TD&L Full Show For Monday- Love Hurts

On today's show we talked about how many times people have been divorced. We also recapped Bacon and Beer and read through some missed connections.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
He Drew You, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, we're here.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
We're here.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I swear to God, we're here this morning. It's twenty
five nine to the brew Tanner, Joe, Laura. It is Monday,
August twenty six. We just literally got into the building.
I know our show starts at six am, but we're
just starting right now because we got locked out this morning.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, because this if this was going to be a
vacation day, it would have been the whole day.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, we wouldn't have just taken one hour off. Yeah,
but I guess they turned the power off to like
do some electric electrical work in the building yesterday. I
guess it was last week.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Something happened. Well, the elevators were working on Friday, so
something happened between then and now, And the.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Door was open on Saturday because I came in on Saturday.
It happen at some point this weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
So something happened where the power was shut off and
everything came back on. But the like, our key cards
are all electrical, so.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Like, and the keypad wasn't even working. So there's a
code on the pad, but we couldn't use the path
because it wasn't on it was just a real mess.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Don't you feel like those two things should be on
separate power The back key card and the backup should
not be on the same power laws.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
So I feel like at least an engineer, because we
were calling everybody, We were calling everyone who we could
think of, and the engineer showed up to the building
and he couldn't even get in. Apparently he had to
use a knife to like pry his way.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, and the building maintenance guy, he's nowhere to.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Get hold of that guy. And so so like we
were just all like every radio show in this in
this radio station cluster was just sitting out in the
hallway doing nothing for the last hour.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, just you know, it was what an opportunity to
catch up with your peers and then an hour in
a hallway.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
How is there not an override? How does the engineer
not have a key? Like, how does he not have
an override key.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Or a button that just unlocks the magnet?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Because what happens when we get emp'd by some other countries,
some other nation emp s us and everything goes out.
We're screwed. We can't get we can't get into the building.
You're gonna be able to use your credit card.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
It's really interesting to me too.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Spotify count's gone.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Which is the worst of it all, but it kind
of blows my mind. There's not even a key hole
for a physical key on a door, like you think
that that would be the backup.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
But this is why technology scares the crap out of me,
because it's it's a lot like remember when the cell
phone thing happened and like the entire world glitched. It's
because we rely so much on tech now that we
don't have a key, yeah, just a piece of metal
to dig into a door.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's where we're gonna get the imped and we're gonna
be looking for that key. And you're gonna be super
mad when you try to go to Taco Bell and
you can't get your whatever because they because their systems down.
Oh yeah, and they shut down.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
When that systems down, they won't make you and all
the cards talk though you.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Can't do anything.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
It is staring you a nah.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Anyway, we're finally here this morning. Let's see what's trending.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Just real fast, now, what's trending.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Chris Hemsworth, who plays Thor and the Avengers, actually played
drums at an Edeering concert.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Oh that's random. I didn't even know he played the drum.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I guess he learned for the show, which just shows
you how talented this dude is. He was drumming for
about seventy thousand fans and here's the little clip of
a four playing the drums. He's been on stage, playing
with us with the whole time playing inside. Well, make
some noise for Chris ems Web. Yeah, it does sound

(03:34):
like a little robotic, but for somebody he like. Apparently
he learned just to play the show, and that's it's
pretty impressive.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Especially in front of a crowd of some people.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, yeah, I meant pretty. I mean yeah, man, Chris
Simms are handsome, jacked and super talented. Apparently just pick
up drums, learn the drums this week so that video
will be online online one of five nine dot com.
Just click on Tanner, Drew and the Wall All right.
Coming up later on this morning, we have tickets to
go see Jane's Addiction all this week. We'll play just

(04:06):
a tip for that around seven thirty. Also, another edition
of Misconnections is coming up here right after Audio Slave
Happy Monday. It's Tanner, jew and Laura on the brew.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura, we got.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Tickets to see Jane's addiction all this week. Your first
Chance is coming up here in about thirty minutes. We're
going to play our new game. Just a tip for
your chance to win. We also have to recap Bacon
and Beer from Friday. Yeah, well, a lot of fun,
thanks to everyone who came out. It was actually a
way more packed than I expected, because you know, we
had some rain and everything, and it was outside even

(04:44):
though we were covered and all that. But we were concerned,
and I'm glad that there was no need for concern
at all. Yeah, because there were a ton of people
who showed up and brought school supplies for kids and needs,
so we appreciate that too.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Definitely made a dent on that front. And the people
of Forrest Grove when we walked around and talked to them,
there was like an ongoing theme that they realized that
it's a little far to get out there, and that's
why a lot of them hadn't been to a Bacon
and Beer right, And so as soon as we touched
their neighborhood, they showed up. Since we touched their tip
we did tip.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
They were Yeah, there was a lot. It was cool
to see a lot of new faces out there at
Bacon and Beer because we had never been out that far.
So we're going to start trying to reach out to
those places we haven't been in the future. So all
the tips, all those all those tips, touch all the tips,
and you got to check out the photos of how
much school how many school supplies we collected on Friday,
So it was very impressive. Follow us if you haven't

(05:38):
already on Instagram and TikTok at one of five nine
the brew or at Tanner Drew.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
And Laura and now missed connections quick Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, these are realness connections that we found over
the weekend on Craigslist in the Portland, Salemon, Vancouver section.
That's right, and these are absolutely real. Hopefully we bring
people together or realize that they're being doctor.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Authorities either way. Either way, who wants to go first?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I could go.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
You were driving a Mazda Tribute in Salem. I saw
you many times today. You were in and out of
the Cooper's parking lot. You were beautiful and had darker skin.
The guy you were going to see looked frustrated but
really in love with you. If you're curious about who
I am, send me a message.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Wow, whoa, that's pretty and other people's business. And your
boyfriend looks like he really likes you.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
But if you want to go on a date with
me and any girl who spends the good part of
the afternoon in the same parking lot, oh, I know,
check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, it's like the old thing, like, hey, babe, your
boyfriend's a nerd. Go out with this guy.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, that's it's like an old douchey behavior.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Wait your turn.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
How about this one free blading in Gresham?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's free blading.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
I guess we're gonna find it.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Like free balling.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
It would appear that it is not like freeball and
it's more like rollerblading. Tanner, Yes, you're correct. I saw
you and Gresham roller blading like crazy. You smiled at me,
and I realized your blades were missing as many wheels
as your teeth. Oh, I was shoplifting from Safeway, ran
by you faster than you can skate. Do you want

(07:18):
a date? Name my tattoo and haircut? Was I wearing Jinkos,
so he's down with the.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Teeth that you.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
He's like, okay, wow, did you like my Jenko?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I like the free what is it? Free blading?

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Free blading?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right, baby, I'm gonna go hit the free blades
well fast.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
I like that, And I like the missing teeth, the
fact that he was just shoplifting from safeway.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
I mean, whatever, you ride fast, the wind whistles right
through those teeth.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Those type of people can smell each other out. I
read this book called The Iceman Killer about the Iceman
Killer's a real guy, and he was able to spot
other people who had murdered and did the same thing
he did. Like they can just sniff each other out.
What a terrible burdened hat a sixth sense. Yeah, this
misconnection is titled Voodoo Donuts. It's from northeast Portland. Says

(08:06):
I was at Voodoo Donuts getting a donut of my favorites.
You resemble that double chocolate. Oh, I didn't think that
was my thing, but we hit it off pretty good.
And maybe you'll see.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
This double chocolate if somebody calls you double chocolate, Like,
are you turned off by that? Did you just compare
me to a donut.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm going to eat you like a thick ass pastry.
All right.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
How about this one, guys, pardon my stare. He was tall,
dressed in sandy colored European style clothing, and had curly
hair touching his ears. I've never seen such a beautiful
human in Salem. I drive by and had to force
myself to look back at the road when passing him
near the Coals parking lot. If you're him and you

(08:51):
see this, please send me a selfie so I know
it's you. I'd like to take you for coffee or
something else.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh, I mean you're in that if.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
You're like, let's go get a machiatot, No, this is like,
this is passion.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You can't even look at me.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
You gotta follow your heart on this one.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
You're following something, all right.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
So how about this one? Dave from Tinder?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Dave?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I know Dave.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
You do know Dave.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
He's a good guess.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
It sounds like he might be into some weird stuff, Dave,
don't let your insecurities mess this up. You unmatched. Before
I had a chance to respond or read what you said,
you know I was considering your request. I also didn't
have a chance to save your number or name, and
by unmatching that info is now gone.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Day Because they're not interested, move on.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
She says, or they say, rather, I will give you
one more chance. Respond to me.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Here.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Tell me what we were discussing before you unmatched, so
I know it's you, and if and when you do
find me, your punishment will be grave for this transgression.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Trust that's somebody who has a match with many people.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
I want to know what they were talking about. Crazy stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
This misconnection is titled club Buddies in Portland, says I'm
terrible at meeting strangers, but gotta find new people to
hang out with in Portland. I love going to clubs.
I usually go to Hollo Scene or Coffin Club anywhere
works coffin clubs.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
You've never been a coffin club, Drew.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Oh, like I've been a coffin club?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
That's true? It's just like a goth club. It's a
lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, this is a tall alt Enby. What's that tall alt?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Nb?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Stoner UNI students love dancing, activism, writing, nature, and some
nerd stuff like D and D and video games.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
That sounds about right.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I also really want to learn how to do goth makeup.
If someone will teach me, you.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Should be able to find somebody at the Coffin Club
who can help with them.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh yeah, Coffin Club.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
You'd be careful after hours there though. I'm sure people know.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
There's why they're a friendly bunch.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
But I'm not saying violence.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Here's one seeking a new person to text with only.
Oh around a year ago, I virtually met someone on
here and we became virtual friends. Never exchanged a pic
or address. We just somehow hung out. But I lost
my phone and got a new number and lost touch.
Very sad with that being said, I'm looking for a
new friend to text only. Also prefer someone older because

(11:22):
I am older as well. Nothing weird, just simple conversation.
If interested, send me an email.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Oh sweet, very nice.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
It's also like little weird, like and are you seeking
some sort of companionship because you're in a dead marriage
or something.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's like I need to speak to another.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Human maybe, or maybe you're just like a a gorophobe
and you're afraid to leave the house, but you want to.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
You want friends anyway, You still still want to fire
off on some one.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
No pictures, a strange friend, no pictures, No weird stuff
there we.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Go, misconnections. Hopefully we brought some people together this morning.
That's right, Hopefully we did all right. Coming up in
a few minutes, we have tickets to go see Jane's
a We're gonna play a new game.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Just to tip me once more of Portland's rocking minutes.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
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Speaker 6 (12:13):
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Speaker 1 (12:20):
Here's Drew Well, Well.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
There's winners and losers from over the weekend. Aaron Judge
is on record pace after hitting his fiftieth and fifty
first home runs for the Yankees against the Colorado Rockies,
a ten to three win. As when you start to
track through history through this number of games, Barry Bonds
had fifty seven, Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire had fifty five,

(12:47):
and now Judge for the second time has himself up
at fifty one, and nobody talks about him being a juicer.
So when it all comes out in the wash and
things all come to fruition at the end of the day,
he might be the home run champion because he'll be
the only one who beats Babe Ruth and Roger Maris
without juice.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Also, this is the loser part of things.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
The Chicago White Sox have lost their one hundredth game,
and yeah, this is the sad part. It's the second
fastest ever to one hundred losses. The nineteen sixty two
Mets have them beat but tanking a season.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's what it looks like.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
One hundred losses in a single year. The fact that
you play enough games to have one hundred losses is
something to be said about baseball.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
And finally, if you're a.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Patriots fan, you don't need to win any more championships,
but you can rest easy today. Jacoby Brissett, their starting quarterback,
had a shoulder injury in the game, but no worries.
It looks like he's gonna be fine and be able
to go for the opener.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
There's just sports, Thank you much, all right. Coming up
in just a few minutes, we have tickets to go
seat Jane's Addiction. They're going to be at the Veterans
Memorial Coliseum and we'll have your tickets all week. Coming
up next we will play just a tip. We're gonna
give you the very beginning of a song, like the
first half second of a song, and just have to
tell us who the artist and title is. That's right
after the Chili Peppers.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Who in your life sucks and your souls day? At least?
It is always garlic bread.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's very true. Garlic bread makes me happy.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
I haven't had garlic bread in a minute.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
It's good. I changed that. I always, you know, because
I always make it when I when I cook spaghetti.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
But yeah, when's the last time you cooked spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
It was a couple of months ago. It's always I
always make a big mess, and so I try to
avoid that. But I timing that bread to get it
perfectly is kind of hard, and timing it is an art.
I feel like timing it out perfectly is difficult because
I always a lot. Sometimes I'll undercook it, sometimes I'll
burn it. I feel like that happens more often than not.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
So do you you're talking about like the one from
the grocery store. It comes in a little foil sleeve,
So how do you do yours? Do you keep it
in the sleeve? Do you take it out open face?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
What do you do. I used to take it out,
but now yeah, but I leave it in there. I
used to take it out both way.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Well, I haven't had garlic bread in a long time,
but we used to keep it in and then just
get a little glazing at the end so that you
could get crisp up a little that.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
But I liked it, honestly. I felt like it was
easier when I would just take it out of the
sleeve and leave it there.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Because it can get weird inside the party bag after
a while. But hey, garb bread, you're all about the
party bag.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
You're all about that bag though, Honoa.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah, just like my wine.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Bag.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Baby, Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Coming up here in a second, we're gonna play our
new game, Just the Tip. We've got a clip for you.
You just have to tell us what what the song
and artist is to win the tickets to go see
James Addiction When which by the way, when that is
that show?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
It says show is October ninth at the Memorial Veterans Coliseum,
Memorial Veterans Memorial.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
So uh, you know it'll be there and all this
week will play Just the Tip. But before we play
Just the Tip, you know, we don't have it like
an official opening for just a tip, like a jinglet.
But maybe I'll use this because a Friday Friday, we
were at Bacon and Beer, right, and we did the
live version of just the Tip. Yeah, And when I
introduced it, it sounded like this, let's play our new
game that we like to call just the Tip. What

(16:15):
the hell? I don't know what happened to my voice there,
just cracked like like I was going through puberty. You're
out there in the conditions just the tip? Yeah, and
what happens to the best?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
That should be our official open, Yes, our.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
New game that we like to call just the Tip.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Just the Tip? You have to listen closely because literally
I'm playing like it's not even a second. It's like
it's like a half a second of a song. It's
the very beginning, just the tip of the song. And
you have to tell us Artistan title to win tickets
to go see James Addiction. Are you ready listen closely?

Speaker 7 (16:58):
My child?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Hmm?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Let's hit it again? All right here? It is one
more time. I'll plumb sure, I'll play many times.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I feel like it's so I okay, it's easy. I
know what it is, but when I hear it, I
think of another song. Oh really immediately?

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah, I think it's seventy six Trombones from the Music Man.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
It's not true.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
You just spoiled them.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Here's here's the clip again, you tell me what it is?
Eight six six four four five one oh five nine.
Here's the clip. I know that I know it, and
I know there's somebody in the car that knows it.
Someone's wigging out. I feel like it's too easy.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Of course, you know it, you picked it.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, but it is tough to gauge on that. We'll
see what happens. I mean, we thought that the one
that we did at Bacon and Beer was like, all
of a sudden was dying on fire.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
And then I knew someone was going to get it.
I felt, actually right, here it is. Here's the clip.
What song is this? Here's the tip?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Rather?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Mm hmmm eight six six four four five one oh
five nine. Let's go to Blake. Good morning, Blake. Can
you tell us what the tip is?

Speaker 8 (18:14):
Is it a scorpions rock me like a hurricane?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Is it scorpions rock me like a hurricane? I'm sorry?
Then off the score. Let's go to line two, heights
Tanners to and Laura, good morning? Who's this?

Speaker 9 (18:31):
Stephen?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Stephen? Hey? Tell us, so what song it is?

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Is it back and Black by a CDC?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Back in Black by a C d C?

Speaker 5 (18:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Sorry? And is it not back in Black by a
c d C? I was also a very good guest.
See where you were going there. Let's go line three,
it's Tanner Jew and Laura. Who's this?

Speaker 8 (18:52):
Hey, Carl?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Carl, just a tip? Tell us what song it is?

Speaker 8 (18:57):
Is it pixies?

Speaker 10 (18:58):
Where is my mind?

Speaker 5 (19:00):
What?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:03):
I don't think we play that one on the radio.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
More wrong you? No, I don't even know what the
song he's talking to? What is he talking about? You know?

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Where is my mind? And where is my mind? We
don't play it on this radio station.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
But yeah, it's still not it. Let's go to wine one.
It is it? Steve? Steve, tell us what song it is?
My brother?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Is it the offspring?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
The offspring? What song would it be by the offspring?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
M Come on, man, no problem, everyone relaxed.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
What song is it?

Speaker 7 (19:55):
So that's the one where self esteem?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
No, that's not it. All that from the offspring? Self
esteem hides Tanner Jew and Laura, good morning. The long
road to that wrong answer, wasn't it? I'm sorry?

Speaker 9 (20:11):
What did you get the answer?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I'm waiting for it?

Speaker 10 (20:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Is it an animal?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
No, you can't say it on the air.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
That's not the name of the song.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
She goes, is it nine inch nails?

Speaker 8 (20:26):
Can I?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
She just said, can I f you like an animal?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
I believe the name of that song is closer?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yes, By the way, that is not you're asking, geez
the week, how many drinks have I had? Like an animal?
What kind of an animal? Hides and Laura, what do
you think it is? Well? No, they hung up. I allright,
do you guys know? Do you guys have any idea
what it is?

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Like? I I know what it is, but I my
initial guess is I think not one that has been
guessed yet.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I think it's kind of tough.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah, But at the same time, I'm not good at
this game.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Now that I'm hearing all these guesses, everyone have been like, oh, yeah,
well that could be.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
And this is a song that we play on this
radio station. Here is the clip one more time. Oh
see to me, it's just so.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Obvious that you literally picked the song.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
The sideways what it would be to make him go
wait in the hall one day and see if he
could get it.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
I think I think I'd be pretty good. I think
you would. You do have a good ear. It's tannerd
You and Laura. Good morning.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yes you justin Justine?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Justine right, We're going to next caller. It's Tannery you
and Laura. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Hey, you got a guess?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
I have a good guess.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
Tell us Jean's addictions Jane cut stealing.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
No, that would make sense since we're giving away jane addictions.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
It would make sense. That's not it pretty easy? That's
not here it is again? Mm hmmm mmmm mm hmmmmmmm.
Is that throw throwing you off? No, somebody out there,
somebody knows it. Someone's got it, hides Tanner, do and Laura,
good morning. Just a tip? Tell us what song and
title it is?

Speaker 11 (22:16):
Is Smith walked this way?

Speaker 7 (22:17):
Nope?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I like the confidence though.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
You have a sea of guesses. How's that song start?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I just should Hi, it's Tanner, Jo and Laura. Can
you tell us what song and title it is?

Speaker 8 (22:35):
The Guns N' Roses Paradise City.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Said it with a little passion.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Still super wrong?

Speaker 12 (22:42):
Yeah, I mean I don't know if I would say
super yeah, definition super Hi, stannerd you and Laura good morning,
good morning.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Tell us what artists inside? And then the song is
its closer? No, that song starts with cats cats, not.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Boots and cats and boots and cats and.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, I mean that's clearly a snare drum right in
the beginning. Yeah, okay, I have some hints in there.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
How many songs start with just a snare drum? Hi,
it's Tanner Jow and Laura, good morning, good morning. Alright,
what's what song and artists is it?

Speaker 10 (23:24):
Is it rage against the machine bullgon Parade?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Is it rage against machine bulls on Parade? Maybe one
of my favorite songs of all time?

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Man, you know what song? I thought it was? What
Summer is sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh yeah, that's a good song. Hear the song. It's
just still gets me fired up, just like.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
It came out, you know, in the nineties or whatever.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, when did this come out?

Speaker 4 (23:56):
This was?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Was it late nineties? Yeah, I'm guessing that. Ye Stejesus
still gets me fired off?

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Wow, come it now wound a band bomb bang bomb? Congratulations,
my brother, you just got tickets to go see Jane's
addiction at the memorial Colisecene.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
Got it.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I know I am surprised too, but they finally did.
They were saving them for you, and they finally got tickets.
Hang on, we'll get your information and we will see
you at the show. Gang Gang you guys, that's right,
that one. I knew. I knew somebody out there was
gonna get it. I just feel it.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
One of those things where just the tip turns into
a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, it's just like the real thing.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
It still counts, okay.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
And so embarrassing. I don't know what I did with
my voice there. But let's play our new game that
we like to call.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
Just the tip.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
What the hell?

Speaker 5 (24:54):
You're just very excited.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't know, a passion in there. Yeah, anyway, we'll
play that again, this game again tomorrow morning and nine
for your chance at tickets. You also have another shot
at one of five nine the brew dot Com. Later
on this morning, we slought to recap Bacon and Beer
Beef Water, and Court will be on the show to
talk about it with us. Also, we want to know.
I don't know if you saw her the weekend, but
Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce from Ben Affleck. Yeah, and

(25:18):
I don't know how many. I think that's the seventieth
divorce for Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
No, it's been quite a few. Only his second, which
kind of I think only a second, maybe third.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I think it's two.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
But they did you hear there's the news that came
out that it's his vicious mood swings.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I heard he's got a dark side, that's what she said.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
I can't say that I'm sprouting see it.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
In his eyes. But that's a lot of divorces for
old j Low.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
I heard that she has seventeen million dollars in engagement
rings alone, like that, that's what her collection is.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Going to hang your hat on that alone?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, this morning, we want to know how many times
have you been married or divorced? That's the question. We're
going to take your calls here at eight o'clock. Who's
going to take the crown? Yeah? Right, who's got those
j LO numbers? Age sixty six, four, four five nine.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Bird Story, it's outside for a new segment, The Big Story,
where we go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are. I'll go first
I think this is a kind of hilarious. A hiker
was reported missing on Saturday, That's not funny after getting
separated from his group as they scaled Mount Waterman outside
of Los Angeles, UH to cue the surge party who

(26:29):
were on the lookout for Kai Sue Yang, a very fit,
experienced and prepared seventy eight year old hiker eight years old.
The mountain rescue crew, who was called to assistant twelve
hours into the search, loaded up Sunday morning and landed
at this at this Newcomes ranch where they ran into
comedian Jay Leno, whoa Oh. They didn't find the hiker

(26:50):
right away, but they did find Jay Leno. Leno and
a group of friends were meeting up for a drive
when they crossed paths with the search party. The crew
took a moment to take take some selfies with Jay
Leno before resuming their search for the missing hiker, who
was found eight hours later.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
So they found him. But at the same time, if
I'm lost and you're doing selfies with Jay Leno, can
we already?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Hey, did we forget why we're here today?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
He got like a broken leg and a bush?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, just go ahead, it is Jay? What a storied career.
They did find him eight hours later, safe but dehydrated.
He was airlifted to a local hospital, where he was
reunited with his family. According to officials, should reach out right, yeah,
because the only one who didn't get to meet Leno
is the guy needs hell and noticed that Leno didn't

(27:36):
assist on the like he didn't.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Yeah, somebody's missing on let me come with. I got
stuff to do.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Sorry, we got a soul train of porsches. They got
to get to a car show.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, so there you go. The hiker's rescue team went
out and found Jay Leno, but then later did find
the hikers.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Well, the big story to me, guys, did you hear
about this? The circ de Solet performer who fell during
the performance here in Portland.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
That's scary.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Russian artist Maria Confett coop Confetkova.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
That's it. I got no, I got it, I got it.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
The second time was using the aerial hoop when the
accident happened. Sir Sole has released a statement about this,
saying that the tour intervention team came to her aid,
so they've got a group of people to stop you
from wiggling when you hit the ground. She's in stable condition,
she's conscious. We don't know what else is going on
with her, but they're supposed to be here until October sixth.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Gow that sucks when you pay all that money and
then you I mean, it sucks for her too. Obviously,
I don't show when you're sitting there and you're like
and like you get your kid with you or something,
and then all of a sudden you just watch his
performers hit the ground.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
But I mean, also if you, I mean you both
have been to those types of shows, it's a miracle
that that kind of stuff doesn't happen more often.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
And I'm sure they're highly insured and you sign a
ton of waivers, but it doesn't stop my nine year
old from watching them peel someone off the ground.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
That is a traumatic experience. And I think, I mean,
the show must go on, right, so I'm sure there's
a thunder study. Now it was like, oh, it's my dress.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Somebody they flew some other somebody's just doing flips in
their backyard.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Finally the call, yeah, next woman up.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
I think the big story is that Lincoln Park appears
to have something in the works. This mysterious one hundred
hour countdown timer has appeared on their website and all
of their social media accounts, and the same countdown timer
was also shared by the Instagram account of Welcome to Rockville.
So people are speculating that Lincoln Park in some form

(29:37):
may be performing at Welcome to Rockville in Florida next year.
Of course, there have been rumors about a new vocalist.
I'd love it female vocalist. We don't have any details yet.
All we have is this one hundred hour countdown, which
I don't know what's one hundred hours.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Like a week, yeah, I don't know, five days.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Yeah, So maybe over the weekend I'll have some sort
of announcement for us.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
It's a box set. I'm over it last time.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I wanted I want a new singer,
like let's move forward. Yeah, give it a shot. We'll
tell you if you picked the right one, just do it.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
I never got to see Lincoln Park. That's one of
my biggest regrets. I never got to see them with Chester,
you know, so I'd love to go see them, even
if it's without Chester. They can put him on a
like a first song. I'm sure they'll put him on
a big screen or something something.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Yeah, but I mean since Welcome to Rockville also shared
the post, it seems more likely that they'll make some
sort of appearance.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Hopefully, Yeah, hopefully.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Are they going to AI Chester?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I don't think I.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Been like, no, holograms are creepy or not.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
It is creepy and it's disrespectful. I feel like it's
it's it's gimmicky. It's not cool at all. The hologram
is not cool enough.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
It's not But would it be all right to play
his voice in any capacity?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Maybe maybe he could play his voice so he got
a DJ up there. I wouldn't be surprised if they
put him up on a screen for you know.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Pay tribute to him or something like that.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, there's there's no way they're not going to acknowledge him.
Who sorry, How they do it, I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
But yeah, absolutely I could see it be in one
of those heartfelt moments almost like it's different but Sandler
with Chris Farley at his show where you showcase him,
you have a song around him.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Hey, maybe they should do that. Just bring Adam Sandler
our Lincoln Park and now Adam Sandler comes and does
Chris Farley.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
So yeah, I'm sure that would that would land well.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
So anyway, more on that story one of five nine
in the bren Out Common. As soon as we find
out info about Lincoln Park, you'll find out info about
Lincoln Park coming up next. I don't know if you
heard over the weekend, but Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce
from Ben Affleck. Not a surprise. Uh. We want to
know though, like Jello has got a lot of divorces. Now,
Mountain up, Now, how many do you have? Eight six six, four,

(31:39):
four five, one oh five nine, Drew Laura? Yeah, how
many times have you been married or divorced? That's what
we want to know this morning. Eight six six, four
four five, one oh five nine. Maybe each time you're
thinking this is going to be the last time, this
is it, this is the one.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
You have to be thinking that because nobody goes into
a marriage well, I mean maybe some people do, but
most people don't go into marriage thinking oh.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I wonder how long this is gonna len.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
We'll see, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Well, if you look at back when we were kids
and even teenagers like I growing up, I have only
me and one other friend who did not have their
parents get divorced. That's yeah, that is a staggering number.
And I attribute that to back then. You got married
when you were eighteen, nineteen twenty, and you'd grant. You
were like, look, we're gonna we love each other, but
think about all of us, Like if I would have

(32:33):
married whoever I was dating at nineteen, that's divorce, right,
that's one hundred percent divorce. So like now we wait
and we wait. We wait too long now, but we
wait and try and pick a partner.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Or you could be like j Lo and it's just
like every other year, flavor of the week, every other
year she seems to get married and divorced. Over the weekend,
it was announced that Jennifer Lopez has filed for divorce
from Ben Affleck. Yeah, it looks like what they call them,
you're reconciled. What do they call the couple? They call
them benefer Benifer, that's right, beautiful name wasted Jennifer no

(33:09):
more glady and gentlemen benefit.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
I really had high hopes for this one, because you know,
they were engaged previously and now they'd come back together
when they were you know, older, and they'd learned some
things about themselves.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Is there anyone surprised. I saw this coming a mile away.
I honestly thought it was gonna happen a long time ago,
Like they went way longer than I thought this second
time around Bennefer. But I'm not surprised.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
That was weird that they already bought a sixty million
dollar house. Didn't you want to see how this plays out?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, I'm not surprised at all. So this is I
believe the fourth it's just the fourth or fifth divorce
for Jennifer Lopez's four divorces.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
But she's been engaged six times, so sometimes she got
right to the altar and then ran.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Yeah. So she was engaged before to Ben Affleck, and
then she was also engaged.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
To a rod So and then el are long term
relationship with Diddy, but it never got there.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
What do you think her story is, Laura? Do you
think is she difficult?

Speaker 10 (34:06):
Is she?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Does she expect too much?

Speaker 7 (34:09):
Are they?

Speaker 5 (34:09):
I think he is probably difficult to a certain extent,
But I mean, what celebrity isn't uh So. I think
that's probably why she's dated celebrities, is because I feel
like dating and Normy would be even more challenging. But
I also think in this case. And I don't know
what the what what what her deal has been for
everybody else, but I feel like ben Affleck probably played

(34:30):
a bigger part in this one.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
He just seems like a very difficult guy to Uh.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah, I heard she said he's got a dark side.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
He's got a doc so if he seems like he
maybe has some things he needs to work through. But
then again, I don't know. I know nothing about their lives.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Well, I think what we do know about him is
that he is an alcoholic. He is a compulsive gambler.
And when you take those things away from someone and
they attempt to be standard, they're going to be angry.
They're going to be grumpy. And I think that he
tried to play house and he can't at least not
like that, not with them.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Well, how many times have you been married or divorce?
Can you beat?

Speaker 5 (35:06):
J Lo?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
We got to get calling from Goldberg Jones on the
phone and ask how many he seen?

Speaker 5 (35:10):
It's crazy to me because it's like, if you have money,
I guess I get it, Like why not because a
divorce that costs you a few million dollars? Like who cares?
But like for the average Joe, it seems like it's
more trouble than it's worth. After a while, like why
do you got to get married for a third or
fourth time?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Calls her lawyers again and they're like, son of a bit.
Maybe they're happy because they're getting paid.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
And you're telling me that they weren't trying to get
They weren't trying to get her to do a prenup.
Like if I'm her lawyer or her manager.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I'm like, hey, Jennifer, they didn't do a prenup.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Now it's only on existing stuff they made together.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
But that's still she made a lot of crappy things
made air. Oh that's right, you did it do.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Well, super well. That wasn't his only project.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You have like four during the marriage. Colin might be
he might be in a court right now, you know, yeah,
I mean he's a busy man. Colin from Goldberg Jones one,
How to divorce seize this number. He's like my car warranty?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Who is?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
It's fine? It should say iHeart radio. But you've reached Colin,
so he's probably busy. But we'll try to get the information.
What's the you know, how many divorces do you have
and if you want to stay anonymous, that's fine. You
can shoot us a text message.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
And disappointed your friends and family. So it's like you
might as well just tell the rest of the first one.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
It becomes par for the course. Everyone's got that family
member who chases love into a curb.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Yeah, and for me, that's one of my things where
I would have to think long and hard about whether
or not I even want to get married again. Like
I want to be in a serious relationship, long term
relationship with something.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
But but do you want it to go? I don't
want to.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
I don't want another failed marriage.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Do you have one divorce?

Speaker 5 (36:53):
I have one divorce? I have two.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
It's funny I were engaged again.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
I technically only have one engagement too, because me and
my husband never got engaged. We just went to Vegas
and got married.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I think the flight there is your engagement.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Yeah, I've had two engagements and one marriage and one
to four.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah. When he when he bought you a spicy chicken
at the airport, that was yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Now like when I bought him a spicy chicken at
the airport. Let's be honest, isn't that fun?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
That's brutal Isn't that funny though, Because if you're in
a long like Tanner, you've had long term relationships, You've
lived with these ladies, but none of that follows you
because people don't ask have you ever been in a
long term relationship?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
They ask if you've been married?

Speaker 10 (37:32):
Right?

Speaker 4 (37:32):
And like, when you're at a tender situation or whatever
whatever dating app having to tell someone you've been divorced one, two,
three times, those are not just on a belt, but.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
It's almost weirder. And this is no disrespect to Tanner whatsoever,
because you know, you just just haven't found the right person.
I know it's coming, but it's like when I meet
a guy who's like forty five and hasn't been married,
I think, why, you know what?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
I mean, you're good?

Speaker 4 (37:57):
They never say to a guy, right, but it's a
good you know that question? Girls are always thinking that
kind of Well.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I I've intentionally done that, like I'm I'm trying to
avoid the nightmare, which is fair.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
I think people should wait until they know I'm not
getting married.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
If I don't know, yeah, look, I think this girl's cool.
Let me just roll the dice. No, that's how all
my friends ended up miserable and with kids.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
I don't like exactly, so I think it's valid for sure.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Eight six, six, four four five one of five.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Nine.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
You can also shoot a say talk back message through
the iHeartRadio apps, so download download it for your cell
phone today. How many times have you been married or divorced?

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Hey, Andrew?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, I've been married five times? WHOA. You believe in
the idea, and sometimes people to change and it.

Speaker 13 (38:48):
You know, you can't get them to you know, sometimes
they're at their best when you meet them, and then
they change and they're not anymore and it's very hard
and difficult.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Jess, hold o, we got to call this guy. He's
been married five times and you can hear kids in the.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Background, Like, how long are you dating these people?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Not long enough?

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Right, So it's like maybe they didn't change, Maybe they
just didn't show you who they were right away.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Do they have any of your chips?

Speaker 5 (39:13):
You know?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Like yeah, And you know, it can be miserable, but
it can be great. But it can be great if
you have the right person, otherwise it will be miserable.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah, all right. Recalling the guy who just sent us
a talk back, his name is Daniel. Hopefully he'll answer
and answer us why he's been married five times and
if he's open.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Telling out a divorce paperworker moment.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Actually, Hello, Yeah, it's Daniel, It's Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 8 (39:42):
Hey, guys, I'm going pretty good.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Man.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
We just got your talk back message. If you've really
been married five times?

Speaker 11 (39:48):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Man, what the hell happened?

Speaker 4 (39:51):
We should know the course of how many years to
start with, because if it's thirty years?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yea hold are you? First off?

Speaker 8 (39:58):
I'm fifty one?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Fifty one? Okay?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Helps?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
A little? Five is aggressive? What's like? What happened exactly?
Why have you been married five times? Is it their fault?
Is it your fault?

Speaker 10 (40:09):
Well?

Speaker 8 (40:09):
The one common denominator hurts me? Actually, but that is true.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I do have to point out the elephant in the room.

Speaker 8 (40:17):
Yeah, uh, what's that buddy?

Speaker 4 (40:21):
He's just talking to his kids. It seems like a
decent father. He cares about that.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Man in the five marriages, she's probably got a literate kids.
A man of kids.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Do you have like one hundred one Dalmatians six kids?

Speaker 12 (40:33):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Do you have one from each marriage? Or like, what's
the shortage shortest amount of time you've been married?

Speaker 8 (40:40):
Two weeks.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
That's not a divorce. Even that's like annument, isn't it.

Speaker 11 (40:44):
Like, well, the person saw the divorce the way of work.
She expected me to tell her how to living life.
She was it was when I was younger and she
was younger, and she wanted somebody that basically just told
her how to live life.

Speaker 10 (40:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
She wanted a parent based yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
And so after two weeks she filed for divorce because
you weren't telling her what to do.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
I no, she left, she went back to Arizona. I
was living in Utah at the time.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
How long did you date before you decided to pull
the trigger.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
On that one?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (41:17):
That one was?

Speaker 11 (41:17):
That was twenty seven hours.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Brob. Yeah, that's this is why you just make rash decisions.
You find somebody, you get you get caught up in
the moment, And are you willing to do that again?

Speaker 11 (41:31):
Get married?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (41:33):
I don't, probably not.

Speaker 10 (41:35):
I've got three kids that are this is the problem
when you're my age and you have three kids. Everybody
my age and my age group doesn't want the young kids.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, because they're at the point in their life five
and seven there's supposed to be Yeah.

Speaker 11 (41:52):
That would begs going on trips stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
But so if you're they don't they don't want go ahead,
sorry interrupted. If your shortest marriage is two weeks, how
how's how long is your longest marriage?

Speaker 8 (42:05):
Eight years?

Speaker 4 (42:06):
And how many kids came out of that?

Speaker 7 (42:08):
Gobble?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Three?

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Okay, so that was the only marriage you've had children?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Did they all divorce you? Or did you ever pulled
the trigger?

Speaker 11 (42:18):
I pulled the trigger twice two out of five.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Ain't bad. I guess you gotta get on great. Maybe
is to break even?

Speaker 5 (42:25):
I mean that first one probably doesn't even count. Two weeks? Well,
do you know each other for two days?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Still count one? Still count that it wasn't your first.

Speaker 11 (42:33):
One, No, that was my second one.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
It still counts.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Though he's got a lot of action.

Speaker 11 (42:40):
I had been married and divorced three times before I
was thirty. I did once in my between my thirties
and forties, and then Jesus.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
Once this year.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
So you understand what Jalo's going through right now? You
kind of you empathize with her?

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Yeah, minus minus seventeen engagement rings?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Right?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
So is he together with the last one?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Are you alone?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (43:03):
Don't say alone?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Well I had to I had to ask straight across.
He's looking for number six ladies.

Speaker 11 (43:11):
Lady, Well, I'm looking for somebody that actually wants to
spend time with me.

Speaker 8 (43:15):
And it's okay that I have three kids. Time.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Are you okay?

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Are you okay with taking on somebody else's children? Like
would you date a woman with kids?

Speaker 9 (43:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Of course he needn't.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Brady Bunch styles.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
I think you'll find love. I think she's out.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
She's out there.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Man.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
You just gotta probably divorce two or three more. You'll
finally find her. You should probably get to know this person,
this next person before you put a ring on it.
All right, Daniel, appreciate you saying sharing your story with
this Daniel, buddy, you're a good guy, Daniel, take it easy, divorces.

(43:59):
He sounds like a good guy. Hight too. It's talking
real good dude.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
He just needs to, you know, think about his choices
a little bit more maybe before doing the thing.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
But age six six four four five on five nine,
more of your calls coming.

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Speaker 1 (44:21):
Here's Drew Well.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Well, Aaron Judge, he is swing the bat like do
you ever have, hitting his fiftieth and his fifty first
home run over the weekend with the Colorado Rockies being
the victim on the other end of those bats ten
to three the win there against the Rockies. Now, when
you look at the big board, only Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa,

(44:44):
and Mark McGuire have had more home runs at this
point in the season. You look at all those meatheads
and it doesn't really pen that they were doing it
without some sort of peds. You look at Roger Marris,
He's right there at that same fifty one, and he
held the mark forever. We'll keep you posted as we
moved forward with his swings at greatness. Also, the Chicago

(45:06):
White Sox are anything but great with a hundredth loss
of the season. Now, it's the second fastest this has
ever happened. The nineteen sixty two Mets did it, And
you think about the gulf of years in between a
team that was that bad. Because in baseball, even when
you're betting on it, it's a borderline a coin flip.

(45:26):
Every time you lose a coin flip. One hundred times
in a season. You really got to work on what
that team's doing. And finally, the Chiefs have reunited with
their leading receiver from two years ago, Juju Smith Schuster
will be playing for the Chiefs. That's just more dangerous
weapons for them as they look to go three in
a row and win.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Another Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Boo yes, seriously, but dynasties get booed until they're over
and then they're celebrated.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
There's his sports, Thank you much. All right. Coming up next,
we are talking about Jennifer Lopez getting Well, we're not
talking about Jaylaw. We want to know, actually, how many
times you've been divorced? Yeah, let's make this about you,
because j Loo is on her fourth divorce after filing
for a divorce from Ben Affleck over the weekend. Yeah,
we want to know how many times have you been
divorced or married? Tell us eight sixty six, four, four, five, one,

(46:12):
five nine. Where your call is coming? After Eagles on
the Brew.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Drew and Laura, we want to know.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
This morning, how many divorces do you have under your belt?
J Lo now has four after she filed for divorce
from ben Affleck over the weekend Bennifer No More is
the movie that's gonna be streaming soon. I'm sure, too bad,
And yeah, fours a lot. But then in the last segment,
we talked to a listener who has been divorced five times. Yeah,

(46:43):
so as of right now, five is the one defeat
on the air.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
And it shows that some of those decisions are just
fleeting right, Like you're just you're just caught a breeze
and got married. Yeah, there's definitely You've definitely had nights
with someone. You're like, God, she's great, and then two
weeks later you're like, wow, actually not that great.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, kind of Hell, it's weird. My mom has one
divorce under her belt. But she was divorced way before
I was born. And I found this out, like when
I was a teenager. She was married once.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
I was like, what, So, how old was she when
she got married?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Sheeez, she early twenties. Maybe she was pretty young. So
she never told you until maybe she did. It didn't sink,
I mean, not that I can remember. But yeah, sometime
in my in my you know, early teens, I remember
her telling me, and I just blew my mind. Yeah,
that's a big one.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
I actually had friends in elementary school who told me
about finding out that their parents had been married previously
and just having their minds blown. But you know, my
mom was married before.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Yeah, just like damn.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
I mean, as a kid, it's kind of weird to
picture your parents with anyone else, you know.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
So we used to hit divorce button. In the city
I grew up in so much that there was a
there's an area it was called Oswego Point, and that's
where all the dads who got who got kicked out
would go.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
So they all live divorced Dad Point.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Yeah, and it's basically one wet, one bedroom apartments because
you still have to keep the kids in the school district.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
The divorce is just shattered souls. We got some talkback
messages through the iHeartRadio app. Download it for your cell
phone and send us one today. I am actually in
my third marriage right now, and I'm only thirty four. Wow,
that's pretty young to have that many marriages.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
I feel like if you get married though in your
early twenties even late teens, maybe it's probably going to
down possible. Yeah, yeah, that's totally possible. Uh.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
These text messages are coming in on our lazy Boy
text line at ninety one ninety seven. This text message
comes from ninety seven to sixty. It says I got
four marriages and four divorces. The shortest one was the first.
I left one week before our first anniversary after he
split my lip for turning the stereo down.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Good for you, that's a good reason to get out.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (48:49):
What song was? Yuess? It was my high school sweetheart.
Then I met my two kids and dad and we
lasted about six years. The next one wasn't until my
mid thirties, lasted about seven years. He couldn't be faithful.
The last one was late forties and lasted five years.
My pocket is broken, and I seem to pick damaged,
abusive guys and people again though I'm not supposed to

(49:09):
be in a long term relationship. I'm now sixty seven,
so who knows.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
You can't ever blame the person who gets cheated on
really now, Granted, what leads to the cheating as a
whole nother discussion and maybe a lot of cold behavior,
But when someone cheats on you, you have a right
to walk, you know, because he don't need to be
treated like that.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
And also, never say never because my mom, I think
she was. She never even dated again after my dad
passed away, and she I mean it was twenty five years.
I'd never seen her date anyone far to be happy
right then, But then she met Tony down the street.
She met Tony when she's sixty eight, big t just

(49:46):
lay in that pipe, man, there's still okay.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
See.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
I wish my mother in law could find that, because
she's also been on She just she quit men. She
quit dating in general because of what happens, right, Like
I said, trying to avoid the disaster.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
How many marriages do you have? How many divorces do
you have?

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Eight?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Six, six, four, four, five, one oh five nine is
a number. This text message comes from sixty five eighty four.
It says, it says one marriage for ten years and
one long term relationship for fourteen years.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
And they're like, TikTok, buddy, where's the ring? Yeah, but
that first marriage probably knocked it out of them because
I dragged my feet for so long. Like I remember,
I was right on the brink of like ruining the
relationship because it was so long.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
But yeah, I mean, yeah, it's it's important to date
for a long period of time.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
I think you gotta see all of them.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I think like two years is good. I feel he's
especially the older you get.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I had youth on my side when I waited, so yeah,
now I couldn't wait a decade.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
This person's been married three times or divorced three times,
I guess, and he says he won't get married again.
Let's go to Syrian Steve. Syrian Steve, you've been married
for a long long time, right, yes, sir, Yes I do.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
And man, I have been married for a while long time.

Speaker 14 (51:04):
But I am on my second marriage.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Okay, so the first one didn't work out. How long
were you married the first time?

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Five years?

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Five years? Okay?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Why did that fall apart?

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (51:21):
Well, I guess I married a psychle one sister.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Our second baby was born, man, she was she was
about four months old. She like lost it and took
off and never.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Came back postpartum.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
So it sounds like, yeah, that might have something to
do with it, for sure, But that's it was great.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
But I'll tell you.

Speaker 14 (51:41):
My mom had an uncle that he's been married like
four times. But the crazy thing about it is all
of his wife like three I think, no do out
of four died before him.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
But yeah, like, are we sure those are all natural causes?
Or was he investigator's murder?

Speaker 14 (52:03):
I don't know, man, I wouldn't put it pass.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
But yeah, dude, Honestly, when like dead people start, like
when one when so many people end up dead around
one person, you gotta start suspecting something's rarely a coincidence.
I mean they they always say, detectives say there are
no such thing as coincidences.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
It's the weird. Say she rat poison. It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
She just loved the taste, all right, Steve. So he's
got one divorce and it's uh, but he's from.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
A family that's capable of so many more divorces. You
gonna be still young. You gonna get them numbers up, Steve.

Speaker 8 (52:35):
That's right, let me tell you seriously, bro, Like Syria,
it's personally like you never heard of.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
It, Like divorce does not right, Yeah, grind.

Speaker 10 (52:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (52:48):
Now we're in the twenty first century, it's it's more common.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Syrian Steve, Thank you, my friend, Syrian Steve. Everybody, how
many times have you been divorced? Jay Loo's got four?
That listener we talked to this morning's got five. You
beat jay number. That's the number to be dude, you
beat j lod like.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
They were married for two weeks.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Well that's one of five though he's got four strings
and just a pile of.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Kids to boot. I think that, like, like, well, what
doesn't matter to me? That just shows your lack of
your reckless Well, you're right.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
The fact that they knew each other for twenty seven
hours prior to the wedding, jump.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Right in it, jumping the deep end.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I met her at the pool. We had the greatest time.
I bet she's like this every day.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
And you know what that guy we talked to him
on the phone for two minutes before we heard streaming
children in the background. Yes, that's what she get, that's
what that's what you get. We got another talk back
to the IHET radio app.

Speaker 9 (53:45):
Hey, brew crew, I am proud to say that today
is my fifty sixth birthday and I've never been married
or divorced. Hey, hey, I think it's ridiculous. My dad's
married to his fourth wife. She's closer to my age
than his. U. Really, what's the point that sounds like?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Let me tell you that sounds a little better.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Actually, Yeah, jaded, that's Okay, I mean, I get it.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
My dad's got this hot chick looks save something for me, Dad,
What the hell is stick it to your own.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Two to three decades?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
How many times have you been divorced? Nine eight one
nine seven is our lazy boy text line where your
calls of text coming up.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
You're listening to and Laura Drew and Laura all right.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Colin from Goldberg Jones one A divorce wrote me back. Yeah,
I asked him earlier. You know, what's the most amount
of divorces he's seen one person go through? Yeah, because
this morning we're talking about Jennifer Lopez. She filed for
divorce from from Ben Affleck. This is her fourth divorce.
And then we got a call from a listener like
right away and he's like, yeah, dude, I've I've been
divorced five times, which is pretty big if you have

(54:51):
more than Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
So Colin wrote me back, and this is what he said.
He goes, Uh, the most amount of divorces he's seen
one person go through is seven seven divorces. And he says,
and you'd be surprised on how many people remarry the
same person.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Oh, okay, I.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Have seen that a couple of times, and I feel
for the most part, when I've known people whose parents
have gone through that, they usually stay together this second time.
I can't say that for everybody.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Yeah, I feel like there's a thing though that old relationships.
When the fire is out, it's just like McDonald's fries.
Once they're cold, they're done. Can't can't reheat them. They might,
you might give it a salty lick. They look the same,
but to get the spark back. For me, I feel
like if you break the chain, it's hard, but I
feel like, I mean, but I do see not giving

(55:44):
up on somebody who you do.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Love, you know you love, not giving up. And also
there's a familiarity there and it's comfortable. You already know
they're weird quirks, and so you know what you're getting
yourself into.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
And don't you think you see somebody else, you realize
what you had. Yeah, right, because what's over there and
then what's over there is a tired yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Yeah. How many divorces have you've been through? Hyad's Tanner,
Jo and Laura good morning three times? For me?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Three times?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
You've been divorced three times, been divorced three times. Now,
why did you get divorced?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
The first time we were married for twelve years, had
two great kids. She apparently liked other men at the
same time we'll being in a relationship and that kind
of screwed me up for a long time. Yeah, because
you have press issues. So I got full custody of
both my kids though, that's what was cool about that deal,

(56:37):
and had a really good time. The second time was
maybe three months. I told her to get a job
and she split.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
I feel like that's maybe a conversation you have before
you get married.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
But okay, yeah, well at least you got rid of it.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
It was lost. She was hot.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
So anyways, the first one, how did you get girl?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
But how did you tell her? You'd be like, listen,
here's a Taco Bell job application. Could you fill this out?
Or did you just say, hey, you need to start working.
Things are tight? Like, how did you bring it up?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
It's like, you know, it's it's really kind of hard
to make kids meet right now with everything going on.
You know, it'd be nice if you can contribute to
the household and household and some you know, with's some
money or something, or got a job and it was
like two or three days later, she's splitting all I've
ever heard from her. She signed the worst papers and
I haven't heard from her in years.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
So she's mooching off somebody else.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
You tell her to get a job, and she looks
you like she smells something. It's like, you know, she's leaving, right,
She's like.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
I'm hot, I don't need a job.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
So what about number three? You had the hot one,
you had the cheating one.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
What did this one do?

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Not the third one? She was a good family girl,
but my kids got of age and I got bored
of where I was living at and I moved up
here to the Pacific Northwest.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
So so you left her behind, You did the same
thing that happened.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
She didn't, she didn't want to leave. So it was
and we still we still talk occasionally, so we're still I'm.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Sure she's not bitter by your all right, dude, Well
he's going for the rain.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Rather with you.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
And I'm currently on the fourth one. But you know,
I got to tell everybody. It takes two, you know,
the first one, Yeah, she cheated on me. Maybe I
could have done something different, but there's always two. It
takes two people. I'm at fault on most of it.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Yeah, I don't know about the job on though, that one.
I'm on your team for that.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
I mean, yeah, but I mean he probably shouldn't have
married somebody based on her attractiveness. Maybe maybe the lesson.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
That's correct, that's correct.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
All right, dude, appreciate you call. Thanks so much. She's Luise.
It's wild. Were your calls and text coming up in
just a few minutes. If you don't have the iHeart
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(59:06):
Drew and Laura So. Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce from
Ben Affleck over the weekend. Bennifer no more elma, which
means this is the fourth divorce for Jennifer Lopez. I
believe the second for Ben Affleck. And we want to
know this morning, how many divorces do you have? Because
four is a lot, we thought, But then then we
got messages from a dude who'd been divorced five times. Yeah,

(59:28):
we found out from Colin from Goldberg Jones at one
hundred Divorced that the most he's seen is seven seven
times for one person.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
And he brought up the idea that repeat offenders happened.
You know, it's not like there aren't necessarily five different ladies.
Sometimes it might be the same lady twice and then
a couple of randas.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
This text comes from eighty five eighty nine and says,
it's not me but my mom. She's been married as
many times as she has kids, and that's six wow,
six times.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
See my I had Grandma was married three times but
only got divorced once. He like, divorced my grandpa, and
then the second husband dies and then you get married again,
you know, so by the time you're sixty five.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
I thought that, I was like, that is nuts. But
I guess if you only get divorced the ones.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
It's notice because like maybe the second one, who knows
if he would have stayed alive, they would still be together.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Oh yeah, the soulmate. So how long has it been
for you or how many I guess how many have
you had? And you know, we understand it's not something
you might be.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
You know, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
You're not really proud of it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
But hey, it happens. It's life, you know, it's not
always neat and tidy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
So I think six is the one to beat when
it comes to listeners. But seven is the most I've
heard of anybody. It's the grand Poobah right there, big Dog.
Eight six six four four five one oh five nine.
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Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
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Wow, that's for him eating to think I'm Friday.

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What I've taken? Thanks Ten Court, Casey, Susan show the hold,
Thank you and the crowd. Wow, that was like a
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Speaker 13 (01:01:07):
You had Team Loaf, Team Todd, Father, Sean Britt, Tattoo,
Rob Gandolf, Big John, so many other new faces.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Hey guys, thank you for a real good swine.

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Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Thanks everyone who showed up to bacon and beer Friday
morning at Mcminhimon's Grand Lodge and Forst Grove. What a
party that was, man, even lad with a little bit
of rain, it was. It was a pretty dope party.
Wouldn't wouldn't you say, court?

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
Absolutely, that was amazing fun I was. I was thrilled.

Speaker 13 (01:01:39):
I mean a lot of people showed up, a lot
of people in bathrobes because they'd stayed overnight, so they yeah,
I love You.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Know what's funny those ladies who were wearing the robes
the night before. I stayed the night and I'm walking
down the hall and there's this lady staring at me
and I'm you know, I'm not putting two and two together.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
And I get up to and I'm like hi, and
they're like, hey, we know you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
And they're standing there in swim suits at like eight pm,
and I'm like what you guys go into the soaking tub.
They're like, yeah, you know, where are your robes? And
they go, oh, they look stupid. I'm like, sometimes you
got to lean into stupid. And they took it all
the way and ended up coming to the party in
those rows.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
It's great.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
One dude showed up in his cap and gown since
it was a you know, school themed event, Tony back
to school event, and Tony showed up in his cap
and gown.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Said he graduated from the school hard Knocks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
First, let's get beefwater on the phone. Beef water is
actually at Disneyland right now. He actually had to get
up and after baking a beer, he jumped on a
plane Saturday morning and at a fly. It's a work thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
So he's not like he's this is the greatest work
thing you can be at.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
It really is. Because he gets off work at like
eleven am. Then he's got the whole day of Disneyland
to hang out.

Speaker 8 (01:02:45):
So nice, What up, Broll, what's up dude?

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
How's Disneyland treating you right now?

Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
Disneyland has been a whirlwind. They keep your dance card
very full on these media events. And I'm here at
the broadcast now and it looks like Jerry Lewis telethon.
It is just the people and Mike in stations from
around the land. Yeah, so we're good, No good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
All right, Well, baking a beer was a lot of
fun on Friday Court. Do you know how it's hard
to gauge like we don't do you know? The school
supplies by pounds? Yeah, you know, it's not like we
do with the food.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Right.

Speaker 13 (01:03:19):
I was, let's say I can I can say it
was a pile about probably four four and a half
feet call and probably I don't know, maybe three feet across.
Uh to turn that into school supplies. I mean, I
just imagine a school supply pile that side.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
I mean thousands of dollars when it's all said and done. Yeah,
and you got to think I'm spending almost a grand
on two kids, and that's much much much more that
then you would give two children.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Sure, and we had one bin and I don't know
if we thought that was going to be enough room,
but it absolutely was not. It was overflowing, which was great.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Apparently were having trouble like finding a vehicle to put
it in after yeah, after baking beer was over, we
were having trouble finding a car.

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
We had to spread it across several cars.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good problem to have. Exactly,
it's all benefiting the lazy boy Salvation army toy or sorry,
school supply drive. So again, thanks to everyone who showed
up for that. There were some clips I wanted to
play from Bacon and Beer on Friday. First off, let's
see what's this clip here? All right, a graduate whom

(01:04:21):
showed up to Bacon Beer. So this is Tony, Yeah,
this is This was a funny moment because we were
doing the spelling Bee and I was, you know, asking people,
can you spell this word?

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Can you spell that word? And this guy, Tony, uh,
he responded this way, all right, a graduate whom showed
up to baking a beer in a cap and gown
this morning. His name is Tony. All right, Tony, can
you spell the word Babylonian? No, just immediately walked away.

(01:04:50):
He knew, he knew that was an awesome moment. Didn't
even give it a shot.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
In full cap and gown. And I believe shooting glasses.

Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the gloves on going on?

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Or was your favorite moment of bacon and beer on Friday?

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
I mean, selfishly, I feel like, well, I had two
favorite moments. I really enjoyed Sean Britt getting paddled by
a Ksey beefwater baby, because I think you could hear
that clap from around the globe, Like, let.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Me play that clip, yeah, Sean Britt. So, Sean Britt
was telling us a story about how he got expelled
from a school in Kelso was.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Doing something very inappropriate.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Yeah, he was in the principal's office with beef water.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
I couldn't even I couldn't even believe the story he
was telling us, and so I felt like it it
definitely deserved a paddling.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Yeah, oh my god, it was straight up sexual trouble Court.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Actually made a big paddle for Casey Principal beef Water
to carry around a bacon and beer. What was that
made out of?

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Just?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Like kind of wood? Is the real fi?

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
It was?

Speaker 7 (01:05:44):
It was just fir. I was a chunk of chunk
of wood that I had in the garage that it
cut down.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
But didn't There were no holes in it. No, the
one I got paddled with when I was in school
had holes in it. I thought about it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
You made that paddle, Yeah, oh no, I didn't know that.
I thought you just like went picked it up somewhere
to the paddle store.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Yeah, in Casey, didn't someone steal the paddle?

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
Yes, I will not rest united with my paddle.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Somebody left the party with the paddle, right, It didn't
get left at the place he searchedwhere.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
I can't see that. I blame him. Like, if I
saw the paddle laying around, I'd probably take it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
So one of the listeners Jack's Principal Beefwater's Battle It's
not okay, didn't even get him to sign it or it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
Was sitting right next to Tanner, and when I went
back to retrieve it, it was gone.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
I think that court's going to be, you know, inadvertently
part of some bdsm here when thats its way to
a bedroom.

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
Think about me when you smack, when you smack your wife.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Well, here's the moment beef water whipped just gave, you know,
a chambrette swatting.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
Flap heard around the world with the paddle.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
This is the moment that happened in middle school.

Speaker 15 (01:06:46):
My middle school went from seventh grade to ninth grade,
and this gal always said chambred ain't got no ween
or chambraid ain't got I was just about to tell
you better watch that mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
So, by the way, I'm going to isolate that clip
and anytime he calls. Now at every time he calls,
I'm going to play the better.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
Watch out because you know what he does when people
tease him like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yeah, you're about to.

Speaker 15 (01:07:10):
Find out shown bread ain't got no wean or showing
braid ain't got I was just about to tell you
better watch that mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
So seventh grade, I let it pass.

Speaker 15 (01:07:20):
I mean, I'm not sporting the biggest bulge out here,
just the average white guy.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
I know.

Speaker 15 (01:07:25):
So seventh grade, let it pass, eighth grade, let it pass.
In the middle of ninth grade, I couldn't take it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I don't know. I turned around and I just laid it,
laid it on her desk. You did not stop, You
did not You should be arrested. That's true. You should
have a red dot over you run.

Speaker 7 (01:07:43):
This is back in the eighties where they were a
lot more fluid back then. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:07:47):
I don't have to register or anything like that, but
stuff right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
There asking a Google statute of limitation.

Speaker 15 (01:07:52):
Yeah, so, long story short, I got one hundred percent
expelled from that Kelso school and had to go to
another school.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
For the real quick before we hear this paddling that
beefwater gave him. Can you believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
These days?

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Oh my god, anybody else in big trouble now, but
with him, and we're also seeing the reformed version of him,
and he's still wild.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
I just can't believe, like someone doesn't matter how wild
you are, would think that that would be okay to
do in any scenario scenario. I just can't well making
fun of me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
And then able to keep it in your pants that time.

Speaker 15 (01:08:34):
Well, and I didn't wear sweats anymore.

Speaker 13 (01:08:36):
So okay, principal beef Water, what say you, I'm gonna
go ahead and need to uh make a run for
some gatorade because you're gonna get paddled till sunset.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Here it is there comes. Do you want to get
paddled right now? You deserve that. I feel all right,
all right, I didn't know real quick. I didn't know
how hard beef Water was gonna go on Chambret's bottom.
Oh yeah, with this paddle.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
I mean he took a swing the same.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Telling you what, I gonna lose a rotator cuff on
this one. So you got to watch Mike right in
the beds.

Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
Damn damn.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
That's right. Take that one home with your son. You
can share that one with your dam.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
The father of a young lady in him just came
out with that swing, like can you imagine a little
boy putting that on their desk? And he just gave
him the full Frank Thomas to the.

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
Cheeks the second time around.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Yeah, I mean you really gave it to him, Beef.
I was really surprised.

Speaker 8 (01:09:39):
Well, you know, he had it coming.

Speaker 9 (01:09:41):
You don't.

Speaker 8 (01:09:42):
You don't behave that way.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Not my not my school, not in your school.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
Sean Britt was scooting around there like a dog for
the longest.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I just see.

Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
You can tell his butt just turning.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Sounds like a bad sunburn on that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
No way, he didn't have a welt there like a
shape of the of the paddle for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
Again he said that he was able to sit down.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
I bet Sean bridgetole the paddle. I bet that was
his retribution.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
He might be the only one who it would be
okay to take it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Anyway, so that happened. Also, what else?

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
I do feel like that thing hit him in the
junk too, because he spread his legs wide open, and
what happens? That leaves the carriage for the ripe shot.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
He had a little in there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
What's this moment from Bacon a beer on Friday? A
bunch of perverts today?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
I think it was just the first person he spanked.
This is this?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Yeah, he's got the original Tanner and Drew logo on
his tramp stamp. We need to add Laura's name to it.

Speaker 13 (01:10:49):
I almost did it with a sharpie, but I didn't
want to get close to his butt.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Not a good idea. This one's not as loud like
he spanked this guy, but it wasn't nearly as loud.

Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
Oh there it is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Multiple.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
The second one was pretty decent.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Yeah, little pop and of course thanks to the winner
who who I can't remember her name, who won the
grand prize to Vegas jam Sam. Yes it was yes, yeah,
you see. On Friday, Burt Kreischer actually shared the video
for winning on his Instagram page, and it's all you
court because like you can you can hear us, but
it's mainly you and the shot and her at the winner.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
Well, I didn't know that Oliver.

Speaker 11 (01:11:27):
Like that right now.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
He did have one pointer for you, and that's next time,
do it with your shirt off and you're gonna kill.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Yeah, you can tell beef waters and working did you
get on any of the rides beef Watter?

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
He told us early.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
He's like, I got this multitask thing. Yeah, he was like, yeah,
He's like, it'll be fine. Can't tune us out like
a kid in a car. I can you know we
can still hear you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Right, he definitely got the dumba right, that's how you multitask.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
He's like sorry, I'm up next at Space Mountain guys.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
He did tell me last night that he said.

Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
We're trying to get connected here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
So okay, no, you're good, You're good, but you're having
a good time down there. I know you're by yourself
and be Fighter doesn't really like being by himself a lot.
He's one of those guys that seems to be around people.
And he last night he was texting me, but he
thought he was texting his wife. He's here. He's being
really personal with me.

Speaker 8 (01:12:28):
Like I was saying if I was available, if yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
He's because uh, it says uh. It just said out
of nowhere, what are you doing? Which is just kind
of weird that he would ask me that what are
you doing? Like w w id It's just something like
a girl would ask.

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
Well, I'm genuinely curious about what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
So I said, I told him I was just mentally
getting ready for the show and then and doing some laundry.
And he says, well, you can call me if you want,
and I'm like, what is he talking about? And he goes,
or if you're not in tight quarters, he says to me,
And I'm so confused, and so I.

Speaker 8 (01:12:59):
Just because I didn't know if she was like in uh,
you know, one of her ladies meetings or something.

Speaker 10 (01:13:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
And he but at this point Tanner doesn't know you're
not talking.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Yeah, yeah, so I just ignored it. I and then
like fifteen minutes and he goes, he goes, sorry, that
was for Janelle, but you can call me too.

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
I'm lonely.

Speaker 12 (01:13:21):
There.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Oh my god, that hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Kind of excited over here?

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
What you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
And all I'm doing is waiting in the line to
get some chicken strips.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
But I felt bad that you were lonely. Did she
finally call you?

Speaker 8 (01:13:34):
Yeah? We connected right after that. Everything is good. And look,
there's some advantages of being by yourself down here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
And I love it. You ride the single line.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 8 (01:13:43):
Get to do whatever you want. It's it's not a
bad rap.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
No, I really like it.

Speaker 13 (01:13:48):
And this is this is Beef's first time at Disneyland ever,
right right, yeah, this is my inaugural voyage.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
And uh, and you didn't have to pay for it,
like they got They put him in the Disneyland Hotel
and you didn't have.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
To pay for Is it really the happiest place on earth?
Is that exaggerated.

Speaker 8 (01:14:03):
You think it's the happiest place on earth, for sure,
especially when you're just getting spoiled rock and as.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Long as you don't check your bank account, oh that
when you get home.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
And then but Mondays never suck at Disneyland, right, like
Mondays suck everywhere except probably that place data.

Speaker 13 (01:14:21):
I honestly think there is something to the idea that
they put something in the air, because the first time
I went, I was I was not in a good
mood standing in line.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
I was irritated.

Speaker 13 (01:14:29):
The second I got through this turnstiles, like my face is,
smile on my face, excited about everything.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Just smells. It's like can you smell the food in
the canyon. That's awesome? All right, have a good time.
We'll see you tomorrow. If you missed Bacon and Beer,
We've got a ton of footage on our Instagram. Follow
us at one of five nine The Brew or at Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Now what's trending?

Speaker 12 (01:14:52):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
We got a lot of good stuff on our website
at one of five nine The brew dot com. You
can check out some videos from Bacon and Beer on Friday.
We also can find those on our Instagram yep at
one five nine and the brew or Tanner Jew and Laura.
We also have this video. So this morning we got
locked out of our building, or I guess we didn't
go locked out of the building. We got locked out
of the office.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Yeah. So when I was driving in, my boss texted
me and was like, hey, can you let Stacy and
Mike in? They're locked out? And I thought downstairs. I
was like, oh, they both forgot their key cards. That's weird.
And so I walked up and I was like, oh, no,
the door's unlocked. That's fine. I get upstairs. Everyone's waiting
in the hall. I'm like, oh, yeah, this is what
he meant.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
I don't know what happened. Somehow the the key card reader,
like the power went out, just stopped and so like
the light wasn't on, nothing could work, and there's no
manual way to get into the building.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Just crazy to me, I know, like what And it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
It was like out of a TV show or a
movie where like all the city's radio hosts are in
one hallway.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
We were just standing there. It was Stacey and Mike,
it was Justin Meyers from merp City Radio was us
and his Justin Meyer's boardop he has producer is what he.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Calls this producer.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
Yeah, we realized very quickly some people I don't know
everyone's names. I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I realized because I was going down the list. I
was like, oh, it'll come to me eventually, and I
realized I was going to the list of names. His
name never came to me. And this is what happened.
Stacey justin big Dog here today, but we're locked out
of the building. Here's other's Laura and Drew, Mike, Stacey Justin.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Big Dog.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
I can't remember his name, but he's awesome. But anyway,
we're here and we're locked out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Is that of the big dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
I totally forgot. I guess his name is Brendan and
I totally forgot. I don't even know if I knew.
I don't think I knew. And uh, I just when
I get to him, I just go and and big
Dog over.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
There, you just like lean into you, like I clearly
do not know your name.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
I don't know your name.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
You could like see that slowly coming to like because
if you were working your way over there, I thought
to myself, I'm like, I'm not sure they've ever had
a conversation beyond like good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Yeah doodles, just just in passing we've said hello. Yeah,
but I literally did not know his name. I just
called him big dog and he put his head down, like, really,
you don't know Mary.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
I didn't know his name either, So thanks for falling
on the sword.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
His name is Brendan. Now we all know it. We'll
try to remember. See is the producer for Justin Myers
on rib City Radio six twenty. So I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
There were only seven people in the building, right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Are we supposed to remember that kid's name. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
It's true though, Like we've never really matter had a conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
It's just and they're gone by the time we're off
the air. Yeah, you know, like they leave at nine.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
I don't even think I've ever seen them at like
a Christmas party or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
But do you remember, But I know that we're legitimizing,
but do you remember when we were new in the
business and you just really wanted them to know who
you were?

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Yeah, well, welcome to the club.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
And he ate that he ate that sandwich raw this morning, good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Good and you can see it because everyone in the
in the shot just like puts their heads down, like,
oh my god. It was awesome, you know, because I
didn't know the name. Yea, his name is big Dog.
Yeah from the West last starting, et cetera. But the
West Linden big Dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Now every time you see him in the hall, you
can call them big Dog.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Joe Westland big Dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Anyway, see that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
And then we were able to when we didn't catch
this on video, but we were finally able to call
out the people from downstairs who have been pooping.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
And army that's right. It was fun twice. So like
we're sitting there and we get really irritated because we're
on the third floor and we're the only company on
the third floor and the fourth floor, and so that
means we've got our own restrooms for those floors.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
The people from the second and first floor, well, they
don't want to poop around their co workers. They have
they have way more cowork.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
They have a lot of people down there because it's
a call center, I think, and so you know, they
don't want to they don't want to poop around people
they know. I guess they're embarrassed. So they come up
to our floors, and we really hate it because it's
like we'd like to have the nice bathrooms.

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
You know, I think they come up here and they
never see anybody, so I think.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Yeah, and when I do see them come up here,
because I've been in the bathroom when they're there, I
don't say anything. I do give him a stink eye,
but I never say anything. They walked by people this morning.
This dude walks out of the stairwell and he comes
into the hallway and it's dead quiet, like everyone was talking.
And then when he walked in the hallway, everyone got quiet.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
And you know, he wasn't expecting to see people up there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
And you know when you walk in a room and
everyone shuts it, it's weird. And so the guy goes
n't does his poop, and he.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
He was.

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
I think he was probably waiting for us to clear.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Out, and he did a square poop.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Anyway, it was all quiet, and just about when he
was ready to walk through the door to go down
the stairwell again, Laura goes, how was that poopsy?

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
No, I said, I said, did you have a nice tuosie?

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Whatever?

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Yeah, but the same general, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Do you have a nice tuosie? Which I'd never even
heard that before.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
So and that guy ignored that on the way down.
But you got to give the So then now that
Laura had opened the floodgate and like, oh, we are
calling people out. Next guy walks in, looks me dead
in the face. I look at him and I go,
enjoy your deuce. And he looks back and he waves
like he's.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
In a parade, like they know they've been found out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Yeah, take that downstairs, and you know what, go to
our other floor that we're not even on. There's another bathroom.

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
I think they probably are.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Yeah, because that's the floor. That's the bathroom I go to.
It was the fourth floor bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Still of the basement, you were.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
It's warmer upstairs.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
Well, you're a basement.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
He was a basement. I was because it was warmer
in the basement.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
Then you're just one of the You're one of them,
I guess, because isn't.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
I'm not going to sit there and shiver. Well, I'm
trying to go number two.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
I mean that's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Nobody likes it, and also nobody shaky. Nobody in the basement,
you know, like there's like the dentist people they have
like they're never there. I've been in that bathroom a
dozen everyone's novacane and like to I don't know. I've
been in that bathroom two dozen times, and I don't
think anyone's ever walked in there. But because it's not
a normal dentistry, it's a school, not a dentist. Stop
and upstairs, but yeah, upstairs on the floor floor, they'll

(01:21:04):
come in there and drop poop all the time, drop
duce it right now, we're just cord just walled out
multiple times. Now, Gorgeous walked and we're talking about calling
the people out. When they came to our bathroom this morning,
Oh yeah, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
We were stuck in the hall, so they were dropping
duces and Lord goes, I hope you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Had a good TOOTSI.

Speaker 13 (01:21:21):
I saw somebody the other day as I was walking
out of the elevator or out of the stairwell. He
was coming up on the elevator and gave me the
most scared look because I caught him going to poop
on our floor.

Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
Yeah right, man, you got a toilet down there, use
your own toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Yeah, next time I get a tummy ache, I'm going
down there. I think we should so yeah, all right,
our Donkeyship podcast is coming up next. You'll be able
to hear that. Oh and I'm sorry we're not doing
one today, so so sorry. We'll do a brand new
donkeys Shop podcast tomorrow. It's the show. After the show,
you'll be able to hear it online at one of
five to nine the brew dot com courts. The next

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