TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Keys To The City

On today's show the mayor of Salem, OR agreed to come to our Bacon and Beer event where we will ask for a key to the city. We also heard about a guy who failed to cross the Atlantic Ocean on a massive hamster wheel and the ultimate Bike vs Pedestrian standoff!

Episode Transcript

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No, there we go. Now, we're god sorry about that. People
are listening like a dead air thehell. Oh man, this is a
great conversation though. Yeah, Ididn't hit the stupid thing. This is
how when I woke up this morning, I knew this was going to be
this kind of a day too.It's just a rough one. Oh man.
Well, well we knew. Wejust got it out of the way.

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It's Channer, Drew and Laura onthe Brew Good morning. We were
talking about the weather and how thefalls coming in and we're not happy about
it. And there's gonna be leavesand it's gonna cover all the needles and
poop. That's where we're knew howwe got there. There's a couple of
great lines. We know that thelive stream saw that. If you want
to get caught up in the lastfour minutes because I'm an idiot, that's
actually good thinking. It is.It's proof that we were here. Yeah.

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Yeah, one to five nine dotcom if you want to check out
Tanner joining Laura Spike no our BrewNews update powered by advent Is Health Portland
and no HSU health partner. Here'sLaura. Well, if you've been thinking
about subscribing to Disney Plus, ormaybe you had it and you canceled it
because it's too dornensive. Well,they're doing something special. They are discounting

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their Basic package until September twentieth inhopes of gaining more subscribers for their ADS
supported tier. And normally, wait, can I cancel and then re subscribe?
Yeah? Actually, honestly you probablycan. It's usually eight bucks,
but for a limited time, youcan get it for one ninety nine a
month. Now, I don't knowif it would be worth it to do
that, because they would do straight. It's only good for three months,

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but it is available for new andreturning subscribers. Okay, you know I
have Disney Plus, but I gottabe honest. I haven't opened it in
six months. Yeah, maybe i'llmaybe I'll cancel it altogether. You don't
watch the cartoons, You've seen allthe Marvel movies. I mean, there
isn't a lot unless you're gonna gowatch Nat Geo. I think you know.
And I don't really care for theMarvel shows, So I don't know.
Man, I might, I willseek a break. I might and

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somebody I saw somebody, A goodfriend of mine just canceled as Netflix,
and I thought maybe I should dothat too, because there's nothing. I
don't watch anything on Netflix right now, well especially right now with the writers
and actors strike, nothing new iscoming out. Screw you guys, I'm
going home. Yeah, yeah,taking my money. I think a lot
of people have that same. Ithink I might cancel Netflix. And what's
the only way we're just talking aboutplus, Yeah, I think I might

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wipe. Would be very proud ofyou if you actually get rid of Netflix,
because I feel like Netflix is cigarettes. You know, it's like the
person I'm gonna quit smoking. Andthen they pick up some Marborough when another
show comes out. That's great thatthey don't cancel after the second season,
like My Hunter. Maybe always threesubscribe. Yeah, I think, you
know, I think I'm I thinkI'm walking into the desert without a Netflix
account. I'm if they had sportsanywhere else, I'd be cutting that cable

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chord. That's the one that kills. Yeah, for sure. If it's
felt especially hot this summer, it'sbecause it has been. According to the
World Meteorology, a meteor a logicalorganization's good, thank you, thanks.
Yeah, July was the hottest monthever measured globally, August was the second

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hottest. August also saw the highestglobal monthly average sea surface temperature on record,
So it was a steamy one outthere this summer. Yes, and
I don't know if you saw this. I know we saw it. Yesterday
morning. An object was seen floatingthrough the sky and people were jumping to
all kinds of conclusions. People wasan alien or a Chinese, uh spa

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spy balloon court And during our meetingyesterday it was like, I think it's
a planet we've got off. Itlooks like a planet. I got what
do you what? Is like?What what do you think? It's the
death Star? It just came atus. Well, I mean sometimes I
looked up I see planets during theday, like the planet that just appeared
we have, right, So thenI looked. I looked up, it
looked up into the sky and sideit looks like a trash bag. It

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was looks like a video. Yeah, well it turns out what it was.
It's very boring. It was ascience scientific balloon. They launched it
yesterday morning for a nacid project.I guess I think they launched it from
Tilmug too, right, Yes,and it was done in coordination with the
FAA, so everybody was on boardwith this. But yeah, it's just

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a boring, old scientific balloon.If I won wondering what it was,
was it full of cow farts fromTillamo? I mean, that would be
one way to keep that pupp inair. It's a good chance, yeah,
using all that cheesy gas. Thankyou, very delicious, but gross,
Thank you very much. All Right, we're gonna check your talkback messages,
so if you have something to sayto the show, download the iHeartRadio
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Bruce sports ears Drew, Well,you gotta be careful when you're in the
NFL because everything you say is recordedand then analyzed and then reanalyzed to a
nauseating level. Well, it's evenmore aggressive. If say, the wife

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of a big time quarterback has apodcast and she openly talks about feelings about
the team, you'd think, oh, well it's her podcast. Bad move,
because she went on there talking abouthow her husband Matthew Stafford, the
old Detroit Lions quarterback, on aSuper Bowl just two seasons ago, saying
he's having trouble jelling with younger teammateswho never get their heads out of their

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phones, and it's not like thegood old days. Well, that caused
a firestorm and he's had to addressit. It's funny though, because he
seems to be pretty over the way. The media just drags it on because
he came out and when they askedhim, did you feel like you had
to address it? He had thisto set. I was going to come
out here with a newspaper under myarm and some spectacles kind of set the

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mood. But it turns out youcan't find a newspaper on here, so
I couldn't do that. So Iwas gonna try to have some fun with
it. But no, it's it'sbeen great too. I love coming to
work. I love working with theseguys and I'll know that. But he's
right, though, how about howabout no cell phone that practice? I
agree with that, Like, canwe have some camaraderie? Can we be
like? That's what it is,a big bromance. But championships are won

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by those who care about each other. I was watching Hard Knocks and the
coach let some fights go, youknow why bonding? Yeah, y'all are
gonna come out of it in theWall, and who's gonna come out of
the Big Wash which means Super BowlChampion A big spoiler alert for you.
You could have guessed it from amillion miles away. Patrick Mahomes is the

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favorite to win MVP and the Chiefsor favorite to repeat as Super Bowl champions.
That being said, Laura's Lions takethem on tonight. They can take
the steam right out of them.If you could beat by the Lions on
the opening game, not that theydidn't have a good year last year,
not that they're not stoked, butit would be a sale breaker. That's

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what I want to see. Iwant to say. I'm tired of seeing
the same old teams, the sameold people. I'm tired of it.
I want to see. I'd loveto see the Browns win, the Lions
win one of those third teams.That's what I want. I agree.
I think that some team that's maybenever won vikings in the Hall and change
an entire state. But the Chiefsare the favorite, and tonight you can

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see if that's for real, fivetwenty NBC, and they're favored by four
and a half. And I'm goingto be rooting for the Lion's Laura,
but maybe throwing my money on theChiefs Sports. So Thursday Night Football,
I thought that was what's on AmazonPrime. I think they they normally get
the game. I don't know whyit's on NBC this week. I thought
I wants a special kickoff because it'sthe NFL kickoff tonight. They probably weren't

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willing to give that to Prime.How's how's that you give it to Prime?
The billions? But the first gameand maybe I'll check for Next Sports.
Maybe they get a simulcast out ofthe deal, but the official carrier
is NBC. There you go,all right? More coming up in one
hour. More tickets to three eighthsGrace and Chavelle. The show's coming up

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September twenty eighth at Rbstal Resorts Amphitheater. We'll pay rumans for fake news for
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You're waking up with Tanner, Drewand Laura want to chime in text
Tanner, Drew and Laura anytime onthe Lazy Boy text line. At ninety
eight one nine seven. We're gettingcloser to bacon and beer. By the

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way, this is the last baconand beer of the year, ladies and
gentlemen, Oh my gosh, canyou believe it? September twenty seconds,
Gilgamesh Brewing, Salem. That's thecampus location because I guess I got two
in Salem. The campus location ofGilgamesh is where we're gonna be Friday,
September twenty second. Everyone who showsup gets free bacon, and you could
walk away with a free trip toLas Vegas to see Awakening at the Wind

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Bang Bomb. And we're gonna startqualifying for people for that trip to Vegas
next week, so make sure you'relistening for that. Yeah. So we
just in the in sports a secondago learn that football begins tonight. Yeah,
this is it very exciting. Anddid you know that more than seventy
three million Americans will bets on theNFL this season? More than seventy three
million Americans. That's impressive, youknow those the numbers have just been going

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up and up, and you know, within reason. I always say,
it's like if you spent your moneyto go bungee jumping or ride go cards,
there's no chance you're getting it back, but you had a good time.
If you can have a good time, gambling and not lose your ass.
Why not you can make money.A survey from the American Gaming Association
found that more than one and fourAmericans will bet on the NFL the season.

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That's nearly seventy three point five millionpeople. Twenty eight percent of the
US adult population likes to get theirgamble on. I had to throw down
a bunch of cash this morning forlike a pick um league, you know,
so you bet on every every gameevery season. At the end of
the year, if you're the man, you get that cash. And I've
dragged my feet. But at fiveo'clock today all those types of things close

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for the year. And this yearin Massachusetts, Ohio and possibly Kentucky will
join the thirty four states that havelicensed sports books. It's starting to spread
gambling and weed. Can we stopwith the We don't have to spread it
like herpies. Let's get this takencare of. Yeah, whizz, everyone's
dragging their feet on it. Well, the money, the revenue that you

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can make for your schools, foryour roads, your infrastructure, for everything.
I mean, how much money hasorgan raised Washington, Colorado since this
has happened. I mean tons?Oh my god, it's so much cash
on the line all the time.I'm exact, and I'd have to look
it up. I don't know ifWashington allows you to bet in general online.

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I'm not sure, but at onecome on Washington, because I was.
I started to research it a longtime ago. I'm like, well,
how far do I gotta drive toget a bet in? Right off
legal marijuana. I'm trying to I'mtrying to figure out how much money the
state of organ Holy moley, howmuch. So in twenty twenty two,

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the marijuana tax revenue in the stateof Oregon was one hundred and seventy mill
over one hundred and seventy million dollars. That's just the tax revenue. So
you think about how much money thatwould have gone into Big Jim's pocket.
Like say, say, if youlegalize gambling, you're not taking away from
money from anyone who isn't doing itillegally, so you could go right into

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business. State of Washington raked inin twenty twenty two and tax revenue on
weed over five hundred million dollars.That's a lot of tires. That's crazy.
So yeah, there you go,raking that money money, build a
school, you tax at that level, you better have zero potholes, right,
That's what I love God. Yeah, Uh, this is a sad

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stat I actually read this last nightand went, wow, climate change is
expected to kill one billion people inthis century. So it's interesting because is
that just like the way it thinsthe herd over time? Well, and
like does that have to do doesthat have to do with its like natural
disasters that are caused by a bunchof teams publishers by Published by researchers in

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Canada and Australia, the study takesinformation from one hundred and eighty previous studies
and determined that one person dies forevery one thousand tons of fossil fuel that's
burned, which adds up to quoteroughly a billion future premature deaths spread over
a period of very roughly one century. Population estimates predict that there will be
more than ten billion people on thisplanet by the year twenty one hundred,

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meaning the meaning a full ten percentof humanity is expected to die as a
result of climate change burning of fossilfuels. So that's that's first. I
was just thing, oh, extremedrought, Yeah, but no, we're
talking about like everything. So you'repumping stuff into the sky and we're going
to die of cancer and some weirdgoiter on your neck because we don't know
what we're breathing. Is that whatwe're saying? I think so, and

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I think I mean, there's severaldifferent things in the future. We can
all decorate our God, our goitersand you know, when you have a
cast, people sign it. Peoplecould sign you you like live in a
nuclear area like like you know,and you grow tree out of the side
of your head. Christmas comes around, some decorations, a little Christmas ball

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in your hair, So you're allnegative will pivot of as a piece as
a people. We will, wewill, we will find a way.
Yeah, I like it. Oneway or another. We're going to get
through it. But you can't blockbreathing, so I don't know what we
can do to stop it. Sothat's not good. Yeah, yeah,
it's going to be an issue.And do you just pray you're not one
of the billion? I mean,that's feeling. The ads are pretty good,

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although I mean we got a totalbillies how many we got eight billion?
I don't know if we really needI don't know if we need that
billion. You know, it seemslike there's there's too many. You know,
I do feel like Thanos had alittle bit of a point, and
there's a few billion we could shaveoff, lots of billions. We've seen
a lot of videos, a lotof resources. A lot of people could

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have got snapped. And I believeit's called the blip drew, the blip
bad. The dusting. Yeah,the dusting of we need a good it's
all theoretical. Thanos isn't real tome, but he had a point,
all right? Coming up one hourTickets to three Days, Grace and Chevelle.

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You're listening to Tanner, Drew andLaura. Here's what's trending. You
know those days when don't get towork and you're like God and having them
so bored and tired. Yeah,thing's getting done today. Yeah, if
today is one of those days,there's plenty of stuff to check out on
the website one h five nine dotcom. You can see our Donkey Show
podcast or listen to a rather it'sour show after the show, completely unedited

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and uncensored. Yeah. Also,this video is insane. So this is
a police officer in Washington driving hisvehicle through the wildfires and Spokane and he
barely makes it out. He's tryingto convince a guy who's who's trying to
rescue his horses to leave. It'sit's it's like, he says, he's
like driving through hell, and itlooks like it looks hind When a deputy

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in Washington State drove through a forcedfire, the Spokane County Sheriff's Office says
this was like driving through hell onEarth. Deputies responded to what's being called
the Oregon Rude Fire, which startedburning in North Spokane County on August eighteen.
The last moving flames made speedy evacuationsimperative. This man refused to leave

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the horses on his property. Doyou ever ride at least you can't even
see his house. It's just yousee a little pathway to wherever he's running
to and smoke, darkness all yousee in the background. And when the
when the officer's driving, it's oneof those videos where the force and the
left side of him is on ison fire. Force on the right side
of him on fire. He's justyou know, flooring it. Yeah,

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he has to be in a fullblown adrenaline dump in that moment, right
like when he got to the otherend, he probably curled up in a
ball. It's not the only dump. He's probably Oh yeah, and we
need clean up on seat one.Go check out the video one of five
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on the Bruf. It's Tanner Drewand Laura. She got something to say?
Send us a message anytime using thetalk back feature on the iHeart Radio
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quick message that will come right tothe studio. Yo, Janner, I'm
listening to the Donkey Show from yesterdayTuesday and talking about hair and the drains
and getting it out. Man,I'm a welder, So I just took
home like a big sillar rod,a little thin one and man, I
pulled out a rat and I showedmy wife and I was like, we

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haven't lived here long enough for thatto be ours, So that's kind of
gross. No one I pulled somebodyelse's hair out. Yeah, well that
was the same thing with Laura's house. Yeah, like two weeks after I
moved into my condom, I wasgetting that footpath situation in the shower.
Yeah. So yeah, I pulledout an equally large chunk of hair,

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and I'm like, none, thisis mine, part of home, and
specially I mean now that it's happeningover and over. Yes, we look
in the drain. It's a greatidea, like, just make sure it
doesn't go ankle deep. Yeah,let's gross. So I was really worried
about this, and I mentioned thison The Donkey Show because I was avoiding
my two tubs and which we're gettingpretty high. There was one bathroom I

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just stopped using because it was gettingup to like my ship. So and
it takes no time at all,but I'm really, really I don't want
to deal with the stink, youknow, and because I know that it's
probably gonna be hair from the peoplewho lived there before me. Yeah,
this and that, and there's somedog hair too, I'm sure some of
me. Because you watched your dogsin those tubs. Yeah, well I
just did once, but that's enough. Yeah, And so I was really

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hesitating going to get that thing topull the hair out, so I went
to the downstairs bathroom. But thenthat started to do it. Yeah,
you'd already moved on from and Iwas like, I gotta, I gotta
take care of it. So Iwent to when I went to George Morland
to get my new water tank,I go, do you guys have like
a little device I can use topull the hair out of my drain?
And Bob, Bob was very helpful. George Morland plumbing the water here,

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Come on, Laura, the waterhere. I don't know. I don't
know, but Court knew it.When you're sing the end of Mary jingle
slaps Yeah. Anyway, Bob itthe more you sing it, we'll all
know it. George Morland plumbing thewater heater chain Bom bom bom bomb.
Anyway, this isn't a commercial forthem, by the way, this is

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a tryout. Have nothing to dois to try out to sing the jingle
in the future. But Bob,this dude who worked at George Morland,
was very helpful. I said,Hey, do you have a device.
He goes, dude, you don'tneed a device. There's this stuff.
There's this liquid that you that weonly sell. It's made by a local
company. You'll never have to useone of those devices to pull hair out
of your drain. Again, that'sincredible. And I just kind of rolled
my eyes, like, all right, everyone says that I went tall order.

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I went to home depot and usedan entire jug of the drain.
Oh. I went back when thatdidn't work because it was like the drain
I was like twenty six bucks,thirty six bucks maybe, and I know
a lot of times will wash throughbefore it washes out, you know what
I mean. So like, yeah, it'll go through the drain, but
not necessarily clear. That's what itdid. It didn't clear anything. I
went back and I bought some commercialgrade stuff that didn't work. Yeah,

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and that stuff is not great fora the environment, and be your pipes,
I don't think, or your tub, yeah, if it's sitting up
on it. Bob George Morland suggestedI get this stuff called hair Away and
it's by a local company called SEPTIClear nice and I bought. She said,
yeah, you'll never have to doit again. I rolled my eyes
like, sure, whatever, butI bought the small bottle just to test

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it. Sure, went home,used it, and I swear to God,
in thirty minutes my drain was completelythat it's pretty awesome and it tends
off right. Just I poured it. I came back, turned the hot
water on for about five minutes,walked away and it was gone. That's
huge, that's amazing. Although it'sthe petty part of me really wanted you
to have to dig out that hairlike bare hands, Like I really wanted

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to see that video. But ifyou hind it, pass it. Yeah,
you have women in your house,Drew. If you've got just a
drain problem at your house, I'mtelling you you'll never have to dig that
hair out with a little device again. Are a drain problem, that's a
drain problem. I'll be women arewalking a plumbing pay check, Yeah they
are. They're walking clog. Theyare walking plumbing invoice may or may not

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be true, but just due tooverall hair, that's all. Oh yeah,
I mean so yeah. It's alocal company, Septic Septic Clears.
The name of the company they saythe product hair away at George Morland.
This isn't a commercial form. Ijust I think the product is magic sept
clear. And I struggled with thesetwo these tubs for a year. You
gotta get it well taught. Soyeah, everybody knows the secret. Hair

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away is the secret. Man.I can't believe how great this stuff was,
so seriously, I might get itfor you for your birthday. Hey,
thank you, because I could usethat. You know. It's It's
one of those things where I feellike absolutely and I had to go and
declog those things all the time,So it'll be That'll be perfect, all
right? More talk backs? Hey, what's up? Put Boy? Oh
my gosh, you guys have merolling so bad yesterday with Casey and his

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mom And Casey, is your momgonna be a bacon and beer? How
dance with her? Keep my handsoff her butt? I'd still dance with
her. Do you believe the lastparty? Leave it to pew Boy to
make it weird with Casey's mom.Ca SE's mom has got it going on.

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It does work. Casey hates thissong so much. Yeah, because
when his mom got married for thesecond time, his most hated step his
most hated step dad out of thefive, which is a big deal,
top bad step dad. He saidthat step dad danced with his mom slow
danced at the wedding to this song, and he hates the song because of

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it. Stared into Casey's soul overthe shoulder. Guys just grabbed it.
Got a handful of his mom's assright in front of him, staring right
up as he does it. I'myour daddy now, boyheads right. He
ground him just so he could takehis TV into their bedrooms. A true
story. That's what he would do. Absolute true story. So we thought
it'd be funny for Casey to doan interpretive dance to the song and bacon

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and beer. Yeah, I'm prettyexcited about it. He's gonna have some
ribbons on a stick, just likeWill Ferrell and Old School Take Me the
same type of dance. Oh yeah, but he'll be dressed as a pumpkin
spiced latte. That's the only differentscene. And this beautiful song will be
playing. He'll be so light onhis feet and it's all going down.
September twenty seconds Gilgamest Brewing in Salemthe campus location. Everyone shows up gets

(22:30):
free bacon you can walk with afree trip to Vegas and at least the
image of seeing beautiful Casey dance tothis song. It's gonna be a Kodak
moment, for sure, it's gonnabe. It's gonna be some sort of
moment. A picture that Latte poppedup on my Instagram this morning when I
as soon as I woke up,the mall, oh there he is.
Yeah, there's what you guys aretalking about forgetting birthdays. Then I still

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don't remember my mom's birthday, mydad? What remind to me birthday?
Now? My wife? Wow?You know what I take it really personally
when people don't remember my birthday,like especially people who I consider to eat
close to me. But from talkingabout it yesterday and hearing all these talk

(23:15):
backs and stuff, it just soundslike people have real memories when it comes
to dates, and they they relyon Facebook for reminders. And yeah,
it's maybe sad. It may notbe sad. Most of these guys had
moms though, for twenty years beforethey had Facebook, And you think,
like, that's the one like alot of the time, the one who
made me a lot of the times. Grandma's the one reminds you your dad

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or your brothers. Do you notremember your mom? Or your child,
Like, how does it just slipyour mom something? There are a lot
of bad kids out there, lawlike mom, I mean for size,
maybe she's terrible. You know,we were talking yesterday in the Ductions your
podcast about this too, and andCasey's dad, Well, we'll constantly remind
Casey to say happy birthday day tworelatives, but we'll forget to say happy

(24:03):
birthday to his own son. Yeah. Yeah, he said he was kind
of counting down the days he hada he had a thing going because his
dad wished him happy birthday, liketwo weeks late last month. Now,
let's see how long it'll take beforehe remember. Yeah, the words out
of his mouth where I don't careat all, but if you remember the
story on such a you know,crafted level cares a little bit stingy.
He plays no way that didn't hurt. It doesn't hurt him, but deep

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down he's he's in pain. Yeah, because every time you do that,
everyone's done it. I'm not gonnasay anything about my birthday if they're not
gonna say anything, and then asthe hours tick on, you're like,
I hate mass yeah, and thenI always end up be like, you
know, it's my birthday, guys, kick a rock or something. It
kicks something, I'm gonna do alap. Will you guys feel bad for
me? All right? Coming upnext, we'll play rollings for fake News
for three days. Grace and chaveltaHey. Coming up on tomorrow show comedian

(24:49):
Drew Lynch. He's gonna be aHelium comedy club this weekend. We'll have
him in studio around seven thirty andColin from Goldberg Jones is going to be
in as well. So if you'vegot questions about divorce or custody, send
us a talk back message. It'sall coming up tomorrow morning with Tanner,
jew and Laura And now back tothe podcast and now through sports Ears Drew

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Well. The media got in abit of a tizzy about the fact that
Matthew Stafford, the star quarterback forthe Los Angeles Rams, his wife went
on a podcast and talked about howhis younger teammates were disconnected and that they
were constantly in their phones and thatwas causing the team not to gel.
And what Stafford had said in thepast is that back when he first came

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into the league over a decade ago, guys would turn on music and you
know, people from different areas wouldcome together and listen to music and dance
around and joke around. And nowyou just show up to work and you
stare at your phone and it's veryrobotic and it's not great for winning championships.
That being said, your wife's notsupposed to tell everyone you said that
at JA. That's supposed to befor you guys at the house. But

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he how about the stafford, Whydon't you turn the music on and start
dancing. Why don't you do whatSunshine did? And no matter the titans
and starts singing, you know,And maybe he tried and nobody caught on,
you know, because he clearly saidit. He didn't there's no way
he didn't say it. Right.Well, then be the leader. Yeah,
put on shoes. Yeah, I'mwith you. Let's get making no

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phone right, guys, we'll goingto practice in five six. He's so
old school, he's probably snapping towelson dudes, all kinds of stuff.
It's been a changing of the guard. But he was asked if he felt
like he needed to address those comments, and he laughed and said this.
I was gonna come out here witha newspaper under my arm and some spectacles
kind of set the mood. Butit turns out you can't even find a

(26:44):
newspaper on here, so I couldn'tdo that. So I was gonna try
to have some fun with it,but no, it's it's been great too.
I love coming to work, Ilove working with these guys, and
I all know that now they arenot the favorite to get back to the
super Bowl like they were in acouple of years ago with Stafford s eight.
It is Mahomes who is the favoriteas of now to get there with
the Chiefs and win MVP. Whosesecond, believe it or not. At

(27:07):
seven to one, the sports booksare saying Joe Burrow of the Bengals could
be the MVP. They'll have togo to the super Bowl or get close
to it if that's gonna happen.But tonight you get to see Lines and
Chiefs. It all starts just afterfive o'clock with the Chiefs favored by four
and a half. We'll tell youdefinitively which side we're gonna lean on,

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and Laura, hopefully we'll sway ustowards the Lions. There's a sport,
yes, all right, coming upnext We're gonna play real news or fake
news for your chance of tickets togo see Savell and three Days Grace.
We need callers ten and eleven rightnow eight six six four four five one
oh five nine. The phone numberthat's eight six six four four five one

(27:47):
h five nine. I'm gonna readoff some news headlines Summer, real,
summer made up. You just gottapoint out which one is which to win.
It's one of five nine the book. It could be real or complete
boosts. You are fake day newsor fake news. All right, we've
got some tickets to go see Chavellein three days Grace on the line here

(28:08):
that shows coming up at the RVand Star Resorts Amphitheater on the twenty eighth.
It's gonna be an awesome concert.I love both these bands. I
will be there for sure. Let'smeet our contestants this morning, calling from
Vancouver. His name is Fred.What's up all Fred? Fred? Hey,
good morning guys, Good morning toyou. What's what's your plans today?
Fred? What do you do fora living? What, guys,

(28:30):
what a guy's named Fred do fora living? Uh? Fred? Well,
this friend drives the truck, soI just drive around delivering freight do
you use your feet to move likeFred Flintstone. Yeah, me and my
buddy Barney. Yeah, you don'thave to. That would be awesome though,

(28:52):
if there was a guy at worknamed Barney best friends, that'd be
great. All right, dude,you gotta get at least three out of
five to win. If you getthem all wrong, you have to listen
to us. Give your tickets tosomebody who did nothing. What's it?
Would sting? Right, this isgonna be a great concert. It would
sting here and somebody just sitting therebeing all lazy and fat win the tickets?
All right, buddy? All right? Do you read much of the

(29:15):
paper? Do you know what's goingon in the world. I can't say
that I do. I work toomuch, so I rarely threw on the
TV. All right, this couldbe difficult game for you. It's time
to play real news or fake news, real or fake My friends. Woman
sues Olive Garden for refusing to refillbreadsticks for the thirty third time out.

(29:44):
I can't imagine somebody eating that muchbread I'm gonna say it's fake. Is
that a fake story? It's goodness. I can't imagine somebody eating that much.
But have you had those breadsticks?Challenge accepted and I'll try going to
thirty four. I might die,but I will try. How many sticks
are in a What it's like threeor four? No, it's like six,

(30:06):
dude, I think it's like six. Yo. That's huge. Uh?
Real or fake couple has no intentionof divorcing after finding out that they're
cousins. Oh, well, youdidn't say where If it's back east,
I'm gonna say that true? Isthat a true story? It is happen?

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What if you've been already doing itfor all that time? Like?
Why stop? Now? We'll talkabout in the second one into detail?
Real or fake three legged bear?Three legged bear breaks into home to drink
white claws. Oh, I don'tknow there was a bear movie. I

(30:53):
didn't see it though. I'm gonnasay that fake. Is that a fake
story? It's a real story,dude. It's a cocaine bear too,
I guess yeah, white white clubbear claw bear? Where's score? Just
is dangerous? Two and one?Two? Correct? One? You can

(31:15):
correct? Real or fake? Chihuahuasized rats invade city in Scotland. Scotland
and rats, Well, I'm gonnasave that stake. Is that a fake
story two and two that lays bonesis waiting for your tickets if you if

(31:37):
you get this one wrong. Yeah, this person wanted for doing nothing real
or fake. Seven school districts havebanned blackboards due to the triggering sound of
the chalkboard. My mom's a schoolteacher. Is he actually liked doing that?
I'm gonna save that fake? Isthat a fake story? That's a

(32:00):
face story job. Although I dothink they should ban blackboards because that sounded.
Hold on, you said your momenjoyed doing it like she enjoyed torturing
the kids. It was. Ihad a teacher who did the same thing.

(32:21):
She would take you know those thingsthat they would have multiple chalk sticks
on it so they couldrow mine.Yeah. She would take this, just
the metal parts of it and scrapeit against the chocloud be yeah, yeah,
I mean spake my kid all youwant? Oh boy? All right,

(32:42):
dude, congratulations, you're going togo see three days Grace and Chavelle.
Thank you, guys. You guysare appreciated. My friend get all
right. So let's hear about this. This this this couple has no intention
of divorcing after they found out theywere cousins. All right, it sounds
they didn't know, right, theydidn't know that's their first cousins. They
did not know. Nor so acouple has been married for three years say

(33:07):
they were the first cousins. Theycould have been third or four. Yeah,
it's still grows. I feel likefourth doesn't make the news. And
I'm a couple who's been married forthree years has decided to skate that stay
together even though they just just discoveredthat their cousins, Tyley and Nick Waters
from Utah, they're regular ticktokers.I guess they've gone viral after revealing the

(33:36):
big reveal, the big moment.Yeah, it's already wracked over up over
five point seven million views. That'syou know, when this was posted,
so it's it could be over sixmillion by It also turns out that Tylee
and Nick share the same birthday,and they even get told on on a
regular basis how much they look alike. Well, it turns out there's a
reason for that big spoiler alert atthe end of this tunnell. Come on,

(33:59):
guys, are you sure that they'recousins? That's starting to sound a
lot like siblings. Yeah, itdoes sound a lot. How do you
not know how do you not know? Maybe they do and that's policy.
Maybe they do. I don't know. It's like Utah when bad decisions head
west, because you could see thisbeing in like the Mississippi Alabama area.

(34:21):
But Utah it's got some strange raine. That's true. It's a lot of
buster wives. When you suppress,when you are forced to suppress your emotions
because of your surroundings, like thereligions and things, that's what happens.
You get a lot of weirdness.You become the tea kettle. Yeah,
and when that thing pops, that'show you end up wearing like you know,
you know, you're you're you're dressedin nipple clamps. In the middle

(34:42):
of the night. You got aguy in the dungeon and you're wondering,
why can't I feel It's all becauseyou had to suppress your real feelings.
Yeah, okay, but seriously,though, I'm shirts off those put yourself
in their position. Say you don'tknow, I don't like nipple clamps.
You're married to your cousin. Thenipple clamps out of the equation. Peel
the clamps off. Hold on,are you you're gonna you're gonna end perfectly

(35:07):
good marriage because your cousins. Yes, yes, yes, that's an honest
question. It's over and I'm nevertalking again to anyone. I'm out of
here. I mean, I guessit's okay. So if you if you're
not helping, because I've set thison the air before, like you know,
if if it's if you've been marriedfor a long time and you have

(35:27):
kids and then you find out,I would just never say anything in brushing
out of the rug. Probably itwould nobody would ever know it would I
would win on TikTok and announced it, which makes me think it could be
fake. Maybe because he's these thesepeople these days, you know, like
those two uh Island boys. Youknow they made out together. Yeah,
they made out together for hits browSo who knows when our views go to

(35:49):
zero tonsil hockey. My point isthe world is trash. People will do
anything for any for reviews, yeah, oh my god, incests The Island
Boys turned to incests. I mean, they do what they gotta do.
So I mean, you can hideit all you want, but when your
kids, eyes and nose are areon like a game of pin the tail
on the donkey, it's gonna behard. Not to catch them. All

(36:10):
right, thanks brother, you guysare agree. Thanks you hang on the
phone. Good old friend, goodold friend, fred Fred Freddy. All
right, coming up here at thetop of the hour, we're gonna play
the four Oh what's up? Getsomebody qualified for a new Lazy brood.
No our Brew News Update powered byadvent Is Health Portland and no HSU Health

(36:31):
partner. Here's Laura. Well it'shappening. An AI generated song is being
submitted for the Grammys. A songby ghost Rider called Heart on My Sleeve
mimics Drake and The Weekend's voices typeof thing. This is I was gonna
say, I think we've played it, This isn't this isn't really them,

(36:54):
And they're saying it's eligible. Howwell, because the song was First of
all, they say it was becauseit was written by a human, which
made those us. Also, thesong was submitted for Best Rap Song and
Song of the Year awards that aregiven two writers, not performers. So

(37:15):
that's how they are getting around.If I were a Draker the Weekend,
I'd be like, what on fire? And I feel like you'd be Sea,
like give me my voice back.It's ridiculous. Right, So we'll
see what happens. But as ofnow they say it is eligible for the
Grammys. The powerball continues to soar. No grand prize winner last night.

(37:36):
So the jackpots now of two halfa billion dollars cash value about four hundred
or two hundred and forty two milliondollars rather, and your odds are about
two hundred and ninety two million.The next drawing takes place on Saturday.
And finally, that white object hidthe sky over northwest Oregon yesterday drew a

(37:57):
lot of attention, people sing isit alien? Is it a spy balloon?
Uh? No, It was aresearch balloon for NASA from Near Space
Corporation, which is based in Tillamook, similar to a standard weather balloon,
but it flies higher than planes cantravel. They've been in business at Near
Space since nineteen ninety six. Apparentlythey offer high altitude and near space platforms
for government, academic, and commercialcustomers. And we're in a meeting yesterday

(38:22):
in Courts like he's talking about thisthing, and he's old as our boss
in Miami. To look out hiswindow, He's like, gets it up
there, you see, if youcan see it. I'm taking from the
weather balloon the other end of thecountry. Yeah, there literally the furthest
point. I think he was reallyhoping it was going to be the death
Star. I think there's a partof him that was really hoping that Darth
Vader was here just to end itall exactly, or maybe a second moon

(38:44):
would be nice, ale extra nightlight. Yeah, nope, just just a
research balloon. Soar right, there'sthe answer. And then the government shot
it down. Yeah, it lookslike an oversized weed. Remember the old
volcano vapors and I sorry, it'slike the biggest vape bag I've ever seen.
My buddy gels up there smoking weed, a big old va volcano bag.

(39:06):
You just didn't let go of it. That's why they're way up there.
Yeah, why is there a guyholding onto it? He's the Mary
Poppins of weed. He just fliesaround exactly. All right, thank you,
Laura. Coming up next, we'regonna play the four. It's the
first one of the of the month. Yeah, fresh slate. Yeah,
starting all over, So we gottaqualify somebody. Coming up next to when
a brand spanking new lazy boy.We need callers one through four right now,

(39:30):
eight six six, four four fiveone oh five Nine's the phone number.
It's eight six six four four fiveone to five nine. You're gonna
go at it with a few ofthe people and one would be left standing
and they will be qualified for abrand new Lazy Points. Tanner, Drew,
and Laura, I'm one of fivenine to prove and now no Tanner

(39:52):
and Drew's the four brought to youby Lazy Boy. Oh boy, now
it means so much more. Listeners, you make ready? All right?
We played this game every Thursday tryingto get somebody qualified for a brand spanking
new Lazy Boy. I love mine. And even if you don't want a
recliner, you don't have to geta recliner. You can get the love
seeds or a dress or drawer ora nice fancy lamp if you want.

(40:15):
Yeah, my mom's entire living roomslazy Boy, she loves We just got
like a missing piece. They've gotit for you. Let's meet our contestants,
or actually, first tell us howthe games played. The four contestants
on four different phone lines are gonnatake turns eliminating each other by just calling
out phone lines. But they don'tknow what line they're on, so it
could be their neighbor, it couldbe themselves. When one person's going lone

(40:38):
Ranger style, will be qualified fora brand new lazy Boy. Now,
let's meet our contestants said, noparticular porter calling all the way from Omsville.
It's Taylors t Tyleth. Hello therehe is, Hey, buddy,

(41:00):
all right, he's never played before, even though he's already sent us talk
backs like a jillion times. Yeah, let's let's meet your opponent, Taylorth.
He is calling from Portland. Hisname is Marshall. What's up,
Marshall? Hey, what's up guy? It's going well? Man, I
want you to ask that, butit's going well. Just in case,
we are also doing great. Thanksfor asking, bro. Our Next Thursday,

(41:23):
Happy Thursday to you, Fappy Thursdayor next contestants calling from Twalleton.
His name is Dan. What's upDan? Hey? How's it going?
Hey? Underwhelming? Dan? There? I thought it's gonna be more heat.
It's going pretty good. Wait hedid ask right? I don't know
I think he did. I didthis time? Thanks Dan. Our final

(41:44):
contestants calling from Longview. Good morning, Michelle. Good, that's Michael.
It's hard to you can't read myown handwriting? Can't my own handwriter?
Michelle Michell from here? All right, Hey Michael, Hey, hey bro

(42:09):
bro Todd. Maybe your mom's name, Michelle. Yeah, you got a
Michelle in the family, just asister. Okay, all right, it's
time to play the four get somebodyqualified for a lazy boy. Let Michael
go first. Hell, Michael,which line should eliminated first? Line one,
line two, line three, orfour. Let's go with number three,

(42:34):
line three, He says, Michell, you just eliminated Marshaw. Now
all right, Bro, later guys, you buddy's that's what happens when you
don't ask how we're doing. That'sright. Let's go to Taylorth. Taylorth
here, Good morning, Taylorth.Let's line which line should eliminated? Next?

(42:57):
Well, let's see what's go withline one, line one, He
says, Taylorth. You just eliminatedMichel right off, he was growing on
me. Michelle by Michelle by Michelle. All right, let's go to Dan

(43:19):
and to Wallatan, Big Dan,Big Dag. Which line should we eliminated?
Next? Let's go number two,line two. He says, Dan,
you just eliminated Taylorth. Oh no, Dan, you're qualified, man,

(43:39):
You're qualified for brand new lazy boy. Yeah yeahs Queen Dan sounds like
the kind of name of a manwho likes to get his feet in the
air. Yeah yeah, I've beenso busy. I'm ready to sit.
You ready to see? He says, I'm ready to say. Sounds like
I've been standing for thirteen don't youfeel like I'm gonna talk to talk to

(44:01):
Gretchen? That should lazy boy getready to sit? Yeah, it's so
simple, straight to the point,because every like every dude who's had to
walk around and hold the bags ata mall is getting ready to sit.
That's the feeling right before you gettinga lazy boy. I was set them
all over the weekend. I passedthis poor bastard standing out in front of
it. I think it was aVictoria's Secret bags clearly not his bags on

(44:23):
both arms. Oh yeah, youknow what I mean. Slave at the
game, just standing there waiting forhis wife or his girlfriend. Oh man,
and I hate it when your mother, Did you say waiting for your
mom had a Victoria's Secret? Yeahyeah, I take care of my mom,
right, So I gotta take yourshop and what I'm always hey,
im, mom needs have some crutchlesspanties. I think since she needs help,

(44:47):
you should probably pick him out.It would be really weird, though.
Do you think he got here?You drop mom off, she get
some lacey underwear. She sprays herdown. Stuff down that love spell?
Mom sme your fourteen strawberry delight overhere. By the way, I used
to love that love Spell? Isthat? So did everyone that wasn't That
was my high school days when itcame out. That was the sense,
And dude, every guy loved it. At least every guy that I knew

(45:10):
loved the love Spell. I probablyjust didn't know the name but sniffed around.
Yeah, now you smell and youthat kind of tacky say it.
I can smell it, like youknow what I mean, Like I have
my man. I just I wasit got me. They they were kid,
Yeah, they weren't kidding. Idon't want to smell that in sweatpants,

(45:30):
if you know what I mean.I've got a friend named John.
I'm gonna put him on blast.He still wears that stuff, still,
isn't it ever? He's a hejust he's a straight dude and just thinks
it's funny, and he's been doingit for twenty years. I will say,
though, that different sense work differentlywith you know, different bodies,
So maybe combined with his sense.He's a giant man with a huge beard.

(45:51):
And does he smell good? Hesmells like love Spell. I want
to make out we and bo.It's a successful smell. Every time I'm
with him, like, good,John, are you are you freaking wearing
love Spell again? It is twentytwenty three. We grew like I don't
even still sell that. I thinkthey do still sell. I'm impressed it
mixes his own in the bathroom.It's it on eBay. Yeah right,
he gets he's figured out the formulaingredients on Reddit. Seem in his bathroom

(46:15):
with a big stick like a witchand you cooking bath You're no, I'm
making love spell. He It's theweirdest thing. I've never met another dude
who wears love Spell. Happen,especially in twenty twenty three. But you
know, I can't say much.I wear secret deodorant. I mean mostly
because of how it feels, butit is women's deodorant. You know,
if it works, it works.Yeah. I used to wear women's deodorant
for a long times. Yeah,but I moved to Detroit and then I

(46:37):
becommune to it strong enough, yea, to switch it up. It was
strong enough for a man for awoman. I think that's the old secret
Moniker. I don't know. They'relike, all right, we gotta go
a sexual. We're cutting off awhole audience. It's called I think it's
called Mitcham's. It's what I usedto a little that's like spackle on a
wall. Sweat try and get throughme Micham's plaster. You'll keep your walls

(47:01):
up and keep from the people whomade flex seal. Just slap it on,
Yeah you can. You can alsoput Mitcham's on the bottom of a
screen door and right it across thelake. Stuff smelled good stuff. Actually,
I got the uncented because I don'tlike I don't like to fly into
the radar. I didn't like that. I didn't like that. I don't
want to smell like lady called Mitcham'slight. You just don't trust the uncented

(47:22):
diet mitchems becausen't. I'm afraid thatlike my bo is going to come through
extra that it'll win the day,you know. Yeah, Like I just
go for like this, some lavenderssomething to cover it up. I was
gonna the closest thing to just normal, like fresh or queen, like that
good buzzword. Yeah, all right, we're gonna check some of your talkback
messages a little bit. Download theiHeartRadio APPAM. We'll play this and now

(47:46):
cru Sports ears drew. Los AngelesRams quarterback Matthew Stafford had to address his
wife's comments about his troubles getting alongwith teammates at the beginning of camp this
year, saying that not a lotof familiar faces and there was a ton

(48:07):
of turnover. You gotta remember whenyou have superstars that you pay big bucks
to, that means that that middlerange, that cast of characters, they
don't they're not there anymore. Yougave all your money to you, bro.
You got the money, Stafford,So that's why your team's not there.
But at the same time, youknow, anything you say at the
dinner table, you would hope wouldstay there. And it leaked out into

(48:29):
the media, and I just leaked. It's not a podcast that she stars
on. But Stafford wasn't having it, saying that the media did blow this
out of proportion and even mocked howhe would sit and read the story.
I was gonna come out here witha newspaper under my arm and some spectacles
kind of set the mood. Butit turns out you can't even find a
newspaper on here, so I couldn'tdo that. So I was gonna try

(48:51):
to have some fun with it.But no, it's it's been great too.
I love coming to work. Ilove working with these guys, and
I all know them now. Theywill get to business like all other teams
will this week because you'll get tosee for sure what your team looks like.
A lot of hope going into it. Some of that hope rests with
the Chiefs, repeating as they arethe Vegas odds favorite to do that.
Mahome's the favorite to go again.Tanner said it earlier. That's boring,

(49:14):
and it is. It's like thePatriot factor. When Tom Brady leaves,
we just do Mahomes for the nexthalf a decade. There's got to be
something to give there. And isit tonight? Yea. The Air taking
on the Chiefs now Kansas City isfavored by four and a half games on
NBC, and these games a lotof times go either way. But this

(49:37):
one is that arrowhead. And Igotta say it hurts me to say it,
but I think Kansas City covers thefour and a half. You know,
I care about you, Dearly,but I also care about money.
There's the sports, all right.Coming up next, We've got another edition
of Who's the Ahole? And inthis scenario, it's a real life scenario.
I've got audio of a biker versusa pedestrian, like a site bicyclist

(50:00):
versus a pedestrian, And we'll playthe audio and you decide who the ahole
is. Coming up right after GreenDays, Portland's rock station one of five
nine The Brew, Tanner, Drewand Laura get in on the action.
Called Tanner, Drew and Laura anytimeat eight six, six, four four
five, one oh five nine.You are listening to Tanner, Drew and

(50:21):
Laura. We are also streaming videoin real time at one of five nine
to brew dot com, or youcan find us on Facebook, Instagram,
TikTok all the socials at one offive nine the Brew or at Tanner Drew
and Laura. It's now time foranother edition of who is the a Hole?

(50:42):
And this this video I'm about toplay audio from or audio I'm about
to play. Wait, how didI say that it's audio from a audio
from a video? Yes, it'sit's a cyclist versus a pedestrian, which
normally is not I feel like,well, I think, Drew, you're
going to say that it's like anage old thing. Yeah, normally I
think I like either car versus pedestrianor car versus cyclist. But I haven't

(51:07):
seen many of these types of videos. Yeah, I've seen. I've seen
videos of cyclists yelling at everybody.Well, because he se videos of some
yelling at pedestrians, at other drivers, at other cyclists that don't care.
I think when you get into apark or a level, when the cars
out of the scenario, the bikerturns to the pedestrian as their their new
issue. Sure, I am somebodywho gets really annoyed the cyclists. I

(51:28):
look at it as the bike shouldbe on the sidewalk. I don't look
at it as a vehicle. AndI'll tell you why. I'll tell you
why. And it's a really goodpoint because if I hit you in my
car and you're on a bike,I'm gonna break your leg. You're a
chance you have a chance of gettinga concussion, dying, all sorts of
things. Our boss was really seriousabout bike riding for a long time,
and he still might be. Buthe had a heart attack and he added

(51:50):
like kind of calm things down.Yeah, but he was super serious about
it. Went out in about likea five thousand dollars bike. Yeah,
you can spend a lot of money, and was on one of the bike
paths here in Portland's going really asslike. He was just peddling, pedaling,
pedaling. He took a turn onthis bike path and slammed into a
nine year old on her bike,knocked the girl off her bike. She
went flying, He went flying,yard sale. You know that girl did?

(52:10):
She got up and brushed it off. Yeah right, Yeah, because
nine year olds bounced back. Becauseyou would have hit if you would have
hit that with a car, Yeah, would have been hit by a bicyclist.
They're gonna do some cuts and bruises. Maybe, yeah, you know
what, I think, they scrapesome gravel out of your knee, and
maybe they need to change the lawbecause you know they'll write you a ticket
for riding on the Yeah, becausebecause I fully disagree, there is nothing

(52:37):
more annoying than walking down the streetand somebody barrels by it. But it's
safe. It's safe. I don'tthink so. It is because a two
tons I think if driver bicycles,it's like a two hundred pound person.
I know, but I think ifa driver and a cyclist both follow the
rules of the road, everyone shouldbe safe. Period. End of the

(52:58):
problem is problem when people don't followall the rules right, and most of
the time it's cyclists. Guys,it's hard to think in biking short,
it's really hard to think when they'rethat tight. You got those dumb shoes
and you're walking around fred Meyer clickingclicking of you sound like a Clydesdale.
Yeah, you sounds look ridiculous becauseI have to wear them on the peloton,
just in the privacy of my ownhome, and they are not an
easy walk. Oh my god,that's like worse than walking in heels.

(53:21):
To your point, Laura, ifyou're fallowing all the rules, hey,
more power to you. You're anawesome cyclist. But the majority I see
yelling at old people not following therules. They got a red light for
cars, they just plow right throughit. They do that. They want
they want all the rights of theroad, but not they don't want to
follow the rules of the road.Get on the sidewalk. My vehicle is
two tons. Yeah, get outof my way. It makes me crazy,

(53:45):
It makes no sense to me.And that little kid getting up and
walking it off as a perfect example. Anyway, I'm sorry for yelling.
I mean, all right, verypassionate, passionate about this subject. But
anyway, here's a good, other, good example like this, pedestrians walking
down the bike path. It lookslike like maybe in Miami or something,
okay, Yeah, and kind oflike a designated walk. Yeah, it
looks like there's a beach to theright. It looks like they're on a

(54:06):
bike path near the beach. Theyof. The pedestrian is on the right
side of the bike path, whichis okay, the way you're supposed to
write, yes, father rules.Even if it's a bike path, it's
the same thing, right, moveright. The cyclist is coming towards her
on the exact same side. Why, that's a rogue. That's a rogue
move. Yeah. The cyclist hastwo dogs on a leash and okay,

(54:29):
so just to add to the confusion, yeah, and chaos, and both
dogs are on each side of thebike. So she's kind of got she's
on the left side of the she'son the left side of the road.
But the dogs on the off thepath, the other dogs on the right
side of the path. She's takingof these dogs, you know, it's
like wherever they want to be.Yeah. Fine. The pedestrian just stays
there. She just stands her groundto the point where she even says out

(54:51):
loud, I'm not moving. You'reon the wrong side of the path.
I'm not moving. And then bodychecks are like a hockey player into the
ground. Oh man, so bigcollision there. Then here's the audio.
I'm not moving, you're on thewrong side of the road. Excuse me,
you're on the wrong side of andthat's the video stops right then.
I like how she's just like,excuse me, excuse me, Like that

(55:14):
gives you the right to just likedrive or ride your bike or whatever you
want. It sounds like this lady'sdealt with this before. I don't know
if she's dealt with this exact person, but I'm not standing my ground this
time. I'm not moving. Yeah, she's had it, and she like
body checked her right off of herbike. She like the lady landed into
one of the dogs. Yeah,you see, But is it And I'm

(55:35):
not saying that you should ever sniffout confrontation, but is if it's as
simple as left sides your side,or if I'm going this way, we're
both on the right side, wedon't have this interaction. So you broke
you broke into my lane here.It's like if I drive an oncoming traffic
I should expect a disaster exactly.Yeah, I think, I mean,
I think the cyclist would be inthe wrong because you're just taking up the

(55:58):
whole pathway. Two dogs and abike. Yeah, who's the a hole?
Eight six six four four five oneh five Nine's the phone number.
When I asked that question on Facebook, most people said the same thing you're
saying. Lauren's like this, thecyclist is the a hole, right,
Like they're on the wrong side ofthe path and he got dogs. The
person says I'm not moving, Butis the person the a hole for saying

(56:19):
I'm not moving? Like all theyhad even if the person stepped down,
the cyclist is definitely the wrong tostart off with. Yeah, all the
person had to do was take astep. But like what you said,
earlier, Tanner, I think thisprobably had happened to her before, and
she's like, I'm not doing thisanymore. I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
It's that person done being pushed around. Yeah, I feel like what
she's up to not moving? You'reon the wrong side of the road.

(56:42):
Excuse me, you're on the wrongside of dude. It was such a
satisfying video, and I saw Iposted a video like of me like just
you know it was it was sosatisfying that I had like mean mug the
camera. Yeah, I yes,yes, it feels good to watch that.
Yeah. The fact that they evenlet that happened to themselves just shows
how ridiculous they are. Right,So who's the A hole? Eight six

(57:05):
six four four five one oh fivenine. You can also shoot us a
text message at nine eight one ninetyseven. It's Tanner duin Law. Good
morning. Hi. Uh Yeah,the cyclist is always the a hole?
Why do you say that? Imean, I've spent countless hours just watching
them online when I have nothing todo. Yeah, I mean there was

(57:29):
nothing funnier than watching them wipe outand Core is a big pile up amongst
other cyclists. My favorite is watchingand I know this is the kind off
topic. My favorite is watching likeactual bicycle race and then the giant pile
up. They're all biking together,and so it makes me just smile when
I see twenty of them with legsin the air like Domino, the foots

(57:50):
in a pedal. I didn't size. That's what they call that bulb of
people as a peloton, but assingle really that's when then comes from.
But when when they go down,I mean it's not on, it's not
tens thirty people. Yeah, it'sgreat. Oh god, I love it.
Hi, it's Tannard, you andLaura. Who is the a hole
on this clip? The dolls onthe bicycle. Yeah, the cyclist is

(58:13):
the a hole for sure, becausethey were wife, because they were riding
on the wrong side, or becausethey refused to move. They're right on
the wrong side and they refused tomove. And you know, hey,
you rock your dogs, you don't. I'm especially where it's hot, you
know. I just try to ridea bike and walk the dogs to it
a little let alone too, dude. I tried it with Cooper and he
always pulls me. I almost dieevery time I do exactly you're right,

(58:34):
it's not it's not not gonna doyou lack control. But that being said,
it would any of us. AndI don't think I would have like
the nuts to basically just shoulder someoneright now, totally. I would have
jumped out of the way. Ithink I think I would have stepped out
unless I had just had it.I find seven drinks and I'm like,
oh, are you going to dothat? Yeah, I probably would have
yelled after that. I would havesaid, yeah, I'm gonna know for

(58:59):
sure I can that person's as Yeah, I would size them up and the
call bro. Let's sa go toline one. It's Tanner Jow and Laura.
Who's the ahole? Uh, let'spoof Flinger, good morning. Hey.
I would say initially that that cyclistis the ahole, but the pedestrians
took it a little too far byessentially assaulting that person. I didn't take

(59:21):
a little too far, But initially, cyclist is a jerk. I mean
we all know that. I mean, we drive on the right side of
the road, you're walking, youwalk on the right, you pass people
in the grocery store, in anaisle, everybody stays to the right.
Where's the way the world works.Well, that's assault, is it?
Because she's protecting herself at that pointthe guy the lady's coming out her with
technically a vehicle if she body checkslike West being the video Without seeing the

(59:47):
video, I'm just going on whatyou guys with, you know, the
audio and what you're talking about.Yeah, well, yeah, if she
was protecting herself, that's not assault. So you know, i'd have to
see the video to know. We'llgo check it out one of five nine
dot com. We'll put it uphere in just a second. It's who's
the a hole? That's what wewant to know. You can also shoot
us a talk back if you're listeningon the lazy boy text line. But
that is a good example of whyyou should just ride your bike on the

(01:00:07):
sidewalk. Yeah, but they wereriding their bike on the side, That's
what I'm saying. And they bothgot up and walked away. They did
live. There was no broken bones, no, no bambulance was called bamba.
Dawn, you're on the wrong sideof the room. Excuse me,
You're on the wrong side of mypoint being if that were a car would

(01:00:28):
have been a different, different story. The good thing is they're not hurt,
but on the other hand, theirfeelings will be hurt for eternity because
it's on the internet and it's wayeight six six four four five one out
of five nine the brew It's Portland'srock station, Tanner Jew and Laura.
We want to know who the ahole is here in this situation. It's
a pedestrian versus a cyclist. Videosonline at one of five nine dot com

(01:00:51):
if em to see it. Butit looks I don't know where it's at,
maybe Miami or something. It lookslike there's a beach there. Yeah,
there's lots of sand. Yeah,they're just like a bike path right
on the beach, which is nice. Could be California. I suppose you
should be happy on that path,right, nice weather, beautiful day,
got the beach right there. Yeah, Well, the cyclist is on the
far left side of the road.So it's like I'm looking at the video

(01:01:13):
right now and it's like are theydoing it on purpose? Like are they
from a country? Where are youride on the opposite side of the street,
because it's like they just like don'tcare. It's like they don't care
at all. They're on the wrongside. If she gets off the bike
and is British. Maybe outside ofthat, I don't want to hear about
it doesn't sound like it. It'ssound like she was just you know,
like she got up to it.She went really bitch, she said.

(01:01:35):
She goes, really bitch. Butthe pedestrian is you could clearly tell his
hat with these people and stands herground and she goes, Nope, I'm
not moving. You're on the wrongside of the road. I'm not moving.
You're on the wrong side of theroad. The cyclist she stays on
her course, she stays on hersand she once the cyclist gets to her,
she body checks her into the ground. Oh my god, I'm not

(01:01:57):
moving. You're on the wrong sideof the road. Excuse me, you're
on the wrong side of Andie,I love you're like here, she says,
you're on the world. You're throwher away into it. And that
makes me think that maybe it isthat energy that this has happened before and
triggered up a little bit. Notmoving, you're on the wrong side of

(01:02:17):
the road. Excuse me, you'reon the wrong side. That's one of
the things that pissed me off themost about the videos that excuse me from
the cyclist, excuse me, doesn'tgive your a pass. They are so
entitled, these people, not everyone of them, and the ones who
aren't you know who you are,but the majority of your friends are entitled
little jerks. Share the road.And if it's like you know, the

(01:02:40):
supreme mode is adding the two dogs, because now it's way, way,
way worse. The cyclists had thetwo dogs on, you know, one
dog in the left, one dogon the right, so she kind of
was taking up a lot of space, like the whole pathway hit he pulled
a sack in a neighborhood. There'snot enough room for you. And also
I don't think either of it,to take it to a new level,
I don't think either of the dogswere on leashes, and I'm sure there

(01:03:04):
was a leash law there. Sothat just adds to the entitlement of Well,
I can do whatever I want.I can ride on the wrong side
of the path. I can,you know, walk my dogs without a
leash. What I do is mybusiness. I can do it because I'm
better than you. Yeah, wegot a couple of talkbacks on the iHeartRadio
app from these people. Hey,big John here, I used to rug
my bike a lot was a teenagerto go to work and I almost got

(01:03:29):
ran over by a truck and italmost killed me. Thank God for a
helmet. But I would say inthat video that cyclist was the jerk.
Yes, and that's the guy he'sgotten piled up on a bike. Yeah.
He just sent me some photos ofhim in his bike accident, strapping
Big John. Yeah, another exampleof why they should be on the sidewalk.

(01:03:52):
What if there's no sidewalk, thenwalk your stupid ass, you lazy
bones. What would here? Yeah, I'd call in about this, but
I'd go full old Man on it, and I'm just gonna cut their shirt
and say, yeah, the bikeris the a hole. It didn't even
need to hear the situation. Biker'sjerk. That's just Howard is always.

(01:04:15):
We got a couple of text messageson our Lazy Boy text line. This
one's from ninety four fourteen. Itsays, what kills me are the cyclists
that have an eight foot bike laneand they're riding on the fog line.
Yeah, I don't understand that.You know, you want to work your
way as close to the edge aspossible. Why are you drifting? And
then it gives two middle finger emojis, so he feels. Yeah. This

(01:04:35):
person from seven eight twenty four says, I can't stand some of these cyclists.
They are they are. There aresafe places to ride, so they
don't need to be in a narrow, bust country road on blind corners,
holding up traffic from getting home orwork or going to work. Take your
bike to a bike path or safesomewhere else, safe play somewhere else.

(01:04:55):
And I love how every one ofthem is dressed like they're trying to break
the lay and speed right. Yeah, Like I obviously have a bike that
I ride, I don't wear thegear. I don't and I even have
a speed bike, but I don'tremember ever going faster when my shirts tight.
It feels about this, about theaero dynamics, and it's like it's
about the chafe. I also writea peloton and it doesn't chafe. Just

(01:05:17):
to wear shorts. Yeah, let'sgo to Syrian Steve. Good morning,
Syrian Steve, Hey, good morning, my radio family. How are we
doing ever doing well? Go ahead? Uh? Well? Ninety nine point
nine percent at a time is thebicyclist is the ahole? But this one
for the first time, and whois the ahole history? We got a
tie? I think you think soBroth wrong. Well, I mean,

(01:05:40):
I mean, well, I'll tellyou why. If I was, you
know, the ladies standing around,you know, waiting for the bicyclist to
get there, I would have movedout of the way, you know,
at least and then scream something orare you going the wrong way you're at
or something, or trying to scareor do something. And that sounds like
the average normal move. Yeah,I mean, like what's where you going?
You're idiot or something, you know, I mean, just doing that

(01:06:03):
kind of stuff, man, itjust can get you in troublesho thing.
I don't know if if they showedthe that's the police. I think it
may be defending herself because if thebike is considered a vehicle, like all
these people say it is right,you need to be braced for impact.
Yeah, and she prepared herself likeshe said, no, I'm not gonna
let you just ride your bike.Well, and also she would have to

(01:06:24):
step off the path, you know, to get out of the way.
So I mean it's she was flankedby two dogs member with long leashes.
Yeah, and I'm team you know, I'm team Walker in this scenario.
But is she compromised because she hada reasonable window to get to get out
of the way, you know,because I don't know if that's even part
of the law. But if Iknow, I could have gotten out of

(01:06:45):
the way, but I didn't,so we would have a conference. I
wanted the same thing about like whenthere's protesters in the middle of the road
and then somebody just goes, youknow, goes, and they stand there
like, well, who's in trouble? Yeah? Is it? Are we?
I think the car the person woulddraw having the vehicles in trouble,
Yeah, because you didn't have to, you know, put your foot on
the gas and run over a bunchof people. Like is it an inconvenience?
Yes, but you still, youknow, injured people on purpose.

(01:07:09):
So that puts it back on thebiker, right, Yeah, I mean
this this lady she I mean,you could have moved out of the way
she's aiming toward me, then yes, for sure. I mean I have
once in a great while I hadthis downtown. I drove a diesel truck,
a big diesel truck, and thena bicyclist just comes and stand in
front of my waiting like, hey, you're killing the earth. We'll move

(01:07:29):
out of my way so I cancontinue doing it. You know, by
this, I mean they'll say alot of them are just not to find
somebody to yell at. They're triggered. It's just believe me, I will
along the floor, you know,but you know I have You just can't
do that. The best is whenthey're trying to unsnap their helmet and yell

(01:07:51):
at you, but they can't.But I'm upset. It's hard to click
and they can't move their jog becausethey're stupid helmets A nice little muzzle.
They all right, thanks Steve,we appreciate the call. We're getting some
more text messages and on a lazywhere text line, This one's from forty
eight ninety one says the problem withbicycles is this. They ride in the

(01:08:12):
middle of the road basically, andthey clearly have a bike lane. I
can't stand when they do this.Then it makes a car have to maneuver
out of the way, almost likethe vehicles have to swerve in another another
lane just to avoid the cyclist.That is another level. They're just perched
up at the red light middle ofthe main line and you're on like the
highway that goes to the coast.You don't come over here right aside,

(01:08:32):
Bra, more your calls and textscoming up. We're commercial free, thanks
the lazy boy in the Bruy.Coming up on tomorrow's show comedian Drew Lynch.
He's gonna be a Helium comedy clubthis weekend. We'll have him in
studio around seven thirty and Colin fromGoldberg Jones is going to be in as
well. So if you've got questionsabout divorce or custody, send us a
talk back message. It's all comingup tomorrow morning with Tanner, Drew and
Laura. And now back to thepodcast. Its Parlans Rock Station one of

(01:08:55):
five nine The Broods, Tanner,Drew and Laura and our next Bacon and
Beer. Bacon and Beer twenty sevenPumpkin Spiced is going down September twenty second
at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. Ladiesand gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, very
excited. Ksey b Fater Bay,a promotions director, has been working very
hard on Bacon and Beer behind thescenes feverishly. We've got a lot of

(01:09:18):
cool surprises in the works. Butone thing that we just got confirmed a
few minutes ago, which we alreadyknew, but we got double confirmation.
We got double confirmation. You justgot off the phone with who I just
got off the phone with the Mayor'soffice, Mayor Chris Hoy's office down there
in Salem. It's right, yeah, And I was impressed that they took
my call. Start with that.Your name's on a list now, but

(01:09:40):
they took it. So yeah,he's all confirmed, ready to go excellent.
The Mayor of Salem, Chris Hoyhimself, will be get it forward
to it in attendance at Bacon andBeer. It's gonna be awesome. Yeah,
yeah, sorry, go ahead.I was just gonna say, he's
really looking forward to meeting you guys. I'm told that specific, mister mayor.
Well, did you want to discussdid you ask? Yeah, if

(01:10:01):
they were gonna like name a streetafter us, or like what they think
about giving us a key to thecity. One thing at a time,
but these things are on the shortlist. It's really important. Wouldn't be
great to have like a TDL parkbench or something in a in a city
park, or have city park namedafter something. I agree from yesterday bing
Bong Boulevard. Is that idea downtownSalem? Yeah, bing Bong Boulevard,

(01:10:25):
if we can make that the mainstreet, and said it would be right
where that Nordstroms was that down thereon bing Bong. Make a left on
bing Bong Boulevard, doesn't make bingBong? All right? You go down
Charlaton till you get the bing Bong, then you're gonna take a left.
Yeah, I say, Bingong,take a left. I'm sorry, what
was that street? Bing Bong?What taco? Are we going to the

(01:10:46):
taco time on bing Bong? Yeah? Bing bing They got all the good
stuff on bing Bong. So yeah, we'll see. Well, you know,
we're keeping our fingers crossed. Yeah, I don't think you'll like the
idea. Don't know whether he lovesit or to put it in play.
We'll find out. But I heardrumors too. I think it was Court
told us yesterday that developers are actuallythe ones who can choose the name of
the streets. And so if there'sa developer, that was actually me telling

(01:11:11):
you they did that in my neighborhood. So if the develop if there's a
developer listening to the station and tothe show that would like to name a
street after us, because like Ireally fantastic, Like remember when you were
buying your house and you're looking ata bunch of new construction. They're like
brand new. Cult to Sacks.That's where we have an opportunity. Okay,
because those people get to name thosestreets, they don't exist. So
we would we call it the TDLcul de Sac or a TDL sabl Way

(01:11:34):
or clack the TL sacks On.You each get your own and you take
over the whole neighborhood. Okay,it's a brilliant I mean, why why
split it up? We each getone, and then there's t D and
then and then Bing Bong Boulevard leadsinto the neighborhood. Yeah, you got
the Tanner turnaround? Who is whowants to step up? Hold homes,

(01:11:54):
renaissance homes? Who wants to stepup? But I like old Drew Road.
You know it should be dead,it should be Laura Lane and Drew
Dry Tanner turnaround to be a turnaround'scourt, we might have to give Tanner
a bigger one, like the TannerTurnpike. Oh that's that's a turnaround.
Yeah, Turnpike's more like it.That'll connect you to the guys. Get

(01:12:16):
a Tanner tunnel. Tanner Tunnel soundsgood. Somewhere in the Gorge. People
hold their breath when they saw onthe Dark Way. I think we're getting
ahead of ourselves. But yet oneconfirmation email. We named the neighborhood anyway,
come on out. Yeah, it'sgonna be September twenty second. We'll

(01:12:36):
ask the mayor all of these things. I can't wait for that. Yes,
everyone who shows up gets free bacon. And someone could walk away with
a free trip to Vegas to seethe show Awakening at the wind and that
could be you. Alright, Septembertwenty second, go Games Brewing in Salem.
We'll see you there or commercial freeon the breath you're listening to Tanner,

(01:12:58):
Drew and Laura, Do you guyshear that? Dictionary dot com is
added added five hundred and sixty sixnew words. Whoa anything? Legit?
Let's see a lot of like slanggets gets introduced. You know, yeah,

(01:13:19):
it looks like new additions include showerorange. It's a viral trend involves
eating an orange in the shower.Why are we that's not a word.
It's not a thing. I neverheard of that until literally just now.
Who eats a shower orange? Imean, it's a delicious and I heard
about it. It's been a coupleof months now where the idea is just

(01:13:41):
like, it smells like citrus andit's a good way to and not get
messy. But i'd in multitasks it'sstupid. Nobody does it soap? Is
I think a flavor? I mean, what do we do? Can't eat
soap? True? How you guysdoing chicken strip baths? I'd be dope.
Another word that was introduce to dictionarydot com was Mount weasel, Mount

(01:14:03):
tweeze, mounting louisel. What isthat? It's apparently a fake entry included
in reference in reference books to catchplagiarists. Oh so it's something in there
so if you're trying to steal thingsoff the internet, it reads that that's
already been written, almost like awatermark. Wouldn't I see Mount tweasel.
That's not good. I would bethe kid kicked out of college from Mount

(01:14:26):
Weasel. Yeah, because here's Drewclimbing down from Mount Weasel. Here he
goes here is grab your things,grab your stuff? Yeah, the weasel
at the top of the mountain.It sounds like a polyshore vacation property Mount
tweezel. Don't oh god, don'tsee no man too. Let's do it
now, there's an oscar in thegroup. Let's see. Many of the
new entries are AI related, ofcourse, including generative AI. That's a

(01:14:49):
new large language model. That's newand GPT gppes. GPT stand for it's
slong. Look it up, assomeone told me the day, and it's
long. What does GPD stand for? I yeah, that's a good question
because I'm trying to piece it outin my head. Generative pre training transformer.
Oh yeah, that was gonna bemy next yes, my tongue.

(01:15:14):
Generative pre training transformer. Okay,don't I still don't even know what that
also means? Lazy button? Yeahright. Did you guys hear about this
Florida man who attempted to run toLondon in a hamster wheel whoa like over
the ocean? Yeah? What happenswhen the wind hits You're like, oh,
man ended up in South America.Yeah, it's a beautiful hell,

(01:15:34):
you know. So a Florida manis using a human sized hamster wheel allegedly
attempted to run to a London onthe on the water on the run to
London on the water surface, fortyfour year old Reza blue Chee, blue
blue chi, I don't know.He was reportedly found by the Coast Guard

(01:15:55):
about seventy miles off the Tybee Islandin Georgia. He did not seventy miles.
He's like, I'm just torched.The hamster wheel like vessel he was
in was made with a giant metaldrum and inflatable buoy's it was. It
was powered by a person running inside, just like it was just him.

(01:16:17):
It would be exhausted feeling. Youwouldn't want to do something where its stores
energy, you know, so youcould take a break. I can't run
all night like an e bike whereyou're peddling but not really you're charging.
That would be a smarter move.Wake up nine miles back from where you
just came from the day before.You're like, here we go again.

(01:16:38):
Yeah? Yeah, So is thatlegal? Is that he was arrested because
he didn't have the proper he didn'thave proper paperwork where he didn't have,
you know, the required registration forthe for the vessel. Yeah, you
gotta keep your tabs updated on yourgiant hamster winn like and there's no cover.
I feel like I get cooked.You'd end up like an old chicken

(01:16:58):
nugget you found at the bottom ofyour oven. Yeah, just roasted.
So there you go. He was, you know, taken into custody and
driven seventy miles back to Maya tryingto do this before? He tried this
back in twenty fourteen. Did heback in twenty sixteen and in twenty twenty
one? What was different about thisthirty five miles fifty one miles? Whim

(01:17:19):
sure? Or did like the coastwheel the coast guards found they dragged They
dragged him back. So my guesswas, were they just out there and
then they just see some dude inthe hamster wheel? Jamie added again,
because this doesn't say if they justspotted him by accident or if they were
called and had to go out there. Did they have that tone? What
are you doing? Bring the hamsterwell back to Gary. You're not gonna

(01:17:42):
make it to London because gear doghas had four run ins already. He's
not new meat. How many milesis that? Like, let's say he
did to try it, how manymiles from Miami to London. Oh my
god, it's gotta be thousands ofmiles. I don't know how you got
seventy dude, you can't make it. You're not even closed. It's four
hundred and twenty eight miles. Yes, what are you thinking? By the

(01:18:03):
time he's what he's thinking? PaperWorks, paperwork, He's thinking, you guys
in your math and like what oncehe gets to London? What was he
gonna does? Does he have apassport? Maybe have some nice fish and
ships? I don't know. Wejust run back after you have keple of
weeks in London. It's round thefound miles back. Nobody, no,

(01:18:26):
no, b anyway, it's anotherFlorida man for you. You should see
the cabs on this guy though.Yeah, nurse, but beautiful, very
impressive cabs. Casey Beefwater Bay isin studio with us. Of course,
he is going to be wearing agiant pumpkin spice latte costume at Bacon and
Beer, which is coming up Septembertwenty second in Salem at Gilgamesh Brewing the

(01:18:47):
campus location. Case, you've gota very concerned looking I'm not concerned.
I'm doing fine with this one.I don't love a que company, do
we do? We know what ourwhat the what? The pole? Results
are real pole or the pole?This is a real pole. I don't
know why you keep saying that weyou're a slave to the pole, like
you've always what was that we gaveto the pole? Well, the pole

(01:19:11):
officially Oh hold on, it wentaway? Oh no, it's the pole
is officially over. So the resultsare in. Is just the one to
get him to wear the costume.So he's wearing the costume. Yeah,
well obviously because eighty nine percent costume. So yeah, your numbers are deaf.

(01:19:35):
Well, look, you all gotto show up. We've said it
before, everybody out there that voted, you better bring yourselves there because I'm
not doing it for nothing, becausethe last thing you want is a latte
left on the counter. Oh yeah, it'll spoil and nobody. Yeah,
nobody wants showing up spoiled. It'sfree. Everyone to get us a free
party. And ever saying the onethat no, the latte that lays around

(01:19:56):
for a while, you can usuallyjust and the party and the party.
That's true. Actually, we're askingfor three cans of food. If you
can't, if you can bring downthree cans of food for people in need
this year, because from what weunderstand, this year's like the holidays this
year are going to be one ofthe worst in a long time. Families
are really struggling living paycheck to paycheck. Food and security is a serious,
serious problem that we're already there andit's not even the holidays yet, So

(01:20:17):
you know what I mean, Likeit's it's more it's a now thing.
At the last Bacon and Beer weraised seven hundred and seventy six pounds of
food. Yeah, it was justunder eight hundred pounds, and so I
think we should at least set agoal for a thousand pounds of food.
We should clear a thousand pounds offood. Uh, Casey did promise since
he's going to be dressed as aas a pumpkin spiced latte to do a
figurative dance just like Will Ferrell didan old school with the ribbon on a

(01:20:40):
stick. It's going to be verydressed as the latte at the party.
I think you promised it that initself is worth the cans. Were you
trying to make it worth the cans? Oh? Well, that goes without
say it. You said yesterday ifthe listeners voted for I'm in, I'm
not. Nobody's welching. Okay,he wanted to wear a bathing suit again,
was yelling cans four cans. Iput it to the people, the
people they were going to turn talkingabout a very tasteful two piece. If

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you want, if you want togo back to the cans for cans chant,
we absolutely can make that happy.You and your moblets begging for canned
food. It's gonna be nice andembarrassing for Casey and hilarious for us.
So come on out and witness thisone'strocity. It's time to witness the fitness
with us. He's going to bemoving. Well. The best part is
that you get to join me inthis dance. So no, yeah,

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I mean I do think though,I mean, like whose words were set.
He's gonna dip Casey. You knowwhen he's dancing, you've got you've
got to be the dipper. Idon't have the arms for it. Job,
I don't know. Lay your headon my shoulder and put your lips
on that straw, big boy.September twenty second, Gilgametz Brewing and Salem's

(01:21:47):
Or will be the campus location.Yeah, it gets and everyone who shows
up gets free bacon. Someone's gonnawalk away with the free trip to Vegas
to see Awakening at the Wind andChris Hoy may or Chris Hoy will be
there in attendance. We know thatthe latte comes red hot. Okay,
you'll be breaking. It's funny becauseyou just he gets so mad and he
gets so like you're doing this,you're doing that. None of that will

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happen. Are you gonna allow peopleto put put their mouths on your straw?
That's right there. Anything can happen. I'll put my mouth in your
stracking. Yeah, whatever you need. It'll be some putting, some good
social content. I feel like whichBy the way, follow us at one
five nine. You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura No. Here's what's

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trending. A lot of stuff's trendingthis morning. Freddie Mercury's piano has sold
for two point two million dollars.Imagine if you're just lowdo and that's in
your basement, dude, the piano, this piano right here, and it's

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a piano used by late Queen frontmanFreddie Mercury to compose songs such as Bohemian
Rap City has sold for a recordtwo point two million at an auction run
by Uh was it Softbie's in London? Yes, that's the big one.
Yeah, that's one way to getthat money. I feel like you need
to be able to play to havethis, or do you? Yeah,

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it's probably not. It's like onething you need to have two point two
million. Hi, I guess thatmakes it at a museum or what?
Yeah? What do you do?Mercury play it can't pay for? Mercury
bought the Yamaha Baby Piano in nineteenseventy five after searching to find his perfect
piano. He just wouldn't played tonsand tons and tons and tons of pianos
until he found the right one.So who owned it up until now?

(01:23:33):
I don't know the state? Uhyeah, maybe because I know that they
were selling a bunch of stuff.Yeah, that one woman who was his
really close friend and I think romanticpartner. I think she owned a bunch
of its stuff for a long timeand she just gave it up for auction.
Maybe that's what's going on here,is some of those things because she
said she didn't want him to diein a vault somewhere like that, just

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collecting dust and rotting away like hisHis memory should be shared with people.
That man was a genius. Andwhen he looked for that piano, that's
not a coincidence he picked that one. Here's a little clip of him playing
the piano on Somebody who Love?Two point two sounds like two point two?

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Yeah? Crazy? How much moneythat is? Man? And you
can if you go and sniff thehood of that thing though, you can
still smell Freddie. So you cansee that video at one of five nine
dot com if you want to seeit. Also, did you guys hear
about Aaron Rodgers detailing a UFO sidingAyawaska at the time on or off a
trip. This was on HBO's HardKnocks In New York. Jets quarterback Aaron

(01:24:44):
Rodgers recounted a two thousand and fiveexperience when he was staying with his old
college teammate Steve Levy, who theywere in New Jersey and they heard an
alarm going off outside, is whathe said. Steve and his brother and
I walked outside when he heard thissound and he's talking like he's on ayahuasca.
I just want to feel love feelslike perma right now. Steve and
his brother and I walked outside whenhe heard this sound, and we saw

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this tremendously large object moving through thesky and it was like a scene out
of Independence Day when the ships arecoming into the atmosphere and they're creating this
like explosion type fire and the sky. We just saw this incredibly large object
and froze as anybody would because wedon't know what the hell was going on.

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Eventually went out of sight, andnobody said a word. It's the
haunt advance of music in the backgroundmake it so intense. Yeah, maybe
what's he's like, it's a symbolismfor the fact that that was the Vincembardi
Trophy and he was never going tosee it again. Of the distance,
I see it not there anymore.Rogers heard the sound of fighter jets zuming

(01:25:48):
above him, taking chase. Hesays that the fighter jets are chasing what
he just saw. About thirty secondslater, we heard the real recognizable sound
of fighter jet that's going short.It seemed to be chasing this object.
And again we just stood there andjust disbelief for another few minutes. Nobody
said a word, and then weall kind of looked each other because I

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don't know if I mentioned this,we were high on acid, were imagining
every tripping balls tripping, and itdoesn't sound disbelief. For another few minutes,
nobody said a word, and thenwe all kind of looked each other,
like, did we just see whatwe think? We just saw?
What was that? Well? Imean, if there were fighter jets,
maybe the whole thing was just amilitary training exercise or something. I like

(01:26:32):
how HBO just leaned in, youknow, like no, no, no,
no, no, no, nono. They are loving hard knocks.
The Rogers edition I've I've only seenlike some clips and stuff like on
TikTok, but it looks it lookspretty good. It is pretty good.
They do such a good job atbringing out storylines, and they can make

(01:26:53):
you care about someone who has nostoryline. So Aaron Rodgers already gives them
the fuel they need. So howDrew, Well, how do you think
the Jets are going to do this? Here? I think they're going to
go to the playoffs. I don'tknow, but I did this. When
I found out they were signing theold Vikings running back, I did put
a I put a handful of moneyon the Jets and the Vikings to win

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the Super Bowl. So I havemy heart with the Vikings. It's a
good bet. It's a good moneybet. And tell five twenty tonight to
take the Jets. M all right, let's go to fat Thor. Good
morning, Fat Thor, Happy fatThor's day. Blue Crew sounds hung over,
sounding like that. Oh no,I'm being up. I want to

(01:27:35):
say thanks to Laura too, thanksfor reaching out and making sure I was
okay. Appreciate that? Yeah?What would you? You got hurt?
What what happened? I got?I got broke off, I busted my
head open, I got a littlerip in my shoulder and I broke two
libs. Whoa, Oh jeez,what happened you fat Thor? Skateboarding?

(01:27:58):
Skateboarding? This is happens when fortyyear old men forget that they're forty.
Your time has passed. You gottastop. Yeah, start holding the camera
and water bottles. Oh, Iwas holding a camera. That was the
bad part. This will scale filmthe song. It happened. He was
he was supposed to be in here, and I said, this would have
never happened if you would have comedo on the Donkey Show that's true,

(01:28:21):
straight up flaked and then kaboom booms. Very true. So when the adventure
is approaching and they need you togo, you gotta go. You know
that's true. But dude, congratulationson getting the mayor to come to the
party. That's pretty big, dude. We're excited. Yeah, bacon and
beer. Salem may Or Chris Hoywill be in attendance September twenty second at

(01:28:42):
Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem and of coursefree bacon for everybody. And someone's gonna
walk away the trip to Vegas.You're gonna come down. I'm gonna try
it. Will give you the headphonesto the city. I don't know,
to the city. Don't sound sobad. But we want a key.
We would like a key. Wewould like you know, I would love
a city park bench named after usor a street. We'll settle for nothing

(01:29:02):
less, you know, I wantsomething. Can we do a trade like
we'll give him wart That would benice, commemorative. What if there's like
Tanadu and Laura Day in Salem andeverybody all the schools have to close.
We can have a parade. It'sbetter be a holiday. Yeah, all
the schools have to close up.The mail room can be open. Yeah,

(01:29:25):
no mail and Laura Day. We'rereaching for the stars, hoping we
can get to the moon. No, this will happen, all right,
Thanks, we'll talk to you myfriends. Day. There he is that
hurt? Those risks Our Donkey Showpodc Pancast. It's coming up next.
You can hear it online at oneto five nine The Brute dot Com.

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Tomorrow. One more pair of ticketsto go see three Days Grace and Chevelle.
We also have a free pizza giveaway. Also comedian Drew Lynch. We'll
be in studio nice. It's seventhirty tomorrow morning. Also, Colin from
Goldberg Jones will be here for FreedomFriday answering your questions about divorce or custody.
We'll see you then Bye,