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On today's show we talked about the crazy things people have done with their loved one's ashes. W also heard about some TSA agents who got caught rummaging though peoples bags and we talked to Mike from Gilgamesh Brewing about the charity they work with called Davids Chair!

Episode Transcript

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Yo, tell it it is Monday, September eighteen twenty three. We are
I think anyone who has a homesecurity system, like a camera at their
house can relate to this. Youknow, when you're It happens both when

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you're not at home or in themiddle of the night when you're getting alert
in your phone your camera is detectedsome motion. Oh of course, and
then like you puck her up alittle bit, You're like, oh,
what's that about? And then youcheck the camera. This was what happened
to me about two in the morning. I get an alert It says your
your driveway cameras detected some emotion,and I get all nervous, like what's
that about? Because it never happensright, you know? And then I

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check the camera and a damn spiderhas spun a web right in front of
the camera up like way high,you know. So I gotta get a
broom because the thing's going off likeevery three three minutes, right, And
I wonder if you know, thespider expert could tell you, But I
feel like we are at peak spiderto the point where they are so big?
Have they been growing all summer?Like these things are the size of

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a silver dollar. Yeah. Isaw them the other day. It was
right after I woke up in thecorner of my bedroom and I was like,
all right, bro, I'm gonnalet you live, but you better
stay away from my pillow. You'renot gonna let you live. I never
let them live. I killed themall, and I leave their bodies here
so their friends and see them sothey know what they're getting into when they
come to my house. Yeah,because I mean I got a text from
downstairs from a pregnant lady yesterday thatsaid spider alert, right, and I

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come down and she's like, Ican't move until that thing dies. Yeah.
This one was up high, youknow, and just chilling in front
of the camera, going off everythree minutes. That's stupid emotion alert.
And it happens too. I wasat the grocery store over the weekend and
I was like Saturday, I was, I was doing some shopping and my
alert goes off and it's like asquirrel just running across the driveway. Yeah,

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you get do you get alert?See? My house has one of
the downsides is big delivery trucks andgarbage trucks also set off my door,
so you know, I'm I guessI'm not on my toes as much as
I should be because I ignored ita lot. Time's a reflection, like
if somebody's leaving and it's raining,the light will reflect off the concrete and

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set off the motion sensors. Isthey're not so annoying. It's a bit
annoying, and I feel like itmakes you worried for no reason. You
could snooze for thirty minutes if itwas happening, like say the sun glare
keeps blowing up Tanner he it'll popup and say snooze for thirty if you
know. No, when me,I'd snooze it. And then that's right
when. Yeah, and then ahalf hour of the most brutal home tree

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you've ever had, someone walks rightout with like my entire refrigerator. Yeah,
we got time. This guy snoozedfor thirty Yeah, yeah, that
would be me too. So anyway, that's how might weekend went, just
dealing with guarding the front door,guarding the front door, and just taking
care of chores. What about you? How do I know we're on baby
watch right now? Has everything withAmy? She's done so absolutely done with

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this. Yeah, she's ready tohave this baby. She's not fee I
mean, when you get this pregnant, you don't feel good. You know,
Like we read Awake yesterday and she'slike she was walking around for five
minutes. She's like, my feethave doubled inside. It's just not fair
when you got a little foot anda big baby. Yeah. So she's
done with it. But you knowwe're just we're just tapping the watch and

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the foot so close, so close. Yeah, and it's I mean,
it's so much panic. You know, we talked about this last week.
I still don't have a name,and it's not and that's not you know,
other people in my family are allyou're lying to us. You're just
lying to us. Yeah. AndI have kept it a secret from him
in the past because you know,there's a lot of chefs in the kitchen.
But right now, guys, isit is it essential that you have

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a name before the baby is born? Like is it something where oh,
you have the baby and you lookat it for the first time or her
for the first time and say,oh, this is definitely a Julie or
whatever. You know, But Ialso live in the real world that when
a baby is born they look terrible, but the baby comes out. But
then a month later, Yeah,well I named her because you know,

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so you gotta go with some Imean, I don't know, I gotta
have something in your mind. ButI do also know people who tell you
you absolutely could never name a babyuntil you see it. How are you
supposed to know, right, I'mlike, I don't know. Well,
on the baby watch continues, wewill find out if Amy's water breaks this
morning, day by day, orany morning. And you know, I

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was telling you guys yesterday when Isent you an email that the closer we
get to bacon and beer at theend of the week, the less I
want this baby to come right now, you know. So it's like either
come today or tomorrow, or don'tcome until Saturday morning. What if what
if she goes into labor bacon andbeer morning. It would be the worst

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case scenario because not only am Idoing that, I'm also hosting a mass
security event. It's also like thatwhole day I would let everybody know when
we're so far away too, youknow, take you an hour to get
back. Yeah, you know,so we're going on just a lot going
on. Yeah, just hoping thateither we hold tight or we do it
today. Okay, Well, wewill keep you proosted and when it happens

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you will find out. Later onthis morning, we've got tickets to go
see comedian Jeff Dunham used to doit at the Puppet Puppets rather like he's
really funny. Actually I saw himlive at the Modus Center a couple of
years ago. Really funny dude.And this week we've got tickets for the
first five rows, So fifth rowtoday, front row on Friday. Nice,
let's do this now now our brewNews update powered by invents Health Portland

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and OHSU Health partner. Here's LauraWell. Authorities are asking for help a
US fighter jet stealth abilities appear tobe working a bit too well. An
F thirty five went missing somewhere overSouth Carolina yesterday when the pilot ejected due
to some sort of mishap, whichwe didn't really know what this mishap was,

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but the pilot was taken to thehospital. He is in stable condition.
Now they just have to track downthis plane, which I'm assuming is
no longer in the sky, butthey have no idea where it is.
That's weird, I would assume,so but they don't know where when you
bounce normally, isn't that the endof the plane? Like, how about

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right below there? Somewhere right?It can have gone too far, I
don't know, but anyway, sohopefully they track this thing down. Oppenheimer
surpassed Bohemian Rhapsody at the global boxoffices past weekend to become the highest grossing
biopic of all time. Over theweekend, Oppenheimer made another twelve million dollars,
putting it at about nine hundred andtwelve million worldwide versus the nine hundred

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and ten million made by Bohemian Rhapsody. It is worth mentioning the one thing
they have in common is Rammy Malick. He is in both of those films,
so that's kind of a cool achievementfor him. And finally, this
could be cool. On October fourteenth, there's going to be an annular solar
eclipse moving over ports of Oregon andwash Shington. According to the Farmers Almanac,

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this annual eclipse is special because forviewers in some regions, including here
in Oregon, the moon's position isgoing to make the sun look like a
ring of fire in the sky.It's gonna happen fully above Eugene for a
few minutes in Portland. It won'tbe a full ring, but we should
get about eighty seven percent coverage,so we kind of need that. Could

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be cool, all right tomorrow Thosestories online now at one of five nine
the Brew Don Tom and now BrewSports ears Drew. Well, it was
a good weekend to be a partof the Pac twelve for the final season,
but every week seems to be moreof a reason why they should have

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stayed together. Why is that?Well, eight out of the twelve teams
in the Pac twelve are in thetop twenty five right now, and well,
it is crowded at the top ofthat list, with your usual schools
like Georgia, Michigan and exs uscIs in fifth, and then coming down
the line, you've got Washington,the Ducks, Utah and that's all in

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the top eleven. Then the Beabscoming in at fourteen, Colorado, Washington
State, and Ucla all making thelist. Now, the Ducks play Colorado
this week, which is going tobe a big needle mover in one direction
or the other. But one thing'sfor certain that if any of these Pack
twelve teams can hold it together andmake it through the season undefeated. They

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will pierce the bubble of that topcouple teams and likely see themselves in the
college football Playoff, which would bestrange And I'm totally rooting outside of my
own team for the Beavers. Howgreat would it be if they won their
first national championship ever as they've beenkicked out like the team not picked for
kickball. That would be magic.But there's a lot of games to win

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before we get there. But onething at a time. Another win for
the Ducks and Beabs. Over theweekend, the Dolphins last night in Sunday
Night Football, were on a missionto knock off the Patriots. This is
a rivalry game. Tom Brady andcompany just put it to him for a
good part of twenty years. Butlast night they had their foot on the
pedal out there in New England.But it was the Dolphins victorious. Afterwards,

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their star Tyreek Hill talked about howthis means a lot. It's like
it's personal. Oh yeah, it'spersonal, man, because I feel like
a lot of people, you know, kind of like take us for granted
and they feel like we're just likesome gimmick team, you know. On
offense and defense. And I feellike we got a real good chance on,

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you know, being a real goodcontender. You do have a chance
of being a contender if you canstay healthy. Some of the big names
that went down over the weekend,Joe Burrow aggravating that cap injury and say,
Quad Barkley was probably your workhorse foryour fantasy team, also hurts his
ankles, So you might want tomix things up if you do that thing.
There's a sport, thank you verymuch. Right coming up next,

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we're going to qualify somebody for thattrip to Vegas that we're giving away this
Friday morning at Bacon and Beer.Also coming up next, pet insurance is
a thing. Yeah, and Ihave here a list of really odd pet
insurance claims. Okay, as amatter of fact, that they're the weirdest
ones of the year, all right, some of the things that people would

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try to get money for. It'skind of it's kind of wild. We'll
share it with you. Coming upafter Evanescence A twenty five nine The Brew,
Tanner, Drew and Laura get yourvoice heard using the talk back feature
on the iHeart radio ad downloaded forfree and send Tanner Drew and Laura a
message. Now we want to hearfrom you this morning. If you are

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headed to bacon and beer on Friday, are you taking a day off?
Are you you know you called insick because you don't have any more days
off? What's the plan? I'malways blown away too with and it's a
great and you know, no badideas. But the people like they're in
their work shirt, they're gonna dothe full bacon and beer and then they're
gonna dig in right to work withbuzz. Yeah, I mean, why

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not. It's better than the nooption? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's Friday morning. Gilgamesh Brewing inSalem. We're gonna qualify someone for that
trip to Vegas here in just aminute. So pet insurance is a thing
that people have for their pets.Yeah, I don't think I have pet
insurance for my two dogs. Ido not have pet insurance for my cats.
Usually it's like an older pet typeof scenario, unless you have like

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an accident prone animal. I alsofeel like it's something a really rich person
would do, and I would guessthat the coverage is trash. It's like
we all have dental right, quoteunquote dental you couldn't have like a massive
dental surgery. You couldn't fix multipleteeth with it. I feel like pet
insurance is in that same book,Like we wanted to cover a bunch,

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but even health insurance doesn't cover abunch. Yeah. I don't have pet
insurance. Maybe I should. Butinsurance firms nationwide have a now their finalist
for twenty twenty three's Hambone Award revealHambo Yeah, which actually highlights the most
like unusual pet insurance claims throughout theyear. And here I have a list

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of the most unusual pet insurance claimsfor twenty twenty three and which I've never
I never knew there was such athing called the Hambone Award, basically the
biggest you know bone heads. Yeah, him, You're such a ham such
I love him. Yeah, Cooper'slike that. Cooper got really excited.
I was vacuuming upstairs, and forsome reason, he always there's like a

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thousand balls upstairs. So I wasthrowing him down the stairwell and he was
kind of going crazy, and Ithrew one of them down and he uh
kind of like bounced down the stairsand he jumped off like the second stair
went like six steps. You're gonnaneed some dog insurance. And then he
landed on the hardwood floor and hekind of did the splits land on the

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stomach. I'm like, bro,you gotta calm down. You're gonna hurt
yourself because you've had that. Youboth had to deal with mystery vet bills.
You know, it's just like havingkids. You gotta pay those bills.
So if it was efficient, itwould be nice to have. But
you know, the people who havepet insurance are like you. You think
you know the really rich woman whomoved from New York down to Miami.
She lives in a fancy compea.Her little pookie got sick, little white

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ball of fluff. That's like,yeah, it's got three cancers, but
she's keeping it alive. For somereason. It only eats high end wegu
to dinner. Yeah it was aroyal royal pen in the ass. But
I feel like those are the peoplewho've got pet insurance. I don't know,
do you have pet insurance? Noteven ninety seven is our lazy boy
text line. But here are someof these strangest claims for twenty twenty three.
The Handbone Award nominees. One ofthem goes to a pet that actually

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This year's finalist includes Giles, aNew York cad who closed itself into a
folding couch. Oh okay, andI can see that you know that thing
that spring? Yeah? Yeah,that could be problematic apparently. The Hambone
Award named an honor of a dogthat ates an entire holiday ham Oh,
well, stuck in a refrigerator.That makes it while stuck in get stuck

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in there and it's like, well, I'm here, I might as well
eat. That's as full animal.So. Other nominees include a Californy dog
that ran into a set of metalbleachers while chasing a ball. That sounds
like something my dog would do.Yeah, hitting a bleacher, which I've
run into a bleacher as a kid. The side of it. That's not
a good field anyone. Sonny isa labrador who managed to shimmy his crate

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five feet across the room so hecould eat three cell phone charger cables.
Oh who's the bigger loser, thedog or the guy who can't charge it?
No? I can't. Yeah,and now I can't call the vet.
Yeah, and you're passing a cord. I don't know we're both having
a beat. Yeah, so Iguess it's twelve different finalists. And by

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the way, all these animals didmake a full recovery from their injuries.
They're not gonna just laugh. Andthen he didn't make it r I p
smiley, Ye who eats. Ifigured that, like, if you're gonna
if your pet does die, maybeaward is something I do want, something
to remember him by. Something.Here lies the clutziest. It's ridiculous animal,

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but I love them. But thewinning pet will be awarded with the
Handbone Award trophy, as well asa gift card and a donation and its
name to a pet charity chosen bythe which is pretty neat silver lining.
The second third place finalists will receivea prize for a charity donation, the
company said, And voting is openright now through the twenty second Oh cool,
see you can go and vote forthe clutziest Animal. Yeah, that's

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great, that's great. The HandboneAward, the All hand Bone Hambone.
So all right, coming up ina few minutes, we're going to find
out what's trending. We're gonna getyou some Jeff Dunham tickets. Coming up
in an hour. By the way, it's tickets for the first five rows
all week long. Oh that's great, right now that let's qualify someone for
our Vegas trips. Do it becauseBacon and Beer is Friday, y'all.
You believe it's coming up so fast, super excited. It's going down in

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Salem, the very first Bacon andBeer we've ever done in Salem, and
depending on how it goes, itcould be the last. Yeah show it
don't blow it in good play.Everyone shows up, gets free bacon,
and someone's gonna walk away with afree trip to Las Vegas to see Awakening
at the win. The party isfree and open to anyone. We are
asking if you can to bring downthree cans of food to help out the
people of Salem. But if youwant to win the trip, you have

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to be a finalist, and we'regonna put you on the list right now.
Callers ten through fifteen, eight,six, six, four, four,
five, one oh five coming upon tomorrow's show. You know,
fellas, it always seems like ladieswant to point out our bad habits,
but what about their bad habits?We'll go down a list of bad habits
at guys Hate Coming up around eightam plus. We're trying to get you
in to see Jeff Donehem. We'vegot your fourth row tickets at seven thirty

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and Bacon and Beer's on Friday.If you want to win that trip to
Las Vegas. We'll be qualifying peopleall morning long. You're listening to Tanner,
Drew and Laura. Now here's what'strending. All right, When you
get a chance, go check outthe website one of five nine to brnock.
Come, especially if you're lonely andyou need a friend. Tannerdo and
Laura's dog of the week is posted, and he's handsome. Oh what's his

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name? Let me pull a pictureupreal quick because I just had it.
He is named Andy. Andy.I love dogs with human names. Come
look at this picture. Andy isa seventy pounds Oh my gosh, lab
And look at that Andrews got like'snot the most adorable thing. He's got

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like a little white snoot. He'sgot that cute. They say that he's
great with kids, he's great withother animals. He is a perfect family
dog. So go check out ifhe's right for you and your family.
At one to five nine the brewdot Com. I do like dogs with
human names. I thought about naminga dog mark or something like that,
like Mark or like Steve. Youknow, you never see a dog named
Steve. I had a friend whonamed for their dog Phil, and I

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just thought it was the best thing. That's great. One day I will
have a pug and I'm gonna namehim Doug. Oh, I like it,
dog the pug. Someday we'll havemyself a pug. Is there ugly
cute? You know? Yeah?Laura thinks they're hideous and it's not my
favorite breed, but you know,they're still cute. Their face looks like
that tar they used to put itin the cracks of the streets. Yeah.

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Yeah. Also on nine one fivenine, the brdat common video is
going viral of a very classy woman. She is this is a dancer,
okay, and she's being arrested forfor DUI sure, okay. And during
the arrest she's just malving off.Oh yeah. So at one point she's
she she dares the cop to tasteher because she's kinky. She likes that

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kind of you want to I'm intothat stuff, mister officer. Yeah,
and you can tell the officers hadit. Let me play a little clip
because he's just like, can youjust not dumped on? Yeah, poor
guy, it course it's a female. White Now get your leg in the
car. Listen, handsome man,Get your like in the car, you

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fool, get your foot in thecar. Just stop. Can take it
off? No, leave it on, Leave it on, Grace, just
stop. You want to taste?No do it. Stay in the blue
box, I key, stay inthe blue box, Grace. She's out
of her mind. Just it's juststay in the box, ma'am, ma'am.

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It reminds me of those like housecamswhere the husband is at the house
and the wife comes home from girlsnight and she's had all the shard nay.
I mean he's talking to her likethey are in their own living room,
like Grace to Grace, you're actinglike your mother. This is why
you don't drink white wine. Youknow it. Go check out that video

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one of five nine for dot comand so much more. All right,
coming up around seven thirty fifth rowtickets to go see comedian Jeff Dunham.
He's he's probably the only guy whocan make puppets funny, right, I
mean, really, if you wantto go seven thirty listen to when we've
got tickets for the first five rowis all this week and another chance at
one of five nine the product gun. It's one to five nine the brew
Tanner Drew and want to chime intext Tanner Drew and Laura anytime I'm a

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lazy boyd text line and at nineeight one nine seven year awaken up But
Tanner, Drew and Laura Bacon andBeer Friday morning at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem.
If you've never been to a baconand beer before, this is the
one to hit up, especially ifyou're in Salem. I mean, for

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goodness sakes, our first time everup being in Salem. I keep wanting
to call it s town, butI says that can start the tread.
It doesn't even sound good. Idon't know why it's popping in my mind.
I'm trying to come up with aname for Salem. Is there a
nickname? I don't know for Salem. They how about the cap, the
cap, the chop capital under thecap. Then in the nightlife and maybe

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we're the beginning of it. Willjust do it. It's six so far.
The Cap is the one to beat, all right. Friday is where
we're gonna be the cap actually beingI feel like that could be at least
the name of a bar in Salem. It would be great. Yeah,
and I get and you know,maybe the next Gilgamesh will be the cap.
They're welcome. Come on now becauseeveryone who shows up gets free bacon.

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We have a ton of prizes togive away, including a lot of
concert tickets to shows like Adam Sandlerand many more. And someone's gonna walk
away with that trip to Las Vegas. Yeah, to see Awakening at the
Wind. It's gonna be awesome.And you know, it's also the time
where, you know, because wetalk about Salem, but wood Burns normally
a long drive to hear Kaiser's along drive to hear. But if down

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there, all of a sudden you'rerolling out of bed and you're right at
the door. Yep. Yeah,I'm feeling all those surrounding cities. No
excuses, no excuses, Friday morning, come on out. We're gonna qualify
more people for that trip to LasVegas coming up in a little bit.
We did get a talkback message fromsomebody through the iHeart radio app. Hey,
good morning, brew crew. Ijust gotta say head insure is the

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way to go just a gaze.You have a clumsy dog like myself,
or a dog that could have problemsright out of the gate just because of
the breed. It does cover quitea bit of stuff, especially if you
have a major surgery. All right, guys, have a good day.
So in the last segment, we'retalking about pet insurance and the weirdest claims
made of twenty twenty three like this. Actually it was all started because of
a dog that got stuck in arefrigerator and ate an entire ham so they

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called it the hambone Award. Can'tsay that I blame the guy, you
know, but I don't have petinsurance. Laura's got two cats, she
doesn't have pet insurance. And thisguy's saying it's it's definitely worth something you
should get. Yeah, isn't itfunny that there is a pet insurance claim
for that dog in the fridge?So, like I want to note,
did the dog go to the hospitalfor hypothermia or did the dog go to
the hospital because it was salted nearlyto death? Maybe a little bit from

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column, a little bit from Columby. Yeah, but that's very good.
Maybe I'll look into a pet insurance. I don't know, it's give me
that expensive. No, you havethree pets? Can you do ones?
Do you have to do each oneagain? Bundle it up like I can't
hoot? And yeah, because Ihave family health insurance. I could have
thirty kids and it's family health.And that's true. There's got to be

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something. And see A Flow hasgot some sort of Yeah, I'm sure
she can deal you in. Didyou guys hear about the the TSA in
Miami? Oh? Yeah, stealingpeople's stuff, So you gotta it's a
sketchy you know, when you goto the airport, you expect to you
expect some people to be sketchy,you know, you know obviously around your
luggage. You want to make surenobody's you know, around your luggage being

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sketchy or trying to take it fromthe carousel when it's you know, when
you land. But you don't thinkabout the staff at the airport being the
sketchy ones. You think that whenyou hand them your bag, because they
do take it away from you,but they're going to be professional. I
at least hope, I at leasthope anyway, But apparently a couple of
TSA agents in Miami. We're caughtgoing above and beyond what was required for

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them after surveillance of footage caught themallegedly stealing at least six hundred dollars in
cash along with some items from someunexpecting traveler. Oh my gosh, Jose
Gonzalez who's twenty years old, andGod in Heaven Laborus Williams l A b
A r r i U S LaborsLaborus william to me, okay, they

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were caught on camera allegedly rifling throughpassengers bags while they were lined up to
go through an X ray machine.Gonzalez and Williams, along with the co
worker Elizabeth Fuster, who's twenty twoyears old, were arrested the following month.
Over there's a camera. This wasnot even this was like through the
security checkpoint. This was not eventhe checked baggage. So they were doing

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it real quick. I guess yeah, because the bags are because we're always
worried about making sure we get ourwallets from the tray and taking our shoes
off and tying our shoes again,were just rifling through their stepold or stupid.
Yeah, I can't figure it outbecause I was thinking the whole time
that they would be behind closed doors. But they're right there. You have

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the PDX airport, They're they're sittingright there. But I'm never paying attention
to no me either. There aretimes where they've decided to take my bag
and put it through again, andso I have to stand there a little
longer and I'll watch them, butthey're they're just kind of sitting there looking
looking at a screen. I don'talways see a lot. I don't know
when there would be time for themto take your bag away and look through
it, unless you know, Isee when they rummage through it, right

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when they're like, hey, wegotta call you over here because we're gonna
look through your bag. Well,they must have done that when the person
wasn't standing right next because I'm alwaywhen they rummage my bag, I'm always
standing over here and I'm like,really, we're gonna take that all of
it? Oh my god, right, because you could at least pack it
back up the way I had it. Man, they do it to me
all the time because I'm a painin the ass and I bring like piles

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of vegan protein bars and stuff,and they think I'm up to something because
all this, well, what's insidethese things a little cocaine. It's like
you're doing a lot to disguise whatI think, it's what they're thinking.
I'm like, nah, I justI just like them when I was a
kid, and I don't I don'tdo this anymore. But when I was
a kid, I had somebody Iput a lock on my suitcase, one
of those little tiny little locks whatever. You could pry it off with anything.

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But when I was traveling from Oregonto Texas, once somebody went through
it and stole some things out ofmy suitcase. It probably was like eleven
or twelve, and ever since then, I was paranoid about it. So
I put my dirty underwear right onthe top. Yeah, it's not a
bad idea. So when they openedup the suitcase, and this is back
when I was rocking tidy whitey,oh yeah, shouldn't opened that up.
And then they come with a warto just be like like someone wrapped a

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chocolate bar and a piece of whitecloth. Yeah, if you're willing to
steal under the skid mark, gofor it. Yeah. So nobody messed
with my stuff after that, Sonext time you travel enough, But you're
dirty stuff right on the top,maybe they won't go through it. I'm
not gonna want to rummage through somebody'sdirty underwear. I mean some people might.
Some people might. That might besome people's things. It's not feel
proof. But if my jewelry rightunder that ski, it's just a deterrent,

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you know what I mean. It'sa good way to say you're gonna
lose thirty percent of the criminals straightoff the bat having like, oh,
what a psycho next? I justlike to put a dead fish on top,
just to it works. Yeah,given an f time, it smells
about the same, smell pretty rottenas you're backpacking through Europe. But everything
we'll protect your money back Times ninetyone nine sevens a lazy boy text line,

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Jeff Donnan Ticket and now through sportsEars drew well wild weekend in sports
as the PAC twelve came through huge, landing eight teams in the top twenty
five after just doing what they needto do. And that's making a statement.

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It's kind of brutal. It's it'slike knowing that you and the girlfriend
are gonna make We're gonna break upat the end of our senior year with
God, we're having a ton offun right now, but guaranteed, the
day after we graduate, we're nevergoing to talk to each other again.
It's a strange way to break up, but at least right now the post
the other end of that honeymoon phasethat we're in, that moment before you
leave summer camp. It's working outfor now as Washington State, UCLA,

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Colorado, Oregon State, Oregon.You to Washington and USC all in the
top twenty five, and USC willplay Notre Dame in a top ten matchup
this weekend, and also Oregon againstColorado. Keep your eye on that as
Dion's big mouth will turn towards Eugeneand we'll see what he has to say
moving on or moving forward. Also, there was lots of NFL football going

(29:19):
on yesterday. You'll get a doubleheaded tonight, but more about that.
In about an hour yesterday, oneof the worst beats in a long time
of the Niners up ten with fourseconds left, the Rams have the ball,
They run up, spiked the ballto try and win the game and
to try and cover the spread.They do cost me four hundred dollars and

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I watched the internet explode. Irarely see the Twitter sphere, but I
went there just to watch the hatemade me feel better about losing last night
though. The New England Patriots feltmy pain as the Dolphins knocked him off.
Where they say it's all turned personal, it's it's personal. Oh,

(30:03):
year is personal, man, becauseI feel like a lot of people,
you know, kind of like takeus for granted, and they feel like
we're just like some gimmick team,you know, on offense and defense,
and I feel like we got areal good chance on, you know,
being a real good contender. We'regonna see about that contender's status, but
right now they look good as thePatriots oh and two, they're two and
oh and a double header tonight.We'll talk about in an hour. There's

(30:25):
just sports. How much you sayyou lost this weekend? Four hundred and
something, Well, I wouldn't play. Would have been four hundred and some
dollars if they just they lost anyway. I know somebody on that coaching staff
had the spread. You're not theonly one who lost out on some money
this week and drew. This guy'son the phone, Jonathan Jonathan, what
happened, bro? Yes, sir, Drew. My pain will make you

(30:48):
feel better, all right, DoghardBiking stands like you. Last year they
were down thirty three zero to theColts, and I wanted I didn't put
I wanted to put five bucks down. You know, they came back and
won that game, and I've beenregretting it ever since this year. Yesterday
I got a hair up my butt. The Giants were down twenty one zero,
the Commanders were down seventeen zero,and the Niners were down seven.

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Going October fast, I figured Iput ten bucks on a parley. Did
it go to the o FST.I looked it up real quick, just
to get a check on it.And they're offering me someone must have scored.
They're offering me two hundred and twentyone bucks to buy back my ten
dollars. Bet, I do it. I'm gonna take it. And then
I get back home, you know, an hour later, and I look
up the scores to see that everysingle one of those teams came back and

(31:29):
won, and my bet would havepaid four grand. Off man, you
know, at least you made twohundred twenty dollars. Yeah, you tell
it? That burns right? Yeah? So you like my wife? Shut
up? Okay, you can't thinkabout it. Bro, it's gonna make
you crazy. I know, Iknow, it's never it's never gonna happen
again. And you know four grand, especially now if you go a long

(31:52):
way. But yeah, yeah,so watch she's never gonna do that again.
And now it's never this is nevergonna happen again. I'm all about
that ten dollars bet throw your hailMary. Look you seem to be pretty
good at it. Do it nextweek. He sounds like a bean gist,
is this guy? Hey? Iput it to all bet down with
don't fast. Was no big deal, you know, Yeah, checked in
on my money, grabbed my twohundred, hopped up, put most of
it right back in. Well,good luck next week. And all right

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bro, Yeah, hey, SeanMcVeigh cost me one hundred and thirty bucks
on the same things through on thatfield. Go what I swear to god
A review league review makes sense?All right, thanks Jonathan, We appreciate
the call. All right. Comingup next, we are gonna play the
Wake Up Showdown. Four tickets togo see Jef Dunham. Not just any
tickets, but these are tickets forthe fifth row. Nice you get tickets

(32:34):
for the first five rows all week, fifth row today, fourth row tomorrow,
all the way up to first rowon Friday. We need callers ten
and eleven. Right now. You'regonna answer basic tribute questions. It's really
easy stuff third fourth and fifth gradetribute. You know this stuff. Eight
six, six, four four fiveone zero five nine. We'll play.
Coming up right after Ozzie. It'sTanner, Drew and Laura on the breath.

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You're way get up with Tanner Drewand Lord Tanner Drew. Of course,
you're streaming video in real time onlineat one of five nine to the
brew dot com, or you canfind us on our socials at one of
five nine to Brew or at TannerDrew and Laura. That's on Instagram,
Facebook, TikTok. Check them allout. Now let's play this game,

(33:20):
Dan now, Tanner Drew and lowRose Wake up, showdown. Listeners to
your corners all right, all thisweek. Tickets for the first five rows
for Jeff Dunham. Fifth row ticketstoday, fourth row to mall or tomorrow
all the way up to front rowon Friday, which I guess we're giving
those away at Bacon and Beer.Front row tickets to Jeff Unham Friday morning,

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Bacon. So we are gonna readoff some very easy tribute questions.
These are, you know, third, fourth and fifth grade tribute questions.
You should know the answers to thisstuff. If you don't, there's there's
some there's an issue problems going on. So when you gotta move quick,
maybe you're you're aged brain might needa little bit of kickstarting. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Let's meet ourcontestants this morning, calling from Vancouver.

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His name is Noah. Good morning, Noah mor marning to you, Good
sir. How's it in the couptoday? Let's good? Good, all
right, all right, Let's meetyour opponent. He's also calling from Vancouver.
His name is Nate. What's happeningNate? Good morning and doing great?
All right, great Nate, theGreat Nate. Did I ask how

(34:30):
he's doing? I don't think so, just offered he's volunteered that information.
All right, guys, are youready because Laura's got a bunch of questions
for you here and yep, I'mgonna see how this goes. All right,
I forget how I say this game. Are you ready for the showdown?
This is what I say. Idon't know, I think it's been
so long. Oh, that's right. You gotta screaming name loudly and clearly

(34:51):
to buzz yourselves in the first oneof three is the winner? Are you
ready for the showdown? Being intothe shotgun sound effect? That's right,
here we go. Okay, it'sbeen a while. What is the big
planet in the Solar system? No? Noah? Correct? What color is
a giraffe's tongue? Nate? Natepurple. I'll accept that answer, black,

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but I could see how it wouldbe purple because it does look it
does look purple ish. I'm notsure if that counts. I'm gonna I
get the guy, I get tocall the shot, so I say,
that's correct. How many continents arethere? Late? Nate? Twenty three?

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That is incorrect. How many continentsare there? Noah? Would you
like a shot at that? Whathave you said? Long? No?
No? There are seven Mother ofGod mother seven seven of them. I

(36:07):
mean, oh, yeah, youguys forgot about the bakers. Doesn't on
the back side, right back behindAustralia. It's one to one, alright,
what weekend Superman? No, Natecrypt the night That is correct?
Two to one, Nate. Howmany lives are cats said to have no.

(36:30):
Oh. Well at the same time, so they got we're gonna flip
a coin. We'll let We'll letNate call it head your tails, heads,
it's tails, all right? Noah? Nine, that is correct.
Two? How many legs does aspider have? No, I heard Nates

(36:50):
by a hair that's air is eight? But Nate, where you go?
He thing bonged his way through it. One guy said twenty three continents,
another said thirteen contents a moment they'rethinking colonies. Maybe I don't know.
I don't know what the hell Ilove how And the guy who said thirteen

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got a good laugh off the otherguy and then dropped a thirty bomb.
The sixth mystery continents, Well,there you go, there you go.
We're all learning this morning. Whichis a Nate who won Congratulations you just
got yourself fifth row tickets to JeffDunham. Well, that show's coming up
at the Colosseum on February eighth.Oh, should be good times. Yeah,

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and he'll be happy to know whenhe does his world travels somebody,
it's gonna be a lot less travel. I can't wait to visit all twenty
three continents. It's because it takea bit. It's gonna be real disappointed
when he gets to seven. Andthat's all. There. You get a
piece of dirt from all twenty threecontinents Jars on the show. All right,
guys, hang on the fur noour brew news update powered by Adventist
Health Portland and o HSU Health partner. Here's Laura Well. Russell Brand is

(38:01):
in a bit of trouble. Hehas been accused of sexual assault by four
women. They say the attacks occurredbetween the years of two thousand and six
and twenty thirteen, kind of atthe height of the Russell Brand era,
if you will. But he posteda video on Friday denying the allegations.
He admitted that he was promiscuous duringthose days, but he said everything he

(38:22):
did was always absolutely consensual. Theseallegations pertained to the time when I was
working in the mainstream, when Iwas in the newspapers all the time,
when I was in the movies,and as I've written about extensively in my
books, I was very, verypromiscuous. Now, during that time of
promiscuity, the relationships I had wereabsolutely always consensual. So there you go.

(38:43):
We will see what happens to oldRussell authorities are asking for our help
a US fighter jets stealth abilities.I guess they're working a bit too well
right now. And F thirty fivewent missing somewhere over South Carolina yesterday.
The pilot actually ended up ejecting somesort of mishap. We don't know what
that mishap is, but they don'tknow where the plane went, so they're

(39:05):
asking for the public's help. Hey, if you've seen this F thirty five,
please give us a heads up becauseit seems to have gone missing.
It's probably in the ocean, youwould imagine that's probably it's it's floating somewhere
off the coast of North or SouthCarolina. But hopefully they can track that
down. And finally, today it'sa very special day. It's National Cheeseburger
Day. And if you hit upMcDonalds Mickey D's are throwing down fifty cent

(39:30):
double cheeseburgers all day today today.Only. The only thing to keep in
mind you must order through the app. But if you do that fifty cents,
we'll get you double cheese. Checkthat out, all right, A
lot of people are gonna be snackingcheeseburgers today. Oh yeah, thank you
very much. Coming up next,we are going to talk about this woman

(39:51):
who decided to scatter her brother's ashesin a very public place, probably not
the best place to scatter ashes,which leads us to a of the worst
places to scatter a loved one's ashes. All right, we will share that
with you. Coming up in afew minutes. We're also going to qualify
more people for that free trip toLas Vegas that we're given away Friday morning
at Bacon and Beer that's going downat Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. Get all

(40:14):
the Get Fun one to five ninepredot com. We'll qualify some more people
here in about thirty minutes ten.You're listening at ten or Drew and Laura
check in with the show anytime ateight six six four four five one oh
five nine. Scattering a loved one'sashes? Have you ever had to do

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it? And when you did scatterthose ashes, where'd you do it at?
Like maybe off the side of acliff? Or did you ride the
ferrest will at Oaks Park and justthrow them over the side on two rows?
Kids down there, some cotton cansprinkle, sprinkle, Yeah. Do
you do a little at a timeor you just throw a big old dust

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bomb, aren't you. Maybe youwent to the Organ coast, which is
a beautiful place, and so youknow, maybe that was their favorite spot
and you scattered their ashes right therein the coast. Sure maybe, yes,
I was gonna say, I feellike scattering ashes in the right environment
is kind of cool, but thereare definitely lots of wrong environment. Yeah,
and this is one of those places. This is an awful place to
scatter ashes. This woman was seenon video. I guess the video on

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viral and TikTok, because that's whereeverything ends up these days. Yeah,
but she's she sparked outrage on socialmedia after she was filmed spreading her brother's
ashes in a public pool. Ohno, wow, Why people are there
and the pool swimming in it?Kids are there and everything, and she's
just seems sprinkling the sprinkling away likeit's salt on a stay. Is there

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a reason not? Like? Didhe enjoy going to the pool? Was
he a swimmer? Like? What'swhat's the backstory? The spinny? The
slide over there and I left?You really loved the diving bullard members that
time they cleared the pool because thekid crapped. It's poor memory stuff.
Yeah right, So in the videoshe can be seen, you know,
smiling and just laughing it off andwalking away from it after after she sprinkled

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and she actually the caption is justme sprinkling my brother about the pool.
Oh my god. It is justinteresting. It's a mistake on multiple levels.
First of all, not fairer tothe group, right, like,
and there's some kids having like likehis birth his fourth birthday party at the
pool. Yeah. Yeah, andthere's all these kids are mouth gape and
they're getting chlorine and dead man.Yeah, so that pools filled with urine,

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uh mouth, you know, spitfrom all the kids. And then
and then and now it's just humanremains. No big deal, No big
deal. But the other part ofit is like, She'm on you for
dropping it off at a place thatis not going to be there anymore.
It's going into a pool filter that'llbe scooped out, smashed into a garbage
can, driven to a dump.Yes, that's what you just did to

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your loved one. So where's where'sthe weirdest place you ever scattered some ashes?
I actually have a list here ofthe ten strangest places ashes have ever
been scattered? Some of them areactually kind of neat. Some of them
are just you're not gonna have themoney to do it. You're just there
for billionaires and rich people. Yeah. I like the non windy beach like
that type of a thing. Yeah, you see on me you scattered the
ash out. The wind blows andblows that ashes, right, say,

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non windy beach. It reminds meof the scene. And what beach is
not windy? Not our beach.No, that's true. Yeah, ours
are definitely breezy. But it's likethat scene in The Big Lebowski where all
those ashes just blow right back.It's in my mouth. I got Grandpa
in my mouth. Uh. Wegot a list here that I'll go over
in just a second. But letme go to the phones here eight sixty
six four four five one oh fivenine. You can also shoot us a

(43:37):
text message on a lazy Boy textline at nine seven. All right,
standards you and Laura, good morning, good morning, Yes, what's up?
Yeah? My dad was a hugeCardinal band and I all the way
to set Lawrence Street, Louis Cardinalbaseball game and waited for the game to

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get over, and I snuck downto the field and I spread his ashes
out and push stayed him and leftfeel and luckily blown in so I didn't
get any in my mind. That'sgreat, that's good. That's actually a
really neat thing for dad. Youknow, right there on the on the
diamond. How'd you manage to getget down there? Because I'd imagine that's
frowned upon. Well, I waited. I waited for everyone to leave,

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and then me and my girlfriend.He saw the security guards weren't paying attention
until we snuck down the left fieldand got where I could stand on the
fence, and then I gave itthe point kiss and then just blew it
out into the field. So mustfeel forever. That's pretty cool. I
just imagine the lawn keeper whoever drivingover him with a lawnmower later and it

(44:43):
just like blows off all of There'sno chance he gets to stay long term,
but maybe just long enough for hissoul to like grab a spot,
yeah in left field. Thanks dude, that's a pretty cool that's a pretty
cool. Yeah, I don't.I would imagine you would. I would
too, you know, that's prettyemotional. I think it's cool that he
flew all the way there and goton the diamond. That's that's pretty neat.

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Yeah, I got so. Igot here a list of the weirdest
places that ashes have been scattered.I'll go through it real quick. In
two thousand and seven, of course, Rolling Stones guitarist apparently admitted that he
snorted. He snorted a loved one. Oh no, yeah, he says.
The strangest thing I ever tried tosnort my father. I snorted my
father. He was cremated, andI couldn't resist grinding him up into a

(45:29):
little bit of blow Judge this guyall you want. No one's blowing that
away. They're blowing it in.I mean winds blowing in, baby,
And that's forever. You ever bouncedyour dad off your brain? I can't
say that I have. People haveput their their loved ones into diamonds.
Apparently life Jim can take the ashesof the departed loved one and convert it

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into a diamond. My friend justdid that. She's got a ring.
Wow, that's kind of her husband'sas sounds expensive, but it sounds kind
of neat. You know. Weput my grandpa on the wall yesterday.
This is a weird conversation. Buthe is in the wall. But I
don't know if i'd want to bein the wall like him and my grandma
are in the wall. They're dusted, but they're in the wall. I
think I want to be in thetree, Like do the tree, Like

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give me a little tree and hopefullyit survives, and then I'm the tree.
I'm gonna give you a shrub atleast be a long term BlackBerry bush.
Number for you. Number eight isonto a reef. If you're a
sea lover, eternal reefs can helpyou turn your remains into a permanent reef.
Okay, you do that. Youcould put it into a tattoo,

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Laura, might you might be interestedin something like that? Sure, yeah,
I didn't think about that. Youcan just put it in the ink.
I guess is there a way there'sgot to be I guess you put
in somehow. Yeah. Also onthis list is into space. I've heard
of what was it could do?From Star Trek Leonard Leonard? Is that
who it is? Isn't he gotlaunched in? Somebody launched in space?
I want to be in the trunkof that tesla that's up there. Yeah?

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Yeah, like what is this andwho's this guy? Uh? See
Star Trek creator Jean Roddenberry's ashes wentinto orbits on the same flight as this
other person, Timothy Leary. Okay, so there you go. That's kind
of end from the acid trips.That guy never came down. Number five
is out of a shotgun. Apparentlyyou can put yourself in a like a
like a like a shotgun shell andthat, I mean, that's kind of

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cool. But like you, ifyou're a hunter or whatever, you're like,
I mean, took down that elk. Yeah, I guess if I
do. Oh yeah, but ifyou know it would happen, you'd get
one bullet at me and that theperson would miss and the leg and I
think just limps away. Yeah,he's a little guy. There was only
one bullet. Number four is ontoa frisbee. Apparently you can be have

(47:44):
your ashes put into a frisbee.Number three is into a pringles can.
This guy named Frederick Bauer, uhsaid, apparently in nineteen sixty six,
so no, sorry, he inventedthe pringles can. And then he did
he get bare eat in one.Yes, he did. When he died
in two thousand and eights, theyput his ashes in his prinkles can.

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That's a great, great shape.For ashes too. Yeah, that's kind
of a bar though breakdown. Thatmakes sense. Yeah, so then do
you bury the Pringles can or putit on your account because I can imagine
somebody like opening up the yeah,putting their hand in there, thinking they're
going to be getting some sour creamand onion pringles was I was gonna say
it had to be in the greenone, right, saur gream and onion
is probably what he went to thegraven of course, ano they're on the

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You could put your ashes into afirework and have that shot in the sky
and finally into a comic book comic, I guess so when a long time
Marvel Comics editor Mark Greenwald died innineteen ninety six, they mixed his ashes
into the paint. So same thing, probably with the ink for the tattoo.
You can get it in there,get the darkness. Yeah, where

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did you scatter your loved ones?Ashes? Eight six, six, four,
four five one up five nine andnow Bruce sports ears drew Hello.
While there is a lot of footballbing banging around college on Saturday, pros
yesterday and then of course a doubleheader tonight, but that college action working

(49:14):
out for the back twelve and alot of people that I know who are
fans of just about any of theteams are so bitter and butt hurt that
we're now finally clicking as a conferenceas eight of the twelve teams are in
the top twenty five. That's thehighest clip of anybody in the land.
But don't worry, we're all gonnabreak up at the end of the year
and it's gonna be a thing.But keep your eye on Colorado coming to

(49:37):
town. Take on the Ducks overthe weekend and the big Mouth and I'm
guessing we'll start this afternoon. Maybeby tomorrow Dion will have come up with
an imaginary reason to hate the Ducksand I'll tell you all about it.
Also, the Dolphins last night gettingsweet revenge against the New England Patriots,
who just had their number for thebetter part of two decades. Last night,

(49:58):
Tyreek Hill not covering the yards pergame, which I needed for cash,
but he did score touchdown and routeto the victory, and afterwards talked
about his hate for the Patriots.It's like day, it's personal. All
year is personal, man, becauseI feel like a lot of people,
you know kind of like take usfor granted. And they feel like we're

(50:20):
just like some gimmick team, youknow, on offense and defense. And
I feel like we got a realgood chance on, you know, being
a real good contender. Now they'regood, But pump the brakes. It's
two games. I mean, anybodycan self destruct at this point. A
lot of paper champions coming in tonight, doubleheaders, Saints and Panthers, Browns
and Steelers. It's a tough oneto call. I like the Saints and

(50:42):
the Browns to cover three points andtwo points. The Steelers, though,
do play well under the lights.Is it a changing of guard there?
We will find out. There's thesupport, all right. We're gonna qualify
more people for that free trip toLas Vegas that we're giving away Friday morning
at Bacon and Beer here in afew minutes Before that, though, we
want to know where did you scatteryour loved one's ashes? Was it in
a weird place like this woman whoscattered her brother's ashes in a public pool

(51:07):
with people swimming in it? Eightsix, six, four four five one
oh five nine. Your calls andtexts coming up right after staying I want
to chime in text Tanner, Drewand Laura anytime. I'm a lazy boyd
text line at nine eight one nineseven year awaken up but Tanner, Drew
and Laura. All Right, Sothis woman was seen in a TikTok video

(51:36):
scattering her brother's ashes in a publicpool with people there. Kids are running
around, people are having you know, their their their their pool days,
birthday parties. And she's scattering ashesin the public pool. What was she
thinking? Like? Did she justfigure that the chlorine would just clean everything
so it didn't matter. Yeah,I don't know what she was thinking.
I don't think she was thinking.Probably not. I was at a public

(51:58):
pool, city pool to weeks ago, and it's gross enough, right,
Like when if you were to seesomebody dumping ashes in there, I feel
like that would be a big boosession. Right. So, where is
the strangest place you've ever scattered anyashes or the most inappropriate place? I'm
trying to think of an inappropriate placeI've never scattered ashes. So I don't

(52:21):
know that mall bathroom. Oh God, just spits a place you spent a
little time. Got a couple oftexts and messages on our lazyable text line
at eight nine seven. Someone saysI scattered my mom's ashes at the beach
and Manzanita. Oh nice, isn'tthat nice? You're right though, you
gotta get you gotta get a windcheck and you can't be letting it hit
your right in the dome. Yeah, I guess you know. An inappropriate

(52:45):
place might be Oaks Park or somethinglike we've mentioned earlier, throwing the ashes
off the side of the fairstwheel rollercoaster or something. Yeah, like if
you're in the front of the rollercoaster, somebody else just get oh gods
in my eyes. Then your finalresting place is simply at the base of
the ferris wheel. Yeah, forever. And it's seasonal, so it also

(53:06):
has a very dark times. Let'ssee. We got some text messages on
our lazy Boy text line at nineeight one ninety seven, so people had
to say we're a brew crew.The worst place of spread ashes definitely a
cliff side. Here's why. Spreadthose ashes off the side of the cliff
and the wind picks it up andbrings it right back into your face.

(53:30):
My dad passed when I was twelve, and then when I finally moved out
here to Washington, we went upto Stevenson and I spread them on the
coast of the river. It wasactually pretty nice, and just threw them
all into the water, wash themfloat away. We put my buddies ashes
in a pot plant, in thesoil of a pot plant once. M

(53:54):
it's awesome. So you can smokeyour bud after a while. Oh we're
buds forever smokes. But what straightis this? It's Dennis eight six six
four four five one five nine caseybeef water baby. You know you've had
a lot of people pass your life. Have you ever had to scatter any
of those ashes? My father inlaw. I scattered my father in law

(54:15):
up in the river and clickitat wasthat direction or did you choose? Yeah?
No, it was his direction.That's what That's where he wanted to
be. So it was just Ithink just part of him though I think
part of him is going to getburied as well. But yeah, so
there was like a little uh,look like one of them confetti cannons you
see when they're reveal. Yeah,really launch That sounds kind of launching,

(54:36):
but it's the same type of likepaper container and then you just tear it.
See I'd like it. I wantto be putting something and actually has
confetti mean too, like the littleparty, everybody gets one totally no.
Imagine you're having a gender reveal andyou're going to be spreading someone's hashes,
but you get the cannons mixed up, and at the gender reveal you end
up Grandpa. I like this idea. You know, everyone goes out to

(55:00):
the driveway after cake, and youguys all do a little celebratory you know,
finger explosion. But just say twoglasses on, kids, we're about
to go out here and scatter Grandpa. We got another text message on a
Lazy Boy text line from nine one, eight five. This one says,
my dad grew up on and lovedthe Colorado River in Arizona, So we

(55:20):
spread as ashes in the river.Nice and the river's cool. It's it's
the same idea as the ocean.It's like the back to nature. It
finds a way. Either that orit separates your soul into a million pieces,
never to be found again. Yeah, I'm not sure. Twenty one
says my sister and I spread mygrandmother's ashes in Vegas where they were doing
construction work. That's a great one. You know, they were putting in

(55:40):
a little concrete. I saw anopportunity. And I mean if they could
roll me with a steam roll orthat would be nice too. Yeah,
exactly. So now she's in thebase of the wind She got pounded that
concrete there for days. It's likea weird place to put grandma. Yeah,
well, you know she has abig good gambler. I'm gonna call
it a cop out. You're like, oh, should we take her up
to the balls? Should we goto the beach? Well, they are

(56:01):
building a windcow across the street.Yeah, would drop it in, baby,
that's for life. Nine zero eightfive says My wife's family spread her
grandfather's ashes at the Woman's Forum andCorbett. It would have been it would
have been a fantastic view. However, there were several people there and it
was summertime, so the ashes werespread and lady started screaming that there was

(56:27):
a fire because of the dust.Not no, it's not it's just my
dead relative. Don't worry. Thenthe good stuff. You know that lighthouse
on the coast that, yeah,I think it's a newport. They say
that that's a cool spot. Alot of my family's ashes have been spread
at the lighthouse on the coast.Okay, that's cool. Wow, it's

(56:51):
been kind of creepy. And everytime I go there, you know,
take my family and I just gonnafeel like a taunted. Yeah, exactly,
way to creep everyone out. Eightyseven twenty seven says I was at
a woman's retreat at the coast thissummer. I was walking with my friends
and this little old lady ended uptwo feet away from us, grabbed her
whole ass husband out of her pocket, and proceeded to dump his ashes out

(57:12):
of her ziplock bag. Oh,I was the only one that started running
away, and I got some heatfrom my friends for it. So she
just pulled it out of her likea like a like a like a lunch
bag, Yeah, like a sandwichbag. You got to be quick about
it if you're going to do it, because it's frowned upon a lot of
places. Yeah, you're not supposedto say. You just you grab a
glad bag, exactly right. Cutthe end off and just walk and act
like you don't know what's happening.Just a little trail. But you better

(57:35):
make sure you got that green sealon that glad bag when you're pocketing your
husband, because imagine you're like,oh, man, it's in my barcket
right. Somebody says they spread theirloved one's ashes at the organ zoo.
What they must have done the samething, snuck it in there and just
did it, not saying weird.I don't like that very much, blew
it right into the eye of arhino. Portland's Rock Station, one of

(57:58):
five nine the brew It's Tanner,Drew and Laura. So it is still
ninety eight days until Christmas, ninetyeight days away. It seems like a
lot, but you would know thatif you go to the store I was
at. I was at Costco overthe weekend, and I saw all the
Christmas stuff so intense. I meannot we're not talking Denisle or two.
We're talking Boom. I got everythingup. But it's also confusing because there's

(58:20):
some Halloween stuff up. Yes,I was gonna say, I went to
Freddy's over the weekend in the samesituation. They were definitely like Christmas trees
and decorations and stuff, but thepumpkins and all the Halloween stuff were Santa
Claus and Nutcracker and then a bloodyskull, and they're so far out in
front of it that if you wereto walk into Costco and be like,
I'm gonna do a Halloween costume formy kid right now. Your kid is

(58:40):
either going to be a cop,a fireman, or a princess. That's
what you got left, you know, because it's all done by now.
Now they're figuring out are you gonnabuy a twelve foot Christmas tree with colored
and white lights? That's nuts.There's a mall in California that already has
all their Christmas stuff up, andagain it's not even it's not even autumn

(59:04):
yet. What all the Christmas dayis it? September eighteenth? Wow?
I feel like that's obnoxious. It'sone thing for a store to sell you
the go get ahead of the gamestuff, but to have the mall already
done, or to have your cityhall already done. Pump the brakes.
Now you're saying we do Christmas fora fourth of the year. So apparently
the Christmas tree and all their decorationswent up September fourteenth. That was one

(59:28):
hundred and two days before Christmas whenall that stuff went up, says Away.
Now, I don't understand why,like, are people actually doing any
Christmas shopping prior to Halloween? Ithink that most people are not smart people.
I think, you know, planahead, and I think that's a
small handful. I feel like there'sa difference between planning ahead and like this

(59:50):
is too far ahead. Yeah,I listen, the stories are gonna they're
trying to get you, They're tryingto get your money. You're gonna do
whatever. But like every year Isay, you know what I'm gonna do
Christma shopping early, and I neverdo. There's one year I think I
did and it felt really good andso but there are some people who do.
They want to avoid the malls atall costs during this time, so
they do it now. Yeah,And I guess that is a good reminder

(01:00:12):
for those of us who do waituntil the last minute, like, oh,
I at least need to be thinkingabout what I'm going to get,
you know, put everyone on mylist. Aren't you kind of screwed now
though, because you know, youthink about this show or even my own
extended family. You do a secretSanta, So this many months ahead,
I don't know if I got Tanner, I don't know if I got Laura.
I can't just be like, oh, sorry, Tanner, you got

(01:00:34):
a new bathrobe because I didn't getLaura. I hope you're like pink,
so you can't always do it.But you know, if like if I
saw something from my kids and itwas on discount, now is the time
or you know, is it goingto be here in three months? Yeah,
will it be picked over? Becauseyeah, because that ordered right,
it could sell out, you know, very scary. So absolutely, I

(01:00:55):
don't know. I just I don'tlike it. I don't like I'm gonna
I'm gonna put on my blinders everytime I walk by Christmas decorations at the
store and pretend to they just don'texist yet. But we don't know it
yet. We're all going to bedepressed and we'll need Christmas. So they
just are getting down in front ofit. Honestly, I think that's quite
a bit of a role. SoI remember after COVID that was the first

(01:01:15):
thing that everyone started doing. Yeah, but they we're like, we're getting
these decorations up early. Now,Okay, that's fine. But I think
a lot of it too comes withthe change in weather. It's still eighty
five degrees in sunny outside. Putthe Christmas trees away. People are conditioned
though, you know, over theweekend here in town, it was beautiful
and I was at my parents' houseand it's on a canal. Normally in

(01:01:36):
a summer day you would see boatsand people in this People here just decided
its fall and it's done. Yeah, Like I didn't see anybody doing summer
stuff and it was yeah, that'scrazy, all right. Coming up in
just say a few minutes, wegot Mike from Gilgamesh Brewing. He's going
to be in the studio to talkabout baking a beer. Coming up this

(01:01:57):
Friday. We're also gonna qualify morepeople for that free trip to Las Vegas
so you can see Awakening at theWind. We'll do that here in about
fifteen minutes. We're commercial free thanksthe Lazy Boy. Coming up on tomorrow's
show. You know, fellas,it always seems like ladies want to point
out our bad habits, but whatabout their bad habits. We'll go down
a list of bad habits at GuysHate. Coming up around eight am plus,
we're trying to get you in tosee Jeff Dunham. We've got your

(01:02:17):
fourth row tickets at seven thirty andBacon and Beer's on Friday. If you
want to win that trip to LasVegas, we'll be qualifying people all morning
long. You're listening to Tanner Drewand Laura Tanner, Drew and Laura.
All right, this Friday morning,Bacon and beer twenty seven Pumpkin Spice is

(01:02:39):
going down a Giggle at the GiggleGiggles Brewing in Salem. The Cap is
where we're going Friday. Yeah,we're neighbor the city the Cap. Yeah,
and we're excited because we've never beento Salem before, never been to
Gilgamesh Brewing before. Their menu looksincredible on the internet. Yeah, excited

(01:03:00):
about that. We of course,we'll have free bacon for everyone who shows
up. Someone's gonna walk away witha free trip to Vegas to see Awakening.
A ton of concert tickets. Wehave a ton of concert tickets to
giveaway, including tickets to Adam Sandler'scomedy show. That's right. We've got
pit passes for the three days Graceshow, a front row tickets to Jeff
Dunham, which is gonna be apretty legit show sitting that close. Yeah,

(01:03:23):
lots of great stuff and it's allgoing down this Friday morning. I
got some indigestion here and that's thattime of the morning. I caused that.
I'm very exciting in studio with us. Right now is Mike from Gilgamesh
Brewing? What up? Bro?Yeah? How are you? Thanks very
much for having me. We're doingwell. How are you? First off?
Yeah, I'm doing well. Alittle banged up, as you guys

(01:03:44):
can see, nilbe Els can butMike, get a little closer to the
microphone. Okay, So Mike fromGilga, what do you do at Gilgamesh?
I'm the sales manager. Okay,so he uh we we find out
last week that he was involved ina motorcycle accident. I don't know if
you can notice ture that his armsand a sling. Yes, yeah,
he told me he's a handshaker.But we had to fist bump with the
left. I don't like the fistbump. Don't like the fist bump.

(01:04:05):
Yeah, I'll do the fist bumpjust because I'm a germophobe, right right,
right, But but you and Idid like an upside down handshake.
Yeah yeah, yeah, you're righthanded. I take it that, damn
man. So what happened? Whatof the motorcycle accident? That were you
on the motorcycle? I was?I was I was on the back.
I'm just kidding. It was notMy girlfriend was on the front. Yeah,

(01:04:26):
I yeah, I'm just kind ofbeing an idiot across street of my
house and riding around and circles andlost the front wheel and next you know,
if you're at age forty five,you fall on the heart, fall
down pretty hard. You want toget broken. The wheel just fell off?
No, no, no, Ijust lost control. Oh because in
my head like you had a jumpand the wheel fell off. No,
there's no which. It was crazy. Yeah, just a hard, hard,

(01:04:47):
hard background. Jeez. And butyou're doing all right now though.
Yeah, I'm getting on the ment. I got a little surgery tomorrow and
after that, I'm mama ware tothe mint. So do the loved ones
in your life? How quickly didthe discussion about you getting rid of your
mo recycle kick in? Oh?That that day? Yeah, I'm sure
I've been riding my whole life though, So that's that's gonna be. You

(01:05:08):
race a lot. You do alot of racing, ya, yep,
yep. So no, it's definitelya love of mine. So we'll see
what happens. All right. Well, good luck, and I'm glad you're
doing better because when we heard that, because you were I think gonna be
in here last week I was it'sin the accident. App Yeah, yeah,
but no. But I'm glad tofinally get here and looking forward to
Friday. Dude, Friday's gonna bea blast. You guys have any idea
what you're what you're in for onFriday morning of bacon and beer, I

(01:05:29):
honestly don't. I'm great. Yeah, no, I really don't, and
I'm super excited to be a partof it and see what you guys are
up to. It's gotta it's gottabe nice and clean because you know,
the mayor, sailor, Mayor Chrishoy is gonna be there, the big
shot, the big shot, it'sgonna be in it. You didn't know
that, I didn't. Well,the mayor doesn't know this, but he's
gonna cut us a key to thecity. I can't wait. Yeah,

(01:05:50):
it's gonna name maybe like a streetor two after us a grade school.
Is what I'm really looking forward tois a key, like a big key,
like a big check You get agod, I would now, I
want the big check separate. Iwant a big check out, a big
key, a big key, yeah, yeah, so we'll see how that
goes. Probably what happened probably gonowhere, but we'll see. It's all
happening Friday. So so it alsotell us about David's Chair because there's so

(01:06:13):
much charity involved with Gilgamesh, whichI love. Of course you got you
have the Terry Porter Porter, butthis David's Chair. Tell us about this
because this is this is pretty incredible. I'll kind of wrap it's it's a
long, fun story. But whathappened is a little over a year ago
David's Chair, which is out ofMedford organ too. Is there a local
charity approached to us asked us tomake us a small batch beer for kind

(01:06:35):
of like giveaways or maybe auctions.And we had just finished a half of
Vison that was it's an all Americanhalf of Vising, kind of like your
Woodmer half of Vising, and wewanted to compete with those guys because our
distributor doesn't have Woodmer. So wejust kind of scratch ahead and said,
let's let's just make this their beer. It's a crushable, easy drinking beer.

(01:06:56):
Volume like that. It's crushable.Let's just say it on the bottle,
right, very crush Yeah, sowe we just I called a distributor
and it was called Classic Heath andI just changed the name but David's Chair
and there we went. So webeen selling it into bars for for about
a year now and then we justgot packaged. So we're starting to get
into some stores. And yeah,so you guys, I sent a case

(01:07:18):
up if you guys got to change, YEA delicious and it is very crushiable.
It is very crushable, some foodin it or not. And we
don't have any complaints. So wedo really well with a beer. David's
Chair is an amazing charity. LikeI said, they're out of the proceeds
go to help that out right right, And it's it's a direct So what

(01:07:39):
I mean by that is why I'veI've spent a lot of my life the
last year working with David's Chair kindof promoting the brand of David's Chair in
our beer. But the growth thisyear has been huge. We've got and
I don't know if you guys knowhow it works, but in sum it
up, it's we provide we raisemoney buy off road track wheelchairs for people
with mobility issues. YEA so awesomeand it gets people that are losing mobility

(01:08:03):
back out into nature on the beachup in the mountains, because if you
didn't think, you know, mymom's in a wheelchair and she would love
to go to the beach. Haveto just push her to the beach and
we sts look at it. Yeah, and she watches you play football and
up on and be nice to actuallyget her out there. Yeah. So
these guys are they have big trackrubber tracks that go up and down,

(01:08:25):
and a big thing is like evenif you got your mom on the on
the beach, you have to pushher on these like balloon tire deals.
These it's all about giving your mobilityback to you so she gets to go
up and down the beach. I'vegot some aha moments in my life working
with these guys where you get tosee people get on the beach for the
first time in years that they haven'tbeen able to do it. And they

(01:08:47):
so that the wheels are like atank or like Johnny five looks like a
tank like rubber tracks and it goeshas five speeds. Some of them stand
you up, so I mean there'sstories of a guy has stood up and
kissed his wife on a sunset onthe beach in thirty years and we get
to do that for him. That'sreally cool. So from what I understand
too, even if you don't wantto buy the drink, let's say you're

(01:09:09):
not a drinker, or let's sayyou really have your heart set on another
drink, but you still want todonate, we'll have I think a QR
code there. They will be aQR code. We're gonna do some we
just came up on the way up. We're gonna do a wheelbarrow full of
beer and do sell tickets. Doit so half you know, all the
proceeds that fun giveaway. Because Ithink we all take for granted mobility,
right, Like it's just oh yeah, I can walk, I can do

(01:09:30):
this, I can do that.And like even at my age, I
have a family friend who just gotals. Right, they're not going to
be able to walk to the beachanymore, but you can't rob them of
those types of things. So thisis so awesome that you guys are doing
that and that they're doing that,and I'm glad we can be a part
of it. Yeah, So Idon't David. David is a guy that
passed away from ALS and that's whythis all started. That's cool. I'm

(01:09:51):
not cool what happened, but coolthat you guys are I do the same
thing. I'm like, oh,that's great, you're handicapped. Yeah,
I'm like, I didn't mean it. Like, but David is a guy
in Medford, in the community aroundhim, bought this chair and there they're
upwards are twenty to thirty thousand dollars. And then he one of his dying
wishes like this changed my life,like I got to go fishing, I

(01:10:13):
got to go hunting again. Alsrobs your body slowly so that your mind
is there, and so he deservesexactly. So there's just another reason to
come to bacon and Beer this Friday. If we didn't give you already a
dozen reasons, there's an even betterreason that kind of trumps all those,
just to help out these people whoreally need it. So come on out.
Support David's chair, Support Gilgamesh Brewing, support Mike because he's got his

(01:10:36):
arm in a sling. Don't slamhim on the shoulder, good job,
don't shake him. It really isa great thing that you guys are doing
that, and we want to helpanyway we can. So Friday morning.
We are we are trying to rallythe troops. Not only do we want
you to bring down three cans offood for people in need that we're gonna
help out the people of Salem,but if you can donate to David's chair

(01:10:56):
and help raise money for the peoplewho just need to get around. Please
just want to get around and enjoynature, all right. Get all the
info online at one to five nineThe Brew dot Com. Mike from Gilgamesh,
thank you so much, Thanks youvery much for having me. Guys,
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a moment of cringe. Yes,this is today's moment of cringe. It's

(01:12:23):
a It's a video of a woman. This has gone viral and TikTok.
She looks like, I don't know, maybe in her twenties, late teens,
early twenties somewhere, and she's puttingsalt on salt to give it more
seasoning. She puts salt on salt. Can I just be a bigger pile
of the same salt home taste betterand give it a little more flavor.

(01:12:45):
So what I do is I justpour a little bit of salt that I
have and a big container into thislike that, and I just normally measure
with my eyes, not physically butmentally, and then I take some table
salt. And all you're gonna dois just put a couple of little dashes
of in there like that, nottoo much. And what this is gonna

(01:13:08):
do is when the flavors combine,it's gonna give it a really nice zest
and it's gonna taste great on whateveryou put it on. Sometimes I pick
up notes of maybe some smokiness andand even it can burn my tongue a
little bit, so good luck.Let me know if you use this on
your foods. God can't be likeshe can't be serious about that. She

(01:13:30):
looks she looks dead serious in thevideo. She looks dead serious. And
I went and looked at her othertiktoks to see like maybe she's an actress
and she's doing y. No,it doesn't look like it's just her.
Okay, hitting you guys with flavorknowledge, you know, don't diss it
till you try it. Have youguys tried salting your salt and you don't
know, and so I do apologize. I sorry. She's saying like two

(01:13:53):
different brands of salt. It kindof sounds like you put some him away
little, some table salt, somekosher. Come on, it seems like
high sodium count. It's just salt. Yeah, that's your cholesterol blowing up,
blood pressure on light, on lifesupport. So there you go.
Your moment of cringe is all right, Well, these young people today are

(01:14:16):
salting their salt. Salting the salt. That's what is that man I don't
know makes a delicious steak sandwich though, yeah, like she probably solves things
too much though, you know,I bet yeah, yeah, comments about
sometimes it even burns my tongue.That's that's too much. Too much salt.
That's too much. That's too much. I can just imagine my face

(01:14:38):
looking like I'm in a desert windfood. I was cooking a frozen pizza
a couple weeks ago, and Ilike putting a little garlic on it.
Yeah, garlic salt, Yeah,like little comes out in a little shaker,
little sea. Well, the thingfell off. I don't know what
I was doing. I was kindof drunk, but like like just rocked
an entire slice of pizza from thefrozen pizza. Too much garlic. I

(01:14:59):
threw it off. I try toget a much as much off as I
could, and I was like,well, I'm gonna I'm gonna try it
anyway. I took one bite.I couldn't even chew it. There's jorn
no salt lick. There's jorno salick. It's what they called it. It's
not good. Don't ever try thedessernal salt like you're not gonna disappear behind
your teeth. Just won't be ableto both. But that garlic was just
like, oh, too much.It was just too too too Cooper wouldn't

(01:15:19):
sleep with you in the bed thatnight, Baby, close your mouth,
all right, that doesn't for us. We will see you tomorrow with fourth
row tickets to go see comedian JeffDunham Boom, the guy with the puppets.
Yep, he's one of the onlyguys who can make ventriloquism funny because
you know, a few puppets andno red dot over his house. Back

(01:15:41):
in the day, I liked Iliked puppets. I liked ventriloquism, but
it's kind of an old art,you know what I mean, Like,
it doesn't really people don't. It'snot something you see people do a lot.
Still very impressive though, I meanI was watching a video of his
earlier and I'm like, how ishe not moving his mouth at all?
Yeah, he's really really crazy.He's the one who has the Joe Biden
doll. Like it's not actually JoeBiden. It looks just like his old

(01:16:02):
guy. It's got that Joey beall day. Yeah. So well,
only guy who can make puppets funnyJeff don him. He'll be in town
February. We'll send you there tomorrow. Fourth row tickets and by the way,
we're leading up to front row ticketson Friday at Bacon and Beer Yeah
shows. Our Donkey Show podcast isnext. You can hear it at online
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