TD&L Full Show For Thursday- I Can't Hold It

On today's show we talked about the person who pooped on a plane so much that is had to turn back. We also got to the bottom of the stolen paddle drama and Casey headed over to Carl's Jr. to try their new tasty burger lineup.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You, Laura boy, Hey, good morning, good morning, good and
good morning. Hey guys, have a buddy, welcome to the show.
I always hated people do that, and then when people
like pretend to be DJ's I always go.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hell everybody, good morning, ever buddy.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I hate it. I don't know why I hate it.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I hate good morning everybody, and I hate hey a buddy.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
I feel like there was a late eighties into the
two thousands of DJs doing that and ruined it forever.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
It stuck.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
You know what. I like?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
What a boy, That's.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
What I like.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
AI much better.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Good morning, see there, it is good.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's a tough part.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Morning everyone in the hall.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I mean it's just about inflection. Maybe if you yell it.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Good day to you, sir, good morning, good good tad
mog good to.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Be he Morgan, Yes, it is it is. What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Thursday and morning?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I got another pair of tickets to Slipknot later on
this morning. We have got another beef Water's fast food Frenzy.
It's going to review a brand new fast food item.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Later on today, and his Cholesterol Hands show is going
to kill him.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, but at least it'll be a tasty demise.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Let's see, we have to talk about a Delta passenger
that suffered a diarrhea incident on the plane. No, oh no,
this will be our new segment, the grossest thing you'll
hear today.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Oh perfect, I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
That's going to come up here in about thirty minutes
in the meeting.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
There's never a shortage of those stories.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So no disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Alane didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
It didn't happen to me. That's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's what I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Laura all over the airplane, just defecating herself. Terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's hard to come back from diarrhea. Yeah, it really is.
I can't wait to hear the story.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Laura still trying to step has it recovered fully, but
not the way I remember hearing. About thirty minutes, we'll
get into that in the meantime.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Stories.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
This is our segment where we go around the room
sharing what we think the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Do you you want to go first?

Speaker 7 (02:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sure, I'll go first.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Travis Kelcey is ripping people for the alleged Taylor Swift
breakup plan.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Now do you hear about this?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I heard there was like a contract floating around.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
And now he's saying it's a bunch of bs and
that there is no such thing. Reps for the tight
end are setting the record straight this morning. Yeah, about
this comprehensive media plan for Travis Kelcey following the breakup
with Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Now, it would be dumb.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
To think what the fallout would be, but to write
up like, you know, your mission statement or your game
plan seems a little bit over the top to me.
But we're heading into the season and this is what's
going to happen every single week. And I have no
problem with Taylor Swipt being in football, but I don't
want her to be football.

Speaker 8 (03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
They said that in the new promo. She was seen
five times. They know what's up in the commercial. They
know what she did for ratings. I mean, she is
a cash cow and they are gonna milk milk mail.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's gonna be the deal.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
But you know fans who are less tolerant to outside
noise during football.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, they get a little peeved.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I don't mind a little pop culture in my football,
will keep my kids involved and things like that. But
it was like, who cares, it's a few seconds during
a game or now. But but do you see what
I'm saying that the headline doesn't need to.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Be here every day.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, no, it's fine, show her all you want. It's
just the same headline. I feel like it's the same
thing as the NFL squeezing her in there. It's you
just gotta put her in a headline and we'll get clicks.
Oh it's so annoying.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh it's hundred percent.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
It's annoying.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
But she's like Lebron James.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Now when you see it, you.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Just I just keep scrolling's for me because like the
contract we're talking about was like this whole big thing
about like all right, on the twenty eighth of September,
they're gonna announce their breakup and they're gonna.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Ask for everyone to be respectful of their privacy and nod.
It's just like this is ridiculous, Like it's just like
it's gotten not a hand.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
But I mean, I guess, I guess if you're a
famous celebrity, it kind of comes with territory.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
But there's a lot of assets there, you know, and
a lot of a lot of things to protect. I'm
sure they probably have an agreement not to go on
a smear fest.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm sure she's so big that I'm sure there's something
he's got.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
There's gotta be some sort of I bet he had
to sign something.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, not the other way around.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
You think about you don't get close to Tom Cruise
unless you have signed the appropriate paperwork.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
But she also strikes me as someone who may be
like desperately wants to be normal and is like, maybe
maybe she will, yeah, because she could just show them
all off. I feel like, but again, I don't know
care for John says.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Taylor would say, everyone just needs to.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Shake it off.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
Take it up, Annie Taylor Swift references can we squeeze
into this segment?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
I bet you money that the guys and gals who
do who do the play by play have been working
on tailorisms in the off season, no doubt when they
take on the cheefs.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah, I think the big story is that, guys, if
you've ever wanted to own a Lamborghini, now you can
kind of. The automaker is releasing its first baby strollers,
so maybe Millie would be interested in a new Lamborghini
baby stroller. They've partnered with this luxury stroller company in

(05:28):
the UK.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
According to the website.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
It's for parents and or babies who want to discover
the exhilarating fusion of luxury fabric and precision engineering. No
word yet on how much they will cost. Probably not
quite as much as a Lamborghini, but you're most likely
looking at thousands of dollars for this new Lamborghini baby stroller.
They are producing an extremely limited number of them, so

(05:53):
you should sign up to get in line.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
If you won't, you know, a stroller is extremely important
to need anything like that, so superficial and so expensive
and obnoxious. I mean, I will say I inherited our stroller,
and it is a Cadillac of a thing. I mean
it has got shocks, you can go to all different positions.
You can put a second step so a kid can

(06:15):
stand on the back. But I inherited such a thing.
If it was up to me, it'd be the fold
up that goes under the seat in the car. Right,
But a good stroller goes a long way, not a Lambo.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I think the big story of the day is Brian
May of Queen revealed that he suffered a minor stroke
last week, temporarily losing use of his left arm. He
shared the news on Instagram, and he assured fans that
he can still play guitar.

Speaker 9 (06:38):
Okay, you had to bring you, first of all, some
good news. I think the good news is that I
can play guitar after the events of the last few days.
And I say this because it was in some doubt,
because that little health hiccup that I mentioned happened about
a week ago, and what they called it was a
minor stroke and then all of a sudden, out of

(07:01):
the blue, I didn't have any control of this arm.
It's a little scary.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I have to say.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
I had the most fantastic care and attention from Frimley
Hospital where I went.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
I bet you did, Brian.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
But can we admit that a stroke is not a
health hiccup, Brian, that is a near death experience.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I think he was trying to down I can still
play guitar. Everything's fun, worry about it.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
He reminds me of my British relatives, like as soon
as you enter their their house, things slow way down
and tea starts to pour.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Like this guy is classic British.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
It's chill.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm not sure how old he is, but he's uh
jury bo poofy gray hair, I know that.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
See he is all right. He's seventy seven years old. Wow,
so he's getting up there and age.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
I don't know how many more tours they've got in them.

Speaker 10 (07:55):
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Speaker 11 (08:06):
Here's Drue Well.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Caitling Clark does it again. A triple double.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Last night in the Fever. Have their fifth straight win. Now,
this team has been in the dumps for five years
and they have secured a playoff berth. They did that well,
they weren't even playing another team lost and got him
in there. But as they win more games, heading towards
the end of this forty game season, there's a chance
they're going to be a higher rank and really have

(08:34):
a look at making it deep into the playoffs. The
rookie showing that she's not just special at the college level.
And finally it's all coming down to this. Tonight, the
NFL season kicks off. I feel like the NFL season
is here. When it's here, so we don't cry about.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
The end of summer.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
It's like the only thing that doesn't suck about the
changing of the seasons. And the good news is you're
getting real action tonight. Kansas City Chiefs at home. So
maybe a little a little Tate Express. I'll do a
little snoop and later on we'll find out if she'll
be at this game. But the Ravens in town and
they are also a favorite to make a deep run

(09:15):
into the playoffs. But one team we'll go home with
a loss tonight. Who's gonna reign Supreme? It goes down
a five point twenty on NBC. We'll talk spreads in
an hour. There's your sport.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Hang you much coming up here in just a few minutes.
This might be the grossest story you're gonna hear all day.
Oh it involves diary on an airplane.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
All right, had me at hello?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, we'll tell you all about it. Coming up right
after Sabbath. It's Tanner, Jew and Laura on one of
five nine to brew.

Speaker 11 (09:43):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura. Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
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Speaker 12 (10:03):
Here, Hey, what's up Burru, It's me.

Speaker 11 (10:07):
Yeah, it's been a minute.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Pizza.

Speaker 11 (10:08):
Sorry guys.

Speaker 12 (10:09):
At limp Biscuit concert, I saw it to you, Drew
and Casey b Water being missed out. I just wanted
to give a shout out to my boy Rudy. He's
having surgery right now, or have surgery, but he's doing okay.
But I miss you guys. And I'm definitely coming to
trash bandits. I'm not going to sign up because I
don't know how to sign up. I'm definitely going to

(10:30):
be there, so I will see you guys.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Sre literally said that at the last three trash bands.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
Three events, I'm definitely gonna be there.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
He's never shown up to one of them.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
And to say you cannot sign up online in passing,
that's like a big shortcoming, Phoebe.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
It's not that hard. You click a link, you sign up.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
And by the way, he met me and Laura at
blip Biscuit. What he's talking about, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Well I think he mentioned you two are there and
we were not You were not case. You know, Kater
was there, but Puby didn't see beef Watter, which apparently
seeing pew Boy is the main attraction and not the band.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I can't believe I missed.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Out, not on the band, but on the top back
we got.

Speaker 13 (11:15):
This is big, John. I want to give the Todd
father and his team at f I l X a
shout out. They have helped my business out. They made
me shirts and made me a website also to sell
my shirts on, and they're doing great things. I really
appreciate what him and his team.

Speaker 11 (11:35):
Has done for me.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I think that's great.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
But if we'renna give him ahout out, John Maye shouldet
the company's name right.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
If the website just write it down f l I
Effects dot com f l I I don't know if
that's the website.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Is that f l I effects dot com? It's fl
Effects I know that.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Well, I mean, you just put that in your Google machine,
which is the same bar as your U r L
and it'll come.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Right the top. The Todd father and his company are
pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
They're gonna help you get like uniforms for your business.
You know, like maybe you're just starting up and you
don't have anything. You need a logo or something, or
maybe you do have stuff and it's just old and tattered.
You got a chance to win all that stuff for
your crew, So go to one of five nine dot
com for your shot to win.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Bang bang.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
All right, this, guys, this could be the grossest story
you hear today. I'm gonna just go out on the
live and say, yeah, it's gonna be the grossest store
you hear today.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
If this is not the grossest story, then I don't
want to know what the grossest stride might be.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Then we're in a lot.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, a Delta Delta passenger apparently had severe diarrhea and
the incident forced an emergency U turn over the Atlantic,
so you.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Turn, yeah, the over the ocean.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
The incident on board an Airbus A three thirty was
deemed quote a medical issue.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
And probably a hazmat zone.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Eventually, they say biohazard's been a common theme recently given
Delta passengers getting sick from oldy chicken, and I guess
they've they've had several flights that had diarrhea diarrhea incidents.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Man, Like, there's.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Two airlines that will serve a meal still and they
give you the squeaks.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
So that's so the Delta was guilty of serving rotten chicken.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
So I don't know if that's what happened this time.
There's just a history of that.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
But what happened this time was it was a Delta
flight headed from for Rome from Boston.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
This is a pretty big flight.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, it had to turn around two hours into its
flight due to a passenger's severe diarrhea. They had to
turn the plane around and then land at JFK.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Why can't you?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
I mean, I mean just my first thought is, this
is a big plane. Make one the diarrhea toilet, right
and you just stay in there.

Speaker 11 (13:44):
Tell you where you live.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
It made it past the toilet, you guys, Oh we breached.
The photos that I've seen, it looks like they have.
It's it's made its way down the aisle. It's all
over the passenger's seat.

Speaker 8 (13:54):
Take me home.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah yeah. But imagine like you just take this plane
right of the Atlantic.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
If you're going to roam from Boston at least half
of those people are on vacation.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
How those people have planned this for a year. You
just go to Rome.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Friday's mishap resulted in the bio hazard, as human waste
was all over the passenger seat and down the aisle.
The flight turned around in atlanted at JFK and I
they so gnarly. I've got here some of the cockpit audio.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh I want to hear it from.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
The pilot talget air traffic control. Hot hell, listen, pigtive.

Speaker 14 (14:30):
It's just a bio hazard issue.

Speaker 11 (14:32):
I know.

Speaker 15 (14:33):
We'd a pasture head diary all the.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
Way through the airplane.

Speaker 15 (14:35):
So they wanted to come back to Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh my god, wait all the way Yeah you what
did you go up for a jog?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Come look at these pictures, you guys, Come look at
these photos. So they someone posted a picture and it says, uh,
this this guy, you know, got sick.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Can I have his peanuts?

Speaker 9 (14:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Growth, So watch this photo. You see all those it's
like this all the way down the aisle. Oh wa
down that center and they've put What they've done is
they've taken like napkins and they've set them over the try.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
To like dab it pop, don't rub it into the carpet,
just dab.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
But you can see all that brown how.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Because it looks to me like there's multiple like because
most of those big.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Planes of flyaver seas. There's aisles.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
There's three rows, you know, you have a center section
and two by the windows, so you have two actual
aisles going up and down. So it looks like everybody
has gotten as far away from you know, poop ally one.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I do not know how people can do this to
themselves or allow like I've had poop mishaps in the bathroom,
but it's ended in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
And like also if you're wearing pants, right, like how
do you just like.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
This is a I don't know, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Maybe because those lavoratories are kind of small. Maybe you
missed it like a little spot and once you get
maybe once you like get a little spot and then
you touch another spot and then another spo But.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Like the carpeting was it was like it was like round,
so it's got to be like yeah, maybe out of
your pans.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Like maybe they got it.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Maybe they were in the window seat and the person
in the aisle was taking a little too long to
get up and they just went.

Speaker 11 (16:11):
Oh see.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
And now everybody has had at a time where you've
been sick, you've had medication, you or maybe this is
just part of who you are that when when the
back when the back wall it becomes breach.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
A clock's got diaryphin.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Strength, I mean, and that's the thing is most people,
and I guess not as you get older necessarily, but
like you still have the strength to lock the keep
it in, take off in a direction.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Like we don't know if this person was post surgery
or it was, like you know, previously sick or currently sick.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
I mean, clearly they were currently sick. I would have.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Broken through that line like I was Lawrence Taylor. I
would have been in that bathroom. I would have been
pounding on a door.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I would have I would have been climbing over people,
like if they were going too slow, I would be like, Sarah, sorry,
I will, I will.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Make up for this later.

Speaker 13 (17:00):
You will.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
You're happy I'm climbing over your legs now.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I hope you never know what you're about to miss.
I don't understand me in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
How people do this?

Speaker 7 (17:08):
Now?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Listen, there's somebody I don't want to say who it
is because I don't want to be sued, but also
people know who he is and I don't want to
bear him. He's there's this person that was somewhat famous
that had an incident in a hotel.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
They it's someone famous here in Portland, so it's like
a local celebrity. And I guess they were sick in
their hotel room and and they diarrhea in their bed
and ended up on the floor on the walls somehow
I heard all over the bathroom, like there was diarrhea
all over the hotel and they.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Just left it and they just bailed.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
So but here's the difference between that incident and this
one that we're talking about here. Is it he had
the chance or they had the chance to clean it
up before housekeeping got to it. This poor person on
a Delta Airline flight, like they.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Just had to let it go in front of an audience.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
And then so like at that at that point, are
you do they.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
How are they treating you? You know? Like I would
be so mad at at her his or her butt not.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
I'd be like, sir, can you please stop? Can you stop?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
And can you imagine like you're the person sitting next
to that. I get a first.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Class seat, right, I'm in the jump seat.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I want to I want to be the cockpit. Yeah,
I mean, get me get me out of here. But
I can't.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't understand how people like that, Like that local
famous person poops in a hotel room. I don't understand
how people let that happen. There was a guy I
worked with in Detroit. He was doing a weekend show
on the sports station and he got fired for this incident.
But he had the same thing, a diary incident that
started in the bathroom. He went back to the studio,
but like dropped poop droplets all the way to the studio.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Like how then.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
He sat in the seat in the studio and the
controller he shmeared it like apparently into the seat, like
it got like impacted into the threads and stuff. Not
only do they fire him, they had to have a
clean a crew them and clean the place.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
They threw all clean. They threw all of the gear
away that he touched.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Some people just like have no shame because it's you
don't understand, because that's a choice, right, Yeah, Tommy, I
would be mortified, right Like.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
I would never leave that. I would be cleaning it
like a crime scene.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
I think I moved. I think I moved to another city.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, you would have to fire me because I would
just quit. Sorry, guys, I'm never coming back here.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Like how embarrassing is that? Like, sir, we have to
fire you? Why because you.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Craft all over the building and that incident you gotta go.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Your poop is ingrained within the fibers of this sea.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
It's gonna take an get out of that incident and
the hotel one. They both also play into, like what
is your mental health if those are the decisions.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
You make in our office or on company time?

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Because even the guy who pooped in the hotel was
on his company's time.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yeah, left it for something else to clean up.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
The hotel had to call the company and like you guy,
uh pooted all over the building.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Like it's the most disgusting thing that's not a murder
we've ever found.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
It looks like it looks like a like an old
cave that we found.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Yeah, super Girl, at what point do you wish that
it's blood?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I know immediately because is our lazy boy text line.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
We're gonna put a link to the footage if you
want to see what happened on this airplane.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's only like a quick little picture, but it's enough.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
It's enough. That's all you told you for You to.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Want herosest thing you'll hear today how.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
They didn't tuk at least like an airline blanket behind
her or him might keep calling it her.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I don't even know what this person is. I don't
know what flavor, don't see what flavor it was a
guy or a girl? All right, open leg pants?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
More of your calls coming up?

Speaker 11 (20:50):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 15 (20:53):
Well?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
A trailer has been released for the Minecraft movie. Jason
is in it.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I guess really, so is it gonna be like low Deaf?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I have no idea it's got to be.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
It's live action, obviously.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
No clue, it's uh be a cardtoon.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I don't even know. Anyway, we'll put the trailer online
find out for yourself. Like Minecraft, Yeah, I've never played it,
it looks it looks ridiculous, zero interest.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Do adults play Minecraft?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Sure, I'm sure there's there are adults who do all
kinds of kiddie stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I'm sure there's some.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Go check that out at one of five nine the
brew dot com. You can also see the footage of
the story we talked about, the last segment where the
person had diarrhea all over the airplane.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
If you dare. I mean delta drips. The delta drips
is what the call it.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
You can see that the footage from inside the plane,
the mess that this person made.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
You can hear the cockpit audio. I mean, it's it's a.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
It's because imagine you're the You're the guy you know
who just dribbled all the way down.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
At least your name wasn't in the story. Yeah, but
all the way At what point you retreat? I mean,
there's only so far between one bathroom in the neck.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I think I just asked for a parachute and jump
out the back.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
I'm I'm just gonna hop off the exit the exitor
real quick.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Also Rachel Gunn ray Gun, of course, the Australian break dancer,
has issued an apology in her first interview since the
Olympics controversy.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
She's apologizing for now here it is.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Here's the clip.

Speaker 11 (22:16):
It is really.

Speaker 16 (22:19):
Sad to.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Hear those criticisms.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
And I am very sorry.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
For, you know, the backlash that the community has experienced.

Speaker 11 (22:30):
But I can't control how people react.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
So she didn't not really say her performance.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
I'm not really saying sorry for what she did.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Because other quotes from that same situation, She's just like sorry,
And that was what I was reading yesterday.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I was the twenty twenty the twenty twenty two and
twenty twenty three. How though, because I'm in charge with
the committee, right.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, I don't know what she is, but it seems
odd that year after a year you dominate, like your
Michael Jordan, You're terrible dance like that?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah, and you're absolutely.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
Do you want to see somebody else from Australia come
out and like show off their moves, Like, let's see
what everybody else has got. Let's see, let's see who
Rachel ray Gun being out for this title.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I'm sure we'll see them in the future because ray
Gun has said that she will not be competing in break.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Dancing in the near future.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
So she's out, she's giving up.

Speaker 8 (23:17):
I'm so good.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I'm actually pretty good, but I'm gonna lay low.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
He's done.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, it's over. I think she should be a judge
on So you think you can dance? She's earned it,
like dancing.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Do they should ask her to do Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
She is not anywhere, She's not qualified for any of them.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Take the stars. I mean, it's got people that's the
whole point. Yeah, but I don't think she can get on,
so you think he's terrible.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Anyway, go check out all that stuff online at one
five brew dot com. Just click on Tanner, Drew and
Laura Coming up in a little bit around seven thirty.
We have got tickets to go see slip Knot. Yeah,
we'll play our new game, the Rotten Tomatoes Game here
in just a few minutes. It's Tanner, to and Laura
on one of five nine the Brew.

Speaker 11 (23:58):
You're listing doing Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Getting some people chiming in on the story we talked
about in the last hour about the passenger on the
flight from Boston to Rome. The flight had to be
delivered diverted after two hours just they had to turn around,
do a full on U turn because somebody had diarrhea
on the plane.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Oh my no.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Every time I hear it, I mean I already knew.
And it's still just like cheese man.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
This was starring And.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
It wasn't just in the lavatory. It went down the aisle.
It's on the seat. I mean the passengers were just
sitting in it.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
I just imagine like a chocolate river going by there.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
You never get control of it. There's no pullback.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
You can check out the pictures, the cockpit audio, and
the full story at one A five nine in the
brew dot com just click on Tanner to do and Laura.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
But we did get a few talkbacks.

Speaker 17 (24:43):
Good morning Brew crewe bing bo bing bing. So my
mom told me a story about twenty years ago about
when she worked at Walmart when they first opened up
there on Eastport Plaza. Yeah, I remember they would have
this one regular customer come in, shoot, a little old lady,
and she'd sit her walk to the store and just
crapping herself every time you walk in the store. Growth.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh my god, I'm so I'm so sad I missed
that because I I was at the grand opening of
that that Walmart.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
What it seems, I mean, what a time.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Quite an event.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I remember because that's when I met Robin Show, who
played lu Kang in the Mortal Kombat movie original, right,
and he was there. They had a batmobile there, But
I never saw the woman pooping herself.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
She was their most days. I'd much rather meet her
than lu Kang.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Be honest, I mean, she has more longevity.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, but anyway, that's uh that's what legend.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
And here again, what a thing to look forward to
when you're old and you're just I mean, are you
oblivious to it at that point?

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Because I think it's you fart and walk, You fart
and walk. And then at what point.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Control feels intentional, that feels like exactly, I don't know.
She probably her bait and tackle shop when a business
because Wally World came in with Luke Yeah, and she
dropped a dump.

Speaker 18 (26:05):
Good morning guys, weld rob so about the poop story.
I remember being a kid and I was in line
of McDonald's and these two homeless, drunk looking dudes come
in and they're arguing, and I finally hear what they're
arguing about, and the.

Speaker 19 (26:20):
Dudes like, bro, you crapped your pants, get out of line.
And I look at the other dude and he looked
like a kid with the diaper, like, oh, it was bulgy, disgusting.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Even when you see a kid like where you're gonna
have to change it. And there's a knuckleball and that's.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
What it is.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
It's not okay, dirty old knuckleball.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Just like that's gonna be so uncomfortable, Like how are
you just fine? Carrying around a deuce in your.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I mean, you have to be hammered.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
I bet these dudes were drinking listerine, you know, like
they were all the way deep and when you're just
pooping and eating rons.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, I have another edition of While People Are Dicks
for you. It's a related story. But I'm wondering if
this is just too much.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Well, you got to keep it all.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
This is just too much doo doo talk. I think
this is the day.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Well, and at least we can't bring it up later
and then it's a do doo day.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
This is just a do doo I guess so, Oh
my god, I'm.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Trying to get it all over with.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Just do it. I'll rip the bandit off.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
The police are searching for a repeat porch pooper, which
brings us to our segments. Wow, people are dicks. What
the hell is going on in the world. I just
don't know, my friends, but the notorious porch pooper in
Louisville has struck six times. Oh wow, including twice over

(27:49):
Labor Day.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
So it's is deliberate on certain people.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
It sounds like it's just like the same the same house.
Despite efforts by the homeowner that's tomusing hat, litter and
loud speakers. The pooper has returned, leaving his mark and
fling quickly, they say. The helm owner, who remains anonymous,
is baffled by the repeat offenses.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
So they don't know who it is.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
They don't know who it is. I don't know why
it's happening. Just someone's been coming and pooping on their porch.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Might be time to invest in a ring video doorbell, you.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Know what it could be though, honestly, remember it's a
pooper cut on tape. They were like pooping in an
alley over and over and over again. And it was
because it was a runner who would have thought, you know,
she was on a run and then that's just when
it kicked in for her and she just made it
a habit of pooping in the same spot.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Yeah, but I mean, I mean, I guess, but like
change your route, Like you can't be pooping on the
same person's porch over and over again.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
There's no excuse for the behavior. But I do lean
towards especially with that alley thing. You know, they run
and they take weird supplements and pre work.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Out, you know.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, but you can't.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Like that happening one time, like, oh god, that was
a terrible accident.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
You don't make that a day like a habit.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, here's a news report. Summon it all up.

Speaker 20 (29:02):
Tuesday morning and went out to my front front porch
and noticed this what I thought was a cat poop.

Speaker 21 (29:07):
The homeowner, who wishes to remain anonymous, but who will
refer to as Jim, then checked his doorbell camera and
realized it was no cat at.

Speaker 20 (29:15):
All, and it turned out to be a person. And
not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on
our welcome.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Out what's even more welcome home people.

Speaker 21 (29:26):
Yeah, next to night, Jim got an alert on his
phone and tried to confront him, but the man was
already gone.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Wow, yeah, that's deliberate man.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, that's a guy who's had it's.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
A motion sprinkler.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
They have those that, you know, like if you're on water,
they'll keep the ducks away or the geese. Yeah, so
just every time he gets closed, it's all yeah, it's
a little rain bird right right to the.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Channels going on with people? Man, what's going on? If
you got some tummy issues to stay at home? Well,
I mean, if you pete on the.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Man, this is beyond your tummy problems.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
And you're just talking about in general, like you're in
there on an airplane.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
You know, like if you think that you got to
poop on your run, maybe you should just not run.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
But this person like squeezing out cat turds. You guys
know what a cat turd looks like. This person is pushing,
like trying to get a little squeaker out, So that's deliberate.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
It's deliberate. And then you walk to the welcome at
with a doorbell cam in your face.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Yeah, I mean, you're intense. That's not a cool incident.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I don't want to know you what is going on here?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
I wonder what the beef is? You know, it's got
to be something, right, I'm guessing I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
But I'm gonna throw up.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Coming up in a few minutes, we're going to play
the Rotten Tomatoes game. We got slipnot tickets where you hang.

Speaker 11 (30:39):
On now screw sports.

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Speaker 4 (30:50):
Here's Drew Well, the men's soccer team in Norway received
a visit from the country's anti doping agency. They meant business.
They had a list of names. They want a drug test,
They want these things figured out. And as they read
through those names, there was a bit of a problem.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Two of them were dead. Oh.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
One died in nineteen eighty three, Oh god, the other
in nineteen sixty two. The Anti doping agency basically made
the mistake of looking up the top at the top
goal scorers for the team in history, not in current times.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
So that is the other thing that sucks.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
If you score goals, if you make your team win,
you're the one who gets the drug test, because you've
got to be using pds if you have any talent. Right, Well,
the two dead guys are not coming back for this one.
Nobody's gonna go and do a bone marrow on their
dead skeleton. This was a mistake, they said, it was
a mistake.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
We'll admit it, and we can laugh here in the office.
While everyone's laughing at you might as well join them.
Pretty ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Tonight it is Kansas City Chiefs against the Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
It all goes down.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
At five twenty tonight on Peacock and NBC, So either
the app or the channel will work.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
It's in Kansas City.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Casey's favored by three, and Patrick Mahm, superstar quarterback, had
this to say.

Speaker 22 (32:13):
I mean, we're playing the best of the best, I mean,
week one, so we're gonna see where we're at. We're
gonna go out there and play our best football early
in the season. But all we can do is go
out there and be our best. I mean, it's gonna
take that in order to get the win, and we're
going to learn from our mistakes and make adjustments on
the sideline and go out there and find a way
to beat a really good football team.

Speaker 15 (32:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
I don't know if you remember what happened last year
their first game of the season, but they got womped
by the Lions.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Lions so their favorite by three tonight, Laura, So in
an hour we'll pick the winner.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
But I'm torn.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Both teams pretty dominant, but the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Be the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
There's the sports Thank you Mitch coming up next slip
Knot tickets. We're gonna play the Rotten Tomatoes game for
your chance to win. We're gonna give you a couple
of movies. You just have to tell us which movies
rated higher tomatoes. You need to be collared ten right
now eight six six four four five one oh five nine.
That's eight six six four four five one oh five nine.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
We will play that right after outside. That'd be Thursday.
It's Portland's Rock Station one of five nine the Brew.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Here you banner Drew Laura.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
All right, trash band, it's the Rise of the Raccoon
is coming up September twenty eighth. We're gonna be hopefully,
hopefully meeting a bunch of listeners down at Saint John's Park.
I guess it's Cathedral Park in Saint John's that's right,
and we'll start there. That park's not too bad, but
the surrounding area is a pretty messy. There's that school
storm Breaker brewings right there, and so we're just gonna go.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Clean up that that neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, clean up them parts.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
And you know it's storm Breaker is a good friend
of ours, so their area should be clean.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
That's right. If you want to join us for trash band,
It's Rise of the Raccoon, just go to one.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Of five nine in the brew dot com. Everyone who
shows up. It's gonna have a chance at tickets to
see Breaking Binge and Stained. And I heard a little
rumor that that we might have some food out there.
Whoa still wedding confirmation on that, But that sounds like
you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Get fed snacks snacks.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
From ten to noon. That's Saturday, September twenty eighth.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Come on out to a cathedral park in Saint John's
for trash bandits.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
You know they say you do nice things, and nice
things happen to.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
You, right, it's a good karma for the day, it
really is.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
You're trying to just, you know, do something nice, trying
to teach your kids.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
A little something something coming off the trash bandits all
the fine brun dot com. It's now time to play
our game, the Rotten Tomatoes game.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Hey, I like this game.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I love this game.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Louder for the people in the back.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
This is a very simple game, or at least it
sounds simple. We're gonna read off some movie titles. You
just have to tell us which title is rated higher
un Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
I gotta say yesterday that rat of two wee bomb
for the kills got.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I mean to would anybody I mean, I love.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Verrattitude actually, but to think that it would beat out
Shrek the Original.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
And that Shrek had like twelve movies or something, there's
a lot of Shreks.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I feel like it changed cartoon movies forever.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, but that and Toy Story are the two he
had like a ninety six percent, I.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Think, yeah, And it's a good story, it's emotional.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Well today there's another movie, a couple of movies that
are like that.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
That's gonna might you know, throw you for a.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Spinning your mom balls.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
But we'll see how the contestant does.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Let's go to Tim, who's calling from southeast Portland.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Good morning Tim, Hey, good morning Tim. What's the last
movie you watched?

Speaker 16 (35:40):
I believe it was Two or Two Guns? The Western?
Really good?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Okay, Well two Guns like the title.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I like old school westerns.

Speaker 16 (35:48):
Yeah, you should check it out. Yeah, who ad box?
It was a good movie.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Who was in that red box?

Speaker 16 (35:54):
Tom Darrenger, he was in it. And there's a Casper
van Dean.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I believe this is some old names. Well it was you.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
What year did this come out?

Speaker 22 (36:04):
I think it came out in one Okay, Okay, I
thought it was like like an old Wes.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah, well you haven't been to your red Box in
a while because I don't think they are a thing any.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
You can go ahead and keep it.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, I mean you're good, dude. They shut down.

Speaker 16 (36:18):
Yeah, yeah, I know it's kind of a bummer.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I like, I think it's your fault.

Speaker 23 (36:23):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
You didn't return that movie.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Exactly, put them on the ropes, and here we are,
all right.

Speaker 16 (36:28):
It made money out of me. It always I would
always return them a little late. So that.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Was the business model. They appreciated that.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Well, I'm gonna read off some movie titles here. You
just got to tell us which ones rated higher on
Rotten Tomatoes. You got to get at least three out
of five to win. Are you ready, Tim?

Speaker 16 (36:45):
I am ready?

Speaker 9 (36:46):
All right.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Keep in mind that if you don't win, you have
to listen to us.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Give your slipknot tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing.

Speaker 16 (36:53):
Yeah, like that poor Soul yesterday.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah for him, it's not good. Tim. Which movie is
rated high? Dune or Mad Max.

Speaker 16 (37:05):
I'm gonna say Mad Max is?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Mad Max rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes. Mad Max is
a ninety percent. Dune has an eighty three percent.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Okay, pretty quality.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Which movies rated higher on Tomatoes?

Speaker 16 (37:20):
Tim?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
The Little Mermaid or Aladdin?

Speaker 5 (37:26):
I believe these are the originals, Yes, all of these.

Speaker 16 (37:30):
I want to go with Little Mermaid.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Is Little Mermaid rated higher than Aladdin?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
It's my jam no surprising, rightfully so, Aladdin's got a
ninety five percent.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Little Mermaids got a ninety one percent preferred. I'm team Aladdin, man,
My wife.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Is team Aladdin. I'm team Little Mermaid. It's an age
old fight.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Uh one and one? One and one?

Speaker 8 (37:53):
Tim?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Which movies rated higher? Psycho or The Shining.

Speaker 16 (38:00):
Ooh, I'm gonna go with the Shining.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Is The Shining rated higher? I think so?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Sorry, Psycho is on the top shelf.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Shining has got an eighty three percent. Psycho has a
ninety seven percent.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Ittimto, that's rare air up there at ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, Tim, you got one more wrong. You have to
listen to us, give your slip, not tickets away. Tell
us which movie is rated higher? It's a Wonderful Life
or Miracle on thirty fourth Street.

Speaker 16 (38:33):
Oh, it's a wonderful life.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Is It's a Wonderful Life rated higher? I'm sorry. Miracle
on thirty fourth Street has a ninety six percent.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Pretty good.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
It's a wonderful life as a ninety four talk about good.

Speaker 23 (38:53):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Sure, I'm team it's a wonderful life.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Oh man.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
That means, dude, you got to listen to us. Give
your tickets away, yeah, slipnot. Tickets are now going to
David in Vancouver. Good morning, David.

Speaker 15 (39:06):
Hey, good good morning brew crew.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
But bro, you're going to slip out on Sunday night.

Speaker 15 (39:12):
I'm super stoked.

Speaker 16 (39:13):
I'm sorry, Tim, but I'm You're welcome.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
Man.

Speaker 16 (39:18):
I'm happy to tell you, David.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Here, David, we'll give you.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
We'll just give David like like a freebie, well, a
talent check, a talent check. Go, yeah, all right, David.
Which movie is rated higher? Ferris Buehler's Day Off?

Speaker 11 (39:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Or Office Space?

Speaker 15 (39:32):
Oh man, Ferris Buehler's Day Off or Office Space?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Which is rated higher?

Speaker 15 (39:38):
It's cruel, man, I'm gonna have to say, uh, I
want to say office Space, but I feel like it's
Ferris's f Bueler's day off.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
It is fairis Bueller's day Off? I wanted to be
Farris so bad.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
That's got an eighty three percent. Office Space coming and
close at eighty one percent.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
So it was like this kid skips cool every day.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
He was living the life.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
We're cool, He's got this pretty girlfriend. Everything.

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and we will have another pair of tickets to go
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Speaker 22 (40:16):
Story.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
It's now time for our new segment, The Big Story,
where we go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I guess I could go first, all right, uh, and
I guess uh.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
The world is producing fifty seven million tons of plastic
pollution every single year.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
I always wonder about that, you know, like, just as
one person, you create so much smarage guard.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
I'm when I'm taking stuff to the curb. It's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
That's enough plastic pollution to fill New York City's Central
Park with that pile that would reach as high as
the Empire State Building. Apparently, according to so, it's as
big as Central Park and as high as the Empire
State Building.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
That's not shame on us, how do we.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
That's according to a study from the Wednesday's edition of Nature.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Now, when you say plastic pollution. Is that not recycled
behavior because even some of our recycling, we think it's recycled,
but then it's just thrown away.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, I'm not I'm not sure exactly what they're like
the breakdown, it's probably it's all of it.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
You helped to curb that, you know, Like I try
to go and I go to this place called the
refillery where I'll just like go and get stuff in
bulk that doesn't have like plastic pack, laundry detergents, like
the laundry detergent, other types of soaps.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
And I bet that places like bo though it does.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Not true leading, but I mean, what else do you do?

Speaker 11 (41:37):
You know?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Leading the world in plastic pollution is India, which generates
more than ten point two million tons each year.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
And India is a tale of two lifestyles, right, there's
the rich and then there is the knot. And I'm
guessing the knot has plastic all over their land, yeah,
and in the rivers and yeah, drinking water.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
There's so much garbage, you know, like after Christmas, you
just have a mountain of trash from toys.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
And just like look at it and you're like you
feel sad.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Oh, Christmas morning, because it's a box on box on
box on box. Even if you get say you get
a Barbie Corbett Corvette and one Barbie, there's an outer
box and then there's a plastic sheet box and then
there is the inside box that they tie them to,
so three boxes for about and then twelve inches of
plasts all of those ties and then the wrapping paper

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straight right in the garbage.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
And I just think, like, that's something We've got to
do something. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I'm not like a crazy tree hugger, but I feel
like these companies do need to be lighter on pack,
you know, like monitored and regulated and how much garbage
they're passed.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
And at Christmas it's even worse because they make those
boxes to make it look like you're getting something big.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I mean, there's so much trash.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
We have a patch out in the Pacific Japan, but
built an airport on it.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
There's so much garbage. They built an airport on.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Trash, which is very creative. I think it's sinking though,
so it is well, garbage is as good as it
was a.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Good thought anyway.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
I think the big story is that TriMet is helping
people deal with the extreme heat. Today from ten am
to ten pm, passengers can actually ride for free if
they are headed to cooling centers. Now, don't just assume
that operators know what you're doing. They say you need
to tell the drivers you're headed to a cooling center.
But you're also encouraged to stay hydrated while waiting for

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buses and trains because both Max and West trains will
run slower when temperatures get over one hundred degrees, which
we are supposed to see today. But if you need
to get to a cooling center, you can do that
for free.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Thanks to Bestrect Thanks Trymett.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
That is very cool.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
And just to piggyback that the big story for me
is this heat warning that has caused a bunch of
different things. First of all, if you have kids, check
with their schools. Make sure they haven't opted for an
early release Stakada, Park.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Rows and Colton.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
I know those three school districts will be getting out
early because they do not have air conditioning. These schools
are not built for it. Make sure you're checking it out.
Also when checking things out, just yesterday, a bundle of
wood and like debris that someone had cleaned up in
their yard spontaneously combusted in sherwood, and it wasn't as

(44:12):
hot as it is today. These dry conditions that have
continued for months on end. We've had a little rain,
but not enough. And so just keep an eye on
your stuff and the stuff around you and report any
spontaneous fires that could happen today. And this heat warning
hopefully ends tomorrow at ten pm.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Wow. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
More on those stories online at one five nine the
brew dot com. Just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 11 (44:39):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
This person had something to say, but it didn't It
didn't work out very well.

Speaker 9 (44:47):
Hi guys, I've been listening to you played the Rotten
Tomatoes game from.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
What I don't know what the hell happened. The phone
just gave out to pay your bill.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I think maybe it.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Was a complaint and the talk back just did not
want to hear it.

Speaker 8 (45:05):
You start talking that smack, you will get zapp.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Yeah, it comes right out of nowhere. It's like a
Tesla Tesla coil.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
You can send us a talk back anytime. Download the
iHeartRadio app for your cell phone, it's free. I am
really excited to see this new Beetlejuice movie. Man, Beetlejuice,
Beetle Juice.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
Yeah, dude. I stumbled onto a display of Fanta Beetlejuice
Fanta sodas, and I tried the Apple one and it
was the worst thing I've ever taken.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, whenever you get something that's a promotional a.

Speaker 8 (45:32):
Terrible soda.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, anytime like a brewery says, hey, do you guys
want to name a beer after your show?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
And I'm like, how bad is this thing? Or you
just don't care what it's name.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Yeah, but now Beetlejuice is supposed to the studio says
it could make a hundred million dollars straight out.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I'm sure it will.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Still, I hear it's like really on par with the
first one, and it's.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
A great movie, you know, like Tim Burton.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I guess Michael Keaton is only in it for like
seventeen or eighteen minutes, which is just about about the
same amount of time.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
As the first.

Speaker 24 (46:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:02):
He insisted on that.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, that's what I saw last night. He was like,
let's you know, let's not if it's a sequel.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I can't be in it more right, you know that great,
You're like pay me ful, but let's hold it back.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
And all the special effects are old school.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
I mean I'm looking, I'm thinking four minutes, Max, I
can't think of four minutes to Beetle Juice.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Plenty well, because I think it is best served in
little dollops.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
It was not just like forty five minutes Beatles.

Speaker 8 (46:25):
I love the novelty of sitting down and negotiating your
workload and you go like.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I just think it should be less. There should be
there should be all the money, but it could good balance,
like not too much and not too little. The very
first Godzilla reboot in twenty fourteen with Brian Cranston, like,
the Godzilla is in it like five minutes or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
And it should be that way.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
It's the build up and it's I felt like he
was in It's a little light for little light, but
they fixed it in the reck the rest of the
Godzilla movies. But yeah, I just feel like there's a
good balance, and I feel like eighteen minutes it's good.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
It's gonna be good. It'll a beat.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
The movie looks good too, like the way it physically
looks it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Check out the trailer.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
If you haven't seen Beetlejuice, Beetle Juice yet comes out today,
I guess you can go see it starting today.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Are they prepping for a beetlejuice beetle juice beetle.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Juice you would imagine? So, yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
That's but that's the whole thing. That'll be the muck. Yeah,
eighteen more minutes of beat one of five nine.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Do com if youre wann to check it out?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
All right, we have to get to the bottom of this,
the case of the stolen Bacon and Beer paddle. We
have to get to the bottom of it. So I
don't know if you remember we have bacon beer what
like two weeks ago?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Now, yeah about that.

Speaker 8 (47:30):
I haven't slept a wink since.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
And beef water was, you know, principal beef right, the
principal threadible look, And he carried around this giant paddle
and paddled a bunch of people like Sean britt.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
He wasn't messing around. He did not hold back.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
But at the end of Bacon and Beer someone actually
stole the paddle in case.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
He was really.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Frustrated because he wanted to keep it and make it
like a souvenir.

Speaker 14 (47:52):
Was going to be an awesome piece of office decor
because he has a memorabilia area in his office which
it would have fit well right there on the wall.
And I went back as we were starting to break
stuff down, and lo and behold the paddles gone.

Speaker 8 (48:04):
And I was immediately blood boiling mad. And then I
laughed and went like, I love that somebody liked it
so much that they needed to take it.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
And I gotta say, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
I mean, if do you think you think the amount
of people who were there drinking, I'm sure somebody just
saw it and was like, you.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Got a thing.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
It was a crazy party. People were drinking, shoving, begging
in their mouths. It's your fault for leaving it there.

Speaker 8 (48:24):
Well, all of this is true. I'm not denying that.
I'm just saying that it was my property, and when
I go to retrieve my property, the fact that it's gone,
I have a right to be upset.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Kicking people kicking a total pass.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
It's like, yeah, well I did go to the car
and someone took a speaker. Well, we're not yours is yours?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
We're not giving them a total pass, because that's the
whole point of the segment. We are putting somebody on
blast this morning because I think we found out who.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Yeah, but I don't. So here's the tricky thing is
the email I got from said person on hold was
that I've got the information for you and so give
me a call. And like so, I think maybe he's
just a witness. I'm not just going to jump to conclude.
Maybe he's the guy that there boat again.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
And the mission of guild is one way back to center.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Let's go to Michael, who I think is uh who
we called biker Pinocchio.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
Good morning motorcycle Mike.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yeah, you were like a vest like back bikerlab.

Speaker 25 (49:22):
Biker.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Yeah, what's the what's the Pinocchio about?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
What's in any wear? Like a vest?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
He got it? Does he have a big nose?

Speaker 8 (49:30):
Guy's got good information?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Whoever's got a vestet Geppetto, he's like biker Geppetto.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
There he is now he's feeling better about wire.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
That checks it.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Geppetto brought a big nose, liar, whatever, he's a big biker.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
You have to drop a truth bomb on you, and
you're calling me pinocchio pro.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
And he's been to a lot of Hey, well you
get what you get. You've been to a lot of
our baking beers. How many bacon and beers have you been.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
To, Mike?

Speaker 25 (49:55):
I think that was my twenty fourth, twenty.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Fourth bacon and beer. He's only done that.

Speaker 25 (50:00):
The very first, very first one at uh heavy metal Brewery.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
That wasn't the very first one. The very first time
was at your first one.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Yeah, that was the very The very first one was
at Gators and I was by myself and then the whole.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Morning nobody showed up.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Literally, But yeah, So you were at bacon a beer
two weeks ago at mcminnimon's Grand Lodge and Forest Grove
was awesome.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
And you say you saw someone steal the paddle.

Speaker 25 (50:26):
No, I got a text message from one of the
guys that I know that was there, and he's all, oh,
I took it, And I'm like, you took what? I
didn't even know you guys were talking about it, and
then he tells me I took the paddle.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
So one of your friends.

Speaker 25 (50:40):
Now I'm in trouble.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
So one of your friends took the paddle? Is you
your group?

Speaker 26 (50:44):
No, he didn't go with me.

Speaker 25 (50:46):
We had to run. He was there.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I picked up his phone after four drinks.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
That's the only reason I have his number. Are you
driving a forkliff right now?

Speaker 7 (50:54):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
What is that noise?

Speaker 25 (50:56):
No, it's a big truck backing up at the at
the job site.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Okay, okay, does have a job.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
I guess yes, some people work.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Well, so he told you. What did you say when
he said, hey, I took the paddle?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
What'd you say? Like, Hey man, that's not cool. That's
their problem.

Speaker 23 (51:11):
Why did you take the paddle? Well, they're blaming you.

Speaker 15 (51:14):
Right now for it.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I don't remember to return that.

Speaker 25 (51:18):
I'm not gonna I'm not going down for this.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
Well, I hope whoever took it likes the smell of
Sean Britz burnt skin, because all over it.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Who's who stole the paddle?

Speaker 25 (51:28):
Yeah, just tell us he's lit me right now.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I know he's ambiguous.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Who stole the paddle?

Speaker 23 (51:37):
Name Jason?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Jason? Jason? What I want?

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Full minute? Jason?

Speaker 25 (51:42):
Isn't that I don't know his last name?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Isn't Jason the guy with the brain surgery?

Speaker 25 (51:48):
No, he had the h He was a Pittsburgh Steeler,
Jersey whereof.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
He was a Steeler fan.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
I remember that guy now, I remember, so all right,
how are we going to this back?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Because case he wants his property.

Speaker 25 (52:03):
He said that he was going to bring it or
give it to me, and I could bring it.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Bring it a way he's going to bring it himself.
Whenever someone steals your bike, why don't.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
You just let him give it to the cops because
that's who's coming. Purgh, Jersey.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I feel like that guy needs three licks, but be flatter.
Doesn't really matter. Think if it's a fan, I guess
he wanted a souvenir about that.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
It's about the principle.

Speaker 8 (52:27):
Yeah, dude, I'm checking.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Do you even want it back at this point?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
He of course he does. He's sniffing paddle in that
office all afternoon.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
So I'm disappointed. He could have He could have asked
me for it politely and I probably would have handed
it to him. So thievery, I don't respect And you
can tell him that when you guys are having dinner tonight.
I don't appreciate it.

Speaker 23 (52:49):
Probably I don't hang out with him.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Why don't you and talk directly to him before you?

Speaker 23 (52:55):
Probably every year, every.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
Jason, So help me, God, I'm gonna paddle you.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Blue him, all right, all right, stuff defending yourself, you
look more guilty exactly.

Speaker 23 (53:07):
Oh, one of our other buddies.

Speaker 25 (53:08):
One of our other buddies passed away and I was
last seen him.

Speaker 8 (53:15):
All right, I'm on my way right now. I'm taking
I'm taking a half a day off. Let me talk,
and I'm going. I'm going from here to Dick's Sporting Goods.
I'm getting two baseball gloves, not Mitch to kind of
help you grip, and I'm swinging until literally the cows
come home.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
I think I don't think that's a good idea, Beef.
I think you catch more flies with honey than.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
Flies with a heavy swinging paddle. That's what you catch him.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
With, all right, So you're just gonna let the guy keep.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
It or what?

Speaker 7 (53:46):
Well?

Speaker 26 (53:46):
I have?

Speaker 8 (53:47):
No I have. He's just Jason. And I'm gonna go
out and on a hunt for every Jason in a
Pittsburgh Steelers jersey today and I hope that I find it.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Jason, we expect you to at least chime in.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
I'm going to the courthouse and I'm talking to everybody
and raiders and or there. It's full of the all
day long.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's now in the balls, now in your court, Jason,
either return the item or face the consequences.

Speaker 8 (54:10):
And all seriousness. Jason, I appreciate that you loved it
so much that.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
You had to have in a side note you petto
you get ahold of that guy and you tell him
just what he said.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
What he said, Thank you.

Speaker 8 (54:20):
For being an accomplished to my crime.

Speaker 25 (54:23):
He said, I did ask beef water for it.

Speaker 8 (54:26):
Oh that's a flat out lot.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
He's saying, flat out lot.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
Not one person said, hey, can I have your paddle?
Not one person, because you know what would have happened.
I would have paddled them.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Yeah, exactly. Are you sure you didn't need some bad
edibles and forget a meeting.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Thanks Mike. We appreciate you, bro, all right. Ye love
your face.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Thanks for the man by the way, Yeah, you can
send us hot tips anytime.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
One of five nine dot com.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
Yeah you said.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Vest. Yeah I think it was like I call.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Him biker Aladdin is what I Yeah. I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
You can't show up with that many bacon and beers
and not end up with a vest joke.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Dude, if you want to hear the clips from baconon Beer.
It's online at one of five nine in the dot com.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
It was crazy and.

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Speaker 2 (55:21):
Here's Drew hell Well on the grand scheme of things.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
The Kansas City Chiefs on paper, look like a good
bet tonight taking on the Baltimore Ravens, first game of
the NFL season on NBC and Peacock.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Now you can catch it at five.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Twenty tonight, but the Chiefs are favored by three. The
weird thing is I would take the Chiefs in this
game against just about anyone. The scariest of those are
the Baltimore Ravens. That's why they have this game planned.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
And Laura pointed out that the.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Lions beat him last year, which wasn't a fluke. The
Lions were a great team. They almost made the Super
Bowl and got that rematch. Yeah, but the Chiefs does
that happen two years in a row, because yeah, they
lost that game, but then they won the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
So that's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
I'm gonna put sixty bones everything left in my DraftKings
account from last last mistake I made on a betting pool.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Take those cheaps by three, baby, Let's go. Ma Holmes
talked about the match.

Speaker 22 (56:17):
I mean, we're playing the best of the best, I mean,
week one, so we're gonna see where we're at. We're
gonn to go out there and play our best football
early in the season. But all we can do is
go out there and be our best. I mean, it's
gonna take that in order to get the win, and
we're going to learn from our mistakes and make adjustments
on the sideline and go out there and find a
way to beat a really good football team.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Let's go Cookie Monster tonight.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
There's the sports Thank you about much more on those
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You're listening to or Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Mentioned the last segment that I'm really excited to see
Beatle Juice this weekend.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah, it's creeping.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Beetlejuice, Bean Juice.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Oh it's out now right, it comes out to I
guess yeah today.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Yeah, so I don't know what the Rotten Tomato scores
for it yet, look real quick in the meantime while
I look, this guy should a talk back message.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
In morn crew.

Speaker 27 (57:11):
I'm also pumped for the Beetlejuice movie coming out. I'm
a dork, so of course I had to try to
collect some of the popcorn buckets and some of the cups.
Luckily found that cool sandworm one. It's not one of
the weird ones you've seen for like Dune and Wolverine.
Looks like it could be a sexual apparatus. Gonna be
a super fun time. Hope you guys have a good day.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Yeah, I'm excited. Looks like Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. The new one's
got a seventy eight percent.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
It's not terrible nostalgia though. That's what's gonna haul the mail,
That's what's gonna drive the numbers.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Do you think you can get to a.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Hundie No, no, no, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Being a little bold on their projection.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
The audience score will probably be higher, But I don't
think it's I don't think it'll get to a hundred,
but I mean a hundred million dollars in the first
weekend is Oh.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Do you think a hundred million dollars?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Yeah, definitely not getting to one hundred on the meter.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah, yeah, I think it'll.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
I think it'll reach one hundred million for sure, because
that's what they're basically going to consider it a fail
if it doesn't. I don't know how much money you
had to give the key.

Speaker 8 (58:08):
Yeah, I'm sure that was a hefty one to make.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Yeah, I mean that's especially with practical effects.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
I've been working on it for like nineteen years.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah, I don't I don't know how much it'll make
an opening weekend, but I would assume it'd make that.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
But uh, very possible.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
It'll get my money. Nice, it'll get my money.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
I don't know about those popcorn buckets, so everyone's loving
those popcorn buckets.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
I don't get. I mean, maybe it's just lost on me,
like why it's such a big deal.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
I don't know. I think collectors like to collect.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
So if you if you get in on it and
buy one for twenty nine ninety nine or whatever, who knows,
maybe a few years down the road, you'll be able
to sell it.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
For more wolf like the big Wolverine mouth. You're gonna
tell me that's not gonna go for fifty bucks in
a couple of years.

Speaker 8 (58:48):
Yeah, fifty, I think you're gonna get into the couple
hundreds maybe.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yeah, collector's items.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Maybe I will buy one of those stupid popcorn buckets.

Speaker 22 (58:54):
Maybe.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
I think you got to get in early, though, like
you gotta go on like opening night, because they sell
out pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I remember seeing the Ghostbusters one and I think it
was excuse me, I think it was like a ghost trap,
like the old school ghost Yeah. That's cool, and I
wish I bought it now I think about it.

Speaker 8 (59:10):
But I just saw a video the other day of
one coming out for Batman, and it was like the
spotlight and you could pull the shield up and drop
it down and create the bat image.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
It's just really involved, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
They're like, we're gonna make it a better experience just
by having more things for you to purchase. Threat Yeah yeah, okay,
popcorn is already forty bucks?

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Is popcorn? The popcorn Bucket's gonna save movie theaters?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Yeah, it's gonna.

Speaker 8 (59:35):
It's like a power wheels for adults and pop the hood.

Speaker 6 (59:39):
Were we just talking about plastic waste, not that long ago.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Giant plastic buckets.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
All you gotta do is drink out of one paper
straw and you'll overlook that.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Yeah, save the turtles.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
I see the trailer at one five nine the brew
dot Com.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
All right, and also in the last segment, we were
talking about the missing paddle. So yeah, at Bacon and
Beer at mcminimum's Grand Lodge just two weeks ago, beef
water was was principal beef Water was carrying around a
paddle paddling people. Someone stole it, and beef water was
originally like pretty hot. He's chilled out about it now
because he thinks he's kind of funny.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
I can still see the sweat on.

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
His restless nights at the beef House.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
But this guy on the phone apparently is the one
who stole it. Is that who you are?

Speaker 23 (01:00:24):
I said, I'm calling for principal beef water. This is
Jason in the Steelers Jersey.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
Jason in the Steelers Jersey, the man who stole your paddle?
What's going on, Sticky Fiers?

Speaker 23 (01:00:35):
No, I asked, to himpo it. I asked him just
before I left, Hey, Beefwater, cannot hard this?

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
And he said, yes, I remember not a second of that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Wow.

Speaker 23 (01:00:45):
And you're you're you're standing the right back the table.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
You're one hundred percent sure you said, Beefwater, may I
have this paddle?

Speaker 23 (01:00:52):
I said, principal, beef water.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Okay, well he even gave you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Do you think that you might have been because that
is at the time where we're packing, I'm going on,
you think it was a fleeting comment that slipped.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Principles are old and forgetful.

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
For sure, if he came to me and said, hey,
can I have your paddle? I feel like I would
remember giving that to you, and it would have been
like a special moment between the I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Bet I bet you know he said he said, hey, Beef,
can I have this? And Beef didn't even really acknowledge
what he said.

Speaker 23 (01:01:20):
And you even asked me what I was going to
use it for? And I say, just spank my girlfriend.

Speaker 8 (01:01:27):
Okay, now here I'm now. I think you moved back
into them, making this whole thing up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
The question is, did you did you spank your girlfriend
with that paddle?

Speaker 28 (01:01:37):
I did?

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Wow, and so think about this paddle for a second.
He made this really quick. He used zero sandpaper.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Like this thing is the most rigid edges.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
In the history of picking the splinters out of her
ass ever since.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Oh yeah, she's definitely got a little sawdust in the crack.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
All right, dude, So.

Speaker 23 (01:01:58):
You're gonna let him have it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Because clearly it's been defiled.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
Yes, I mean, I'm sure. I just hope that you
took it to her. I wanted to look like she
walked through a bee hot.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Oh my god, Jesus, we're trying to get a paddle
back and you want a video.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
I don't want the paddle back.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Why do you ask if you can like sit in
the chair across the way go that far?

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
No, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
In true point is is your ruin the whole thing?
I hope it was worthwhile? Is where I was going.
I hope you really cashed the check versus just like,
oh hey, look what I did. I committed a crime today.
Let's have fun.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
What he really means his blister, that bad boy, Jason Will.

Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
I hope you enjoy the paddle.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
And your wife does more.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
And uh, you know, next time, maybe be a little
more clear about it.

Speaker 23 (01:02:40):
Not a problem, and thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
All right, all right, Jason? Was that was that your
first bacon and beer?

Speaker 22 (01:02:44):
Brother?

Speaker 23 (01:02:46):
That was my first beer?

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Okay, next time he'll take a whole tote.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Well, we're gonna have another baking and beer coming up.
I don't I won't say win, but it's soon and
we're gonna announce it soon.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
And we hope to see you there too.

Speaker 8 (01:02:57):
We do hope to see you there and listen and
I will bring you no I want that paddle on
display in your household somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Right above the fireplanes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
All right too, brother, mystery solved. We got to the
bottom of the paddle. Yeah, alright, I bet you, he asked.
He says, he's said principal before he was very.

Speaker 8 (01:03:19):
He's probably holding up a banner.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Can I have this and the inside?

Speaker 8 (01:03:25):
What's the problem?

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Well, there you go. We've got to the bottom of
the mystery, and all is right in the world.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
All right. And I love that he liked it enough
that he wanted to take it home, so uh, court
weber job will doe.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Just yeah, let him keep it because you don't want that. Yeah,
I mean, afterwards, been if you steal from us.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
The gum shoes will get to the bottom of it.
We solved that case in under an.

Speaker 8 (01:03:47):
Hour, thanks again to your to the accomplished motorcycle Mike too.
By the way, there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yeah, cross biker Geppetto, I believed him out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Well there it is all right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
More on that one of five nine the dot Common again.
If you want to hear Bacon and Beer from two
weeks ago, that that podcast is still online as well.

Speaker 11 (01:04:06):
Hang on here, you Drew Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
One O five nine the Brew It's tannered you and Laura.
You're probably gonna see more.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Spirit Halloween superstores this year than normal.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Really, Wow, Apparently they're gonna open a record number of
locations this fall. And they're gonna yeah, I mean they
pop up in like an old like an abandoned bed
bathroom beyond or something.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Yeah, but yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Guess it's always a dilapidated building with the cool step inside.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
They're gonna have a record one twenty five locations across
the US and Canada this year.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
I saw that, I think US Bank in the Pink
Building downtown Portland. They're moving out and somebody and it's
like two hundred and twenty two thousand square feet of
space they're taking up or something.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
And as somebody has.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Already made the joke that is Spirit Halloween, it's going
to be moving in in its place, which I mean
it probably won't, but that would be kind of great. Yea.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Why is it though, that by O Spirit Halloween Express
or something? Why is it that October twenty second and beyond?
It looks like there's been a drug rate in there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
Yeah, well you know what I mean, it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
Is flipped because that's what you get for procrastinating.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Like if they if it's going to take more stores
for more inventory. I feel like we always fall short
on Halloween costumes at the end of everyone's going where
do I get them?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
So that's a shortage.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
Yeah we're spirit yeah, but I mean they do still
have costumes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
It's just nothing that you actually want to dress.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Yeah, you know, it's like if you want to go
get a pair of black angel wings, yeah, hot, pair
of devil horns.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Fat as soon as you leave the house. Yeah, wing's
gonna fall off, but hey, they've got it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
I still think we should all be the Stanley mugs.
I mean, you can't use your arms, but it's gonna
be great, speaking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Of a building like businesses that get shut down. The
old Costco and Salem.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Have you seen what's happening to it?

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
No, are they turning it into like an Amazon, no distributions.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Look, so they're turning it into like a go kart
arcade place.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
So I followed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
I came, remember the construction company, but I follow the
construction company that's been building it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
On the inside, Dude, it looks rad.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
They've built a go kart track and it goes up
like it's cool, double deck car.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Yeah, interesting, multi layer.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Then they have arcades there that they've been painting murals
on the walls. He's just been showing the progress. So
the Costco and Salem, I'm not sure the location, so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
It must be I'm guessing because Costco doesn't ever close
that they built a new location and this you've got
these giant places. Probably what are you gonna do with
the other than something like that? And eventually we'll get
a bunch of places like that where a Walmart's out
dated and it turns into Jim's go carts.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
Gym's go carts, the best go carts in town.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
I'm not sure if it's going to be called a Wonderland.
I thought I thought I read it was gonna be
called a Wonderland, not with a U.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
It better not because they're gonna owe somebody some royalties.
There's one guy's hey, I bought that up.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
It's a Wonderland arcade and go and Go KRT place,
So it's actual Wonderland. Wonderland Arcade, go Kart Track and
Laser Tag Arena is coming to the location of tintin
Hawthorn Avenue.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Man talk about making some I mean think about it.
You're our age are grown.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Now and now you have the money to open a
massive wonderland. Is that a kid's dream come true from
nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Or like it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Yeah, dude, it looks rat on the inside from what
I've seen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I don't think it's open yet, but everything and I'm
seeing it looks pretty rad.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Bacon and beerd dude, go carts and games and oh
my god.

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
Wild except like we want people to hang out and
listen to the show and not just go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
That's a good point. Yeah, I get drunk drive go
carts probably isn't what they want us to do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Yeah, I would just drive him early yeah, but and
I already have Casey's costume.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
You know the guy with the little coin thing on
his hip? Oh yeah, remember that guy that's the beef.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Well, that's happening. We'll put some information online at one
oh five nine in the brew dot com. If you
know anything else about it that we don't know, please
shoot just a talk back message or a text message.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Our lazy Boy text line is nine eight seven.

Speaker 11 (01:08:03):
You're Drew and Laura Dinner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
A few minutes ago, you were talking about this new
go Kart place in Arcade Place.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
It's going to open up in Salem in the old
Costco building. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
We did a little more research and we found out that, Uh,
for one, I couldn't remember the name of the construction
company that's building it. Yeah, and then I didn't know
that it's a separate They're all separate businesses that are
going to go inside that thing, right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
It's what it seems like. And I think dal Key
Constructions the one building I got to talk about. Okay,
go ahead, finished on that. I'm basically ruined a funk call.

Speaker 29 (01:08:39):
Good morning, ohoy, Jason returned the paddle. Dude, come on steeper,
fans aren't like that, and you're making us look bad.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
It was a Steelers fan.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
I didn't know that Steelers fans aren't like that. Yes
you are.

Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
I thought he said, do you say Steelers fans are
super fans steel I thought he said super fans at first,
but Steeler.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
I think he's said Steelers fan because I think he
says it again later. Don't they have a jail?

Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
Or?

Speaker 26 (01:09:04):
Is that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Not to say they aren't funneling him right into a
paddy wagon?

Speaker 29 (01:09:09):
Super fans aren't like that, and you're making us look bad,
which isn't which isn't a good thing. All stupid fans
aren't like it. Return it, bro, don't curse our season.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
There is Jason you've heard it from to if he
wants to paddle.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
It does have a double meaning though, because you know
he is a super fan of the show and this
other guy shows up and steel stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
It doesn't look good.

Speaker 8 (01:09:28):
It is not a good look. It's a big misunderstanding
and uh figment of one man.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Whatever you think it's yours, he's yours. Yeah, I think
he did. I think he's telling the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
I think yeah, I think you tuned him out like
you do in dad mode I have. I have the
same problem.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
There's a time, there comes a time I've heard enough
of you people, and you shut him down.

Speaker 16 (01:09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
I saw Cord do this one of our Valentine's Day crushes.
His daughter kept going dad, Dad, Dad Dad. I'm talking
about like thirty seconds straight. I was about to throw
her over a shrub, but like Cord tuned her out,
did pretend like she wasn't even there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Yeah, he probably didn't even hear.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
It was making me crazy, An Hearn.

Speaker 30 (01:10:06):
Yeah, I've been following that Wonderland opening of Salem. Also,
it's Dulky Construction that's doing it golf, and they look
pretty bad. They're electric go carts, and it's going to
be almost like Mario Kart. They're gonna have things on
the track you can run over to, like speed boosts
and slow you.

Speaker 17 (01:10:24):
Down and stuff like that.

Speaker 30 (01:10:25):
So it looks like it's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Well, whenever that opens up in Salem, I'm there. I
can't wait to see that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
That's going to be throwing shells like none other.

Speaker 26 (01:10:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Well, there's a lot of action that goes into that too,
because it's multi level. When you go back through their Instagram.
There's some serious steel chassis that are built under there
in order to do you don't want to drive a
go cart right off the top of it looks so
it makes me feel comfortable going up on a second floor.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
When I see that kind of welding.

Speaker 8 (01:10:50):
It looks to me like one of the go kart
tracks that you see on a cruise ship. Where you
got that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
I will put you guys in the wall when this
is ready.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
I have no deal when this place is going to open,
but apparently the old Costco and Salem is going to be.
There's gonna be like a restaurant there, a wonderland arcade,
the go kart track, and I guess some other businesses.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
So it's gonna be like a fun zone, like a big.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Giant in order to keep the Nostalli and our moms
drop us off.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Yeah right, I just want to do two three hours.

Speaker 8 (01:11:18):
Can somebody please pump in a organ grinder pizza up
in there? That would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Also, Yeah, sure there's going to be food.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Yeah, there's got to be some Yeah, I bet you
there's gonna be like a restaurant or something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
And then we'll down to try it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Sure, there you go, Yeah, well there it is. I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I don't know when that's opening, but you said that
on the way.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
It's on the way.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
They're in cost I've been following the construction company on
Instagram and they've just been posting pics. Uh dalkey Dot
Construction is their Instagram and it seems to.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Be coming along just by the videos. So it can't
be terribly long. Yeah, because the.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Track is bill it looks so rad. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
All right, all right, go check out this photo.

Speaker 8 (01:11:57):
Put it down.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
It's now time for Bee Fader Fast with Frenzy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Pizza, Pizza Tu Check Pizza, Hot Donald Donald whoa. This
is our segment we have actually done in a while
just because it hasn't worked out timing wise. But Bee
Fighter loves fast food, eats it daily.

Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
I'm still out there. I'm still out there getting my
grub off or not.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
He's eating it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:27):
It's a lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Do you have yesterday?

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
Well I had it this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
And well, I mean, like just before you get into
your review.

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
Yesterday, I didn't have anything. I had no fast.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Food in anticipation of today's dinner.

Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
Last night, I just thought and then I piled on
a fair amount of calories this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
But he's like Joey Chestnut, he has to plan for
these a bee foighter.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
What are you reviewing this week?

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
You know we're currently in the land of value meals
and bundles.

Speaker 15 (01:13:00):
Value.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Yeah, we have that died in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
We're on the comeback trail of trying to bring a
little more affordable food.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
By the way, to that point, somebody on TikTok posted
a video of McDonald's one to three dollar menu, and
there was not one item on.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
There that was a dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
It was either two seventy There was no item on
there with two dollars. It with either two seventy nine
or three bucks or more.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
So I just leave the dollar off.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Just take that off.

Speaker 8 (01:13:25):
I think the dollar is I don't think there's anybody
anywhere's got anything for a dollar right now. I think
I don't think the dollar think exists. Yeah, if there's
a dollar menu, it's nothing that is going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
They didn't get a knuckle of sauce exactly right.

Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
A hot sauce packet might get you there. So anyway,
I hit up the Carls Junior. They have their more
bang less buck menu, So they got a whole host
of things.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
All of Carl's Junior. It's like the third time you've reviewed.

Speaker 8 (01:13:52):
Well, Carl is conveniently located, for one, so right off
the freeway, I can dip in there, I can get
a burger in the more in life is good.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Right, So just know that this segment is really based
on what Casey Water Bay lives in near by.

Speaker 8 (01:14:08):
Yeah, I mean if there's a super banger, I'll make
the trip. Like, let's don't get me wrong. You heard
me sit in line forever for the raising canes, like
I'll do well.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
I think you made a good point to that kind
of went under the radars that you can get.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
A burger in the morning, Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
Which is that's the cat's pajamas for me. I would
take that over a breakfast sandwich any day of the week.
So if you offer breakfast or lunch in the morning,
you pretty much got my.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
So who else does that? Carls Jr. Jack in the Box, doesn't.

Speaker 8 (01:14:37):
Jack in the box burger.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
No, mcd's yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
Not making mcd's, but like they also stop serving breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
I feel too early.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Especially when I was in college, I'm like, no one
can eat this where they where they fall short is
where you know where Carls Junior steps in and says,
you know what we got you from here, buddy, good morning,
happy happy burgering to you.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Let's go ahead and get you doubled up, which you can.
You know, look, you got the Cali Junior, which is
one of my favorite smaller burgers.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Nothing that your day started like coffee and at a
double decker.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Burger, Yeah, and what you call him?

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
And maybe a.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Coke okay, because you know you always need.

Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
A crispy coke in the morning, right like it is, yeah,
the King. So you can get the Calli Junior, which.

Speaker 31 (01:15:19):
Is because it's it's glory speaking on drugs face, glorious
that first like three hard swigs of a perfectly balanced
fountain coke.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Yeah, I cannot one morning Christmas.

Speaker 8 (01:15:35):
Christ who cares about the clock's when.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
It hits your lips, it's just that good.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
So you got you got the Cali Junior, which is
a nice grilled onion a little like Thousand Island situation.
They got the Jalapeno burger. They got what you got
the the Guawk burger, which I had this morning. I
did the Gualwk I did the Cali Junior and then
I said, you know what, let's shoot the moon. And
I went with a sick piece Chicken Stars.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
As well, because this morning, all of that and a
small fry, you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Are my god?

Speaker 11 (01:16:07):
And died?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
How big was the Troy?

Speaker 8 (01:16:11):
They're all you know? This is your entry level birds.
That is so much full size burgers level hungry.

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
Do you remember that story we told earlier by the
guy got who got diarrhea on the delta flight that
was actually beef?

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
Hey, you missed the processes everything?

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
Did you peg everything? Were you able to crush?

Speaker 13 (01:16:32):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
What was the order?

Speaker 22 (01:16:33):
You went?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Guawk attack?

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
I went, I went Cali, I went Chicken Stars back
for the Guawk peppered. And the fries do you eat?

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
You eat your fries throughout the burgers? You save them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Some people save them at the end. And I don't
understand those fries.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
I feel like they need to be a front end,
like you need to get to them quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
I put them on the burger.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Sometimes it's such a Pittsburgh thing of you to do.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
It's it's the move. My son learned about six things
for me. One of those is putting fries on his burger.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
I thought I invented it as a kid because I
was the first kid at my school to do it,
and so I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
It was mine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Oh yeah, it's definitely wors And then I, yeah, I
grew up like I invented that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Well, it's a way to get kind of a vegetable
on your burger.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
I got a question though about the guawk burger because
I'm really particular by the way.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
I was gonna say, I'm very particular about my guak.
If it comes in any type of like container, pre
made situation, no way.

Speaker 8 (01:17:26):
So they make it in house in housemaid.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
Wow, I'm impressed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
That's impressive.

Speaker 8 (01:17:32):
That's where the more bang is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Right, there are a weary about guac on bun.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
You don't want a soggy bun. Yeah, all right, So
how many beef burgers do you give this?

Speaker 8 (01:17:42):
I'm going a solid eight beef burgers on the burger meter. Wow,
on all of it, solid lineup. Well, it's kind of
the same burger with variant topics. Right, So whether you're
going jalapeno, where you're getting the guawk, the grilled onion,
and the thousand like, it's it's the same and then
you can throw another had on it for a mere
ninety nine cent.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Wow, that's a dollar.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Why did you do this?

Speaker 8 (01:18:05):
I did not because I was being reasonable, and.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
I was reasonable a half twelve items.

Speaker 8 (01:18:10):
Look, and let me tell you I've been sleeping on
these stars.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
By the way, the chickens are they shaped like stars?

Speaker 8 (01:18:15):
Absolutely, and one of them was missing a tip like
a starfish. It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
He's like he had to pick up his breakfast bag
with a white belt.

Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
Crush.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
There it is, Hia, it's Tannard. You and Laura, good morning.

Speaker 15 (01:18:28):
Hey, I just wanted to comment on courtse breakfast of
choice there. Don't let them try to fool you guys.
Those walk them only bacon burgers. They're they're big. That's
not a that's not an entry level burger.

Speaker 7 (01:18:39):
Court.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Yeah, this is how memorable you are, story of my life.
But dude, yeah, those are big burgers. Carl Junior burgers
are huge.

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
Yes, So I mean again, you're not dealing with the
full sized guy. You got a little snack size.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Give me, give me a bunch of.

Speaker 15 (01:18:55):
Burger, Cali burger. The Cali burger is a smaller one,
but the guacam only bacon burger. That's like a combo
meal burger.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
Yes, but they've got they've got the smaller they've got
that in a smaller version. That was where I'm at.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Okay, he's gonna die on hill apparently.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
I'm just telling you. I'm just I'm sorry for telling
you facts that I can see.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
How many in my car?

Speaker 22 (01:19:17):
How many?

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
How many items?

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
You had?

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Two burgers?

Speaker 8 (01:19:20):
I had two.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Burgers, twenty sixty stars, small fries, and a copd How big?
The coke was a small?

Speaker 8 (01:19:28):
The coke was a small, which is in nineteen eighty
four media, that's out of a millinery exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:19:34):
All right, you.

Speaker 15 (01:19:35):
Should watch the Super Sized movie again. You know it
might be a good reminder for Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
Remind watch the more your spirit liner I need is
sitting in the bag.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
All right, dude, thank you for the call.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
And it's like a drug out. It's not gonna watch
Requiem for a Dream. You know that they're ruined his
whole adventure.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
I like how that guy flip flopped though, like, oh man,
the burger's fantastic. Hey, you should watch what you're eating
by the make up your own mind.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
So judge. Yeah, he's pretty guack. Bacon yet the more.

Speaker 8 (01:20:00):
Bang less buck value menu. It's kirking right now with
Carls Junior. Go get yourself, so thank you brother.

Speaker 11 (01:20:09):
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Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
M you he turned into like a giant worm in
the last one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Yeah, yeah, I like the handrail of the staircase turned
into like a snake.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Yeah, beetlesnake.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Also, we talked about this this this morning. A Delta
passenger had diarrhea on a flight from Boston to Rome.
Two hours into the flight. They had to, you know,
be like diverted back to New York because the guy
pooped all over the bathroom, up the aisle, and in
his seat.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
The diary was everywhere on the Tocolate River.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
Well, who's more bummed the guy who ruined everyone else's
trip and pooped his pants or literally everyone else on the.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
I bet I bet that this person is right now
doing sphincter exercises.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Can you do for your booty hole?

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Yeah, yeah, beagles. It probably really sucks like being the
guy next to him.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
But I think he was family or something, at least
because somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
They're not releasing the guy's name. They're not releasing the
guy's name, but somebody got a video of his face.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Who paid what to keep his name?

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
I mean, I how much can I can I donate
to your My point is it's floating out there somewhere,
like the media might not be talking about it, but
somebody on that flight says, it's this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Here is his face, his name is Craig or whatever. Pants.
If you get sent.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Pants, if it's someone's taking a picture of you, it's
not gonna stay quiet.

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
What a miserable experience.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
Not good, not good.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
You don't have more corn control than that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Casey, Come look at the photos real quick, because they
took a video of them walking down the aisle.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
The pilots the plane, so it's like he went to
the back and then you've aborted that mission.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
And went to the front.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
It looks like he must have tried to get to
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Oh there's an attempt, but I think he started in
the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
But I think he dita diary on him.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Stay in the bathroom, just stay in there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
I don't know, man. And we're yelling at Tanner like
it's his but Tanner, get it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Together, hold on, this is taken forever.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
We get him on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Just if somebody had a bar of Hershey's, that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
I don't think that dude's gonna come on, and he's
probably pretty embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Yeah, I don't think. I don't think he wants to
relive this one. But it does look like it fell
out of shorts or a skirt. So I'm saying eighty
chance it's a lady woman.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
Okay, I mean it might.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
I mean, just you guys are.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Probably had a weird little protein drink some bubble here.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
It just funner, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
So they're just walking down the plane and you see
they put towels down and it's brawn. Looks like somebody
spilled coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
It's very poor.

Speaker 6 (01:23:13):
It's like somebody took the nest quick powder and just
sprinkled a sprinkled it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
And it's thick, like it's not just like a little
turd here. I mean, it's like somebody spilled.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
It's it was explosive liquid.

Speaker 8 (01:23:24):
Like he was trying to hold it for a step
or two and then and then yeah, just kept having embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
I got it, I got it. I don't got it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
I thought I had it. I apologize, I continue.

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
To not have it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Hold on, let me move towards the cockpit.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
It's probably just like you know how you walk when
you really have to pee your legs.

Speaker 8 (01:23:53):
Every third step is a surprise.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
It's actually the definition of the truck, the point you
just give up.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
They had to fly two hours, like back to back
to New York like that, just to start back. Remember
one time, when I was a little kid, my grandmother
rest rest in peace. I loved the Momo. She died
at ninety eight years old. But in her late eighties,
we went out to like a Hallmark card store. Right,
she pooped her pants inside the store. Oh no, and
the house is only liquid, orknuckle. It was like liquid

(01:24:21):
and the house was only ten minutes away.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
I thought, I was gonna die because you guys, you
guys high tailed.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Yeah, I felt bad because she mama had to put
like a I was being a kid about it being going,
oh that's grouse newspapers.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Please probably makeing her feel like doing that at forty
three if it helps. But she put like I.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Remember, she had to put like a like a newspaper down.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
She was really embarrassed. But I could barely breathe.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
And that was ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
And in your eighties, I mean, I can only imagine
my lack of sphinked control.

Speaker 8 (01:24:48):
Even even with the best filtration on that plane, that's
still just a recycled scenario.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
You can't crack a win.

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:24:58):
Even the people in the back problem when they recycled
the air which just comes straight well there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Yeah, it's like a gunfight in your mind, like it's
making you grossed out. So you open the air and
then you think about where the air is coming from
new close, open, close up and go.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
You can hear the you can see the picture, the pictures,
the videos, and the cockpit audio.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
Dot com. Uh fat Thor, good morning.

Speaker 28 (01:25:19):
Good morning brew crew, Happy Fat Thor's day.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
He's having a brother.

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
Yeah, Hey, I.

Speaker 24 (01:25:25):
Pooped my pants one time, yeah, I go on, oh yeah, sorry, yeah,
when I poop my pants one time in the seventh grade,
I jumped my bicycle over this thing to impress these chicks.

Speaker 28 (01:25:37):
Totally biffed it and broke my tailbone. And when you
break your tailbone, you lose your spinker muscle.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
Oh my god, did not know that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:44):
Jeez?

Speaker 7 (01:25:44):
So do you like?

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Hey, check this out, ladies, And you're in a heap
pop And then he pooped his pants and they're like,
we gotta get going.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Stop looking at me, lad somebody called my mom.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
I thought he was calling to clean airplane, but no, Yeah,
he also cleaned the airplane, so I'm sure he's scrub
poop out of airplane carpet.

Speaker 28 (01:26:05):
All right, I already told you guys those stories.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Fat thor when's the last time you pooped your pants?

Speaker 28 (01:26:12):
Oh god, how'd be the circle of two thousand and seven?
Probably when I did work at the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
So you are cleaning airplanes and you pooped your pants.

Speaker 28 (01:26:23):
Actually I wasn't cleaning at the time. I was loading
it with luggage and I kind of over extended my.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
Saying about his bout.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Every time he turns around.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
You pooped the bags overweight?

Speaker 8 (01:26:36):
How do you know believe me it's overweight.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Yeah, it's over forty five pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Because that makes me just like a picture like myself
sitting in the plane and like looking out and watching
this guy just run off with his hand on his.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Foot running to the building like his butt. Oh my god.
All right, fat thor.

Speaker 28 (01:26:55):
Hey, on a lighter note, don't forget this weekend, Newberg's
having a skate competition and they invited me to be
a guest judge. Come have some beers with me in
the beer garden.

Speaker 15 (01:27:04):
All right, exactly, judge.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
People will be there on this weekend.

Speaker 23 (01:27:08):
Hell yeah, so much.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
We'll go to the The phones are blown up right now,
Hides Tanner, Ju and Laura, Good morning.

Speaker 26 (01:27:21):
Hey, what's up Tanner?

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
And boy Rudy Rudy. You're recovering from back surgery.

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
Are you feeling No.

Speaker 26 (01:27:29):
It's actually nick and they went through my throat to
place two discs in my mine up in my neck.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Damn. Yeah, but you're recovering. Finally, you're recovering. Find the
surgery went well?

Speaker 23 (01:27:45):
Yeah the first day.

Speaker 26 (01:27:46):
I was actually supposed to go home yesterday and I'm
still here. And I'm having difficulty breathing, like when I
fall asleep. As soon as second I fall asleep, my
throat closes.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Stay there though, until they figure that out, that's for sure.

Speaker 26 (01:28:00):
Yeah, and they're they're trying to kick me out. I'm like,
I can't breathe.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
Yes, when they do that, it's gonna get you out
of here, like I'm dying.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Like sure when you guys come running in in the night.
I don't have that at the house.

Speaker 23 (01:28:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:28:13):
Is it the laying down that's problematic? And you sleep
on an incline and still be able.

Speaker 26 (01:28:18):
To breathe, That's the thing. I can't. No, I can't. Wow,
I've only been able to Yeah, I've only been able
to sleep during the surgery and a little bit after,
and then since then I've been up to great. I
feel like I'm so wired.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Did you have these kind of symptoms before all this?
Or is just the surgery? Since the surgery, you've had
these problems.

Speaker 26 (01:28:39):
Yeah, it's from the surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Now you're gonna have.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
So they what are they doing to fix a problem?

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
You're sending him home, Laura, that's what they're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
You can't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
I mean if the man can't sleep well.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
But it's inflammation.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
So whenever you have a surgery, your whole body is
inflamed because it's it's like, what did you just do
to me?

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
It doesn't realize you're trying to fix.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
It, and so put some frozen peas on it. You'll
be fine in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
Over time, he should you don't just go have another
surgery if you're hurting after surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
So you got to give a little time to calm down.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Yeah, fight them for as long as you think you
should be in there, and then yeah, you're gonna be okay.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
And if you hit your stop lost maximum, you hold
you sit there and say I'm not leaving until I
can breathe.

Speaker 26 (01:29:20):
Yeah, I mean I kind of a dispute with them, like, hey,
I'm telling you that I can't breathe, and the like
it's showing that you're breathing. I'm like, well, when I
fall asleep, I stop every time, and I'm just like
I'm starting to get delusional.

Speaker 23 (01:29:34):
I'm so tired.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Yeah, that's that's serious. You got to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
If you've got to talk to somebody who's gonna listen
to you. If that person's not gonna listen to you
talk to somebody else. You gotta be advocate for yourself.
I know that, because they we'll push you out.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (01:29:49):
She was like, if you keep talking over to me,
I'm gonna walk out.

Speaker 23 (01:29:52):
I'm like, what what what?

Speaker 28 (01:29:54):
Like like I'm trying to.

Speaker 26 (01:29:56):
Be heard, you know.

Speaker 15 (01:29:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Yeah, Well we'll be thinking about you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Hit that pain button as often as they allow it
and hopefully they get you figured out.

Speaker 26 (01:30:07):
Oh yeah, I'm on it.

Speaker 16 (01:30:08):
But thanks guys, thanks for.

Speaker 8 (01:30:11):
Stay healthy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Dude, you can't say that he's not healthy.

Speaker 8 (01:30:14):
Well, we want to stay. We want him to stay,
get healthy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Get better, feel better.

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
That's going to be good.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
Yeah, Rudy, I feel bad for him, but at least
he's still listening and still you know, doing his thing.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
I remember waking up from surgery and being like, ah,
and it'll go away. It'll just there's some flair.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
And people even reached out today and wish to be
the best.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
He's feeling bad. When he ditched him at that concert,
a pew boy and Rudy had a falling out.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Remember, like Rudy took him to a concert and then
the whole people just bailed, and even people he called
today and said Hey, hope he's Rudy's feeling better.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Rudy's a good guy, deserves to heal up quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
All right, That does it for us courts. The next
he's irritated putting into a show.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
If he's too good. She can deal it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
We'll hear about it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
He does have your chance at a trip to Lost
Vegas and one thousand dollars. Coming up here at one
o'clock this afternoon. Our Donkey Show podcast is coming up
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