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On today's show we talked about a guy who got so high on mushrooms that he set his car on fire, took off all of his clothes and covered himself in soap. We also did a Bacon and Beer role call and we found out the cool things that people have invented.

Episode Transcript

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Coming out from under the ocean,getting that out of the way early.
Yeah, anybody else play their throatnow? Where it is happy Wednesday.
It is September twenty of twenty twentythree. Ten or true and Laura,
we are law. It is timefor a bacon and beer roll call,

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ladies and gentlemen. Bacon of yourtwenty seven pumpkin spiced is going down Friday
morning, day after tomorrow. That'sright, Salem, Oregon, Gilgamesh browing.
The campus location is where we're gonnabe. Who else is going to
be there? We want to knowwho you are, what you normally do
for a living. Are you takingthe day off? Did you call in

(01:42):
sick? Are you you're just gonnamaybe going to work a little late and
explain yourself later. Yeah, alittle buzzed, but definitely happy around co
work, which is we do seethat a lot. We see a lot
of people that come to work,you seem in their uniforms and they come
in for a quick second, theysay hello, they grab some bake and
maybe a beer and a shot anddipping into a restaurant before a flight,

(02:06):
even if you can't stay the wholetime. We'd love to love to see
it for that beer and a shot. That's right, get an appetizer.
Yeah, so coming out Friday morningthe campus location of Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem.
Everyone shows up, gets free bacon. Someone's gonna walk away at the
free trip to Vegas to see Awakeningand at the win. Yeah. We
also have Adam Sandler tickets, ticketsto Aerosmith three days, Grace, a

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whole bunch of other concerts, andof course the Salem mayor, Chris hoy
will be there. And the questionis will you who are you, what
do you do for a living,and will you be a bacon and be
a Friday morning Shoot us a textmessage on our lazy Boy text line at
nine eight one ninety seven. Youcan also send us a talk back message
if you're rocking us on the iHeartradio app. We're gonna check the news
with Flora and then we'll find outfrom you. Are n't right now our

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(03:40):
d picks. But the question foryou, Laura's are you going to click
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I'm saying. But that's a nicepart about it. Now you can be
selective in which one's here an Ourcountry's greatest financial standoff is officially over what

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I'm talking about. She is returningto Wheel of Fortune. She extended her
run through the twenty twenty five twentysix season, taking her two years into
Ryan's Seacrest run as host. There'sno word yet on exactly how much she's
going to be making, but sourcessay she got a substantial increase from the
three million dollars salary she's been earningfor the past eighteen years. Yeah,

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it's time. It was time fora raise for Fannah And finally, just
a heads up here. Overnight laneclosures on I eighty four continue and are
expected to cause major traffic disruptions thisweek. Starting Monday, the westbound lanes
of eighty four have closed from tenpm to five am at two oh five.

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That will remain in effect until theSaturday at the latest, before overnight
closures start in the eastbound lanes aswell. So just a heads up there,
thank you very much, Laura.More on those stories at one to
five nine breu dot com all right, bacon and beer. Excuse me?
Is going down Friday morning? Whois going to be there? It's time
for baking and beer. Roll Callninety one nine seven is our lazy boy

(05:05):
text line. Will you be takingthe day off? Are you going to
call in sick or you show upa little late? We got a message
from Steve, who's a plumber andSalem. He says he'll be going a
little late that day. He's nottaking the day off not bad. Still
make your money, but have agood morning. Yeah, we got a
message from a guy who says hetook the day off two weeks ago.
Nice. That's the way to go. And your battle plan needs to be

(05:26):
ready, like now, there's nomore time. You can't figure it out
tomorrow because those people don't go.You've got to find out today what your
plan is. Ninety one. Nineseven is our lazy boy text line.
Are you coming to bacon and beerFriday? If so, are you taking
the day off? Are you skippingwork altogether because we're gonna party hard?
Yeah, I'm I'm really excited.Nine seven And now thru Sports ears drew

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he Well show Hey. Otani hadelbow surgery and is out for the season.
The Los Angeles Angels superstar two wayplayer is on ice and next year
after this surgery, it looks likehe will only be batting, so he's
not going to pitch next season.It's not a long term plan. When

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it's like, well, the dudecan go both ways. Guys throw their
arms out all the time in theleague in a matter of games or one
season, so for him to doit on a regular basis was going to
be tough, but coming into freeagency, it's brutal that you have to
do it after surgery when you couldhave been the highest paid man in the
land. Brewster Gradderall, Now hopefullyI got his name right. His name's

(06:41):
harder to say, but his storyis amazing. This guy had not seen
his mom in seven years. Hecame from Venezuela to America to play baseball,
and the paperwork has been slow alongthe way and she was never able
to come and gained steam just twoweeks ago and all of a sudden she
showed up at Dodgers Stadium. Andwhat did he do? He went out

(07:02):
and did his job, carrying everybatter that he went up against for tiring
the side, pointing to the standsand his mom as he cried his way
off. It's quite the little Hollywoodstory. And finally Colorado having to deal
with more drama. Deon Sanders takingon the Ducks over the weekend, but
he's going to be without one ofhis superstars who was hurt on an illegal

(07:24):
hit during the game. Seems fairenough, but then death threats started to
come to this Colorado State player andnow things are muddy. But Dion who
is a competitor and a big mouth, made it clear that this is too
far. If there's any of ourfans that's on the other side of those
threats, I would hope and praynot. But that kid was just playing

(07:47):
the best of his ability and hemade a mistake. So I forgive him.
See you on our team, forgivehim. Travis's he's forgiven him.
Let's move on. But that kiddoes not deserve that. Oregon takes them
on on Saturday and a lacerated liver. We'll keep that kid out of the
game. There's your sports, Thankyou very much. All right. Coming

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up next, we are doing abacon and Beer roll call. Who's coming
to Bacon and Beer? Gilgamesh Brewingand Salem Friday morning? What do you
do for a living? Are youtaking the day off? Are you calling
in sick? Did you know?Are you gonna just go in late?
What's the plan? Eight six sixfour four five one of five? Nine
is the number? Or you canshoot us a text message on our Lazy
Boy text line at nine eight oneninety seven, or shoot us a talkback

(08:30):
message through the iHeartRadio app. Itsimple download it for your phone. It's
free once you have the Bruce streaming, press the microphone button to record some
your calls and texts coming up afterher offspring on the bridge, You're waking
up with Tanner, Drew and Laura. Want to chime in text Tanner,
Drew and Laura anytime on the LazyBoy text line you at nine eight one
nine seven. Get off, Getoff, get out, don't forget.

(08:58):
We are streaming video and real timeon our website at one of five nine
to bre dot com, or onour YouTube pages or just Paige is just
one page. Yeah, just typein one of five nine to brew or
Tanner, Drew and Laura to findit's the Tanner, Drew and Laura Live
Spike can feed. Yes, allright, we're doing a bacon and Beer

(09:20):
roll call because Bacon and Beer twentyseven Pumpkin Spiced is coming up on Friday
morning, the last bacon and Beerof the year and the first one in
Salem. So that's all the morereason if you're anywhere near it to get
there. Everyone shows up gets freebacon. We have a free trip to
Vegas to give away to see Awakeningat the Wind and you could get a

(09:41):
bunch of We got a bunch oftickets, Adam Sandler tickets, pit passes
to three days, Grace Aerosmith's TransSiberian Orchestra, YEA Classics. So much
stuff, and I feel like beingin Salem. You could stretch the border
to all the way up through Portlandand even down the Eugene I mean in
the long lung and short of it. It's not that far from there.

(10:05):
Yeah, we got a couple oftalk pack messages through the iHeart radio app.
We want to know you know whoyou are? What do you do
for a living? And what areyour plans for Friday? Are you taking
the day off? Did you know? Are you gonna are you gonna call
in sick? Are you gonna justgo in late? And a little buzzed
late and buzzed sounds like Friday morning. And sometimes you gotta do sick days

(10:26):
because you're out of vacation days.Right now, you got a pile of
sickies, right Peel one of downloadthe Ihet radio up for yourself phone today,
Art and Brew Brew this is driveor Gandalf or whatever, totally gonna
be there. I think this willbe my fourth one, and yeah,
I can't wait. I'm a shopforeman and a small sawmill and core vows.

(10:46):
But I live outside a will ofmine, Oregon on Highway twenty two,
so this is gonna be a shortdrive for me. This die love
It can't wait to see you allFriday. Have a great day. That
means the last time he was drivingall that way. That's crazy to come
to our bacon and beer. It'sa big commute. Three separate times he
didn't. That's pretty incredible man.Thanks for coming on ounce and make sure

(11:09):
you come say hello so we getyou a fresh hot plate of bacon.
Yeah, and I remember Gan Dolfyou can't missing me. Looks just like
the Wizards. Morning Brew Crew.This is both the Loaf from Newberg.
Jenny. I actually bumped into thisguy inside of a little Caesar's once.
Oh no way. I was sittingin there and I just had ordered my

(11:30):
Caesars and I hear the bell ringbecause you know it's the doors. The
door's got a bell on it,and I just hear this guy go Tanner
turned around. It's toal loaf.Awesome, nice guy. The Morning Brew
Crew. This is both the loaffrom Newberg. My fiance Jenny and I
will be making our third appearance atBacon and Beer, and we love it.

(11:50):
I always take a personal day forit. I test and balanced HVAC
fun stuff. Anyways, enjoyed listeningto guys in the morning Friday. Good
morning, brew crew, This isBig John. I will be bacon and
beer. It's gonna be a goodday. I can't wait to see you
all. Har This is Bob's hamburgerand I'll be a bacon and beer and

(12:18):
I'm plumber. He needs your drainthicks. I'll come just some bacon,
bacon, M beer, bacon Mbeer. Yeah, hammered, you need
your drain fix on a Wednesday.He sounds hammered intense when he gets yeah,

(12:43):
it's gonna be a perfect morning forhim. Then Friday, come on
out, let's go to the phones. Hides, Tanner, Drew and Laura,
good morning, good morning. Yeah, I'm gonna be there. You
guys show me a pride. Yeah, God, getting the wrong actions?
What what did? Like? Dowe owe you one? Is in like

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you think you deserve one or youalready won and haven't gotten it yet.
There we go. Plot thickens becauseit's like I've been waiting for like three
years. It was back before COVID. I want something like it was I
see, I say, yeah,yeah, from three years three years ago
my calendar. My guess is thatthat winter sheet went right in the garbage.

(13:26):
This guy holds a grudge for sure. Guys. We're closed down,
holding down, and so therefore nobodycould give out anything. You guys are
like in your bubbles or whatever.And the only thing is is it wasn't
before COVID because he closed down afterCOVID. Hang on the phone, even
though you're extremely annoying. We'll hookyou up and give you something. Hang
on and get your information. Yeah, we'll get him with that DVD from

(13:50):
that same time three years ago.Now we'll get we'll get you something.
On the phone. I want tomake sure he's taken care of. But
yeah, I forgot six. Yeah, we probably like he probably wants something
like tiny right and it was Yeah, well, because for years there was
no price. Bro, your reisis free bacon, a bacon and beer
on Friday. Come on and getas much as he wants. We'll make

(14:11):
sure we get it. We'll gethim something. But I'm telling you it's
gonna be like the worst thing atthe first closet I'm gonna dig through it
and find the worst thing. It'sgonna be like, you know, I
can only imagine Media goes to campor whatever. I don't know, did
you ever go to camp Media?I'm sure she went to everything. Whatever
Media was in. I'm sure there'sa DVD of that in the closet.

(14:31):
We'll make sure he gets that.We are getting some text messages on our
lazy Boy text line from people atninety one ninety seven. This person texting
us from eighty five sixty nine says, I will be there Friday morning at
Gilgamesh Brewing. I took the dayoff from the penitentiary in Salem. It's
gonna be about as rowdy, youknow. It's just like it's gonna be

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just like when you're having to walkthe lot at the prison. You know.
Plot twist. He doesn't work atthe prison. He's actually an escaped
in But if he is a guard, it'll be nice to know that,
you know, he'll be able tokeep the piece if things get a light
at that pops off. Yeah,I think there's three prison prisons right there,
so we might not be our onlyprison guard. Papuana right. This

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one says, uh, I willbe there, but I can't tell you
what I do because my boss alsolistens. That's smart, all right,
we appreciate that. And this personsays, wow, that plumber sounded like
a sloth. I think he washam can Yeah. I think he was
just torched and getting and getting drunkearly, all right. Ninety one nine
seven is our lazy boy text line. It's a bacon and beer roll call.

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You're listening to Tanner, Drew andLaura. Here's what's trending, all
right, you gotta check out thisvideo online. This also is not only
a part of our What's Trending segment, but it's also today's moment of cringing.
Oh great. This video went viralof a woman being tossed off of
an airplane. I don't know whyshe was tossed off. She's being loud

(16:00):
or rude. I don't know whatshe did to get tossed standard pain in
the ass, and she's being thrownout. She just starts going off on
people because they've got their phones out. Of course, she's making a scene
and she she starts saying to thepeople, you know, I'm Instagram famous,
y'all are just broke. You know, broken off broke jokes big on
the Graham Yeah okay, and she'swearing like it's like almost looks like a

(16:23):
Onesie what okay? Oh yeah,I love that romper yea something something.
It's kind of tight. Maybe it'sone of those things that kind of buttons
in the crotch. Yeah, right, and it's reminds me of like Old
West pajamas, but a little aggressivefor an airplane setting. Anyway, here's
the moment that went viral again.Callow me a bit again. You guys

(16:45):
did nothing wrong, you sho youthey fill me. I'm Instagram famous and
my favorite is just people laughing rightin your shots. That just cooks you
even more. I feel like youryour pain level goes up. Say what

(17:07):
you want. You're broken and like, do you like, do you really
think you're better than people? Becauseyour Instagram fame? Yeah, whatever that
even means. And honey, thatonly lasts for a little bit, right,
just you. The clock is tickingon your Instagram fame. And I'm
guessing, if we really peeled backthe curtain, that her idea of a
lot of hits or likes or heartsor whatever you want to call them is

(17:29):
not that. Yeah, when youhave to tell people your Instagram famous,
it means you're not famous. It'slike, oh wow, really, because
I've never heard or seen you beforeever. I'm Instagram famous. What you
say you broke she what you saybroke bitch or something like that. Real
classy. Callow me a bit again, Callow me a bitch again. You
guys did nothing wrong. You shouldthey fill me. I'm Instagram famous.

(18:00):
It's nice and I don't know.I don't I don't understand why you would
even be that lady who says,don't swear at me and then drop ten
bombs. It's like, you're gonnacall me that, I'm gonna call you
that and then five things beyond that. My favorite videos is when someone says
call me a bit again and theperson says it real slow, I will
walk you through it. Yeah,and not only will I say it,

(18:21):
but I'll make it real nice andclear for everyone to hear. Slap a
name tag on her with it.But videos online if you want to check
it out, it's one of thosevideos where it's you know, we love
to hate hate people on the internetand make ourselves feel a little bit better.
Yeah, yeah, it's at leastI'm not this person. That's exactly
right. It's like I've made somemistakes in my time, but at least

(18:42):
I'm not this way. I've beenangry on an airplane, but at least
I've never done this. Right.When you're in an uber on the way
back to your house, or you'regoing to jail, or you're taking the
bus to your vacation, that's that'swhat she has in her future. What
is it with the entitlement on onplanes these days? I don't understand.
It used to be casual, Itused to be a like a plays to
keep yourself. I mean, itdefinitely feels like in the last four years

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or so, five years, sixyears or so, I guess it's escalating.
We're just like unhinged, and Idon't know what it is you should
be like in an airplane. I'mkind of excited. I don't get to
fly a lot, and I don'tknow if it's people who do fly a
lot or like they're desensitized. ButI feel like I'm on my best behavior
when I'm on that plane. Andalso, well, the planes also turned
into the city bus. Yeah,you know, back in the day,

(19:26):
you used to dress up to geton an airplane and now and like,
if she were such a hot shot, why isn't she sitting in first class?
But she's back in coach with therest of us. She was pretty
far back, Yeah, pretty farback anyway, go see the video.
It's online one of five nine theBrew dot Com. Just click on Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We've got thirdrow tickets to see comedian Jeff Donehem.

(19:48):
Coming up at seven thirty this morning. We will play the wake Up
Showdown. Also coming up next tothe tweak of the week Nice one to
five nine The Brew with Queens.Your voice heard using the talk back feature
on the iHeart radio ad downloaded forfree and send Tanner, Drew and Laura
a message now. Ninety one nineseven is our lazy boy text line.

(20:14):
We are getting closer and closer toBacon and Beer team minus two days ladies
and gentlemen, Yeah tea minus twodays until the big day, and we
are excited because it's our first timein Salem, the last Bacon and Beer
of the year, and we're gonnaavoid a lot of prizes. Adam Sandler
tickets pit passes to three days.Grace Aero Smith we've got its tickets at

(20:36):
Trans Siberian Orchestra, and of coursethe Honorable Mayor Chris Hoy will be in
attendance. Salem may Or Chris Hoywill be there. And we've got a
ton of other little surprises, games, stuff that'll pop up during the event
that that'll make it all worthwhile.Right, If you can't make its,
you know you can watch some clipsonline on our Instagram and TikTok, so

(20:56):
just follow us at one of fivenine the Brew when you get a chance.
Yeah, i'd imagine we're going tobe going live quite a bit on
Friday too, so you won't missa thing. We are doing a bacon
and beer roll call this morning.We want to know who you are,
what you do for a living,and if you're calling in sick or going
to work late, or maybe youalready took the day off. We got
a message messages from a handful ofpeople that said they took the day off

(21:18):
weeks ago. That's awesome, that'sgreat. One guy said that he took
it off like like ninety seconds afterwe announced it. Because if it's I
mean there, it's the two ways, right, like one way you make
the boss happy, but you gottahave the days to take the other way.
It's a sneak attack, but itserves the same purpose. We got
a couple of talkback messages to theiHeartRadio app. Oh I can't even hear

(21:40):
this guy. I don't even know. It's very quiet. Set that phone
on the counter walking to the otherroom, which I did once my bluetooth
was connected, and I didn't know. Oh yeah from a disc. Yeah,
And I was really because I wasrecording it too, And I went
back to listen to it later andI was like, what the hell.

(22:02):
That wasn't a phone call. Idon't record my phone calls. Maybe maybe
this guy was toothing us. Maybewe got a deep toothing. Could be
Yeah, I will admit I usedto record my phone calls. That's strange.
Why would you do that. Idon't know. I don't know why.
I thought it was going to beuseful with the show or something.
I don't know what I was thinkingabout legal h But it ended up filling

(22:22):
up my phone too many files,and that don't have any room for all
this stuff. So man, it'sprobably for the best, but also a
lot of don't cross me because Iwill end you, hey, tylor here.
Yeah, I'm answering the bacon andbeer row call profession the all.
The best thing you can do issay that I'm a caregiver. No,

(22:45):
this morning feels like I'm hurting cats. Yeah, yeah, all right,
no context. What I would notwant to be a caregiver. I've seen
video of people. They just treattheir caregivers so terribly, some of them,
not all of them, but youknow, like my grandmother treated her
caregiver very very well, but sometimesthey yell at them, they'd belittle them

(23:06):
because dementia can kick in. Yusion. Job. We're all grumpier with every
minute. When you're in your nineties, you're ninety years old, you get
some stranger helping you in your room, I would feel like you're telling you
in your room exactly I would have. I probably would be mauthe too.
I can see myself standing in thecorner pouting. At some point, I
don't want I don't want to checkthose horse pills. Yeah, why would
I have to wear a diaper?You peed your pants just now? Why

(23:30):
else? Yeah? Peach your pantsat the dinner table, Grandpa, you
have to I need three good reasons, that's all. I want you peed
your pants three days ago. That'sgood. Is another talk. Good morning,
brew crew. I just want tosay thank you again so much for
the tickets to go see Alice Cooperand Rob Zombie last night. It was
an early birthday present for myself andmy kids's father. So thank you so

(23:52):
very much again. We all knowRob Zombie's a beast, but holy moly,
did Alice Cooper put on amazing showlast night? He really did.
He is such a boss and alegend. He is great and he he
also just said the other day thathe can't even imagine himself going on a
farewell tour. Yeah, I'm gladhe doesn't milk it like the rest of
them, right, because that's whatthey all do. And then four years

(24:17):
later they announced another farewell tour,which I think, should you know,
be illegal. You know, Ifeel like I should be able to sue
you if I've you know, pouredout tons of money to go to your
final tour and you just decided todo it at five years later, you
want to buy a boat, offerrefunds. It's like I bought tickets to
your first farewell tour. I wantthat the ticket money to go to your
next farewell tour as well. Youknow what I mean, charge me twice.

(24:40):
There's no way to say it's notfalse advertising. Yeah, it's straight
up is that's like me saying theseare organic oranges and then you get it
and it's not. That's a lie. No, it really bothers me.
And I think that legally that allthey have to say is well, at
the time it was the farewell nowoh yeah, but I still don't think
you can. You shouldn't be ableto do that because such people three times.

(25:00):
Yeah, there's some people who pouredout thousands and thousands of dollars to
see the Final Kiss tour just forthem to announce it seven more times.
Uh yeah, I feel like they'rethe worst offender, followed by like a
crew would be the honorable mention.I mean, Vince Neill try to get
me fired because he didn't like myquestioning on Awell interview. Yeah, and

(25:21):
then he announced it again years later, you can't be idiot farewell tour and
then almost a decade later have hadtwo more tours. Yeah, it's just
not right. That's the crew baby. All right, let's do this a
real clicks and bad sault stop Thisis Tanner and Drew's tweak of the week.
Oh my goodness, there's so manytweaks running around, Like everywhere you

(25:47):
look, there's another one. Yeah, we breed him here. It's about
a naked man who was arrested whowas high on mushrooms and he claimed to
be an expert in magic. Well, yeah, I think we're all experts
in magic when we're on mush onmushrooms and make all sorts of things happen,
fly over that recommended dose and anythingcan happen. But this, I
guess this happened in the quiet,calm town of Merton, Mereton, and

(26:12):
it sounds like it was maybe inWisconsin. Stand out when you're the magic
mushroom guy in a little old town. Yeah, I guess. Neighbors heard
shouting and saw a naked man runningdown their street. Prosecutors say that this
man was thirty five year old JamesSearing of Chicago, who had recently moved
in with his parents in the neighborhood. According to the criminal complaint filed Monday,

(26:36):
and neighbor called nine one one whenhe saw Searing out in his driveway
lighting his own car on fire.Bro apparently burn marks can still be seen
on the pavement in the driveway.Prosecutor said that deputies tracked Searing across a
large meadow, through a wooded areato a marsh on the edge of a

(26:56):
lake, where they found him completelynaked covered in yellow would soap. It
was like, like, like,are a soap from like a gas station
bathroom? Nay, it looks likeit looks like it does look like soap.
It looks like it makes it dirtier. Is when it looks exactly.
I feel like the drugs don't matchthe dude here. This is a lot
of pc P type putting in themushroom. He's taking so many Yeah,

(27:22):
according to the complaints, he saidthat he was there for a bath and
makes sense. He said also saysthat he was a licensed psychotherapist and pretty
much an expert in magic. Quoteunquote, pretty much an expert in magic.
Watch me pull a rabbit out ofmy balloon. Nut. If he's
a psychotherapist, I wonder if henormally works with people in mushrooms and he's

(27:45):
just like, oh, I knoweverything about Maybe that part was true,
and then he just got naked anddial soaped himself. A deputy said that
when he asked hearing if he hadadjusted any illicit drugs, he answered nothing
that should be illegal. Okay,See he sounds like he works in the
dusty. He does, and thenhe tested his own product. You know
what, he's given all of usother schrumers a bad name. Well,

(28:07):
I mean because in this day andage, you know, you're not supposed
to. I guess people are nowlike micro dosing, not powering down.
This guy probably ate a big oldbag. Well they apparently his parents say
that he did start doing psychedelic therapycounseling services online online. So I don't
know. I don't know. Maybehe just got too deep questions, just

(28:29):
too deep and just yeah, buddy, he'll be back at it. Just
wait by that creek. Yeah,I've I've done mushrooms three times in my
life, and the first time Ifelt something. The other two times I
didn't. Maybe it didn't take enough, Maybe I didn't, but I don't.
I don't remember getting naked. Iremember laughing to the point where I
think I lost forty percent of mybody crying so hard. Yeah, yeah,

(28:51):
yeah, yeah, and uh,and I just remember writing a lot.
I remember wrote my journal like anerd and like said, handsd to
motion more than anything. It doesn'tmake me active and want to go out
and do things and like set myown car on fire. Usually I just
melt into my couch for you know, I think you'd feel like you'd throw
a blanket over your shoulders and belike going down to burn the car seems
really aggressive. Close that door anddim that light, right and then I'm

(29:15):
gonna see his faces in the inthis fire coming out of the car.
I mean, he didn't think thosecops were actually there for the first five
exactly, Like, Okay, thisis all a thing. I'm gonna get
through it, all right. Wegot third row tickets to Jeff Dunham coming
up then and now sports ears drew. Well, just when you thought life

(29:37):
couldn't get any more sweet, TravisKelcey just won the Super Bowl with the
Chiefs, his second. He's gota huge tens of millions of dollars in
his bank account already and so muchmore in the way, likely a first
ballot Hall of Famer. And whatdoes any of that mean without him and
his new girlfriend Taylor Swift. Therumors have been confirmed true. His brother

(30:04):
Jason Kelsey said that yes, itis confirmed his brother is dating te Te
Now. He has a ton ofmoney, so this isn't a cash grab.
This isn't like k Fed getting withBritney or any of those deals.
But it is interesting to see whathappens because she has a history of breakups.
Maybe it's going to be everything youladies need for a brand new Taylor

(30:26):
Swift album. Yeah, I mean, let's go. I'm here for it.
And I don't know what it'll doto the Super Bowl odds for the
Chiefs, but I do know powercouple the cover of all these gossip magazines.
But if it's like Russell Wilson andSierra Oh, that would be kind
of awesome. They're battling in theplayoffs and all these these heads. It

(30:47):
would be good for football. Andfinally, something that's not good for football,
death threats. Yes, Dion Sanders, head coach of Colorado, is
taking on the Ducks this weekend andnormally would be talking small about that game,
but instead he's talking about an illegalhit on one of his players,
Travis Hunter, that left him witha lacerated liver. Well, the guy

(31:07):
who hit him was just playing football. His name's Henry Blackburn. He was
hit with death threats. Some fanswent overboard and Dion came out to speak
made it clear that isn't cool.If there's any of our fans that's on
the other side of those threats,I would hope and pray not. But
that kid was just playing the bestof his ability and he made a mistake.

(31:32):
So I forgive him. See youon our team, forgive him.
Travis's he's forgiving him. Let's moveon. But that kid does not deserve
that good point. It's just agame. There's a sports Thank you much,
all right. Coming up next,we're gonna play the Wake Up Showdown
for your chance of tickets third rowtickets to see Jeff Dunham Nice coming to

(31:52):
the Memorial Coliseum in February. Callerten and eleven. That's what we're looking
for right now. Eight six sixfour four five one oh five nine is
the phone number. You're gonna answerbasic trivia questions. It's really easy stuff.
We're talking third, fourth and fifthgrade trivia. You should know the
answers to the stuff. Yeah,follows ten to eleven right now, eight

(32:14):
six six, four four five,one oh five nine. We'll play right
after the scorpse it's tanner Da.You're listening Drew and Laura. Laura.
In the last segment, we weretalking about the tweak of the week.
This guy got high on mushrooms andtook his clothes off, Andy and ran

(32:36):
down the streets. Soap. Yeah, well to himself up with soap.
Uh. It's something you don't normallysee people on mushrooms do No, it's
usually something you see someone high onspeed or trank or whatever. Yeah,
p town street drug. Yeah,but this guy apparently own a little bit
of mushrooms and just took his clothesoff. And I don't remember experiencing anything

(32:58):
like that when I took mushrooms.He probably took a lot a bit,
you know, like there was alwaysthat one kid who's like, oh,
it doesn't matter and just kept eatingthem, and you're like, dude,
just put them on two slices ofpizza instead of one. Yeah, exactly.
We'll see you tomorrow, Bud.Yeah. I don't remember doing anything
like that. I just remember feelinglike a body high and laughing uncontrollably for
hours, and and you know,that's that's all I remember. Who knows,

(33:20):
maybe he was doing that while hewas loubing himself up with dish soap.
You gotta work your way up toa river bat bathing in the middle.
Guess we got a talk back messagefrom the sky through the iHeart radio.
The best thing that you can doon hallucinogenics is go on a hike.
Go on like a normal four hourhike that turns into about eight hours.

(33:43):
And then when you get done andsomeone asks you, hey, how
long that hike take you? Youand your friend look at each other and
go, I don't know, man, Time's not a thing. When time
locks itself up. Man, AndI'm gonna pair of downer boots just cruising
towards the peak. You get them, and we're just peeking on a piece
space and time has no Man.When the trees take life and you're just

(34:07):
like, lay back and take it, bros. Lay back. That sounds
interesting. That's never nice. I'venever done that, man. Maybe lace
them up being in touch with thenature skills building coming up this weekend for
the show. Maybe that could beour podcast. Tanner too and Laura on
Mushrooms in the woods and see howlong they left. That can be a
new podcast. Yeah, sign usup at least a reality show, right

(34:30):
do you get a bunch of peoplehigh on mushrooms, throw them in the
woods and then you mess with themlike it's the Blair Witch. But do
you gotta have a video element towhatever this is? You know, because
people just walking around touching the leaves. Get some trail cams out watch somebody.
It might be a really boring show. Like we just watched this woman.
You just had a leaf for twentythree minutes. We just went through
all the footage. We got nothinghere scratch this. We thought it would

(34:53):
be a good idea to day though. Right, all right, let's play
this game then now, Danner,Drew and low Rose Wake up, Showdown,
listeners to your corners. All right, we got two listeners who just
woke up. They're about to goahead to head answering basic trivia questions.
It's stuff we should all know becauseit's third, fourth and fifth grade trivia.

(35:16):
You should know these things. Butyou know, listen, sometimes it's
when your brain's not booted up,you haven't had your coffee to right,
let's meet our contestants calling from Vancouver. Her name is Kayla. Good morning,
Kayla, good morning, how areyou today? And a couve Well
it's my friday, so hey,no complaints moving it on a soft friday.

(35:40):
All right. So let's meet youran opponent and see how she's doing.
She's also calling from Vancouver. Hername is Janessa. Good morning,
Janessa, good morning. How areyou doing in the cove? Is all?
Is it today your Friday? Oris it just a standard of Wednesday
for you? No standard Wednesday likethe rest of us. All right,

(36:01):
Remember the first one to three isthe winner. You gotta scream your name
loudly and clearly to buzz yourselves in. Are you ready for the show down?
Yeah? Yeah? What type ofalcohol is traditionally traditionally used in a
margarita? Vanilla? Oh? Howdo you say? Jessa? That's fair?

(36:27):
Sequila? That is correct? Whatis it? Raisins? Come from
which fruit? Janessa? Great?That is correct. Two zero, Jess.
What's the name of the city wherethe cartoon family, the Simpsons live

(36:49):
Vans? Janessamown springt Springtown is inforrectingtown. Let's go to Kayla Kyla springtime clothes.
It's two to one. What isa baby kangaroo called Janessa? Jess?

(37:15):
Janessa? Oh? Three two,Let's go to Kayla Kayla I'm Joey
is correct? Two back in it? Which state is Area fifty one located

(37:42):
in Janessa? Kayla, Nevada?That is correct? Come back in the
comeback King is got that? Where'sthat Corey Feldman song? The Cool Back
King Feldman written about Kayla Little nofact he was channeling his heady Kayla.

(38:05):
Congratulations, Kayla, you just gotyourself a third row tickets to go see
Jeff Donald Come back, Kane y'all, oh boys, come back, come
back into singing. Oh my god, Corey Felman, what are you doing

(38:37):
if this is not the new BadBoys? Congratulations? We'll get your not
going on at that listener, Like, what is Corey Feldman doing here?
They're auto tune the ladies crazy tuneis a plug in that exist Use that

(38:58):
plug in, Corey, For thelove of God, if nobody's gonna be
upset if you use auto tune sits, you're apututiful soul, but no one
knows. All have said, ohyou're a beautiful soul, but no one
knows it. Why is he doingthat? I wish we could say the
same for you, Cory. Noteveryone packs kind of talent that guy's got
almost that we must gets show Down. Who was bash? I'm the combat

(39:25):
drumbback chain bag. This is nothingbetter main stings, dumb back, the
dumb back comb back game. Knowwhat I'm not scene like a flame Street.

(39:45):
You can then count me. Ohboy, Corey, Corey Faldman,
Well almost gave the tickets back.Now our brew News update powered by advantage
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(40:08):
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(40:28):
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plastic wrap. Apparently it's too thinand so parts of it are sticking to

(40:52):
the cheese, and so people areeating the wrappers. So they're saying,
just be careful when you eat yourcheese and look at that best twin used
by day to see if your packagingis effected. Chee, your best buy
is next. Ye. I lovecheese so much so I am somebody who
gets cheese sticks. Yeah. Ialways have them in my fridge, like

(41:12):
the Tillmount cheese sticks, and notthe ones that you peel or anything.
I guess, yeah, this isjust a stick of cheese. Yeah,
you don't have a loaf, likea baby loaf of cheese. No,
it's too difficult to bring that bigbrick out and then cut it. I
just opened the bag and grab astick of cheese and then I have them
with pretzels. It's like a snackof mine. Yeah, it's good.
And the other day I got Igot one in. Every stick in there
was good except for one. Onewas moldy. Oh well, I mean

(41:36):
that's the weird thing. Cheese ismolds, right, and so you can
eat around it or anything, justthe whole stick away. But I was
like, how's every other stick inthis pack of good but that one stick
is mold. Well, you don'tgot to worry about that with American cheese
product because last for years. JohnWick Chapter four spoiler alert by the way,
for anyone who has not seen thefilm, it concluded with a funeral,

(41:59):
but apparently it's still badass. Iwatched so recently. It's so great.
Well, Keanu Reeves actually requested todie in the movie. He begged
to be killed off because he wasjust so exhausted from playing the character.
Unfortunately, the film did so wellthat they're like, actually, let's do
a fifth one and so actually goafter yourself. Kiana put on the suit
again. Yeah, exactly, noidea what Keano's re role is going to

(42:23):
be, but he is working withfilmmakers to come up with the new story.
But it's so good. John Wickis so good. I will I'll
take it. If they're given usmore, I'll take it. I'm gonna
watch the new TV show, theContinental TV show. It's coming like I
think NBC Universal or whatever that that'sstreaming service of there's peacock. But it
looks good. You know, normallythe stuff that goes to those streaming services
an't very great. Yeah, it'sit's mixed. The trailer looks great,

(42:45):
and I think Mel Gibson's in it. Oh weird. Well, you know
Peacock's pay to play now, somaybe they've stepped it up. That's true.
And finally, Amazon is hiring twohundred and fifty thousand full and part
time workers for the holiday season.So if you're looking for a gig,
heads up. That's sixty seven percenthigher than last year. They're also bumping

(43:07):
the average hourly pay for warehouse anddelivery workers. You can now make twenty
dollars and fifty cents an hour onaverage. That's up from nineteen bucks.
So look into that if you're lookingforward job all right, coming up next,
we would love to know have youever invented anything? Tell us about
it? What was your invention?Eight six, six, four four five,

(43:29):
one oh five nine? Your callsare coming up next? Your way
getting up with dinner? Drew In, Lord Tenner, drew In. All
right, we would love to hearfrom you if you've ever invented something,
or maybe you thought you invented something. That's that's what I did. I
thought I think I was a kid, and I was like Wow, I

(43:49):
just came up with this. Iinvented that I think's been out since like
the seventies. Yeah, old idea, but new kid. Yeah, so
fresh ideas. What got me thinkingabout this was I was on I was
watching TV last night working on theshow, and commercial came on for invent
help. Okay, you know it'slike, have you invented something that you
need, you know, help with, Like, you vented it, now,

(44:10):
let us take care of the rest. Yes, is the number you'd
call if you just the new wheelyou created it in your garage? Yeah,
I was thinking for one. Hasthat actually helped anybody to me?
It's like, hey, give usyour idea so we can make all the
money from it and you can geta small portion. Well, the website
idea poacher was taken, so yeah, yeah, I mean you think about
it, tell us what you've done, and we'll find a way to give

(44:31):
you the least amount for it.They do the same thing with like writers,
have you written a book you needpublished? Yeah, send us your
garbage and then we'll own it.Yeah that you haven't trade market copyrighted,
none of these things. Just sendit on over. But have you ever
invented anything? And if you did, did you use invent help and did
it work? And are you ahuge millionaire? Because it could be simple?

(44:52):
Do you guys remember when the guywent on Shark Tank for the T
tree P or the tree T PAnd all it was was a piece of
plastic that went around the base ofthe tree that when the sprinkler hit it.
Yeah, instead of the water goingeverywhere and evaporating, it hit this
piece of plastic and went straight tothe ground at the base of the tree.
It was basically the top half ofa gatorade bottle. Yeah, And

(45:14):
it took this basically a migrant workerwho had worked his way up to a
farm to a millionaire. Wow.And all he did was figure out how
to put a piece of plastic arounda tree. It's like the simplest things
can make you a million Yeah.Like you think about the guy who invented
velcrow. Yeah, you know,I'm sure he's dead and gone now.
It's like, man, that guywas probably living large sweet shoes. I

(45:34):
was on TikTok recently and this kidinvented a So you know when you take
scissors to cut wrapping paper and youyou don't actually keep cutting the scissors.
You just kind of put them thereand you slide them across. Yeah,
that's such a feeling when when whenyou get a nice clean cut, I
always end up ripping the last fourinches of it. It's always the person
rapping next to you who's getting cleancuts, And I guess I keep hitting
David's. Yeah, it's terrible whenI do it. But this kid invented

(45:59):
this little vice because he had athree D printer and he invented a little
device that you put your scissors intoand it gives you a straight line.
You do that exact same motion,but it gives you a completely straight line
with the wrapping paper. That's probablyno hiccups, just a nice glide.
He showed it off on TikTok andmade tons of money. Sure, and
it's a something printed office three Dprinter. Yeah, it's insane, Drew,

(46:21):
have you ever invented anything? Yougo into your garage and you whip
something up kind of and I guessI'm not as creative as the people back
in the day, or maybe everythingwas taken because I haven't invented anything glorious.
The only thing I was credited withat the time was when I was
in college. The older people wholived in my frat house would kick your
door in while you were sleeping andlike sit on your couch, drink your

(46:44):
beer and stuff. Yeah, andso you get sick of people kicking the
door and when the bar closes,right, So I just went to the
store and I bought a two byfour and a ton of brackets, and
anybody who wanted them, they couldpay me like ten bucks, and I'd
put up a castle lock. Sowhen he kicked the door and kick all
night. Yeah, you'd kick yourselfinto a torn Hammy. Your landlord love

(47:04):
that? Oh got it? You'reyour own landlords. Yeah, you're just
constantly in trouble and not paying dudes. Okay, but yeah that's not you
know. But I made no moneyfrom that. There was no patent pending.
Oh you should. You should haveput it through. Yeah, the
fratty castle lot. You know,it could have been great all over the
country. Laura, did you everinvent anything or think you invented something like
I did and I was a kid, No, I don't think so,

(47:25):
aside from like maybe when I wasvery young trying trying keyword to learn how
to play piano or guitar, andyou would think that you've come up with
like a new corner, like ohmy god, nobody's ever thought of this
before, and then you look itup on the internet you're like, oh
no, that's a c cord everyonethought. I can't tell you how many
times I've written something and I go, yeah, that's really good, and

(47:45):
I'm like, oh, yeah,it's good because it's a Nirvana song.
You pick dumb any right, Yeah, I've done it so many times.
It's like suggestive stuff in your brain. You didn't do it on purpose,
but it's just not yours. Eightsix, six, four four five,
one oh five nine. Did youever invent anything or did you you know,
think you invented something. What Ithought I invented as a kid was
a portable fan. I would takethings apart that had motors in it,

(48:07):
Yeah, and I would rip themotor out and then I would like wire
it up to a battery and everythingand put a little or I'd build a
little blade. I could propel herout to be cool foil. Or I'd
go and find a fan somewhere.And I just made this little fan because
it was in Texas it was alwayshot. Yeah, and I thought I
invented this portable fan until I sawone at like a convenience store. I
mean, that's still cool though,that you made one yourself, a little

(48:28):
fan with the with the with thefoil and all that. We did that
in classes kids too, so youknow, maybe it's it's one of those
things. You know, it's suggestmy mom's pissed because I was just ripping
things apart, like Chad taking battery. I would do that. I would
rip things of it just to getthat motor. And he did that motor
out there exactly one nine seven isour lazy boy text line? You're texting

(48:50):
and no sports. Well, TravisKelsey's already having a great NFL career if
it was all shut down right now, likely a first ballot Hall of Famer,
multiple time Super Bowl champion. PatrickMahomes is basically his best friend.
That guy's got five hundred million dollars. What more do you need? How

(49:14):
about a date or two or tenwith Taylor Swift, who rumors have been
confirmed by Travis Kelsey's own brother Jason, who says, yeah, it's real,
it's official. Their team tete somuch. In fact, guys that
Taylor Swift is wearing Travis Kelsey's birthstone. I don't know what kind of a

(49:35):
step beat is in relationships. Itseems like something that a fourteen year old
girl would do, But no oneever accused Tay of growing up incredibly fast.
And finally, Dion Sanders is condemningthe death threats against his opponent,
Henry Blackburn. This guy ran intoone of the Colorado players with an illegal
hit, and that sent Travis Hunterinto the medical tent and eventually with a

(49:58):
lacerated li For some fan got allupset, forgot this is just sports and
started sending death threats to this kid. You've got to realize you're just over
the age of eighteen. You're justplaying a football game. But make it
clear that even though there's a bigmatchup with Oregon this weekend, Dion Sanders
does not condemn violence. If there'sany of our fans that's on the other

(50:21):
side of those threats, I wouldhope and pray not. But that kid
was just playing the best of hisability and he made a mistake. So
I forgive him. See you onour team, forgive him, Travis.
He's forgiven him. Let's move on. But that kid does not deserve that
and we should be getting funny soundbitesby now Oregon, Colorado. When you

(50:43):
Jeane this week and by tomorrow,I'm sure he'll find a reason to get
the hype trained. Don't you worry. There's your sports. Thank you very
much. All right, Coming upnext, we are going to do another
bacon and beer roll call. Wewant to know are you coming Friday morning
to Gilgamesh Browing and Salem. Yeah, to hang out and get weird of
us. What do you do fora living? And are you calling in
sick? Are you taking the dayoff or you're just gonna play by year,

(51:06):
maybe going a little late and alittle bust. That's fine too.
Eight six six four four five oneoh five nine. You can also shoot
us a text message on our LazyBoy text line at nine eight one ninety
seven, or send us a talkbackmessage to the iHeartRadio app. It's Tanner,
Jew and Laura on the Brew.Coming up on tomorrow's show, we
got your second road tickets to gosee comedian Jeff Dunham at the Coliseum.

(51:27):
We'll play the wake up show downfor your chance to win. Coming up
around nine thirty plus. It's Thursday, which means we're gonna be getting someone
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it's the final day before bacon andbeer. If you want to get qualified
for that free trip to Vegas,we'll start bright and early. It all
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(51:51):
anytime on the Lazy boyd text lineand add ninety eight one nine seven year
a Waking up with Tanner, Drewand Laura Real fast. We are getting
a few texts and messages and uhtalkbacks from people talking about things they invented,

(52:14):
or at least things they think theyinvented. All right, this person
says, if they thought they inventeda word once, but the word already
existed and it was a fairly badword. Oh my fairly bad. I
guess I thought I'm naught. Yeah, I like a curse wordy parents wouldn't
like, or something. I guessI probably did the same thing. Thought

(52:34):
I came up with a joke oror like a punchline or or something,
and then you know, somebody elsecame up with the same thing long ago.
Yeah, and it wasn't that clever. It's tough with the internet,
right, like, because even ifyou were to write material, you could
dig long enough and somebody already toldthe joke or at least a variation.
You look like you're Carlos Mencia allthe day time. I wonder about how
there's because some comedians, I'm surethat's happened where you've written a joke,

(52:55):
somebody wrote the same basically the samejoke. You just and see it,
and now they're accusing you of stealing. Sure. Yeah, I think it
happens all the time. Get edsheer and yeah, totally. This one
is uh. I thought up yardsized pickup sticks as a game for folks
to play while standing around drinking beerin the backyard or a campsite. Later

(53:19):
on in life, I looked themup on the Internet, and somebody apparently
already thought of that. Can wereinvent things like lawn darts? I mean,
I know it's extremely dangerous and youcould impale a child, but I
don't know what. I don't thinklawn darts are all that dangerous. I
think it's pretty cool. I likethe idea of pickup sticks. I used
to play that with my grandma.Pickup sticks is such an old game.

(53:40):
Yeah, but how big are thesesticks? It sounds like they're pretty big.
Like it reminds me of like thelike big Jenga when you see it
all they can come play at myhouse. It's called stacking firewood. Yeah,
yeah, but apparently he thought heinvented it but did not. Casey
b Fater bays in here. Haveyou ever invented anything, or at least
thought you'd When I was a kid, I thought I invented something. Nothing

(54:02):
of any substantial means. But inhigh school we did come up with a
plan where we could drive around ina vehicle with a surgical a long piece
of surgical tubing which was attached toour weed pipe that we could keep below
window level, so like the dudein the front seat could light it,
and then you could pass it througharound the car without having to like you
know, oh yeah see myself offto the passer bys. So now your

(54:25):
driver can actively smoke weed while youguys go. We were in high school.
That stuff happens, Oh yeah,did definitely happens. It's hard to
get the patent on it. It'sgot to be one of those items where
it's probably been made overseason the importedand then sold at a convenience store in
a sketchy part of town. Yeah, right next to synthetic weed. But
I think it's a kind of ak neat idea. You know, it

(54:45):
worked out good, and it keptus out of jail on our way to
Daniels to get a grand invention successful, right, I like it. I
wish I invented something. I reallywish. When I was a kid,
I wanted to be an inventor.I always would see those converting those memercials
for like invent help, yeah,you know, and and all sorts of
you know, here's an invention kit. I don't even know what that was,

(55:07):
but they're probably all scams. AndI would love to know if anybody
ever got that kit and actually inventedsomething. Does that invent help ever actually
work? Because to me, thewhole I don't know how it works.
But to me, it's like theybuy your idea, they own it,
and they'll give you a small percentageif it takes off. Are you too
lazy to follow through on your own? Call us up. It's just like

(55:28):
it's the same business model as cashfor gold. Did your grandma pass away
and cheat roll over in her grave? If you send us all the gold,
bring it, we don't care.If it's broken, it's no big
deal. It's nearly trash and theymelt it down on to a bar.
Can we get Are we going toget to a point though, where nothing
else can be invented except for technology? And like now they can't be.
It's always going to hit a pointwhere probably all into the like you said,

(55:50):
the electronic zone. But yeah,the good ones are already gone.
Everything else has been invented, likeeverything else that's gonna be invented now?
No, But that's the point ofinventions, is it. Maybe you can't
think of anything new and exciting,but somebody out there is doing it.
I want to I want to bethe next electricity, you know, I
mean how long they say that?So many of these inventors fail a thousand

(56:12):
times before they get well, yeah, that dude on that dude who invented
the ring camera. He went onshark tank, right, and they said
no to him. And now lookat that. That was avery. I'm
glad he didn't give up. Thatwould have been right. But see.
It's it's a simple idea that technologyalready existed. He just implemented it into
a doorbell, doorbell and a camera. But pretty pretty great. I just

(56:34):
sometimes the simplest idea. Yeah,that's what I still can't come up with
it. I can't believe the guysfrom Shark Tank would say no to that.
It seems like they said. Ithink they've done that a few times.
I've noticed in some really good things. Yeah, Casey's got a patent
pending on a gravity bond. Youwant to run, it'll at least it'll
go now, all right, weare excited for bacon and beer. We

(56:54):
are two mins T day wait,hold on T minus two days, D
minus two days and counting to baconand beer. Twenty seven tanner ju and
Laura's pumpkin spice addition bacon, andof course everyone who shows up gets free
bacon. And someone's gonna walk away. It could be you. With the

(57:15):
free trip to Vegas to see Awakeningat the Wind. We got a ton
of concert tickets to give away.Tickets to go see Adam Sandler, front
row tickets to Jeff Dunham. We'vegot Aerosmith tickets, pit pass us to
three days Grace trans Siberian Orchestra.Casey will be dressed as a pumpkin spice
latte and then be doing a beautifulperformative dance, a ribbon dance. It's
gonna make you cry. I betI like it. It's gonna take your

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emotions for ride. Are those ribbonsglittery like? There? Better be?
What do you mean? Of course? Not bring them in early? Laurel
got you, Casey. We're alsodoing a food drive and we need people
to step up Salem. We're askingpeople to bring down three cans of food
if you can. We understand thatif you're struggling yourself, you know we're

(57:58):
not gonna turn into away. Soif you you can't bring anything down,
come on down still, we'll letyou in. But if you can three
cans of food would be great becausewe're trying to raise over a thousand pounds
of food for people in need.It's gonna be in the food's gonna be
left in Salem. Yes, itis at the Marian Food Share. So
it's gonna help out the people ofCap Town. Yeah. Down there at

(58:19):
the Cap Cap no cab, allcaps, all caps. This petty's on
cap lock homies. So yeah,come on down and bring down some food.
And we're trying to get over athousand pounds and I think we can
do it, but we need yourhelp. Yeah, all right, we
want to do a role call.Who's coming the bacon and beer Friday?

(58:40):
Did you take the day off?Are you calling in sick? Did?
I'm calling him sick? No,you're not coming? Getting dried by the
foot I was thinking the same thing. We God, I don't think I
can make any throat feel scratchy.It's hard to drive in this latte outfitom
Head and Home. Or maybe hetook the day off. You know,
we got a message from somebody earlier. He said he took the day off
the day we announced to bake brilliant. That's smart. Get ahead of it.

(59:00):
They can't tell, you know,if you plan it out. Yeah,
eight six six four four five oneoh five nine is the phone number.
You can also shoot us a textmessage at nine eight one ninety seven.
I was I was thinking. Anotherway you could get those cans going
is say you couldn't go, likethe boss told you you cannot go.
You could always give your cans tosomeone else who you know, is going.
Let's should make that number happen soyou can still contribute. Yeah,

(59:23):
this text message came from thirty oneeighty three. They said, my name
is Mo. I worked for Amazon. I will be there for at least
an hour between my route. AsI'm looking at the app, like,
how is this student stalled out inSalem right now? I'm five stops away.
Let's see. Oh this person hasbeen a whole for a few minutes
hides Tanner, Drew and Laura.Are you coming Friday morning? Yes?

(59:45):
I am. I'm working from home, but I bought doesn't know I'm going.
I'm staking in Burrow. Nice.So you work for so you don't
have a boss to like answer to. You can leave and hang out all
morning if you want it, Imean, paculately yes. And then I
also want to mention I work onNike headquarters, so it's being as lung

(01:00:10):
as it zoom cameras off. Youcan pretend you're typing all morning long.
Totally. I would love a pairof Jay's if you would bring a free
pair down ten and a half.Ten and a half old school Jake once,
all right, we'll see you there, good bye. You know how
many people ask for Jay's She immediatelyhung up. Yeah, I've never seen

(01:00:34):
somebody hang up so fast. Thankyou for the call. We appreciate you're
listening to Tanner Drew and Laura DrewLa. I got this Corey Feldman song
in my head. Oh it's justso bad. God. We played we
played a little snippet of it onthe air this morning because I don't remember

(01:00:58):
why. Oh, that's right.Because the girls playing a game and she,
uh, she came back, youknow, she was like losing and
all of a sudden she came backin one she was down two zero and
swept it out. We called herthe Comeback King, which is the name
of a song that Corey Feldman has. Yeah, and it's terrible. It's
real bad. I mean, it'sall in the eye of the beholder.
Guys. Really, when you hearit, if you if you missed it

(01:01:19):
from earlier, it's a little tastebecause if it's gonna be stuck in my
head. Yeah, it's gonna besuck in here. I swear to God,
I'm not going through this alone.It's gonna be a ring tone.
This thing is magic. I comback, comeback kick. I am missing nothing
into the swinging, come back whispering, and he's trying so hard to do

(01:01:46):
this Michael Jackson stuff. He doesthat the shoulder and the neck. He
does the kick, the kick,have that fun kick. Yeah, he's
uh, it's crazy because a littlesweet which pretty much you just imitated,
is we're talking. Yeah, comeon, he almost won American Idol or
he Feldman couldn't get past the tryoutat American Idol. Actually he would have

(01:02:07):
been on it in the years thatthey smashed Yeah, when they made fun
of Peah. Yeah, you're thecomeback King. He's been doing music for
a long time now and he hasn'tgotten any better. Well, maybe he
just doesn't feel like he needs toget better. Okay, okay, the
top of his game, you're notthat good. But there are plugins that

(01:02:27):
can make you sound good. Usethem. He's a victim of his own
delusion, right, That's what Ithink. Like, I bet he's a
diva backstage. I bet he's actinglike he's on the set of Goon.
He's still oh yeah that was inthe mid eighties. Yeah, Well,
he's the comeback Kings. I wonderif anyone ever huge ruffles shuffle. I
wonder if he'd do it. Iclearly wasn't listening to the lyrics. He

(01:02:49):
is a comeback and they're going tocruise it. Soul, but no one
knows you're a beautiful soul. Butno one knows it because you're not a
boy a right spoiler alert siler.If the comeback King is gonna be in
my head today, it's gonna bein yours too. And imagine you're welcome.
When his wipe takes half of nothing, it's gonna be devastating. It's

(01:03:10):
now time to play a game thatwe like to call pumpkin spice reel or
fake. Yes, there's so manypumpkin spice items out there, Like you
know, we have found out yesterdaythere's pumpkin spice butt wipes. Yeah,
they're called dumpkin spice white, whichare the best name for any pumpkin spice

(01:03:30):
item. I actually believe we're gonnahave a bunch of dumpkin spice butt wipes
of bacon and beer. Yeah.I guess Susan and Susan Casey A Promotions
people got a whole bunch of thehighly coveted prize a couple of people who
definitely need them. So I'm gonnaread off some pumpkin spice items and you
just have to tell me if they'rereal or if we made them up.

(01:03:51):
All right, We've got a pizzahere from Papa Murphy's and the line,
let's go to Megan in Oregon City. Good morning, Megan, Good morning
Megan. Have you already had apumpkin spiced flavored drink this year? Have
you gotten started like Laura? Ihave? Yeah, I'm guilty. It's
almost like people are sad, likeI relapsed. I had a pump It's

(01:04:14):
okay. Well, I mean,you know, it's not season but from
what I understand, they're not thatgreat, but people do enjoy enjoy them.
I don't love them, but youstill buy it? Well I do.
I mean every year I usually buyone just to see if it's grown
on me, you know, andit never has. There's an argument that
all seasonal is trash. We've talkedabout this. Why is candy corn only
good during Halloween? Because it's trash? Peeps, trash? We could keep

(01:04:38):
going, Megan. Do you likepumpkin spice? Slotte? I love pumpkin
spice. I'm kind of one ofthose crazy pumpkin people. What they do
it in June, because why don'tthey do well because it's not a It's
like you said, it's seasonal.There's nothing pumpkin. Yeah, like it's
tuck in the crib. If youdid a year around, it's not as

(01:04:58):
exciting. It's true, got hegotta build up the hype him a clip.
But like the peppermint creamer, Imean that's out year round. Now,
okay, well, I can't dothis thing with a pumpkin. Maybe
we'll head to that where it's it'sgonna be just more financially, it makes
a financial sense to leave it onthe menu all year. Who knows,
maybe, but right, it's justa temporary thing. But since you love
pumpkin spice items so much, thismight be an easy game for you.

(01:05:20):
Yeah, I'm gonna read off someitems summer real, summer made up.
You have to get at least threeout of five to win. If you
lose, you have to listen tous give your pizza to somebody who did
nothing. Oh all right, pumpkinspice really fake? Are you ready?
I am the pumpkin spice Kitkats?Is that real or fake? The pumpkins

(01:05:45):
spice? Is that real? Soundsterrible sounds really Great's team pumpy? She's
loving. She never had one,but it sounded real. Sure, sure,
I bet. What about this pumpkinsspice jiff peanut butter pump fake?
Is that a fake? One?Man? I need need some? It

(01:06:11):
sounds off. They call it pumpkinnut butter one and one real or fake?
Pumpkin spice, lube, pumpkin spiceloube h. Oh my goodness,
I'm gonna have to go with feak. Is that fake? That's what I'm
gonna say. It's real? Lowone and two? Buckle up here,

(01:06:40):
here we go. If you getthis next one round, you have to
listen to us. Give your prizeto somebody who did nothing. Real fake
pumpkin spice, Marlboro lights, that'sfake? Is that fake? That is
fake? Thank and now suddenly modeAll right, here we go. Pumpkin
spice, juicy fruit gum reel orfake pumpkin spice, juicy fruit gum all

(01:07:11):
or nothing? She's still there?Hello, Yeah, can you hear us?
What was that? Did you gointo a tunnel? Oh? She's
back? Can you hear us?No? I'm just thinking, yeah,
I can hear you. All right, put a pumpkin spice, juicy fruit
gum reel or fake fake? Isthat a fake one? You just got

(01:07:35):
yourself a free pizza from Papa Murphy's. Megan, congratulations, I love free
pizza. We're also gonna get youqualified for the free trip to Vegas.
All right, we're giving that awayFriday morning. Rights Friday morning, we're
giving that away at Bacon and Beerat Gilgamesh Brewing in Salem. You're qualified

(01:07:57):
to the trip as well as gettingyou're getting the free pizza, Megan,
hang on the phone. Wow,pumpkin spice cigarettes that god, that sounds
that would have been terrible, burnedthe throat even worse than normal. And
I'm guessing they'd be banned alongside thementhol and all the fruities. Yeah,
because you can't do flavors. Ibet there is pumpkin spiced vape though,
because they got all sorts of flavor. Can annoy me on two levels?

(01:08:18):
Yeah, juicy, I'm sorry.Pumpkin spice lube is kind of funny.
I'm surprised by that. I mean, there's flavors, there's all sorts of
flavored lubes. Yeah, I mean, don't you want to smell pumpkins or
grape or sour apple while you're doingHow many flavored lubes are there, Laura,
I mean, I'm sure I canimagine dream. I bet they've got

(01:08:39):
flavors like jelly bean. I betthere is probably eighty five places jelly bad
for your jelly bean. If youknow what I'm saying, we're gonna find
out what's trending, that's discussing.I'm gonna throw up. We're gonna find
out was trending next time you werelistening, and Laura, here's what it's
trending a lot of good stuff onthe website at one five nine dot com
if you want to kill some timeon and check it out. We got

(01:09:01):
the dog of the week. Yeah, who is a really beautiful lab.
He's a little over a year old, same as Andy and just a gorgeous,
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You could also see the list thatwe read yesterday of the bad habits

(01:09:23):
that women have that men don't like. Yeah, Laura was untilt about it,
still on tilt about it. Idon't know why I have to bring
it up again. A right,because the list is online and all the
things that we didn't get to areon there, and there's a lot because
again we got more free. Ihave the emana of things that are wrong
with you. I don't doubt it. I can't wait to go read them
all. Uh you know, she'syeah, it sh'll be fun. You

(01:09:46):
were constantly reading about how guys areterrible or she will remind us everything on
this list. You guys also do. So it seems a bit unfair.
And this list was read as Amywas driving the kids to school. She
hasn't heard that list sounded a lotlike your alright, alright, well I
go check it out and number maybeit's for you, just like your wife

(01:10:08):
or girlfriend who is one of fivenine the brew dot com. Also,
you can see our live stream.You can see the drunk stripper. You
can see all sorts of good stuff. I like how you say that without
any context, drunk stripper, strippergetting nearly tasted, demanding it because I
like it. Kinky. Yeah,he's talking to her like his drunk girlfriend,

(01:10:30):
Like just go stand in the circle, grace. Yeah, there one
five nine brew dot com. AlRight, that does it for us,
y'all. That's it. Tomorrow it'llbe bacon and beer. Eve wow,
man be more excited. Yeah,and it's one of those things you start
to get the nerves. I putin the trip check. Yes, this

(01:10:50):
morning, how like five still likeforty some minutes from my house, which
hers is a couple of minutes more. Yeah, I heard a whole lot
of minutes more. It's like anhour twenty minutes more. What did you
check your distance? No, butI'm gonna I'm gonna do a work around.
Sleep in Salem. Yeah, thereit is. I might you might

(01:11:13):
like stay the night in Salem.I might open tender and sale about it.
Swipey spright crash on your colts.Maybe you can stay at like Big
John's house or something like. There'sa little sure. Yeah, your bruid
shirt and is dryer in the morning, it'll be a b Yeah. Probably
he'd probably wait on your hand andfoot. Oh, he'd make you an
upside down cake. Oh that's he'sa great bake. Or he's a big

(01:11:35):
bake. Yeah, he's a bake. So yeah, that's that's That's Friday.
So we'd love to see you andif you can bring down three cans
of food for people in need,because food and security in the state is
at an all time high, andwe'd like to put a dent in it.
Even if it's a small dent,that's that's people being fed. Yeah,
and that food is going to stayin Salem for the people of Salem.

(01:11:58):
So if he can bring down threecans of food, that be right.
We're trying to raise at least athousand pounds of food. And if
you just put your hand on yourboss's shoulder and say it's a no,
I'm not coming. I'm gonna beat bacon and beer. Yeah, with
canned food, that's right. Helpingout the community. Okay, I don't
have time to come to work today, take the day off. Come meet
Salem Mayor Chris Hoy because he'll bethere. I'm very excited for that.
I'm like validate. He can validateyour absence at work, just like parking

(01:12:20):
at the mall. Yeah, that'sright. The mayor set I didn't have
to come today. Yeah, yeah, come with him. Well, let's
qualify a few more people for theVegas trip though. Yeah. Again,
the party's free and open to everyone. We're asking for the three cans of
food. But if you want towin the trip, you've got to be
a finalist. So let's put collarsten through fifteen on the list. Eight
six six four four five one ohfive nine gets you qualified for Vegas right

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