TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- Are You Serious

On today's show we talked about the things people do that make them look like an A-hole immediately. We also got an update from the lady who wigged out on an airplane and we had a brand new tweak of the week.

Episode Transcript

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I would have said Ogre, Iwould have been like, not that you
can tell a difference. I lovethese shows so much. I've seen a
lot of them in Vegas, andAwakening is definitely one of the ones that
I want to see. But you'regoing to see it before us, or
at least someone is. That's right. And you got to be at Bacon
and Beer September twenty second to winthat trip to Vegas to stay at the
Win. And I guess I've onlybeen in the Win. You and I
were there when we went to doa show there. We went to go

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see a comedy show at the Win, didn't we I think? So?
Was that the Pond? I thinkactually, now that you say, palm,
Yeah, so I've never been inthe wind, but I've seen it
looks beautiful. Yeah, it's it'sfull of slot machines. I guess.
Actually, I don't believe they areanymore because Steve Winn just lost its casino.
Well, you know, but fromVegas. Well it's like a next

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door neighbor who does exactly go hangout at the airport. Yeah, this
is just a side note. Iwill sweep this under the rug and never
mentioned this again after this point.But I guess just like like a month
ago or something, Steve Winn wasforced to pay a ten million dollars fine
or something like that, and likethey wanted a lot have casinos anymore.
I believe there are some allegations.I don't know. Yeah, but hey,

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the hotel is still there, upand running, and they've got some
great ship in a lot of placestoo. They have someone's name on it,
but they're not necessarily controlled the controlling, right and right. It's just
like a brand. Yeah, soeven if he forfeits it, the Wind
is still the win. And Ifollow this guy in Vegas like he calls
himselves Vegas Paul Seed, and hejust like Vegas Reviews, and he says

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the Wind is one of the bestproperties in the town. So there it
is. I bet the pool isnice. Yeah, we'll send you there,
you know. Just make sure you'rebaking a beer and come get weird
at us. Yeah, get hammeredat eight in the morning. There's nothing
strange and irresponsible about It's fine.Take the day off. Just go ahead
and now you got time, takethe day off. You take it away

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ahead of time. And it's andpeople who always act like it sneaks up
on them, and it's now's yourtime to plan ahead. Okay, all
right, let's do this now.No our Brew News update powered by Adventist
Health Portland the HSU Health Park.Here's Laura Well Taylor Swift. She's been
setting attendance records left and right withher Airs tour, but there is now

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another act that currently holds the attendancerecord at least four Sofi Stadium in La
Metallica. They drew approximately seventy eightthousand fans to each of their shows over
the weekend. Now, the venueonly has a capacity of just over seventy
thousand seats, but they are performingin the round on this tour, and

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they've taken out the center area ofthe stage, which they're calling the snake
Pit, to stuff even more peoplein there. So I reported one hundred
and fifty six thousand tickets were purchasedfor that two night run at Sofi Stadium
this past weekend. Of course,they are going to be up in Seattle.
We've got some time to wait.In about a year, they'll be
up there. But it's in twentytwenty four. I think it's the end

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of September, or it might beLabor Day weekend. I can't remember,
but we've still got just att Yeah, so's it's getting closer. Talca is
coming coming. Starting next week,you will be able to purchase Narcan,
of course, a drug used toreverse opioid overdose, over the counter.

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Yeah. Yeah, it'll have asuggested retail price of forty nine ninety nine
per carton. Two doses will beincluded, but she'll be able to get
it at Walgreen's, Rite Aid,Walmart and CD. Yeah. Right,
with the amount of overdoses we're having. It's good thing. Yeah, And
I think when I have when mykids become teenagers, I will have it
in my house for that fear thatone day someone runs in and tells me

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that somebody took something at my house. Smart yah, know. And finally
yourself because who yeah, I meanI make bad decisions. We all do.
It's okay. The Oregon Department ofEnvironmental Quality has determined that at least
forty gallons of petroleum based fuel didspill into the Columbia River over the weekend
near Bigs Junction. After those semitrucks of felly into the river, they

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both veered from I eighty four andcrashed into the river. According to Oregon
State Police, the driver of thetanker truck, which was the second truck
to fall into the river, likelyfell asleep behind the wheel. How they
both at the same place, Soweird that guy fell asleep. They don't
know what happened to the first driver, why he crashed into the river.

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But yeah, I got apparently,so he's cashing out. But now both
of the trucks have been removed fromthe river, so all is nice.
Yeah, except for the stuff thatthey left, Leah, minus the fuel
in the river, which they sayhas been cleaned up. But fish floated
up from the diesel. Yep,all right, thank you, Laura.

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More on those stories at one offive nine, the brew document and now
sports ears drew well the drama surroundingtray Lands, leaving the same Cisco forty
nine Ers, the once number ofthree pick in the draft hurt himself last

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year when he was the starter,only to see himself traded before the next
season even starts. And the bonker'spart is Brock Purty, who's actually the
quarterback in San Francisco right now.Is was the third string quarterback for the
forty nine Ers to start last season, so anything can happen in the roulette

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of football. But Trey Lance endedup getting traded to the Cowboys now the
Dallas Cowboys. The only problem isthey already up Dak Prescott, one of
the best quarterbacks in the league,one of the highest paid people in all
of football. But Trey did meethim, and he said he was very
nice, very gracious, and addedthis about his relationship with Dak. I'm

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not looking forward at all, justreally trying to take it one day at
a time. And his guys obviouslyplayed at a very high level for a
very long time. So nothing butyou know, obviously just tons and tons
of respect for him, as Ithink he deserves and gets him across the
league. So for me, justtrying to learn everything I possibly can from
him. Wouldn't it be weird tohave a job where your buddy is with
the other guys in the quarterback room, but in the back of your mind

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you kind of want them to gethurt, like, hey, no,
we're bros, let's get drinks afterbut I hope you blow your acl on.
So that is the weirdest relationship.But that's the life of an NFL
starting quarterback. And the difference oftens of millions of dollars all of a
sudden and talking about millions of dollars. Somebody who's got that money, Venus
Williams. But Venus is forty three. Now she went to play in the

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US Open, and could she keepup? Now time's up six one,
six one, She's out, andlikely it's time for the curtain call.
Hey, she'll be a great ambassadorto the game forever. But at forty
three, people around my age shouldnot be diving around playing against the fastest
youngest talent in all in the world, not just the country. There's your

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sports, Thank you very much.All right, coming up around seven thirty
this morning, we got tickets togo see comedian John Oliver. So John
Oliver is joining a podcast with abunch of other superstar Late nine hosts.
We'll tell you about that right afterWhite Snack one to five nine. Want
to chime in text Tanner, Drewand Laura anytime I'm a lazy boy text

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line at nine eight seven. Youcan also send us a talkback message through
the iHeartRadio app. Download it foryour cell phone and press the microphone button.
We are, of course, they'redoing our next Bacon and Beer September
twenty second at Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. Yeah, first time coming to Salem,

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and our buddy Big John's excited aboutthat and sent us this Wren Brewer
crew. This is Big John.Gilgamesh also has awesome mixed drinks, like
their Bloody Mary's are really good.I like them. And they're spicy.
Oh, I guess that's it.Okay, spicy and yeah, Drew and

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I end Laura. We're looking attheir menu yesterday on the internet. It
looks good. Yeah. This thisbloody Mary though that he's referring to.
I don't know if it's the exactsame one, but this is no ordinary
bloody Mary. Yeah. The oneI saw has like it had like like
like two cheeseburgers in it, likefull two size, not like sliders,
like they were all sized. Well, I mean they're kind of sliders,

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but they're stacked hot tall sliders.Yea, they're like you like they filled
the top like like shish kebab almost, yes, of meats and breads.
Yeah, and there was two cheeseburgersat the very end of these things.
I mean it's a brilliant idea.So sure. It is, like,
who needs a meal when you couldjust order a bloody man. Yeah,
I'm here for lunch, but thatmeans I'm taking that bloody Mary. Everyone
who shows up to bacon and BeerSeptember twenty second at Gilgamesh Brewing, the

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campus location, it's gonna get freebacon, free bacon for everybody, and
someone's gonna walk away with a freetrip to Las Vegas to see the Awakening
at the Win Hotel. Is prettysweet. Hell yeah, all right,
we haven't had a late night showlike you know, Stephen Colbert's Late Show
or Jimmy Kimmel or Fallon. Nobody'sbeen on TV for months now because of

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the writer's an actor strike. Right, So the big guys, like all
the big late night hosts. Iguess the Big five. So it's Jimmy
Fallon, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and John Oliver.
They're gonna host a podcast called StrikeForce five. Yeah, it's debuting today

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and the proceeds from the show willgo out go to out of work staff
from from the hosts, you know, shows like like their crew members.
To spread the wealth a little bit. They released a promo just yesterday to
hint about how chaotic the show willactually be one more time. Jimmy,
Hi, I'm Jimmy Fallon. I'mStephen Colbert. I'm Jimmy Kimel. I
thought when you said Jimmy, youmeant me Jimmy, But you meant Jimmy.

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Jimmy, I always mean you.But when you always seth Myers,
who do you mean? I mean? John Oliver makes the five of us
together for maybe an hour a day. Strike Force five the name of our
podcast. Subscribe to it now myspotifies or wherever else you get your podcasts.
Happens is what happens when they don'thave writers. No, they have

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thunder maybe effects. Maybe we shouldstart doing that in our promos. Okay,
coming up on tomorrow's show, we'regonna ask you, what's something that
somebody can do that instantly makes youthink they're a jerky sound effects alway,
also sports, we'll get all kindsof stuff. Hit them with a full

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weather event. Yeah, I reallylike it. Coming up at eight o'clock
Laura with the news. Yeah,that's our thunder thing now. I think
they basically stole it from us,pretty yeah. Yeah, and they can't
claim that they didn't because they don'tknow absolutely taking it. There you go.
You can listen to that podcast onthe iHeartRadio app. Download it for
your cell phone for free today.It's smart though. They're working extra so

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they don't have to necessarily forfeit theirmoney. They can make them money.
Yeah, you guys remember a coupleof weeks ago reading about this man who
spent thirteen thousand dollars to become adog. Yeah, and this was not
just like so like this Halloween costumes. He like, he's very involved,
Like when you look at it,because he'll lay on the ground just like
a dog. And the costume wasbuilt. He obviously had a custom made,

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Okay, and it looks he lookslike a dog, like almost like
a taxidermy dog because it's it's alittle kind of att Yeah, yeah,
but still a dog. He spentthirteen K because this is how he wants
to live his life. Oh,identifies as a dog. Yeah, that's
completely a normal nothing strange about it. He spent thirteen k to transform into
this. This colleague he calls I'mnot sure what he calls collie dog.

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H oh, taco. I loveit. That's Toco Toco because it's Japanese.
Okay, Toco Toco, the colleague. I wish he was Taco,
but Toco is it's like a lassiedog. Yeah, kind of what he
looks. You can see the picture. We'll put it up online here at
one five nine dot com. Buthe wears this this outside several times a

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month, he says. Oh,man and alone. He is urging others
to follow his lead. Oh,he wants a full pack, probably because
he's so alone. A pack oflead dogs. We're the wild dogs.
Join me in my odd quest tobe a canine. Yeah, we'd just
have a like we just sniffed thevirginity on each other at the park one.
Oh, yeah, you've definitely neverhad sex. Let's do this.

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How do you feel about doggy style? And that's all they know. Yeah,
I don't know, though. Youguys are talking like nobody else on
the planet would be interested in doingthis. This guy's all by himself.
I bet he's not. I don'tthink he's No, I don't think he's
alone. But do you think hecould feel much of the park with with
the people, He says? Uh. He says, since I was a
child, I wanted to change.When I'm dressed in the suit, I

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feel happy because my dreams come true. Wow, when you're a kid,
though, it would be weird tohave that thought, Like God, that
lucky dog. I want to beone, right, and like imagine Fireman,
imagine his parents thinking, Oh,it's just a phase, it's going
to pass. Yeah. The onlytime I get jealous of my grown man
is when I'm leaving my house atlike five in the morning and I see
him just licking his nuts right infront of me on this back and I'm

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like, that looks like a nicelittle life. Yeah. They get the
better deal, the better shake.I think that's why they don't live as
long, because they live the highlife. Right. He says that he
has gotten a lot of negative comments, a lot of negative feedback on the
internet. I mean, was thatnot to be expected or but he says,
some tell me that they want meto do what I love. Okay,

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they're telling you what you want tohear. Hear. I I mean,
he's not hurting anyone. I don'tcare. If you want to scratch
your hind legs on the porch,go for it. Yeah. Yeah,
it's just it's it's a little odd, but I guess it's not every day.
You know, there's like those peoplewho live like mermaids every day or
like babies. I don't think youcould do it every day. It's just

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I don't think that'd because it's notgood for your back, right, Yeah,
if you're in the on all foursall the time. Yeah yeah,
And I mean if you were inhis neighborhood would be kind of hilarious,
like when you're driving by and he'sjust on all four Rick again, Rick's
Wife's walking around the block. Unbelievablebut amazing. Like does he poop in
the yard? Oh, he's gotto? I mean if he cleans up

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after, just like he said,if he's being himself, does he's probably
doing it? But does he doeshe have to carry around the poop bags
and clean up after his own?You know? Dookie? I don't know,
because I would assume in the picturesdon't care, and the pictures are
somebody there. I don't know ifhe's married or not. It's hilarious.
There's no lay well, you know, I don't know. I mean maybe

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maybe it doesn't sound like yeah,maybe she dresses up as a cocker spaniel
and it's a perfect match. Butyeah, we probably would have heard about
her by now. Well, he'sgot to be fairly young. I can't
see an old dude doing this.Yeah, you go check out the pictures
and you can get more on thestory if you want to really dive into
the guy's life. One to fivenine the brew dot Com. But he
identifies as a dog and whatever makesyou happy, bro, that's it.

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That's it. Well, I mean, in dog years, he is pretty
old. That's true. It's agood point. Do the math on that
one. Yeah, all right,we're gonna check more of your talk back
messages in a little bit. Wegot John Oliver tickets coming up. So
much happening today, so much Laura, Yes, got her RBF rocket in
full effect today always, it's aneveryday thing the heater. By the way,

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And you can hear that to dailyat one oh five nine the brew dot

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com. Yeah. Also, thisis trend on the internets this morning.
Robert Plants Why he doesn't like singingStairway to Heaven. Oh, because it's
nine minutes long and it's probably notin his range anymore. I've heard I've
never seen him live, but Drewhas and you said it was not very
good. Yeah, it wasn't evenplaying that song. It was that boring.
Oh. I've heard that he's voicecracks lots when he's live. I

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just don't know that he can dothe things that he used to do.
And maybe that's why we're never goingto get Zeppelin reunion. Spent many years,
but here's here's Robert Plants and whyand why he doesn't like singing that.
It's not a bad it's being myfavorite or not. It's just that
it belongs to a particular time.My contribution was to write lyrics and to
sing a song. But it werecoming out of the mind of a twenty

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three year old guy, you know, and it landed in the years and
the era of twenty three year oldguys. As time goes on you find
you find that you may find anotherperiod of your life has got a little
bit more substance, so it wasmore relative later on down the line.
Blah blah, blah blah. Butjust shut up and play the song the

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talk. It's got me sideways.Shut up. Nobody cares no. No.
If I if I got to seeRobert Plant, I'm not expecting him
to play any Zeppelin music. Hedoesn't feel like he's just so I play
like one or two. Well,yeah, but it's immigants music now,
and like he does some weird stuffnow. It's odd, not my bad,
not my favorites. And I youknow, I just wish these these

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artists who are famous for these bigsongs, and they refuse to play them
live. It just bothers me.It's not about you anymore. I understand
when you wrote that song, youwere, you were in a certain place,
and maybe you're not that person anymore, you've completely changed, But it's
not. Once the song's out andit's the masses love it, it's not
about you anymore at all. They'veall they've all made it their own.
I mean something different to them.I think if Zeppelin got together got back

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together, and didn't play that song, I would be pissed. But if
I went to see Robert Plant solo, I think I think people when they
go seeber Plant maybe now maybe itdoesn't expect them too but earlier on,
like they expected to hear at leastsums upland songs. Yeah, well,
I mean what year was it thatI went two thousand seven or something?
So if it was that bad intwo thousand and seven, imagine how he

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is. I remember you like talkingto strangers in the bathroom about I was
listening to strangers just get so madas they were urinating about their money being
wasted. How often you hear thatat a ship bummer? You know?
And and you know whatever he inhis realm, he's he's a legend,
but he's that's in that's a longtime ago. Yeah, I don't know.

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I mean, how old is thisman now? And he wrote Stairway
to Heaven at twenty it's kind ofkind of be weird, Like, think
about what I was at twenty three. I'm not that same person at all.
You know, it's got to bea trip and another thirty years from
now, imagine how we're going tolook at twenty something else. Yeah,
I already looked at myself in mythirties seventies. How old do you think
Robert Plant is. I'm gonna sayhe's got to be seventy four years old.

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I'm gonna say seventy two, seventyfive, oh god, seventy five
years old. Paul robint one fivenine dot COM's website. It's Tanner Drew
and Laura Happy Wind. You're listeningto Tanner Drew and Laura. Tanner Drew
and Laura. Remember that woman whofreaked out on the airplane. Yeah that

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Hey, that guy's not real.Yeah, she said Afford, Yes,
she thought that somebody was like ashape shifter or yeah. Like it's so
funny from here because even after she'stalked about it like publicly and apologize whatever,
we still don't know what she sawor what she thinks she saw,
or if she got in an argumentwith somebody. We have no idea what

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went on on that plane. Someoneactually bumped into her at the Lax Airports.
So she's still flying. She well, this is the first time she's
flown since that incident, apparently,so she's not on a no fly list.
I thought they grounded they just shewasn't even arrested. They took her
off the flight. They checked herand I, you know, like a
mental episode type. I guess,well, and she left on her own
free will. It's not like theykicked her off. Yeah, there's a

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big difference when they're like let's goand you walk off and when they have
to chicken with Yeah. I thinkshe just had a moment. But her
name is Tiffany Gomez. She's areally pretty lady and apparently I don't know
if this is true, but Iheard she lost her job because the video
and viral. I guess she wasin marketing or something. You know,
that's not great for marketing. Butat the same time, it's one incident's

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going to ruin your life. That'skind of a bummer. But the video
and viral, I guess. OnJuly second, when she was kicking she
was kicked off the flight from Dallasto Orlando after she began ranting that a
person at the back of the planewas not real and the plane was going
to blow up. Oh oh yeah. TMZ saw her at LAX just yesterday.
Ran up to her because they don'tcare about your feelings. No,
no, rub that right in andthey asked her, you know, to

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talk about the incident. Apparently it'sthe first time she's spoken about how does
it feel to be traveling in again? A little bit of anxiety, but
it's good. Yeah, we've hada lot of people are curious what exactly
you saw? What did you see? I mean, thanks for asking that,
but I have been told that Icannot comment on it. Oh for
god, I wasn't distressed and Iwas getting off the plane no matter what.

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I just probably didn't need to makeit a scene that I made.
I'm waiting for a payday so Ican, you know, make a little
money. Who was telling her notto talk about it? Why not her?
Like what? It sounds like anexcuse to me? Like I don't
have a reason because I know Ilook cuckoo, So I'm gonna I'm gonna
give you some crab, yeah,because I mean, what is the plant?

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What's the end game? To me? And it sounds like it's trying
to do a cash grab, That'swhat it feels like. It's some weird
way like they're trying to figure itout. So don't say anything until because
if you blow your story then nobodycares. Yeah, No, it's maybe
she's that's it. Maybe she wasgonna sell sell the story. I mean,
that's what I think. Yeah,if you've never heard the clip,
this is this is the moment ofenvirona. I'm telling you, and there's

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a real the one I'm getting theEveryone can either believe it or they cannot
believe it. But I am tellingyou right now that on the back there
is not real. And you cansit on this plane and you can die
with it or not. I'm notgoing to if you really think about it.

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That was her Jerry McGuire moment,who and nobody negative crickets. I
wish the movie had gone that wayat which Tom left alone, but this
lady did. And then turns outI'm assuming the flight went fine and nobody
died and land everything's funny. Youknow, these things like this happen all
the time. You scroll through yourFacebook, your Instagram, your TikTok.

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You just see Karen's melting down,you see people wigging out. I never
see any of it either. I'mnever unseen to grab my phone so I
can get some views. I neverI never get to see even if I
don't pull my phone on because I'mreally not that guy, but I want
to see the chaos. I wantto be one of the on board.
I want to be on the planewhen someone melts down and gets chicken winged,
to see that. I don't realize. I don't want it to be

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directed at me. No, Ijust want to see. I just want
to be there. That's what Iworry. The rabid Karen turns to me
as she sees like the red lightin your mind, go out. That's
turn around, turn back around.This is not about me. I feel
like side of the glass here.I feel like we've seen enough of these
videos to know you got to keepa certain amount of distance so you're not
within her or you know, wratzone her cone of dysfunction. Yeah,

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you've got it back out, becauseif she starts going hands on, it's
different. Yeah, but I justdon't know. I see that. I
really really badly want that for myself. I want to be I want to
be on scene to help a cop. You know. I saw a video
over the weekend where a guy waswalking by where this cop was wrestling a
dude that he just pulled over,and the guy goes, hey, you're

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needing some help, and he goes, yeah, grab me some cuffs.
He wouldn't grab the cuffs and thinwent over and put a knee in the
guy's neck and help the cop out. I want to be that guy.
You think you'd do that? Yes, if he asked you, you wouldn't
help him. I it would helphim one hundred percent. I don't want
to badge in a gun. Yeah, what do you need? I don't.
Dude, just turned your Schwartzenegger lighton. I mean, are you

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kidding me? I'd be like,what are you doing? Bro? I'm
like, you're letting me in yourtrunk? No? No, and then
just get some zip ties. Yeah, just let me do whatever. I
just want to help out an officer. I don't want to hear that.
I don't want to be that guywho does like a citizen's rest because I
think you look like a huge tool. No, I'm putting you under citizens
rest, like all right, Idon't know if he was like a real
bad guy that, like it wasalready a proven thing. Yes, that's

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what I want to help out.Yeah, you attacked the lady at the
grocery store and like you drop kickedor kid. You never see anything that
kind of thing. I always comeup to the accident late. It's always
that way. All right, It'stannered you and Laura. Good morning,
Hey, good Monday, and Igotta do it. I just wanted to
comment. I think I missed somethingbetween the radio and the phone call,

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but I wanted to comment on thelady on the plane thing. Yeah,
okay, So what is it's beenat me here? Like you guys were
like, well, who's telling herto keep it hush hush? Well,
like, there's been stories of peoplewho see stuff and then you know,
they the government comes in or whoevercomes in and they're like, no,
you actually need to keep this underrafts and you're not allowed to say anything.

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So it's a big if she sawsomething. What if she actually saw
somethings. It's like that video thatsounded genuinely scared, Like it didn't seemed
like just a mental episode, Likethat was genuine fears, and she's like,
I don't want to be on here, like I am terrified. Look
at situations like that and maybe rightwhat, maybe everything you just said is
is true. But I look atsituations like that and I go, what's

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the more likely scenario? She hada mental breakdown? There was not a
shape shifter, not a person thathad turned from a lizard into a human.
That's most likely not a vampire.The most likely scenario is probably the
answer, and that's that she hada mental episode. And that's you know,
I guess that's true. It's morefun to think than what is though,
in my in my opinion, like, yeah, the reality is probably
the reality. That's probably, yes, she had a breakdown. However,

(27:02):
that's a little more fun to thingslike, Okay, well, what if
there was a lizard guy like youdo? What if we had a lizard
guy walking among us, like andhe like blinked and she like his eyes
Like you've seen Men in Black right, the movie where he bleved. You
can't say, I can't see theone in the year, but yes,
I agree with you. That wouldbe scared the aliens were real or whatever

(27:23):
you're this premonition or whatever he saidhe talked about the guy and Men in
Black one where that he blinked andthen he blinked another set of isolids.
Yeah, and uh, and yes, that would be scary. But you
can't if she saw an alien onthe plane. My only question is is
why is she back at the Airport, doing a layover and heading over to
John Wayne Airport. She was inLA to talk to the publisher about her

(27:45):
new book Deal which, by theway, Memoir comes out in January.
Pre order is available now on AmazonsKick it Out. The alien already made
his connection. He made it.He was he's at six Flags. Well
there you go if you want tosee those videos one of five ninebre dot
Com is the website and now throughsports ears Drew, Hello, is it

(28:14):
an embarrassment of riches or is ita problem in Dallas now that Trey Lands,
the third pick in the draft justa couple of years ago, has
been traded to the Cowboys to sitbehind Dak Prescott, who is the starter,
the big money winner, and waitingfor his chance, maybe for an
injury. I mean, let's rememberit was just like a year and a

(28:36):
half ago there or maybe two thatDak Prescott's foot almost fell off during a
game, and it costs me alot of money in that game as well.
I mean, honestly, the thingwas just held on by skin,
so it's not the strongest of ankles, and maybe it's just an insurance policy.
But if I'm the man somewhere andI'm throwing laser rockets and then you
bring in the third overall pick tosit behind me. I kind of feel

(28:56):
like maybe the time's gonna come whereI'm gonna be traded. But Trey Lance
is calling it a breath of freshair and talked about this when he said
when he was talking Dak Prescott,I'm not looking forward at all. I'm
just really trying to take it oneday at a time. And his guys
obviously played at a very high levelfor a very long time. So nothing
but you know, obviously just tonsand tons of respect for him as I

(29:17):
think he deserves and gets him acrossthe league. So for me, just
trying to learn everything I possibly canfrom him. Now, football and the
pro pro situation is coming in aweek, but this weekend you are knocking
at the door the first full weekof college football, and you'll get your
fill right there. And finally,Team US say, crush is Jordan in

(29:37):
the World Cup of Basketball. Now, I know you're thinking not Michael Jordan,
the country of Jordan, but quitefrankly, it would have been a
closer battle if Michael had been thereone ten sixty two the final there,
I think USA versus Michael would havebeen probably twenty thirty points closer. There's
sports all right, coming up next. We've got another pair of tickets to

(29:57):
go see comedian John Oliver at theSchnitz coming up September eighth. We need
callers ten and eleven rides now eightsix six four four five one oh five
nine. It's eight six six fourfour five one oh five nine. I'm
gonna read off some news headlines,Summer real, summer made up. You
just got a point out which oneis which to get the tickets. I'll

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do that after the Pumpkins Happy Wednesday, Spoiling Drag Station one to five nine
the Brew Tanner Drew the Law,get your voice heard using the talk back
feature on the iHeart radio ad downloadedfor free, and send Tanner, Drew
and Laura a message. Now,all right, we are getting closer and

(30:41):
closer to Bacon and Beer twenty sevenTanner two and Laura's Pumpkin Spice edition of
Bacon and Beer. I was thinkingthat, you know how, we were
talking about those dude wives yesterday thatare scented like pumpkin spice, king,
But we should get some of thoseand just give them away all right,
that could be consolation. That's fine. I did think. I did decide.

(31:02):
I think on a Halloween or youknow, not a Halloween costume,
but a costume for Casey. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna. I took
a I sent a Okay, hereit is. I sent this to Laura
Las Did you did you pick theone I wanted? Yeah? Oh yeah,
that's pretty amazing. What about thatis amazing? So Casey's gonna be
dressed as a giant pumpkin spiced latte. Yes, yeah, at bacon.

(31:23):
Yeah, it's got the straw andthe label and everything. He's just gonna
with his legs and arms sticking outon his head. It's gonna look ridiculous.
And he doesn't have it to showany skin. You also especially share
it back. Well, here's anotherone though, because there's another one that
did show skin. It was forladies and it shows a lot of legs.
I can't do that. Let me, we can't do that to Let's
get a look at the leg OhI didn't say that it We've got to

(31:45):
give it a break. I thinkotherwise he's gonna he's gonna stop coming to
our bacon and beers. It lookslike a children's Halloween costume. That looks
like something I would wear. Thatlooks pretty. That's nice. It's like
a two too. It's like likethat. It would expose his beautiful legs.
But I'm still team. He doesn'thave. He doesn't have to wear

(32:07):
pants with the loss. He doesn'tyou can have, you can have,
you can wear whatever he wants underthere. He's gonna hate it. He's
probably listening now and screaming at theradio. Oh, he's fine. This
is easier than being a mermaid totally. He's got to take the little victory.
He can actually walk in this one, so yeah, he can work
in it the whole time. Septembertwenty second, Bacon and Beer twenty seven

(32:29):
Pumpkin Spiced is going down at GilgameshBrewing, the campus location. Everyone who
shows up gets free bacon. Allright, So Salem, this is our
first time there. Come on out, show up, represent your town,
get some free bacon, and youcould walk away with a free trip to
Las Vegas to see Awakening at thewind Hotel. Boom pretty bad. I

(32:49):
love that show. Yeah, we'regonna take care of everything to your hotel,
your air fare, tickets to theshow, all that good stuff.
So uh, September twenty second,we'll see you there. It could be
real or complete bullsh You are fakenews. This is Jada's real news or
fake news. All right, SoI'm about to read off some headlines.
Some are reel, some are completelymade up. You just have to point

(33:12):
out which is which. To win. Monte Corants my home. And by
the way, we're giving away JohnOliver tickets to see him at the Schnitz
coming up September eighth. I sawhim last time he was in town.
I guess it was at the Keller. That's where we were at, ok,
and I was up in the nosebleedsand it was a it was a
A plus show. And maybe he'lltalk about his new podcast with all the
other night show hosts. So he'sfront of mine right now. All right,

(33:37):
let's meet our contestants. He iscalling from Silverton. His name is
Carlos. Good morning, Carlos,Hey, good morning everyone. How was
it in Silverton this morning? Cutelittle town, just got some overcast,
nothing to brag about. All right? All right, are the weed shops
in Silverton? Yeah? That goodquestion. I think there's two. So

(34:01):
they got a new it's enough.You know some cities are right gets banned
here, We're not ready, butas that, like when that happens,
if they crank the prices up alittle bit, if you if you've only
got two or if you're on aborder, you know, like a border
to one might have a higher pricebecause you know the one near my town.
They they dial up their prices.But I feel like any time I
go to the coast, it's moreexpensive. Like, be careful if you

(34:24):
walk in and they've got nice,rich mahogany, because they're paying for that
with your your prices. Right,all right, dude, you gotta get
three out of five to win.Some of these headlines are real, some
are fake. You just gotta pointout which is which. All right,
Yep, it's time to play realnews. Are fake news? Real or
fake? Carlos expecting moms swear Starbuckspregnancy drink and deuces labor? Is that

(34:53):
a fake story? Oh man,get me a cup of that. That's
gonna sit. I'm gonna say,tell Amy about this. Get just like
a mustache of it. How muchdo I drink? Reel or fake?
Illinois judge blocks Taylor Swift fans fromnaming daughter cruel summer. That's gotta be

(35:16):
a real story. Is that areal story? It sounds like it would
be real. Yeah, you're bumpingoff the rails here, dude. Oh
and two you get one more wrong. You have to listen to us.
Give your tickets to somebody who's justwaiting under their line doing nothing, absolutely
nothing, get a little life,Come on? Real or fake barbar Barbara

(35:40):
turned pastor Tattoo's entire face to looklike a clown. I'm gonna tell his
real names on that one reel.Or fake fingernail transplants gaining poppy larity for

(36:00):
celebs who want perfect manicures, nothinglike. That's gotta be real. Is
that a real story? I knewit? Oh God, I mean that's
pain. Gives me the heebie jeebies. Bros. Prisoner reward technique. You

(36:25):
don't do that down at Lee's nails. That's why, Carlos, you gotta
listen to us. Give your ticketsto somebody else, bro, Hang on,
is this all right? Is thistofur? From Vancouver to this is
tofur the toad in Vancouver, butfrom Newburg, Okay, toast to the
loaf from the berg. Yeah,from the bird. Congratulations, dude,

(36:47):
you just got tickets to go seeJohn Oliver because Carlos crap the best.
I don't think he had a pumpkinspice joke in there. In there,
Yeah, drive by in Starbucks andget yourself a pumpkin spice loot. Yeah
sale, Now make you feel better, all right, Carlos, We gotta
let you go, buddy dragging lateror tomorrow or whatever. Yeah, but

(37:09):
that's always a bummer. I feelbad when they like you like the person
and you're like, yeah, you'rerooting for him. It always pleases me
when you find the person kind ofannoying and they lose. But yeah,
that didn't happen today. Today wasa bummer. Carlos seemed like a nice
guy. You seem like a niceguy too, though, Telf. Yeah,
yeah, the TIF makes you feelbetter when he's stoked. All right,
Hang on the phone. Oh yeah, the TOLF is always stoked the

(37:35):
top, all right, Hang onToeford all right, get your phone going
full and Sino man. So yes, this barber turned pastor who tattooed his
entire face to look like a clown, why would you do that? Like
after he turned past or decided he'sa celebrity barber in California with a fully
tattooed clown face, and he's,yeah, I guess, I guess he

(37:57):
got the tattoo. And then nowhe's becoming okay, so he was probably
a little upside down when he madethat. That would make more sense,
right, like this is my oldlife, but here I'm a new persons
over my face still look like aclown. Richie the barber who is who
has also forked out tongue implants.All right, Richie's got some body issues.

(38:17):
He also has implants under his eyebrows. No, he's a motivational speaker,
and now he says he's ready toanswer a higher spit a spiritual calling
as a pastor. It sounds likehe figured out the way to make a
little more money. Well. Andalso, I mean, when you look
like that, wouldn't you use itto your advantage? Like this was my
old life, this is what happenedstraight from the past, when you look

(38:39):
like the joker, yeah all thetime? Yeah right. It isn't pastor
a loose term. It's like,yeah, I'm a pastor. Now,
how long you've been a pastor?That doesn't matter I found. God,
you're like, how long sick?Did you go to seminary? No?
No, I know there was anonline document. Yeah right, like you're
you're ordained. Did you do that? Straight up? Minister? How long
did it take you? Like nineminutes including printing out the email? All

(39:02):
right, good to know. Igot to do that later this year,
you too will be a minister.It's a club, because club Laura's going
to marry her friends. Yes,yes, yes, I am officiating a
wedding, afficiating it. Sorry,she's not married. It would be awesome
if the night power thruffle. Thatwould be so Portland. Anyway, we'll
put a picture up of this,this tattooed pastor. Oh see, I

(39:25):
gotta see his facial quick. I'msure he looks like a goof trooper.
I mean full face. I meaneven when your clown makeup is on just
for the night. I'm fright,like, is it creepy clown makeup?
Oh my god in heaven, helooks like he looks like the clown from
like what was that car racing game? But they just made a show out

(39:46):
of it. And he even hasthe hair with the toughs the old PlayStation
game with the clown trip Twisted Metaldoesn't look like the Twisted Metal clown.
Yeah, don't love it. Thehell is that? I don't love it?
Why would you do the delivery though? Yeah? I mean it's nicely
done. I mean he looks likea bad guy in like a Jackie Chan

(40:10):
movie, Like so over the topthat a gang of these guys would pop
out with chains version of a punkrocker nightmare inducing. All right, we'll
put it online. One to fivenine the brew dot Com now our brew
News Update powered by advent Is HealthPortland and no HSU Health partner. Here's

(40:30):
Laura Well. For those following HurricaneAdelia. It made landfall this morning,
but it was downgraded from a categoryfour to a three shortly before that happened.
It is still packing winds of upto one hundred and twenty five miles
an hour. I'd hit the BigBend of Florida, which I didn't.
I had never heard that reference before. Big Bend, but it's where the

(40:53):
Peninsula emerges with the Panhandle, andit's the first time that area of Florida
has been hit by a storm likethis since eighteen fifty. They were good.
Yeah, so right in Florida's armpitexactly, and nobody who lives there
has ever seen anything like this before. And now it has been downgraded to

(41:13):
a Category two, it'll be aCategory one by the time it makes it
to Georgia and into parts of SouthCarolina tomorrow morning. But as always,
the storm surge could be a problem, and with that super blue moon thing
that's going on tonight, they're sayingthat could cause even more of an issue.
Time to teach your grandmother how touse your smart TV because Netflix has

(41:35):
announced they are ending it's DVD service. Yes, they are still sending out
DVDs, but they'll stop shipping DVDsin about a month. Netflix also announced
that subscribers will not be charged forany unreturned discs after September twenty nine.
They told customers to enjoy their finalshipments first long and I mean if you

(41:55):
have them, I mean give ita few years. They might be collectors.
I did that with block Buster.Yeah, maybe a whole bunch,
a whole bunch of Blockbusters stuff athome. Yeah, oh yeah. The
amount of money went unpaid, it'sgot to be noseblea monumental. I probably
would have kept him alive, honestly, just no worries. If you're looking

(42:15):
to buy a house, good luck. But according to a wallet hub survey,
they've ranked Hillsboro and Vancouver actually amongthe best cities in the nation to
do that. Coup is coming up. They're gonna redo that whole like boardwalk
area or like a Pike's Market orwhat. It's gonna be. Sick,
it will be. But they're doingthis based on home prices and livability.

(42:38):
Is traffic on this list, Idon't know. I mean, if you
work in the coup or if youwork in the bridge field or something,
that's great. Actually good point.What if you work at Nike and you
live in Hillsboro, you don't havea commute. Boy, if you've worked
like downtown Portland and you're living inVancouver, it's just a case in Vancouver
and it takes them sometimes an hour, what hour and twenty minutes to get

(43:00):
here. Yeah, well it takesme a long time sometimes and I live
south of Vancouver still, but Imean that stretch of I five is just
a complete nightmare almost always. Butthey say Hillsboro came in at number eighteen,
Vancouver came in at number thirty.Four in terms of just like affordability
and things like that. The topcity, by the way to buy a

(43:20):
home is McKinney, Texas. Soif you feel like moving up Texas,
get a managion for forty eight hundreddollars place to go. Yeah, more
on those stories. One of fivenine the brew dot Com thank you.
We want to know coming up next, what's something a stranger like you see
the stranger do something and you're like, while that person's a jerk. What's
something someone does that you think toyourself while that person is a jerk?

(43:43):
Eight six six four four five oneoh five nine. Your calls coming up.
Joined the conversation at eight six sixfour four five one oh five nine.
You're away, get up at Enner, Drew and Laura, all right,

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this morning, we'd love to know. What's something you can see a
stranger do that instantly makes you thinkthat they are a jerk. The other
day I held door the door.It was yesterday I held the door open
for somebody and they just blew rightpast me. Didn't say a thing like
I'm just some some you know,bell hoop at a hotel or some little
hat on any being. Come onin most of the time, I don't
say anything, but everyone's in allgoal and you're welcome that you're welcome,

(44:30):
because it just crushes even if theydon't look back, you know they heard
it. Yeah, that's right,Laura. You thought of this the other
day, right, because you knowyou saw something that you're like, wow,
what a jerk? Well, wewere. We were just talking in
the news about how terrible traffic isdriving up to Vancouver on I five.
I was on the Fremont Bridge andthat whole area is such a mess because

(44:53):
people are trying to cross over likefour lanes of traffic to get here,
there, and everywhere. And Iencountered two types of people, and I
had very different opinions about both ofthem, even though I knew neither of
them. What kind of people areare you talking about? It? So?
Okay, bumper to bumper traffic,right, somebody is trying to get

(45:13):
over to the right hand lane orwhatever needs to cut over. They have
their blinker on. I say,come on in, I like you,
you have to make room for thesepeople, right. It's not just like
they can sneak over, it's likeyou have to stop and let them over.
First person waves thank you thanks forletting me in. You know,
I always wave. I'm like,what a nice person. They're so grateful.

(45:37):
That person is a nice person.Right, I do it again for
someone else down the road. Nowave. That person is a jerk in
my mind, because you're out ofyour way to let them in and you
wanted a little acknowledgement. Right.It's like if I hadn't to let you
in, you might have never gottenover. I get it, you know,
I get it. It's very irritating. You know, you shouldn't do

(46:00):
nice things expecting something back. ButI hear you know what I do.
I do, but I know itdoes bother me. It's the same thing.
It's the exact same thing when youopen the door for somebody and they
walk right. But it's the samething. So I get it. Let's
go to the phones real quick,and I got a lot of Facebook messages
and some talkbacks to play here.Let's go to is this conrad? Yep?

(46:23):
What up? Brother? Yeah?Yeah? When you're stopped at the
railroad tracks behind the right line thatyou're supposed to stop behind, yeah,
something pulled up next year and cutsome funny and stops some attack like you're
giving the space so you don't gethit by a train. But they're like,
hey, this looks like a goodspot. Yeah, they're also idiots.
There are so and I don't knowif you're dumb or just like ignorant

(46:45):
to the rules like these people.It's the same thing when you're at a
free right turn after you stop,that's not an option. You can't decide
to sit there. You stop andif it's open, you know, but
people will just sit there and belike I only do agree lights. Well,
you don't drive. Then it blowsme away, the entitlement on the
roads. Thanks Conrad, we appreciateit. I W I see those videos

(47:06):
on TikTok of like drag racers orsomebody on the freeway just weaving in and
out of traffic and then they endup wrecking themselves. I always go good
and good as long as you don'thear anybody else, got I hope you
wrapped your car on a tree.And if you're that big awadded trash to
be doing that. Half of themalso don't signal, so they're just drifting
blindly like your life means zero,right, and they don't care about anybody

(47:28):
else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, your life I see what you're saying.
Yeah, they don't care about goodpeople behind you who could die from
you. But I hope you getthere. Two minutes before me, we
got a couple of messages on theFacebook. Lynn said, what makes me
instantly think someone is a jerk isblocking an aisle with their grocery carts so
you can't get around. It makesme crazy, And it seems to happen
all the time. And it's andthey're just like an old you know,

(47:52):
an old woman just standing in themiddle of the aisle. She got a
glazed ham in there. I don'tknow how she got it in. There's
too heavy, she can't pick itup. And they just are they ignoring
that you're standing there with a cartand they could simply move it over.
And I could go like, you'rejust you're like, are you blind?
To me? I think a lotof it is they're just oblivious to their
surroundings. They're staring at the beans. To me, that's the thing that
makes you makes me think you're ajerk is when you just think you're the

(48:13):
only one taking up the entire aisle. You're walking around your own bubble in
the middle of a grocery store theytake up. It's like a canoe condition
that people have the last twenty thirtyyears that they think that the star of
their own TV show and it's everyoneelse's supporting cast, and so they have
that mentality We're like, this ismy time, right, Yeah, and
some people are so oblivious to thefact that they're even doing it, or

(48:36):
it's like all you have to dois look around and pay attention, and
they're so socially broken because they juststare at their phone or the beans they're
buying. There's no interaction. Dustinsays that when you see someone littering,
he instantly thinks they're a jerky Yeah, well they're a big gulp cup out.
That's true, they are. Dustinsays, when you hold the door
open for someone and they don't evenacknowledge you, yep, that's one of
mine. Angela says anytime someone givesyou an attitude or gets an attitude of

(49:00):
the person in customer service over thesmallest inconvenience. Yeah, undeserved rude behavior
to anyone working is an instant triggerfor me. Like if you're at a
grocery store and you start throwing twoto the lady, who's given you nothing?
You're an a hole right like,there's no coming back. Nine nine
seven is our lazy boy text line. They've got a lot of calls,

(49:21):
a lot of talkbacks, a lotof message to play back in and now
true sports. Here's dwell Well it'sa new home for Trey Lands says he
is transitioning from San Francisco to theDallas Cowboys. Okay, yeah, not

(49:44):
the standard issue transition, but itis. I mean no, that would
be cool too. It can bethe same type of a process you look
at the fan base is normally thesetwo don't cross hairs. They have some
of the greatest showdowns in the historyof NFL football. And now Trey Lands,
who was the third over all pig, We'll be on the other side
of the ball. But wouldn't thatbe a fire inside of you? Like

(50:05):
everybody thought you were going to begreat and they threw you away right after
you got injured and didn't give youthe opportunity to play out your contract.
If he ever gets in a startingrole where he gets to go up against
the Niners, might be a goodidea to look at the betting line on
that and see if DraftKings might justchange your life. Also, Team USA

(50:27):
rocked Jordan yesterday, which was expectedin the FIBA World Cup one ten to
sixty two, So if you missthat one snooze fest. And finally,
Venus Williams says bye bye at theUS Open she gets destroyed. She is
forty three and still in better shapethan ninety nine percent of people her age.
But now will she move into TV? Will she just go sit on

(50:49):
her millions? It'll be up toVenus moving forward. There's just sports all
right. Coming up next, wewant to know what's something you can see
a stranger do that instantly makes youthink they're a jerk. You know,
they're cutting you off in traffic,not using their blinker, Maybe didn't say
thank you when you held the dooropen. What makes you think, Wow,
that person I don't even know them, but I can tell that they're
a jerk. Yeah, just bythe way they act. What is that

(51:12):
thing? Eight six six four fourfive one oh five nine. You can
also send us a talk back messageto the iHeartRadio app downloading for your cell
phone. Once you have the Brucestreaming, press the microphone. But this
morning, we want to know what'ssomething stranger. You know, what's something

(51:34):
a stranger? What? What?What's happening? Here's have a stroke?
I think so I think it's possiblebecause you say, Laura, Oh,
what's something a stranger can do thatautomatically makes you think they're a sure?
Thank you? That's what he meant. Couldn't get that out for some reason.
Yeah, I mean you've said itlike thirteen times, so what it's
clear at yeah point, But Laurawith the save, I appreciate you.

(51:55):
Yes, eight six six four fourfive one oh five nine is the phone
number. You know. One thingthat really bothers me is uh, the
person who doesn't use their blinker theirturn signal. Yeah, And it's like,
I think to myself, what makesyou think you can't? What makes
you think you don't have to useyour turns? Like in every situation like
switching lanes or just like yes,the next off, it takes zero effort.

(52:21):
That's why they put it right there. It's not like you reach into
the back seat to hit a button. It's too lazy to flick your finger.
Well, and it's muscle memory forme, like it's part of turning.
Yeah, So I don't even Idon't even think not to use it.
Yeah, it is muscle memory.So if you're not using it,
that means you're probably a bad driver. Probably never use it. Have it.
And if you if it's entitlement,like I'm just I'm just doing this.

(52:42):
I'm a better driver than you.Guys, you are the worst.
Yep, everyone hates you. You'rethe You're the problem. Suspect one.
We got some talkback messages through theiHeartRadio app, which you can download for
your cell phone. It's free.Once you have the brew streaming, press
the microphone button to recall it.Brokero, good morning. I got one
driving down the freeway. You're inthe I don't know, right lane,

(53:04):
middle lane of three lanes, andbasically you have a car speeding up behind
you, and there's plenty of roombehind you, of course, but the
car coming up behind you fast decidesto pass you on the left, get
in front of you to slow downto then get back over to the right
to exit. When I go shoppingwith my wife, she's oblivious to her

(53:30):
surroundings. I constantly have to tellher, honey, it's get over,
honey. There's there's something behind us, honey. You know it's just some
people just don't don't know there's surroundingthings. I don't know. Yeah,
it makes me crazy too, Bro, that guy's finding a way to exists.
I don't know. Okay, whatnothing, just because to say,

(53:52):
where would you be without you?Way? Okay, I can't really say
your jerk because it's a courtesy typeof thing. But when you're on the
highway and you guys see a policeofficer pulled somebody over and everybody's his size,
who go twenty five? You donot have to slow down that much,

(54:15):
rubbin or something like that. Youguys don't do that for told trucks
and people that are just straggling onthe side of the road. That makes
me want to snap you in yourface. So this lady was in the
grocery store and I told her.I said, that's twice you've cut me
off. And she said, it'snot like you're on the road driving a
car. And I said, atleast you could say is excuse me.

(54:37):
And she looked at me and didn'tsay a word and left. So that's
the rude kind of people in thegrocery store. I don't like, thank
you. This supermarkets sweep over.Here's card my car has to get through.
I gotta get this honey bag damprubbin's racing out there, and I

(55:00):
treat my cart just like a vehicle, you know. I stay on the
right side. I mean, Iare you trying to even use my blinker?
And you and I over apologize,which is also we say excuse me
a lot, but that's what makesit civil. Yeah. I do to
the point where I even talk tomy therapist about it, Like I feel
like I'm apologizing for just existing,you know, like I'm apologizing for just

(55:22):
being in I feel like I'm alwaysin the way, you know, and
when I'm in public. And soshe told me stop apologizing and just say
excuse me. Yeah, And soI've really been trying to do that,
but it's hard because sometimes it justcomes up, Oh, I'm sorry,
it's all my fault. Yeah,I'm sorry for taking up space. Even
when it's their fault, I willsay I'm sorry. I'm the same same
here. I just yell, I'mnot sorry, you're in the way.

(55:43):
Randa, get out of here.All right, Let's go to line one.
Person's been on hold for a fewminutes. I'm sorry to keep you
waiting. It's Tannard You and Laura, What is a thing somebody like a
stranger can do that instantly makes youthink they're a jerk. Well, I
drive dump trucks, so and lanesare merging and there's that one car that
has to creep in right at thefront trender area and you can barely see

(56:07):
them, but they just have tobe that one ahead, and you're like,
then you get over and then youend up passing them. Anyways,
It's like you could have just I'mworking and I'm huge, I can barely
see you, right, Yeah,but I'm another one like someone holding the
door open, like my fifteen yearold does it all the time, especially
a child, and you can't thankyou. Yeah, yeah, it's very

(56:30):
easy. I gotta be honest.So I'm that person who doesn't want to
be behind the truck, so Itry to get around it. It's so
well because I don't want to seethe stuffs coming up. I don't want
to I don't want to be chewingthe exhaust, like you can't stand the
smell of like a like a TriMetbus, you know, the exhaust it
comes off of it, or asemi truck or some leave some space you
don't know. No one said thatthe tailgates the no zone. That's what

(56:53):
they called it in driver's training.They had a song to go with it
and never stay out of the nose, all right. That was my thighs.
We we appreciate the call, thankyou so much. She drifts dump
trucks, drip dump truck. That'swhat the song's about. I got a
lot of text messages on our lazyBoy text line at nine eight one,

(57:15):
nine seven. This one. Thistext message comes from thirty five ninety one.
They're saying something that makes me thinksomeone is an instant jerk. A
simple thing and not saying hello backcommon courtesy. Someone says hello, you
say hello back. I hate beingignored if they don't say it back.
I always think to myself, whata jerk too cool to say hi to
me? Dude brought that? Iagree with you. It happened literally just

(57:37):
yesterday. I was leaving the radiostation. I bumped into a saleslady that
we work with. I've worked withher a few times and I said hello
to her, and she just lookedat me and then looked right back to
the elevator. You can't do thatto people and as I waked MICUs I
was going to the bathroom, Ijust went, oh, okay, they
deserve that, so rude because I'mgonna say, maybe she didn't hear you,
but she obviously made eye contact,and yeah, I mean she might

(57:58):
not have heard it, because afterI said okay, she goes, oh,
so she didn't know. Yeah.I don't want to I don't want
it to be weird later. ButI totally ignored you right there. I've
done that a few times. Assoon as I say okay in a tone,
they go yeah. But then afterI say okay, and then clearly
they feel bad and I feel badfor saying exactly and I'm like, oh,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Iknew you weren't being a jerk room

(58:19):
when really I thought you were beinga total That's why I threw myself down
the elevator shaft. I felt toterm, it's probably fair enough. This
was text message coming from fifty fiveseventy two. My biggest issue with people
as nobody says excuse me anymore orpardon me when you're going by someone or
you're in their bubble. See.You know, since my dad is from
England, we weren't even allowed tosay what. So like if you if

(58:42):
somebody, if you, if Ididn't understand what you said, it was
pardon or pardon me. If yousaid what they would say back to you
what because it was funny, properEnglish. Nobody is from a different countries.
My family was big on may Ican I, yeah, and you
and I instead of yes, meand you or whatever yeah Drew and I

(59:05):
yeah, not me and Drew.But there are some things that they got
completely wrong, Like my mother andmy grandmother both say especially, and it's
the same thing with espresso. AndI grew up saying it like that.
Yeah, and and like I wenton the radio of our first job and
I was saying, especially when youdo this, and then someone called it
out and I felt like an idiotbecause I've been saying it like that my

(59:27):
whole life. People add excess toa lot of words, like instead of
ask you a question, ask youa question. It's also partially accent.
You know you come from texts hasa different accent than they do here.
And my uncle says instead of sayinglike that, he says, lock it.
You do like it. It's likea little roller regional Let's see another
thing that somebody does like a stranger. Another thing a stranger can do that

(59:51):
instantly makes you think they're a jerk. This guy says from fourteen eighty two.
Who lets the dog crap in youryard but doesn't clean it up?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, ohyeah that I mean that. I don't
swing a door open for much.But if as someone did it on purpose
right on a manicured little golf courselooking circle, oh man, it come
out hot? What about this one? This one says, instantly makes me

(01:00:12):
think someone's a jerk. Anyone whodresses up in golf attire ever, even
if you golf, I think you'rea jerk. All right, I am
actually golfing with my nephews today,Like I think you should dress it like
a nineteen twenties golf o. Someknickers were shorts. Yeah, I've never

(01:00:35):
had. I do have the plaidpants I could wear for you. You
should, can you please? Noeighty two nineteen says when people pace each
other on hold on, people paceeach other on the freeway and will not
let you pass them, even worsewhen they're constantly going ten or fifteen under
the speed limits. My hide too, Just speed limit oblivious. I'm hoping

(01:00:55):
you're oblivious and not just absolutely doingit on purpose or just mean. Yeah,
what's something a stranger does? Ican't I don't know why I'm falling
apart saying this line. I gotsome sleep last night too. What's something
a stranger does in public that youinstantly makes I give up? That's good

(01:01:16):
enough, I'm done saying it's prettyLaura, please help me out. Oh,
that's something as stranger does that makesyou think that they are a jerk?
Thank you? Word solid. Thismorning, it's one O five nine
the Brew, Tanner, Drew andLaura. We are streaming video in real
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Check out our our spikecam live streamon all the socials. You just type

(01:01:39):
it out one of five nine theBrew or Tanner, Drew and Laura and
watch it that way. We alsohave daily video clips, so if you
don't watch the live stream, youcan catch the video clips on our socials
as well. Yeah, we wantto know this morning, what's something a
stranger does in public that makes youinstantly think that they are a jerk?
Nailed that? Nice job? Yeah, smooth's professional we got some text message

(01:02:00):
is coming in on a lazy boytext line jerk red flags. This is
from ninety thirty one flags people thatdrive sports cars, luxury vehicles, and
jacked up big trucks with no dirton them. All of them also bumper
stickers, according to ninety thirty one. Yes, I know a lot of
people know how the cars left onthe road front. Well, I also
feel that way kind of about fastcars, like cars that were designed to

(01:02:22):
be driven fast and people who thendrive them slow. I'm like, why
did you even buy the car?Bro It's like, yeah, having a
jeep with no dirt on it?Like what? This one from seventy eight
seventeen says. One thing that instantlymakes me think someone is a jerk people
who don't return their shopping carts.If you are one of those people,
the only way to redeem yourself isby being kind and offering to return someone

(01:02:44):
else's cart on your way into thestore. Bonus points if they're elderly or
if they have small children. Listen. I get people's frustration with the card
thing, but I was at Myonly job that wasn't in radio was a
card attendant at the Clackamus Town Center. And I don't get that mad.
I see people return cards. Idon't. I don't get in like a
fury. But it's not only doubt. It's not only about you, the

(01:03:07):
person who has to collect all thecarts and then roll into a car or.
I hate it when people like parkit like they leave their shopping cart
in an empty parking spot that somebodyelse could have parked it, and then
now you have to get out andmove. Yeah, just in conspiritating into
and considerate. But people were like, there's a whole like YouTube channel cart
and arcs where the guy was likea jerk flag in your hood and to

(01:03:29):
let it ruin your day, letit ruin your day, where like I've
heard people say what instantly things makesme think they should be killed they don't
return their cart. I've heard peoplesay crazy things like that, which is
aggressive comment. I think. Ido think it's a reflection on who you
are as a person. If youcannot even it's a fair It is a
fair thing to have in this inthis because when you see it, you're

(01:03:51):
not like, yeah, well that'sa team player. Like when you when
you see him do the left right, left, and jog back in their
car, which is almost all theeffort to take it to the thing as
a card attendant. And I haveto admit I occasionally do this, Taylor,
Why occasionally do this? Baby?I'll tell you what I do.
I don't ever leave it and likelike a parking lot that's like on a

(01:04:11):
like an incline or a decline orwhatever, and I always prop it up
on the curve. Bro And yougot, Wow, what a homie.
Tanner's got cart credits? Though youthink about it, He's returned so many
cards. What does that cancel out? I'm being a chair. It's no,
that's like saying that's like saying Idon't tip at restaurants because I used

(01:04:33):
to be a servant. Not that'snot how standard. You're still getting a
light now. I don't know.I think he's got cart credits. I
agree some people will think I'm ahuget. There's no such thing. But
as a card attendant, I don'tthink you're a huge jerk. I was
an OG card attendant, all right. I wasn't invest One of your one

(01:04:54):
of your brethren, was struggling atCostco a couple of days ago, and
he had one of the flatbeds andhe didn't realize that you have to do
that whole swivel thing, and hewas just lodged in there. And I
went and I helped him. Ohgood, See that makes you a good
part. Yeah, because he's asweaty cart kid, like he's going to
collect your cards all day. WhenI had when I first started a target

(01:05:14):
and like ninety eight or something like, No, it's ninety God, it
was ninety six or seven even whoa. So they didn't have it. They
didn't have that robot. So wehad to push everything manually. Yeah,
what was the max number of cardswho were allowed? Yeah, it was
there like a competition. So thelegal limit of target at the time he
was twenty and I pushed one hundredand thirty And no you didn't. It's

(01:05:39):
really nothing hard. It's hard toget it going, but once you get
it going. I did. Thatthing had a porn curve on it though,
Dude, I held up traffic forlike ten minutes. I got in
trouble. I got written up forthat. Look, that's why a maximum
is twenty car. Here comes thetrain, babeck me and the other guys
who are trying to figure out howmany we could push, and I just
started, We're gonna do all ofthem real mistakes. It's like there's no

(01:06:00):
shopping carts left in the store becausetanners trying to push. So if you
go to that target a clock ofUS Town Center, you know, you
pull into the parking lot and yougot that parking lot in your right and
targets on your left. So Iwas parallel to the building and I was
all the way down to At thetime, it was like a CD store.
Oh Sam, take a day toeven get it moving. It was
a good ten minutes. People werejust sitting there. That's amazing. So

(01:06:20):
we just put a TV in theirtrunk and they had to sit there because
I think the cart wrapped around it. It was a simpler time. It
was probably the best entertainment they gotall day. And then we TikTok when
you got a card at ten onehundred and fifty cars. We finally got
that robot thing, and dude,it was a game changer. I don't
see any places that have that,so you got to robot. Yeah,
the last year, six months orsomething like that, we had it.

(01:06:43):
I want to hear from somebody whowas a victim of Tanner's cart traffic channel
of fat dent in their car becausemaybe I do it more than I admitted
on the air. Yeah, andmaybe there's a little bit of an incline.
Maybe I don't always prop it upon the curb. I'm busy.
God, all right, this iscarryn care. Stop calling it. Let's

(01:07:11):
play some talkbacks. You know.I hate dumb ass blonde driving their big
ass truck in the fast lane holdingup eighteen people domba asking the hell over
it does? The brunettes, though, are fine? They yeah, they're
they're grad at riding. I don't, I don't. I just any big
truck in the fast lane that's goingslow, any big truck at all.

(01:07:32):
Well, yeah, you still likethe big trucks. What if you're going
golfing in a big truck double jerk, Hey bru crew Jay Rock and Vancouver
here. One of the things Ihate the most is phantom breakers, people
who put on their brakes needlessly forno reason whatsoever and cause all of the

(01:07:55):
traffic jams because nobody cut them off. They've got plenty of clearing. They're
not speeding. They just tapped theirbreak flash that light. Yeah, for
a second, and then the nextguy tapped his break for two seconds,
and so on and so forth.Actually got in a car accident because somebody
did that once. They tapped theirbrakes from they saw a shadow, is
what they said, and I endedup rear ending them. Tap he tap

(01:08:18):
that throne. Yep. All right, more your calls and text coming up.
Also, your next shot to flyto Las Vegas to see our iHeartRadio
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Brew, Tanner, Drew and Laura. We are streaming video in real time
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(01:08:40):
out our spycam live stream on allthe socials. You just type it out
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that way. We also have dailyvideo clips, so if you don't watch
the live stream, you can catchthe video clips on our socials as well.
Yeah, we want to know thismorning, what's something a stranger does
in public that makes you instantly thinkthat they were a jerk? Nailed that
job? Yeah, that was smooth, professional. We got some text messages

(01:09:03):
coming in on a lazy boy textline jerk red flags. This is from
ninety thirty one. Bone flags peoplethat drive sports cars, luxury vehicles,
and jacked up big trucks with nodirt on them. All of them also
bumper stickers. According to ninety thirtyone, Yes, I know a lot
of people know how the cars lefton the road front. Well, I

(01:09:23):
also feel that way kind of aboutfast cars, like cars that were designed
to be driven fast and people whothen drive them slow. I'm like,
why did you even buy the car? Bro It's like, yeah, having
a jeep with no dirt on it? Like what? This one from seventy
eight seventeen says. One thing thatinstantly makes me think someone is a jerk
people who don't return their shopping carts. If you are one of those people,

(01:09:44):
the only way to redeem yourself isby being kind and offering to return
someone else's cart on your way intothe store. Bonus points if they're elderly
or if they have small children.Listen, I get people's frustration with the
card thing, but I was acart My only job that wasn't in radio
was a cart attendant at the clockmust Town Center. And I don't get
that mad when I see people returncards. I don't. I don't get

(01:10:05):
in like a fury. But it'snot only doubt. It's not only about
you, the person who has tocollect all the carts and then into a
roll into a car or I hateit when people like park it, like
they leave their shopping cart in anempty parking spot that somebody else could have
parked it, and then now youhave to get out and move. Yeah,
just in conspritating into in considerate.But people were like, there's a

(01:10:28):
whole like YouTube channel cart and arcswhere the guy was like a jerk flag
in your hood and to let itruin your day, let it ruin your
day. Where like I've heard peoplesay what instantly things makes me think they
should be killed they don't return theircart. I've heard people say crazy things
like that, which is aggressive.Think I do think it's a reflection on
who you are as a person.If you cannot even it's a fair It

(01:10:48):
is a fair thing to have inthis in this because when you see it,
you're not like, yeah, wellthat's a team player. Like when
you when you see him do theleft right, left and jog back in
their car, which is almost allthe effort to take it to the thing.
I was a card attendant, andI have to admit I occasionally do
this, Taylor. Why occasionally dothis? Baby? I'll tell you what

(01:11:10):
I do. I don't ever leaveit and like like a parking lot that's
like on a like an incline ora decline or whatever, and I always
prop it up on the curve.Bro And you got, Wow, what
a homie. Taylor's got cart credits. Though you think about it, He's
returned so many cards. What doesthat cancel out? I'm being a chair.
It's no, that's like saying that'slike saying I don't tip at restaurants

(01:11:38):
because I used to be a server, not not. That's not how standard.
You're still getting a light now.I don't know. I think he's
got cart credits. I agree.Some people will think I'm a huge there's
no such thing. But as acard attendant, I don't think you're a
huge jerk. I was an OGcard attendant, all right. I was
an invest One of your one ofyour brethren, was struggling at Costco a

(01:12:00):
couple of days ago, and hehad one of the flatbeds and he didn't
realize that you have to do thatwhole swivel thing, and he was just
lodged in there. And I wentand I helped him. Oh good,
see that makes you a good part. Yeah, because he's a sweaty cart
kid, like he's going to collectyour cards all day. When I had
when I first started a target andlike ninety eight or something like, No,
it's ninety God, it was ninetysix or seven even whoa. So

(01:12:26):
they didn't have it. They didn'thave that robot. So we had to
push everything manually. Yeah, whatwas the max number of cards who were
allowed? Yeah, it was therelike a competition. So the legal limit
of target at the time he wastwenty and I pushed one hundred and thirty
And no you didn't. It's reallynothing hard. It's hard to get it
going, but once you get itgoing. I did. That thing had
a porn curve on it though.Dude, I held up traffic for like

(01:12:48):
ten minutes. I got in trouble. I got written up for that.
Look, that's why a maximum istwenty car. Here comes the train,
babeck me and the other guys whoare trying figure out how many we could
push, and I just stopped it. We're gonna do all of them real
mistakes. So there's no shopping cartsleft in the store because Tanner's trying to
push. So if you go tothat target a clock of Mustown Center,

(01:13:10):
you know, you pull into theparking lot and you got that parking lot
in your right and targets on yourleft. So I was parallel to the
building and I was all the waydown to At the time, it was
like a CD store. Oh Sam, take a day to even get it
moving. It was a good tenminutes. People were just sitting there.
That's amazing. So we just puta TV in their trunk and they had
to sit there because I think cartwrapped around it. It was a simpler
time. It was probably the bestentertainment they got all day. And then

(01:13:32):
we TikTok when you got a cardat ten one hundred and fifty cars.
We finally got that robot thing,and dude, it was a game changer.
I don't see any places that havethat, So you got to robot.
Yeah, the last year, sixmonths or something like that, we
had it. I want to hearfrom somebody who was a victim of Tanner's
cart traffic channel of fat dimp intheir car because maybe I do it more

(01:13:55):
than I admitted on the air.Yeah, and maybe there's a little bit
of an incline because maybe I don'talways prop it up on a curve.
I'm busy. God, all right, this is carryn care. Stop calling
it. Let's play some talkbacks.You know. I hate domb ass blonde

(01:14:20):
driving their big ass truck in thefast lane, holding up eighteen people domba
asking the hell over it does?The brunettes, though, are fine?
They yeah, they they're graded frightning. I don't, I don't. I
just any big truck in the fastlane that's going slow, any big truck
at all. Well, yeah,you don't like the big trucks. What
if you're going golfing in a bigtruck? Double jerk, Hey bru crew

(01:14:44):
Jay Rock and Vancouver here. Oneof the things I hate the most is
phantom breakers, people who put ontheir brakes needlessly for no reason whatsoever,
and cause all of the traffic jamwas because nobody cut them off. They've
got plenty of clearance, they're notspeeding. They just tapped their breake,

(01:15:05):
flash that light for a second andthen the next guy tapped his break for
two seconds, and so on andso forth. Actually got in a car
accident because somebody did that once.They tapped their brakes from that they saw
a shadow, is what they said, and I ended up rear ending them
out. Tap he tapped that throne. Yep, all right, more your
calls and text coming up. Also, your next shot to fly to Las

(01:15:28):
Vegas to see our iHeartRadio Music festivalnext month is coming up right after Green
Day. Listen to that keyword onone oh five nine the breaks you're listening
to Danner, Drew and Laura,good morning. Our next bacon and beer

(01:15:50):
is set. We are super stokedbecause we've never been to sailing before and
now's the time. Yeah, feellike we need some fanfare, something,
something big and magical, like thatsound that we play when someone wins something.
Him Harry calms, so nice.Well, absolutely, here we come.

(01:16:13):
Because it's like to get drunk.It's imagine if you'll go bored.
I should have let him finish.I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Like Lebanon, Lebanon or Silverton wouldburn all those places where it's too far.

(01:16:39):
Normally it's not too far. Niceand there are tons of people who
drive up from Salem. It seemslike every single bacon and beer, we
meet a handful of people, sothey're turned to be at home base.
Yeah, so hopefully some people fromPortland will drive down there because everyone who
shows up gets free bacon, andsomeone's gonna walk away. It could be
you with a free trip to LasVegas to see Awakening at the Win Hotel

(01:17:00):
Hell, which is an amazing hotelin Las Vegas. I uh, you
know, I see. I've neveractually been inside it because it's kind off
the strip, but you know yousee it when you're there because it's giants.
It's one of like I feel likeit's one of the main casinos slash
hotels you think of, isn't oneof the ogs, like one of the
wind Open has been doing it forforever. He used to run a couple
of different ones before he owned hisown. But it's a couple of guarantees.

(01:17:23):
You're gonna have a nice pool andyou're gonna have nice rooms. Yeah,
when you're at the Win, youhave a nice time. I'm looking
this up because I need to know. Well, if you're grumpy in Vegas
on a free trip you're going tobe grumpy even during a sunshine Enema.
Win took Win Resorts Limited public intwo thousand and two and became a billionaire
in two thousand and four when it'snot worth double to one point three billion.

(01:17:45):
Wow, froun. So I don'tjust what am I going to do
with this billion billion dollars. Idon't know when he moved to Vegas,
but anyway, it's been there along time. One more thing about driving
from you know, up North Townon to Salem. If you're there at
six am, there's not going tobe any traffic. Oh, it's wide
open. He's gonna be able tozip right down. And then when you

(01:18:06):
leave at ten, still not goingto be any traffics. But he do.
I don't want to hear the excuses. By the way, it's it
was built in two thousand and five, so the winds actually pretty new.
And I thought it was like anold school one. And the only reason
that I was thinking that is becausehe did run the old school once and
maybe he just saw that blueprint andhe's like, maybe when did Steve Winn

(01:18:27):
moved to Vegas. He's been inthe I think the seventies. We just
looked this up the other jack beforethe game. For a long time.
He moved there before people wore sunblock apparently nineteen sixty seven. Okay,
he made enough money to buy asmall steak and the Frontier hotel and casino
like something with a golden nugget,didn't the own part? I think I
think I heard that in all kindsof stuff. Yeah, so he knows

(01:18:49):
what's up. He didn't name ahotel after himself for a minute, but
yeah, eventually it was his time. Yeah, not bad, not bad.
You want to go stay there andget Fato crunk, all right,
So that's going down. By theway, if you want to know when
the next baken of Beer is,it is September twenty second at Gilgamesh Brewing,

(01:19:10):
the campus location in Salem. We'vegot delicious craft beers, including the
Terry Porter American style Porter, tonsof concert tickets and a lot of great
prizes to give away. We're gonnahave a pumpkin eating contest. We found
a really embarrassing, ridiculous costume forbeef Water to wear. Oh, he's
gonna love it. And ever sincewe announced it, we have not seen
him. So that's he's hiding.I've not seen him at all this morning.

(01:19:31):
He's in pumpkin hiding. M Maybewe'll have to tell him what it
is on land. Yeah, we'llfill him in if he doesn't know already.
H And someone's gonna walk away withthat trip to Las Vegas to stay
at the wind and see Awakening,Yeah, which is like a Circus Alate
type show. Yeah but not Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, come on

(01:19:53):
out, because if nobody shows upto this Bacon and Beer, our first
one in Salem, it'll be ourlast year, never again, right,
and we will shame that whole cityexactly. Also, the mayor of Salem
is going to be there. Chrishoy Yes, Chris A Hoy hoyt.
He's like, yeah, first timeI heard that. Guys, Well we
say it on the air, sothen they can't say no. Let Yeah
exactly. Let's see nets mouth scabsand bats salt stop. This is Tanner

(01:20:17):
and Drew's tweak of the week.Yeah, it's really sad how many people
are suffering from this illness. Youknow, it's you go downtown and you
see Pete. I saw a guya video on on it was like real
PDX or PDX real one of thoseInstagram pages. But let's go out of

(01:20:38):
their way. Yeah, he starteda fire in the grass and then immediately
went to sleep. Well, soI mean mission accomplished. Yeah, the
burn Band's not in place in theGreater Portland area. No, apparently,
this is an audio clip that's goneviral. I saw this a TikTok the
other day. We played it onthe Donkey Show podcast yesterday, which you
can hear it one five nine dotcom. But this woman clear is she's

(01:21:00):
in it. She's going she's onsomething. I don't what she's on.
She's time traveling drugs, some sortof like methydphetamine, maybe speed freak.
Yeah, maybe she's on that trank. I don't know. Now she'd be
sleeping if she was well, butshe could be on the time and the
other stuff. So it's got hernow. She she's in a seven eleven

(01:21:20):
uniform. She's got the shirt andthe name tag on. I don't know
if she worked there or robbed aguy who worked there, but either way,
she's in a seven eleven uniform.Okay, so here we know she's
gainfully employed. That's good. Atleast we got to come up with the
name for for her. Maybe we'llplay it and then we can decide.
Okay, so maybe I should explainthe scene. Yeah, there's a guy

(01:21:42):
in his car, he's got acell phone out. He sees this this
you know, tweak monster come tothe door, human being, big bite
shows up and starts uh and juststarts yelling at him through the window.
But she's not yelling mean things.She's like asking him to do things like
I need you to do this.It's important to mission. She's very serious.

(01:22:02):
Yeah, she's in her head.Listen, you got a second.
What's that I need to talk toyou. There's a complete emergency going on
and you don't believe me, andshe needs to go home. Put on
your air conditioner, keep your familysafe, everybody who knows you, call
the news station. Are you safe? No? Not, get go go.

(01:22:26):
I got a hurry off. Yesall right, I've been called.
Your mission is now, thank you, let's go, And then he drives
off. He played along what wasit? And you know she just thought
I'd just say I just do customerservice right there. See some seven eleven

(01:22:49):
workers go above and beyond. They'renever off the clock. So you can
hear it like right away, she'smissing a good majority of her team.
I thought she was like a amuppet baby or something. Voice, Well,
she opened up on menace to society. Yeah right, gotchas. You
got a second? A second,little boy scord. It's kind of creepy,

(01:23:13):
right, it's on, mister Bill, Oh no, no good.
Bark to your home and turn theair condition and home. Yeah, but
I feel like her voice did goback to normal. Yeah, after she
got his attention. You got asecond? What's up? I need to
talk to you. What do youneed? There's a complete emergency going on
and you don't believe me, andshe needs to go home. Put on

(01:23:36):
your air conditioner, you know thereally expensive air conditioner you get at the
co. Yeah, you gotta.You have a bunch of ear conditioner at
home, lawder Yeah, your conditioning, your condition you're a call your lobe
on your ear conditioner. Keep yourfamily safe? Are you everybody? You

(01:23:56):
know? You should call the newsstation? Are you safe? No?
Not yet? Got what is itgonna do? All right? I got
a hold of news. Now whatlike, what's the plan there? Call?
Say what to the station? What'sthe message? I don't get that
you call the news station? Areyou saying no, not yet, not
yet, go go. I gota hurry on, yes, all right,

(01:24:20):
how not call your mission is now? Thank you? Let's go.
I like how they just like reallygot into it, went along with your
mission. There's now I'm still init. I'm all the way in it.
How not call your mission is now? Thank you? Let's go.

(01:24:47):
Tweaking no weakening week Yeah that weekendsuch a ChIL realized Laura, gang gang
gang gangs. Right, we'll beback. We've got what's trending coming up,

(01:25:11):
and I think it's about it.Hang on, you're listening to Tanner,
Drew and Laura. Here's what's trending. I think I've been annoying Laura
today. That's what's trending in thestudio. Why why do you say that
I've just been talking a lot.You have been talking a lot, like
Drew confirm or deny. Sometimes wewere having a very colorful conversation. I

(01:25:32):
noticed I didn't shut up when Italk a lot. Drew talks a lot
too, so and then I don't, and then I don't talk because I
like to save my voice. I'lllook over so radio today. I suffer
from insomnia, like really bad andit's gotten worse than the last couple of
years. I got a lot ofsleep last night, the more I've gotten
in a long time, which islike at least six hours well energy,

(01:25:53):
that is a lot. It's alot for me. And I felt really
good and I woke up, andI guess Laura noticed the moment I walked
in. Yeah, because most ofthe time when you walk in the studio,
I'll say, like, what's up, and he was like, and
then you won't say anything, yeah, and then you're just quiet for a
while. It is true. Youcould probably, like when you guess the
beans a inside a jar at thefair, you could probably guess the amount

(01:26:15):
of sleep based on the first response. Okay, but like from the moment,
he didn't sleep a wink. Ithink you were actually talking, because
I'll be doing something. I'll benever illusion when you. I think you
were in the middle of a sentence. I think when you entered the studio
this morning and you have not stoppedtalking the entire time. I was in

(01:26:38):
the middle of a sentence. Yeah, you come in, you're you're already
talking to somebody. I don't knowI was talking to you. I had
started a sentence and I walked inhere. She doesn't know. I don't
remember what it was. What didI say? I have no idea what
it was, but something about uhoh, what was it that you said
to me? Really stuck with you? Yeah, because I was still sleeping.
Basically, it's you know what,I I get irritated because I'm like,

(01:27:00):
you know, I'm a talkative dudeto the point where I annoy myself.
I admit, listen, if you'reannoyed by me, I get it.
I'm right there with that thing.All that's our job. As we
talked too much. I talk toodamn much. I remember a teacher in
school told me, you're never gonnaget anywhere talking. Oh. I wish
I knew where miss Limbo lived.I wish I knew. I hope she
lives still here in Portland and heardthe show. Yeah, she won't make

(01:27:21):
herself known until the day you getfired. Just like see I told you,
Yeah, Like I, uh,I come in here and I want
to talk and stuff, and thenI'll start talking to Drew, and Drew
and I will get going and thenI'll look over at Laura and she's just
texting some guy or whatever you likeon her phone is never the case.
Sometimes I'm posting on social looking yesterday'svideo clips on the website. All right,

(01:27:42):
he told me if if there's aphone in Laura's hand or not,
and if she's paying attention to usor whatever. Okay, you're telling me
that I'm on my phone too much, mister TikTok over here, I've gotten
out of control. Actually you have. Oh my gosh, you show me
like three TikTok and it's been agood month, or I've been under control.
How many talks did you like yesterday? I don't know. It's like

(01:28:05):
I can't keep tracking. You'll thinkyou want me to count. I could
go back and look because I literallyhave it up right now on my desktop
because I say, I use theaudio for the show. You dinks.
Hey, you asked the question,or are you? You said you would
get the habit. I've gone better. I'm still on it, but I'm
doing what an addict does. Itknocks down for their friends when they bring
it up intervention. I have gottena lot better. There was a while

(01:28:28):
there where I was doomed scrolling andI'd spend two hours on TikTok. Yeah,
but you told me you have atimer. I don't have a timer
now, but it is free andit's an hour, so it might be
killing your time. An hour Ihaven't an hour. And how many times
at times does the timer go has? How many times has it gone off
since I've said it? Yes,three or four? And that's I'm very
sad yesterday. No, I saidit a month ago, I told which

(01:28:50):
is good. I'm going to fightyou after the program the first time pill
the girls and the soul's just rightin the sweets, unwilling. I mean,
there's been times where I was allowed, I've been given that permission,
permission that has happened. It wasconsensual, a hair pulling, all right.
Anyway, I'm sorry for yelling,but hey, the addiction's under control.

(01:29:12):
How everyone's happen, I've gotten completelykicked. I've just got it under
control for now exactly. And youknow, it's like a little TikTok bender
here and there, no big bythe way, I have some tiktoks to
play for you. In the DonkeyShow podcast. Let's go to line one.
It's Tanner, Join Laura, goodmorning, don't don't come at me.
Welcome to Earth. It's Dicky J. Hey, Dicky J. Dig
J has been a listener of ours. Geez for like twenty years. You've
been listening to this showing at time. Don't make me feel that old Jesus

(01:29:36):
Christ. All right, well youjust use the Lord's name in vain,
inappropriate, inappropriate, I'm sorry,it's Jesus. What's going on with you?
Brother? No much is going toskill it tonight. I heard you
guys need some clientele for bacon andbeer. Sounds like yes, yes,
skillet, Yeah, they're pretty good. Event, they're gonna We're gonna be

(01:29:56):
in Salem September twenty second for baconand beer and perfect I will hopefully be
there. It's gonna be our firsttime in Salem, first time at Gilgamesh
Brewing. Everyone shows up, getsfree bacon, and you could walk away
with a free trip to Vegas tosee Awakening at the Wind. Awesome,
fantastic. You can see the twentyyears has really worked out with our chemistry

(01:30:18):
coffee talk over, He's like,really and he's working on and I'm working
on lost all of his brand cellsfrom listening to the show. When he
started listening to the show, hewas a kid. Yeah, he sounds
like a man. Now, howold are you now? Twenty nine thirty
in November? Oh hell, wouldyou start listening to us? How old
are you? Oh man? Probablytwelve on my paper out on little radio

(01:30:42):
rock that look so old. Seventythat's right, I mean we might be
old. That's staying power. Yeah, I wonder how many other I'd like
to say I learn everything from youguys. That might be a little bit
dangerous to say. I know,we're the longest running show in Oregon,
but what about like the country sternobviously and like yeah, but I mean
and in this area, you know, region by region and turn the longest

(01:31:05):
running at this point. What theplayoffs didn't even last that long that they
lasted like eight years or something.Mark Coney didn't last that long. It's
been a ride. I mean,this is so we started doing this like
right when I was twenty two yearsold, and I just saw on my
Facebook that people my age have beenteachers for twenty years. So yeah,
like at some point we were gonnacome through on this if we could just

(01:31:28):
stay in it. Oh, Boband Tom is probably one of the longest
it's been for Yeah, there's justone, but that's still very successful.
I think John jayan Rich perhaps havebeen on longer Elvis Juran. Yeah,
but not not in Portland though,No, no, no, not not
in this market. But you saidin the country they suck so much another
company, But you can't say that, Well I can, I shouldn't,

(01:31:48):
but I'm going to and I didand I don't and I don't regret it
being to the bomb. It wouldn'tbe the first time you got in trouble
for talking trash about John jan Rich. I don't know about trouble. Yeah.
They just said, hey, don'tand I just said sure. And
by the way, not too doesn'teven work for us. Yeah, so
they it's been forgotten. It doesn'tcount, all right, diggi JA.

(01:32:09):
By the way, the longest runningradio program is Grand Ole Operate the broadcast
on WSM Radio and Nashville, Tennessee. It's November twenty eighth, nineteen twenty
five. Okay, that's not nothingon you guys. Time is nothing.
I appreciate you, dig Jay.Wow. That leaves me I have no

(01:32:30):
idea. Thank you for Diggy Jay. We appreciate you listening all these years,
bing bong, and thank you Bradof course making me feel it in
my lower back. Wow, Casey'sgot being gay in his office. We'll
just get a little rush. He'sprobably used the whole tomb. We'll be
good. All right, that's itfor us. So I didn't even tell
you about what's trending, but abunch of stuff Donkey Show podcast, Uh,

(01:32:50):
Dog of the Week. You cansee the video of that tweaker,
you know, uh sending that guyinto mission. Yeah, all sorts of
gastbish more. Our tweet curs werelike that. They're they're like everything,
like happy. Usually they are likehappy drums. Yeah, they're dancing in
a fountain downtown. Right. Oh, here's some Someone send us some messages.
Now. This is from seventy fourforty six. It said, you

(01:33:13):
guys should do a poll to seehow long people have been listening to your
show, because it's the same forme. I've been listening since I was
around twelve or so and I'm nowthirty. I would be interested in seeing
the results. That is, Iwould like to see it too. Yeah,
let's do that a little bit.How long old Instagram? All right?
How would we word it? Solike, how long have you been
listening to five plus ten plus fifteenplus yeah, yeah, yeah, we

(01:33:34):
could. There's a couple of wayswe could do it. I'd also do
where you have comments, okay,yeahs open ended, go. We'll figure
it out in a few minutes andit'll put it on I will put it
on our Instagram. Just follow usat one of five nine the Brew and
on TikTok at one of five ninethe Brew and you can also see daily
video clips from the show there aswell. Yeah, but our Donkey Show
podcast is coming up next. Wewill see you tomorrow six am.