TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Down The Hatch

On today's show we talked about Drew's baby daughter putting a fish in her mouth. We took calls about the nasty things other people's kids put in their mouth and got ready for Bacon and Beer that comes up in the morning! We will see you there at McMenamins Grand Lodge in Forest grove 8/23/24.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Now, what's trending all right online at one O five
nine in dot com. I don't know if you saw
this in your in your for you page, but Donald
Trump went on THEO Vaughn's podcast and talked about cocaine.
Oh well, THEO Vaughn talked about cocaine. Donald Trump sat
there and listened.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Sure, he soaked it all.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Here's just a little a little clip from that podcast
that moment.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
To get addicted. How no, I would just do cocaine.
That was really yeah, so not just yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
That's it, that's down and dirty. Yeah, and this is yeah, this,
I mean it was yeah, but you don't anymore. Now
I don't do it anymore? Man, And I'm not doing
is it too much? Too much to Some of the
stuff started to get a real rattle in it too.
I don't know where we were even getting it from
in this country, but yeah, it started to make me
feel like I was a mechanic or so. So the
thing you go back to the is alcohol for right, Yeah,

(00:57):
but well what I want probably is cocaine. But I
know that if I have a drink then it'll give me.
It'll like be like okay, well I had a drink
then I can do this.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Is cocaine a stronger? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
There's a big moment inquiring interesting yeah Von getting real
with with former President Trump. Well people say that he
doesn't drink at all, and now you never know what
he something, what kind of quote unquote vitamin he takes?
You know what's in it? But maybe he's not doctor dust.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah I don't know, but Theovon definitely was at one point.
Oh yeah, definitely written on the wall doctor dust.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
But there you go. You can watch the entire clip
on the internet.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
But that's interesting that theo Von got Donald Trump on
his It doesn't seem like a weird.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Former President Trump's been going on a lot of podcasts.
He went on Aiden Ross's podcasts and all these like
streamers and trying.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
To appeal to the youth.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Well there's youth, so I mean, there's big numbers in
some of these shows. So he just dips in tries
to snag some cora.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
There's that online.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
You can also check out our Donkey Show podcast from
yesterday and.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Much much more.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
One O five nine the brew dot com last night
was limb Biscuit and It was a lot of fun.
We're gonna recap that later when beef water gets here.
We also have Bacon and Beer tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
You guys, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's time.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
So we want to do a Bacon and Beer call
roll call, right, Like who's coming? Who took the day
off work, or who's just gonna go in late, or
who's just gonna you know, no call, no show.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh yeah, that's that's a tough ride. You wake up Saturday,
you're like.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Oh, today, make a huge mistake.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Today maybe the last day you're employed at your current jobs.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
All right, you're probably over it if you're no call,
no shop.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Who's coming to Bacon Beer tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Eight six, six, four four five, one oh five nine
will take your calls and text and lessen ten minutes
on the brew.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean Thursday. It's Bacon and Beer
Eve Tomorrow. Tomorrow's the day everybody. The School of Rocke edition.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Of Bacon and Beer is taking over mcminimon's Grand Lodging
Force Grove. We're gonna have a lot of free bacon
to give away to the people who show up.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Free bacon to everyone.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, concert tickets, lots of concert tickets with a lot
of games, and someone's gonna win a trip to Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's right, Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Hopefully I won't be as tired as I am today
because mother of got I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
We'll have a.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Lazy boy there you can rest, And that is true.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
We're gonna be giving away a lazy boy. Lazy boy
was super cool.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
And hooked us up with a free lazy boy to
give way every Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
Tanner is gonna name himself the Bacon King every ally.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I think I've got a new champion. I'm pretty sure
I deserve it. It's men, I'll just fall asleep. You guys
can handle the show. It's good, all right.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Yeah, Well, once the once the party gets going, it'll
rally you.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
But who's coming to Bacon and Beer tomorrow? Are you
taking the day off? Are you going in late to work?
Are you're just gonna no cornsho? Well you gonna do
ninety one nine seven is our lazy boy text line.
Chris says he's going in late to work like he
did the last time. All right, he guess he lives
near so it's going to be easy for him to do.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
It's always a little and it's a little shaky when
you go back to the real world after a party
like that in the morning, Like, am I normal?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It doesn't feel right?

Speaker 6 (04:11):
No, but hey, it's a Friday.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, mail it in. Hi, it's Tanner, Jo and Laura.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Hi.

Speaker 10 (04:20):
My girlfriend and I are going to be there.

Speaker 11 (04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (04:26):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Are you a finalist for the trip to Vegas?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
I want to be all right, Well, we'll put you on.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
We'll put you on the list. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Is this your first bacon and beer?

Speaker 12 (04:38):
No, my girlfriend Teresa and I came to the one
that you had in Saint John's at Stonebreaker.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh that was great.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh yeah, all right, well then you guys deserve it.
We'll put you both on the list for the trip
to Las Vegas. Hang on the phone and we'll get
your information.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, so tomorrow also if you can, we're asking people
to bring down some school supplies because school's going to
be kicking off here soon.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's super expensive.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
They were saying the average price for school supplies for
one kid, it's like four hundred and thirty eight dollars.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
That's nuts.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
It's brutal.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
So anything you can bring down, pencils, paper, crayons, you know,
a calculator would be dope.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Those are those aren't cheap.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
And these are essentials that you know, toys are great
at the holidays and all that, but this is far
more important than you getting a g I Joe, even
though they were sweet. Rulers and things like.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
That are necessary.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
So bring down anything you can tomorrow, bacon and beer.
All right, Mcmanimon's Grand Lodge and Forest Grove will see
you there.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Let's do this.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
And now Danner, Drew and Laura's dumbass of the day.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
This dumbass actually involves Oh I had a song. Well
here it is involves mister Maclamore.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh wow, that's the name. I haven't heard. Wow exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Uh yeah, fans special moment on stage, you know, like
when the artist pulls people on stage and everyone gets
like party with the you know, with the singer or whatever.
I didn't see any of that on stage, son O
limbisguit No, not when we were there.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Hard to get a mad with Fred Well.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
A fan special moment on stage with Maclamore turned out
to be a little more than she expected, because, according
to a Facebook post by the local police. A young
woman was so thrilled about being on stage with Maclamore
that she forgot that there's a worn out for her arrest.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And they spotted her.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
She reportedly went on social media and bragged about her
duet with Maclamore. The police, who were supervising the festival
where the rapper performed, were alerted of the woman's presence
at the festival. Someone recognized her turned her in so
like she was there, Like that's how fast it went.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
That wasn't like a week later you got slapped?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
What a what a ying? Like a two sided day.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
For her, right, Because I mean, I'm sure she is
glad she got to experience that moment, but also it
didn't really work out as she plans.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
So core memories are just made. It's got to be a.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Big warrant for them to sniff you out like that,
you know, because I feel like baby warrants.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Are they really going to go into the crowd.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
She was portly accused of not paying a fine after
running shirt list during a football match, So she's.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Okay, whether this is a crime is still She was
a staff member at this football match too, so there
people are. It seems this lady seems wild. Yeah, she seems.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
For her arrest for streaking at a football game.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah, that is hilarious because it's like, Oh, I wonder
why macklamore picked her to come up. Yeah it must
have been he heard she had a really good singing voice. No,
she probably was bringing out the old Ta ta mcgrill.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
The one of the really gross tas. Arrest her, get.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Them Okay, Yeah we've seen those before.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, the police probably they kind of recognized the face,
but the rest.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Of her works, Yeah, we recognize those tots anywhere.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
So there you go. Not a not a smart move.
She probably feels pretty stupid, or maybe she just feels
like it was worth it, like she was going.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Also, it's not like she's gonna get locked up for long.

Speaker 9 (08:01):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
You're gonna get ably be out this morning. You gotta
pay a fine. Yeah, it's gonna be not that bad.

Speaker 9 (08:07):
All right.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Coming up in a few minutes, we're gonna take more
of your talk back messages and calls. Are you coming
to Bacon and Beer tomorrow? Are you taking the day
off work? Are you going in?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Lads? What's the deal? You're listening?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura Borland's Rock Station
one of five nine The Bruds Tanner, Drew and Laura
Bacon and Beer, The School of Rock. Addition is tomorrow morning,
I MC minimums Grand Lodging Forrest Grove. We're doing a
roll call. Who's gonna be there? Are you taking the
day off work?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Did you? Are you gonna call him sick? Or are you?
I don't know, he's gonna wing it. Some people just
going late and just help their bosses and notice, Yeah,
that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Or bring your boss We've seen that too, or who
runs the crew comes with me?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Ninety one nine seven is our lazy boy text line.
Or you can shoot us a talk back to the Iheartradiot.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
Good morning, Brewer crew.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
This is Big John looking forward to bacon and beer tomorrow.
It's gonna be a fun time.

Speaker 13 (09:00):
I have to wake up at about two o'clock in
the morning and drive up from Salem.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
It's gonna be a busy day, but it's gonna be.

Speaker 14 (09:07):
A lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Appreciate you drive it two hours tomorrow go to bacon
and beer. Following days we being my birthdays. Hopefully I
can win that trip to Vegas.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Hell you Moday bing bing Sorry go, I's gonna say
share this one with my daughter.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Josey. Oh, it's adorable, can be sad all right? Coming
up next to you, he's got sports.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
What do you have a new way to celebrate and
support your favorite sports team.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
We'll tell you about it. That's right after you six.
It's seven twenty four in the brew.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
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Speaker 3 (09:44):
Here's Drew. Well.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
We were talking about Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundhy just
the other day about telling players to call your agent
and tell them to stop calling me and tell December
because it's time to play football.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Now.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Well, he's always been known as a player's coach, So
Mike Gundhy does have a plan. Him and his staff
have implemented QR codes. Now, this is kind of an
interesting idea that on the back of the helmet there
will be a QR code. And so if somebody's doing
well and you want to praise them, just like how
you could play, you could pay a video gamer for

(10:22):
having a good game. You can just pay that dude
on the field, huh. And you can also pay into
the general fund for the school. So if you want
them to recruit hard in the off season, well you
throw your.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Hundred bucks there.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
And even beyond that, Mike Gundhy was saying that if
you're at the bar, you could do this.

Speaker 14 (10:42):
God makes a big play instead of around on everybody.

Speaker 10 (10:45):
For me, it's okay, no pull up and send some
money in QR code.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
That person can get paid directly.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
I'm gonna pronounce some QR code stickers and just put
them on my body.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, you want to just reach out and maybe a
little pad on the But that's the new normal in
college football as the landscape has changed forever. Also, Cristiano
Ronaldo launches his YouTube channel and breaks the internet. This
guy is probably the most popular sports figure on the

(11:16):
planet because not only is he pretty, he's a Hall
of Fame soccer player. But you can now check out
Rinaldo breaking records on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
We'll break down those numbers in an hour. There's just
for thank you very much coming up in a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
We're gonna get somebody qualified for our trip to Las
Vegas that we are giving away tomorrow at Bacon and Beer. Yeah,
Minimum's Grand Lodge in Forrest Grove. Everyone who shows up
gets free bacon and you could win that trip that's
coming up right after Ozzy Happy Thursday.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
It's Tanner, Jew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Lat y'all.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Bacon of Beers tomorrow. Mcminimon's Grand Lodge in Forrest Grove.
It's the School of Rock editions. So if you can
please bring down some school supplies for some kids in
need this year. School supplies are ridoculous. Yeah, ridiculously expensive
and like four hundred and thirty dollars for one kid.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
It's crazy. I know.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I feel like Amy keeps going back to the store like,
well they were out of this item, so I got
to go to another place. I'm like no, no, no,
I just saw a massive bill, like no, it's not done.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
There can't be more.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yeah, And so it's it's not just a headline, it's real.

Speaker 14 (12:24):
Well you're in that category where you're kind of buying
supplies for the class, aren't you.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Well, yeah, they all do that when they're younger, and
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I didn't know if that was the thing when we
were kids.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
But now you're responsible for the group because of a
lack of funding.

Speaker 14 (12:37):
Exactly, Like there was always a would tag in a
like a box.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Of clean as that's what I was. Yeah, but I
don't remember having to bring like pencils and paper for everybody.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Yeah, it's like you got to bring three boxes a
clean I felt like.

Speaker 14 (12:49):
When you brought it to school, like it went into
a community pile.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, that's exactly what happened, right.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Well, if you couldn't bring some if you can't bring
some stuff down, we understand that a lot of people
are struggling, So if you can't just come on down
and get weird of this any way, But if you
could bring down some stuff, backpacks would be great. Paper obviously, pencils,
all those things. I always wanted the mechanical pencils. My
mom never got them for me. I had to like
borrow them for a freeze.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
A certain point it was required for us to have.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Early on.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
It was just the bougie kid We all had. Number
two is half chewed, you know, araser half squeezed. If
there was an eraser remaining in your number two. It
felt like a Cadillac.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yeah, that metal piece at the top just chewed off.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I was so.

Speaker 14 (13:27):
Aggressive with the mechanical pencil. I was snapping that letter.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I was like kind of obsessed with sharpening them.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
And then next thing, you know, like within two days,
my pencil would be one inch long because I've been
you know, stock sticking up.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
And when you've got a number two, you can take
the break, walk across the room, slowly grind the pencil.
I mean I could burn half a class doing pencil work.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
I do love the smell of sharpening pencils.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, it was I.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Missed the grind. But bring some stuff down tomorrow. Mcnimu's
Grand Lodge and Forest of if you can. It's bacon
and beer, the School of Rocketish all right. Last night
it was limb Biscus at RB and Salary's words Amphitheater,
and I gotta tell you, man, I had a freaking blast.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
That a good show.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I hadn't seen limbisguit like twenty years or something.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Like that, and I thought they sounded great.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I couldn't agree more like Fred Durst, you know, say
what you want about Limbisguit, but they brilliant on stage.

Speaker 14 (14:23):
They also seemed very effortless. They were all just like rocking.
It sounded great and it was like they didn't even
have to try that hard.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
It was great, like they didn't miss a beat.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Beef Water came in Clutch and hooked us up with
moshpit tickets, so we were in like the moshpit area
the whole time.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Did you spin fist anyone? We didn't spin fist.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I had a beer right and like early on when
the mosh pit started, I spilt my beer and the
whole night people were slipping on it.

Speaker 9 (14:49):
The whole night.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Told me there was a slippery floor the well, not
my fault, was somebody else's fault.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
They spilt into my and they didn't realize that you
were responsible for that.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I think there was community.

Speaker 14 (15:00):
Effort because I also knocked down my uh my Coca
Cola classic, killed about seven bucks worth of soda. One
failed swoop.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
There was just one douchebag in the crowd that he
was wearing like a bulls jersey and he was hammered
on something what he was doing the spin fist.

Speaker 14 (15:15):
But it was great, just jazz. As soon as our
beverages hit the decks, so was everybody else, and I
just turned into an ice rink. They were falling down smack.
I watched one dude crack his head.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
It was some people by having it be slippery though,
like that guy couldn't spin fist.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
This one dude was wearing a white shirt and you
could tell how many times he had fallen because he
was just filthy.

Speaker 14 (15:36):
Got hit by a car.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, but it was so much fun.

Speaker 15 (15:40):
Man.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I had a blast.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I was quite pickled, and everywhere we turned people were
recognizing Laura.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I was basically her assistant people.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Is not true. It was weird though, people just like
like at one point I walked by this guy and
he's like, Laura cheers and it was like, I don't
but I didn't know. I Yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
It just feels like a community at those things, and yeah,
it really it was a good feeling just knowing that,
you know, a bunch of people all enjoying Limp Biscuit
were in one place having a good time.

Speaker 14 (16:11):
You know, Vancouver's also dope, so there it's just dope.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
It's dope.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
We I thought Corey Feldman was I mean, listen, he
came out first and all the videos you've seen of
Corey on the internet have been atrocious, right.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah, because the viral ones are the bad moments. There's
got to be good moments.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
I thought the show was a lot of fun. Quite frankly,
the best part of the show for me was Corey
Feldman and limb Biscuit.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Everything in between was trash done without it, Yeah, you.

Speaker 14 (16:35):
Could have removed the entire middle section.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I mean, I look, there's a video I put up
on the internet last night of Laura. We were watching
this rap group before limp Biscuit.

Speaker 14 (16:43):
I think they were called Nate No Skills.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
No, that was Nate FA and he was before Bones
and whatever.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Bones and garbage is what it was.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
But they came out and there's a video of me
like watching them on stage, and then I panned Laura
and she just has a tird look on her face, like.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
This is this is not good? I don't like it.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
At one point, like I left, I'm like, I'm gonna
go to the bathroom, grab another drink. I'm sure they'll
be off the stage by the time I get back. Nope,
still going. I was like, what is happening?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Taking that moment, it should have been run, the jewels run,
the jewels open up.

Speaker 14 (17:13):
Even if you had the lineup as it was, I
still feel like Corey should have been moved up at
least a slot, if not too slow.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Totally. Yeah, Riffraff was triss trash. I mean, I don't
know what that was.

Speaker 14 (17:23):
For the longest time, I didn't think he was actually there.
And then actually there was just those.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Screen you know, what would you call the video screens
or whatever. But yeah, and then uh, and I'm like,
I don't think he's here.

Speaker 14 (17:37):
I think this is pre recorded and this is just
a sham. And then he came out.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
Who was the dude?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
He's not the MC, well he's going to be.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
But then this guy in like a sequined suit kept
coming out and he was like the hype man.

Speaker 14 (17:52):
He needed somebody with one of those like sheep hooks
to come out and just grab him by the neck.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
And it looks like the kind of a guy who
would manage a strip club because he's one of like,
here's where like pink like like a pink thong and
he just had his.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Pants do on the whole time. Oh my god, what's happening.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Also in the mosh pit, we bumped into the one
and only fat Thor.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Good morning, fat Thor, go morning.

Speaker 14 (18:13):
That's you said, how I would expect you to sound.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Fat Thor was sauced last night in that mosh pit, right,
like he was tanked by the time we got there.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I'm guessing he's not at work.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
I think yesterday off right.

Speaker 9 (18:28):
Uh ha, a bad case of the brown bag flew.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, yeah, dude, he was pretty drunk last night. He
kept he was, like what I love about fat Thor
is that he's such a happy drunk and.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
He's so positive all the time. And yeah, and like
he's he's like he's excited to see you. You know,
it makes you feel good.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Circular breathing, so he can continue his conversation.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
But he doesn't stop talking, like I'm trying to watch
the show, and he just kept going and going.

Speaker 14 (18:53):
And he wants to make sure everyone is having a
good time all the time.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
I love that about him, even if that means interrupting
your good time. Yeah, he wants to make sure that
you're having a good time. Fat Door, You're you got man?
Pretty drunk?

Speaker 9 (19:07):
Oh yeah, no, dude.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
After you guys left, it got so crazy, like turn
into the bus, station at Total recall, I almost left
myself gnarly, dude.

Speaker 9 (19:18):
I didn't think I was gonna make it out alive,
to be.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Honest, Why was it so crazy?

Speaker 6 (19:23):
Like what happened?

Speaker 9 (19:25):
Well, dude, I'm standing there and like, I kid you not.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Right after beef water left my side and my security
blanket was gone. Uh, there were like seven fights that
broke out, and it was it was a lot of
chick fights too.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
They were throwing.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Fists and I was like, oh man, I lost my
shirt for fifteen minutes and then a solid dudes like
is this yours?

Speaker 9 (19:47):
I'm like hell yeah, and I got it.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Back on a second you lost How do you lose
your shirt?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
You just took it off. If could lose their shirt.

Speaker 9 (19:59):
No, I was well for my life.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I wasn't fighting yet, but I was.

Speaker 9 (20:03):
I was just crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, Fat Thor just ends up naked. He's one of
those guys is just like somehow ends up naked.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Well.

Speaker 14 (20:09):
I just love the impromptu lost and found in the
in the pit there, that's very well.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Guy finds his shirt, he sees one dude nips out
that guy.

Speaker 14 (20:19):
Was it a shirt you purchased? Was it what you're
the one you had slung over your shoulder.

Speaker 9 (20:24):
I can't even remember. I know Eli lost his shoe
to dig that up.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Wow, Well, I love I actually love hanging out with
that thor at stuff like this. He's a lot of fun.
It's just one thing if I have, if I have
any complaints.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
At all about fat thor one thing on the comment card,
it's that he.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Was super drunken. Did that didn't bother me. Talking didn't
bother me.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
But am I the only one that thought his breath
smelled like hot hot trash?

Speaker 6 (20:49):
And it was so potent after he's drinking.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yeah, he's just got to get right up in your business.
And it was like, I, it's gonna get stuck in
my nose hairs, you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (20:59):
You still smelling it today.

Speaker 9 (21:00):
I leave a little bit on you, that's all.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
It just lingers a little bit.

Speaker 11 (21:04):
Fine.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
He just wants you to remember him.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
You know. That's just a full day of partying. And
then we have a dental thing.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
There was one moment like I tried to time it
out where like when I'd lean in to listen, I
wouldn't breathe. And then I thought I was okay, and
I took a breath and it was like the same
time he breathed out, and I sucked it right into
my mouth and I threw up.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
In myself inside, I threw myself. This is like listening
to a conversation underwater. Hold your breath. But I just
adore the dude, so I try to deal with it,
you know. Oh man, sorry I missed that part.

Speaker 14 (21:33):
No you're not.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
I wonder what his breast smells like right now.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
It's probably worse.

Speaker 9 (21:41):
I couldn't even tell you. I can't even smell myself.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
Well, fat Thorp. We were thrilled to run into last night.
It was a good time. We hope you had a
good time, even though you're not feeling so hot right now.

Speaker 9 (21:52):
Oh no, I feel great.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
He's fine. Well, we'll see you at baking a Beer
tomorrow morning. So get it together, buddy, all right.

Speaker 9 (21:59):
Well yeah, and I'm gonna bring you lie again.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
All right, dude, your son's great. He's got to have
like a fourteen year old son. I don't know, Holidays.
Good kid, he's going to high school. I saw that,
great kid. You get out a nd card. All right, buddy,
we'll see you what tomorrow morning at Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 14 (22:13):
Enjoy that extra day off.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
He's song over all right, We'll be back ang on.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
No Story some time for our segment, The Big Story,
where we go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Who would like to go first this morning?

Speaker 6 (22:31):
I can go first. I think the big story is
first of all, shout out to KZ Beef Water Bay,
who brought me a nice pumpkin spice coffee today.

Speaker 14 (22:40):
Don't thank me, thank the barista that made a mistake
and offered it to me for free.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
That's sure worth to me.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Thank you, kind barista. But I mean, if if you
caught what I said there, I said pumpkin spice, which
means back August twenty second, the Pumpkin Spice Latte and
all of their other delicious pumpkin spice items are back
on the menu as of today. This is the twenty
first year for the pumpkins Spice Latte and the earliest

(23:08):
it is ever returned. So yeah, it is. It's early
to be doing the pumpkins spice thing, but they're doing
it at Starbucks August.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
It's just inappropriate. Even that good though, like the pumpkin spice.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
I'm not a huge pumpkin spice fan. This has some
chai in it, which I like, Oh chai.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah, I think pumpkin spice is with anything else that's seasonal.
Seasonal things are a flash in the pan. They would
be here in May if it was that good, right,
that's all I'm Maybe that's true.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
But there are bigger stories.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
The biggest story of the day to me is the
California hospital that's being sued for.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Twenty five million dollars.

Speaker 14 (23:49):
Why.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Well, a lady went there and she's diabetic. She wasn't
feeling well, went to Mercy San Juan Medical Center and
while she was there, she called her mom and is like, hey,
I'm at the hospital while not doing well, and she's like, well,
get your test done or whatever. Well, they don't hear
from her for a couple of days, so they call
over to the hospital and they're like, hey, where's my daughter,

(24:10):
And they're like, oh, she checked herself out days ago.
Turns out that's not what happened. Turns out she died.
And when she died, they took her to a like
a medical storage facility. Somebody filed a death certificate in
the wrong place or whatever. They never contacted her family.
A statewide search started for this lady who's thirty one

(24:33):
years old.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
A grown woman.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
So it's you don't think she just disappears, I'm telling you.
Three hundred and sixty one days later, they found her
body in a freezer, decomposed.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Loops are bad.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Now they may be on the hook for twenty five million.
They've offered their condolences but said they cannot comment.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Oh on going, got it?

Speaker 6 (24:54):
I imagine, Oh you know, I'm so sorry. That's not
gonna that's not going to do it.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Time you reach over the ice cream, you just got
to push an armicide.

Speaker 14 (25:03):
There's not a chance they're not paying up to something.
But maybe not twenty five million there, but they're.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Gonna feeling absolutely that's pretty gnarly, man, It is gnarly. So.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
But you know, if they say they checked out.

Speaker 14 (25:13):
Double check, probably just a big misunderstanding.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I'm sure no where just a year. I think.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
The big story of the day is a new study
shows a human human see a burst of aging at
two points in their lives. Okay, a new study shows
that humans have two faster bursts of aging at molecular
level at ages forty four and then again at age sixty.
Research show that aging happens this way rather than in
a consistent linear linear fashion.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
At those two ages, the ability to metabolize caffeine and
alcohol decreases like quite a bit of bear apparently, and
they see more muscle injuries and calcumulate cac. You're already there.

Speaker 14 (25:52):
It's one hundred percent true. When I turned forty four,
I immediately felt sixty two.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
But I'm no choke, Like, I'm not forty four yet.
I'm a year before it.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
But I'm just the other day. I'm like, I ride
a peloton every day, and I'm.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Like, where's this backfat coming from. It's like, you can't
fight against it.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
It's gonna happen to you.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
More on those stories online at one of five nine
in the brew dot Com Just click on Tanner Drew
and Laura. Coming up next, Drew and Amy found something
pretty gross in their baby's mouth the other day, wild,
pretty disgusting. We'll tell you what it was, and then
we want to know what's the grossest thing you ever
found in your kid's mouth?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Beef water? I bet you've got some stories.

Speaker 14 (26:28):
You have no idea?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Oh yeah, stinky Twinkie. We'll take your calls coming up
after chili peppers.

Speaker 14 (26:34):
In your mouth, La.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, Bacon of Beers tomorrow, Oh my god. The School
of Rock Edition going down at mcmmon's Grand Lodge in
Forrest Grove. It's our first time out to the Grove
to FG. Come on, that's right, get schooled. It is
a School of rocketition. Everyone shows up gets free bacon,
and someone's gonna win a free trip to Las Vegas

(27:01):
to see comedian Burt Kreischer. Also, we you know, want
to know who's going to win the drunk Spelling Bee
because we're gonna have a bunch of drunks try to
try to spell things tomorrow morning.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Are we going to have somebody like chug a beer
before they do it or something.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I think we'll just have to choose people who've heard a.

Speaker 14 (27:20):
Little blowgun.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Should there's no shortage of people are a little swervy,
that's fair.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
And then we're going to see who can beat Laura
at the Capitol game, if anyone, because she's pretty good
at naming every capital in the country and still capital studying.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I have somebody better be out there just digging in.

Speaker 14 (27:37):
Yeah, it's the instant recall that I find alarming with
you that you like it takes you about two seconds
you can come up with any of them. Your brain's
just like a slot machine. It's rolling through and it
goes all right, des moin.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
But I feel like that is the capital light. Well,
yeswater bait is.

Speaker 8 (27:51):
But I do think, I mean, everybody has that, right,
that weird little thing they remember from their childhood.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Everyone does yours. I mean I can't do that. I
can't every capital in the country.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Should we even it out and make Laura eat an
edible at six am? By the time seven thirty rolls.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Around, I won't be able to speak Laura on ten
milligrams of psilocybin.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
She's going to know I can't well words. But yeah,
so it'll be fun to see that. Tomorrow we also
will have the you know, school supply drive or trying
to collect as many school supplies as we can for
kids in need. So if you've got calculators, backpacks, anything,
please bring it down to help out the lazy boy
in the salvation Normy. All right, so we want to

(28:32):
know what's the grossest thing you've ever found in your
kid's mouth?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Oh, because Drew found something pretty gnarmally in his baby's
mouth the other day.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yes, I'd say the story itself is pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Okay, what happened? So yesterday we're doing the show.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
I don't get a lot of texts from home during
the show and we've got things to do. Yeah, if
they text me, it's usually important. The text came in.
It said, Lemon is missing. Lemon is one of the
fish in our fish that we got. Just last week
on Lucy's birthday. Grandma hooked up a fish tank and

(29:08):
some fish. There's spent some deaths along the way. We've
already buried two fish in the yard. There's a gravestone.
One lived no longer than bag life.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
You know, you put them in.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
There's a we got a floater pop them out and
everyone gets emotional. But we had some good ones. I'd
gone back to the pet store picked up another round guppies.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Everything was good. Yesterday morning.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
We had three living great fish, Speedy Prince Pink and
Lemon Prince Pink. Yeah, the girls obviously have a little influence.
I thought, I agreed to and I thought it was
a beautiful name. But Lemon is one of these. It's fast,
and it was my favorite one. And I get a
text yesterday that says, Lemon is missing.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
How do you lose a fish?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Lemon is missing.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
I look at that and I'm like, that's weird. And
so time passes. I go out and I make a
phone call and Amy's like, I I've looked everywhere. I've
removed all this stuff from the inside, I emptied the filter.
There is nowhere this fish could be hiding. I'm like,
that is not possible, and she's like, okay, I'll keep looking,
and so then my dad. She calls my dad because

(30:18):
she can't keep calling me, and he goes, well, it
could have jumped out because there is a triangle sized
like probably if you put your pointer finger in your
thumb together that size hole that it could jump out of.
And it's like, okay, that's unlikely. This isn't finding Nemo.
We're not going for the ocean. And so you know,
that gets discounting because Amy looks around the outside of

(30:40):
the tank, there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I'll fast forward a few more minutes and I get.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
A text that says we found the fish in Millie's mouth.
Oh wow, mill is my ten month old baby.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
So this is what must have happened.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
The fish jumped out sometime in the night. I hang
out in the dark in the warning because my family's
all asleep. I didn't see it. At some point she
was crawling around in the living room and as a
baby does, she tossed that bad boy in and by
the time it was found, it had been.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Extremely chewed up. You can see.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
It like almost like she she ate it like a dip,
you know, like she tucked it in and amy. You know,
when you see a baby with something in their mouth
that you didn't give them, you go and fish it
out like you're on cops getting crack out of a
person's mouth.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
And so that's where we were hilarious. I was back
at the Pet.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Story yesterday, guys, and I think I'm gonna get the
rewards card.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 (31:39):
Lemon got put in the tank and he's like, I
don't think this is the place for me.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Maybe he was getting bullied by the other fish. Somebody's like,
I gotta get out of here.

Speaker 14 (31:47):
I'm going back to pet Smart. I don't care how
I get there.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
So, I we got Snowflake now, and I think jose
my daughter, wants to name the other one.

Speaker 14 (31:56):
Blake.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I'm trying to fight against Lake Blake. It's like, how
about Blake? So, I mean that's pretty gross, But like
she's you know, it's not like she's gonna hurt he
or anything. Right, She's not a fish. It's more just
a like a crazy turn of events. I does have
to jump out of time, little hat.

Speaker 14 (32:13):
His baby's going to grow gills and turn into a
superhero now like Spiderman.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Fish, it's just going to start craving canned fish. You're
gonna have to buy the girl and see.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Oh I don't understand, But what's the grossest thing you've
ever found in your kid's mouth?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Do you ever find dead fish? Or I don't even
know what you know?

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Because the fish was dead when when it got to her,
you know, it could have been a hop it been
in her mouth for a while.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I bet it.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Let's just go ahead and say it was dad, Let's
rip lemon. We got a text from nineteen twelve. This
says it's not really what was in her mouth, but
uh more like I went and took a bite of
her vanilla ice cream com and I didn't see it,
but apparently my best friend said I ate some of
my baby snot that dripped onto the ice cream.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
That's a little bit different, but that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
You and Laura, good morning, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 16 (33:06):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Are you? What's the grossest thing you found in your
kid's mouth?

Speaker 16 (33:11):
We went to Taco Bell one time and she was
about three years old. I stuck her, I said. I
sat her in the in the high chair and I
turned around to get the food and I turned around
and she was chewing. And I asked her, I said,
what are you eating? Because she was really chewing really hard,
and she told me she opened her marsh at gum.
And I looked at her dad and I said, well,

(33:31):
did you give a gum? And he said no, she
was chewing really hard. He said, mommy, where did you
get it from? Then she said, she turned around, She
pointed to the table. She said in Spanish, she said
right here, and I almost though up.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Gums.

Speaker 16 (33:47):
Yes, she was chewing hard.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
You get those three years, I'm gonna throw up.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
So like, what did you do? Did you just take
it out of her mouth? You probably put your whole
finger in there dug it out.

Speaker 16 (34:00):
Oh my god. And I took her to the bathroom
and I just I had a rinse. I mean, what
could you do? I couldn't put something in the mouth
that I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah, I would have put a handful of so I
have a reason to do this. Yeah, that's really gross.
Who can beat that? Can be chewed gum?

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Stop putting your gum under tables. It's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah. Period? Right does a garbage can six feet away?

Speaker 9 (34:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Thank you for sharing that with us. We appreciate it.
That's nasty, Jesus, very gross.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
What is the grossest thing you found in your kid's mouth?
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Speaker 3 (34:43):
Here's Drew Well.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Oklahoma State football is doing their best to try and
get some money in their players pockets.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Now.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
I think it's gonna be interesting to see how other
teams respond to this and how the NC double A responds.
I mean, are you going to see a team Oregon
or Oregon State throw a QR code on someone's shoulder
pads or will it be part of the jersey, Because
right now, Oklahoma State is going to put a little
QR code on the back of your helmet that's specific
to you and you can either contribute to the fund

(35:14):
or to an individual player. Now, I do think that
millions and millions of dollars are made every year and
players have been left out. So there needs to be
a happy medium there, just so it doesn't become a
walking billboard. I mean, are you gonna be able to
have like Coca Cola on your forehead? I think at
some point you need to pump the brakes on what
happens on the field. But I'm all for these people

(35:35):
getting paid. As far as the QR codes though, even
if you're at the bar could help you. Oklahoma State
coach Mike Gundy said, this.

Speaker 14 (35:43):
God makes a big play in set of a railed
on everybody.

Speaker 10 (35:46):
For me, it's okay, no pull up and send some
money in the QR code.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Yeah, what did that schlub do at the end of
the bar to get you a touchdown? How about the
center who just made a huge block to open that hole.
And finally, Christiano Ronaldo has launched YouTube channel and he
has uploaded nineteen videos and then within ninety minutes he
had broken the world record by becoming the fastest channel

(36:10):
to hit a million subscribers. He now has fifteen point
four million in just a day's time. It's gonna be
interesting to see how big it gets for Ronaldo, who's
thirty nine and coming to the end of his.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Soccer career soon.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
But people are still hitting the play button when it
comes to the big dog.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
There's the Sports Thank you Much coming up in about
an hour.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
We've got another pair of tickets to go see Duff
Leppard and Journey with our game just the tip coming
up next though, We want to know what is the
grossest thing you found?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Your kid's mouth?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
One of the fish and Drew's fish tank jumped out
and his baby put it in her.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Mouth right in pretty gross? What'd you find? Eight six six,
four four five one oh five nine.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Dinner Drew in Laura.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Who see.

Speaker 17 (36:58):
By the line what's so brownly be? At the Twilight's
Last gleaming Who's brought stripe sign bright stars were so
gallantly there as the rock Its were there, and the

(37:23):
Twilights last leaving, and the Rockets claracal worth so calantly
there first ribes were all there and the rockets were there,

(37:46):
Oh says that star spangled banner. Yet Clay.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
For the lane and over the.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
On the.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
You're listening to and Laura.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Drew and Laura maybe I got some wordron.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
It gets me every time.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
About right ninety one nine seven is our lazy boy
text line. We want to know this morning, what is
the grossest thing you've ever found in your kid's mouth?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Drew?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
They found a like, let me think of the fishes.
Probably you already dead. A little fish jumped out of
their fish.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Tank at home, had a little pulse in there. You say,
it was like a bit of fish.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
No, it's a guppy. Guppy.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
They don't they don't sell these kids goldfish like the
good old days. They do the gups, the gups. I
guess the gup gup just jumped out and it's been
genocide in my own And then.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
The baby just found on the ground and put it
in his mouth.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Only in the mouth for like a minute, I guess,
But yeah, hopefully, I mean we did find her sitting
in the kitchen, just kind.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
Of god jump chump.

Speaker 14 (39:01):
Did Lemon leave a note before it?

Speaker 6 (39:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I think that Lemon.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Honestly, it was the fastest fish. Yeah, Lemon, Sorry, yeah,
Lemon was the fastest fish. And it just perfect storm.
There's a little current in there for where the water
moves around, and it heads right towards the feeding hole.

Speaker 14 (39:17):
And wasn't there a whole plot to this in finding
Nemo about him getting out of the tanks, like yeah,
to get out of there.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
And it seemed far fetched until yesterday you saw it
in real life.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Well, and I was like, well, that's why I kept saying,
it's just not possible that it's not in there, like
digging the rocks.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
It's in there, And the only way it could have
gotten into her mouth is hopping out.

Speaker 14 (39:40):
He's walking around looking like she's got a cheek full
of Kodiak, just spitting spitting the rug.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
So, what's the grossest thing you found in your kid's mouth?
We got a few talk backs to the iHeartRadio app
morning grew.

Speaker 13 (39:52):
Worst thing I ever found in one of my kid's
mouths was back when my kids were still all in diapers.
My daughter told my son that she done a chocolate
raisin sitting on the floor, so he believed her popped
it in his mouth, gave it a good choo or
two and found out it wasn't a chocolate raisin at all.

Speaker 12 (40:08):
It was a ter.

Speaker 7 (40:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, we've we've never let him forget. Yeah, like little
rat pellets. They look like like little coca pebbles.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Us.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Oh my god, let's go to Blake. Good morning, Blake.
What is the grossest thing you found your kid's mouth?

Speaker 9 (40:23):
I don't remember my kids, but the new name of
the fish is outstanding, and do not change it for
the world.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Blake Fish.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yes, well we'll tell it. We'll tell my kids. You
got one vote for Blake, got one? Thanks man, Blake
to fish.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
I do.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
I think it's funny when you name animals, like having
a dog named Mark or something like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
It's Derek.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
What This is kind of funny, Blake, What is the
grossest thing you ever found in your kid's mouth? We
were getting text messages on her Lazy Boy text line.
This one comes from ninety four to fourteen, says I
delivered a pizza to this house, and as the lady
was paying me, I could see her two year old
daughter behind her chewing on a fly swater.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
You know, it's probably not the nastiest thing that kid
put in their mouth. That day. It is everything that
is on the ground, and if you have other kids,
it's like you have to be fighting for your life
not to at least get a lint ball per day.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Right, let's go to line one. Is this Joseph Joseph,
Joseph Joe dog.

Speaker 14 (41:28):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Maybe not just whoever's on the phone, whoever you can
hear Hello, this kid could have put his phone gross
in my mouth. What'd you find in your kid's mouth? Man, dude,
that's you, dude, we can hear you. The guy went

(41:50):
in my head, I'm hearing a creed.

Speaker 15 (41:51):
Oh you want me to No, I didn't. I'm just
saying in my head. That's that's where I haven't done
it on under well here, this one's pretty gross. This
text message comes from uh nineteen.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Twelve and says, oh, my my daughter about one years old,
had a cigarette butt in her mouth from the fireplace.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
No throwing butts, and that means a ripping heats inside.
That's pretty pretty wild with a baby.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
It could have been a could have been a long
time ago where it was.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Like back when that was all right, I'm trying to
help this baby with the camel.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
There was a ton she stressed out.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
Okay, she needs some maybe but maybe it was like
a restaurant or something like a patio.

Speaker 14 (42:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
That could be benefit of hides. Tanner, what we're trying
to make excuses for being a terrible parents. It's tannerd
and Logan morning. Hey, yeah that's you again. Hi.

Speaker 11 (42:49):
Yeah, I just wanted to call and uh say that dog.
This is the heart attack man that showed up at
the Bacon.

Speaker 12 (42:55):
And Brew and Saint John's.

Speaker 11 (42:56):
Oh yeah, and I and I will be able to
show up the one in Forced Grove. I live in
the Forest Grope and I purposely made my doctor's appointment
so I could tick the day off.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh hell yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you need to
get looked at at the doctor's office that you're ignoring?

Speaker 11 (43:12):
I had a had a heart attack, remember back in
December when I.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Met you, go man, he shot it's a good idea
to come to a bacon themed event and ignore your
heart attack doctor.

Speaker 11 (43:21):
I wanted to bacon, and I went to the Bacon
and Brew and Saint John John's. And I had to
have a heart attack to go to the Bacon and
Brew because every time you guys.

Speaker 12 (43:28):
Have it, I have to work.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Yeah, boy so, and he'd he's farther away from that
heart attack than the last time he came.

Speaker 14 (43:34):
So we're probably king if I remember, right, you had
had it just prior to being there.

Speaker 11 (43:38):
Though, right, yes, yes I did December twenty second.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
But don't you think senior doctor is more important than
like coming to our party.

Speaker 14 (43:44):
I talked to his doctor yesterday.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
He's fine. I'm sure he's got no.

Speaker 11 (43:49):
I schedule my doctor's appointment is so I can go
to the bacon and brew and then the doctor's appointment
after that.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Oh you can know.

Speaker 14 (43:55):
That's what I'm saying. I talked to him yesterday. You're good.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
You can skip that whole thing and just send me
your cope.

Speaker 11 (44:01):
Don't do.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Casey. You are doctors, you under control. H My question
is are you qualified for the free trip to Las Vegas?

Speaker 6 (44:11):
No? Not yet?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Well you are now, my friend. Congratulations. We'll get you
qualified for Vegas and if you win, you'll be going
there to see comedian Brick Kreischer at the Resorts World.

Speaker 11 (44:22):
You will, all right, I will see you guys tomorrow.
What time is What time are you guys going to
get there?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Well?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Well, the show starts at six am. So there, you
just bring your nights and show up.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
You worry about yourself, Okay, all right, I will be
there at six am.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
All right, Well we've got to get your information. So
hang on. Okay, being bombed? All right, there it is there,
it is everybody. Everyone's excited. Yeah, it's going to be
a good party. Let me let me ask this guy.
Can you bring down some school supplies possibly for some
kids in need?

Speaker 11 (44:50):
Yes, yes, I'm going to try.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, okay, we're.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Trying to try.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Do they are at the store. You're trying to collect
as many school supplies as we can for kids this year.
I was just gonna say, don't your best?

Speaker 14 (45:00):
You our best?

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Yeah, that's park.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
The Dream Work ninety nine seven is a Lazy Boy
text line. You can also shoot us a talk back
through the iHeartRadio app. What is the grossest thing you
ever found in your kid's mouth? Drew Laura one O
five nine the Brew, Portland's rock station. It's Tanner Drew
and Laura. I wanted to know, what is the grossest
thing you found in your kid's mouth?

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Drew and his wife Amy found their their fish, so
brand new fish they bought.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
I know less than a week old, like three four days, well,
four days in my house.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
I guess he jumped out of the tanks somehow, and
the baby found it and chewed on it.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
And let's not taste that great if it was still
in there getting chewed on. Yeah, normally you swallow all
the good stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
What is the grossest thing? This guy's been on hold
for a few minutes, hides Tanner to and Laura, good morning.

Speaker 12 (45:50):
So I took my daughter to the local school and
she was playing on play grand at three or four so,
and she came running up to me at the jungle
gym and she had a youth condom in her mouth, chewing, and.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Like, oh my god, Oh my god, my god. You
take her to the hospital, right, I mean when we.

Speaker 12 (46:06):
Part took her to the yard, they called CDC. They
did all kinds of blood tests and bloodwork on her.
We had to come back every couple of weeks and
do another blood draw to make sure everything was clear.
I felt like a total idiot.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Well, she's the one who put the condom in her mouth. Yeah,
I mean that's terrible. How do you do you know,
like maybe maybe she pulled it out of the wrapper. No,
I'm gonna go with no evidence. There's fresh and there's that.

(46:39):
My god, I'm the award. Think, yeah, I think that's
that's the worst.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
That's the grand Slammy slow walk in the bases right now.

Speaker 12 (46:48):
I know, well, I gotta go, guys, But thank you,
love you.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I appreciate it, man, Thank you so much for that call.
That is that's the worst one that that guy. Definitely
you can't beat that. Oh boy, we're gonna digest what
we just heard, right, it might not be the same
after that. That one's pretty gnarly.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
We'll be back in just a few minutes with a
chance at a trip to Las Vegas to see our
Heeart Radio music festival.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Right after def Leppard, you're listening to Tanner Drew and
Laura Drew and Laura Sportland's rock station one five to
nine The Brutes.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Tanner, Drew and Laura got a text from eighty six
forty five and says, this is Kenny and I.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Will be there bacon and beer tomorrow morning. Appreciate you. Kenny.
Big Bomb ninety three fifty two says I'll be a
bacon and beer.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I'll show up a little probably not right at six
but a little later, I have a five minute drive
across town.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
It's gonna be so brutal.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Well, you just contradicted yourself. Oh yeah, I can't be
there straight away. I have the easiest commute of anyone
going right, So you can't.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
You know that alarm going off at six am. I
don't think it.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Only hurts for a minute.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Everyone shows up to mcminimum's Grand Lodge in Forest Grove
tomorrow morning, gets free bacon, delicious delicious bacon. We've got
a bunch of concert tickets to give away, right and
we've got a trip to Loss Vegas to see comedian
Bert Kreischer.

Speaker 8 (48:01):
Yeah, and it's really never too late to show up.
If you remember, at our last Bacon and Beer, a
couple of guys went to work heard on the radio
that we were at bacon and beer and they're like, hey, boss,
we'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Guy hung out for a second. So I mean, yeah,
you do you, but come out and see us tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
If you haven't been to one before, and you're in
the Forest Grove area, Beaverton, Hillsborough and maybe they've been
too far for you to drive, this is the one
to hit up let's put a few people on the
list for the trip to Las Vegas. The party is
free and open to anyone and everyone, but if you
want to win the trip, you gotta be on the list.
We'll put callers one through five on their now eight six, six, four, four, five,
one oh five nine.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Good luck from one of five nine to brew.

Speaker 14 (48:42):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Drew and Laura, we're commercial free.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Thanks our friends over at Lazy Boy. It's one of
five nine the Brew, Tanner, Drew and Mora doing a
bacon and beer roll call for tomorrow. It's going down
at mcminnimon's Grand Lodging Forest Grow. We want to know
who's who's coming.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Crew man off here filling my bacon and beer check in.

Speaker 14 (49:02):
I'm gonna make it this time, and I'm gonna start
pre funking about seven o'clock tonight at the Grand log
see y'all in the morning.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I guess there's a handful listeners who are staying there tonight.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going I'm gonna be staying there tonight.
I wonder if I'll get shoulder taped by somebody who's
like you look at the party.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah you can right, uh, but if you want to
come on down, it's going live tomorrow between six and
ten am. Everyone who shows up gets free bacon, and
someone's gonna walk away with the trip to Las Vegas
to see comedian Burke Kreischer. Nice coming up next though,
we got tickets to go see Duff Leppard and Journey
with our new game just the tip. We're gonna play
you the beginning of a song, just like the first

(49:42):
half second, and you have to tell us what song
it is. Eight six, six, four four five one oh
five nine is a number. We'll give you that clip
in less than ten minutes. It's one of five nine.
The brew you, Drew and Laura can also shoot us
a talk back to the iHeartRadio app. Download the iHeartRadio
out for your cell phone. Once you have the Bruce streaming,

(50:02):
press the microphone button to record something.

Speaker 10 (50:05):
Good morning, bro Crow, this is Darren truck Driver. We'll
be coming to our first bacon and beer tomorrow. Help
me see you guys soon.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Hell yeah, my friends, you will see us soon. If
you're coming, we'll.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
See you tomorrow morning at mcminimon's Grand Lodge in Forest Grove.
We will be live between six and ten am. Everyone
shows up gets free bacon. We've got a lot of
concert tickets to give away, tons of concert tickets. Actually,
we were going to the list yesterday and like, damn,
we have more than we thought. And we're gonna give
away a trip to Las Vegas to see comedian Bert Kreischer.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
So awesome.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Come on out.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Even if you're not qualified for the trip to Vegas,
you could get qualified when you get there. So come
out and get weird with us. That's right, and please
bring some school supplies if you can. It's now time
to play our fun game that we like to call
just the Tip.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Very nice, very nice.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Laura explain how the game is played, all.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
Right, So we're just gonna play the tip of a
song the first like half second or so, and all
you have to do is identify the song, artist and title.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yesterday was pretty easy. I think got it like right away,
right away. I think the first caller got it. Yeah,
But so I like today, I try.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
To make it a little more difficult. Dial up a
little bit, but listen closely, and if you can figure
this out, you could get tickets here. So here we go.
Listen closely for the Deaf, Leopard and journey tickets. That's
what we're giving away. Here's the clip. Sorry, here's the tip.
Oh that that's hard, right. You can blame the guy

(51:37):
who got it straight away yesterday. Yeah, first caller, you
can blame him. Here it is one more. I'll give
you a few times. But here it is again.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
That is impossible.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
No, it's not impossible. It's impossible when you put your
mind to it. You know what it is.

Speaker 6 (51:51):
I know what the song is, and I'm like, it's
nearly impossible.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I think it's I don't. I don't think it's impossible.
It can be done.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
It's called it impossible. Will till people try?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Four four five, one, five nine.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
I think they're gonna get Maybe somebody will surprise me.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I think somebody's got it already.

Speaker 9 (52:06):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 3 (52:07):
What it's?

Speaker 14 (52:07):
What song?

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Is that? Hi?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
It's Tanner Jew and Laura good morning.

Speaker 14 (52:13):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
They don't know it hides Tanner Jew and Laura, good
morning song. This is interesting.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
They must be listening on the stream.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Can you turn the radio off for a second?

Speaker 14 (52:29):
Err?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
They just hung up? Oh she did nothing right? Uh,
it's Tanner Jew and Laura. Is this Chris.

Speaker 11 (52:37):
This is Chris, good morning.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
What song is that? Chris?

Speaker 11 (52:41):
Hey, it's a stab in the dark. It could be
closer nine inch Nails?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Is it closer by nine inch Nails?

Speaker 9 (52:49):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (52:49):
That is a popular guess.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
I feel like it's a good guess. Uh, but that's wrong.
It's gonna let you go. Let's go to line too,
hides Tanner, jew and Laura. Do you know the song?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
It?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Dude, looks like a lady negative.

Speaker 11 (53:06):
I let you go.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
Guess, good guess.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Here's the clip again, here's the tip again. It almost
sounds like that price is right, come on down music.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah, I got some of that line three hides Tanner,
Drew and Laura. Do you know the song?

Speaker 9 (53:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (53:25):
I think so?

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Is it poor?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Some sugar O?

Speaker 6 (53:30):
May oh that would make sense, but no, no, not.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Pour some sugar on me.

Speaker 12 (53:35):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. Can you guess the tip?

Speaker 11 (53:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
I think he said back in black from what he said,
that's what he said. Yeah, but that is nothing correct.
Maybe it is difficult. Do we give him any extra smids?
Or you want to keep riding? Mm hmmm, I don't
know what you think it gets up to?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
You just a little more than the tip.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Isn't that how? It always such a tame way? You promise?
There it is again?

Speaker 6 (54:10):
I mean, here it is.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I'm gonna turn the volume up a little bit. Three
two one.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
That's tough. Come on, you know what comes to mind
when I hear that?

Speaker 8 (54:20):
And I'm not giving anything away by saying this, because
this is not a song that we would use for
this game. You know that song Mirrors by Justin Timberlake.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
You're gonna throw people off. I'm putting j T in
your wearing.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
That's what I keep this. It's not it's not j T.
I'm just gonna throw it out there.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's Tanner, Jo and Laura. Good morning, Hi, Yes, go ahead?
Hey is deaf Leppard? She say Pyro? No, I'm sorry,
it's not it. I'm sorry, mom, it's tough. Go to
line too. It's Tanner Jew and Laura. Can you guess
the song I rob Living Dead Girl? Is it Living

(54:58):
Dead Girl from Rob's AMBI?

Speaker 5 (55:01):
I love how all these songs aren't like the others,
you know, like, are they just.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Playing so far line darts? Yeah, they're just like just
throwing things out for whatever. What would I think they
would pay?

Speaker 11 (55:11):
DC?

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Talk addicted to Jesus. It's Tanner, Jo, Laura. Good morning.
Uh for those about the rock, No, I'm sorry. Rip
the band aid off?

Speaker 14 (55:26):
All right?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Okay, maybe I'll give him a little more on one
and then do it. All right, it's Tanner Jo and Laura.
If you don't get it, We're going to extend the clip.

Speaker 9 (55:37):
Is it am I?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (55:40):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Is it bad Medicine by bon jovisive? Bon Jovi is right.

Speaker 11 (55:56):
Bad?

Speaker 14 (55:59):
I knew.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
I knew someone would get it.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
I mean, and Laura though, that was pretty instinct instinctive
right there, to be like, we'll do one more.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yeah, this guy's got it. That's a good call.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
We got things he didn't need more than the tap.

Speaker 16 (56:14):
You know, it.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Is Casey's favorite band. One the time we play bon Jovie,
Casey just is so happy.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
It bursts in the studio. It's like, thank God might start.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Yeah, exactly. He can't stand bunch.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
All right, congratulations, bro, You're going to see def Lepperdon
Journey at the Modu Center September seconds.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
Yeah, that show's coming up next weekend, so.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Really right, hang on the ball, get Triple So tomorrow
at Bacon and Beer. I think we might do a
live version of just a Tip.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Oh nice, thank you boy. The last pair of def
Leppard Journey tickets.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
Might as well. Why stop a good thing?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
And I know all the more reason to be there tomorrow. Yeah,
another pair of take you know what?

Speaker 6 (56:58):
The song really speaks to my heart. I never listened
to the lyrics before, but I can really relate.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Yeah, yeah, little too close to home. Also, let's not
forget about what else we have to give away tomorrow.
We got a Lazy Boy recliner to give away. We
got concert tickets like every show that's coming to Portland.
We would we would have had tickets Limp Biscuit if
it weren't last night.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
M hm, Yeah, you missed out on that one. But
it's okay. There's a lot of great shows coming up
this fall.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
So and everyone gets free bacon and free Thornton coffee
when they come out there.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Too, which is already a win. You walk in the
door a winner, a big w.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
On your way in. Yeah, I've heard nobody say bad
things about that Thornton coffee so great and it goes
well with salty bacon.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Come on out tomorrow morning, and if you can bring
some school supplies, we would appreciate it. Uh Man, last
night was fun that that Limp Biscuits show was a blast.
We were talking about it earlier. Fat Thor was there.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
We bumped into fat Thor and he was already pickled
by the time he got there.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Oh yeah, but he is. You know, he's a happy drunk,
so happy I can appreciate.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
But he is notorious for the prefunk, right, So like
he's pre funk is what gets him out in front
of everybody else and it's four in front of you.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
When he starts, he is dangerous.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Like he pulls out a sharpie and I'm not talking
about like a normal sharpie that like you would give
to a celebrity.

Speaker 14 (58:11):
This autograph was.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
One of those thick ass sharp and you know what
he said.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
He goes go vandalize something. It's like you can go drawings.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
I'm like no, I look like I'm on my phone,
like doing something dumb or whatever.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
And I look up and fat Thor has got the
sharpie cap off and he's got Laura's hand extended and
it's her tattoo arm and he's about to draw something.
I don't know what he's going to draw, man, but
like you know, like bacon a beer tomorrow we have photos.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Yeah, I can't be walking around with sharpie marker all
over my.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
I go, fat Thor put the sharpie away and people
only buy that one to deface a mall?

Speaker 3 (58:47):
What is he doing with that thing?

Speaker 6 (58:49):
The Army in style resorts Amphitheater is a nice place.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
It's not ruin it, right, And so I he was
gonna say something to me, So I leaned into like
hear what he's gonna say. And apparently he almost drew
a big giant sharpie mark on my neck, like the
whole neckline.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
Who knows what, who knows what he would have drawn.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
That's like a junior high move. And then lord like
karate chopped him. Yeah, you know, because like I had
bacon and beer, Like, well you got the big mork
on your neck. Well the door got hammered, that door.
He tagged me like a dumpster.

Speaker 11 (59:19):
But I did.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
I mean, I'm talking trash about fat Thor over here.
But I did return the favorite because he did allow
me to draw on him. And of course I drew
a penis so nice. You know what I got?

Speaker 5 (59:30):
I bet that's still on there when he goes to
bacon and beer. It might be on there for a
month and thick boys. Yeah, I mean I bet you could.
If you snipped his hand, you could still get high.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I got to actually that moment I recorded on video
and I'll post it to our instagram here in a second,
So follow us if you're not already at one of
five nine the Brew or at Tanner, Drew and Laura
Now what's trending? Got a lot of good stuff on
the website.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I want to five nine the brew dot com if
you want to see some clips from the lumbisguit and
Corey Feldman show last night.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
We'll have some actually have some stuff up now on
our instagrams and everything. But yeah, we'll post more. We'll
post more as the day goes on, because there's Corey
Felman was better than we thought. Still garbage, but better
than we thought.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
Does it mean that I kind of wished that he
would ass out a little bit?

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Yeah, I think they've gotten it together, Like the band's
tightened up. He didn't scream at.

Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
Anybody well, and you could tell at a certain point
that he was maybe getting a little frustrated because at
the end he's like he was introducing all the band members,
and at one point one of the singers just left
the stage. She just disappeared, and he was like, well,
there was somebody else, but she must have gone to
the bathroom or something.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
I don't think it's bad for you guys to wish
for the carnage because it's kind of like musical Jerry Springer, right,
Like if you go to a filming of Jerry Springer
to someone falls into the crowd and gets torn up,
boring if that doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
But at least he wasn't terrible and.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
It was an entertaining show for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
No, he was terrible, but it was just very entertaining. Yeah, okay,
But like he's you know, I'll give him this man.
Whether you think his music is good or not. And
I can't imagine anybody thinking it is good. But he
puts us all into it and he is convinced it's good,
and I give him credit for that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
He's going out there and he's doing his thing, And
to me, that's like what happiness is is just doing
what you want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
And there's no lack of effort there. One thing you
cannot say is he mails it in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
He's trying. I mean, not good, but his choreography is terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
When he does the Michael Jackson, he looks like he's fifty,
which he is, and up close because we were in
the pit and so we could see like his facial
features a lot better and a little beat up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
He's weird looking dude.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Oh come on, now, let's not attack his appearance. He
dressed like a mirror Still little you can you can
you can maybe criticize his choice of.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
I'm sorry, he's a weird looking guy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Since we're on the subject, did you notice in the
he was wearing like a mirror ball outfit, like little
pieces missing the hole in his crotch and I was like,
things are falling off as course seems to must have
taken a day.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Yeah, well, you think about the mirror outfit, the distressed mirror.
There's no way you throw that in a washing machine.
So he's been putting that thing on. He was probably
pretty show. I guess he's only got one. Oh yeah,
it's like slip. He's got multiple outfits or something. It's like,
I'm only gonna wear it for part of the show.
As you're sweating your nuts off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I will say, though he was out of all the
groups that performed last night, I thought he was the
second best, even went first acts. Some of them are rough,
but I had fun regardless. It was a blast. And
if you missed it, check out some footage online.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Yeah, it's amazing how much riff Raff looks like that
character whatever that he's like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
They mocked that movie yet the movie it's called spring
Breakers with James Franco and Jims Franco's character is vaguely
based on riff Rall and he's got at it. They
look like identical, but it's not like his life.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Ye, right, exactly. So I saw some videos of him too.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
It was pretty funny.

Speaker 8 (01:02:55):
You know, he might be picking up spring Breakers in Florida, right,
I don't know, planning a laborate heist.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
I look at that riff Raff guy and I can't
figure out if it's a joke or if he's serious
because he just looks like a boner.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
I feel like he's probably a boner in real life.
Also because you can't think and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Not be a boner.

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
Yeah, he's got the grill, he's got corner rows like
Peter Blockers with like the they're like mirrored.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
He looks like he's straight from Florida, right, that's where
I like, like he was born behind a Tampa tire Fire,
a Tampa tire Fire.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
That's a good band name, Yeah, Tampa tire Fire.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
I will say the whole thing, even the bands we
didn't necessarily love, it was very enterting, the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Bottom.

Speaker 11 (01:03:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
And even like and I liked during the lulls, they didn't.
It wasn't just silence. They were out doing stuff. Yeah,
you know, filming the crowd and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Anyways, just and according to Fat Thor, you guys got
out just before the violence.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
So he got everything you needed and you left without
a black guy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
Perfect night.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
To check out some footage from the show at one
of five nine bru dot com. And then tomorrow we
hope to see you at Bacon and Beer, the first
one in Force Grove at the mcminimon's Grand Lodge location.
And you know, everyone shows up. It's free bacon. We're
trying to hook up people with concert tickets. We're trying
to collect school supplies for kids in need and hook
somebody up with the trip Las Vegas to see Bert Kreischer.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
And you can get if you're like if you're itching
to party now. You can get a room there tonight
for cheaper than you can get a random room in Portland,
like a block from here, and it's and it's a
classic hotel with a ton of history.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
You're staying there tonight. If I am Beefwater's staying there tonight, it'd.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Be like a mini bacon and beer tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
I feel like it's easier for me to drink with friends,
So come on us.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yes, we will see you at at mc minimum's Grand
Lodge in Forest Grove tomorrow. Coming up next our Donkey
Show podcast, Buster as Marcus back from his hunting trip,
looks like success. Looks like you got himself an antelope, guys,
so we'll talk to him about that. Coming up on
the Donkey Show podcast. You can hear it at one
of five nine in the dot com Bye