TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Not a Chance

On today's show we talked about the things that we refused to give up when we had kids. We also discussed Laura's hunt for a guy she liked at a bar and we got to feel old when we heard about the songs that turn twenty years old in 2023.

Episode Transcript

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Yea, good morning. It isThursday August twenty four, twenty twenty three,
Tanner, Drew and Lore We arelive. Yes we is. You
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it for your cell phone for freeonce you have the Bruce streaming press the
microphone button. Head from corn isapparently doing commercials for a furniture store,
really like a local furniture store,not local in Portland. So is that
is that for comedic purposes or financialgain? Because we've been in local furniture

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commercials and we can tell you thatdoesn't pay your rent and feel it feels
like neither right because like I mean, maybe a little bit of its comedic,
but also I mean these are legit. Maybe he just got like a
really nice store hired him to domaybe just get really like a really nice
nightstand from there, and it wasjust happy with the customer service. And
he said, you know what,yeah, Big Al's, you know furniture

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in port I was gonna do aspot for you guys, I'm gonna help
you. I'm gonna throw you abone, or you know, maybe they're
like, we'll give you a coupleof sectionals, We'll do your whole basement.
Just do these commercials. Yeah,well, and I don't know,
I did you watch the commercial.I just saw the thumbnail. I didn't
see the actual commercial. I'm gonnaabout to play the audio here. Yeah
you should because the pieces of furniturethat he's chosen, you can. You

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can definitely see these pieces like inhis home. Okay, yeah there,
maybe that's you got to take home. You're like, he'll listen anything in
the commercial, We'll just let youkeep. Yeah, exactly. I was
a huge fan, like you know, when I was in high school and
out of high school, I wasobsessed with Corn. First time I saw
him live was at the Memorial calSeum with Rob Zombie and was that was

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that was some people watching galore atthat I was just obsessed with the band.
Man. I was so excited tosee Corn that when they finally took
the stage, I kind of tearedup a little bit emotional. Yeah right
here, I was just like,yes, scream at me. Jonathan Davis
screaming me, I really sad righthere, happy trying in the mosh pit

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because I was. I was inthe master for Wisconsin. I was.
I was the one that John fivespit on me at a guitar player for
rob Zombie. Everyone thought you werecrying because you just got like punched in
the face with something, but reallyyou were just having an emotional mode.
Yeah, I took a loogie inthe mouth. That's why I was like,
Now, it's a fun story.You can listen to a couple of
podcasts a go to hear that one. But I was a big fan of
Corn and still still I'm a bigfan of Corn. But I have not

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seen this commercial yet with head andI don't know is it called Is it
called I'm listening? This is whatI was jamming out to be. Is
it called Corn on the Couch?Like, what's the advertising? You know
it should be if it's not missedopportunity really good. Here's the commercial.
We're gonna call it Corn on theCouch night. This is Corn. Corn's

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guitarist Brian head Well popped up ina furniture store commercial. It's in Bakersfield,
California. The furniture store So ifyou're from there, maybe you know
this place. H Furniture City.Down at Furniture City, Furniture City and
Bakersfield councill Furniture. There's a headFurniture City. Here's the commercial. What's
up, everybody. My name isBrian head Welch. I've play in a

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rock band called Corn, and I'mhere at Furniture City in my hometown of
Bakersfield, California. Let's check outwhat the guy? Come on? So
this is the gallery? What isin here? Look at this? I
thought the store ended like a mileago, and then you come back here
and you have the gallery section.It's just your lecture so beautiful. This

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reminds me of Vegas. But thething I like about Furniture City is Vegas
will break the bank, Furniture Citywill not. It almost sounds like an
episode of Cribs. Yeah, yeah, just Furniture City. So is this
down the street from his mom's Imean, there's like, my holy damn
Baker's City because that's where Corn's from. That's gotta be the reason. Like

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it's just his local furniture place.Well, I mean, when you think
Bakersfield, I don't think. Ithink I think there's much going on,
so this furniture store might be thehighlight of the city. Yeah, I
think I'll go there. When youthink of Bakersfield, immediately think of imported
European leathers exactly. Yea, thehighest and of furniture, and then I'm

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going to get something shipped in.Actually, I'm really impressed. Let's check
out Furniture City's website. Furniture.I bet they've got it dialed in though,
you know, you go through inthe back, they got the lit
up little setups, but some onegot to pick out two or three of
those. You've seen some of thesefurniture stores in local towns though, like
that's where they're not connected to achain. It's just kind of like a

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giant warehouse. Yeah, because whenwe were in one, and so many
other times in my life that I'veseen these, But when you and I
were in one years ago, Tanner, it's like couches are stacked on couches,
and you've got like you've got allthese recliners just laying on their side
all around the room. Yeah.Yeah, just a big like a like
a giant love seat on its side, sloppy mess. That one's discount.

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You get that one. That onewas a little discount because broke the why
is it discount? Why is itdisc kind of big out. Well,
there's a dead rat in it.Can't find it, can't find we know
it's in there. There's a scentthat I know because I've been in the
business along. How about this,you find the dead rat twenty bucks off?
Yeah, sounds reasonable. I thinkthere's a reason we didn't go into
long term furniture advertising. I wishI knew where that commercial was. Du

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and I we started a commercial fora furniture store. I think it was
called wasn't the word emporium in it? Something important? I think it was
furniture emporium or something. Yeah,yeah, But I never even got my
and we were supposed to get afree piece of furniture. I never never
got anything either. But I didsee the stupid commercial run of gajillion times,
and I was every time I didthought I saw it, I was
like, why did we do that? You're famous now because we had thrown

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out there like hey, if someonewants us in a commercial. We didn't
really think it out because we wantedto write it. So in my head
drew and I would write the commercial. And starting the commercial, we show
up to the meeting. He's like, all right, here's what I want
you to do, and you're like, just became the Furniture Boys and we
just yeah, we were just furniturepuppets. Yeah, it was like we
were selling discount windows and doors,known forever as the Furniture Boys. I

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felt taken advantage of. We almostpivoted right there and entered the business,
but we stayed here. I don'tknow if that was a wise choice.
Yeah, we should think of whereyou could have been. Furniture Boys will
be making an appearance this weekend atthe Exfinity in Clackmus, big old,
big old event, bring your ownlove. We'll tell you more about it
lending. All right, so comingup later on this morning, we're gonna

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get you tickets to Rob Zombie.We got that at seven thirty. We
got to speak through the news show. Now our brew News Update powered by
Adventist Health Portland and OHSU Health partner. Here's Laura. Well, it's gonna
be hot again this weekend and ifyou need a reason to sit inside in
the ac for a couple of hours, here you go. Sunday I don't
national. Yeah, well here's someentertainment while you do that. Sunday is

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National Cinema Day and thousands of theatersacross the country will celebrate by selling movie
tickets for just four bucks. Tofind a list of participating theaters, just
go to National Cinema Day dot org. They did this for the first time
last year and a lot of themovies sold out. These four dollars is

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a bargain. Finally, watch Barbieor Oppenheimer. Yeah, or you find
some kids have never been to amovie because the parents are just like,
that's too expensive. Take you havethat memory. Smell the popcorn, for
sure. Nothing tastes better on ahot summer day then a pumpkin spice latte.
You guys. It is officially backat Starbucks today, is there?

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Twenty twenty the anniversary. It alwayshits their menu in late August early September,
but this does tie the record forthe earliest, So if it feels
early, it's because it is.And finally, heads up if you're going
to be in the downtown Central eastSide area in the near future. Maintenance
work on the Hawthorne Bridge is expectednext expected to cause traffic delays throughout the

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week and weekend. Yesterday they weredoing lifts every fifteen to twenty minutes.
That's going to continue from nine amto noon today and these lifts will be
longer, so expect delays. Andthen Sunday the Hawthorne Bridge is going to
be closed to vehicles, cyclists andpedestrians from six to six So just a
heads up there, Thank you much. Laura, Laura sitting in the traffic.

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Yeah, yeah, I hate thatso much. And then they always
make you turn your car off,you know, because it's bad for the
environment. Man, my engine.I'd like to roll Cole on the two
mild all right, lazy boy checkson and now through sports ears Drew Well.

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As we move closer to that partof it, is this chord just
terrible? Yeah, still sounds weird? Go on, go on. Sorry
the face that Tanner made, Iwas like, this thing isn't working at
all. But I also have diarrheasoh Tani the best baseball player. He
goes two ways. He can throwand he can bat. He was an

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All Star in both. It lookslike he's got trouble. Left the game
with an injury and he's not ableto pitch. Well, his manager had
this to say about his future.Obviously, Showa left the game today.
We did imaging in between games.He does it a tear, you know,
and he won't pitch the rest ofthe year. So we're you get

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a second opinion both from there.But it's basically day to day obviously hit.
So that's that's where we're at.Now, here's the problem with that.
This guy, when he's a freeagent, is expected to sign a
contract no less than five hundred milliondollars and he has this tear. He's
gonna if I was him, andI know this sounds terrible, a little

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bit of diva mode until con tracktime because I need my money and then
I'll give you everything I got.But you're not taking all that for sure.
Also, if you didn't hear aboutthis, when the Women's World Cup
happened over the weekend, when itfinished up, you had Spain's head of
their football federation giving each girl theirmedals. Well, the president gave a
kiss on the lips to one ofthe girls and it was quite frowned upon.

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Now a disciplinary action has been opened. He said he was caught up
in the moment, in the excitementbut you know, throwing a little bit
of mouth to mouth is not reallythe thing you do here. In twenty
twenty three, and finally, calStanford and SMU maybe the newest members of
the ACC meetings Again, no voteyet, but if that happened, that

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would leave Oregon State and Washington Stateon the outside looking in. We'll update
that more in about an hour.There's a sports thank you very much coming
up here at the top of thehour. We want to know you know,
last week we asked the question whatdid you have to give up for
your kid? Cause true he's gota third baby on the way, he
has to give up his his office, and we want to know today what

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do you or did you refuse togive up when you had your kid?
Yes, like, I'm not Idon't care. I don't care that I'm
having a baby. I don't carewhat that kid says or does or feels.
Rip this out of my cold deadhad I'm not giving it up.
You can have some things, butyou're not getting everything. Coming up at
seven am, we want to knowwhat that was. Coming up next,

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Laura is thinking about putting up amiss Connections on Craigslist or on the Orgonian
we'll talk about that and howpathetic thatall is. Coming up right after sublock
Rude. It's Tannor Drew and Lauraon the Brute. It's Tanner, Drew
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Drew and Laura, or make itsimple and go to the website one
of five nine the brew dot com. So we do a bit on the
show called Misconnections where we read themisconnection section from Craigslist or does the Oregonian
do it? Yeah? I thinkit's an organ live thing as well at
some point maybe, but Craigslist haulsthe mail. Yeah, that's the one
I go to. And it's youjust see a lot of like, Hey

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I saw you at the park.You were rolling in garbage, but boy,
you were handsome. Yeah. Andit's the simplest of interactions that can
spark it, right, Like,if you were to glance past me,
I might write you up a misconnection, Right, Laura lives across the street
from like a bar. Right,Yeah, it's not directly across the street,

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but it's in the hood. Andlike what you in your email last
night, you said you've been you'vebeen like eyeball in this dude, Well,
it's only it's only happened twice.So the first time I went in,
because I go in pretty frequently,first time I went in, he
was sitting down the bar from me, and I just glanced over. I
was like, huh, that guy'skind of cute. I didn't really think

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much of it, like, gavea few glances, you know, throughout
the duration of my state. Andthen he left and I was like,
oh, whatever, again, youguys made eye contact. I don't actually
think we made eye contact. Iwas just admiring from afar. Yeah.
And so the next time I wentin, which was like a week and

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a half later, Yeah, Iwas sitting pretty much in the same spot,
and lo and behold, who walksthrough the door, this same guy.
So I was like, oh,man, well he must live in
the area and he must, youknow, come here. Yeah, and
I already know we have two thingsin common. We like beer and cheeseburger.

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So already off to a great start. So he ended up getting it
to go order this time. Butwhile he was waiting, he was sitting
and drinking a beer, and Ihad my book and I was just minding
my own business. But you know, every once in a while I would
glance over. Well, I waslike, it's weird to just walk up
and approach a stranger. Like that'snot something. If some of a girl,

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a pretty girl did that to me, which has happened to me zero
times life, it would be like, you don't girls don't understand how much
guys actually love that. That wouldtake the pressure off. Yeah, and
it makes us feel good. Itmakes us feel like we're wanted and that
are we have a pulse. Butlike at this point, it's like I
don't even know if he has seenme or like, I just feel like

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it would be weird. So Isaid to myself, I was like,
Okay, if I see this guyin here again, I'm gonna take it
as a sign, and I'm definitelygoing to introduce myself. Well, I've
been back a couple of times,and this guy's nowhere to be found.
He's not there, and you're thereat burger o'clock. Yeah, like I
go in it kind of the sametime. But if the last time he

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was there, he's like, canI get my food to go? This
lady down the hall staring at me, and it's weird. Love the food,
it's the company. It's a weirdvibe here in this place. So
I know, So how many timeshave you, like, how long has
this been now since you've seen him? Not that long, like a month
and a half or something. That'sa long time. When you saw him
a couple of times frequently, Well, it was like the first and second

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time it was like less than twoweeks apart. So it's like, there's
it's gonna be a good chance andI'm going to see him again. Obviously
it comes okay, So let's doa misconnection. I think you should do
it, because she wrote it emaillast night saying I'm thinking about writing as
here's the thing, like, Idon't I do need some help though,
because I don't know how to writeI can't even like begin to describe this
person. It's not like he waswearing something outrageous, and he doesn't have

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any like he didn't have like atattoo on his neck or anything like that.
I think we just say just say, like maybe the name of the
bar, you know, or orsomething vague where people tell you at Bernie's.
Yeah, yeah, you just doexactly what the people do on this.
You do exactly what the sads doon Misconnections weird, and you just
say, Hey, I'm lonely andI was I was drinking at the bar

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and I saw and you walked in, and I saw you wearing those flip
flops, and I just you justlopped in nice. So I guess,
are you asking if you should doit? Or are you asking for help?
I mean no, I'm asking Iguess if I should is it?
Or is that super lame? Becausewe make fun of the people who may
write those things, but it's ahard question. We also really would like

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to see them make a connection,Like I would be so stoked if if
one of the people you know whowere talking about from Miss Connections was listening
to the show and then reached outto that person, I would feel fantastic,
but he is so weird. It'sso awkward and sad. Did you
do your due diligence? Like,did you ring check this guy? No?
Okay, that's another thing I feelI did. Look he wasn't wearing

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a wedding band, because that's thefirst thing you look for. Well,
I see table, Oh yeah,you're cute. That's a red flag,
right. If you see a ringon the guys finger and he's floating with
you, it's a red flag.Right. Yeah, he's a deep bag.
So I don't know. But Imean also like maybe as a girlfriend,
maybe he doesn't even play for thatteam, you know, maybe here

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in the neighborhood. Yeah, maybemy reputation precedes me. But I don't
listen. I don't know. Ijust feel like that's a weird thing to
do. Yeah, listen, Ithink you should go for it. My
email response last night and all capswas do it. Yeah, Yeah,
I think you should. Even ourboss was like, you should definitely do
them. Yeah. I was like, what if nothing else, it would
be a good segment, it wouldall right. I think it's a good

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opportunity to throw it across the bow. What do you think, shoot us
a text message at nine eight nineseven. Should Laura write a miss connection
for this guy she saw you.Guys are gonna have to help me write
and oh yeah, maybe you canshow or share some suggestions of what she
should say. Yeah, give mesome tips before Yeah. Nine seven is
our lazy boy text line. Youcan also shoot us a talk back message

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if you're rocking us on the iHeartradio app. We're looking for love.
Yes, what if I had tomeet this guy and he's a total d
bag? Well, he kind ofchased him around you based on your track
recordist, so good luck. Ireally think it should work out or I
wanted to work out. Okay,thanks, we'll see. I would like
to see to be a good storyfor the grandkids. Anyway, totally we

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met well, so I really wouldn'tGrandma read everyone now I'm ad in the
paper and expose yourself on the radiofor being never weird though I think.
I don't think it's weird. Ithink you do anything it's weird. I
don't I think it is weird.It's fine. I'm fine with that.
I don't think it's weird. Ihope you find love. Thank you.

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I hope you however, you wantto go find it, well, let's
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Yeah, I guess he's just kindof I don't know how he's scared her.
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Last week we asked a question whatdid you have to give up when you
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Set Off, Get off, Getoff? All right. We were

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talking earlier about Laura she might putup a misconnection on Craigslist. Yeah,
because she spotted this guy at abar near her house a couple of times.
Yeah, and she says, youknow, next time I see him,
I'm going to say something to him. And that was like a month
and a half ago. You haven'tseen him since. Yeah, it's been
a while, so I feel likemaybe I lost my chances. But he's
still on your mind. That's thewhole thing here, because like if it's

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been that long and then you're likelike, hey, guys, there's this
guy. That guy is pierced intoyour mind. Yeah, yeah, I
mean ed, well, I justyeah, I mean, I guess she
doesn't even know she's in the lovemine. I just went to the bar
and I've thought maybe I would seehim, and then I didn't. So
then I started thinking about it,and I'm like, gosh, so she's

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wanting to know if she should puta misconnection up. We did get some
talk fact messages from people. There'sall sorts of things in these talkback messages,
so let's just listen to these rights. Good morning, Tannered, Laura
and Drew picked up a ship today. I thought in Amazon, but he
got there and they told me theyhad too many people, so they send

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me home. But you guys havea good day by it, you know.
Good morning brew crew. It's yourboy Rudy. But why did I
wake up this morning to you guys? Clown in my hometown Bakersfield, California
is bigger than any city or townin all of Oregon except Portland. We're
talking about a city of half abillion people. One of the fastest growing

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cities in all of America is ametropolitan city with plenty of stuff going on.
You guys got me fired up talkingabout my city like that. There's
plenty of crimes going on in bakersa lot of nice furniture stores, I
hear. Yeah, apparently it's prettypassionate down there. Baker's Field, Yeah,
I get it. I just knowa corn. That's all I know

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about Baker's Field is Corn's morning brewCrew, bing bong, Laura, I
think you should do it. Ritethat misconnection, do it. Do it.
You never know, Laura, gofor it. You've got nothing really
to lose. Check it out.It might be a good thing. Yeah,
you never know. This time nextmonth you could be doing the damn

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thing. Remember the cheeseburger you ate? So did the first one? Did
you see him eat it? Uh? No, well kind of, but
not really. Okay, I wasn'tpaying that close of attention. I do
know that these are pretty serious cheeseburgers. So if he saw, if he
saw me eating it, I thinkhe'll probably never talk to me anyway.

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She's gonna write one hopefully, andand well we'll keep you posted. All
right. We wanted this morning,what did you refuse to give up when
you had a kid, or maybeyou've got a kid coming and you just
say to yourself, I'm not givingthis up. I can't. Last week
we talked about Drew having to giveup his office for his third kid,

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who's on the way do October eleventh, which is brutal in itself, but
that's a whole nother coming so soon, yeah or earlier. And then this
story Laura showed us. Do youwant to you want to share the story?
Lord? You? Yeah? Sobasically, this woman she won't pay
for her child sports because she needsthat money for her botox, and she

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refuses to give up her bowtox soshe won't let her kids play sports.
She picked her laugh lines over herkids happiness. I mean, I can't
say that I blame her. Youknow, if I'm not happy, no
one's happy. This brown lines lastforever. Yeah, these laugh lines show
up really quickly. Yeah, she'sjust dead in the Phase two is the
kids crying because she has so muchbotox. She's refusing to give up a

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bowtox. Maybe some people understand that, maybe some people don't. But what
did you refuse to give up whenyou had a kid coming? When your
kids showed up eight six six fourfour five one h five nine Drew,
is there you've got this third kid. Yes, you've got to give up
the office, But is there somethingthat you have in mind that you're like,
I'm not stopping. It sounds cliche, but I only have a few

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things that are mine to be mine, and to be quite honest, nobody
unless you can fit next to mein it. Nobody in my house is
allowed to be in Dad's chair.I never will give up my chair.
I know it's it sounds petty,but you've lost your office. You've lost
and you're losing your bathroom. That'syour throne, which I would say I

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refused to give up my bathroom.But my bathroom is being infiltrated, ass
been compromised. And at the gateis this your lazy boy, my lazy
So this is your iron throne?Yea? And no one's allowed to sit
on it. In Game of Thrones, if you sat on the iron throne
and you weren't the king, guesswhat happened. You're done off with your
head. You're done straight under thedragons, like they will to the point

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where somebody will sit in my seatsjust to watch me come in and look
at them and be like not achance, and then they'll slid the out
like it's just you know, whenthey're not there, it's all I have
left. They're just they're rubbing theirbutts all Oh, I get disobedient,
dogged over that thing all day whenI'm there. Laura one King, you're
like me, and you're someone whoprobably doesn't want to have kids, right,
uh, you know, but ifyou did, Let's say, all

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of a sudden, you're preggers withthis guy that you met it. You
know, you're trying to do cheeseburgerguy. Yeah, cheeseburger cheeseburger Chad.
Let's call him that. If I'msmashing smash burger guy and he smashing burger,
I like cheeseburger Chad, but cancall him whatever Chad's gonna it's he's
nameless. But if hashtag cheeseburger Chad, you're more than welcome to use that,

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and more than welcome to use it, all right. I don't listen,
I don't know. The reason I'mnot having children. One of the
reasons is that I don't want togive anything up. I yeah, I
don't know. I don't know ifI can honestly answer that question. Yeah.
I feel like that's the same waymy freedom. I don't want to
give up my freedom. I don'twant to have you know, I like

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my sleep, and I like mymoney, and I want to keep my
money. Yeah, exactly, Andthey come for all of that. I
asked this question on Facebook yesterday,what did you refuse to give up when
you had a kid? And wegot a lot of responses. Stacy said,
listening to my music. I don'tknow what. She didn't say what
kind of music she listens to.Maybe it's death metal. Yeah, and

(30:32):
kids. They say it's good forpeople to grow up on death metal.
It's therapeutic, it helps with yourdepression. Well, even beyond that,
it's best not to have it quietwhen a baby's around or an infant,
yeah, because that otherwise there's gonnabe a real wake up call. Honestly,
it was the same thing with mydog Cooper. I exposed him to
a lot of noise, drumming.I brought him into the studio every day

(30:53):
when he was six until he wasabout six months old. And uh,
he doesn't care about fireworks. Yeah, you know, he can handle things.
Bonita, I'm sorry, Brittoniat Britonia. I've never heard of that country.
It doesn't like an ancient Britain.Back in Brita. Brittonia said she

(31:15):
refuses to give up going to themovies. I took my son to The
Force Awakens when he was three daysold. No, no, oh,
my god, that is that's treacherousfor everyone involved. She says that we've
continued to see movies as he's grownolder, and luckily he does great in
the theater. Oh that's good.My mom was the mom who brought me

(31:36):
to the theater once when I wasa baby, and I guess I started
crying midway through the movie, andshe says a stranger offered to help,
and she let the stranger hold me. This was the this was eighty two,
back to eight. To be careful. They don't just grab the baby
and dump it in a garbage candy. Right, we're here to watch a
movie. Broad Just my head's ina popcorn bucket. Yeah, but they

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kept you going. Ken Draw onFacebook said that she refuses to give up
video games and now her and herkid's game together. Yeah, James says,
having fun and going out doing stuff. He refuses to give up.
Tracy says my evil stunt cycle anddoll whoa things get weird when kids go
to bed, says my favorite toy. Ever, I guarded the s out

(32:21):
of that with my life. Somaybe it's like their kids come from their
old toys from when they were akid. Yeah, but what is an
evil stunt cycle that sounds dangerous?And is the doll involved in this somehow?
If it is, you protect yourprivate more, your calls and texts
coming up and now sports ears drew, Well, there's issues in paradise the

(32:51):
uh. I guess what started askind of an experiment then he became a
superstar show hee Otani is one forthe ages. He pitches, he hits.
He's like this Babe Ruth character,but he doesn't weigh three hundred pounds.
He's been incredible so much, infact, that he is going to
command a five hundred million dollar contractwhen it's all said and done. But

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you have to be healthy to getyour money. And he got hurt yesterday.
They had a doubleheader and in betweengames they had a little chat and
this is what came up. Obviouslyshow a love the game today, we
did imaging him between games. Hedoes have a terror, you know,
and he won't pitch the rest ofthe year. So we're you get a
second opinion, go from there.But it's basically day to day obviously hit.

(33:38):
So that's that's where we're at.And there's no good faith deal,
right like business is business. Ifyou're not worth five hundred million, you
don't get five hundred millions. SoI'm sure he will be rehabbing like crazy
trying to get back to his oldself in order to pull that off.
But he's he's still swinging a bat. We have opportunity there. And finally,

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the AC is again seriously considering thepotential edition of Stanford, California and
SMU to bolster its roster down therein the other part of the country.
Now there is no vote as ofyet, but there hasn't even been a
rumbling about what's going to happen withWashington State and Oregon State. And with

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the amount of money put into thatnew stadium in Corvallis, there are some
shuttering knees trying to figure out whatthe plan's going to be, because originally
it's we're in the Pac twelve forthe rest of time, but that doesn't
seem to be the deal anymore.Stanford in California maybe saying see you later.
There's the sport all right. Thiswoman's gone viral because she refuses to

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put her kid in sports because shecan't afford it. Why because she's not
giving up botox. I can't saythat I blame her. Boats are very
important, it's expensive, and she'sjust not given that up. So we
want to know what did you refuseto give up when you had a kid,
or maybe you got a kid comingand you refuse to give this thing
that you love? Someone? Chup? What is it? Your calls coming
up? You can download the iHeartRadioweapons and it's a talkback message. It's

(35:04):
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(35:29):
on all the socials at one offive, nine the Brew and at Tanner,
Drew and Laura This morning. Wewant to know what did you refuse
to give up when you had akid or maybe you got a kid coming
and you're just telling yourself, I'mnot giving that up. I'm not giving
up my pot. Yeah, AndI mean I guess I could add in
that I didn't give up alcohol,you know, like I wasn't asked to

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though, So that's kind of theway thing. I don't think you've got
a serious issue. Yeah, it'sit's moderate. It's this moderate issue.
Those don't get canceled, you know, everything in moderation, you know,
I think those things. It's thingslike that where in my opinion, if
you're missing out on parenting duties andif you're asking out because you're wasted and
you yelled the kid or you hurtthe kid, yeah you can, you
got it. You got it someissues, but right yeah, if you

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can, if you can only hurtyourself, you're good. Casey beef Water
Bay walked into the studio and hisbeef water shirt. Good morning, everybody.
Casey's got two kids, a seventeenyear old and a fifteen year old.
Yeah, he's in it. Whatdid you refuse to give up when
you had them? I think youjust said it in your last statement,
I refuse to give up my relaxationtechniques and which would which would be okay?

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Yeah? No giving up the oldMarl used a little a lot more
discretion. Sure. Uh, youknow I had to change maybe maybe the
way that it wasn't as free asit used to be. So like how
do you smoke? Do you smokethe pens or do you smoke just actual
bud from a bomb? Whatever yougot? Okay, So how do you

(36:58):
how do you keep that from thekids? You just I just moved it
to a solitary area of the house. What if they come get out of
here. I'm doing my daddy business. It was well known that that was
that was not a kid area,so that the door was the threshold,
and they adhered to it like itwas. It worked perfectly. Like I
was a kid and my grandmother hadareas like that of her house and they

(37:20):
become scary parts of the house.Yeah, yeah, trouble. I think
there's an argument for what Casey saysthere though, because some parents like you
remember your dad or your mom poppingoff on you having a short temper because
parenting isn't easy. But if youa little bit of weed made him more
creative or made that bedtime story alittle bit more in depth, I don't

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think it hurts. It might justhelp his parenting. And then listen if
it chills yet, if it putsyou in your lane to be a better
dad than in, no harm,no fact. I took my parenting duties
very seriously. So I mean that'swhat I did, Like I was a
full time dad for a The potkept you saying, is what you're saying.
Yeah, I mean it wasn't likeall day ripping. Without the pot,

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you would you have dumped your kidsin the woods. It would have
been discreet. It would have madea hard time much harder. I'll tell
you that much. Yeah that's true. Well, we want to know what
did you refuse to give up?It's Tanner, Drew and Laura, good
morning. What did you refuse togive up when you had a kid.
Well, it's probably gonna be nosurprised to you about I refused to give
up skiing and and it didn't takeon when my daughter was two. She

(38:29):
jumped on the mountain with me andcontinued skiing with me every week, every
every month. That's awesome. Ialways get jealous of like really little kids
who are just like shredding and Ican't even get off the chairless falling.
The parents that are like taking waterskiing or skiing or snowboarding when they're really
young, and you're like, they'rejust gonna grow up at having incredible balance
and yeah, just be just athletes. And the kid hit a crossroad.

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It's like, you're not gonna knowyour dad if you don't start skiing at
three, and she's gonna have alifetime of thing. Oh yeah, your
kid walks like a pirate. I'msure after all the injuries, she rocks
like I have to chase her downthe mountain. Now, it's crazy.
She's she's a rock star. That'spretty great. Thanks mcdee. We appreciate
the call. It's Tanner, Drewand Laura. Good morning. What did

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you refuse to give up when youhad a kid? Oh? Heller love
that we're talking. We were ona roll right. Someone called Scott's dad,
get him up, crappy call CreedBump. We are getting a lot

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of messages on the interwebs from peoplesharing what they refuse to give up when
they had kids. April says,my love for reading and music. And
I feel like those hobbies are thingsthat you can, you know, you
can instill in your children as well. I mean reading and listening to music.
Those are both very good things.Are Yeah, it doesn't have to
be baby shark all the time,right, Robert says, concerts, But

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now they are joining me with youknow, joining me to the concerts.
I always think it's really cute whenyou see little kids with like those big
headphones to like the sound blockers,and it's like they're like sitting on their
dad's shoulders or whatever, just likeenjoying the show. I wish my mom
did that. My mom. Itried to go to the Smashing Pumpkins concert
when I was fourteen, and she'slike, no, that's a you know,

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a secular satanic place. It's justtoo loud. God's sakes, Mom.
I took my daughter to the BlackKeys in the first grade. That's
pretty awesome. Kids. Yeah,and now you're taking her to see all
sorts of bands you wish you neverShe still doesn't think you're cool. This
is not at all, is this? James? Yeah? Hey James,

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what did you refuse to give upwhen you had a kid? Pretty much?
Everything? Man, I still huntingfish and go wheeling. Had had
to build a new wheeler so Icould take my kids and yeah, nice,
yeah, pret much pretty much justquit doing stuff I shouldn't have been
doing in the first place, ifyou know what I mean. So you're
a man, You're I'm gonna giveup my hunting and I think that's good
because you can teach your kid thoseskills. Those are good to have because

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when the world falls apart it's goingto happen, we're gonna need those skills.
What I mean. Yeah, thoseare all activities you can do with
your child, which is great bondingexperience. Also, I love when you
just boiled in a seat for thekid though, and the wheeler. That's
that's big man stuff right there,exactly. They love it. They can't
get enough of it. And withkids, you don't need a dog.

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You just have the kid go fetchthe duck. Yeah, thank you,
Bro, appreciate the call. It'sTanner Duin Laura, good morning. What
did you refuse to give up whenyou had a kid. Hey, good
morning, gig Hey, I refusedto give up riding. I wasn't gonna
put the bike away. So yeah, the bike like motorcycles, and in

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my family, they're frowned upon.Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a bone
of contention. Children and motorcycles.Yeah, it's like, oh, what
are you trying to do? Orphanthem? A matter of fact, daughter
was the coolest kid in kindergarten becausehe got dropped out and picked out up
on the bike every day. That'sawesome. My friend Neil rides a bike
and he you know, he hada kid and continue to ride his motorcycle

(42:13):
and got into three accidents. There'sone of the accidents. He was going
about fifty miles an hour and heclipped a cord one of those cables that's
holding a telephone pull up. Wow, he didn't see it and he just
clipped that thing and went flying.Yeah, he just got yeaded into some
like cornfield. He's having final destinationmoments. Get off of the bike.

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He had to go to the hospitalwhere he was hospitalized for about a week,
recovered, and then and then twoyears later he got into another accident.
You gotta stop. Yeah, noneof those none of those good times
with the kid on some rides.Good. Okay, yeah, you're you're
taking it easy. My friend's abit of a blockhead, so I think
he he does some crazy things.It's gonna be dragging a foot around if
he's not careful. All right,thanks, I appreciate it, brother,

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right, I mean, that's legit. Though. My brother got rid of
his cross rocket when he really Yeah, when when my sister in law got
pregnant with the first gigs, He'slike, I can't I wonder I was
it his idea? Was it hers? That's a good question. I don't
know. I'm sure it was amutual decision, but I don't know.
I've known lots of couples where that'scome down to a line in the sand.

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Yeah, we have a kid,the motorcycle goes away, it's gotta
go, let's see, Matthew saidon Facebook. He refused to give up
playing video games. Oh, that'sgotta be brutal. It's like, Hey,
the baby's crying, Hey the baby'shungry. You're like, I'm in
the middle of a group game.I'm about to beat this level. I
mean, I have an army ofpeople across America relying coming on me and
do you want me to come upstairsand do what? Hold on, let

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me just ask everybody to pause fora minute and I'll go up and help
you out. Was a life game, honey, I told you one baby's
gonna ruin an army saying to themic, Yeah, there's actually a lot
of people on here who said videogames, Xbox PlayStation there all like everything
in moderation, right, I meanlike, I don't think you should have
to completely give up your hobbies.I mean maybe just put your parent duties

(44:05):
on hold right to play games.I suppose you guys remember that fruit Loops
commercial from a few years ago whereit was all about parents that then the
kids go to bed and then outcomesthe fruit Loops in the video games,
which was a pretty clear indication ofwhat else was going on. The bed's
terrifying. I thought it was afunny commercial because it was like, look,
once the kids go to bed,we're gonna have a little burn off
and play some video games. Geta bowl of fruit loops. That all?

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Right? More are your calls?Text coming on in Portland's rock Station
one of five nine broods, Tannardyou and Laura. Earlier, we were
asking the question, what did youor what are you refusing to give up
when you have your kid. Drew'sgot to give up his office, his
man cave. This woman seth thatshe refuses to give up. She refuses
to give up botox. Yeah,she wants She's going to keep a clean

(44:52):
face at all costs. Because ofthat, her kid doesn't get to join
sports, she doesn't have the moneyfor it. Got to be for the
botox. This kid's gonna hate her. Gotta talk messages through the iHeart Radio
morning guys. Well they're robbed here. So just like that guy, I
sold my motorcycle right when my sonwas born. I was heavily influenced by
his mother. Fin as we splitup, bought a brand new Harley.

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Yeah. And also I thought Iwas going to quit smoking weed. And
yeah, that didn't end up workingout either, because if anything, I
might smoke a little more, andyou know the stresses of parenting there.
It is fair enough Casey opened upthe trust. Try and well, everybody's
talking about weed being responsible. Mykid never missed a meal. Yeah,

(45:34):
he was hungry. He was aI'm starving. You guys want to eat
or your calls and talkbacks coming up. Let's do this right now. Our
Brew News Update powered by Inventist HealthPortland and o HSU Health partner. Here's
Laura. So. Earlier this weekwe found out that fire Festival two is

(45:57):
happening, and according it to BillyMcFarland, the first round of those pre
sale tickets he was selling for fourhundred and ninety nine dollars completely sold out.
Billy, I don't know if there'sany truth to that, because again
there is no location, there isno dates, there are no but I
bet you because even if it's anS show, it's don't you want to

(46:19):
be part of the fire Fest documentarytoo? Of course? You know there's
gonna be people who, yeah,sure, I've got the money. It's
the fear missing out, even ifit is a crapshoot, because the last
one was so legendary, being influencersare lining up, you know, to
go there and be like, lookat this hell hole. Well, and
truthfully, if it does happen,it may very well be a massively successful

(46:40):
festival because of all the press thatit's gotten. But yet to be determined,
it's supposed to happen at the endof next year. Sometime we'll see.
I thought Billy was told not toever do this type of stuff again.
I thought that was part of theplay anymore. Four years in the
joint to go over a million lineup. Yeah, it's like, hold on,
I thought of a better idea.This is pretty cool. Maybe we

(47:02):
should try this on the show.There is a new app that lets you
talk with artificial intelligence versions of Jesus, Satan, and a heavenly host of
other biblical figures. To do that, it's called Text with Jesus. It
uses the text of the Bible toprovide responses to any questions. If you
want to unlock the premium features,it'll only cost you about three dollars a

(47:24):
month, but it's currently available onApple devices. If you want to try
that, Son, we can talkto Jesus and Satan. Yeah, I
would I would like to get it. Jesus, I'm sorry, but I'd
like to get a second opinion,and then we can ask Satan. Yeah,
we always want to ask around.We should do so, let's let's
try it out. Text with Jesus. Yeah, we got to do that.

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Yeah, it's gonna be hot againthis weekend. If you want to
sit in the ac for a coupleof hours and be entertained while you do
it. Sunday is National Cinema Day. Thousands of theaters across the country are
going to be sell movie tickets forthe low low price of just four bucks.
If you want to find a listof participating theaters, which I was

(48:06):
actually doing earlier today, and thereare a bunch of them, you can
go to National Cinema Day dot org. They wanna finally go see Mission Impossible?
Yeah, nice, because that lookedgreat night it's playing. I saw
it. I'm gonna go see that. I think that's great. Four bucks.
That's still more than last year's itwas three dollars, but you know,
inflation, I'm gonna buy a thirtyeight dollars mic Nike. Now,
yeah, exactly. You can takethe whole family for the price of a

(48:28):
popcorn. So that's pretty good.That's right, all right, thank you,
Laura. Coming up next, weare gonna play the four and get
somebody qualified for a brand spanking newLazy Boy. We need collars alcohol.
I mean it's too early for that. It's too much magic man. We
need collars. Ten what do weneed? Collars? One through four.
Yeah, I don't know what's goingon one through four. That's what we

(48:50):
need right now. Eight six,six, four four five, one oh
five nine, and you could winyourself a brand new Lazy Boy. Yep,
Gang Gang Gang Gang Son. Wewill play that coming up right after
Magic Man Ibe Thursday. Its Portlandtrack station, one of five. Nine
in the room, Drew and Laura, you're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura.
All right, we're gonna play thefour here in a second. Get

(49:19):
somebody qualified for a brand new LazyBoy. But first, ladies and gentlemen,
we have a very important announcement comingup. I'm announcing that we're going
to have an announcement. And thoseare always the big ones, the announced
to announce, that's what they dothese days. There's a trailer, there's
like a teaser trailer for the trailer, like trailer will be released Tuesday.
Yeah, we just trailed the trailer. And then now they do they do

(49:40):
all sorts of little like little nuggetsexactly, so why not us, Like
would they say President Trump, formerPresident Trump would do that. I'm gonna
make it. I'm gonna here's anannouncement that I've got a press conference coming
Monday with a series of announcement rightexactly, so you know, we're doing
the same thing Monday morning at eightam. We've got a major announcement on
our next Bacon and Beer. Ohit's locked in, it's cited, it's

(50:07):
locked what is it? Locked in? Lock? We're locked and loaded.
Baby. It's one of those thatCasey, have you seen? Have you
been to the place that we're goingto? I have not. Okay,
I'm going on Wednesday. All right, We're going to a place we've never
been to, a city we've neverbeen to. And I think I think
a lot of people are going tobe happy about this. I think so,

(50:27):
I hope, so opening the doorto a whole group of people,
because if they're not and they don'tshow up, we're never going to the
city again. So Monday morning,eight am, find out when the next
Bacon and Beer is happening, andhow you can get there, and you
know, and all the stuff thatwe're given away, all the good stets.
Right, let's play this n andnow now Tenner and Drew's a four

(50:52):
brought to you by lazy Boy.Oh boy, now it means so much
more. Listeners, you make ready. We play this game every Thursday,
trying to get somebody qualified for abrand new Lazy Boy, which Drew refuses
to let anyone sit in in hishouse. You know, and I think
that's fair. It's all I gotleft. I will defend that like the
last hill of my country. Right, it is your iron throne, protected

(51:15):
at all costs. You haven't takenmy land if you haven't taken my chair.
How's the game played, Drew?Four contestants, four phone lines.
They'll take turns picking each other offjust by naming a phone line. Seems
easy, but you don't know whatline you're on, so you could eliminate
your neighbor or yourself. When oneremains, are qualified for a brand new
Lazy Boy. Let's meet our contestantsin no particular Hey, calling from Millie

(51:42):
Woke. Her name is Randy,Randy Randy brand is it Brandy? Which
Randy Randy? Her rap names beRandy. But yeah, please apologize to
me once more, Laura, becausehe's apologizing to Randy night you. Well,

(52:04):
we're gonna take a part of it. Well, I'm gonna edit that
part out when we replay this later. In my heart, you apologize to
me in my head. Let's meetyour opponent, Randy. She is calling
from Vancouver. Her name is Chantel. Good morning, Chantel, good morning,
Good morning to you. Our nextcontestant is calling from Vancouver. Her
name is Janessa. Good morning,Janessa, good morning. How are you

(52:30):
today? Good? How are yougood? I didn't ask the other contestant
that, so I don't feel likeit's fair. Maybe I shouldn't have asked.
And then I got a circle backwith everyone. You know, it's
a thing too much time. Let'smeet our final contestant, the only dude
in the game today. His nameis Bow. He is calling from Gresham.
What's happening, Bow? Oh?Not much? I'm good here all
right. Everyone knows how to playthe four right. What do you say

(52:53):
about the ladies? Yeah? Mustthe ladies? Ah, there he goes.
Are you looking to crush the ladiesbecause you've always been a crush or
a lady crush, I'm probably gonnaget I'm gonna get crushed. Well yeah,
with that attitude, come on,let's have somebody qualified for a brand
new lazy Boy. I usually wouldsay ladies first, but there's only one

(53:16):
dude, So dudes first. Today. We don't need those girls all fighting
over whose first? Bow and Gresham? Which line should we eliminate? First?
Line one, line two, linethree or four? Let's go up
line three, line three. Bow, you just eliminated yourself. Nice work,
buddy, Just like a man can'tmake a decision, he's just can't

(53:40):
exactly. He didn't last but aminute, all right? See see see
a kin? I don't know.Let's because he's just a kin. He's
just kin by bow. Let's goto Chantel and Vancouver. Which line should
we eliminate? Next and two?Flying two? She says, Chantel,

(54:04):
you just eliminated Janessa. Same,thank you, sorry, Janessa, Let
you go see you. Let's goto Randy and Milwaukee once again. Randy,
which line should we eliminate for thewin? I'm gonna go with number

(54:27):
one? Go on to flying one, Umaruna, Randy, you also eliminated
yourself. You are qualified for brandspanking new lazy boy. I guess that
was nerve wracking, Yeah it was, but she made it all right?

(54:51):
Were you gonna put it? Ifyou win? Are you gonna put it?
Like you have a library. You'reright in front of the TV in
my reading room, so nobody elsecan touch it. Many leather bound books
in there. All right, hangon the phone, we'll get your info.
You have another chance to get qualifiedat one of five nine the brew
donco and now threw sports ears DrewWell. It's not a good preseason for

(55:19):
Trey Lance. If you remember,Trey Lance was the starting quarterback for the
San Francisco forty nine ers. Thenhe got hurt, was out for the
season, and then in came JimmyGaroppolo to save the day, and then
he got hurt, and then BrockPurty came in, and then he got
hurt, and it was a thing. And then by the end of the
season nobody could throw the ball inthe championship game and it was registered under

(55:40):
pathetic. Well, Trey Lance,who was the starter, is now not
even the backup. They brought inSam Darnold. He beat him out for
the two spot. Now Trey Lanceis at number three and they've got a
fourth quarterback still on the roster.I think that's kind of a hint,
like grab your things and go broI don't know if it is due to
the injury, or he's just fallenout of favor, or maybe it's the

(56:02):
way he conducted himself during that periodof time, but he is no longer
the future face of the franchise.And all those fans who when he was
taking number three overall in twenty twentyone, who bought that jersey? I
mean, I guess you could giveit to some kids in Kenya at this
point. But that's about all that'sgoing to happen there. And finally,
the ACC is looking to add SMUStanford and California. Now the vote still

(56:30):
has to go down, but ithas to be twelve or fifteen of those
schools that are already and have tovote them in. Now. There was
rumored that North Carolina, North CarolinaState, Clemson, and Florida State did
not want them to join, butthat seems to be softening now as the
Beavers and the Cougars waited and theWings wondering, is anybody gonna call our

(56:50):
name? Or they the last twopeople on the kickball line who are going
to watch from the side. Let'sgo pack two. That's painful and there's
your sports. Thank you very much. All right, This next segments,
I'm sorry to say, is goingto make you feel a little old.
Great I got a bunch of songshere that turned twenty years old this year,
and you're gonna be like, whatthat's no banger? No way,

(57:14):
but way is that twenty We'll sharethese with you coming up right after Lincoln
Park. By the way, we'realso streaming video online in real time at
one to five nine the brew dotcom Happy Thursday, got something to say?
Send us a message anytime using thetalk back feature on the iHeartRadio.
You're waking up with Tanner Drew ina lero. All right, I hate

(57:38):
to make you feel old this.When I saw this list last night,
I felt at my knees. No. No, it's a list of rock
songs that are turning twenty years oldthis year. Okay, all right.
In the back of my mind,I'm like, how's it possible? I'm
not twenty Yeah, I just heardit. I just heard a couple of
them, and I was like,what, why? Why do I remember
when that came out? Is ittwenty or twenty five years where it shifts

(58:00):
officially becoming classic rock? Well,I think to be inducted into the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame, it'stwenty five years. You have to have
put out your first album twenty fivewhen I was in high school. You
know, stuff from the seventies wascalled classic rock, and that was just
you know, late seventies stuff wasclassic rock. Even mid eighties, the
Bob Seekers of the world were stillclassic rock. But the shift is interesting

(58:24):
because stuff from like the sixties wasstill considered classic rock, and now that's
like oldies, like it's shifted down. You hear Nirvana on classics, right,
So now we're making the shift.So well, you know, these
are songs turning twenty years old thisyear, and when you think about it,
I guess you go, yeah,okay that yeah, but then you
just realize, holy crap, hasthat much time passed already. It's like

(58:46):
a realize it. Yeah, thefact that twenty years can pass in a
blink. But now you say thatto a young kid and they're like,
yeah, old timer, it's real. Yeah you want to you want to
hear some of these? Yes,And this song came out twenty years ago,
you're ready? Yeah, no itdid not. Yeah, Seven Nation
Army from the White Stripes came outtwenty years ago and they peaked right there.

(59:09):
Yeah, they really did. AndI think they got a divorce.
Yeah, I think the band implodednot too long after, but this is
still played on radio stations. Youheard it at the games. Oh it's
fun. Yeah, it is fun. And I bet you old kids at
every school do that. Yeah,and my guesses it'll be the new Doom,

(59:31):
Doom Doom, don't It'll be thenew we are the champions at games
and stuff. Yeah, I meanthey'll still play we are the champions.
You've got to have it all.I mean, they got like five band
songs, you can't strip them away. I actually remember when this song came
out because I was working for Zone hundred, Portland's number one hip music
stages. Yes, and we playedthis song every single hour to the point

(59:55):
where I just wanted to Oh god, I wanted to die. Uh it's
Bring Me to Life from Evanesce.Yeah. I still want to die when
I hear it. Yeah, it'sbecause twenty years ago they played it every
hour on the hour and now foreverwith us. They sold it to us
as the female Lincoln Park and andwe played it on Z. I swear

(01:00:15):
to god, every hour I would, I honestly would rather hear like give
me Mandy Moore. Oh you knowI heard was there every hour too?
But I love the back then,but we beat it to death. Yeah,
this is dead to me. Coursetwenty years old and you can never
shake songs like this. We're stillplaying love Me. That's the part that

(01:00:39):
sends me hoping to be mauled bya pack of dogs. Yeah. I
just read the other day that thatoriginally was supposed to be the singer of
Saliva. Oh really yeah, buthe didn't do it for some reason.
I don't know why dental works now. Evan Essence, I've Evan Essence won't
even play that part live. They'lldo the song, but they just skip
past. Then. I know whathappened to that dude, and how they

(01:01:00):
crowd sings and how resentful he is. Yeah, I think it was.
It was in McCoy something McCoy.Yeah, he was in a band called
twelve Stones. Okay, yeah,but I think something something McCoy. I
don't listen. I don't know.I actually saw twelve Stones live ones at
La Luna. How was that abanger? No. Also songs that turned
twenty years old this year? Ohboy, oh boy. I loved this

(01:01:22):
song when it came out. Istill liked this song when I hear it.
Okay, I get stuck in myhead. I had a girlfriend who
couldn't stand this band, but youknow, made you like it? Why
we broke up? Oh I hateeverything about you from three Days Grace turns
twenty years old this year. It'sa classic. Yeah, this is a
good song. This is back beforethey switched lead singer. They're Canadians,

(01:01:50):
remember that. Oh well, thenI'm not playing Canadian rock no nickelback.
Maybe you remember this song because italmost killed Oh, I bet you we
don't have it in the system.Oh, we do have it in the
system. It almost killed rock androll. Oh No. Limb Biscuits cover
of Behind Blue Eyes. You knowit's sad. Though I didn't know that

(01:02:12):
this song already existed and head thoughtthis is the first version. I was
like, oh, interesting song byLimb Biscuit. Yeah. I was working
for Ka Duck, Eugene's number onehit music station and we played this on
the station of the channels to bethe bad man. I like, who,
right? Is it? The whoit is? Who? Yeah?

(01:02:32):
Yeah? Yeah. This also turnstwenty years old this year. It's Lincoln
Park's Numb. It's a live version. Yeah, that feels every bit of
it is this the one with jayz on it. No, but that's
my I love the version with jayz r I p chester r Ip.

(01:02:58):
Is that the band poster we hadon? Was it that album that was
on our wall for years? Wehad the medior because that wasn't even the
first album that was a sophomore album. The first one came out one like
two thousand, so that one's evenolder. We had that poster on a
wall when, in no joke,we were doing a show from a broom
closet and we had that was ouronly piece of decoration, that Lincoln Park
poster. Wow, twenty years ago. Also really got serious about the knowledge

(01:03:22):
on that last one. You said, I loved Lincoln Park drop knowledge so
hard the counter vibe, dude,When when Hybrid Theory came out, it
did not leave my CD player forlike sixth same, I loved it.
Yeah. Yeah, this also turnstwenty years old today. Uh do we
have in the system? Yes wedo, Yes, we do too,
Nickelback, somebody turns twenty years oldness, that's right to see then. I

(01:03:52):
don't know, dude, I don'teven care. I'm Nickelback fan. I
don't care what anybody says. Anymore. They used to bid you get it's
okay to embrace them. They usedto blare this song like at a county
fair over the main speakes right thathe this song was the band. He
might trash them, but you know, at least the lyrics to one Nickelback

(01:04:13):
song. One Nickelback song. Thisisn't the one I would have chosen that
barely? What would you have chosen? Oh good, there's a votograph?
And then maybe when did that song? It's got to be a few maybe
it is. It could be.Don't feel like it's that. I feel
like that one's not that I knowbecause he's Google. When did photograph of
Nickelback come out? For God's sakes, I thought you were doing it.

(01:04:34):
Sorry, I'm still thinking about Nickelbackat the county fair. Oh wow,
photograph came out? And oh ninewow? Okay, so not quite whoa
This song came out twenty years ago. I loved this song. This is
what got me into this band.Shine Down forty five, oh, twenty
years old? This year a goodsong. Wow s newly kids sounds a

(01:05:01):
little bit like Chris Daughtry. Itwas it was the era one not simply
in these times of too. Thereyou go. I just looked at her

(01:05:24):
and two years were gonna be ableto do this and play lips of an
angel from Hinder, So yeah,and then we'll be there. So there
you go. The songs that turnedtwenty years old. And there's so many
more, but there's just a coupleof them for you, just going down
memory lane, some great songs.It's crazy just how fast twenty years goes
by. Yeah, I mean,dude, it's it's it feels like just

(01:05:45):
the other day. I still havevivid memories of nine eleven. I still
have vivid memories of high school.Realize how old we sound? Yeah,
remember the nineteen hundred. Yeah,every time we talk about it, I
feel it in my lower every singleexactly. We're gonna get those little hover
rounds. Yeah, details another oneof free pizza to them, all right,
Portland's Drock Station, one of fivenine the Brew. It's Tanner,

(01:06:06):
Drew and Laura. All right,real quick, we mentioned it earlier,
but we want want to mention itagain. That Monday morning at eight am,
we've got a major bacon and beerannouncement. You we know when and
where the next one's happening, andit's that we've never been to this place
or this city before, and weare very excited and we Casey Beefwater Bay

(01:06:26):
just gave us some information about tenminutes ago. It literally made me fish
pump in the air. You didit? It was. It's too bad
the cameras weren't rolling. I know. It's really was a sight to behold,
and it's hard not to spill thebeans till Monday. So we're trying
Monday eight am. Bacon and Beernumber twenty seven. Twenty seven my favorite
number, so naturally it's going tobe the best one. Why is that
it's the number where rockstars killed themselves? I don't know. I picked it

(01:06:48):
long. Maybe you know we didyou skip thirteen twenties? No, we
did not. Twenty seven always hitsin Keeno. Man, we're keeping it,
okay, what's good. I'm sureit does. I wouldn't at the
house on that. Well, Mondaymorning, eight o'clock find out when and
where the next Bacon and beers happeningand who's going to be there. Very

(01:07:09):
very excited. Bang Bong coming upnext. We are going to send you
to Las Vegas to see our iHeartRadioMusic Festival. Which is coming up next
month. How it's going down atthe t Mobile Arena and it's I don't
know if you've ever been to theTmobile Arena, but it looks like a
you know, that spaceship from Districtnine. Just think of that thing landed.
It's on another level. It's thebiggest stadium I've ever been inside of,

(01:07:30):
you know, like Nosebleeds. Thisis where I set when I went
to the Ihart Festival. You haveto take three escalators up. It's like
a carnival ride just to get toyour seat. So and these escalators are
the longest and tallest escalators I've everseen. And there's three of them.
Scary, go go and go.Yeah. So it's gonna be there.
Food fighters will be there, fallOut Boy, thirty Seconds to Mars,

(01:07:50):
Lenny Kravitz, and many many more. Yep, and you could be there
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Boy. It's one of five ninethe brown. We're commercial free thanks to
our friends over at lazy Boy.Oh, hold on a second, got
that time of the day, timeof the day where I start getting glaren
in my throat? Hissed a mieno'clock. Yesterday we were talking about returning
items to the store. We foundthat almost a trillion dollars or is it
over a trillion dollars annually something aboutright around there, and items are returned

(01:08:38):
to stores, and most of thatis, you know, clothing, So
we wanted to know, you know's, what's the last thing you took back?
Uh? And I think the lastthing I took back was a pressure
washer to Costco because it didn't workright. It didn't work. I just
I bought it and immediately the hoseit was like there was like a leak.
Yeah, I feel like that's alegitimate reason to return something. Those

(01:09:00):
aren't cheap, you know, you'retalking hundreds. I didn't have the box
and everything, so I threw allthat right, threw all that out right
away. But the Costco is sogreat, they just like, sure,
whatever, just go get another one. If you threw it off the bed
of a truck and it rolled upto the door, they might take it.
I mean, they're taking Christmas treesback after Christmas. It's another level.
But we did get some talkbacks fromthese people. Earlier this year.

(01:09:20):
I was at Walmart looking at cotsfor camping, taking them out of the
packages to see how they set up. I was told I couldn't do that
because they looked like that. SoI bought six cots, took them home,
opened them all up, returned sixcots back to the store. Wow,

(01:09:43):
it seems like a lot of work. But maybe it was like he
had too because he opened them already. Yeah, he had he had to
do it if he was going topull it off. It seems so silly.
Though you opened it, you gottabuy it, Okay, Well,
then I'm gonna open it at homeand bring it back right. A little
difference due waste of time, notsomething I returned. I was working at
a brand new Walmart in two thousandand one, two thousand and two.
This guy brings in the TV toreturn. I move it around. It's

(01:10:06):
a box of rocks. I'm like, I can't take this back. It's
like, yeah, they said thatI can return it anytime. So I
called the storm manager because I didn'twant a regular manager. And the storm
manager went and did the return.I made him do it on somebody else's
computer because I didn't want my nameon it. Yeah, and that's probably
the most ridiculous return I've ever seen. Yeah, are you serious? Sometimes

(01:10:26):
you need to readdress the policy.I think after it means you have to
return the actual products. Tell thatguy to go kick rocks, take those
out of the box, put themin the parking lot and kick him around
your car. It'd be hilarious todump them out of the box, like
okay, now, go ahead andit'll give those a swift kick and get
out. Honestly, but I hatethat some listen. I love that that
companies have a policy. We're listening. It's now sweat off our back where

(01:10:48):
you don't have to fight. We'rea big monster of a company. Just
take it. You know. It'sgreat. But when people are taking advantage
of it like that and clearly scammingthe company out of stuff, Oh,
that's why are they Why do theyjust say okay, Well, that's the
reason why some of those return policiesdon't last very long because people abuse it
and then it gets taken away.If you wear out the privilege, it'll

(01:11:09):
be gone. If you worry aboutthat, if you screw up our Costco
return policy, I don't know whatwe'll do, but I will never give
you. Well burn this town tothe ground, yeah, because you know
that Christmas tree thing went right tothe top, like that was at the
Costco board meeting, Like, okay, we took that tree and it's gone
viral that we take everything. Ibet they had a meeting and now granted

(01:11:29):
they still have loose rules, butless meetings don't return a burn up old
tree, probably like it was freeadvertising form almost. I mean, Christmas
trees are expensive. I bet theyshot us if they saw a shot in
sign ups for memberships probably and araise in dead trees rolling in. Yeah.
Yeah, But I honestly though,can you think about the person who
takes a dead tree back? Yeah, you've got to be a kind of

(01:11:49):
a person. And maybe those justaren't. There's a lot, right,
not as plenty. Maybe there's notthat many in one little town where they
have to, Like I feel Iwould most people would not try what I'm
saying. I need so embarrassed.But also you do think that it was
just like kind of like a curiositything, like ill they say they'll return

(01:12:10):
anything, I wonder, and thenthey tried it and it worked. Somebody
expect to the truck calls to besomeone Jones and for a little Columbian Bam
bam, Hi it's Tandard you andLaura, good morning, Hey, good
morning. How are you get doingpretty good? Bruh, Hey you guys
return talking about this return policy thing. I was at Costco a few years

(01:12:30):
ago and returning something something in thegalps that it was a guy in here
just a little bit ago he boughtI don't know, someone goggly it not
of salmon, and not a halfhour later came back and decided he was
going to return it. And anyof that fresh food stuff they have to
just throw it in the trash.Yeah, they can't resell it. Which
they had hundreds of dollars worth offresh salmon that they just threw in the

(01:12:53):
trash. Pysic. But dude,if I were you, I would I
would have picked that right out ofthe trash. Which garbage cannon. I
will take that. It's still fresh. I mean it's it's called fishing.
It where it's concrete fishing. Imean, it's a whole new sport.
Yeah, it's still crazy though,but think about if you're inland, you

(01:13:13):
just go into like one of theseflatland states, that salmon would be so
expensive, right, all right,dude, thanks for the call. We
appreciate it. Hey, thanks,I love you guys, thank man,
thank you, my friends love youback. You can download the iHeart radio
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(01:13:36):
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six am with Tanner, Drew andLaura and now back to the podcast and
now Drew and Laura's dumb ass ofthe day. There's so many that he

(01:14:00):
could do this every single day,multiple times a day. Really, yeah,
we could just do an entire showof just dumbasses of the death.
This one is about a woman who'scharged after faking her own murder. Okay,
a murder, I feel like that'spretty ambitious, not just like a
disappearance or no, yeah, waitto go, lady, full blown murder.
A woman in North Carolina has beenarrested after police claim that she faked

(01:14:23):
her own death. On August eighteenth, Franklin Police issued a missing person's notice
stating that Margaret Francis Elizabeth Sweeney waseither endangered or dead. However, Sweeney
was found safe the very next day, and what happened? Hell's going on
there? Well? Officials say thatSweeney quote made anonymous third party false reports

(01:14:45):
to a friend and the Department ofSocial Services that she had been murdered.
Oh it's unclear why she said this, but a Facebook post on the police
department's account says, quote Sweeney's actionscaused our department, as well as other
departments, many hours of work whichwould have been spent on other matters.
She's been charged with three crimes,including making a false report of death or

(01:15:05):
serious injury. So what's like thecharges for that, Like how long did
they put you away? It seemslike you should get some time. Yeah,
she probably will like and then andprobably a fine for the resources that
were used to to, you know, search for her and like nine years
of road crew, she'd be spendinga sign it says stop and go for

(01:15:29):
a long time. Get that going. So there you go. She faked
her own murder again? Why didshe do that? He'll be doing that?
Yeah, Like was she just likehaving a bad day, She's had
it. Maybe she's lonely and justneeded a Yeah, it's a terrible reason
to fake here on murder exactly,throw yourself down some stairs, be present
there. Right there you go,dumb ass of the day. Coming up

(01:15:50):
next, we are gonna play itHappened in Florida for your chance of tickets
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(01:17:02):
feel like I rewatched it all overagain this morning, like just looking at
my own face and dealing with it. It's like, oh man, I
feel like I'm back in the kerdelTapioca party from yesterday. I got said.
There were a bunch of people whocommented on the video. Let me
pull it up because some of thecomments were funny because it was the gnarliest
video that I have shown either ofyou guys, and it's so long,

(01:17:26):
very long time, if if everlike, I love these these videos,
and even I was like, oh, that's a bit much, which is
just really troubling to me. It'stroubling that the vote was so close and
I barely had to watch it,and I got to be honest, Well,
I don't think you eventually probably lostthat. Yeah, I pulled ahead,
which means next time we don't evenhave to vote. Frogger says that
the descriptions are so gross. Haha ha. I love that show smiley

(01:17:49):
face smiley face from Junior. Walkersays, did Drew have to pee at
the end? That's how women standwhen they have to pee really bad.
Tanner, you're laughing had me dying, and then Charles said, Drew,
I love it, Drew, buthe's a woodsy Well, I appreciate that
whatever. That guy isn't the onewho watch the video and watch it.
I mean, it is just avideo. Yeah, punk, I didn't

(01:18:12):
say you were woosy, but it'sjust a clip. Yeah it is.
And but there's a reason why itworks because I cannot stand I see I
see it differently than you do.Andrew huge woosey. There's that. Yeah,
but thank you for those follow usonline when you get a chance at
one of five nine and brew allright, yes, okay, we have
this to play because we have somerob zombie tickets to get infected monkeys Florida.

(01:18:38):
It's now time to play. Ithappened in Florida. Seriously, What
the is going on down there?No idea, I don't know. But
every one of these stories you're aboutto hear is real. Only one comes
from Florida. You just have topoint out which is which I can go
first today? Do you go forit? A flight was forced to make

(01:18:59):
an emergence see landing after a passengergassed the cabin with pepper spray. Oh
no, can't do that. Nogood. The woman claimed that she accidentally
deployed the chemical after mistaking it forhand lotion or sanitizer. Yeah, my
lotion has a safety on it.The American Airline's flights was diverted after the

(01:19:19):
incidents. Happened at about five pmon Sunday. Passengers near the back of
the plane began unexpectedly coughing and complainingthat they couldn't see. It was unclear
what was causing the disturbance, anda flight attendant called on anyone who knew
what was going on to come forward, and a woman eventually came forward and
said, yeah, I may haveactually sprayed pepper spray about all the snot

(01:19:41):
and coughing. I think I mayknow. So pane in the ass what
plane landed and the woman, alongwith her partner and her teenage son were
reportedly escorted off the aircraft. SoI wonder are you in any further trouble
or were you by saying it wasan accident, you're gonna get away with
it because he got the accost Justthe costs of going down and up?

(01:20:04):
I don't know, maybe a fine, but I could see just like hey
you're off this flight, but right, But I feel like other people would
have had to leave the flight also, like if they're sick, if they're
sick, you know what I mean? Like that costs everybody there flight.
Oh my god, I'd be somad. Oh you accidentally, Oh you
needed some lotion or what you doon a dry knees? Well, who
knows what's going to happen? Becauseother commentators on the post who claimed that

(01:20:26):
they were on the plane, saidthat there was no accident. Oh,
I would guess if I had sprayedit, and everybody's going nuke on me,
I'm gonna lie and say it wasan accidents. Yeah, all right,
Flora, what do you have forIt happened in Florida. It happened
in Florida. Fifty one year oldman named William Brennan was arrested on Saturday
after he admitted to hurling food athis wife. It happened at a McDonald's

(01:20:48):
at about five pm. The couplegot into an argument and at some point
he threw a full container of McDonald'sFrench fries at his wife's face. Seem
I know. He screamed at herto get back at the car. Well,
witness was concerned, so they calledthe police. They tracked him down.
He told the cops they were fightingand he threw the French fries at

(01:21:10):
her instead of his fist. See, because sometimes the fries are so delicious
that you just throw him hard ata friend. Yeah, I mean,
if this is fine, I justthrow him in my mouth. But okay.
He was booked in jail on apair of domestic violence charges, including
one for a soul brochon. It'strue. What's up? It happened in

(01:21:31):
Florida. A woman was arrested onfirst degree arson after the fire department says
she poured gasoline on some clothes andthen lit a spicy tortilla chip on fire,
spicy style and set that place ablaze. Now, she was seen on
video surveillance at a gas station buyingtwo dollars worth of gasoline because that's the

(01:21:53):
thrifty way to go. You don'twant to overbuy, No, you just
need an accelerant. She also,well there, picked up some of those
talkies towards he had chips. Ohyeah, delicious, be so delih will
she lit one on fire. Afterspring some gasoline out of a bottle and
lit that londo room right on fire. So everybody's clothes, no go.
She was charged with arson and didnot PASCO did not collect to her.

(01:22:16):
What story comes from the Sunshine State, Let's go to let's see John and
Washhugle. Good morning, Jonathan,Johnny John, I'm gonna say McDonald's.
There's the McDonald's story from Florida.McDonald's fry thrower. No, that happened

(01:22:40):
in Arizona the hot hot fries Arizonaon a fifteen degree fry. Yeah,
that's too bad. That's really Ibet your fries get home a lot taste
here in Phoenix, though probably theynever cool down. Yeah, but you're
in your car blasting the acre.You're just completely destroyed from the ways down.
Let's go to Nick and Wilsonville.Good morning, Nick. What story

(01:23:01):
comes from Florida? I thope it'sgonna be the pepper spray story? Is
it? The pepper spray story?Is that from Florida? Yes? Yeah,
they actually had to divert that planein land in Jacksonville, Florida after
somebody says they accidentally sprayed pepper spray. Accidental in quotes as in feel this.

(01:23:26):
Yeah, congratulations, my friend.You are gonna go see Rob Zombie
and Alice Cooper coming up September nineteenthat the RV in Style Resorts Ampitheater.
Tickets are on sale at ticketmaster dotcom. Oh yeah, thank you.
Yeah, bro. You don't haveto buy him though, because you've got
some fruit. That's right, bangbang, hang on. And by the
way, both guys put on suchamazing shows. The last time I saw

(01:23:49):
Alison Cooper was at the RV inStyle Resorts Amphitheater and I can't remember who
it was with. They've opened forMotley Crewe. I saw him with Molly
Crew Yeah, and it was great. He's so fantastic life. It's very
theatrical. All he's got every time. Yeah, yeah, I love it.
And the first time I remember seeinghim was from Wayne's World. Alice

(01:24:11):
Coop Yo Frankenstein. I think it'sin. It's a song in the movie.
And when I saw the movie,I was actively afraid of Alice Cooper,
like I was like, Oh mygod, who is this guy?
And then he breaks character and you'relike, oh, thank god. Yeah,
human, it's very nice and verynice man. We're going to find
out what's trending here in a fewminutes. We actually have to play audio
from a teacher who was caught drinkingon the job on the first day of

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school. Love Hang. You werelistening to Tanner, Drew and Laura.
Here's what's trending. There's so muchgood stuff on the website at one oh
five nine brew dot com. Gocheck it out. There's this video let's
gone viral, and I'd love toknow what you guys think. There's a
video of a teacher on the firstday of school arrested for showing up drunk

(01:24:57):
in the school shirt too like welcomeback student, Sure, like how we
how drunk? Were talking here?Well, to me, she didn't look
visibly drunk, but in the clips, the guys like, you were acting.
You know, you're not the sameperson I talked to earlier today,
So you're visibly in talk like Iguess she was. She was in classroom
and the guy said, you justlooked. You were at you, you're
fidgeting, your body language is different. You just are acting weird in class.

(01:25:23):
And I think it was just startingto come out that she's suffering from
a serious alcohol problem. Yeah,like you said it best off the air.
You were like, she probably drankthrough off the summer. She thought
it was fine and then realize,oh, I get sick when I don't
drink. And so you had alittle bit before class just to you know,
right the ship, and then youhad enough to be buzzed and bold,
and now you're drinking in the classroom. Yeah. She's a third grade

(01:25:43):
teacher and she was busted on herfirst day of school. Her name is
er Kimberly Coates and I watched thevideo, and obviously it's angering, it's
you know, angers you if you'rea parent, and it's frustrating to watch.
But also there's parts of me thatfelt really bad for her because she's
clearly got up problem. Yeah.I've got a third grader going in like
in a week and a half,and I felt for this lady. I

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wish that it could have been dealtwith in a civil manner. Are Drew
and I just SAPs Laura? Ordo you think you know we have a
right to feel little sad for her? Or she just a lady showed up
to drunk. Showed up drunk toschool and that's inappropriate. I mean I
understand the compassion and the empathy there, but also your hell to a standard.

(01:26:26):
Yeah, And I mean if yourkid was in that class, you
would, yeah, I want herout. I also wouldn't necessarily want her
handcuffs away and created Yeah, inany way shape or for me either,
because what do you think, youlose your job and you can't be a
teacher anymore? You go, Iwould think you're done teaching. But I
know you love those kids, andat least that's a feeling I got with

(01:26:47):
her. And I feel like she'ssick. She has a problem. She
needs to go to rehab, notjail. Holy hell, she's got a
Karen haircut. Though. Here's justa small clip from the video that lay.
I thought that was from yesterday.Yesterday, you drink it up yesterday.

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Knew at five bodycam video released showingthe teacher who was allegedly drunk on
the job. Kimberly Coates left PerkinsTry on intermediate school and handcuffs last week
after authorities say she blew a breathalyzertest that was three times over the legal
driving limit. Coas admitted they sayto drinking wine on so that's crazy.
In the video, the cops tellsher it's twice over the legal limit.

(01:27:30):
So yeah, what's what's the answer? The news just jumped that up?
Or does it? Did it comeback? And actually really was three times?
He says twice in the video.The story is good, let's make
it better. She was so hammeredshe started to disrote drunk and high famine.
She was teaching her class. Sheadmitted to being up for fourteen days.
So let me see here some ofthe raw footage. But I was

(01:27:51):
cringing, like I just I don'tknow why. It was giving me an
anxiety attack. Where the students werein the class watching this all. No,
No, she was her out.She was at some point teaching the
class. Yeah, but they butthe most of the confrontation. They took
her to a boardroom. Yeah,her arrested. Okay, thank god,

(01:28:12):
because that's that's kind of what Iimagined, is that they would be traumatizing
for your child, Ye, tosee your teacher get arrested. Yeah,
because half of what who I worryabout is them, you know, like
they hold them in high regard.Yeah. Well, and thankfully it was
just the first day, so nobodyhad time to get attached. Yes,
right now, I knew that drunkys coats. It looks like something's awful

(01:28:34):
a little bit, and so I'veasked Officer Dean to come in here and
visit with it. Has you youknow, hasn't taken anything that's you know,
and she does that thing when youpanic but you don't move, so
you're so scared and you're trying topretend you're paying attention that you just turn
into a statue and your your wheelsare turning like crazy. You take an

(01:29:00):
thing like to the point where eventuallyI feel like she'd just be like,
no, I'm just drunk. Okay. She tries, she tries. I
think she says, yeah, Itook a medication last night. Stription for
anything that maybe you have taken today. That just seems like you're not the
same person that I talked to thismorning. I did take it. I
did take some medication last night tohelp me with sleep because I have some

(01:29:24):
anxiety. Staff anybody knows anything aboutanything. You're just like, Okay,
you're lying. Yeah, and you'relying. We know your attempt. You're
trying to say I took a sleepingpill and that's why I'm groggy, and
that you're just gonna go home.But you smell like a liquor cabinet.
Yes, that's I can't think ofthe name of it right now, but
I could look it up when Iget home. She haven't taken anything while

(01:29:45):
you were at school. It's calledpeanut and walk. It's called barefoot wine.
Now, one thing I would tellyou is, you know, for
your appointment, I want you tobe truthful, okay, and so would
you be willing to take a Breathof Wiser test too? Yeah, the

(01:30:06):
cop but if you're willing to doit. Then there's a cop in the
room who's obviously wearing the body camera, gives her the breathalyzer, and that's
when she here, let me see, I think I have that moment sooner.
He stood up immediately too. Itwas so and the cop is not
having it. The cop seems tobe most mad, the most upset in

(01:30:26):
the room, Like obviously the principlesupset. But the cop is really not
having it because he doesn't have aconnection to this woman, these other people
as a co worker, to meor to him. He's just like,
you're drying criminal. I mean,I am having I am having a hard
time with some depression stuff, andI see I feel bad. Yeah,

(01:30:47):
it breaks my heart. I mean, obviously she's got some stuff going on
while you were here. Laura's nothaving it. You can't could to work
drunk, Laurie, Have you beendrinking at work? Why are you defending
her so on? She's allowed drinksomething. Yeah, I mean, this
job's different, Okay, not here. And she's like, she looks like

(01:31:09):
she's about to cry. Yeah,I'm sure she didn't plan on getting busted
for being drunk at work. Andlook how old she is. Her retirement
is gone. Man, I didn'teven think about that till right now.
Jeez, she's probably has a coupleof years left. That's sad, this
close to retirement. And you justyou should know, Blue, if you

(01:31:30):
didn't rank anything, you should blowzeros. If you drank something recently,
it's gonna show it. That's whenshe's she's doing that that lip thing that
here we go. I don't know, this is the end. And she's
kind of like shrugging her shoulders andshe knows. I'm scared. The front
of us have been my listerine youthis morning. My mouth washed it really
strong enough. Four golds the poppyseeds. Man, that's not the same.

(01:31:56):
I'm not going to do anything withyou. Well of his goals,
Well, I'm just gonna be honest. Can really, I'm concerned about you.
I have a responsibility to take careof the kids. She started to
cry. It's my decision. Solet's see what I have, all right.
All right, So you're you're gonnablow into like a blow up Blain,
okay, and you're gonna keep blowinga tight, tight stop till I

(01:32:19):
tell you to stay. Tell Itell you to stop. Okay, just
say it's gonna be scary when youknow you've been drinking and you have to
delow into this thing like hopefully it'sdefective. Yeah, I hope it's broken.
Really, take a big day,bro. Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah.Alright, So so he doesn't stay it

(01:32:43):
out loud. First he shows theprinciple, and I hear, that's for
you. And this is what's thatyou gonna tell about the truth. How
much you had to drink? Idrink last night. There's no way you
drink last night. Well, Idid drink last night. She she's likened
school for sure. I didn't drinkat school. That wouldn't blow that right
there, two times a legal limit. I did. Yeah, here's some

(01:33:10):
drink that you have. She said, I didn't drink at school, which
means parking lot, yeah exactly,or in the car in the way,
which I think she says in thevideo she said she drank wine on the
way to work. Yeah, butif the cup was on her desk,
you know she was drinking. Yeah. She's telling a lot of lies at
this point. That's a diet poke. Is there anything liquor in it?
Ye? So if I go intothe classroom, am identifying anything else?

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So our Drew and I are theonly ones who feel a little bad for
her? Or is Laura dead rightthat there should be no sympathy for a
third grade teacher who showed up towork on the first day of school drunk?
I feel I feel bad that obviouslyshe's going through something, But I
don't feel bad that a grown asswoman who got drunk at work in front

(01:33:55):
of a bunch of nine year oldsis being punished for her action. And
it needs to be repercussion. Yeah, I think we both agree with that.
It's just it's sad to see somebodytumble off a cliff over an addiction
or a sickness, because you know, addiction is a sick It is,
Yeah, it really is. AndI you know, I grew up with
it. I grew up with analcoholic in my family and so he still
he still struggles with it, mystepdad, And it is not good.

(01:34:19):
It's it's terrible to watch people justit slowly kill themselves. All of our
lives have somebody you could point towhere you're like God that it's their fault,
but it's a bad shake. Yeah. Well, there you go the
video. It's about thirty five minuteslong. But they're also you know,
tons of like little mini clips.But I'll post the row of the clip
and then some of the highlights onlineat one of five nine the brew dot

(01:34:41):
Com and then you let us know, you know, we we'll share with
you the results tomorrow. Do youfeel bad for or she dead to you?
Or is this all deserved? Her? Upsus cols, come on,
you knew better look her up.Look. My kids were in the cafeteria
yelling that it was wild. Yeah, it is good though that they didn't
see the teacher get arrested, andthat it was only the first day,

(01:35:02):
so there wasn't an attachment, right, you know, because my kids totally
love their teachers, but first dayhe could lock them all up. Baby.
There you go one of five nine, the brew dot Com. Click
on Tanner, Drew and Laura.Tomorrow we got to pizza to give away.
Yes, free pizza Friday's coming uptomorrow. We also have another pair
of tickets to go see Rob Zombieand Alice Cooper. We do that at

(01:35:23):
seven thirty Our Donkey Show podcast iscoming up next, and I believe Fat
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