TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Ice Cold

On today's show Tanner told us about how his hot water heater broke and how he is having to take cold showers. We also debated who the greatest rock bands of all time are and we talked to comedian and actress Lisa Ann Walter about her stay at Helium Comedy Club here in town this weekend.

Episode Transcript

(00:57):
I hate Happy Thursday. It isAugust thirty first, twenty twenty three,
Tanner, Drew and Laura. Weare alive streaming video in real time on
our website at twenty five nine tobrew dot com. It's actually easier because

(01:19):
I think most people have a Facebook. So if you just go to one
of five nine bru the Bruce Facebook, you'll be able to find the live
stream right now, Tanner, Drewand Laura's Spike camp. Nice. I'm
actually fiddling with the go I'm fiddlingwith things right now, trying to give
the cameras working. It's never,it's never. Every day. Don't anything
every day. There's something supposed toevery day, there's something turn on with

(01:40):
the reset. Yeah, oh,he's back, look at that. At
least we've learned a trick yesterday.You gotta turn your battery uh thing off.
I don't know how to. Idon't have access to any I can't
see any of those things. Sowhat do I hit this? Like?
Four times? All right, wecan we can navigate. That's the side
button, keep it, keep itin it one more time, one more
time, and then hit the topbutton. Boom boom. We're in.

(02:01):
Hey, buddy, I get thatfigure it out later. Now the time
is now. You can watch itlive on Instagram, God in Heaven,
It's it's everywhere. Facebook. Yeah, yeah, give it a clack.
Follow us if you're not. Bythe way, at one to five nine
the Brew and at Tanner Drew andLaura Laura. Are you somebody who likes

(02:22):
body hair and a guy? Howmuch body hair are we talking? I
don't mind. There is a threshold, like hair on a shoulder is different
than hair on a chick. Youdon't want to like a like a chicken
breast type of a man. There'sjust like bald, like a chicken breast
or something, right, I mean, not necessarily. I would take ten
chicken breast. You would be considereda chicken breast. To figure out what

(02:43):
laying I'm in, But I thinkI'm a chicken breast. I think so
I would rather a chicken breast thanlike a sasquatch, if that makes sense.
Okay, all right, Well,twenty two percent of women are embracing
body hair, according to a newstudy. It's still pretty low. It
is pretty low. Yeah, twentytwo percent of women say they're just fine
letting you. Actually, this isa little different okay, because it's not

(03:07):
just like standard issues. It's notjust like what they're into and guys.
Oh, it's just like in general, growing out their own hair. Two
percent of women are actually just fineletting their leg armpit and bikini line hair
grow. Are you into that,Laura, No? No? Yeah,

(03:28):
I mean yeah, I like Ican do like a few days of stubble
and my legs I don't care.Like in the wintertime, it's just don't
care. They're like pipe cleaners,but everywhere also try to keep you know,
maintained. I feel like that's whatI like in a man too.

(03:49):
I like a little manscaping, regardlessof what you got going on on the
rest of your body. But uhyeah, I mean everyone has different preferences
and that's okay. Well. ThisPhilip survey of two thousand women also found
that fourteen percent say body and facialhair are forms of self expression. Okay,
and I feel like facial hair hasits own lane, right. There

(04:10):
are people who just love a beardor love a stash. About half of
women were concerned about skin irritation causedby hair removal products. Quote about that,
Yeah, he still has pimples fromour chest waxing forever lifetime, and
grown hair. They say, quoteincorrect. Facial hair removal can lead to
hyper pigmentation, hyperpigmentation, hyperpigmentation.I was putting like an extra syllable in

(04:35):
the hyperpigment hyperpigmentation, A bitch.It's not a great word anyway. That
irritation and the worst case scenario evenscarring, they say, so, Yeah,
and that's what's tough. You know, when I had my eyebrows waxed
for my wedding, you if youdon't like take care of it right after

(04:57):
you get all these ingrown hairs,like what happened to Casey? And yeah,
if you had like a unibrowse scar, oh my god. It's like
I tried to get rid of myunibrow and now I just have a permanent
universe. Laura, I dated agirl in school and like when I was
in high school. It was myit was my junior year. Yeah,
and we only were like we werewe were only dating for like two weeks

(05:17):
and they were just friends, youknow, high school relationships. But she
had she never shaved her legs atallso she ever on like dude length there.
She always wore like because she waskind of a hippie, so she
always wore something like long jobs orlike some weird hippie thing over her leg
Yeah. For me, I guessI never really understood the obsession with shaving
your legs. And like, Iguess I don't have especially hairy legs.

(05:40):
But it's like if you guys havehairy legs, Like, how can you
tell if we have hairy legs?Like if our legs are touching, doesn't
the hair Just like I don't know, I can tell you, I can't
tell who's who. I can feelthe stubble. I can feel the stubble,
but if it's not stubble, butif it's I've never actually like with
the full Yeah, I've never likewrapped legs with a hairy woman. But
but I could feel a stubble whenthey haven't done it for a few days.

(06:03):
Well yeah, but for some women, I mean, this stubble happens
like immediately, like you get outof the shower, I get a few
gase bumps, and now the stubble'sback. That's my face. I'm Homer
Simpson man. Yeah, but Igotta be honest, and maybe this is
the caveman in me because I knowit's not right. But when I see
a girl with hairy legs, likeI'm taking a back, like I didn't

(06:23):
realize they didn't have a hand orsomething. I'm like, oh my god,
like you have hair, Like that'sjust kind of like like I'm not
gonna say, oh, ruined thelady's day, but oh my god,
you would say that with your facethough your face yeah, I know,
I'm not sure I could hide itvisually. Yeah yeah, your eyes would
say at all. But isn't thatLike I guarantee I'm not alone though I

(06:45):
be there are a ton of dudeswho they look at that and they're like,
oh my god, what just happened? Where are Yeah, I'm like,
I'm not like repulsed by it,but I prefer to have smooth the
woman to have smooth legs. Likewhen we have sexy time at my house,
Amy on her own, thank God, goes and shaves her legs before
him, always every time, almostbecause she we take showers and she shaves

(07:08):
in the shower, so you know, it's all part of the process.
Okay, that makes sense. Butif it was just like an impromptu like
honey, I'm so sorry, you'regonna have to shave your legs advance or
how often do you shave your legs? Oh, like in or off season?
Honestly off season. Never I'm planningon, you know, going on

(07:30):
a date or how they Right now, let's see, let's see stems five
o'clock, shadows seven o'clock. Thatdoesn't look bad. No, it's just
again my leg hair doesn't really growthat much so you can see it.
But it's been probably a week shave, Like I just don't care, Like,
I just don't care. And thenwhen you have visible maybe, but

(07:54):
it's it's not that bad. Andthen you'll find like hairy legs. If
they have long socks and they takethem off, then you got like that
sweaty matted leg that's gross. Nowour brew News update powered by Adventage to
Health Portland partner Laura sweaty matted sockhair. We've all been the same thing.

(08:15):
When I see somebody take their beanieoff. Oh, I don't know
why, I want to I wantto vomit. Oh it's almost out.
It's almost beanie season, so beon the lookout. We've all been on
a flight with a screaming child,right Turkish Dutch airline called corn Didn't Airlines
will be introducing adult only zones forflights between Amsterdam and curse House starting in

(08:39):
November. They see it's intended fortravelers without children and for business travelers,
travelers who want to work in aquiet environment. The only adult zones will
be in the front section. They'llbe separated by like a wall or curtain,
and it'll cost you like fifty bucksmore to sit in these seats.
What do you think about this?You guys, do you think more airlines
should adopt adult only zones? Imean, if it's only planes, if

(09:03):
you don't like it, if youcan't handle it and you don't know,
like how to turn on the noisecanceling earbuds, yeah, then go for
it. Yeah, I might aswell pay that extra fifty bucks. But
we'll see it's only fifty bucks,Like, yeah, I'll that seems I'm
willing to pay for convenience and comfort. Yeah, and if you're going to
pay, you'd be willing to upgradeto business class. Why wouldn't you be
willing to do something like that.That's a good point. So we'll see

(09:24):
if more airlines adopt that. AIis everywhere, and artificial intelligent generated images
and deep fake videos are becoming increasinglyrealistic, so tech companies are scrambling to
find reliable ways to identify and flagthis manipulated content. So this week Google
actually unveiled SyncE ID, which isan invisible, permanent water mark on images

(09:48):
that will identify them as computer generated. They cautioned that the technology isn't perfect,
but it is a step in theright direction, I guess, because
we need some regulations I think onthese things. So Google's working on that.
And finally, a senior official atthe Department of Health and Human Services
has called for easing restrictions on marijuanaby reclassifying it as a Schedule three drug,

(10:13):
which means it has moderate to lowpotential for physical and psychological dependence.
The d EA is actually initiating areview on this now, which is it's
currently Schedule one controlled substance marijuana iswhich means it's the same basically as heroin,
LSD, all that stuff. Buta federal reclassification could potentially expand the

(10:37):
market for marijuana, which would behuge. So I don't know, it's
all up to the DA We'll seewhat they decide. Should happen years ago.
Yeah, schedule one. Yeah,it's just like Heroin. I mean,
just alright, one of those storiesat one of five nine and now
through sports ears drew well. Itwas the biggest women's sporting event ever.

(11:09):
The largest crowd to witness a women'ssports event filled the Memorial Stadium. That's
where Ohio State plays ninety two thousandfans with volleyball in the middle. Now,
granted, they are the five timeNC Double A champions, and I
don't know if it was to provea point or whatever, but they rocked
Omaha in front of just about everyone. And maybe it's like a tailgate warm

(11:31):
up, right, you give everyonefree tickets. You tell them that they
can go get ham canned in theparking lot and they can circle back and
watch a little volleyball in the house. I think they call it the Memorial
call of stadium is what the stadium? I like that's a good name.
Also, Lewis Hamilton gets a newMercedes deal. He's extending his F one
career to twenty twenty five. Heremains with Mercedes, which is ben at

(11:56):
the top of the game, buthe's had a struggling cup of the years
people didn't know if they would drophim or if he would retire. But
the amount of money this guy makes, how dare you ever retire? Until
they drag your body out of thecar. And finally Florida and Utah is
tonight. But there is a littlebit of a cloud of doubt around the
starting quarterback who was hurt last yearin their bowl game. And now we'll

(12:20):
look to return tonight. But theysay likely going to be playing a backup
and maybe even the third string quarterbacktonight. Remember that your money's on the
line. There's just sports, Thankyou very much, all right? Coming
up right after Lincoln Park. Howmany Americans say that they're bored at work?
How many parents going to debt fortheir kids? And we'll also talking

(12:41):
about a truck carrying five million beesand just lost six load on the highway.
Oh now it's one of five nineto brew Tanner true and Laura and
Laura nice. All right, we'regetting excited. Bacon and beer number twenty

(13:03):
seven pumpkin spice. Oh yeah,I'll get it is going down at Gilgamesh
Brewing September twenty seconds. Everyone,he shows up Friday morning, September twenty
two, it's gonna get free bacon, and you could even walk away with
the free trip to Las Vegas tosee Awakening at the wind sounds great.
Love to go to Vegas right now. The mayor of Salem, Chris Hoy

(13:26):
himself, Chris Ahoy High, heis agreed to come to the show.
We all we have to shout thatat him. He loves that. Yeah,
we'll find it because I want totalk to him. We sent up
an email when we were hoping toget him on the air tomorrow. But
I think he's busy. He's themayor of a city, forgot sex,

(13:46):
the capital of our of our state. Yeah, it's not just the you
know, Brownsville. Yeah, he'sI'm sure he's busy. But yeah,
no, they haven't gotten back tous yet, but we're working on it,
trying to get to Mayor Chris HoyHoy Hoy, Chris Hoi hoi on
tomorrow morning. I'm hoping, Imean, at the very least, just
get him to double doog promise thathe'll be there, right promises you're gonna

(14:07):
give me Pinky promised me that you'regonna be at this show, because you
know, like it wouldn't it begreat to have him, you know,
make a big announcement like when beergoes on sale. If he if he
wants to do that, he doesn'thave to. He could do anything he
wants. He's the mayor, right. But I would love the set of
keys of the city. That'd beyeah, just one giant keys into anything,
free food exactly. I want toto just just make it feel like

(14:28):
a publisher's clearing out to win.I want a giant check with my name
on it and a huge key.Maybe they can name a street after us
or something. Oh my god,that's awesome. That's the least they could
do, I think. I mean, we're really getting ahead of ourselves.
Yard work at Hoy's house for that. Dude. Can you imagine if like
TDL drive was a thing? Ilike that would it be? He like
place circle drive, Boulevard? What'syour field? I like boulevard Blevard sounds

(14:54):
good. But we'll probably get likea court or a lane yeah, small,
yeah, but anyway, it's gonnabe awesome. It's our first time
to Salem, and we're really reallyexcited because a lot of people from Salem
always come up from you know,Salem to join our bacon and beers.
So this time you don't have todo that. It's their turn this time.
Yeah, and you know, evenif you touch the very tip of

(15:16):
our signals down near Albany, that'smuch more manageable to come all the way
up for sure, totally. Yeah, like old school listeners of the Donkey
Show and Eugene could fill the building. Come up there. It's a lot
short of a trip. So yeah, September twenty seconds, Gilgamesh Brewing the
campus location and Salem, we'll seeyou there, all right. A trunk,

(15:39):
a truck carrying five million bees lostcontrol on the highway and dumped its
load. And I thought I thoughtthe chickens were bad that happened near,
but bees are worse. Yeah,right, Well, they get all the
bees in the truck in the firstplace. I'm assuming they were all in
bee hot. It's probably yeah,like a beekeepers, you know, because
Drew, like Drew's brothers have gotto be yeah, a little a little

(16:00):
what do you call a bee farm? What he called I don't know what
colony? A high like that.I mean, I'm no good at it.
I put the suit on once andscared me have to die Drew's Brothers
Bee Village, Yes, exactly.But the people who are actually good at
it and not just trying to makea tiny bit of honey. They can
move those bees very very and theydo it pretty I've watched videos. They
do it really humanely, and yeah, they're out of there, but they're

(16:22):
very good at it. Police inOntario, Canada, had to call in
beekeepers for backup when approximately five millionbees fell off the back of a truck
that crashed on the roadway. Apolice spokesman said that the bees were pretty
angry. Unfortunately, we've had somebeekeepers show up to assist with the cleanup
significant amount of bees in the areaand we have had beekeepers best done by

(16:45):
them, oh man, bunch ofpiss five million pissed off bees. Yeah,
they're not stoked at all because theirhome has been destroyed in their mind
and those are all down hives,the queens, And how do you how
do you wrangle five million bees?I know you smoke. I've seen like,
I don't know what's in that smoke. They have a smoke that kind
of like subdues them and also kindof makes them. They don't love it,

(17:08):
so it kind of moves them ina direction. I mean it's weed
smoking bongwater. They just sprinkle themon the bees. Yeah, everyone's fine.
That's probably what the beekeepers use.They just put a little bongwater on
the on the highway. That problemsolved. But this Canadian news report,
I don't know if it's like Canadianone or like one. Probably I don't

(17:29):
know what it is. But hereis hears them summing at all up a
buzz in the air in Burlington aspolice try to contain five million bees that
slipped off the back of a truck. Alton police say a truck traveling around
six fifteen this morning lost. It'sa load leaving boxes lying on the side
of the I'm such an immature idiot. It's a load leaving boxes lying on

(17:52):
the side of the roadway and aswarm of five million bees buzzing around.
You can hear them, yea god, oh man, I get scared and
they hear that sound. Oh yeah, you know, it's trouble. And
the news has got to be soridiculous too. They're like, there's trouble,
a buzz. It wasn't a sweetexperience when the truck fell over.
Oh my god. They had tocall the beekeepers on their beepers like they're

(18:17):
just dorkin hard, Like, comeon, we have to buzz them on
their beeperuzzing beeps. Yeah, oneloves a pun. Come on, that
was all the pun. But thereyou go. It happened in Canada,
and I'm surprised nobody was killed.You know, the movie My Girl made
me think everyone somebody always died whenthe Beast Mountain exactly. Poor one child

(18:38):
doesn't make it. I don't knowhis name in that movie, but oh
man, he's always just McCully tome. But I bet he had a
cute little name. All right.So the survey says a lot of Americans
are bored at work. Are youguys bored at work? I hope not?
Noting not during the show. Ithink Laura sometimes is because right now
I've been looking over and I'll justsee her on her cell phone. She

(19:00):
says that she's like posting stuff onsocial But I saw her texting a guy
the other day. It was notto be a man. It might be
a dude up in your life,awake at six am. I don't think
so. Yeah, none of theguys as a matter of fact, But
yeah, are you guys, Soyou're not bored, Not not ever during

(19:22):
the show, but whenever, wheneverthings give back to like meeting school type
behavior. Okay, where you're havingto like when a meeting goes to an
hour. Once that hour meeting clicksin my head, I'm like, I'm
bored. But before that, likein this environment, I don't think you
have time to be bored, right, Yeah, it was just too much.
Pretty it's pretty busy in here.But a survey says that forty six

(19:44):
percent of Americans are bored at work. Huh, forty six percent. That's
a pretty high number. I mean, that's damn high. That is like,
are they just bored with the workor do they not have enough work?
So much is busy work? Yeah, it actually happens really quick getting
bored too. They say forty sixper of Americans support at work at least
three days a week, and seventyone percent of those who have been in
the same role for over two yearsfeel the job is too routine. The

(20:07):
survey of two thousand working Americans alsofound that just thirty five percent enjoy their
job and about thirty three percent don'tknow their employee or their employer invests and
doesn't think that their employer invested inthem enough. Oh, of course we
respondent said that they would feel motivatedif they had the opportunity to create a
new project at work, or ifthey received tuition coverage. It would be

(20:30):
nice if there was an apple tochase, right, Like if they're like,
Okay, well, you've been doingthe same thing for so long,
so if you come up with anew idea or you do something different,
we'll pay you more. But youjust got to come up with that and
motivate people to want to work andlike a chance at growth, like if
if this is a job, orthere's no chance of me becoming the manager
in the future, or when i'sno endgame. When I've switched jobs,

(20:52):
it's always been for that reason whereit's like I feel like I've plateaued.
I'm bored. I'm not doing anythingnew or exciting at work. There's no
room for growth. So I getthat. You know, after a while,
just needing. You don't want tolay something else. Yeah, laying
against the ceiling at work makes youbitter. Yeah, And that's why we
drink. Ladies and gentlemen drink toforget is that a beer motto for any

(21:15):
company should be numb the pain miller. You're listening to Tanner, Drew and
Laura. Here's what's trending. Alot of good stuff on the website today
at one of five nine, don'tcome our Donkey Show podcast. It's the
show after the show, completely uneditedand uncensored and uh and it sloated daily,

(21:41):
So if you want to, youknow, listen to more of the
show and hear it uneditedly, youknow, like curse words and stuff.
It's Laura, she's the potty mouth. I can't hold it the time,
but a lot of sailor who youlisten to the show on the way to
work, on the way home.You have that available for like a whole
lot of time. Yeah, it'slike a brand new show. Yeah,
you know, get you all theway home, same day. Check it

(22:03):
out one to five nine the brewdot com. Also online you can see
the trailer that Jimmy Kimmel, JimmyFallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Myers and
who's the other one? I feellike this, John Oliver, thank you
boy. Uh. They're doing apodcast together until the writer strikes over.
It's really cool and They've released atrailer for it, which you can see
online at one to five nine andbrew dot com. There is a power

(22:25):
outage during the reporters Live hurricane broadcast, and it's kind of eerie because everything's
really bright behind him, and thenyou just see everything go dark. Oh,
let's see what he says. Let'ssee if you be funny, if
you started to cry, wait scoreabout stole things potentially concerning their acquaintance of

(22:45):
power. Now can't see apologized,You can't see him. See a silhouette
schools whoa chiefland Sheveland. That soundslike a great place to be normally not

(23:10):
today. Go check it out.One of five nuns brew dot com.
And that's about it, all right, bing bang. We put some pictures
of Laura's feet up if you guyswant, We're not gonna do that.
They in retirement. No free footpictures. Okay, so if you want
to pay, you can talk tome. That's fine, all right.
Coming up around seven thirty this morning, tickets to go see John Oliver.

(23:33):
He's gonna be at the Schnitz Septembereighth. You could be there too,
hopefully. Runnings of Fake News comingup at seven thirty this morning, I'll
be Thursday. It's Tanner jol comingup on tomorrow's show, another edition of
Who's the A Hole. We'll tellyou a story about a dude who found
a bunch of cash and is nowin trouble for keeping it. The full
story and your calls are coming upat eight am. And we've got one
last pair of tickets to see JohnOliver your chance to win him at seven

(23:56):
thirty plus a free pizza from PapaMurphy's. And check out all the video
clips online at our socials at oneoh five nine The Brue. We'll see
it tomorrow morning at six am withTanner, Jow and Laura and now back
to the podcast. Joined the conversationat eight six six, four four five,
one oh five nine. Here Awayget up at Danner, Drew and
Laura Happy Thursday. Laura just informedme that it might be her fault that

(24:26):
Bob Barker is dead. Yeah,how'd you kill a ninety nine year old?
Well? The other day and Ican't remember who I was talking to,
but for some reason I was havinga conversation about Bob Barker with this
person and I was like, isBob Barker is still like I thought,
Bob Barker is dead, and thenlike two days later he died. Oh

(24:47):
see you cursed think maybe my fault. Yeah, it definitely is your fault.
Yeah. Yeah, had nothing todo with the fact that he was
ninety nine and near death anyway.But of course everyone made the same joke,
which is all he got close toone hundred about going over. Yeah,
the Ultimate Showcase Showdown, which wasfunny at first, and then I
heard it five more times than thefirst time. But yes, Laura's responsible

(25:12):
for the death of an American greatand a legend. Sorry about that,
and it's yeah, she cursed it. I've done things like that before,
or I've thought like why, youknow, why hasn't this happened yet,
or whether it's good or bad,and then like a day later or two
days later, it'll happen. I'mlike, what did I do? Manifest?
Did I just manifest? Yeah?And Bob Barker probably would have lived

(25:34):
to be like one oh three leastif you hadn't just thrown the hecks on
him. Dart it well, Restin peace, Bobby, Bobby buh do
love me some Bob Barker so hotpockets? I haven't had a hot pocket
in a long time. Pockets.I love hot pockets. Well, not

(25:55):
really, I don't, but whenthey were great when you were kids,
Well I think it was because itwas like kind of like a treat.
It was something you weren't supposed tohave, you know, like when you
think you're gonna have meat loaf,and boom you get a hot pocket.
Yeah, but it's it was sohard to get the correct temperature throughout the
entire thing. Like I usually justended up eating them a little cold in
the middle because I was like,either I'm gonna see my tongue off.
What's great about a hot pocket isyou burn your mouth right away, but

(26:18):
the sinner's frozen, so you're gonnabe able to cull yourself off your two
seconds just cooling. But hot pocketshas teamed up with hot Ones, Laura.
One of your favorite shows, LoveHot One, which is the show
where he interviews celebrities as they're eatinghot wings. Love that and they just
they cry and they melt. Whatare they gonna do? Make like it.
They're gonna make wing hot pockets there. Yeah, they're gonna make a

(26:38):
hot pocket. That's the hottest pocketever is what they're calling it. I
see, and somebody's got to sitand eat the pocket. Are they gonna
do it just like an episode?I don't know. I'm sure they have
a whole product line like they keepputting out. I mean, the frozen
food section is just full of hotones. I mean the shows. The

(26:59):
show some massive on the box itsays hot pockets, and then it's got
the hot Ones logo on there too, So they're just like branding it.
I'm assuming you'll just be able tofind it in your freezer aisle at your
local frid Myers or something. ButI'll try it. I'll see what kind
of diarrhea that gives me. It'slike it's becoming like flaming hot, you
know, or pumpkins spice. Youjust throw a flaming hot on something.
Or now you put hot ones onit. You're like, yeah, oh,

(27:21):
these chicken preass have hot ones flavor. I guess I'm gonna have to
try them. Spicy chicken and spicyfoods. I love it. But it
was smart of them to market theirown sauce in the lineup, so when
you're eating it, the woosy saucethat most of us would eat use is
their brand. Yeah, well thefirst and the last are both their brand,

(27:42):
and then they have one in inthe middle. It's like it's brilliant.
Yeah, telling your own stuff.Did you try the hot one the
hottest one at Bacon and Beer.No, not their brand, but I
did have the mild The mild onewas a hot one sauce. It's just
like the classic. But the hotone you had, like it was like
the bum Yeah, Royer, Yeah, I used to bomb Beyond Insanity for

(28:03):
my hottest thoughts. Beyond insanity.I love the names. We got a
list here of the five best rockbands of all time and a second This
is according to experts. I don'tknow, like quote unquote experts music.
Experts music is you know what isit subjective? Yeah, it's in the

(28:25):
eye of the holder. Yes,Like, you know, just because I
love it doesn't mean you're gonna loveit, right, It's because you like
insane clown posse or you know that'sa that's a mental disorder, or cotton
mouth kings or something that's your that'syour problem. Yeah, I mean it's
not my fault. Yeah, yeah, but you have terrible taste, but
you wouldn't be able to win anargument against them about the greatest band.
So it is, it's all inthe eye of the beholder. I I

(28:48):
really feel like these are the mostgeneric. This is the most generic list
because it's all all the ones youwould expect the class. Let me hear
what you think of the top fivegreatest rock bands? Are Rolling Stones being
by Beatles, Bing Bong Queen,bing Bong ac DC. Nope, no,
that would be too cool, andthey have to be bands you Black

(29:11):
Sabbath, Nope, you haven't mentionedyour favorite band yet. Pink Floyd's on
the list. Pink Floyd, that'sso every All of these are so led
Zeppelin. There you go. PinkFloyd's at number five for the greatest rock
band of all time. Come on, Zeppelin saying Pink Floyd in general,
I'm saying the entire list, comeon. I mean, I'm not fighting

(29:33):
for one. I'm sitting at fiveover here. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
I thought they'd be a little higher. But I mean, I love
the old band when they were theband. I don't know what the criteria
is. I just I guess Ican find that if you want. I
just I feel like that's such acop outlet. So this is the study.
It's a study Fines, Paul.So this is a website called study

(29:55):
Fines. They visited ten expert websitesto put together this list of the best
rock bands of all time, accordingto Rock enthusis at least it's ten different
websites where they concentrate on these things. It's just because the older generation classified
them as that and they're unmovable.Yeah, you know, like it's hard
to move the beatles in line.I also feel like just those type of
songs aren't written like that anymore.We don't get rock songs like that.

(30:18):
True, it doesn't go that way. Songs are written differently. And you
know, like back then there wereno rules. There wasn't really a map,
because now we've got forty fifty yearsago. Okay, I got a
question for you. Then, whenthe Rolling Stones put out their new record
this summer at the beginning of nextyear or whatever, you're gonna go out
and buy it because you missed thattype of music so much. They had
a moment because it evolves, right, you know what I mean. So

(30:38):
it's like, do we want thattype of music anymore? So? Do
you think the greatest list of alltimes should evolve. I at a certain
point, these bands can't be onthe list anymore. I think it will
on accident, Yeah, because what'sgonna happen is we're gonna die. And
after that then there's no one todefend these titles because maybe maybe thirty years
ago Elvis would have been on that'strue. Yeah, and your grandpa would

(31:02):
have fought for Elvis to be thebest is the greatest musician of full time?
Have you seen those half Smooth?Yeah, Pink Floyd's at five.
We got led Zeppelin at four,which I personally would flip those two,
but that's me Zepplin Snoozy. Queencomes in at number three. Do love
Queen? I'm not gonna Queen's great? But like is their Cataleg's not nearly
as big as like a Pink Floyd, And I think they just get hung

(31:26):
up in the moment. It's theFreddie Mercury factor. How I google how
many songs Queen has compared to howmany songs Pink Floyd has, Like,
I'm sure on the internet somebody knows. You know, there's an algorithm that
we'll figure it out. Because we'reall run by machines, that's true.
Number two on the list. TheRolling Stones, of course, the greatest,
the second greatest rock band of alltime, and the Rolling Stones,

(31:49):
for me were it was ancient behavior, even as a kid forty years ago.
And that's that's saying something. Theseguys need oxygen just to sing their
own song. Out of four arestill kicking. It's crazy. It is
the number one rock band of alltime. You might already know what it
is, who they are. Whatdo you think The Beetles. I'm so

(32:13):
sick of the bang by the Beatlesnow obvious. I felt like I should
have a hook right there. Ididn't plan it had that far. I'm
sorry it sweethood, but if youcould hum that softly while Drew says his
line, the Beatles, well,they should not be at the top of

(32:34):
this list anymore. They should definitely. They definitely have enough hits to make
it happen. It's so hard totalk about. I found that really nice.
It was. I found that reallynice. Yeah, yeah, I
wanted to stop and listen to herhim. I got really into the Beatles
after that documentary came out. Iremember I boost here right after you had
watched it and I was like,Tanner is the biggest Beatles ever because he

(32:59):
was in a you were talking.Yeah, I was really all about that
documentary because I like, I likewatching musicians create, you know, and
just watching Paul McCartney sit there andwork out some of the greatest hits you've
ever heard. Yeah, and youknow they're legends, but they don't even
know how big a legends they areyet, Like they were working out the
lyrics and you know they're like,those aren't the lyrics? Yeah, we
know the lyrics and they're gonna begreat. Get a next episode. You're

(33:22):
gonna get this bad boy, butthey're not. Like I just admire their
what they did, but they're notmy favorite. And to have four different
guys who can all sing, whocan all write, and can all play
just about all the instruments, isthat's hard. We do need more of
that where all the members of theband are harmonizing and saying we need more
of that for sure. And there'sno auto tune. Who which bands aren't

(33:45):
on this list that you think shouldbe five greatest rock bands of all times?
And it's a text message at nineeight one nine s and now cru
Sports Drew Well It's been eight yearssince oddsmakers anointed any other team other than

(34:06):
Alabama or Clemson as the preseason favoriteto win college football. That is insane.
I mean, there are well overone hundred teams playing Division one college
football and only two over the courseof eight years have been ranked at the
top. Is that fair? Iwould think not, But that has come

(34:27):
to an end as Georgia will nowbe ranked higher than them coming in when
it comes to cash money. Whocares what they say on some coaches poll
or Associated Press. You want toknow what the money line is, and
the money line is directly on Georgia, who have gone just bonkers over the
last two years. Also, Nebraskawomen's volleyball breaks the all time female sports

(34:52):
attendance record with ninety two thousand threefans ninety two grand. If you don't
realize how big that is, that'sthe entire football stadium and then everything around
a volleyball court as well. Itgot as many as they could although even
those last three and finally, LewisHamilton's new contract. If you're a Formula

(35:15):
one person, you'd like to getup early and watch those races. You
will see Hamilton for the next fewyears. His hundreds of millions of dollars
aren't gonna send him fishing quite yet, but we'll see if he can get
it together this year in that Mercedesvehicle, there's his sports Thank you much.
Coming up next, we are gonnaplay real news or fake News for
your chance. Had tickets to gosee comedian John Oliver at the Schnitz Yes

(35:37):
on September eighth. Callers ten eleven, you get to play Coming up next?
Eight six six four four five oneoh five nine is the phone number.
It's eight six six four four fiveone h five nine. A man
rattle offs the news headlines. Someare real, summer fake. You just
got to point out which one is. We got something to say? Send

(35:57):
us a message anytime using the talkback feature on the iHeart radio apps.
Laura, all right, all thisweek, we got tickets to go see
John Oliver. Comedian John Oliver,host of Last Week Tonight. I used
to be on The Daily Show,one of one of the funniest guys on
TV. Honestly, that show LastWeek Night is so good, so uh

(36:21):
informative and hilarious, formative. Ilove that I learned something every time I
watch it. Yeah, and they'relike really, they're like legitimate news reports
sprinkled with funny humor and sarcasm.And yeah, it's just a fantastic show.
Great. I mean, I mighteven think it's it's definitely better than
The Daily Show now, but Idon't. It's up there. John Stewart
was really great because they had Yeahthey've got all week two right, true?

(36:46):
Yeah, Daily Show. Godow that'sa lot. Yeah, and so
that is a lot. And theywould start at like six am or five
am or something to shoot twenty twominutes of content. You had to go
so hard. Everything right in thisroom. But yeah, it's it's gonna
be a great show coming up atthe Schnitz September eighth. We'll send you
there. Let's play this game.No, it could be real or complete

(37:10):
bullsh You are fake news. Thisis real news or fake news. Every
one of these stories you're about tohear is real. Only one comes from
Florida or wait what pilot moment?Okay, we've reached cruising out to too.
I got a lot of sleep yesterdayand I was really talkative today.

(37:30):
Not enough sleep, clearly because I'msaying things. I'm talkative. But if
they're all it's all wrong. Youknow what that means? Tomorrow, sweet
spot right right in your zone.I gotta get this insomnia under control.
But yes, no, I'm gonnaread off some news headlines Summer real,
summer fake. You still have topoint out which one is which to get
these tickets. Here, let's goto JR. In Silverton. Good morning,

(37:52):
JR. Hey, good morning Buecrew. Was it yesterday's contestant from
Silverton? Yes? Yeah, it'slike all nine people have are going to
be on by within two weeks ifwe keep this up, there goes.
It's a lot of personality out there. They don't come into a lot of
interaction. All right, dude,you've gotta get three out of five to

(38:14):
win. Do you read much ofthe paper? Do you watch the news?
Not at all? Alright, you'redepressing. Okay, fair, it's
fair. That's what the guy yesterdaysaid too. Maybe he's just out there
in Silverton breathing in that fresh air. I would be it's time to play
real news. Are fake news?Real or fake? JR? Nevada brothel

(38:36):
giving discounts to repressed Utah residents?Oh that's got me fake? Is that
a fake story? I love toget a coup on. I think that's
hilarious. Gotta get a coup andput on real or fake. Couple vacationing

(38:58):
in Greece sees Elvis in their beachtowns. Oh fake? Is that a
fake story? Man? He's onthe rail. Also real story? You
get the next one wrong, dude, you gotta listen to us. Give
you John Oliver tickets to somebody elsewho did nothing. I'm on pick it
up man arrested after punching neighbor forputting Christmas lights up in August? Real?

(39:27):
True? Why not? Bro?Sorry plummer, I'm looking for a
silver lining. It's just hard craftthe bed there. You gotta listen to
us. Give the tickets to somebodywho did nothing. And his name is
Phil from Salem. Good morning,Phil, Good morning. You just got

(39:51):
John Oliver tickets. Browsky. Heck. Yeah, that's one awesome job I
did this morning. I'm ready foryou. That's how we like to do
it. Thank you. All right, dude, hang on the phone.
We'll get your information and you willsee if the show because I'm gonna go
to that show, all right.Thanks for playing the other guy, JR.
Are they there? Young? Heheard that plot and he's gone.

(40:16):
I was not expecting that. Kerkplunk I gotta be on the gravity is
a thing. So yesterday, closeto the end of the show, yesterday
we were on the air and westarted talking about the longest running shows,
and not only longest running radio shows, and not only Oregon but also the
country. Yeah, and we werewondering, what are those shows, what's

(40:36):
the longest running radio show in thecountry. I'm The first thing comes to
mind is like Howard Stern, right, yeah, of course, Bob and
Tom. You know, they're stilldoing their thing, yeah, or one
of them. Is one of themstill doing their thing retired? And it's
a NodD question because when you justtry and go to your stand standard Googles
of the world, they say thingslike the Grand Old Opry podcast or what

(40:57):
radio broad I don't count count.I kind of like these type of radio
shows. And that's what I'm saying. So that's what makes it that's what
makes it harder to die, becausenormally it would be a click away.
You know, By the way,if I retire or die, you guys
better keep my name in the showtitle. Because there's there's stations all over
the country doing it, and Iwill be I will haunt your souls for
the rest of my days. Sowhat is the acceptable and not just for

(41:20):
you? If I were to die, or Laura was to die, what
is the acceptable number of years beforeyou take your name on? You take
the name off for them? Ordo you leave it on for them?
But for how long? Is thatlike a cash grab? You know what?
I don't know, it doesn't matter, I don't care. But there's
a guy in Dallas, Texas.His name is Kid Cradic and he yea

(41:43):
and I think it's He's a fantastiche was a fantastic radio host, great,
great with charities and stuff that stufffor kids. He died like nine
or ten years ago, and there'sstill and it's still the Kid Cradic Morning
Show and it's one of the toprated shows in Dallas. Dude, I
I you know, I would behonored if you guys hold onto my name.
Yeah, if I were. Ifyou got hit outside of by a
bus, yeah, if you gothit by bus. Bro, I'm not

(42:05):
We're not changing the name. Seeyou look at that. That's friends.
Laura's like, why not we changedit when I got here? We could
do one more out of sight,out of mind. I do feel kind
of bad for the hosts who areon that show now because it's they've been
on the show. Somebody entirely differentis hosting the show every day. Steve

(42:25):
at some point, Vegas, Stevenot good enough to get a name in
here. Yes, it's a brand. It's a brand, and I will
I will hold her guist your life. I swear to God if you guys
changed the name exactly, don't makeme haunt you. Courts on the mic
his house, Good morning, courtherey. How's it going. So we
were talking about the longest running radioshows in Oregon and in the country yesterday.

(42:49):
Are we the long We're the longestrunning radio show in Oregon? Are
we right? I think you toldme that local in Portland. In Portland,
I can't speak for all of Oregon, because there could be some like
Podunk little town where you know,some guy's been on for fifty years.
I don't know for sure, butit's certainly be in Portland. It's not
any legitimates Big Bill and Pendleton.Yeah, exactly, it could be.
But Big Bill lives in one bedroom, you know, on a plantation somewhere.

(43:14):
It's not exactly a career. So, yeah, what's the longest running
show and we you know, isit Stern? We know Stern because we
looked up Stern and I think onsince nineteen seventy five. Yes, that's
a ride, which is longer thanI thought. Actually the verge of I
mean, your entire life. Atsome point, is there ever like a
go fishing moment or like, hey, I just want to chill, I

(43:37):
don't want to do this, Ordoes a guy like Howard Stern get to
do so little now that it's barelywell, I think that's it. He's
getting paid so much to three daysa week. This shows only three days
a week and it's only like threehours now, sits down and speaks.
And I think that's why you needto put an asterisk next to to Stern's
name, because ever since he switchedover to satellite, it's it's kind of
he kind of took his foot offthe gas. So you know, he's

(43:58):
been on for that long, butat the same time, he kind of
hasn't. So Drew and I youand I you and I've been doing a
show together since I think two thousandand two. Yeah, so I always
try and go back to how oldwe are versus how old we were.
So it's I think it's now twentyand it's about to start. It's twenty
first year of being around each Jesus, because you know, you gotta think

(44:19):
I was twenty two when you weretwenty one when we met. Dude twenty
one years Yeah, dude, areyou serious? So it's that but that
that's we've been together for twenty oneyears. That's us in the top forty
radio. Yeah that else. Yeah, that's insane to me. It is
crazy. You guys gonna brow outright now. We're hug I'm we're going
to touch tips later. Yes yesterdayin the podcast that you know, the

(44:44):
people who are our age have beendoing their job for twenty years and they
are They are the one what gotus on this topic yesterday as a listener
called the show who had been listeningto us since he was twelve years old
and he's now about to turn thirty, and I was like, what the
hell and what because it you know, it doesn't feel like that to me,
and so it kind of shocked meand it made me feel old night.

(45:06):
Well, even in this installment righthere where it's been eight years,
think about that if you were afifteen year old kid when when we started
up here and now you're twenty three, like the transition from doing nothing to
everything in your life has been achronic adult. Yeah, we want to
know how long have you listened tothe show to Me and Drew, the
Donkey Show or whatever, in anyof its forms and any of its form

(45:30):
The Pride Todd Party. Take somehonorablemen. Laura was in West Virginia for
a little bit. She went bywhat was it? Cricket? Because it
was hopper in cricket, you wentby cricket. What was it? Cricket?
Mcgilla cutty. I worked for astation called Froggy Country, and everyone
had to have frog being shame onthem, not you, Jimminy cricket in

(45:52):
the afternoon, Hey Jimmy here.Another mid days guy was his name was
Splash. There was a radio stationand one of our bosses, Chris,
who works in Seattle now, wentto a station I think in Fort Myers
and it was a station. Itwas a presidential themed station, so all
the jocks had to have presidential names. So like there was George George Washington

(46:14):
in the midday news talk or music, it was music. It was country
that is like not okay weekends,Alexander Hamilton at night. Yeah, it's
amazing. Yeah. So George Jeffersonin the morning, church whom I thinking,

(46:35):
Church jeff thinking and an idiot presidentGeorge Jefferson. We had to brush
up on our presidential knowledge. AndI bet they have like honest abe and
the whole deal over there. Yeah. I can't remember what Chris went by.
I don't remember who he was,Yeah, something like that. There

(46:58):
was a John Adams on the station. The definitely wasn't remember. You want
to get the most normal president name, you can ye, go to what
he does the overnight show. Yeahit Lauren, good morning, Hey,
good morning. I bet it wasa big as in two thousand high school
two thousand and three, even listeningto us. Geez, so that's like

(47:19):
early Donkey show. You guys wereneubs. Yeah we're twenty two yous.
I graduated in north Portland Wilsonville HighSchool. Rough Riders, Oh nice,
go Rough Riders roll. Oh yeah, that's what it is. I'm having
all over the place this morning.I'm doing Warren g DMX Oh sorry,

(47:45):
firefest a DMX is rough Riders.Yeah, DMX. Yeah. DMX is
rough riders, he said, becausehe couldn't you went to Firefest. Maybe
he can't. He could drop shopping, open up, drop up, hop
by yourself. You have to havethe do all the pieces, all right,

(48:07):
thanks dude. He's like, it'sgetting weird. Dude said, he
listened in high school and then ispushing forty. So we got we got
a pull up online right now.We'd like to know how long have you
been listening to the program. Yeah, and there's also great a little throwback
photo up there. Good myself,so go check it out. I think

(48:28):
we're aging very well. Thank you, Laura. I agree. You can
follow us on Instagram and TikTok atone oh five nine The Brew. It's
one oh five nine The Brew,Portland's rock station. Tander Drew and Laura.
We asked the question the last segment, how long have you been listening
to the show, whether it's theDonkey Show that we had in Eugene or
this installment of the program. TanderDrew and Laura, how long have you

(48:49):
been a listener. We've got apull on our instagram right now at one
of five nine The Brew. There'sa couple options there you can, you
know, you can choose because we'dlike to we'd like to know. We're
also wondering who's like the longest showin Oregon, and there's got to be
a Poe Dunker somewhere, but Iwould like to know that name. I
don't know that name. So I'mgoing to play Hollywood Harry. I don't
know if Harry exists out in Burns. Yeah, I don't. I don't

(49:14):
know. I don't know if theyexist. I think it's us until Hollywood
Harry presents himself, because yeah,we've been doing it. You and I
started. I just found out it'sbeen twenty one years or twenty one years,
I guess, yeah, twenty intothe twenty into the twenty first year.
And uh, but that's what westarted in two thousand and two,
and we've seen many styles come andgo. Band crazy to me, I

(49:35):
mean, it's just crazy about howmany boss, how many bosses we've we've
survived, because early on, youknow you're you're a slave to your boss,
right because you think that like they'regonna end your life, and then
you a bunch of them get firedover the year, and then you realize
they are just janitors. Yeah,exactly. They just come in and they
say the last They always all thepds trash the last PD say he was
an idiot. I'm the I'm thebest guy, and that guy inevitably gets

(49:59):
fired or gets another job, andthen we get another guy who does the
exact same thing. I'm the best, always got it. The last guy's
got it down here. Can wejust look out always work? Can we
smile a nod? Yeah, youguys are sounding like such air talent right
now, but you know, justbeing a cockroach. You know, we
survived nuclear situation. After the apocalypse, it'll be uh cockroaches us and Ozzy

(50:23):
Osbourne and that's yeah. I mean, he'll probably outlive all of us we
want to. He might have justsealed his fate with what you've been saying
about dead people. My bad luck. Honestly, she killed Bubbar. This
week, we are getting some textmessages in on our lazy boy text line.
At nine eight nine seven, thisperson from zero to eighty says,

(50:43):
bring back Throbbits. My wife wasin middle school when she was calling you
guys on kadok oh, and wewere talking yesterday that there are people who
were like, oh, my God, you're my dad's favorite show. Whoa
h. This person from zero toeighty said, listen to you guys in
high school since the Donkey Show aroundtwo thousand and four ish. I remember

(51:04):
when that station went down. Mywife remembers calling into contests into the top
forty radio station. It's a Tannerwould answer, and he was a dick.
Yeah, nothing's changed. Old habitsdie. We're mid thirties and we're
gonna try to be a bacon andbeer September twenty second. That's awesome.
This person says, this is somewhatlike what you're talking about. I have

(51:27):
a best friend who's known me forthirty nine years and thirty nine years old
and he's forty one. Woke off. Oh yeah, this is exactly what
we're talking about. Your your fortyyear BroMans. This is our twenty year
Bromanify. One says, I've beenlistening to the show since Sarge handed the
reins to Tanner. Holy crap.Wow, well look at that pretty you're
as I really appreciate you guys listento the show. It's it's because of

(51:50):
everyone that we're able to feed ourfamilies, especially Drew's got another kid.
On the way. Yeah, Imean give up on me now you basically
starve out a kid. Yeah,all right, we'll gilt trip. You
want to listen to this brow Theyhave nothing else. We got that.
Laura's got the news coming up nextwe have Yeah, October fourth is a
date you'll want to remember. I'lltell you why. That's coming up right
after the Chili Peppers Happy Thursday.It's one oh five nine The Brew Now

(52:13):
our Brew News Update powered by eventIs Health Portland and OHSU Health Partner.
Here's Laura. You're gonna want toput this on your calendar. October fourth,
at about eleven twenty am, there'sgoing to be a nationwide emergency alert
test. So you don't freak out. You're gonna hear it on your cell
phone, your TV, and theradio. A FEMA and the FCC are

(52:36):
doing a drill to test to theemergency alert system and the wireless alert system.
In the event, of course ofa real and serious emergency. These
will warn and give directions, whichis why the drill is necessary. Of
course, this one is just goingto be a test, but heads up
because there's a chance you will havea little bit of a jump scare.

(52:57):
When all of those devices go offat once on October fourth, eleven,
twenty so just a heads up there. Of course, Aaron Rodgers is no
longer in Green Bay and a lotof people in Wisconsin or a little upset
about that. So one bar inparticular is kind of turning it into a
fun little game. A bar inMilwaukee is offering free drinks when the Jets

(53:21):
lose this season. Of course,Aaron Rodgers spent eighteen years as a Green
Bay Packers quarterback, but the ownersof Jack's American Pub they're not exactly rooting
for him as he continues his careerwith the Jets. In order to get
free drinks, a bar tab hasto be open fifteen minutes before a Jets
game starts, and the fans haveto be present for the entire game,

(53:44):
and then Rogers has to start andthe Jets and Packers can't be playing at
the same time, so there's allsorts of weird fade. But three drinks
every time they lose. You justlose, yes, please, kind of
fun anyway, that's all all right, thank you much. Coming up next,
we're gonna play the four and getyou qualified for a brand new Lazy

(54:04):
boy, which means we need callersone through four right now, eight six,
six, four four five, oneoh five nine. We'll play that
in just a few minutes, andthen we gotta pick a winner because it's
the end of the month. Yep, that's right. We'll do that right
after blur after Thursday. It's Tanner, Drew and Lord and now no Tanner

(54:25):
and Drew's the four brought to youby Lazy Boy. Oh boy, now
it means so much more listeners,we make ready, all right? We
played this game every Thursday trying toget somebody qualified for a brand spanking new
Lazy Boy. Yeah. Yeah,And we are going to pick a winner.
I is it today or tomorrow?We're gonna do that. We are

(54:45):
gonna pick a winner today hopefully andannounce tomorrow. All right, So tomorrow
at like like nine am, we'llmake the announcement. All right, couch
o'clock, chair o'clock. That's right, Drew, How is the game played?
We've four contestants hanging out on fourdifferent phone lines, are gonna take
turns eliminating each other just by callingout a phone line. The only thing

(55:07):
is you don't know what line you'reon. You could eliminate your neighbor,
you could eliminate yourself. When oneremains, they're qualified for a brand new
lazy Pools. Right, let's meetour contestants and no particular order. Thank
you, fix studio audits. Let'sgo to Laura. Not our Laura,
but another Laura calling from Vancouver.Good morning, good hey, good morning.

(55:31):
Our next contestant is calling from OregonCity. His name is Jesse.
Good morning, Jesse, what upI hear? It's truly nasty around that
that bridge they're repairing right now,and no see oh yeah, the construction
yet, Yeah, it's just anightmare. They got these cranes and nobody
knows how to handle it, andit's just a night on the water.

(55:52):
Yet, what's it gonna be?Dadling? I heard like man, Good
luck with that. Our next contestantscalling from Cornelius. His name is Dallas.
Good morning, Dallas, good morning. How are you guys doing doing
well this morning? Thanks man.And our next contestants is calling from Forrest

(56:13):
Grow. His name is Brian.Good morning, Brian, good morning.
How are you doing doing well?Man? We all know how to play
the game. Yes, oh yes, let's get somebody qualified for a brand
new Lazy Boy and play the fullLet's go to Brian and Forrest grow.

(56:36):
Which line should we eliminate? First? Line? One line, I'm gonna
take. Go ahead, I'm gonnatake number three, number three, he
said, very excited. Brian,you just eliminated Jesse. I haven't heard
of us, all right, Jesse, all right, brother. He doesn't

(56:58):
sound sorry at all. Hear thesmile on his face. Yea. Let's
go to Dallas and Cornelius. Dallas, which line should be eliminate next?
Let's go with one line one,he says, Dallas just eliminated yourself.

(57:19):
That's not good. It's good forsomebody not youre down too. We'll see
you, buddy, Thanks for playing. Let's go to Laura and Vancouver.
Which line should we eliminate? Next? Thank you? Line two? She
says, Laura, you just eliminatedyourself. Oh gratulations, Brian, your

(57:47):
finalists, Frank Brand spanking new lazyjust before football seasons, the perfect I'm
perfect time. Yes, hang onthe phone, get your information. Thank
you for playing, my friend.I love that. What a great time

(58:08):
to get a new lazy boy.Imagine that because I know the feeling and
it's been a while where you're inthe lazy boy and you have completely relaxed
feet and they're spread out just enoughfor you to watch the game through your
feet that are up in your lazyboy. That's that's the peak. It's
life. That's the life. That'sexactly where you need to be, life
watching between your own feet. Planto live in this life until I die,

(58:30):
you guys, which could be soonbecause I'm in the zero gravity position
enjoying the game right now. Allright, it'd be a good place to
breathe your last though, if you'rejust chilling, peel me out of that
thing and it's stayed resistant, allright. So in the last hour,
we were talking about the show andwe wanted to know what's the longest running

(58:53):
radio show in Oregon. We thinkit's us because you're and I started in
two thousand and two, which isnuts because like a call what got us
on this topic yesterday as a callercalled up and said, dude, I've
been listening to guys since I wastwelve. I'm about to turn thirty.
Yeah, that's right, And sowe got to talking about it, like,
what's the longest running show in thecountry. Probably stern Or Bob and
Tom or something like that. Butin Oregon, we're pretty sure it's US.

(59:15):
I don't think anybody survived this long. There's a lot of turnover over
the last twenty years, so Ithink I think we're in the running.
We got some text messages on ourLazy Boy text line because we wanted to
know how long have you been listeningto the program? Forty eight ninety four
says I've been listening over fifteen yearsand actually cried when The Donkey Show ended
in Eugene. I love your showand I listen every day six to ten

(59:36):
am. Damn, dude, thankyou. That's impressive. That's loyalty.
This one says, I've been listeningfor probably sixteen years or so. The
best thing I've heard on the radiossince butt Pirates of the Caribbean. Well
that that was also us. It'san old bit we did. It was
just a parody of Pirates of theCaribbean dead Man's Chest. Yes, I

(59:57):
remember. I mean it's magic.There's a cartoon made out of it.
Let's see someone so see anyway.Yeah, So it's basically they grew up
and we grew up in the samesituation because we were just kids. I
was thinking when we first started doingclub gigs, we were barely old enough
to be in those clubs, Like, we didn't know the first thing about

(01:00:20):
running the club gig. We'd beenthere for six minutes. I hated that.
That's how you that's how you stayedfed when you're back in yeah,
back in kay fed Land. Yougotta stay up till like eleven o'clock at
night to then start your job ateleven. The anxiety when you start at
midnight at some of these places becausethey want now is just like, no

(01:00:40):
way I would be on hospital bedif you started me at midnight. Oh
god, Oh, someone says,Lars Larson's been on for twenty five years.
Oh so maybe, yeah, Larshas been on. Oh damn,
we just got demoted. Yeah,we just fell right down the pack in
the order. And now thru sportsears drew. Well, there's never been

(01:01:09):
a sporting event where more people wentto watch a women's sport than volleyball yesterday.
Now, I don't if you wereto ask me that just out of
the out of the blue, like, hey, do you think a volleyball
game could break the all time stadiumattendance record? No, absolutely not,
because it is for the layman kindof a boring thing to watch. But

(01:01:30):
this isn't just your average volleyball team, and a lot more goes into it
than you'd think. They are afive time national champion, so they're one
of those teams. They're like theYankees of college women's volleyball, and they
went so big they filled the stadiumand the surrounding area. This is just
a warm up as college football arrivesthis weekend and you can see kids on

(01:01:52):
campus, the parties are going,barbecues are all fired up. I'm ready.
I'm gonna give myself a clock darterythis weekends. Hamilton is signing on
for another run in Formula one.He'll extend that career through twenty twenty five.
This guy has so much money,hundreds of millions of dollars he's going
to add to the kiddie you wantthat football though that we talked about,

(01:02:14):
it is going to give you alittle taster tonight. Cam Rising, the
starting quarterback for Utah is questionable,and I would call it doubtful at this
point. Utah is still favored bysix and a half points over Florida At
this point It's on ESPN five o'clocktonight. Buckle up, there's your sport,
Thank you much. Coming up aroundnine thirty this morning, we're gonna

(01:02:35):
talk to comedian and actress Lisa andWalter. You may know her from Abbott
Elementary. Yep. She's been ona bunch of shows, a bunch of
movies. We can't really talk toher about those shows because of the writers
strike, right, I know it'sintense, which is kind of wild,
But we're going to talk to herabout the writers strike coming up at nine
thirty this morning, and she's areally, really funny lady, so make

(01:02:57):
sure you're listening for that. Alsocoming up next, I've just been handed
such a bad deck of cards.Like lately, my luck has been so
bad. Yesterday was one of theworst days for me. No, and
it's gonna cost me thousands. OhGod, I need some advice. I
will share you my problems and getyour calls. Coming up right after Tom
Petty Happy Thursday, it's Tandard Drew, Laura on the Block. Got something

(01:03:23):
to say? Send us a messageanytime using the talk back feature on the
iHeart Radio. You're waking up withTandard Drew in a Laura all right,
I man, that's such a crappyday. Yesterday, Oh man, what
went down? Well, my littledog had a like a seizure or something.

(01:03:44):
Little bear. Oh no, hehad a like I don't know what
it was. I think it wasa seizure. Oh does he has that
happened before her? I've never seenit happen before. Was it right in
front? Right in front of me? And I just you know, that
was bad. But I was alreadydealing with like a thousand of the things
at the moment. Right my waterheat went out on Sunday. I had
a guy come over yesterday from avery respect respected company and check it out.

(01:04:06):
Apparently it's the gas pressure valve onmy water tank. Okay, it's
out the tanks eleven years old.The manufacturers suggests eight to ten years on
these tanks. So it's so yeah, I think the warranties up. Yeah,
it's got to be if they're sayingit's an eight to ten years.
Yeah, so I've got to geta new water tank. I guess those

(01:04:28):
are not I could now, hesaid, I could patch it. I
could buy the gas pressure valve.That's fifteen hundreds now. But it's so
old you're probably gonna have to replaceit sooner rather than later. Anyway,
how much for the whole sill?Blank? If I do it all?
He quoted me twenty eight D.I mean, it's kind of one of
those deals. And Laura makes agood point. It already the whole tank

(01:04:49):
has expired. Yeah. No,I'm going to have to replace the whole
tank. I'm not going to dothe parts. That's just a band aid
because you like a year or two, I'm gonna have to do this all
over Superman. Uh Now my isdo I just buy the same tank that
I have, which is a BradWhitford or Brad White or something like that.
Uh fifty gallon forty thousand btu?Oh wow, I don't know what

(01:05:12):
I just said. It's amazing.So it's a it's a big one though.
It's like a your standard whole watersize water heat. Yeah, or
do I go tankless? So what'show much does that cost? The tankless
is more expensive? But I havea gas I have gas, you know,
like a gas line at my house, so that's a natural gas.
So that's I guess it's it's ifyou have an electric like powered tank you
should do the tank They say,if you have natural gas, the tankless

(01:05:36):
is more efficient apparently in the longrun. Interesting, how much are you
talking about in price compared that wassixteen hundred bucks what I found on what
was sixteen hundred tankless. That's cheaper. Yeah, so you were saying it
was cost more. But the thetank itself, if I get it from
home depot, is six hundred andeighty dollars. Okay, So it's just

(01:05:57):
like installation and labor and stuff it'sgonna cost. So I just I'm like,
I don't know what to do.I had. I took the coldest
freaking shower last night. It's goodfor you, right, you're burning the
brown fat in your body's going todie. Who's going to die? Yeah,
your body's all dude, Seriously,you know, do it a few
more times, will get used toit. It's hard to be the whole
shower that way. He's got tohave some solid And then I got like

(01:06:20):
another bill in the mail. Itwas just like one thing after the other.
Yes, that's exactly what I saidto myself. When it rains,
it pors. I think I threwmy hand in the air and yeah,
stormed downstairs, and that's brutal andsucks because I a couple of days ago
you had mentioned it and I washoping it was just the pilot light,
that's the easy. Well, theguy came over and at first he goes
all the pilots out, Maybe that'sjust it, and so he sparked it

(01:06:42):
up, and then after about sixtyseconds had died and then he tested the
gas pressure valve and he's like,yeah, this is strowing. So I
asked the question yesterday on Facebook,what should I do? I don't know
really about this stuff. I don'tknow anyone personally who has the tanklest,
so I don't have a history.Yeah I have a tanklest, but it's
because I always thought it was justbecause I have My condo's very small,

(01:07:02):
so it just makes more sense tohave a tankless because it's just mounts on
the wall. Well, when Iposted this yesterday on my Facebook page,
ninety percent of people said tankless Really, I think that's the future, right,
like a start. We're moving inthat direction anyway, So I feel
like I'm sure. And what didthe guys say? Like, what was
he Because he's the egg, Ididn't ask him about the tankless. So

(01:07:23):
I thought of that after he left, and I got to call him today
because it's I'm scheduled to have thisdone today. There's the replacement tank because
I'm guessing the guys so much moneyman, because you know the layman is
like, yeah, switch over,bro, that's not who I'd be listening.
And remember my air conditioner went outlike two weeks three weeks ago.
It's like, yeah, I mean, what is happening? Am I being
punked? God? Are you punkingme? You know what does not fair

(01:07:45):
in comfort? Does suck? Butthink of it this way. Your AC
is good, your water heaters aboutto be good, Like you're not gonna
have to worry about any of thisstuff for years and years and years after
you're done with this. But Ialways saw the interest on my credit card
debt. I always hate a costthat gets you back to even the car
breaks down. Oh it was onlytwo grand to get back to where I

(01:08:08):
was yesterday. I didn't get atwo thousand dollars pair of tires and wheels,
but the tankless one that I waslooking at on Amazon at sixteen fifteen
year warranty, that sounds good.And you don't know what to do,
though, I don't know what todo. You know, even if I
get the tankless, who's gonna installit? Right, I'm gonna do that.
You're gonna have to take all thatcost into consideration because there's probably way

(01:08:29):
fewer installers at this point. Imight just burn the house down and live
on the ashes and the insurance money. You could say it was it's a
simpler life. I have the idea, now that we just created evidence,
I screen you'd be great until winterhits. Oh my god, sure it'd
be nice to have a house rightabout insulated tent. I don't know what
to do. I honestly don't,and I'm hoping that there's a listener who

(01:08:51):
can point me in the right direction. It's Tanner, Ju and Laura,
good morning. Either help me orkill me? Now? All well,
I would recommend going with tankless ifyou're the only one living there and nobody
else is there, it's just me, because then your water heater is not
heating up water that is never goingto be used. And if I go

(01:09:12):
on vacation, it's not just heatingwater while I'm just using power while I'm
gone. Well, what's the margins? Like, how thin are the margins
there, So like if he hadhouse, because say his aunts come over
and his grandma and they want totake a row with showers, you can't
no longer do that with a tanklessyou can because it's still gonna keep heating
on demand. Yeah, so whatheatsa as you go. But I could

(01:09:33):
take a twenty four I could takea twenty four hour shower by myself,
but could four people take twenty fourhour showers by themselves? That's something you
would have to talk to a plumber. And it probably just depends on the
unit that you buy now so youcan get the big sexy that goes you
know. Some the commercial ones werelike four or five six grand. I'm
not you know, yeah, andyou're not running a locker that is just

(01:09:55):
used and it's not like you're takingforty five minute showers. So drawing a
bath here and there, thanks tothe call bro, I appreciate it.
It's it's crazy because on Friday Idid draw a bath. Yeah, well,
you know, sometimes you need it. I get cold and sometimes it's
get some ebbs and salt. There'snothing wrong. I feel like there's nothing
wrong with me putting a bath saltin there or lighting a candle. It's
Tanner Join Laura. Good morning,Syrian Steve. Hey, good morning.

(01:10:19):
How are you bro doing well?My friend? What the hell do I
do? Hey? Well, I'mgonna you know, Syrians have a bunch
of hold on Steve, hold on, He said the S word. I
had to dump it. It's thefirst time I think we've ever dumped Syrian
Steve. Don't think that's true.Yeah, he something like every once in
a while he goes all like alleyCat with the mouth. I don't know

(01:10:40):
what the full lady in the tramp. Yeah he does. So I think
I think he's got it out ofhis system. You got out of your
system. I please do not curseagain, but yeah, go ahead.
So I got a lovely uncle thatdoes h back and he can help you
out and give you a Syrian Stevediscount. Oh he can do as he

(01:11:03):
can do whatever you want. Okay, Now, do you have a tankless
or a tanky? I got atank you. He actually installed it for
me. All I had to dowas pay for it. But I'm Kenny
and his disc out. Kenny installinstall us. I think it's just tanks.

(01:11:25):
Thank you, tank tanks tanky guys, come on, you can do
whatever you want. I love itall right, so you I can give
you a number off the air,okay, yeah, hang on the phone.
Then I'll get your This is good. I'd like to, you know,
maybe get some quotes because I thinkit's also a whole hell three grand
in this scenario to really listen tothe expert because a lot of people who

(01:11:49):
maybe on our Facebook have gone tankless. But that's new technology, so we
don't know from them. What fortyyears Yeah, well most things don't go
that long anymore. But like,yeah, I've heard that new appliances in
Chandra. Yeah yeah, but they'relike, okay, well we want to
buy again. The dude yesterday toldme the things now are built for efficiency,

(01:12:12):
which means they fail quicker, becauseit's you know, back then,
things were built to last, andyou know the cars. You know,
a television my grandmother had it waslike it's like the first television, It's
true, and she had this thingand it didn't die ever. I don't
think it took a long time towarm up, right. It would take
a ten minutes to have a pictureshow close. You get a tan,
but it doesn't happen. That doesn'thappen anymore. Yeah, I don't make

(01:12:36):
nice things anymore. Phones are goingcrazy, the hotlines ringing. Let's go
to that first, because it couldbe the boss. It's Tanner join Lor
good morning. Hello. They hungup. If it was the Boss,
he can get done with us.Let's go to page online one. Good
morning, Page Morning. I wantto see that message last night about the

(01:12:58):
tank list. Yeah, you probablywant to get a tankless I think,
yeah, yeah, tank How muchdo you think I should spend on a
tankless water heater? Well? Minewas a lot. Mine was little over
eight thousand install. How many kidsare? How many people at your house?
How many rooms? How many bathrooms? Uh? Well, you know

(01:13:20):
a three bed room. You don'thave you know, four people in the
house. But still, I meanthankless is great. I mean you could
just you can just turn on theshower and just shower all that. So
is a sixteen hundred tankless water heaternot good enough if you'd spent eight k?
Well, how's how big is it? Well? Uh, I mean
we started from scratching. Years isgoing to be start from scratch too.

(01:13:43):
But I mean, if you're gettinga great rate, go for it.
I mean, Paulo was not cheapto uh to install. Yeah, they're
great. They had to do it. They know what they're doing that.
Yeah, they had to do acustom they said it was a custom exhaust
event to the roof and they didn'teven do the custom install. They had

(01:14:03):
another company come in and do that. Well, just make sure it's done,
Ryan, right, exactly you wantme to get exactly want that thing
will cave in by the afternoon.I mean you'll get you'll get a vent,
but that'll be it. Thank youfor the call, my friend.
All right, more of your callsand texts coming up. I see a
lot of texts and talk back messages. We'll get to those. In Portland
Drack Station one of five nine,the Broods, Tanner, Drew and Laura.

(01:14:24):
So I'm trying to figure out whatthe hell I am gonna do about
my water tank. Yeah, it'sa nightmare. It went out on I
guess Sunday night, Monday morning sometime. I took a lukewarm shower Monday and
didn't shower until the last night,and which it's a lot of time for
you, two days. It's along time for me. Yeah, not
for me, but I did.Yeah, I took one last night.

(01:14:45):
It was a cold ass shower.But now I'm like, you know,
it's I guess it's gonna be liketwenty eight hundred. Well I was quoted.
One quote was twenty eight hundred forreplacement tank just what I got,
Same thing I got. But theneveryone's telling me you should do a tankless.
It's natural as lyne at your house, So just do tankless. It's
more efficient, Right, I don'tknow what to do. I worry a
little bit about that whole modification process. How long is that going to take?

(01:15:09):
You know, because it's like wealways talk about electric cars and then
you get your electric car home andyou're like, oh, wait, I
have to install a battery unit?How much? How much do I have
to do with the house if Iget a tankless? That's a good question.
Yeah, I mean, don't youhave to do something with the gas
line? I don't think I meanthe gas The tankless water heaters have been
around for a minute, so Iwouldn't worry about, oh, is this

(01:15:29):
a piece of technology that's just likegoing to end up not working out.
It's gonna make sure it's perfect.Yeah, but yeah, who knows what
the prep is like, and wegot some We got some talkback messages to
the iHeart radio app. That sucks. I would definitely look into the tank
question. We'd put a minute ourfacility there at work water whatever it needs

(01:15:50):
great, Yeah, definitely look intothat. I have a great day car.
It happened, thanks man. Butwho's who am I going to have
to install? It? Is ourcompany? That just of course. Yeah,
and you might get a third cousinof Syrian Steve over there with his
arms rule though, going at it, you got another talk back. The
answer is tank less is the isthe best choice. However, you need

(01:16:14):
to take the consideration that you thesize of your gas line. You don't
have a three quarter inch gas linecoming into your home. You're talking,
I have no idea eighteen to twentygrand to update to be able to do
a tankless So a lot of peopledon't know that, but it can extremely
raise the price of your tangless hotwater. Eter. Well, the house
is built in twenty twelve, Doesthat changing anything because a lot of these

(01:16:39):
situations, you know, they're allover town. You got houses built in
nineteen twelve, right, and yougot place is built in twenty three.
So I'm hearing this stuff and I'mlike, twenty three puckering up. That's
how bad it's hitting me. Thisthese prices I'm hearing, I mean a
dolphin blowholete but he's going worst casescenario. Are you like, oh,
this could happen? So but yeah, and it's like, it's not like

(01:16:59):
you have to get tankless. Soif if you realize that, oh it's
going to actually cost me twenty grand, just go ahead and get a regular
tank that's twenty two hundred tanky.But yeah, I mean it's better than
twenty thousand. Yeah, you know, because it's my only worry is is
it anything like a washer dryer inone? You know, it's like,
oh, well, why wouldn't Iget one of those? Well, it

(01:17:20):
doesn't necessarily do what I wanted itto do. But the one I was
looking at with sixteen hundred bucks andhad a fifteen year warranty. So that
part's that's the good part if ButI'm also not going to swim up stream
against technology, like the person says, why would you ever want a cordless
phone? I get it? Timeto change it, right, Hi,
it's Tannardo and Laura. Good morning, hey serves again with the tankless water

(01:17:43):
heater. You also have to checkyour electrical panel because it takes like four
breakers, so he probably has heprobably baker panel, but he probably has
open breakers, you know, Likefirst I've seen them, but it's like
it's just something else I have todo, I know, but the whoever
installs just walks over there and putsthem in. All right, thank you,

(01:18:05):
bro for bringing me down again.Let's go to Sean Britt. Good
morning, Sean Britt, Good morning. Are we still on the hanky tanky
Yeah, talk, hanky tanky talk. So if you don't need the room,
for one, just I've been inconstruction a long time, thirty years,

(01:18:27):
And if you don't need the room, just grab a like for like.
Because one, the regulator on thegas if you have to change that,
there is no way that it's goingto save you money, even in
the lifetime of the warranty. Two. If you don't need the room,
it's already plumbed in. It's perfect. You can do it yourself, canner

(01:18:53):
and it's your water tanks in yourgarage, right, So it's not like
you're trying to say, and yeah, it's not in my room. Way
at all. It's like behind ashelf, even if it's Yeah, so
I think you're gonna have to geta list of what it's gonna cost for
seven hundred bucks and uh six pack. You know you could have you and

(01:19:13):
a buddy come over. It's supereasy, just change out. I just
I don't know how to do it. I need I need to. I
need somebody who I trust that's doingyou know what. I mean him a
wrench because I and I can help. I can get what do you need
to get. I can get ndyou the scalpel about what I can do
your worst beef water. I mean, he says, electrical Court built an

(01:19:33):
entire second floor of his house.I'm sure he could do it too.
Yeah, and you could probably don'tthink want to help me with that stuff.
But I'm going to make him.You make Casey happy. You buy
him something he likes. Yeah,he'll do be happy if I test,
you know, tell him a joint. Yeah stoked? All right, Jean
Brett. I'll call you later andsee if maybe maybe you can may have

(01:19:54):
some insight into what to do ifyou need help. Just give me a
car, guys, all right,brother, thank you? All right,
that's so, it's such a bummer. It's just such a bummer. It's
a drag. But I mean,but honestly, seven hundred bucks and a
six pack sounds a lot better thantwenty eight hundred sounds a lot better than
this. Sixteen hundred sounds a lotbetter than the sixteen thousand and that gas
line thing. If you can't,if you can't break even in fifteen years,

(01:20:15):
then they can forget about totally.Now that's a deal breaker for sure.
All Right, more of your callsand texts coming up. Also,
we're gonna have a comedian and actress, Lisa Ann Walter on the show.
She is incredibly funny. You mightknow her from Abbott Elementary, the TV
show on ABC. You can't talkto her about that because of the writers
strike, but we're going to talkto her about the writers strike around nine
thirty this morning, one to fivenine the Brew, Tanner, Drew and

(01:20:38):
Laura KCP butter Bay just locked justwalked in. What do you think,
man? Do you think I shouldget the tank list or do you think
I just buy what I already have? The water heater that went out at
my house? Well, and canyou do it? Yes? You're underestimating
how manageable this project is. Sookay, I'm just freaking out because I'm

(01:20:59):
hearing a lot of my out take. You take your hand truck down to
home depot and you buy the youbuy the water heater, you take it
home, you drain your old one. Why is he so condescending when he
says yeah, because I've told youthere seven times. Client. Yeah,
I'm the client, and not todayahead Today, I'm trying to help you
be a homeowner and like take careof stuff without having to pay thousands of

(01:21:20):
dollars. Watch a couple of YouTubevideos. Get yourself a wrench and take
care of it. Okay, okay, so you why do I get a
wrench? To get a wrench?But so you're telling him buy himself to
take his water heater off. No, he didn't know I would come out
and help him. But I'm justsaying, you're taking two water lines off,
and you're disconnecting a gas line,and then you're draining the old So

(01:21:42):
you so you suggest I don't dothe tankless and just stick with what I
already had to you try tankless isawesome. It gives you as much hot
water as you would ever need efficiencywise. But then the guy was saying,
I have to check that gas linebecause if I don't have a to
extend it, I don't know ifthere's like a specific rule to that,
if you need a hard pipe thatup to the tankless. They said,

(01:22:03):
width of line is a certain work. It looked like he's got a three
quarter line, and I would guessbeing a twenty ten house, yeah that's
right, that's right, even better, but you know it's new two years.
Yeah. One of the pictures yousaid me yesterday, it showed your
gas line and it didn't look likea half inch gas line, So I
think, right, all right,all right, but well yeah, I

(01:22:25):
would say, like, it's notit's not uh an all day thing.
This is probably a two hour job. What is he saying? It's condescending
towards me, you know, justtrying to call hands together and talks to
you like, let me tell youa little something. This is how it
works. Done about all right?So here, buckle up that little brainy,

(01:22:45):
get around some just nerves, yeahfreaking out. Yeah, I think
I'm under a lot of stress rightnow. And let's look at and help
you. And you know what thegood news is is the last time and
the AC went out. We thoughtit was going to be super expensive and
it wasn't. Yeah. What wasweird was I told him how to fix
that too, and here we arestill calling people. Yeah, and you

(01:23:06):
were right, you were right.So maybe that's what the tone is.
A little saucy. Sides gave himthe correct sidestepping, by the way,
he feels, I just told youwhat my neighbor said. Yeah, and
you attacked me. I told him, I told him that you were wrong.
By the way, we haven't spokensince, so I think his manhood's

(01:23:29):
just he's gonna pop it out andget relationships ruined. I'm just saying,
there is an amazing sense of satisfactionwhen you when you solve a problem like
this at your own. I'll tellyou, you know, like the eight
hundred bucks or whatever that it wouldtake to do it with by myself with
a friend is a lot better thanthe three grand. Yeah, and then
you take some of that extra moneyand you go blow it on something fun.
Okay, So what does he haveto pay you? What does he

(01:23:51):
have to give you? Because Iknow you're nothing, but that's not fair.
I don't know, probably a thousandbucks. I gotta talk back message.
Hey Bruke crew, fat or here, heard you talking about changing hot
water tanks pretty easy. You know, I grew up without a dad,
so YouTube is my dad, andI just followed the step by step directions
on that Bad Girl and easy PeasyLemon squeezy got it done? All right?

(01:24:15):
Well maybe that's what I should do. Call fat thor over you can
help. All right. I'm gonnapass off from the stress. It's very
awful. I don't like it atall. For commercial free thanks lazy Boy.
On one h five nine. Comingup on tomorrow's show, another edition
of Who's the Ahole? We'll tellyou a story about a dude who found
a bunch of cash and is nowin trouble for keeping it. The full
story and your calls are coming upat eight am. And we've got one

(01:24:36):
last pair of tickets to see JohnOliver your chance to win him at seven
thirty plus a free pizza from PapaMurphy's and check out all the video clips
online at our socials at one ohfive nine The Brew We'll see it tomorrow
morning at six am with Tanner,Drew and Laura. And now back to
the podcast. You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura,

(01:25:09):
all right, we got we're havingto wait for Lisa and Walter.
It's weird because like they have peoplecall us and they're like, all right,
we're about to connect you to Lisaand Walter. Are you ready?
Yeah, I guess we're ready.And it's nerve wracking if they have a
handler, like they have a bigdeal. They got people. She's a
big deal. Lisa and Walter,good morning. Hey can it's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. It's all ofus. It's the whole gang. Ye

(01:25:30):
oh my god, I've got everybody, the entire crew. That's the whole
crew squad. Yeah, dude,I love you. Lisa. You are
so funny. I was watching yourstand up last night. You're so freaking
funny, and then I looked atyour IMDb and you've you've been You've been
been working a long time. I'vebeen working for since the year of the
Flood. Tanner, you grew upwith me, whether you wanted to or

(01:25:56):
not. Right right now. Youmay know you may know her from Abbott
Elementary. Yeah, but we can'ttalk to her about Abbot Elementary because of
the current strike that's going on rightnow. So you know what it's so,
I feel so bad for you guys. You just you have to talk
to people and like, yeah,you know your big fans of the work.
He starts the mission impossible, youknow, he's like he runs a

(01:26:18):
lot movies. We don't know whowe can't talk about. I can't talk
about that though, that's for sure. Yeah, we have to give clues.
No. I love my show,I love I love my castmates.
Charley Ralph is a miracle that Godsent us all so that we could feel
like we have hope in the world. And I need to be on set

(01:26:39):
with her every day and right nowwe're hoping to get back to it.
I think most people I saw pollast night, that most people are on
the team of the writers and actors. Most people look at the all the
executives as just the evil you know, overlords. Well, I think I
think what people have gotten Hip twoand well, here's what I find funny
Tanner and everyone is that they arelike seventy two percent on the side of

(01:27:02):
the writers and sixty seven percent onthe side of the actors. Because people
are liked those elitist spoiled babies like, but the truth is that actors like
eighty seven percent of us don't evenmake twenty six thousand dollars a years.
It's insane for health insurance. Yeah, Like it's a middle class job.
It's not all Tom Cruise. It'speople like me. It's stood next to

(01:27:25):
Tom Cruise for two scenes in amovie, right, I would say this
day and age, it's probably mostlymiddle class, right because you know,
it's only a handful of people thatare super rich and famous, right,
and they don't have to rely onthe contracts because they have fancy people that
negotiate stuff. For for example,you're not America. You're not striking right
now to renegotiate your contract. You'vesaid this, and I'm gonna play a

(01:27:45):
clip here because what you said thestrike was great. You're you're working on
striking and you're fighting for the crewmembers, the writers, the little people
that aren't they don't have a bigspot on the TV shows, right,
that don't have the power, Thebackground actors, the people that you see,
you know, in the dinner scenesand everything. They're just looking at
even just to keep up with inflation. They don't want to even pay that.
And here's the crazy thing. Andthis is where I think America is

(01:28:08):
on the side because they see itin every business, right, not just
not just this. They see itin their business where the big dogs want
to make all the money and everybodyelse can just go, you know,
go screw off. Right there,There there is a there there is a
percentage, and I think it's somethinglike less than point nine percent, like

(01:28:30):
less than one percent of their revenuecould end both strike. Is it true
and maybe you could clear some ofthese rumors? Is it true that Disney
alone could clear all this up?Just what they what they made last quarter?
Like I heard what Disney alone couldfix all of this? Yeah,
but I mean honestly, they're likeobviously not going to give us all the
money they make in a quarter,but all of them combined and they and

(01:28:54):
they increased people know this. Theyincrease their subscription prices because they're like,
oh, well, we're not makingas much. But that's what happens is
there. See, they change thebusiness. They were like, we're going
streaming now and we're not going topay you any money in residuals. And
people think, well, I don'tmake extra money after I work wide you.
But that's not it. It's likethis, we put in sweat equity

(01:29:16):
while you build your streaming things.They're like, work for twenty five percent
of what you've always worked for,worked for literally twenty five percent of what
it costs you to live. Andthen you know, if this makes money,
we'll cut you guys in somewhere downthe line. But the thing is,
they said that all along the way, DVD table, all along the

(01:29:36):
way, they've said that, andthey never cut anybody in. And now
people, so how can they legallydo that if the revenue is reportable and
that you look it up on theinternet, you know, how can they
say we're not making any money whenit's we can see that they've made money.
Oh well, yeah, I knowmine too. Somebody's making money.
If you can afford to pay thebig guys what you're paying them some much

(01:29:59):
money. But they don't have toeach individual show is doing. And that's
what they like to do is say, oh this this is creative Hollywood bookkeeping.
You know that company Mirror Max,that another valdemort ran, another rape
sort of guy. Anyway, thatcompany never made money. Even though we

(01:30:21):
all saw kill Bill, we allsaw pulp fiction all their movies. They
never reported that they made any moneywhat they do. How how is this
I don't know how if it's evenlegal, and how they can just get
away with it and continue to getaway with it. Maybe you can clear
up some of these other rumors.Is it true that the studios wanted to
buy the likeness of extras for likeone hundred and twenty two hundred some dollars

(01:30:44):
and then use them for work halfa day's work, own them in perpetuity,
never pay them again or or askthem for their permission to use it.
So you could be like a backgroundguy. They're like, yeah,
come in, we just scan youin case thinke you died during production.
This way we have you in thebackground. But they don't even give you
a reason. They just make youcalm, they scan you, and then

(01:31:05):
all of a sudden, your grandchildrensee you pop up in an orgy scene.
Oh my super scanty. Right like, all of a sudden, you're
you're the Harpies canoe guy. Andyou didn't say you didn't even get paid
to be the Herpies canoe guy.It's not fair. No, you never
make another dollar. And they're like, well, what's the big deal?

(01:31:25):
And in these background people are likeour livelihood. Yea, there is there
an insight because I heard Seth Roganspeaking about this, and he was saying
that he's more worried that these studiosare their competitors. They don't like each
other, some of them hate eachother, and he's more worried about that.
He's more worried about the miscommunication betweenthe studios. The studios can't get
all on the same page. Soif they can't get on the same page,

(01:31:48):
how's this going to get resolved?Well, listen if you think about
it right, like the network whoBy the way, my network and studio
have been my home for many manya production. You know, I did
my first my big TV show withABC back in the day. Disney was
the parent trap I've worked with evenMirrormax was under the Disney banner. I

(01:32:09):
did Shall We Dance. I've donetons of work with them. They're great
companies. They do great stuff.They have different needs as ABC then they
do as Kulu and Disney Plus whichis streaming, so they even within the
companies, there's a problem. Butthey're truly. The issue is that there
only used to be that back inthe day, children used to be that

(01:32:33):
there were companies that were run byfamilies. Right, some some European you
know, Jewish guy came over andstarted a company, and he was in
competition with Irving Thalberg or you knowWarner whoever. They would fight against each
other. But now there's only afew companies corporations that run everything. They've

(01:32:55):
rushed everything. They've got literally likesix guys. So if they could kind
of figure out that everybody else needsto make a living and live and and
then there we won't be, youknow, marching on the barricades, then
the guillotines won't come out, youknow how long until the writers and actors
riot You just you just take overSony pictures a lot about actors riot.

(01:33:18):
They for they form a concoline,like they get to the front and they
sing, they sing songs from layMiz. Yeah, I was gonna you
don't want a bunch of angry thesbian'sup there singing rot songs. I'm hoping
that we see an end of thesoon. Well, do you think it'll
be resolved before the end of theyear, Yes, before the end of

(01:33:40):
the year or around the end ofthe year, Yes, because it's little
Christmas present. Yeah, oh god, I hope. So meanwhile, people
out there in your audience is like, this woman is hilarious. I can't
wait to go see her. Youare hilarious. So you're gonna be a
Helium comedy club this weekend, right, yeah, Helium for you know.

(01:34:00):
Here's the wonderful thing. I wasso excited about doing Portland because when I
was traveling around headlining all over thecountry before I came to Hollywood to do
TV shows and stuff, I almostmade it to every single state. But
I never performed in Oregon never.I never got to and I've never gotten
to Portland even a visit. AndI used to live in Vancouver for like
a year. I mean I wasupwards. But all the four of my

(01:34:25):
kids have gone. They loved itthere. They like talk about it how
great it is and culture and thevibe and the food and everything. Hey,
if you're not gone, not beingattacked by a drug zombie or you
step in human poop downtown, it'schallenge. Somebody told me that that it
was that there were some changes inthe laws that made it a little challenging.

(01:34:45):
Yeah, And I was like,I was eleven years in New York,
like before Juliani like, I gotso no worries this will phase you
at all. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, how many junkies,
Like, not that many, notfor you, not as many as New
York for sure. It's at Lisaand Walter. She is super freaking funny

(01:35:05):
abbot elementary. She's on that showwhen it comes back, you can watch
it. We can't talk to heabout it obviously, because we're on your
team. Were on your team.You're gonna beat Helium this weekend? Is
it two shows tonight, two showsFriday, two shows Saturday, or how's
it working? It is? No, it's a weird schedule because it's the
big you know, staycation if youdo, if you didn't have the cash

(01:35:26):
to go and have a good timesomewhere else, you guys do your stay
cation with me. We will wewill have a party, Okay, to
the show's Friday, to the showSaturday, one show Sunday, and I
think Sunday's already filling up. Sowe've got tickets on the weekend, So
come on out, have a goodtime, and we do a meet and
greet after if you want to stopby and nah and and and say hi.

(01:35:47):
I'm also doing a book. Igiveaway of the book I wrote called
the best thing about My ass isthat it's behind me. I'm getting that.
I'm getting plant Helium Comedy dot comis the website. Lis and Walter.
You are awesome. Thanks for comingon. Thanks guys, have good
you were listening to Tanner, Drewand Laura. Here's what's trending. Lots

(01:36:11):
of good stuff on the website thismorning. If you want to kill some
time at work, go to oneto five nine dot com and click on
the Tanner d You and Laura blog. I don't know if you saw the
video yesterday of Mitch McConnell freezing oncameras again, what were you calling him?
Glitch? Glitch McConnell. That's amazing. That's the greatest nickname in the
history of Earth. Yeah, GlitchMcConnell is perfect because that's exactly what happened.

(01:36:32):
He just yeah, what's that about. I don't know. You want
to hear it. If you haven'theard, when you're apple to eat stopped
in the middle of your game,here's Glitch McConnell freezing speaking yesterday in Northern
Kentucky faught about what running for reelection? I think the best is what
they're asking him too, would yourun from your election again? This is

(01:36:54):
a clear example of why he shouldnot. Yeah, this is why it's
a yes or no question about whatrunning for re election in twenty a six
show and he just goes light likehe just has that blank stare. Did
you hear the question senitor running forre election in twenty twenty six? Oh?

(01:37:17):
Man? All right, I'm sorryyou all waiting a new minute?
S any o? U huh okay? And then he took more questions,

(01:37:43):
Yeah, like what all politics aside? One hundred percent both sides of the
of the plane. When are wegonna stop? When are we gonna stop
letting the uber elderly run the countryjust for nothing? Else? You can't
walk to the podium. You can'tget somebody else in there who thinks just
like you. You're not you're notlosing anything if you shuffle your feet to
the podium, like if you're atthe age where you have to shuffle walk.

(01:38:05):
Let's talk about it. Let's talkabout it's just ego and their power
hungry, well on money, Imean for their names. That's The thing
is they that name gets votes,they can't guarantee that they'll maintain their seat
either side of the aisle. Itshould be like d They need to have
limits. I don't know how whatthose are, what those should be,
but they definitely need to have limits. If you can't drive your car by

(01:38:29):
yourself, maybe you should be makingdecisions for our country. So go,
you know, go check out thevideo if you haven't yet, at one
of five nine the brew dot com. You can also hear our Donkey Show
podcast, which is the show afterthe show. It's completely an edited,
uncensored YEP and is loaded daily ontothe website. All right, so earlier
in yesterday we were talking about thelongest running radio shows in Oregon. We

(01:38:50):
wanted to know what was the longestrunning show. We believed it was us,
and then we believe that we wereimmediately debunked and told we were we
were, we were wrong. Apparentlywe start a spot on the throne within
minutes. I guess it's Lars Larson. Lars Larson started his radio show and
like ninety six or something, andI think he's been in Portland that entire
time. Yeah, so congratulations Lars. We were thumping our drum and then

(01:39:13):
you listener to just kick our legsout from under us because one person clapping
for us right now, Yeah,I'm not hip. Clapping for ourselves feels
weird. But I do think thatLars will retire and we will take that
clown that crown someday sometime, crownas we like to call it. Yes,
and how many years we have now? You said almost twenty one?
Oh yeah, entering year twenty onein October, Evelie of this great Union.

(01:39:34):
Yeah, so there it is.We did get some talkback messages through
the iHeart Radio app because we wantedto know how long have you been listening
to the show. Yeah, youknow, we've been on in Oregon for
a long time. You were inEugene doing the Donkey Show. Now we're
here. We were on Kaduk andEugene for a while, so long ride.
How long has it been? Goodmorning brew crew being in the bong
b Congratulations Tanner and Shrew on twentyone years. Wow, man, I'm

(01:39:59):
enjoying listening to grow out right nowthough. And if you guys do touch
tips, can we get that onInstagram? Yes, it's going to be
real, Okay, so I'm notquite sure Home you guys have actually been
on the air here in Portland,but I know that I've been listening to
the Brew pretty much ever since KUFOone offline or off air? What was

(01:40:19):
that like twenty eleven? Hey,big John here, I have been listening
to you guys since about two thousandand three. Uh, yeah, a
long time. But you guys keepkicking ass and you get better and better
every day. Thanks sweet home guyhere. I've been listening to you guys
since two thousand and three, twothousand and four, Yeah, the old

(01:40:42):
Donkey Show Days, Donkey Show,Donkey eleven how and then you know,
seeing you guys progress over the yearshas been pretty cool. Everyone. Uh,
Drew had his surgery, that wasstressful for you. You played rap
music, and then when you gotfired that was stressful for me. You
know, I've been good times.This is Tyler from Eugene. I just

(01:41:04):
turned thirty and I remember you guyson kadug. Oh my god, I
don't think I really started tuning intoyou guys until like middle school, heavily
in high school. I have toask, was poona character Drew did or
was he actually real? Poone wasabsolutely real, my friend, real person.

(01:41:27):
And that's one thing that we prideourselves on. All the wackados throughout
the years, they're all real.Yes, everything we've done on our show
has been real. Every we're not. We're not jubil or John Jay,
these people who fake their way throughtheir entire show. Everything is scripted,
everything is everybody's an actor. Justlisten to it. You can tell spoiler
alert, Yeah, why, Idon't think anybody. If anybody spoilers still

(01:41:50):
holding you, I apologize. Andalso if anybody with the urine intelligence,
anybody with the brain hears that anddoesn't know it's not scripted and from the
vin, dumb television and dumb entertainmentis your thing. Yeah, from the
beginning, there's been enough for realentertainment in the world to do the show
the right. There are plenty ofcrazy people out there. We don't need
to fake, and we attract themlike just the ultimate magnets. I don't

(01:42:12):
know what that says about us.I think it didn't say much, but
it makes for a show fairly crazy. That's crazy. I was born in
two thousand and two. Oh mygood, only I lived out here when
I was younger, because I wouldhave listened to you guys before. Man,
it doesn't make me feel old.Yeah, you guys born when we
met. He could be one ofour kids for God's sake. All right,

(01:42:34):
that's it again. Thanks to everyonewho's been listening to the show for
so many years. We would appreciateit. If you want to know the
update on the poll, yeah,and you can still vote on it.
Yes, yeah, we have apoll at one of five nine, I'm
sorry, on our Instagram at oneof five nine the brew and just tell
us how long have you been listening? Yeah? I gave a couple of
different options, but forty four percentof people have been listening to the show

(01:42:56):
for ten plus years. Yeah,it's pretty correct. It's crazy, and
honestly, like Tanner said, that'shumbling because it wouldn't be here without all
those people. Right, Well,we'll see you tomorrow. We've got another
pair of tickets to go see JohnOliver and we'll also give away a free
pizza and all that good stuff.So, man, what if they fire
us today? Would that be ironic? Oh no, don't put that out

(01:43:19):
into the universe. Yeah, it'sOzzie's gone. We're gone. No,
Teresa's next we'll see tomorrow's Tanda,Drue Laura