TD&L Full Show For Monday- Let's Party

On today's show we announced the location of our next Bacon and Beer which is going down in at Gligamesh Brewing. We also read about funny warning labels and payed our respects to Bob Barker who passed away at the age of 99.

Episode Transcript

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Oh, y y, your goodmorning. It is a Monday. What

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is it? I can't see Theyput these new mic flags on, have
our show logo on it and nice, and I can't see anything. Yeah,
you have one before? No,I had. It was just I
took it off because I couldn't seeDrew. I couldn't see the screen like
it just blinds me. But youhave the logos all behind you, so
yours could come off at some point. Yeah, I'm gonna take it off.
I'm gonna have to. It's youcan watch our Tanner Drew and Laura

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livestream our spycam and you can seeour flags that just cover my funny that.
Yeah, even on the camera youcan't see Tanner because the flag just
could look at that look at thatshot, I can't. I mean the
flag does look great though, ormaybe this is more appropriate for the audience.
This is your new alter ego,you know how like they'll put a
black line and require ouse someone's eyesto make them. You know, undercover,

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you can use the mic flag.Yeah, we gotta just yours.
You've got a cordon away. There'sall sorts of things going. Oh,
my entire mic system's broken over here. So luckily that's not permanent, that's
right, because the mike was shortenout last week. Yeah, yeah,
and our engineer was out of townlast week, so nothing could get fixed
because he got one guy for likeeight eight or nine radio Sea, which
makes a lot of sense. Isthat out of the face? And I
think I jammed it up where itcame from? You know what I mean?

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You can see you so clearly,now, all right, it's beautiful.
Check out the live stream. It'sCalamity of Airs online. You can
also see the stream on our socialslike Facebook and Instagram. Just type in
one of five nine the brew orTanner, Drew and Laura. Later on
today, we've got tickets to gosee one of my favorite comedians of all

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time, John Oliver is going tobe at the Schnitzer coming up. Uh
sep, what is that on theeighth? The eighth, Yeah, that
show's coming up real quick. Ilove him. I saw him lost.
I think he was lost time hewas in town. I saw him do
stand up because like the only thingI've seen him in is like the that's
where he's from last week tonight.Yeah, he's from stand up And then
he moved on to the Daily Show. And then when when John Stewart went

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on to film a movie for thesummer during the Daily Show day years,
John Oliver filled in. He wasso good that they were Everyone was like,
hey, John Olivers should replace JohnStewart, But HBO plucked him out
of there and they created their ownshow. They got lucky and lucky for
him. The HBO family's a niceplace to it and this shows incredible last
week tonight is such a good show, So tickets to go see him.

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At seven thirty this morning, listenedto Win. Also, it's Monday and
we've got a big announcement this morning, a big bacon and beer announcements.
Our next bacon and Beer party isplanned. It's happening, yes, And
at eight o'clock this morning, we'llfind out to win and where that's going
down the big reveal. It's thefirst time we've ever been to the city

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before, and depending on how itgoes, it could be the last.
Yeah, come out, yeah,because if nobody shows up, we're never
going there again. It's a provingground situation. Eight o'clock this morning,
find out when the next Bacon andbeer's going No. Our brew News update
powered by advent is Health Portland,the no HSU Health part. Here's Laura.
You know, we all have ourdifferences, but I think one thing

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we can all agree on is thatpaper straws are just the worst, and
new study show that they're not evengood for us. According to research,
ninety percent of the paper straws thatthey tested have forever chemicals linked to health
issues like cancer. Although it's notjust paper straws that are problem. May

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also tested plastic straws, bamboo straws, even glass straws have forever chemicals in
them. However, there is onetype of straw that does not, and
that is stainless steel. So ifyou want to do what's best for your
body and what's best for the environment, drink out of a stainless steel straw.
If you're traveling for Labor Day weekend, prepare for some traffic. According

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to Triple A, more people aretraveling internationally this year, but more people
are traveling overall as well, andwe'll still be road trip in. Traffic
is expected to be the worst Thursdayafternoon and all day on Friday. Monday
will be the worst day coming back, So plan accordingly. They say,
your best bet is to leave early, early, early in the morning,

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you know, when you're coming backfrom the coast on a Sunday or something,
and it's just like the tiny littlelane. Yeah, it's just like
on it. It's back. It'slike a work day in Portland. Yeah,
it's really a nightmare. See I'mscheduled to come back across that coast
Highway you're talking about on Monday.Well I'm a little worry. Good luck
too, like an hour and ahalf hour will play three if you're if

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you're in, if you're after checkout, if we can get out before check
out, I got a chance.Yeah, the key is leave early.
And finally, in case you missedit, which I don't know how you
could have prices right legend. BobBarker passed away on Saturday of natural causes.
He was ninety nine years old.Of course, the joke going around
on social media was that he cameas close to one hundred without going Oh

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everyone about the first time I heardit, I was like, oh,
that's cute, that's clever, Andthen it was everywhere. I was like,
you know, it's not that cleverwhen everyone comes up with it within
like fifteen minutes. Yeah, andit was you know, first, like
Laura said, I was like,oh, it's gonna like yeah, and
then I was annoyed to the pointwhere I was like just just growing stop.
But you know Internet's version of acorny Dad Joe. You know what

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I watched over the weekend that makesme laugh every single time. So obviously
the Happy Gilmore Bob Barker fights isone of the best fights in cinema history.
They recreated it for a charity event. Oh when he's in the hospital
and it's I watched it. I'veseen it like a dozen times, and
it makes me laugh every single Nowyou're gonna get it, Bobby. It's
just it makes me laugh every singletime. Adam Sandler's great, Bob Barker's

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great. It's one of the greatmoments the first time when it just comes
out of nowhere and you don't realizethat they're about to brawl. Oh man,
that's incredible too. And of courseeveryone would watch a little price is
right when they were home for sixfrom school, Bob Barker reminding you that
population by everybody. I don't knowwhy that was Bob's thing, to have

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your pet spade. He was well, he was a huge animal rights activist,
Like he urged people not to goto Sea World before that was cool,
and he was against the circus andso he's pretty outspoken about that stuff.
Back in the day when everybody waswearing it, he wouldn't allow them
to give away for products on theshowcases. So he was animals or his
thing. Yeah, So here aresome opening bids from an episode of the

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show. My friend made it on. One of my best friends from high
school made it on the Prices.Man, I'm jealous. I always wanted
to. He want a fireplace.Wow, a big, goofy, gaudy
fireplace that just sat in his livingroom for a good year until he sold
it. And this is before craigslist, so you had to like find a
guy, right, you had tostrike a real lowball deal. But at
least he got on stage. Howbad would it be to get all the

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way down there, fail on threebids and be shown the door. I
know, right, he got toNot only did he get to he get
to bid, but he got tospin the big wheel. Yeah, because
if you get and he I thinkhe got up to that final round where
it's you and another person showcase.Yeah, I think he lost. Well,
you had to go to the showcaseshutdown. That's huge. That's a

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full experience. I got just shortof hugging all the models after you win.
I gotta find the YouTube video becausehis hairs bleached like eminem Oh,
no sign of the times. Igotta take this flag off. Holy god,
how do you get it off?Don't you have to like detach the
entire micro I think, And we'regonna have to take things apart here in
the studio. All right, we'regonna wake our engineer off. We'll be

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back, and now sports ears drew. Well. The beginning of college football
for the season is kind of likea sputtering start, not that it's not
entertaining to watch, but most people'steams didn't play, just a couple of

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ranked teams going at it. Ofcourse, you had Notre Dame blowing out
Navy, which was a snore fest. But at the same time you had
that USC game in the after noon, and it being the final year of
the Pac twelve. It was weirdbecause it was on the PAC twelve network
and you could see the emotion inthe people's faces knowing that there's no way,

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there's no pattern here. That leadsto them having a job next year.
Yeah, like this is you're herefor a funeral all season, and
so even the guys on the callfor the game were welling up, trying
to be professional, but it sucksto know you're fired all season and basically
knowing that you're building resume tape atthis point. But usc did score in

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bunches. However, they gave upscores in bunches, so they're gonna need
to buckle down moving forward. Butit was a win for the Trojans.
Also, California. The Little LeagueWorld Series always kids leaving in tears.
Only one team doesn't cry, andCalifornia had quite the run. These guys
were in the loser's bracket because theyhad lost early, battled all the way

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back, got to the final againstthe Caribbean, and we're all tied in
the final inning when this happened.Challenge this game, Louis, let me
justing again, California, you're aLittle League World Series chess on a walk

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off hold run. It was sucha great moment. But at the same
time, that other team, thiswas their peak in life. These other
kids are going back to California,But somebody's got to win and someone's gotta
lose. Congratulations, there's his sportsThank you very much. All right.
Coming up in about an hour,we gotta pay tickets to go see comedian
John Oliver. He's going to beat the Schnitz in September. We'll send

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you there. Also coming up next, a man survives being struck by lightning
twice, a woman who's rescued fromher kidnapper posing as an uber driver,
and why you should wear sunscreen whenflying. All coming up, got something
to say? Send us a messageanytime using the talk back feature on the
iHeartRadio. You're weaken up with Tanner, Drew and lera happy Monday. I

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got a couple of talk packs toplay. Download it for your cell phone.
It's free once you've got to Brucestreaming. Press the microphone button to
record some Hey Tanner, Drew andLawyer. I was listening the show on
Friday, and you guys are talkingabout Voodoo Donuts. So I used to
work for af Fects ground contractor,and one of the things I did on
my very last day was I wentto Voodoo Donuts early in the morning.

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I bought a donut called balls,and I gave it to my managers,
and I told him I quit.Oh yeah, what quit? You do
have to go early to get thosebecause I remember when we were doing the
donuts stomp. Yeah, I triedto get that donut and they sell out
like immediately, So you have toThey probably would make like a certain amount.
Yeah, they're very large. Ohit's the old course. We have
to be early. Bird gets thedung. Yeah. Well, good for

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you, brother, Good for you. I hope your your new job is
treating you well. Yeah, andthat they you don't have to head back
down to Voodoo and wait in linefor one of those bad boys. Right.
Download the iHeart RADIOAB today. Allright, So, how did a
man get struck by lightning twice?And how do you survive? Is this
guy's unlucky or lucky? Well,I guess hell, if there is a
double lottery winner, there's got tobe the other end of the spectrum,

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right, the person who can't win, who act absolutely has no luck.
Well, they say the odds ofa person being struck by lightning once in
their lifetime are one in fifteen alittle over fifteen thousand. That's it.
Yeah, it seems because you knowfe of the lottery is ridiculous. It's
one in like two hundred million orsomething like that. Yeah, yeah,
it's nutty bananas. But this apparentlyonly one in fifteen thousand. Yes,

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that's more frightening. When it's goingoverhead, we're all like, oh,
this is cool. Well, ifthere's fifteen hundred of us, one of
us is getting it in the keystart. A man survived being struck by
lightning twice in five minutes. Ohso, yeah, I was back to
back a month ago. The manwas outside of his home during a storm
when lightning struck not once, buttwice. When he woke up this second

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time he was he was in ahospital where he uh found his feet and
his waist burnt and his back.Yeah, you know, at least it's
all in one day. Wouldn't youwant to peel it all off and one
big bad day? Like, howtraumatized are you after that? Anytime there's
a thunderstorm, you just stay inside. You can need a thunderbuddy. Yeah,

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yeah, I would sleep underground.Let's see that he isn't stable condition.
He considers himself lucky to be alive. So I think to go buy
a lottery ticket. Do you thinkhe's gonna flip to the other end of
the spectrum and maybe the universe willpay him back. Could be hopefully he
got powers, like he's gonna say, maybe he got super power? Is
he going Ernest? Earnest goes tojail. I can shoot lightning out his

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fingertips, I hope, so.I think everybody deserves that on the second
strike. Hopefully he's in an alleysomewhere practicing right now, just throwing his
hands into the air, seeing whathappened. That's what I will be doing.
But I'm I'm a huge man child. There was a woman who was
rescued from a kidnapper posing as anUber driver. This is really spit.
Don't like really hearing about this typeof thing. And you got a three

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day weekend coming up, you gotto be prepared. Did this guy,
like, did he have the appor was he just was he posing as
one? I feel like the securitymeasures are pretty strict these days. It
sounds like maybe just somebody wasn't payingattention. But an Arizona woman was rescued
by police from an alleged kidnapper posingas an Uber driver. I suspect forty

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one year old Jacob Willot will HoytWillhit is accused of abductive abducting the woman
from a card dealership while wearing awig. The woman did not seem to
go willingly and may have been restrainedwith zip tize at some points. However,
one action may have saved her life. While at a gas station,
she passed a post it note toa customer with the notes quote help and

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call nine one one, along thedescription of the vehicle the suspects driving towards
Las Vegas was detained without incident quotethank goodness. This customer took her seriously,
and the customer called nine one one. So maybe she didn't just get
into an unsuspected car, because sometimesand you're hammered after a bar, you
just right, you just hop in, but it's undis she was just like,
well, it was her car goingin for repairs or something like that.

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And she probably broad daylight, yeah, because some of the scariest kidnappings
are in broad daylight. Yeah,video they are. And posing as an
uber driver can be as simple asrolling down your window and acting like one
right before you get out and grabsomeone and put them in the bat like
I don't think I didn't I didn'tknow order an uber. Yeah, and

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then they're chicken winging you. Sothat's sometimes, dude, what a creepy
cree broad daylight, super bold,Like you're going to prison for that move,
right, been for a long time, and guess what, kidnapping is
a big charge. Someone's gonna takecare of you in jail. Yeah,
you'll have a cuddle buddy, You'llhave somebody just snuggle on. So anyway,

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that's scary. Just I guess,you know, even if even if
that's not the exact situation you thoughtat first, just be careful when you're
out there hopping in cars. Ido. I do it too. I'll
just I'll after a Blazer game,I'll just be roaming around looking for my
uber and I'll just stop in theback seat. You gotta make sure you
check the license plate number. Andbut if it's there's a long queue and
you're like, oh, yeah,it's definitely the white SUV, right,

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I could see you get in thewrong one. We learned in Laura's News
this morning that it's going to bea huge travel weekend, Labor Day weekend.
What'd you say, a lot ofpeople are traveling internationally. Yeah,
but also, I mean it's Iwant to say, like four percent.
Traffic is going to be four percenthigher than it was last year. So
do you wear sunscreen when you fly? Uh? No, I mean I

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have a sunscreen in my moisturizer thatI put on my face every day.
So if you ard and sunscreen whenyou're on a plane on purpose protect myself
right Never. I haven't either,but they're saying that if you're heading to
the airport, you might want toput on sunscreen. Dermatologist doctor Joyce Park,
and I always trust a Joyce becausethat's my grandmother's name. It's Mimi's
real name. Doctor Joyce Park recommendsprotecting your skin during flights because the sun

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is more intense when you're higher inthe sky, or just keep your little
window shade down. I mean,I just don't know how the sun gets
to me when I'm I'm sitting middleseat. Yeah, someone and they've got
sun on them and nothing's on me. Plane windows block UVB rays, but
do not block harmful UVA rays.They say, why why don't? Why
not? Can you put some foilup on those things? Yeah? Do

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something. Doctor Park mentioned in arecent TikTok video that pilot's flying in the
cockpit for an hour are exposed tomuch much UVA radiation as a twenty minute
stint in the tanning bed. Yeah, but I feel like they're they have
windows all around them in the cockpit, they're in a greenhouse. Yeah,
they're to protect your skin, closethe window shade and apply sunscreen and wear

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long sleeves. That seems like alot of words. Yeah really, because
I'm honest, I'm gonna be gettingshirt out there, like, come on,
listen, I'm getting hammered at Hendry'sbefore my flight. I'm gonna be
passed out before we take off.I'm not worried about all. Never once
have I landed and been like,wow, I think I got some sun.
I'm looking a little bit, hank. I'm going sunhat zinc on the
nose, sunglasses, gloves. Youcan't risk it. Better safe than sorry.

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That's what dermatologist doctor Joyce Park says. Thank you, Joyce. So
you know, I don't know doas Joyce says. That's what I always
say. But yeah, I meanit seems like a lot. You just
can't imagine showing up to the airportone of those little goofy hats and like,
yeah, screaming of my eyebrows.Yeah, you know, my eyelids
running. I'm safe than sorry.That's what I'm talking about. Remember when

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the what was it the nineties,the white noses that would have Why don't
we do that anymore? Well,because we looked ridiculous. You were listening
to Tanner, Drew and Laura.Here's what it's trending, all right,
So you maybe you've seen the videosof people on the subway in New York
or Chicago. They're headed to workor headed home and somebody's performing, Yeah,

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in the hallway or the what dothey call that, just the walkway
of the subway. Yeah, it'sawful. Yeah, yeah, a busker.
But like, but it's a buskeryou can't get away from, you
can't blocks So this video actually isfrom an airplane. This it's kind of
the same thing, but in thisviral video it's even worse. In this

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viral video, a passenger is seentaking the PA system on a flight and
serenading, serenading everyone during a flightdelay, okay, by singing the I
don't know how the pronounce her name, Edith Poff no idea p i AF
sounds good to me. It soundslike a very sounds like a very old
song. Anyway, she starts singingit all right, and the airline by

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the ways. Jetstar they released astatement saying, quote, while we enjoy
the improp to in flight entertainment andthis customer channeling their enter edith poff,
the PA system should not, I'msorry, should only be used by crew.
So this is they say, thisis just a one off. Okay,
this is so terrible. Oh no, If I was on the plane,

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I'd be like, can the pilotjust take us into a mountain but
then live on? Fucking go?But then live on fucking somebody? Come

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get their grandma? Oh where's theterror tape? When a strange song selection,
like, what are you doing?I don't know. She sounds like
she's a thousand Oh man, thissong puts you directly to bed. I
mean, if you're midflight, youmight get some sleep. But yeah,
I would not be happy. Butmaybe she had a little wine at the
airport bar. Oh yeah, youknow what I'm saying, and just felt

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like this was her moment to perform. Oh a flight delay, ping punk
poo here I am feels like agood rule. Hello, jet Star but
then live on, but then liveon. So did she have this strong

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arm a flight attendant to get onthe PA, because I can't imagine it'll
be like and then she starts singinglike Edith. It sounds like she just
walked up there. Because a PAsystem at the air on the airplane isn't
like the P system matter, fredMeyer, P system matter, fred Meyer.
You need to like afford digit code. Yeah, it's on the airplane.
You just crack it up and passthe button. And I don't think
most people do it, and somebodydon't worry about it. Maybe they were

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dumbfounded, but yeah, I wouldbe wouldn't be surprised if there's a flight
attendant reaching for that putting her backto her She's amazing and boxing out and
singing the hit at the same time. It's just awful. It's like my
grandmother willing around the house watering theplants. That's what she would do it,

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watering my fucker. Oh yeah,listen. Indoor and outdoor plan is
that I feel like we're in theficus could be an indoor okay, right,
like snow light singing to all theanimals in the forest. Like I
feel like, yeah, dwarves areabout to run in. There's a hidden
penis somewhere in the shot. Absolutelyhas to be. Yeah, it's gotta

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be there. Yeah, Well thereyou go, there you go. Uh.
I feel like the passenger should abandonedtogether and taking her down together,
that's what we do. I hopeshe was arrested immediately after landing. Absolutely
no, it's a very sweet woman. I'm gonna check out the video.
It's online one of five nine theBrew dot Com. Click on Tanner,
Drew and Laura. All Right,coming up at seven thirty, we're gonna

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play real news or fake news foryour chance of tickets to go see comedian
John Oliver YEP one of my favoritecomedians of all time. It's gonna be
at the Schnitz September eighth. Willsend the here seven thirty this morning,
Happy Monday. It's one of fivenine the Brew Tanner Drew. In the
coming up on Tuesday show, we'lltell you a story about a pizza delivery
guy who was actually tipped with akitten. So at eight o'clock, we

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Plus, we've got more John Olivertickets, He's going to be in town
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downloaded for free and send Tanner,Drew and Laura a message now John Oliver
tickets coming up here at seven thirtythis morning. We'll play real news or
fake news. Laura. I was, you know, scolling through social media
over the weekend, and I sawLaura got hammered. I think on Friday
night, I got pretty drunk.Yeah, she just goes, she posted

(23:52):
a video and she goes, Igot hammered on tequila last night. And
it was just I said, Iwas drinking tequila. Whatever you said,
anyone know what you meant? Yeah, exactly. You got a Hambard based
on the way her apartment looked.Yeah, see the insinuation was there that
because you know how when you arereally tired or maybe you've had a bit
to drink. You get home,you just want to go to bed.

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You don't want to do anything.So I can always tell the next morning
when that's been the case for me, because there's a trail of clothing just
like from my door, just likeleading to my bed like a tornado hit
it d yea on the way tothe bed. At one point, you
see like a little bag of goldfishcrackers just spilled out on the floor.
Yeah, that was the final Thatwas the final thing, because you gotta

(24:40):
have a snack before you go tobed. So apparently I was eating some
goldfish crackers in bed before I Well, can we put the video on the
website? Sure dot com if youwant to see Laura's wild Friday night,
or at least the after effect exactlythe ending. Also over the weekend,
Drew, you bought a new pairof headphones for your what is this?

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You're just like your workout studio orwhat are the headphones for? I just
bottom to add them to the listof headphones around the house, like so
they're just a random pair. They'renot Apple, but they're the wireless.
They got a little light in them. You can you could be on the
phone or you could play the guitar. You know, it's just a Bluetooth

(25:22):
set of headphones. Yeah, it'slike a multi purpose. But you found
out like the warning label inside hadsome funny like messages in there. Absolutely
the weirdest thing. It said thatwarning if you are in a thunderstorm,
to remove the earbud. They're likeearbuds, right, they're inside your ear
headphones, and to remove them becauseyou are more likely to be struck by

(25:44):
lightning. Oh my god, rightin your ear holes. Like, how
is that a thing? That anearbud of any sort? I mean it's
a knockoff, right, so it'snot even like the name brand. But
is it because it's a knockoff,you could get struck by lightning? I
think no. I mean it hasless to do with all that and just
more to do with stupid, suhappy people. I feel like that's why

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we have done warning labels on everything. Don't use your blow dryer in the
shower. Okay, some idiot didthat, but there was only but there
was only I mean, and you'reright, but there's only six warnings on
the whole thing. It's just weirdthat that one that was at number three.
Yeah, exactly, very strange thatit was not high on the list,
But I guess maybe it's happened andsomebody sued them already and the right
got throw it off. I mean, listen, it's Monday, it's seven

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eighty seven h seven in the morning, and we've already told a story this
morning about a guy being struck bylightning twice. Yeah, maybe he bought
these headphones. Yeah, yeah,maybe he was wearing them at the time.
What was what was warning number one? Do you remembering? I sent
a picture of it to you,guys. I'd have to I'd have to
pull it up at at my emailbecause like, if being struck by lightning

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is at number three, yeah,I'm sure I've got it right here.
It's probably like, don't wear thesein the shower like something stupid. Number
one is using earphones. No one'sa volume. Yeah, high volumes for
an extended period of time, thedangerous, blah blah blah. The second
one says not to use while drivinga car, cycling, operating machinery,

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or performing other activities. Why doyou have a phone in it? I
agree with that. When I'm drivingon the street, I'll see people wearing
headphones and I think it's the dumbestthing. But if you don't have bluetooth
in your car, right, andthen you just use one so you can
hear everyone else, you should,but just to talk, not to listen
to music. When I see peopledown the street, I was driving on

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the street, bott't know, amonth or so ago, and I saw
a guy in front of me hadbig giant goofy had like the guitar player
from Lincoln Park. Yes, justthese giant headphones. I'm not go dude.
If a bus comes by and it'sso harm I don't even think that's
an eagle, isn't it is sodangerous to have, like and they'll have
that in and have sound canceling on. Yeah, right, you could.

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You will die. I feel thatway with one. When I see people
like cyclists riding with headphones in orlike ear earbuds in, I'm just like,
you can't hear your surroundings, Like, I feel like that's dangerous for
you. I got a list hereof some really ridiculous warning labels. These
are so dumb. These are sodumb, Like I think that putting headphones,
you know, don't wear your headphonesin a lightning storm. And number

(28:12):
three is kind of dumb, Butmaybe it's it's dumb until you get hit.
When you start reading these other ones, maybe it's not as dumb.
Okay. On a wheel barrel,those are a warning that says not intended
for highway use. Don't take yourwheelbarrel on the highway. Yeah, you
definitely don't want to get that upto those sixty five speeds. There's a

(28:33):
there's a warning label on a wheelchairfor a child a stroller that's it's sorry,
it's a stroller, not a wheelchair, but the stroller. It says,
removed child before folding. Oh yeah, I mean how many? Yeah?
How many times have you folded yourchildren into her stroller Taco time and
just bend that thing up? Youput them in a little cuboard above your
seat on the airplane. Yeah,yeah, it's less seating in super SI.

(28:57):
There's a warning label on a thermometerthat's is once used rectically, the
thermometer should not be used orally.Okay, I don't think you need to
tell me that. That is nicethough, that they let you know that
it is multi purpose. You canstick it in either place, just don't
interchange the two. It's a longlesson. You can never go back.
Someone made that mistake. This wasa bit sour, okay, but why

(29:19):
not just wash it? I meanif it went under a hot tap,
I mean, if it went througha dishwasher, I don't know if you're
supposed to do that to a thermometer. I'm not taking the chance. I'll
just go buy another one. It'sexactly. Maybe you have one for the
top, one for the for theback. It's probably a better deal.
There's a warning on Apple's website donot eat iPod shuffle. Okay, yeah,

(29:42):
I mean you'll likely pass it.It was it was a normally small
yard of creation. I've never seenthis. Have you guys ever seen a
chapulte like delivery truck, like agiant semi truck chapulte on it? No,
Apparently on the side of it itsays drivers do not carry burritos.
Oh, I mean, how manyhijackings need to happen before they put that

(30:03):
warning on? The truck's gonna stop. You gotta take care of your drivers.
It's like back in the mob days. They would, you know,
let's steal a truck full of fullfur coats or something. Now, yeah,
ran cheese, you just let themknow we do not have ready burritos.
Do not take this truck. Damn. These are some great warning labels.
We'll post the rest of these onlineat one five nine the Brute dot
Com. Just click on Tanner,dre and Or and now Bruce sports ears

(30:32):
Drew. Well, every little leaguerout there dreams of that moment where maybe
their team makes it to the LittleLeague World Series and you could be that
batter at the plate, all tiedup and the final inning, all you
gotta do is put a bat ona ball to get the job done.
Well, that's exactly where California foundthemselves right at the end of the game,

(30:56):
coming out of the loser's bracket,battling all the way back to the
fire when this happened, No,it happened. Here is challenge this game
us again, California. You're aLittle League World Series chess on a walk

(31:18):
home run and this kid was alreadysix one. I mean he's in Little
league. Kids, they're they're inLittle League, so I think they're in
like fifth and sixth grade. Onegist of mons. He led the entire
tournament. Surprise, surprise, that'sa solid hold runs. But yeah,
that is a knock. Jeez.I dreamed of hitting it like that as

(31:41):
a kid. He used to shakemy hands. You remember that, oh
man, that kid is a beast. Look for him in the future.
And finally, you remember last weekwhen we were talking about the head of
the Spanish women's soccer Federation and howhe refused to quit after kissing a player
during the awards ceremony at the WorldCup. Well he has been suspended.

(32:05):
The entire team boycotted ever playing again, and Telly was suspended, including the
girl he kiss But that doesn't endthe story, guys, because his mother
has locked herself in a church asof this morning and is on a hunger
strike until the outrage and the witchhunt comes to an end. I warned

(32:27):
this woman, you will starve inthere. He's on a ninety day band.
Currently by four o'clock, you're gonnabe wanting a pastry. You're gonna
be starving. I hope you hitsome chunky soup under a steeple. There.
There's just sports any much, allright? Coming up next, we're
gonna play real news or fake news. For your chance at tickets. Go
see John Oliver Committee and John Oliver, host of last week tonight. One

(32:47):
of my favorite shows is gonna beat the Schnitz coming up on a September
eighth. You could be there too. Callers, how do we play this
game? Ten and eleven? Yeah, that's right, sounds good. Eight
six, four four five, oneoh five nine. Real news or fake
news? Coming up right after ZeppelinHappy Monday. It's Tanner, Drew and
Laura on one oh five nine tobreak. You're listening to Tanner Drew and

(33:12):
Laura Drew and Laura. Yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, we got a majorbacon and beer announcements coming up at eight
o'clock this morning. Find out whenand where the next one is going down.
You're super excited. This is thefirst time we've ever been to the

(33:32):
city, yes, and the firsttime we've ever been at this bar,
obviously, and it very well couldbe our last. Yes, start strong,
finished strong, that's what we're gonnado. Yeah, it all depends
on you. No pressure, right, honestly, if people don't show up
and be very very upset and embarrassed, yeah, but we believe it's a
great opportunity for people to come fromfar and wide to the hot spot.

(33:54):
Can you imagine don't do it tous. Can you like think of it
the same way as kids not showingup to birth tea party are How sad
is that? Can you imagine ifwe threw a giant bacon and beer party
in the city and nobody showed up. It's very sad for us. So
don't let that happen, and wedon't let us go through that. And
I wouldn't say it's like skipping yourmom's Christmas, but it's like skipping your
mom's things. It's worse. Absolutely, it's worse than both. It's it's

(34:15):
something where it's true heartbreak to family. I would rather break my mother's heart
than skip the next bacon and beYeah. I mean that's how important this
is. LRD. So eight o'clockthis morning, you're right that moms will
understand when you got hammered at sevenin the morning. Yeah, I get
it. Child, it's Christmas.You just bring mom or you get her
on via satellite. You find away. We're degenerates, eight o'clock this

(34:38):
morning, find out when where it'sgoing down. Yep, that's right.
Let's do this now. It couldbe real or complete bullsh You are fake
real news or fake news. Allright, get some John Oliver tickets on
the line here. He's gonna beat the Schnitz coming up September eighth.

(34:58):
Ticketmaster dot com the website if youwant to buy them. I'm gonna read
off some news headlines. Summer real, summer, completely made up. You
just gotta point out which is which. Let's go to Jean and Beaverton.
Good morning, Jean, Good morning. How are you doing today in Beaverton.
I'm doing pretty good. Yeah,I do watch much of the news.
You read the paper? Do youknow what's going on in the world?

(35:20):
No, all right about it?I mean, geen over here,
got no clue what's happening? Whyis that? Did you do you just?
Is it all just noise to you? Or ah? Sometimes it is?
Yeah. Are you just too busywith with your I'm busy too.
I'm busy a lot. You gotkids and stuff, so yeah, working
on kids, don't have time topay attention to current events. There's too

(35:45):
much in the world. And let'sbe honest, it's really crazy out there.
There's so much news that could beoverwhelming. I get it, and
it's depressing. I mean, ifyou want to put a real damper on
your day. Just watch the news, so a lot of them stay out
of it. Yeah, for alot of people, news is is there
gas in my truck? All right, dude, I'm gonna read off some
headlines. Some are real summer madeup. You just gotta point out which
is which. All right, Cool, It's time to play real news on

(36:08):
fake news. Real or fake guyhates humans so much that he no longer
looks like one? Oh hm?Real? Is that a real story?
You can only imagine what that dudelooks like. Dude, I got a
photo. Many modification is out ofhand. I'll show you in a second,

(36:31):
okay, and I'll put the pictureson the website. One if five
an under dot com real or fakecompany sells picnics over side of waterfall?
Uh? Fake? Is it afake story? It's real? Sounds dangerous
for me? Get my bread,I'll wet. Yeah, no one,

(36:52):
what suck you bread? One andone? Real or fake? Real life
Willy Wonka Pace. Uh sorry,we're lifely Wonka patents actual Everlasting Gobstopper.
Uh fake a fake story? Yeah, it's a fake story. I was
gonna say that Wonka Brand's gonna belike, I don't think, so whack

(37:15):
you get one more rights? Yougot tickets to John Oliver? Real or
fake? Minnesota man earns world recordfor most consecutive days playing laser tag.
Is that real? Yeah, that'sa fake story. I was hoping it
was rose. That guy sounds likea legend. Yeah, that would be

(37:35):
huge. And two real or fake? It all comes down to this guy
gets hit by lightning twice in fiveminutes? Real? Is that a real
story? It is? Yeah,I was. I'm happy to hear that
he got that right because we eventalked about that this morning. Yeah,
that would be a bo There yougo, buddy, heard it? Oh,

(37:58):
nice, congratulate, elations. Youjust got tickets to go see Jonathan
Oliver. See he knew. Shekind of knew what was going on.
Yeah, you know, he gota few of those. But that just
shows that he gets his news fromus, and that means he is absolutely
doom. Yes, all right,thanks bro, thank you, thank you.
Awesome. All right, hang onthe phone. I made it sound

(38:20):
like he was just gonna hang upfor a second. He's like in next
time. So earlier we were justreminiscing on Bob Barker, the legendary Bob
Barker who passed away over the weekendat the age of ninety nine years old.
Or was it Friday? I guessedit might have been Friday. We
heard about it Friday, either Fridaynight or early Saturday morning, one or
the other. I think Saturday morning. I was riding the peloton and it

(38:42):
buzzed me. So if it wasFriday, we this. Yeah, this
is there for a bit. Itsays he died on Friday night at the
age of ninety nine, but heI didn't realize this. He won nineteen
Emmy Awards during his career. NineteenEmmy's that Bob Barker's guest for because before
Price is Right, he hosted somethingelse. Was it Truth and Co?
Yeah? It was tooth Consequence isexactly it. Yeah. He was also,
like you said earlier, a passionateanimal rights act was he had to

(39:07):
be the man before he before itwas lame, you know, like he
was badass to be who he wasback in the day. Yeah, and
I don't remember any scandals. Idon't remember like Bob Barker hooked up with
one of the models. I wasgonna say, do you think though quieter
times? Yea time I'm sure.When did he get married? Not that
really matters in Hollywood, but hewas married, but he was enough.

(39:30):
Did he die single? Yeah,I think I think he got Yeah,
either he got me. He's ninetynine. I wouldn't expect anyone else to
be there with it. When didBob Barker get married? January twelfth,
nineteen forty five. Whoa, buthe he's lived at what you call the
whole life, Dorothy Joe, Iwas getting in. Yeah, the marriage

(39:52):
only lasted until nineteen eighty one,though he had all that time, all
that time in the eighties. Yeah, a little Henzy come on down one
is pretty impressive though. Yeah,it's almost forty years when Bob left the
Prices Rights and was replaced by DrewCarey. He says he never looked back.

(40:14):
I'm busy anyway with animal projects andvarious other things, and so I'm
not sitting around worrying about what amI going to think about in the next
hour. You know, I'm havingfun doing a lot of things. I'm
a success at retirement. That soundsgreat. Yeah, I bet, I
bet it was so great because whateverhe had, like he had old money,

(40:37):
so I bet his property, hisassets, his stock. That guy
is set and like you know,when somebody would would. Hey, we're
going to donate a vehicles. Hecan give it away on the prices,
right, but we also want Bobto have one. We'd also like Bob
to have this SUV two if heif he could be troubled to get behind
the wheel of one. Awesome.Of course, there was no better clip
of Bob though, in my opinion, and and theineteen ninety six movie That's

(41:00):
how old It is, Happy Gilmore. I can't believe you're a professional golfer.
I think you should be working atthe snack bar. You better relax,
Bob. There is no way thatyou could have been as bad at
hockey as you are at golf.All right, let's go. You want
a piece of meat, I don'twant a piece of you. I want

(41:20):
want the whole thing. The priceis wrong, bitch. Some of the
best hit sounds ever. I mean, I don't know there's a martial art
movies that do it as good asthis, bitch perfect. I think you've

(41:42):
bad enough. Now you've had enough? Yeah, bitch, Oh Bob,
that's gonna be thirty years ago.Don't remind me. I feel that in
my knees feel that money. Hangon, we'll be back. Get in
on the action called Tanner Drew andLaura anytime had eight six six four four

(42:07):
five, one oh five nine.Drew and Laura. All right, we
are streaming video in real time onlineat one oh five nine the bret dot
com. You can check out ourTanner Join Laura spycam live stream. You
can also find that on our socialsjust typing Tanner, drawin Laura and all

(42:27):
the socials. Yeah all right,Casey, beef water bays in here for
the big Bacon and Beer announcements.Good morning, everybody. How are you
my friend doing good? Yeah?You look good, You smell good.
Your hair's got a hair cut.Yeah, looking civilized somewhat is. We're
in my favorite Hungry Hungry Hippo's Tshirt. You know I did that on
purpose, just for you. Thankyou well, Casey. This is Bacon
and Beer twenty seven. Hard tobelieve we're already h stepping into yet another

(42:52):
one. I can't believe it.I can't believe Drew. I remember the
first one. You weren't even therefor the first one. When we did
the very first one, it wasjust me and we did it at Gators,
and I think the second one wasthat. I think you might have
been at the second one was bountyHunter, and that was a bounty hunter
literally next door, next door.We aren't doing it by yourself. It
was super weird and it wasn't asbig as they are now, like you

(43:13):
know, the Gators an appearance.I don't know, maybe like fifty people
showed up or something, but thatwas it was literally just me, and
I didn't feel like I would feellike dance monkey dance, you know,
like everyone's staring at you and it'seven a one man show. I had
a comedian show up, So there'sa comedian at Helium that night. And
the comedian came and showed up.Do you remember when we did the second
one, it was still straight updance monkey dance because we didn't have we

(43:37):
didn't have what we have now,like an agenda. We were like doing
stupid human tricks and doing whatever wecould to get through that broadcast right right
right like, but we had ablast. People were going nuts and getting
hamboned, and it was the Nesticsecond bacon and beers. First bacon and
beer, but my second I remembersomebody drink all that runoff beer and and

(43:59):
liquid that runs into the bar mats. We had someone pour the bar mat
either into their mouth directly or intoa drink, and the drink. Yeah,
it was things got out of hand, but we were everyone was willing
and having a good time. Peoplewere chugging syrup, they were pulling it
out of the back. It wason another I think the fact that we
didn't kill anybody at that the factthat you had a bacon of beer three

(44:22):
is his mind blowing up. Yeah. Yeah, And we built from there.
Yeah. And now we've you know, we're giving away trips were we're
you know, inviting, you know, Tanya Harding showed up to one of
them. That's right. We hada lot of fun and a lot of
memorable moment. At the last one, it was a really sweet moment.
Syrian Steve, one of our listeners, gave another listener who took the bus

(44:42):
to our bacon and beer because hisvehicle was stolen. Yeah, he gave
the guy new van. He forone. All the listeners at the at
the party put together like two hundredand something dollars for the poor guy.
So amazing how many people donated.And then Syrian Steve stepped up and gave
him another vehicle, which is whatthe guy was living in, and it
was just it's really cool. So, you know, I'm excited to see
what happens at this one. Yes, yes, something's going down. Are

(45:05):
we ready for the big announcement?As I've been dragging the song? Oh
my god, Yes, I can'twait any longer. Bacon and Beer twenty
seven Pumpkin Spiced that's the official name. What the hell did we do with
that? For Pumpkin Spiced is goingdown Friday, Friday, September twenty second

(45:29):
in Salem or again, that's right, Salem. We're gonna be at Gilgamesh
Brewing the campus location Friday, Septembertwenty seconds for Bacon and Beer twenty seven
Gilgamesh Brewing the campus location. Apparentlythere are two locations in Salem s town.
As nobody refers to it. It'sit's growing, we're growing that name.

(45:52):
Yeah, but then this is agreat location, So join us for
the twenty seventh Bacon and Beer.Of course, everyone who shows up gets
free bacon. We've got a bunchof craft beers, including the Terry Porter
American style Porter. Yeah. Iremember when they when they started that beer.
We had Terry Porter on the show. Yeah, he came in here,
right, I mean that was rightaround that time we were just talking

(46:14):
about with bacon and Beer in itsinfancy, we have a bunch of concert
tickets, tons of prizes, andspecial guests, including the one and only
Mayor of Salem, Chris Hoy Roy. Mister mayo, Oh I need some
mayor music? Why didn't have toset up? I'm so sorry, mister
mayor trumpets or something. Yes,this is our first mayor at a Bacon

(46:37):
and Beer if he shows m myes, treat he said he was going
to show up. You come inand you take over the town. Who
do you need there? The kingof the town right right? It just
makes sense. Does he know whattype of event this is? Like?
Does he know what he's signed upfor? I mean, I'm just I

(46:57):
mean, he's gonna have a blast. He's gonna be pleasantly surprised. Yeah,
welcome. Yes, Chris Hoy,the Mayor of Salem, will be
attending our Bacon and Beer party Septembertwenty second at Gilgames Brewing. We're gonna
have him on I think later thisweek. I'm hoping Friday, maybe,
but Chris Hoy, the mayor ofSalem, will be on the show to
talk about Bacon and Bear, andwe can ask him, Laura, what

(47:21):
are you thinking? Yeah? Areyou sure about this? He seems pretty
laid back. I saw him onthe news over the weekend talking about his
city. You know, I sawa picture of him and I was like,
this guy looks like a lot offun, Like he would be one
of our listeners. At least he'she's done some Civil War reenactments. Oh
does he look like a guy who'sdone some Civil War reenacts before. Got
a perfectly manicured beard, Yeah,and which I'm sure would be perfect to

(47:44):
con arrival. So that's exciting.And we've got a lot more things planned.
This isn't even it. This isjust like there's a few things that
were not This is tip of theiceberg. Look, this thing came down
fast and we're just trying to lockit all down. Yeah, it was
a thousand miles an hour, yousee what a week? What are the
chances of getting actual Terry Porter toour bacon and beer. Uh that I

(48:05):
don't know. I mean I knowthat he's been on the show before.
Drew Why can't we get him onbecause all the proceeds if we sell a
bunch of his uh Terry Porter Americanstyle Porter beers, all that money goes
to charity. It does true.And you know he's he's associated with the
Blazers. That's an Oh my god. Oh man. He he is a
direct part of Rip City growing up. He's a great and was he not

(48:29):
the sweetest dude when he came inthe studio. Yeah, he's amazing and
such a sweet guy. He's acoach too, you know, so he's
got that kind of like fatherly feelabout him. Oh god, can we
get Casey. You've got to geton the phone and start making some phone
calls. Okay, If we haveto put out the flares in the sky
like you did with Tanya, hardento it. If you have to play
him in one on one to gethim on the show, Oh my gosh,

(48:50):
maybe that can be it. Yeah. You think I won't dunked one.
You think I won't throw some Reebokpumps on and do it. Case
He's like, sorry, I beathim to one. He's not coming.
I'll get on your harding's even right? Or like record something for us,
like Terry It's okay, I've doneit. Everything's fine. It's not so
bad. It's not so bad.Yeah, like an endorsement, like Tanya
Honey can give us an endorsement forTerry Port despite what you've heard, it's

(49:12):
not that bad. It's Tanya Hardingapproved, all right. So what we
do know for sure is it's goingdown September twenty second, Gilgamesh Brewing the
campus location and Salem. It's thefirst time we've ever been to Salem.
Yeah, and a lot of peoplewere asking for this, like people,
I feel like that's what we've heardmost in the past few months. It's
come to Salem, Come to Salem, Come to Salem. So we're coming.
Well, the poll was posted andthat's Salem was the leader there too,

(49:37):
right, Yeah, well yes,And there's so many people who say,
you know, it's just too farfor me because they live south of
Portland. Well it's not too farfor from you. Now. You can
just jet there, even if you'rein any of those other bigger, bigger
small cities are going. Every timewe do a bacon and beer there's always
a handful of people that drive upfrom Salem. Hopefully vice versa. It
will be some people from Portland todrive down there. But if nobody shows

(49:59):
up to this, bacon and beerwere never coming to Salem again. Done
and does they promise well never doit? Do you mean that? Yeah,
at least for now, it's abit of it might be a bit
of a scare tactic, but heyedo COM's got all the instance and now

(50:20):
threw sports. Well. It wasa comeback situation for the little leaguers from
California as they were down going intothe late part of their game and actually
tied five five in the final inningwhen a kid named Lewis stepped up to

(50:42):
the plate. Now, this guyhad already hit multiple homers in the tournament
and had been a hero of sortsfor the team, but they needed one
more swing of the bat when thishappened, challenge Luis to it again,
California, you're literally World Series chefson a walk off. Hold on.

(51:08):
Now they were crying doing the wholething. It's the first time in twelve
years that California has hoisted the trophy. And finally Simone Biles we remember her,
right, greatest female gymnast of alltime, had that issue go down
where things kind of went sideways atthe Olympics. Well she's back, which
won the World Championshare of the USGymnastics Championship yesterday. She's still the best

(51:32):
of the best and will not beexplaining herself, is what she said.
Because she said basically, she can'texplain herself. She can just go out
and do what she does best,and that is win. So maybe she'll
be back in the Olympics when it'stime. We'll see. There's the sports
all Thank you very much. Weare streaming video in real time. You
can check out check out Tanner joinLaura's spycam live stream at one of five

(51:55):
ninethrew dot com or on all oursocial media accounts. Just one of five
nine to brew. All right,we just announced bacon and beer in the
last segment. We've got some peopleon the phone. I want to talk
about it, and we got somemore announcements coming up. It's Tanner,
Drew Laura on the brick. You'rea waking up with Tanner, Drew and
Laura want to chime in Text Tanner, Drew and Laura anytime on the Lazy

(52:17):
Boy text line. At ninety eightone nine seven. Got a text message
from zero to eight zero. Theysay, Salem for the next bacon and
beer. Hell, yes, can'twait. Thank you, my friend.
We are excited. Our next baconand beer is going down Friday, September

(52:37):
twenty seconds at Gilgamesh Brewing, thecampus location in Salem. That's twenty sixty
five. What is that, Madrona, Madrona, Madrona. I like that,
Madrona Avenue and South Mom Madrona.Remember that everyone who shows up gets
free bacon. You're gonna be ableto check out the delicious craft beers,

(52:59):
including the Terry Porter American style Porter, which all those proceeds go to charity,
which is pretty dope. Tons ofconcert tickets, tons of prizes,
tons of games. We've got anappearance from the Mayor of Salem, Chris
Hoy. He's gonna be there.I'm really excited for that. We'll talk
to him later this week. Andwe just were in the last segment we're
talking about Terry Porter since he's gota thing with Gilgamesh Brewing. Do you

(53:20):
think we could talk court? Areyou there? I don't know if he's
there. He might be in ameeting, but you know, we were
talking about it off the air andin the last segment. Why don't we
just do what we did with Tanyaand just put the flares out in the
air and start talking about on theair. I don't know if Terry Porter
listens or if he's got friends wholisten. Oh, of course he does.
I would love it would be anhonor to have Terry Porter show up
at our bacon and beer. Andhe lives locally, you know, I've

(53:45):
seen the guy in a zoopans.Yeah, you know, so he's somewhere
around, you know, and whenyou know, because he has got a
beer there, that he's a supporterof Gilgamesh. So I would think that
he'd be down to step by atleast for a little while. I hope,
you know, we're gonna trying Iguess Casey and Casey the Beef and
Susan. I made it sound likethree people, but Susan, they've already

(54:07):
guess reached out and they're going totry to get Terry there, like I
don't know, like it. Imean, I don't know what the chances
are, but I would be sofreaking stoked. Well, the good news
is the first flare has been sent, and hopefully that'll bring him in.
If not, we may have togo recom Yeah, the first of many
flares. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we gave up with with Fabio.
But he was well, Fabio wasn'tin town. Yeah, he would have

(54:29):
that going in our favorite right.He's like an Aspen or something. But
we had we had someone jumping trashand Aspen, just like we had off
the board. We had Fabio,which way better, just as good.
Oh by the way, Casey,you're not getting out of this one.
Oh yeah, I get to showup as myself, which is very nice
of you. You are going asa costume. We just haven't decided what
that is yet. If Terry doesn'tcome, he's gonna be Terry Shorter.

(54:52):
He's gonna be all dressed up.Yeah, like basketball trunks, really high
ones. I've been lobbying for ErnestPete whirl for a long time. You
if it was Halloween, I wouldbeg for it because it would really fit.
But you just looked like Ernest.I know you keep saying that the
world says that I meant to hurtmy feelings all the time. We got
a couple of talkback messages. Downloadthe iHeart Radio app for your cell phone.

(55:15):
It's free once you got the Brucestreaming, press the microphone button to
record something. Alright, alright,alright, it's on it popping Salem baking
beer on there. Who it's abouttime fellas. You get to meet already.
Hey, Kaylas here going to Salem. Well, hell Son, I

(55:38):
want to have to make an appearance, sir, hell yeah Son, pretty
well in my backyard. Probably won'tbe there, you know, on the
first part of the broadcast, butI'm gonna do my darnist to be there.
Good morning, Burr crew. Thisis Big John. That's awesome news
that you guys are gonna be inSalem at Gilgamesh. That's an awesome spot.

(55:58):
I love, like five minutes awayfrom there, so it's gonna be
a very short morning commute. That'slike, it gonna be awesome. I
can't wait. Well, thank you, Big John. Big John. He's
always driving up from Salem to ourbacon and beer. It's like pretty much
everyone he's I think attendant. Yeah, and he's like one of the first
people there too, and one ofthe last guys. He guys helps clean
up. And he's been a budtoo, because anytime we ask about doing

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it in Salem, he's like oh, I got a list of places,
and he just like rambles off abunch of places that we could go to.
So well, yeah, well it'sfunny because he's always on time.
But the message right before that titleis I believe it is how you say
it was, like he's like,well, there's no way I'm gonna be
there at the beginning. Is thatjust at a pure laziness two weeks ahead
of time, I get up,no sooner than eight thirty. Yeah,
like I'm up with him up.You don't want a grumpy version of this

(56:45):
guy. Yeah. The party isFriday morning from six to ten am at
Gilgames Brewing the campus location, Friday, September twenty second, rather and you
know, everyone shows up gets freebacon. We got a ton of prizes,
you know, trips, and ofcourse that indigestion. Yeah, we
always bring a little indigestion to thetable and bring the roll aids. I

(57:06):
guess we're gonna be doing a sincethis is Tanner Jo and Laura's pumpkin spiced
edition of bacon and beer. Aswe headed fall, it's like the first
day of fall. I believe thisthe twenty second of sept So it's the
fall kickoff, we're going to bedoing a like a pumpkin pie eating contest,
kind of like what we do withthe chili dog contest. Yeah,
you know it would be nice andmessy because people won't be able to use
their hands. That's right. Andpumpkin pie it's delicious until you got to

(57:29):
eat a whole one yeah, true, and then Casey's gonna eat a pumpkin
pie. But one ingredient at atime. That sounds sounds delicious exactly.
Start with the sugar in your that'shilarious actually, because should we should?
Should we do it on the allspice? What do you think, Laura?
I think that's a great idea.You think it's a great idea.
What do you think Drew to haveCasey do it or someone you? No?
Sorry, definitely yeah, whatever itworks. The butter, but it

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is fall. We could have youyou know, the gram the crust is
kind like a gram cracker. Yeah. And and we've seen we've seen some
people eat butter. It's not easy, but you could do it. You
don't have to eat an entire stickof a little taste. Well, how
much butters used for no, probablyat how much butters used for pumpkin pot.

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I think that's how much it shouldbe. But I think you only
use the butter for the crust.Perhaps I would use it for the filling.
I don't know. Maybe you dohave to put a ton of sugar
in there. How much sugar doyou gotta put in? We'll find out,
And how are you feeling? Soundslike a terrible yeah, man,
Casey was like, I was soexcited about this, No long like I

(58:37):
don't already have heartburn every time oneof these rolls around pumpkin. It's possible,
it can be done. You don'thave to eat a whole can of
pumpkin, just a few bites.I mean, it's encouraged. We don't
have to. Well, if Caseywas just like a ridiculous giant inflatable pumpkin
costume, just bumping people, pumpinginto people, it is the kickoff to
fall, or maybe just a giantpumpkin spice. I like that, as

(59:00):
I like the latte. But whetherhe have to homemake that. Maybe Court
could make you that built in somesort of squirter out of my sleeves,
like Spider Man webs. But Ican just feel people's copy. I like
it pumpkin little pumpkin palms, pumpkinpalms. Come on out. It's gonna
be wild. The first time we'vewe've ever been to Salem. We do

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know that the mayor of Salem,Chris Hoy, will be in attendance to
hang out with us, and Idon't know, maybe we can get him
to cut the ribbon right when beer'sgo on sale at seven am. Something
serve. Now we're talking an oldbell and maybe he can wear like a
colonial hat, or like if wecould get some guys with trumpets. Oh
yes, let's line up a grandentrance for this. Are there any military

(59:44):
men who are willing to come toour bake a trumpeter? I want a
bugle though I don't want to trumpet. Yeah, like a very specific brass
and stander. Nile show up inbugle boy jeans. Okay, that's what
you get, perfect all right?September twenty seconds. All the info in
the room's Tanner Dry and Laura justannounced Bacon and Beer number twenty seven a

(01:00:06):
few minutes ago. It's going downat Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. Friday,
September twenty second. Super super excited. We got to talk back message from
this person, You guys should doa can drive to get in like last
time, make it like Thanksgiving themessince Thanksgiving will be right after your party
done and done, my friends,cranberry sauce. Yes, that's a great

(01:00:30):
idea. We've been doing this atthe last couple of bacon and beers,
spring down some cans of food toget in. You know, it's usually
the parties are free, you know, bringing three cans of food, well
we'll get you in. It's niceto make a little bit of a difference,
right and you just everybody's got thecans laying around. Dude, last
year or sorry, the last baconand beer, we how many pounds of
food we right outmember, but itwas a long It was a buttload of

(01:00:52):
food. The whole entryway was loaded. I mean then a shopping card as
well. Casey knows the exact number. We'll get the number from Casey and
then I say we shoot to beatthat this time. Absolutely hip the scale.
So maybe like not necessarily even justlike canned goods, because if you're
doing Thanksgiving food, you know there'spotatoes, there's awesome beats in the different

(01:01:13):
stuff. If you bring beats,can throw them right back at you.
Just kidding. We won't. ButI don't eat beats or yams. I
think beats are delicious, beat preparedproperly thrown into a volcano. What's the
proper way to eat those? Puthim in the garbage, someone else's garbage,
so you don't have to smell them. You boil the beats. Come,
you'll keep me away like bug repel. You can pickle it. But

(01:01:36):
you know, listen, just bringsome food down for some people in need.
It's going down September twenty second atGilgamesh Brewing one dot com has got
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now back to the podcast one ofive nine the Brew. It's Portland's rack

(01:02:45):
station, Tanner Jew and Laura.Are you someone who watches movies or TV
with subtitles on? Yes? Right? Always? Yeah? I am not
a subtitles person. I find themfind him to be very distracted. Why
because you don't end up watching theshow, You just send up reading I
just signed up reading the titles andI'm you know, which is fine,
I guess, but I want towatch the movie. That was I had

(01:03:07):
to stop watching Narcos because I putmy head down and look at my phone
for three minutes. Don't do that, well, I do that now.
That's what most people do in theright they're looking at their phones. Yeah.
So I'm a subtitle guy. ButI think I've mentioned you before.
It's mostly out of a noise thing. You know, if other people are
talking, you got kids in thebackground, you got five TVs on,
you can't always hear, so youyou read it. I know a lot

(01:03:29):
of parents who do that. Youknow that you can't have the TV superlot
at night, you know, whenthe babies are sleeping or something, you
can't have the subtitles. It's anotherday. I just feel like there's so
many times where you're like watching amovie and you're like, wait, what
did what did they just say?Like what was that? And then he
missed stuff? So I keep thesubtitles on because I feel like I miss
less of the conversation. Well,you're not the digue. You're not the
only one, Laura. Younger adultsprefer subtitles, and it's not necessarily due

(01:03:53):
to hearing issues. A recent surveyfound that millennials and gen Z ers watch
TV with subtitles sixty three percent ofthe time. However, only about seven
percent of adults in this age grouphave a difficulty hearing. Adult sixty five
and older you subtitles only thirty percentof the time. There's got to be
something that you know, how it'sgood for you to read books. I
think everyone would agree with that firstand foremost. But even beyond that,

(01:04:16):
if you're reading those subtitles, atleast you are still being trained on how
to spell words. I mean that'strue, because at some point you just
kind of how do you spell that? How do you spell it? If
you're always reading? Yeah, maybethat's explain why I'm a huge idiot.
Yes, Look, I was justgonna say, unless it's closed captioning where
like somebody's like actively typing. Haveyou ever seen really bad closed captioning where

(01:04:36):
there's just like typo after type,you're like tro come on. Translated movies
A lot of times have terrib it'lltranslate in one thing and then the other
interpretations completely. Yeah. This twentytwo year old, her name is Sarah
Sanchez. He said that it keepsmy attention better. She says, I
tend to have more I tend tohave a shorter attention span, especially being

(01:04:59):
part of the tick talk generation.Sure, instead of being instead of being
seen as an extra feature, captionscan be seen now as a service.
So are they what are they goingto be? Like? Are they going
to charge you for that now inthe future? Yeah, just like self
start on your car. There's noway like, oh, you're hearing in
paid impaired. Yeah, that's agood point. It's gonna be hard,

(01:05:19):
hard bill to swallow for people whoare deaf. Yeah, yeah, I
I you know, I don't mindsome movies that have subtitles. Like I
saw The Passion of the Christ inthe theater, you know, and saw
that in the theater. Was fine. It's just I'm not I'm not against
its pain in the butt. Yeah, I'd rather be in the theater.
I'm gonna do that. I guessI'd rather be in the theater because it's

(01:05:40):
got all my attention. I'm noton my phone. Then yeah, and
I go subtitle blind, you know, just like a wide screen movie back
in the nineties. You at first, right, I can't watch a movie
like this, and then eventually Idon't even see Yeah, I don't even
notice them. They're just kind ofin in the act. Yeah, you
do get used to it, that'sfor sure. But there you go.
I was actually surprised to see thatsixty three percent of millennials and gen Z
years prefer sometimes I'm just sixty threepercent of them can read. Did you

(01:06:03):
watch the subtitles on Stranger Things withall those sound effects and stuff? And
I have little assurance eleven pants?Yeah, exactly. It's a funny meme
for them, all right, workerMarcial free fix a lazy boy in the
room. I love this TikTok account. It's called there I ruined it.

(01:06:26):
Oh yeah, it's great. Well, they take music, and you know,
he says he ruins them, butI think sometimes he makes them better.
Yeah. Sometimes not always ruined,for sure, not always ruined.
I don't know if they always arebetter, but they're pretty entertaining. This
is a Beach Boys nine inch nailsmash up. Oh I hurt myself to

(01:06:46):
feel that's real. Those harmonies Iwill make you it's pretty good. I

(01:07:08):
like that too. I mean,oh, you're not feeling that on the
way to the beach, Laura,I don't think so. No, it's
a little It just makes me feelconfused. Yeah, I don't know what
to think. Supposed to be havinga tough time, but we're having so
much phone on the way to thebeach. Today is the day we announced
our next Bacon and Beer, whichis going down September twenty second to Gilgamesh

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Brewing in Salem, the first timewe've ever been to Salem. Yes,
of course, everyone who shows upgets free bacon. The Mayor of Salem,
Chris Hoy, will be in attendance. I am so stoked for that.
And we're trying to get Terry Porterbecause Gilgamesh Brewing has a Terry Porter
American style porter. It's there.It's his beer that goes directly to charity.
And if if you look how longit's been going, it's a good

(01:07:51):
beer because it's got a seven oran eight year run at least. Dude,
when he when they debuted it,he came into the studio when we
both tried it. It's really good. It's those aren't normally even my types
of beers. And I liked it, and he was such a sweet guy
that we were thinking if we reallypush his beer and the Gilgamesh you know
charities, don't you think he wouldcome. I mean, I don't see

(01:08:12):
any reason why he wouldn't. Youknow, I'm saying it's a you know,
I'm hoping for a yes and tellthem to know. Yeah, I
guess we'll find out. Gonna try. We're gonna try to get Terry Porter
at Bacon and Beer. We're gonnado the same thing we did with Tanya
and basically back. So we're gonnasee that works. Above it, We're
not above begging. And people inthis city and surrounding area they absolutely love

(01:08:33):
Terry if they were part of anyof Rip City through the eighties and nineties.
So coming out first time in SalemFriday, September twenty second for Bacon
and Beer number twenty seven, it'spumpkin spiced, by the way, Tanner
Ju and Laura's bacon and beer pumpkinspice. Oh yes, it's everything's pumpkin
spice now, including our bacon andbeer. Hey, what do you think's
the most annoying accents? According toAmerica the most annoying accent? And I

(01:08:58):
would think like American sense, likeNew York, Chicago, Boston, Okay,
you know, Southern accent. Like, what's the most annoying American accent.
I don't got her South. Youseek the deepest dang dong e bang
bongs all the way. Like,I'm not saying Southern hospitality. I love
all that. I'm not saying Southin general, but just that kind of

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all the way south. What doyou say, what's the most annoying accent?
Law? Yeah, I mean Iwas going to say the same thing,
but I didn't want to be soharsh about it. But I feel
like people from like overseas, whenthey make fun of Americans, that's the
accent they use. Yeah, oh, hello, partner, can I get
a cheeseburger? They start doing thatyes, and then I say, yes,

(01:09:40):
I would like a cheeseburger. Asa matter of fact, that sounds
amazing. Thank you well. Accordingto the survey, Americans find the Boston
accent the most annoying accent. Itis pretty bast harsh. Yeah. They
a lot of them talk like they'rejust the coolest person in the room.
You know that guy like your cousinfrom Boston. That's exactly who I imagine

(01:10:03):
Boston guy. You know, likehow different European accents are more a brace
of than others. I feel likeBoston comes across confrontation, won't bite.
Everybody knows the rules. You're anidiot. Why are you yelling exactly?
You don't think I've ever heard somebodyfrom Boston with that accent speak at like
a low volume. They're always they'realways yelling, even when you're yeah,

(01:10:26):
yeah, yeah. New York's gotto be on the list, though.
I think they've got to be onthe top five because just I think it's
it's their voices, but also theirattitudes because they come with we're from Boston
and New York. We're better thanyou because we're have you seen videos or
somebody's like in a parking lot,I'm from New York, so you can't
talk to me like that, Yeah, I'm from New York. And then
they get knocked out and nobody caresthat you're from New York and there's like,

(01:10:47):
well, you know, you're moremanly because you're from there. Put
them in the wilderness or like ona logging truck and more manly than that,
dude, And I'm more manly.We're smart enough to realize that we
didn't have to live on top ofeach other and smell. So there's year
in every summer we do that thing. We got a yard, we smell
urin. It's just the different partsof the city. Oh man, and

(01:11:08):
dude, does it ever stink down? So the most annoying accent is the
Boston accent, followed by New Yorknumber two. I mean, you're close
together. I feel like there's likea little crossover. The third most annoying
accent is the mid Atlantic accent.What would that be? Mid Atlantic accent?
I don't know, like the greatI'm not sure exactly. Are just

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about like East Coast. It's like, I don't know mid Atlantic. I
don't know Stafford, Like are wetalking Virginia level? Yeah, but I
don't know what are people from.Part of the country is the mid Atlantic.
According to Wikipedia, the region typicallyincludes the five states of New York,
New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware,and Maryland, the District of Columbia,

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and occasionally Virginia and West Virginia.There you go, okay, you
live there. It's like the ideathat it's New York and surrounding areas,
so it's not in the runoff inevery direction. It's like those are states
that like you get into, likethe West Virginias, which people always assume
that it's a southern state, whichit is. It's not, so it's
not a Southern accent. But likeeven people from Pittsburgh have weird accents that's

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separate from like a Boston or NewYork. Only the West Coast really doesn't
have an accent because California is Hollywoodand so that's the American what I mean.
You could also argue that in Californiapeople don't like that, like you
know what I mean, like ValleyGirl type of just like late that.
Yeah, like when I there's athere's a couple of radio hosts that I

(01:12:40):
like, and you can always tellwho's from southern California's they're growing, they're
doing that Jesse from MTV. Heyremember that Colt that voice. Yeah,
they can't be upset because the sunhits them directly. I wouldn't be upset
either if it's seventy five and breezyevery day of my life. There is
a good point to that. Andyou know, even here you get out
to the sticks, it's not properWest Coast language. It gets a little

(01:13:03):
pnky tonky at all. It's notproper English at all. It's just that
English. Nothing in the proper thinkhe's speaking orc. I think that's what.
That is the most boring as wellas the most calming accent is the
Canadian accent. Oh yeah, yes, sorry, so definitely born't even pick

(01:13:24):
one from here. They're like justCanady. Yeah I hear. I do.
When I do hear the Canadian accent, I do go like I'm just
bored. Like there's nothing like excitingabout Like, you know, when I
hear like a British woman speak yeah, or I'm like that's really hot,
or a Scottish woman or something.I love the Scottish accent. Do the
Dakotas bore you? They bore me, you know. The Minnesota Yeah,

(01:13:45):
that is a little aggress I wasgonna say. In Detroit they had to.
They had to my my vo teacher, my voiceover teacher in college had
to kind of like beat it outof me because I say things like dot
cam or bay or mad yea likestop talking so to Susan our promotions ladies
from Chicago. Yeah, so what'sin your bag? It sucks that they

(01:14:08):
have to re teach you guys thelanguage up there. Americans think the most
intelligent accents are London, German,and Broomy, which is from Birmingham,
England. Huh, it's that it'slike old English kind of like, but
German. I don't necessarily it isangry sound, even when I like,

(01:14:30):
I got a German buddy, andeven when he's like in the best mood,
I'm like, is he angry?Are you mad? Right? Yeah?
Hitler always sounded angry like he wasalways. The most beautiful accent is
French. I disagree. I'm nota French accent. I don't. I
don't. I hear that and Igo, it sounds like a lot of
spitting. Oh yeah, it's not. It's not my favorite place in Europe.

(01:14:53):
I think, so it isn't Isit the accent, Like is it
English with a French accent that youdon't like or is it just the French
language. I think it's the accentthat I probably don't like. I don't
fund better in there. Yeah,it definitely sounds good when they're speaking in
their language. That's probably it.The most charming accent is Scottish. I
agree, I love I was.I was interviewing a Scottish musician once and

(01:15:15):
I could not understand. I wasyour subtitles when you yeah, I was
like, I what, I'm sorry? What can you repeat that one more
time? I apologize. I likethe Irish too, Yeah, I like
both of sound really good. Yeahyeah, they're the Peloton Forever had an
instructor who's just like he'd be yellinglike a leprechn something motivating about him.

(01:15:38):
Yeah, another accent. I'm nota big fan of his, like this
the I like it in movies,the Sopranos accent, you know what I
mean. I love it when they'relike, you know, it's be a
terrible thing if your knees broke orwhatever. I like that is it because
they've earned it, Whereas in thedude who's in front of a quiz nose
talking to you like that has notyou like, because if you see a
mobster, like, okay, hecould cut me up and put me in

(01:15:59):
a forest. Yeah, but thatguy in front of the quiz knows needs
step in the red shirt standing infront of the quizz from New York.
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(01:17:10):
also see this helicopter. Did youguys see this video? It is crazy.
Yeah. I don't know what happenedthere. I just looked like this
helicopter came crashing to the sky andPompano Beach, Florida. Yeah, I
mean it came apart in the skyand from what I Okay, so the
video looks you just see this helicopterspinning in the air like it's a movie.
Like it's a movie, right.It looks like the tail or something

(01:17:33):
burn there's a fire and the tailin there, and it feels like it
goes it burns through and so thatback section just turns in on itself.
They go into a tail spin andjust plummet to the ground. Nobody was
killed, which is wild because Ifeel like normally helicopter accidents, specifically,
it's usually a death sentences. Yeah, crashed into it a whole apartment building

(01:17:57):
and giant hole in the ceiling likethor are landed. Yeah, go check
it out one h five nine thebrew dot Com click on Tanner, Drew
and Laura. It is wild anda miracle that nobody died. This is
also a sketchy video. There's anOklahoma high school in the middle of a
football game when chaos erupts because gunshotsbreak out. WHOA doesn't sound like anybody
was hit. You see it's inthe middle of the game. You see

(01:18:20):
players running, you see cheerleaders running, you see fans running, and you
hear the announcers going, what thehell's going on? What's going on?
And then you can hear the gunshots. Listen to this, Yeah, it's
really scary. This is at ahigh school in Oklahoma. What is going
on? What's happening? I haveno idea what's happening? What is going

(01:18:43):
on? You just see dozens anddozens of people are running. Well,
we've got people shooting. Oh mygoodness, where I don't know. People
are down on the field. That'scrazy. And people listening to that,
like because he says down, butpeople are just ducky and cover. Yeah.
And it's so frightened too. Ifif I saw a gun or anything

(01:19:05):
like that, you'd be moving becauseyou're not gonna take as stop to ask
questions. It's just sad that inthis day and age, you know,
allowed sound of car backfires and yousee people panic and run because there's a
good chance it might be a massshooter. It's sad. It makes me
makes me very angry, you knowwhat I mean that we have to live
like this now, like kids haveto worry about this stuff. And ninety

(01:19:27):
nine point nine percent of people don'tdo these things. But the one that
does, I mean, it takesone out of a thousand people there and
they're all rocked. Yeah, Ican imagine thinking about this stuff when I
was in high school. I mean, the first one happened when I was
in high school. I was asenior, I think a junior or senior
when Columbine happened. And first Kipwhen you were right at the beginning,
because it was yeah, it wasa ride there, all right. Anyway,

(01:19:50):
go check out all those videos atone of five nine the dot com.
Click on Tanner, Drew and LauraTomorrow. We've got more tickets to
go see comedian John Oliver. Yeah, buddy, love me some John Oliver,
one of my I would say,he's my one of he's got to
be in my top five. Andhe's he's so much more than a comedian
to me too, you know,because of that other show. Yeah,

(01:20:10):
last week tonight. So he'll beat the Schnitz coming up February, sorry,
September eighth. We've got tickets atseven thirty tomorrow morning, or you
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all right, is that it foreverybody? We don't think that's about it.
I have a talk back, allright, Okay, hey Brew crew,
talking about accents. Laura. Thisis Floyd from Minnesota. Do you

(01:20:31):
really think we sound like that?Yeah, Floyd, I really think you
sound like that. I didn't hearof thick Minnesota. Actually wasn't. It
wasn't thick, you know, butI feel like I did hear a little
dawnt shot. I'm so sorry.Actually that's more Canadian, but I mean,
depending on where you are in Minnesota, you're basically Canadian. And he
only recorded that talk back three times, trying to not say all right or

(01:20:56):
doctors, your podcast is coming upnext. You can hear that at one
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