TD&L Full Show For Friday- Hammer Time

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Good morning. It is Friday,September fifteen, twenty twenty three, Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We are live. Happy Friday, Happy pay day
to you and yours Friday during animportant day. Well this morning, and
as I was sitting on the onthe potty, yes, I just paid

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my bills. I just get itout of the way. So just sit
there and make your potty pay mypotty payments, right, my morning potty
payments. So you're emptying your bowelsand your band my bank accounts. Fantastic
relief, that's right. Of course, you know by the end of that
and broke again. But that's fine. But at least you know you can
walk straight. I got all mybills paid, and I feel like an

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adult and accomplished adults look at that. But things are rough, and we're
going to try to just relieve thestress in your life with a free trip
to Las Vegas. Doesn't that soundnice? Yeah? So if you if
you know money's a little tight,and if you just paid all your bills
or not, I get nothing left. I don't worry because coming up later
on this morning, we're qualify somebodyfor the trip that we're given away one
week from today, ladies, andyou believe bacon a beer twenty seven pumpkin

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spice just happening at Gilgamesh Brewing inSalem next Friday, and we'll qualify someone
for that trip. Here around sixthirty this morning, we're taking over the
Capitol. Very excited, take overthe steak. It is capita. It's
God. I've got this new medicationin my system right now, and it
tastes terrible. Yeah. Is thatthat nasal spray you've got over there?

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Yeah? Oh so it's running downyour throat. Yeah, I feel the
drip in the back of my throat. It's just flown a stuff. You've
got the drip and you're not ondrugs. No, no drugs. It's
a sad combination. I started usingit like two days ago, and it's
it tastes like poison. It's youknow what it tastes like When I spray
the stuff into my nose, likeI'm just breathing in bathroom cleaner, it

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smells like an old woman's bathroom.Yeah. I was gonna say it's like
insect repellent. I mean it likeit's all that kind of Oh it's in
your nostrils. That ammonia type.You smell it every time you'd swallow.
Yeah, but it makes sense,you know, if you're trying to clear
out your nose, you would expectit to smell like completely. I'm hoping
that. They said it's probably gonnatake two weeks where you to even notice

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anything, And I'm like, what, Yeah, You're like, well,
for two weeks it tastes like raidis pouring down the back. Yeah,
I'm hoping I get used to it. You know how sometimes you can just
kind of get used to Yeah,yeah, so far not I have not
yet. So how far into thisexperiment? Are we just a couple of
days? Oh wow, you gottaI gotta get used to it just to
make it a habit. But Imean, yeah, of course, and
then if it helps, then it'sworth the terrible taste for a couple of

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minutes. One of those allergy thingsthat I developed when I was when I
got older, you know, Ididn't have allergies growing up me either,
and then like in my thirties,I could start feeling just mucus build up
in my head. Yeah yeah,and I wonder what that is. I'd
love to watch some Science Channel andwhy every all of us when we get
to that age, it's just like, because you know, you and I
have known each other for twenty years, and the first half of that time,

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neither of us even said the wordallergy, didn't you know people And
we were in Eugene, Oregon,where you get the word the worst of
it, and we'd see people suffer. Their eyes would be all puffy and
red and eyes are richie, andI'd just be like, Oh, what
sucks anyway. I honestly, Ididn't think. I thought because I've moved
around a bit, so I thoughtit had more to do with like where
I was living regionally. But maybeit is an age thing. Maybe it

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says you get older, your bodyjust changed these weird allergies. Yeah,
so I'm on that flown as.Oh well, I hope it works.
I hope it's worth it, That'sright, I hope. So just block
a nostril and take that to thehead. Now. Our Brew News updates
powered by Adventist Health Portland and OHSUHealth partner. Here's Laura. Well.

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We've been talking about this a bitthis week. MGM Resorts and Caesar's Entertainment
are now recovering from cyber attack thisweek, Hacker still social security numbers and
driver's license numbers from a significant numberof loyalty program customers at MGM resorts,
guests reported being unable to access theirrooms and Tanner, you were shown us

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pictures yesterday of how dark the gamingfloor is and how none of the slot
machines were working, and it waskind of apocalyptic, honestly. But the
issues were a result of a cybersecurityissue and systems are operational again, so
that's good news. A nightmare,yeahs. Thousands of auto workers launch a

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strike at midnight against General Motors,Ford, and Stilantis. It is the
first time in its history that theUnited Autoworkers Union has struck all three of
America's big three automakers at the sametime. The UAW is demanding forty percent
pay increases as well as benefits ofbetter benefits and job protections for its members,

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and they're all all three of thoseautomakers reporting a record or near record
profit. The union is trying torecapture many of the benefits they had been
forced to give up more than adecade ago when the companies were on the
brink of bankruptcy. They just wantall that stuff back that they had before.
And finally, Aerosmith has been forcedoff the road for at least thirty

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days after Steven Tyler damaged his voice. His ear nose and throat doctor described
his vocal courts as mangled you knowwhat, maybe too Yeah, yeah,
but that's not what you want tohear when you're trying to tour, especially
when it's potentially the biggest tour ofyour lives. Apparently he's having even a
hard time talking right now, sothey've had to postpone several dates. At

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the moment, this doesn't appear toimpact their November show at the Motor Center,
but we will keep you posted.Yahn't sketchy, Yeah, because they'll
be the first and last time Iwill see Aerosmiths, and they do put
on a great show, so I'mhoping they've figured it out. And even
though he's they're all whacked out oftheir mind and they hate each other,
like, they still sound good.Yeah, yeah, they can come together
on the stage. Yeah, andSteven still sounds pretty good. All right,

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Thank you, Laura. More onthose stories of one to five,
nine, the Brew Don and nowthrough sports ears Drew Well the Monday or
I guess Thursday night football felt likeMonday night. But the Vikings and Eagles
on Prime now, I will say, it doesn't feel like you're watching it

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on a streaming service. They've snaggedall the big names, you know,
you got Al Michael's there and he'scalling the game, so it just feels
like a normal game. But thingsbroke open at halftime. This game was
a three point game. I wentand took a shower. I came out

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and the Eagles had scored twenty pointsin six minutes. How does that happen?
This isn't basketball either. This isyou don't score that fast. That
happened. But the Vikings fought back, but it wasn't enough. And it's
thirty four twenty eight in the end. A push if you bet on the
Vikings. But of course yesterday Isaid, jump off the cliff with me
and bet on him straight up.And that's how you might cripple an ankle.

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And now me and Aaron Rodgers areboth in surgery for it and he's
at surgery. Went well for thatguy, by the way. Also,
Deon Sanders upset its rivalry weekend earlyfor Colorado and Colorado State. Ever since,
Deon Sanders went there. He's awalking soundclip and they were talking a
little smack on the other side ofthe football before this, and Dion walked

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out to his players and delivered aspeech, Why would you want to talk
about us? We don't talk aboutno bad All we do is going here
rokot butts offend. But when theygive us ammunition made it. It was
just gonna be a good game,and they mess round and made it.

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Now it was gonna be a greattest. It's a Battle of Colorado.
But they don't mess round and madeit. Yeah, he is a fun
one to watch. You've got Ducksand Beabs in action. Bolt in the
top twenty five Beavers and San DiegoState at twelve thirty and then the Ducks
again to White's supposed to knock himout quick with a huge spread. But
that's five o'clock in Eugene. There'sthe sports thank you coming up in an

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hour. We're gonna play Tanner drewinLaura's battle horn and get you some tickets
to Octoberfest. Bet Alan a casinocoming up next to the dumb mass of
the day. I turned up tothe Offspring Happy Friday. It's Tandard drewin
Laura, I'm one oh five ninethe Brew get in on the action,
called Tanner, Drew and Laura anytimeat eight six six, four four five,

(09:28):
one oh five nine Drew and Laura. You know those digital road signs
you see, Yeah, you seethem, probably a lot down to seventeen
right now because it's under construction.It will be for the next ten thousand
years, I think. Yep.I like when they get hijacked. Yeah,
that's what happened the other day,this digital road sign in Houston.

(09:48):
Someone I guess managed to hijack thething and change the message to I don't
know what it said before, butthey changed it and it's uh now saying
due to the weather yourself. Iconcur that's great. I would find joy
in that. You know, you'restuck in this traffic, you know you
need something to keep you alive.Yeah. Now, Houston Public Works say

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they don't know who even owns thesign because it's not them. They're like,
it's not it's not our sign.Somebody just wheeled it out there.
So they actually had a guy goout there and just turn it off because
they have Like I think, it'sall kind of universal things like this,
But they had someone go out thereand turn it off. That's too bad.
It would have been seeing. Atfirst, I thought they got hacked,
and I'm thinking, is anybody safearound here? But let's see out

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there, let's steal forty five millionfrom the casinos in Vegas and also screw
with people in Houston. Go withyourself. It seems like the kind of
thing you would do, like ifyou only do if you're one of those
pranksters on YouTube or something. Maybewe'll get a video out of this one
day. I think it's pretty funnythough. I'm sure there was a camel's
like, oh, I'm taking mychild to school whatever. Everybody else is

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just chuckling. Yeah, they're onthe non emergency line in their car.
You know, I need to reportsomething back there. It was hideous.
Is this crime Stoppers? Yeah?Anyway, due to the weather, go
after yourself is what the sign said. That's pretty funny. I like it.
You guys ready for bacon and beer? Yeah I'm ready. I mean
I say that now, but youknow, the day before I'll be like,

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just you know, it's like thenight before a big game. Ye
get all jazz. You gotta layyour clothes out ahead of time. It's
totally get all excited. It's aweek from today. Bacon and Beer number
twenty seven Tanner Join Laura's Pumpkin SpicedEdition is going down at Gilgamesh Brewing in
Salem. Everyone who shows up getsfree bacon. Someone's gonna leave with the
trip to Las Vegas to see Awakening. At the win we've got a ton

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of prizes to give away, includingby the way, did you guys hear
the show that was announced recently?Oh yeah, Adam Sandler coming to town
to do some stand up. Wedo have tickets to Adam Sandler at Bacon
and Beer. Nice, ladies andgentlemen, that's pretty badass. It's great.
So come on out and get sometickets to that show and and a

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lot of like pretty much concert tickets. Every great show come into town.
We've we've got it all a baconand beer. Of course, Salem may
Or Chris hoy will be in attendance. Yes, can't wait, a lot
of fun. And we're asking foryou too if you can bring down some
food. Three cans of food getsyou in. We're trying to raise food
for the people of Salem because foodin security is an all time high right
now. The food is going tostay in Salem. This food is going

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to stay for the people of Salem. And we're trying to raise over a
thousand pounds, so we really wantpeople to step up. We did almost
eight hundred at the last Bacon andBeer. We think we can clear a
thousand this time. So that's nextFriday. Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. Uh
if anybody can show up to theparty. But you got to be finalists
for the trip. We're gonna qualifyyou here in just like a like like
three minutes. Okay, three minutes, and we'll put you on this list.

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In the meantime, let's do thisand now, No, Laura's dumbassy.
You're a dumb ass. You're adumb ass. You're a great day
number one bone dumbasses everywhere you mannon the road and the grocery store on

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your radio. I don't referring everywhere. This one actually was here in organ
A cereal flasher was nabbed here inOregan You no, I didn't know we
had a fla a cereal flash,A cereal flasher. How many flashes is
the cereal is at at least threethree separate incidents. Yes, a man

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in Organ was arrested after neighbors calledthe police to report that he was standing
on a bench in his backyard bucknaked or at least from the waist down,
I guess, while peering into aneighbor's backyard. After denying the incident
last summer, neighbors showed cops surveillancefootage of Michael Gordon dick No, no,

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that's his name, Michael Gordon dickWell peeping into the yards while taking
matters into his own hands. Ifyou know what I'm saying. No,
actually, don't see a First Ithought he lost a frisbee or something,
but he lost something, but Ithink it was just Marvel list ants and
listen to the man's name. Hewas born to do this, I know,
so I was born to do Okay, So wait though, wait,

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Devil's advocate, How you're in yourown backyard? You can't do that?
Can they tell you what you canand cannot? You can be naked,
but you can't be like in yourown like how s naked staring at somebody
you know make you awkward? Eyecontent? You keep walking by and there's
a I have read stories that there'sa gray area for people inside but outside

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you have No, you have nothing. I don't think you can stand in
like your living room and do that. No, I know, not that
the act. I think you couldstand and stare and just be naked in
Can you just like stand in yourdoorway and just staring naked people? I
don't know. There was a story. There was a story where a guy

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was in a high rise and hewas just tracking girls like in another build.
To make this one can't get introuble this week, And I'm gonna
put it to the test. No, just we'll look it up. I'm
going to stand naked and just screamat my neighbors and we'll see how that
goes. But if you're in theyard or you're dragging your own dog around
the yard, if you know whatI mean, you're you're in big trouble,

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all right. So Michael Gordon Dickwas was peeping into yards while you
know, taking matters into his ownhands. Dick already had a long rap
sheet for public indecency. He pleadedguilty to two counts of federal public indecency
and was sentenced to ninety months inprison. So don't have to worry about
Michael Gordon Dick. Yeah, Portland, don't have to worry about I was

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gonna say the room, he's gonnahave a long ride. Yeah, he
gets into some weird stuff. Fella, good, buckle up. Yeah,
I better not brag about that kindof stuff because you know, that's the
type of stuff that your sellmate willbeat you up for, you know.
Yeah, I want to hear aboutit, bro, I'd be afraid you
hear about these cellies who just snapafter hearing your stories for one too many
days. Yeah, it's Tanner,Jo and Laura. Good morning, Happy

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Friday. You play you guys.Yeah, the lady that reported on the
news the other day the story.I mean you could tell she wanted to
laugh the whole time she was readingthis story, right, I mean it's
hard enough. The moment that readit, she said that you look over
and they saw Dick Steady at hisdeck. Dick was later apprehended. I

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mean every she used his last dayof every single part. Yeah, hilarious,
amaze. Yeah, but with astraight face. Yeah, you deliver
that news. It would be amissed opportunity not to. Yeah, who
was it that fox that sounds likesome fox would do it. I've got
it. I would say, everyone on one, one on one point
one, Oh, I see anymorning. All right, thanks man,

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appreciate you. That's correct. Butthat's great, that's so funny. I
think Dick was rested. Stay offthe fence. I don't know, do
you do you approach him or youjust call them? No, you don't
approach him. I think you would, he say, if you're like bro,
I would approach him. I wouldapproach him. I think I would

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have I know you, I thinkI would. Before I called the cops,
I thought i'd probably approach. I'dlike to know you have a fence.
I mean if he gets past thefence, because I'm at least gonna
I want to interview and see what'sgoing on. Like Wilson style, you
just like poke your head head abovethe fence because you know it's hard.
When he's doing that last bit,you know the self see that, That's
what I'm saying. When he's notdoing that, I'd be like, Okay,
maybe he's mentally ill or maybe ata fall, but when you're doing

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that, as long as there's notlike a whole cut of fence for the
Dog look through. You're gonna befun, all right? Coming up in
one hour, October Fest passes detailson our Bacon and Beer, which is
one week from today. Right here, you're listening to Tanner, Drew and
Laura. Here's what's trending, allright. Lots of stuff online at one
to five nine dot com. So, dude, I'm really excited for this
Godzilla TV show. What ye comingto Apple TV? Plus it's called Monarch

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and it's Kurt Russell's in it.Kurt Russell. He's like the star of
the show. How old is KurtRussell these days? Getting up there?
Right? He looks great. Ithink he's I think he's got some surgery
or something like Kurt Russell. Yeah, but this it's based it's still in
the same universe as all the movies, the King Kong movies or Godzilla movies.
And it's about the company that's beenhiding the monsters from everybody. I

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like that type of stuff. Yeah, and uh, it looks to get
a legit guy to play it,and it looks like they dumped money into
it. Nice, So I don'tknow. Trailers online at one five nine
dot com for the Godzilla TV Showcould be a huge turn probably shot.
Oh Old Russell is seventy two,He's got plenty in the ten he can
he can fight off the bad guys. The new trailer for Aquaman and the

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Lost Kingdom was released. If youwant to see the trailer for the sequel
to Aquaman, it's out, andthe first trailer for the Frasier reboot that's
coming to forgetting about that, Ithought I thought it went on. Yeah,
I thought it happened. Yeah.But I was a huge Frasier fan,
you know, I loved him onCheers. Obviously the show was great.
I was a huge radio fan,so that's one reason I love the

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show. And it was just funny. I thought it was a good show
based in Seattle. Huh Yeah.Is he on the radio still? I
don't know, because that would bethe business. Probably not. Probably not.
Yeah, there's some backstory about howhe got LetGo of years ago.
It's probably doing a podcast. Yea. He works at Costco. But it's
gonna be a it's gonna be aten episode season that's gonna go to Paramount

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plus the Frasier reboots, So yougot to remember that something like a lot
of the cast isn't there. Idon't think his brother's on it, dumb.
Yeah, the dad's not with usanymore. The dog isn't with us
anymore. Oh man, it's adwindled cast. But I don't I don't
know. Does he still have thatsweet apartment? Though probably not get But
by the way, he would havenever been able to afford that apartment on
a radio salary, lot of alot of this thing that doesn't make sense

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formally divorced radio salary. No wayin how Frasier's living Like now you're in
a duplex. Yeah, and seemiles away and Seattle. Forget about seeing
those prices maybe in the nineties.I don't know. I mean it's all
comparable. Yeah, all right,one to five nine dot com click on
Tanner, Ju and Laura to seeit all. Coming up next, we
want to talk about girl hammers.Yeah, it's gone viral on TikTok and

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on the internet this week. Girlsshowing off what they use for hammers instead
of actual hammers. Yeah. Oh, isn't that neat? Laura posted a
video just yesterday of her doing justthat, using something at her house as
a hammer that wasn't a hammer,not a hammer we'll tell you about it.
And well, well let's talk tosome ladies. What do you what
do you use as a hammer onthe house? Okay instead of an actual

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hammer. I'm sure there's some tricks. Eight six, six, four four,
five, one oh five nine.Your call is coming up after you're
listening. Drew and Laura. Drewand Laura, all right, we want
to talk about girl hammers. It'sgone viral on TikTok this week. It's

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ladies showing off things that they usearound the house instead of hammers. Yeah,
and Laura. The reason it's forefrontof mine this morning is because Laura
yesterday posted a video of her hammeringsomething on her wall in her house and
she didn't have a hammer. Yeah, what were you using instead of the
hammer? I found a level,like a Stanley level? So what was

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that made of? Plastic? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
I thought, you know, it'sflat, you know, it had a
flat surface, Yeah, that Icould use to just kind of bang the
hammer in the wall. And that'sI mean, I didn't need it to
hold anything super strong. It's justlike a little mirror. So I was
like, this will do the trick. It's funny because the video that went
viral on TikTok not hers, butanother one talking about girl hammers, had

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four point two billion views as oftoday, four point two billion views.
How do things like that happen?I don't know billion people watched it,
but hey, and people were like, there's girls using things like she didn't
have you know, like Laura didn'thave a hammer. So this girl used
the base of a candle, likea synthed candle. Yeah. I've used
books, I've used shoes, I'veused all sorts of things. It's on

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one hand, it's it's resourceful,right, But on the other hand,
why don't you just have a hammer? Yeah, a little hammer, Like,
oh, you can go to thego to the home depot and get
those little tool kits for like thirtyforty bucks, which, in my defense,
I do have a hammer somewhere,but what I found first was the
level. So I was like,this will be fine. I'll use this,

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because you know there's times where you'relike deep in the backyard and and
a nail's coming out of a fenceand you don't have a hammer, and
you're like a caveman trying to doit with a rock or something. But
it just is not even a rock? Isn't productive about the turning of the
hammer? Just have you ever triedto like nail in a nail or hammer
and a nail with an actual likescrewdriver handle, Like, yeah, all

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you had and it has a littlebit of weight on it, so you
try to use that, Yeah,but then you end up bending the nail.
You know. It's just the worst, not good. Yeah, it's
it's never clean. Finding the hammeris always best. Ladies. We want
to hear from you. What haveyou used instead of an actual hammer to
hammer something in? Laura? Bythe way, the video if you want
to see it, let me holdon. There's because she dropped the F
bomb. And it was pretty crispytoo, I mean, because inevitably it

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never goes as planned. Oh no, you know, but I don't know
exactly where you dropped the F bomb. But right at the end, is
it? No, it's kind ofin the middle. And all right,
So here's here's a little clip ofLaura trying to hammer this onto her wall
yesterday. First of the ball,I think this is this is definitely the
wrong type of nail. It's theonly nail I could fun and I couldn't

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find my hammer, so I'm goingto be using this Stanley level. That's
why that's my hammer. And bythe way, there's no like aiming and
like preparing and getting ready, youknow, like you get the nail ready.
She just takes the nail and thenand her pretend girl hammer and just
starts smashing it into the wall.Oh yeah, there's no like you know,

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how you aim it up and you'retrying to get it nice. Sometimes
you tap it in just a littlebit to get it going. Yeah.
No, she just starts pouncing allor nothing. Cops. I was thinking
afterwards, I'm like, I'm gladthis was on the wall not facing my
neighbor. I bet I bet heflushed something. Yeah, we know you've

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got drunks. And then she droppedthe nail and screamed a very crispy f
bomb. And see, that's whyyou set the nail, like Tanner said,
that's why you did a little tapand tap tail. The problem with
using the level is that it didhave some like edges, and I think
then the head of the nail gotstuck in one of the edges, which

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ended up pulling it back out,and then it fell on the floor.
We're getting some text messages on ourlazy Boy text line seven from some ladies
who are sharing what they've used instead. All right, this one says everything
is a hammer until it isn't seeit is true. Says this girl's used
a hair brush. That's a hand. It's a good one. Yeah,
yeah, that's solid. I meananything you've got a good hand in the

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lawn. Yeah, it gives youthat that over the top. Most have
you ever caught Amy, your wife, using like a girl hammer or anything
like anything crazy like that you've everwatched And she's trying to get use a
banana to put a I can't thinkof it up the top of my head.
She's a country girl, so shegrew up a little pretty handy.
She had no dad, so theyhad to build their own stuff. But
remember my mom, she'd use arolling pin or something my mom used like

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the heel of or stiletto once.Oh, I remember I came home she
had she had she putting up likea picture on the wall, and she
had their heel out. It seemslike the small Yeah, the stiletto heel.
She's got good, aim. Ifeel like that's how you put an
extra hole in your watch exactly,say you redecorate the place. If you
want to see the video of Laurausing her girl hammer, which was just

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a leveler, you got it.You need the press, you need to
find yourself a man. I don'tneed a man. Watch I'm doing that.
Yeah, watch that video. Yeah, what you'll see she needs a
many of the girl hammer. Thesheet rocks survived with the way you pound.
Yeah right. And the best partis too, is that once she

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got it in there, she looksat it and she goes, I don't
even like it. Yeah, itdidn't. She didn't even like where she
put it. So she put thatthing there for no reason at all.
Yeah. Well yeah, now there'sno nail. There's no nothing because I
is this a result because you weredrinking rain ears or something earlier? I
could have sworn I saw you onInstagram drinking rain ee. No, that
was a day before a son.This was a sober project, believe it

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or not. The hammering sounds likemore text messages are coming in. This
one says I caught my wife usinga brick to hamm or something in the
wall. There you go. Wow, This one is she she used a
bluetooth speaker hammer. Yeah, thisone. This lady used a random wooden
box. I like that. Shesaid, an empty pot of anything you
can find is a good hammer anytimethat item is also you know, dispensable.

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You could if it breaks, it'sgone. That that usually works.
Check out girl hammer video at tone oh five nine the brew dot com.
It s Portland's rock Station one offive nine The Brew Tanner Drew and
Laura. All right, in thelast segment, we're talked about Laura's girl
hammer. Yeah, which is youknow, she didn't have She couldn't find
her actual hammer. I guess shedoesn't have hammer, don't have one,
but she couldn't find it. Soshe used the leveler. Yes, for

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like hanging you know, pictures andyeah, exactly not the ideal item,
no, no, but in apinch, you know, gets the job
done. Someone said that using aleveler as a hammer is the worst thing
you could ever do. That levelerwill never be accurate ever again. Yeah,
well guess what it is still accurate? So yeah that put that in
your pipe and smoke it. Uhin a high end level could probably take

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a couple of bass knocks Like thisis like a cheap thing just to cheat.
Yeah, I think it was likefive dollars. It might be in
trouble. Yeah, so who knows. She's trying to hang something and it's
gonna be all crooked, but likeyeah, says it's perfect sight off the
side. If you haven't seen thevideo of Laura's girl hammer, it's pretty
funny and she is by herself closeto help us. Check it out at

(28:02):
one to five nine For dot Com, click on tannerd you and Lord to
see it. Now, we dohave sports coming up in minutes. What
do you have? Aaron Rodgers isout of surgery. We'll tell you about
it in a expected return. That'sright after journey at seven twenty seven,
and now through sports. Ears drewVikings Eagles last night. Really good game

(28:26):
right up until about half time,where the Eagles broke it wide open on
a series of plays during six minutes, scoring twenty points in that spin is
aggressive in football, but they didit and ended up holding on even though
the Vikings did get hot late.Lots of points on the board thirty four
twenty eight. But now the Vikingssaid at zero and two in the Eagles

(28:47):
at the top of the heap attwo and oh Also, Aaron Rodgers is
out of surgery. They posted apicture said things went great. He had
the same surgeon as a lot ofthe big stars he ever seen through time
who have been hurt and come backto play, like Kobe Bryant. This
is that same doctor and at thesame kind of like recovery process, So

(29:08):
he should be in good hands.The only thing I will call bs on
is it's like surgery went well,and it's a picture him smiling in his
hospital bed. That's a free surgeryphoto. Nobody looks like that when you
get out of surgery, Like withyour glamour shots, you're all chelf twisted
on probafull and just you know,looking for some apple sauce. Would I

(29:32):
would be willing to bet the houseI bet more than I bet on the
Vikings last night that that's a beforepicture. Finally, you got great football
this weekend. You're so lucky,just like I am. You got Ducks
and Beabs. They've spread out thegames. Beabs at twelve thirty against San
Diego State should be a big winfor them. They're favored by almost twenty

(29:52):
five points. And the Ducks takeon Hawaii, but they don't have to
travel to the Islands. They're comingto town and are favored by thirty eight.
Should be a double win, butnot trying to curis on. Make
your barbecue, enjoy it. There'sthe sport, Thank you very much.
Coming up next, we're gonna playTanner Duin Laura's battle horn for your chance
at passes to october Fest at aline. Ah. We are gonna need

(30:14):
two people and semi trucks this morning. Gotta be in your semi truck right
now, and you've gotta be willingto pull that horn for us because we
want to see if it's louder thanthe other guy. Eight six six four
four five one h five Nine's aphone number that's eight six six four four
five one oh five nine. OctoberFest tickets on the line. We'll do
that after Lenny Kravitz Epy Friday.It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the

(30:37):
break. You're listening at Tanner,Drew and Laura. Check in with the
show anytime at eight six six fourfour five one oh five nine. Cover
it. We're streaming video online atone to five nine the brew dot com.
If you want to watch the showin real time, you can do

(30:59):
that. You can also catch upon daily video clips from the show.
Just follow us on socials on allof our socials, TikTok, you know,
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Drew and Laura to watch the dailyvideo clips. Yea, let's play
this game real quick. It's agame that we like to call Tanner,
Drew and Laura's a battle horn.Got two guys on the phone here,

(31:26):
two truckers, two guys driving truckand they're going to We're gonna find out
who's actually got the louder truck hornhere, all right. I used to
do this as a kid, evenas an adult. Every once in a
while, if I'm feeling crazy,I'll put my arm out there and ask
him to pull the horn. Iwill. I do feel completely embarrassed when
they don't do it. Oh yeah, yeah, they just wave you off.

(31:48):
Ask man, what are you thinking? Whatever? I like it.
When they do, I'm gotta keeppumping that arm until I get it.
Let's meet our contestants this morning.He's calling from Vancouver. His name is
Mike. Mike. You're driving atwenty sixteen Peter built Yes, yeah,
do love time? What do yousay what a lug? Time? I
think a lug. He's a truetrucker. What are you hauling? Brother?

(32:12):
Yes? What's that? What areyou hauling? I am impy right
now? Headed up to get rock. That's a drive truck to get rock.
Yeah, that's gotta be two differentthings, hauling rock and hauland nothing.
All right, brother, Well,let's meet your opponent and see if
his is louder than yours. He'suh, he's going from Portland. His

(32:36):
name is Brian. He's driving atwenty twenty two freight liner. What's up,
Brian? Hey? How we alldoing? We're doing well, brother,
Now freight liner? What's in thatthing? You got? You hauling?
Anything? Right now? I've gotbuilding supplies, building supplies, all
right, all right, wooden stuff, All right, guys. Well,
let's find out who's got the louderhorn this morning for the October Fest.

(32:57):
Passes Mike driving the twenty sixteen PeterBuilds. Go ahead, pull your horn,
bro, all right, kend love. Ah. It was like a
came in first, like module muffledup out, give it to me one
more time? Okay, all right? That came up to about eleven.

(33:22):
Yeah, that was pretty good.All right, let's go to Brian and
Portland driving the twenty twenty two freightliner. Go ahead, Brian, pull
out horn brother. I came upto about an eighth. Yeah, safe
to say that Mike is the bigwinner. Mike in the twenty sixteenth Peter
Belt there is Yeah. Stop,you just got yourself to October Fest going

(33:50):
down to Alon eight September twenty nineand thirtieth, my friend, Thank you,
guys, thank you man appreciate it. We scared the crap out of
some people, but we got thegame, the goal of this, this
whole thing. People, What haveI done? I used to my signal.
Let me let me ask Mike,Mike, how often do people put
their arms out of their windows andpull the horn like they used to?

(34:12):
At least twice a day? Imean, yeah, and how often?
How yeah? I was gonna say, how often are they grown men like
Tanner? Uh tho? Once amonth? Whatever. There's some people out
there, but a lot of alot of them, a living bike harriers.
I'm like, get your arm outthe window, kid, do it.
It's still the dead. For me, it's still the dead. Do

(34:32):
you do you actually pull the hornfor him? Even if it's an adult.
Absolutely, that's right, You're achampions. The American dream is what
it is, all right, guys, second the phone, We'll get your
information and you know what, Brian, We're gonna get you qualified for that
free trip to Las Vegas. Evergive it away next Friday of bacon a
bier. Okay, just because oh, that awesome phone will get your inflammation

(34:58):
excitement, very exciting. It isvery exciting. I'm actually really looking forward
to baking a beer next week,so I make sure you come on ounce
and we're gonna qualify more people forthat trip to Las Vegas. Coming up
here at the top of the hour. If you want to go. What
are you most excited for? Youguys for baking and beer? To get
it over with, Get it overThey're exhausting. I'm excited just because I've

(35:21):
never been to this venue before,and you know it's it's on the way
to a lot of things I liketo do. So if it's awesome,
it could be a place you keepon going, right. I mean,
it is Friday, So we gotsome new movies and theaters today. I
really want to see this movie.I think it's in theaters today. Uh,
dumb money dumb. Yeah, ohyeah, that looks good. Yeah.

(35:44):
What about the Game Stop Yeah,the guy who caused the game stock,
the game stop stock to go up. That and that guy who's playing
him is an incredible act. Yeah, that comes out today, So what
does that happen? Rotten Tomatoes becauseit looks so good. The guy who
he played the Riddler and the Batmanmovie with Robert Pattinson, he was in
There Will be Blood and they're likeLittle as Sunshine. He's really he's a

(36:06):
really great actor. He's super creepy. I don't know his name, but
Paul Dana. Yeah, there yougo out like a guy with the last
name Dano. So he's the guy. He's like the real dude who caused
the game stop stock to go upand cause these hedge fund guys to who's
billions of dollars. And it's oneof those stories that when you just read
about it, it was just encompassingit to the fact that it was real,

(36:28):
was crazy. And this movie looksso well. I tried to watch
the documentary about it, and likehalfway through, I was like, I
don't even understand what's going on rightnow, you know, So I feel
like, maybe this movie will putit. It's called dumb Money, and
I have a feeling it will dumbit down for people like us. Yeah,
because I don't understand it. Andit's got an eighty four percent Tomatoes,

(36:49):
So I think I might go seethat this weekend. Man, that
looks really good. Yeah, thatis a great it's a great idea for
a movie. I'm glad they pulledthe trig. Yeah, dumb money.
Also what you're going to be spendingon popcorn, so exactly, that's right.
Also in theaters today is a Hauntingin Venice. Oh yes, let's
feel like a creepy movie that's gotlet's see what's got on Rotten Tomatoes.

(37:12):
It's got a seventy seven percent aroundtomato. Ta phase in it. Oh
nice, Tina phase in it,which I don't Has she ever been in
a scary movie? It seems weird. Maybe she's the comic relief. God,
everyone's tied around here. You know. There's also something called The Inventor
that's out today, but that's stopmotion. I have no interest in stop
motion. Feeling that what is thisgumby? It looks it's got a seventy

(37:34):
five percent, but yeah, itlooks like that looks like Gumby and oh
Man, Yeah, twenty twenty three. That's what my eyes need. But
we do have trailers for all thatstuff if you want to check it out.
At one to five nine, TheBrew Doctor coming up all next week
on the show, we've got yourfree tickets to go see comedian Jeff Dunham
and tickets for the first five rows, so fifth row on Monday, first
row on Friday, your first chanceto wins coming up at seven thirty plus.
We're in the home stretch to baconand beer and we're going to be

(37:55):
getting more people qualified for that tripto Vegas all morning, and if you
need to catch up on the show, all the highlights are right there on
social media at one oh five nineThe Brew It's all coming up Monday morning
at six am with Tanner, Juand Laura and now back the podcast.
Now our Brew News Update powered byadvent Is Health Portland and OHSU Health partner.
Here's Laura. Well. The UAWwent on strike at midnight, but

(38:22):
there are signs of movement in thelong standing Writers Guild of America strike.
The WGA reached out to the Allianceof Motion Picture and television producers on Wednesday
for a meeting to move negotiations forward, and everyone has agreed on the meeting,
but we'll see if anything comes ofit. Of course, a WGA
has been on strike since May second, so it would be nice to get

(38:45):
this. Yeah, taking its runningout of stuff. Man, we're running
out of stuff. That means morereality TV and we don't need that so
much all summer. That's crazy.Russian hackers are taking responsibility for the MGM
Resorts online breach. The company hasto use the words cyber attack, but
did confirm it was hit with acyber security issue on Sunday. As you

(39:07):
know, it's shutdown ATM slot machinesand the MGM mobile app, which actually
still remains offline. And the hackersclaim they managed to do it with just
a phone call. Yeah, itapparently only took about ten minutes, so
it was a hack, yes,but it was mainly because of human error.
So they got they researched somebody apparentlyon LinkedIn or on the internet,

(39:27):
and they contacted that person via phoneand it took him about ten minutes to
apparently share some information or pet someinformation into the computer which allowed them to
take over their systems. Yeah,that's rough. So I mean really,
it wasn't like they hacked the computersjust right. They still had to have
a person kind of drop the ball. Yeah, it's impressive. It's like

(39:50):
a different level of slipperiness, right, you go a different route rather than
just trying to break through the firewallor whatever they would call it. For
sure. Well, either way,Caesar's Entertainment apparently paid about half of a
thirty million dollar ransom demanded by thehackers, So they did have to How
or is that money going? Iknow, they could just follow that money
somehow. I don't understand it.Some kids driving a McLaren that that's the

(40:14):
one. That's the guy. Yeah. And finally, researchers with Noah are
marveling over the discovery of an unidentifiedorganism found off the Gulf of Alaska.
Scientists found this golden orb like organismlate last month during an expedition by Seascape
Alaska. It's like dome shaped andsmooth and gold and color. They don't

(40:34):
know what it is, but they'regonna be working in a lab to find
out. So that's kind of cool. Glowing orb Yeah, that's creepy.
Aliens and orbs and all sorts ofweird stuff going on these days. All
right, thank you, Laura.More in those stories. At one to
five nine the Brute dot Com comingup another edition of Who's the Ahole?
This time it could be Laura,you know, just denying the homeless things

(40:57):
that they need. I'll tell youabout it after Nirvana on the brow want
to chime in text Tanner, Drewand Laura anytime on the Lazy boyd text
line, And at nine eight nineseven up Drew and Laura. I'm gonna

(41:19):
qualify someone for that trip to LasVegas that we're giving away next Friday at
Bacon and Beer here in just afew minutes. First, so it's time
for another edition of Who's the Ahole? Yeah? Yeah, and this time
it is starring Laura. Is shethe Ahole? So? Actually, I
don't know when you told us astory, I didn't think you were the

(41:40):
ahole at first. Yeah, Imean I still don't think you probably know.
I don't know. Well, whenyou're the one who does the thing,
you normally don't think you're the aholebecause you're doing Yeah, that's true,
it is. I guess I don'tknow. Well, we'll leave it
up to the audience. Yeah,okay, fair enough. What'd you do?
All right? So the other dayI went to plaid pantry to grab
a case of white claw and aPowerball ticket, as one does on a

(42:05):
whatever day of the week, probablya Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. So
I go and I'm walking back tomy spot and this guy who I presume
is homeless. He's got like abike and a backpack and all this stuff,
and he asks me for money,and I was like, oh,
bro, I don't have any money. I'm sorry. But then I was
like, but I have this Powerballticket. I'll give you my Powerball ticket

(42:27):
and if you win, you'll winlike three hundred million dollars or something.
Actually, yeah, thankfully. Oh. I hadn't like memorized the numbers or
anything, so I wouldn't have known, you know, ignorance. But I
tried to give it to a MoMAand he's like, whoa you like he
didn't know what it was at first. I'm like, listen, if if

(42:47):
these numbers hit, you're gonna bethirty million dollars richer. And he was
like no, no, no,no no. And he was really adamant
about not wanting the Powerball tickets.I was like, maybe he's like a
gambling problem. I don't know thatyou're right. Well, I listen,
if I stepped out, I'm gonnaget the itch and I'll go in there
and buy a whole bunch of scratchets. Yeah, exactly. So I take
back my ticket. I'm like okay, and then I start to walk away

(43:08):
and he goes, hey, butcan I have a white claw? And
I was like I thought about it, and then I was like no,
and then it turned around and justkept walking because I'm like, I offered
you what I had and you didn'twant it, and now you're asking for
a white claw. He asked forone of your white claws, and those
are expensive, multiple doll you boughtthe big pack. I bought a twelve.

(43:32):
Yeah, so it could have easilyopened the box and just handed him
one. But then I was likeno, yeah, because you don't usually
drink twelve white claws in the sitting. That probably takes a little bit.
Yeah, right. And it wasa convenience store. Yeah, so they
take you to the cleaners though,Oh sure, Like that's like that's that's
like a twenty spot. Yes,they're very expensive. Easily. Yeah.
So I walked away and he wasjust going, Okay. He walks to

(43:54):
the bus up and then I wasthinking about it. I got it.
I got inside, and I waslike, man, am I a jerk?
Like? Should I have just giventhis guy a white claw? Like
obviously he's fallen on hard times?A white claws? I had twelve?
Yeah, I mean, what's thebig deal? So, yeah, that's
fine. I want to know ifif that was the right thing to do.
Is Lauren a hole for denying ahomeless man one of her twelve white

(44:16):
claws? Yeah? Whatever? Adozen claus eight six, six, four
four five one h five nine's thephone number. At first, I was
like, no, but you knowyou did have twelve. I guess I
know. But at the same time, I don't know. You feed the
wildlife. They're gonna keep asking likeseagulls. You know, Ksey p Fater
bays in here a promotions director,you have you have no compassion for these

(44:37):
people? What do you think?Well, I don't think anybody's like an
a hole in this situation. That'ssimply a matter of like do I want
to give up the goods? WhichI agree with? Drew. You paid
a premium plaid pantry prize for theclause. So I could see, you
know, maybe if you just we'resitting on a bulk case of them,
but cooler. You know, youjust shelled out some big quid, So

(45:00):
I would say, I would say, you're not wrong. I mean,
you're you're trying to and I thinkI'm sorry casing more thing. Yeah,
he did realize you're essentially handing himtrash though, Like what am I going
to do with a piece of paper? One gives me a buzz, one
gives me absolutely nothing, So thankyou for nothing. Lady just hand me
could have turned in, that couldhave been something. I'm surprised that she

(45:22):
was willing to give that up inthe first place, because what if,
just the what if? Right,I wouldn't have done it because in my
hand, in my head, that'sa million dollar winner. You got a
chip and a chair, you gota chance at this thing. You know
what do you think? You couldprobably guess my stance here, But I've
come down to this because we've allclause. We've been conditioned by the homeless
already, and everybody gives you ahard time. We help people a lot

(45:45):
around here. That's a thing welove to do. Helping someone who's on
their way somewhere or trying to getback is a great idea. The person
you see at the same corner everyday, the person who is camping in
front of the white clawed the spotspot, that's not that's not for me.
I'm not here to hydrate you.I'm not here to pep talk you.
I'm here to step around you andbounce because, like I'm so conditioned

(46:08):
to be done with that. Helpa food kitchen, Help the dud who
once and not the dodo once myclaw. Yeah, but that said,
you know, you could have taughtyou had did have twelve get some you
did have twelve year zero, youcould you could have tossed one to him
and just said, hey, whatever, that's true. But you know I
would have gotten through all eleven andthen I would have been like, you
know what, I could have hadone more claw. I gave it to

(46:29):
Joe blow down the street. Youknow, let's go to line one hides
Tanner d and Laura. Is Lauraa hole for for not giving this dude
to white Claw. I mean,there was this guy that would open the
door at the local seven eleven oldergentleman, and he would ask for changes
you were coming out, but hewould gladly open the door for you on

(46:50):
your way in bottom a beer.One time, next time I was coming
out, he kicked me down afresh joint, like unopened in the package
trade game. So it's kind oflike it's kind of like you know in
a survival game when you give itan NPC, you give him something,
you do something good later on thegame, he might give you something good
later scratch back and like it.It's like the convenient store equivalent to like

(47:14):
windshield washing on the highway. Yeah, I mean, like hold the door
for you, maybe get a sidequest paid off? Right? There was
There was another time I took mykids to breakfast. This gentleman just walked
up, grabbed the ticket out ofmy hand, paid for all of our
breakfast. Whoa, whoa. Laterthat day, I was I went to

(47:34):
go get a drink at the bar, and the bartender was complaining about how
somebody stiffed her and just left andnow she had to pay the thirty five
dollars tab. You know what,I was going to spend forty bucks this
morning on breakfast. Pay it forward. Look at that into a Starbucks line.
So I guess he saying, Laurais that it can work out.
But at the same time, youknow, sure I could have had some

(47:55):
good karma, you know, likeI had this. I dated this girl
who fed one raccoon out in frontof the house. Within three weeks we
brought thirteen ncolis. Yeah, Iknow, and Laura would feed a raccoon
too, certain making say yeah,if a raccoon asked for my white clock,
like sure, a little guy outtake text little raby. We do
have some text messages coming in.Our lazy boy text line page says it

(48:16):
was perfectly done, but I wouldask for your number. Beggars can't that.
This one says, beggars can't bechoosers. That's what I thought.
This person says she's not an ahole. She offered him something much more
lucrative than the drink and he saidno, thank you. The fact that
he got pushy about the drinks makesme thinks he's the a hole. There
is more your calls and texts comingup and now thru Sports ears drew well.

(48:45):
The Eagles proved they're still a dominantforce in the NFL. After knocking
off the Vikings last night, thirtyfour, twenty eight, dropping the Bikes
into a oh and two hole ina weird situation. The NFC North,
the Lions, the Bears, thePackers. No one knows if anybody's any
good yet we'll find out moving forward. If the Lions are a paper chain,

(49:07):
how dare you? Or if theyare great? And if they are,
this could be their year no moreAaron Rodgers the Vikings at ozin two.
But so much football left. Remembernow we're playing seventeen games this season,
but not a great start for ateam that had quite a bit of
promise. Also, college football isin full swing now and even some rivalry

(49:27):
rivalry games coming up ahead of thePac twelve schedule for Colorado as they take
on Colorado's state. Now. TheRams coach Jay Norville has been taking stabs
at Dion Now. Dion Sanders isgood at one thing more than anything,
and that is hype. He canbuild up his team, He can make
them fired up and want to gofor something that didn't matter. Yesterday,

(49:49):
after he heard about the smack talk, he went to his team and kind
of treated it like his own church. Why would you want to talk about
it? We don't talk about nobad how all we do is glady rokots.
But when they give us ammunition madeit. It was just gonna be

(50:09):
a good game, and miss Runningmade it. Now it was gonna be
a great test. It's a battleof Colorado, but then miss Running made
it all. We'll see. I'mso excited for more Dion. I hope
he gets more wins. And whenwe get down the line, it really
is one last battle for the agesfor the Pac twelve. But the Ducks

(50:30):
and Beeves both in action, andthe Beeves are sitting at number sixteen in
the country. It's not like honorablementioned stuff. As long as you're undefeated.
You got a chance to take onSan Diego State at twelve thirty tomorrow
on Fox Sports One, and thenthe Ducks your nightcap or your evening cap.
I'm a early sleeper. Ducks andHawaii five o'clock that's in Eugene should

(50:51):
be rowdy. Ducks now favored bythirty eight points. Go Ducks, Go
Beaves. They're just sports, allright. Coming up in about an hour,
Comedian and actor Jason Muse, youknow him as Jay from Jay Jay
and Silent Bob, strike back allthose other movies Snitch, Snoochy Boochie.
It's gonna be a Helium comedy clubin Portland this weekend. He should be

(51:12):
on the show with us at aroundnine thirty. He's been on before.
Nice. But do you know howit is with these guys. You as
soon as I feel like I mentionedit in the air, I screw myself.
Yeah, because you know there's beentimes where I don't mention it and
they show up right away as soonas I started talking about it and teasing
it. Then they forget to answer. The phone comes up. Remember one
time him? We were like,where is this guy? So we called

(51:36):
him and he was out of Starbucksgetting a coffee so we could be awake
for the interview during the internet.So yeah, anything can happen in about
an hour, nugee. He saidthat does. He just looked at us,
went sniz snooge. So we'll talkto him hopefully in about an hour.
Here. I'm coming up next though, another edition of What's the Beef?

(51:57):
Watching Casey Bee Fatter Bay. He'san old soul, likes to watch
reruns of old old TV shows.We'll find out what that is this week
after Lits. Tanner you're waking upwith Tanner? All right? Wrapping up
another edition of Who's the a Hole? With Laura who wants to know if

(52:19):
she's an a hole? Because theother day as just some homeless guy I
guess, was asking her for awhite claw. Yeah, first in front
of a plat pantry. First heasked for money, which I didn't have
any, so I offered him mylotto ticket, which he didn't want.
And then he asked for a whiteclaw, so I said, no,
quite the bartering. It's like yougot any beaver pilts? Yeah, I
I you know, I gotta behonest. I probably wouldn't have given him

(52:40):
anything either. I don't, youknow, I don't want to feed the
wildlife, I guess because if Igive you one thing, you know,
maybe next week you're gonna be askingme for another thing. And I don't
want to. I just don't wantto do that. Yeah, And it
is two dollars a can after depositat a place like at a quickie mark.
So you know, you gotta thinkthat's that's a lot of cash,
two bucks for a little glass ofclaw. But there's the other side of

(53:04):
that that says, you know,who cares you know it was two bucks.
You know you get twelve of them, right, But I gotta be
honest, I don't know that Iwould. I don't know that I would
have done that right. I don'tknow. I wasn't in that situation.
That's why we want to know ifshe's the close somebody in my car.
Yeah, we did get a coupleof talkback messages through the iHeartRadio. I
can already tell you Laura is notthe yet. I would say that you

(53:27):
did the right thing. It reallygrinds my gears when homeless people come up
to you and ask your first cigaretteand you don't even have cigarettes. It's
the same thing. It's even worsethan the route about you saying no,
you're gonna get mad about it likethat really upset. Yeah, the audacity.
I don't have an imaginary Marlborough foryou. I'm sorry. So there

(53:49):
was this regular homeless guy in frontof my regular plat pantry that I go
to, and I gave him atall can once and the next day when
I went in there, they weremad at me because they had to call
the cops on him because he gotwasted and was acting a fool. So
they told me not to give himany more beer. So maybe you saved
that guy from getting arrested. Yeah, good job. Hey Laurie, you're

(54:09):
not the a hole. What ifby denying him the white claw, he
goes off and contemplates that maybe heshould stop drinking, and you've actually saved
his life and got in him offthe street. Maybe you're a hero.
Somebody give me a gold stock enjoya white claw. You're a great person.

(54:32):
Yeah, Like, what if hewas sober and that white claw was
the thing that tipped him over theedge. You never know, I guess
next thing, you know, he'sjust naked in the parking. Well,
there you go. It's not timefor another edition of what's the beef watching?
Casey Beef Water Bay our promotions director, who you will see dressed as
a giant pumpkins by Slotte next Fridayat Bacon and Beer, is an old

(54:54):
soul likes to watch old TV shows. He runs some old shows love Three's
companies, things like this, wedid get some chips hooker. What show
are you watching this week? Thisweek? I have been billion up to
w KRP in Cincinnati. Yeah,it's good. It's a good one.

(55:15):
From nineteen eighty two. I hitup Season four, episode twelve pills,
So you know what this is about? What kind of pills are we doing?
We're talking to hop up speed pills. Oh we're going. Yeah.
They had a great theme though it'sso good any more double whammy because the
end credits is a more rock androll, but you get you get two

(55:37):
theme songs and one at a wKRP really wuk again, you get the
you get the storyline and the songbefore you ever get into the show.
You know exactly what's up. AndI love that about the first time every
time with these ships. Yeah.So, as a lifelong lover of the
radio, I feel like de WKRPand Cincinnati might be one of the best
radio based TV shows ever done.Yeah, and I know that sounds like

(56:00):
a strong statement, but it's alot of them screw it up, but
they got it right. The accuracyis pretty good. Only once in a
while you'll catch him doing a talkbreak without headphones or something like that.
It doesn't work. But still,by and large, it's pretty good.
So you got, like I said, excellent cash. You got mister Carlson,
the GM same dudey turned up onThe Love on the Love Boat married

(56:21):
to Carol Bradys a contract. Yeah. Absolutely, You've got Andy Travis,
the young and handsome PD. Yougot less than nerdy newsman, Jennifer the
hot receptionist, and then you gotequally hot. Why don't we have Jennifer
the hot reception Yeah, well thatwe were no longer allowed to call them.
That you got also COVID. Ithink they fired everybody hot or not,
you're gone. And then you gotyou got Bailey, who is kind

(56:43):
of like the universal employee who workstraffic, so she's doing scheduling commercials.
She's also doing a little office management. And then of course the talent doctor
Johnny Fever Venus fly Trap, andthen you've got your token sleazy sales guy,
Herb Harleck tar Herb Tarb Tarling reallysums up a lot of some of

(57:05):
these sales guys that, yeah,we've got a couple of Herb tarls.
This episode is great. It opensup with Herb coming into the studio and
telling doctor Johnny Fiever. He's like, hey, man, I need your
help cutting a couple of spots.Yeah, and he's like all right,
He's like, now what's it for? He goes for these uh, these
diet pills, and he goes,yeah, I'm not interested. And he
goes, well, there's a thirtyfive dollars talent fee for each spot,

(57:29):
and I got three of them foryou. And he goes, all right,
I'm in. And then he thinksabout it for a second. He
goes, wait a minute. Youoriginally we're going to keep my talent fees
because oh, I would never dothat to you, trying to get him
a total Tarlick movie. So butdoctor Johnny Fever caught him typical Tarling.
But doctor Johnny Fever, which surprisedme because you would think he would be

(57:51):
the party or of the fleet,right, and he's the one who starts
putting his foot down, going listen, we can't air this stuff. We
start pushing pills. We're a partof the problem. And then he kicks
it up a level and he goesand he talks to the big boss,
mister Carlson. He goes, listen, we can't be airing these spots.
This is some pretty heavy content forhere's this. This is nineteen eighty two.
I mean, hydroxy cuts not evenon the market, yes, and

(58:12):
and herbs like whoa, whoa,whoa, not so fast. We're gonna
be canceling this. We're gonna cancelthe buy here. We can't do that
is we're messed with him. Thatsounds like salespeople rights, so money A
long story, shorty. They goto the pill man and they go,
listen, here's your money back.We can't be pushing these pills on our
on our station. He goes onw KRP, like you guys do anything

(58:35):
this totally just be in a jerkabout how he's basically, look, every
other radio station in town has turnedmy money down. You you jokers,
and the only ones that are goingto accept it. And now here here,
you're gonna come back to me andtry to bring me my check back.
I don't think so. I needthose spots to play. And he
starts trying to muscle mister Carlson.Really yeah, you know what, he
brought him all down like a gang. He did. He did, he

(58:59):
got, he got Johnny Fever.He brought everybody down and they stood in
solitary just a line and said,no, dude, you're not gonna muscle
us. You're gonna take your moneyback and you're gonna get the hell out
of here. Wait, no onetook the pills. Wow, nobody know.
I thought we was going to bea strung out anchor, as did
I, But yes, no,the whole thing was a basically a PSA

(59:22):
saying we are not gonna be pushingdiet pills because it ain't nothing but putting
people on dope, and that ain'tr jam at w KR. I feel
like Venus fly Trap should have gotaddicted or something. That would have been
the way to go. And again, I feel like doctor Johnny Fever would
have been the guy to take thepills. He definitely seemed like he was
in party mode. Fasten the time, Casey, I thought you said this

(59:43):
show is realistic radio people with morals. That's not really well, you gotta
try the product before you support it, right and so and so I'm watching
him, then all of a sudden, guests who pops up as a lawyer
is the dad from alf Man.I feel like they're really putting the screws
to these guys. Even back then, Yeah, you can do alf but

(01:00:04):
you're also when we call, you'reon the other shows. I mean that
was like eight years later or whatever. Alf would have come down, But
yeah, I was like, thatwasn't builder for him. That's a nice
little surprise, all right. Butso yeah, w KRP and Cincinnati season
four, episode twelve, hit upthe pills, up the pills, all
right? Ah, there you go. Another review from KCB fatter Bay,
what's the beef watching? It's wKRP in Cincinnati, which you said on

(01:00:29):
YouTube. It's only on YouTube rightnow, and we also buy the DVDs
but it's not streamble ever. Onedude's beautiful. One dude, what became
of? It's a long ass introtoo, and Cincinnati, Cincinnati, UK.
Thank you be fatter all right,Jason muse snoochi and calling the show

(01:00:52):
here it'sout an hour ang on BarlPortland's rock station, one of five.
Nine the brew It's Tanner, Drewand Laura are right. Bacon and Beer
number twenty seven, the Pumpkin Spicededition is a week from today. Yeah,
it's crazy, I know it's already. It's already here almost. Gilgamesh
Brewing in Salem is where we're goingto be the campus location. Everyone who

(01:01:13):
shows up gets free bacon, andsomeone's gonna walk away with a free trip
to Vegas to see Awakening At thewin. We also have a ton of
tickets to give away. Casey wasgoing down our promotions director was going down
the list of tickets that we haveto give away bacon and beer next week.
Yeah, we're gonna have tons ofgreat stuff. We're gonna have everything
from Trans Siberian Orchestra to the hottestticket in town, mister Adam Sandler.

(01:01:37):
That's right, and that's a oncein a it could be a once in
a lifetime opportunity for him to comehere and to do it in the way
that he's doing it. It's kindof like an appreciation back to the fans.
It's really cool. What is itthe Motor Center case at the Memorial
College Intimate School. So it's it'sa huge show and the request have not

(01:01:58):
stopped coming. Yeahs out. Yeah, So we'll have some Adam Sandler tickets
of bacon and beer next Friday.We also, like you said, we'll
have Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets and somepit passes to a pretty badass show.
Yep, we'll have some Aerosmith tickets. I got pit passes for the three
days Gray Show. We've got frontrow tickets for Jeff Dunham, Oh my
god, at the at the Coliseumas well. He's great, we'll have

(01:02:19):
some Queens of the Stone Age tickets. So chez all that and me and
a lattee costs. I was gonnasay, do you think we should have
all the prizes printed out on thereceipt that's strapped to his lot to mark
him off. Come on out becauseit's gonna be a lot, a lot
of fun. We've got tons ofthings to give away. Obviously, the
Mayor of Salem, Chris Hoy,will be in attendance. We're very excited

(01:02:40):
to meet the mayor and to hopefullybe given a park named after us or
something like that, something small,like a park, something small, a
great school, you know it'll beYeah, we'd like that. What else?
So could you point us to theTanner druin Lare Library. Yeah,
so it's not finished yet. Also, I have received a couple of emails
people wondering what's the update on theTerry Porter. I there is no update.

(01:03:02):
The update is we got a cellphone number and they people told me
that he was expecting our call.And I called and called and called.
I must have left three or fourmessages. I texted, texted Terry Porter.
A couple of times and just Ididn't hear anything back. So there's
about as much chance that he'll bethere as Fabio. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, he's you know, he'sgot a lot going on. Listen.

(01:03:24):
He is on the board for theyou know, Dormbrecker's Children's Hospital. There
could be stuff with that he's doing. It could be bigger fish. He
could be out of town. Idon't know what's going yeah, or or
you never know. I mean,he has the date, he has a
time in the location. Maybe he'lljust pop show up. I would love
that awesome, But I don't know. I called Terry porter over, called

(01:03:45):
a buzzer beater if he shows upat the last seme right, and I've
seen him hit one nineteen ninety twoagainst the Phoenix Suns. But either way,
it's gonna be tons of fun nextFriday, six to ten am.
All right, Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem, it's the campus location. Come on
out. We're asking for you tobring down three cans of food if you
can, we understand it. Ifyou're struggling yourself, we don't expect you

(01:04:06):
too. We'll still let you in. Yeah, but if you can bring
down three cans of food for peoplein need because we're trying to raise over
a thousand pounds of food. Yeah, and we want to we'd love to
surpass a thousand pounds, maybe evenyou know, maybe even more than that.
We can do. I think wecan do it. I'm gonna make
my kids go can hunting this weekend, okay, and just hit the neighbors

(01:04:27):
right there, tell them, justgive me a couple can see if I
can't put together a chunk is afantastic idea, Drew, It's gonna happen.
I'll stick our treating for cans totally. Give him back, baby.
All that food is going to stayin Salem and help out the people of
Salem. So if you can comeon down and bring some food to help
people out. We're going to qualifysomebody for the Vegas trip right now.
Though. If you want to winthat trip to Vegas that we're giving away
next Friday, you gotta be afinalist. We'll put collars ten through fifteen

(01:04:50):
on the list right now. Pagesix, six, four, four,
five, one oh five nine isthe phone number. You have a chance
to go see Awakening at the Winin Las Vegas on us all right,
call it ten fifteen eight, six, six, four four five, one
oh five nine, good luck,Hey, coming up all next week on
the show, We've got your freetickets to go see comedian Jeff Dunham and

(01:05:10):
tickets for the first five rows,so fifth row on Monday, first row
on Friday, your first Chance tWin's coming up at seven thirty clus.
We're in the home stretch to Baconand Beer and we're gonna be getting more
people qualified for that trip to Vegasall morning, and if you need to
catch up on the show, allthe highlights are right there on social media
at one oh five nine. TheBrew. It's all coming up Monday morning
at six am with Tanner Ju andLaura and now back the podcast. All

(01:05:31):
right, tweere one week away,one week away from the big day,
Tanner Ju and Laura's Pumpkin spiced editionof Bacon and Beer happening at Gilgamesh Brewing
in Salem, the campus location.Come on out and get crazy, and
we're asking if you can to bringdown three cans of food to help out
some people in need. We arelooking to raise over a thousand pounds of
food next Friday morning. Yeah,and three cans is all we're asking you

(01:05:54):
to bring if you Now, ifyou're struggling yourself and you can't bring anything
down, we're not you know,we're not expecting you to bring something down.
We're not gonna turn you away.Now, we're not turning anybody away.
But if you can, please bringdown some food, because we really
would like to surpass you know,I'm saying a thousand, but I would
love fifteen hundred. Mm. Yeah, we're trying to keep that as the
baseline. We just want to tryand improve on numbers and get bigger and

(01:06:15):
better. All the food's gonna stayin Salem. And who's gonna be taking
the food Casey, that's gonna bethe marrying polk food share. And look,
let's surprise these folks. Let's showup. Let's drop a bunch of
stuff off and leave them going,dude, we're gonna need a second fan.
Yeah, your trips. I wantthem to mumble about two trips totally.
Everyone shows up gets free bacon,and you could leave with a trip
to Las Vegas to see Awakening atthe Wind And of course Salem may Or

(01:06:42):
Chris hoy will be there too.We're super stoked to meet Salem may Or
Chris hoy. Oh yeah, allright, let's call some local businesses.
This has been fun this week.Case he just calling random We call Plaid
Pantry and I love it. Andelse we call ACE like an Ace cash
place. Oh yeah, and wefind out a lot about the town.
You find out who's still in business, who's not. We've got some good
luck so far. Yeah. Caseygave me a list of like, I

(01:07:04):
don't know, thirty numbers, anda good twenty percent of them aren't even
work. We could get into theblame game here, but I'll just accept
it because he was being nice withyou at twenty percent and say maybe five
of them work. Uh yeah,Let's let's just go ahead and say the
Chamber of Commerce could probably spruce somethings up on their website. Okay,
hopefully the mayor's are not associated.Yes, we can talk to him about

(01:07:27):
it. Bacon and yeah, firstman to man, I got a number
here for a random Jiffy Lube inSalem. Oh nice, free oil Jiffy
Lube. Yeah, and I feellike those are our people. Oh yeah,
ye oh yeah. If we wecan't get played at a loube,
we don't belong here at all.Alright, let's call this random Jiffy Lube
in Salem and invite them to baconand beer, and if they're cool,
we'll even get them qualified for theVegas trip. Nice, let me down

(01:07:49):
this number worst? Most cares helpyou? What up, Doug? How
are you doing? Brother good?Who's that? It's Tanner, Drew and

(01:08:10):
Laura from one of five nine thebrew in Portland. It's the radio station.
Can we talked to you on theradio for sec sure? We just
wanted to invite you guys to baconand beer. We got a big party
coming up next Friday, and wewant to divide everyone down there at the
Jiffy Loup. Yeah, right on, thank you. We're gonna be in
Salem for the first time, allright, And where's it gonna be at

(01:08:31):
Gilgamesh Brewing the campus location next Fridayfrom six to ten. Everyone who shows
up gets free bacon, and someone'sgonna walk away with a free trip to
Las Vegas. And you know what, we're gonna get you and some of
the guys down there at the JiffyLube loving those jiffs right now qualified for
the trip, all right? Tellthe boys, yeah, go ahead if
you want to announce, if youwant to do it now as long as

(01:08:54):
you can at the top of yourlungs, We're totally fine. Are great
in that garage? I know?Yeah. Hey, guys, radio station
is gonna offer us all it's freetrip to Vegas. We're gonna qualify.
We're gonna qualify you for that freetrip to Vegas. Qualified now that's great.

(01:09:15):
Yeah, dude, what's your name? Brother, My name is Doug.
That's right. I'm pretty good,Doug. Nice to meet you,
man. Yeah, next Friday,we'd love to have you come out.
We'll make sure you get some freebacon and we'll put you on the list.
So if you want that trip youcould, you could win. So
come on out. All right,Hey, Mike, I believe there's two
here to Gilgamesh here in Salem?Is it? What's the camp? The
campus location? Okay? Campus location? Okay? I appreciate that. So

(01:09:40):
can we chalk you down for anarrival time. Yeah, we'll let the
guys know and let them make theirown decisions, all right, dog from
Jiffy Loup. Everybody handshake when youshow up. That's right right on.
Thank you very much, thanks Doug. Wow, there we go. We'll
meet Doug next Friday. I hopethey Well, if he's there, I'll

(01:10:02):
have a name tag on. Hedoesn't, he doesn't have to wear our
stick or it comes with his shirt. That's right, all right? Next
Friday, get all the infoone lineat one to five nine. The Brute
dot com comedian Jason Muse Snoogy boochisyou know I'm as Jay from Jay and
Sign Bob strike Back. He's gonnabe calling in here in about ten minutes.

(01:10:23):
You're a waking up with Tanner,Drew and Laura want to chime in?
Text Tanner, Drew and Laura anytimeon the Lazy Boy text line at
ninety eight one seven, Get off, get off, all right. She's
gonna be at Helium Comedy Club thisweekends. You know him as Jay from
Jalen Sign Bob strike Back. Pleasewelcome to the show, Jason Muse,

(01:10:49):
snoochy BOOCHI, oh dude, we'redoing well, brother, doing well?
Last TI nice, nice, lasttime we spoke to you. I can't
remember if he was in studio withus, Drew, or if we talked
to him on the phone. Yeah, we was on the phone. We've
had him both ways. We've hadhim in here and one time we called

(01:11:10):
him at a Starbucks. Yeah,where are you this morning? Right?
Where are you right now? Jack? You know what, I just left
this Starbucks, so he's got this. I'm in the car. Yeah,
I got out of the Starbucks andI just pulled over to call you guys.
But I'm ready to I'm in town. I'm ready to go. Man.
I'm excited. We again have fourshows uh to tonight to tomorrow night,

(01:11:34):
and it's always fun, so I'mexcited about it. Yeah. Man,
we love having you in town andsuper funny guy. You obviously have
been in a ton of movies.I grew up watching, you know,
Mall Rats and Jay and Silent Boband the reboot that came out, you
know, like it was you know, I grew up watching you, so
you know, I uh, tome, it's like one of those things

(01:11:56):
like it's like everyone has got theirfavorite actors growing up. Yeah, you
know, like I would say thatthose James Saw a Bob movies and Mall
Rats were some of my favorite moviesgrowing up. We grew up with that.
That was just like a write apassage. And I used to like
I would I would watch Mall Ratsand then I would go to mall,
like the like Maltwo five, whichis what I live near, or the
clack of Us town Center lines highend mall. Yeah, Multiple five.

(01:12:17):
It's basically a flea market, butthey got the word mall on it.
Yeah. But I would go andjust recite lines from from you know,
from Mall Rats, like the bunnysuit lines and all the Jay's little lines.
They were great, And a lotof that was improvised, right,
like Kevin and You just kind ofjust hit record on the cameras and just
improvised. Well, the first someof it, you know, you know,

(01:12:40):
the first movie is Uh. Kevinand I had been friends for years
and when he wrote this script,he said, dude, he goes,
I think you have this into humorthat's different than other people. And I
find it funny, and and ourfriends find it funny. But is it
Jersey funny or do you think otherpeople in Portland or Los Angeles other people

(01:13:00):
find it funny. He's like,I'm going to write a character based on
you and and all the things thatyou've said over the years. And that
was Kirk's Jay and Quartz is exactlyhow I was as a fourteen fifteen sixteen
year old kid. I used torun around yelling stuff at people in cars.
I'd pull my you know, dothis, and I would do that

(01:13:23):
hold on when you said you pullyou pull it out. Yeah yeah,
yeah, to be really not justthe poors around my friends, around my
plane. Yeah, I mean,I like, please tell me, you
said, please tell me. Yousaid you would be talked. You'd straight
up talk. Oh, you wouldtalk to like talk and I yeah,

(01:13:43):
And I would be like laying onthe bed and my friends would come in
the room and I'd be liked,what you're doing. I'd like, you
know what I'm doing. I'm playingwith that, you know. So he
was that fast and loose friends,you know. But but the cool thing
is is that they saw a characterin it, and we're able to harness
that. Yeah, when Kevin did, Yes, Kevin, Kevin harnessed that.

(01:14:05):
You know. Of course the thingsthat he was able to put it
into into a story and make senseof the things I did. And that's
why he became selling Bob is becausehe said, look, Jay doesn't have
to have a conversation with anybody,but I don't want him to just be
doing that to nobody, because it'lllook like he's talking to himself and he's
crazy, So I need to putsomeone with him that he could talk to

(01:14:28):
and act off of. And Kevinwanted to be in the movie, but
he was like, I have tofocus on directing. I can't memorize a
bunch of dialogue. So that's whyhe became Silent Bob and stood next to
me. It's smart, You're stillin the movie, but you don't have
to worry about memorizing anything. It'sexactly but again, and it's sure like
you know, you were saying thepoor about like going to the mall and

(01:14:51):
stuff, and I think that's whatpeople have asked me over these like you
know, why do you think thecharacters in the movies, you know,
really hit with people? And Ireally think it's just people can relate with
it. It's like so many peoplehave that clerk's job. You know,
so many people work retail or atconvenience stores or block but well used to
work blockbusters and can relate to thosecharacters dealing with the customers. And like

(01:15:14):
you said, people, you know, the mall rats. It's like kids
used to always go to the mall. They take the we stack the bus
to the mall. We take twobusses go to the mall, especially during
Christmas when Christmas shopping's happened and you'refourteen and all the kids are walking around
in the mall like just hanging out, and so I really feel that people
can. Yeah, it's like peoplecould totally relate with with the movies and

(01:15:38):
the characters and storylines and stuff forthe most part. And how crazy is
it? You know the guy whoscreamed like you know, that's just a
guy in a suit, the bunnysuit guy. You know, he was
he was really fat in the movieMall Rats. His name is Ethan is
it sup Lee is how you sayit? It's the guy. It's the
guy for the American history. Yeah. Yeah. He was also in like
a butterfly effector he is incredibly thinand shape Now he's a beast like the

(01:16:00):
guy like, oh yeah, Idon't know what he did, like he
got to in the CrossFit or something. But that guy who was he had
food oliver a shirt and screaming aboutthe easter bunny and malrats is now incredibly
thin and yoked. And that's theguy wh could beat you up. Yeah,
like and yeah, not even likeyou know. It was interesting because
I hadn't seen him in years,and at first he really took u.
He told me, like, we'veseen him at one of these like twenty

(01:16:23):
anniversary, ten anniversary parties we didor whatever. And he came and he's
just riding bikes and and doing CrossFitand stuff. And he lost a bunch
of weight, but he was itwas pretty thin, but not not like
didn't have any muscle. And thenI didn't see him for like five years
again, and then all of asudden, man like he is strong and

(01:16:44):
he like he has so much muscleon him, and like, what it
change. Yeah, it's not justlike, hey, I lost two hundred
pounds and that's that. It's likeI lost two hundred and fifty pounds and
now I'm a monster, you know, super strong. Yeah, and what
a nice guy. He's the oneguy like we met on Mall rats.
Uh, And that was ninety five. We met on Mall Rats. And

(01:17:08):
he was always every time I cameout to LA for the next five years
when I didn't live there yet,he'd picked me up from the airport.
He'd like bring me to his houseto dinner and hang out with his parents
and Stu's a nice guy. Ethanis. But anyway, but yeah,
man, it's it's you know,it's it's really cool. But I just
saw Jason Lee. I just sawyou know. It's cool because we've been

(01:17:29):
doing these like reunion conventions together,Clerks reunion, we did a Mall Rats
reunion, and like we go tothese conventions and we all hang out,
we take pictures together. So it'sbeen really cool. Man. It's like
it's been such a surreal. It'ssuch a surreal thirty years for me.
You know, I was a kidputting roofs on houses and delivering pizza Kevin

(01:17:54):
Vam like I wrote this character foryou, you know. And and then
even after Clerks I went, Iwas still delivering pizza and putting Bruce on
ausends. That's got to be atrick you did. You did Clarks,
you did dog me to these moviesand then you're so you're you're delivering pizzas
if I order a pizza a largecheese and Jay is the guy? How
often did you get recognized? Acouple of times, especially after Mall Rats,

(01:18:17):
So I did it up to dogs. I had done corks, Mall
Rats, chasing Amy and I wasstill delivering pizza. And I remember one
time this guy I went to thedoor and I was like, hey man,
that would be twelve ninety five,and he'll like, also here ten
dollars, eleven dollars and he's like, wait a second, weren't you in
that law? So I was like, Snitz did the news? Okay?
How many was? How much?Can I ask you how much money you

(01:18:40):
made from All Rats? How mucha soul from It's funny from Mall Rats?
It was at my first studio movie, so I got sag union my
first whatever rate. I think itwas sixteen thousand dollars, but after taxes,
you know, you're looking at abouteight thousand, nine thousand dollars,
eight or nine grand to do MallRats. And like you made the movie,

(01:19:02):
you and James. Yeah, afterquok Kevin got paid for quotes later
when he sold it, but hedidn't get a whole lot. I don't
know what he sold it for,something like two hundred thousand dollars after paying
all the money back and stuff.He shared money with everyone, don't get
me wrong, but it was liketwo grand maybe three. So and Chasing
Amy, I was only in onescene, so I only got paid like

(01:19:26):
ten grand after taxes, about fiveSo after three movies, after taxes,
I made about fifteen thousand dollars.What about James Simon Bob stright Back,
because that was that was a bighit, and I can remember being a
pretty big DVD release and you're inthe title, Yeah, what about that?
How much is so that one?Later on? I can't remember honestly
exactly, but it definitely was acouple hundred thousand dollars at that point.

(01:19:51):
Million. Yeah, But then again, don't don't forget because a Dogma and
then then James Bob that's my fifthmovie. So fifteen grand after first three
movies. I don't know. Dogmight think I got paid a little more.
I got paid like sixty. Let'ssay so after taxes. Let's say
I got thirty five forty, andthen and then Jam Bob. Let's say

(01:20:13):
I got two fifty after taxes.You know you're looking at so after five
movies, you know, I mademaybe two hundred and fifty grand clearing after
taxes. So people don't realize,like, oh my god, you put
in five movies. How many housesyou're gonna buy? How many cars?
I'm like dude, I made liketwo fifty in the last ten years,
like I got, Yeah, exactly. It's so crazy the way the studios

(01:20:35):
are taking advantage of these people.And I really hope there's rumors we found
out in our news today that theremight be a little movement and the U
and the strike that's going on rightnow, and I really hope they figured
out because that's you know, Iknow there was a long time to go
for you, but but you know, the people who are doing it now,
it's crazy how they're getting ripped off. And it was happening back then
and it's none now, and it'sit needs to stop. No, No,

(01:20:57):
it's things too, because you know, I was just about to do
I was just about you know,I really loved I got to direct the
movie a few years back, andI really enjoyed it. It's called Madness
in the Method if you get achance to check it out. I directed
it, and me and my friendwrote it together, and I was about
to direct another movie, and thenthe sag the strikes hit, the writer
strike, the sag strike, andso it thinks after so many years,

(01:21:20):
I was like, yeah, I'mgoing to direct another movie. So I'm
still doing that. I'm still directing, I'm still acting and stuff. But
yes, I hope it all getsfigured out. Because I had a couple
of jobs on the horizon, youknow, and they had they got pushed
because of the strikes. But butyeah, but again, but luckily I
have my stand up, you know, and that's you know. So if

(01:21:42):
you get a chance, member offour shows tonight at seven thirty and ten
at the Helliam Comedy Club and thentomorrow night same thing Helium Comedy Club.
Two shows, So come come seeme and I talk all about meeting Kevin.
I talk about a bunch of differentstuff, current stuff, past shot
stuff. Portland dot Helium Comedy dotcom is the website Portland dot Helium Comedy

(01:22:05):
dot com. Uh, Jason Musetonight at Helium and tomorrow, Dude,
you the man. Thanks for comingon the show. We'll talk to you
soon. Brother always, thank youyou too. Have a great day.
You were listening to Tanner, Drewand Laura. Now here's what's trending.
A bunch of good stuff on thewebsite. If you want to kill some
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(01:22:27):
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(01:22:49):
including the brand new trailer for theAquaman reboots or not reboot. I
guess it's a sequel. What doyou think of that outfit on Momoa?
It seems a little aggressive. Ididn't even see the trailer. Oh my
god, I haven't seen the firstmovie. I'm not mad at you about
not watching. I'm more mad thatthey chose the outfit. I mean,
he's like, he's a walking rainbow. I don't even know what he is.
He's a fishman's intimidating the fishman glowingscales here. I'm sorry, hawkerman

(01:23:14):
is not my thing, but youknow, people like Jason Momoa. So
go check out the trailers. Honestly, though, because the director of the
film was bocking at the fact thatAmber heard said her her parts had been
cut down. I forgot, yeah, yeah, but but I guess he's
like, no, they haven't.She's in it just as much as she
was. She's you are barely init from the beginning that you got what

(01:23:39):
you got? Trailers online at oneto five nine dot com. Also,
a video has gone viral of analligator creeping up on some kids as parents
go into panic mode. So creepingthere, you know, like a lake,
and they can see this alligator creepingup in the kids freak out.
Yeah, And you could see oneparent just run directly into the water and
the kid to help. Look howbig it is? Cheeze man, it's

(01:24:08):
a big ass alligator. Yeah.And it's one of those deals. And
when you're watching, you're like,I think it's probably high time to go
grab the children. Those kids arenever swimming in anything that's not a pool
again, right, No, Iwant to see the bottom yeah one of
five nine dot com. Click onTanner, Drew and Laura to see it
all. All right, that doesn'tfor us to date my frame man A

(01:24:28):
week in the book and the weekjust one more week until Bacon and Beer,
which is next Friday at Gilgamesh brewing. But what are you excited for
most? Beef water for the weekendor for bacon? I know, well,
you don't even have to ask,because I know it's the pumpkin spice
latte straw. Right. The outfitis hard to beat. But what am

(01:24:50):
I looking forward to the most?Some of the games we've got planned I'm
kind of excited about. Yeah,yeah, we do got a lot of
good games planned and a lot ofgreat concert tickets to give away. We
have, like we said earlier,tickets Adam Sandler, who's coming to the
memorial CALLI seum to do some standup, which is last one. I
only saw the special Netflix or something, but it's so good about started crying
at the last one. So whoknows what he's going right? Because what

(01:25:12):
he's telling a story about Chris orsorry, David what's his name? He
did that song and like and didn'the do the cell phone wallet keys?
But not a rap song that hedid too from that special? And does
anyone still do that when you're lookingfor your cell phone wallet keys every time,
every time you leave, every timeI do the triple pat Yeah it
works. We do have tickets tosee Adam Sandler We also have what else

(01:25:35):
case you got some Trans Siberian Orchestratickets, We've got Arrow Smith ticket Carrol
Smith three days Grace tasks for threedays Grace. Yeah, we gotta look.
It's worth showing up for, soyou all better be there. Yeah.
And of course Salem may Or ChrisHoy will be an attendance. Yeah.
I can't wait to meet him too. Everyone who gets everyone shows up
gets free bacon, and you couldwalk away the trip to Las Vegas to

(01:25:58):
see Awakening at the wind h Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and trying to
bring some food down. If youshe's just going to say, clear those
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we're trying to raise money or sorry, raise food for people in need.
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likes that soup, So bring itdown. What's trash to you could be
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