TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- Head Over Heels

On today's show we talked about the time you moved away for someone. We also heard about a cockroach that got lodged in a guys throat and a Dumbass drank 25 beers and went for a drive.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You last, Drew you Banner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, good morning, what is happening? It is Wednesday, September eleventh,
twenty twenty four, tan Er, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
We are lone.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Later on this morning, got Weezer tickets for you. They're
gonna be at the Motor Center in October. Gosh, you know,
especially with the weather this morning, it's like it's getting
It's the year's almost over. I feel like, because when
October happens, I feel like that's the you know, like
once Halloween's over, it's the home stretch because of Thanksgiving
and Christmas.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, but even like the beginning of October, it's like
all right, this is.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's all over. Today was the year's over.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
I feel like today was so different because we haven't
had morning rain on a workday and how long, right,
it's been a while. My car, like I just got
here because my car I could not see out of it,
Like there was so much sap and pitch that when
I turned on my windshield wipers, my entire windshield turned

(01:04):
to glue.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Like so like what do you do? Do you turn
on your defroster? Like what?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:09):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Helps?

Speaker 5 (01:10):
I turned on everything I was spraying it with wind decks,
scrubbing it, trying to like do anything I could be
my car going. I don't think even p would get
sap off. And I didn't have the rubbing alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
And I don't recommend peeing on your hood.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
You could, but it was when my windshield wipers as
well were absolutely compromised.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, same with my car. It was all, it was all,
you know, I don't know. I was gonna what's the
word for, like just mucky, just yeah, just there's a gull, yeah,
just And then you know, with the dog, I have
to like I don't have I don't have towels. I'm
not in winter wet mode right now. So when he
goes outside he's coming back in, I gotta make sure
I wipe his feet because boy, he tracked a little

(01:54):
bit of mud this morning. And you know, it's just
it's like already, I'm not ready for all this. I'm
not ready for all.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
This, but we still get ready because it's coming.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I was looking at the weather though we've got today
it's gonna be like this pretty much. It looks like
off and on.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
And then we get something, don't we And then uh,
a little relief.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
And then tomorrow, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, pretty much all
the way until next Tuesday. It's going to be about
seventy five, which we can handle all that.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, that's that's fine, that sounds good.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
We'll take it. Later on this morning, we're gonna, uh,
you know, we're gonna do those wheezer tickets. Uh, we're
gonna ease. We've got we've got to wease. We also
have here, you know, because we're gonna be giving away
Green Day tickets all next week. Yeah, and we've got
this thing coming up called Duchie on your doorstep that
we're pretty excited about.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
And even though we're giving away the tickets next week,
it starts like now, yeah, so but well we'll explain
all that.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, just let me just tell you right now, just
about a one to five nine dot com and sign
up to win, because every day next week, Beef Water
is going to show up to your doorstep, whether that's
at work or at home, and he'll be dressed as
a Duchie with Green Day tickets for you. One. Yeah,
I'm excited. We spent a lot of money on a
dookie coste.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, but the key is you can't be switching around
your schedule next week because if we show up at
your house or your workplace and you're not there, we
got to give the tickets.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
When we flush the tickets, yeah they're gone. What we do,
So make sure you go to the website and sign
up one of five nine the brew dot com and
do that sooner than the later story. It's out time
for our segment, the Big Story, where we go around
the room sharing what we think the biggest stories of
the day are. Laura's got a juicy one. You want

(03:35):
to go ahead?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, you know what. Uh, this bums me out because
forever Dave Grol has been the guy who can do
no wrong. Oh, Dave Grol, he's such a nice guy.
We love Dave Grol, and we still love Dave Grol,
but he's found himself in a bit of trouble. He
issued a statement on his new baby, an infant not

(03:58):
with his wife. Yeah, so this child was born outside
of his marriage, as he says, and he says he
plans to be a loving and supportive parent to that child.
He says, I love my wife and kids. I'm doing
everything I can to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness,

(04:20):
but he says, we're grateful for your consideration towards all
the children involved as we move forward. He's been married
to his wife since two thousand and three. My whole
thing is like cheating, not great, no matter how you
spin it. But when there's a kid involved, how as
like his kids and especially his wife, how do you

(04:41):
get around that?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Like, how do you move forward? And really surprised them
like a rich rockstar.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I would have thought, out of any of them, he
would be the last.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah, I was dispot It is good to see when
someone can hold it together, but the amount and I'm
not giving him any excuses because you know my stance
on these things. I'm not a cheater, but I think
they have a lot of temptation thrown at them at
every curve of their life. And it's a tough. It's
got to be tough to be the man. And I

(05:12):
don't know if this is.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
One of many or one of one.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
But you know, did you mention that his daughter deactivated
her Instagram?

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
I mean, well, because now she's gonna that's all she's
gonna hear, you know, from here on out. It's and
I mean, I don't know if I were, because because like, yeah,
he has he faces temptations and I'm sure it's very difficult,
but now he has to deal with the consequences.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, because he's gonna hear about this forever and if.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
There's a good chang like see you later, you know
what I mean, like not doing it.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah, but there's a lot of kids involved, and that's
the only thing to keep in mind because this love baby,
her siblings are your kids, So you have to be
inclusive of this family.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Like yeah, like he does, but they don't.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
But they will because they're family.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
But it's his kids. Different kids are little love their dad.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
But yeah, but his kids don't have to love.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
That exactly because there's two different families. They probably be
a rift right there, just because of just because of
the situation.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
So I have a crazy thing where I have a
I have a friend whose husband cheated on her after
they had kids. I knew the whole family with a
love baby, and that that kid ended up being like
part of the deal, not necessarily all the time.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's pretty great, but that's not I don't think it
can happen.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, And I think it's.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Awesome, especially when there's this like money involved in heirs
and like, so do you think you think she'll leave?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I don't know, because their kids, because their kids at
this point are old enough, Like she's it's not like
a stay together for the kids type of situation. I
have a feeling she won't, but she's well within her
right to.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, she could, has a right to leave even if
it's great.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, I don't know. Bummer, it was bummer news to me.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Another rock star new this is also super bummer news.
Man Chester Bennington son claims he's getting death threats from
the Lincoln Park fans because he he did slam the
whole like reunion and getting a new singer and everything,
saying that Lincoln Park is erasing his father's legacy. And
now Jamie Bennington says that he's received death threats from

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Lincoln Park's fan base. Jamie shared on Instagram Monday that
that fans are telling him to kill himself, making him
nervous to attend the band's first comeback show today. He
shared this post and that he was going to attend
the show for closure and asked that no one harassed him.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, that's a little I mean, I don't know. He's
entitled to his opinion about the union or whatever else.
Meant for fans to come out and like be threatening
to cat.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'll just calm down. It's like, it's just a band
that's not great. Pretty aggressive at that point. Now, I
see why Chester Bennington son might not like it. But
you got to understand, like singers pass and they're replaced
all the time. It happens. It's nothing disrespectful to you,
to your father.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I mean, he had to see it coming too.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah. But with that said, can people just leave him alone?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Heavy?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, it's just a kid. Just let it lie go
be a fan trash, just trash on.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
The keyboard Warriors.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, they're just mean people. Anyway, let's we need some
good news. You have any positive.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Nope, but more rockstar. Actually it's news you already knew about.
But this is intense. How about it's not bad news,
it's just intense news. A man who accused Sean Diddy
Combs of diddle diddle diddle has Yeah, well apparently according
to this judgment, Sean diddled because one hundred million dollar

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judgment has been actually given against the rapper of a
guy who's in jail who says that you know, he
was groomed and touched by.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Did in prison.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
No, in life, He's just in prison back in the
back in the nineties, in nineteen ninety seven at a
party in Detroit.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
And so this has been granted, So I'm sure there
will be appeals to the judgment.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I hear the guy's getting like ten million dollars a
day or something like that.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Dollar, ten million dollars a month a month starting next month.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
And it's in prison, so you just know when you
get out, you're just living the Huh.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, that's like, oh my god, that's possible scenario for
that guy. But I mean, obviously he went through a
lot to get that, but I mean it's kind of
it was kind of weird to me that, like we
heard all this stuff about Diddy and then all of
a sudden it just kind of went away, you know,
like after his house was raided, and so now I
wonder if it's coming back up.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
They're gathering a case.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Could be we'll.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
See what happens. Will keep you posted more on those
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Speaker 9 (10:02):
Well, believe it or not, the Australian breaker Rachel Gunn,
also known as reg gun holds the top spot in
her sport's latest world rankings.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Not Australian Okay, So like, how is this determined? Like
where are these numbers coming?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Well, this obviously led to more online ridicule. Yeah, because
everybody's like, what that can't happen? Well, the breakdancing's governing
body issued a statement to provide a little bit of
clarity on the situation. The reason she tops the rankings
is the Olympics, and all of the qualifications are not

(10:44):
taken into account. It's the other events that have happened
in the past. So these world rankings were gonna come
out with or without the Olympics, even if she you know,
no matter what her place in the Olympics, she was
gonna come out as ranked number one. Now that begs
the question, how is that possible? Because you know, we

(11:06):
need to redo the governing body or.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Maybe have Rachel because the only performance we've seen from
her is her Olympic performance.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Put together another thing.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
And that maybe prove yourself you're destriving out there more ridicule.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
She says she's going on a long trip to Europe
or something along those lines.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Go to break dancing school.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
She is break dancing school. Doesn't she have like a PhD?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
This is all a tragedy.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Also, this betting on sports thing. You can't bet on
college in uh in Oregon. I don't know if you
can in Washington. I'm pretty sure you cannot. But you
cannot do it in Oregon. And Auburn senior quarterback says,
because you can do it in other states says that
he's had betters contact him after he loses games and say,

(11:59):
you better venmo me some money because I lost big
on you. So what's happening is it's almost like gangsters
coming after people.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
We'll explain more next hour. There's a sport, thank you
very much, right coming up in about an hour. We've
got tickets to go see Weezer. We'll play the Rotten
Tomatoes game for you chance to win coming up next though.
We ran out of time to do this yesterday. This
has gotta be the grossest thing you're gonna hear all
day long. Oh boy, I can't imagine anything being grosser
than this. We will tell you the story coming up
right after Puddle of Mud, Happy Wednesday. It's one of

(12:28):
five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura. Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
All Right, this has got to be the grossest thing
you're gonna hear today. Uh oh, I don't know anything.
I can't imagine anything grosser than this right now anyway.
I mean, it's been a while since I've had my
aunt's cooking, but I can't imagine anything grosser than this
story you're about to hear. Fair enough, a man had
an uncomfortable sensation of something crawling inside of his nose,

(13:02):
and apparently bad breath came directly from it. One night,
the unnamed fifty eight year old man woke up feeling
a sensation in his nostril, which turned out to be
a cockroach stop that crawled into his nasal passage while
he was asleep.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Reaction like, Okay, first of all, how big is this cockroach?
And how big is this man's nostril?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's gotta be I mean, I don't have like any
diagrams or anything right here.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
But I can imagine your place for cockroaches. They're just
crawling in your nose and you don't notice it. Like, yeah,
I feel like I would notice anything crawling on me.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Eventually, here's what's really nasty. Eventually that cockroach crawled down
his throat. Oh okay, uh, the man couldn't cough it up.
He just eventually decided to go back to sleep because
he's like, well, I guess I just swallowed it. I
don't know, I'll just maybe I'll pass it when I
go to the bathroom. Nasty. The next day, he was

(14:00):
able to recall the whole incident, and also noticed that
his breath was exceptionally bad. Just some stank breath. We
know some people here at work, maybe they have cockroaches. Yeah,
in their mouth might have solved the problem. It's when
he started coughing up yellow gunk that he finally decided
that medical attention was in order. Yeah. An ant specialist
was finally able to locate the now dead cockroach and

(14:23):
removed it from his trachea. Huh, okay, well.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
I mean the good news is he's got the rotten
bug out of his Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
He sends Mede a full recovery. Everything's good.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
But can you sleep after that when you're always worried
about it? Because you know, you hear that Urban mids
about like, oh, you swallow seven spiders in your sleep
every year, which is a lie. God, But I mean
now we got to worry about roaches up your nose.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
I mean the problem is, you know, even if you
don't have a gaping mouth while you're asleep, the nose
is on. It's unprotectable, that's right.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I mean, this guy's like the dude, he's like the
bad from men. I'm black. Just cockroach has fallen off
of him. Man, I don't and then like you just
go about your day, you know, and like you're coughing
stuff up like you know, I don't know, like a
little leg or something.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
And is that an antenna?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
And what was the yellow gunk? Was yellow gunk.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
From? Is it from him or is it from.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
The cock because when they step on him, it is kind.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Of yeah, there is there is a gunk there and
the bigger they are the donkey or you get you
get that?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
All right, I find it unsatisfying. You know when I
kill a bug and you like pops in the paper
towel or whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, I stepped on a spider once and I saw
that it's like abdomen pop. I heard it, like, it's
a little like squirted out. I've scored the step on
a ketchup package.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
See. That's why I usually try to just like put
him outside because I'm like, I don't want to deal
with the popping.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
There is the relief once you've beat them, though, you know,
it's like.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yes, yeah, the stress, the stress if I lose one,
Like I lost a spider in the house two weeks
ago and I didn't sit on the couch for a week.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Just yesterday morning, I noticed that my cats were like
strangely paying attention to something that I could not see.
So I looked around and I was like, what do
you guys got? And there's a spider on the floor.
And every once in a while I would just like
move and then they would like bat it around, and
then they would stop, and then it would move again
and then they'd bat it around. I'm like, guys, can

(16:29):
we just kill this thing? So finally I had to
stomp on it. So it's like you're not You're doing
your job and I'm not gonna leave and then come
home and not know where that spider.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Did kill a town. It didn't crawl down your mouth
and give you bad breath.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Not to frighten you, but it is spider's season at
peak right now, is it?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Is it true?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Though?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
How many? How many? How many bugs do we swallow
in a lifetime?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
I don't know if there is a statistical you know.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
How many buds does a human swallow in a lifetime?
Because it's got to be different compared to where you
like here, it's not going to be the same as
people in Florida.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, where they got bugs flat.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
A swallow any bugs at night time?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Okay, you get a handful, and they do say that's
just an urban legend.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah, yeah, Like I can think of it like dust mites
and stuff like that. Sure, the bugs that are already
living on our skin, But I don't know about spiders
or beetles or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
I mean the air we're breathing all the way into
our lungs is just riddled with germs and filth.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
No have you ever have you ever eaten a bug?
Maybe willingly or unwillingly, not willingly? Maybe you're maybe you're
maybe you're someone who rides and one day you just
took a mosquito to the back of the throat.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Oh that does suck. Yeah, when you're like on a
bikeer on a run or something, you're just like.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Eight six six, four four five one five nine is
the phone number. I don't think I've ever eaten a bug.
I hear though, that you can survive, Like if you
were in the like wild and we're dying, can could
you eat certain bugs? You need to know which one?
Like I saw a survivor man rip a warm out
of a tree once and he just that in his mouth.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
How much sustenance you're gonna get from that? I mean,
I don't know, Like, well, if you go to the
trapped in the wilderness, how much protein is?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
How much protein does a cockroach?

Speaker 10 (18:05):
Op?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Right?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
How is this guy gonna he should go to the
gym after this?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Right?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Let's I'm sure we can find this out.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
And protein is a little bit in there and probably
not a ton. Maybe we've unlocked something, right, But my
nephew had you know, I get these novelty stores you
can buy dried insects that you eat, and I've seen
him eat insects before that are like dry oh.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Man, Okay. So it says one hundred grams of cockroaches
provide sixty five grams of protein.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
One hundred grams. That's like a lot.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
That feels like a lot of cockroaches.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, but I mean, who knows, you know, I tried.
I had it in my head. I'm measuring it out
in weed.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
And there's something called cockroach milk.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Proteins suck into that. Of course, I'd rather be scrawny.
I'd rather look like Captain America. Before the surgery. We
got talk messages, talk back messages coming in, Honor Lazy.
What is it? It's the iHeart Radio. That's what it is,
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Speaker 5 (19:09):
On a year.

Speaker 11 (19:10):
But it is definitely spider season. I have a bunch
of trees around my house, and the wood spiders have
a congregating like other I found a nasty spider in
my office, went to smash it. It fell, disappeared, and
I waited for that sob and I got him.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Good nice man. When I lose them, I stay in
the hotel feeling. Yeah. Let's go to two line one.
It's tan Ard two and Laura, good morning, Good Morning's
poof flinger? What that poof flinger?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (19:42):
Uh, never purposely ate a bug, or ate one that
I'm aware.

Speaker 13 (19:46):
Of by accident.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
But when I was in the army, we were marching
to the chow hall one time.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
This is in Oklahoma.

Speaker 12 (19:52):
They got all kinds of weird bugs down there, and
I don't know what it was, but we're marching in
this big bug on some kind of beetle or something
really flew right up my notes and I was like,
what the hell? And then so I just put my
put my finger on the other nostrils like the hillbilly
blow and away like that.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
So it got stuck in it for a second. But
it's a good thing you didn't push it back in there,
because a lot of idiots will just like oh, and
they would just shove the beetle farther into their nostrils.
It was pretty un though.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
It's just gross.

Speaker 12 (20:23):
Yeah, gross, you got it.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Out of Yeah, yikes. Maybe when I was a kid
that happened a few times. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 14 (20:31):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Maybe I'm sure I've eaten bugs in my food.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yeah, I'm sure there's been a bug in some chili
or something.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
I'd rather have a bug in my mouth, I think,
than a bug in my eye. Have you ever had that?

Speaker 13 (20:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
I've had. I feel like I've had everything in my eye.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
But it's just like it's so uncomfortable, it's impossible to
get out.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Like what kind of bug would get something little like
a little knack or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Not like a spider man.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
I've had it with the spiders though. I mean, right now,
it's just killing me. I had to go put cushions
away yesterday because it's raining today, and it was just
like right in my path it looked like Charlotte's web
and a wrapped up dead fly.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I was like, dude, you savage, he's got to eat.
All right, We're giving away Green Day tickets all I'm
done listening to the spider stuff. I have had it.
Tickets all next week details and how to windows.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Right here you're listening to and Laura Drew and Laura one.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
O five nine The Brew Portland's Rock Stations, Tanner to
and Laura. In the last segment, we did another edition
of the Grossest thingle Here Today, which was about a
dude who had bad breath because a cockroach like went
down his one of his nose first and then went
down his throat.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yeah, and then it died.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
And then it died it got stuck, and then he
had bad breath and he was coughing up like some
yellow gunk. Yeah, not good. So I uh we asked
the question, you know, when have you swallowed a bug?
Or have you ever swallowed a bug or eaten a bug?
I can't think of a time that I have. There's
that rumor that you do when you're sleeping, but I
guess it's it's an urban legend, thank god, But as
far as I know, I can't think of a time
I've eaten a bug.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
No, I definitely wasn't the I wonder how this taste kid?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Right?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
We did get some talkback messages through the iHeart.

Speaker 15 (22:14):
Radio talking to What's Up brew crew Rupier. When I
was younger, I ate an ant to see what it
tasted like, and it was disgusting. Yeah, it like burned
my tongue. I was not expecting it from such a
little little thing. Anyways. Yeah, it sucked.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
And some of those stink when you just kill them. Yeah,
you know, I can't imagine you're chewing them up in
the smell.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Think about when you crush an ant. The smell on
your fingers of certain ants that has a sour kind
of a smell. I can only imagine the taste goes
right along with that morning proof.

Speaker 16 (22:55):
The guy talking about not eating bugs on purposeh I
used to eat worms all the time for my My
cousins will give me like five bucks of worms.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Pretty good.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
It's not bad, I guess back then. Yeah, because it's
it's not gonna kill you a little bit of protein.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
I guess a.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Little aggressive to just make that you're living five bucks.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Yeah, trying the roof here, Hey, ants in my popcorn
Opolis popcorn one time it's late at night. I wasn't
really paying attention. We kind of had an ad problem
the time. He's still a little tiny shugar ants. I
probably ate a whole bunch.

Speaker 13 (23:32):
Of that stuff was riddled with him.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Before I realize it.

Speaker 13 (23:35):
I was pretty stone too.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
So yeah, throw a bag.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Face what he said, if they taste it is fine.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Think about if he's staring into the bag and he's like,
I've eaten so much and I'm not gonna.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Throw it up. It's just in there. And what if
you saw him and just was like, man, he just
kept going. They we're pretty delicious. So it's to talk
about anytime. Just download the iHeartRadio for your cell phone today.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
Let's see whatnding now, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I love this. David Gilmore has returned with a rare
open mic performance with his daughter. Really, that's very sweet.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
His daughter has got to be how old though, I'm
not sure how old she is, but David Gilmore, he's
up there in age.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
She sounds kind of young in this clip. But this
is this is his first performance since twenty twenty and
it was at the Neptune Inn and Brighton and Hove UK.
Wow and yeah, here's David Gilmore and his daughter performing
Wish You Were Here, which I think is impressive. Once
I can get it going.

Speaker 17 (24:39):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Maybe he's warming up the career. Oh maybe it sounds great,
I promise you. Once we can get the clip to play, really,
thank you, wish how wish?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
We just kill us?

Speaker 4 (25:17):
He sounds great?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
They sound yeah. Let them go on.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Let's get the band back together.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
But Roger Waters already has a bunch of ladies who
sing backup for him. Bring him, bring his daughter, let's
all make up. It sounded so good.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
It's like the only reunion, less likely than an Oasis reunion.
But then that happens.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
That money talks man, money talks. Someone loads someone just
bring them a load, a big truckload of money, dump
it out in their yard and just say do it
one two or two months and it's over.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
But they could do it. They could make all that
money on their own. I mean, Roger Waters probably made
a ton of money on his last.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Not that kind of money. Not o G Pink Floyd money.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Here.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
I gotta hear this one more time.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
This is so good.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Oh how old ish.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
You bring his daughter on tour? Ye, trying to hold she.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
The same.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
She got.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
He's got a couple of daughters.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Romany.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
This is Romany many Romany is twenty two. Yeah, yeah,
April twenty first. David Gilmore, come on now, bro, Yeah,
well you know it's rock stars. I mean, look at
Dave Grol How old is that guy?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
He's got seventy eight years old, so he had well,
I mean, all right, he was fifty six.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
How old's David Grohl?

Speaker 4 (26:59):
David Girl, it's gotta be fifty five.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
So he's gonna be right there when he's got a
twenty two year old.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Wow, he'll beam.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Seventy sam Son.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
That's rock star life. Yeah, definitely. Well, you can get
more online at one of five nine the BN dot com.
Just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura to see it all.
All right, coming up at seven thirty this morning, we're
gonna play the Rotten Tomatoes game for your chance of
tickets to go see Wheezer.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Hang on you, Banner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
All right, a few more of these talkbacks and we
gotta stop this. I'm gonna throw up. We want to
know if you've ever eaten a bug before? This guy, this,
this poor dude had bad breath, like really nasty bad breath.
And he found that he'd swallow a cockroach because it
went in his nose and then went down.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
His like crazy, Yeah, while he was sleeping.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Call it the long way. Yeah, it took the long way.
And yeah, he had this really nasty bad breath because
he had a dead cockroach lodged up there.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
How do you not realize that a cockroach is crawling
through your nasal cap?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I don't know, man, I don't know. What we want
to know if you've ever eaten a bug? Maybe intentionally
or you know, unintentionally. I guess it happens, I don't
know how.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Or more and more people are doing it intentionally, like
we're fearing it could happen and they're just grubbing on
these things.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, yeah, or talkbacks with the I already what's up,
brew crew?

Speaker 18 (28:20):
Just responding to you guys talking about eating bugs. One
time I was at a restaurant drinking. They waiting at
the drive through and just slipping down my slow that
they gave me. Didn't notice until the time I got
home that it was chalk full of ants in it. Oh,
super gross man, got all nasty with it.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Oh, good morning, brew crew.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
Have you bring BALTI morning to you?

Speaker 19 (28:44):
And Bob is over here.

Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, talking about eating stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I used to work for a company and we were
moving some pallettes around.

Speaker 16 (28:51):
When we're moving pallettes, we found this little mouth bedding or.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Whatever, and there were some pinkies in there.

Speaker 16 (28:57):
The dude turned around and goes, man, I'll give you
a hundred bucks if you eat that.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I turned around, without hesitation.

Speaker 16 (29:02):
Tossed it in, bit it in half, wash it down.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
With some power aid mounts.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
You gotta keep all rocket man and go beef water.
Did you eat a baby mouse?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
It's a pinky? Is that what that is?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I don't know? No, I want to throw up now,
let's beef waters fans right there. Oh my god, it's
a baby mouse.

Speaker 20 (29:27):
It seems like every time I ride my quad I
end up swallowing a bug. Got a full face helmet
on with a vent guard in front of your mouth.
So even if he gets in your mouth, where are
you gonna spit back onto your face? You just pat
to grin and Barrett take her down. Protein for the day,
keep on riding.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Allright, all right, spitting on your own face?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
No thanks, no thanks anyway, good morning, get your hope.
You're not being a bagel right now?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
I think sorry for anyone eating breakfast.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
The mouth takes the cake.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
I mean, when you look at these things, the fact
that you can throw one of those down with the
power aid.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Incredible.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Like I feel like I'm looking into the sun thinking
about it.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
It is there's a bug and there's a baby mouse.
Not the same thing.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Oh man, And I'm i gotta close this window. These
I mean, these pankies not.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
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we spend a lot of money on the suit. He's
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Speaker 5 (31:11):
It, but yeah, kind of fitting the whole thing's a
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Speaker 4 (31:15):
Yeah, you had to get especially tailored.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
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Speaker 5 (31:24):
Why not sign up? It seems like a pretty easy
thing to do.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
All right.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
So I know a lot of people wrapping up their
vacations and everything. It's pretty much over all the vacations
and all that stuff. The school years have started. Yeah,
but hotels dot com is revealed the most unusual items
left behind. So maybe you went on vacation over the
summer you left some of these things behind in a
hotel because it's pretty common, actually, Drew, you've left Let's see,

(31:50):
you left a pillow a pillow.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Once, I ate a very expensive pillow. I left it twice.
Once it was sent back to me. The other time
they claim they lost it.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
One time I lost something that was very important was
my mouthpiece. When I sleep, I have to I have
to put a mouthpiece and to push my jaw forward.
And one time I stayed at an airbnb and I
left and I drove almost all the way back to
Portland because it was at the beach around because I
can't sleep without it in their custom, And so when
I got back to the Airbnb. That cleaning crew had

(32:18):
already gone through it and threw it away, so I
had to dig through the garbage.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Sucks.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
But thanks guys. They threw it away in its little container.
So why wouldn't they?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Why would they throw that?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
No idea? Come on, it just tossed the right of
the garbage like it was toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
And you know, I've also sometimes it's devastating, the typical things,
just like a phone charger can.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Burn you up, right, or a watch charger where it's
one of one.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Well.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
The website's annual Hotel Room Insights reports, based on data
for more than four hundred hotels across the globe, revealed
the most common items left behind by guests. Those include
phone charges drew. They also include dirty laundry like maybe
you you kick some under dirty under hands under the
better something. I'm sure we all.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
I'm sure we've all left something, you know, a a
sock tuck behind the corner, you know, because you flip
it off the night like I'll get that later, right,
can't find it in the morning.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Power adaptors for things like laptops are always left behind.
Makeup and toilet trees are always left behind, but the
report said that ten percent of hotels reported finding dentures
left behind by guests because they're all old too.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
They're how do you realize You're not realize that you
don't have your teeth in.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
You might be so old your teeth sometimes aren't in.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's like, ah, but you go down, you check out,
you call a cab, you go to the airport, and
you don't realize it. You're just gumming it. You be guman, Yeah,
trying to eat your.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Morning bagel and you're like, oh, chewing for forty five
minutes and I can't figure it out, chewing the cud
down here on a bagel.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Some of the most unusual items left behind in rooms
at hotels include a Rolex, watch.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Man, bomber finders keepers, though someone even.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Left a watch in hotel that was worth six million dollars.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
There's a responsibility from the hotel to maintain some integrity.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Right, Like, I think so, because if you're still six
million dollar watch, you're talking about like that's a big,
big crime because of the price of the thing.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Yeah, they're coming for you at that point. It's you're
gonna be found.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Well, Also, you're an idiot for binding a six million
dollar watch.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Room.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Yeah, the rest of us are scratching through life and
you've got a six million dollar watch.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Luxury handbags have been left behind, keys and documents for
a luxury car, like the title.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, that's gotta have.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
That, you know.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
And the clean sweep is kind of like I feel
like I get anxious these days as I've gotten older,
and I sweep it and I sweep it and I'm
like walking back in the room way too many times.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
But it's because I've been burned. Other items left in
hotel rooms include engagement rings. Someone left their tooth behind
a tooth, a two full leg two full leg casts?
Would you you must?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
They have to be spares, right something? And maybe they're
like a soft spare cast. I mean, because a plaster
cast you couldn't slip your leg out of it, but.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Could it could be my friend had those and like, uh,
you know, like maybe he's got some backups. Yeah, well
that that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
If you had the ones like that are plastic, that
hard plastic, you could.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Have to Someone left stacks of cash in a hotel room.
I don't know if that was a drug deal gone bad.
Someone left a pet, lizard and a chicken in a
hotel room.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
See the chicken, I don't get it, Like what I
love farm fresh eggs, Like that's not chicken to a
motel eight.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, it's like, well, you said you had a great
pet policy. We meant normal pets.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Like farm in there. Yeah. Yeah, but I think people
might be into some weird stuff. That could be. Oh yeah,
some weird thing. You want to play chase the chicken
you never played before. Let me sure it could be
some We locked the door, double locked the door, and
put the ping outside.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
He doesn't need to see this.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Before you check out. Make sure you go over. I
go everything like two or three times. I just checked
out of a hotel Sunday and I was I went over.
I'm so paranoid about leaving things behind, especially since I
left my mouthpiecet ones right over the whole place, like
four or five times.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yeah, it's like a crime scene. You're checking and luckily
anything I miss, Amy will go back through and grab
that one or two wide.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I'm like, where right, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
All right?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
We've got Weazer tickets.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
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Speaker 1 (36:40):
Here's Drew.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Well, Well, the NFL kind of gets their way and
just about everything, and part of the reason is so
many people watch this stuff. Now, the NFL averaged twenty
one million viewers per game during the league's opening weekend.
Now that doesn't mean that all teams got that, because

(37:01):
the top end and low end obviously averaged this thing out.
But NBC had its most watched game with the defending
Super Bowl champion Chiefs with their victory over the Ravens
in Thursday's opener had twenty nine point two million people watching.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
So we were joking that the Taylor Swift effect was there.
Well it is now.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Granted, these are also the two best teams in the AFC,
which would draw a huge crowd anyway, just look at
the ratings of the other games. But you can't deny
that the showmance, I guess is what it's called now
because it's on display all the time, is really drawing
people in who maybe wouldn't have watched games otherwise. Your

(37:45):
Lions game, though, Laura had a huge turnout as well.
Sunday Night Football had twenty two point seven million people watching,
and that's a three percent jump from last year. And
Tom Brady of course had the biggest ratings for Fox.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
As he called that Cowboys Browns game.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
I feel like there was still a little bit of
rust there, but his knowledge of the game, it's a
lot like Tony Romo. They understand it so much better
than a player who turns into an announcer from a
different position. The quarterbacks can see so much and he
was there so long, so I'm sure it'll be great.
But for now, the NFL pumping their fizzs.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
There's the sports, Thank you much, all right? Coming up next,
we're gonna play the Rotten Tomatoes game and hook you
up with tickets to go see Weezer at the Motor
Center in October. Uh Collers ten and eleven. That's what
we're looking for right now. Eight six, six, four four five,
one oh five nine. We're gonna lift off some movies.
You just have to tell us which one's rated higher.
All right, we'll do that after Pink Floyd on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Got yat yat yah. All right, all this week we
got tickets to go see Weezer. We're gonna play our
game called the Rotten Tomatoes Game. Hey, I like this game.
It's more difficult than you would imagine. We're gonna list
off some movies and you just have to tell us
which movie has the higher Rotten Tomato score. Rotten Tomatoes

(39:11):
is a website that rates all the movies. You know,
it's critics score, and then they have the audience score.
And I definitely check it. I think every movie I
see I check to see what the Rotten Tomato scores.
It's like a habit now, Like it doesn't matter if
I like the movie or not. If I'm watching it,
I'm like, oh, I wonder what people think.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's interesting to see another perspective, even if
you already saw the movie to get that, huh, did
they really think it was that bad?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I thought this was trash, but I'm unsophisticated. More on,
so let's see what the critics think. Yeah, all right,
let's go to line ten. Oh my god, fat thor
good morning sir, Good morning brew crew. How are we
doing doing well? How did you make it to collar ten.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (39:58):
You just said hold on, you made it, and then
you just you were like not too stoked at some
point in time.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
It's fine, it's fair for your opportunity here.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Yeah, yeah, you landed on color ten, fair and square.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
But also I was really shooting for eleven because I
wanted to be the guy that did not be off
the fat Door was like, man, I'm really terrible at
this game. So that's why I think he wanted to
be the runner.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Yeah, he wanted to take it right in the lap.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
What's the last movie you saw, Fator.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
I just watched the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre with Elias yesterday.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh original?

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Okay, started early, not even October yet.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah. Wow, all right. What's the most like the most
recent current movie you've seen?

Speaker 19 (40:42):
Alien Romulus.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Okay, yeah, I'm surprised you he hasn't seen Beetlejuice. It's
really good.

Speaker 12 (40:49):
I got a way.

Speaker 7 (40:50):
I usually got to wait a week after the movie's
come out, or I don't get to see him for free.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Oh oh wow, of course he's got a guy.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Yeah, there's always a swindle down there making deals under
the bridge.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
The mayor of the Burnside Skate Park of course.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
All right, dude, you gotta get at least three out
of five to win the tickets to Weezer? Are you
ready for the Rotten Tomatoes game?

Speaker 12 (41:12):
As much as I ever will be.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Remember, if you lose, you have to listen to us
give your Weezer tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing?
Fat Thoor? Which movie is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes?
The Original Terminator with Auto Schwartzenega or ROBOCOPO.

Speaker 12 (41:31):
I'm gonna go with Terminator?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Is Terminator rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes? It is, even
though they were both great. Robocops got a ninety two percent.
The Original Terminator has a one Tomatoes. Whoa, and that's
what it deserves.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Club, I mean, robot Cop was pretty sick as well.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Which movie is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes? Fat thor
The Jungle Book or The Lion King. I'm assuming these
are the originals?

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah, OG's.

Speaker 12 (42:01):
Are they not the live action?

Speaker 17 (42:03):
He's animated?

Speaker 13 (42:04):
Now?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Oh jeez?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
No Beyonce and this Lion King?

Speaker 12 (42:08):
Okay, thank god, I'm gonna go with the Lion King.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
Then, one of my favorite.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
The Lion King rated higher on roun Tomatoes. It is Yeah,
Ing's got a ninety two. Jungle Book has an eighty
eight percent in Ron Tomatoes. Man, which movie is rated higher?
Fat thor? Doing pretty well so far?

Speaker 21 (42:28):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (42:28):
I know, I'm nervous.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
When Harry met Sally? Or You've Got Mail? Which movie's
ready Mail? You've got males?

Speaker 4 (42:40):
You got?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
That was a lay in when Harry met Sally's got
an eighty percent. You've Got Mail only has a seventy percent.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yeah, because it was an attempt, I'm a bigger I mean,
what were they at?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
A borders? His borders even a thing?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Anymores is not a thing anymore.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
It wasn't that movie. This is getting Harder?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Two and one?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Which movie's rate it higher? Fat Thor? Gotti with John
Travolta or Glitter with Mariah Carey? What's gott gotty? Is
the John Gotti movie with John Travolta?

Speaker 13 (43:15):
Oh, Glitter?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
I guess it's glitterated higher and Ron Tomatoes somehow, somehow, Yeah, man,
Glitter's got a six percent on ron Tomatoes. Gotti has
a zero percent on Ron Tomatoes. Six and zero. Yeah, Well,
Glitter I remember being a massive bomb and Gotti was
so bad the studios didn't want it, like studios were like, no,

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you buy it, please, we don't want it. You can
have it.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
It moved so many times. It was like hot potato
with a movie. Yeah, nobody wanted to be Lepis. In
the end, it's garbage. It's embarrassingly bad. It's embarrassingly bad.
So there you go, zero percent.

Speaker 21 (43:54):
I'm gonna check that out.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Then, yeah, you're gonna love it. Congratulations fat thor you
also gonna love the Weezer concert that you're going to
October sixth, that the Modus Center.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
My friend, Oh, this is amazing.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
I don't even know who to think first myself.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
It was all guy, It was all you.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, he's got to think himself. For sure. We would
have taken him right out of his cold, dead hand.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
I want to see the audience score on gotti Is.
Did anybody like this film at all? No?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I didn't finish it. I couldn't even finish it. Somebody
probably went.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Somebody swam upstream and probably branked it on an audience
score something.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
That's way too high. That's way too high. Audiences are
so easy, you know, they like everything because you always
notice the critics score is low and the audience score
is so high. Yeah, the truth lies somewhere in the
audiences love trash, Yeah they do all right, fat thor
I love your face.

Speaker 12 (44:49):
Man.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Hang on the phone. We'll get your information and we'll
have another pair of tickets to Weezer tomorrow morning or
online at one five nine dot com. This is our
segment where we go around the room sharing what we
think the biggest stories of the day are. I'll go
first because it's kind of bad news, especially if you
bought a Mega Million's lottery ticket.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
I did we win.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
No, a single ticket was sold in sugar Land, Texas.
Someone in Sugarland matched all six numbers and the eight
hundred million dollar Mega Million's jackpot. That means, for the
first time since June, there's a grand prize winner and
the nationwide lottery Tuesday's drying was for an estimated eight
hundred million. So I guess if you take the lump sum,
it's a little over four hundred million in cash.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Then they do an extra little tax a roosk. At
least you get to go with your hundred million or
whatever in the air.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, And that was the seventh largest jackpot in the
game's history. So there you go. I guess. Also, four
tickets that matched five numbers worth a million dollars were
sold in California, Florida, New York, and in Washington.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
That's crazy to me that you can match five numbers,
which is still a lot, and then only get a
million dollars.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
And you're like, it's hard to get too upset about,
but you probably always think about that last ball.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Scott you Scott at that that would change my life.
That that Oh yeah, I would change it.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
I'm gonna say a million dollars.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Because you get you know, you'd get half of that
or maybe a little less, but it would still change
your life.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah, pay off the house and the car and everything.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Just would be nice.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Give me backflips in the street. So there you go.
We started at the grenzy roll again for you know,
starting over for millions.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Yeah, I let you guys down. I did not buy
a ticket.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Well that's okay, I mean it was probably the winning one,
but thanks anyway.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
True, Well, maybe I'm in the wrong business, Laura, because
the big story to me is the nearly six million
dollars in illegal marijuana that was seized in Washington County.
This would be right down the street from any one
of our houses here as they made a massive illegal
bust in a rural property south of actually south of Hillsboro.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Neighbors reported the smell.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Of weed, which the smell of weed has been there
since twenty twenty two, the first time it was rated.
But what they did is they sold the house to
someone else who continued to grow weed. They said, no, no, no, no,
this house is is equipped to have weed exactly.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah, but that's why they're not there anymore.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
It's a hemp storage facility, accorded to the owners. And
so they were raided again yesterday and sixty six hundred
pounds of weed were found, with an estimated street value
of six million dollars.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
So the black market still exists.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Third times of charm. We'll try to get new I
think the big story, and this is good news. Finally,
some good news. Oregon gas prices are down nearly a
dollar a gallon from this time last year, which actually
is the largest decline in the nation according to Triple A.
So I mean that's good. I'm getting gas at about

(47:56):
three sixty nine consistently, which I think is pretty good.
Seen it cheaper other places.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
But man, are you just parked at a space age
or stop.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
No, I go to how dare you? I go to
a seventy six station down the street from my place.
They're the best that they're the best who they're so nice.
They still pump your gas and uh, they're just very
friendly people and they just got a big renovation.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
What if they what if they stopped pumping people's gaus
a long time ago? But just Laura comes up and like, oh,
it's that lady again. She's just sitting in her car
until we do it.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Yeah, I don't want her to dump gas all over
the ground again. So I'm just gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
It's a fire hazard. I'm going to help.

Speaker 22 (48:38):
I filled up yesterday at Costco for three sixty one.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Boom shacka locka.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Oh wow, it doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Take care of their people about at all. More on
the stories online right now at one O five nine
in the Brune dot com just click on Tanner, Drew
and Laura. All right, we got to talk about Green
Day tickets. We're giving those away with Dookie and your
doorstep next week. A little bit of details coming up
after Journey on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Evan Wednesday this morning. We'd like to know have you
ever moved for somebody? Like you moved to be with somebody,
or you moved or maybe you just traveled to get late.
I don't know, you just hopped on a plane to
go to Miami.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
It happens.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
But yeah, we want to know have you ever moved
to be with somebody? Eight six six four four five
five nine a number?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
And did it work out?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
It didn't work out?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
The reason I ask is the story that I heard
just the other day did not work out. A friend,
a friend of mine's daughter met this dude on the internet.
And you know, she owns a business here, you know
what I mean, Like she has to be there every day,
roots here, Yeah, a localle bit like Yeah, so she
but up in one day she just decided to go
and uh stay with this guy for a couple of

(49:53):
months in Arizona.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Had she met him before? Had they just been talking
on the internet.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
As far as I know, they just talked on the
internet and ever met in person. But she went out
there and stayed for like, I don't know, just under
two months, and and it went south quickly Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Can't you see how easy it could go south? Because
it's not like do I like this person? Do I
like everything about them? Like how the bathroom stuff goes,
and how like what they do to the sink.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
You don't even know what the house looks like or
if there's the lay.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Can I get away from you to use the bathroom?

Speaker 5 (50:27):
I think that would That's part of it, Like, no,
it's a one bedroom and when you do so, I dive, Well,
I'm just a neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
So blown away at somebody who can I just don't
have those kind of balls, like to move my whole
life out out there.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
I mean, I guess if I had nothing going for
me and I had an I wanted an excuse to
go somewhere else, and maybe I could use that. Yeah, right,
Which is that's why I'm like, hmm, that seems like
a big jump, you.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Know, and that stuff always seems so great through a
screen or on the other side of a phone, you know,
it's like the grass is always green or until you
get there.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Eight sixty six four four five one of five. Nine
is the number a beef water. Have you ever moved?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
No?

Speaker 23 (51:07):
I have not, nor have I had anybody move for me.
But to Drew's point a second ago is you're only
getting the surface stuff when you're talking to somebody on
the internet too, so they're only feeding you the information.

Speaker 22 (51:17):
That they want you to know. Once they're there and
living in your place.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
They're not going to tell you they blow up the
bathroom every night.

Speaker 23 (51:22):
Absolutely, so like you're in for a hard transition no
matter what I feel like. And it's always weird when
it's like having company for an extended period of time.
It's good for a few days, and then pretty soon
it's like it's starting to get.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Because you're kind of performing when even if it's not intentional,
when you're talking to them on FaceTime, you're dulled up
or you're not looking like a shlub sh because you're
like falling for this person. But as soon as you
wake up in the same house and no one's had
a shower and you haven't had your coffee and you're
tired and someone farted.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Yeah, it keeps farting gone.

Speaker 22 (51:55):
And for gourmet cooking actually sucks.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Yeah, yeah gourmet great, you're getting microwave. It's Tanner Jow
and Laura, good morning. Have you ever moved to be
with somebody.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
I have.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
How far did you move and did it work out?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (52:12):
He's my husband now, will have been married nine years
April and from Australia.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh wow wow.

Speaker 18 (52:18):
So it's almost the.

Speaker 17 (52:19):
Farthest you can get to be with somebody.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
So you moved out there, and did you guys move
back or.

Speaker 17 (52:25):
Yep, we moved there and then moved back. We've been
back here a couple of years now and it's actually
going pretty well. I like the part where you sing
all dulled up for the FaceTime and stuff. I'm not
that kind of person and it worked out real great.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Well.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
That means you were real and that's I think that's
part of it. They just saw you. You just rock
some sweaties or whatever. Just give present yourself as is.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
So did you meet Yeah? If anything, how did you
meet initially being so far away or were you both
in the same place to begin with?

Speaker 17 (52:58):
No, he randomly messaged me on Facebook and he said, hey,
random ad from Australia, feel free to reject. We had
one mutual friend from I was like super vegan at
the time, So one vegan friend, he's not vegan at all,
and yeah, I was like Oh my god. I love Australia.

(53:18):
Do you ever been there?

Speaker 5 (53:19):
But did you fall so in love that you eat meat?

Speaker 13 (53:22):
Now?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (53:24):
On occasion.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
I ate it for him Thanksgiving?

Speaker 17 (53:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Wow. So she Yeah, she moved to Australia. How many
miles is that from? From the States and all of them.

Speaker 17 (53:38):
Eight thousand, three hundred and something miles from where I
ens where he was.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
From anywhere? But it worked out.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
She married him.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
A guy just snuck into her DMS. I thought that
never worked. I guess it does work. It has It's
never worked for me.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I actually Australia was there like a koala and his
profile make sure or something.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
You know, they got created accents.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Hey, they're true, that's true.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Hey they adlee.

Speaker 17 (54:05):
Now we have like we have a yours minding hours
thing now because he had two kids. I had two
kids and now we have two kids together.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Oh well Brady Bunch Australia.

Speaker 17 (54:18):
Yeah right, So it's pretty fun. So it can work,
but it does take a lot of work because long
distance really sucks.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yeah, appreciated, thanks for sharing that she moved eight thousand
miles to be with her. Boo, that's nuts. Eight thousand
and I would travel eight thousand miles and I don't
know that I could do it, But not really, I
don't think I could do it, especially to Australia, where
spiders your biggest freak. That you can learn how to
throw a boomerang and kill those That's true. It Stannard,

(54:47):
Jew and Lawrence go to line too. Have you ever
moved to be with somebody?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (54:51):
I moved from Columbus, Ohio to Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Really, how'd that go?

Speaker 12 (54:57):
Well, We've been married twenty three years, been together twenty
five years, have three kids together, and two of my
kids just got signed by a label.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
So pretty obvious rock star kids.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
How does that work? Though?

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Like when you say I moved across the country, did
you know this person or was this someone you just
met online and you took a wing and a prayer.

Speaker 12 (55:20):
Definitely a wing and a prayer. Once upon a time
in an AOL chat room.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Oh hey, wow, wow, I don't know. Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 21 (55:32):
Yeah, a bunch of my individuals we chatted all the time.
But then the chat room threw a party in Lansing, Michigan.
I went to the party. Was sex, drugs and rock.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
And roll and uh awesome.

Speaker 12 (55:45):
Came back home and everyone's talking about the party and
she's like, hey, I'm in Los Angeles.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
I didn't get to go, and.

Speaker 12 (55:50):
I started talking to her and up talking to her
for four hours and then for three weeks before she
allowed me to come out and see her, and then
I went. That went out to LA seven times in
four months.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Wow, damn, that's a love story that the Internet could
have never thought could happen AOL chat room.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah win.

Speaker 22 (56:08):
Her first profile picture took four days to download. Finally
got to get a glimpse.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah yeah, and you know he used a free CD
out of the drawer. Oh yeah, empty hours. I'll be
back in twenty minutes. I got insall. I gotta saw
some more minutes.

Speaker 23 (56:21):
I gotta go sift through some rolling Stones real quick
and find some of these CDs.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
His roommate didn't use the phone all night roll and
he sat there to go bit.

Speaker 22 (56:31):
I think I see your chin.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
I think I see your chin. It's coming, it's coming,
all right. Appreciate your call, Dennis. We appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
I'm glad you loved her chin when it downloaded.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
Wow, oh yeah, it took a while, but you know.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Thanks for your call. Appreciate it. We got some text
messages coming in our lazy boy text line at nine
eight one nine seven. This text message comes from seventy
three oh eight says I moved from Beaverton to Cousbey
with my then girlfriends, stayed there for seven years and
decided to move back to the Portland area. We're still
together though, and we've now been married for three years. Oh,
she was, does she still live there or does she come?

Speaker 22 (57:07):
Like seven years in cope is like forty seven?

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Yeah, you get a get rust on your tummy in
there that long zero one.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Four forres says two years ago, I rode my Harley
twenty three hundred miles to San Antonio, Texas, and it
was an awkward as hell immediately when I got there.
Oh no, what do you do? What do you do
when you get when you ride that far?

Speaker 4 (57:27):
I mean, but at least if you have a Harley
and you're like, yeah, let's go, Like, at least I'm
assuming he enjoyed the road trip. So at least you've
got that that sucks, covered a lot of ground sliding.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
It's almost better if it's awkward immediately. Then honeymoon phase
of two three months they've suckled onto all your stuff
and then explosion and like.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
How do she are you to fly out? And then uh,
you know and not know, Like I'm not flying out
unless I know for sure it's it's a true thing, right,
And then how rude are you like when that person
gets there to just blow them off like they traveled
like sometimes across the pond to get to you.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Yeah, but I mean sometimes like if they met and
there's just like not a chemistry in person, Like you
don't know if that's going to be the case.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
That's why I would never do that unless I knew
for sure.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
And this is why ninety Day Fiance has huge ratings
because they just watch two people die on fire when
they meet. Yeah, and it's like, all right, we have
ninety days to like each other or not. And they've
got nothing in common, yeah, you know, other than a
chat room.

Speaker 23 (58:29):
So what's the insurance, Like, you, what would it take
to convince you that it's all on the up and up?

Speaker 22 (58:34):
Like it's easy to disguise how we look.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
It's easy to like a lot of full body pictures
and you would move vio video chats. Hold it. Tony's
Newspaper full body shots, and like I would think that
just a I need a connection, you know what I mean,
Like I got to have some sort of emotional connection.
I'm not flying to you.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Yeah, I mean we're in luck these days that there
is a FaceTime thing for you to do, you know,
And if you're not willing to do that, then you're
hiding something.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
All right, more of your calls coming up. Have you
ever moved to be with somebody? Eight six six four
four five one o five?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Done?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
You banner all next week? We got tickets to go
see Green Day when they took over Providence Park on
the twenty fifth. With Dukie on your doorstep, beef Water Bay.

Speaker 7 (59:19):
What up, baby?

Speaker 2 (59:20):
You got your Dukie costume ready to rock?

Speaker 22 (59:22):
Not quite yet. I'm just trying to track it down.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Oh my god, brought it into shipping issues.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Oh for gods, it's been ordered, hasn't it.

Speaker 23 (59:31):
It did not get ordered. Evidently you were supposed to
send a link and the link didn't get said.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Oh my god, you told me not to worry about it.
I said, I said, you want to see links because I.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Got I got it.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
I got Well. Nevertheless, we're gonna have to talk about
this in the media. God, well you just dookys you
did like a duke. I knew this was going to happen.
I just knew pain and I knew this was going
to happen. I knew it I because like we talked
about it like a couple of weeks ago, and I
assumed thing was going to be fine, and I hadn't
brought it up. And I knew this was going to
happen because didn't bring it up.

Speaker 22 (59:56):
It's only been a few days, and that hasn't been
two weeks.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
We'll last week anyway, beef Water is going to be
at your house or business addressed as Duchie. One way
or another. We're gonna have him as a duchy in
a dukie costume.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
If he's in a brown sweatsuit with paint and pace.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Yeah, you gotta be careful, don't go. Don't put those
on the internet. You'll get fired. Ah. Yeah. So he's
going to show up to your your you know, house
or your office dressed as a Duchie and hook you
up with tickets to go see Green Day and the Pumpkins.

Speaker 22 (01:00:23):
Due they're colamoring. There is so many entries right now.

Speaker 23 (01:00:26):
Really, yes, I checked it yesterday, just to see if
we were getting any.

Speaker 22 (01:00:30):
Traction on it, and let there be traction. There are
a lot of people looking for these Green Day tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
I just want to see you in a due out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Yeah overnight, that dude, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
You can sign up right now. You have until Friday,
one of five nine the Brute dot Com and then
starting Monday morning, Dukie on your doorstep begins before that, though,
Drew's got sports, what do you have?

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Betters are harassing college athletes that lose games for their
money back. We'll tell you the full story and what
happened to the Ouburn quarterback.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
That's coming up right after Boston. It's a twenty six
on the Brew.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
And now Screw Sports brought to you by Thornton Coffee,
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Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Here's Drew well Well Peyton Thorne of Auburn is the
guy who who says that he's been shaken down by
betters after losing to California last week. Now, this is
just the last couple of years that sports betting has
really been pushed in the direction that it has into

(01:01:34):
college sports and now you just go to ESPN dot
com and now not in this state will it work.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
But right on the cover.

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
Of each story is your bit, your ability to bet
on the game. So now that they're getting paid and
you're putting money on it, there's almost like a sense
of entitlement there. And I just have to make it
clear that when you bet and you lose.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
That's on you every time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Perfect example, last night watching the debate and with one
eye on my phone, I'm watching Dana.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
White's Contender series.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
I bet on these guys to make it around and
a half and that means two minutes and thirty seconds
in the second round. I'm standing in front of the
TV or in front of my phone standing up. When
the dude gets knocked out with two minutes and thirty
nine seconds, nine seconds, I was beside myself. I am
not calling that guy today and asking for a Fenmo.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
All right, that's on you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
You made the pick, you picked the dog it didn't
win well.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
And also like think about that in terms of like
NFL football, Like you're not going to be calling called
the dude who missed the field goal kick or whatever,
Like you're just not so leave these kids alone.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Yeah, and that is the other thing. These are young kids.
Let's get it get it together. There's this sports.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Thank you very much, all right, Coming up next, we
want to know have you ever moved to be with somebody?
I knew I was just talking to a friend and
she was talking telling me about her daughter who moved
to Arizona'd be with this dude for a couple of
months and it didn't work out. Oh sh right back?
Did you ever do that? Eight six, six, four, four five,
one oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
You're listening to Tan or Drew and Laura dinner Drew
and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
We want to know this morning, when did you move
to be with somebody? You packed everything up and you're like,
I just I can't live another day here without a
And you packed everything up and you want to be
with them. Where'd you go? How far did you go?
And did it work out?

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
And I think you know, we've been talking a lot
about how weird it is to live with somebody new.
It's also weird because you've upended at least one person's
whole friend group. You know, like I never had a
stranger move with me, but when I took Amy from
where we lived to hear and you remove them from
that friend group. That's like a whole nother wrinkle because

(01:03:43):
they have no friends, so you are their only things.
So like that makes it even more stress.

Speaker 22 (01:03:48):
Yeah, plus you can take your dog to the pound.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Right, So that's that's exactly what I was going to say,
because like everyone's talking about, oh we met on Facebook,
we met online whatever. I'd never seen them before. But
like my ex husband, we weren't married at the time,
but he moved to Colorado with me, and he'd been
born and raised Spokane, Washington. His family was there, his
friends were there, and it was very, very difficult. And
then we moved to Colorado and neither of us knew

(01:04:12):
anybody and it was just us and that put a
lot of pressure on the relationship, which obviously ultimately did
not work out. Uh, which people don't want new friends,
right garr thirties, Like, what's wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
With this guy? No, I just moved from and I'm exhausted. Yeah,
no time for extra friends.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Its tough.

Speaker 23 (01:04:31):
Is it weird that I didn't hate it? Like when
I moved, I enjoyed the disconnection.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yeah, and there's I can see that too, for to
an extent, but at some point I think I want
some human contact, you know, and somebody who knows me,
has known me for a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Someone to vouch for me, you know, because when you're new,
all you can do is live in the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
When somebody else is like, oh yeah, I like that dude.
He's a cool dude.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
There is something subconscious that goes okay, all right, maybe
he's not so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
You know, phones are going crazy. We want to know
did you ever moved to be with some it's Tanner
jew and Laura. Did you ever move to be with somebody?

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Yes?

Speaker 19 (01:05:03):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Where'd you go?

Speaker 19 (01:05:06):
I went from New York to Vancouver, Washington.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
All right, I'm assuming you're still with that person.

Speaker 19 (01:05:13):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
What happened, Well, I met her out in New York.
She was a nanny out there and she uh, she
got we got pregnant, and she talked me into moving
out here at to Vancouver. And she was a fun
girl and fun turned into crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
So yeah, those things go hand in hand. Sometimes you
guys share custody as the kid.

Speaker 19 (01:05:40):
No, actually I took custody of my daughter which she
was about six, and had he rubb six.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Oh, she's she's that crazy. It's like she can't even
have her kid crazy.

Speaker 19 (01:05:49):
Oh yeah, she's she has three kids with three different people,
and she asked custody of none of them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Oh yeah, Well, it sounds like you dodged a bullet,
but you did. You didn't want to move back, How
you just decided to stay here?

Speaker 19 (01:06:02):
No, I wanted to be with my daughter. So yeah,
I stayed here for my daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
How old is she now?

Speaker 19 (01:06:08):
Twenty Eight's a US marine?

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Oh hell yeah, thank her for her service for us.
So we got a couple of talk back messages to
the iHeartRadio app. You can download the iheartady up for
your cell phone and send us a message any time.
When did you move for somebody?

Speaker 24 (01:06:24):
Good morning grew crew.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (01:06:27):
I moved in with my girlfriend. We dated for like
six months, she.

Speaker 14 (01:06:31):
Got pregnant, ended up not happening, but we moved in together,
and then the shutdown happened, and like three months later,
she moved out on my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Oh brutal. I hear that. The shutdown. You know, COVID
killed a lot of relationships. Can't get around my birthday,
Happy birthday. I'm staying with my mother. At least I
know it's over when you do that.

Speaker 24 (01:06:53):
Three months later, she moved out on my birthday and
we worked together, so I ended up of leaving my job.

Speaker 7 (01:07:02):
So it did not work out. Hi, brew crew.

Speaker 10 (01:07:06):
Yes, I ended up moving to Las Vegas because of
a girl, but he then could work out and she
ended up marrying a different guy, which is fine.

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
I haven't talked to her ever since, which is fine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
But you're dead to me again, which is fine.

Speaker 10 (01:07:28):
I haven't talked to her ever since. But I ended up
falling falling in love with Las Vegas, so I ended
up staying.

Speaker 12 (01:07:36):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:07:37):
So yeah, that is my story.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Well, thanks for listening to something I already wap from
Las Vegas. Ye, baby, Yeah, at least he got something
out of the deal. Hi, it's Tanner Jean Laura. Did
you ever move to be with somebody?

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
Hello?

Speaker 13 (01:07:51):
I did. I moved from Massachusetts to Oregon.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Well, and you're still here, so something must have worked out.

Speaker 13 (01:07:58):
It did be that on Facebook and we've been going
for eleven years strong.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Wow, he reached out to who first? Did you just
be like hey man or hey lady? Nice picks or
nice feed picks.

Speaker 13 (01:08:12):
I had a meme page and I posted my phone
number on it one night and said text me bitches,
and I got about a thousand text We started talking,
talked every day for six months. I flew out here better,
spent the week, fell in love with the West Coast
and never looked back.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
And it's all because you said text me bitches on
the internet. Yeah, that ultimate pickup line.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Like what do you tell your family when they asked
how you met? Because that can't be the story?

Speaker 19 (01:08:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Absolutely, yeah, you got proud of that. You hear many
messages he got back. We've all been doing it wrong
all these days, exactly, we overthought it. He's got to
figure it out, all right, dude, that's a great one man.
Thanks for sharing it with us. Pro I'm one of
your calls and text coming up in just a few minutes.
When did you move to be with somebody? Details on
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Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Pe Watter just informed us off the air that the
Dookie costume has been purchased and will be here tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Everybody listen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I was I was concerned I was like, oh my god,
it would have worked out one way. Yeah, you didn't
have a lot of answers. He had no answers. And
I'm the one who had to pull up the delivery
for tomorrow because he was like, where did you can
see that? I didn't see that. I didn't found them.

Speaker 23 (01:09:34):
And for the record, shout out to the record, shout
out to super Boss Suits for getting that ordered right away.

Speaker 22 (01:09:40):
But uh, this is not the only thing plate sir.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
It might be a big priority for you. This sounds
like the debate last night to start, like, oh, I'd
like to think.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
My people even the sweaty upper lip.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Yeah, you're digging the son of a guilty man. Yeah,
this is right where they put the hot lamp on
you out the killing with you.

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Speaker 22 (01:10:10):
Monday will be at Tanner's house.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
And yeah, it's not going to be beef in a costume.
It's just going to be an actual.

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Which you are in the perfect mood for it, you know,
because like I feel like a big deuce has got
to be a little like grumpy and it's true.

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Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Yeah, yes, that's us.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Sorry, I get weet in my mouth right now.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Yeah, you've been chump chump chump and it's kind of
it's honestly kind of setting off my what do you
call it? When you don't like the sound of people chewing.
It's like there's a there's a word for kind of
because it's just it's very crunching.

Speaker 22 (01:11:20):
Yeah, I love feeding my dog stuff because I like
watching my dog eat crunches.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
I have to hear it, I have to sound.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
But a dog and a person different.

Speaker 22 (01:11:31):
This morning, feeding lays, playing lays, potato chips.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Are just watching it. That's because then they go, it's
just funny.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
She said. This grossed her out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
So I'm I can hear people turning the radio.

Speaker 22 (01:11:43):
There's people that go to YouTube just for this behavior.

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Muck bang or whatever. This is our new thing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Yeah, every hour we're gonna eat something weird, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I'm not gonna laughy taffy in.

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About forty r I p your fillings.

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into my mouth of this bit. DJ hart Swallow over there,
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We're gonna be taking over Cathedral Park in Saint John's
on September twenty eighth. We're gonna start. We're gonna start
riding at ten am. Boys ten am will be out
there actually tend to noon cleaning up those.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Parts, spear and trash.

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Everyone who shows up, it's gonna be qualified for breaking
Benjamin and stained tickets and Papa Murphy's will be on
site giving away free pizza za they got there like
mobile pizza truck that they're gonna cook the pizzas on site.
It's a little good, so cool. They're gonna get the
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you get it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
I was unaware that that even existed until recently.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
What a cool idea, right, It is pretty sweet. So
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out to trash Band it's the Rise of the Raccoon,
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and all that stuff. So yeah, let's do it. Get
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Banner Drew and Laura.

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Yeah, Happy Wednesday. Coming up a little bit. We got
another Donkey Show podcast we're going to record and then
post online. It's the show after the show, totally unedited
and uncensored yesterdays is pretty good. I felt. Yeah, uh,
you got to go check out one of five nine.
The yesterday we were talking about the guy who got
the cockroach stuck in his esophagus. Oh yeah, I had

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it's unedited and get all the extras. Our parents hate it.

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And that's why I don't even I did not even tell.
I don't know if my mom even knows about this podcast,
probably because she'd learned some thanks one.

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Five nine in the Brune dot com Let's do this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
And now Drew and Laura's dumbass of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Florida man allegedly drank twenty five beers before passing out
while driving. Dude, twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Twenty five beers. Not that it matters, because twenty five
is a lot, no matter what. But do we know
what type of beer it was?

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
I don't know, but my guess is it's gotta be
like a light beer.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
You can't just you can't just chug twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
I guess is he got a thirty pack and just
started tearing through it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
She was IPA's you'd have a sight itg you'd be
leaned over before you were asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Forty one year old Furman Tealapaco Furman. What a name
that is? He told officers that he drank twenty five
beers and about five hours when he was caught behind
the wheel. Furman was found by Lake by Lady Lake
Police Department Lady Lake and officials. They found him passed
out in his car in a turn lane.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Oh man almost got to turn, you know, trying to
be cautious and you're out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
He was also driving barefoot and had four full bottles
of beer on the passenger seat and some empty ones
in there as well. He allegedly said that he had
consumed twenty five beers since five pm and was discovered
about ten.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
So so if you think about the number, it's extra
funny because twenty five beers is not twenty four beers,
which twenty four beers is a case.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
So he drank a case, and then they do come
in a thirty pack that there's some cans, because I
was gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Say, if he he made it back to the store
and got through one or two more pops, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
It's possible he stumbled back to a plaid pantry or something.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
That why he's in a car, Well, who knows? You're
right about the thirty pack he could have gotten?

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Who knows? Because if he had four unopened bottles in
his car, then who's to say.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
You see somebody doing that. I can see someone who's
got a high tolerance. Maybe they're a bigger guy, maybe
they had a lot of like a big lunch. I
can see someone in five six hours, seven hours tearing
through thirty beers.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
I was gonna say, like, for a seasoned drinker, what
would be a lot of just like bud light, Like,
how many would you have to drink to?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Really, I can barely drink a six pack without feeling
like I'm just tanked. Yeah, and I feel like a
six pack is the edge of if you're drinking one
of your beinge drinking.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Yeah, and well, I mean if you have, say you're
at like a duck game or a beaver game. If
you drank six beers, that'd be you'd be okay over
the course of a four hour tailgator.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
But if you're gonna have another five, six, seven.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
You're you're wasted, Like you're hammered at ten beers, like
little Jackass moves at twelve to fifteen when he has
twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
In five hours.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
They say that they define binge drinking as a pattern
of drinking alcohol that brings blood alcohol concentration your BAC
to zero point zero eight percent. They say for a
typical adult, this pattern corresponds to consuming five or more
drinks for a male or four more drinks for a
female in about two hours.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Okay, so he doubled that, then yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
You know, oh quite, he's well over that. Geez, oh,
I'm just drinking twenty five beers.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
With five football Sunday, you know, I mean, what else
are you supposed to hear?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
It is tough. I mean they play the games all day. Yeah,
he failed the sobriety test, by the way, taking the
jail cell.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
I mean, why waste your time with it? Once he says,
twenty five beers here, let me show you where you're
sleeping over.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Speaking of sleeping over, according to a new survey of
one thousand Americans, Oklahomans are having the best sex.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
The best, not the most, but the best.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
The best quality, not quantity, Drew, I mean, I think
it's important to note that there's not a lot going
on out there. That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Nap Labs survey ass participants to rank their own intimate
lives and found the Oklahomans are having the average score
of six point eight out of ten. Kentucky and Texas
are close behind, but unfortunately, residents of Alaska have the
worst sex.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
Lives six point eight out of ten. That's still not great,
that's still a d plug.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
That's so pretty low. Yeah, it just shows we're all underserved.
And see New Mexicans and Virginians also have a below
average score. The national average is four point seven.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
And this is frequency or just quality. Do we know what.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Are the Well, I mean it's I think at least
who's got the best?

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
So the national average is four point seven and ten
point six percent of all participants rate of their sex
lives a perfect ten out of ten. Well, you only
know what you know, but I it in.

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
I do say that the older you get, if you
have a partner who is always with you, it's not
like you don't have to relearn things so that it
may be a ten for you, but it might not
be a ten to somebody else because that wouldn't that
wouldn't push their buttons. And I get how some people
think they're all the way there on this list.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
I think I saw that organ was at number twenty.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
Seven, middle of the path, right in the middle. That's
all right, not bad, We're we're doing it plenty. We
just don't always like it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
Really a shame. But I mean all that matters is
that you're you're satisfied with your own.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Situation, that you're selfish.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
No, the two of you, the two of you together as.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
To me first, followed by you right in there.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Yeah, yeah, I'm number one, but like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
You're close, Ye can't love yourself. Who can you love exactly?
Real fast? I just want to take like sixty seconds
and tell you guys about the advocates real fast. You know,
if you've been injured, like, the recovery process can take
a long time. It can be painful, it could be emotional,
and you just want to focus on that. You don't
want to like, oh hurt, I got to prop my
leg up and take a handful of pills and then
call the insurance companies. Nobody wants to do that, right

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because the insurance companies aren't are you know, they're not
on your side anyway. They're going to fight you tooth
and nail to keep the money. You know, they'll say
they'll take care of you, but as soon as this
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they don't want to do it. So that's why you
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there are consultations are always free, so there's no risk.

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Doesn't it's nice, you know, it doesn't hurt you to
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just reach out to the advocates and they'll be able
to tell you Ken and Donnie are committed to fighting
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They're really really great people. So if you've been injured
and you need more than a lawyer, you need an advocate,
get a hold of the advocates. You can check them
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And remember, the advocates don't get paid until you win.
All right, advocateslaw dot com. That's advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Now what's trending?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
All right? This is one of my favorite clips of
the day. David Gilmour returns with a rare open mic
performance with his daughter.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
Nearly half a decade, right, wasn't it twanky twanky when
he did this?

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Was it twenty twenty? Was his last time he was
on stage? So yeah. David Gilmore performed at the tiny
Neptune Inn in Brighton and Hove, UK on Monday with
his daughter and they did wish you were here listen
to this?

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Oh how old ish you? We just jillous.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
The same. It's a tiny little venue.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
David Gilmore and his daughter How old is she?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Again, she is twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
They sound great.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Yeah, but imagine just being it like your local pub
grabbing a beer. Yeah, you're like, oh, open mic night.
I don't know how I feel about this, you know,
because you know how open mic nights can go, right,
and then all of a sudden it's David Gilmore's daughter,
and then all of a sudden it's David Gilmore.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Yeah, it sounds rad. I just that makes me want more.
I'd love to him hear them going to her together
be cool?

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Yeah, because he sounds great, she sounds great. Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
I would check that out? So that videos online if
you want to see it, at one O five nine
in the brew dot com. That's also where we're going
to place our Donkey Show podcast, or we're gonna record
a brand new on here in a few minutes. It's
the show after the show, totally unedited, non censored,