because the
dancing from her husband in the back.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
Yeah, and also the one dump of the day's the.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
Only time I had at the dumb button was the third.

Speaker 6 (01:41:32):
That's pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Well with us.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
Joining us with this this morning is Lauren from mcminimus
Rout of applause for Lauren. Ladies, thank you so much
for having us here. Did did we get any noise
complaints from the hotel? A?

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
Hold on there?

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:41:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Thank you?

Speaker 24 (01:41:48):
There?

Speaker 21 (01:41:48):
We go here, I am yeah, we've gotten a time,
so we're actually gonna have to shut this down you guys, No, no, no,
I think they're just jealous that they're not down here.

Speaker 6 (01:41:57):
Hanging out with absolutely are.

Speaker 21 (01:41:58):
Yeah, this has been such a great event, and we
can fix that. If you need another beer.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
I would love another beer.

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
I got you.

Speaker 21 (01:42:05):
I bought them down some ruby beer.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
That's my favorite beer. By the way, I love that ruby.
Who else is drinking the ruby Rubinatobator.

Speaker 21 (01:42:14):
We've got some creativity and I guess very very good.

Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
And Tanner he's kind of picky about what he puts
in his body.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
So the fact that well drinks way way up on
the only the full pizza by myself, but drinks with beers,
I'm very fair care.

Speaker 21 (01:42:27):
That's fairing about what goes into your body.

Speaker 16 (01:42:29):
I respect that a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
I saw you guys here at the hotel had a
hard Seltzer, which felt like a new thing, Like there
was hard seltzer on the menu.

Speaker 21 (01:42:39):
That is a new thing. We have just recently rolled
those out and we're hoping to expand that menu as well.

Speaker 5 (01:42:44):
You had one, Yeah, I had about ten of them
over the course of my stay, not one today, so.

Speaker 21 (01:42:50):
You've more than taste tested them for us. Good you
know what I'm making like those that I brought you
the drink you didn't even ask me what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
And you just took it.

Speaker 21 (01:42:57):
You took the mystery glass.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
Well, yeah, I did all the research yesterday.

Speaker 21 (01:43:01):
That's a very good point.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
That's a very good point. That guy, like when we
go to a restaurant, like he'll he'll go and look
up what he wants and he'll complain if they don't
have Seltzer's. Yeah, it's kind of a pain in the ass,
but it's what he does. Yeah, but you love them.

Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
You're now you're appeasing to even the biggest pain in
the butt.

Speaker 21 (01:43:18):
I've done my job, then mcminimums. I would like a
raise for that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
Yes, so this is obviously your first bacon and beer.
What do you think? What were your takeaways when you
see this party?

Speaker 21 (01:43:31):
This has been fantastic. What a great fan base that
you guys have. I'm not just saying that so I
don't get beat up at the end of this, but
you guys have all been great. We've got a huge
stack of school supplies over there that you guys have
all brought in.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Thank you guys for that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
By the way, I mean it's great because a lot
of people brought backpacks and you'd think, oh, just the backpack.
Now the backpack is also filled with school supplies, so
really cool, that's really honesome.

Speaker 21 (01:43:54):
You guys have really shown out today and it's been
fantastic that mcminimums can be a part of this and
we're looking forward to doing events like this with you
guys again.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
I can just say this. I'm not gonna say where,
but I will say the next bacon and beer is
also at am mcminnimon's. I won't say where or even when,
but the next one will be at a mcminimon's and
we're very stoked.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
You got to check this place out. Their breakfast breakfast
menu is delicious. They got a great menu all day long.
You could check out their unique hotel, rooms, restaurant and bars.

Speaker 5 (01:44:23):
Yeah, I had a Captain Neon Berger last night. Ooh
pretty delicious little blue cheese and.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
Bacon, and you guys have a bacon this badass stage
over here too, and there's a lot of bands performing,
including Keanu Reeves band Dog Stars coming soon.

Speaker 21 (01:44:36):
Yes, I was looking at that poster and I actually
just learned about that. I was like, man, that guy
looks like Keanu Reeves. It turns out yes, yes, yes,
actually tonight we have Midland performing live here and if
you need to get tickets, you can go on mcminnimons
dot com. It's going to be a fantastic show coming
up at the end of the month. We've got Trombone
Shorty and Orleans Avenue as well Trombone Shallow. Yeah, it's

(01:44:59):
gonna be a great time. We've I got a really
fantastic lineup out here, so definitely check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
Place is awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:45:04):
Rout of the Foster, none events ever about him.

Speaker 4 (01:45:07):
Thank you so much to everyone who showed up to
bacon and beer.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
But first we have to find a lazy boy king,
I'm sorry, a lazy boy winner.

Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
I guess king.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
This person is going to win a lazy boy take
it home today, set out in front of the recliner,
pass out, drowel over themselves.

Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
It's gonna be awesome. Ye just say that because we
already pulled this off there right, This is this is
the guy, This is the winner.

Speaker 3 (01:45:28):
You want to do like a drum roll. The winner
of the Lazy Boy Recliner this morning is Ryan.

Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
Is the one who traveled the farthest to be here.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Ryan from Longview, Washington drove how many hours over two
hours to get here this morning, hour and a half
hour and a half hour and a half dude, thanks
so much. We're out of Applaus for Ryan, it's rub
a plus for you guys. Thanks for coming to Bacon
and Beer. Maybe I shouldn't have another movie bomb. Maybe
that'll Maybe that last beer is it for me.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
But everyone's still hanging so maybe I'm probably gonna hang
out a little bit. We might as well have some
more beers. I guess we're going to play a game
off the air and give Awice some tickets too.

Speaker 18 (01:46:11):
We love it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
We just don't want it to end.

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
We don't want it to end. We will do another
one soon. We will announce the next Bacon and Beer.
But thanks to everyone who showed up to School of Rock.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
If you missed the show, you can check out the
podcast I Want to Find Madago that time. Have a weekend, y'all,
Hi hi, hi, Hi, Alright,

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