TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- All In a Days Work

On today's show we talked about the crazy things that people have found while working. We also heard about how we almost lost Arnold Schwarzenegger and we continued our hunt for Blazers legend Terry Porter!

Episode Transcript

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Mighty once told me the world's gonnaround me. I ain't the sharpest stool
in the shap She was looking kindof job with a finger and a calm
in the shape of an ell lounderfollday, Yo, what's happening? It

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is Wednesday, September six, twentytwenty three. Tender Dromaura. We later
on this morning, we got ticketsto go Seet Chevelle and three Days Grace
Too badass bands performing together later onthis month as RV and SAW Resorts Amphitheater.

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We will send you there seven thirtythis morning. We'll play real news
or fake news. We'll start withthis this morning. Are you self conscious
as an adult like you were whenyou were in high school? M Yeah,
I feel like my insecurities have likeevolved, you know what I mean.
Like things I used to be insecureabout in high school I've kind of

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grown out of. But then Ilike developed new Yeah, I'm with you
on that one. Securities, youknow what I mean? Yeah, Like
I was really like bold and kindof cocky in high school, didn't have
a care in the world, didn'tcare what people thought of me. The
older I got I started developing likeinsecurities, like worried about what people thought,
and it's for me, it wasthe other way around. Yeah,
I didn't get things like anxiety untilI was older. I think I was

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more resilient. I burned a littlehotter as a kid. Yeah, Like
when I was a kid, Ididn't feel like I got anxiety over like
tests and stuff, but not homework. That was my main anxiety. I'm
sure yours was too, totally,but not like the stuff. I just
feel like it was a complete flip, Like I didn't have a care in
the world back then. But comparedto the average adult, Yeah, sixty
eight percent of adults actually feel justas self conscious as they did when they

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were in high school. Well,it's kind of funny because some of my
some of the things that make mefeel self conscious I developed because of things
that I went through in high school. Like I remember things that that bullies
told me in high school are thingsthat have stuck with me in my adult
life. What was someone in there? Do you remember some of the things
if you don't mind sharing, Yeah, yeah, so I want to hear

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something. Yes, so I didn'tget picked on a lot in school,
but I remember kids are so meanfor no reason. So we were all
just like sitting around in the hallone day and this kid was literally going
around to all the girls telling themwhat made them ugly? Oh wow,
and he go and giving them nicknames. And he says to me, he
says, I'm gonna call you skinnyhead because you look like your head's been

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putting a compressor the vice head.And I was like sha, I was
like wow. And then like afterthat, I look in the mirror and
I'm like, well, I guessI do kind of have like a narrow
face. And that's honestly something that'sstuck with me for my entire life.
Oh yeah, that's the funniest it'sthe dumbest and funniest heads. Skinny head.

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Let's play some let's play some dodgeball, skinny head. But I mean,
like pretty good at it, hecalled it. He called some other
girl eagle beak, and like thiskid, he's fired. But like that's
the reason why like women get notesjobs, you know what I mean,
Because bullies in high school are somean for no and like and this guy
just knows with any Like I'm surehe's like balding exactly a loser now,

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which I mean, he was aloser then, but he probably was like
that South Park character who plays videogames just like in a white T shirt
with stains on it. But youknow what I mean, Yeah, that
stuff sticks with you regardless. Hehad some great names. Eagle Beak.
Eagle Beak is a eagle Beacon,skinny Head, it's time for dodgeball.
Yeah, it's pretty First of all, it's pretty balls to just line up

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the ladies and go firing squad onhim one after a Yeah, that seems
like the kid had some trauma athome and just went through something. It's
like, I'm gonna take it outwhen these girls are like exactly sounds right.
But anyway, you haven't troll foundthis guy. Like if something stuck
with me like that, I canfind him on Facebook and at least see
remember me, Oh, skinny head, it'd be like you, actually,

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I know his all. I couldlook him up. Let's look him up.
Let's look him up and see whathe looks like, because I bet
you know, actually I hope foryou that he's dating his bean bag chair
and that he's just a you know, an absolute low full well she looks
for that. Sixt eight percent ofadults field just as self conscious as they
did in their routines. Things likeskinny head and eagle beak don't help.

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A survey of two thousand adults agetwenty five to forty five found that they
were still insecure about their body shape, hairstyle, and smile. I get
a bit self conscious about my smileand my body shape because I'm shaped like
the Michelin man. But I dofeel that sometimes self conscious about my smile
because I got fang teeth. Yeah, well you know, but I just

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don't like him. You know,I've never liked my smile. But everybody
who hasn't had like aggressive braces orcapped teeth has some character to your teeth.
I never had. I wish Idid have braces. Everyone everyone's got
beautiful teeth, But I don't knowthat my braces braces would have helped these
things. It would have brought themall into line. I would have done.
It would have done just point likea little like a little spears.

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A lot of times I remember kidswould get their teeth filed down after the
braces came off, So it maybe something where they would like file them
down, and even the matter likeputting it in like you know, a
flooring. At that point, they'retrying to get everything straightened in, they
say. The survey found only thirtypercent of respondents stand in front of the
in the front row in group photos. He had seventy percent feel that they

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had a glow up. Since beinga teenager, I think Laura's felt like
this, like where you you feltlike you? I just my style is
just bad, you know. AndI definitely am more secure in myself now
because like when I was in highschool, I was like, nobody wants
to date me. I'm a loser. I'm hideous, you know so,
And I don't necessarily feel that wayanymore. But and I wasn't a late
bloomer but a late developed So Iwas the littlest guy. Yeah. Like

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they're talking about standing in the frontrow, that's not by choice. And
I asked to be up there.My mom is a photographer. She was
constantly saying in the back, whatare we doing here? Yeah? Every
time, but it does look betterin a picture. I understand it.
I'd take a knee and life onthat. She well sotill want to improve
their eyesight, fashion and physical fitnessand smile. According to the study quote

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people feel more confident when they feelthey can fully express themselves. This includes
being able to smile without restraint orembarrassment. You do see those commercials or
these people with like jacked up teethget like new teeth in an afternoon.
Yeah, and they're out there golfing. They're like a whole person too.
They look completely different. Girlfriends goingto the Philippines doing weird sounds amazing,
crazy end up in the Cayman Islands. It's wild. But I mean I

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I am a true believer in like, if you don't like something about yourself,
change it. Like who cares whatplastics? Certainly people are always like,
oh is she has so much plasticsurgery, this, that, and
the other thing. If you don'tlike your teeth, fix them if you
don't like it, you know whatI mean? Like, I just feel
like you should do what you wantto do to make yourself feel more confident.
I honestly, I look at myteeth even when I got married,

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just natural teeth. That was alwaysso proud that I didn't have braces.
And I look back at those picturesand I'm like, oh my god,
I hate that guy because I've hadmy teeth fixed and for long enough now
to where that's somebody else to me, it's good, you know. So
I feel like I agree with Laura. If you want to do something to
make yourself feel better, look better, pop them on. I'm on the

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other side of that coin where Ifeel like, you know, just accept
your ugliness. Just accept your dogface like I have no but I mean
also a dog face for first.Just accept your squiggly teeth. If you're
happy with your goes way to theleft, just rock that when you go
in totally. And I think ifyou have things about yourself that you're like,

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okay, some people think this isthis is not cool, like whatever.
If you like it, then keepit. Yeah, Like stray Hand
likes his gap, I would neverask Freddie wanted to keep his big,
old giant horse teeth. Yeah,gives me more range anyway. Let's see
what's now our brew News update poweredby Advantage to Health Portland and OHSU Health
partner. Here's Laura. So,as we know, Bob Barker passed away

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at the age of ninety nine.His cause of death has been revealed,
and I'm thinking ninety nine he justdied of old age. But according to
the death certificate, his death wasactually due to Alzheimer's, which he had
never publicly addressed before, but apparentlyhe'd been suffering from it four years,
so that is the official cause ofdeath. Unfair. I keep hearing that

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they're close to curing this thing.So let's do this. See what happens.
Yeah, hopefully the powerball jack Pottis going up again. It now
stands at four hundred and sixty onemillion dollars after there was no grand prize
winner in Monday Nights Strong. Thecash value on that works out to be
about two hundred and twenty three milliondollars, still not too shabby. The

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next good takes place Tonight's, soget show tickets. And finally, this
is kind of a weird time ayear because it's warm and it still feels
like summer. But fall is definitelyon the way, and boaters planning to
go on the Willamette River this weekshould be aware of unusually low water levels.
Officials with the National Weather Service partsof the river in and around Portland

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could drop to as low as afoot multiple times in the coming week week
will which will likely expose new hazardsto boaters, So just to be aware
of that as you are out andabout. Didn't feel like summer this morning.
It felt damn chilly up there thismorning. Might be code season soon.
Yeah, all right, thank you, Laura, And now through sports

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ears Drew Well a scary moment forChiefs tight end Travis Kelsey who hyper extended
his knee and they're just days awayfrom playing the Detroit Lions. I mean,
I can see Laura doing a littlepower fit under the table because that
would help their ability to get awin. Now, of course, Patrick

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Mahomes knees and arms are doing justfine and he'll be in that game.
But Kelsey, let's not understate it. Probably the best tight end in football
right now. He's a Hall ofFamer at some point, maybe first ballot.
And now what's gonna happen? Ishe going to be able to play?
Well? They said his acl isintact, and having so many of

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those knee surgeries with my wife alone, I know that no tear is a
great thing, so maybe he'll beback. But think about this if you're
starting to pick your fantasy squads,which I know a ton of people already
had their fantasy barbecues with the Bros. Well, you might have picked Kelsey
and done a power fist. Hemight not be playing tomorrow night. Carl

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Nasibe, he is the first openlygay active player in the NFL. You
remember a couple of years ago hecame out as a member of the Raiders,
And what I thought was cool isthat his career continued after that.
They didn't just like to shout thecontract and then sweep him under the rug.
He ended up playing for the Buccaneers, but says it is time for
him to move away from football.But a cool thing about this guy.

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He was a walk on at PennState. He's like a ruderger, and
he went all the way to theNFL and now he's basically set for life.
And finally, Jose Altuve, oncethought of as just maybe that guy
who cheated when they were had thelittle buzzers on their chest in baseball,
Well he hit three homers in threeinnings with no buzzer last night. This
guy is sick, really ridiculous thirstysports. Coming up next, we got

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some celebrity news. Guess which celebritywas involved in a hit and run and
Malibu and refused to stop. Also, we almost lost Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh
no, the terminator. We almostlost him, No way. Yeah,
full story is coming up right afterBeck at the Wednesday. It's Portland's rock

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station, one of five nine theBrew Tanner Grew. Look you're listening to
Tanner, Drew and Laura. Weare getting closer and closer to Bacon and
beer. Twenty seven Pumpkin Spice goingdown in Salem. Yeah, our first

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time making our way to Salem.Super excited. Salem's Mayor Chris Hoy will
be in attendance, super stoked forthat. Everyone who shows up gets free
bacon and you could walk away withthe free trip to Las Vegas to see
Awakening at the Wind. Pretty badass. And there's gonna be tons of surprises
that we've got planned, lots ofprises to give away. I mean,
there's so much stuff that we haven'teven announced yet. And that's how it

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goes with bacon and beer. Justyou know, we announce it and things
you start falling into place. Yeaflows from there. So we're pretty excited
it September twenty seconds Gilgamesh Brewing inSalem. That's the campus location from six
to ten am. Come get weirdwith us. All Right, So there's
a lot of celebrity news this morning. Normally celebrity news just kind of like
it bores me. Yeah, itdoes unless it's juicy. Yeah, you

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know, if it bleeds, itleads exactly. And this I feel like
it's pretty juicy. Gary Busey,Juicy Bucy refuses to stop after a hit
and run in Malibu. Oh man, Gary Bucy. And we were talking
about teeth earlier. All those thingsare I got some are those real?

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I thought, why would you buy? Why would you buy giant yellow teeth?
Good question. He definitely, hedefinitely bought him. At some point.
They probably brought you bought the oldbrand that stays. What we're seeing
is the origin story of the cryptkeeper, because I swear to God when
he get a crypt keeper, thisman still has his driver's license. Yeah,
he was cruising around Mouth. Keepin mind that he was in a

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terrible car accident back in a motorcycleaccident back in nineteen eighty eight, which
is kind of the reason he's alittle awesome. And that's true, and
he's had shows that have leaned intothat, so he has profited off of
that whole idea. But it isstill tragic. I go out and I
look at the sun and then Italked to it and I say beautiful day,
sun, and then it burns me. That's good. That was,

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but like we were right. Inseason two is, Gary Busey was chased
down by a woman who claims herear ended her in her car in Malibu
and then drove away. Her videoshows her driving alongside Gary Busey telling him
to pull over. I wonder doesshe know it's Gary Busey. Probably not
at the beginning, but you pullup next to Gary Busey. Oh this

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guy, but the buse is loose, you know, sir? You hit
my car. I need your information, sir, you hit my car?
What if you just rolled down thewindow. I'm on a spirit question and
it just slowly rolled the window back. What you got bad energy? Oh?

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She didn't sound like she knew itwas Gary Bucy. No, sir,
sir, I mean I would Gary, Gary? Is that you gar?
The woman then confronted Gary Busey inthe parking lot of where when he,
I guess finally reached his destination andpulled over or whatever, pulled into
a Starbucks. She pointed out thedamage to his car and and uh uh.

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He demanded his insurance information. GaryBusey refused and then drove away.
Oh here's that moment. Nice.It doesn't matter. That's not how this
works. You hit my car.You have scuffs all over your car.
I want your I want the number, I want the information. Though,
sir, you hit my car.It doesn't matter. You hit me,

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You hit my car. What areyou talking about? No, you rear
ended me. You can't hit someoneand then leave. Why, He's like,
I got it, I got progressive, figure it out. That's not
giving your insurance. No, you'regonna get busted for a hit and run,
Gary, and then maybe your licenseis going to be taken away.
Maybe this is what needs to happen. Somebody come get their grandpa truly though,

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I mean, good lord, hewas a liability fifteen years ago.
Whatever he is now is another levelI got. I got Progressive. Call
him up, tell him about tellhim about the guy with the big yellow
teeth'll find me private. Gary.I'm wondering if she still didn't know who

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he was and then like posted thevideo on and then everyone like it doesn't
sound like she knows. No,I mean, whence the last time he
was in a movie. I meanit's been it's been, it's been a
minute. I think, go IMDband what's the last time he's been in
a movie, like a real movie. He he is the guy might be
too old, he's seventy nine,but I'm looking about me. It's out

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of his mind. I know hisson eighteen looks like the last time he
was in his son popping off likehis son. And isn't his son?
What's his son's name? Something?Busy? I know he's the he's the
villain in like Contact. He's thislike this wild spiritual guy with the white
teeth. Okay, Gary Busey Son, I can't remember his name. I
don't know, but yeah, hislatest credit, Jake, is that what

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you're seeing? Well, it lookslike he was in I guess those are
video games and other things. Soyeah, maybe Shark Nado's the last move.
Oh gee. So yeah, he'sirrelevant. So that's probably why she
doesn't recognize him. Yeah, healmost went under the radar there, Gary,
private citizen. But this is thisis probably a sign that it's time
to give up the license. It'sprobably a sign that he should if he's

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out in public, have a handlerwith him. Gonna say, a handler
sounds great. I thought we werethere, That's what I thought. I
mean, the guy doesn't seem normal. He doesn't seem like he's got it
all together. He seems like he'sa danger to himself and others. Yeah.
True, with the hit and runsgoing on, I should figure out
it doesn't matter. That's not howthis works. You hit my car,
you have scuffs all over your car. I haunt you. I want the

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number, I want the information,sir, you hit my car. It
doesn't matter. You hit me,you hit my car, you entitle it
there. I'm private, Like,what are you talking about? Yeah,
you hit some money. You haveto call flow progressions. Has he never
gotten into a car accident before?Oh no, he's nineteen. He got
into a terrible motor Aside from that, I don't know. You know,

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he didn't seems like he didn't reallyknow what the protocol was. I mean,
because he was in that accident.But then he still did point break
after that, So you got tothink he had enough in the tank at
some point after crashing, you know, like not a lot, but he
had something in there. Boy.Point breaks a classic No you rear ended

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me. You can't hit someone andthen leave Phil Harry here the desperation in
her voice. Yeah, you can'tgo. All the good news is is
you know found you. You shouldbe easy to track down. I found
you. Also another celebrity news,we almost lost a great Arnold Schwarzenegger nearly

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died due to botched surgery. WhenI read this yesterday In a YouTube video
on Schwartzenegger shared a story of histhird open heart surgery. Actually god,
he just shared the story, butthis happened five years ago, this open
heart surgery, but a third evenjust makes me shudder. He awoke to
a doctor telling him that things hadgone very wrong. Oh, I was

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like really freaking out them. AndI woke up all of a sudden,
and the doctors was in front ofme and saying, I'm so sorry.
But unlike what we planned, whichwas non invasive surgery to just go through
the growings up to the heart andreplace the valve, we made a mistake
and poked through the hot wall,and therefore you had to kind of the
internal bleeding and to open me upvery quickly and to shave your life.

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That's what can you imagine waking upto a doctor being like, wake up,
wake up, we made a mistake. Just sleep me asleep until you
fix it. Yeah, I don'twant to know. It's giving me heartburn
or something. I don't know.I just can't let go on my chest
after that. Yeah, well Igot my audio hold on your chest rather
than rather than stress about the mistake. Because Arnold's pretty laid back guy,

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I don't you remember those videos ofI'm smoking weed? Yeah, bro Pump
and Iron, Arnold put his energytoward getting better and out of the hospital
because you're not going to kill determinatingNo, you're not. The guy's gonna
come. Bottom line is you cannotroll o'clock back. I was in the
middle of a disaster. So nowit's how do I get out of it?
So you have to shift gears,he correct yourself, shift gears and

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say, Okay, what I needto do now is I got to get
out of this hospital. Number one. How do I get out of the
hospital is okay, by getting outof bed instead of walking, first ten
steps, then all of a sitdown around the nurse's station, and then
long and long you just go fromthere. I guess his baby steps there
you go a little bit a littlebit, a little bit. Well,

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I'm glad bottomed oclock back. Unlikemy nineteen Terminated two, you cannot rule
the clock back. He can inthat. It's so interesting to me that
he really hasn't like his accent isturned into like an American for forty years
decades, Like what if it's animpression? He just sounds like us.
He's like, hey, I can'tdo this anymore. Arnold had a goat

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apparently a goat. Yeah, I'msorry, a goal. I read that
as goats goats. That would havebeen sweet. I know he's got a
little miniature coy. He probably does. But he needed to be ready for
Terminator six that's coming up in justa few months. Excuse me, No,
you did not need to be ready. Three months later I started with

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Terminator. Oh, I see hewas okay, Thank god, because I
was like, we don't need anotherone, and I'm a huge Terminator fan.
But don't oh, because it wasfive years ago, so you're okay.
I didn't realize we had six ofit. I didn't either. It
was that No, I'm a hugeTerminator one in two of my favorite movies
of all time, and the enteris no we did not. We did
not need those not been working out. So there you go. Glad Arnold's

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doing much better. That was along time ago. He's in the it's
in the past. He's healthy,he's recovered, he's yoked again. Right,
there's a video of him just acouple months ago riding his bike by
himself down this like his local town. Kind of neat. I mean,
look at the guy, but hisheart's the size of a meat loaf.
Right, it's very hard to workin there. Coming up in just under
an hour from now, we gotmore tickets to Three Days Grace and Chavelle.

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if you get to work and youwant more, we got more, We
got more for you. And togill it up again, very personal on
the Donkeyship podcast. Right always wealways open up and say more than we
should. That's right. You canalso see a video of this is kind
of kind of nutty. So burningMan's going down. I guess it went
down terribly. Yes, it rained. There was awful, awful mud.

(24:18):
The video of cars trying to leaveis insane. It's bonkers, like how
do you ever get out of aline that's like eight or ten wide and
a mile long? I don't know. And it's funny because it's a drone
shot and they pull back and yousee this big, wide open desert and
then a tiny little man made trafficjam with They say like seventy thousand people
were there, but it looks morethan seventy thousand cars. Yeah, that

(24:41):
looks like one hundred thousand cars.It is so many, and almost everyone's
an RV, Like the amount ofnot almost everyone, but like eighty percent
SUV some sort of you know,massive on a trailer with a four wheeler
on it. I mean, itlooks like an RV convention for where I
haven't paused right at it's RV convention. But with drugs, yeah you can,
Yeah, you can get as highas you want. So the videos

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are insane, just people trying toget out. People were abandoning their their
vehicles in the mud. I sawa video of this person. They had
a really nice jeep, Like,Laura, what kind of jeep are you
driving right now? With? Yeah, I'm driving a four by E,
a Wrangler Rubicon four by beautiful.Someone left like a brand new and all
tricked out halfway in the mud.It was stuck up to the headlights.

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Yeah, got bold and then it'slike I got four wheel drive. It's
fun. I don't feel bad forpeople who like go rock climbing and they're
one hundred thousand dollars hundred and twentythousand dollars vehicle and then flip it on
its side, Like are you what? Are you what you expect? You
can't buy greatness, Like, ifyou're good at off roading, you have
to be good at it. Youcan't get out. You can't just buy

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your way in. Yeah, clearlylisten to your spotters. That's what I've
learned watching these videos of these idiotsflipping over. Listen to me, man,
Yeah, you gotta listen. It'sa multi person deal. You can
also see a video of a mountainside crumbling into a parking lot. It's
weird to see giant pieces of rock. This big just collapse and this guy's
right under it. And he's oneof those videos where you're watching it and

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you're going, cameraman, dude,run, run, yake. Holy hell,
the whole mountain side comes down.The car screwed. Those cars are
screwed. No one was injured afterthis giant mountain collapse, and it's incredible
once you see it that nobody wasinjured. So scary that is. We'll
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Tanner, Drew and Laura coming upat seven thirty tickets to go see three
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called Tanner, Drew and Laura anytimeat eight six, six, four,
four five, one oh five nineGet up with Laura. All right,
ladies and gentlemen, we have somedevelopments in the search for Terry Porter ah

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Bay, so we've been trying toget Terry Porter, or trying to get
at least a hold of Terry Porterbecause we want to invite him to our
Bacon and Beer which is going downSeptember twenty second and Salem, Yes,
first time we've ever been to Salem. Gilgamesh Brewing is where we're going to
be. The campus location super stokedbecause everyone shows up. It's gonna get
free bacon, lots of juicy,delicious bacon, and someone it could be

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used going to walk away with thefree trip to Las Vegas to see Awakening
at the Wind, which is adope hotel, really really fancy schmancy place.
Anytime you can stay where you watchyour show is a great thing because
you know, you can go toyour hotel room and get as torqued as
he wants. You don't have tospend money on a cab ride, you
know, because even like if alot of times I stay at the MGM

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and I want to go down todowntown Vegas like old school Vegas. Yeah,
and that's still like a twenty fivethirty dollars cab ride. Yeah,
it's close, and it's a lotof money. You can get brutal and
then sometimes you get bold because you'vehad a couple of drinks, he'd try
and beat feet to another location.That's how you end up wreck in your
leg mane. You feel like everythingis so close in Vegas because you can
see everything, and then you startwalking and you're like, oh yeah,

(28:19):
closest downstairs. And that's what happenswith the win I felt for at once
a buddy of mine I went to. It was our friend Marcus had his
bachelor party in Vegas, and there'ssome guys are like, yeah, there's
a steakhouse just right down the street. Oh no, right down the street
of my ass. We walked andwalked and walked. It was one hundred
and thirty degrees famous last words,it's right around here. No, if

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you just it's oh okay, it'sright up here. Just keep going.
These guys I didn't really know,and they were Marcuses friends. But we
ended up at the steakhouse that itwas like at all you can eat steakhouse,
so they keep bringing you meats,okay, and I may had a
little bit of meat. I hadmaybe twenty dollars with the meat. I
still ended up paying eighty five dollars. Sure, it was all split between
us. All, Yeah, it'sterrible. The thought of Vegas. Buying

(29:03):
one steak in Vegas gives you anose blake when you get the spread.
Still buttered about him to this day, he probably you know, you should
have at least gotten to get themeat sweats. I was gonna say,
everybody else had the meat sweats,and Tanner's just over here stuck with an
eighty five dollar bill and the meatsweats. I had the meat sweats Vegas.
Yeah, but we'll send you thereso you can get the meat sweats

(29:25):
too, and see Awakening. It'sgonna be a lot of fun. Yeah.
But yeah, so there are somedevelopments. What are those developments?
Tell us, ladies and gentlemen.In my hand, you can hear it.
I have Terry Porter's cell phone number. Whoa person's personal cell phone.

(29:45):
I cannot reveal my sources. Butit was a good friend of mine,
Okay, obviously a good friend.Yeah. I just went to him because
I know he knows a lot ofpeople with the Blazers, this person,
and you don't want to burn agood source for the potential that you could
get more love it, right,You never reveal your sources, Laura,
of course, right, and soI knew that he had like at least

(30:07):
maybe some connections to people who knewhim, so I wouldn't said, hey,
you know, do you have achannel to Terry Porter? And he
looked at me and goes, yeah, you want a cell phone number now,
And he just pulled it out andgave it to me. And I
have it in my hand, andthat's easy. And it's a five oh
three number, Drew, he doeshave a nine seven one. He's got
that, oh gee, five ohthree in school. He's lived all over

(30:30):
the place, so it's amazing thathe's got a number that matches here.
I wonder coach of the Milwaukee Bucksat one, I wonder if he's had
the cell phone number the whole time, because you know, even when I
moved to Control, I kept aselphone number. But I've had my same
cell phone number since high school.And you have a Detroit number, right,
I've had the cell phone. Thisis my only sell phone number I've
ever had. I got it whenI was a junior, and I've had
it in high school and I've hadit ever since. And so and what's

(30:52):
your area code? I'm five hthree, yeah, yeah, old school
make and what me too? Isthere no noise there five of three,
nine seven one and this there's somethingelse that's the rest of the stake.
Yeah, but and I hear there'sanother one that's going to be five four

(31:15):
ones backup, but I don't knowit off the top of my head.
Interesting, So we're gonna call Terryporter, I guess today. I'm just
gonna cold call him today, okay, and see how it goes. I
mean, I'm gonna wait till alittle after eight o'clock because I don't know
how early he wakes up. Yeah, you don't want to buy You don't
want to start off on the wrongfoot. Yeah. And from what I
understand, this friend did reach outto Terry and said, hey, Tanner,

(31:37):
Drew and Laura are interested in talkingand interested in talking to you on
the radio about your charities. Soback for Children's Hospital. Apparently he's been
told that we're trying to find him, and he knows it, and he
agreed to come on the show atleast to do a phoner. He sounds
promising. Yeah, so he's heknows that we're we're he's expecting a call
from us. He just doesn't knowwhen or what or what we want,

(32:00):
exactly what you want want. Well, he knows that we want to talk
about his charities, right, yeah, yeah, But I don't think he
knows that we desperately wanted to beout of bacon and beer. Yeah,
just for an hour a little bit. And again, I don't know if
he is. We could be screwingourselves here, but I really really wanted.
I mean, you miss the shotsyou don't take. It feels like

(32:22):
the stars line up here, right. It's his because his beer is at
the very place that we're going to. It's Terry Porter, Porter Zach Gilgames
Brewing. To be fair, ifwe hit him on the air and ask
him and he says no, likeI mean, that's not a good look,
he's gotta say, yeah, Isee what you're saying. Yeah,
well that's why we got to askhim live exactly, so not to put

(32:45):
you on the spot. But I'mgoing to put you on this. I
can't, I can't. I'm nervous. I'll be I'll admitted, I'm a
bit nervous about it. It's likeinviting the cool kid to your birthday.
He says, no, it's gonnahurt. I'm very nervous. About being
rejected. Oh, it's gonna sorry, right, Like I asked to girl
out to a dance one since shesaid no, and I'm still not over
it. I'm forty one. Ohno, don't make terry that dance.

(33:07):
Put my therapist on standby. Yeah, we'll be back. And now through
sports Ears Drew Well, Jose Altuvedid something that only a few people have
ever done in Major League Baseball.This guy like, so you play a

(33:30):
team for a series, it's whereyou play a handful of games because they
play so much, but all ina row. Like, so, the
Mariners would play the Angels three timesin a row. That's what these little
series are considered. Well, hehomered eight times during that series. And
also, just if that's not goodenough to cherry on topics, he did

(33:51):
it in the first, second,and third inning. Now, granted,
you're drumming a team if you canbat that often, but every time he
steps to the plate seems to begoing straight out of the park. He
says, it's just good timing,getting lucky on it. I don't know
about all that jazz, but MannyRamirez, Sean Green, and Josh Hamilton
the only ones to ever do it. Since the expansion in nineteen sixty one.

(34:14):
Also, the Chiefs tight end TravisKelcey hyper extended his knee ahead of
the opener, and a lot ofpeople probably had a little bit of clinching
going on thinking about their fantasy squad. The good news is his ACL is
intact now. Whether or not he'llbe available for the first game is in
question because football starts tomorrow. Sothat's good news for us. We'll see

(34:38):
if it's good news for the Chiefs. Better than a tear. There's your
sport all right. Coming up next, Drew's got baby number three on the
way. The official due date isOctober eleventh, Yes, sir, but
it sounds like we may be gettingthis baby before then. Mike, get
an early release right there. I'vebeen some I don't know, is it
sifts a complications or just I wouldsay could be a complication. Development that's

(35:02):
complicated. It's very scary. It'sa good way of putting it scary.
Well, we'll tell you about thiscoming up next, and and we'd love
to know what you think. Also, we're gonna play real news or fake
news for your chance to take itsto go see three days Grace and Chavelle,
which means we need ten to elevenright now. Eight six six four
four five one oh five nine.That's eight six six four four five one

(35:25):
oh five nine. We'll play afterMetallica's standard. Drew and Laura on the
brew. Get your voice heard usingthe talkback feature on the irt radio app
downloaded for free, and send TandardDrew and Laura a message. Now you
gotta talk back to play. Hi. I listened to you guys every morning.
I just wanted to say that Iwould love to take Laura out on

(35:50):
a day. And that's all.That's all. That's how you get a
date. You just call it,call up an app. Yeah, that's
it really easy. It's like adrive through. Yeah, number four with
Laura. You have number four.Sorry, you're not that far down the
menu. Is that what you're worriedabout? Number one? I'm the quarter
pound of a cheese over here.Yeah, well the two cheeseburger meal,

(36:12):
which was a longtime. Number twois also a nice choice. What do
you think, Laura, I've gotthat guy's contact. You know. I
have a very stretch policy about notdating listeners, So that's a negatives has
a radio, but it's not true. She the last date she went on
was with a listener. That's nottrue. It's not I didn't know he
was a listener when I went ona date with him. Okay o,

(36:32):
man, I didn't know it first, and then he didn't reveal that until
we were on the date. Yeah, what are these? Because you said
he listens quite a bit, hehad some yea, his co workers all
the time. They watch like thelive stream, the spy cam and all
that, which, by the way, you can imagine my dismay when I
found it. Really rings the ideathat when you sneak into Laura's DM still

(36:55):
mean that you know everything about He'sgot a tiptoe. Yeah right, don't
be so brazen about we're learning somethings, all right. By the way,
you can find Laura's social on Instagram. Just no, my god,
here comes the explode. Just followus at one of five nine the Brew
and you can find all of ourpersonal accounts. That way, we'll get
no solicitor zero, So don't worryabout absolutely. Yeah, Sanders also single

(37:21):
and ready to mingle. So ladiesfeel and gentlemen where it hurts baby.
Yeah, and still with that zeropoint zero, it's true I find that
hard to believe. Yeah, thatit's a wild stallion out here waiting to
be pain Yea. All right,let's see this. I'm uncomfortable. It
could be real or complete bush youare fakes. This is real news or

(37:45):
fake news. I'm gonna read offsome news headlines. Some are real,
some are completely made up. Youjust got to point out which one is
which. To get the three DaysGrace and Chevelle tickets again, that shows
coming up September twenty eight fift theRV and Style Resorts Amphitheater, which is
the last place I saw Shevelle fora three piece band, my God in
Heaven. Oh yeah, a lotof sound comes out sometimes the band's with

(38:07):
like the fewest members make the mostnoise. They're they're great. Yeah,
they're great. And three Days Gracesame. I think they're either three or
four piece. They're a pretty smallgroup and they're loud. Four Days Grace
would be weird. All right,let's meet our contestant. She is calling
from Canby this morning. Her nameis Maria. Good morning, Maria,

(38:30):
good morning. Do you watch thenews, do you read the paper?
Do you know what's going on inthe world? Not really all, we
get a lot of that lady.At least she's honest. Yeah, everyone's
sick of it. I don't knowwhy, and maybe I shouldn't jinx it,
but I'm I'm gonna say it.Ladies historically don't do well. A
lady did a great job. Sheswept yesterday, so maybe it's true.

(38:52):
It's changing true. I could beeating my words again today. Well,
the girl yesterday didn't pay attention tothe news, So maybe if you're just
in the wind, you have abetter chance. Yeah, all right,
some of these are real, someare fake. It's got to point out
which one is which to get thetickets. Okay, okay, to play
real news ares Hold on, I'mnot I didn't realize. I wasn't prepared

(39:15):
yet. While I get prepared,what are your plans later this morning?
You go into working? Are youasking her on a date? Well?
Yeah, I had a strict policyas well. All right, I'm ready
unless she's free, Yeah, seveno'clock, all right, real or fake

(39:42):
woman in India gains attention by cryingmysterious jello tears. What I've had to
say that's fake? Is that afake story? I'd been painful and delicious,
be a great moment? Real orfake? People buying infamous burning Man

(40:06):
mud for five thousand dollars per jarI test? Is that a real story?
Thank goodness? Swearing it? Thankgod? But now that we've said
it, someone's gonna get right.Yeah, one and one? Real or
fake? Defense department curly working onquote spy underwear that captures audio and video

(40:30):
underwear underwear best. I'd say thatis real. It's a real story.
So I need to take my money. I want some spy underwear. Where's
a camera though? It's a bulgeonanswer? If not, the camera released

(40:53):
the battery. I hope I getthe whole battery pack, right, Real
or fake? Where are we at? Your score? But we got a
two and one burning here. Woman'simplants weighs quote as much as a newborn,
and she wants to go bigger.Oh no, I probably say that's
true. That's true, And thereyou go. You're in. Yikes.

(41:20):
You just got tickets to class andChevelle Way tickets at ticketmaster dot com if
you want to buy them. Buthang on, we'll get your information because
you're going for free. Ready?Nice? Okay, So let me let
me read about this. These underwears. Yeah, I want to know underpants?

(41:44):
Would you call him sunderwear underwear spy? And the Defense Department's currently working
on spy underwear that cop shoots audiovideo. My guess is they already have
that. Yeah. I mean we'rejust you and we're hearing about it now,
because you know, if one thingyou learn about, like reading about
governments and everything, is everyone's helloparanoid exactly, and they're gonna, you

(42:06):
know, if they can figure outhow to spy on you, even in
their skibs, they're going to figureit out and do it now. Is
it just if there's a camera inthe undis that would be weird? Right?
Like what kind of scenario would youeven need a camera? I could
come up with at least two?Well I get that, but you know,
as you're you're trying to interrogate someone, You're like, you don't mind
if I'm in my underwear, doyou I can get a clearer signal in
here. You could connect it toyour phone and make sure that you're clean.

(42:27):
Yeah, you can make sure thatso you turn it around. Yeah,
I was I was thinking about tospy not my check for dingleberries,
Yeah, check for Yeah, sendit down south. I would like to
get a look back there sometimes.Yeah, just make sure I'm gonna like
when you it's like when you havea security camera at your house. You
can constantly check in on it.Yeah, exactly, chucking on my blue
nut. Get a drone just tocheck the back. The garments will be

(42:51):
fitted with tiny cameras, sensors,and microphones that look like fabric thread and
will be powered by the wearer's energy, So like your kinetic energy or whatever,
just a friction and the heat comingoff for cheeks. Futuristic, those
cheeks will power a little tiny camerathree or four farts and you're good for
the day. The Defense Department seriousabout this because they've already spent twenty two
million on the project. So ohmy yes, then it picks up everything.

(43:15):
It's like, bro, what didyou eat for love? Oh my
god? Think about if you're happeningto go over the surveillance tables right like,
dude, Oh if that would stop, we could catch a crook.
Yeah, speaking of poops, Drew'sgot baby number three on the way has

(43:36):
a transition. Yeah, baby numberthree's do October eleventh. But I get
there's some complications and Drew's been tellingus a little bit about this stuff off
the air, which is, youknow, stressful to hear about. We
haven't been talking a lot about thelike the personal physical dangers of everything.
Yeah, it's been a wild ridein comparison to the other two because even
though those have their own stories thatare you know, scary moments or whatever,

(43:59):
it's just a lot of speed bumpsalong the way. I guess it's
the best way to describe it.You said that there she may show up
earlier. So what are the problems? Well, you know, because because
Amy's thirty eight, you know,you have an issue, Like everything seems
to be happening, got iron issues. We've got issues with just general little

(44:19):
things. And then we found outjust the other day that the baby is
not flipped over and and we've gotto get we've got to have this baby
in a month, and it can'tbe coming out feet first, no,
and we all know what happens.If that happens, then you have to
have a c section. But beforethat, and I didn't know this,
they will attempt to flip this baby. And so because of that, we

(44:42):
may go into it like so andI don't know one hundred percent until we're
in it right, because someone hasa different story. How do they try
to flip the baby? Like theyphysically put their hands on her stomach and
try and move the baby. Now, because at this point the baby is
large enough that you can probably feelit. You can definitely feel it all
going on in the BA. He'sa full bond baby at this point.
So I hanging, you know,it's it's hanging for dear life in there

(45:04):
at this as at this juncture,you could have the baby and everything would
be fine with a little bit ofhospital time at this point. But the
problem is if they try and flipthe baby and you've got an umbilical cord
or something around a neck, youknow, so there may be that idea
that you immediately have to have ac section, which would push up the
date and uh, you know,screw up my plans. Now, from

(45:27):
what I understand that you know,even though this is scary and you you
have every right to be concerned,that this is a common thing. Yeah,
and then and that it's happened toa lot of mothers and fathers out
there and ended up everything being fine. Yeah, and I and I am
the product of that myself. Youknow, my oldest brother was upside down,
so I'm a c section just like, yeah, I was born all
all myself and both of my brothersand everyone. I was just too thick.

(45:52):
I couldn't come out. You werejust hanging thable. You're warm,
you get cozy. Yeah, Butfor for us, it's just it's it's
tough because as you've had two naturalbirths, sure, you know, And
so I would really like for her. I mean, she's she's she didn't
sign up for this necessarily, soyou know, she's she's a trooper.
But we would like that baby todo a wrap around if it was a

(46:14):
boy. I was starting to pushfor flip, you know, like I
said, yeah, yeah, flipsit flips. I don't know about a
good girl name for flipping over.Oh see the name for the name for
flip. I was thinking flip couldbe a good game. You guys haven't
decided on a name yet either,still in the dark on that. Just
right now, I'm so concentrated onthis healthy baby thing. We're one like

(46:35):
parents have the baby and they stillhaven't figured it out. I'm like,
you had nine months and a lotof people and I was talking to someone
over the weekend who refused to nameit, refused to come up with it
until they see that I see,I was gonna say for me, I
feel like it would be hard becauseyou don't see what I want to see
what exactly? Yeah, how doyou name it when you haven't even seen
it? You look like a Cornelius. That's name Cornelia. But you know,

(47:00):
any day something could happen, thebaby could come, So we're just
kind of red alert. The nurseryis not ready, but we do have
the bed that's next to the bedready. She can have your lazy boy,
Drew. Yeah she can't. We'lljust lay it out and when you're
a little nugget, a little spacenugget, you'll be fine. Yeah.
Well, keep us informed and obviouslywe wish you the best. You gave
me the best. Super excited tomeet this new one. Whatever the name

(47:22):
is, do a victory lap aroundhere when the show. Tanita is a
good name. Yeah, I TanitaTanner the name maybe I'm trying to think
of like a female version, feellike Tanner's kind of a cute girl's name.
Tanny. Yeah that's not bad.Let's do it now. Our Brew
News update powered by Adventist Health Portlandand no HSU Health partner. Here's Laura

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Well. The powerball jackpot on therise, now standing at four hundred and
sixty one million dollars. There isno grand price winner on Monday, so
that cash value works out to beabout two hundred and twenty three point five
million dollars. The odds of winning, however, are roughly one in two
hundred and ninety two million. Thenext strowing does take place tonight, so

(48:07):
get your tickets. Good luck.Bob Barker passed away at the age of
ninety nine, and now his causeof death has been revealed. I think
a lot of people thought, youknow, old age, it happens.
But according to the death certificate,his death was actually due to Alzheimer's,
which he had never publicly addressed,but apparently he'd been suffering from it four

(48:30):
years. Speaking of Alzheimer's, actually, researchers have found a new cause of
Alzheimer's and vascular dementia. A newstudy led by scientists at OHSU found that
iron rich cells in the brain destroycells that are supposed to help clean connections
between nerves. They say it's surprisingthis wasn't found during previous research, but

(48:52):
they found it using a new techniqueto isolate the cells. And the hope
is that now pharmaceutical manufacturers can useis in formation to create drugs that can
prevent that type of damage. Cool, so good news. There more on
those stories one to five nine TheBrewer dot Com. Thank you very much.
All right, Coming up next,I want to talk to workers who

(49:13):
like you know, maybe you're alandscape or maybe you're a garbage manner,
You're you're somebody who's out on thetown. You're you're doing things where you're
maybe finding random items all over theplace at random properties. And he's along
those lines. My neighbor's a landscaper'sAnne's landscaping business, and he found something
in a client's backyard the other daythat was pretty embarrassing for the client once

(49:34):
they found out, pretty damn embarrassing. And I'd love to know have you
ever found anything crazy while on thejob. You know, maybe you're cleaning
up a park and you found abag of cash. What'd you find?
Do you find anything nuts? Eightsix, six, four four, five
one oh five nine Your calls comingup next on the brew You're listening to
and Laura. Laura all Right.Bacon and Beer twenty seven Tanner, Drew

(50:04):
and Laura's pumpkin spiced YEP version ofBacon and Beer is going down September twenty
second, Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem.It's our first time in Salem. Come
on out because everyone who shows upgets free bacon, and you could walk
away with a free trip to LasVegas to see Awakening at the Win.
Also, we mentioned it about anhour ago. There have been some developments
in our search for Terry Porter.I have his cell phone number in my

(50:29):
hand. If he missed the showearlier, I have his I almost showed
the camera, but I better notdo that. I do have a cell
phone number, his personal cell phonenumber, and he is expecting a call
from us. Okay, I don'tknow that he knows why we're calling him.
I think he he knows that wewant to talk to him about the
charities that he's involved in. Dornbecker'sChildren's Hospital, that the Terry Porter Porter

(50:51):
that's at Gilgamesh Brewing. Yeah,but I don't think he knows about the
other stuff. Maybe he does,I don't know. Yeah, Well,
he's gonna he's gonna find out whenwe chat with him. Yeah, and
we're gonna call him later today.I don't know that he'll answer because again,
he knows that we're going to call, he just doesn't know win.
Okay, where it's about. Textthe clock. We're about to dial him
in Casey b Flatter Bay our promotionsdirectors in the studio. You feel pretty

(51:13):
good about it. That's some goodinformation, right, Yeah, I feel
good. I feel like you're inthe best spot you could be in regards
to a launch pad. I thinkthat you're Yeah, I would, I
would pet eight dollars that you gotit. You know he's got eight roller
pretty huge, all right, AmericanAmerican American dollars. Nice. All right.

(51:37):
We want to know, have youever found anything crazy while on the
job. Maybe you're a landscaper andyou found something and that's what That's what
happened to my neighbor. So,my neighbor owns a professional landscaping business and
he calls me either day and hegoes, dude, he was so excited
about something he found. He goes, dude, you got to talk about
this on your show. And alot of times people say that, and

(51:58):
you're like, you're never not gonnado. Yeah, we'll talk about talking
about it. Yeah, but thisone actually made me laugh. So apparently
one of his clients he was mowingtheir backyard and their yard had gotten kind
of high, so the grass hadmaybe not not knee high, but the
middle of the shin or so creeping. Yeah, And so he's out there
mowing it and he finds a doubleended don whoa like old rubbers mcgrid But

(52:22):
it's huge. It's like the sizeof an arm, like from the elbow
to the fist. You can onlyimagine if you have to have room for
two ends. Yeah, how doesthat end up in somebody's backyard? So
he sees there's there's two marks allover it. Oh, that's how it
gets in the backyard. It's sobig that he kind of has to mention
something to the client because it gotinto the blade and everything. Right,
So he says, hey, Ijust found this thing. I don't know

(52:44):
if it's yours. Do you wantme to throw it away? You know?
And they were super embarrassed, thecouple. Yeah, and apparently their
dog had gotten a hold of it. I don't know if it fell out
of the drawer or if the dogcrept into the drawer, little dog drag.
So they didn't fess up to itbelonging to them. They did,
oh oh, they were super embarrassed, he says. Their faces got really

(53:05):
red and they go, oh mygod. And they actually took it.
Oh, give that back, andthey grab it like a being honored with
a sword. You know how expensivethis was. They actually knelt on the
ground night. Yeah, and theytook back their double ended, their double
ender, you know, so thatyou know, that amount of rubber is
not cheap. And he just theywere embarrassed that the dog grabbed it and

(53:27):
thought it was a toy and Ane, I mean, what's retail for a
thing like that? If it's gottabe probably like a hundred bucks, is
it a hundred expensive? Expensive dogs? Like this is the floppiest stick I've
ever found. Yeah, that's toget the itch resistant one. You know,
you can get the low end.So yeah, probably that's the craziest
thing he's found on the job ina long time. I'd love to know

(53:51):
if you've found something equally as nutty, or maybe he found something awesome,
like a bag of money, wouldn'tthat or whatever? I don't know.
Eight six six four four five,one oh five nine. You could also
shoot us a text message on ourlazy boy text line at nine eight one
nine seven. Let's go to lineone. Good morning, It's Tanner two
and morrow. Who's this good morning? Is a Brandon? Oh man,

(54:13):
I'm cracking up about. Let yourlandscaper found that's hilarious. Have you ever
found a double during your yard?Because I mean no, I feel like
that's something you'd remember were they blockedright? What did you find? So
I'm going to ruin everybody's mood hereour construction and two years ago, we
had got back to the construction site, noticed that there was a pick up

(54:35):
there and we could just look inthe back. We could tell if somebody
who's there stealing equipment and tools fromour job site. So we quickly go
into the job site to try andfind this individual and we found him in
an eight foot trench dead. Howdid he must have felt? And uh

(55:00):
broke his neck? Yeah Jesus.So when they got there, when the
police got to the to the job, they got him on, they got
him out of there. The deskcame back led as he broke his neck.
So yeah, it was that wasnot fun. To find on the
plus side, though he didn't getyour tools stolen? Your tools back,

(55:22):
you know, there's somebody on theside there. Oh thank god, you
know, like, yeah, thoseare important tools. I'd much rather find
a double ender than that, though. All right, thanks for the call,
dude. Yeah, finding a bodydefinitely worse than a double ender.
I'll let my land my neighbor notoday, Yeah, he said, a
new bar there. Let's go toline too. It's Tanner, Joe and
Laura. What's the craziest thing youfound while on the job working property management?

(55:46):
And one day my mainan skuis theolder gentleman. He's from. I
forgot where he wasn't from here,but he brought a briefcase in and he
said, I found this side adumpster and he opens it up and it's
like old school nineteen seven of theseporn magazine and and a bar dag and
this guy had this gold and reachesin, pulls this thing out and says,

(56:08):
what is this And he's holding abutt slug in his hand and I'm
put that down. Put that down. Yeah, I tell you to be
in the sky. As a fourteenyear old, that would have been like
a treasure trop the bag of thebag of adults magazines and stuff. Yeah,
I don't know about the other stuff. Hey, you know nineteen seventies

(56:30):
stuff. There were four on youknow, yes, yeah, thank you.
It looks like a better homes andgarden pacifiers were weirdness seventies definitely,
don't put that one in your mouth, all right? Morer calls coming up?
Goodness, what did you find onthe job? Anything? Nutty eight

(56:51):
sixty six four four five one offive nine and now thru sports, Dere's
drew Hello. In a day andage where acceptance is slowly starting to happen
in sports. Carl Nasib, theoutside linebacker who came out as gay during

(57:13):
his time in the Las Vegas Raiders, did something that takes a lot of
guts. There's a history of peoplenot necessarily getting blackballed, but being just
ignored or shunned because they don't wantto deal with the dramas that come with
the press of having a gay player. And he's still stepped up and was
able to continue his career until hechose to end it, saying he will

(57:36):
concentrate on his businesses moving forward insome other charities that he works with but
that is definitely a commendable move ashe finishes his career last year with the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Also, theChiefs tight end Travis Kelsey hyper extends his
knee ahead of the opener. Nowa lot of people a little worried if
your fantasy team put Kelsey in thefirst or second round. Grabbing a tight

(57:59):
end that early's a little questionable.But yeah, he does score touchdowns.
There's inflammation in the knee, butits sources are saying that ACL is not
torn and is fully intact. Sowhen the swelling comes down, you'll notice
whether or not he has a bonebruise, and that will decide whether he
plays tomorrow night against Laura's Lions,as it would be nice to be one
man. Yeah, and finally,Jose Altuve hit eight home runs during one

(58:23):
series against the Texas Rangers, includingthree homers in three innings. I mean,
I couldn't get a hit in eightyfive at bats. That's truly impressive.
And he's a little guy. Ithink he's about five foot seven.
There's the sport, thank you verymuch. All Right. A neighbor of
mine, who owns landscaping business,was working for a client and found a

(58:44):
double ended ding dong in the backyard. I guess the name of that.
His dog took it out there andshoot on it, you know whatever.
It's the craziest thing you found alongon the job. You find a dong
or a bag of money or whateight six six four four five. I
have one of your one o fivenine, your calls coming up next.

(59:05):
Got something to say? Send usa message anytime using the talk back feature
on the iHeart radio. You're wakingup with Tanner drew in a lero.
All right. My neighbor who ownsa landscaping business was cutting the backyard of
a client and found a double endedding dong who pretty aggressive, peace to

(59:29):
be in the yard. I guessthe dog found it. I don't know
if they found it in their draweror where they found it. Maybe just
maybe they just left it on thenight the nightstand. I don't know.
It would have been great if itjust shot out from under the mower and
an or like broke a window,if the dog put it in a one
of those ball launchers launched into thesky. Absolutely, But the guy,

(59:52):
Yeah, the dog took it outin the backyard. My neighbor found it,
told told this client, and theywere pretty embarrassed because it was a
huge one. It was a hugeone. My neighbors said, that's the
craziest thing I think I found onthe job. You would think that would
take the cake. So I wantto know, what is the craziest thing
you found on the job, Andyeah, you'd think that would. But

(01:00:13):
then we got a call from aguy who they found a body on their
job site. I guess someone's tryingto steal tools and they found the body.
That's not the only one. Listento this. This guy says that
he found a man floating five milesoffshore in the ocean. He was wearing
a life jacket. He had flippedhis boat and got pulled out to sea,

(01:00:35):
so it sounds like he was alive. That's crazy, man. Well
that's good. It's a lot betterthan finding a floater. This one from
twenty seven h seven says, Ifound a dead body in an apartment when
I was doing construction on the outsideof this woman's place. I worked for
a multi I worked for a multifamily and had been avoiding this place because
she's a little crazy. Come tofind out, nobody saw her for about

(01:00:59):
three or four weeks, and shewas half mummified when he found. Oh
you know what, I bet ifyou work in property management, you'll see
that fairly off, especially big buildingolder people. Yeah, yeah, someone
has to find them right, eventually, someone's got to open the door right,
find out why the why the rentis late. Let's see this one.

(01:01:21):
As a garbage truck driver, Ihad to reposition a can so I
could dump it. When I movedit, a woman's enjoy toy fell out
of the onto the ground and enjoyto it like that. Needless to say,
I didn't pick it up. Itvibrated right into a sewer and gone
forever. He did not pick itup, He left it there out on
the ground. It's probably smart.This text messages from four fourteen. They

(01:01:46):
say I picked up a small dropbox at a house lading holding. The
lady holding her son watched me.Wenched the box up, dumped the box
and found several picks of her starknaked and numerous bondage positions. I still
see her walking her son in thestroller all the time. Oh man,
it's her versionembo ropes. Course.Yeah. Yeah, this one says found

(01:02:09):
one hundred dollar bill sticking out ofan atm. I was cleaning feces off
the front of it. And that'sa pretty bad even when you're doing it
on purpose. I mean, that'sto come up though, you know.
It's like for all your hard work, if you're going to be cleaning poop
off an atm, that's a nicesounds. It's like it was a downtown
Portland atm. So I just smeareda turd right on it. But there
was one hundred our bill hanging outof it. And he took his wife

(01:02:30):
to dinner at to dinner. Oncehe got the smell out of his nostrils,
he was able to go enjoy anice state. A gift from the
cleaning guy. Yeah right, yeah, it's like, look this sucks right
now, we get it. Weappreciate your service. Look up real quick,
here's a Benji. You deserve thatextra hundred if you're cleaning up exactly.
Hoop, Yeah, sure, crap, all right, we gotta what

(01:02:52):
calls here? Eight sixty six fourfour five, one oh five nine.
What's the craziest thing you ever found? Well on the job. Yeah,
So, I do a patrol serviceout in Portland, and one day,
I found one of our warehouse doorswas just open, and my job was
to obviously identify that and close thedoors. But when I was doing my
patrol through the actual warehouse, onceI found it open, I found the

(01:03:15):
piece lodge of a private jet.What yeah, yeah, And like you
know, I have a security guard. You see a lot of weird stuff,
you really do. But it wasa piece lodge of a of a
private jet. It was weird.So did a plane drop that in flight
or did it? Was there acrash? No? No, it was
just literally inside of a warehouse inPortland. And I'm not going to say

(01:03:37):
what kind of warehouse it was,but uh, you know that they had
a couple of different vehicles, whichwas school, but like just a random
piece lodge of a jet. Andlet's go there somebody's private thing, you
know, Like I got a buddywho works on airplane hangars, and the
air will be an airplane and abunch of cars, you know, So
maybe it's like they're building a plane, or they have a back fuse or

(01:03:59):
a Portland Russian arms dealer. That'smore likely. It's probably the case.
Yeah, yeah, all right,dude, that's crazy. I don't can't
believe you've found that just you know, in a warehouse. It's nuts.
Thanks to the cab bro eight sixsix four four five one oh five nine
is the phone number. I dofeel like, you know, like garbage
guys would find a lot of crazystuff. I'm just throwing something out and

(01:04:23):
they're like, this is I couldI could either repair this or it's in
good condition, it's not bad.Or a garbage can falls over and you
get all the contents are there tobe seen. You know who else probably
finds a lot of stuff. Wewere talking about this earlier. People who
have to clean up like festivals orafter a concert. Can you imagine like
I just see the pictures of afestival afterwards and you can't even see the

(01:04:43):
grass. The lost and found afterthat's got you ever needs a left flip
flop? That's your job. Yeah. The guy who works there's got nine
watches up. Yeah, he's probablygot ton of watches. He's probably found
lots of cell phones, probably foundlots of drugs, probably found lots of
money. But in this day andage, and it could be dumb,
but is finding a cell phone worthanything at this point? Because it's you

(01:05:04):
can't open it. I don't thinkso. I'd rather I'd rather if I'm
a gypsy traveler, I'd rather findthe watch, the watch or a you
know, a necklace. I supposeyou know you could break jail, break
it maybe, or you just giveget it back to the person. Make
yourself feel good, be a goodperson. Oh yeah, that didn't even
cross anyone's mind. Life. Ohyeah, there's no Yeah. I've closed

(01:05:26):
down a few festivals in my day, and it's mostly half eaten yakisoba noodles
and random articles of clothing. Allright, jacky uh hi, it's Tanner
Jew and Laura, good morning.You ever find anything crazy while on the
job. Yeah, Actually, aboutthirty years ago, I was cleaning this
lady's house. She's a really olady, she's ninety two, and I
want to change your bed and Ilifted up the pillows and I found a

(01:05:48):
big knife and a pistol. Whoadonk ethel? Was she trying to commit
suicide? Or was she using it? Gonna use it on somebody else?
Actually, she told me that whenshe was a young woman, she's been
a sharpshooter. And but that wasn'tall. When I went on when I
went to vacuum under neither bed.I found a shotgun or it was a

(01:06:10):
rifle, I guess noting like that. I don't know, but maybe she
just used to sleeping with her weapons. She's like a James Bond. Yeah.
Yeah, she was a really toughold lady. And she said she's
been a Bronco buster too, SoI have no deskbodity that, but that's
my story. But she's got somecalloused hands. Yeah, don't cross ethel
Thank you for the call. It'sTanner, Drew and Laura. Have you

(01:06:30):
ever found anything insane while on thejob, like a bag of money or
unfortunately a body maybe yeah you well, yes, yes, Lloyd, crying
out loud Lloyd. So, Iwork for a company where we processed coin

(01:06:54):
and you know, from those machinesat the grocery stores. And one day
we got a bag of silver quartersand a bag of buffalo nickels, which
we were able to buy at facevalue and then sell for four times as
much. That's like a rare.It's a buffalo, it's got a buffalo

(01:07:17):
on it. And somebody just putthat in a like a coin star machine.
Yeah, somebody put and when Isay silver quarters. There was a
bag of quarters is usually about twothousand dollars, and so we we somebody
took it to the bank and tradedit in and got like five or six

(01:07:41):
wow ride. Probably some old timerwho didn't know what he had. He's
been sitting all those quarters and coinsfor all that time and didn't know what
he has. That's brutal for him. But to come up for coinstar g
Yeah. And either that or itwas some dumb kid that just went through
his dad. I'm gonna throw youup the room, all right, thanks

(01:08:05):
for the comment. We appreciate it. What's the craziest thing you've ever found?
Well on the job? Portland's rockstation one oh five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura.So we want to know what's the
craziest thing you found on the job. You know, maybe you've got one
of those jobs, or you're outand about and you just you find random
things because people either lose it orleave it, yeah or whatever. My
neighbor is a landscaper and found atone of his client's house a double ended,

(01:08:29):
you know, a double ender inthe backyard and it was big,
and I guess the dog got ahold of it and was playing with it
and that's embarrassing. Yeah, howdo you blame the dog? There?
I found a heck of a boneexactly. So yeah, we just want
to know if you've ever found anythingnuts like that. Uh, these people
have been on hold for a fewminutes, hides Tannard du Laura, would
you find Well. I work ina motel and one of my housekeepers came

(01:08:49):
in with the black box and thenlooked similar to me, it was somebody's
ashes. Oh wow, so Ileft their relatives ashes room. Yes.
I looked at the name and itwould belong to h the two sisters that
stayed at our property quite often.And I was like, oh my gosh.

(01:09:10):
So my housekeeper had been walking aroundwith it, you know, introducing
everybody. Just wow, I've seenthis sister pull up And I went out
there and I said, did youforget something? And they was like,
no, it's Are you sure andthey said no, I said, your
mom and they both their jaws dropped. Oh my god, I can't believe.
Oh no, jeez. Well,at least she got it back to

(01:09:33):
him that I'd be pretty upset ifI lost that, So it's as he
got it back to him. Atfirst, I was thinking that she was
like some sort of skeeezer and theyleft the ashes in there on purpose,
like this is what she wanted.She was a low level motel girl.
Everybody knew it. She sleeps herenow. They did say that the mom
was a crazy It was a crazywoman, and she would have loved the

(01:09:54):
fact that you know that happened.But yeah, it was fun. Thank
you for the Well. Hi,it's Tannard. You and Laura. What's
the craziest thing you ever found whileon the job. I worked in the
rock Corey business for about fifteen years, and that's all the west. I
went to check up on a machinethat we'd sold and got processing, and
I got there about fifteen minutes aftera guy fell into it. Oh god,

(01:10:19):
And there's nothing that can him comeout of that crush or any bigger
than three quarters of an end.Oh is that what happened to the dude?
And it was basically just shome ona belt. Oh my god,
that is brutal. My god,the side of that. I'm glad I
didn't see it happen. Yeah,you're lucky on that hear it. But

(01:10:39):
the sounds would stay with you takesomething to Fargo, all right? Thanks
bro. Yeah, yeah, thesounds are just the crunching and the screaming,
the person screaming. Yeah. Youjust hope that that gets at the
top of you quick, terrible stopthe agony. All right, it's coming
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(01:11:25):
o five nine to brew. It'sTanner, Drew and Laura And now's the
time we've been trying to get TerryPorter. We're trying to at least get
his attention. Yeah, we'd liketo talk to Terry. We'd like to
talk to Terry on the radio andthen ask him may may or not beg
to have him come to Bacon andBeer, which is going down September twenty

(01:11:49):
seconds at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem,the campus location. The first time we've
ever been to Salem has town asnobody calls it. No one calls it
that, but we can will afterSeptember twenty seconds. Yeah, we want
to see the town show up.We know the Mayor Chris Hoy will be
in attendance, hoping Terry Porter willbe there. We're trying, but hey,

(01:12:10):
I got his phone number here,so let's at least give him a
call and see, let's do it. It's worth a shot if he picks
up, Like, let's you know, I want to talk to him about
all the things he wants to talkabout. First of course, Well,
the charity is the Gilgamesh Brewing.Yeah, is something that we all feel
passionate about too, so it's agreat union. Want to talk about all
that. You know, he's thehe's a board member on the Doorbecker Dornbecker

(01:12:31):
Children's Hospital Foundation, which is prettygreat. Loves taking care of kids,
making sure they got what they needand so let's let's just give him a
call here. So if you're ifyou're just tuning in. We got Terry
Porter's cell phone number, which isa move in the right direction, right,
got it in my hand right now. I'm nervous. Well, rejection

(01:12:51):
hurts. Yeah, if he becauseif he doesn't pick up, if he
doesn't pick up that, I meanit's still early. It doesn't mean he's
blowing us off. No, right, he could still be asleep. I
don't know what time he wakes up. Right, If I was him,
i'd sleep until noon. Oh yeah, he's put in a lot of hours
in the years. All right,I just ye okay, here we go,

(01:13:14):
calling Terry Porter TP for three MM. Will he pick up? Terry?
Terry, pick up the phone,Terry. Dreaded ring Terry. What
you're doing? Terry? Buck upthe phone, Terry. He's like,
who is calling me? Betting?Forwarded to an automatic. I gotta bleep

(01:13:36):
his number zero three. He's notavailable at the tone. Please record your
message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one
for more options. Hey, Terry, this is Tanner, Drew and Laura
from one of five nine The BrewiHeartMedia in Portland. I heard our friends

(01:13:59):
let you know that we were goingto call you to talk to you about
dorn Becker's Children's Hospital and your charityand all sorts of stuff on the radio.
If you want to call us back, this is the number on your
phone, or I can just callyou get a little bit later. But
we're hoping we could get you onthe show. Yeah. Absolutely, it's
a cheaty chat. I hope totalk to you soon. The man Terry
hope Paul as well. Take care. Okay, Well, well, you

(01:14:24):
know, he could be doing anything. I like to picture him standing in
the corner of his living room shootingpaper into a waste bass. Yeah,
it's just practicing, you know.Maybe he just got done with a workout.
Is there the cold plan? Sure, that's the sauna. Well,
all right, there's call number one. I'm we'll try again tomorrow. Yeah,
we'll try again every day until heanswers the phone, hopefully or blocks

(01:14:45):
us. One of the two alsohappens. Both very possible, but we're
willing to go there. But Idid hear our mutual friend said that he
is he would love to come onthe show and at least talk about the
his charities. So he you know, he knows we're trying to get a
hold of them. Yeah, it'sjust about lining it up. That's what
I'm gonna keep my head in thatlane. And you know, I'll send
him a text message again later ontoday saying, hey, Terry, you

(01:15:08):
know, can we set something up? What time works for you? You'll
work around your schedule and you shouldsay in screening me hurts, So don't
do that, it really does.It's we have feelings. Just pick up
the phone. Ba'm sure. I'msure it was not intentional, you know,
I'm sure we'll get ahold of themsomehow. All right, Okay,
well I feel that I'm keep itpositive. We'll try again and we'll let

(01:15:30):
you know what's going on with TerryPorter. Hopefully we'll have him at Bacon
and Beer. That's going down Septembertwenty seconds Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. It's
our Pumpkin Spice Edition and beer.Everyone gets free bacon. Someone's gonna walk
away with the free trip to Vegas. Get all the info online now at
one of five nine the bree dotCom. All Right, I just got

(01:16:03):
a text message from Casey B.Fatter Bay. Oh yeah, that set
Are we talking about the costume thismorning? Are we saving it for tomorrow?
No, we're talking about today.Better come in here. So we've
decided on a costume for Casey.At the next Bacon and Beer party September
twenty second, Gilgames Brewing and Salemthe campus location, Casey has to wear

(01:16:24):
a costume. He doesn't like to. We has to wear a costume at
every Bacon and Beer. Yes,since like since we've had him on board,
So he's been on how many likefive or six now seven something along
I don't know, well since ourreturn. Yeah, as soon as we
started doing bacon and Beers again afterthe pandemic, we've been putting him in

(01:16:44):
costumes. The last one we puthim in a Mermaid outfit, which was
probably the worst because his belly wasexposed. He was wearing a coconut brawl.
You'd almost see his nip knops.I think the worst part of the
four thousand in grown hairs on hischest we did. We did do that.
We did the waxing and yeah,human skin got infected. It was
really bad, so gross. Sowe've decided on a costume. Yeah,

(01:17:08):
and how what were we going todo? Laura? Were we going to
have people votes. Well, rightnow it's up, and it's just it's
just a question of whether or notthis is the costume that we should put
him in. I think it shouldbe, right. I mean the obvious
answer is yes. But I meanif people think that maybe we're being too
mean to Casey, maybe he needsa break. What did you say that

(01:17:29):
he would do if if enough peoplevoted? It's I believe it isn't it?
The outfit and an interpretive interpretive dance. That's what it was there that
he hates. There is a songthat goes along with this as well,
and if you want to catch upon the precursor of it, we did
dive into it a lot during thepodcast Extra Tree, Yeah, the Doctors
podcast. It's online wanting to saylike careless whisper and that's just not it.

(01:17:53):
No, it's it's the song fromGhost what's the song from ghostst song?
Well? Yeah, why can wenot? We have the hardest time
thinking, n Learner And so it'stwo guys Elvis did it? Oh,
it's the right? Is it?The Righteous brother the righteous brothers? That's
right, the Righteous Brothers brother unchainedmelody, ushaned, Yeah, Casey hate

(01:18:16):
there he is, there's the beef. Casey hates the song, and I'm
I wasn't really sure why. Iforgot why because I remember now, But
the song is. I find thesong to be beautiful all the times,
to walk in here. It's agreat song. We gotta listen to this
trash? So why do you tellus why you think the song is trash?
Again? Again? Uh, thesong is fine. I know it's

(01:18:41):
a timeless classic. Yadi yadi,yadi, blah blah blah. I think
it's terrible and it sucks because itwas one of my uh it was a
wedding song for and one of mymom's weddings and one of her one of
her five uh my least favorite stepdad of all time? Really, so
well, they were dancing and youwere hating it? Did he was?
He just cup and cheeks a handfulof mom's mind too. Oh you know

(01:19:02):
he did, because that was backinto what the eighties. He was probably
smoking a cigarette while Yeah, cigarettein his mouth and holds, probably looks
right at you. I did itto him. I can treat your mom,
good kid. He mounts to Casey. You're grounded. I'm your dad
now I'm your daddy, no wonder. So it's not about the melody.

(01:19:26):
It's not about the tune. It'sjust the fact that it reminds you of
the time suck. He would groundme, and he'd take my TV out
of my room and put it inhis room so he could watch. I
gotta get this kid in trouble.Me watch. It all makes sense,
it's all coming together. So wethought you like it. We thought it
would be hilarious if Casey beef waterbay at bacon and beer, not only
dressed like a pumpkin Spicelotte, afull grown, a full giant pumpkin Spicelotte,

(01:19:50):
which, by the way, ifyou want to see the picture,
we do have it posted on theInstagram. But the joy in your voice
drives me crazy. And also inthe in the pumpkin spice. What they
costume do a figurative dance or aninterpretive dance rather sorry, an interpretive dance
much like Will Ferrell did an oldschool with a stick in the ribbon.
We'll get that ribbon going, We'llget an Olympic quality, Olympic level ribbon

(01:20:11):
and parole conversation yesterday. You willdo this dance with me? Correct?
Nomber. I do think that waspart of the deal. Did I say
that? Yeah, I maybe saidit on a whim. I say a
lot of things. I don't meanit don't work like that. But here's
think the poll involves Tanner from whatI read. Here's the thing. Casey
said that he would do the Hekept saying, no, I'm not doing

(01:20:32):
it, like he was dead serious, like I'm not guys, I've done
a lot of things. I'm notdoing it. And I kept pressuring him
and and you know, and youknow, leaning leaning in on it,
and he finally said, fine,I'll do it if the listeners vote that
I should do it. Yes.And so we've given you one option on
the internet. Should Casey do it? And there's only one option for yes?
Oh well that's ridiculous. Oh soit's auto. Is there two options?

(01:20:55):
There's just one. There's two optionsand both yes. No one of
them is well, why are younot getting well you won't even look at
me. So something tells me thereis absolutely Well, to be fair,
the poll is not for the dance, which I can add later. There's
just a lot of texts to puton one slide. Well, it's all
in one and all, it's allencompassing. But I mean, so it's

(01:21:15):
for sure that Casey is going tobe wearing this cost I think so.
Yeah. Okay, so that's thecurrent poll, but you can update for
the song because yeah, I thinkthat was the deal, was Casey do
an interpretive dance to the song?Listening to everybody, everybody out there.
I do a lot of nice stufffor you guys, whether you know it
or not. I'm here day inand day out, weekends, fulfilling your

(01:21:39):
prizes. I'm sorry you're up rightnow. Good lord light headed you were
saying, look, you guys,could it wouldn't hurt you to come to
like alright one time you can comein and go look, look, give

(01:22:00):
him a pass. So, butthey want to see how good you are
at the dance. I want tosee how good you are at the dance
too. I think it'll be commutefulpeople. I always thought, what do
you think? And that you wouldbe amazing. Well, I appreciate your
support. It's time to show yoursupport for us. If you want to
do that, we can do ourthing. If you support Tanner to you
and Laura support us in our questionto get Casey to do an interpretive dance

(01:22:23):
at bacon, I think, butentertainment value. Since we're doing this in
tears, I will be doing itin tears. I'm already in tears that
Laura, you see my lip shakingyour pockets. So well, what if
we sweeten the pot? What ifpeople vote on you? If people,
in fact you vote on YouTube dance? Uh huh? Which is what if
we did an additional poll to seeif people would also like to see Tanner

(01:22:47):
ribbon? I mean he did whendid the superma Because he didn't he offered
himself as like the sacrificial and let'sdo one thing at a time and not
muddy the waters. Yeah, exactly. We don't want to confusing. Yesterday
you said it was such conviction,and today you can't tap dance backwards because
I don't think. Here's the thing, because when you put that up there,
people are going to vote for it. I will do it. I

(01:23:09):
don't have a problem with it.It's just that I want the focus to
be on you and the lawde costume. Yeah, because seeming takeaway from the
glory I got you, you know, a separate ribbing off at another environment
and I think or something I don'tremember saying it, Oh, well,
you did well. Slay back thetape. I lost it. It's Tanner,
Jo and Laura. Good morning,Yes, good morning. Don't come

(01:23:29):
on, we're on a roll,Creed bomb. You guys are going to
do an interpretive dance to Scott Staffand Creed that I will do itself.
Yes, I'm just saying, so, feel free to not vote. Yes,
if you're out there listening, youknow, you know what, Beef's
been pretty cool. Dude, let'sjust go ahead and the heart strings.

(01:23:53):
Just let him show up and dohis job like a normal civilian. Hold
on, you can do your jobas a law take well equipped. That's
a leg room. I do feellike this costume is, like you said,
roomy. There's a lot of youknow, you can wear pants underneath
that. You can do all thethings you can do, right, You're
just so go go check out thecostume at one to five nine dot com.

(01:24:15):
I'm sorry, I guess it's onour Instagram. What's on Instagram at
one five nine the Brew Yeah,check it out. It's very very nice.
And then going and uh vote inthe poll. Should Casey do an
interpretive dance? Obviously? I thinkover the other caveat that was set up
yesterday that everybody that votes must bein attendance. That's not necessary. We're

(01:24:38):
going to bring in a parquet dancefloor if you keep all this jazz.
It's Tanner, Ju and Laura.Good morning. Why yes, hello,
yes, yeah, this is Dickand Van. I'm back, Hey,
dicking a van. This is theguy who all the listeners at the last
big in the beer you know,band together and gave him a bunch of
money and Syrian Steve gave him abrand new and to live in, which

(01:25:00):
is pretty dope. But hey,I never got that van though I called
him and he ever, I nevergot it so well that I think you
got should leave. I think youshould leave him alone. Leave who alone?
I saw I saw him and thatmermaid out said no that was that
was not pleasant? No, yeah, thank you. No, he's gonna

(01:25:23):
be much more covered up in thesplat cost. Yeah, come on,
yeah, this is for entertainment value. Dick in a van, get on
board. We yeah, we alreadyhad a bacon and beer about your feelings.
He should be on our side here. And by the way, Sirian
Steve was having trouble getting a holdof you like he said, you weren't
calling him, and that didn't theyfind didn't the police find your van eventually?
Yeah? Yeah, it without Beaverton. Yeah all right, so you're

(01:25:45):
you're good. I did get itback. Thanks and Laura, thank you
very much for helping out. Iappreciate Laura. Oh yes, sure we
didn't do that. Hell of yourmoney in Tanner's hat. But no,
it's all right, all right,love you brother. Well, we'll see
at the next bacon and beer andsay thank you for your support. Okay,
okay, I don't care what hesays. He could be completely sideways
if he's team Casey's in. Castyour vote at one uh five nine The

(01:26:09):
brew dot Com or sorry on ourInstagram at one of five nine The Brew.
We are looking to have Casey toan interpretive damp currently as it stands.
Right now, we can obviously agreethat the people are on my side.
We can one person. It's asample. We'll be better Sportland's Rock
Station one of five nine The Brew. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura.

(01:26:29):
All right, our next bacon andbeer. September twenty seconds, Gilgamesh Brewing
and Salem the campus location. Everyoneshows up gets free bacon and you could
walk away the free trip to Vegas. We are going to have Chris Hoy,
the Salem Mayor out in attendance ofbacon and beer, and we're trying
to get Terry Porter. We doknow that Casey Beefwater Bay will be on
site dressed as a giant pumpkin spicedlocked. We don't know that officially.

(01:26:53):
I'm pretty sure the costume. Ifeel like it is a sure thing,
like there's no vote on that,and I feel just the dancing, I
just feel like it's the dancing interpreted. This thing is this thing built on
sand or what. I don't understandwhy what you're talking about. The foundation
is sturdy over here. Yeah,yeah, it's fearful. Listen. I
just want to say that the poleright now is at ninety one percent for

(01:27:15):
yes. Obviously. Now there's twobuttons. There's two buttons. She didn't
do anything dirty. I know youthink that, but she didn't. Now
he doesn't know what to say.He's like, and I know what to
say. This is gonna be great. Casey will be bacon and beer dress

(01:27:36):
as a giant pumpkin spice latte.And if we get enough votes he said
on the Donkeyship podcast yesterday. Ifwe get enough votes, if the listeners
want him to do it, he'lldo an interpretive dance like Will Ferrell did
an old school at the ribbon ona stick and the costume. As a
friend, I would start working onyour cabs for two reasons. First of
all, the form fitting pants thatcome with the latte, and second of
all, in order to do aribbon friendly interpretive dance, you're gonna have

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to be on those tippies. Yeah. And I would go and look at
some interpretive dance too and start gettingsome ideas. So what you're gonna do
is a great jump go to theb Let's not put the cart before the
horse. I expect a very elegantperformance from you. The cart is in
front of the horse man and weare going full speed. Yeah. Have
you ever listen to the show.I'm well aware of how things work around

(01:28:21):
here. It's all cart now,there's not even a horse. Yeah,
there's a horse, it's just uspushing its exactly. So go cast your
vote now. Follow us on Instagramat one of five nine the Brew,
and you can follow us on TikTokif you want to check out daily video
clips from the show as well.At one of five nine the Brew,
we did get a couple of talkbackmessages. Case is my boy, man,

(01:28:41):
I gotta I gotta go with avote for no only because he said
vote no. You know, Igot a gold cast my ball case,
but I want to start another ChannTanner in a spider box Tanner in a
spider Box tap. That message hasbeen deleted. I like, guys,
I was just wondering, why domost of your stuff on Instagram? Like,

(01:29:01):
I'm a grown ass man, Idon't have Instagram and most of your
stuff's on there, so I couldnever vote, But uh yeah, maybe
try Facebook or actually put it onthe website. That'd be great. I
love I love it. That'd begreat. You're not grown men, you're
a dinosaur. Yeah. You knowwho's on Facebook. My grandmother, grandma's
on Facebook. Actually she's not.It's her, Well, my grandpa is.

(01:29:25):
That's his favorite. Yeah. MyMimi isn't yet, but you know,
she's not on the good but shesends no. She sends me emoji's
a lot, though. She'll sendme text messages and she's all about emoji's,
which is weird because she doesn't usethe egg point correctly. Well,
keep her off Facebook because when sheis using it correctly, and Grandpa gets
hacked every three days, So keepher off. The clicks something and then
next thing you know, they've gothis password. I get messages from have

(01:29:47):
you seen this photo? You've clicked? Yeah, you've clicked again, Grandpa?
All right, follow us out oneof five, nine, the Brew
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A lot of great stuff on thewebsite, like Tanner, Drew and
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go with the pictures really small,Laura, you gotta get your eyeball right
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You can also see the daughter defendinga mom after a porter party brawl at
a Morgan Wallen concert. You see, this is pretty intended intense. What
happened, Laura in front of theporter pott Right, So here's a situation.
So a mom was standing in frontof the door of the porter potty

(01:31:39):
where her daughter was going to thebathroom, but they inadvertently cut in line
before everybody else. So this othergirl approaches the mom and it's like you
cutting on, what are you doing, knocks the drink out of her hands,
starts getting all up in her face. The mom was not having it,
and so fist start flying. Peopleare getting pushed into port pottes,

(01:32:00):
and yeah, the fight. Likethese two girls fall into a porter potty
and one girl she's kind of halfwayin. I don't think, you know,
I don't think for example, yes, like kind of halfway in,
but like it looks like but likeif you're on like day six of a
festival, that thing's full. It'sbeat like she's touching she's touching poop at
that point. But it's just aMorgan Wallen show, so I think it
was. It might have been somewhatempty, but think about how much whiskey

(01:32:23):
has been consumed, and that leadsto some muddy waters. My favorite part
of that video was when like thefriend in the white top comes in and
like yards the door open and justreaches in and starts yanking people. See
that's the daughter who was in theporter potty at first, and she comes
out to see what all the hullabaloois about. Realizes that her mom is

(01:32:43):
you know, her ass is gettingkicked, so she pulls this girl out
by her hair pott. It's prettyintense. See, I hate, I
hate when girls fight, But Iwould be proud of my kid if she
just yanked a girl off her momout of the porter. She's now known
as the romp or Stomper on theinternet, Romper Stomper Like all right,
go check out the Romper Stomper fightfrom the Morgan Wallen concert at one oh

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