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What is happening. It is Monday, September eleven, twenty twenty three,
ten Or Drew and Laura. Weare law oh, good morning. Oh
we are getting closer and closer tobacon and beer, the last one of
the year. Laura, Oh mygod, can you believe it? I

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can. It's going down September twentythree as Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. It's
our first time to Salem, andwe need people to step up, not
just because we won't have a goodparty, not just because we've got free
bacon everyone who shows up right,not just because we have a free trip
to Las Vegas. I mean allamazing things, but one of the big
reasons is food and security. We'redoing another food drive at this bacon and

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beer, and we need Salem tostep up big because this year, I
guess it's it's worse it's been ina long time. Laura. Yeah.
I mean, if you think aboutit, everything has gotten so much more
expensive, so the people who arealready struggling, it's just like that much
worse now. It's crazy. Iwas I just one to the grocery store
the other day. I bought Ibought some dog food, some cheese sticks.
I got some pretzels, yeah,and I think I think that might

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have been it. I spend likefifty five dollars. Dude, It's re
ridiculous how you can walk out ofthe grocery store with like half a bag
of stuff and have blown through yourentired grocery budget. So the week you
know, it's like, hold ona second, this doesn't seem quite right.
So yeah, I mean a lotof people are struggling, and especially
with the holidays coming up, it'sonly gonna get worse. So we need
your help. Yeah, if youcan bring down three cans of food,

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that's that's all it costs to getinto Bacon and Beer. September twenty three,
Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. That's thecampus location. Now, if you're
struggling yourself and you still have tocome to the party, we're not gonna
be turning anyone away, right,but if you can three cans of food
or more, last Bacon and Beer, we raised about seven hundred and fifty
six some one hundred, like justunder eight hundred pounds of food. This
year we're looking at this Bacon andBeer, We're looking to clear a thousand

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pounds. We think we can doit just in this state alone. In
Oregon, you got one and onein ten neighbors and one in the kids
experience food and secure. And wejust want to put a dent in that
this food is gonna stay in Salem. By the way. We're not gonna,
like, you know, take itup here or like to Vancouver,
even though people up here in Vancouverneeda. But of course this is gonna
stay in Salem, and the food'sgonna be shared through some local organizations down

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there. So yep, there yougo, come out, bring some food,
have a great time. Yeah,and then you could walk with a
trip to Vegas. You know,there's nothing wrong with getting hammered at eight
am, unless you've got responsibilities andyou have to drive Vick your kids run
later, there's a problem. Yeah, Well, maybe maybe put those to
the side for the day. Ifyou're planning on getting tanked at eight am,
come on out. September twenty second, Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. It's

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a campus location. Get all theinfo. One of five nine The brew
dot Com now our brew News upDay powered by advent Is Health Portland,
the OHSU health partner. Here's Laura. On this day, twenty two years
ago, four planes hijacked by terroristscrashed into the World Trade Center, the
Pentagon, and a field in Pennsylvania, killing nearly three cellsand people in a

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matter of hours. Of course,a lot of people are going to pause
today to honor the victims of theSeptember eleventh, two thousand and one terrorist
attacks and reflect on the permanent emotionaltoll that tragedy inflicted on the United States
of America. A total of twothousand, seven hundred and fifty three people
were reported missing in Lower Manhattan afterthe attacks. To this day, forty

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percent, which I didn't know,forty percent of the victims. It's about
one thousand, one hundred people thoughtto have died in the disaster remain unidentified.
How many people over a thousand people, forty percent of those people.
Yeah. In fact, just lastweek they identified two new victims using DNA

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testing. It's good to see thatthey're not done though, you know,
they're continuing to work on it andidentify who they can for sure. So
if you have a moment today,just pause and remember those we lost.
On September eleventh, two thousand andone, an auto strike will likely her
later this week, as contract talksbetween the Big Three and the United Auto
Workers Union appeared to be stalled.The current contracts expire September fourteenth, which

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means there could be one or morestrikes on September fifteenth. The union has
made an ambitious set of demands,including substantial pay increases and more safeguards for
part time employee part time workers,but experts say the strike could cause some
serious downsides for those currently shopping fora new vehicle. So just to heads
up there. And finally, horroris maybe the most i don't know,

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most reliably critic proof genre because badreviews did not scare off moviegoers from buying
tickets for the none too. Ithink on Friday we said had a fifty
two percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, pretty pretty bad. I went to
see it. I will say itwas not as bad as the first one,

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but it was not the greatest filmI've ever seen. It was good,
though it is entertaining. There's allhorror movies should just be that just
fun, you know, like giveme some jump scares. Yeah, and
there there were were those things.So it's good and it actually won the
box office this weekend thirty two pointsix million dollars at the domestic box office
for The Nun Too. Yeah,I went down on Rotten Tomatoes. Here's

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the thing, though, it's alwaysdifferent, the tomato score and the audience
score. Yes, the tomato metersforty six percent, but the audience score
seventy five percent. Snobs didn't likeit because it's not the conjuring, right,
but audiences like, you know what, it was fun. It was
a killer nun and that's all Ineeded. Yeah, and there was like
this crazy like killer goat demon possessedGoat too, which was really a cool

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added bonus. It doesn't seem scaryto me because I see this in downtown
Portland all the time time. Soyeah, I mean if you have been
downtown that that'll be your like aprecursor to this film. Yeah, thank
you, Laura. More on thosestories at one to five nine dot Com
later on this morning. Tickets toOctober Fest at a Lawn, a casino
and resorts, that badass hotel that'sjust been built there. Took a tour.

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You are going to need it afteroctober Fest. We've got passes coming
up later on this morning at seventhirty got something to say, Send us
a message anytime using the talk backfeature on the iHeartRadio. You're waking up
with Tanner Drew in Allah, gettingcloser and closer to bacon and beer.

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Number twenty seven Pumpkin Spiced. ThePumpkin Spice Editions going down at Gilgamesh Brewing
from six attend a m. Everyoneshows up, gets free bacon. Someone's
gonna walk away with the free tripto Vegas. Mayor Chris Hoy, the
Salem Mayor, will be there inattendance. Really excited to Yeah, and
we're doing another food drive here.Food and security is really brutal this year,

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especially for some reason, it's worsethan it's been in a long time.
So we're asking for three cans offood to get in. Obviously,
if you're struggling yourself, we're notgoing to turn anybody away. No,
we'd like to raise over a thousandpounds of food, all right, So
I think we should do that.We should be able to do it.
No problem, not a problem atall, I at least I hope.
But say, let me got astep up, all right, September twenty
second, We will see you thereat Gilgamish Brewing all right, Ashton Kutcher

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and Mila Kunis. I really Ikind of I really like Mila a lot.
Ashton. He's hit or miss fromme. Sometimes I'm like, well,
he's a huge tool all the timesA problem with him, you know
what I mean, Like he's alwaysjust kind of a He's kind of like
I thought he was a bit ofannoying on Punked, but also kind of

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funny, Like yeah, I mean, but you kind of had to be
annoying Unpunked, you know. It'slike when you're playing pranks on people,
you're just gonna be annoying. AshtonKutcher and Mila Kunis are being dragged to
the mud on the internet right now. They're facing criticism for the defense of
Danny Masterson, who was sentenced tothirty years to life in prison last week.
Yeah, and they posted a videoon the internet because what happened?

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Lare They wrote a letter to thejudge, like like a character witness letter.
Yeah, basically just being like,well, this is a Danny Masterson
I know, and the Danny MastersonI I know wouldn't have done next one
zee, you know, But theythought that only the judge would see it,
which first of all, I don'tunder like, what's the point of
writing a letter to the judge.You think they're gonna read the judge's gonna

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read that and be like, no, Well, Ashton Kudre and Mela Kunas
think he's a nice guy, soI guess we'll let him off, you
know what I mean. They dothat in all these cases. Drew in
a case where he had to hewas a character witness in a trial.
But was it a required thing thatthey I think they're I think the guy's
lawyers asked for it, like,hey, will you do this? You
know, I know your family member, you're a friend. Yeah, well
you say something nice because no,it's not going it just I think it

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help, okay, right, like, yeah, you can help maybe sway
the judge and I yeah, you'reright. I don't think Ashton Meland I
thought I was ever gonna get released, but no, I think somebody leaked
it. Well, I would appearin the case and the internet was like,
they're so gross for defending him,you know, because he was obviously
found guilty. They had released anapology video saying that they do support victims,
and it's super cringe. It's supercringe. We are aware of the

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pain that has been caused by thecharacter letters that we wrote on behalf of
Danny Masterson. We support victims.The letters were not written to question the
legitimacy of the judicial system or thevalidity of the jury's ruling. They weren't
not to undermine the testimony of thevictims or redomicize them in any way we

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would never want to do. Andwe're sorry if that has taken place.
Yeah, it's like a minute longor something. It's scripted and they kind
of go back and forth like they'representing an award. Yeah, I don't
love it. I mean, Iknow, I know why they had to
do it, or they felt theyhad to do it, but man,
that's pretty cringe. And I don'tthink it's gonna make anyone feel better,

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Like no, I think they justshould have No. I think it makes
it worse. I think I know. Now everyone's like, is it Ashton
Kutcher just as sick is Janny Masterson? Like now everyone's like, what's up
with these people? It's like he'sbeen an advocate for, you know,
ending human trafficking and stuff like that, so it's just like a bad look
and also the video, it lookslike they're it looks like they're they've been

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kidnapped and they're in a cabin inthe woods. I don't know what the
hell's going on in that video.You have not like dirty? Yeah,
anyway, you can see the video. We'll put it online here at one
of five nine the brew Dot come. But yeah, that's a thing that
happened weekend by Nickelbacks. Speaking ofother celebrities Nickelbacks, Chad Kroger, you
know he's so sick and tired oftalking about hate for the band. Yeah,

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and he says, I'm over it, and I refused to talk about
it anymore. Okay, So fora while there he was kind of like
leaning into it, you know,like they would do interviews, they would
talk about it, they would sellt shirts at their concerts that said I
can't remember something about Nickelback haters makingthem rich or something like that, right,
Well, which is true, ButI can also understand why to a
certain extent they'd be like, Okay, we don't want to talk about that

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anymore. We thought it was funny. It's a joke, he says,
from this day forward, quote unquotefrom this day, Chad Kroger shall speak
about the band's hatred, all right. That's I feel like there should have
been like some sort of horn whatever. Okay, all right, So I

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mean we can all continue talking trashon nickelback, right, They're just not
going to address it. I mean, it's business for us. Yeah,
and I get it, Like youcan't just like you want to go to
an interview and you want to talkabout, Hey, let's not talk about
your music. Let's talk about thathatred. How many people think you're a
douche Like I would. I wouldbe so sick and tired of it.
It's kind of like, you know, Jonah Hell really gets upset when people
ask him about his weight in interviews. Yeah, I mean I get it.

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Chad Kroger is like doing the same, get it, Like, let's
move on to the Let's talk aboutthe stuff that I do professionally, like
why people listen to my music,Like, let's talk about the weird stuff
you didn't Let's talk about the weirdstuff you do with Avril Vane, your
business they were married from I know, it's not I got I want to
know the deats. But yeah,so he's like, I'm not going to

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talk about the hatred for the bandanymore. I'm done. That's fair,
and the ship has sailed. Yeahyeah, yeah, all right, Well,
so I think Drew and I interviewedthe bassist. Oh you didn't even
get chat. No, we gotthe bassis and uh and we we told
him this is like right when photographwas hot. Oh god, and we
you know, we got to makefun of him straight to his face.

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So we got out of our systemsalready. Well have you seen the video
for photograph. It's worthy of mockery. It is pretty bad. Yeah,
all right, coming up here ina few minutes. By the way,
I'm gonna tell you the story aboutthe woman who was leaking blue ink a
little bit later. Run out oftime here, but this woman was leaking
blue ink and we'll tell you whyin a few minutes. But also,
I have a clip here of myPillow CEO, Michaelen Dell. Oh what

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a guy. And Michaelen Dell hasbeen going around the last couple of years,
you know, talking about the presidentand how the election was stolen,
things like this. Well, hewas doing a deposition recently. Yeah,
and I guess he's being sued fordeformation and in the deposition. He just
went off and the lawyer like wehad him full blown melt out, Oh
no, and called the guy ina hole and all this stuff. I

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got the audio for you. We'llplay coming up next. You were listening
to Tanner, Drew and Laura.Here's what's trending. We got video in
real time video a live stream andvideo clips rather online at one of five
nine the brew dot com. Gocheck it out when you get a chance.
Also online my Pillow CEO, MikeLindell. Oh what a guy.

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He's quite the character. He wentviral over the weekend because of a deposition
that ended up on the internet.So he's being sued right now for defamation
after suggesting that this guy was atrader who rigged the twenty twenty election.
Okay and send anyway, the guyssue. And because you're like, I'm
not a trader, they were like, what come again? And so during

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the deposition, the lawyer says somethingabout the calls that you get about the
lumpy pillows. Oh no, thelumpy pillows. Yeah, like, Mike
wind, what do you do aboutthe calls about the lumpy pillows? And
that trigger I can only imagine thathe was not too happy about. Hello,
here's the clip that just just alittle portion of the video of environment.
Okay, and I'm not asking aboutthe lumpy pillow calls. No,

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they're not lumpy pillows. That's notwhat they call on Okay, when you
say lumpy pillows, now you're in. You got that. You're in is
what you are? Like? No, he's as an ambulous chasing that's what
you are. Lumpy pillows. Kissmy ass. Put that in your book.
No, they answer anything any problemcustomer that wants to reach Mike Glendelle,

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those are the ones I want totalk to Mike Lindell. I want
to talk to Mike Glendell. Theyset it down and they say the call.
Let me just put Mike on thephone. I want to talk to
about my lumpy pillow. That guythe big stinky mustache when the commercials on
the phone right now, God,I imagine that thing smells terrible, Like
yeah, old food wants to reachMike Glendale amount his garbage. Say that

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wants to reach Mike Lindell. Thoseare the ones I want to talk to
Mike Lindell. I want to talkto Mike Lindell. They send him to
hear and they go or they callabout maybe they didn't get their pillow on
time because of the FED action orwhatever. But we'll cover him, even
though it could be that somebody else'sfault. Nobody called because of a lumpy
pillow. But good t him figetingaround this papers everything like he can't stand

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stiff. Of course he was aformer drug addict. I didn't I didn't
know this. Didn't he get bustedwith a lot of coke? I thought
it was crack or something like,Yeah, maybe it was crack okaine.
I could be what he was.It seems like maybe he hasn't completely kicked
the habit. I heard a rumorthat it was hard drugs that he was,
that he allegedly. Well, we'llcover him, even though it could
be that somebody else's fault. Nobodycalled because of a lumpy pillow. But

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good, good one though done.Yeah, I'm done. But I'm saying,
obviously you don't have a my pillowtoo. You don't do yet.
What I'm saying is, mister Linda, go ahead. No, I'm pissed.
I understand when you're saying, whatno perfectly normal behavior? How dare

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you call them my pillow Lumpy,perfectly rational. They're the worst pillows.
I was gonna say, does anyonehave one? I bought one for I
think I think it might have beenDrew. It's like a gag gift.
Did it become lumpy? Oh it'sthe worst. I mean, I do
remember it being a terrible pillow.I got it and from my house,
and I think I used it onceand Drew got it. And I think

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he's had a neck I think he'shad neck pains every sin. Yeah,
maybe that's the one he puts betweenhis knees. Yeah, Yeah, a
strange guy. I love watching himgetting bad though. I love watching the
clips of him. Just go tothe internet and type in Michael Dale gets
angry or but heart about anything,and there's clips hundreds and hundreds. We'll
just go off on a reporter likeat an event. It is good to

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know that, you know, ifyou really want to get under a skin,
it's called my pillow Lumpy. Yeah, go check it out. One
of five nine the brew dot Comclick on Tanner, Drew and Laura coming
up all this week. At aroundseven thirty this morning, we got tickets
to go to Octoberfest at a lawna casino. Make sure you're listening to
win Happy Monday. You're listening toTanner, Drew and Laura Janner, Drew

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and Laura Happy Monday. They're gettingcloser and closer to Bacon and Beer number
twenty seven, Tanner, Drew andLaura's Pumpkin Spiced Edition Bacon and Beer.
Hello. Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem iswhere we're gonna be the campus location,
because apparently there are two locations forGilgamesh. Yes, I'm really excited.

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They got great food at Gilgamesh.And we're also going to be supporting their
their charity for David's Chair, whichis so cool. Yeah, Gilgamesh Brewing
will be serving up David's Chair HEFA. Proceeds from the sales of David's Chair.
HEFA will benefit David's Chair, whosemission is to enrich the lives of
mobility impaired people with independence and freedomby empowering them to engage in outdoor activities

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they were previously unable to do.Yeah, you should see some of the
wheel chairs that they make, right, They've got like tank treads on them.
They're like, yeah, they kindof like Johnny Five's wheels or it's
awesome. Really, I kind ofwent there for myself. David's Chair owns
a fleet of outdoor mobility chairs andthey host excursions allowing people to use the
chair free of charge, which ispretty great. Aside from purchasing David's Chair.

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He a at Bacon and Beer theywill be There will be a QR
code at the event, so evenif you don't want the drink and you
still want to help out the cause, you can skin that QR code.
Very cool. So it's yeah,going down September twenty second and Salem Bacon
and Beer. I can't believe you'vedone twenty seven of these things. That
is bonkers. And everyone who showsup it's free bacon. You could walk
away the free trip to Vegas tosee Awakening at the Win and Salem Mayor

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Chris hoy will be in attendance.Man, he is is in for a
treat. Yeah. I don't knowif he knows what he's signed up for,
but uh, it's gonna be fun. A lot of other special surprises.
So we'll see you there. Allthe info one dot com now and
Laura's Dumbass of the Day, Somany dumbasses all over the place. You

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see him everywhere you go on theroads, at your local grocery stores,
downtown Portland's, They're all about everywhere. This is about a guy who was
arrested after releasing a song about hiscrime. Oh well, probably not the
smartest idea. A guy Nevada hasbeen arrested on a murder charge following his
confession to the murder and song lyrics. According to Las Vegas plays Wow,

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this guy is bull Arder was thecase. Rapper Rapper Ken John McDaniel all
right. He was arrested on Augusttwenty nine on a charge of open murder
with a deadly weapon. McDaniel hadbeen considered a person of interest in the
death of Randall Wallace from twenty twentyone and in July, Okay, due
to his connection to a vehicle thatmatched the description of one of the one

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used during the crime. A detectivethen discovered a music video that he posted
on YouTube, and the lyrics werepretty suspicious. Quote a parked car,
double back on feet, the smartestway to slide drove in, double lock
your man, make sure you makesure you get your bod. Okay,

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So anyway, that was consistent withthe evidence, all right, So whatever
hell, I just said, that'show they busted him. Let me see
those lyrics? Is this it's gotbars? These are the worst lyrics I've
ever heard. Hold on park thecar, double back on feet, the
smartest way to slide, drove in, double lock your man, make sure
you got make sure you get yourbod. There's not none of the rhymes.
So well, we don't. Wecan't hear it in his cadence.

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Isn't there a YouTube video? Maybethe slant rhyme? Yeah, like maybe,
I don't know. I'm having ahard time really grasping these lyrics.
Gets your bod? Does that meana dead bod? Gets your what's the
DOUBLET body vest? Maybe get yourI don't I have no what does that
mean? I don't know. Wesound really old so white. Can someone

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explain this to us? I don'tknow. But anyway, but did he
release that before? I releastood afterhe really stood after? So he did
the murder? Okay, he didit, and then he released it after
They were like, all this matchesthe evidence. You're already fired that he
the cops like you're already a suspectin this, and you just everything you
said? What an idiot. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
What do you think he was justthinking, well, there's no there's no

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way they can prove it. Likethe song is just a song, it's
just lyrics. True. It goteven it got even worse because he re
enacted parts of the murder that wereconsistent with evidence at the scene in the
music video. Oh wow. Hisbail has been set at one million dollars.
Come on and includes electronic monitoring.Listen. Not everybody can be a
genius, all right, and thisguy just it was inspired and he decided

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to put out a rap song.He was feeling he was feeling creative.
I'm always wondered now. I know, I like listening to some hip hop
and I wonder how many times,I like, people actually killed somebody and
they're rapping about it and got awaywith it. I'm sure it's more than
this, right, you'd think it'sprobably hope that somebody wasn't stupid enough.
Well, some people have been crimethat has actually taken place. Some people

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have been and his name was KimJoe and Nick Daniel. They're gonna be
saying that it's go me rapping inprison. Where he's going I bet he's
he's going to have a lot moretime to write rap lyrics while he's in.
Yeah, when he comes out,he'll probably be huge now that he's
done some time, if you wouldimagine. So, I mean, I'm
already looking him up on Spotify,you know. So I'm trying to stream

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that. There it is, We'llput the video. I'll try to find
it. You said you saw it. No, I was just what I
thought. I thought. Maybe that'sokay what you had there. I'll find
it. He's got to track thisdown because I want to hear. I
want to hear what it sounds like. It could have been removed for the
internet and used his evidence. That'svery possible, that's true. But one
to five nine dot com hang onOctober Infest tickets come out. Joined the
conversation at eight six six four fourfive one oh five nineers here away.

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Get up, Drew and Laura.You can also reach out to us via
the talkback machine. It's actually throughthe iHeart Radio app. Download it for
your cell phone. It's free.It's a must have app on my cell
phone. Yeah, once you getit, get to you know have you
know, make sure you get theBruce streaming and then press the microphone button
to record someone. Ye, didDrew have his baby? Am? No,

(24:40):
Amy's still pregnant as of right now. As as far as I know,
as far as we know, Ihaven't gotten a call or anything.
But Drew went on a fishing tripwith some college buddies. Yes, and
I think he's using today to recover. Yeah, I'm sure he went hard
this week. Yeah. Yeah,So we'll find out about that tomorrow.
But no, as I know,as of right now, Amy's fun.

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Yes, My speaking abilities not much, not so much, but Amy's good.
Hey, Brew crew, fat orhere real talk. Just got off
the phone with Drew. He wastrying to get ahold of you guys,
but you didn't pick up. Hegot arrested for a decent exposure on the
boat. We all thought it washilarious, but mister lawman didn't. Ye,
And we kind of went a littleham on the money for booze.
So we need to get some moneygoing so we can bail him out.

(25:25):
Hit me back trying to get ago fund to going Drew Morning, Brew
Crew. I hope everybody had agreat weekend. Sounds like Drew's having an
awesome one. Glad Amy was okayas well. I was kind of worried.
Any who, Bacon and Beer iscoming. Yeah, I'm super excited
and getting kind of itchy to getqualified. So when are we going to
start qualifying for the Vegas trip.It's the only way I could justify the

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day off of work. Let's getit going. Love you guys, have
a great week. Hey guys,this is Dewey from Salem. I'm trying
to find out how you become eligibleto win the trip to Vegas at the
next Bacon and Beer. All right, Oh, it's going down September twenty
seconds at Gilgamesz Brewing in Salem,and you need to be a finalist for

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that trip to Vegas. We willstart qualifying people this morning at eight about
time time. Everyone who shows upto Bacon and Beer Pumpkin spiced, yeah,
is gonna get free bacon and somebodycould walk away with a free trip
to Las Vegas to see Awakening atthe wind YEP. Now, anybody can

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show up to this party. We'reasking if you can to bring down three
cans of food for people in need. Food and security is at an all
time high this year and we're lookingto raise over a thousand pounds for the
people of Salem. That's right,So step it up and come on out
and bring some cans. Now,we're not gonna turn anybody away. So
if you're struggling yourself and you wantto come out to bacon and beer,
come on down. You know,maybe we'll toss you some cream corn or

(26:55):
something, yeah on your way out. Yeah, but we'll make sure that
that that food that we donate andhopefully we'll will surpass a thousand pounds stays
in Salem for the people of Salem. So I think we can do it,
no problem. All the info onlineone five nine dot com. But
yes, coming up here at eighto'clock this morning, we'll start to qualifying
you for that trip. All right. So there's this story about a woman,

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a pregnant woman. I guess she'sseven months pregnant, and started leaking
blue ink, like leaking from herpores or it sounds like a sounds like
an octopus would do it doesn't.Yeah, don't they shoot blue ink at
you if they're like threatened. Yeah, I don't know what that is.
I guess it's ink, but yeah, it's bluish black coloring. You can

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only imagine I don't even know theorifice in which it comes from, you
know, like, where does itcome? Bro I don't know. A
mother has an expected Mother's Gone viral. After experiencing some very odd pregnancy symptoms,
Keisha Sethy, she's twenty four yearsold, said in an interview quote,
I was leaking blue ink. Ifelt like an octopus. She also

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noted a blue streaks on her pajamasand all over her bed sheets. She
says, whatever was happening to her, it was so rare that the woman
she called at the hospital started laughingwhen she heard the symptoms. That's not
very nice. She's having a medicalemergency. You should not be laughing at
this poor woman. And you gotsome nurses hold on blue. God's hilarious.
So what the hell is? She'sseven months preggers and she finally finally

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found out. What do you thinkit was? Did she eat something that
I don't? I have no idea. Is she just color blind? She
said in the interview quote. Itturns out it was just my skin and
sweat changing color due to hormones.What apparently it's a rare disorder which I

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can't even pronounce, that it affectsthe sweat glands. So it was coming
out of her pores. Yeah,I guess it was coming on her pores
and so not another strange orphans,which I thought that's where we were headed
story for sure. Whenever this lasttime, I go, oh god,
I would be startled beyond belief.But that's that's crazy that it was all

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over her sheets and her clothing,and that's it was. It was her
skin turning blue. It sound likemaybe she could wash that right off,
but how terrible beef It started likestaining your skin. Oh my god,
you know, like the grapes turnedinto a smurf. Oh boy, Oh
that would be terrible. And soI'm assuming and not that we know the
answer to this, but it'll goback to normal after she has the child,

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That's what doctors thinking. And herhormones kind of go back. And
what if she has the baby andit's blue like Avatar or something. Yeah,
Whoa's crazy? James Cameron on thephone. Yeah. Wild. Even
if I were her up, evenif it were just a simple medical condition,
I'm still as her boyfriend and belike, what's going on there?

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What is this? You gotta changeyour diet or something. I'd be worried
that it wouldn't change back, youknow, like I know they say after
you have the kid, it'll goback to normal, but I would be
worried. Well, would you preferblue ink streaks or brown streaks? What
do you want blue first? Yeah, because you know, brown streaks could
be misinterpreted as something else and Idon't want that. That's right, don't

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don't look at my sheets right now? Coming coming up on September twenty nine.
It's Alana is October Pea. Can'tbelieve it's october Fest season already.
Alona Is october Fest is going down. We do have tickets all this week.
If you want to go, we'lljust give them two I don't know,
like call her, I don't callher ten or whatever that sounds good,
callor ten eight six six, fourfour, five, one five nine.

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We'll hook you up now. Ourbrew News update powered by Adventist Health
Portland, the OHSU health partner.Here's Laura Well. Of course, families
who lost loved ones in the nineeleven terror attacks will be gathering in the
World Trade Center Memorial in Manhattan forthe twenty second anniversary of the attacks today
this morning. This morning, duringa ceremony. Names of the nearly three

(31:04):
thousand victims killed were read out loud. There was a moment of silence and
the tolling of the bells as apart of the ceremony. It's really interesting.
We mentioned this earlier today that fortypercent of the victims were as remained
unidentified and people people are still beingidentified. Last week two people I had

(31:26):
identified just with new DNA, youknow, technology, no idea, it
was that high. Knew some,but forty percent it's over I think eleven
hundred people. That's the amount,which is wild. You know, it's
crazy. It's been twenty two years. I remember the day so vividly,
you know. I was living herein Portland and I was working for Z
one hundred and we went I rememberI turned on the radio to head into

(31:48):
work and we were running the news. We were running k Our Sisters station.
I'm like, what is going on? And it feels like just last
week. I remember it so clearly. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. So
if you have some time, youknow, just just take a moment and
remember the people who lost their liveson that day twenty two years ago today.
Elon Musk, I don't know ifthis comes as a surprise, but
he just had another kid somehow.He recently announced the arrival of his eleventh

(32:13):
child, which is eleven. Yes, uh did you know he has that
many children? Well, now youdo, the more you know. This
is his third with singer Grimes.I swear to god, she was just
pregnant and just had another child.Yeah, they were just going for it,
un billionaire babies. I mean,yeah, why not? But any
guesses on the new name dot it'sThomas Techno Maximus Musk. Get out of

(32:38):
here, yes, brou out ofhere with that? So what is it?
Techno Techno Maximus Musk. I guessyou can call him tech. I
don't know. That's terrible, it'sso yeah, it's not cute. No
matter what you call him, it'sgoing to be bad. But he's set
for life. So that kid,I'm a little jealous of him, honestly.
Go yeah, sure, techy,that sounds good. It's all disaster

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anyway, go ahead. The powerballjack pot, speaking of, and this
will not even make you as aswealthy as Elon Musk, but it's still
pretty good. Not a bad number. Five hundred and twenty two million with
that jack pot is up to Thatworks out to about two hundred and fifty
two million bucks and the next strongis tonight, so get your tickets all
right? Thank you? Coming upnext, we'd love to know this morning,

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what's the last YouTube totorl you watchedto help you figure out how to
do something? I had to watchone over the weekend and it got me
thinking, I do people do thisas much as I do? I know,
Casey, you do it all thetime, all the time. So
what's the last YouTube totorl you watched? And did it help? Eight six
six four four five one oh fivenine. Your calls in text scepter aic

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on the brow, get in onthe action. Call Tan, Drew and
Laura any time I had eight sixsix four four five one oh five nine.
You're waking up with Tanner, Drewand Laura and we're engine closer and
closer to Bacon and Beer twenty seven. Bacon and Beer, the Pumpkin Spiced

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Edition is going down September twenty second, said Gilgames, Growing in Salem.
It's a first time in Salem.Don't forget everyone he shows up gets free
bacon. You could walk away withthe free trip to Vegas to see Awakening
at the wind Mayor Chris hoy,the Mayor of Salem, will be in
attendance. Got a ton of otherconcert tickets to give away, tons of
other prizes, a lot of othercool surprises going down, and a food

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drive that's honestly, I think oneof the most important things are going to
be doing at this Bacon and Beerbecause food and security is so bad right
now, especially this year. Forsome reason, it sits at an all
time high. I mean it makessense. Everything is so ungodly expensive.
Yeah, the grocery stores are crazy. So we're asking if you can to
bring down three cans of food orsomething, you know, nonperishable food items

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right right, KCB far absolutely,and it's all going to go to the
Marrion Polk Food Chair right there inSalem. So definitely come support the cause,
bring your cans, and let's dothis thing. Yeah, So we
would like to raise over a thousandpounds of food this year. At the
last Bacon and Beer we raised justunder eight hundred pounds. I think we
can clear a thousand. I thinkmaybe I don't think it should be a
problem. You could do more thanthat either, but I'm gonna just stick

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with a thousand for now, youknow, not get too excited. But
if like a fifteen hundred pounds showswhat do you think beef water, you
think we could do it? Well, sure, I think we could do
it. I think our people rallyfor the cause. We've already got what
Syrian Steve said he wanted to dropa trunk load off. We're off to
a good start and we haven't evengot there yet. It's very true.
So come on now September twenty second. We'll be in Salem six to ten

(35:36):
am. And three cans of foodgets you in. And you know,
if you're struggling yourself and you wantto come to bacon and beer. We're
not turning anybody away, no,but you know we're trying to raise as
much food as we can. Onethousand pounds is the goal. Get all
the infult one to five nine dotcom, and we're gonna start qualifying people
for this Vegas trip here in justa second, like just a second,
yeah, just one second? Yeah? Can I get on the list?

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Oh, Casey, you can't workhere this morning. We'd love to know
what's the last YouTube to Toral thatyou watched? What is the last YouTube
to toorl that you watched eight sixsix, four four five one oh five
nine. Did it help? Didit? You know? Did it make
things worse? Sometimes I'll if i'llfollow it to toral and you know,

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like I was trying to learn howto use after effects, the software video
editing software, and it was sometwelve year old kids show me what to
do, and I followed it stepby step and it still didn't look the
same. Man, It's terrible sometimesthat happens. Where are you going?
But I'm doing it. I'm doingwhat you're doing. I'm doing the exact
same thing. Or they'll say justgo to this button and click this and
that button's not there right, Likethey have a different version of the program

(36:45):
as you do. Makes me outand say you're stupid. Yeah, and
you go to another YouTube video.I know that when Casey Beef water Bay
was over at my house just whata week ago, setting up my water
tank, my water heater. Youyou YouTube a couple of I was gonna
say that was my last time doingit for me was at your place.
And it's mostly just to confirm orif I like I need to just make

(37:08):
sure I don't maybe need a specialtool for something or I'm just looking for
a little inside. Here's how youdo it. Here's how it saves your
time. I've saved so much moneyoff of YouTube videos. I just I'm
an advocate. It's really great.So over the weekend, my vacuum cleaner
just kind of like the brush startedgoing really slow and I could smell like

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motor burning. Yeah. Oh no, they're like a cat toy stuck in
there. No. I looked itup. I stopped it up on the
side and it was just the doghair from my Golden Retriever was just wrapped
around the thing. It was gettingstuck inside like like where the bearings go
right. Wow, And so Ihad to figure out I didn't know how
to take the thing apart. SoI had to go to YouTube and watch
this guy walk me through how totake my dice in apart so I could

(37:52):
get the brush out of there andclean it all up, which was gross,
by the way. Oh, I'msure even if it's your own vacuum,
it's really gross. Yeah, smelldusty and see you in a full
paper suit gloved up totally. Itwas really I kept washing my hands and
like, I don't know, I'mwashing going right back. It's gross and
it smells like feet and dog almostagain. Yeah, well you know you're

(38:14):
vacuuming the floor. I mean it'sright, just but hair and skin flakes.
But I was very grateful for theseYouTube videos and what I've noticed on
YouTube, Casey, and you're probablythe same way. There's something for everything,
Like it doesn't matter what it is, you can find it really amazing,
right because I feel like, somy theory is I go, uh,

(38:34):
model or brand of whatever the thingis that I'm dealing with the model
of it and what the problem is. I just google that and it almost
always pulls me up what I need. Yeah, it's king because I think,
like, how can this possibly be? It's always there, something is
always there. It might be slightlydifferent, but most of the time you're
right there. Yeah. What's what'sthe last YouTube ttoral that you watched?

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Eight six six four four five oneh five nine is the phone number You
can also shoot us a text messageon our Lazy Boy text line at nine
eight one ninety seven. Let's goto line one hide standard you and Laura.
What's the last YouTube tutorial you watched? The last YouTube tutorial I watched
was how to tape in mud drywall. I wanted to make sure I
had all the supplies, but wehaven't done it yet, okay. And

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before that was how to grout ashower, which we did do and it
was successful. Messy, didn't youand your ex husband, Laura? Didn't
you guys do that? You guysremodeled your bathroom by yourself, and you
went to YouTube. Yeah, wehonestly YouTube basically everything in the bathroom,
like so everything from the grout tothe plumbing to how to install it,
toilet, like, yeah, weyoutubed all of it. I was I

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was gonna take it. I wasgonna take classes for something called pro tools,
like this audio software. And Iwas like why then You're like,
but wait, I could just goon YouTube. There's a fifteen year old
showing me how to do it rightnow on the internet for free. Yeah
all right, thank you appreciate Yeah, yeah, thank you. Let me
interrupt very root of me. Hi, It's Tandardrew and Laura. What's the

(40:02):
last YouTube totoro you watched? Ihad a cast rate a pig. Really,
whoa? Sometimes my saturdays get excitedthat poor pigs, Like, oh
god, oh god. The firstone. Yeah. So my wife and
I have like a hot cobby farmand we have four adult pigs and one

(40:23):
of the females just gave birth tosix pigs. Really have them were males?
So so yeah, we were like, oh, we need we need
to take care of that. Butyou didn't think like take care of that?
Why is it? Why did younot go to a vet? Was
it too expensive? Or you're like, no, this is something I think
I can do on my own.Yeah. Look, it just looked pretty
pretty easy to do on your own, you know, home kind of thing.

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So, so did you do it? Was it easy? Did it
work? We did? Yeah,we did do it. Yeah, that
was one cast rate. How's thepig? Do it? Hedge clippers?
Oh no, you have to toslice the sack open, one on each
side, you know, on eitherside of the crowd them, and then

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pop a little technical balance. Ohgod, all right, I shouldn't have
asked, thank you. Oh eventhough it's in the pay gets still last
yeah, still if you want,I'm selling key chains at my Etsy shot.
What's the last YouTube to torol youwatched? If you're listening to us
in the iHeart radio apps and asa talk tight message you're awaking up with
Tanner, Drew and Laura want tochime in. Text Tanner, Drew and

(41:30):
Laura anytime on the Lazy Boy textline at nine eight one nine seven,
Get off, Get off, Getoff, get off. We want another
this morning. What's the last YouTubeto Toril you watched? Eight six six
four four five one h five Nine'sthe phone number? We did get a

(41:52):
couple of talkback messages through the iHeartradio app from these people. Let Morien
brew crew being So, I watchYouTube tutorials just to watch YouTube tutorials,
not just for any I mean,I do like if I have an issue
with something that I'm doing that I'mnot sure how to do it, I
will pull up a YouTube tutorial.But I'll watch YouTube tutorial that I just

(42:16):
come across just because it's the guycome across to it and I want to
know how to do it. Thisis about the tutorial things. So he
kind of like, we'll just watchit as like educational television just for funzies.
Yeah, okay, it seems abit boring. Well, I mean,
if you if you think of somethingthat you're interested in and you're like,
oh, I wonder, I wonderhow that works. I wonder how

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they make that or I guess Iused to watch that show how It's made.
Yeah, I would love that show. I feel like it was only
for people who were stoning them upin two am, but I was a
good show to watch. This isabout the tutorial thing. I use YouTube
to watch guitar and based tutorials allthe time, you know, and there's
thousands of videos on that stuff.So I figured people learned guitar all the

(42:58):
time just from YouTube. Now,I mean, I barely see a teacher.
I would love to have one,but they're all too far away or
just not available. I wonder thatabout music teachers. You know, these
people doing it that will show youhow to do everything on the internet for
free. I'll got to just watchtheir dumb little video. It's like,
why would I pay you one hundreddollars for a thirty minute session when I
could just go on YouTube because Iwas on star Search. Okay, I

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will say though, because I takeI take drum lessons, and for a
while I was just doing it onYouTube. And when you're doing it like
that, and you're kind of whenyou don't have a guide and you're kind
of just like, well, Iwant to learn this, and then you
go learn that real quick, andthen five minutes later we're like, well
I want to learn that, andyou go learn that. But when you
have a teacher, he just like, we're going to focus on this today.
Well, and it's also nice tohave feedback or it's like, oh,

(43:42):
that's good, but you could bedoing it better by doing your forms
crap. Let me show you.Yeah, like that, hands on training
is always good to have. Ido like it. I do like being
able to ask questions. You know, but there's I guess casey to you.
You know your point. There's somethingto be said about how helpful your
nails are. Your nail every lessonwhen you don't have anybody given you the
criticism back do it? What areyou talking about? I just nail it

(44:04):
today. Yeah, hey, Taylor'shere. Yeah. The last YouTube tutorial
I watched was on a dump cake. Let me tell you that turned out
to a gritty mess that even mydog wouldn't eat. So there's no way
I want to do that. I'mjust gonna keep making cakes from scratch because
they don't. You know, followinga tutorial doesn't always go well. You're

(44:27):
right, it like you. Eventhough you follow every single step, sometimes
it doesn't look the same or tastethe same right it happens. I feel
like with cooking, this would bethe widest margin for error, well,
especially baking, like baking is oneof those things where all the measurements have
to be exactly right right, andanything could go wrong at any given time.
We got a text message from thisperson on the Lazybood testline text line

(44:51):
from sixty five eighty six. Theysaid, the last YouTube tutorial I watched
was quote how to sing really Lowfrom Jeff Castellucci. I don't know if
I'm how to sing really low,he says. I still sound like I'm
belching a frog, all right,I still sound like a belching frog rather,
but I can tell him getting betterwith practice. Well that's good,

(45:13):
all right. Let's see this,geoff, why you would want to sing
really low? Like a pirate orpeople say a man he's a made on
a mind, A poor man's madeyou out amosolim blood, amosolim blood and
the skin and bones. You've gota man that's a week during the back

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and then sternly, very nice sounding. The day older under deeper and saying
a Peter, don't you call mebecause this case he's kind of music.
So you get pump up and you'reabout to go chop wood. Yeah,
it's him doing all those parties tothe company doing all of them. He's

(45:57):
doing all those parties. I'm proud. Oh my soul to the combat in
stone won't come off. Now that'swhat that guy's doing. Wow, that
sure with a YouTube tutorial, Idon't know, but the Christmas party is
going to be a real banger,it is. Yeah. We got another
text message from seventy three zero eightthat says I had to figure out how

(46:21):
to fix my wife's ice machine lastnight. It was a pain in the
ass, but YouTube was a lifesaver. Nice. That's great. Yeah
machine, Yeah, I say,I fixed my dryer for twelve dollars.
You know. It's sketchy though,I like, you go see a doctor
and he'd go like he goes andlooks up a YouTube video. Isn't that
happen to you? No, hewent to Google. But it's the same

(46:43):
my doctor's Google stuff in front ofme before too, And it's a weird
thing, Like, bro, whatam I paying for? I could have
done that myself. This one fromseventy four forty six said I had to
install a dash cam in my car. The instructions that came with it were
awful, and they might as wellhave been from They might as well have
been a piece the Ikea furniture instructions. But it was a really good camera,

(47:04):
so I was kind of surprised.This one says I've been I'm all
over, I'm all excited about Halloween. I've been watching videos on do it
yourself Halloween props and making instead ofgoing to the store making props and costumes
myself. That's awesome. Yes,so handy. Yeah, it really is
incredible. Just how much knowledge youcan gain off of YouTube. Yeah,

(47:27):
and how much time you can wasteas well. Eight five says Casey beef
Water probably knows what I'm talking about, But the last YouTube tutorial I watched
was plunking for salmon. I justmoved from Washington near to the Columbia.
Need to know how to rig myfishing pole for that style of fishing.
Dude, I'm telling you, it'sendless. It's whatever we need. It's
on there now, which is aman. I love that YouTube. You

(47:49):
gotta be careful though, because likeparents, you know, we'll go to
I don't know if they're doing thisfor tutorials, but parents will like put
on an hour long video for theirkids to watch on YouTube, but like
thirty minutes in, a creepy guywill come up. You rest in underwear,
will you like scare the kid?That's terrible. Yeah, people are
messed up. You gotta be carefuldo that to a child because I'll make

(48:09):
it look like children's programming, andthen halfway through you're just traumatizing children for
fun. I see, Well,that's just every time I think I've got
a good idea, somebody's beaten.Yeah, it's one to five nine to
brew Taner Drew and Laura and weare getting closer and closer to our next

(48:29):
Bacon and Beer. Bacon and Beertwenty seven, Taner, Drew and Laura's
Pumpkin spiced edition of Bacon and Beer. It's going down on the twenty second
at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem from sixto ten am. Everyone who shows up
kids free bacon, and you couldwalk the way walk away with a free
trip to Vegas to see Awakening.At the win, we have a ton
of special surprises planned. We've gota lot of concert tickets, a lot

(48:51):
of other prizes to give away.Salem may Or Chris Hoy will be in
attendance. Hopefully they name it likelike a shopping mall after us, or
if I do feel gets the lease, at least they could do really nice
you know, even if not,at least beef water like the Beef Water
Bridge or something. Listen to goover. I find I am last one
that would get anything named after me, but I'm here to champion you guys

(49:14):
into the finish line on this stuff. I'd love to have a park bench
or something, you know, youknow, something like a plaque, Yeah,
somewhere on a tree. Sure theydon't think of a plaque in front
of a tree. You guys getthe Tanader and Laura pet Cemetery. I
take it. I would take it. Yeah, you can. Anyone gets
you up with this party. It'sit's you know, free pretty much.

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We're just asking you to bring downthree cans of food to help out people
in need if you can. Ifyou're in need yourself, obviously we're not
going to turn you away. Like, if you're in need yourself, you
talk to me and I will slipa can of chili in your bod.
Nobody will say a thing about it, and we'll just move on. But
if you can't help out some peoplein need, bring down three cans of
food to get in. All thatfood's gonna go to the people of Salem.
We're gonna make sure it goes throughthem and and it's gonna be a

(49:58):
lot of fun. Now, youknow, have to be a finalist for
the trip to Vegas. But otherthan that, just show up. Yeah,
exactly, So let's get somebody qualifiedfor that trip to Vegas right now.
Let's do it. It could puta couple of people on there.
I think eight six six four fourfive one oh five nine's the phone number
if you want to get qualified forVegas to see Awakening at the Wind call
right now, Casey, are youexcited to be in your latte costume at

(50:21):
Bacon and Beer? Excited? Well, that's the word your interpretive dance.
Yeah, listen, you can't bedreading it as much as you were the
mermaids. Now like I feel Ifeel fine with it, okay, because
the mermaid costume was I mean,that was really revealing your half naked.
That's the low watermark. Did youlike, I can't get much worse than

(50:42):
that? Maybe if you strolled meout in a diaper? You said,
okay, well but that download now, well that's for Cupid next year.
That's a great Oh my god,that's great idea. And it won't happen
have him rock around like we'll getlike a real one made like a real
fancy like cloth diaper. Definitely.Yeah, we'll get a stunt double in
there to do and then they getone of those bone arrows, and yes,

(51:02):
exactly what else is like a bagof Valentines? Maybe he can pass
anyway. Yes, I'm fine withLaura. I really like your thinking today.
Well, Casey said it not nowwhatever? All right, So anyway
that's happening, whether yes, ishappening the Cupid thing maybe not. Hi,

(51:24):
it's Tandard you and Laura. Yousaid no about everything, and it's
all happened. Hi, it's Tandardyou and Laura. Good morning. Hey,
what's up? Brother's vino? HeyVeno, you want to be qualified
for the Vegas trip? Yeah?Man, I want to be at the
Bacon and Beer, So I figuredwhy not? All right, we'll put
you on the list. Hang onthe phone. You're the first one.
Let's go to Ken. Is thisKen? Is this? What up?

(51:46):
Bro? You're gonna come to Baconand Beer? Yeah? I am all
right. Well, we're gonna putyou on the list. You're qualified for
that trip to Las Vegas. Let'sgo to I don't know, let's go
line three. Good Morning's stander,Jew and Laura. Is this George?

(52:07):
Oh? Him? We always mispronouncehis name George. Well it says George
Thomas on the caller ID. Sowho the hell's that? Oh? That's
that's actually that's my brother is apartner. Okay, it's a family fan.

(52:27):
All right, Hey, all rightbrother, Well you want to be
qualified for that free trip to LasVegas? All right, cool, all
right, just mumbling things down.Thanks George. I'm just gonna cl you
eight six six four four five oneh five nine. We'll put a few
more people on that list and wewill qualify someone, actually a bunch of
people for the trip to Vegas.All this week and next week, actually

(52:52):
every day leading up to Bacon andBeer qualified. We are commercial free thanks
to our friends over at Lazy Boy. It's one of five nine to brew.
Tanner, Drew and Portland's rock stationone of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura.Drew is doing fine. Amy's not in
the hospital right now or anything.No, no, no. Drew went

(53:13):
on like a fishing trip with hiscollege friends over the weekend, so he'll
be back tomorrow. I think he'sjust using today to recover, because when
you hang out with your college friends, you tie one on. Yeah,
I mean, if he didn't,i'd be disappointed, you know, something
went wrong if they didn't. ButI'm assuming that they did. And yeah,
we haven't heard anything, so thatmakes me believe that the weekend was
done properly. But that baby ison the way. Man. That baby

(53:36):
is supposed to bed October eleventh,but they're saying that it's probably going to
show up early. Yeah, anduh, you know, Drew's concerned,
but because there are some complications,but I wouldn't call them complications. The
baby is breech right now, soit's upside down and they're just trying to
flip it right. But yeah,they can still. I mean, I
think everything will be everything just fine. Everyone that listens to the show that

(53:58):
has had the same thing happened tothem with their baby who said say they
have it us. It was allfun. It's all gonna be good.
Yeah. It is scary though,when it's when when things are going not
necessarily the way you'd planned. Yeah, so, but it's all gonna be
good. So. Yes, he'llbe back tomorrow and we'll see what's what.
Yes, so, and I canfinally rub in the fact that my

(54:20):
Lions won true and his Vikings lost. This is going to be the start
of a very long season between heand I. I think, Yeah,
I would love to see the Lionsgo far. I know it's probably downhill
after I don't know. I don'tknow. I'm hoping that it's I just
want to see something different, LikeI'm not really a sports guy. I
don't really care Drew. You know. That's why we have Drew here,

(54:42):
because he loves the stuff and knowsa lot about it. Yeah. I
don't care where the ball goes,never have, never will. I know,
And I'm always the girl asking thestupid questions like oh what why do
they do this? Because that,and then someone enrolls their eyes and us
Nick's wain at Altimately, I'll watchsome the playoffs and I'll watch the Super
Bowl i' lee you know, butI just don't. I'm just not passionate
about it. Yeah, which isfair, and not everybody is. I

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did like bowling, bowling? Bowling? Did you do you just pretty good?
Do you enjoy watching ball? Ilike playing it? Yeah, oh
it's bowling. You could just drinkand eat, have chicken wings. You
know, we need to start abowling league. We should, and we
should do it for charity. Yeah, that'd be great. We could each
of us can have our own teams. Yeah, like yeah, like listeners
could Joy Tanner's team. I don'tknow why I spoke to myself in the

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third person just then, like Laura'steam, Drew team. Yeah, I
think that'd be such a fun thing. We should do that. Casey can
have his own team. Oh yeah, I feel like Casey would clean up.
I feel like Casey's a good bowler. He probably has a bowling shirt
and a ball with a rose insideof it. Could be no, I
wouldn't be surprised. But the reasonwhy for bringing that up is because there
was a woman who got in troublefor throwing a bowling ball at someone during

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a fight to the bowling alley.Oh that's pretty how much did this bowling
ball? Wait? Was it likean eight pounder with a fourteen Let's see,
I don't know how the ball was. I mean, the bowling balls,
even if it's an eight nine poundball do some damage. Yeah,
But ten to fifteen people we're fightingat this bowling alley. It was a
brawl because chairs are being flown.Oh my gosh, what are they fighting?

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You had food trays being flown inthe air and hit people hit with
those. Glass is being broken allover the place, all the all the
fun stuff happens when I'm not thereto see it. Yeah, I know.
And of course bowling balls. Yeah. Police responded shortly after ten twenty
to a report of several people fightinginside of this bowling alley. Where was
the sat in East long Meadow?Where the hell's East Long Medal? No,

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I don't know, it's like alocal paper, this is anyway.
East long Meadow Police responded shortly afterten twenty to report of several people fighting
inside the bowling alley, which offersregular bowling and uh candle pin bowling's handle
it's candlepina. I have no ideais this? It was this in Britain

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and what is Candlepina officer reportedly saidthat it was absolute chaos when he got
there. Ten to fifteen people wereactively fighting chairs and bowling balls flying through
the air in all directions. Sopeople were taking them like like shock foots
and just throwing them across. Youwalk in you got a duck to dodge
flying bowling balls. That's attempted murdercharge, right, Like if you throw

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you could do some serious Now,like if you hit somebody in the head
with a bowling ball, it's lightsout. I would think that that's an
attempted murder charge if you hit somebodykind of passion, if you question whether
or not I got my strike,maybe somebody was like your tall across the
line, Janet, and she's like, godon. It doesn't look like anybody
was seriously injured from the bowling balls, but there were some people arrested,

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obviously after they got the situation undercontrol, you'd imagine, But there were
multiple injuries, but nothing serious.Well, what a wild and crazy night
at the bowling alley sounds like mykind of place. It probably had too
many pictures of bud l I betit's cheap beer too, right, dollar

(58:05):
dollar paps night or something like thatbush Natty. They were hopped up on
Natty. That stuff will make mepoop, But I'll buy it. I
mean it's cheap. There's this barand Eugene that used to do dollar Natty
Knights, dude, and and itwrecked to make I don't know if i'd
pay a dollar for Natty honestly.I mean, I guess if that's all

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there is. And when you're like, you know, twenty two broke,
Yeah, so there you go.Yeah, throwing bowling balls of people not
a good idea to do, frownedupon. Yeah, wow, but I
would like to go bowling. Ireally like the idea of the bowling bowling.
Well, let's start the bowling,like, yeah, maybe maybe we
could get a bowling alley on board, a local bowling alley. It's supports,

(58:52):
a good idea, sponsors. Thisis all coming together. I think
we should make it happen. Thisis all coming obviously, I'm going to
kick everyone's asses, my boy.But uh, we've got another bacon and
beer coming up. And that's comingup in just a few days here,
September twenty second. Yeah, GilgameshBrewing bless and two weeks away now we're
getting close. Yeah, very excited. Let's qualify some people for that trip

(59:14):
to Las Vegas. Let's do it. We're gonna be doing that for the
next two weeks, leading up toBacon and Beer again. The party's you
know, just three cans to getin is all we're asking for. If
you're struggling yourself, we're not goingto turn you away, of course,
if you can bring in three cansof food, but if you want to
win the trip to Vegas, youhave to be a finalist. And we'll
put callers ten to fifteen on itright now. Eight six six, four

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four five, one oh five PortlandsRock Station one O five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura.I'm gonna find out what's trending here
in a second, and I gota great clip to play for you.
So we're gonna start doing a segmentcalled Tanner, Drew and Laura's Moment of
Cringe. Oh perfect. And becausethere's so many cringe worthy moments on the
internet. You scrolling through your TikTok, Instagram or Facebook, you've probably seen
a few of them. That'll bejust over the weekend. Yeah, whether

(59:57):
it's a Karen freaking out, orsomebody like in their car preaching you about
something, or somebody doing something embarrassing. This second hand embarrassment, SNOWHOWD what
I'm feeling like? It was myface of a rod. Yeah, there's
so much cringe on the internet,and today's clip is a priceless one.
I'll play for you here in justa second, but first I got a
couple of top back messages to play. A good morning, bree This is

(01:00:20):
Big John. So many exciting thingshappening. I pulled the airplane this weekend
nice, and the following weekend isbacon and Beer. I can't wait.
I'm I bringing a bunch of foodand help out a good cause. Can't
wait to see you all. Appreciateyou, Big John. Yeah, we're
looking to collect over a thousand poundsof food for people in need this year,

(01:00:45):
and that food's going to go directlyto the people of Salem. All
right. So the last Bacon andBeer we raised just under eight hundred pounds
of food. We are looking tosurpass a thousand pounds of food. Yea,
So if you can bring down threecans of food to get into Bacon
and Beer. September twenty second,at Gilgamesh Brewing and everyone shows up,
gets free bacon, and you couldwalk away with a trip to Las Vegas.

(01:01:06):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew andLaura. No, here's what's trending.
All right? You ready for thismoment of cringe? Yes, I
love this. I love this.So this video has gone viral. I
saw it a couple of weeks ago, but then I saw it again over
the weekend and I went, youknow what, we got to play this.
Yeah. So it's one of thesegirls like she's I don't know,

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she's probably in her late teens,early twenties, and she's filming a TikTok
video in her car. Okay,you've seen you've seen it a thousand times.
Yeah, kids sets up their phoneand they do the thing. Well,
she sets up her phone, butright like right when she starts to
film, someone knocks on her windowoh and demands that she moved her car
because of the parking spot she's in. Does she steal her parking spot?
No, it's not. It's notreserved parking. You gotta listen to Tanner,

(01:01:51):
Ju and Laura's moment of cringe.I literally just, hey, how
did your park here? Park here, my boyfriend. This is your park
next to my boyfriend's car. It'sa parking lot. I can park next
to anybody. I want your parknext to my boyfriend though, okay?

(01:02:14):
Can nobody park in a parking lotnext to your boyfriend's out in my spot?
This isn't park next to my boyfriend. Are you crazy? Are you
insecure? Are you crazy? Iknow you not. Just say that to
me. What is your problem?Get out of my parking spot. You're
park next to my boyfriend? Areyou okay? Are you the video totally

(01:02:42):
reasonable behavior, totally rational? Yeah, totally rational. Don't you know that
if you're dating somebody, you alwayshave to park next to each other always?
Are you crazy? Like? That'sso, She's right? Are you
insecure? I think the answer isgonna be yeah, yeah, She goes
without saying. I think, hey, why did you park here? Park

(01:03:04):
here, my boyfriend? This isyour park next to my boyfriend's car.
It's a parking lot. I canpark next shoot anybody. I want your
park next to my boyfriend though.Okay, I'm like you, do you
understand? Like you like you areparked next to my boyfriend. Do I
need to do? I need tospell it out for you, like that's
gonna like, oh that makes sense? Are you right? I'm sorry,

(01:03:27):
I'm not. Yes, I'll getout yet. Okay. Can nobody park
in a parking lot next to yourboyfriend's spot? This isn't a park next
to my boyfriend? Are you crazy? Are you insecure? Are you crazy?
I know you not. Just saythat to me trying to turn it
around victim when she's the one startedtelling me insecure, you're the one park

(01:03:51):
next to my boyfriend. I'll tellyou say that. I know you did.
Not just say yeah, you're insecurespathetically in is that? Like that's
not even in security, that's justlike weird. That guy needs to run
for the hills. Yeah, sheseems a little possession if he saw this
video go viral. Like, bro, I think that sounds like your girlfriend
and that click because all you see, all you see is the girl filming,
like the girl who's actually doing it? You don't, I got it?

(01:04:14):
Okay, So like yeah, likeI think there's your girlfriend wigging out
in a video. Yeah yeah,I mean I would leave run for the
hills, dude, that this isn'ta part next to my boyfriend? Are
you crazy. Are you insecure?Are you crazy? I know you not?
Just say that to me? Whatis your problem? Get out of
my parking spot, your park nextto my boyfriend? Are you okay?

(01:04:40):
Are you there? You go?There you go? It's pretty cringey,
Yes, Tanner, join Laura's momentof cringe. I watched that and go,
man, how she's lucky her faceisn't in there. Oh yeah,
you know, because then the peoplewould know where she lives, her name
to everything. That's one thing likethese people don't realize, like if you
hide your face, you might kindof get away with it, even if

(01:05:02):
your body's in the shot and youcan be heard screaming. If if you
hide your face in the video sogoes viral, that's one hundred million people.
I didn't see your big dumb facetotally, which I mean in this
type of situation, when these videohas gone viral, it's for the past
probably that we don't know your identitybecause that is crazy behavior. That's why

(01:05:23):
if I if I ever get arrestedPortland, and it may happen because I'm
crazy, but if I ever getarrested, I will smile in my mug
shot because the worst is when youhave a nick NULTI time mug shot and
you look crazy. Do you looklike a maniac, your hair's all messy,
you're bleeding. I would rather youhave that type of much. Actually,
that's why I will smile, becauseif I'm smiling and no, yeah,

(01:05:43):
that's not true. But it dependson the crime. Like if you
just like kicked a baby kitten downthe stairs or something, and you're smiling
at a mug shot, do youthink I would be kicking. Of course
not. I'm just saying like you'rejust like a maniac. I would do
something much smiling cooler than that,like heist or something. A bank kais
to least very involved banks. Yes, it wouldn't be a bank at that's

(01:06:03):
probably be an AMPM. Get somecandies. You got to start small.
You have six months worth of corenuts. All right, weird done.
We will see you tomorrow. DWe'll be back. He will have stories
about his weekend with his boys drinkingand fishing. Better have some good stories
hanging out with this college friends.Also, we get we'll get an update
on Amy because we're coming up onit. Baby number three is do October

(01:06:25):
eleventh, a month from today.But there's a chance the baby could show
up early, so we'll we'll seehow she's doing. We'll see you.
Got more october Fest tickets and muchmuch more. We'll see you then Teresa's
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