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On today's show we talked to the Mayor of Salem, OR about his appearance at our Bacon and Beer this weekend. We also found out the things men hate most about women and we discussed the art of faking the orgasm.

Episode Transcript

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In the morning. It is twoday September nineteen, twenty twenty three.
Tanner, Drew and Laura. Weare alive. So we are on baby
watch right now. Drew's expecting babynumber three. Yeah, well on him
personally, his his wife, hislovely wife. He's gonna say, true,

(01:21):
why don't you look pretty? Silllooks pretty good for a better part
of a cal zone. I feellike, well, Amy's about to pop.
The due date right now is Octobersixth. Any anything could happen between
now and then, so we areon full baby watch. I know every
time I peek my head in thatroom, you know, like because when
I leave for working normally don't roustthe family, but like peeking my head

(01:44):
in there to see if we're like, yeah, going, we're going pre
labor or anything, because because theycouldn't change at the drop of a dime,
right absolutely, And if you remember, they gave her a medicine months
ago that made her sick and puther in contractions. Then, so you
know, when you think about howlong ago she had some contractions, anything
can happen any minute. Just I'mjust sitting there with a baseball glove catch

(02:07):
whatever I need. Well, ifyou were thinking about having a baby,
just like Drew, keep this inmind. The rate the cost of raising
a child in the United States ishow much do you think, oh,
kid, like like full eighteen years, maybe three hundred thousand the cost You're
close. The cost of raising achild in the United States has risen to

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almost two hundred and forty thousand dollars. And that's just for the basics.
Like I say it all the time, I don't. I can't even imagine
being able to do it with one, you know what I mean? Like
how people have multiple children and arestill like financially not a complete whole.
I like, I don't understand howpeople do well. And I think part

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of it is, you know,the difference between like one and two and
two to three is not as biga deal as zero to one. Right
once you start cooking for a family, there's extra mac and cheese. There's
always an extra hot dog, there'sa piece of bread, like it's just
a smidge early on in its milkbefore that. So it's this next stuff
that shutters my knees. It's thegetting him to college and then how do

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you address that? And then soccerpractice alone makes me stressed out. Dude,
I mean, my neighbor's paying forsoccer and he he told me he
dropped like seven K that was oneverything. So that was including travel,
all that stuff, dudes, thewhole I mean, and it's a lot.
I mean, if you just thinkyou pay for preschool for one,

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two or three, you pay forsports for three, sometimes pay for college
maybe a fifty fifty, and thenwith girls you get all three weddings.
Well, oh that's true. Yeah, the cost of raising a child in
the United States has risen to twohundred and forty thousand dollars. And again
that's just for the basics. LendingTree has examined costs of necessities from birth
to eighteen years old, and itdid not include you know, there's activities

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like sports and arts, so allthat stuff. You know, like we
said, basics, like you're notgetting your kids not doing anything fun well,
and then if you have to daycare, like say both parents work and
you don't have family in town towatch the kids or something like, that's
an average of twelve thousand dollars ayear. Crazy, twelve thousand dollars a
year just for daycare. And that'sfor low end daycare, because if it's

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per kid, then now it's notan extra hot dog. Now you have
to pay for every head that walksinto Yeah. Yeah, it's brutal out
there, so just keep that inmind. If if you want to have
kids, you will have no money. So yeah, and it's we're getting
to the point it's like hard tohard to even think about having a kid
or buying a home in a worldthat's like so like hold onto your cash.

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Yeah, I don't know, Likewhen I just go to the movies,
for example, how a family afforddoes it? How does the family
say afford, just afford, Likeif they want to take their kids to
Disneyland just once in their lifetime,Yeah, they have to save up for
for years. I knew a familythat's saved up for about two years just
to take their kids to Disneyland once. Yeah. Yeah, it's insane how
how expensive things are. Let's justsay, we haven't been on an airplane

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since we found this up, sofair enough, you know, that's that's
what happens to life. But alsolife isn't always planned. I think some
people just ran into a kid.Yeah. Times you just gotta roll the
dice and he's got to rise tosee what happens. Take it as it
comes, you know, all rightlater on this morning, you're you can
take it as it comes. Thatsounds like like like it was an vanasong

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that never came out. Maybe evenlike a steely day on or a journey
as it comes. Yeah, couldn'tyou see yourself with the wind in your
Hair's so good? As it comes? All this week You've got fifth row
tickets to go see Jeff Dunham andtoday fourth row, So that makes sense.
We have to for the first fiverows all weeks, what I mean,

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And there's four rows left. Yeah, fourth row today. We'll give
those away at seven thirty this morning. If you want to see Jeff Dunham
and that show. By the way, it's coming up at the Memorial Coliseum
in February. She is going tobe here before you. Yeah, you're
gonna blanket. It's gonna be here. So it's crazy. All our brew
News update powered by Advantage to HealthPortland and OHSU Health partner. Here's Laura

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Well. Negotiations between the Big threeautomakers and the United Auto Workers are under
way, as UAW President Sean feignsaid more strikes could happen on Friday.
Originally, the union decided to strikeonly one assembly plant at each company.
It's about thirteen thousand members walking out, while most of the remaining one hundred
and forty five thousand members remained onthe job. But yesterday Sean Feign said,

(06:38):
if we don't make serious progress bynoon on Friday, more locals are
going to be called on to standup and join the strike, So hopefully
they'll be able to come to anagreement sooner rather than later. Elon Musk
wants to make x, the socialmedia platform formerly known as Twitter, a
subscription based service because, of course, meaning all users would have to pay

(07:01):
a fee. He was at ameeting yesterday talking about AI safety, and
he said moving to a small monthlypayment will be a way to fight against
the vast armies of bots. Hedidn't say when users would start getting charged
or how much, besides the feebeing quote unquote small whatever that means,
but I mean paying for Twitter onbarely stopped by there in the first place.

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Yeah, ridiculous. And finally,yesterday, of course, we were
talking about that F thirty five stealthfighter that went missing in South Carolina.
After there was some sort of mishap, and the pilot ejected, well,
they tracked it down. Authorities founda debris field in rural Williamsburg County,
about two hours northeast of the baseit took off from, and residents were

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being asked to avoid the area whilethis recovery worked to secure it. I
learned something yesterday about these planes.Guess how much just one of them costs.
I was going to say, likelike seven million dollars, like thirty
maybe try again, seventy five milliondollars, like base costs. That's before

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maintenance, that's before all. That'slike the base model, that's the SR
five version. Yeah, there's nothere's no tricked out like pre minute.
Ye know, the luxury speakers getthe basic bitch package and we're just crashing
them into oceans you know here there, and imagine crashing that and then you
come back to the base, right, explain yourself. It's seventy five million,

(08:30):
you talk first, right, Yeah. I was thinking about it the
other day, like, you know, I guess it's me or that's seventy
five million dollars plane and screw thatplane. I'll fly that right into a
shack if I have to, absolutelyI'll talk to my screaming captain when I
get home. I'm right deal withit later. But it does suck,
and you're just like seventy five millionwhen the drain because you hit a button
that does that? Think? Doesthat cross your mind as you're saving your

(08:52):
own life? You just a seventyfive million. It's got My boss is
gonna be so bit more. Thosestories one of five nine and now through
Sports ears drew well a little doubleheader action in the NFL last night for

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Monday Night Football. I find itkind of weird though, when they start
close to the same time you haveto pick one. You can't. It's
not like NFL Red Zone where they'retaking you to the most important plays.
You had to decide whether you weregoing to be on the ABC feed or
the ESPN feed for the two differentgames. I ended up stealing with staying
with the Steelers and Browns, butthe Saints did get the job done in

(09:37):
the early game and the Browns justfell apart late as a fumble return for
a touchdown by t J. Wattgot the job done for the Steelers twenty
six twenty But an underlying theme tothe first couple of weeks of the NFL
season, and that is significant injuries. Nick Chubb, who's got one of

(09:58):
the best names in all of sports, is likely out for the season with
a knee injury. One of thosethings where someone hits you from the front
and your knee ben's completely backwards.Yeah, they said it was so gruesome
that they refused to play it ontelevision, not even once they tried to
rewind the broadcast. They played itonce in the stadium and you just heard

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the grown. So I'm going bythe grown that it's not good for Chub
as he is probably done for theyear, and it's a weird sports report.
Also, you've got Michigan State firinghead coach Mel Tucker. They've started
the process after they found that therewas warranted termination because of misconduct. He

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was accused of masturbating on a phonewith a sexual abuse advocate who was actually
there to talk to the team.He admits to doing it, but said
it was consensual. She said absolutelynot. He has seven days to show
cause for his not being terminated orhe will sacrifice seventy nine million dollars.

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Damn. Oh, careful now.And finally, Phil Mickelson, we've talked
about his gambling, how he hadgambled maybe a half a billion dollars in
the past. Everyone got a goodlaugh out of it. He says,
I'm a gambling at it. I'vebeen in a recovery for a while.
I don't bet anymore. I stoppedhaving fun. I looked up and I'd
ruined everything around me and is nowtrying to recover. There's the sports,

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Thank you very much. All right. Coming up in a little bit,
we're gonna qualify somebody for that tripto Vegas we're giving away Friday morning at
Bacon and Beer. That's going downto Gilgamesh Brewing and Salem the campus location.
Also, why do people fake orgasms? Is it because they're running out
of time, if they're in ahurry, or the board, or they've
got they've got something in the oven? Maybe all of the above it we'll

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tell you why. Coming up afterTom Petty Happy Tuesday. It's one to
five nine. The Breus got somethingto say, Send us a message anytime.
Using the talk back feature on theiHeart Radio. They get up with
Tanner Drewid. Laura got a talkbackmessage regarding yesterday's topic. Is it regarding

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the dumping of the ashes. Myson works for Disney World in Florida,
and they have to shut down theHaunted Mansion all the time because people were
caustiously trying to get dump their asheson the ride and they get caught on
camera. Oh geez, that that'sa good, disgusting, good, good
thing to know that they got likesome night vision cameras inside the Haunted Mansion.
Who does that though, like justdumps ashes human remains on a ride?

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Think they probably think they're the onlyones who have ever done it or
even thought of it. Meanwhile,thousands of people across the country are doing
the same thing because that grandpa lovedthe Haunts. Favorite role is this favorite
ride. It's too bad it's noton the Mattahorn or just where I want
my remains mixed in with a littlebit of bar. Yeah, I think
it's like it's a little bit ofbar. Imagine being on the Gravitron and

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you're just getting smacked in the faceto toss the urn into the middle of
the gravitron. Please, guys,But I bet you it happens a lot.
And I would assume that Disneyland andDisney World, you know, the
security. There's probably insane more thanwe even know about. But maybe there's
times where they don't catch it.Maybe there's times there's there's been people scattered
at at those parks and they're youknow, nobody caught it. And you

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know, a little Disneyland duck ranoff with a little chunk of bone or
something. It's very possible. Andthe one thing about Disneyland though, that
would give me pause, is theyclean aggressively, So like, yeah,
Grandpa's there for the weekend, butyou're gonna be maybe on the butt out
of there, and maybe you're onthe Mark Twain late at night and or
you know, and you sprinkle somedust off the side of the boat or

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Jungle cruise, the Jungle cruise,Jungle cruise at night. You could just
totally you could totally do it.If you know, if I die,
it's not a bad place. Idon't really want to be cremated, so
you're gonna have to take my bodythere and dump in the jungle. Yeah,
it's just the whole ass corpse.You could just huckuck my urn into
the jungle where all right, I'lltake it. Ninety one ninety seven is
our lazy voit text line. Ifyou want to shoot us a text message

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that way, you can do thatas well, so you don't always have
to send us a talkback message.Coming up on Friday, of course,
Bacon and Beer number twenty seven veryexcited. So we're gonna qualify some people
for that later on this morning,for that trip to Vegas rather, so
make sure you're listening for that.Uh faking orgasms. Yeah, we've talked

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about it before it happens. Sure, I myself have faked an orgasm,
which is one of the few menI've ever heard say that. I've heard
you say it before, but yeah, I've you know, I've got to
Sometimes it's just I can't get tothat moment you're done, you know,
And it's it's a lot of timesif I, if I, if you
know, if I've try to holdoff and I, you know, try

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to make it last a little longerthan I can't. Right, Sometimes you
miss your window. Yeah, I'veheard that from a few people. That's
definitely missed my window thinking I don'tI don't want to undersatisfy and now I've
turned this into an unnecessary marath.You don't want to make them feel bad.
You don't want to have to explainyourself this and that. So I
faked it, you know, andyou weren't caught. I feel like it'd

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be caught immediate. I don't thinkI've ever been caught, because there is
something that comes along with it.Yeah, well, I mean sure,
yeah, I mean it just dependson how that There are certainly things you
can't do if you're going to fakeit, you know, like yeah,
right right, it's all about Ican't get get into detail right now,

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they're right conversation for a mental idea, how you could get away with it?
Yeah, So how many you comparedto men and women? How many
people are faking orgasms though? Andwhy? I would have to assume that
women fake orgasms much more than mendo. It's easy. It's it's easier
for us, and I feel likefor a lot of women it's harder to

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get there, like for men.You think about it, You're like,
you really don't have to do thatmuch. It's just big bang boom,
and it just happens for you guys, you know, so you're all emotionally
involved. You are, right,More women are faking orgasms orgasms, but
not by that much. Thirty eightpercent of men are faking orgasms, while
forty six percent of women are fakingorgasms. Interest, so there is a

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gap, but that's a huge gap, much bigger clip than I had thought.
Now, why are people faking orgasms? Why are they doing it for
me? It was mainly because mywindow was missed. I didn't want people
to feel bad. I'm avoiding youknow, you know, pain and sadness
and tears. I can only imagineall the reasons it's been done to me,
but the main one in my mindis they've done it from my feelings.

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Why. I'm sure that's pity.Does that make sense? Yeah,
I mean there's there's more than onereason. But Drew, you kind of
hit the nail on the head there. It's like, especially when it's like
been going on for a while,and it's like if I know it's not
going to happen, like I don'twant you to feel bad. Yeah,

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it's like that's what they call makeyou feel like you can't get me there
or whatever, and so we're justgonna do this instead. Or like if
I'm tired and I'm just done,I'm just over it. It's like,
Okay, I'm just gonna pretend andthen it we'll call it quick, give
them a little pittygasm and you moveon with pat on the back job.

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But the main reason, the mainreason you might be surprised why people fake
orgasms. The number one reason istheir partner's bad breath. Oh, their
partner's stinky, rotten halitosis mouth.Why do you just say, hey,
runs the mood, you got atoothbrush? Because but we're also like a

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lot of people do the old thewake and go right, and I don't
really have that in my life,like Amy and I have never really been
get up and do it. Butthat's bad breath and all over. But
in the morning, there's in themorning when you do like morning sisters,
there's no mouth kissing. I don'tfor you because you're not a heathen,
but imagine the dude you just likedoing it. That's usually the unspoken movie.

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That's one of the reasons why Ihate morning sex, because it's just
like like there's so much that justhasn't been taken care of yet, so
like I almost never you know,the only positive is the man is already
prepared upon arrival. Yea, yeah, you know. I just you stay
away from our mouth. So wedo this it's real quick, not even

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but okay, but take away thekissing aspect of it. You're so close,
like if you're doing like you know, certain positions, there's gonna be
breathing on each other, you know, So it's like, go to the
bathroom, brush your teeth real fastlike that you can, I have got
some scope, you could, yeah, wash your mouth. I mean how
I mean now, granted, whenyou're younger, the younger you are,
the more likely you are to justhave sex with bad breath and just get

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at it. But I mean,don't most people, if they know they're
about to do it, go tothe most people. But I mean if
it just has some people. Youknow, we knew a guy who brushed
his teeth all the time and it'sstill smelt like a hot body. So
I don't you know the second reason, the second reason people fake orgasms is

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the position. You know, alot of times it's just not comfortable or
we're just doing it for you.That is so true. I think that
goes two ways as well. Youknow there's certain things it's like that doesn't
do anything for this guy. ButI get it. Well, you know,
it's all about the next one inthe list is a big one for
me. The third reason people fakeorgasms is the room temperature. If I'm

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too hot, I can't I can'tbe comfortable. Man like it it's too
hot, I can't breathe. Andwhen I when I see the sweat starting
to beat on someone's face, I'mlike, I can go run and turn
the ac one. It kind ofgrushes you out. Yeah, it doesn't.
I'm just I just feel bad.I'm like, oh man, this
guy's working really hard. Jungle humpers. It's the worst. You can't have

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it hot, you gotta have wehave two fans going in my room.
Yeah. The other reasons on thelist are the lighting, overthinking my partner's
size. Well, I think dudesalso we overthink like crazy, just the
whole all right, We've gotta perform, gotta perform, gotta perform. When
I was younger, I was reallybad old or I've gotten I think I

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care. I don't care as much. But you know, when I was
younger, I would get in myhead so much that I would I would
I couldn't, you know, Icouldn't get there. It's good. I'm
talking about even getting into the game. I'm saying, even when I was
a kid, I could do it. I could do it with a couch
now really, see, it wasthe way around for me, not until
I was probably well, I guesswhen I started trying to have kids.
That's when sexual anxiety started. Yeah. See I had the sexual anxiety when

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I was younger, and then whenI got older it's flipped around. Whatever.
Yeah, yeah, I stopped caring. So see that some people are
different. Yeah, everyone's different.Now I'm just in a ball in the
corner. Tell me I'm pretty Yeah, Well, there you go. We'll
put the entire list because there's abunch of reasons why. And maybe some
of these reasons, you know,maybe it's something you do or or whatever.
But maybe she's been thinking it foryears because you've got no hip action.

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Well it is. It's possible,very possible. It's very possible.
Honestly, if it's been years,I do you even want to know?
With that? Absolutely No, Let'skeep the lie living, babe. I
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See see just yelling Steve off theback porch to come inside, Steve.
It's great because you know, yourarely see a dog named you know,

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(22:30):
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(22:52):
Yeah, and much more. Also, I wanted to play you this
clip. Oh damn it, Imight have to. I might have to
play this a little later. Butthis ref. This ref has a really
funny reaction of being interviewed during agame. So I don't know what game
this was. I'll have to playcoming up next. But nice. He's
like, you know, when therest turner Mike's on to like announce what
just happened. Yeah, yeah,someone comes up and interrupts him, and

(23:14):
what he says to the guy inthe middle of it is hilarious. On
the hot Mike, Yeah, hisreaction is pretty funny, So we'll put
that free coming up next, butit will be online at one oh five
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those are coming up at seven thirtythis morning. Listen to win. It's
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the Coliseum. We'll play the wakeup showdown for your chance to win,
coming up at seven thirty. Plus. It feels like you see him everywhere
you go, so we've got anothertweak of the week coming up for you
at seven. And don't forget Baconand Beer is Friday. If you want
to win that trip to Las Vegas. We'll be hooking up qualifications all morning
long. It's all coming up tomorrowmorning with Tanner, jew and Laura.
Now back to the podcast Dear LostThing, Drew and Laura. Check in

(23:59):
with this show anytime at eight six, six, four four five one oh
five nine. All right, letme play this clip for you. This
is from Monday Night football last night, actually the Seahawks game, so on
Sunday Sunday. It was a Sunday, Yes, this says Monday and few
Monday night football viewers love this moment, is what this clip says. Oh,

(24:21):
they didn't play last night, butI mean maybe they played it from
over the weekend on last night.So they played the Lions. Yes,
so that was on Sunday, Sunday. No worries either way. Yeah,
they got this wrong here, butit said from Monday night football, But
I guess Sunday night is when thishappened. But NFL referee Alex Kemp is
his name, all right. Hewas announcing the penalty and Gino Smith came

(24:42):
up and and I guess wanted toargue the call. But it's good old
Gina. You know, his micwas on. He was in the middle
of giving the announcement. So theway the way he kind of shut him
down was a pretty funny moment.This communication there we want to lock it
to go to the end zone orhe cut it for an outrow and now
they're looking at potentional browning offense numberseven. I said, ten year repeller,

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I'm talking to America here, schoolsthe loss of dollars second dollar.
That is the best line I've everheard out official, And just told Gino
Smith I'm talking to America. Dude, that is incredible. That's gonna three
you need You're like would more that. It's basically he's got like the power
of Jesus in those stands right now, he can just go boom to the

(25:29):
talking. Imagine obviously I can't seethe video, but I can imagine just
his finger going up in Geno's face. Hold on a second, right,
It's like how you react to yourkid when you're on the phone and they're
answer for a snack. Exactly,love to do some this communication that they
want to lock it to go tothe end zone or he cut it for
an outrow, and now they're lookingat potentional browning offense number seven. I

(25:51):
said, ten year repelling. I'mtalking to America here is schools depend on
repeal and a loss of dollars somepissed. That is the best line I've
ever heard. Adam. What washe saying? Can I want him to
make out what he's seen? Gino'ssaying basically because he's calling intentional grounding on
him. So basically, you threwit to no one so you didn't get
hit, And he's saying, whatdid I do? I've been't do anything,

(26:12):
basically, said Tannyell Repeller. I'mtalfa to America here, schools.
Come on this terrible? Come on, hey, rev for what and then
come on, that's terrible, saidTennie Repeller. I'm talking to America here,
schools. That's terrible. We'll putthe video online at one of five
nine brut com. Just click onTanner, Drew and Laura Man you got

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if Gino talked, it could havebeen a classic line. That guy's always
got great line. We got Court, I believe on the mic Court,
good morning, good morning. Iwanted to ask you because I know you
have kids. Drew's got two kidsand a third on the way. Do
you have a favorite that's an indifferentkid? Yeah, he's like, are
they up? He just looked intothe hall. Yeah, exactly are they

(26:57):
listening or what's going on? Imean, you don't have to say which
one, but if you don't havea favorite, no, and I would
assume they're they're so different and they'reso you know, and they're your kids
that you can't say you have afavorite. No, that's not true because
I know for a fact that I'mmy mother's favorite job. But I think

(27:18):
that you can have lanes of favoriteright, Like, so like when I
was a kid, if it wastime for someone to get up in front
of a whole group, I wastheir favorite public speaker. I wasn't their
favorite student or their favorite kid atthe table, you know. And I
feel like my kids, like,if it's time to speak in front of
a room and Lucy walks up rightnow, that's my favorite public to your

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parents, each kid's got a role, yeah, a role exactly. And
it's like, well, I'm asgood as her at this right. I
might tell you yes, but certainthings you are not vice versa as well.
Deon Sanders says basically the same thing. He says. I'm he says,
quote, I'm the only one that'shonest about ranking my kids. Everyone
else is a lying okay, andDeon he minces no words. Here's the

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clip of Dean Sanders is at apress conference to the other day moving up.
He is moving on up like theJeffersons, but sits straight out bawling
too. Bossy came in and gaveme the biggest hug and kiss and appreciation
for Daddy that she could ever giveme at the end of the game.
So that was great. And Juniorhas been bawling. What he does on
social media is fascinating. So it'sit's he's the kid of the son of

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a famous person. Of course thereI'd be so bummed if it's like,
yeah, I got this great kidat football. I got one who loves
me dearly, and then one whowas always on his social Man, my
kids rankings are tough. It's aserious run right now, It really is.
It's a serious run right now.I'm the only one in the line
is about ranking my kids. Youguys like you love all on the same

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and you don't know why y'all actlike that. So it's Deon Sanders.
Is he right? Does he tellingthe truth? I think he is for
some people because I don't think I'mmy dad's favorite kid, and I've always
said that. I've never felt likeI was my dad's favorite kid, which
is fine. I know he lovesme to his core. But if you
only have two seats at the apocalypseand everything's burning behind you, I am

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not shotgun in that man's car,and you if you come to terms with
that early, you don't have tobe their favorite, because what do you
got to step on your brother's headto be number one, we would they
at least throw you in the trunkor maybe does what say you, what
do you think is Dean Sanders?Does he have a point here? I
mean, I'm sure he has apoint because he's he's now a football coach.

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He's a football star, and nowhe's a football coach, and his
kid is doing very very well infootball. So I can understand why he
would say that that is his favorite, because I'm sure they have the most
in common. But you know,it would be really difficult for me to
say, oh, yeah, Iknow that one is my favorite, because
you know, we get along thebest or whatever that's down in side,
like even even like if something youwouldn't share ever two you know, to

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those kids, but she likes allthe same things you like, and the
other one doesn't. She hasn't mademe like the one that you want to
hang out with a little bit moreyour your favorite. You don't want to
say there's I mean, there's definitelylike like what Drew was saying, there's
definitely things that you know, likeone night I have more in common with
in one regard and then the otherI have more in common within the other

(30:25):
regard. So if if we're ifwe're doing one thing, absolutely there's one
that I'm definitely these kids. Theother kid just unplugged it just say yeah
the internet just what could put ofcourt? I don't know what happened there,
but yeah, yeah, yeah,I don't know. Yeah, it's

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tough too. It really is toughbecause you really want them both to do
great or all three or whatever.But in lanes I could see in lanes
we want to hear from you,is Deon Sanders making a good point.
You know, you know he's sayingthat you don't all you don't love all
your kids to say, is thattrue? Eight six six four four five

(31:06):
one oh five nines the phone numberyou can also she just say talk back
message on her on her through thegheart Ready I've downloading for your cell phone.
Perfect question for you, Tanner,because you grew up kind of a
generation before your own little brother,do you feel like there was a pecking
order how your mom treated one versusthee? So I feel like I'm the
favorite, but that's also because Iwas like I was first, and you

(31:26):
were alone at that time. Youknow, I didn't really grow up with
my brothers. How old were youat, like fifteen by the time I
was sixteen when he was born,and so I was gone. Say yeah,
I was gone by like when hewas about four or five, I
was gone, So I didn't reallygrow up with him. So you know,
he she form it probably became herfavorite, you know, at el
her time. At first it wasme obviously because I was her little only

(31:47):
baby. Because when I moved outand then I was in a grown ass
man stunk doing your own thing.Yeah, and then you know, he
became her favorite. I think itgoes in waves too, you know,
because when I left and my littlebrother was the only kids left of the
home and three kids were often gone. He was then my dad's best friend.
Sure, but fast forward to nowI call my dad every Monday,
and him and my other brother gearheadingtogether. You know, they're spotting each

(32:12):
other under a vehicle. I mean, I think that it moves with time,
but I've still never been One ninetyseven is our lazy boy text line.
You can also should just talk backmessage. Just download the iHeartRadio app
for your cell phone and let usknow if you think Dean Sanders has a
point fourth row tickets to Jef Dunhamcoming on next and now through Sports Ears

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drew he doubleheader last night in theNFL Saints Panthers, Brown's Steelers. Not
much of excitement in that first game, but Saints do go to two and
zero on some not pretty behavior,but that's still two and oh. Also,
Steelers force a fumble late from DeshaunWatson, take it to the house

(33:00):
and that ends up being the winneras they take at twenty six twenty two
and now sit at five hundred aswell as the Browns put The Browns lose
more than just the game, asignificant knee injury to their running back Nick
Chubb, likely ending his season.If you have a fantasy team with him
on it, you need to bethumbing hard this morning looking for a replacement

(33:22):
because he's likely gone for the year. For sure, he'll be gone for
the first seeable future. Also,Mel Tucker, head coach at Michigan State,
do seventy nine million dollars. Allhe's got to do is basically keep
his pants zipped up, and he'sbeen accused of not doing that. He
was accused of masturbating on a phonewhile talking to a rape survivor and sexual

(33:46):
Basically she talks to teams about nothurting women, and then he called her
allegedly and masturbated on the phone.They're gonna take all seventy nine million and
fire him if he can't prove themotherwise in seven days flat. And finally,
Phil Mickelson says he's not betting onfootball this season. Book, you
don't call him because he's in recovery. He bet over a billion dollars.

(34:08):
It's in a book. It's nowseeming to be kind of confirmed by him.
The six time major champion lost ahundred million over that time period,
and that might even be a biggernumber. It just might be the soft
number, because only losing ten percentof your money seems off in the world
of sports gambling. But he's tryingto get better at the age of fifty

(34:28):
three. Don't expect to see himat the bookie. There's his sport,
Thank you very much. All right, Coming up next, we're gonna play
the Wake Up Showdown for your chanceat fourth row tickets to see comedian Jeff
Dunham in February. We need callersten and eleven right now. You're gonna
answer basic trivia questions, really easystuff. We're talking third, fourth and
fifth grade trivia. You should knowthese answers eight six six four four five

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one oh five nine. It's eightsix six four four five one oh five
nine play after three doors down onthe grip, Dan Now, Danner,
Drew and low Rose, Wake Up, Showdown, listeners to your corners.
All right. We got fourth rowtickets to go see comedian Jeff Dunham on
the line, third row tickets tomorrow, second row on Thursday, and then

(35:15):
at Bacon and Beer Friday morning,we'll have front row tickets to go see
Dunham. So make tree come onout. Gilgamest Brewing in Salem Saturday,
Sorry, Friday morning. If yougo on Saturday, you nobody's gonna be
there, at least we won't.You might be back to pick up your
car on Saturday. Yeah right,that's Friday morning. Gilgamesh Brewing the campus
location in Salem. Let's meet ourcontestants this morning. Calling from Vancouver.

(35:37):
Her name is Jen. Good morning, Jin, Good morning. How are
you this morning? Jen? Youget your coffee already? Are you?
Are you in line? I'm nope, I got my coffee already. She's
got a brain moving, She's fueled, all right, let's meet your opponent
and see if he has had somecoffee up this morning. His name is
Jesse con from Oregon City. Goodmorning, Jesse crew. What about you

(36:01):
if you had your coffee drinking it? Now everyone's awake and alerts the guys.
You got to get three out offive to win the first one.
There's the winner, obviously, andyou gotta scream your name loudly and clearly
to buzz yourselves in. Are youready for the showdown? Yes? What
is the tallest mammal? Jesse Jessedraft? That is correct? Which fictional

(36:30):
city is the home of Batman?Jesse Jesse's correct? Two zero Jesse in
nineteen sixty nine, who became thefirst man to step on the moon?
Jesse Jesse Ni restaurant? That iscorrect? Yeah, easy, win,

(36:55):
clean sweep. January still there,Jennery there? Yeah you can't. I
don't know why you guys can't hearme. No, we can hear you.
We hear you coming in late,locked up. You gotta listen to
the podcast later today and you'll hearhow slow your brain is. A thank
you, Jin for playing. Youknow what Jin are you want to you
want to come to Bacon and beerFriday. Can get you qualified for Vegas

(37:15):
if you like. Okay, soundsgood, all right, hang on the
phone. We'll get you qualified forthat. At least look at that win
or Win or Chicken dinner Jesse fromthe OC. You got fourth row tickets
to Jeff Dunham, my friends nice. I canna be able to smell his
puppet hand from there in the hardwork. Hang on the phone, we

(37:38):
will get your information. Yeah,that's gonna be a good show that it's
coming up February eighth at the Memorialcall less sum A lot of shows coming
to the Memorial Colisseum, you knowagain, we heard it Adam Sandler,
which, by the way, wehave tickets to that show too, Friday
morning. It's gonna be at theColiseum. Yeah, and I'm glad there's
still shows there because you know,we're doing it obviously for nostalgia on top

(37:59):
of a grade show, because theydon't they don't play a lot of games
or things like that in there anymore. Right, So I love it.
And I heard rumors that there theymight flatten the Memorial Colisseum. Is this
true? But they better not turnit into something ridiculous like Yeah, condos
or something. I feel like itwouldn't make sense to book condo. It's
like right next to the Moda Center. Well, I think another venue would

(38:21):
be glorious. Yeah, especially becauseyou know, don't they do winn Hawks
games. They would Yeah, andI don't. I mean, I guess
they could move those over to theModa. I don't know. Let's build
a music slash sports venue to lurein another team. Yeah, that'd be
great, bro pro Let's put aSpirit Halloween superstore there, at least for
a few months. Let's start theplan. I think they are Memorial Is

(38:42):
going to do that the last weekthey're over. Yeah. I really hope
they don't get rid of the Colosseum, but I can see them doing it.
You know, I could see themdoing it and putting something another parking
garage. It's a good spot fortense. If you think about, I
will viably not you guys, thinkabout if that were to happen. Let's

(39:04):
hope not. I was trying tobe sarcastic. You're like, yeah,
it's happening. Ye, don't givethem any more ideas. Okay, Drew,
come on, so coming out,say get some tickets Friday morning at
Bacon and Beer. The campus locationof Gilgamesh Brewing and Salem is what we're
going to be from six to tenam. Everyone shows up, gets free
bacon, and you could walk awaywith that free trip to Las Vegas to
see Awakening at the Wind. Youcould walk away with those Adam Sandler tickets.

(39:28):
You could walk away with tickets togo see Three Days Grace pit passes
for that show. He could walkaway with front row seats to see Jeff
Done. Front row tickets to JeffDone. I'm at the coliseum. Yeah,
side ache from laughing at Casey's outfit. This thing is on a level.
Wait, yeah, I keep forgettingabout that Casey beef Water Bay.
You know, we forced him todress up in costumes at every Bacon and
Beer. He hates doing it,but plays along secretly. I think he's

(39:52):
kind of looking forward to this one. Honestly, it's better than the Mermaid
costume. Yeah, oh yeah,oh yeah. So he's gonna be dressed
as a giant pump and spiced latteand uh, you know, we'll be
walking around. I don't know ifmaybe will his name be on the side
of its spelt wrong? Yeah?I hope so. I know that they
worked hard. He had a limpystraw, you know, like a straw

(40:12):
that couldn't stay up, so theyput in some effort. I hope that's
authentic. My favorite. I'm reallylooking forward to the interpretive dance at Casey
b Fater Bay is going to doin inside of the latte costume, dancing
to that song that he hates,because it's the song that that that that
guy he hated dance too with hisleast favorite step dad. Yeah, that's
had. I'm hoping, you know, as an old thesit be in myself

(40:35):
that he started the choreography phase ofthis. Yeah, right, because you
got it. I mean, thisis dress rehearsal week. It's gonna be
like a full on interpretive dance justlike Will Ferrell did in old school with
that's stick and ribbon exactly. Dressas good, dress as a giant latte.
So we'll have that on Instagram.So if you can't come down to
Bacon and beer, will make sureto stream that online. So follow us
if you're not at one of fivenine the brew or at Tanner, Drew

(40:57):
and Laws that day powered by AdventistHealth Portlando, OHSU Health partner here's Laura.
Well, this is something you probablydon't see every day. Disney World
had to close yesterday after a beargot loose in the park. About a
dozen attractions shut down, including BigThunder Mountain, parts of Pirates of the

(41:21):
Caribbean and their Country Bear Jamboree show. I'm thinking maybe the bear just showed
up to audition, you know,but yeah. All the attractions reopened at
about one o'clock and officials were seencarrying the bear out on a tarp at
about one fifteen. Tran did.Thankfully there were no injuries, but I'm
sure that was It made for aninteresting afternoon yesterday at disney World. The

(41:45):
highest mammal at the park that day, no kidding it what dart hit?
It was seen in a tree sohigh in several different ways. Amazon announced
its second Prime Day, you guys, Prime Big Deal Days, going to
take place on October tenth and eleventh. The event will feature deals, of
course, on tach, home goods, fashion, and entertainment. Customers will

(42:07):
need to be an Amazon Prime memberto get access to these offers, and
pre sale deals are going on now, including discounts on things like TVs.
So worth checking out early if you'reinteresting. Yeah, I got my eyes
on that Samsung G nine. Youknow, I'm hoping that Amazon will have
it all like on a like discountedprice or something. It's a badass.

(42:28):
You've been trying to get this thingfor like a year and a half.
Yeah, But like if you getit just on a normal day, like
a normal two stages, it's likeit's like fourteen hundred dollars. Yeah,
yeah, I just can't. Ican't justify spending fourteen hundred dollars on a
monitor. But figure out a pricepoint where you'll like it. Yeah,
like if it's eight or nine,I could maybe justify that because it's like
it's like a spaceship window. Sure, but if you don't get it,

(42:50):
you'll have another Prime Day in aboutnine days. I feel like they're every
other minute. Yeah. They usedto do it once a year. Now
it's twice a year. Who knows, maybe it'll turn into a quarterly thing.
Yesterday we were talking about that aF thirty five stealth fighter that went
missing in South Carolina after there wasa mishap and the pilot was ejected from
the plane. Well, they didtrack it down. Authorities found debrif a

(43:10):
debris field in a rural Williamsburg CountyI guess like wooded area about two hours
northeast of the base where it tookoff, and residents were being asked to
avoid the area while their recovery teamworked to secure it. Stand on that
jet and take a selfie? Youkidding me? A neighborhood. Also,

(43:31):
they're asking the public for our helpto find it. If I find it,
I'm gonna I'm gonna take a selfiewith it, and I'm doing it
for the Graham. One missile,just one. That's all anyways. See,
I'm more in those stories one tofive nine the brew dot com.
Thank you very much, all right, coming up in a little bit.
Actually, next we're gonna qualify somebodyfor a free trip to Vegas. We're
given away Friday morning at Bacon andBeer twenty seven, the Pumpkin Spiced edition

(43:55):
of Bacon and Beer. Also onReddit's men shared bad habits from women they
do not like. Oh okay,I'll tell you about those right up to
Queen on the Brew. I wantto chime in text Tanner, Drew and
Laura anytime on a Lazy boyd textline nine eight one nine seven year away

(44:15):
up with Tanner, Drew and Laura. All Right, we're going closer and
closer to bacon and beer. It'scoming up Friday morning, this Friday morning
at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem, thecampus location. We'll be live from six
to ten am. Everyone who showsup gets free bacon, and you could

(44:36):
even walk away with a free tripto Las Vegas to see Awakening at the
Wind. Now. Yeah, wealso have a ton of prizes to give
away, including front row tickets toJeff Dunham. We've got tickets to go
see comedian Adam Sandler when he rollsthrough town. We got pit passes to
go to three days Grace, tonsof concert tickets, I mean lots of
concert tickets. I just can't thinkof everything off the top of my head.

(44:58):
Well, there's just so much.It's overwhelm But yeah, come on
out and get your hands on someof that stuff Friday morning, Gilgamesh Brewing
in Salem. And if you canbring down three cans of food, we
are trying to raise over a thousandpounds of food for the people in need
this year. That's right, andagain that food will stay in Salem.
All right. So on Reddit,which is a great site if you're bored,
if you're maybe you just ate atea gummy or something. You just

(45:21):
want to go down a rabbit hole. Yeah, it's it's like Alice in
Wonderland for sure. Uh. Thisuh, this threat on reddits I found
the other day. It was abunch of men calling out bad habits that
women have. Oh nice, okay, great, because they're so good at
calling out our bad habits. Yeah, because you have so many of them,
it's easy for us. You havejust as many. See that that
attack. There's so much, somuch angry. There's an instantaneous attack there.

(45:44):
I'm not sure she's been on tiltall morning. Since I announced this
topic, she's been on tilted,you know, like the idea of this
this list, Yeah, because godown a list of because we do all
the time. What I'm gonna sayis that I feel like most of the
things on this list, not havingseen it's like, could be wrong.
Yeah, will be things that gofor both genders. Okay, so we'll

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see. Because I know I'm apain in the end. I don't know
if it's because I'm a man orjust a pain in the end. I
think it's because we're human. Beingsand some of sometimes we're just annoying.
I do think that this can gowith both for both genders. But this
is the yeah, this is thestuff that are saying. It's listen,
you do us all the time,ladies, and it's a bad habit.
You have to stop. Okay,before you go down the list, lore,

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what do you think? What doyou think some of the what do
you thinks on this list? Someof the things that are on this list?
Do you want hair everywhere? Yeah, well that's for sure, or
putting like hair on the wall ofthe shower. I feel like those are
are we talking cosmetic stuff? Maybegive us a sample, all right,
I'll give you a sample that's noton there, that's not on I'm not
seeing it. I'm not seeing it. But because it's not really a bad

(46:50):
habit, it's just something that happens. Yeah you know. Yeah, but
I've heard guy like, oh whyis your hair? Oh why do you
have to put it on the showerwall? But that's not a habit.
I had a bad habit would belike do you do you you trim your
nose, your your your toneail clippingsand leave them there. Yeah, that's
that's on purpose. I would thinkthat that you're shedding like something at a
petting zoo that you can't help thatthat just happens. Okay, all right,
fair, all right, keep thatin mind. So here's something just

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some of the things that that menlisted. And if we missed stuff,
please let us know at one nineseven or you can shoot us to talk
back. Yes, please do dothe eye already app don't it for yourself
when it's free today? All right. So one of them is smartphone addicts.
Okay again, Tanner's on TikTok atleast three hours a day, Like,
I don't, it's not true atall, but I do think.
I think at any time that Ithink we all think the other person's completely

(47:34):
checked out if they check their phone, you know. And so yeah,
you notice laws in a median attackmoment, you went right back at it.
It out when everyone has that problem, well it isn't there is.
It is a problem for both,okay, but but here for sure,
definitely women, according to Redd,it's only you. Fine, they like

(47:55):
they get you have a social mediaaccount, but when you're stuck on the
thing all day long, when slavedyour life, if you're on tilt about
it. You know, something happenedon the internet today and you bring it
home, all right, that isirritating. I really can't stand if I'm
If I go out on a datewith a girl and she's on her phone,
and she's on her phone whole time, that's that's not unacceptable. Not

(48:15):
only do I do I uh notlook at my phone, I flip it
upside down to the screens facing evendistracted. Yeah right, that's the courtiest
thing to do. Number two onthis list for the things that men are
calling out the bad habits at womenhave is weaponizing a breakup. When a
girl does that to me, evenif she doesn't mean to do it,

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I take it very seriously. Ifyou want to give give up on the
relationship just like that, fine,but don't use or threaten me with the
word breakup. If you don't reallymean it breaking up, I'd be the
last resorts. It's the idea like, if you don't change, I don't
know how much longer I can dothis, Brian, Yeah, but maybe
you should just go. Yeah.I do think there's a difference between Maybe

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I don't want to say giving anultimatum because that seems pretty extreme, but
like get like laying down ground rules, are setting boundaries and saying ye yeah,
but I don't think it's like I'mgonna break up with you if you
don't do blah blah blah, likeespecially if you do it often, you
know, like I do, Ialso think that you leave. That's what
we're all hoping over here. Anotherbad habit women are calling out on Reddit

(49:23):
is thinking that they're more attractive thanthey actually are and having their friends affirm
this false belief and then becoming delusionalabout that. So mean, that's so
mean. What's wrong with having confidence? Don't men like a woman with confidence?
You want us all to be Insecurelyyou'll see like maybe on Instagram like
the really really hot girl and herfriend that's not as Yeah, I know,

(49:44):
but why do you got to buildup the dreamer? You're only setting
them up to break them down.Like I'm not going to tell my kid
they're a soccer star and then havethem show up and make the Sea team.
Yeah, but are you gonna butwhat are you gonna tell your kids?
That's soccer and just cash all ofher dreams? I said to her
the other day, I'm like,if you want to get on a better
team. You have to do betterotherwise you remain on the team you're on.
That's these are the realisms. Guesswhat she hated hearing that? But

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the scud friend. I'll just saythe scud friend, because that could be
in anyone's mind. She is nowbuilt up to be an animal of some
sorts because she's got this idea.I just don't see anything wrong with a
little self confidence. You're saying youshould be okay with the way you are.
All right, that's fair, Thankyou, Laura. The next on

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the list is uh, talking toomuch about money and desired lifestyles within the
first couple of dates. Oh yeah, that's no, that's not attractive.
I can't live up to any ofthat. I'm trying to have chicken strips,
let's seem for dinner last Night's anotherbad habit that women have that men
are calling out and Reddit is notrespecting privacy or any privileged information anything you

(50:52):
tell her or show her. She'salso telling your friends. That does annoy
me. But that's not necessary fairlytrue in every I mean, you can't
just assume that everything you tell me. I'm just gonna go bah, I'm
just gonna put the thing wheel neverknow. Guys never know, but because
guys are oblivious. But I wouldprefer you not be a back channeler.
Like my ideal girl doesn't go andtell my secrets out the back door because

(51:15):
they just can't. That's what I'mno, That's what I'm saying, Like,
and not every woman will do that. I would hope not. But
you know, Amy's friends probably knowsome stuff. They look at me phone.
Yes, next time on the listis and by the way, this
is There's so many things that I'mnot even getting to. But another one
is disrespecting their man in public,pulling like a Kate Goslin and yelling at

(51:36):
your husband from across the store,you know, like John, Yeah,
that is the worst. Like talka cross is fine, but don't talk
down, especially in public. LikeI get it. People lose their temper
and you have an argument and yousay something you know in your privacy of
your own home, but you're inpublic talking down to me. You're at
a party, you're talking down tome, But just make me look like

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two way straight. I've definitely heardmen disrespect their women. Again, Laura,
this is the things that men werea We'll do your things some other
times just saying you're calling it outon women. It goes both ways.
Next on the list is speaking negativelyof all men at once Laura listen up,
speak truthfully, speak, truth toreality hashtag not all men Right.
Well, I think that she doesbecause she will kind of paint them all,

(52:21):
paint us all at the same,which is weird because there are some
ranging kinds of dudes out there.That's full spect. Okay, that's fair.
So this let's give you that one. I can assure you. This
list goes on and on and on. So it's a thirty eight page.
We don't have time for it all, but we'll put it up on line
at one to five nine dot com. If you want to check it out,
did we miss anything h send usa text message at nine eight one

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nine seven, or you can shootto say talk back on our iHeart radio
app. Download it for your cellphone. It's now tru Sports ears True.
Well. Cleveland Brown's acovering from morethan just a loss last night.
It is, as it is widelyconsidered now that Nick Chubb, star running

(53:07):
back out for the season with amassive knee injury. The injury so bad
that on Monday night football. Theyalmost immediately deemed it unviewable, so the
producers saw it in the back inthe back and decided not to show it
to America. That makes you wantto see it even more exactly now.
When his teammates went to stand himup, he just held his knee and

(53:28):
you could see his eyes. Helooked like he'd seen a ghost. He
knew in that moment that knee wasjello, and he was carted off the
field. Also, the Saints gettheir win on a double Monday nighter.
This is a sad deal for anyonewho likes their money. Seventy nine million
dollars going to be forfeited by theMichigan State head football coach, who has

(53:51):
been informed he will be terminated afterallegations that he pleasured himself on a phone
while talking to basically a sexual abuseadvisor for the school and the team,
the last person you would ever wantto do this with on a phone,
and he is accused of doing it. He says he is innocent, but
he only has seven days to clearhis name before he gives up all seventy

(54:14):
nine million. And finally, PhilMickelson's like seventy nine million that's nothing.
He bet a billion dollars over thelast twenty five years on sports and said
he was completely despondent from his family. He would be in the room,
he could be at Eastreet, couldbe at whatever, but he was too
busy thinking about his bet to thinkabout anyone else. And luckily his wife
was able to pull him out ofit. And now he is not gambling,

(54:36):
says, don't expect him to makeany picks on football, because you
know, the NFL is the funnestthing to bet on. But he's betting
on him in recovery. I wonderwhat the line is on that. Maybe
I'll take that act. There's hissports Thank you very much. More on
those stories at want to five ninethan Brute dot Com. Just click on
Tanner, Drew and Laura. AllRight, Bacon and Beer's coming up Friday,
coming up next. We're gonna putyou on the list to win that

(54:58):
trip to Vegas to see Awaken.You have to win. Yeah, and
it's coming up right after Green Day. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura,
Happy Tuesday. You get up.We were just talking about Bob Ross off
the air. Alright, alright,p B O B. When that documentary

(55:21):
came out. I was so nervousthat they were gonna like that we were
going to find out something terrible aboutBob Bara. Yeah, like he was
like in the clan or something like, I don't want to know. And
then it just turns out he's actuallyhe was a genuinely nice guy. The
most shocking is that that is aperm that he that wasn't real, right,
Like that was the thing back inthe day. There's big, big
poofy haircuts. But I just thoughthe was like a big old, curly

(55:42):
worldly Yeah, me too. Ohsorry, Casey, you gotta turn your
mick on there go be flatters.Mike was off. He also burned Barboro
Reds, which I didn't know untilI did. He really dude, he
Bob Ross. He looked like hesmelled the be heater. I started following
him. So there's this TikTok accountcalled like Bob Ross Clips or something like
that. Yeah, and it's just, you know, a clip of him
painting a little happy tree or ahappy mountain or or something that loved his

(56:06):
mountains. And I find it tobe so relaxing that I'll go in on
YouTube if I'm stressed out and justwatch like ten minutes of it, Yeah,
just to kind of just decompress.It is super relaxing, tried.
I don't know if it's the soundor the way he speaks. It's like
ASMR Yeah, and he's got asound about him that's very familiar. Well,
a Bob Ross painting is as amatter of fact, it's one of

(56:27):
the ogs. If not, Ithink it is the I think it's the
first one. The first painting heever did on that show The Joy of
Painting in nineteen eighty three has hitthe market with a list price. Are
you ready? Yeah, nine pointeight to million dollars. Well, okay,
so as somebody who doesn't buy artat it, I don't know.

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Well, you got to think thatmost people most art that you buy at
a high level, even if it'syou know, it's not a famous person,
it's tens of thousands, not tensof millions. So this is a
very expensive piece. But you knowit's Bob Ross. That was his first.
I think that his first. Butthis isn't fancy. I mean that

(57:07):
is fancy, but I want moreof one. For a man who was
ripped off for his money most ofhis life. It just sucks that this
is you know, post debt,right, I think it's worth every penny.
Nine point eight million. Bob Rossis a just an artist. I
could see somebody buying it. Icould too, Yeah, nine point eight
million for somebody like like who justgot stupid money? Because I think most

(57:29):
of his paintings are in storage,Like, they're not for sale. You
can't buy them. They're not hangingin a museum anywhere. Let's just point
out that most art is stupid.It's the way versus how much it costs.
It's not worth at all what theypeople, what people pay for it.
Time. It's up to interpretation,you know. Manipulation is the word
you're killing me in my wallet.Yeah. I hate what people consider art

(57:52):
it is they use that that thatword very loose quote unquote modern art,
oct abstract art. There's this personwho like she likes to swallow paint and
then throw it up into a canvas. Oh now, I'm sorry, your
mental illness is not an art,Sure it is. No, it's because
she said so. Yeah, it'sfunny about it. And there will be

(58:12):
someone who will snap me that thatwas so beautiful. I love you.
They'll they'll make it like, youknow a sculpture in Portland that's made of
rust and it's ruining the street belowit. Stop, I know what you're
talking about. Sure, morsde likeit. It's the worst, terrible Honestly,
don't touch it. You're gonna haveto go immediately with the doctor.

(58:34):
Maybe that's it is so rusty,it is ugly, Like who made that?
And I bet they paid so muchfor you? The name of the
pieces Tetanus Interpretation, And I thinkit's mark all over town who gets to
decide what disgusting sculpture gets to goup? Right? Those are like those
giant fallopian tube looking things? Yeah, like what is what is that flow?

(58:58):
Those little those tubes looking things.It looked like something out of like,
uh, there's Philopians all like that'sall I think it's. Yeah,
every oldwhere the flow statues downtown hadsome questionable stuff where I live, the
downtown area, that's all questionable.Why there's no vote on it? Right?
Yeah? I mean for the forthe amount of money they're probably the

(59:19):
city is spending on those arm pieces, you think they would have people's vote
on it. I can't be theonly one who is amazed right now that
we went from Bob Ross to FallopianTubes and in three minutes anywhere in here?
Yeah, have you ever listened tothis show? Just you know,
ride the two anyway. So theydon't believe actually that this Bob Ross painting
will even sell, even though they'rethe ones who put the nine point eight

(59:39):
million dollars price tag on it.They're like, it probably won't sell.
The price is too dang hut.But it's a twenty four by eighteen painting
and the work is titled A Walkin the Woods Ross. It's not even
massive. I mean it's pretty big. It's like this, you know,
hands across your chest big, butthat's not huge. It's not going to
be over a couch or anything.Damn ten million dollars? Can you buy

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Bob Ross Prince? So yeah,yeah, I think you can, like
goes to his estate because there wasthat big hullabaloo I think after he passed
away where it was like people justcashing in left and right on his image.
So I don't know who even getsthat money at this point. Real
quick, the Bob Ross Chia petmoney. Bob Ross was high right,

(01:00:21):
like he was he stoned when hewas doing all that we watched the documentary.
I remember there wasn't a concentration.Man. Well okay, I know,
I know, I am when I'mwatching it now. Just well,
I mean that's the way to go. Contact Tipe from all of it.
All right, Bacon and Beer's comingup Friday morning, Bacon of Beer twenty
seven Tanner join Laura's Pumpkins Spiced editionof Bacon and Beer. Come on out.

(01:00:43):
We're gonna be broadcasting live from sixto ten am. Everyone who shows
up gets free bacon, and youcould walk away the free trip to Vegas
to see Awakening at the Wind.We also have Adam Sandley tickets to give
away, Front Road tickets to JeffDunham tickets, a pit passes for three
days Grace and who else is beingis there three days Grace and Chevelle,
Chevelle. That's gonna be a greatshow. Yeah. What other tickets do

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we have? Trans Siberian Orchestra Aerosmith? Oh my god? Yeah, So
come out. Yeah, we gota lot of stuff to give away,
and we're gonna be doing a pumpkinpiding contest, a pumpkin drop of course.
The Salem Mayor Chris Hoy will bein attendance, and I'm really interested
to see if we're gonna get akey or like a like a school named

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after us, maybe a chain.It's a start, it's a start.
What do you think, well,Casey, do you think we could get
like a park bench named after us? Or you know, like like an
alley or a street even yeah,I mean maybe the maybe the least used
alley. Yeah, and say itmight be yours. See, I'd say

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we stay away from the stars,but let's not stay in the dirt,
you know, Like, I don'tthink we're gonna get an elementary school,
but bing Bong Boulevard is does havein a very doable lane to it right
in the middle somewhere I would liketo. I mean, I'd like to
shoot for the stars though, Imean, yes, grade school. But
the TDL libraries also sounds like atthe very least maybe like like it's a

(01:02:10):
sewing drain or something. Maybe yeh, can we get a manhole cover with
our name? I don't. Ireally don't think that's too much to ask.
I don't know, personalized manhole covers. I'm not sure we could be
the first, that's right. I'mselling bricks in a Park. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. Good morning,good morning. All right, what's
going on? How are you doing? It's going but we're good man,

(01:02:32):
what do you what can we dofor you? Am I live? Because
I just have a question. Yeah, you are live show, We are
live. Well, yes, youdidn't come to or brought everything to a
screeching halt. He's like, I'mgonna talk anyway. I heard what I
didn't want to hear. All right, let's put somebody on the guest list

(01:03:00):
for this Vegas trip. Now,we are asking you to bring down three
cans of food. Everyone can comeinto the party, but if you can
bring down three cans of food,but if you want to win the trip
to Vegas, you have to bea finalist. Yeah, so we'll put
collars ten to fifteen on the listright now. Eight six six, four
four five one uh five commercial freethanks to our friends over at Lazy Boy's
Portland's Rock Station. One of fivenine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura

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and we are inching closer and closerto bacon and beer coming up on Friday,
Casey, are you nervous at allsince you have to do that interpretive
dance dressed as a pumpkin spice latte. I don't know if it's nerves or
what, but I've had heartburns andSaturday. Yeah, yeah, Casey's got
a lot to do with bacon andbeer. Like, there's a lot of
planning that goes on behind the scenesthat Casey's involved with. And on top
of that, he just has thatyou know, impending doom feeling that oh

(01:03:44):
I have to you know, bein a costume this time. Yeah,
but at least his costume. Yournip knops aren't out, and it looks
kind of comfortable, honestly, inthe grand scheme of costumes, this is
this is maybe one of the leastinvasive. But the interpretive dance practicing.
I've been practicing interpretive dance, sowe Casey's gonna do an interpretive dance kind
of like what Will Ferrell did anold school With the ribbon, you know,

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they're like the Olympic ribbon. Idon't know what they're calling they call
it ribbon. A ribbon is thename of the thing inside the gymnastics.
I will give you this much.Yesterday I got the ribbon and I did
it. You know, I shookit. Around a bit. Did you
do a twirl? And not supersuccessful? So I got to figure out
the rhythm if it's some sort ofrisk motion. Really he got a couple

(01:04:30):
of days. Yeah, I feellike you're the kind of guy who would
have lettered in rhythmic Jim definitely wasn't. Winning it out of the gate doesn't
mean that I can't take it homeand nail it. Because Tanner and I
were talking. Good choreography doesn't growon trees. It does, and it
doesn't happen overnight, and it's notlearned overnight. You could just go into
old school and copy with Will Ferrelldo No matter what we're looking at it.
We're staring down the barrel of asuccess story that we know. How

(01:04:54):
we get there remains to be seen, but we will walk away victorious.
Casey is going to do this interpretivedance to the song Unchained Melody, which
he hates. You don't have toplay it because this is the song that
his second stepdad danced to at hismom's wedding, and he hated that.
With a lot of his mom's asscheek in his hands as he stared at
Casey, and you know, tothis day, he's hated the song because

(01:05:15):
of it, not because it's abad song, because of what it reminds
him. Well, I sure lovehow you guys just really dig your heels
into my childhood trump. Well,I just I'm trying to I'm trying to
get it. I want to makesure the audience knows why we're doing this.
It's a pore memory of yours.We're just honoring the moment. We
believe. I get where you're coming. Listen, We've got to give context,
Casey, Otherwise it doesn't make ittotally get it, totally get It's

(01:05:40):
not that I love then driving andsitting in traffic and listen to my childhood
terrors be broadcast out to the Howmuch ass cheek did he really have?
Was it like buffhangers taking in likea like a basketball, big ass climbing
grip. I'm not watching. I'mavoiding the whole scenario. It's like the
cliffhanger grip to like you let go, certain dude, I'm back watching the

(01:06:02):
line cook at the Elks Lodge atthis point now. But you saw enough
for the traumatize you and for youto hate the song. Yeah, this
is a man who plotted against Casey. He would ground him just so he
could steal his TV and putting it, put it in his own bed.
That's just the beginning. That's justthe beginning. And they would eat him
with the own extension corps. Hewould say, hey, man, you

(01:06:23):
need to clean your room. Andso I would clean my room and then
I would come home from school andeverything would be in the middle of my
floor. Bang turned upside down.It looks like, yeah, like a
tornado went off. I'm talking drawersand it looked like the Feds came through
my room. We're looking for something. It's a cell to us. Yeah,
and then it says, now goclean your room. Wow, man,
no, wonder this is your He'slike, I've got TV to watch.

(01:06:46):
I'm glad that you. Oh itwas like three years okay, and
you're happy when they got divorced.Yeah, a plot as he's moving out.
Yeah, it was a weird deal, like they just announced they were
getting divorced and never saw the guyagain. I think it was just like
it wasn't kill him, he justdisappeared. Weird And you were living at
a funeral home. Yeah, sowhat happened there? Yes, sure,

(01:07:10):
I see you one I you know, once I got back to possibly killing
a step dad, I lost.All right, let's go to the hot
line. I don't know who thisis on the hot line. Good morning,
it's Tanager and Laura. Oh youknow who it is? Is this?
Who's this Todd father? No,it's Chris Way. Oh is this
the mayor of Salem? Chris hoyIt? Oh my goodness, mister that

(01:07:33):
I totally was he supposed to callin? I wasn't prefored thanks, Casey,
was supposed to inform you when liketwo weeks ago. Look, your
email, Your email is your business. Okay, you have the information.
I just like like a reminder ofthe day before. Don't leave the mayor
on hold. I'm sorry, Yeah, exactly. We'll get back to Chris.

(01:07:54):
Mister mayor. How are you good, sir? I'm great. Thanks.
We are so grateful and honored tohave you a bacon and beer this
Friday morning. Yeah. I'm superexcited to be there. Are Do you
have any idea what you've agreed toand what you're getting yourself into. No,
but it's starting to come into apicture, and I'm a little bit

(01:08:14):
scared. Don't be scared. That'sgood. So what we're doing is it's
bacon and Beer number twenty seven,Tander Join the worst Pumpkin spiced everyone shows
up, gets free bacon, andsomeone's gonna walk away at the trip to
Vegas to see Awakening. I'm sorry, mister Mayor, I don't think you're
eligible. I think he is.Do you think he's work for us?
You think? Okay, look fine, I just thought it would be kind

(01:08:36):
of weird to think the way themayor one and then everyone else is standing
there like, yeah, well we'llget him back to a second one.
Yeah, it's true. Yeah eitherway. Okay, so fine, we'll
throw your hat in the well,so through that big mayor hat in the
in the ring. Yeah. Absolutely. And then of course you've got a
lot of concert tickets to give away, like Adam Sandler and too, Jeff

(01:08:57):
Dunham and all this. But alsoone of the things that we're really trying
to do is raise food for peoplein need this year, because mister mayor,
is food and security not a majorproblem in the state right now?
Yeah, it totally is, andso we want to help his city in
particular. Yeah, last Bacon andBeer we raised just under eight hundred pounds

(01:09:17):
of food. We're trying to raiseover a thousand pounds of food this time,
and you think we can do it? Absolutely, Salem, Salem is
they show up people in Salem.We show up to help our neighbors.
Good. We're asking for three cansof food if you can now, if
you're struggling yourself, we're not goingto turn anybody away, obviously, can
come on down, but three cansof food if you can get in our

(01:09:40):
to get in and then yeah,and then at the end we'll have to
weigh all that and hopefully surpass athousand pounds of food and all that food
will stay in Salem for the peopleof Salem's right, going to the Marry
and Polk food Share. Yeah,nice, that's great. They are a
great partner's advice, mister mayor haveyou ever heard the show before? Do
you listen to the show or didyou know of us before we asked you

(01:10:01):
to bacon and beer? I apologizethat no, frankly, I was not
familiar. All right, we've justbeen on for twenty years. It can
absolutely fly right back. It's allright though. You're here now, and
that's really what we do. Weare super stoked you're gonna be there,
and you know, we just wantto know how what we have to do
for the city to you know,get great things like, yeah, what

(01:10:25):
can we do to get like astreet named after us, or a park
bench, a key grades to thea grade school would be great, or
a library anything. Oh boy,that's a that's a pretty high bar.
I think maybe in another twenty years, if you're still on the air with
Elderly Lane is going to be tough, old and crusty drive. You know,

(01:10:45):
we'll see how much food we raise. I can I can see you
know that just that little street bythe old Nordstrom's. What about like a
park bench? Well, you know, on Friday, I'll go down a
list of things that I would loveto see our names on and we'll find
out for the man systematically shut usdown. Yeah, I mean a key
to the city with a giant checkwith our names on it would be great
too. He can bounce. Wejust want to Yeah, we just want

(01:11:08):
to take a picture of the bigcheck. We think that'd be cool,
mister mayor what what can we dofor you? Like, what's something that's
you're really pushing in Salem right now? To help out the city. Well,
guys, we've got nuke. Ifyou talked about Vegas, we've got
commercial passenger air service relaunching in October. We're heading to Vegas. Actually I'm
on the first flight headed. Yeah, so maybe you can't have our trips.

(01:11:30):
Yeah. Yeah, he does looklike a like I saw a picture
of him of Mayor Chris hoy themayor of Salem, and he looks fun.
He also looks like a guy whomaybe have done Civil War reenactments in
the past. Who has that happened? You never did it? So when
I saw him on the news andwe hadn't heard back from his office yet,
I had hope because he did seemlike a lamp back guy. You

(01:11:51):
laughed like it's embarrassing, which isvery hurtful because I did it when I
was a kid. Well, nowI gotta figure out where to return a
musket. Yeah, I did civilor re enactments as a kid, and
because I didn't know anybody, andmy neighbor stuck me into it, like
he was like, you know,I'm dragging me into it. That sounded
weird, but you know what Imean. Yeah, And so I did
it like three times and it wasawkward and I hated it and life scars.

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I fought through. I fought forthe North though I didn't fight for
the second ground, and you didit for the North. I'm proud of
you. Yeah, I'm embarrassing,is like, man, why did I
agree to this? I'm actually reallyexcited to meet you and have you there,
mister Mayor, and you know,anything that we can ever do for
you, just let us know.Well, thank you, I appreciate that.

(01:12:38):
I'm looking forward to meeting y'all.What a mutual goal. We want
a happy, healthy, good oldtime and sale. Yeah, and the
main thing is we really want toraise tons of food for people, Like
I'm saying a thousand pounds, butI'd love to see more than that.
So bring down as much as peoplecan. Three cans is what we're asking
for. But some people at thelast bacon and beer, like Syrian,
Steve and Fat Thor, they broughtin and tons of shopping carts full.

(01:13:01):
Yeah, and hopefully we get somemore of that. There's definitely a stack
at my house coming down. Allright, mister Mayor. I'm gonna make
sure that you get a giant plateof bacon. We're gonna make sure that
you do. Do you like what'syour type of a drink? Do you
like it just a Corse light?Are you like an ale or a I'm
a I'm a porter kind of guy. Porter, he special porter just for

(01:13:24):
you. Yeah, supporting door.I'm a low ibu kind of guy.
I don't. I don't like theHoby Beers. All right. You can
tell he knows his beer though.He's from the Great Northwest. And that's
right, all right. Uh,the great Mayor of Salem, Chris Hoy,
thank you for calling the show.And on Friday, we will see
you at bacon and beer. We'lltalk cul to sacks, keys checks,

(01:13:45):
whatever you want. Libraries, elementaryschools, a church. But we could
we get a preset. I don't. I don't think that would worry.
That's gonna be that's a long drame. Yeah, let's stick with Chris.
All right, mister mayor, allright, I appreciate it. Chris Hoy,
everybody, Mayor of Salem, ChrisHolly on the phone. He's gonna
be a pake and beer on onFriday. No, he doesn't call his

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publicist right now. I was gonnasay, are you slightly afraid that he's
going to come down something, youknow on Thursday. If we get through
the day without illness with I'll callor an email saying he's not going to
be there. I think we're good. Yeah, exactly. Casey's code doesn't
buzz in the next twenty minutes,just lit up coming in, Casey,
you did you know you could havereminded me. You could have reminded us

(01:14:30):
about Yeah, man, my jobis to give me the information and the
information you had. I got theinformation. Let me see what he send
your best. Let me see howlong ago he sent this. I think
if you if you catch the wayCasey's initial stutter popped off, maybe there
was a slip in information. Wow, I typed in Casey Chris Hoy and
my email and I have to scrolldown. Okay, you do with the

(01:14:53):
information after you have it is yourdeal. You could have put it on
your calendar, exactly. Maybe youcould make a note, could gang up,
but it would be nice. No, why are you on his team,
Laura? Because she's our show.That's what I'm turning both of their
microphones gets Casey sign and now somuch more time to check. All right,

(01:15:18):
we're commercial free. Thanks lazy boy. Hey, Coming up on tomorrow's
show, we got your third roadtickets to go see comedian Jeff Dunham at
the Coliseum. We'll play the wakeup showdown for your chance to win,
coming up at seven thirty plus.It feels like you see him everywhere you
go, so we've got another Tweakof the Week coming up for you at
seven. And don't forget Bacon andBeer is Friday. If you want to

(01:15:38):
win that trip to Las Vegas.We'll be hooking up qualifications all morning long.
It's all coming up tomorrow morning withTanner, jew and Laura. Now
back to the podcast. Get yourvoice heard using the talk back feature on
the iHeart Radio ad downloaded for free, and send Tanner, Drew and Laura
a message. Now. Happy Tuesdaywas my grandmother, Mimi says it Tuesday,

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Tuesday, Tuesday, a little Texas. One Friday, our Bacon and
Beer party is going down a GilgameshBrewing in Salem. We are super excited
for the first time. This isthe first time we've ever been in Salem,
so I'm pretty excited for that.Yeah, and it's such a big
deal that even the Mayor's going tobe there. Yeah, we talked to

(01:16:25):
Mayor Chris Way a few minutes ago. It's funny because you know, I
wasn't sure if he had heard ourshow or if he had you know,
it's a tough question because you don'twant the answer right right. Apparently he
has never heard of us and hasno idea what the show's about. Immediately,
probably why he agreed to do itin the first because I think you
could tell by the tone in hisvoice when we started talking that he really

(01:16:48):
doesn't have any idea what he signedup for. I think he thought it
was more bubble gum and gum dropstype of stuff over here. But it's
gonna be fun where you know,it's it's you know, it's seems chill.
Yeah, it's not like yeah,it's not like a real donkey show
in Oxico or something. God itmeans something like that. It's just a
party where people just happen to gethammered at like seven in the morning.

(01:17:11):
Yeah, it's no big deal.All walks of life, some people are
you know, some people are casuallyhaving coffee, some are having thirteen drinks.
Let's make sure that it's not awaste of time for him and come
in strong with this food. Allright, Food in security is at an
all time high right now. Astate of Oregon is one of the worst
states for it, and so we'retrying to put a dent in it.

(01:17:32):
Even if it's a small dent,it's a dent. So we're asking for
people to bring down three cans offood if you can, if you're struggling
yourself. We're not going to turnanybody from baking a beer away. We're
not turning anybody away. You cancome in, but if you can bring
down three cans of food makes youfeel good, and that food is actually
gonna stay in Salem for the peoplein Salem who need it the most.

(01:17:53):
Yes, And I think may Orhoy will be more happy with us,
Like you said, the more thatwall of food grows, you know,
throw us a solid here and bringhim what you can. And we threw
it out there that we would loveto have a park bench or a city
streets or a you know, godforbid, a grade school or a library
named after the show. And we'regonna shuck some of those off pretty hard.

(01:18:14):
Yeah, what did he say?Another another twenty years and he'd think
about well, I think he youknow, we'll give him a few more
days to think about it. I'mgonna he's gonna come around. I'm gonna
put together a list of things I'dlove to see our name on and then
share that with him at Bacon andBeer and we'll just see how it goes.
I think it's a good idea toyou know, because he can shoot
him down, but he can alsolet us know what it's going to take
to obtain certain thing. That's true. Yeah, you're right. The worst

(01:18:38):
he can say is no, right. Well, you know, when we
save a bunch of old ladies froma house fire, all of a sudden,
boom bing bong Boulevard doesn't look sobad. You know. We've never
been given a key to a city. You know, even in Eugene.
We were responsible for bringing back thechili cheese burrito at Taco Belt that's still
on the menu to because us,we should have got a key to the
city. Because of that, youshould have at least gotten a key to

(01:18:59):
that taco bell. The owner anddangerous, and we would have beat all
their chili, the owner of thetaco bells in Eugene, because they are
all the taco bells in Eugene.Yeah, the owner at the time,
he's he's passed away and may herest in peace. But a legend he
actually sent us when he announced thathe was bringing the burrito back for us,
because we we were talking about onthe air for like six months.
Yeah, he gave us like ahundred dollars and Taco Bell bucks. And
if you're curious how much money,how much Taco Bell one hundred dollars can

(01:19:23):
buy you. It's so much.I think that's said it best. It's
infinite. It was all the TacoBell back. How many chili cheese burritos
do you buy with that hundred?There's a more to count. You know,
there is a peak number you caneat in a single sitting, no
matter how big your eyes are.I mean, I think it's two and
a half. It's about two twoand a half, two and a half
if you haven't been in town.But then that second that you know,

(01:19:45):
the half you wish and he didn'tgo half three. If you had a
big breakfast and made and you've nowopened up for a round two. If
you've got that, if you've gotJoey Chestnut Fields, you can do three.
Oh my god, maybe Joy Chestnutshould come to town and do do
a competition how many chili cheese burritoscan he eat all at once? All
of them? All of them.So anyway, it's Friday morning, Bacon

(01:20:06):
and Beer number twenty seven Tanager andLaura's Pumpkin Spiced featuring a Salem mayor Chris
Hoy. We were trying to getTerry Porter, but Terry Porter never called
me back. I literally have hiscell phone number and left like three messages
and a bunch of text messages thenand he never responded, screened like an
ex girlfriend. Yeah, that's allright, it's a low blow. It's
okay. It's not time to playthis game called Pumpkin Spice Reel or fake.

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It is Pumpkin Spice Season. Allthe basic bitches are going out to
get their Pumpkin spice lattes and theirpug boots. And actually, I actually
do feel comfortable talking about, youknow, like Pumpkin Spice Season now,
because when they rolled out the PSLat star Bucks at the end of August,
I wasn't ready for it, Butnow I think I'm okay with it
now, all right, Yeah,I feel like it kind of needs to

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be cold out book. We're notgetting that. Yeah, we're gonna read
off some items that are pumpkins themedor flavored. Some of these items are
real, some of them are completelymade up. Oh I like it,
so, I mean that's a simplegame. I feel like. Yeah,
here, let's meet our contestants.Is this Jacob? Yes, that's Jacob.

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Good morning, Jacob. How's yourpumpkin spice season going so far?
Oh? Fantastic. I love pumpkinspice. I was pretty excited when I
heard it come into Starbucks in August. But everyone else made fun of me,
but I was right there. Hey, no, don't let anyone yuck.
You're yum, you know, Jacob. I gotta be honest. I
don't think I've ever had a pumpkinspice A lot there. Every year I

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try to drink on and want tolike it, and then every year I'm
reminded that I really don't like them. Yeah, I'm not a pumpkin Spicer.
Well on the line here, Jacob, we got a free pizza for
you from Papa Murphy's. Will alsotoss in a Vegas qualification for you for
baking a beer on Friday morning.Pumpkin spice reel or fake? Are you
ready? These are pumpkin spice buttwipes. Are those real or are those

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fake? I've seen actual pumpkin spicewhite, so I'm not sure if they're
a butt white, but I'm stillstay true. Are those real? Those
are real and we'll be giving themaway a bacon a beer Friday morning,
aren't they? Like from the officialdude white. They're called dumpkin spice white

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kin. Yeah, where we're gonnaliterally give a bunch of those away for
anymore? Yeah, the one whoneeds at the most, all right,
Jacob, real or fake pumpkin spiceAxe body spray? Pumpkin spice ex body
spray? Is that real or fake? I'm gonna say fake? Is that
a fake? One? That's surprised? I know? Well? Axe already

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smells pretty douchey. I don't thinkyou can't get anyway. It just smells
like a dumpster fire real or fake? Pumpkin spice pringles pumpkins spot real?
Are those real? Easy? Way? Cleaned it up? Kidding about his
spiceability? Yess not a big fan. Big fan. What started his sarcasm

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ended up changing. Congratulations, Jacob, you just got yourself a free pizza
and we're gonna get you qualified forthat free trip to Vegas ever given away
Friday morning at Bacon and Beer.All right, awesome, thank you,
thank you. We'll play this gameagainst Moss. You were listening to Tanner,
Drew and Laura. Now here's what'strending, all right, Go check

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I have the age on the websitehere. Let me get you an
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and drag it back out. Thatis nice. Sounds crazy. I kind
of put sharks with spiders. Sorry, buddy, you can kill. Honestly,
if I saw giant shark there,I would probably feel different. But
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O five nine the brew dot com. Just click on Tanner, Drew and
Laura when you get there. Okay, bing bang, all right. Tomorrow
Tomorrow is a big day because wegot third row tickets to go see comedian
Jeff Dunham. That's right, becausewe've had tickets for the first five rows
all week, so second third ortomorrow, second row on Thursday, and
then front row tickets at Bacon andBeer Friday morning. One of the many
things that you could get hooked upwith. Let's see what else is coming

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up tomorrow, just more fun ingames. Yeah, we'll get more people
qualified for the trip to Vegas thatwe're giving away Friday and bacon and beer,
so we will see you there.By the way, if you've never
attended a bacon and beer before,and if you're in the area, in
the Salem memory area, this isthe this is the time, absolutely,
because we have no idea when we'regonna get back to Salem. It's as

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south as we've ever been. Anduh yeah, and that that the free
trip to Vegas is sounding real good, especially since you can fly out of
Salem. Now that's a sweet sweetspot to Vegas. That's they're one of
the big perks of the city allof a sudden, and if you can,
we're asking people to bring down cannedfood or non perishable food because food
and security is super intense right nowin the state, and we want to

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put a small dent in it.Even if it's a small dent, it's
a it's a dent. Make suresome kids in some families get fed.
Three cans of food is what we'reasking for. If you can bring down
more, awesome. If you can'tbring down anything, that's fine too.
We're still gonna let you in.Yeah. Absolutely, We're gonna turn anybody
away. Anything you can do,that's all we're asking. Get all the
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