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September 13, 2023 86 mins
On today's show we talked about Drew's new baby that finally flipped over just in time to be head down for her birth. We also asked people about the time they asked for a refund and we had a chat with comedian Brent Pella.
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We're gonna call a random plat pantryand Salem and invite them to bacon and
beer. How can I help you? Hi? Is this the plaid pantry
in Salem, uh West Salem,West Salem. Here? This is Tanner
and Drew from one of five nine, the brew of the radio station up

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in Portland. Can we talk toyou on the radio? Real quick?
I guess so. I'm kind ofbusy right now with the line. It
only takes a second. I justwanted to invite you. We've got a
big party coming up in ten days. It's next Friday at Gilgamesh Brewing in
Salem, the campus location. Wejust wanted to formally invite you and everyone
at plat pantry to the party.Come out out and get weird. Yeah.

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Tell everyone in line too. Yeah. Tell everyone in line at the
plat pantry right now that bacon andbeer is coming and everyone gets free bacon
and they could win a trip tobake everyone you gets that bacon, bacon
and what else? Ten plat pantry? Go ahead? All work and what

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day is this? Next Friday?September twenty second Friday? Can you tell
everybody in line? Can you sayattention? Plat Pantry, Bacon and Beer
is coming. Take with flat PantryBacon and Beer is coming September twenty second
at Gilgamesh Brewing. Come get weird. You know you are awesome. What

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is your name? Thank you?Oh she's got she's got a lot of
people, get so many customers.Can you tell me what your name is?
Christina? Christina? How about this? You? Since you were so
sweet and we're awesome on the airwith us, I'm gonna qualify you for
that free trip to Vegas. Soif you want to come, you're qualified
for the trip and you could win. Oh, thank you. Oh you're

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welcome. All I'm gonna need isyour first and last name and I'll get
that off the air. All right, look at that one big bite we
want? Oh yeah, this isPlatt. Bring us what your version of
a big bling us a slim gymand a quick fire and a hurricane?
Thanks so much. The plat Pantryand West Salem is where she's at her
what sunny? All right? Takecare? Well, thank you for taking

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our call. We appreciate it.No problem. What's happening? It is

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Wednesday, September thirteenth, twenty twentythree. Tanner Drew and Laura we are.
I got in here this morning andI looked on the news and they
finally caught that escaped killer after fourteendays on the run. Got it in
Chester County, Pennsylvania, which soundslike a fun place. Look at him,
cut his shirt off. Yeah,I have only like that. It's

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only hanging on his left arm rightnow, he's look at that tattoo in
the middle of his shoulder. Boatsit looks like a potato or like a
hay bale or something. He's like, I love baked potato. Well he's
gone now look at him any lookat him and like they look like army.
Yeah, it's like military police.When Laura and I were looking at
the TV this morning, they wereall taking a picture together. It was

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like fourt I don't know. There'smust have been like three, do you
guys. Yeah, there's a bunchof them and they're all like, hey,
everyone get together for a photo.Yeah it took it took you two
weeks. Yeah, you should beproud of yourself. It took two weeks
and one dude. And then,like you know, they kept expanding the
perimeter and and and then the policeshould be like, we're confident that this
happened. How are you confident aboutanything? You've just been wrong about everything
so far. Yeah, and youthink in this day and age, with

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cameras on every building, at everycrosswalk, in every neighborhood, it would
have happened quick, dude. Eventhe footage of him escaping from prison,
I was like, really, likeSpider Man, that is how he got
out, and nobody noticed right outof the man. They were calling it
the crab walk out of the prison. Yeah, because he kind of just

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he was just the perfect size todo it. Yeah, if you haven't
seen that video of him crab walkingout of prison, you can see that
one to five nine dot com.There he is cuffed and they're taking him
to get stuffed. You know what. But my question is, I mean,
he was already serving a life sentence, So like, how does his
life in prison get worse? BecauseI'm sure it does solitary, Like you're
not gonna be able to go outin the yard and just hang out with

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your boys anymore. Supermax, theysaid on the on the news this morning,
Like his life is going to bemuch like it was before, but
even worse because they're gonna be superstrict and probably for a long time.
Oh yeah, maybe forever. Thosesupermax prisons are hell on earth. You
know, you you're you only eversee this guy when you're in your square
looking straight up during your one hourof a wreck. They gotta get their

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congratulations photo, right, They allgot it, you know, and then
they got They were all in therelike the fatigues that their guns in the
air, like, yeah, tookhis two weeks and he escaped your perimeter
like a dozen times. Yeah,we do it for the gram and gram
And wasn't his first escape in theirvehicle? Like he took a van.
I don't think it was one oftheirs, but it was a I mean,
somebody just left their keys in thevan and took it. That's not

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as bad, you know. Hestole a gun and soon he shaved his
head like he dude. He wasbold too. He was like hitting up
old friends like hey, bro,can you help me out doorbell cam?
Yeah? He was like, heyman, and I need a mail.
I bet you do. They departedhis sister from me. They were like
they thought that she was helping him, or she at least wasn't cooperating,

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so like, yeah, you're you'regone, yeah, center home. So
that's gonna hurt well, And sothere they're just now they're taking a picture
with all the troopers with the guythey caught. Look at that like drugs,
dude, I bet he feels likea real Look at that photo and
they're taking this photo off. Ohmy god, it's real. Oh my

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god. And he's right. Theygot the dog in there, They got
everybody. Yeah, police will takelike a photo when they catch a bunch
of weed or you know, theconferenceate a bunch of weed and money.
It's the same kind of thing.But they got the crook in the very
center, and all the guys aregathered around that. That guy Maze will
be justin Bieber the way everyone's crowdedaround. Well more a bag of meth
because the same same difference. Theyare posing like he's the biggest meth catch

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in the history of Earth. Wellvideos online. We'll have more the story
one at the website at one tofive nine the brew dot Com. Let's
see what's in the news now ourBrew News Update powered by Adventist Health Portland
and no HSU Health partner. Here'sLaura Well. Aside from that, which
is the largest story of the Morning. Astronomers have found a planet around one

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hundred and twenty light years away fromEarth that might have all the elements needed
to sustain life. NASA said thepossible ocean world, dubbed k TO eighteen
B, as a hydrogen rich atmosphereand evidence of this crucial carbon molecule considered
the foundation for all life forms onEarth. That's awesome. So, I
mean, I don't know what otherplanet we ever found that people have just

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looked at and said, oh,yeah, this can sustain life. But
apparently this k to eighteen B camp. There's a good chance that before our
lifetime's over, at least you know, you and me at forty one years
old, we'll find life. Imean, maybe not like intelligent life,
but some sort of microorganism. Sure, we're getting closer every day, which
is kind of I mean, there'sno intelligent life here, so the search

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continues. Yeah, that's true.Ozzy Osbourne has opened up about the spinal
injury that forced him to quit touringback in twenty nineteen. He says he
went to the bathroom one night it'spitch black, goes back to lay in
bed, completely misses the bed misjudgeswhere the bed is falls flat on his

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face and that's what jarred some ofthe pins loosed in his back from that
previous surgery that he had. Hesaid, the fall almost paralyzed him.
Oh my god. So that's whyhe had to go back in and get
surgery. And now he can't.He can no longer tour and he's just
constant. Bring Ozzie a bedpan?That guy. Why does he not have
five assistants who were, like,you know, basically shucking him off the

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walls at this point, I don'tknow, man, But yeah, Ozzy
Osbourne, he's in rough shape.I mean, he which is crazy cockroach.
He will never die? All right? Is that it? That's it?
All right? More on those stories. I want to five nine the
Brute dot Com Leader on this morning. Octoberfest tickets. It's coming to Alona
coming up? Was it September twentynine through the thirtieth. We'll send you

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there. We also have another editionof Who's the Ahole later on today and
we're gonna check your talkback messages,So download the iHeart ready us and now
thru Sports ears Drew Well, thisis an intense story. Rockets Star Guard

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Kevin Porter Junior is in big trouble. It looks like he got in a
fight with his girlfriend in a NewYork City hotel. She is a former
w NBA player Kaiserie gon gondrezick I. Hope I said that right and turned
out they were in the hotel roomfighting and she claims that he was strangling

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her to the point that she couldn'thandle it and ran out of the room
covered in blood. He was arrestedon felony assault and strangulation charges. The
cops are saying the a history herebecause he's rammed or car before and had
other physical interactions. He's pled,not guilty, but if he is found
to have done these things, there'sa pretty zero tolerance thing going on,

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and he may have just said goodbyeto his career in all of those millions.
Well, we did get confirmation justafter the show that Aaron rodgers achilles
tendon is snapped and he is outfor the rest of the season. Totally
brutal, and it makes you thinkGreen Bay Packers quarterbacks need to stop going

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to New York. You know,Aaron Rodgers snapped as achilles and if you
remember, Brett Farv snapped a Wienerpick. So there's a whole lot of
trouble going on and as soon asyou go over there, but here,
it's some interesting things. He onlyplayed three snaps. That's the least by
a starting quarterback in week one sinceoh seven. He's there's so many of

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these things. We'll share him throughoutthe morning. Aaron Rodgers saw four snaps
in twenty twenty three. That's seventyfive seconds. That is. That's gonna
be probably his history there. Andwe'll give you one more for now.
Technically, since Rogers only played thatseventy five seconds, he earned a million
dollars per second, and that's aguaranteed contract of seventy five million that they

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have to doll out. There's thissport. Thank you. Much more on
those stories and one of five ninethe brew dot Com coming up in about
an hour. We got a comediancoming in here. What's his name,
Bret something, bres it bah bahbaha. He's gonna beat Helium tonight,
Brett Pella, Brett Pella, Brentpell Brent Pello. We got we're getting

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there there he is. Yeah,anyway, we'll have him on in about
an hour and then sometime today we'llgive you some tickets to october Fest going
down at Alona. By the way, we're gonna play Tanner join Laura's Battlehorn.
Oh nice, if I'll played thatgame in a while for october Fest
tickets. Yeah, Happy Wednesday.It's Portland's rock station. One of five
nine the Brew Tanner join law Dearlistening to Drew and Laura. Check in

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with the show anytime at eight sixsix four four five one h five nine.
Well you can chock one up forthe machines. Oh what happened now?
It looks like chat GPT is diagnoseda boy who are baffled doctors they

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couldn't figure it out. Mom goesto chat GPT types in the you know
the symptoms and yeah, you knowwhat the doctors have already told her.
That's incredible and gives her a diagnosis. It was checked and confirmed. Wow,
honestly, you know, the machines. I don't always want it,
but as a mystery diagnosis patient myselffor three years at one point that where

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was chat GPT for health reasons,I say that's a great thing because I
mean, listen, I understand doctors. We need doctors still, we always
will you know, but if acomputer, there's no human error with that.
If a computer figured it out anda couple of seconds, and it
took a team of doctors and theynever figured it out. Right, let's
throw the AI into the medical Andalso, it's not like there wasn't backup

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like it sounds like she googled thediagnosis and then went to the doctor and
was like, hey, what aboutthis and they were like, oh,
we never thought that. Yeah,uh say they it's crazy because over seventeen
doctors were involved in this. Originallyshe consulted seventeen different doctors. Oh my
god. And then she just tookher son's symptoms, put them into chat

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chat GPT and got an answer,tethered chord syndrome. What is that?
What's what's the deal? Doctors confirmedthe condition, which impacts less than one
percent of us US births annually.I'm not sure exactly what tethered chord syndrome
is. Maybe it doesn't give anythingto do with the umbilical cord was tethered
and you ended up having some postbirth complications. That's just a stab.

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Alex is now recovering well after surgeryon a spinal cord, so it has
something to do. Yeah, sayrare more important chord a rare neurological condition
in which the spinal cord is attachedtethered to the surrounding tissues of the spine.
The mom says, there's nobody thatconnects the dots for you. You
have to be your kid's advocate.So keep that in mind. Parents,

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absolutely and canner. You know thefeeling, right, like when when you're
something, there's an ailment and soyou go get a bunch of tests on
the very frustrated, and then itwould be nice. I remember I was
going through these these stomach pains andI kept getting test done. I would
get an endoscopy what is it?Endoscopy? And then a colonoscopy, and
you're into feel like a pig ona spine. I'm getting probed and prodded

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every other week and put to sleep, and and they just kept telling me
we don't know. And then it'slike and I just wanted to At that
point, I was like, Ihope they find something because I just want
answer. You just want an answer. Yeah, And it gets to a
point where it's like the doctor isit feels like they're saying, oh,
you must be making it up.You know, it must be in your
head because we can't figure it out, so it must not be you know

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what. It's like, Oh,it's it's very real. I believe me.
Yeah, it's frustrating. They alwaysdo that. Doctors are very smart,
so they're a part of them.Is like, well, it's he
can't be us in the end,yeah, right, like so that they
always blame your brain At some point, I would love to have chat GPT,
but then a doctor reviewed the answers, right, like, shouldn't just
have that make and that's what theydid. So chat GPT, you know,

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said this is the diagnosis. Thedoctors confirmed it, you know,
and that's how it worked out.So finally AI working for good. Speaking
of babies, there have been somedevelopments withdrew An Amy's third baby, which
is do October eleventh or is thatchanged? That is an interesting thing to

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ask because we had a big doctor'sappointment yesterday and October eleventh it was the
date circled the baby was breached andtucked up. I don't know if she
was like hanging from a lung whatshe's doing in there and some acrobatics,
but jungle gym over the weekend whileI was away playing with the boys,
she had felt some hiccups up nearher rib cage, and then that those

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hiccups had by the time I gothome. I don't know much, but
I felt like they were down nearher hip. Yeah, and so I
was hopeful when she went yesterday intothe doctor because otherwise we were scheduled to
flip the baby and maybe have itthe day before bacon and beer. Oh
jeez, Yeah, that's how badit is. It is. Well,

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let's say it was because my babyflipped over and it is head down.
Nice man. That is fantastic news. And so it's moved the due day
because so our finish line now isOctober sixth, where she would be induced,
So the baby would come on thesixth or the seventh, or she'll

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have it before that. Naturally,just Drew grabbed the car, where's my
go bag, let's roll. Soyeah, and I'm hoping it's not like
during rush hour or something. Sheactually and she scheduled the induction because I
think you're going to a concert flyingout of here, so she so she
I think she lined it up withyour concert. What a crazy that would
have been crazy, Like if youwould have had your baby the day before

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bacon and beer. And then wehad bacon and beer, and then I'm
driving to Bend that afternoon to seethis band called Day Seeker. It's just
like a wild, a wild weekend. Oh yeah, a whole lot to
deal with. And the bacon.I've got to go to bacon and beer
and then host a giant charity eventthat oh yeah, so that's pretty bay.
It's quite a book ended evening forme. I really hope she has
that baby either before or on Octobersixth, which I wrote down in this

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book when we talked about it liketwo months ago, as that's what you
guess. Yeah, yeah, andso if it, I'll be can we
get this done before midnight? Iguess the sixth. I got money on
this. We're so like the side, like the relief you felt when you
heard that information yesterday, so much. I so much relief for me because
just I heard head down and Iwas like, Okay, let me do

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my math. Yeah, that's that'sgood. That's what I was like.
The direction it's advice for parents whomight experience this in the future or might
go through this, you know,still have a chance of a flip late
it. Don't panic like do youknow. Obviously, be concerned and pay
attention, but don't go down aspiral of of worrying that you're guaranteed a
C section when you you might yourbaby might decide on their own to just
flip it around. And that wasa lucky deal. Well that's good.

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We'll keep you posted on what's goingon. But baby baby number three is
on the way, Little little Tanita, little little bing Bong. Really you
don't have a name yet, allright. I was thinking about bing bing
bang, little bing bangs, good, little bing bang bing bing. I
don't have a name, but Iwill sneak it to you when I do.
All right, Well, there yougo. There you go, a

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little baby bing bang. I likebing bing I know I had never said
that before. I don't. Idon't know if it'll sell at home,
but I'm gonna try. It's gota nice bing bang ring. What's your
middle name? Bongsong? It hasnothing to do with wheat, all right,
I'm coming up October Fest tick gets. We also have let's see what

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do we have here? Did theTanner Drew Law's battle horn? So much
stuff? We got a comedian comingIndo. Yeah, his name Brent,
it's Brent Pella. Hang on,you're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura.
Here's what it's trending. Oprah Winfrey, the big Oh yeah, I

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don't think if it calls her that, I think she actually throws you in
prison? Has you thrown in prison? What dare you hall me? Oprah
Winfrey, of course, has beenreceiving a lot of backlash lately with Dwayne
the Rock Johnson after their plea forhelp for the victims of the Miami fire
the Hawaii fires. Yes, andyou know, I kind of see why

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people are upset because he's a youknow, he's an almost billionaire. She
is a billionaire. They're asking forour money and we're living check to check.
Yeah, it's they could really kindof fillip part of that kiddie themselves.
And anyway, she went on onTV yesterday to talk about it.
It was kind of a fluff piecethough they didn't really press her very hard.
Of course, Well it's Oprah,you can't. Yeah, and she
turned into like a she plugged abook of course, of course. So

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here's the clip. Any of uswho've ever been to any benefit, you
know, you go to a benefitand somebody gives ten million dollars, that's
called a good night. So wethought ten million dollars will start off the
fund, get other people to givemoney, and then we'll put it directly
into the people's bank accounts. Iwas so excited. I got up the
next morning and I saw all ofthis vitriol and I was like, whoa,

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what happened here? You're worth twopoint five billion dollars, That's what
happened here, and we're worth nothing, and hook up a sprinkle sprinkle of
that. Yeah, you've got athousand acres in Hawaii that people are just
saying, like, maybe you shouldspend a little bit more, Yeah,
you should donate a little bit moreand stop asking nothing. I mean,
maybe ask your billion I guess she'sgot a point, like if because ten
million dollars is a lot of money. It's like we've done this now,

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you know? And I don't.I actually haven't seen the video, so
I don't know if it was justlike done in a condescending tone or like
it's just kind of cringe, alittle disconnected, ya, just out of
touch. I would people, ButI mean I guess I kind of get
what she's saying. It's like,well, we did give, we gave
ten million dollars. But it's likealso, it's like the majority of America

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can't even you know, like howardto go on vacation and you're over here
being like, can you please giveyour heart on money? You're like,
yeah, it is tough because yeah, you're the one percent. Yeah you're
super rich. But how much isenough? Like would twenty shut you up
with? How about thirty? Likewhat is the magic internet number where the
trolls stop? Right? I don'tknow if there is one. I'm not
gonna listen to any billionaire begging mefor money. Na, I'm not gonna

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do it. You you do it, Yeah, you ask your billionaire friends.
And unbelievable that they have the audacityto do that. But there you
go. Backlashes out there, Sheresponded, kind of not really though.
Yeah's nobody squishes the that videos onlineif you want to check it out though
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So go check it out. Allright, coming up in just a
little bit, we have got yourtickets to go see October Fest up at
alan A. Have yourself some drinks, sip some beverages, play a little
blackjack. Sounds nice, It's gonnabe. We look you up in just
minutes. It's Tanner, Drew andLaura on the Brew. You're listening to
Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura. We are streaming video in real time

(22:30):
online at one of five nine thebrew dot com. You can also find
us on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, just typing at one of
five nine The Brew or at TannerDrew and Laura. All right, it's
time for another edition of Who's theA Hole? And I'm going to be
the subject of this one. Allright, what'd you do? Well?
I was I've already told you yesterday. I was telling you about having to

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take my vacuum cleaner back to Costco. You're filthy vacuum cleaner? Yeah?
Old was this thing again? I'vehad it for two years, a little
over two years. Okay, thebrush just started, you know, like
locking up, you know, Ilike I got a lot of dogs and
dog hair starts to pile up.It's gross. So this thing, you
know, it's dice and animal too. It's an expensive vacuum in the name.

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Yeah, and so after two yearsit should not be doing this.
I know. That's why I goto Costco because they've got a great return
policy. I'm a you know,Costco fan, just like Druid. Yeah,
you get you get a good returnpolicy almost every time. I do
feel guilty though, when I pullup to the Co and I opened the
back of my truck and I pullout this dirty, gross animal hair you

(23:36):
know, dusty. You know it'sgot skin flakes in it. Sure vacuum
cleaner, right, because what arethey going to do with that? They're
not gonna put TEP pack on theshelf. But you know, Lorc,
it was kind of you were justblown away that I did that. Yeah,
because it's dirty, and it's like, okay, you've obviously used this
product. It's not defective. Imean, I know you're you say that

(23:56):
it shouldn't have gotten so plugged up. After just I can start to smell
the motor burning. That's because Iwould turn it off. But that's defective
to me. But but what afteryou took it in and they were like,
oh, it's missing a piece.Yeah, we can't take it back.
You took it back home, andthen you did what you should have
done in the first place, whichis look at a YouTube tutorial and we're

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able to fix it yourself. Tryingto avoid vacuum is not broken. I
was trying to amble for trying toavoid to return it. How am I
the able for trying to avoid gettingdirt all over myself in my house and
just getting a brand new vacuum.Let's stop cheating the cysts trying to cheating
the system. That's what Costco isbuilt for. They've got a built for
that. No, people are takingback Christmas trees after Christ, which is

(24:41):
also messed up, and that's stupid. I'm not saying other people are in
the right if it's some of thesedice and vacuums. Here's the other thing.
It was the irreparable I would sayif they say it's like a seven
to ten year lifespan on these things, and it probably is because you're still
using for God's case, no good, So it's like a seven ten year
lifespan. And you know, Iguess I could have shipped it back to

(25:03):
the manufacturer. But that means I'vegot to put it in a box ship
it to wait for them to sendme another one. That's not true.
Did you call Dyson it's gonna takea watch? Did you call them?
I already know it's gonnat least taketwo weeks. Oh you know. Yeah,
it's called shipping. It takes time. So let's get an idea of
how used up this thing was,because I know you do like to vacuum,
so you use it a little morethan a standard issue person. Right,

(25:25):
So like, how many times aweek do you vacuum? Do you
three? Probably three times, whichis probably two more times than a standard
lazy going Yeah, and if they'rethey're supposed to last seven to ten years,
and it takes all that time.I'm I'm skipping the I'm skipping a
step and just taking it right toCostco. What's the big deal? Why
am I the ahole for that sixsix four? Is your vacuum cleaner working?

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Now? It's not as working asgood as a brand new one.
Refurbished is never as good as anYeah, I mean it's working. Sure,
there's you've already passed the two.I don't see how I'm the ahole.
I don't see how I'm the ahlefor that. I think I have
being a smart consume and maybe maybenot maybe not a hoole, maybe just
lazy. Why are you laughing atthat, Lars? That's not funny because

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you do the same thing. Itwas funny. You do the same thing,
and you took that, you tookyour pressure wash. You're back the
same thing. Oh, I absolutelytook it back. But it had been
used once. God, you know, like that's different. I used it
one time and it broke all rightback. Well, I'm not Hey,
you use this for two years.It's a seven to ten year lifespan on
who knows, maybe you'll get anotherseven to ten out of it now that

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you fixed it yourself. Yeah,and don't you feel better? Don't you
feel it? Wasn't that a rewardingexperience feeling? It was vacuum. It
was I want a brand new vacuum. I love new vacuums. I didn't
even call you a nahol. Ilaughed at the joke. I haven't even
been asked. Well, I thinkJerusie ahole on this, I'm gonna blut
it all on him. I don'tknow somehow I'm gonna turn into him fair
enough. Eight six six four fourfive one h five nine is the phone

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number? Who is the ahole?Am I the ahole? Or is uh?
I guess? Yeah? I guessam? Am I nut am I
r am I not an hole?Yeah? I don't think I am,
because it doesn't always There doesn't alwayshave to be someone to blame it.
It might be no. I thinkthis person's gonna go on Laura's team.
Good morning, Good morning, It'sDan Peterson again. I'm sorry, but

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you already a hole. I've hadthis argument with my husband. Everything need
maintenance, do you know, Likewe have a foaming soap dispenser and it
gets clawsed up, so sometimes youhave to run the tip under warm water
to get the claws soap out.Everything needs maintenance and a vacuum. Laura's

(27:36):
doing this finger thing to be likeyep yep tells you you have like a
carpet, I have a carpet shampooor because I also like to keep myself
clean like you do, I'm probablymore than average, and you have to
clean the carpet shampoo er after everyyouth. Do you take the whole thing
apart you get your hands dirty.Yeah you don't have to go with a
vacuum. But how dare you?All right? Thank you for that call.

(28:00):
We appreciate it's tandard you and Lord'sgo to Sean Britt. Good morning,
Sean Britt. Am I the ahole? Yeah kind of. That
was a real scumback move to tryto take it back. For one,
For two scum bag that was aggressive. Geeze a scumbag. And so when

(28:23):
he steals your wall, he triedto take a dicing back. I was.
The thing's gonna get replaced regardless.So why what's the big deal if
I skip a process and ship atthe and not ship at the dicing and
just go to cost See they dohave a great return. I understand why
I'm and they're gonna take it back. I'll have to do is find that
part. If you would have askedme, I would have told you take

(28:44):
it back. I know you wouldhave because because and let me tell your
reasonable human being, because the crowover here in the they will take it
back within reason. And if it'sthey don't have that reason, they'll tell
you where you can take it backor if you need to go get you
know, get aft yeah, Ifeel under attacking on little Sweat. Let

(29:06):
me check the talk back messages.You can send us one anytime. Just
download the iheartradiot for your cell phoneand press the microphone butt hey on the
Who's the Ahole? Subject about thedice at vacuum. So I ended up
getting a dice in animal one.It's like an old corded vacuum and it
was clogged up with hair and rocksand whatnot. And I took the whole

(29:29):
thing apart. I got it forfree, by the way, too,
took it apart, cleaned. Itworks like news, so they're they're made
to be clean. Is there anyoneon my team? Sorry? The Bernie
Kenner, Drew and Laura. It'syour boy, Rudy. And on this
edition of Who's the Ahole? I'mgonna have to say Laura, even though

(29:51):
Kenner is the subject, jeez,really trying her hard? Is to convince
you the year in a hole?Come on, man, that's my job.
I didn't think your product was upto what you paid for, and
you were just returning. The storeallowed you to return it. There's no
a hole here ya for Laura?I love you. Berlin's Rock Station one

(30:12):
of five nine the Brew. It'sTanner, Drew and Laura. All right,
we're gonna wrap up another edition ofWho's the a Hole? Here?
All right? And actually it's justam I the a hole? Because I
decided to take back my vacuum aftertwo years to Costco because the Dicon Animal
three or sorry the Animal two brushstopped brushing, yes, and I took

(30:33):
it back. And it's gross,you know, after two years it was
covered in dust and everything's got greatreturn policies. Might as well give it
a swing. I was skipping thetwo to three week wait if I shipped
at the Dyson. I don't seehow I'm the a hole? Okay,
but Laura thinks that I'm an ahole, and so do a handful of
you. There's been a windfall.I don't see it. I don't see

(30:56):
it. I'm Sean Britwin. Sofar as to say I was a scum,
I mean I didn't call the scumbagtitle is extremely heavy and unwarranted.
Yeah, we did get some talkbackmessages through the iheartradiot ahole. That's an
a whole move. Fix it yourself. I did, by the way,
I did after after you tried toreturn it. Yeah, and I'm en

(31:19):
forced into action. And here's thething. It was a serious uh like
issue. It took me a longtime because the hair got inside the bearings
of the brush. I mean,I had to unscrew this thing, Like
I said, I had to goto a YouTube to toorl don't roll your
eyes at me. It's an animaltoo though, like it's called the animal
too. It should work. Yeah, after two years, it should not

(31:40):
be doing this again. I don'tsee how I'm the ahole because if it
were your vacuum lare and you're fourhundred bucks, it'd be a whole horse
of a different color, wouldn't it. What if you would have been Avenue
Lare, would it be different?Of course it would. I don't know.
I have a shark and it worksjust fine. I've got the shark
sharks better? Actually, are theybetter? They're nice? I believe slicing

(32:01):
and Dyson is you can't get back, Okay, Tanner, I gotta go
with Laura on this one. It'sbeen two years you've had this vacuum cleaner.
I know it's supposed to last sevento ten years. But just like
that other lady said, you know, maintenance. You got to do maintenance.
Did maintenance? You take your carback after two years if you didn't
do maintenance on your car, Well, he might try. I don't know.

(32:23):
I did maintenance, all right,I did it. Yeah, followed
the tutorial and got it. Yeah. This goes out to Tanner. Tanner,
you're right, man, take thatstuff back. These companies have millions
of dollars, right, they canafford to do it. I do it
all. It's not like I'm rippingthem off, you know. It's not

(32:44):
like I'm taking their money and goingto buy drugs or something. I'm getting
another vacuum. Yeah, I'm doingit right back into their company. It's
nice to have support, even thoughit sounded like the last supporter sounded like
he was cutting off a catalytic converterabout survive and return stuff. It's not
mine. It's awesome. We gottext messages coming in on the lazy Boy
text line. Uh. This one'sfrom eighty five to sixty nine. This

(33:07):
one says Tanner's not an a hole. Fat Thor says, clearly costcos the
ahole. It's like, come on, guys, this is a giant corporation
charging nine hundred dollars for a vacuum. It was it was only four hundred
bucks for a vacuum still, butyou know when people are mad like it
was four grand. Yeah. Thisone says Tanner, is the A hole
clean your damn vacuum? Seventy fourforty six says your vacuum thing is like
saying my car needs an oil changeand I need a new car. U

(33:30):
seventy seven says I have five cats. Get a shark, Laura, Oh,
shark attach. This one says ifyou want a good vacuum, get
a sea boo or a say boois what is this? Never heard of?
Cbo Oh see now I'm jealous.I want it. It's like,
oh, yes, it's four andit's wonderful. It's twenty nine seventy six
says sorry, Tanner, I thinkyou're in the wrong here. You maybe

(33:50):
not the A hole, but you'relike a mild Karen for returning an old,
dirty vacuum with missing parts. Bruceears Drew, Well, there's some
big time news coming out of theRogers situation. You know, Aaron Rodgers

(34:12):
hurt his achilles tendon and now isout for the season. Of course,
we learned that late yesterday, justafter the show. But Rodgers situation is
causing the NFL to take a stand. The NFL Players Association are saying they
want grass fields on every field inthe NFL, and they want it right
now. They've been trying to getthat to happen for a while though.

(34:35):
Right but when the biggest star,or at least the highest bade guy making
over seventy million dollars is in thescenario, isn't it kind of a deal
where now, maybe this is thecatalyst. It takes one shining light to
change it. But we were talkingabout it earlier and the give of old
school grass could have saved as Achillein a thousand acls. So hopefully the

(34:55):
job gets done there. Rodgers,though, had such a classically short stint
with the Jets that his seventy fiveseconds he didn't make a million dollars a
second, but that seventy five secondswas pathetic, and he was the shortest,
and he starting quarterback has played inan opener since two thousand and seven.

(35:17):
It's like over fifteen years. Ridiculous. And finally, the girlfriend of
Rockets guard Kevin Porter Jr. Saysthat he attacked her inside a hotel room.
She ended up in the hallway coveredin blood and has a fractured neck.
Ver Debrae. And now he hasbeen arraigned and pled not guilty to
assault and strangulation charges. But theseare felonies, and in this day and

(35:40):
age, that might be the endfor him and the Rockets. There's the
support, thank you very much.All right, coming up next, he's
gonna be at Helium Comedy Club Tonight'scomedian Brent Hella will be in studio right
after the Moon You're way get upwith Dinner Drew in Lord Dinner Drew in

(36:01):
studio right now. He's gonna beat Helium Comedy Club tonight. Please welcome
to the show, Brent Hella.Yeah, you what's going on, dude?
Just trying to wake up? Man. I don't know how you guys
do this. I guess it's therock music straight to your veins in the
morning, right to her blood vesselthat helps you. Used to be on

(36:21):
wilding out. You've done a lotof things. You's gonna be a Helium
tonight. How long you've been onthe road. Yeah, been on the
road off and on every month formaybe a week or two. Still on
wilding out. So cruising now toAtlanta shoot the show. Yeah it's cool.
Yeah, Nick Cannon. I meanyou ever talk to him and say,
dude, stop with all the kids. Well, I don't refer to
him as dude. I refer tohim as dad. You know, you

(36:43):
can't really stop a man from buildingan army. It's true, he's building
a It's like full on army,isn't he How many kids is he having?
He's gotta have at least a footballteam. He's got at least the
offense part of the d Once youget to that point, you can't measure
it in numbers. You have tomeasure it in how many teams old squad?
Yeah I saw that Elon Musk hasgot like eleven kids. Yeah yeah,
I don't realize that eleven kids battlingor not. But Elon is trying

(37:07):
to get to Mars. Nick istrying to populate the world. So they
each have their play together. Theyshould bring the teams together. You know,
they could play flag football, yougo, right? He Nick seems
like a hard worker, like thedude doesn't really stop, does it.
And he's also the nicest guy.He's when when you meet somebody that has
that level of fame and celebrity,and then you find out they're not a

(37:28):
total prick. It's right, right, get some mari carry money and he's
still a nice still a nice guy. Yeah. I keep forgetting that he's
got he's got twins with with themc Yeah. Yeah, that was the
first two, I think. Ithink, Yeah, they were the first.
They set the stage, that's right. Yeah, I bet they should
be karaoke like crazy, most talented, most talented kids. Kids get freestyle

(37:49):
of two years old like insult battle, Yeah, kids ripping me in the
battling straight out of the womb.Yeah. You do a lot of skits
on the internet. I noticed,Uh, you know, the world's falling
apart right now. You turn onthe news. It seems to be crazy,
like what's going on? You knowwhat is going on? I like
to think that we're out of theold pandemic and we're in a new one.

(38:09):
It's a stupidity pandemic. We're justin like a pandemic of dumb.
Yeah. And to me, thebest you know, vaccination for that is
just to laugh our way through it. I mean it's it's madness, man
and point. And so that's whatwe're doing tonight, and I just you
know, everyone's so tense. Youknow, you you fly a lot,
so you probably see people on airplanesgetting angry. I was at the hospital

(38:29):
like three weeks ago. I hada stomach thing and I just went to
the emergency room and while I wasthere, I heard this code gray go
off about seven or eight times,and I finally asked the nurse what the
hell is a Code gray? Andthey said, that's a person freaking out
and attacking the nurses and doctors andthrowing things. And they're popping up like
blue lights specials at the hospital allday long. You see this stuff at
Costco. You see it on theinternet with people on the internet all the

(38:51):
time. What the hell is goingon? Is it just, you know,
the pandemic brought it out of people? Is it politics bringing out of
people? It's all the above,It's all that seed oils, it's bad
food, it's it's it's the howquickly people can just be bullies online to
give themselves a purpose. So muchlike you'll post a funny video if you're
trying to make people laugh and somebodywill comment like kill yourself. Even on

(39:15):
a video that has like nothing todo with politics. They'll just be like,
hey, you're balding. You deserveto die, don't you. People
go really to make streams very quickly. And I guess it's the same mentality
I've read on the internet that peoplehave in the cars. It's that they're
disconnected. That person isn't really anotherperson on the other right exactly and the

(39:36):
car. Yeah, and you're notlike fully in control of the moment,
so you need to put people downto elevate yourself. There's a lot of
that. There's a lot of likeclaiming these high status positions online. That's
the thing about hate about TikTok.So many people are on their moral high
horse and they like, just lookat this person, give me their name.
We want to destroy them and saythose keyboard warriors. It's people should
have to earn the right to tobe commenting online. You're like, one

(40:00):
hundred years ago, no one caredwhat you had to say, like an
entire wing of the earth did notget to say because it was probably best
exactly. And now every single neubecan go on there and let me see
if I can make this dude cry. Yeah, we should have a new
system on Twitter, where you you'renice for a couple of years and then
you get a green check that allowsyou to talk trash once week you get

(40:22):
a little bit of Jews. Yeah, I got to regulate that. Yeah.
I like there's some sort of Internetsystem where it has to be fueled
by your tears, so like youhave to cry into like a thing and
then turns your Internet on for anhour, work it out, and we
all get hurt together. A newsocial media Yeah, Brent, you do
a podcast about psychedelics, yeah,or you do them on psyche a little

(40:42):
bit of both. Oh did youbring any for us? I'm not allowed
to comment. He's got a guyin then there's a guy in the corner
place with the fidget spinner. Ithink he's high right now. He's like
stopped by the merch booth after theship. There's been a lot of talk
about psychedelics in the news in recentyears. I know that it was Was

(41:04):
it decriminalized in this state? Yeah? I think at least yeah, yeahs
finally into the medical phase. Butit seems like all over the place,
like Canada, they're just sending itto your house. Yeah, I'm hearing
like you can buy it over theInternet and stuff you can Some companies are
shipping in a gray area, nota code gray, but a gray area

(41:24):
where they're shipping micro doo samples indifferent compounds overseas or over around the US
and order you do this podcast promotingit, saying it's a good thing,
it's not you're not You're not againstit and not against I'm a huge supporter
of psychedelic use, both for personalconsumption therapeutic use, as long as it's
being done consciously and in the rightway. The podcast is called Good Trip.

(41:45):
I sit down with leaders from entertainmentand business people like Rick Doblin,
who's the head of Maps, orDavid Bronner, who's of David Bronner's soaps,
if you guys know the soap company. But they're all, you know,
making concern efforts to push forward thelegalization of psychedelics to help alleviate mental
illness. First of all, that'swhat I hear. It's really great for

(42:07):
you know, if someone's struggling,you know, after they were in battle,
you know, were in war,they can rewire the way they think.
Yeah, I'm someone who struggles withdepression, I'd love to micro dose
and then flip that around. Yeah, and so it's not something that works.
Let's jump on boar. Are wenot funding That's been the big question
the younger generation too. I'm hearingmore and more are going away from alcohol

(42:28):
and towards like micro dosing type thingswhere it's it's cheaper and healthier, and
they are getting they're gaining something likeyou get depressed when you get hammered all
the time. Micro dose these mushroomsall of a sudden, they're not depressed,
but they also have a way ofrelaxing and getting expanding your consciousness.
You know, this country set ourselvesup wrong with the war on drugs,

(42:50):
and we're still experiencing the side effectsof that entire like terrible, terrible movement.
But we're getting closer and closer tolegalization of the compound of these different
compounds, especially for veterans. That'sbeen like stuff number one. Yes,
So it's really cool to see.Yeah, and especially you know, I'm
all about that stuff. When youknow, if a football player wants to
smoke a little weed instead of takinga handful of pills, why are we

(43:13):
not? Why are we why arewe allowed to do? Yeah? Why
why is this even an argument.Yeah, it grows from the ground.
Yeah, can grow a pill.No no, no, you need opiate
withdrawal. That's it's just insane.But you're leading. You're help leading the
effort right too. Yeah, happento change happens. And he's got a
grateful dead shirt on. He's wellon his way. Oh yeah, I
be a big afternoon for him.My mom raised me on Jerry Garcia,

(43:35):
so whatever was floating through the airwhen I was a baby is definitely in
my bloodstreet. I love it,dude. You're funny man. Brent Pella.
He's gonna be at Helium Comedy Clubtonight, Portland dot Helium Comedy dot
com is the website. Check outthe podcast one more time. The name
of it is a good trip podcastonline. Yep. Check him that out,
writing that down right now yep.And releasing a full length comedy special
this fall. All right, checkthat out. Brent Pella, thanks you

(43:55):
so much for coming on. BrotherCool News Day powered by Adventist Health Portland
and OHSU Health partner. Here's Laurain case you missed it. After a
fourteen day man hunt, escaped inmateDanello Cavalcante has been captured he is in
the process of being transported back toprison. According to Pennsylvania State Police,

(44:19):
he didn't say anything upon capture,but the police do plan to interview him
at some point just to I don'tknow, find out what was going through
his mind when he decided to escapefrom prison. But they say the goal
was always to take him alive,despite the authorization of lethal force being given.
On today on the news, you'regoing to see photos of all the

(44:42):
police and fatigues taking photos with him, like like he's a duffel bagfull of
drugs. Yeah, and he's ina Philadelphia Eagles sweatshirt. If you're an
Eagle hater, you just saved thatto your phone. Oh yeah, that
is ammunition for sure. Many popularover the counter allergy and cold medicines do
not work. An FDA advisory panelunanimously agreedy yesterday. Specifically, the ingredient

(45:06):
phenyla freeing is ineffective, especially intablet form. It's a primary ingredient in
things like Benadryl Allergy Plus Congestion,Sudo Fetpe, and vix sign X.
These products generated nearly one point eightbillion dollars in sales last year alone,
and they are safe to use,but many doctors have questioned it's effectiveness for

(45:29):
years. So if the FDA agreeswith this committee, companies may be required
to remove products with phenola freeing fromthe store shelves or reformulate them. So
we'll see what happens there. Yeah, the and in the benadrill. It's
not the standard issue when it's likethe aggressive one that you know, the
allergy plause. Yeah it's blue,Okay, So it's not everything, but

(45:50):
there are a few. I meanflip over the back of the box and
see if that ingredients in it andyou know, maybe a little maybe skip
that one. Yeah, those littlepink doggies those are still good. Yeah,
i'd finally. Poland based Dalton Managementis one of eighteen property management firms
nationwise nationwide accused of using software toartificially increase rent There was a class action

(46:10):
lawsuit filed in Seattle against the makersand users of rent Maximizer software that allegedly
allows property managers to trade private marketdata and artificially inflate rents using these algorithms,
but the company complaint charges that itis a violation of federal antitrust law
banning collusion. Dalton owns fourteen apartmentbuildings in Washington. Or again, it's

(46:35):
like price gouging. Can't do that. Yeah, demounting a man, I
hate that. I hate that same. Thank you, Laura are coming up
next. So earlier we asked thequestion if I was the a hole for
returning my vacuum to Costco after twoyears. It was about sixty percent,
maybe seventy percent of people said yes, I was the a hole. Yeah,
I don't think I am, andI refused to let those sixty to

(46:57):
seventy sway my opinion. Fair enough, But so I did take it back.
But I didn't ask for a refund. You just wanted the new replacement,
the new and improved version of thesame. Fact. Yeah, refunds
are their own thing altogether. Andthis morning we want to know when's the
last time you asked for a refund. It's hard to say. Listen,
I know you, you know,you send me the product whatever, but

(47:17):
I want my money back. Goshmoney really hard to do that. But
when's the last time you did that? And what was it for? Eight
six, six, four, four, five one or five nine. You
can also shoot us a text messageon a lazy Boy text line at nine
eight one, nine seven. Wantto chime in text Tanner, Drew and
Laura anytime on a Lazy boyd textline at nine eight one nine seven year

(47:42):
away, Get up, but Tanner, Drew and Laura, when's the last
time you asked for a refund?What was it for? Was it for
a meal? Was it for aproducts? Was it for a movie that
you did? You just walked outof the movie. Didn't like that?
You know, you watch the wholething, just walk right back to the
box office. Or maybe you didn'twatch the whole thing. Maybe you know,

(48:05):
you walked out halfway because it wasstupid. When does the last time
you asked for a refund? Yeah? What was it? And uh?
And why? And did you getit? Yeah? And did you get
it? Eight six six four fourfive one oh five nine is the phone
number? You can also shoot usa text message on a Lazy boy text
line at nine eight one nine seven. Drew, you said that you you
know, we started talking about this. You're like, oh, yeah,

(48:27):
this I did this once. Yeah, and it's a while back, but
it was it was like a groupthing. You know. We'd rented a
house, a really big, nicehouse too, for a week long thing
right right, Like you get thereand then you it's one of those deals
where you basically put your stuff inthe drawers, same thing with like a
sun river type thing, right,and so you know, we all got

(48:49):
there and it was like the secondyou walked in the door and everything's you
know, cash is always paid aheadof time on these things. Walk in
the door and it was like thelevel of I can't even begin to tell
you the level of dust and likeshut up. The house had been shut
up forever, like nobody came andprepared the house for and then let's just
smell the old it was from theseason before, Like it was dusted up

(49:13):
to the point where people were sneezing. People who have asthma were like,
I don't think we could be inhere, and it was far out,
there was no other places, andwe ended up in a hotel and in
a screaming match with the people whohad rented us the place and eventually getting
a refund maybe minus a deposit,but an absolute nightmare and a ruined trip.

(49:37):
To a certain level, I dofeel like it's it's hard to ask
for a refund. I am notusually the person who will ask for a
refund, you know, like Ijust usually I don't. Yeah, I'm
in your I'm in your body.It's awkward. I'll take things back,
I'll get replacements, but I usuallydon't say give me my money back.
Store credit always feels a little biteasier. I'm fine with that. Depending

(49:57):
on the play, I'm fine.But you know, like if you're YEA,
I'll take a new one or acard to Target or whatever. They're
a lot easier on that than Iwant greenbacks. Give me my money back.
Sure, it's tough. Have youever asked for your money back because
food? You know, a mealwasn't prepared right or you didn't like it,
Laura, have you ever asked fora refund from any place, like
any business? Yeah? And Ifeel like this is where I may fall

(50:22):
into the who's the a whole category? Because the last refund I remember asking
is for occasionally I'll get those likemeal subscription boxes where they just send you
all the ingredients and then you makethe stuff. But they send them weakly,
and if you don't cancel far enough, far enough ahead of time,

(50:42):
yeah, they'll just like keep sendingthem and then like like recently, I
was going on vacation and I waslike, oh, I got to cancel
my my box because it's just gonnabe sitting outside my door rotting while I
am gone. And so I lookonline, I'm like, oh, it's
already shipped. Oh what am Igonna do? So I called them and
I was like, hey, justsay you know, I'm gonna be on

(51:06):
vacation this weekend. I will notbe there to retrieve my box. Can
you just like cancel the shipping?And they're like, oh, yeah,
well we can. We can cancelit and make sure it doesn't like come
to your house. And I waslike, okay, well then since I'm
not, since I'm not getting thebox, can you just like give me
my money back also? And they'relike no, because we sent the court

(51:29):
on blue that's your Yeah, that'syou're bad. You forgot to cancel.
And I was like, I mean, come on, but I'm not eating
the food like it's it's just gonnago to waste and they're like, sorry,
no, we can't. Yeah,they're trained to shut down the eating.
So that's my bad. But Itried swing eight six six four four

(51:52):
five one oh five nine is thephone number. One's the last time you
asked for a refund a reef,I want my money back. You ever
seen somebody flip out at it,like a store asking for money? Usually
why I've never done it's because I'veseen people do it and they look ridiculous,
Like I just didn't really be thatperson, right, Yeah, as
soon as the arms start flailing,you know, you need to get away

(52:13):
from customer service. Yeah. Uh, there's you know one time it was
so hot in a movie theater thatI went out and I was like,
I'm sweating, you know, likeI'm like my shirt soaked. And they
said, we'll give you your moneyback, but you have to leave right
now. You can't finish the movie. Yeah, yeah, so would you
do? I just stayed. Well, I wasn't. I wasn't enjoying the

(52:36):
movie. I just have a pitthing going on. There's like twenty minutes
left anyway, and at that pointI could commit it was coming back out.
Well, movie wasn't that good towatch again? You know, come
all the way back. You're like, I'm gonna be back in ice cold
conditions. Yeah. I should have, you know, like I should have
brought that up like fifteen minutes beforethe movie was over you should have.
Yeah, right at the end,come out and said, I think I
have heat exhaustion. Can you eithercall me an ambulance or give me a
refund? I gotta get going,Hi, it's tandard you And when's the

(53:00):
last time you asked for a refund. So? I was at a restaurant
out in Cannon Beach and I hadordered a We went out for lunch and
I got a chicken sandwich and I'vebeen into it. It has made on
it. Didn't think anything of it. But didn't a chicken sand page.
Oh say your friend cut out yourit's the tomatoes on it and then what

(53:22):
oh? I took a bite.There was made on it. Didn't think
much about the pink color. Andthen I did again and it was sandwich.
Oh oh, dude, to geta different, you know, throw
the refund for my meal. Andthe lady comes over and she goes,
oh no, not again, Ohgod, I never go there again.

(53:44):
Come and eat it, raw docks. You never go there again. It's
terrible with their cooks on the back. I said, yeah, I don't.
I'm not going to eat that,and she goes, okay, let
me take care of this for you. I'm assuming I'm getting a refund for
my meal. No problem, right, she comes back with another chicken sandwich
and then go, don't worry,here's your chicken sandwich, and you all

(54:07):
get a free beer. We wereat it like a place where we had
beer, and she goes, youall get a free beer. So I
didn't get a free meal, butI got a free beer and so did
my friends. For me almost gettingsalmonella, Yeah, it's worth it.
I bet they'd take you out againfor a bud Light smoothie. No kidding.
Thanks to the call. The phonesare going crazy right now. We
want to know what's the last thingyou asked our last time you asked for

(54:28):
a refund? Rather, you canalso download the Ihart Radio wapp and she
just a talk back now and nowcru Sports ears Drew Well Aaron Rodgers out
for the season with that injury tohis achilles tendon. Sad deal for Jets

(54:49):
fans. My oldest brother, lifetimeJets fan. I talked to him yesterday
and he's like, man, somuch hype. The pregame was gray and
then the videos are so if you'renot a Jets fan, because it's a
bunch of Jets fans in a roomtogether, and like the one I've saw,
there was probably eight Jets fans ina room, and you know,
most of them are all like,oh, he's hurt, he's hurt.

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But there's a couple of people they'relike, no, he's not hurt,
man, he's just sitting on theground. He's slowing the clock down.
He's not hurt. Like he justrefused to believe. He didn't want to
believe, like maybe deep down andhe knew it because like, no,
he's not hurt, man, he'snot he's fine. Everything's fine. I
knew when he was in the hallwaytoo. They put a boot on,
he walked a little, then theyput him on a cart as soon as
he went behind the curtain and puta fat boot on that foot and thinking

(55:31):
if you know that that quick.But still there's those guys, no,
no, no, man, he'sgot the bootlines precautionary. It's just funny
to see the emotion. Within liketwo minutes, they'll go from kind of
being hopeful, like no, man, no he's not hurt. He's fine.
So oh my god, it's allover. Oh yeah, and I'm
the guy when it's my team Igo into the pathetic like, oh,
this just happens to me. I'mjust a guy who doesn't ever win.

(55:52):
That's my life, you know.Like then I'm on some stairs all quiet,
drinking siltzs Aaron Rodgers though, thatwas the shortest and he quarterback who
started a season opener, has playedsince two thousand and seven. He was
seventy five seconds, which, ifyou do the math, that's a million
dollars a second. Pretty awesome.He did four seconds there, so that's

(56:14):
that's good, all right, youknow, it's pretty impressive. Quay little
Aaron. And finally, Damian Lillardnews what say? Now, there is
rumors going around that Damian Lillard wouldonly report to two training camps. That's
the Miami Heat or possibly the PortlandTrailblazers. Now, don't get all excited
and hyphi on the deal. They'resaying that's no guarantee. But they also

(56:37):
said if you got traded to likeToronto or to some you know, the
Mavericks or something, he would stillask for a trade as soon as he
got there. So Portland, Miamior bus. But you might see Damian
Lillard and Scoot all on the samecourt. Oh, that would be great.
There's just sports. Thank you verymuch, all right. Coming up
next, we want to know when'sthe last time you asked for a refund.

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And maybe it was for a meal, Maybe it was because of a
bad movie. Maybe it's for somethingwe haven't even thought about yet. Eight
six, six, four, four, five one to five. Nine.
Can also shoot us a talk pack. Just download the iHeart Radio app for
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(57:20):
You're waking up with Tanner Drew inLa. All right, don't forget Bacon
and Beer number twenty seven, TannerDrew and Laura's pumpkin spiced edition of Bacon
and Beer's coming up September twenty seconds. Gilgamesh Brewing and Salem's Camp the campus
location. Yeah, coming out.Everyone who shows up gets free bacon.

(57:43):
You could walk away with the freetrip to Vegas to see Awakening at the
Wind. We do know Salem mayor Chris hoy will be there. Got
a ton of prizes, time theconcert, tickets to give away, and
so much happening. That's next Fridaydown in Salem super excited. We want
to know this morning. When's thelast time you asked for a fund?
Eight six six four four five oneoh five nine is the phone number.

(58:04):
Asking for a refund is not easyto do for me anyway, Like I
don't I don't feel comfortable with it. I can take a dirty vacuum back
to Costco, no problem, Yeah, but asking from money back like give
me because I usually feel like you'reit's like you're pissed off, right know,
and you'res I don't want to shophere, effort again. I want
my money back, but you're notsatisfied with product that somebody, yeah,
I know, gave you. I'venever been able to do that. Even

(58:24):
if I am not satisfied, I'venever been able to do that. I
tend to have that issue as well. Like in so many aspects of life,
I have no problem speaking up,but something about the true refund that
oftentimes I'll convince myself that A it'snot so bad, or be that I
can live without it, yeah youknow, and then then I tucked tail
and don't ask like, oh thatmoney's already gone, so yeah, it's

(58:45):
like and then I compartmentalize it,like oh yeah, I just I failed
on that instead of just going andgetting the cash, I do like during
the commercial break, did remember atime I asked for a refund? And
it wasn't that long ago? WasIt was in July actually right after July
fourth, because I was camping andI set up Wi Fi on my on
my new four rudder. Yeah,and I set it up to this company

(59:06):
is a big, famous company everyoneknows. But for some reason they charged
me like four times. I justkept hitting your account. It was it
was a twenty dollars charge each time, and like what the hell? So
I called him and they were kindof they didn't want to refund it at
first. It's like, and yousaid, the Wi Fi wasn't even all
that great, right, I hadto have the four hunder, So I
in my head wanted the Wi Fifor camping. So I went out of

(59:28):
the woods. My truck could beover there or whatever, and I could
be on my phone or my laptopor whatever. I need to have access
if you needed it, But itneeds to be on the vehicle needs to
be on. And if I'm drivingit, I don't need Wi Fi,
right, yeah, I can't,you know. So there's no point,
so I I canceled it. Butit's basically for passengers and you're the game.
You're driving. But I call themback and asked for my money back,
even though they didn't really want togive it to me. They did,

(59:50):
but they didn't want to have underduress. Yeah, when did you
ask for a refund? Eight sixsix four four five one h five nine
is the phone number. We didget a couple of talkback messages to the
radio app. I got three newcell phones and when I was in the
store, they charged me thirty fivedollars per line. I said it was
an upgrade fee. So when Igot home, I said, screw,
I'm calling customer service and they saidus to connect the phone to the network.

(01:00:12):
Well, my question is if mynumbers already connected the network, why
are you charging me thirty five dollarsto connect the phone to the network when
the numbers already active to the network. The lady put me on hold,
came back and refunded me in onehundred and five dollars thirty five dollars per
line. Call these companies out,guys, that's so true. You gotta
check because if they can get awaywith it, they will. They absolutely
will. Yeah, I think Icould do a better job of policing my

(01:00:34):
account like that. You know,they'll sneak in and they'll they'll drill you
without you looking. Yeah. Imean that's the same thing, like check
your pay stubs. I don't knowhow many times I got screwed over earlier
on in my career, or justnot looking at my pay stub. Yeah.
They take in everybody's word, takingeveryone's word for it. No,
they screw up all the time,whether it's intentional or not not. Yeah.
Yeah, if they can get awaywith it, they will. I
used to have a boss who ifhe could get away with not paying you,

(01:00:57):
he would like if you forgot oryou know, you didn't felt your
time card correctly, he wouldn't bringit up and shaved. I think your
money, why are you such aespecially at that level you're just micro managing,
turning the key in someone's ribs.Do you just not want to admit
that you made a mistake. Ithink it's probably a little bit. Also,
I think it looks better on themif they save a little bit of

(01:01:17):
money. Yeah, look at thebudget at the end of the year.
This guy killed get a bonus tohate it. Last time you received or
ask for a refund, rather wegot a talk back message, Hey Tanner
and Drew. This is Floyd fromMinnesota. Last time I asked for a
refund was when I ordered a fenderfrom some guy in Arizona and it was
a rust covered, Bondo covered fender. I had to get my money back

(01:01:43):
through the credit card because he wouldn'trefund it. And then he called me
names and said I was the badguy because I had to go and get
my money back that way, eventhough he sent me something that didn't described
as what it was described as thankyou. It's so frustrating when somebody rips
you off like that, m andthen they're like, how dare you turned
me in? What? It's like, I'm a small business. No,

(01:02:05):
yeah, you're a crook. He'slike he got his money back, though
usually when you sell it to aprivate party like that, you're kind of
screwed. It's hard I got Ihad a friend who bought a car and
about two weeks after he bought ifthe thing died and they knew it because
when he called back and it wasjust crickets. He could not get a
hold of them at all they justgo dark, phantom accounts, all kinds
of crap, right right, Hey, this will throw a gesture of window
washer down here in Florence. AndI asked for this refund every freaking week,

(01:02:31):
but they just won't give me mymoney back when the lottery tickets don't
hit, man, I wish thatis very frustrating. I've potted a window
or two. What do you mean, not a winner? All right,
So you want to qualify some peoplefor our bacon and beer party. It's
a great ideal. It up.Now we're asking, you know, because
the party's normally free, but thistime we are trying to raise like food

(01:02:53):
for people in need this year becausefood and security is crazy in the state
of Oregon. So we're trying toraise over a thousand pounds of food if
you can bring down three cans offood. If you can't, we understand
everyone's struggling right now, totally.But if you can three cans of food,
we're trying to raise over a thousanddollars or sorry, a thousand pounds
of food for the people of Salem. But you need to be a finalist

(01:03:14):
to win the trip to Vegas.Right that makes sense? Yeah, absolutely.
The cans are for the hungry people, and Vegas is for you.
Yes, So if you want tobe a finalist for the trip, you
got to be president to win.Obviously, we'll put collars ten through fifteen
on the list right now. Eightsix, six, four, four,
five, one oh five nine.All the details about baking the beer,
right. You know who's got oneof the best jingles ever? Who's that

(01:03:36):
get stuck in my head? Isgrocery outlet Bugging Market. Yes, yeah,
I love it. I got themby my house and every time I
see the every single time I seethe sign, I have to sing it.
You have to. And if youknow, if you like, if
you had items that you love,you can walk through a grocery outlet and
you know the price of your favoritethings, right, and then you go
into grocery outlet and you get liketwenty of that item for the price of

(01:03:59):
four. They are actually opening abrand new grocery outlet bargain Market and Tiger
Yeah, right by the Bridgeport Mall. Yes, I can't wait to go.
They have the best snacks. Yeah, dude, It's it's really like
affordable place. I really like thebooze do not pump the brakes on the
booze. They've got alcohol that youdon't find in other places, and it's
cheaper. So you say, isit next door to where that bed bath

(01:04:21):
and Beyond was? Yeah, itis. It used to be at David's
Bridle right there. They put thesigns up on the freeway. You take
that. Boone's Ferry exits right thereright. I liked. I like you
see new spot pop up in yourneighborhood. I'm done with that for sure.
Grocery store restaurant. I love itthe way we harmonize that we might
be the future. Yeah, canthey maybe like recut it with us on

(01:04:41):
vocals because they get a lot morebusiness that way. Grocery outlet unplugged,
they do their jingle does slap though, that does slap all right, so
don't forget if you're in Tiger,they got a new grocery outlets over by
Bridgeport. Yeah, we are commercialfree thanks to our friends over at Lazy
Boy and coming up here in afew minute, we will play Tanner Drew
Laura's battle Horn. Haven't played thatin a while. For your chance of

(01:05:03):
tickets to Octoberfest at Alon Nay,It's Portland's Rock Station. One of five
nine the Brew Tanner drummer. We'recommercial free thanks to our friends over at
Lazy Boy. Twe to five nineThe Brew, Portland's Rock Station Tanner,
Drew and Laura. Earlier this morningand the seven o'clock hour, we were
doing another edition of Who's the Ahole? Actually it was just am I the

(01:05:23):
a hole was really what it wasbecause I wanted to know if I was
the a hole for returning my vacuumto Costco after two years and I feel
like heavy use. Yeah, it'spretty dirty, pretty heavy use. And
I feel like most people said thatyou were the ale. Yeah, I
am probably like sixty percent, sixtyseventy percent of people. But I don't
care what they say. I don'tthink I am, and I think those

(01:05:43):
people are a holes for thinking that. I because Costco has a great return
policy. People are taking listen,people are returning Christmas trees after Christmas to
cost which is also Messa. It'sa whole movie. I wouldn't do that.
It's too late. But I'm notripping them off. I'm literally putting
it right back into their company,getting another vacuum. And they also have
deals with those companies like dice initself where they have to accept it because

(01:06:04):
you can't join Costco as a clientif you don't accept those and Costco's got
great return policy, but apparently onthe jerk on the A hall because Laura
thinks it's wrong. Yeah, well, I mean the people have spoken in
Laura's mind. Yeah, we didget some talk back messages. Here's another
one morning, guys, weld toRob here, You're not an a hole

(01:06:27):
at all for trying to return that. I mean, I'm gonna get a
lot of hate for this, probably, But I'm a salmon fisherman. I
go salmon fishing most of the salmonseason. You know, I'll take time
off work anyways. I don't wantto own a vacuum sealer to seal up
all my smoked salmon and everything.So I buy one every year and return
it when I'm done with it toWalmart because also screw Walmart. So all

(01:06:53):
right, I mean, why whywouldn't you go to Costco and get a
nice one, then no, youcould return you'd rather swear at the thing
all night. Is it's getting cloggedup on salmon budget version. Maybe he's
just like that dedicated to sticking itto the man. This isn't about it,
This isn't about the vacuum steeler.This is about his problem with Wally
World. Ye. Yeah, Imean listen, I it's I don't know

(01:07:14):
that I would do that, butyou know they're they're not going to even
notice. A lot of girls willwear the tag on the inside it's Walmart.
Yeah, Walmart probably wouldn't even notice. You're only gonna use it once
wine anytime that has ever been planned. I spill wine on at the first
five minutes of that, right,screw it up that idea, break it
trying to take it out of thewrapper, which I do all the time,

(01:07:34):
exactly. All right, there yougot more. If Mario're talking about
is coming up. If you wantto say something to the show, download
the iHeart Radio wapp for your cellphone and once you've got the Bruce streaming,
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(01:07:57):
T Mobile Arena. Yeah and yeah, it's gonna be a badass show you'll
be able to watch. That's onthe interwebs at one of five nine the
brew dot com. Yes, allright, one more, one more round
of talk back messages from people respondingto what we were talking about earlier.
Am I the a hole for returningmy vacuum cleaner to Costco after two years
of use? It was the dicinganimal too. The brush died. You

(01:08:18):
know those things supposed to go sevento ten years. Sure I could have
sent it to Dyson, but thatwould have taken two to three weeks.
I would wouldn't have had a vacuumthat whole time. Costco has got a
good policy. Took a swing,so I took it there even though I
didn't have a part, so theywouldn't take it back. I gotta go
find that part. You gave ita shot, but they would have taken
it back. But am I thesorry? Am I the a hole for
that? Because I don't think Iam. Laura's crowing that she thinks that

(01:08:45):
I am. But I don't thinkI because honestly, I think she would
do the exact same thing if shewere in my position. I don't think
so. I think you would.Cash doesn't grow on trees. Giant hypocrite
over there, Let's go to thelet's go to the talkback machines. I
don't think you're an a hole fordoing that. I gotta admit. I
I got some headphones, some earbudsthat I've only done it once. It

(01:09:08):
started not working right. So Iwent and I bought the same kind of
headphones, and I returned these ones, the ones that weren't working right,
as the new ones, and gotmy money back. So I basically replaced
them with some new headphones. Isthat bad in my na hoole? That's
pretty weep. They were broken,but he'd put him into the new box

(01:09:30):
and send him pretty I'm not sosure, niky, he got new headphones
and at the very least crafty.Yeah, I'm sorry, did it?
Laura once tell you all that shewore a dress to a party or prom
that's right, and realized the tagsare still on it, that's right,

(01:09:53):
returned it the next day. Wow. Wow, just say Laura, I
do remember that the memory on thisScott. First of all, it was
my senior photos. Second of all, I accidentally left the tags on it
was never intentional, so it's anaccident that makes it's okay. And also
it was one day, not twoyears, and and I was a teenager

(01:10:15):
and I was poor. Oh yeah, okay, those last two are in
the play. Okay, just sayingnot the same good morning, Grue crew
builder ball here. Yeah, withthe return thing. See, I don't
have any dress clothes. So whenmy dad passed away, I went out
and I bought a suit and atie, and in two hours after the
funeral, after he was laid torest, I went and took it back,

(01:10:38):
got my money back because I'm notdon't think I'm never gonna wear it
again. So all right, youguys have a good day, keep rocking
on and bring on the booth.You know, I don't see anything wrong
with that. But as tightest thingsthere are these days, everyone's struggling living
check to check. You know,if you're never going to wear that suit
again, or for that dress,or use that item, why not.

(01:10:59):
I've been here in mint condition.You can get away with it. Yeah.
And if you're if you're not rippingthe place off completely anyway, you
know what I mean? Why not? I've been hearing about women putting like
tape on the bottom of high heelshoes and scuff them up and then taking
the tape off ridiculous. You know. I went. I was with this
girl I was dating once and shoeshopping and I was just looking at the

(01:11:20):
bottom of these heels at nordstrooms andthey were like six hundred dollars. Dude,
it's very extensive. Love you andsugar Daddy Moote. I was looking.
I was like, well, theseare really hot. What are these
worth? And I put them rightdown and I pushed her in the other
direction. Yeah, you drop themlike there's chemicals on it. Yeah,
yeah, these these are defected.Yeah, you don't want to be near
that. Let's get out of here. Yeah, can you wear a children's

(01:11:42):
shoe? All right? So thereyou go. There you get it.
That's it. I've got a coupleof text messages here. Someone says,
love you, Tanner, but youare the a hole in this situation.
Someone says, I don't think youare the whole Tanner. Laura sounds she's
being a bit harsh for everyone.He'd be the judge. All right,
come up next, We're gonna playTender two and Laura's battle Horn for your

(01:12:03):
chance on October Fest tickets. Yeah, it's going down at Alona later on
this month. We need callers tenand eleven right now, and let's do
semi truckstick. You need to bein a semi truck big dog, like
one of those big eighteen wheelers that'sgot a loud ass horn. That's right.
We're gonna see which trucker has thelouder horn in less than ten minutes
eight six six four four five oneoh five nine. Dear listening at tender

(01:12:27):
Drew and Laura check in with theshow anytime at eight six six four four
five one oh five nine. Allright, don't forget bacon and beer Number
twenty seven Pumpkin Spiced is coming upSeptember twenty second, Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem.
It's the campus location, our veryfirst time in Salem, so let's

(01:12:53):
make this one count you guys.Yeah, We of course are given away
free bacon to everybody who shows up, and you could walk away with free
trip to Las Vegas to see AwakeningAt the win, we'll take care of
everything. We're also going to giveaway a ton of concert tickets, tons
of other prizes. May Sailor MayorChris Hoy will be in attendance, so
many more surprises coming up. That'snext Friday at Gilgamesh Brewing and Sail.

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It's gonna be assa. It isnow time to play Tanner drewin Laura's battle.
Hollah have not done? Oh won't? I've done this in a while.
This is a fun game where welike to have two people and vehicles.
Sometimes we do normal vehicles, sometimeswe do semi trucks. Today we'll

(01:13:35):
be doing semi trucks. Nice andwe're going to find who's got the loudest
semitruck horn. The only problem isone of the other guys hung up.
He was driving a school bus andhe ended up a depot in front of
his boss. Yeah, and sohe couldn't do it. Can't be blowing
the horn in front of your boss. So we need it's gotta be trusted
and put a kid. We needone more trucker who's driving truck right now,

(01:13:58):
who can pull their horn for us. In the meantime, let's meet
this guy. Is your name Fred? It is Fred? What kind of
truck you drive? I'm driving bullsomautomatic staycab. Okay, what are you
hauling today? I'm holding a bunchof toilets to uh the Woodland. This

(01:14:19):
guy's a porcelain hero hauling a bunchof toilets to Woodland. All right,
man, talk about one big deuceon wheels. Right, all right,
let's see if this guy. Thisother person calling in as a trucker.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura.Good morning. What's your name? Greg?
Greg? Are you driving truck?Right now? Right now? All
right, my friends, Greg,what kind of truck you drive? Ken

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Ward? Tight? Okay, soundspowerful. Now we have a game.
I've got the view meters up here, and we're just gonna see who's got
the loudest trucker horn. Let's goto Fred first. Fred, go ahead
and pull that horn, big dog. Here we go. M came up

(01:15:04):
to about a two on the viewmeter. Fed out a little bit.
Let's see what the other guy cando. Fred's fed out a little bit.
As I was saying, well,I just kind of like fizzled out.
I guess is what I was lookingfor. Yeah, let's go to
Yeah, let's go to what doyou what do you say? His name
was? Again? Greg? Greg? Greg? Greg? Pull out horn,
bro twome to beat. All right, we're all the window down here

(01:15:26):
you go. Yeah, that cameto five on the v there. Congratulations,
Greg, you just got yourself.October Fest passes, all right?
Yeah, man, everybody likes drinkingbeer out of those tiny cups. Yes,
october Fest today on DA later thismonth. It's gonna be a lot
of fun. You can have allthe little tiny cups filled with delicious treats

(01:15:47):
as you want. Pull out hornone more time. Let's hear that that
beast again? Where are and theydipped the doughnut? The heck out of
that guy? Next? Where areyou driving right now? I'm driving on
the two o five head north.Okay, man, somebody's gotta pull over

(01:16:08):
and get a clean up going.All right? Yeah about jumped out of
his seat. Hang on the phone. We'll get your in phone. We'll
see you at Octoberfest up at alonA my friends, Greg, if you
need somebody to go with you,give me a call. That's right,
brother, all right, see youguys. Uh yeah, hauland toilets all
should Greg? What were you hauling? If you saw on toilets? What
are you hauling? I'm hauling blywoodwood. It's close if it was toilet paper

(01:16:33):
match made in heaven. Yeah,pretty good? All right? Another pair
of Ticket's coming up tomorrow at seventhirty. Very exciting stuff. You guys.
All right, there's so much goingon in the world, and I
look at the news and I go, I don't want to deal with any
of it, no, you knowwhat I mean. And then there's I
look this, this is what Isaw last night on the not on the

(01:16:54):
news, but just scrolling through lookingfor stuff to talk about in today's show.
This made me feel old. MaynardJ James Keaton of Sorry keenan of
Tool. He is sixty years old. Oh man, she's out a sixtieth
birthday. Sixty. It's hard toget an age when he's been hiding in
the shadow so long, that's true. You can't see a wrinkle in that.
I didn't even know he had abirthday. I feel like that guy's

(01:17:15):
so mysterious. It's all been oneyear this whole life. Dude, I
just can't believe it's sixty. Ibut I guess he's been around When a
Tool hit the scene, well,I mean he was a grown up when
I was a kid. Clearly whendid tools, because I do remember a
lot everyone was talking about when Iwas in like nineteen ninety. Yeah,
so came out when I was nineyears old. That makes sense. Wow,

(01:17:36):
just land before time, She's time. It's just going by so fast
and I feel it all in mylower back. I don't like it.
One Casey's Ben Gays in the drawer. Well, Happy birthday to Maynard James
Keenan, who was sixty years oldand he doesn't even want the text when
it's sixty, I don't tell me, tell me. Speaking of rock stars,

(01:17:57):
the lead singer Puddle of Mud WestWest what's his name is? Scantlin?
He has been banned from a venuein Michigan and Flint, Michigan.
Yeah, I guess he was supposedto perform with uh some band at the
Machine Shop, which flake. I'vebeen to this venue. It is the
size of a shoebox. Oh themighty Fall and he's all the way fall.

(01:18:17):
And he probably showed up expecting like, well, I'm Puddle of Mud
and we're a big deal. We'vegot a couple of hits. We did
you know cheffing hates me? Yeah, you know, roll roll out the
red carpet, and I bet younobody did. And he was hammered or
coming off of something and asked outat the promoter, and the guy was
like, no, he must havesome sort of legal rights to the songs,
because why doesn't the rest of theband to say, Okay, we

(01:18:39):
are mud puddle now puddle of mud, and you are never playing with us
again. It's always him who's gettingin trouble. You never hear anything about
the other members, and I betthey are so annoyed. Yeah, he's
probably the right The sole owner ofCheffing hates me and he's booking the shows
at foot Locker and does anybody elsewant to own any of that stuff?
I mean, let's just be honest. You can have it. These jams.

(01:19:04):
This is when he performed on Nirvanacover on Sirius Seem a couple of
years ago. I argue it's thebest ever they do for this machine shot
missed out. God, they missedout on this perform I'm gonna know what
he did because they they won't sendhim for lots because they said that it

(01:19:25):
was because he's a flake. Hecanceled the show right before it and he
has a history of doing it.Oh is that what he did? That's
what it said on TMZ or whatever. Maybe not, Maybe he's not good
enough for that he was on aprep site. He's just a flake and
he's probably so high show up.But I just took a number two.

(01:19:54):
Take it. This is a laxative. You go into the course. I
gotta get a yeah. Yeah,he burns up the course. All right?
There there go by Portland's rock stationone oh five nine the Brew.

(01:20:16):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura gota couple more talkbacks to play for you.
You can send us a talk backanytime. If you've got the iHeart
Radio out for your cell phone.It's free, so you might as well
download it. Once you get it, make sure you have the Bruce streaming
and press the microphone button to recordeight quick message. As for vacuums,
Tanner, why I go with thoseplastic ones. I've had a Kirby vacuum

(01:20:41):
for thirty years. Metal metal iswhat lasts. It seems like all the
older stuff lasts a lot longer.Crew It really applies for everything. Appliance
is zau. I remember my momand I we had the same vacuum for
I swear to God, until Imoved out. Yeah, my whole life
it was that. It was oneof those with a big giant bat.
I got back. Yeah, theystill make Kirby vacuums. I don't know

(01:21:02):
that's still a thing. Maybe untilyou kick to the curac. It's a
big name. You think that theyprobably just evolved or something. But and
they don't make things like they usedto. So even the off brands used
to last any turn. Yeah,everything used to last. Washer and dryers
would last longer. Refrigerators you remember, use those old tube TVs. You
know, those things lasted forever.It's funny you go to upgrade a kitchen

(01:21:25):
now they tell you you will bedowngrading your wood in your upgraded kitchen.
Dude. Yes, it's like it'sall like particle boy Like sorry, man,
they I'll make it like they usedto write, slap in the arm
suck. Yeah. Yeah, sonothing's tanner. I don't think you're the
ahole. Gotta remember Dyson recorded sevenpoint three billion dollars damn in profits in

(01:21:45):
twenty twenty two. Your four hundreddollars means nothing to them. Take them
for what they're worth. Well again, I didn't get my money back.
I just put it right back intothe company and got it. They got
a new one, or that's theplan anyway, and all they would do
is just warranty it back. Theysend it back to the company, bing
bang boom. Sure it's no harmon them. I mean, I'm not
concerned about Dyson. I just Imean, because you know that vacuum was

(01:22:08):
just gonna end up in a landfillsomewhere now, So that's what you're worried
about. New angle, new angle, some late game angle hairs. Oh
you littering son of God kid somuch? Where's this stuff that you throw
out? She never does? Shewaste free life over here. She's got

(01:22:28):
the ozone layer yard full of burn. I think the people of burning Man
said the same thing, and weall saw what they left behind. Yeah,
exactly, leave no trace mind butdisaster. Hey, Burke crew,
this is Mike from Vancouver, andI just want to know what's up with
these puny horns that these guys areusing on these semi trucks. Holy crap,

(01:22:49):
I'll get you out of the way. Where was he when we did
battle horn a few minutes ago?I know, but really, and she's
Louise. His horn is beefy.Those last two are we compared to listen
on these semi trucks. I wasn'texpecting that it's a good one. I
love it even as an adult.When you pull your and you put your
hand out and pull the horn andthen they do it makes me feel like
a kid. Yeah, that guycares about me. I would be so

(01:23:12):
bummed as a kid and they wouldn'tdo it. But I feel like they
don't do it for adults. Ithink it's kids only. I feel like
it's a I feel like I've doneit. Yeah, I've definitely done it
as an adult. I've done ButI think that's a They can choose to
leave you in the dirt you wantedto throw fist and then they're just like,
hey, dork it just it justshake their head at you know,
because I don't know what if whatif I'm just like, like I've disabled

(01:23:36):
or something. Just pull the horn, be safe from a distance. I
look like this is exactly what's happening. All right, Let's see what's trending.
You're listening to Tanner, Drew andLaura. Here's what's trending. We've
got a lot of stuff on thewebsites at one of five nine dot com,
like our Dog of the Week.We teamed up with the organim Humane

(01:23:57):
Society trying to find forever homes forthese dogs, and every single one has
been adopted. Go see who yougot to look at this week? What's
his name again? I forget thename I posted at the other day.
Hold nine right here this Simon Simon. Hi, my na. Go check
it out one to five nine dotcom find out if they're perfect bart you
also on line at one to fivenine dot com. It's our Donkey Show

(01:24:20):
podcast. The show after the show, completely unedited and uncensored, gets weird.
And you can also see that videoof Michaelendell, the my My Pillow
seel melting down during his deposition,which was pretty funny. Yeah, that'll
clean up your day, you know, if you're looking for a pickup,
that'll take care of you. AllRight, Tomorrow, what's tomorrow? We'll
Thursday. So we gotta play thefour. We'll get you more october Fest

(01:24:43):
passes, and we got to qualifymore people for our Bacon and Beer,
which is getting closer and closer,you guys, yep, closer. Tomorrow
is a week away from Bacon Eve, Bacon Eve and night it was the
night before Bacon September twenty second.We are going to be taking over Gilgamesh
Brewing in Salem. It's the campuslocation. It's our first time in Salem,
and we are expecting the town toturn up, and if they don't,

(01:25:08):
we're not coming back. Never comeback to sever Everyone it shows up
does get free bacon and you couldwalk away with a free trip to Las
Vegas to see Awakening at the Win. Awesome. It's gonna be a great
show. And also Salem may OrChris Hoy will be in attendance. He
got a concert tickets to give away, tons of prizes. Casey's going to

(01:25:29):
be doing an interpretive dance stress asa pumpkin spy. Slotta to see that.
And we've found out yesterday that theribbon he will dance with is like
one and a half. Case he'salong, they say it was eight feet.
Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna haveto wiggle that waggle if you know
what I mean, and keep somethingoff. He knows how to wiggle away.
Yeah. I think it's like aflag. He can't let it touch
the ground. Yeah, that shouldbe the rule, a real flag.

(01:25:49):
So yeah, we'll see it there. Come on out and get weird of
us. Get all the info inbacon and beer at one to five nine
dot com And if you've never beento one and you're in Salem, this
is the one to go to.All Right, we'll see tomorrow's Teresa's Next,
it's Tanner, Jamalo and back.

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