TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Just Over It

On today's show we talked about the things we liked when we were younger that aren't that cool to us anymore. We also made some cold calls about Bacon & Beer and we played a fun game of Battle Horn.

Episode Transcript

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Take good morning, I mean Thursday. It is September fourteenth, twenty twenty
three teen, or lord, weare law. And the last couple of
days, Las Vegas has been undera cyber attack brutal and it's it's costing
the city and possibly even the countrymillions and millions of dollars. I was

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reading yesterday that it took somebody viaphone call ten minutes to hack MGM,
Like that was what the hackers weresaying, that it was a phone call
that went into him just at leastone attack where it went in and they
were able to infiltrate through a phonecall. Well, I guess, you
know, I guess the Caesar's Palacepaid off a ransom a couple of months
ago and MGM's refusing to pay thisransom. It's like a cybergroup that is

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rumored to just be a bunch ofeighteen to twenty year olds between the United
States and the UK. I'm notsurprised. That's what I what I've heard.
So it's some cybergroup that's attacked LasVegas and has shut down all the
MGM casinos and apparently nationwide. It'snot just Las Vegas. It's like Anchigin
and wherever they've got casinos at.Yeah, that's intense. And the slot

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machines are down, the elevators aren'tworking, the phones aren't working. Business
apparently side even aside from the casinois like not having elevators. I guess
they're losing anywhere between ten to sixteenmillion dollars a day right now. So
you start to bleed money and itbecomes a thing you're like principle starts to
wear a thin like your whole likemoral stance once you're losing that kind of

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money. Every But apparently MGM stillrefusing to pay this this cyber can they
keep I guess the reason they stillhaven't doneing it is because they're trying to
put in a separate system, likea backup system. But that's taking the
time, oh, in order toblock it. Hired their own people right
to try and hack back. Iguess surprised some sort of I'm sure they
do, right, Like, I'msure they've got like a like some sort

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of backup, but it's not it'snot ficient. It's the whole building's basically
shut down. Yeah, you seewhat happened, guys. They thought it
was a good idea to force outthe mob. The mob have done,
they would have found these boys andthey would have blown a kneecap off a
leg. Yeah, and this wouldhave been over at least taking a hammer
to a hand. Oh yeah.They turn you into a butcher's shop sandwich.
But it's pretty crazy. The videosfrom Las Vegas are coming out right

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now, are just people walking throughthe MGM casinos and it's dead, you
know, the slot machines are down. It's almost like when COVID first hit
and the place was abandoned. AndI don't like it. I don't like
abandoned. It makes it just samething with an empty mall after they've closed
it. I don't like. Idon't like off depressing. But I bet
the other casinos in the area arelike, hey, right, cashing in
because they're taking all of MGM's guests. And I wonder how much, like,

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you know, what, do theyhave anything to do with it?
The conspiracy starts to go deep.You know, yeah, you could go
I mean, because everybody's got somethingthey're upset with the casino about. If
you really dig deep, was therea time you got wronged or you got
kicked out when you weren't there closedtoo, but a statement from the MGM
set our resorts, including dining,entertainment, and gaming, are still operational,

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but sure doesn't look like it whenyou see some of the videos.
I guess some of the places they'vegot some things open, But from the
videos that I've seen, it's prettymuch on lockdown. They're doing the everything's
fine and you can see the houseon fire behind them. Nothing to see
here. You just think, everybody, just play your game. Everything's fine,
book your tickets. You're couldn't befine. So there you go.
Las Vegas still under attack. Andthis has been going on since Saturday night

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Sunday morning. Man, they're gonnahave to figure something out soon because and
but they here's the scary part.You start giving in, like Caesar's gave
them money. What they will notstop? How does this happen? How
can they not find these? Ifit's a bunch of kids, how can
how can they not find these?And also if they know who they are,

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they have like an idea of atleast they have group names. The
name is like Spider or something orsome people unfindable because anonymous. We never
found out who they are. Idon't know is crazy. I mean,
all you gotta do is look forme for a half a second, you
found me and kick my door andthat's it. It's over very easily.
Docks very the first guy in cars. Are it all right? Coming up

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late on this morning? We gottickets to Octoberfest. It's coming to a
line a later on this month.You could be there. We're also going
to qualify more people for a freetrip to Vegas that were given away at
our bacon and beer party next Friday. And we gotta qualify somebody for the
four at eight o'clock, or qualifysomebody for a brand new lazy Boy with
the four yes at eight o'clock thismorning, right now, let's do this.
No our Brew News update powered byAdventist Health Portland and no HSU Health

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partner. Here's Laura Well. Earlierthis week, Mexico held its first congressional
hearings on UFOs, and a longtimeUFO enthusiast unveiled what he claims are actually
fossilized remains of two dead aliens.They are very small. They do look
like aliens were fake. It's nonhuman. They're like weird and bony and

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three fingers try to draw an alienon piece of paper when you're in like
the first grade. Exactly what sofake? How's anybody believing? Well?
He claimed they were recently unearthed froma mine in Peru. Thirty percent of
their DNA says couldn't be identified.He said that the fossils were between seven

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hundred and eighteen hundred years old,and all of this was under oath.
If that makes a difference to you, okay, so then give the samples
up. But he also unveiled asimilar alien corps in twenty seventeen. It
turned out to be a child,like an actual Jesus Wow, gonna say,
let's set him down for further questions. Exactly so, I don't know

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if it's true. And you knowthey should. They should, you know,
science should do their due diligence incheck right, just to make sure
give up the samples that you've gotto have other scientists check it. You
can't, we can't just go andyet you can't just keep them for yourself.
Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready is workingon a rock opera about the Seattle
grunge scene. He says it wasinspired by an honors the late Chris Cornell.

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He says, I look at himas one of the greatest singers and
songwriters of all time, aside fromjust being my friend. But he says
a project he's just from his experiencein the Seattle music scene, and he
says he may even turn it intohis stage play. Well, stay tuned
for that. And finally, herewe go again. Nobody matched the Powerball
numbers last night, which means theJack Pott rises again, this time to

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nearly six hundred million dollars. Fivehundred ninety six million is the exact amount
two hundred and eighty eight million cashif you were to win it. The
next drawing is Saturday. Boom,all right, get it all right.
We are streaming video in real timeon the website at one of five nine
dot com. You can also findthis on YouTube socials like Facebook, Instagram,

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TikTok. Just type in out oneof five nine and now through sports,
here's Drew Well quarterback Aaron Rodgers.We've gone over and he blew up
that achilles tendon of his. Andthey always say the achilles heel is a

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legitimate thing because when it's ruptured,you're out of here, buddy, And
he knew it when he was sittingthere. Oh yeah, game over.
He couldn't even get to his locker. If he can't get to your locker,
you're missing games. But to missa mall is brutal, brutal for
fans more than Aaron, because whileI feel for him, and you had
a great like Cinderella going on here, seventy five million reasons why that's not

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a problem for you. But hehas spoken out, says he's completely heartbroken,
did all this on the Gram.He says he's really humbled by the
love and support. But he sayshe is in the healing process and he
will rise again. Now that's alot of money. You can really fix
a lot of things quickly with howmuch cash he has, and I'm sure
the Jets will spare no dollars.And he's got something to prove he absolutely

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does. And I hadn't seen theintro where he ran in with the flag,
the whole nine to eleven thing.That was a pretty awesome intro for
a guy who played for a force. Naps and finally, hopefully a little
healthier game tonight the Vikings and Eagles. Remember we said that this was all
going to Amazon Prime. Yeah,it's Prime video time, and I wonder

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what subscriptions are going to do thisafternoon when people are like, whoop turtles
a good one, right, andthen they realize that they don't have Prime,
they're gonna go skippity dooda over tothat. And tonight you get the
Eagles favored by six. In orderto keep the mud out of the water,
I'm taking the vikings on the moneyline. You don't have to come

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with me. It is a cliffjump, but if we land, it'll
be nice. Tonight at five fifteen, there's a sports thank you very much,
okay, coming up here. Andjust a second, you know,
Bacon a beer is a little overa week from today, next Friday,
go get Mes Brewing down in Salem. We're gonna qualify some people for the
trip to Vegas coming up next andso we're gonna start calling random businesses in

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the area. Yeah, I've gotsome phone numbers here and we'll just random
dial some local businesses formerly invite themto our next bacon and beer. That's
less than ten minutes. It's oneof five and nine the brewm you're listen.
Drew and Laura Danner. Drew andLaura a little over a week away

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now bacon and beer, pumpkin spicegoing down a Skilgamesh Brewing in Salem,
our first time to Salem. Bythe way, it is the campus location,
so make sure you go to theright one. There are two locations
in Salem, and you don't wantto show up with the wrong spot.
Yeah, so the campus location.Everyone shows up gets free bacon and you
could walk away with the free tripto Vegas to see Awakening at the Win.

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Nice. The Win I do notbelieve is under a cyber attack right
now, which is nice. Youget lights and all the rooms you expected.
You can get into your rooms.That's a crazy thing. I guess
the cyber attack in Vegas is sobad some people can't get into the rooms,
so then you have to check outand go somewhere else. It's like
I bet MGM is having to payfor their guests to go to competing hotels.

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Were gonna become a slave to theelectronics. This wouldn't happened in nineteen
eighty five with your metal key andwhen the mob running it. Yeah,
there would have been no cyber atI saw a video. It's so bad
right now that I saw video ofan elevator inside one of the MGMs that
had a walkie talkie hanging on thewall that said, if you need to
use the elevator, just call somebodyin the wakie talkie and I guess it

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will reach the security guy in anelevator room, who would then flip a
button because it's that bad. Ohmy god, and the waukie talkie go
old school. That's a smart move. You'll do what they gotta do.
Now. I'll be writing letters.Yeah, the other walkie talkie that the
skinny guy's talking on is gonna useit to bash somebody's hand in as soon
as they find the cults exactly whohacked. I guess there's that we've talked
about at the top of the show. It's rumored to be a group of

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eighteen to twenty year old stadn't haveany children. Do you think, oh,
what if? What if it wasa conspiracy by another casino. That's
why I was thought at the topof the show, like a child,
like one of their kids or somethingthat sounds like a good movie. I'm
telling you though, Like I wasjust thinking about, like how I really
want to make fun of these geekswho did this, But they could ruin

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your life just like that. Idon't want to. I'm not saying anything
about like they can get into MGMsecurity. They could pass right right through
my Chase account. Imagine the donkeykick into my Gmail. Yeah, I
mean, I don't know. Ijust I'm not messing with these kids at
all. If they can get pasttheir security. Yeah, you guys are
hardcore. Don't go after us.It's scary though, right, And they

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can just get in there anyway.The win, as far as I know,
is good, nice, and we'regonna send you there. How do
you like that promotion when casino andhotel and resort where the powers always on?
Yeah, that should be their jingle, that's their motto. It's great.
So it's next Friday morning, Suesuper excited, six to ten am,

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come on out and get weird.And we're also trying to raise tons
and tons of food for people inneed, because food and security is at
an all time high this year especially. You know, when you go to
the grocery store, you'll spend onehundred dollars and you don't have a lot
in that in that in that cart, Like, what is going on?
Here. Yeah, prices are sohigh. So the food. We're trying
to raise over a thousand pounds offood and it's going to stay in Salem.

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It's going to go to the peopleof Salem. And if you can
bring down three cans, yeah yeah, and if you can bring more of
that's great, because we want tomake a difference, not check the box
right exactly. Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, we did we
did a canned food drive. No, we want to actually make it a
jaw drop. Yeah. We wantto see people fed as soon as possible.
And last bacon and beer, weraised just under eight hundred pounds.

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I think we can do better thanthat. And i'd have to imagine that.
And I don't want to speak outof turn, but if you have
something that's not a canned item andit's just like non perishable food items like
uh, like instant mashed potatoes ina box or something like that, it
brings me some instant tatos. Yeah. When I was a kid, that's
all I wanted was instant mashed potatoes. Yeah. I didn't want that stuff
with the chunks in it. No, And the good news is those tatos

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have shelf life, so exactly it'llhave time to get to the families.
Come on down, bring some foodif you can. If you're struggling yourself,
we don't expect you to bring downsome food, so let you in,
but if you can, it'd begreat. Next Friday morning, Gilgamesh
Brewing, let's I gotta beef waterprinted out. Just a bunch of numbers
for us, a bunch of localbusinesses in Salem for us to call and

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just, you know, maybe formallyinvite them to bacon and beer. Maybe
these people in Salem don't know aboutbacon and beer and they need to get
the word out. Yeah, I'vegot a whole list of places. I
think Ace Cash Express sounds pretty good, but they're popping right now and you
know pay days tomorrow. I betyou there's that place is gonna be yoked.

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All right, let's call Ace AceCash Express and formally invite them to
bacon and beer. We'll even likequalify them. Yeahs at least we can
do. Thank you for calling.This is Angela. How can I help
you? Hi? Angela? Isthis this is Ace Cash Express. Yeah,

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my name is Tanner. I'm withmy my uh constituents, Drew and
Laura and Casey Beef Water Bay.We're calling from radio station one of five
nine to brew in Portland. Realquick. I wonder if I could ask
you a question. Okay, bythe way, we're on the air.
Is that all right? Okay?So we've got a big party coming up
next Friday at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. It's called Bacon and Beer number twenty

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seven, Tanner Ju and Laura's PumpkinSpice. Yeah, and we're gonna be
giving away a free trip to LasVegas, and everyone who shows up gets
free bacon. And I just wanted, we just wanted to formally invite you
and everyone over at Ace Cash Expressto the party. Okay, perfect,
thank you, and even gets youqualified for the trip to Vegas if you
wanted to. Okay, now,and you should tell the people there that

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everyone gets bacon every shape, size, one eye, two eye, didn't
matter. That's free. And andthen you could I mean, when's the
last time you were in Las Vegas? Never you could you could get a
cash advance, go down there anddo the thing that's true, that's true
you want to get you want usto qualify you for the trip if you

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can show up. Yeah, I'lllook, I'll look into it. Okay,
it's not enough. Well yeah it'snot a no. All right,
wait, Angela, Ace Cash Express, you're qualified for that trip to Vegas.
We're inviting everyone down the Ace CashExpress to come to the party next
Friday at Gilgamesh Brewing, the campuslocation. All right, do you guys
ever Ace Cash Express Ever, justsay sing yourselves, cash your checks and

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wake up. I'm gonna get up, get up, get up, get
up. No, it's three daysbefore the first consider it. Thanks so
much, Angela. I hope everything'sgoing well. Take care and thinks she
couldn't wait to get off the phonefast enough. Oh yeah, yeah,
for sure. I don't think she'sgoing to show up, but she's on

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the list. If she does,she's in for a party. Yeah.
Yeah. It's always funny when youhear people are like and this is this
is uncomfortable and I don't like it. Yeah, you can just say are
not saying it, but you canhear it in their tongue. And she
sounded grown. I'm surprised she'd neverjust taken a wild ride to Vegas.
You know, maybe that's why she'sa little buttoned up. Well, who
knows. We'll see if Angela makesit. What do you think. I'm

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thinking probably not, but you neverknow. Stranger things have happened. We
just got friend zoned or no friendzoned, no friend zoned. Yeah,
she'll yeah, I'll be on baconand beer. At one of five nine
dot com, you're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura. Here's what's trending.
Lots of good stuff on the website. That's what's trending at one of

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five nine to bre dot com OurDonkey Show podcast. It's the show after
the show, completely unedited, noncensored. If you haven't heard it,
there's some commercials, there's no music. It's just just talking. UFCC can't
say what we can and cannot say. And it gets pretty weird sometimes and
we like it, yeah sometimes andsometimes like a hole and like it in
the moment. That's fair enough,exactly. Can we can we erase this

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one? Maybe delete it from thewebsite. Also, if you haven't seen
it at Laura talked about it inher news this morning. This UFO experts
quote unquote displays an alien corpse inMexico. Yeah, and there's two of
them, I guess. Yeah,it's like undeniably an alien definitely or clay.
Yeah, you're gonna have to takethem made by a very unskilled artist

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because it looks like garbage. Igo check it out and you decide for
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Yea, exactly. Your problems wantsto be pretty bad though, right,

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Drew and Laura. All Right,getting older sucks. You know,
you wake up in the morning andyou feel it in your lower back or
yeah, or maybe you catch yourselfdoing something your parents would have done.
It happens all the time. Yeah. Also, the things that maybe you
liked as a kid that you kindof took into your adulthood, but now

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you're starting to like less and lessand less. What are some of those
things? What's something you're liking lessand less the older you gets. We'll
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wait til next Friday. But update, I saw just recently that the
second Gilgametch location and TAYLM was closed, So hopefully people don't show up at
that one. Yes, yeah,the campus places there can't wait and there
is one an independence organ two Ibelieve, but the second Salem location has
been shut down as far as I'maware. Anyway, Okay, wait to

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see you all next week. Seeyou there, Bacon and Beer, Gilgamesh
Brewing and Salem yes, the campuslocation. I don't know about the other
ones, but that's the one thatwe're gonna be at. Ye. Yeah,
and everyone shows up gets free baconand you could walk away with that
trip to Las Vegas to see Awakeningat the win and of course very excited
to have the Honorable Mayor Chris Hoy, mayor Mayor of Salem. Chris Hoy

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will be in attendance. Yeah,wait to meet him. Hoi hoi Chris
Chris Hi? Yeah, and thatshould be his like when he goes for
re election. Yeah, oh hi, hi HOI. I don't know.
We'll talk to me, you know, can you stop doing it? We'll
see you next Friday at Gilgamesh Brewingin Salem. All right, it's now
time to take your calls. Wewant to hear you, hear from you

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and uh and know what what issomething that used to lie when you were
younger, but you're liking it lessand less older you get all right,
you're becoming an old fuddy duddy.Yeah, becoming like your parents, like
those progressive commercials. Yeah, Ilisten, I've done it many times,
or I've said something, or I'veI've done something and I go, oh
my God, no, my momwould have done the same thing. No,

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yeah, I remember. I remembermy mom telling me in an in
or out pick one because I'm constantlybe going inside or outside. I never
understood that, like what does itmatter? And then I dated a girl
who would drink a lot and shesmoked too. When she drank, she
smoked even more, and it wasconstantly in and out, in and out,
in and out. And then youjust realize, I said, I
go in and out pick one,and I went, oh my god,
it's happening. It's happening. Sowhat about you? Eight six, six,

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four four five one out five nine. Laura and I were talking about
this yesterday and she's got one.Yeah. I mean just cold weather in
general, Like you know when you'rea kid and it snows and you're so
excited to go OUTSI I'm playing thesnow. It's so much fun. Well
now I can't even like even rightnow or this morning, walking outside,
it's like, what fifty greens outside? I'm like, oh, because there's

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a kid a snow day, youknow, you get to go and play
outside. As an adult, It'slike, man, there's still chores to
do. This driving it. Igotta shovel it. But even just like
cold weather in general, I becomeless and less tolerant of it as I
get older. You know, thewhole idea when you're a kid too,
it's cold, that means Christmas iscoming, yeah, and all this great
stuff, and so I'm like,oh God, Christmas is coming. As

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a kid, I wouldn't even needa coat, right, I could just
go outside in the cold. Iwould wear shorts in the winter time.
And now I'm the same. Ican't. I can't do the cold.
I understand why old people moved toFlorida. Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, my six year old,she'll be in a tank top in December
and I'm like, no, yougotta wear a jacket. She's on nat
Good. I don't know how theydo that. I asked this question yesterday
on Facebook and it just blew up. And it's funny how many things people

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used to love and they're just likethe older I get, I'm not into
it. For example, Nikki saidroller coasters. The last time I wrote
on one of my son I feltlike I waited twenty minutes in line to
feel like I've just been in acar accident. It's so true. You
get off and you feel like you'vebeen assaulted. Yeah, what about you,
what's something that you like less andless? True? For some people
this will be surprising, and forsome maybe they'll agree. But swimming,

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you know, like when I wasa kid, I love to swim,
and I'm a pretty good swimmer.I can swim. I could grab my
kid and put them back on theside if I want to. But you
know, like we'll go outside oflike a tropical place where it's so hot
you have to get in. We'llgo to a place it's got a pool,
hotel's got a pool, and Imight sit on the side and in
my shorts swim trunks. But there'sbeen so many times that I don't even

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get in the water because then Igotta get I gotta get in, then
I gotta get out. Then Igotta be cold, then I gotta be
wet, then I gotta do orif my feet are gonna get super hot.
Instead, I just chill and thenI'm like, I just got all
ready to swim, and there willbe no swimming, and just I'm a
lifeguard. Basically, it's exhausting too. Swimming is really tiring, and yeah,
it's super hungry afterwards, big oldcommitment. It's the same thing.

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You're on a boat, everyone's like, get in, Well, I gotta
change the shore something. I'm justhanging out right, you know. It's
claws. It's funny you say that. I'm the same way. Like when
I go out on my paddle board, I'm like, oh, it's so
hot, I can't wait to getin the water. And then I just
sit on top of just like drinka beer and enjoy it that way.
Yeah, this person on Facebook saidwhen I when my my testis dropped dangerously

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close to the water, Oh yeah, I definitely that sucks. That's just
that's just aging out. I thinkyour hair is Scott says, staying out
too late for sure. I usedto be a night alan and live at
night. Now I'm in bed byeight thirty or I freak out. Oh
yeah, you can file me underit. This last weekend, we're on

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a trip and I looked down wasone am. I had a panic attack?
Still up? What am I doingfor me? One thing that I
used to love as a kid,absolutely loved it was mosh pits. I
at least to love getting into aconcert mosh pit and just jumping around or
standing in that ring and pushing peopleback into the mosh pit. Yeah,
I loved it. Or even juststanding at concerts in Chenner. I need

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to sit or I'm not going.Yeah, if I don't have a seat,
I'm not going because I feel likeI'm at the mall standing in someone's
bags. My back is gonna snapwhen I stand at these concerts. Now
I can't do it anymore. ButI used to love going to the mash
pits and jumping around and knocking kidsover and helping kids up, because that's
what you're doing the Yeah. Yeah, but and back then you stand where

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you want right like now you youwould think you're blocking people. You think
everything excuse me, I'm sorry.I'd be apologizing looking behind you. Thing
you blocked the entire stage. Andthen, like I did, get into
a mash pit, probably two,I don't know. A couple of years
ago I got into one. Iwent to the show at the Rosa with
a friend and he pushed me inthere, and I thought I died.
Within sixty seconds, I thought Ihad died and gone to heap. It

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was August in so much pain,thunder his elbows and kicks We're getting some
text messages in what are you?You know something that you just don't like.
The older you get, you likeit less and less the older you
get. James says, other people'skids. Yeah, Aaron says working people.
Jessica says drivers who are scared todrive. They like that. I

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always I've always hated that. Yeah, I'm not sure there's a like time
for those people. Scott says theBeatles, he likes them. Leave the
lesson less. Okay, you're fadingout of his memory. Help need somebody
more of your calls and text comingup and hang out and now through sports

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Drew Well, New York Jets quarterbackAaron Rodgers has made his first public comments
since he had that season ending achillesinjury. Now, he says he's completely
heartbroken and moving through all those emotions, but deeply touched and humbled by the
support and love. The guy's aloaner. A lot of the time,
I get that feeling that there isn'ta lot of because you're so successful and

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because the relationships haven't gone to thatlaw because you're such a weird. You're
pretty freaking weird. You probably getweirder over time and actual love is strange
to embrace, so he had anoutpouring of it, and maybe because of
that, he says he will riseagain. Even their coach said he would
be surprised if he didn't see somerog at some point back in a Jets

(27:18):
jersey, because otherwise you're not alaughing stock on your career. You're a
first ballot Hall of Famer and aSuper Bowl champion with a laser rocket arm
and a couple hundred million. Butwe'd always have this asterix, remember when
he played for five seconds with theJets. Now next year he's got to
win a Super Bowl there too.Bad. My money's on this year's game.
Finally, Vikings and Eagles tonight,Eagles are favored by six. It

(27:40):
seems like it should maybe even bemore than that because the Eagles, remember,
just went to the Super Bowl,but they're gonna be without a couple
of key players. They're running backKenneth Gainwell is out. If you're a
fantasy guy, scratch that dude,put in someone else, because it's not
gonna work tonight. The Vikings,though, are looking to get the job
done tonight on the road against Philly. Five fifteen is your kick I'm going

(28:03):
vikings. Surprise surprise, spoiler alert. There's your sports. Thank you much,
all right? Coming up next,we want to know what's something you're
liking less and less the older youget. For me, it's it's mosh
pits. I can't do it anymore. That's fair. It's to love them
now. I feel like I'm goingto die. Body can't handle it?
Calls now eight six six four fourfive one oh five nine. Can also

(28:23):
shoot us a text message at nineeight to one nine seven. It's Tanner,
Duo and Laura on the Brith.You're listening at Tanner, Drew and
Laura. Check in with the showanytime at eight six six four four five
one oh five nine. What issomething that you like less and less the

(28:47):
older you gets. We got alot of text messages coming in on our
Lazy Boick text line. Some ofthem are kind of interesting. This one
it is random. It's from sixtysix seventy five. They say peanut butter
and marshmallow sandwiches. What do theycall those? What do they call it?
It's a Danglemarry. I don't knowa Nutter Nutter. I never had
a fluff for Nutter. If they'recalled a fluff for nutting. Really yeah,

(29:11):
whoa, that was all right.I'm not even gonna get into the
fluff for nutter. I'm not afan of those that he says they used
to love him, Not not anymore, you know. I'm I was that
way with chocolate ice cream As akid. I used to love chocolate ice
cream. I could eat like twoor three bulls with a chocolate ice cream.
I can't eat. I can't dothat now. I have like one
or two bites and I'm like,that's too rich. Do you have a
preferred flavor vanilla? Okay? Asa kid, I hated it. Yeah,

(29:34):
you know now and I was allabout chocolate. Now I just can't
do the chocolate anymore. I feellike a marshmallow is the same way for
me too, Like like that guy'ssaying, it's just the actual consistency,
Like what is this right? Thishell in my mouth doesn't it doesn't even
taste that good. It's weird,Like okay, burnt over a fire button.
It's still not great. You gota couple of talkbacks with the I

(29:56):
already app downloading for your cell phone. It's fwee. Existence used to be
pretty cool as a kid. Butyeah, I'm kind of over it now.
Is he talking about a video gameor just actually exististence? Yeah,
I'm so done being here. It'skind of dark. But okay, Barn
and Brew crew, this is Chadwick. I used to really love going to
the city. I'm doing anything inthe city, going to the clubs,

(30:19):
the bars, concerts. Now Ican't stand it. Humans, that's a
big one. I think I don'tlike humans anymore. All Right, have
a great day, y'all. Dude, So when I asked this question on
Facebook yesterday, tons and tons ofpeople responded, and I want to say
twenty percent of them all say thesame thing. Humans people. I don't

(30:41):
like people anymore because when you're young, you're like, oh, this is
gonna be refreshing. What's this personlike? What's this person like? In
you're jaded over time that of constantlyunderwhelming people. You know. You hear
people say the more people I getto know, the more I like animals,
And I feel like that really isthe case? A shirt. Yeah,
and the first song I ever wrotewhat was called the more people I
Meet, the more I like mydog. Really, because it's so true

(31:03):
true, I was I was inthe tenth grade though, So there's something
you could you could have ghost writtenfor some stars listen to this this one.
I kind of agree with Angela here. Angela and Facebook said that the
thing she likes less and less theolder she gets is shopping in a store.
I used to love going to shopat the mall, just being in
the mall and being around everyone andseeing, you know, who else is
there, maybe bumped into someone youknew, yeah, you know, but

(31:26):
they're getting slice. It's the barrows. Now. I can't stand it and
it's exhausted. It kind of goesalong with like not liking people or crowds.
You know, it's like, no, take all of that out of
my shopping experience. I just wantto get in it and get out.
And you're just being You're just kindof herding through the place. You're in
your lane. It's almost like you'rein traffic when you're at the mall doing
all that jazz Laura. A lotof ladies said on this Facebook comments or

(31:48):
Facebook thread rather that they hate wearingheels now. I never wore heels.
I was never good at it,and I'm quite tall as it is,
So it's my kind of gal rightthere. Yeah, the no Heeled party.
I found that people don't like itwhen you tower over them for the
most parts. Ahi, it's Tanner, Drew and Laura. What's something that
you like? Less and less?The older you get see yellow and cell

(32:15):
cover talking on the older. Wegot some text messages coming in im.
This one's from thirty three forty four. This is pretty funny. They say
milk. I used to live oncereal. Now it just seems weird to
drink liquid from an animal's boob.It is strange, you know when you
look into milk, I mean,what is it really? It's utterly ridiculous.

(32:36):
Let's see this person likes they don'tlike McDonald's. The older they get,
Oh yeah, could you? Istill love it just as much as
a child, But it does likeit's not McDonald's. Because I'm not going
to speak against that or Wendy's.But I used to be able to just
go to the Big Seven and justbang them bang them bangum banging. I
do feel like I'm dying after Ieat some of these at some of these

(32:57):
places. You know, that's thatlung butter that you have to cough up.
Iff eat French Frieseah, I stillget excited. Like you remember how
exciteded you get when your mom said, all right, we're going to McDonald's.
Yeah, or they brought home McDonald'sand you weren't expecting it. Yeah,
you know, it's just I getexcited. I get really excited when
I smell the fries. I feelthat way about a lot of processed foods
though, and maybe it's because I'vejust stopped eating them as I've gotten older.

(33:19):
But like now, eating a Twinkieor something like that, I'm like,
I could get through maybe half.Dude, it feels like I'm dying.
Yeah, I get heartburned from aTwinkie. The cream inside of it
gives me a heartburn. I can'teat. So I like him. It's
it's sad like. And I wasgonna say I used to like candy,
and I don't know. I stilllove candy. I just don't eat it.
You know. I think that doesn'treally fit the thing, because if

(33:40):
I could be a sour Patch kidstuck, we never stopped being an addict.
You just your continue. Yeah,exactly, I'm not giving up the
fight guys. Bill says he likehe doesn't like younger people. The older
he gets, well, I thinkI think all older people just start you
know, you started doing that,like you know, I never said.
I told myself if I'll never bethat guy who doesn't who looks at younger

(34:01):
kids and doesn't understand them. Butnow I'm scrolled through TikTok and I go,
what kind of stupid dancers I haveto look at? I have to
look at meanings of words on UrbanDictionary, like everyone is busting me.
What is no cap? Like?What what is all? Or even just
a theory from the uninformed? Youknow, definition tell you something you don't
know a thing? Yeah, youhaven't lived long enough. What's the definition

(34:21):
of on my mama? On God'sson, I've never heard. You haven't
heard that? They go on siteson? Whoop your ass on God?
I'm my mama, So is GodGod. I promise you. It's like
I promise you. I swear toGod God God. Okay, I'm I
guess, well, on site that'swhat they say when when I see you,

(34:43):
we're fighting on site? No cap? Yeah, no cat? What
does that mean? It means I'mnot lying. I thought I thought them
in New Shooting people, I thoughtyou were like you're you're streaming at me
in a Facebook post. Please takeyour caption off your caps No, no,
no, no cap like no,I'm serious, man, see I
don't see. I don't speak youngstreet Hermit yet. By the way,
the next six comments on his Facebookpage, I'll say people so well,

(35:06):
that's one thing. People are liking. Less and less older they get are
the people We're done with each othera whole. Yeah, all right,
details, I'm Bacon and Beer,which is coming up a week from tomorrow.
Right here, listen to hey.Coming up on tomorrow's show, one
more pair of tickets to Octoberfest atAlona. We'll play Tanner Ju and Laura's
battle horn for your chance to win. Coming up around seven thirty plus another
edition of Who's the Ahole, andthis time it involves myself. We'll tell

(35:29):
you the story and get your takeat eight o'clock. And don't forget we're
still qualifying people for that trip toVegas we're giving away at Bacon and Beer
and a free pizza sometime during theshow. It's all coming up tomorrow morning
at six am with Tanner Ju andLaura and now back the podcast. Now
our brew News Update powered by InventsHealth Portland and o HSU Health partner.
Here's Laura Well. The United AutoWorkers Union has prepared for a likely strike

(35:55):
against Detroit's Big three auto makers.Yesterday, Union resident Sean Faine ruled out
any extension of the existing contracts withgm Ford Installantis after they expire to night.
He noted today is a deadline,not a reference point. Of course,
members are at odds with the company'sover wage increases, pensions, and

(36:17):
job protections. NASA astronaut Frank Rubionow holds the record for the longest orbit
mission by an American. He passedthree hundred and fifty five days on the
International Space Station this week. Heis a West Point grad. He's actually
a doctor and a helicopter pilot bytraining, but he says he is looking

(36:37):
forward to reaching that full year threehundred and sixty five day mark. He's
scheduled to return to Earth on thetwenty seventh of this month, when he
will have spent three hundred and seventyone days in space. Can't imagine being
up there for a whole year,man. I'd want some tasty food upon
arrival. Yeah, and a regulartoilet. I'm doing two hours and there

(36:57):
don't even knock down a cheeseburger ata bathroom. I'm betting it in there.
Yeah, maybe at the same time. And here we go again.
Nobody matched the Powerball numbers last night, which means Jack Pott goes up again.
It hits nearly six million dollars.Five hundred and ninety six million is
the exact amount. That's two hundredand eighty eight million cash out. Next
s wrong is on Saturday. I'mover it. I'm never gonna win now

(37:21):
with that attitude, Stanner on,Yeah, I can't lie to you right
now. It's not five hundred millionright now isn't enough to make me go
and wait in line. And that'sthat's how dying inside. Yeah, all
right, coming on next, we'regonna qualify somebody for a brand new Lazy
Boy with our game The four,which means we need callers one through four
right now. Eight six six fourfour five one oh five nine is the

(37:43):
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Ready we play this game every what? What is today Thursday? Here's give

(38:07):
him every Thursday at this time?Trying to get somebod qualified for a brand
spanking new lazy boy, Drew,how's the game play? For contestants for
phone lines? Are gonna take turnscalling out phone lines and that person will
be eliminated. The only problem isthey don't know what line they're on.
It could be them, could betheir neighbor. When one remains, are
qualified for a brand new lazy play. Let's meet our contestants and no particular

(38:30):
order this morning, calling all theway from Canby Organ. His name is
Brady. Good morning, Brady,what's happening? What's going on? What's
going on with you? Bro?I just got home, got with strange
last night, needs some showers goingon? You got a little strange or
you were with some strange. We'reall of the above, a little bit

(38:53):
above. Got it all right?Gross? That's pretty gross. Let's meet
your opponents. They are calling fromOregon City. His name is double D.
Let's happening, double D? Goodmorning, burna through and fellow opponents.
Yes, yes, yes. Andour next contestant calling from Vancouver.

(39:15):
Her name is Sarah. Good morning, Sarah, good morning, how are
you doing very well? And ourfinal contestants calling from Vancouver. His name
is well de Rob, Good morning, well to Rob. Good all right,
everyone knows how to play the game, right, Yeah, let's get
something qualified ladies first, Sarah andVancouver. Which line should be eliminate?

(39:43):
Next? Line? Our length?First? Running? Yes, who's getting
line line one? Two? Three? Four? Why do you line one?
She's gone with Sarah. You justeliminated double d Well, I'm gonna
take it like a man, saythank you. She just laughed. She's

(40:07):
like, yeah, evil, Iwent full joker on him. Let's go
to Rob and Vancouver. Rob,which line should we eliminate next? Let's
go number three? Three? Hesays, Rob, you just eliminated Sarah.

(40:30):
I'm sorry. See her out withhim? Yeah? Playing you out?
See yourself out with a beautiful music. Sam, we gotta let you
go. Thank you for playing.Yeah, all right, let's go to
I guess we go back to Bradyand Vancouver. Brady, Brady, which

(40:51):
line should we eliminate? Next?Bro? Let's go four? Line four?
He says, They're gonna be Brady. You just eliminated yourself. Congratulations,
Rob, You're qualified for a brandnew lazy y oh man, and

(41:12):
from Tom Brady to Bobby Brady justlike that. Yeah, so congratulations,
Rob, you're qualified for a brandnew lazy boy. All right, awesome,
thank you guys. All Right,my friend, hang on bing bing
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(41:32):
stuff down there. So if youwant to get a love seats or a
sectional, yeah, gotta get thatsoon. All right, we're gonna put
some more people on this trip,this guest, let's rather for the trip
to Vegas that we're given away aweek from tomorrow at our bacon and beer
party. That's right, and we'lldo that here in about fifteen minutes.
But we're getting closer and closer.And it's the last bacon and beer of
the year, you guys, thelast one of the year, Laura,

(41:54):
so don't sleep on it. Ifyou want to go to Vegas again.
The party's free, no and anyone. We're just asking to bring down a
can of food. But you've gotto be finless for the trip and we
will do that coming ups and nowthrough sports he drew, well, Aaron

(42:15):
Rodgers is out for the season,that's not news, but whether or not
he was going to hang it upon a career that will pay him all
of his cash for this year eventhough he won't play. So you could
just go into the sunset, maybetake up some hobbies, do some fly
fishing, maybe trips to Cabo forthe rest of time. But no,
he says, that's not it.The outpouring of support he had. You

(42:36):
know, it's hard for him tofeel loved. So by the twenty thousandth
email he got it finally got thrownto him. And so this guy,
he says, he will rise again, kind of quoting himself like another man
and Jesus, you know, hesays a lot about Aaron rod You do
your thing yet tonight. We hopethere aren't going to be these types of
injuries. Not in the first coupleof plays, especially me being a Vikings

(42:59):
face and they're taking on the PhiladelphiaEagles. I'll be betting the Vikings on
the money line here in just acouple of minutes. But if you're planning
on taking the Eagles it's great.It might be a financial decision. Just
remember that escape killer yesterday was foundin an Eagle sweatshirt. Yeah, the
man hunt brought to an end.Another Eagles fan, So you do you.
I'm gonna go with the Vikings tonight. That game is on Prime Video

(43:22):
five fifteen. Support the Purple.There's your sports, Thank you very much.
Coming up next, a bunch oftoys, a bunch of classic toys
are going into the Toy Hall ofFame. Yeah, it is one of
your favorite toys from your childhood goinginto the Toy Hall of Fame. We
will tell you coming up on theother side of a CDC. Also,
if you want to go to Vegasthat trip that we're giving away next Friday

(43:43):
at Bacon and Beer, we'll getyour qualified. Coming up next, it's
one of five nine the brew andLaura and Laura all right, getting closer
and close. They're Bacon and Beer. It's just over a week away now
at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. Thecampus location will be broadcasting live between six

(44:07):
and ten am. Everyone who showsup gets free bacon and you could walk
away with a free trip to Vegasto see Awakening at the Wind. Yeah.
Buddy, which is not under attackfrom cyber hackers right now, Casey
Fwater Bay. They must have goodinternet news. Yeah, did you guys
hear about that, Casey we talkedabout earlier. Vegas is under attack right

(44:28):
now. There's I guess a groupof hackers, cyber hackers that have shut
down all the MGM casinos in LasVegas. The slot machines aren't working,
elevators aren't working, and people can'teven get into the rooms. That's kind
of scary. Yeah, And theywant they do they give a dollar amount
on what they want. I don'tknow, there's a lot. They just
want a lot of money, likemillions and millions of dollars. But it's

(44:49):
crazy that they can shut down allthose casinos in Vegas. Doesn't it seem
impossible. It seems impossible those guys, of all people, would have the
security of security in regards now thestuff. You would think. There's so
much money at play, in play, like even when your money goes into
the system, right and then it'sit's all back in the back room.
The computer is your lifeblood, right, gambling society all that I mean that

(45:12):
shuts your hotel down, I meaneverything gets taken down. Elevators can't even
work the process. So anyway,it sounds like the wind's doing just fine.
And that's where we will send youperfect and that's that next Friday at
Gilgames Brewing in Salem. So comeon out and get weird of this.
We're gonna qualify some people here injust a second for that free trip to
Vegas. Listen to this. Fiftyfive percent of women say listening to this

(45:34):
is a turn off. It's notthe show. I'll just say this,
it's not this rady certain type ofmusic. Is it a certain type of
music like country? It's not acertain type of music. Oh uh oh
is it? It's got to belike a podcast or it's a podcast.
Fifty five percent of women say listeningto Joe Rogan as a turn off.
Joe Rogan, okay, alpha male, I know exactly why. But just

(46:01):
ladies could have a little bit ofbuffalo jerky and chill up. I have
some alpha mel pills and just yeah, you gotta go get a change.
Research survey of a little over athousand Americans aged eighteen to thirty four discovered
the biggest red and green flags anda partner seventy six percent of women say
backing mega philosophies as a turnoff,and fifty five percent wouldn't be interested in

(46:22):
a man who listens to a JoeRogan podcast not regularly. I don't think
like if I was with somebody whowas like, all the day a podcast
just dropped, I gotta listen toit. Baby. Did you hear what
Joe said? Yeah, not intoit should be your messiah. It's like
being turned off by somebody that likesa certain TV show, you know what
I mean. I mean, Ithink it's a little more like polarizing than

(46:43):
that, though. I mean,it's like, I'm sure if you listen,
it's just like, how how seriousare you about it? Because I
had dated this girl, she wasright. She would read you know,
these Cosmo magazines whatever, these ladymagazines, and she'd read a little article
in the back that would say,you know, maybe you should try this,
and then she would read that asif it were the Bible, this
law, and then all of asudden, I'm an idiot because I've never
heard of it. Even she justread in the back of a magazine,

(47:06):
six, we got to take thislove quiz. Yeah, stuff like that,
And I just thought she was soeasily swayed by some dumb little article.
Yeah, and it's the same typeof thing. Or it's like,
I mean, yeah, listen towhatever you want. But also it's like,
don't be but like bringing that aroundthe dinner table talking about what you've
heard, that Joe Rogan experience.But I mean, I think if you
take Joe Rogan out of the equationand whatever the podcast, if I listen

(47:28):
to smartness every day, like ifit's all I talk about, yeah,
that's going to get old. It'sit's regurgitating someone else's life rather than living
yours. And that's these people get. That's what they get addicted to somebody
else's life that's interesting to them.But it was never Joe Rogan's target demos,
not women. It's meat, biscuitsand right, which even and look
at me, for example, Ilove to work out, I love to

(47:50):
eat healthy, but I can't listento that all the time. That's a
lot. It's also like a tenhour podcast. This isn't even for the
person who's the target a lot oftime, all right, So it's the
it's the type of person who listensreligiously to that podcast, right, I
think women like it's interesting because justover a third of men interviewed feel the
same way, although you know JoeRuggins audience is primarily male fifty men.

(48:14):
Also, if you maga beliefs asa red flag, and sixty percent of
men are turned off by a womanwho doesn't have hobbies. So I'm on
dating sites and I don't care whoyou what your political opinions are, as
long as you're just not screaming aboutit every second. Like if if if,
if I'm on a dating site andyou've put that in your profile,
left swipe, you know you canhave these beliefs, but it's like I

(48:35):
only date this type of pity.You know, this type of person if
you have these beliefs or if youvoted this way, left swipe, especially
if it makes it into your bio. That's what I'm saying, Like,
if you're talking about in your datingprofile, you're too far on whatever side.
If your personality doesn't shine brighter thanyour political affiliation or your religion,
then you're gone. Yeah, likedto be in front of that triangle.

(48:57):
You cannot let that lead the wayor you are if you've made that your
identity and it's blood into your datingprofile. Now we have a problem.
But I mean, there are peopleout there, I mean who are totally
into it and that's why they cantalk about that stuff together. Leave us
out of it. But politics andreligion just lead to arguing and negativity.

(49:17):
It's like I want to I wantto laugh about the fact that I got
chilly on my shorts in the firsthour of the date and they're white like
that, that's let's keep it lighttotally. What are some turn ons?
Though? According to Green Flags,five percent of women want a man who
reads okay, can read or readthat first required. Eighty eight percent want

(49:39):
a partner who searches for good dealsbefore making purchases And isn't that interesting?
Though? That part's tough because there'sa difference between being cheap and being efficient,
so there's a fine line. Ifeel like, yeah, yeah,
I feel like that's definitely a polarizingcategory there, right, Yeah, for
everything or just like I'm in apioneer car, I'm just gonna buy your
first one. I see, ifyou're researching everything like I get, you

(50:01):
know, check it out a menuto a place. But if you're researching
every single little thing before we pullthe trigger and buy something like crazy feeling
grocery shopping. It's like, well, I gotta stop by this place all
the way home because the eggs arebetter. Prop purchases, I get it.
You're gonna buy a car, you'regonna buy a house, You're gonna
you're gonna spend thousands of dollars.Ye, let's research it. Let's figure
out what's best, but not everything, but you have you gotta chill out

(50:22):
with that. Let's sometimes just pullthe trigger. It's great skingy spontaneity.
I mean, over there, justpull the trigger. Ninety one percent of
men also on a partner who reads, and forty two percent of women who
forty two percent for a woman whodrinks cow's milk over non dairy milks.
HM, it's never really thought aboutit. Something that you're gonna be like,

(50:45):
oh, you drink soy, we'reover. Yeah, you're farts when
you're sleeping. No thanks dealing withthat. I don't. I've never said
parts are also a problem any ofthe milks. Almond, I'm much sure
if farts come with almondy. Okay, let's not go down the almond rabbit
hole. Forget about water do youhave in your bed? There you go.
There's a couple of a couple ofthings. It's very interesting to me

(51:07):
what we decide is a deal breaker, you know what I mean? Like,
none of that's really any of itbe any big deal, Like none
of it's a character issue. You'dlike to drink milk or you don't like
to drink milk, big deal tobe picky. Eat Come on, I'm
more upset if you steal my moneyor whatever, you know what I mean.

(51:28):
Then if you drink Yeah, i'dsay that's a red flag. Well
they'll steal it eventually, they'll justdo it by law. Yeah, all
right, let's put some people onthis list here for Las Vegas. I've
got some Vegas fee for By theway, they just released some first images
of inside the Sphere. Yeah,does that not open until the residency situation,
which is the end of this month, isn't it end of Yeah?

(51:51):
This month or next creeping, Buttickets are ridiculous. The inside looks so
cool. The video that I sawthere was like it was like a wildlife
safari type video and it was awide angle shot from like the feet of
an elephant, and so you justsaw this giant elephants stepping over you.
Yeah, that's cool and like that. I hope it was a female elephant

(52:13):
because the dragons there would be concussionthat could come with. But it looks
really neat to see. I reallycan't wait to go inside the sphere.
Yes, okay, stupid question.Is that inside the sphere or on the
outside inside? So the inside isalso it's I guess it's the biggest video
screen ever made on the inside aswell. It's not the whole thing like
it it is on the outside,but it's probably. Yeah, that's cool.

(52:35):
That's pretty interesting. I can't waitticket they're going to be so it's
so real you want to pee yourpants. Just hardcore experience. If I'm
paying that, I want to.I want to know you'll be at least
be able to see the sphere whenyou're there. The sphere, I said,
a weird sphere. It's like aschmear, but a shier. Collars
ten through fifteen will put you onthe list for the trip to Las Vegas

(52:58):
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In? This time it involves myself. We'll tell you the story and get
your take at eight o'clock. Anddon't forget we're still qualifying people for that
trip to Vegas. We're giving awayat Bacon and beer and free pizza sometime
during the show. It's all comingup tomorrow morning at six am with Tanner,

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Drew and Laura and now back tothe podcast. Want to chime in?
Text Tanner, Drew and Laura anytime. I'm a lazy boyd text line
at nine eight one nine seven wakeup But Tanner, Drew and Laura,

(54:25):
all right, it's time to play. Tanner drawing Laura's battle horn for some
Octoberfest passes. Yea, yeah nice. This is going down at a coming
up September twenty nine through the thirtieth, would be a lot of fun.
Have yourself some drinks. Want todo a little gambling. You can wear
one of those necklaces that has likefunnins on it and stuff. We thank

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you funny. Isn't that what peopledo it like beer fests and stuff like
that. They just wear food aroundtheir necks so they can snack. I
didn't known necklaces where a thing.I might. I'll wait up there the
day before I'm I go there justfor that. Yeah, that's just me.
I don't know. The beer's anaftermath of that sweet night. We're
gonna find out who has the loudercar horn here this morning yesterday we did
semi trucks. Today we're just gonnado you know, regular vehicles. I

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guess. Oh gee uh. Thisperson is calling from Sherwood. Her name
is Mary. Good morning, Mary, good morning. How are you today?
I'm good? How about you doingwell? Mary? What kind of
card you drive? I drive aJeep Wrangler? Okay, yeah, Lord
drives a Jeep. Right now,it's not do you have a Wrangler or

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what do you have of Cherokee?No, no, I have a renegade.
But I was driving around in thatin that swing four by the Wrangler
from Cheep of Crash, and thatthing was dope. Yeah, those things
are so sick. Every time Ihear Lord pull up on that thing,
I was like, I don't wantYeah. I felt like a badass driving
it. Yeah that's cool. Allright, let's meet your opponents. He
is calling from where is he callingfrom? Vancouver? And he's actually driving

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an electric Amazon vehicle? Okay,hey is this Chris? Yes, tell
us about this Amazon vehicle. Isit's not a it's not like a semi
truck. No, no, it'sjust a delivery vehicle. So when you
say it's an Amazon vehicle, itdoesn't have a brand. I mean,

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I know you wrote Amazon on theside, but is it an Amazon vehicle
or is it like a Ford Nowthe electric one is made by rivian O
fancy. Yeah, Well, we'regonna find out who has a louder horn
this morning for these Octoberfest passes.Let's go to Mary first, who's calling
in sherwood from the jeep. Mary, go ahead and hit the horn.

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Let's see it. Wow, it'spretty good. I want up to nine
on the VU meter. That wasgood, strong, yeah, little double
ten. Yeah, just got anice horn there, not bad. All
right. Let's go to and Vancouver. He's got the electric Amazon van.
Go ahead, hit your horn,brother, All right, let's do what

(57:06):
the thing's got. It's pretty goodtoo. What do you think I think
we might have to do it again? We got a horn off to frow
horn off. It's getting pretty hornyin here this morning. Yeah, it's
a double horn off. All right, one more time, Mary, go
ahead and hit that horn again forus. Make a count. Oh yeah,

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oh fierce. That was like aKarenny version. I was a little
louder than the last was. Iwant to talk to your manager. All
right, Chris, one more time, Bro, I gotta be honest.
Mary's came in a little louder.Yeah, came out of eleven on the

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V meter. Sam. I meanshe's getting tickets to October Fest, which
she's going down at a later thismonth. Awesome, Thank you guys.
Get back to work, Chris,My package is late. Yeah, exactly.
It says you're still three stops away. Sorry, bro, it might
take me a while. Are youhaving You're not having to like pee in

(58:14):
bottles or anything? Are you No? I stopped it. That's very civilized.
It's good. That's good man.All right, thanks brother, thanks
for playing. We appreciate it.Get back to work. I always say
they can pee in my yard ifthe package is early. Yeah, yeah,
right in there. All right,there you go. Hang on,
Mary, we'll get your information.And yeah, and bing to the bond.

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Thanks to box. See those cheaps, Yeah, you're cheap fam wins.
Let's see. Let's see what didwe not talk about today? Oh,
this is kind of crazy. Soyou've got a third baby on the
way and that seems like a lot, right, three goods feels like it.
Listen to this. This thirty yearold mom in Dallas, Texas has
nine sons. Thirty. Hold on, I'm thirty years old. When do

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you have to start to have ninechildren? That's aggressive? I mean you're
were you on teen? Mom?Yeah, that's like no. But what
I'm saying is you have to getgoing. She started she started earlier.
Problem. So she's thirty years old. She's a mom from Dallas. Text
she's she's got nine sons and she'spregnant with two more and they're both boys.

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She claims that she will not stopgetting pregnant until she gets a daughter.
Oh my god, determined to geta little girl. You only have
a say in that up to apoint, Like at a point a doctor
puts her hand on your shoulder andsays, no, it's gonna wreck.
My mom had four boys and shewanted a girl, and she's still talking
about it. At that point,It's like, no, lady, you
have you have kicked out the wallsof the relaxation station. This is done.

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But then you look on the otherside of the coin, it happens.
Look at the Duggards, right,yeah, eighteen, I think they
had nineteen they and she was pregnantwith her twentieth, and I think they
ended up losing it because her bodywas like, no, when you get
twenty kids, you have one badapple at least, and they got two
there. We know what happened there. Uh So in the meantime, she

(01:00:04):
says that she's always finding finding timeto spend with her kids, saying that
there's seven days a week with twentyfour hours a day to make time for
what matter? What? What doyou what? I wouldn't kind of like
like I'd hide in the garage withthe husband. I'm like, I'm not
giving you a piece of this oryou're just gonna hold on to it and
make children. Well, it takestwo to tank. Well, that's what

(01:00:24):
I'm saying. That's why I'm inthe garage. I guarantee that. I
almost guarantee she's going, Oh oh, that's a different games. It's gotta
have something about that. Let's goto Mary again. Mary, would you
ever consider having uh nine, Idon't. I guess she's gonna have at
least eleven. Yeah, Tupac coming. Oh hell no, hell know how

(01:00:49):
many do you got now? Mary? Just just one and he's a handful
and just himself. Yeah, wecan hear him in the back seam overwhelmed
at once. All right, howmany. What's he saying, Oh,
I have no idea. Will shutthat kid up on the radio plant play
hang on the fun. We'll getyour romfo and we will see you at
October Fest. So there you go, thirty years old. She's got nine

(01:01:10):
kids now two more on the way. We hold not stop until she gets
a daughter. I mean, Ido hope one of these next two is
is a baby girl. But obvious, I mean she doesn't mind having all
these kids, so, you know, more more power tour. That's crazy,
though. I mean, I haveno kids, and I'm exhausted.
Drew's got a third on the way. He's and they're all boys. It's
an army, it's a gang.It's hell yeah, dude, nine four

(01:01:34):
boys together. When we were kids, it was just constantly just a ball
of dust moving around in a circle. We're gonna find out what's trending next.
Thing on you were listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura. Here's what's
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Also, I don't know if yousaw this yesterday, but a UFL experts

(01:02:21):
quote unquote has displayed alien corpses inMexico. What he says are alien corpses.
Huh, I left from like sevenhundred years ago. Oh god,
it to me, it looks sofake. It looks like it looks like,
you know, when you try todraw an alien as a kid on
like a piece of paper, orlike in the back of a notebook,
yeah, or a textbook. Veryweak sauce. That's what it looks like.

(01:02:42):
It's the worst drawing I've ever seen. It's like they went to the
back of the alien work workshop,you know, skateboard deck, and just
took it right off of there.And if it's real, okay, give
it to other scientists and let themand let them determine that. Because you
can't just say it's real. AndI have all of this just go on
that absolutely gonna prove it. AndI don't think it's it's just another hoax.
Yeah, I think, Yeah,I will do it under oath.

(01:03:04):
See you're willing to lie what you'resaying, pass over the body. Yeah,
give me the baddy. Do youthink that aliens like, if they
exist? Do you think they theylook like that cartoony version of what we've
been told aliens look like, becausethey say these aliens they only have like
three fingers and they're very you know, they look like what the cartoon description
would be. Any I imagine alienskind of look like RiPP Toorn's mud mug

(01:03:27):
shot. I can come down.Ash's hair is just wild, and I'm
thinking either that or maybe a combinationbetween ripped Toorn and the mucan. Yeah,
that could be. I'm idi eatall you dood you've got natural resources.
Go check out the video. Youdecide for yourself. Maybe we're just
a bunch of idiots who don't youknow, we don't know anything about it.
Mean that could yeah, but people, we might be idiots no matter

(01:03:50):
what. But this thing's fake.Yeah, go check it out. One
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(01:04:11):
look you up, boy, andso much going down. It's awesomorrow.
We'll see tomorrow, right,