TD&L Full Show For Monday- Let It All Out

On today's show we talked about the last time we cried. WE also discussed our mass divorce that is going down at Bacon and Beer on Valentines Day and an early look at the Super Bowl matchup!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You drew Laura by good morning. What's happening. It is Monday,
January twenty seventh, twenty twenty five, Tanner, Joe and Laura.
We are long. Yeah, we're getting closer and closer to
Bacon and Beer. We got to talk about that later
on this morning, and how we're going to do a
mass divorce yep, hopefully. Actually, I'm pretty sure we're going

(00:23):
to talk to some of the people who are going
to get divorced at Bacon and Beer sometime this week.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, yeah, we'll discuss that in detail later on. We
also have all this week tickets to go see Nine
Inch Nails, which is a big show, not a small
little band.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Are going to Mota.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, last time they were here. Weren't they at Edgefield?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
They were, But were they playing like B sides? Like
it seemed like it was a lower key deal.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm not sure, but I know they were playing on
like a Wednesday, I mean, and that's the reason I
didn't come.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, Edgefield's venue and the Moda Center are two different planets.
Size wise, Yeah, cool but size.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, it's gonna be crazy. Last time I saw it,
Nine Inch Nails, I'm pretty sure it was with sound Garden.
Oh wow, I think it was sound Garden. It was
either way, it was just a yeah, it was a
long time ago. Might not have been Soundgarden.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I haven't seen him ever live.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
They were with another big band, and I'm trying to
remember who it was. Uh, I think they were. I
was it was you know, you're having you're having concert beers.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's hard to remember this thing, honestly, they all bleed together.
You've been to so many shows.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
But it was at the r V and Stall Resorts
Amphitheater now known as Cascades Amphitheater.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, which is much easier to remember now that we
memorize the other one.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, forever to get that one. Yeah, yeah, nine inch Nails.
I I just remember Trent Resnor. They sounded great, and
I remember trit Resnor was jacked like he was on
that San Quentin died just doing push ups for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I bet, yeah, doing burpies and push yeah for life.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
But by the way, we've got tickets all week and
the first pair will come up at seven thirty this morning,
so make sure you're listening for that. In the meantime story,
so where we go around the room sharing what we
think the biggest stories of the day are. These aren't
necessarily the biggest stories, just what we think they are.
Do you want to go first?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Sure, the IRS is beginning to process your tax returns today.
That's the big story. A lot of people depend on this. Actually,
nearly forty percent of all Americans rely on their tax
return to simply surviveow and so I think a lot
of us will be happy to see any cash come

(02:28):
back if that's what you've got in the cards. But
the twenty twenty four income tax returns will start going
back today.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I get it going.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I use it to kind of like help me get
out of that a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, that's that credit card dead out here, exactly right.
It just gives you a little bit of peace of
mind if you can pay those down.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, for sure. I think the big story is that
the Oscars are coming up on March second. And how
many times do the Best Picture nominees come out and
we're like, I haven't seen any of those movies. I
don't know what any of that is.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, every time.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, So AMC is helping us out with that. If
you want to watch the Oscars and actually know about
the films that have been nominated. They're doing like this
two day marathon where they're going to be running all
of the Best Picture nominees basically back to back. So
on February twenty second, they're going to be running the
first five, and then on March first, which is the

(03:21):
day before the Oscars, they're going to be running the
second five, and if you really want to go hard,
also on March first, they're going to be running all
of them, so all ten of them, and I mean
that would be that would be a lot. Like I'm
sure somebody will go through and like do the whole
marathon somehow, but that's like twenty four hours of movies.

(03:44):
The Brutalist itself is three and a half at.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yess and not going to be artsy fartsy and not good.
How many times have you seen those movies and you're like, oh,
this must be great's been nominated and you're like, this
is awful.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
That's not necessarily true though, because like movies like Wicked
and Dune are like some of those. Yes, and a
complete Unknown it's nominated this year, so.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
There's gonna be one like Walking through the Forest and
South for sure, you know, And yeah, and then you're
gonna You're like, what is this garbage? You don't understand it,
you're bored, but you're like, well, when an Oscar saw,
I'm supposed to think.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's good exactly, And there's no way you can do
it justice. Like even if every movie was great and
you wanted to go watch them from start to finish,
by the third movie you're jaded. Yeah, it's not funny anymore.
Like by the last movie, like that was trash and
that'll win the Oscar Like.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I'm never going to see another movie again exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I think the big story of the day is astronomers
thought they had discovered a brand new asteroid, but turns
out it was just a Tesla roadster that Elon Musk
had launched into space back in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh I remember when that happened.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, there's a little guy in it that put a little.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Space in it.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Wait, it's like a full car. Yeah, full sized car.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, go up. There was like a publicity stunt.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Go look at the images. It just looks yeah, it
looks like a car in space.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Do we do it?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Like?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Why are we allowing people to do this? Like if
you can't litter on the ground, Like, you can't throw
your trash out your car window. Why are we just
allowed to like launch whatever we want into space.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Well, he's got four billion satellites. It's one car compared
to all that.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I need to stop putting up those satellites too, because
they're annoying the vehicles.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Spot it on January tewod by scientists at the Minor
Planet Center in Massachusetts. While it was originally logged as
an asteroid, the entry was deleted the very next day because, yeah,
they found out just a car. The Roadshirt was expected
to orbit the Sun and head back towards Earth, but
it seems to have made it to the asteroid belt.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
So oh man, it's uh wow, that's nuts.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
My wife was in southern Oregon over the weekend and
the skies are so clear. You just see everything. She said,
you could see the Starlink satellites.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, it's just like, wow, how many are there? When
you just look up.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
In the first time I saw him, I thought we
were under tech because it just looked like a long
string of light and it went from what seemed like
miles and miles and miles. Once she started seeing the
videos go viral on the Internet. You're like, Okay, it's
just Starlink's honestly annoying.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Like I'm like, well, how how long is it going
to be before? Like we don't even see stars. It's
just like alsome.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Now the movie Wally is coming to life, and you know,
I just I'm just waiting for those little hover rounds.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
They exactly we're working on it turning into good.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's like a lazy boy that would just you could
hover and go to McDonald's on Yeah, standard Boy sounds
good to me.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I mean that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Anyway, more on those stories. Adds one of five nine
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Speaker 5 (06:46):
And now Bruce sports here's Drew Well.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
It is happened again. The early game of the race
for the Super Bowl, of course, is the NFC Championship
game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Washington Commanders, and
Philly came out hot and heavy. Saquon Barkley might be
the best running back who's ever played the game of football.

(07:12):
You remember earlier in the season, he's the guy who
was running backwards and hurtled over someone like with a
Michael Jordan jump with the legs spread like it did
it backwards. It was something they don't even create in
a video game because they would say, well, that's not realistic.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Was this NBA jam?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, exactly, And he is the football version of that
game yesterday, the perfect example. The Commanders hold the ball
for like seven or eight minutes and make their way
down and get a field goal to start the game.
He touches the ball once and breaks one off for
fifty in a touchdown. Unbelievable stuff. And Saquon a special guy.

(07:50):
You'll see him in the Super Bowl. They win fifty
five to twenty three. There were five rushing touchdowns in
the game, tied for the most ever. Unbelievable. But it's
still the Eagles doing their fly Eagles fly thing all
day yesterday and if you thought that wouldn't turn your
stomach over enough. Then the Chiefs and Buffalo Bills came

(08:11):
right down to the wire. Josh Allen had the ball
fourth down, had to go down, score a touchdown, just
and he would have knocked up the Juggernaut. The problem
is they wreck the house, come with the blitz, and
the ball falls through the receiver's hands right at the end,
and they lose thirty two twenty nine. Afterwards, Patrick Mahomes

(08:31):
talked about Josh Allen and that final attempt.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Josh has made a lot of great plays all night,
all season long, but I trust Despatch. He's don't call
the right blitz or call the right coverage, and the
guys are gonna execute the assignment and then whatever happens happens.
And so I was very happy that it was incomplete
and we were able to run the time out after.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
That nauseating we'll break down the spread coming up for
the Super Bowl, coming a ring ball. I can actually
see Laura's face like the come on once he sees
the head line that Eagles Chiefs and you're not alone.
A lot of people were hoping that the Bills are
Lions could make it there and do the blue collar thing.
It didn't happen. There's just sports.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
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The dumb Ass of the Day coming up right after

(09:29):
Green Day. It's Tanner, Jew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura
Heavy Monday.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
It is nippy outside. Careful on your way to work.
I don't know if it's cold enough to freeze, but
I would just take you know, certainly, sound like don't
go too slow. Though sometimes I get behind somebody who's
going like five minuto of the limit. It mix, it
makes me crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, I was behind one of those today where they're
making a point to hit that twenty five flat all
the way.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, seem to be responsible, but good god moving.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, I could cut it out.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Earlier at the top of the show, we were talking
about this a new place in Salem. I'm not sure
the name of it, but I keep seeing it on
Facebook where inside it's like an old Costco. Inside there's
go cards arcade, like a bunch of stuff, right.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
It's it seems like a kid or a grown up
kid's dreams.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
A family fund zone.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oh bullwinkles. I'm gonna have it a you know, gonta
run for their money.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh yeah, I five showdown.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, what's up what i'd shown? You had some information
on it.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
Yeah, the uh, the New Wonderland. Excuse me, pardon my toda.
It's a Monday, and it's all right. Yeah, but the
New Underland is actually at the old Costco building in
Salem on Highway twenty two.

Speaker 9 (10:48):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Is it going to be done soon or is it
already done or what's the what's the situation.

Speaker 10 (10:55):
I'm not one hundred percent sure. It's kind of in
the works, but I don't believe that they have moved
into the new facility yet because they still have the
old one open that is actually by the Pietro's Pizza
over off of hassle.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Can you make a day out of them?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Man?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Pietro's hit up some go cards. Well, as soon as
it's open, I feel like, excuse me, I see, I
think you got the same. As soon as it's open,
I feel like we'll know about it because there'll be
a lot of news and stuff, but bacon and beer.
I'll do some go cards to some people.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, put somebody in the wall.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, well we'll have that play shutdown real fast.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Well, yeah, you broke the equipment, sir.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
All right, Jean, we appreciate it. How was your weekend? Brother?

Speaker 8 (11:37):
Hey, you guys have Yeah, you guys have a good
rest of you did?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Okay, that kind of weekend?

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Do you watch any Not a good weekend? But anyways,
you did have a good weekend. No, I did have
a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, okay, do you watch any football?

Speaker 8 (11:51):
I thought you were telling me to have a good weekend,
and I'm like, well, the weekends go over.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
You're like the riddler.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I'm glad to take a weekend. It was really nice though,
you know it's cold, but God with the sun. I'll
take it. And you know, I think I think I
noticed a little bit of snow later on in the week.
There was a little spark off flake, but a lot
of it's turning to rain.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
It looks like we got to save over the next
few days of sunshine while we can.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
Yeah, I'll say, well, the outside temperature in my car
showed twenty eight degrees when I got in my car
to your head to work this morning.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Okay, same, where do you live?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Exactly?

Speaker 7 (12:29):
Uh right?

Speaker 4 (12:30):
How kind of southeast Salem?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Okay, okay, all right, so you're way down there.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Nippy in south the air or whatever. He said. All right,
thank you what I'm shown.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
You guys have an awesome bit and we will.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
See you at the next Bacon of beer coming up
on Valentine's Day. My friend all the info on that
at one to five nine in the dot com. In
the meantime, let's do this and.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Now Danner, Drew and Laura's Dumbass of the Day.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
No many idiots this one. I don't really understand people
who like melt down over fast food, right, yeah, can
you melt down over like six bucks?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
A lot of people geeking out there.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
You go to Carls Junior. I can understand a meltown.
It's like a fourteen tall cheeseberger. Yeah, other places, for
God's sakes, uh, And they're just not worth going to
jail for. This guy apparently fired shots. He's in Kentucky
and he fired shots at a Wendy's location because his
fries were cold.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh, man, man, that seems a bit aggressive.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Now, cold fries are annoying. Yeah, start there, But it's
also no reason to be firing a weapon into the building.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
How would you say this?

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Name?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
M O n j A h Manya manya. James Wootton
all right was arrested when he and two other people
allegedly engaged in a verbal altercation out of Wendy's drive
through window in Kentucky. The Wendy's worker returned fire, actually
and struck one of the women in the in the butt,
like shot her in the butt.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
So wait, it was a return fire, a bull blown
you're gonna shoot at me?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
But now through the drive through window?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, now, every buddys in trouble. But Coleman may have
the biggest problem. Apparently she was on probation connection with
the conviction on felony theft and gun charges at the time.
That's a problem and not legally allowed to even have
a gun.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Are you allowed to be packing heat while you're at
work at Wendy's?

Speaker 7 (14:17):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I think that's against policy. I think that's why everyone's
in trouble, but also the person inside. So you know,
granted you're gonna get fired, but if you have a
weapon and somebody fires a gun at you, isn't that
why you have a gun right self defense to fire back? Yeah,
it's so weird how sometimes you still go to jail.

(14:38):
But they shot at you, and so you shot back.
But she was a neighbor.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Again, she was on probation and wasn't even supposed to
have and that was the worker. Yeah, okay, Also that's
not going to be a good deal. So but that sucks. Man, Like,
how do you lose your mind over cold fries?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Going to make sure exactly you go inside or you
hit the drive through up again, You're like, hey, my
fries are cold. I'm sure they'll put some new ones on.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
How did the fries get cold on? Aren't they sitting
on there a giant heat lamp? You know, cold fries bewilders.
I get lots of cold fries. I don't know how
it happens. They're sitting out there for a while.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, well it's like if you get the backend of
the batch, you know, like they sit them all on there. Yeah,
there's that light, but it's not like the tasty ones
that burn cold nuggets.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Are they just cold or are they like soggy too?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Because Wendys have better fries than they used to. They
used to you would have like a it would be
like an albino bent cold fry. But no, I thought
they'd improve the unit.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I don't know, maybe not in Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Not according to that person.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, but I.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Listen, I like, I like me some Wendy's, but I'm
not gonna fire off. I haven't been a dude. They're
spicy nuggets and and there's spicy chicken sandwich of the
two things that I just I'll crave once in a while.
And their fries are really good.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Man, when they're not colding so much better. Yeah, I
don't floppy, but they had to be. You had like
it was like a little Caesar's window. You had to
eat them the moment.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
The only time I ever ate those frieses if I
had a frosty and once the frosty was gone. I
was like, all right, I'm done with these fries or
vice versa, because I never really liked I didn't like
the fries or the frosty by themselves.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Right.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Well, yeah, now that a frosty's like three fifty, you're like,
what's this used to be?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Like?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Doll? Yeah, go get a cart and ice cream?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, seriously, better idea?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
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Speaker 11 (17:35):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
So I haven't watched an episode of Saturday Night Live,
like the full episode and so long, but I watched
the clips on the internet.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, it's nice that that option's there.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Now and Timothy Chalamagne is on Saturday Nights and he
was not only the host but the musical guest. And
every clip that I saw was hilarious. He was funny,
and you know he there got eight Oscar nominations for
this movie. He played Bob Dylan in so he's the
musical guest and like he spent I can't remember exactly
how long it was a couple of years leading up
to the movie to learn how to play guitar and

(18:06):
learn how to sing these songs.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, he sang like twenty eight of his songs on set.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
And and he does a great job. You gonna excuse me.
I needed to get that out.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
That's all right, I could. I could hear it.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
You can hear it bubbling up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Do you want to hear some of his performances on
Saturday Nights? I'm not sure. Do you want to hear
a song from Bob Dylan called Tomorrow's Along Road, or
like a medley of Outlaw Blues and three Angels.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Whatever, I'm sure it's all.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
We'll do.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
The medley, we'll do. But this is Timothy Shall as
Bob Dylan. I love him too. Timothy Sho's Adam Sailor.
He should have been Susy playing guitar too. Yeah, oky,

(18:56):
make sure.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Sounds sunny.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
What do you think he's good? Yeah, he's playing guitar,
so he.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Went Street o'clock in the ash.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Wow, he's good. That's badass. Give him an oscar, right.
I haven't seen the movie. You saw it?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah? I thought it was really good and it has
a classic feel. Edward Norton actually kind of resurrects himself
in the movie. Okay, it's it's worth a watch, and
they as a Bob Dylan fan myself, they intertwined the
hits throughout the movie, so they kind of give you
this little smile as you go. I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, put clips from the show online. But Timothy shallow
May's killing it right now. Man killing it? Got himself
a Jenner? Is he a Jenner?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, Chylie Jenny Jenner.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, yeah, basically a Kardashian.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
So they'll he'll be sleeping in milk in no time.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I'm assuming they already wrap him and foil. And this
is something you want to preserve that how old is he?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Timothy Shaloman, probably mid, which is nice, you know, to
make it while you're still young twenty nine years old, okay,
living a baby face for twenty nine There.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
They did a bit about their baby face on Saturday
Night Life. Him and who's the guy who's been on
Saturday Night Life forever? Keenan Ivory wins, No, that's not him.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh, ke.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Keim Thompson there.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, so they did like there's a couple of characters
baby not age.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, that that is a face that's been the same
since Good Burger.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Like he had a joke. He's like, I've looked the
same since all those old shows. But really I'm sixty three.
But it was a yeah, it was everything that I
saw was really funny. Obviously we can update. Is so
good that these days with Michael is it Joey? I
think Michael Jay and Colin jo just it is so funny.
Here's just a little taste of weekend up date from
Saturday Night.

Speaker 12 (21:10):
The Oscar nominations were announced, with the musical Amelia Perez
leading the pack with thirteen total viewers.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I mean study suggests that people can live longer by
eating oat meal for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
No.

Speaker 12 (21:28):
A new refoy shows that since last year, the price
of eggs has risen more than thirty five percent due
to a shortage caused by new laws and red states
that forced chickens to carry their eggs to term.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh my god, they were killing it. They are so
funny and I love it when they write jokes for
each other and they they put them awkward situations of
those such a favorite part.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
They're all racist. Well whenever Colin Joe's has to like
whenever Michael Chay writes them for Colin Jose, they're always.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Wildly or something inappropriate about his wife.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, but then when he writes him back the other host,
he makes him say things that are like not supportive
of the African American community when he's a black guy.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's one of the best things on us and is
the weekend update when they write each other's jokes. I
love it. So clips are online one of five nine
the brew dot Com. Click on Tannerje and Laura. While
you're there, you might as we want another keyword for
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We have another word for you coming up right after
the Foo Fighters on the Brew.

Speaker 11 (22:24):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura
La all right.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Bacon and Beer Love Stings to Electric Boogaloo is coming
up on Valentine's Day. Very exciting. Yeah yeah, it's going
down to mc minimum's old church in pub in Wilsonville
from six to ten am. We'll be broadcasting live. Everyone
who shows up gets for you, Bacon. We've got a
ton of prizes to give away, concert tickets. Uh, we've

(22:52):
got the first ever wheel of dildos.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Oh yeah, you didn't see You got to say it.
You gotta say it with the right intonation.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Well, Bill do. It's an exciting thing.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
That's a weird thing to do, but we will be
doing that. Also, we will be giving away trip to
Vegas to see David Blaine, which is pretty sweet.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It's going to be a great show.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Also radio's first mass divorce. I've got a list here
of dude, we've got like eleven couples, twelve couples or
so as a Friday. We haven't checked the email this
morning actually, but as a Friday, we had like, yeah,
twelve people that are interested in getting divorced thanks to
go Oh did you hear that little thing?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, it's like when you feed a magua after midnight.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Anyway, before I mutated there. I don't know what I
was doing, But.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
You're talking about how twelve twelve couples are interested in
getting divorced.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Right, I've got a bunch of peeps, and if you're
still interested, please send us a message on our website
at one to five neither dot com. We've got a
link on there. But Goldberg Jones one hundred Divorce Divorce
from inn and is going to take care of these divorces.
So yeah, it's I'm really excited. I you know, I
don't think it's ever been done a divorce, a mass
divorce on the radio.

Speaker 12 (24:09):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
So last year we did a mass wedding. This year,
we just want to switch it up and maybe, uh.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
We got to level out the universe. You know, if
we did the weddings, now you got to do the divorces.
It can't have too much of one thing.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I'm one of those people. I need things to be like,
if I pinch one side, I gotta pinch the other exactly.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, little OCD is gonna set us straight.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
So go sign up at one off five nine the
Brune dot com. What are you more excited to see.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Laura at Bacon and beer. Yeah, I am excited for
the mass divorce because you're just gonna the chains will
be removed from these people's hands, right, you know.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
And then as you know you, I don't mean to
bring it up, but you know you have been divorced,
and I'm sure it feels good to get those chains
off after so long.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
It's just nice to be able to move on because
I feel like a lot of the people were hearing
from they have been separated for a long time, and
it's just like it needs to happen. It's been too long.
We just need to finish the job and move on
with our lives. So that's what we're trying to do here.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Your next relationship, not you. These people are getting divorced
will appreciate it. You know, a lot of them have
been a strange for a while. So you know, whoever's
next is gonna need you to have a clean slate.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, maybe you guys got separated a long time ago,
never got a round to it. Maybe you did the
paperwork in correctly and it didn't go through, or maybe
you guys have just been stewing. There's one couple that's
like still living together and they just kind of been
stewing in their anger. That's tough, and they're finally gonna,
you know, pull the plug at Bacon and Beers. So
sign up one of five nine in the bre dot com.
All right, I saw this story last night, you guys,

(25:38):
and it's the thing of horrors. For me, it sounds
like the worst place imaginable. And you guys know I've
got a rachnophobia.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh yes, yeah, not a big fan of spiders.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
No, this, uh, this guy's house is a house of horrors,
my friends. This man has over a thousand spiders in
his quote tarantula cave.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Oh so he wants them there?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, it so it's not like in a is it
like a room? What is this cave?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
So his name is Aaron Phoenix and he built a
quote tarantula cave in his house with over one thousand,
one thousand spiders in it. Phoenix travels around England to
help help them overcore overcome their fear spiders, like he
helps people get over agnophobia. Starting his collection was the
advice of doctors who told him a hobby could help
his mental health after he was diagnosed with bipolar disorders.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
So he chose this.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
He shows this strange choice. Yeah, go play pickleball and
doing learned to crochet?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah anything, dude, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
That says to me. He's probably a pretty weird guy,
you know, but like probably.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Polar so like he's got this little cave life probably helps.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
But dude, I went on a date with a girl
who told me she has had a tarantula. Yeah, and
that was the last date.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I just can't. I'm not doing that. Like if you
told me you had a transula cave, I'm not coming
within a thousand feet of your house.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Because if he calls it a tarantula cave, is it
all tarantulas?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I would assume that it's like a collection of and
there's the in their cages and everything, I hope, unless
you just got them rolling around down there.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I mean, yeah, how friendly is he with these spiders?
Like does he have names for them? Are they? But
I bet you let around?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I bet you he lets him crawl on them. Those
people let they think spider. Those translas are cute, their
maniacs and they need to be arrested.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Weird hair on them and everything.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, but I feel like that I think the hair
makes them cuter, Like have you seen the tiny little
jumping spiders. They're adorable.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
They all deserve so cute to meet the bottom of
a shoe, my boot, my boot. I can't now stamping
out stomping out a tarantula would be a little bit
of yeah, your shoe.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
They're big, man. I was in I grew up in Dallas, Texas,
and I first time I saw one was dead, and
you know, they kind of ball up and it was
still giant. It was still huge, all balled up.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
So I don't think I've ever seen a tarantula in
the wild. In Colorado and southern Colorado, every year there's
a tarantula migration and they just cross the road to.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Mateuse when you get a semi truck and just drive
it up and down the road. Yeah, I would get
this thing taking care of my skins crawling over here,
you know, like at the end of summer, early fall,
when all of the spiders start to migrate indoors at
your house and they've been growing all summer. Even stomping
out one of those like quarter dollar sized ones, you

(28:26):
can hear it. There's a crunch, there's a pop, there's
a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
That's why I just leave them. I see when I'm like,
stay out of my pillow case.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
If there was a tarantula anyway, if they were dangerous,
be a little different.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I mean they're still they're not like I don't think
they can kill you, but I still have Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
So what I'm here with a pitching wed is that
we need to get this guy here somehow because councilors.
I mean, that's what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
The Lord I'm going to die with this phobia and
I have no with it.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
I'm not gonna come.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
But isn't he in England?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I'm gonna look, he's in England? All right? We got situation,
we got nine tickets.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Next thing, and now Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Super Bowl is set. I gotta say that not everybody's
excited about Nobody's Let.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Me play this real quick. I got this talkback message
right after your last sports report.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
This guy said this got chet.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I'm not watching the Super Bowl this year.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
No, I'm gonna go fishing instead.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
That sounds a hundred times another Chief jingle.

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Now, how did we get there? Of course, the Eagles
decimated the Commanders in the early game, having five rushing touchdowns,
two by their quarterback three by Saquon Barkley, the superhuman.
On paper, they look like the team that could take it,
but it's the Chiefs again last night, stopping the Bills
on fourth down. Ball falls right through the guy's hands

(30:08):
and then they run out the clock per usual. Afterwards,
it was Mahomes talking about Josh Allen on that final drive.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
Josh has made a lot of great plays all night,
all season long. But I trust Despatch. He's don't call
the right blitz or call the right coverage, and the
guys are gonna execute the assignment and then whatever happens happens.
And so I was very happy that it was incomplete
and we were able to run the time out after that.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Now it's gonna be a while before I decide who
to bet on, and I gotta lick my wounds from
the loss on that Josh Allen deal. But the Super
Bowl conspiracy with the logo, do you guys remember this, Yes,
where the color of the logo is supposed to represent
what teams are gonna make it there in the end,
and that kind of points to the fact that it's
all a set up. Well, this year's logo, guys, is

(30:52):
red and Green go figure the conspiracy is alive. There's
your sport.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Thank you, all right, more on those stories on a
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(31:18):
beef Waters here got to talk about. Uh there's actually
something that Beef Water saw over the weekend that was
kind of appalling that he wants to talk about later
on this morning. We also have to give away some
nine inch Nails tickets coming up next being bonn Yes, so,
uh if you want to see them at the Motor Center.
When is this August eighth? Yep, you need to be

(31:39):
call her ten right now? What are we going to play?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
I don't know, but we got to figure it out.

Speaker 11 (31:44):
All right.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
All right, We've got we've got a couple of games
in the hobbit.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
A game will happen.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
You better be ready, and it's gonna be really fun.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Coller ten and eleven. That's what we're looking for on
the phones eight six, six, four four five, one oh
five nine. We will play a game for nine Nails
tickets after Don Henley on the.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Brew all right, all this week.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
We got tickets to go see nine Inch Nails when
they take over the Modu Center in August. I'm really
excited to see him. I missed them when they were
at Edgefield, which would have been really cool. It seems
a tiny little spot like that, but Modu Center is
the next best thing, man.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
And I do believe that this show is on a weekend.
I think it's on like a Friday night.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
That's great Taiwan on you know, like Deaf Tones is
on a Tuesday. So I gotta be careful.

Speaker 11 (32:28):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I gotta just sip a couple of beers and then
keep it together, do.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Your thing, and pray for forgiveness in the morning.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I've done.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Do you have your your outfit yet?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
For I do so, Laura, I forgot to get tickets.
They sold out. Laura did get tickets and and said
that she would take me to the show because I can't.
I can't miss Deaf Tones, but I could only go
if I wore my target outfit. Is when I first
saw Deaftones for the first time. I was gonna target
by the clock of his Town Center when I was

(33:02):
in high school. My buddy Ralph and I drove down
there because we didn't have tickets and we were gonna
watch the show from like the window or something at
La Luna. Yeah, La Luna. We snuck in. We were
in our target gear. So Laura's like, well, we've got
to complete the circle. Yeah, which was a terrible idea,
but I'm gonna do it, so I did. I bought
a red polo off Amazon, got some khakis. I got
some khakis name tag. I bought the name tag Perfect.

(33:23):
I got the whole outfit.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Nice. I can't wait for the photo shoot.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
So I'll be rocking my target outfit at the Deftones
concert on a Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Perfect gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Which sucks because, like I'd like to get really drunk,
so it didn't matter that I was in a stupid
target outfit.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, but you got to be sober wearing that target
out I.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Don't think sober ish. And those types of khakis you
can tie one on.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Well, I just got to be careful for the next morning,
you know.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Anyway, we've got tickets to this show all week. Let's
play this.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Game, Dan Now, Danner, Drew and Laura's Wake Up Showdown.
Listeners to your corners.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I haven't played this in a while, man too, Listeners
who just woke up. Are gonna go head to head
answering basic trivia questions, questions that we should all know
because it's pretty easy, the great school type trivia here,
we hope, but you know, when your brain hasn't been
booted up this early, sometimes difficult. Let's meet our contestants.
Calling from Vancouver. His name, I'm sorry, calling from Saint Helen's.

(34:20):
His name is Anthony. Good morning, Anthony, Good morning, brother.
Let's meet your opponents. He is calling from Vancouver. His
name is Donald. Good morning Donald. All right, guys, you
know how to play the game? Did it makes sense?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I have to explain the game. But you have to
scream your name loudly and clearly to buzz yourself in.
All right, So you're gonna be like.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Donald and then and then we'll call on you.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
And then and then you say the answer.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
So don't answer the question until we've given you the
go ahead, all right, all right, yeah, yeah, go ahead, okay,
all right? What natural disaster is measured by the Richter scaley.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh, I heard Donald by hair.

Speaker 13 (35:12):
Earthquake?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
That is correct?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Bang bang one zero.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
By the way, it's the best out of a it's.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Three out of five. Who wrote hamlet?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Donald?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Donald?

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Shake there?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
That is correct?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
The dude to and no?

Speaker 3 (35:33):
In the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which turtle wore the
purple eyemask?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Anthony Michael?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Incorrect?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Donald, you can take a stab at it?

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Yeah, I don't really know, so I just want to guess.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I get that too late. You gave it up?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Done?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Correct answer is done to.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Zero, Donald Tello.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Which planet is known as I'm sorry? Which planet was
known as the Red planet?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Anthony?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Donald Anthony?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
That is correct?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Two to one?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
What do caterpillars turn into?

Speaker 7 (36:26):
Anthony?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Donald Anthony?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
That is correct.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Next one wins?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
What substance weekends Superman?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Donald Anthony?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
That is correct.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
But I had the dumb button just the other guys
of the F word.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Three to two Anthony is that?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
That's Anthony? Yeah, coming from behind?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Sorry the the guy cursed and yeah, right, yeah, we
heard you, We heard you, coming late, buddy.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Sorry about that. Donald.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Congratulations, Anthony, you just got tickets to go see nine
inch Nails.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
All you do have another chance to win tomorrow, so
try again then, all right, Donald, he's unhappy.

Speaker 8 (37:26):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, you got you got a chance all weekend a
shot at one five nine dot com right, beef water.
Everything's gonna be fun. Absolutely.

Speaker 14 (37:32):
I just got a funny visual of him just having
a moment in his vehicle.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Well he can think about the fact that he didn't
have Donald Tello.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I know he just gave that one up.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I gonna be honest, I don't know that I would
have gotten that right either. It's like which one's bill,
which one's Ted. Sometimes I can like confused.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Yeah, I guess it was my favor as a kid,
so I guess I'm expecting it to be law.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
That man just pulled his steering wheel off like a
NASCAR driver speaking a bill and Ted. I don't know
why I just thought of this. I guess because I
thought a bill in. But I saw somebody got a
bill in Ted tattoo over the weekend. Oh yeah, yeah,
like the time machine behind them and the phone booth.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
That's commitment.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I don't know if I like Bill and TeV, but
don't let me get a tattoo.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, that's a lot. Pretty sure. They called the wild Stallions,
Well absolutely are. By the way, I'm getting my first
tattoo tomorrow. I know how you feeling excited, nervous.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Bol nervous, poop in your pants. I'm nervous. I got
hurt so bad? Yeah, thank you, that's not you know
how I'm so annoyed by is like I tell people
I'm gonna ge tattoo, and they go, really, you know
it's gonna hurt, right, terrible? You don't really you don't
think I don't know what it's gonna hurt. They're gonna
put a wooden spoon in your mouth, like eighteen. Thanks
for pointing out the obvious, fellas. I know what's gonna hurt.

(38:41):
Why do you think I signed up for it?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
How many hours does this tattoo gonna take?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I don't know. It starts at noon, so.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Just until they're done. Yeah, and they don't give me
a guest it.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I don't know. I have no idea. It's between my
right elbow and my wrist.

Speaker 14 (38:55):
Depends on how many smoke breaks your artist needs yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, Well you can't do good art without at least
three mar bros.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, and burn one. I hope they don't smoke.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
That would suck well, but I'm sure they will give
you breaks and stuff, even though it doesn't really help,
Like I feel like when it's that much, it's like
I'm already in extreme pain. Like, just finish the job,
you know.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I'm kind of I'm nervous about it because it's kind
of an intricate tattoo and I've never had one, and
I'm a baby and I have since it is again, yeah,
I have siriasis, and so I'm worried about that.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I'm gonna I don't think that well.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I saw some bad photos of like people getting gun sideways,
got bad reactions to the tattoos. And remember how I
reacted when I got a bug bite.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, but you to have soriasis on your forearms, do
you know?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Just on that helps?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
And also you scratched the hell out of those bug bites,
so you're you're you're not going to be touching the tattoo.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
That thing looked like a forest that had been cut down,
and I'm like I remember.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Seeing to myself, It's fine, you guys, it's fine, Like.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I could feel it, swell the woolen and feel your
heartbeat and every one of the And I think I.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Didn't when you went to urgent care finally weren't there, Like, well,
I'm I'm glad you came in.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I remember your four scratches away from a wooden legger.
The lady at the receptionist desk when I showed it
to her, she went, oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
That's always concerning, right, she has seen some stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
She even thought that she goes, she's going to send
you to the actual hospitals because I was at like
a little specific urgent care type place. Yeah, she thought
they were gonna have see me somewhere.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
But I was fine, there you go.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
But yeah, no, first first tattoos tomorrow, and I no exciting,
and I have to do it because I already played
the deposits.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
So how does that work? Because I'm the only one
in here without any tattoos as of tomorrow? Do you
have a rap later or is that exposed tomorrow or
on Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I think it's a.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Rap right, Well, it depends on smaller tattoos they have,
like something called new skin or a second skin and
it just looks like a piece of tape that they
put over it, that you leave on for like four
or five days to let I don't know what they'll
do with yours. They might just tell you. They might
just give you after care instructions and tell you nothing.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, they'll wrap it on your way.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, they'll give you like a saran wrap.

Speaker 14 (41:03):
And you'll keep that on for I don't know. I
think they tell you twelve hours or something like that. Okay,
and then and then you got to take that off
and then wash it really well.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Well, we'll see how it goes. And I'll make sure
to put some pictures online at our Instagram at one
of five nine the brew or at Tanner, Jew and Laura.
Let's go to the funds real quick heights Tanner, Jo and Laura,
Good morning.

Speaker 15 (41:21):
Happy Monday, guys. It is high voltage, Maverick. I don't
want to call myself doctor of psoriasis, but I got
the same thing my friends and covered in tattoos. You're
gonna be just fine, brother.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
There you go a little peace of mind.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I feel you're going to I told the tattoo artist
about it, and she said she's done this before and
she's been through plenty people with psoriasis, so she'ld be
all right.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
They just can't tattoo onto right, Yeah, unless the mountain.

Speaker 15 (41:47):
Obviously you're going to a reputable tattoo artist, and those
guys after they've been doing it a while. I've seen
my guy can tell what somebody's gonna pass out. He'll stop.
But the way that they cover it, they'll teach you
how to carryous and goods. The there's some fantastic after
care for your skin that you'll get. But you're gonna
be fine. Brow bad.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
It's going to be the smelling celts.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
You have no idea what you're in for. Man, tell
you that it's not colors. I don't. It's gonna hurt
so bad.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Trying to scare.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Doesn't make it more painful, Tanner.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I thought of the shading, and everything made it painful.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Nah, the shading is the easy part, all the outline.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'm freakingner, Tanner.

Speaker 15 (42:26):
What what part of your body you get on?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
On your forearm or my right my right uh right arm,
between my elbow and my wrist. I actually thought about
going up a few inches, like to my bicep, but
I think I'm just gonna be album.

Speaker 14 (42:37):
He's really getting a beautiful butterfly on his lower back,
exactly the.

Speaker 15 (42:41):
Stale baby, take your skin and pitch it with your
two fingers, you know. It's it's kind of like that.
It's it's it's uncomfortable, it's not natural. But you're gonna
be fine, my friend.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
I actually I'm really excited. I just want to get
it over. Yeah, all right, Bolts Matter, appreciate you, brother,
I'm out.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
We'll have pictures on our Instagram, so follow us at
one of five nine The brew Or Tannerjo and Laura all.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Stories.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
It's not time for the big story, where we go
around the room sharing what we think the biggest stories
of the day are. Who wants to go first?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I can go first. A dog named Spot as joined
a Portland Metro explosive disposal unit. But there's something different
about this dog. He's a robot. The one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars four legged robot was made by Boston Dynamics.
We've all seen the videos and how creepy those robots are.

(43:42):
But Spot will be able to navigate by itself and
can reach areas where the other robot with tracks cannot go.
It has cameras, a speaker, air quality monitoring equipment, and a.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Big gas machine gun can.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Even open doors.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
This is minority report.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, so it's not equipped with a machine gun yet
as far as I know, But who's to say what
will happen?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
They show all these badass robots. I saw that China
just unveiled something and this robot can flip and dance
and stand on a tine legs like it was all.
It was like, it was like an animal, this this
this thing, and I'm just thinking, Okay, where's the lab
where there's a big flamethrower on the back of it? Yeah,
a machine gun?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
You know they've got one.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
You don't think the United States Army would like to
have a few of those on the battlefield.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Now that Boston Dynamics said they're not building them for
military purposes.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Come on, they probably have a partner company with a
different name that they're doing the same thing.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
The big story to me is the Powerball winner. It
hits again in Oregon, and it was like over the
weekend or something, so we weren't We didn't really talk
about it a lot, but I was kind of down
on buying tickets because I figured we had already had
ours here in the Pacific Northwest. Well, a three hundred
and twenty eight million dollar ticket was sold at fred

(45:01):
Meyer in Beaverton. Now that story gets one hundred thousand dollars.
This is cool. The Oregon Food Bank gets fifty thousand dollars.
But this winner has come forward, so it's official. They
will collect their portion of that money, whether it's lump
sum or the annual payments. It would be good to

(45:21):
be them hanging in Beaverton at Freddy's. You'll find it
at Freddy's. The winning lottery ticket.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
So great. I'm so happy for them. Yeah, speaking of
people coming forward, a resident of Bend, Oregon has come
forward and taken responsibility for putting googly eyes on statues
in recent months. Maybe you saw the reports on the
news or heard us talking about it, but somebody who
was going around putting googly eyes on statues and it
was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
It was great, Yeah, but the city didn't think so
because they were doing serious damage to that art.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Come on, you're leaving adhesive. Jeff Keith of Guardian Group
claimed that he used the duct tape to attach eyes
to various skull. He said that he also plays tula
skirts on statues in the area. Quote, it's a place
for me to cope with some pretty heavy stuff, he says.
When I come up to these roundabouts and I see
families laughing, like hysterically hysterically laughing at these it makes

(46:12):
for a good time, makes them feel good.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yeah, so he was trying to do the right thing.
He'll be charged.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
He also said that he didn't expect the prank to
get so much attention and would be willing to pay
for the damages. Let him go, there's no damages. A
little bit of duct tape of the rein's gonna wash
that away. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I don't think he deserves to be in trouble. I
think he would have been probably smart to stay in
the shadows.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, I'm surprised he came forward.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
He's probably like a decent wive guy and like just
like right because that banks he is doing. I don't
think he gets a permit. Doesn't He just do it
and he's incognitiate and everyone loves that. He gets paid millions.
Nobody says anything about that. Nobody says he about gum
walls gross, which is art and I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
The gum wall this past weekend and it just made
my stomach turn. That's pretty gross. That's so gross. I
saw someone on video lick the thing.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Oh yeah, in a post COVID world, that is some
danger boys stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
All right, coming up in a few minutes, we want
to know when's the last time you cried? Oh, you know,
it's a sensitive time for a lot of people. We
want to know if you've cried recently, and well for
h we'll take your calls. Coming up in just a
few minutes. Also, your next chance to win again a
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Speaker 11 (47:29):
You're listening to Drew and Laura and Laura.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
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dot com. All right, I found this article that is
gonna make sensitive guys feel good about themselves. Oh nice,
sensitive dudes who cry? Are you? Are you a guy

(47:58):
who cries? There's nothing wrong with it if you are.
I'm a crier.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, there is nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
They say that if you want to have better sex,
find yourself a man who cries. According to a sexpert.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I can absolutely see that being a thing.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
They say, men who cry are the best lovers, says
this relationship expert. They say that the fine line between
vulnerability and masculinity is the biggest challenge for men in
today's society.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
She's a thin line, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
She explains that finding a man in touch with his
emotions will allow people to find the quote catch of
a lifetime rather than just a day.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Well, I think if you're in touch with your emotions,
you're going to be more likely to understand other people's emotions. Right.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Apparently many gym zers are now swiping right on nice
guys on dating apps. They say that, you know, the
traditional like alpha male, The norms are shifting, is what
they say. Yeah, which, your masculinity today is not about
being a tough guy, or about being on or but
about being honest and respectful.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I think that somewhere in there there's a happy medium, right,
like there just too emotional.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, you don't want somebody, I mean, it's the same
thing with women, right, It's like, you don't want somebody
who's just like yeah all the time. Like you want
to be able to regulate your emotions. But also if
a time comes where it's appropriate to show emotion, I
would appreciate that you do. So you know what I mean, I'll.

Speaker 14 (49:22):
Start crying right in the middle of it.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
About thirty one percent of American men have actively changed
their behavior to become more vulnerable and open with people,
especially with the ones they're dating, according to Bumbles twenty
twenty four trends, and about a quarter of men twenty
five percent globally. This new found openness has had a
positive impact on their emotional state.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, because it's not good to keep it all inside,
bottle it up until you explode.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Yeah, that's what happens. You pent up. You end up
like a teapot, which is what I do.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I do that a lot. I hold things in and
then next thing, you know, I unload and it looks
like I'm a psychopath.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
So we want to stead release of emotions is what
they would like.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
But I do you know, I have no problem crying
like Drew seeing me cry. I've seen Drew cry. I
like I love that him and I are like on
the same emotional wavelength.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I thought you were going to say I love seeing
Drew cry, and I was like.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
I do like seeing him cry, Like, yeah, keep going, buddy,
let it out.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
He's nice to hold. But yeah, we want to know
when's the last time you cried?

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Now?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
This is the trust treat.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
You can tell us and nobody's listening to this.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I feel like there's multiple kinds of cry in my
life too, because because I am an emotion on your
sleeve type of person videos or or time hot pictures
or just my kid writing me a note. You know,
when they left town last week, one said remember me, dad,
and I get a little welled up. And when a

(50:47):
nine year old little girl says that to me. But
at the same time, that's not to me. That's not
like the cry that I do when something happens that
rocks my soul. Right, that's a different cry.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I what about you, be Faugher, when's last time you cried?

Speaker 11 (51:02):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (51:02):
Last night do it on the treadmill When I was
rocking at seven to ten at the Planet Fitness.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Got a little bit of a cramp. What about you, Laura?
You are you much of it?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
I think you cry or something to cryer. I cry
all the time. I usually just cry. I have two
levels of cry. Usually I do it alone in my
place or in my car or I also am notorious
for crying in public after I've had one too many pops.
Probably the weirdest place that I've cried, which I had

(51:33):
to be told about after the fact, was the strip club.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Why'd you cry to strip club?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Feel?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
They have so much more to live for? No, I
don't know. Probably about some I drank a couple of
beers and then I was like, I'm feeling sad about
a guy. And then I'm just like sitting at the
rail with a fistful of dollar bills, just sobbing.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
This lady's on one, but we're gonna take her ones.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Yeah. No, I don't think there's anything wrong with crying.
I just think it needs to be like I feel
like it's okay. Is it for a dude to like cry,
but then to like, okay, get it together? You just
don't want to be like I'm so sad all the time,
you know, baby, I'm sad. Like you can't be so
MOPy where you're like you're looking for a mom and
a feeling.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
That's the part.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
At a certain point, it almost feels manipulative. Like the
last dude dude I was dating a while back, he
cried when he broke up with me. Anna. There was
just like one single tear drop fallowing your cheek, and I.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Just want to.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
I just wanted to. He was just looking because I
was like, why are you crying?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
He's you know, he's not an animal. Look, I got
feelings too over.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Here late, which I mean, I do appreciate the sentiment,
but after a while, I'm like, I don't know. I'm
the one who should be crying.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Not you, buddy, you're breaking up with me. Yeah, when's
the last time you cried? Eight six six, four four five,
one oh five nine. Let's go to line one, hides
Tanadi and Laura.

Speaker 9 (52:54):
Good morning, Oh, good morning, folks man.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
What's the last time you cried?

Speaker 9 (53:02):
I don't know, a few minutes ago. I've been reduced
to homelesses because of the force.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
In twenty eighteen, and two weeks after I left the
XYS property, I was almost shut dead on the coast
because someone lied and said I waited a gun at them.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah that's the reason to cry, Yeah, Yeah, uh.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Huh, okay, moving forward, So I in my car. I
sleep in my car. It has no heat.

Speaker 9 (53:27):
My daughter scored it.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Talking to a nice African American gentleman for fifteen minutes.
He forgot to mention the heat didn't work.

Speaker 9 (53:36):
Yeah, but it has good soul because.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
He put an amp and a sub in it. And
so if I turned the story up past about seven,
it flips the car over. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Uh, I don't know how all.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
We're going to get you some help. It's gonna make
me cry.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
No heat is a is a kicker that going.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
I don't know what's going on there. We're gonna get them.
We can be Fought's personal phone number and make blankets.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I mean, he's full of hot air. Just have him
sit and breathing that thing.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
When is the last time you cried? Last time I
cried was recently?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, like how recently? We're talking?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Uh on my way to work. No, it wasn't the one.
It was over the weekend. I cried over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
And what was that.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I was watching a sad film.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
I'm also that'll do it for sure, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
That'll do it. And you know I was drinking. I fell,
I fell off the wagon.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Ye wait, wait, wait, hold on, Hold on a second,
Hold on a second.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
We got to god, there are four days left in
the morning Friday.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
There wasn't.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Twenty five days is long enough. I did a good job.
Completely proud of myself.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I am outraged. It's thirty one days.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Bro, all right, he did a whole month last year.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah, a whole month. We're fine. Everything's fine. I sweated.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
You were just gonna slip that in there and nobody
was gonna notice.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I was hoping.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Well, he had to explain why he was crying in
the movie. Had a couple of pops.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
You could have just left it. It was a sad movie.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I don't care whatever. Well, you know how they hit
you right in the field.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Not everybody cries at a strip club when they drink.
He can have pop.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, all right, we'll take all you're calls it a
few minutes. Why did you cry? Hang on?

Speaker 5 (55:34):
And now, Bruce Sports, Bruce Sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Well, the Super Bowl is all set after the Chiefs
and the Eagles got the job done, and now it
is a standard issue Kansas City Chiefs betting line. Of course,
I don't know how quickly we're going to get the
Kelsey brothers, uh, you know, going head to head because
one of them is now an announcer for ESPN and
was on location at the Eagles game in the tailgates.

(56:03):
He's a long time Eagle. I mean when he was
talking to the coach before the game, he was borderline crying.
So now do you root for your brother or do
you root for your Eagles? Because it's not your ring
this time around. He's got to be kicking himself a
little bit. He finally hangs it out. He should have
stayed in and the Eagles have had such trouble at center.
I'm surprised they aren't signing him this week to come play.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
In a couple.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Actually he did steamrolled right now. He's lost so much
weight because he's I mean, these guys are it's just
muscle milk and like hams for all these years and
then they get thinned down within minutes. So now it
is set Chiefs favored by two. It is way too
early to pick a winner here because you know, injuries
could come out, there could be something in the wash.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
But for now, sure you're going to watch this game.
Though you think.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
I'm gonna watch every Super Bowl, but like because it's
also an event, you know, it's like I'm not am
I going to not go to the party because I
don't want to see the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Well, what we're doing, we're throwing a party, but we're
going to watch something.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Oh god, because.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
It's like it's so dull, like if either team.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Were we're gonna lose.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
You watch the puppel.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, well I will watch the Puppy Bowl. My kids
love the puppeople before that's before the game anyway. But
I don't know, maybe I don't know something other than
the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah, that's gonna be an interesting party. The dude who
shows up thinking you're watching the Super bowls like.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
One of my friends like sports fair.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Enough, Well this is interesting as well, you know, like
when we were kids, I didn't even realize this all
these years leading up to this game this weekend. The
I thought the Cowboys won three championships in a row,
but they won two, missed a year, and then won
the third. So no team has ever won three in
a row. The Chiefs going for history and Taylor Swift

(57:44):
will be front and center for it all, and Vegas
things they'll do it by two. There's the sports all right.

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one thousand dollars. All right, this morning, we want to
know when's the last time you cried?

Speaker 16 (58:07):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
For a lot of us, it was just recently. So
we want to know how long has it been for you?
Eight six, six, four, four five, one oh five nine.

Speaker 11 (58:15):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
When is the last time you cried? We're talking about
this because there was a new survey that came out
of It was an article from a sexpert relationship experts
saying that men who cry are the better lovers. Uh,
They're more in touch with their emotions.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Yeah, this was not surprising to me.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Which I am the older I get, I feel very like, Uh,
I used to kind of be like embarrassed that I
would cry a lot. You know, I can't remember. I'd
get made fun of and I would There was one
time in summer school. These I just my mom made
me shave my head or something like, I didn't I'd
like to cut all my hair off. What just to
go to church camp. She wanted me to have like
short hair, durch your long hair. So I get my

(58:56):
hair cut. I really hate it. I'm embarrassed. And then
I go to summer school and some kids started making
fun of me. And summer school kids are meaner than
the normal.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Kids because half of them are really bad.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yeah, and they just I don't know you, there's no connection,
and so they just were just mean. And I remember
I cried in class. Yeah, this is like the third
grade or something, which is tough. And I cried in class.
And I remember like the more I tried to hold
it in, like that made it worse, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Oh yeah, having three brothers, I was the more emotional
of the four, right like where and they sense weakness
the same thing as the classroom you're talking about. So
as soon as you start getting emotional, it's like, oh,
it's gonna be a baby, and then it just gets
worse and worse.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
If only I could have brought this stat that I
would be the cast and over best lever of the group. Yeah,
because of my emotion.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
I grew up thinking it was a bad thing in that,
you know, just like not to do it in public
and stuff around My family is cool because it was
all women and so they would just baby me. It
was great, but like, yeah, it had been public, I
would try to hold it together and then I just couldn't.
And then the older I get, I'm like, you know,
it's okay. I've cried in public, Laura, you cried at
a strip club. I've never done that, but I've cried.
I've cried. I cried a carry out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Once I feel like the strip club, there's enough people
in there crying already, You're not going I cried.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I think I dumped. I got dumped by a girl.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I was gonna say, why was your performance that's bad
that you cried after a karaoke song?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I was, I just got dumped, and I was. You know,
once you start drinking and again you're going through it, feel.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Like, you know what's going to make me feel better?
Karaoke not so much.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Well for the whole song, you feel better than when
you hand the mic back reality.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah, that's right, let's go to line one hides Tanners
to and Laura. When's the last time you cried?

Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
Did that mean? Oh dude, that's awesome. By the way,
it's an honor of speaking to you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Thanks man, I appreciate your time.

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
I've been with you guys in four years. I've been
listening to Laura for ten awesome. No, I cry every day,
Drew would relate to this. I have a two year old.
It's my first kid. Everything is an experience.

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
I mean, whoa.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Everything is just like going on all the time. It's like,
I hope you know what I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Mean, Drew, I mean I absolutely do.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
And you don't know. You don't know what the kid wants.
You don't have the fottel. I mean, it's climbing on everything,
it's destroying everything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
So you're you're having distressed tears at this point because
a two year old is coming for everything. But those
tears will just keep going, Like from the moment they're born,
you get attacked with tears and then you're crying for help.
And these years you're in now. But then as soon
as they're even eight or nine, you start getting time
hot pictures of them when you don't even notice them

(01:01:35):
grow up until a video or something reminds you that
time has slipped you, and you will cry about that
because you can't have it back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Watch them grow up quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah, and it's like every step that you realize that
has happened, you get emotional about not having it the
old way.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
Oh dude, I've been watching that. I've been waiting for
the kid to go back and crawling. I mean, I'm
losing PlayStations, I'm losing controller, I'm losing my phone. I mean,
it's my good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
One year old father was rough for this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Well, reset every password on every device in the building.
She'll just stack phones in a closet like it's It's real, dude,
the struggles real.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Thanks to the comment. We appreciate it so much. Let's
go line too. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. When's the
last time you cried? How long has it been?

Speaker 17 (01:02:24):
About ten minutes ago.

Speaker 11 (01:02:27):
I had to put my dog to sleep, so.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Oh man, I'm sorry, dude, that's animals. I could get
me if it's in a movie, if it's a commercial,
you know, Sarah McLaughlin starts singing and I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Yeah, forget about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
I just animals. I hate to say it, like I'm
more I get more emotionable animals than I do people, which, yeah,
depending on the people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Yeah, with the with the dog, it's just not fair
that they live such a shorter life than you. So
you may have to do this three, four, five times
in your life.

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
We got a friend who we work with. It's got
Tom who adopts senior dogs, and he's going through it
every other month, and I'm like, I don't know that
I could put myself through that. Cooper's seven. He just
turned eight actually, uh last week, And yeah, the thought
of him, you know, passing makes me sick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
It's hard to even say it out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Dude, I I yeah, and I get really sad. I
definitely have cried about that already and he's not even gone.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Yeah that's so. I was talking to somebody about this.
It's called like anticicipitory grief or something. It's like when
you're anticipating being sad and then that makes you sad.
But last weekend, when I was in Santa Fe with
my ex, we were talking about, Okay, what are we
going to do when it's time for the dog to go?
And we were both tearing up. So I mean, yeah,

(01:03:42):
that's it's that's tough. That's tough when you spend so
much time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
I'm sorry you had to put your dog down this morning. Bro,
I that makes me feel terrible. But you know, maybe
he's not suffering anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Still not easy. Well, we lost him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I think he's upset.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Yeah, it's a roughing sense.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
It is like I thought, you know, we were going
to talk about lighthearted stuff. But yeah, I suppose it
makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
It does make sense.

Speaker 14 (01:04:07):
I'm still thinking about the guy with the two year old,
and I think that's a good time for I've been
working on this product for probably seven years now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I'm on Toddler Taser three point zero. It's just enough
to scare him, doesn't hurt anybody. It'll save you at PlayStation.

Speaker 14 (01:04:23):
I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
It said time like this. I'm glad your youngest is
seventeen and they will soon be uh s.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
I'm telling you what. You just clicked that button a
couple of times. They sp Don't let bee faughter fool you.
He called me recently and was like his daughter gave
him a present like that she spent with her own money.
Sweet shoes, and he was so emotional about it.

Speaker 14 (01:04:41):
The thing will make you sappy as I'll get out. Well,
my son was getting ready to graduate high school. Every
time I thought about it, I will doe.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah. And this went on for six weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Show me a father video at a wedding where they
give their daughter away in the speech, and I won't
even be able to hang out with you for an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Any father daughter stuff in father son stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Whenever it's like, oh, yeah, they're moving on in life
without you. Oh no, just super super upset about it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Let's go to Richard Richard, good morning. When's the last
time he cried? My friend Michael?

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
Oh, just over it's Mike again.

Speaker 18 (01:05:14):
But it's just over Christmas break with my two girls, Uh,
Christmas break, but from school. And I have two elderly
dogs that were brother and sister and they're both the
same age because they're born from the same litter. But
they both passed within nine days of each other.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Wow, man at the holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's been rough.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
But yeah, I'm sorry, it's time for a goldfish.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Sorry to hear about that, Richard.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Here you go.

Speaker 18 (01:05:42):
I told my parents or my kids, I said, if
they want another pet, they can.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Open the door and light and let flies in. Yeah,
sometimes the ship is safe some people.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Some people don't want to move on that quickly. I
think I would need another animal to keep my mind busy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I that's what my dad does. He always has to
replace with another rescue.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Sorry about your loss, bro, take care of yourself and
get it all right, buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Oh the dude and IM's like, I'm fine though, Dude,
I'm fine, bros. Yeah, no worries.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
You ever have a friend who's kind of like, you know,
he's sad, and you know, like maybe you just walked
in on him, you know, when he was crying, Hey man,
everything was all right, and he's like everything's fun, bro. Yeah,
who just refuses to admit that he's hurt. A couple
of people like it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
If it's me and you catch me crying, I just
come lay my head on your chest. We breathe it out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Yeah no, I I I'm a crier. Got nothing to
be ashamed of. And uh, well you just can't help it. Yeah,
Sometimes you just can't help it, and you know it
feels good to get it out. Sometimes you just need
to get it out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
It's cathartic.

Speaker 14 (01:06:42):
Yeah, I also think, uh, we get a little more
sensitive to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
It with age.

Speaker 14 (01:06:46):
I feel like the older I get, the more that happens.
And I don't know if that's grappling with the you know,
just the nature of time, like you realize you're getting older.
Like I literally cannot get my dad a birthday card
without him just turned into a heap.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Really, It's like it would be nice if I could
just wish.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
You a happy birthday. We could just move on to he's
gonna cry every year?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Like I just signed it. That was written by a lady,
newn Care.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
No more cards, I get it all right, More of
your calls and texts coming up in just a few minutes.
Nine nine seven is the texta one Drew Laura Portland's
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Drew and Laura talking about crying, uh and the last
time you did it? And I am I. I think

(01:07:32):
I can confidently say there's probably not a week in
the last year or so that I have to cry
at least once.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Yeah, I cry, man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
We just there was a guy his talkback was too
quiet to hear. Some people, some people don't put the
phone right in their mouth or something. He was saying, like,
I'm a man, I don't cry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Oh that's a social construct. Well, it's also out to
cry if you're a man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
But you're also a product of your environment. It's true
if you grew up in a place where they don't cry,
you just don't know what that long silent type yeah,
because you probably get emotionally and you just don't know
how to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
But then you go and punch wall instead because you
know how to express it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
I got to punch a lot of walls, a.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Lot of holes. But yeah, I think it's probably not
a week that's passed where I haven't cried.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
And I don't think there's anything wrong with that, you know.
I think that tears come to my eyes almost every
day at some point, but it's whether I let it
go all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Recently it was I you know, I think the last
time I really cried, I broke up with a girl, right,
and I cried about that a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Heartbreak is hard to get away from.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Yeah, heartbreak is probably the thing I cried about the most,
and then the dog, and then like's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Not a loss is probably number one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
A When I lost bear I was pretty upset. I think, jeez,
I cried on the air. That was the first time
I cried on the air that I can think of.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Yeah, but I mean it makes sense like I would
be if your dog died and you didn't cry, I'd
be like some problem with you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Yeah, you know, well you said your your father passed,
so you didn't cry.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Yeah, I was nine years old.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
To me, that was a like not that day wasn't
sudden all. You were kind of led to water on
that well.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
And that was kind of a weird thing because like
I remember my grandmother asking me. She's like, if you
cried about your dad? And I was like no, and
she's like, well you need to, And.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
I was like that's a weird comment.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Yeah, so I kind of got like the opposite response.
But I don't know, I think that's also like I
think not crying too is also maybe a defense mechanism
where it's like, all right, I'm going to compartmentalize that
and I'm going to stuff it down and I'm not
going to cry about it. But that wasn't like an
active choice. It just like it didn't come until much later.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
That's how you dealt with it in the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Yeah, people deal with things in weird ways and that's
why I drink all right. Ninety one ninety seven is
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Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
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So the fact that we have this many people has
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It sucks that their love's falling apart, but yeah, great
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This is what allows me to sleep at night. Is
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the next phase.

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Yeah, we're doing them a favor by doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
That's what we have to think that I'm reading about
a few of the couples right now. I'll I'll just
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Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Names all until we get them on just keep anonymous.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
This one says, we've been We've been apart for over
twelve years. She's been at the same guy for over
five years, and I've been with her, Oh my god.
And I've been with her two year old older sister
for almost twelve years. What this is two years older?
I think this is the yeah, the Jerry Springer type

(01:11:18):
story that people telling us about. Yeah, it's meaty, and
you will love the story. She and I, she and
I are are cool, and her sister and everyone's cool.
So it sounds like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Well after years. I'm sure it was not cool at first,
Like we're gonna split up and then you're gonna date
my sister? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
I think so, and they're still married after all this time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Yeah, well, but yeah, you got to look through a
lot of things, like when the family events happen. You're like,
all right, we gotta round the edges here and playhouse. Yeah,
because that's awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
That is a very awkward Thanksgiving dinner for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
This one, this one says, my hopefully soon to be
X husband cheated on me and and doesn't want to
work on a really ship, so we decided to split up.
I've been I've been tied to him for an additional
two years. Since he won't pay for it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Oh, you won't pay for the divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
She says, This seems like my best chance.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Sure, because now neither of you will have to pay
for it, except for the five hundred dollars filing fee,
which is a lot less than what it would be otherwise.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
This one says, we've been separated for almost five years.
We were married, we were married in a sports bar,
and it just seems right to get divorced at a
bacon and beer.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Yeah that's about right. Yeah, I love it. I love
it wild on the way in and out.

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It's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
I'm not even like, do you think the news will
show for this? They showed up to the last one.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
The news is funny, you know, they're like, we're looking
for feel good stories, right, We're gonna feel great. But
we'll see if they bite. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna
send them the press release.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Yeah right, see if the feeling. Like though, if the
news does show up, imagine the comments, because it's not
all gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Be Oh yeah, some of the comments the comments section
on Facebook in Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
They're not gonna up. You're breaking it up firmly encouraging divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
We're not encouraging it. We're just you know, it's a
fact of life, and we're trying to help people out
that are actually going to get divorced. We're not saying, hey,
go ruin your marriage. Yeah right, walk into the living
room and break some stuff to you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
That's not it. That's not what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Which that's next year. We'll do uh, we'll do shock
divorces next year.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Yeah, Love Love Stings three. Now we're just throwing things
at the walls.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
This is gonna be like just doing you were not
the follower doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
We're doing paternity tests. That's for an entire show.

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With some wheezer you're listening to and Laura Drew and Laura, I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Don't know how this happens, but a man, a man's
body was actually leaking cholesterol after eating a bunch of butter.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
And cheese cholesterol. I didn't know that cholesterol could be
its own item, Like I get that it's a thing
in your blood, but I didn't realize it could actually.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Yeah, you know those insults when you were a kid, like,
oh man, you're your mom's so fat that you leaks
butter or whatever. This guy actually was leaking butter. This
is how much butter do you have to eat? Yeah?
I think all of it. So an unnamed Florida man
decided a trendy high fat diet of beef, cheese and
butter would be good. But indy, who's doing that?

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
But you know, like beef and eggs is the carnivore diet.
But beef cheese and butter, apparently.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
It's that keto? Is that like an extreme form of
keto the cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
It ended up with fat oozing out of his pores. Apparently.
The case, which was published in Jamma Cardiology, says the
patients at cholesterol levels were over one thousand milligrams per desolat.
Now we had to look up what a desolator.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Is per Yeah, per about a half cup.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
So one is cholesterol levels over one thousand milligrams per
desolat high cholesterol is anything over two hundred and forty.
In fact, the excess fact God came out of his
out of his blood vessels and resulted in visible yellowish
deposits on his hands.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Dude, you know what it looked like. Is that chee
or that butter on the inside of a microwave popcorn bag?

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Yeah, I bet it looked like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
It tastes that way.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
I hope authors say this case quote highlights the impact
of dietary patterns on lipid levels. It's unclear if if
the man has returned to a more well rounded diet
or not. I have no idea how that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Yeah, because people who eat carnivore they have a high
cholesterol to start with, just because of the way you're eating.
But to put cheese, butter and meat like there's just
no break.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
If your popcorn isn't buttered enough, just rub a little
on my back.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Yeah, I bet it probably scratches at it, just like
you do that dust inside that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Gets stuck under your fingernails.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah, and you know, like the way my hands feel
after I eat popcorn at the movies is so gross,
and that's all on your whole body.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
And clothes are all greasy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
You go to wash off your hands and it's like
an oil slick. Just stay as greasy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
You see a kid eat it, you know, they're like
their pants after some popcorn, disgusting and wiping off.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
It's weird that my jeans are beating water right now
because there's so much butter on them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Dude, speaking of popcorn, it was like a month ago.
I've got some really nice Nike shorts that I wear
at the house, just in my house. They're the thick
Nike shorts, so they were a little more expensive, but
I got them out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
The outlet, so yeah, they were at a few bones off.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah, but they're like the expensive ones for shorts. They're
ridiculously overpriced.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Yeah, things overpriced, especially when you get that swoosh.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
I microwaved some movie style popcorn like a month ago
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Like that redraggon fingers on those shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
And well, I wasn't paying attention, and I went downstairs
and I sat it in my lap and I was
looking at the TV. And then when I looked down,
so much grease had leaked into the leg. I washed
the shorts and now there's just a stain.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
There, got an oil slick.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
As are my gray sweat like my gray ones.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Gray is not like I almost refuse to buy anything
gray because as soon as you sweat or you spill
something on it, it's there's no coming.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
And clean sweatpants look fine. Stained sweatpants make you look
like a monster. Yeah, you know, like I look at
myself in the mirror and I've dropped, like, you know, pizza,
sauce or something on my sweatpants, and I just look like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
A heathen, Like has this man ever eaten before?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
I't like a baby?

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Like a stained stick will help those. But you're right,
gray is the toughest because it's just a shadow.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Yeah, so there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
I guess just be careful. That's not the that's not
the diet. The beef, cheese and butter.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
It sounds grand, but that amount of cheese alone, I
can just imagine, like it hurts when you bend your elbow.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Yeah, I'm so inflamed.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
I love you go to make a bowel movement, you
don't go to make a bower movement.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Ever, That's what I was gonna say. I love cheese,
and I gotta be careful because I ate a little
too much. I gotta pay for it the next day.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Once a week, you dese eat deposit a brick and
that's about all.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Yeah, and you're screaming at the top of your lie.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
We got a talkback message. You can send us one
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Speaker 16 (01:18:57):
I actually know the exact last time that I cried.
It would be January fourth, on my way to work
because then I was borrowing my friend's car and I
accidentally turned it upside down onto its roof.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Oh no, it didn't survive the ordeal.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
That you did, so that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
You got some splaining to do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Yeah, al Luntzer Junior, how do you tell your friend
that you totaled his car?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
And when you flip a car, you've made it. You
likely made an ill advised decision.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Because if someone else flipped you, you would have told
us that. So you probably got a little hot in
the corners. Not used to a car with that much
uh uh uh. And you know when you borrow buddy's car,
you're like, dude, this thing is sick.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
You limit it on black ice I've.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Seen cars flipped. I saw a video where it just
looked like the minivan wasn't going that fast, but it
somehow hit like like a median in the middle of
the freeway and flipped right on its side, just hit right. Yeah,
and you know the leg How did that happen?

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
That's brutal and the car was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Barely moving and you're probably sitting there like I was
going six miles an hour and now upside down.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Especially that mini van that got flipped. It's like, I
don't think they ever designed those for someone to drive
hard enough to end up on it through.

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Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
All right? I gotta be honest. My anxieties through the
roof because of this tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
It's tattooed Eve.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Yeah, yeah, I just have a lot to do with
the tattoo. I getting my first tattoo tomorrow, and it's
like I decided to go big and get like a
giant one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Yeah, like most people get like a balloon or a
smiley face for a second.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Lord got a tattoo like what a month or two ago?
And yeah, it was just something tiny on her arm,
a little space peanut. Well yeah, we never ended up
talking about that on the radio. What was that?

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Oh? It was just like flash tattoo. Like every Friday
the thirteenth, A lot of tattoo parlors will just do
like special flash tattoos for cheaper. But it's like you
get what you get, Like I picked something out of
a book.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Was that acorn or something?

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
No, it's like a it's dumb. It's like a It's
like a glass heart with a cork on it oka
and water in it, and then it has little miniature
hearts inside.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
See then that make you feel better? You thought you're
out way more than that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Yeah, but that's the whole thing that I'm at the
point in my life where like, if you guys were
to be like, hey, let's go get a tattoo together,
I'd be like, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like I thought about
you though you were fly by the seat of your pants,
Whereas I'm like, give me six months to think of that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Yeah, Like I don't. I haven't even seen the tattoo yet.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
So that's what stressed me out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
That's why I'm a little stressed out because they told
me I'm not going to see it until the night
before and then I'll have a few hours to do
some modification.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
But I also think that's good for you, because you're
the type of person who will be like, oh, tweak this,
and you like look at it for over an hour
and then you're like actually, and you would never end
up getting one, because you would you'd be changed.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
I'd never edited a thousand times.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
When you edit music, you'd keep going back to it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Yeah, you just have to really like trust the process.
You chose this artist for a reason, right, She's still
let her do her thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
You're right. I found I just went on YouTube or no,
not YouTube but Instagram, and I just started looking at
local artists and I just this one caught my eye,
and so I they go, you know, when I booked
the appointment, They're like, do you have something specific or
do you want her to do her thing? And I go,
I got some ideas, but I kind of just want
her to do her thing. But that by draw, you're
not gonna want it on. Yeah, yeah, but it does
make me very nervous. And so yeah, I got my

(01:22:39):
anxieties up right now because it's a big one. I
don't know what it is. It's going to go on
my right arm between my elbow and my wrist, and
I'm just, you know, I don't I've never had one,
so I don't know what to expect it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
This is, you know what this kind of reminds me of.
And it's a different scenario. But remember Drew when Tanner
went to Disneyland for the first time and he was
so paranoid about getting to the airport on time.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
You like, got there the day before, yeah, three hours before.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Yeah, and then it was it was nothing to work.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
I got there so early that they didn't even have
the destination for the plane on the on the red screen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Yeah, it's like, you know why it was blank. It's
I'm the same way where the anticipation of something is
always more aggressive than the moment. I'll just totally build
myself into a frenzy and then realize, oh, that's all
that was. Yeah, you know, and so I'm hoping that's
what it is as soon as you feel that yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
And then like, I'm stressed out this morning because I
did I was trying to do dry January and then
I fell off the wagon Saturday night, and it is
what it is. I got twenty five days. But there's
a part of me that feels extremely guilty about it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Yeah, because you made it so far, and it's like, well,
it doesn't matter in the moment. Afterwards, you wish you
still had that number.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
But I had a rough weekend and I was like
I'm drinking, you know, like twenty five days is enough.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
I actually don't feel bad because I did that once
in like spectacular fashion, Like I had gone out with
a friend who wasn't doing dry January and it was
like two weeks into the month or something. I hadn't
even made it that far, and I was like, you know,
what a glass of wine sounds nice? A glass of wine.

(01:24:13):
She actually sent me a picture from that night just
the other day, and I was like, oh my god,
I was supposed to be sober and I was absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Dude, and I got for dry January. I got so hammered.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
You think about it twenty days or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
So yeah, then I crashed out and text the next
girlfriend after.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Oh nah, that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
That's why Laura doesn't drink.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Yes, that is partially the reason, because I make unwise
choices when I have had a few BEFI.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
It was like three in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
Oh no, it was like there was no denying what
it was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
I was so drunk and I was so upset and
I just had alve emotions in me. And so I
sent her.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
What did you text the reason one?

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Oh no, well hey, and so she didn't even write
me back until this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Oh it's been I got told.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Yeah, I got when I got to the shower this morning.
I got the response from my angry drunk text message
Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Oh that's a good way to day.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
She just she knew you were going to be simmering
in it yesterday, just like let it sit for a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
I was such a bad crash out. It was the
worst crash out I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
Dry January crashes are bad because you've already not been
drinking for a period of time, so your tolerances.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
I'd be a way cheaper date after twenty five days.
Oh yeah, for sure, amazing. I had nine beers dang,
from milch to nine. That's pretty because I bought a course.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
It's course light, so I drink, you know, so it's
more like seven and I and it definitely was over
the course of like at least an hour and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
No, if it's till three the morning, I started early, started.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Like or nine.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Yeah, but still though, that's I mean, if.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Don't drink kids, it's bad. I was depressed. I'm fine now,
but it's not good to do what I did. So
I'm fine, you know, I'm yeah, I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Now you're checking on him. Yeah, it feels worse when
Laura's like, are you going to be He says that
you want me to call and check on you?

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Well, what am I going to do? I mean, I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Not much can do?

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Oh yeah, you can't. Can't change the past.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
You can't take back that test text message.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
No, you can't try.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
You can try. Gonna worry.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
I say a lot of things I wish I could
take back. Let's go to just listen to this last
four hours. You'll know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
It's Santa Juw and Laura. Good morning. Hello, mm hmm.
I love you there, Bud, I'm here, man right, talky.
What's happening?

Speaker 12 (01:26:40):
Not much?

Speaker 13 (01:26:40):
Man working away? Happy day Monday, Happy Monday, my friend.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:26:45):
Quick question, I got a coworker mine was talking about
the mass divorce and uh, he lives up in Washington.
Does that covered people that live in Washington?

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
That's actually a good question. I feel like there are
different rules.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
I'm not sure, but you know, I feel like we
could look into that ahold of Colin from Goldberg Jones
today and I'll ask him and I'll have that answer
for you.

Speaker 13 (01:27:03):
Tomorrow, sweet guys. And then hey, we'd like to welcome
our new critter to the family, our little Penelope.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
I was gonna say, you said no more cast and
so you get a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Let me show you to send me a picture of
his new dog, Penelope and it's adorable. Did you send
me that text message or on Facebook?

Speaker 13 (01:27:28):
Facebook Messenger sometimes I never you get.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
A message you like, which one? Did I see that on?

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Here's his dog?

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Did you rescue like the Taco bell dog?

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Oh my god, you never see like a long haired And.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
If you're watching us on the spy, can.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Che something so cute?

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
What'd you say? What kind of dog?

Speaker 8 (01:27:51):
You say?

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
She wants tough? The phone cut out? Say again, the
phone cut out? What'd you say?

Speaker 13 (01:27:56):
Oh, she's a Chinese cressage.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Takee, Chinese crusted.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
It sounds like a delicious snack, crusted, crested.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
At this rate, we'll get the full breed in like
an hour. Yeah, it's an adorable dog. We'll put a
link up on our Instagram at at Tanner jew and
Laura so you can see toast new animal.

Speaker 13 (01:28:15):
All right, and we're accepting clothing the nation. She wears medium.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Okay, same size is true.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
The loaf everybody medium.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
And by the way, tofa, are you and your wife
good after getting married to baking and beer last year?

Speaker 11 (01:28:28):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:28:28):
Yeah, everything's doing great. We're just loving it, just living
in a dream or you know, our house is getting
all situated, construction done.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
We'll keep in mind that we're doing a master voice.
So if things fall apart, yeah, we got you. Try
to have them before the Valentine's Day so.

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
We can do it.

Speaker 13 (01:28:42):
If you can guarantee it's a trip to Vegas. We
might think that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
I don't know, that's a pretty fickle relationship. Yeah, we're
getting divorced because we're.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Get remarried in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
All right, to we'll see you. Got bacon a beer,
my friend? You good guy. One of our favorite listeners.
Let's go to line too. Is this Mike or Richard?

Speaker 8 (01:29:02):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
I don't know, Richie, Richie? What's somebody?

Speaker 17 (01:29:07):
Hey, I just got some advice about your tat. I
got all kinds of tats, got addicted to them. But like, uh,
that new skin stuff, if you're really sensitive, it'll like
make you break out around the tattoo like a weird
adhesive they have on it. Because I have that to
the skin. But the aftercare, I haven't heard anybody say it,

(01:29:27):
but the aquafloor is like the best stuff you could
put on on your chats.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Aqua aquapor and miracle stuff for all things with your skin.
When the bit with babies and there when their butt
goes to burning, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
I'm a bit nervous because I do have psoriasis. I'm
just hoping that it heals properly. So yeah, I'll get
that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
I would Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if she includes
that in the aftercare instructions.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Awesome.

Speaker 17 (01:29:54):
Yeah, most people don't know that the aquafloor is probably
the best stuff after tat.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Letting, you know, Okay, I appreciate them. Well, I'm getting
a big one tomorrow on my right arm, so we'll see.

Speaker 17 (01:30:07):
I'm excited, excited.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
I even sent the tattoo artist a message this morning
and go, hey, super excited. Nervous is all held, but
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
It's gonna be great. And then Wednesday stroking in here
all day.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
Yeah, all right, buddy, thanks for the alright, I will
have some photos online if you want to see.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
It's nice. As soon as it's done, take on right away,
because it goes through healing face.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Here, it looks really good, then bad, then good again.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
We decided to opt out of the live streaming the
tears just in case. Now I'm going to cry, so
i'd rather not get a compilation video after.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Once you get started, you'll be like, oh, this is
not so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
That's what Bee Fighters said.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Yeah, you like the arm burned feeling, so maybe that'll
be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
I'm a weird cookie. Like when we were kids, they would.
I can't say it on the air because the names
have changed. Is fine arm burns in school?

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
It's reading out the rag on your arm.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
But I loved it as a kid. I think it
feels good. Beef Water did it to me, Laura and
Beef did it to me today just to see if
I still liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Yeah, I love it to a borderline moaning.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
I feel so good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
I was like, this is awkward.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
It's like, it's cool if it gets mildly sexual.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
I had a rough weekend, just like, come on.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Both arms that once ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
If I could get Drew and Laura on the side
of me, I'm on board again.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Yeah, Drew didn't do it. He's the and he's got
the guns. Yeah, he's got the guns for it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
So we've got it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
We've got a soft hand, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
That doesn't for us. We are not gonna do a
Donkey show today or tomorrow because of my tattoo. That's right,
So I won't be able to do one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Tomorrow, but on Wednesday, it's going to be a banger
on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Hanger Donkey Show on Wednesday. Uh your chance to win
a thousand dollars from the cash squash, so happens right now.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Bye,