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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You and Laura Man.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I was just telling Laura that I every single day
I noticed my eyesight getting a little worse.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, I'm far sighted.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm pretty sure those readers, Yeah, I think so I'm
gonna have to go get go to an eye doctor.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I noticed it when I was trying to read the back.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I was trying to read the ingredients of like a
protein shake, and I realized, like it was just it
was just a few inches and I couldn't see it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You know, if I pulled a little closer, I could
not see it.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Isn't that weird that the eyes work like that That
close could be the problem.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And I feel like it just happened, Like I don't
remember that up until just like two or three months ago.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Let me, well, you are at ee o'clock.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
You know, I was going to say, it tends to happen.
And you've gotten with You've gotten away with not having
glasses or contacts or anything for quite a long time,
swallow or.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
A cavity, So you've had a pretty good ride. A
few bullets, but I think they're about to hit me
all at once.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, yeah, Teith a rod out and you go blind.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So far teeth are so you know, still we're still
doing good. I have no cavities, but yeah, my eyes
are just garbage all of a sudden, it's I do
have one, two, three, four, five, six seven computer monitors
in front of.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's such a mom every time I say this. But
I feel like you go from staring at monitors to
being at home staring at more monitors. You look at
your phone, you're you gain I get.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I get a few hours of uh like, I get
like five or six go to bed, but I get it.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah, in between sleeping is the only time that you're
looking out without a screen.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
In between my competer, time at home and the show,
I get like five or six hours, you know, and
then it's back to the computers.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Mm hm.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
And you know, I think that even if there weren't
the computers, I mean, as long as we can remember,
you get into your forties and some of your buddies
start getting readers. Yeah, I'm gonna have to man my dad,
you know, he's in his later sixties, but he'll be
over at my house and we're like working on something.
But if he has to look at the instructions, yeah,
I've got readers, and he's got readers stashed all over
wherever you hang out.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm gonna get some of those Chuck Schumer spec on
video I'm going to get I'm gonna get them where
they hang down, just like right below my eyes, on
my nose, just picking people over the glasses.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I don't even know why I'm wearing them. It's a
new sweet judgmental look. You can. Really I'm gonna get
a little cord.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You know, as you can just hang them around you,
always there.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Just in case I need to read a label and
when they do level out after a couple of years,
there's been a lot of advancements in lasix. So maybe
because mine will eventually need readers because I'm fixed for
you know, nearsighted, okay, and so hey, maybe we'll go
hold hands and laser.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, I'll laser these things right up.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I know you.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I remember you saying you could smell it. Dude.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
It was so I will tell you this, and I'm
not going to discount it at all. It was for
what it did for my life. It was the easiest
thing I've ever done ever. And I tell everyone, he's like,
I don't want to do it. I'm like, you are
robbing yourself. Yeah, Lasik is the greatest thing of all
time there.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I mean, you think about it.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
If I would have fallen into an ocean, I would
have died automatically from blindness.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Now I'm good. The joys of getting older.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, at least you didn't get part your knees start
getting rusty. Yeah, at least you to get your streams
not as strong fellas you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, I was in a third grade when I got mine.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So you made a good run. You weren't nine.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, there's a lot happening today, not just my eyes
falling apart. We do have another pair of tickets to
go see Slip Knots at RV and Stall Resorts Amphitheater.
That show is coming up on Sunday, Boys and Girls Clipslop. Yeah.
I just had a couple of things to say, but
I don't. It'll be slip slopping all over that dumb button.
Nine this morning, I think we're playing our game. Hell yeah,
(03:40):
all right, So listen to when the Slipnot tickets at
nine thirty this morning. We also have Freedom Friday coming
up at eight o'clock. Colin from Goldberg Jones is going
to be here in person to answer your questions about
divorce or custody. Ye, maybe you're going through a divorce
right now and you're getting steamrolled, just just slapped around
like a bitch, just like you were in the marriage Todd.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It happens exactly.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, Well, now's the time to stand up for yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, if you got questions about it, and maybe you're
thinking about it, maybe you're just like, man, this isn't
for me.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I need to pull the trigger because you don't have
to be already in it. You probably just hate your life.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, So if you're in.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
That situation, something has got to change.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Eight o'clock today, Colin will be in studio to answer
your questions about divorce or custody.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And this is you know, free advice.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Yeah right, you don't get very often.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And I do want to know.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I want to ask him one question about that Jlo thing,
about why, oh yeah, why someone like that and Ben
Affleck would not get a prenup when you're already bookoo
bonkers rich.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, like love.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
They didn't see this coming. Okay, they were going together for.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Us, but they didn't exactly all of us saw that coming,
and they didn't see it coming.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, they went ahead and bought a sixty million dollar
house and took it right on the face.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I saw that she was looking for twenty seven looking
at a twenty seven million dollar home by herself the
other day.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Oh wow, what a downgrade?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? How is she gonna live?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (05:07):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
In the meantime, listen to.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
This Story's our segment where we go around the room
sharing what we think the biggest stories of the day are.
I'm gonna go first, y'all, because I'm excited about this.
Lincoln Park is making a comeback.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's on.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
They announced this just yesterday, after like a week of
teasing this nonsense. Yeah, but they announced a new singer,
a brand new album, and a brand new tour.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Then that new single wasn't so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's not bad at all. Her name is Emily Armstrong.
She's from the band Dead Sarah, which I've never heard of.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I think they've been around for a while, but never
really on my radar, Like, I've never really listened to them.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Are you guys kind of glad that you don't know?
Like when I when I heard that she was from
a band and didn't know. I was like, okay, good,
so now I can digest her in a completely free way,
not like oh wait.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I heard a rumor that they were looking at like
Lizzie Hale from Hailstorm. I don't know, you know, so
I am glad that it was somebody I don't know,
Emily Armstrong from Dead Sarah. They just released a new
song yesterday called the Emptiness Machine.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Here's a little singer.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Me.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
It's been inside, Howie Christ under the out.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Keep on into, keep one into.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Pulling me in Muscat, and I know exactly how that
you cut me.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Just.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I love it, not who I had in mind, not
that they were going to announce that other girl from.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I can remember what she was in. I love it.
I'm pretty good. I'm excited about it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I can't wait to see the tour as soon as
we find out when it's rolling through Portland. You'll find out,
and I'm sure we'll have some tickets because Ganggang.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I really can't wait to hear her sing Travis's songs.
Speaker 11 (07:17):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Chester.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Know why I said Travis Chester's because his songs are
so unique. Yeah, but I hear her, I hear him
in her scrit Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I was gonna say, I don't know if they would
have been able to find a dude. Well, there's videos
Chester did, so I think this is a good call.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
There's videos of her singing with Lincoln Park already. She's
already done concerts with them, and I saw it on
YouTube yesterday, so you can find that too well. Actually
put some links up online at dot com.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Okay, so I think the big story tough to follow
that one up. But if you have not seen the
new and improved Portland International Airport, they're actually encouraging residents
to come check it out and you can secure discounted
parking through the month.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
But there is a catch.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
If you don't have a flight coming up but you
still want to see the new terminal, you can actually
get two hour parking coupons every Saturday in September, but
only if you spend a total of twenty five dollars
at businesses in the main terminal. That was one of
the big things where it's like, oh hey, now there
are shops and restaurants in the terminal before you even
get through security, and they want you to be able
to go and spend money at those businesses. So to
(08:24):
redeem the deal, you have to give your parking ticket
and receipts to show it to any PDX staff and
then you'll get like a validation coupon to submit before
you leave, and then if you stay beyond the two
hour point, you have to pay like four dollars extra
per hour. But I mean, this gives you an opportunity
to go check it out, even if you don't.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Have a trip coming up, if it's beautiful something that you.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Want to do on a you saw for in person
the other day.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Yeah, it's so crazy too, because I had flown like
a month before they were finished, and I was like, man,
I don't know how they're going to pull this off
because like all the like the temporary walls and stuff
were still up, and I was like.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I just don't see how this is gonna work.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Trash that week, I was flying too, right.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
And then you walk into the new terminal and you're.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Like what yah, what like how like how did this
go from that to this? It's crazy? And like I
found myself getting lost and I didn't know where I
was half the time, and I was just like, what,
kik amazing.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
It's super cool, But I don't think I could drive
up there. If I wasn't flying out, I gotta do it.
Oh but the big story to me, guys, And I'm
sure you felt a little of this yesterday. Unusual September
heat is causing all kinds of trouble in the Portland
and Vancouver area. And my kids school started sending out
the messages yesterday right after pickup that there'll be closing
(09:44):
early today. Portland public schools also, most schools now are
to the point where you get a text message. I
got two phone calls. You know, they really want to
let you know. But if you're not aware of yeah,
because there's people need to get out of there. When
I picked my kids up at their little Rick school,
the teachers were standing outside like sweating after this. Yeah,
(10:05):
Like it's not it's not an appropriate heat. It's a
different time.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
So check that out for yourself. Make sure you pick
up a kid. On top of that smoke yesterday too,
It's just gnarliss.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Smoke was so bad. I sneezed all afternoon drinking my nostrils.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
You went up to where'd you go?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
I went a Trillium lake, which when we left Portland
where the fire was. I know when we left Portland,
I was like, Oh, it's a beautiful day. And then
as we drove closer to.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
It, I was like getting darker and darker, so.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
It smelled like the campfire outside, but it's still nice.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I felt like we were hanging out inside at trigger.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well you guys working, you guys and guys working outside
to them and just make sure you're being safe hydrating.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
And the drama said that on entraage you go to hydrate. Yeah,
that's right, all.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Right, Well more, thank you guys. One of those stories
out one five nine in the brew dot com. We're
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Speaker 11 (11:07):
Here's Drew.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Well, Well, that was a huge game last night between
the Chiefs and Ravens. It was pretty wild because this
game got delayed by what must have been thunder and lightning.
Because you normally don't take everyone and everyone out of
the stands just gone. They were doing the pregame and
Amy walks in the rooms is all like, this game
(11:29):
is supposed to be pretty big.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't see anybody in the stands.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
And then they hadn't even told us that it was
delayed until later. And finally because they were eventually they're
doing the pregame from the tunnel because then the lady goes.
We just didn't bring ponchos. We didn't think this was
gonna happen. But that was not the main event. The
main event was Mahomes on display again and of course
(11:52):
going against the Ravens and Lamar Jackson is the MVP,
going in favored by three points. This goes all the
way down to the wire, and because it was delayed,
it was after my bedtime, but I wasn't about to
miss it. And on the final play of the game,
the Ravens needed to score to either tie or win
the game. When this happened, oh bart to make.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
The magic happen.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
So as soon as that happens, I jump out of
my chair. I take a knee because it's another season,
another letdown. And then I see them say they're going
for two, which means for sure I've lost my bet.
Because they go for two, they either make it or
miss it they either win by one or lose by one,
and I don't win a three point bet. But in
the finals, in the next couple of seconds, everything changed.
(12:46):
As I'm telling you, a toenail was over the back
line when he landed in the back of the end zone,
thus waving off the touchdown, waving off the two point conversion.
Chiefs win by seven, one to zero.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
On the year, there's your sports. Very nice, very nice.
Drew's very happy about you. Wake up a little brighter
when you are on the right side of that toe.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I mean, we saw the barstool guy who was three
hundred grand yesterday and he walked right out of the room.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
He was so upset i'd be up to. I mean,
even though he's rich, it's you know, three hundred grands,
three and a grand, and.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
You, Tony, and you and your pony looked to be winning.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
I do like that this season started that way, where
you know, the Chiefs maybe were pluckered up a little
bit there to you, and I think that's.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
The way it should be. Don't forget you still got
work to do, boys.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Okay, that's a wide eyed Lions fan over there. I
like it all right.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Coming up in a little bit where we're gonna check
your talkback messages. So download the iHeartRadio app if you
have something to say to the show. Coming up next
to another edition of The Dumbass of the Day. Happy Friday,
Sportland's rock station one oh five nine the Brew.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
We're gonna do another edition of The dumb Ass of
the Day here in a second, but real fast, we.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Do have another track. Rash Band. It's coming up September
twenty eighth.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, trash Bandit's Rise of the Raccoonweah. We're gonna be
a meeting at Cathedral Park in Saint John's Saturday morning
on the twenty eighth, from ten to noon. We're just
gonna meet in Cathedral Park and then we're gonna spread
out to the you know, surrounding areas because yeah, the
park is not that bad. It's like, you know, nearby
the school and Stormbreaker Brewing and that whole area. So
(14:24):
we're gonna just clean that, clean those parts up.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, but we need your help. We need a posse.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
And if you live in that area, it's a good
time to you look at that garbage and you want it,
don't want to see it anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And that's a good time for you to get on up.
Set it up, boys and girls. All right, it's good
for you know, it's a good teaching lesson for your kids.
It's good to help out the city. And everyone who
shows up is going to be a finalist for tickets
to go see Breaking Benjamin and Stained.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
The whole thing's fuel for the soul.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
And it sounds like we're gonna have some food there.
We're like ninety five percent sure. We're just trying to
wait for that last bit of confirmation.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Pretty good.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, So if it's white bread, Mayoe and Ham, yeah,
it's boloneum bread, deal with it. So it'll be it'll
be fun and come on out.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
So one of five nine. The dot COM's got all
the info if you need it. But September twenty eighth,
trash band, it's.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
The Ras of the Raccoon. All right, it's now time
for another one of these.
Speaker 12 (15:18):
And now Tanner, Drew and Laura's dumbass of the day.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
There's a couple here.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I could give you the story about the chief superfan
who was sentenced to seventeen years in prison for bank robberies.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
This is a pretty incredible story.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Or I could tell you about the suspects who say
the robbery was a YouTube print.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
The first one's pretty dynamic, the Chiefs, but whatever one
works for, I.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Mean they're both robbery themes.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
We'll give you a double header here, Kakat Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
This self described chief superfan known as Chiefs a holic.
He will not be visiting our own head stadium anytime soon.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
If you ever watch The Chiefs, which they're always on TV,
it's the person rest as a giant wolf like head
to toe, like full on like mascot.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Tough to miss him.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Xavier Chief soholic, Bob Door. I'm probably not saying the
last name right.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
He was sentenced to seventeen and a half years in
federal prison on Thursday after pleading guilty to a string
of bank robberies. The thirty year old was a fixture
at Chiefs games, wearing that gray suit we were talking about.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
He's also pretty popular on social media.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He was arrested in twenty twenty two after robbing a
credit union in Tulsa. He then escaped authorities for several months.
It's very smart cut off his GPS monitor and he
kept robbing banks.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, that's the crazy thing. And then you could still
go to the game like in dressed like this cheap
saholic because you would never know.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Right, No, this mascot is hidden identity.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, well they, I guess finally caught him.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
So did he rob the banks dressed in costume? Also?
But that dressed is himself?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I think that would ruin the fourth Yeah right, O man,
how great.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Would that be?
Speaker 6 (16:58):
There's that wolf that robbed her bank the other day?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
But imagine the movie, right, like you robbed, there's bank
robbery scenes. Then all of a sudden he just throws
his gear on and goes to the Chiefs game and
nobody knows, like who is that brazen?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And the movie will step it up and they'll reverse it.
So he wears the suit.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Yeah, but how else is he gonna afford those eighteen
dollars beers at the stadium?
Speaker 9 (17:19):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (17:19):
You've got to rob it?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
And that wolf costume is a you know, ask furries.
Those things aren't cheap. Yeah, yeah, he's probably remember that
guy transformed into a dog. He spent thousands.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, and authority said that this money was being he
was stealing this money to go on this chief's rampage
for two years. Yeah, because those he had great seeds
in one of the most expensive places.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
I mean, I guess though, like if he just got
popped for this, I guess he got arrested in once
you said twenty twenty two, But yeah, I mean that
means he probably had the chance to see them win
the Super Bowl and so he had a good run.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, well, it would be a great movie. I agree,
it would be a great movie.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
When you cut the monitor off, you know you're going
to prison. He got to go to war games after
the monitor, right, And so.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
He's twenty two years old seventeen and a half year
Oh no, sorry, hollm was thirty years old, seventeen and
a half years.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Young to be that brazen.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
So you could definitely use a you put a young
chiseled lad in the movie.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
The crabby thing is if they do make a movie
about his life, if you can't because you were found
guilty of that crime, you can't be you can't profit
from that, right, Like, oh, I don't think he.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Can make money.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Good questions like murder, because like what about the Wolf
of Wall street guy.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
That's a good night, get a good point. That guy
broke a tunnel.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And he's living it up still. I actually looked it up.
He's a I saw his house, so it's still pretty big.
But like he's like negative a hundred million in debt
or something.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Because he can't get to even but he lives a
lavish lifestyle still, so it's almost like he can roll
it over all.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
This doubleheader for Dumbass of the Day, it's about these
suspects who say their bank robbery was a YouTube rank.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Yeah, it was just it wasn't real. We're just we're
doing it for the for the video.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Doing it for the ground bro just playing.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Two robbery suspects have an unusual motive. They did it
for YouTube, they say. Twenty two year old Corey Reyes
and twenty three year old Jehi Mullins have been accused
of robbing a University of Kentucky student at gunpoint. However,
the men every reportedly said it, well, it was a
prank for social media.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
You know what's ridiculous is that I can believe that
it actually probably was a prank for social media. That
doesn't mean that it was the right thing to do,
or that you should be pulling the gun on somebody,
But can't you see someone doing that be like, Okay,
I got the script plan for a new YouTube video.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
I just like assume that's going to get you out
of travel.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
People are really stupid and think that they're Oh, it's fine,
it's a joke. Yeah, it's for the tube.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Police say that there was a gun in the chamber
of the weapon used in the robbery. I'm assuming that
meant like a around around in the chamber. Yes, so
there's how much of a prank, you idiots? Yeah you
brought a real gun to a prank.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah right, I'm guessing it wasn't a prank. Yeah. And
they say that, and they were filming it for like
like a what was that website? They would always world.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Star Yeah, you know, I don't know what they were
posted on the dark web or something. When somebody gets.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Shot in the head, people, it's people watch that stuff.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
It is super strange that they would do that.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
But I mean, this isn't that far from the guy
who intentionally crashed a plane on YouTube. Yeah, and then
true and then like the travel and safety boards like, wait.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
He can't do that.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, you can't park there.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, and you know he he is.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I think it's still in jail for that. If I'm
not mistaken, that's a straight up crime. I'm not sure
what happened exactly, but yeah, you got in trouble big time.
So hopefully these kids get it's coming to him and
these idiots. I'm so sick of seeing these prank videos.
You know, I loved it when Tom Green was doing
his thing, when Jackass first came out. These prank videos
on the YouTube make on YouTube now make me want
to die stupid. And the worst are the ones that
(20:52):
are faked. Like you can tell everyone's acting, like, what
are we doing here?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
It's just charades, And then it's like and then something
will have, you know, twenty thousand likes and you know
it to be fake, and you're.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Like, oh god, yeah, and you just want to tell
everyone in the common section you were all idiots.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, just you're just feeding off whatever's thrown at you.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Like, and I all say, sometimes do people really think
this is real? This is some of the worst acting
I've seen. I don't know why we're faking this, Like,
you can always tell if it's like somebody on an airplane.
It's like a fake airplane.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Yeah, you know, see a little chunk of it.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Oh man, even the extras will be bad and people
will be buying it. Oh yeah, he's.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Stop making stupid people famous, you know.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
I know, Well there's so many gullible people. That's I
didn't realize.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
We were at that big a clip.
Speaker 11 (21:31):
That's bad.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Well there you go. They get they get what's coming
to him.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Those uh, those two dumb dumbs like that kid. You know,
I hate to say it, but he lived. But the
kid got shot.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
You remember at a mall.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, and he's franking some dude, like some food delivery driver,
and he kept messing with him and the guy just
pulled out a gun and shot him.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
In the belly.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
That's like, that's it's not okay.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's not okay on YouTube, but also just coming he
got off though he didn't get in trouble for it
self defense.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Anytime you're doing aggressive things to complete strangers, you're at
risk of getting gut pop gut shot.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
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Speaker 14 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Thanks, You know, the day's over and you can go
home and scroll the internet more.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Deeper.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
We do have a lot of stuff like those AI songs.
We've got the new I'm gonna put the full song
up of Lincoln Park's new single that they just released.
They got a new singer, and we played a little
bit of it this morning.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Here's another taste.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
The full Song's great because Mike Shinoda is doing a
lot of singing now. Yeah, I like, I mean, he's
been doing that for a few albums, but I really
enjoy I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
It's not who I.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Thought it was going to be vocalized like the female singer.
I thought it was gonna be some other girl. Yeah,
but this girl's dope. And they're gonna go on a
tour and they announced a new album, and I'm here
for any idea where this.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Tour is going, hopefully everywhere.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Well, it'd be nice if they could go a little
West Coast.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
You know, I would assume that, you know, I could
see them doing like stadiums, like with bigger bands like
the Metallica, like maybe playing a couple of dates in
Seattle or something.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
I hope they stop in Portland.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I just the Modu Center.
Speaker 11 (24:30):
I'd be happy with.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, you know, yeah, it's like you got a new singer.
Pump the brakes on your double days.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Just do a tour.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
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Drew and Laura. All right, we do have one more
pair of Slipknot tickets today. Listen at nine to thirty
this morning for your chance to win those. Also, we
just announced another trash bandits this week. Pub Boy promised
(24:55):
he'd be there.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Oh shit, yeah, I got.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Some more text messages from this guy. The Adventures of
PubL coming up in less than ten minutes. We apologize
in advance.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Drew and Laura, Happy Friday. You know what's crazy?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Michael Keaton wants to reclaim his real name, which is
Michael Douglas.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Oh, which is.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Weird because he couldn't be Michael Douglas because there was
Michael Douglas.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
That's exactly why he had to change it.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Apparently the screen actor the Screen Actors Guild will not
let actors have the same name, and so he tried
a couple of things, and then he just found.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Keaton in the phone book. He just opened up the
phone book and found Keaton.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Well, it's got a nice ring to it. I don't
know why, after all these years, you would want to
change it, because nobody's going to call you Michael Douglas.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I guess what he wants to do now is go
by like Michael Douglas Keaton.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Okay, well, I mean to honor the family maybe, I
mean it is your lineage.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, it's wild, like you know that we have a
Michael Douglas and I don't. It's crazy that that's actually
his real name.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I had no idea. I didn't.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Yeah, I didn't realize either, But back then I just
figured everyone out of fake name, just not their old
name was another famous name.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Who else has? Like is what's like Bruce Willis? Is
that his real name Bruce Willis?
Speaker 6 (26:12):
I don't know, yeah, Bruce Willis.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I feel like, let's see actors better not.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Be Eric Wagner.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Uh wow, Like.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, no, Walter, Bruce Willis, Willis, Wills Willis.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
That sounds great.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Yeah, I mean, let's talk about Willis. But he's Walter
Bruce Willis in real life. So he just dropped the Walter.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, like these like Bruno Mars. I guess his real
name is Peter gan hernandez I.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Brun real name.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
I was hoping, I was, I know what you know,
who is the craziest name? That's actually his name? Remember
that Eagle Eyed Cherry? So I don't even remember the
is it saved tonight? Is that eagle Eyed Cherry?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I don't remember tonight?
Speaker 5 (26:55):
A look, yeah, it's probably in the system actually because
it's nineties, like and hit wonder it's a hit.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
But eagle Eyed Cherry is his legal given.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Name, Eye Cherry. Yeah you know this song? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh what myko's at.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Tonight?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
What was his real name again?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Eye Cherry?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
That's his that's his name, that's his real name. What
the hell?
Speaker 8 (27:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Your parents were high, super high but creative people. Clearly, Well,
Reese Witherspoon's real name is Laura. Oh wow, Laura Laura
Jeanine Reese Witherspoon is what Lorne Witherspoon?
Speaker 9 (27:41):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Is better.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Joaquin Phoenix. That is his real name, it's just shortened.
His real full name is Joaquin Raphael bottom Leaf Phoenix.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
That family is extended. What the hell is that about.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
That's an eagle eye cherry type family.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Yeah, because it's bottom Leaf. His name was other was River, Yeah,
which isn't as weird as.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
And I'm sure it's like river runs through a prairie Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Cardi b You know her, You know, she was huge.
I could even pronounce her real name. Come over and
check this out. Uh, you're doing Rosetta Stone.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Because her name was Bacardi b at first, and they
were like, you can't be Bacardi b Oh.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Bella Callous Yeah, yeah, that's Bella Callous.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
Marlinis cephist.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Sure, I think you just just I think that sounds
like a disease.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
It does sound like an S T D.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
That's a nah, you're not even gonna try.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
I don't know that Belle Callous marlinis weird and like
her al al Almanzar, I don't.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Know whatever it's a party b Yeah, you can see
what they were like. You absolutely cannot use your real name.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
It'll be career suicide.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
But it's my identity, man see.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
And it used to be the thing everyone had, a
different everyone has.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
It was just a stage name. It's what you did.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
You know.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
He's got a great name, pew Boy.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
It's time for the adventures up, pew the Boy.
Speaker 15 (29:13):
Sure, Hey, what's up this screw boy?
Speaker 11 (29:16):
I'm totally drunk at work. Boy shouldn't call when they're drunk.
That's pretty much the only time I do cally.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
And I'm gonna go take an album.
Speaker 11 (29:31):
It's pure boy.
Speaker 15 (29:32):
Oh my god, did not play that message that I
tried to not send, Like, oh my god, don't play it. Yeah,
pew Boys a little messed up right now. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
So you're saying that pew Boy is not his given name.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
It's gotta be.
Speaker 9 (29:49):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
We got a couple of talk back messages from the pubes.
Here's what he had to say.
Speaker 11 (29:52):
Yeah, it's by the.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Way, I guess he was. I think he's high. And
as the messages go on, they get worse and worse. Okay,
I love this, he explains.
Speaker 15 (30:01):
Yeah, Hey, what's hope it's me. And first off, how
dare you? I will absolutely be a trash bandits.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
But yeah, you've said you were going to be at
the last two or three multi trash bandits Bacon and Beer.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
So many broken promises.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Never been to one of them.
Speaker 16 (30:15):
But yeah.
Speaker 15 (30:16):
Then on a side note, I had a new car
today and then I thought to myself, what would happen
if you did, like, took thirty hits in thirty minutes.
Speaker 17 (30:25):
H And.
Speaker 15 (30:27):
Well, I feeling pretty good right now. My pubg game
not so much. But I will definitely see you guys
at trash Bandits, all right.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
We'll see. Yeah, we'll see about all that. The only
event he showed up at is the one that he
was involved in, and that was the Bacon.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
And yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Time, I don't know why you wouldn't want to.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Come back because the other one is, you know, work,
he said, it's like it's too close to home. It's like,
you know, when he's arrested, he's going to clean the
road exactly, He's gonna have flashbacks of road crew.
Speaker 15 (30:54):
Okay, so that was a bad idea. Like I'm not
going to die or anything, but I'm not having fun anymore.
So yeah, okay, so I wouldn't recommend that. But okay,
all right, I'll see.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
What he wouldn't recommend. Thirty bong hits in an hour.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
I see I in my mind, he was sitting there
with a metal pipe on an old couch, he said,
with a hot metal pipe, like the old school pipes. Yeah,
it doesn't seem like that guy.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
I thought maybe he was talking about tabs of acid.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Well, yeah, if he'd done that at the calls would
have been more extensive, I think he said. But like
okay said, he said, thirty hits in thirty.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Thirty minutes out. Yeah, that checks out.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I just assumed bong hits.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, I mean right, if I was doing it, man,
But it could be acid tablets.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
You're absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
If he took thirty hits of acid, he will not
be a trash still on.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Yeah he's still on the moon.
Speaker 18 (31:51):
Oh and here's his third one, which he got more
didn't even come through, okay, Yeah, he's so high.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
You can't hear a thing. I don't know what's going on. Wow,
I don't know what happened to that guy there.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
I hope he's okay.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Thirty hits thing, it's too much of anything that changed
the day.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Well, we'll see if he comes to trash Pan it's
that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I'd love to see him. I'd love to see you.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Hold on a second, before we move on from this.
Did he say he got a new car?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
He did say, no way, who bets against the car
or against the license?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I say, I believe the car is real. I believe
the licenses. That's exactly as a you know, it's a
gray area.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I'm with you there, Okay. Do you think he went
out to the d m V.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
I mean, did they just give people cars without proof
of I think he probably bought it, you know, like
a friend or something.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yeah, it's probably a hot car that's probably stolen and
he doesn't know it.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Well, let's hope not, because he used to say out
of jail, he's been doing really well. Listen, Lauren and
I saw him at that limb biscuit.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
How do he look? He looked. I thought he was great.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Actually, like he's sober. He was drinking a soda. I
think really at least he was was. I'm pretty sure
he was. Maybe he was telling he told us he
was sober, not from pot or acid, but from alcohol.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Oh well, that'd be good because he shakes from it.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
At least that's what he said there. Yeah, but I
thought he looked healthy. He looked like he'd been lifting,
not like weights, but like working. Yeah, he just had
that I've been lifting boxes.
Speaker 17 (33:26):
Look.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Well that's good.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
I mean, he didn't look emaciated.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
Right.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, he was a little shaky at the bacond and beer,
but I was proud of him.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
I thought, dude, you look great. Keep it up, you know.
And I give him progress a fist bump and then yeah,
he jumped the wash pit. He's held a job that's
a while.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
So we hope to see you at Trash Bandit's pew
Boy and anyone else who wants to come. It's September
twenty eighth. We're going to be a meeting at Cathedral
Park in Saint John's at ten a m. And then
we're going to spread out and clean up the surrounding areas,
like the school nearby, you know, the neighborhoods.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
We're going to get all up in it.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Get all up in it, partner, all right. It's the
Raccoon Trash Bandit September twenty eighth. All the info one
A five nine dot com. Oh and don't forget everyone
who shows up. It's gonna get qualified for breaking Benjamin
and Stained tickets.
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Speaker 11 (34:22):
Here's Drew, hello, man.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
It is a game of inches in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
When these guys are so talented, so fast, so strong
that it goes by like lightning, well.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
It all comes down to just millimeters.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Sometimes, just like last night, Chiefs Ravens twenty seven to
twenty with five seconds left and Lamar Jackson scrambling around,
evading tackles, trying to find a throw down field when
this happened, no bar, trying to.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Make the match.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
It happens wh.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Now after the play, there were three different angles of
his foot at the back of the end zone, and
they kept it just like they were like groaning in
the booth, trying to figure it out. And that third angle,
when they came around the foot, you could see that
just the very very tip of his cleat was over
that white line. If he was wearing white cleats. There's
not enough evidence to overturn it, but the black cleat
(35:23):
makes it clear. Chiefs hold on to win the opener
twenty seven to twenty. And on top of that, if
that's not enough drama for you, tonight more NFL action,
I applaud them for going Friday night on the first week,
Green Bay Packers Philadelphia Eagles. That lines up a four
day football fest and if anything's like the first day,
it's gonna be a good one in Brazil on Peacock tonight,
(35:45):
you have to have Peacock five point fifteen, Philly favored
by two and a half.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
We'll pick the game in an hour. There's your sports,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Coming up here at eight o'clock, Colin from Goldberg Jones
should be in studio. He's going to answer your questions
about divorce or custody. So if you're going through it,
it sucks, get it. We will help you with some
free advice here in about thirty minutes. Come up next, though,
This is like just a trip down memory lane. It's
a list of old school commercial catchphrases that everyone remembers.
I'd be willing to bet you'll get You'll remember every
(36:13):
one of the one of these on this list, right,
we'll do that right after nickelback at seven thirty one
in the Brew, Drew Laura, you're talking about actors in
their real names in the last segment. Apparently Michael Keaton, yeah,
wants to go back to his real name, which is
Michael Douglas.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Nobody's gonna accept that.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Okay, it's just kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I guess he wants to still use Keaton, So like
Michael Douglas Keaton or Michael Keaton Douglas or something like that,
and that.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Would be fine. That would at least decipher who we're
talking about.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
But yeah, it's just weird, like we already We've already
got on Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas. Man, Michael Keaton's been
keating for so long.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, why this stage of your care a, you're gonna
do that. But whatever, Beetlejuice is in theaters this weekend.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
It looks great. I'm gonna go see it.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I don't know Sunday or something, but man, it's getting
great reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
They should just start remaking all his movies. Remake that Multiplicity,
Multiplicity and I don't know how PC multiplicity would be
anymore because.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
They're you know, I could figure it out. That one
was so good. It was so good. But like when
you watch it back now, it's got a lot of
they could fix it. I feel like it takes a
couple of couple of stone riders.
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Why don't you know, maybe not and maybe not redo it.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
You're probably right, but this is a little that's right.
They're like, oh, we uh, we could make new movies
and something brand you have.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
To if you have to like sacrifice the integrity of
the original film, because we couldn't do that now.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
So we'll just have to figure out a way to
change it.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Now, just leave it all out, you know how the
studios are, though, they put their fingers in their ears
to all reasoning like that.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Of course they say, all right, let's make a fix.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
I'm not listening, that's right.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
This text comes from zero nine to eight. He says,
Albert Brooks' real name was Albert Einstein.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
What that's wild? And I looked it up. It's true.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Albert Laurence Einstein. Interesting was Albert Brooks's real name.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
So his parents probably named him after Albert Einstein, not
thinking that he would be his own right.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Like, yeah, it was brilliant, mom, and you didn't have
to do that.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, A lot of times that's like an insult too,
Like okay, Einstein, yeah, you know exactly for him.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Stop he's funny that that's an insult, all right, mister.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Brilliant, Or like anytime you get a bad grade on
a test, you just never hear the end of It's like, oh,
I thought you were smart.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Huh Einstein, You're not.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Like a family limitage, right, So there you go. That's
just a couple of real names. I didn't know that
Albert Einstein.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Interesting that you all.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
Hell in time?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Remember these commercials just too brilliant? Yes, from nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Roasted coffee made from mountings, richly roasted and finally ground
for great.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Waking up, Waking Up, Body, Waken Up.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
It's full of.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
That's right. You should have been the peep could we
were available back then?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Well there's a reason, you know, commercials on the Super
Bowl goal for what like six or seven million dollars
a lot, is because these things get stuck in our heads.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Remember this is like one of the first ones on
this list.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Here, This is a Budweiser's commercial commercial from the Super
Bowl bud wow Er those and it was awesome for
like like two years.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
I feel like it was really funny. Yeah, those frogs
got a ride.
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Why Yeah retro stuff. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't Wiser.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Also, those are great too for a while there, those
are hilarious. That was a Super Bowl commercial and everybody, yeah,
loved it.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Everyone remembers those commercials, right. These are some of the
catchphrases from ads that we're probably never going to forget.
I mean, even after all these years. I remember the
one here at the top of the list. Be like
Mike the Gatorade commercial.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
That could be like Mike. I want to be I
want to be like Mike.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Oh man, you know how quick you'd get out to
the driveway and miss a jump shot up.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, I'm not Mike. I just driked the whole thing
and it didn't help.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
I just chugged thirty grands of sugar in a Gatorade
and brick the shot.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
This is one that will I mean, when the world ends,
I feel like it'll be remembered. You know, it'll be
on a wall somewhere.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Just do it.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Oh well, yeah, Nike crushed with that. Yeah, I mean
that's all over the world.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
I mean when I when I was in sixth grade,
I ran for sergeant of Arms at Beaumont Middle School.
He was the only thing a sixth grader was allowed
to run of arms.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
You want to know what my motto was? Yeah, just
drew it and I had a sign, I gave a
speech and I won that.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Sergeant at arms. And you want to nothing, that's the show? Well,
he needs a good slogan.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
The slogan just just threw it. I mean we were
like down the street from Nike. It wasn't a big
stretch in the in the early nineties. It got a victory,
got a season, desist from filming.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
I'm still not out of litigation.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
Sorry, kid.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Another one that I will never forget, and I think
many people will never forget.
Speaker 17 (41:16):
Is this, mister cow.
Speaker 16 (41:19):
How many looks does it take to get to the
too year old center of a tootsy pa. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
I always end up biting asked mister fox.
Speaker 10 (41:27):
But he's much cleverer than I.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Is that, George? They're asking a fox. I thought it's
an owl, okay, but.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
I think this is the extended version. I think we
maybe we get to the owl.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Oh yeah, you're right this because.
Speaker 9 (41:45):
Who three?
Speaker 10 (41:49):
How many looks does it take get to the toutzier
old center of a TOOTI par a good Christian.
Speaker 15 (41:55):
Let's find out.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Three three? It's so true. You want to crunch that
bad boy.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
They started that in nineteen sixty nine. Wow, nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
I think I have at least seven or eight cavities
dedicated to me doing that.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Oh yeah, I was more of a blowpop kid. I'd
get into some gum instead of a toy pop top.
Speaker 6 (42:20):
Blow pops were good.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Yeah, it's a different thing altogether, but I was. I
was a kid of convenience. If the Totsy pop was there,
I'll eat it. If that blow pop was there, I
would eat it. Yeah, and if no parent was looking.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Here's another commercial. I don't think anyone will forget the
real men of genius.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
So yeah, those are great. They were funny for a
while and then they just got you know, I don't
know the story.
Speaker 6 (42:43):
Pedal, I don't remember what they were advertising.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
It was.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
It was bud Light.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Okay, okay, I'm wondering if now this beer talk is
in if we're gonna end up getting the most interesting
man in the mayor in the world.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Don't think she'll do that. No, retire, they were hire.
I must say. It's plused me. The memes that live
for I don't know. He's drink beer when I do
another one? Is he likes it? He likes it?
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Yeahs commercial life Cereal. That's how bad it is that
I named the wrong cereal.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
Come on, but did you guys have Empire and five three?
Speaker 16 (43:27):
Like?
Speaker 11 (43:29):
Was?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
I just like it's But kicks was wasn't it? Sorry? Parents,
tricks are for kids? Yeah, it wasn't that.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
The that was tricks, not kicks.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
That was something I think that was kicksy. Tricks are
for chicks. What was the kicks one?
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Then kicks was? No? I feel like was boring?
Speaker 4 (43:51):
They were They were like tempted sugar, but it was
a glaze of something in between.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah, here's another one everyone remembers. We use it on
the show Where's the Beef That came back in the eighties.
Wendy's came up with this catchphrase.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Uh and uh.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
The other one is I know, Drew, you know this
to all beef patties, special sauce lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
And.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Yeah, og nothing beats that mag Mac song. So yeah,
those are gonna live forever.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Man, I wouldn't be surprised if they do do some
retro threeing thing and bring them back in the honest
like I would love to see Taco Bell bring back
a little Dog.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yo Keto Tuckle Bell.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Yeah, I think I want Taco Bell doesn't have.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
That bring back the Crook and the Dog for Cookie
crisp place? Can we bring back?
Speaker 6 (44:36):
Do they still advertise sugary cereals like that?
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Not on the level that they used to. But it's
and it's in a different day part than you're gonna
be watching. It's got to be well parents, stay at
home parents. But kicks, I've got it here, kid tested.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Parent approved. That's right, you remember that. I remember that,
just like.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Little bread balls.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
See it never says in the motto that the kids
liked it at all. They're bad, you know, I No,
I like it. I liked them more than a lot
of the healthy stuff. If there was a row of healthy,
I'd take kicks for sure.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
All right, ninety one nine seven is our lazy boy
text line. We do have those slipnot tickets coming up
in I guess like like two hours from now, like nine,
let's less than.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
Two hours, like an hour and forty five minutes.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
I got a new talk back somehow like this.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
I like this one.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Better talk tell me deacon here kicks?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Is kids tested yet approved? Thank you sir.
Speaker 6 (45:38):
It is interesting that it's I think it was mother
approved and not is it parent approved?
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Is a parent approved?
Speaker 6 (45:42):
But you know, maybe back in the day, it's like
dads don't care.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Dad's not homing, he does not care.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
At all.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
No stories.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
It's down time for our big story where we go
around the room sharing what we think the biggest stories
of the day are. I'm gonna go first again, man.
I am stoked about the news at Lincoln Park made yesterday.
They announced a bunch of things, a brand new singer,
a brand new album, and a brand new tour that
they go on soon.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
The singer that the introduced who's replacing the late Chase
Chester Bennington, is Emily Armstrong and she's from the band
Dead Sarah, who I've never heard of Dead Sarah, but
I guess she's She's pretty dope. They released a new
single called The Emptiness machine here sing.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
I think I started it halfway.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
That I didn't.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Still a nice little part there, like the hook, Yeah,
hold on, let me let me back it up. What
the hook gon be? What the hook going be? O?
I think I just screwed it up.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
That's all right. I mean, if you want to listen
to it, it's everywhere at this point.
Speaker 11 (46:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
When that When the news lyric came in yesterday and
it popped up.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
On my phone, I was like, oh, here we go
here it is sorry, our internet connection runs on a potato.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
It's been inside Howie Christmas under the.
Speaker 19 (47:10):
Keep on into, keep on into, pulling me in a must.
I know exactly how this shames you cut me.
Speaker 20 (47:27):
Lost yappy's.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
That's good. Honestly, I was not. I was not hopeful.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
I was like, new vocalist, it's not going to be Chester,
so I don't care.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
But I mean, this is You's got Chester.
Speaker 6 (47:59):
She's good.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
And I think, and I mentioned this earlier, is I
think if they would have tried to find a dude
to recreate Chester's vocals, not saying that she's trying to
not he created his vocals, but I think a female
is really a better fit for the.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
So it sounds better than I thought.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Well, I can't wait as soon as we find out
when Lincoln Park is going to roll through Portland. You'll
find out here on one of five nine the Brew.
But you can hear that full song one of five
nine in the brew dot com again.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
It's called the Machine, sorry, the empty emptiness Machine, and
we could.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
You know, every fan has every reason to critique the
hell out of it, and it still is getting a
passing grade. You know, like for sure, it would be
so easy to be like not you.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I like the choice.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
The big story to me, guys another star. Now they
might not be in the rock world, but I like
this dude. And I know that at least Tanner you're
into jelly Roll and the guy that he is. Oregon
State Penitentiary got a special show from jelly Roll. You know,
he was in town performing the State pen and Salem
is where he went. And he's saying that Johnny Cash
(49:04):
famous folsome prison Blues but changed the lyrics to Oregon
State Prison. The Grammy nominated artist says he wrote his
first song from behind the walls and was just trying
to spread love with the prison concert.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Sorry, I'm trying to play jelly Roll. I keep getting
this damn intro one intro he was talking. I just
want to play the song.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (49:25):
This is Jelly Rowland. I'm your iHeart.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
Radio on the Verge artist.
Speaker 11 (49:31):
This song is written about the constant struggle of lifestyle choice.
Speaker 5 (49:37):
Shut up, I Love You's got to be another song anyway.
Speaker 6 (49:40):
And I do appreciate.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
I do appreciate that he took the time to go
because he spent some time in prison, you know, so
he knows what it's all about and how tough it is.
And you know, he's an advocate for, you know, turning
your life around and making something.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Out of absolutely.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
He is the role model for getting out of there
and being something.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Absolutely, ye see.
Speaker 6 (50:02):
And I think it's kind of messed up that he
got the nickname jelly Roll from his mom.
Speaker 9 (50:11):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (50:13):
He is the ultimate nine of them, A jelly Roll God.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
I need a favor.
Speaker 6 (50:23):
Jelly Roll.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
Thank you for that, big fan, big fans in here.
I am also a big fan of the new PDX
main terminal. A couple of us, Drew, You've been to
see it, haven't you? No?
Speaker 4 (50:35):
I went when I right travel right before they pulled
the veil back. I haven't seen that wood.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Okay, yeah, well it is beautiful wood, the most beautiful
wood you've ever seen, and now you can see it
even if you don't have a flight coming up. In fact,
every Saturday in the month of September, they will give
you free parking at the airport so you can go
in and try the new restaurants and try the new
shops in the main terminal.
Speaker 6 (50:59):
You have to go through security security.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
They just want you to go in and spend your money,
so they'll give you free parking for two hours. It's
four bucks extra for each additional hours, So if you
want to go check it out, but you're not going
on any trips anytime soon, you can still do that.
Speaker 6 (51:15):
Every Saturday in the month of September.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
I need be bummed to see everyone leaving for departures. Yeah,
you're like, I'm just here for an hour.
Speaker 6 (51:22):
Are you guys going Hawaii?
Speaker 3 (51:24):
I'm getting a scone. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
More of those stories at one of five nine the
brew dot Com Don't forget slipnot Tickets coming up at
nine thirty this morning.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew.
Speaker 11 (51:38):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Dinner Drew and Laura.
Speaker 8 (51:42):
Yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
I'm so sick of these scammers. Can we just, you know,
can we go one day without dodging a scam bullet?
I feel every single day I have to deal with it,
whether it's on the phone or an email or wherever.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
You used to have to be in a major city
like in Times Square to be harassed that many times
by somebody who's doing you no good.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Listen to this new scan This brings us to our
new segment wow. Or it's not a new segment, it's
a recurring segment.
Speaker 12 (52:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
People are dicks.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Make sure you're paying attention to that QR code that
you're scanning. Parking meters are pretty much a thing of
the past. Right you go downtown in Portland and you
see those.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
We got I guess it's like a box. You've got
a kiosk type.
Speaker 6 (52:30):
Can you either have the kiosk or you got like
the parking Kitty and you got to have an app
and put in the code.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
Right, that's I used the parking kddy last time I
was downtown.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
Portland has the combo meal you can use the kitty
or go walk to the little machine.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, well, apparently these QR codes are you know, they're
slowly taking over the world, and the paid of park
world drivers just need to be one hundred percent sure
that that QR code that they're scanning is legit. Scammers
are getting more creative and some have found ways to
cash in on your on your parking funds. You might
see a QR code stuck on an old parking meter
that looks real enough, but it could just be a
(53:01):
sticker they've placed over the real one.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
That's I mean, it's ridiculous and brilliant, right because I
don't go up and check the sticker.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
I don't. I never even thought of it until now,
I do.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
You know what I do do though, and especially in
like sketchy parts of town where like the convenience source
kind of sketch, I always check to see if there's
a scanner on the credit card.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Reader, like give it a little wiggle.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
We'll give a little wiggleed to see because you've seen
those videos, where aren't they people see it and there's
like a card reader on top of the scanner, it's not.
Speaker 4 (53:27):
And then when they get caught with those and the
person pulls it off.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
It just peels it off like an old shoe. Oh
it's sketchy.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
But you know what I was seeing in addition to
the parking meter thing, and I haven't seen this here,
but I heard about it happening elsewhere, is that people
are now printing out fake parking tickets that look legit,
and they'll put them on your car and then you'll
go to the website to pay, and then you'll pay
your you know, fifty dollars parking ticket or whatever.
Speaker 6 (53:53):
Turns out you're just paying some rando. Oh my god,
printed out a ticket and stuck it on your car.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
So they say, is it has to be Make sure
you check and double check the website to make sure
it's an official website.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
Do that, and make sure you check those QR codes
that are stuck stuck in parking meters because it could
and check the app and the website because it could
link to something.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
So just make sure you look at the box and
then you look at the app on your phone.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
That's all matching. Because they're they're out there and they're
getting CREATI they're.
Speaker 6 (54:22):
Getting creative, and it's a real pain of.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
The Ideaeah, you can pay for your parking. You're gonna
need to send me a Western Union.
Speaker 6 (54:29):
Do you have Venmo, bro, because we do it.
Speaker 3 (54:33):
We don't take visa the City of Portland all excepts
money through Venmo. Yeah, gosh, that's how we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Cops in southern California are warning their communities about scammers
who've set up fake parking scam QR codes, and you
know that'll just bleed up here because it always does.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (54:48):
So there it is, man, and technology is great till
it's not.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
You know, that's right.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
Like I like the convenience of a QR code sometimes,
but not when it's scamming.
Speaker 6 (54:57):
Me out a cat.
Speaker 4 (54:58):
And it's just so hard to know anymore. You go
to website and it looks like you're at that website
and somebody's just taking the time.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
That Yeah, that happened to me just a couple of
weeks ago, right, I had to get a new credit
card and everything.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
And they're so demas And every day, every day on
my phone it says scam likely every single day I
get one of those on my phone. Every single day
there's an email, like I saw one yesterday that was
so obviously fake, and it's like, every single day I
see it.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
I just want to go one day without trying to
be cheated by somebody I.
Speaker 6 (55:26):
Thinks are gone.
Speaker 4 (55:29):
It's so fatiguing that you almost would rather just it
all to stop. And once a month someone puts a
cold gun in your back, like I would rather just
get it out of the way. Here's forty Bucks stop
calling my phone stuff sending me spam.
Speaker 5 (55:41):
Well, I do hope it's getting better, because I was
telling you guys off the air the other day that
now and it's one number one area code in particular,
I can't really figure out what the uh what the
trend is.
Speaker 6 (55:52):
But my phone won't even ring.
Speaker 5 (55:53):
It'll just tell me that I've I've got a missed
call from a number that's a scam, and then it'll
tell me maybe if I have a but I don't
even get the phone call anymore.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
Here's the email I got. I just opened up my
personal email. It was from Starbucks. Your order confirmation for
your Starbucks Stanley cup. Starbucks is spelled s T the
A for the email thing. Oh yeah, the little email at.
Speaker 6 (56:15):
You know, really yeah, looks legit stabers.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
Sterbucks Bucks yeah, and so like I see that and
I go, I'm not I didn't order. I don't go
to Starbucks. I didn't order a Stanley cup. That's not
even Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (56:27):
Is the cup cute or.
Speaker 6 (56:30):
You're like, well, it's kind of it's it's a decent cup.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
I might get one, but I didn't. Yeah, it actually
is kind of cute.
Speaker 6 (56:38):
It's pink glitter.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
And that's how they get people though.
Speaker 4 (56:41):
The person who does order all they send that out
to a thousand people and somebody just did an order
and goes due to do because it's whenever it accidentally
matches up to my life that I get screwed, right,
you know, and be like, oh, yeah, so that is
like one time they did a spam email here to
test employees.
Speaker 3 (56:57):
It's the only and it was it was the only
one I've ever clicked on.
Speaker 4 (57:01):
And it was because the day before I had requested
days off the day before and then I got an
email about my days being denied. IM like here to
find out, and I was like, why would I get out? No,
it was just happenstance, they said to all of you. Oh,
but I clicked it because I had it pertained to
my life because any somebody in the company probably did that.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
And I went and then our boss was like, don't
fall for this thing. Like you're late by twenty five minutes.
Speaker 9 (57:26):
I've let them in.
Speaker 3 (57:29):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
We just got a text message from nineteen twelve. It
says I almost got scammed myself. Just the other day,
a so called fraud, a so called fraud frauded department
called me saying that someone in New York is trying
to take fifteen K, which I don't even have.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
By the way, you can have it.
Speaker 6 (57:45):
Yeah, good luck with that.
Speaker 3 (57:46):
And then they started asking for my social and account information.
Speaker 6 (57:49):
Dude, even the fraud detection people are trying to fraud us.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, it's messed up.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Give me that social and the three little digits on
the back of your visa.
Speaker 6 (57:59):
Yeah, that's all we're gonna need.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
You need that, bad boy, he says. Mind you, I work,
I work collections, so I know what to look out for.
So if you guys, uh, no one's ever gonna call
you and ask you for your Social Security number? Right,
those are scammers.
Speaker 5 (58:13):
You know what I always hate And this is not
a scam, but I thought it was. Uh one time
when I was paying It was a bill of some sort.
I think we had just redone our kitchen, so it
was like a third party. It was trying to like
collect payment for something and they're like they call me
and they're like, hey, yeah, we're just gonna need to
verify your name and your email address and your phone number.
And I was like, bro, you called me, so why
don't you tell me, like what's the deal. And they're like, no,
(58:35):
but this is so and so from B and we
just I'll.
Speaker 3 (58:37):
Just hang up and call that company back if they're
gonna play that gay.
Speaker 9 (58:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (58:39):
I was like, I was like, no, why don't you
just you just give me that information since apparently you
know who I am. They're like nope, mam, can't do that.
I'm gonna need the information from you. And turns out
it was legit. But I was like, why would you
just cold call someone and be like, hey, what's your
email address?
Speaker 8 (58:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (58:52):
Because you know, even those guys that are faking their
cops now it's in every angle, you know, like trying
to get you to venmo your court fees.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
It's not real. How about this? Did you fall for
one of these?
Speaker 17 (59:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (59:04):
I bet people got rock? Which one was it eight six, six, four, four, five,
one five nine.
Speaker 12 (59:09):
And now screw sports brough to you by Thornton Coffee,
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Go to Thorntoncoffee dot Com.
Speaker 11 (59:19):
Here's Drew Well.
Speaker 4 (59:22):
Well, last night it was action galore between the Chiefs
and the Baltimore Ravens. Now, the Ravens had the ball
with just seconds left, and both Lamar Jackson and Patrick
Mahomes have something in common. The play is never over.
So you played defense against somebody. Normally in football you
only have to follow someone for like five seconds or
(59:43):
like six seconds. Well, when they have the ball and
they're shuffling all over the place, it could be fifteen
or twenty seconds. You're chasing a grown man who's the
best athlete that ever he ever grew up in his hometown,
and you can't stop him.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
That's what happens.
Speaker 4 (59:56):
One of those guys got loose in the back of
the end zone down seven, mar Jackson did.
Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
This might make mat to Coppen.
Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Now, after that play, you would think it's over and
they're going for two. So it's just lights out for
Kansas City. But of course to play under review and
they saw it just the smallest nib of Attel Laurie.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
You saw the picture just recently, how how close is
that to end?
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
It was like it was so close. I don't I
don't understand why just because you're touching the white, you're out.
Your entire foot is in your entire foot the tip.
Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
The tip is doubled up my account and we'll try
and add to that tonight. This is a tough one too,
Packers and Eagles in Brazil, and.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
I'm just leaning.
Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I'm leaning, and I gotta go with the Eagles to
cover the two points. Oh man, I almost took the Packers,
but as a Vikings fan, I can just kick dirt
right on that grave.
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
There's your sports. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
More on the stories at one of five nine the
brew dot com all right, authorities are warning people about
new scams with QR codes. Make sure you're paying attention
to the QR codes, especially on like you know, parking
situations downtown, as scammers are putting their own QR codes
over there the real QR codes.
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Ridiculously you end up paying them.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
So we want to know, did you fall for one
of these scams with these email scams, you know, or
a scam like the QR code thing, tell us about it.
Eight six six four four five one oh five nine
is the number. You can also shoot us a talkback
message if you're rock at us on the iHeartRadio web,
it's one of five nine the brew Tanner Drew and Laura.
Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and
Laura La.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Authorities are warning people about QR codes. Make sure you're
scanning the right QR code. Scammers are putting their own
QR codes over the real QR codes and you're paying
them instead.
Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Because we don't know the difference. It just looks like
a sticker.
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, super annoying man, superno, We want to know did
you ever fall for one of these scams, whether it
was one of those or those stupid email scams that
I get every other day, oh yeah, or sometimes you
get scams in the mail too, like snail mail, like uh,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
You got to call us, You got to call us
right now because something with your home of.
Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
The so the ones it's like they're usually like angry looking,
they're like pink or yellow. It's like return whatever requested
and then you gotta Yeah, I'm going to call you, but.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
It's to drop the F bomb multiple times.
Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
It's got to be a way to defend us as
like the new homeowner especially, that's when you get it
the most where it's like, oh, warning, warning, six days
to get this done. And then at the bottom and
says not official documents. Right, Why why is it up
to be public file that my that I'm a new
homeowner or whatever. Yeah, because they do the same thing.
If you start a small business, do the following or
you're done. Not an official docum.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Yeah, that's you're right. It shouldn't be public.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Yeah, right there to scams, they're they're thirsty, greasy, and
nobody wants a thirsty bitch.
Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
We got to talk about you, the got heredy.
Speaker 13 (01:03:02):
Yo brew crew man. I had this one time where
this uh Dallas County Sheriff's Department guy was trying to
collect money for a warrant and his phone number was
coming up as four oh four out of Atlanta, and
I was like, dude, why don't you come to my
house and arrest me. I got something shiny and long
(01:03:25):
for you. Anyways, I'm not sure if I could say
that on the air, bro, but.
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Here it is you talk at that pace. That guy
is not coming over there. I had some scary stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Fath Or good morning, No, but it will.
Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
He got kicked in the nuts, Fathy.
Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
I need I need some do I need?
Speaker 14 (01:03:49):
I need all three of your guys on socials right now.
I'm gonna get you guys a cool.
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Free gift, well kind of gifts.
Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
We're talking like a cruise or something.
Speaker 14 (01:03:58):
No, it's some mystery box. It's in the Skuy's van.
I'm at Don Petro's getting the breakfast burrito right now
and just walked out to.
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
The car and say, hey, you look like you've got
cool friends, fat Thor have you ever have you ever
fallen for a scam like this?
Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Have you ever clicked on one of those emails or
anything like that?
Speaker 14 (01:04:17):
I have one time it actually happened last year. I
was all drunk and I was like, oh, that's a
good deal on patio furniture with the burning fireplace. Two
hundred bucks delivered home Depot And it was a total
scam because I called up Home Depot a couple of
weeks later, I said, where's my stuff?
Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
You've been scammed, sir.
Speaker 14 (01:04:38):
So I tried to go back to the website.
Speaker 21 (01:04:40):
It was totally shut.
Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Down because that full setup is thousands of dollars two
hundred bucks sitting on screaming deal.
Speaker 14 (01:04:50):
I'm sticking with Cosco.
Speaker 11 (01:04:54):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Thanks to the call fed Thor, we got some text
messages coming in on the Lazy Way text line. This
one's from twenty nine to twenty one says my brother
fell for one of those check cashing email scams back
in the early two thousands.
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
He got arrested and had to spend a night in jail.
Oh like before they unravel it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
And back then you didn't have the instant gratification of
proving your innocence, right you just so you would have
to it's paperwork.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
This one says my husband got scammed on eBay. A
guy was supposed to send him a bundle of different
kinds of opals for him to cut, but instead he
send him cheap earrings and he can't get his money back.
But eBay has that money back guarantee. You got to
reach out to eBay. They'll give you the money back. Yeah,
though every time I've had an experience that go bad
(01:05:38):
on eBay, they've given me my money back.
Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Yeah, because it's it's better now than in the beginning
it was the wild West. But they definitely have I
thought they had tightened up their shoe.
Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I think they got like a one hundred percent money
back guarantee. If if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Grinding, why do you get your money back from no,
from eBay? But are they going to give you the
money when a third party retailers.
Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
They have a cat they have that's why they the
guarantee is a cache. I mean, it's probably like an
insurance policy they paid to.
Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Yeah, that's right, but.
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Yeah, no, it's it's it's helped me out when like
a saler seller just decides to go rogue or dark
and you know, and he doesn't send you what you
ask for or you got what you what you bought, but.
Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
It was not described bootlegged product. This is not legit.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Yeah, somebody still has my Bill Walton Jersey from like
two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Let's go to UH like one. Is this the uh call?
He says. Auntie says, I'm not sure Miami's desire somebody's aunt.
Speaker 17 (01:06:37):
So the the scam that I fell for, I was
in university and there was a job board for the university,
and I decided to take advantage of the job boards.
So one of the jobs was to you know, wrap
my car with this you know advertisement and get paid.
And they'd send me a check and I'd keep half
the check and send them back to this.
Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Other half of the check.
Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
No, well this is yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:07:02):
I was just like, this is strange. And he told
me to let him know as soon as he got
as soon as I got the check, so that he
could start doing this and I could send him the money.
I'm like, okay, So I did not let him know
as soon as I got the check, and I went.
At the time, I was banking with Chase, and I
went and I told them like, I don't know if
this is real or not. What do I do?
Speaker 21 (01:07:20):
And they're like, well, the computer.
Speaker 17 (01:07:21):
Will decide, and so I was just like, well, I'm
letting you guys know. I don't know if this is
real or not.
Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
So like.
Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Dude.
Speaker 17 (01:07:30):
Three days later, Chase closed my bank account saying that
I tried to catch a fraudulent check. I told you
guys that I think this is fake.
Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
The computer if you're going to jail or not?
Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Wow, yeah, no, they would not.
Speaker 17 (01:07:48):
I said that the computer decided okay, so how.
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Did it get resolved or did it was at the
end of it right there, No.
Speaker 16 (01:07:56):
I called.
Speaker 17 (01:07:57):
I called the university. I told him, Hey, I just
lost a account because you know this job that you
guys listed or allowed to be listed on your on
the university website that only students and faculty, you know
we're supposed to have access to. I just got scammed.
Speaker 21 (01:08:11):
And it's just like, I'm so sorry, and that's nothing.
Speaker 16 (01:08:14):
I never got.
Speaker 17 (01:08:14):
Anything from that. I think you had to suffer, and
I made sure they were aware though.
Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
University job.
Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
God, it sucks something the computer will decide what is
this OZ? You can't be doing that to people. That
sucks so much. I hate these scammers, just me for
something like that. They take the fun out of everything.
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I can't even scroll through my email without, you know,
being worried I'm going to click on something and my
computer is going to get some.
Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Virus or it's impossible to buy a weener enlargement pills
like spam.
Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
No I subscribe to that one. That's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
No, that's good, that's good. They've always been fine.
Speaker 17 (01:08:51):
They're warning to everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
I don't know why I can't just like scroll through
Russian brides without like exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Let's go
to Timothy. Good morning. Did you ever fall in the morning?
Did you fall for a scam? Timothy?
Speaker 21 (01:09:06):
I didn't, But my father and my stepmother, who were
in their eighties, got a call from some random person
saying that my cousin, his niece had been kidnapped. Oh no,
and he was not allowed to like tell anybody or
do anything. They told them gave him instructions to put
thirty thousand dollars into a shoe box and take it
(01:09:29):
to FedEx. And I happened to just be calling him
and saying, you know, I told him all the blue,
just to say hello, and he said, hey, I can't
really tell you what's going on, and please don't tell anybody.
But he's like, your cousin's been kidnapped. I'm putting thirty
thousand dollars and I'm sending it to this address. He
was literally doing it right there, and I stopped him.
I said, Dad, you can't don't do that, you know,
(01:09:50):
I said, they would have not got your uncle's phone number.
I was like, they are just I said, this is
a scam. And I was like, you need to call
the local FBI and let him know.
Speaker 8 (01:09:59):
But what had happened?
Speaker 21 (01:10:00):
And this is how crazy it is. So they said
that he and she had been kidnapped in Mexico. She
had just gotten back from Mexico and had all the
pictures posted on social media. Ah they and so they
were playing. They hacked into her social media and then
just went through I think the family list and mentioned
people as contacts that were family members, and that's how
(01:10:21):
they found my dad and reached out and called in.
Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
But my dad was you know, let's say she was
still there and like that the family would have been
harder to prove, right.
Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Yeah, you're like, well I don't know Jesus. So they
just refused.
Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
It was super scary.
Speaker 21 (01:10:35):
I got off the phone with him. I called my cousin.
She's like, no, I'm home on fine.
Speaker 13 (01:10:38):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
You send the money next step one. Yeah you're good,
You're good, Like, yeah, I'm at work, dude, like his dad.
Speaker 21 (01:10:49):
It's crazy. That's how people. People will go to the
length like damn old people, you know what I.
Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Mean, Like, yeah, your dad Owes used some bottomless riplets
for that.
Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
For real?
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Man, thanks appreciate it, dude, happy brid it actually hold on, bro,
you know are you still there? Yeah, we're gonna get
you a free pizza from Papa Murphy's.
Speaker 21 (01:11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
All you gotta do is have your dad run a
shoe box send us.
Speaker 21 (01:11:15):
Yeah, give me address, Give me the address I got you.
Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Hang on, we'll get your infot We'll get you a
free pizza. And that's crazy, man, scam attached. I bet
his dad owes him pig. Oh yeah, just an ass.
Plus that's his retirement. They're like, oh, man, I was
gonna die in a ditch if I'd sent that his
inheritance money rather.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Yeah, exactly that if it'll play well for him later.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
All right, more of your calls coming to me.
Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
Up you.
Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Laura Portland's rock Station one of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner too and Laura, we were talking about getting
getting had by scammers.
Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
It sucks. It's embarrassing when it happens. It's happened to
me been a long long time. I don't trust anyone anymore,
my own family members. So you're not getting me.
Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
It's a whole other level of low life. Like imagine
you're just sitting there at a bar, exit. What do
you do for a live and I scam people? You
get hit in the ear.
Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Yeah, and it's like some of these people are talented too.
It's like you could do something legit.
Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
You're slightly positive where you're not just attacking people's futures.
Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
But we want to know how did you get scammed?
How did you know? What did you fall for?
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
They're saying you need to watch out for QR codes
now because scammers are putting their own QR codes over
the real QR code.
Speaker 11 (01:12:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
You just got to check and double check those websites.
Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
And if you end up scanning it, you get up
paying somebody else, the wrong person, you know, like on
a parking meter.
Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
When that starts to happen, I just want to slug
quarters into the thing like the good old days, because
nobody was getting my social doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Hi, it's standard you and Laura, did you ever fall
for a scam?
Speaker 8 (01:12:41):
No, but it was close.
Speaker 16 (01:12:44):
The number showed up as my bank calling me and
a little bit of an accent on the other end,
but there were some fraudulent charges in another state and
he read me off the first five numbers on my card,
which kind of freaked me out. And I was driving
(01:13:05):
and I said, well, I'm coming up on the bank.
I'll just come in here and you know, I'll go
in and personally let him deal with this. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no,
you have to don't don't wait.
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Yeah, you are a weasel.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I knew.
Speaker 16 (01:13:17):
So when I called the eight hundred number for the bank,
they said, I'll tell you a little secret. All our
debit cards have those first five numbers.
Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Ah, it's the end of okay.
Speaker 16 (01:13:30):
Yeah, he wanted the last half of the numbers to
double check if it was my card.
Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
What a d bag.
Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I'm so sick of these people. I just want to
go a day without dealing with it, that's all. And
how to sleep at night, hopefully very uncomfortable. Probably, Well,
they're in a hot tent on the other side of
the world all day.
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Sure, it's not great. We got a translate climbing in
their tent. All right, we appreciate it. Glad, glad, you're
sharp and smart enough to to not fall with that scam. Absolutely.
Speaker 17 (01:13:56):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 16 (01:13:56):
I wouldn't give my kids money unless they were not
looking at my door.
Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Yeah, thanks to the call.
Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
We appreciate it, all right, Coming up here, around nine
to thirty, we are going to play the Rotten Tomatoes
game and hook somebody up with tickets to go see
slip Knot. That's here in just about thirty minutes on
the Brew.
Speaker 11 (01:14:17):
You're listing Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Portland's Rock Station, one of five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We were just talking off the air
about the new Lincoln Park singer. Yeah, because yesterday they
make a big I've made.
Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
A big announcement.
Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
They announced a brand new singer replacing Chester Bennington. They
announced a brand new album, a tour, and they released
a new song.
Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
How bummed are you? If you're in her old band?
Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Like she had to make the call and tell you
guys that it's over or hopefully you know, She's stick
sticks around with them and this helps puts them on
the map.
Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
I never heard of Sarah what was it called dead
Sarah Sarah?
Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
I was looking them up on arrival.
Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Yeah, really, not not much left of this band perhaps,
But I was looking at on Wikipedia and I recognized
one song. I was like, oh, yeah, that must be
the only song that I've ever heard from this band.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
We said it this morning.
Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
Though.
Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
It's nice to have a clean slate with somebody, you know.
If it's like when they bring Axel Rose into ac DC,
My mind can't leave that.
Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
And I excuse me.
Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Love the new song, Love the new Lincoln Park song
that came out yesterday, and we were just watching performances.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
She was She's already been on stage with Lincoln Park
singing with them.
Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
So it's done any surprise, I guess that they chose her.
Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
She's done a great job.
Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Like we'll put the links to those online as well,
So give us a few minutes you and be able
to find all that one oh five nine in the
brew dot com. Just click on Tannerje and Laura and
we'll play a clip for you. If you haven't heard
the new song here in about uh like thirty minutes
or so, bing bang. Before that, we got to hook
up some slipknot tickets.
Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
We'll do that in minutes. On the Brew, you're.
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Listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew.
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And Laura Porland's Rocket Station one O five nine to Brew.
It's Tanner Jew and Laura. I feel bad for Laura
and anyone.
Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Who's just sensitive to the smoke today because Lauris sneezed
about two dozen times here in the studio because of.
Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
The smoke snifflin over here. It's partially my fault, though,
because yesterday you were in it. Yeah, we went paddleboarding.
Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Me and a friend went paddleboarding at Trillium Lake, which
you know, clear shot of Mount Hook You took a
photo apparently is where the fires are happening.
Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
But yeah, you took a photo and you could barely
see the mountain and it was so.
Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
Thick, little hazy, and yeah, it was one of those
things where it's like you get out of the car
and you're like, it's not that bad, and then in
half an hour you have a headache and you're sneezing
and coughing.
Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
When I was picking up my kids, it was like
you were hanging out inside a barbecue or actually more
like a pit smoker. Yeah, And one of the dads
is like, yeah, there's the wind just changed, and he
points directly in the direction of the lake you went to,
and it's like it's right behind the mount hood, right
over there. I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, this
girl needs a gas jack.
Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Do we have an update on these fires? Have Have
they gotten any of them under control? Well, we do have.
Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
One major problem is there's a very dangerous east wind
coming our way, which you know, because if oak and
heat was not enough for you at the end of
your beautiful days in this part of the year, you
will likely deal with more fires in the next twenty
four hours. And it's gonna be hard to fight that
one because brad Ford, our news guy, said that the
(01:17:14):
winds in this heat, it's going to travel in a
different level than it normally does.
Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
It looks like fifty six minutes ago this was updated, says.
Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
A red flag warning was extended until Friday evening as
new wildfires ignited and existing fires spread across Oregon. The
warning was extended due to the continued hot temperatures, low humidity,
and gusty winds and remain in place until eleven PM
to night.
Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
How unfair is it to make people in the northwest
pray for rain?
Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
I know, you don't make us fall. Yes, it's not cool.
Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
We were talking about it yesterday too, where it's like
we get eight months of rain and still somehow it's
not enough enough.
Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Can we store some yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Yeah, So it looks like mile Post ninety eight fire
near Canyonville brings evacuation. The two eight fire burning near
Diamond Creek doubles in size. Huckleberry Ridge fire in southwest
Washington could push smoke into Portland.
Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
And if you're going to be spending time at these
you know, college football games this week and if you've
just said Canyonville, that's south of those locations in both
Cort Vallas and Eugene, so that means you might be
catching it no matter where you try to escape this weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Be safe this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
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Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
I'm trying something different today, trying a different color.
Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
On for the first time in a while. Right your
shirt is not black. It's not black. I normally wear black.
It's it's it's funny.
Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
When you walked in here this morning, I could see
it out of the corner of my eye.
Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
I was like, what the what?
Speaker 8 (01:19:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
What is this?
Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
Like a lime greenoy?
Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Like a light heealed turqoise? Yeah, like the Robin's egg
blue got Remember I'm a little bit of color blind.
I thought I thought this was I thought this was
orange this morning. So I like the shirt though.
Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
I do like especially while we still have this little
sunshine level with squeeze in some.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Color and I found I realized when I bought the
shirt that I got some j's that match. So I
just didn't want to wear the veggas was a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:19:32):
It might be a little too matchy match. If you
put on the shoes, it might look like you're trying
a little too far.
Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
That's why I took them off to put them on
this morning. That I took them off.
Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
Like I bought, they do match very well.
Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
They do match well.
Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
But I bought like a I went to uh it
was like the Nike store in Lincoln City, like the
outlet mall, and I went there and I bought like
a full jumpsuit, you know, like the Nike hoodie and
the Nike pants, and.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
I put the whole thing on. I don't I look
like a doche bag, you know, like one of this
one's fine, the pants is, the hoodie is fine, but
all together it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Like if you're wearing it around the house, that's fine,
but like I wouldn't go out.
Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
The full sweatsuit's always interesting, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
It's like we do an eighties cardio. Yeah, I felt
like I was trying to sell coke to somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
And I was just at that outlet and the half
the staff are wearing it, so it kind of lures
you and it looks great on them, and I.
Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
Was like, you know what, I also feel like you
need like a gold chain or something wearing something like that.
Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
But we always see it better on someone else though, right,
Like you see them in the red jumpsuit and you're like,
they look kind of good.
Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
They look they walk into the bathroom, they go, I
look like a clown.
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
I look like a total tune. Well I think they
look like a poon too. They just don't tell you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
I look at this people at them at the store
and they're in the jumpsuit. I think they look great.
Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
I put the full thing on. It look like a store. Yeah,
it's called self deprecation.
Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
I was gonna say, yeah, like, I'm sure maybe they
just have like maybe they I don't know, maybe they
just feel like they don't care what anybody else. But
I'm not going to put on the thing and they're like, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Gonna you know what, Right, I'm going out to Walmart
and I'm getting myself a purple jumpsuit from head to toe.
Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Sh let's stick with that. I'm gonna go out. You should, Yeah,
but I'm trying this new color out. I kind of
like that.
Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
I like it's good for your skin tone.
Speaker 13 (01:21:10):
You think so?
Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
It makes me look tanner, doesn't it? Yeah, just like
your name, because I'm super pale in real life, like
I am. You do look tann though. Have you been
in the sime I wasn't. I was on the we
were on the river. Look at that Rooster rock. When
you see that much wiener, I stay the sun reflects
(01:21:31):
right off. I stayed fully closed. But there there they
were just tas and balls out the whole time we
were there, though. What it's all about? Rooster rock. You
can get a contact helmet tan off of those guys.
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
It's out.
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Time to play our game that we like to call
the Rotten Tomatoes games.
Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
I like this game too because we're going to give
you a couple of movie titles and you just have
to tell us which movies rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Sometimes get it right and sometimes there's they're way off.
So we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 6 (01:22:04):
And you're never to be humble opinion.
Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
I feel like I've been stumped pretty hard this week,
and a lot of these that movies I love.
Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Ooh, this first one's.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Gonna all these movies I love? All right, all right,
let's go to our contestant first. His name is Brandon.
Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
He is calling from Milliewaukee. What up, Brandon?
Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
I like movies.
Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
You like movies. What's the last movie you watched? Brandon?
Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
Oh? Gosh, I know it was a horror one I
just saw in theater. Right before that, I saw Deadpool twice.
Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Oh wow, double Deadpool and yeah once in three D,
once on two D. So the impression he opened with
was that Forrest Gump or sling Blade?
Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
That was Forest? Right Forrest?
Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
No, that that's more like that I like money from.
Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Uh from Idiocracy? I like money.
Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
I thought you're brighton there you're going French frod Tigers.
Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Wait, I want to know this horror movie that you're
talking about that you saw.
Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
After so good? He doesn't know the name.
Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
Because I'm trying to I'm trying to come up with
my list of movies to watch for the month of October.
Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
We have given you a list.
Speaker 6 (01:23:14):
It's scary movies.
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Yeah, what's in in the movie? Before we move on?
Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
Here's All the Fast The Furious three. Gotta watch that one.
Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
What's the name of it?
Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:23:24):
Man, I really can't.
Speaker 9 (01:23:27):
In theaters.
Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
I just saw. I just watched, and I thought it
been that good.
Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
I just watched Civil War again at home. Yeah, that
that movie about the Second Civil War. It's okay, it's
it's I liked it better the first time.
Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
I gotta be honest.
Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
It's got a rotten to matters in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
It's good. It's worth it. Shit, it's worth a watch it.
Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
It's too close to home for me. I saw the trailer.
Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
I was like this, it's a little vague. Things so vague,
it doesn't get I watch it and I about ammo immediately.
Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
I don't know what you guys did.
Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
All right, bro, you gotta get at least three out
of five to win the slipknot tickets.
Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
And again, the show is Sunday. Can you make it?
Speaker 17 (01:23:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
All right, If you lose, you have to listen to us.
Give your slip not tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing.
Here we go, Brandon. Which movie is rated higher on
Rotten Tomatoes? Remember the Titans or Rudy?
Speaker 7 (01:24:17):
Ooh, I'm gonna say you. Remember the Titans.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Remember the Titans rated higher than Rudy? Absolutely, sorry, Rudy's
got They're both low though. I'll say this. Rudy's got
a seventy eight percent. And remember the Titans is a
seventy one percent. That is pathetic in the eighties. Yeah,
that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Oh my god. There are so many other themes.
Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
And remember the Titans alone and Rudy that resurrected his
career after the Goons.
Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
We are the Titans, the mighty mighty Titans dance all
put on your left. Yeah, that's another movie should watch
this weekend.
Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
Jesus Okay, sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Which movies rated higher on Tomatoes? The forty year old
Virgin was Steve Carell or The Hangover with Ed Helms
and mister Hansom throwing fire this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Bradley Cooper, I'm the Hangover. The Hangover is that rated
higher on rotten tomatoes?
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Going forty Old Virgin eighty five percent on the tomatoes,
and The Hangover only has a seventy nine percent.
Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
I thought the first one was pretty good. You'll get
this one drew here.
Speaker 6 (01:25:28):
It would be terrible critics. We would be terrible, terrible critics.
Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
I do agree that forty old Vision was good, though.
Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Which movies rated higher on rotten tomatoes? Homeward Bound or Beethoven?
Speaker 6 (01:25:40):
Both great movies?
Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
Yep, saw on both in the theaters.
Speaker 6 (01:25:42):
Oh did you really.
Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Be rated higher on rotten tomatoes?
Speaker 17 (01:25:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
My god?
Speaker 14 (01:25:57):
More wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I'll be honest. I prefer Beethoven me too.
Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Homeward Bound's got a ninety seven percent, though Beethoven only
has a thirty three percent.
Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Crazy Beove the dad be How fired up the dad?
Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
There's worth the seventy one thirty.
Speaker 9 (01:26:16):
Yeah, right, okay?
Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
But Onward Bound tugs on the heart strings, like when
shadow comes up over the grassy knoll and he's like,
what's the what's the kid's name, Junior?
Speaker 9 (01:26:26):
What I remember?
Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
I remember even renting Beethoven, like the family movie Night
Broadway video I can walk you through the night.
Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
I was there for Beethoven too, and then started got
the third one had started getting pretty bad. The second
was good.
Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
Beethoven we had on VHS at home, but I always
remember getting grossed out because there was so much drool.
Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Yeah, he's always like, if you want to say Bernard though,
you can get him lau. Remember he would shake the
drool and the dad would be like, Bejo loved it.
Speaker 8 (01:26:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Yeah, well, dude, you gotta get us. You gotta listen
to us. Give your tickets to somebody who did nothing,
all right, that's all right.
Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Yeah she wasn't. Let's be honest. This wasn't close. Sorry, Brandon.
That person who's taking your tickets this morning. Her name
is Miranda. Good morning, Miranda, you just got slip not tickets.
Good morning. Do we have one to brain check her
real quick? Sure, we'll see how she does.
Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
All right, Miranda, tell us which movie is rateed high
and Ron Tomatoes, Dante's Peak or Armageddon.
Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
I'm leaving. If this isn't. If this isn't right.
Speaker 16 (01:27:33):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
You're gonna say Dante's Peak yea god, sorry, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
To be fair.
Speaker 6 (01:27:40):
Though neither of them are are good?
Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
What I mean the rating, Yeah, they're not great.
Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Dante's peaks twenty two percent, Armageddon's got a forty three
percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
What hold on a second.
Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
The scene where she he says goodbye and she puts
her hand on the screen.
Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Yeah, I cry when he when he when he puts
that little space shuttle on the porch for his boy.
Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
Yeah, get out of here.
Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
When God, when the bug eyed one and he's Steve,
they have to put it at the time to the chair.
Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Nokes, no nukes, young, Oh, when Wilson had a great
spot picked out there?
Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Oh my goodness, I'm leaving on a jet plane.
Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Yeah, man, And so are they never missed a depth?
Ben Affleck is a nobody.
Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
Okay, well, I guess I don't even need to.
Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Willis name.
Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
That's all right, Hang on the phone, Miranda will get
you the tickets and yeah, we'll see Sunday at the show.
Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
Now.
Speaker 11 (01:28:50):
What's trending?
Speaker 21 (01:28:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
So much good stuff on the website at one O
five nine the brew dot com you can see the
full video of the Lincoln the new Lincoln Park song that.
Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Was released yesterday. I love it now. It's got a
new singer.
Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
Chester is obviously not there man, he rest in peace,
but they replaced him with this female named uh Emily
Armstrong and she sounds awesome again. The full video is
online now, but here's a little clip from the new song,
the Emptiness Machine.
Speaker 9 (01:29:23):
It's been side Howie.
Speaker 20 (01:29:28):
Christmas Bert.
Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
She's got Chester vibes right yeah, keep.
Speaker 10 (01:29:34):
On in Zoo, keep on in Zudu, pulling me in
must Zachary Hounds.
Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
You cut me, that's dude.
Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
I love it so much.
Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
I am so freaking excited to see them on tour
because they did announce a new tour and a new album.
We don't have any Portland dates yet, but as soon
as we get some you'll find out right here on
the Brew.
Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Very cool, but yeah, man, I'm stoked.
Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
There's already footage of her performing with the band too,
which you can say on the on the website.
Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
It must have tested her, you know. The video looks
like that. It's like a small private show.
Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
We'll see how this goes before we unleash you at
Giant Stadium.
Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
But it looks rad man. I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
That's online at one of five nine the brew dot
com aswell is our Donkey Show podcast and so much more.
Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
Oh, my child, that does it for us, y'all. That's right,
we did it, we did it. We're done.
Speaker 19 (01:30:51):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
How is it that short weeks always feel the longest?
Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
Don't you think?
Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
Don't you think it doesn't bother me when it's this time,
I'm like, oh, that was fine.
Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
You asked me yesterday. I'll tell you it's the never
ending story. Yeah, I don't forget.
Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
We do have a brand new trash bandits event coming
up later on this month. It's going down on the
twenty eighth. We're gonna be meeting at Cathedral Park in
Saint John starting at ten am on Saturday, September twenty eighth,
and then we're gonna be spreading out and cleaning up
the surrounding areas, like the you know, the neighborhood near
the school near storm Breaker Brewing.
Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
It's pretty messy around there. Yeah, someone just heard that
and just threw a cup out their window.
Speaker 6 (01:31:27):
They're like, cool, someone's gonna be about shops.
Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Coming over ere what Cross Street.
Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Everyone who shows up will be qualified for tickets to
see Breaking Benjamin and Stains. So we hope to see
you at Trash Band.
Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
It's the Rise of the Raccoon.
Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Get dot com courts in next and at one o'clock
this afternoon, he's got your chance to fla to Vegas
to see our iHeartRadio Music Festival. And they'll even toss
in a thousand bucks because you can't go to Vegas.
Broke yees true one o'clock listen to win. It's one
of five nine the Brew. We'll see you next week,
my