TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- Sticky Fingers

On today's show we talked about the last time you stole something. We also called our boss to ask him to pay for Tanner's reunion and we were lucky enough to get a double dumbass of the day!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You Lura Yo.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi high Hi. I always I was like saying, I
wish I could say like a hoy.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
HOI like Korea, like the official way, like a type
of thing, isn't it like when you what do you say?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
What do you say it officially? When you see land
or when you see somebody on land? It's only one
hooy though if you see land.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Think what's something you just made up?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
No, I've heard it on movies a HIGHI or am
I just making it?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, let's add another hoy in there.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
You can go for it.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm pro extra hoys high Hi. You're a multiple hoy guy.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, well, since you made it up.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't think I made it up.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I think I've heard that in the movie or a show.
There's no way I just made It's got to be
in something.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I think we were saying it for a brief period
of time and I'm not sure why.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
And I was like, I'm not crazy. I swear to god,
you guys, I'm not crazy. Find it. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Uh anyway, hoi HOI to you and yours and good morning.
It's Wednesday, August fourteenth. We have another pair of tickets
to see Metallica later on this morning, it's gonna stick.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And what time are we gonna seven?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Those Metallica talk facts and hopefully you could win tickets today.
If you do win the tickets today, you're qualified for
the grand prize, which are better tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
And then then at eight o'clock we're gonna we're gonna
do a toppy.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know, all sorts of things this morning. We got
a pile of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Some some showed jargon.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, a topic.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
People people understand that, right, yeah, people understand a hoi
hoi and toppy.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, oh absolutely, these are the things that people are
learning this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
These things will be in the dictionary in no time. Well, actually,
a hoi hoi might be already because we we.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Got a dumbass of the day coming up at seven
I am this morning. And then now we are just
like three days away from Lord jumping off of a bridge.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I'm a little I'm a little frustrated because there's been
no rain in the forecast at all, and then there's
rain on Saturday, Saturday. It's like rain. I'm like, oh,
and he's like, jumping off a bridge is fine, but
like jumping off a bridge when it's rainy. It's probably
not a lot, and it may not even rain, I
don't know, but it's they do it rain or shine, so.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It is the only little bit of rain all of
a sudden, I know it's all day or just like
but you know you're going early in the morning though right.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
In the afternoon.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Look at how little rain. Look at the top where
it goes sun sun sun, sun sun sun.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
One little rain at like midnight. Fine nothing.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Maybe it's fun jump bungee jumping in the rain, cold
and wet, and especially when like the rain is flying
at your face at one hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, I'm riding my bike as a kid and it
sucks bad enough. Are they going to tie her off
at the feet or.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I wouldn't have done it if it was ankles.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I feel like that's pretty gnarly, that's pretty hard for
what did they still do it that way or was
that o g.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I don't know. I don't know. The only times I've
seen it done recently have been tied around the waist,
but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Get dipped in a lake, you know, just the tip tip.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
So yeah, we'll have recorded, so on Monday we're gonna
be playing back the audio of Laura bungee jumping.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, if you it's gonna be a thing.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
And they say, this is the highest bungee jumping bridge
this side of the Mississippi.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
So it's it's she's gonna she's gonna pee your pants.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, So Monday morning, make sure you listen for the
audio of Laura jumping off the bridge and we should
have some video ups to follow us on Instagram at
one of five nine the brew.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
In the meantime, let's.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Story.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
This is the segment where we go around the room
sharing what we think the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Who wants to go first, Drew, Yeah, I could get
it out out of the way. The big story to
me this morning.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Is the new drug law that we've got going into effect.
Actually there's two drug laws that's going to improve transit safety.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I know Lore likes trains and you know.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
We all like to feel safe at a bus stop
or a train stop. Well, the cool thing about it
now is a new law is going to ban a
legal drug use in public. TriMet officers will now be
able to cite individuals for drug possession, which will allow
them to take part in the deflection program that we've
been talking about, right or go.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
To jail for six months.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
So I remember a couple of years ago, or maybe
a year and a half ago, I was downtown waiting
for a train, and you know, there's people who are
openly doing drugs because.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
There's no one to stop them. That stops.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Now, it looks like you will go into the program
if you're using drugs.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
And I've already seen the bus like TriMet security and
stuff like just standing on the platforms when people board
the trains. So I mean, the process has already started
and it's getting better and it's getting safer.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
So it's gonna be half empty to make.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
But I mean, here's my whole thing. And you hear
that a lot people being like, well, I mean, are
you just gonna kick homeless people off trains? No, it
just don't do drugs like out in open, in the open,
and you.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Can't have them in your pocket like just I mean,
I know you shouldn't, but you just don't just openly
there right like right there in the right aisle three.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
So no, they're not going to be kicking people trains
just for existing.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
It's just well, there's a good there's good news on
top of good news with this. If you do drugs
on a train or on a bus, you could get
a year in jail. So now it's a straight it's
not a ticket, it's a you're going down to Chinatown?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Got you okay? I think the big story is that,
speaking of transit, public transit, I don't know if this
discounts as public transit. Airports for twenty years now, twenty
plus years, we've been packing all of our little travel
liquids inside our little clear cases, you know, and we
take it through security. But there's always that one new
who doesn't know what they're doing, and to bring a

(06:06):
full bottle of shampoo through the through the TSA well,
they say that may be changing at a certain point
to airports have been upgrading to new scanners which can
allow for as many liquids as you want, and containers
up to two leaders, which I don't know who's bringing
two leaders of liquid on a plane. But it's something
called computed tomography that can determine liquids differently, so that's

(06:30):
pretty cool. There is a catch though, They say this
will not be fully rolled out until twenty forty oh,
so we've still got about sixteen years before every airport.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's ridiculous. Hopefully I mean hopefully some of them are upgraded.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Come on that, Yes, I would assume, so it'll start
happening a little by little.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's that's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
You might as well say it's never gonna happen because
sixteen years is not even to be the same people,
and who knows.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
That's ridiculous. If the technology exist, let's just do it.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, well but everyone but they have to like go
through and upgrade all the scanners.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Does it take sixteen years?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
I'm sick and tired of having to pour everything in
tiny little cups.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Let's just make this happen that and you know, I
would never need a two leader.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
But think about water being able to walk through with,
Like if you were to go to the store and
buy yourself a two dollars.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Smart well, save yourself eleven bucks, ye for a bottle
of water exactly, and then you know you're in it.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Or if you're in a city where the water's gross
and airport water just makes you feel like dying, you
could bring your own.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, it would be nice.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
In sixteen years, you guys are gonna be lucky.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Something to look forward.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
There's still a lot.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I think the big story of the day is doctor
Dre wants to compete in the twenty twenty eight Olympics
doing what. Of course, the Olympics are happening in Los
Angeles in twenty twenty eight, and The Wrap Icon revealed
to Entertainment Tonight that his intention is to try out
in the games as an archer.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I believe archery archer lead.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
And you're being serious.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
I'm serious.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, okay, So where does this come from?

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Where did you pick up archery?

Speaker 8 (08:08):
I actually started playing around with archery in junior high.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Right.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
I stopped for a while and my son bought me
a setup. I think, I don't know if it's for
my birthday or Father's Day or something like that. So
I have it set up in my backyard. And I
heard that qualifying for the Olympics is seventy seven feet
and I practiced at ninety.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
And it says, this sounds like a rich person thing
to do, right, it is this is his backyard. It's correct.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, Like it just seems like a rich person thing
to do. And I also, I'm down.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I love the idea.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
What do you need a target and a bow and
arrow like which I know that's expensive to buy the setup.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
It's hard though, Like I've my uncle's got all that
stuff and I picked it up once and I'm like, damn,
it's like I was all making fun of him once
and it's it's it's really hard.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
And my next door neighbor when we moved to a
new city, I remember I looked out the window and
he was standing outside shooting a bow and arrow at
a at a giant haystack, and he taught his kids out.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
I got to pull the thing back at one point.
You can't.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
It's harble it back if you don't have the practice
and the strength and then know what to do with.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think my uncle, I think my uncle eased the
attention for me.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
I was at back, but I think I almost ripped
off a finger, yes, it on top all oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Like getting it Like like I said, it's like it's
a it's a hard skill.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
And then have you seen the people who will like
stand on their hands and then like shoot the bow
and arrow with their feet backwards into a fray stack.
I'm like, what the.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah, Dre is doing this because he's got a billion
dollars nothing to do?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
What else? What else to shooting a squirrels and birds
in his back?

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, there you go. More on those stories online at
one of five nine, the brew dot com.

Speaker 9 (09:53):
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Speaker 10 (09:55):
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Go to Phontoncoffee dot com. Here's Drue.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Well, well, it's pretty early in an NFL season to
be deep breathing and wondering what's happened to your season.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
It's the first game of the preseason.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Now when you're a Vikings fan.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, not when you're a Viking.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
I was thinking about yesterday because it was showing up
in all of like the show prep stuff.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
And remember when I was mumbling about it, like right
after our last sports report, this news broke.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well that's when you know it's a big story when
you're like you're seeing it everywhere, not just a news
you not just sports.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
It's like across the feed, like anybody hear about that?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
So if you don't know, JJ McCarthy hurt his knee.
It looks like it's gonna be a surgery for him
to fix.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
A tear in his meniscus.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Now, whether that's a little repair or a full on,
you know, doing the whole business. We'll see how long
he's out. But you'll have to keep an eye on
other quarterbacks who were passed up to get JJ because
he's supposed to be the great thing.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Now.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I was in the pool at Circa watching the first
preseason game going and I lean over to Ami, im like,
this might be our year. Might might be our year.
Right now, it's gonna be Sam Darnold under center for them.
So we just went great everywhere else. So he's our backup.
But you know, he's a he's a professional. I'm gonna
lean into it because it is. It is my squad,
but of course a lot of it when they were

(11:22):
actually I gotta say this, when they were announcing this
on television, they said, all right, before we say this,
Vikings fans, go ahead and have a seat. They want
you to sit down so you don't fall over from
one disappointment to the other. Though Conor McGregor, this guy,
I'm super rich and he's got whatever issues.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
But he saw Dana White.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
At Sturgis, So a reporter asked about what his status
is moving forward, and he said this.

Speaker 11 (11:48):
We talked, Yeah, we talked. We didn't meet up, but
we talked, and yeah he wants to fight, so we'll
figure it.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Out soon this year. So in injury or mental health
issues could be a big old.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Bowl of stuff. Now he's not even like this is
not in shape. Well, who knows, I mean he's it
might just not be able to pass. You're an analysis. Oh,
thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Coming up in a little bit, We've got some Metallica tickets,
so we're you know, looking for your best James Headfield impression.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
You could win tickets to the show and Seeattle later
on this.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Month, and if you win, you're gonna be upgraded for
the big tickets, which are like.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Premium seats yea, super close to the stage.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
So download the iHeartRadio apps and to say talkback message
as soon as you can. It's Tanner, Jo and Laura
on the Brew. Started my day my Wednesday with a
Monday type move. This morning, I got out of the
car here at the radio station, and I was leaning
over to grab my wallet because I can't stand sitting
on my wallet in my car.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, I don't know, I've I've got to.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Do it like a cleaning of my wallet because it's
getting a little thick. But also, am I the only
one who hates sitting on their wallet while they're driving?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I think I have a dead cheek. She died a
few years ago.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
I glays wondered that about like men who carry their
wallets in their back pocket. It's like, that's got to
be uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
I see, Like, well, while I'm sitting right now, it's
in my back pocket, but it like slides across the
back of my leg.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
So it's almost like on your hips a little bit. Yeah,
so it's your thigh.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
It's sitting way down here. Look, Laura, it's sitting way
off to the side.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
The way my pockets are when I when I'm in
my car. It's just directly on my cheek and it
just pushes into me.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
So I just I take the thing.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Out, and I get that I probably should. I'm probably
hurting my spine or something.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, like it made my I've noticed when I was
driving with make my back hurt, you know, and like
my lower back. And so anyway, I take it out
because I'm old and it makes me hurt to sit
on my wallet. And I was leaning over to grab
it and I bashed my shin right into the footrest
of the of the Forerunner.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, just shit on metal, and that hurts so bad.
I just sat there and went, oh God, please, oh God,
take the pain away.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Did you look and see if there was any blood.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I haven't looked it was. I don't think it was
that bad.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
It's a peak and valley type of pain. Like I
feel like it would be a good torture technique because
it just shocks you almost like electricity.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
It's like stubbing your pinky towel. Yeah, it's like such
a small part of your body, but it hurts so bad.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I just sat there for a second. We it's like,
oh God, this is how I die. Yeah, by shin pain?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Does feel like that sometimes, death by shit.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Death by shin pain. So did you lean on the car?

Speaker 9 (14:21):
I did.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I leaned in my seat. I lean in my seat
and just put my head on my seaver seconds, like, okay, get.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
It together, get it together, hope I'm the only one
walking in right now. But that's a Monday move that
I pulled this morning on Wednesday, August fourteenth, So good morning.
Later on today.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Actually, in a little bit, we're going to qualify some
people for that trip to Vegas. We are creeping up
on it now, man, less than two weeks away from
Bacon and Beer the.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
School of Rock Edition.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yep, it's creep taking over mcminimums and Forest Grove.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yes, Laura, I said, I can't believe that.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I know, it's creeping up on it so fast.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Everyone shows up, gets free bacon, and we're gonna have
a free trip to Las Vegas to see comedian Burt Krayscher,
which is.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Pretty pretty dope. Yeah, Resorts World and stay there. It's
pretty nice.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
So here, I think at the top of the hour,
I actually no, maybe right now?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Why not? You want to qualify some people right now?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
I mean we might as well.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Callers one through five will get you qualified for that
trip to Las Vegas. Eight six six four four five
one oh five nine is the phone number. Uh so,
what do you think of this? A couple of selling
wedding tickets for three hundred and thirty three bucks?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Wait what they're selling tickets to their wedding to their wedding.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Nova and Remoh god, those are real names.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I mean Nova and why they would make them up?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Nova and Remo styles sold tickets to their June twenty
actually already did this to help recover the costs. No man,
Sixty guests paid three.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Hundred and thirty three dollars apiece to witness the couple
tie the knot six on.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Top of Okay, but like I need more details. First, Well,
first of all, this is ridiculous. Second of all, yeah,
like are people already traveling across the country? Like are
people flying? Are people people already have to spend so
much money on weddings without having to buy a ticket
on top of it?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's crazy, right, And like your tucks and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, and I'm sorry you're trying to recoup your costs.
Maybe don't spend all that money on ridiculous stuff, like
you know what I mean, maybe cut some corners.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, Like if you don't have the money, maybe you
have a small wedding. Yeah, I mean, I'm not paying
the tucks is one thing. And maybe if I love
you a lot and it's I have to travel, maybe
I'll do that.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
And also like if you're bringing a wedding gift, like
there's so many costs associated.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
If I'm paying three hundred and thirty three bucks, I'm.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
The gift right and for that price, like you know,
it better be like Mark Wahlberg's house, like rented out.
You better have like a few days and I get
a room, be like.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
The biggest party you've ever been to.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Well, it will be kind of a fancy wedding. Guest
received a seat for the ceremony at Saint Saint Patrick's Cathedral,
and they'll have a tour of various New York City
landmarks and a steak and lobster reception at the Freedom Tower. So,
I mean it was kind of fancy.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
But like, also, why don't you remove all of those
things and then save some money and not make your
guest pack? And if they want to do those things,
they can spend money on their own time. I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
The couple said they saved about seventy grand by charging
guests to tend their wedding.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Some people are saying it's tacky though. Tacky and rude
were the comments.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, I think you're you're so overblown with two
monumental places for the wedding and reception. I mean, what cathedral?
Did you say they were going to Saint Patrick's Cathedral? Yeah,
so what are you doing? How about you go to
the Harlem Community Center. You don't charge a dime, you
get a ton of liquor, and you have a great night.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Exactly, I bet, and you'll have core memories there.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yeah, instead of Oh, and do I want to go
on a tour of the city in the middle of
after I sat in a church.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
No, I want to go to the wedding and I
want to get the hell out of there as soon
as it's done. I want to go home. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
I would be closet drinking on the bus, trying to
figure out, like, are we really paying all this for this?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Like, listen, we're getting juiced everywhere we turn these days.
Everywhere we look, we're getting juiced. Like there's this. I
want to talk about this later because I want to
know how people feel about this. But I got invited
to a reunion party for a class. No, it's like
an old radio station I used to work for, and
they're asking people for eighty eight dollars for a ticket
for the reunion party.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I know what what's provided, like dinner.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Okay, eighty eight bucks And I'm.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Like, dude, yeah for a bunch of people haven't seen
in about, you know, twenty years.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Why how about we just have the party? What do
you have to juice me for eighty eight bucks?

Speaker 4 (18:46):
They don't want to pay for it?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, but it's I bet you I could pay him
for my own dinner when I got there, and it
would be cheaper, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Eighty eight dollars. He's crazy, real good spread. I'm just
tired of it. So the audacity, I don't. I didn't
see that.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
A buyer on booze, I'll look ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
I just I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
If the couple charged it asked me to, you know,
for three hundred three three bucks, I'd be like, listen,
I love you guys, but I just can't make it.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
I guess it's a good way to weed out people.
You know. It's like if you if you're paying per head,
then it's like, all right, we're gonna find out who
really likes it.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Would you do that for three hundred three three dollars,
even if you love.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Them, like I guess, if it was like a family
member or something where it's like an obligation to go, maybe,
But if it's just like some acquaintance that I, you know,
I haven't seen in seven years.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Way you feel the same way, or would you go
I'm not if it doesn't include amenities.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
If it's just a church and a thing, that's hard,
that's a hard sell.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
If that includes like putting me up in a room
and you know, a bar tab, then like maybe. But
if if it's just like just to be.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
There, No, let's go to line three. Hid Standardo and Laura.
Who's this? Hello? What up? Josh?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Would you ever? Would you ever buy a wedding ticket?
Three hundred three three dollars wedding ticket?

Speaker 9 (20:07):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I don't need to go to that bad No, that's
how I feel. I don't even like weddings as it is.
You might have been drinking the parking lot for free.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
All right, bro, hang on, we're gonna each we're gonna
ea qualified for that trip to Las Vegas that we're
giving away bacon and beer.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
All right, brother, awesome, than guys.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
That good morning?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
All right, hang on the phone, we'll get your infone.

Speaker 9 (20:26):
Now.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
What's trending?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
So there's a new special coming to Netflix called Chestnut
Versus Kobyashi Unfinished Beef.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I like that name.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah, it sounds pretty good. It's the epic showdown between
the top competitive eaters Joey Chestnut and Kobeyashi.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
You gotta say his first name. I don't think I've.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Ever said a care to Caro.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah, he was just like n Kobayashi's just like he's
a one.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
He's a madonna. You know who I'm talking about when
I say Kobyashi.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
So anyway, here's a clip from the trailer, which the
full thing will be out September.

Speaker 12 (21:02):
Seconds on September second, watch the Greatest Competitive Eaters go
ahead to head for the first time in fifteen years
in a rematch where winner takes all shifts, not versus Koby.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Y'all should be on Finished BEF Live only on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Save some money with that big Boys guy.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I was gonna say that is the worst. He is
so bad.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
I mean, you got Netflix and you brought that guy dude.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Anyway, the trailer is online if you want to check
it out at one five nine the brew dot com,
as well as our Donkey Show podcast, which is the
show after the show. Yesterday, on The Donkey Show Podcast,
we discussed Raygun, the oly big Australian break dancer who
just embarrassed herself and at first like, there's part of
me because I you know, like you guys like I

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feel bad when people get bullied on the internet.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
She's a grown up, she.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Like, you know, she's thirty six years old. She kind
of put herself in the situation.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
She's earned it, and she should have done studied this.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
When I think about it, I go, man, I feel
bad just because the whole world's laughing at her.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
But at the same time, you knew that you weren't
that great.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
You can't sit here and say that you're the best
of that entire country when you're doing like kangaroo poses
and it was cringe worthy.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Did start to like the kangaroo.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
And it's kind of insulting to everybody else who really
gave it there all and practiced their craft and did
a good job.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Parts of me that feel bad. It also parts of
me that's like, yeah, you did this to yourself. And
if the allegations are true that she was keeping other
breakdancers from competing and getting involved because she had her
husband in charge of it.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
He was in charge of the judging.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeah, I think it would be worth a look. It
seems kind of strange that you're that close to home
on it. If you think about it at the level
of like track and field or one of these bigger
Olympic sports. They would never let somebody's husband regulate who's
in and out right.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Right, And it's like, there's got to be better breakdancers
in Australia.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Totally. There's someone TikTok. There's no way. There's someone on
a piece of cardboard right now somewhere, and there's a spider,
a giant Huntsman spider right now.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Then that's who's spinning on a piece of cardboards.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Spider.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
One of those all those all those trailers and the
Donkey Show podcast at one of five nine, The Brew
dot Com. All right, coming up at seven thirty more
Metallica tickets coming up next to another edition of The
Dumbass of the Day, Happy Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
It's one of five nine The Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 13 (23:26):
You're listening to Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah, it's powered by video only, so check it out
when you get a chance. Yesterday we were having terrible
audio issues.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, but we fixed it.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I blamed Laura because she's got the controls over there.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
So yeah, the audio is nothing to do.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
There's a button on the board that says audio, and
I think you probably pressed it a lot.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
There's nothing on here, so that says audio. It does
just as it says Mike one.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
But these are the audio controls, but.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
They don't say audio. I'm just saying there's no no
audio one is a he says said that. You said
there's one that his audio. There's Mike one is audio. Yeah,
I said there's Mike one.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
You're saying there was no audio controls on there.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
It's right, there's I said, there's nothing, no button, that's
his audio.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Okay, well now we're we're picking what is it?

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Whatever you're saying, I'm right, you're wrong.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Okay, don't hit the button, all right, fat fingers, whatever
you want to call it. All right, I swear I
got to turn her mic off in a second.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
In the meantime, I can turn it off myself.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
No, you can't.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Can't wait this audio button.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Let's see admitted it's audio. Admitted it.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
You're a dumb ass, Number one first class.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Have you ever been arrested?

Speaker 9 (24:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Have you ever been arrested four times in three days?

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Oh? Well, how does that happen?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
This man from Vermont was arrested Patrick Ibbotson bad luck
or just a vicious criminal.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
No, he's an idiot.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
He was arrested four times in three days last week
for various offenses, according to police. The Burlington Police first
encountered the thirty seven year old on Thursday while patrolling
the Marketplace garage, where they arrested him for violating existing
conditions of release from previous charges.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
So, I don't know if that's like that makes me.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Sound like like like you were you couldn't come here anymore,
and he showed up, you know, like he's at some
marketplace garage passed.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
If he has been arrested four times in three days,
that means he's been released times in three days, which
is ridiculous, Like why don't you just keep him.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
In there after? Well, they are small offenses. I don't know,
and they just keep spitting you like.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
The second one. Don't you think? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
After his arrests, they identified him in surveillance footage from
a July burglary at Burlington City Arts, but a judge
released him with a citation to appear in court. But
over the next two days, Ibbotson was arrested three more times,
twice for violating his release conditions and once for disrupting
a mass at the Cathedral of Saint Joseph.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Come on, now, guys, got some stuff going all resulting
in his release with another citation each time.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
So what a waste a waste of my tax dollars?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, dude, you got to just stay home, bro, you
got to stay in. My guess is like that's somebody
who's you know, uh, got some drug issues and he's
just out about.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
I mean, you don't get a roll and be like yo,
every boy like.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Rick what was his name?

Speaker 14 (26:27):
Again?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
His name was Patrick Ibbitson sin and where was his
It sounds like Portland, my way. They spit him out
of the.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
All right, Well interesting.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, four times in three days.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
I don't know if I'm like disappointed or impressed, because
I mean it takes work.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
I wonder what the terms of the release are, you know,
like because it's a double violation of that is like
don't go near the garage again, you go right back
to it. Yeah, that's probably it. Or you're not supposed
to be drinking or partying or yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
He looks like he just stands out, you know, he
stands out like you're not supposed to be here.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
And I can just tell I don't know why, but
I can tell you're not supposed to.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
They immediately called the police on him.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah, And at this point he's on a first name
basis with all the all the police officers, so they
know this guy.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
And I guess it's just an honorable mention, an honorable mention,
dumbass of the day. But another Florida man crashed a
semi into a gentleman's club after he was kicked out
of it.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
WHOA, So it was on purpose?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, he got he got kicked out, and he was
just mired that he got thrown out of him And
how do you.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Get kicked out of a strip clubs you're taking pictures, harassing,
harassing the strippers.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I was with a group of people at a strip
club once and like crash him. I don't remember the name.
It probably shut down by now it's for twenty years.
But one of the girls we were with took out
her cell phones, her old flip phone or whatever.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
You can't be doing that.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
And maybe I can remember what it was.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Maybe it was a disposable camera, but anyway, the flash
went off and they shut the whole thing down. They
didn't know who in the group did it, and they
threw us all out, all eight of us.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
I feel like the strip club, especially over the years
when we were, you know, forced to do appearances there,
they were throwing people out for getting handsy, for being
too hammered, for any aggressive behavior towards another dude, or
like the girl walks by and you grab her buns,
you're gone.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah, but you can't be doing that. It's a strip
club and these guys are you look, don't touch.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, it's the rules.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Mid two thousands there was a lot of people getting
handsy and then sent to the showers.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Please say the twenty five year old suspect that just
being kicked out of the club when he drove the
truck into a group of people standing.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
At the entrance. Now you're in trouble, pal one.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, because one person was killed and two others were injured.
The driver was also injured is now in critical condition.
So he screwed himself up. Oh no, he's never he
must have been hammered.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Ever gonna see a boob again?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Oh yeah, well you might see a big man might
be attached to a guy named Bubba, and I get that.
Oh yeah, the driver is in constandy on charges of
first degree murder, attempted murder and d UI manslaughter.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's ridiculous, dude, dumb, dumb, that's I mean, maybe we
should have flipped those. That guy's probably.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Fool but I mean he takes dumb ass to another level. Yeah,
he's just a hot head.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
When you were kicked out, you could have just gone home.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
And if I'm not mistaken, it's it's not even full
nudity there, oh man.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Probably not, or if it is, they don't serve alcohol.
Sometimes those rules are weird.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
There's the silliest rules like you having stickers over your
nipples do not?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
What does that? What does that do? And I think
we're I think organ is one of the only states
where you're allowed to take everything off, like even your bottoms. Yes,
and drink right.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
And and the alcohol is because the first strip club
I ever went to was in West Virginia and they
only served soda, but the girls could get fully naked.
So it's just like very wearing.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Though I mean I need the ied strip club.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I am doing it wrong, Like no way as far.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
As are extra creepy, I can't if you're sober to
strip club there.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
That's the value at some things. Yeah, evaluate something.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I'm only here because I'm making poor decisions tonight. Yeah,
and I need to make them all at once. Well,
there you go.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
More on those stories out one of five nine in
the brew dot com. We are going to listen to
your Metallica talkbacks in a few minutes. Someone's gonna win
some Metallica tickets today.

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Speaker 2 (30:27):
Here's Drew he Well.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Minnesota Vikings are on knife watch this morning because it
won't be until the doctors open up the knee of
JJ McCarthy and where they can decide whether to just
hem up his torn meniscus or.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Do a full repair. Full repair could be.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Devastating for his season, because you know, you need to
not just.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Be able to walk, you need to be able to
run away from the biggest humans on Earth.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Yeah, and he was looking good during the preseason, but
now he is on ice for the foreseeable future. Now
he has a bright outlook and says he'll come back
stronger and better, But anyone would say that when you're
looking at your knee that's partially destroyed. Also, this is
kind of a cool story. An ex NBA player, Royce White,

(31:18):
has won himself a Senate seat in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
This is the.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Same guy who was picked in the first round by
the Houston Rockets in twenty twelve but never played for
the team after disclosing that he had a mental health
issue and said he didn't want to fly to road games.
He signed a couple of ten day contracts with other
teams and it kind of cascaded his whole career.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
But he didn't stop there.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
He moved into politics and now has himself a seat
in the Senate. So if maybe one debilitation keeps you
from one thing, you know, do a.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Quick pivot and go somewhere else. Sure, there's the sports,
Thank you much, all right?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Coming up next, we're gonna listen to some Metallica talk backs. Hey,
who's got the better James Sepfield impression for Metallica tickets?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
We'll find out.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Coming up right after Ozzy Happy Wednesday, it's Tanner, Drew
and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 13 (32:14):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
All right, before we get to these Metallica talkbacks, I
got some text messages to get through to get to
on our on you know, our leasy way text line.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yes, this one comes from forty two ninety three.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
It says, my wallet lives in my center console of
the car. Yeah, we were talking earlier, like I cannot
sit on my wallet in my cards. I have a
bunch of cards in there of people I all never call.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I'd be afraid. I'd be afraid that I would leave
my wallet in my center council though that I would
always be forgetting it there.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, yeah, I would lose I've definitely done that.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
And that's part of the reason I don't take it
out of my pocket, because whenever I get creative, I
start to lose it, you know.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
So it's just I leave.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Her in there.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
I take it out because it hurts my back.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Man, I cannot and it hurts everything, like my hip,
you know, to sit on that wall and the mouth
at an angle.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
I need to get one that's just like a couple
of cards. There's no cash in this light.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's time for me to clean up my wallet, for sure.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
This text from thirty six to seventy three, says a Hoy.
Hoy is what you say before you guzzle a pint
of beer.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
It helps open your throat.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Works.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
All right, I'll take it. All right.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
So we are we're giving away Metallica tickets all this week,
Yeah we are.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
And each person.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Who wins the tickets to the show this week get
qualified for the grand prize, which your premium seats.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Like even closer to the stage.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
And I saw an aerial shot of the show in
Chicago recently, and it looks incredible.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
It looks incredible.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
I mean remember when they were at the Motu Center
and they had all these things coming down from the
ceiling and oh yeah, it's the same thing, just on
a bigger scale.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Right, And to have those premium seats at the end
of the week, to be right there where it's almost
surreal to the point where they're not even don't seem real.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
You're so close?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, right, because at a where is it? It's at
the football stadium, right, what's it called, Seattle? Yeah, Lumen.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Lumen is a lyman field field.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, it's like it's so large, and to be that
close in such a big venue, within a sea of people,
and you're just like right there, right, what a cool experience.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Well, let's listen to some Metallica talkbacks. Who's got the.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Better James Hefield impression this morning? So this was one
from yesterday. All right, we played I think sometime during
the show. We after the winner told him that he'd
be involved. Hey hey, hey, hey in a win on
in a win all down that road.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Some Craig, Craig, get some Craig's pretty good. That's not bad.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Start.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, this talkback comes from Justin five four three two one, all.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Right, it's his name, and he gave us his James
Headfield impression.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
A happy bing bong Wednesday, Gas, here's my entry for
James after Master?

Speaker 6 (35:01):
Where is the dreams? And I've been after Master?

Speaker 7 (35:05):
Master? You promise so only last laughter?

Speaker 6 (35:09):
Laughter?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh here is laughter laughter, laughter, laughing at my crist.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
As ang As like he's listening to it on headphones.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Yeah, and that's what you hear sounds about parent he
should be saying.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah, exactly, seize land. Yeah, uh fat Thors in a sentry? Okay,
would you like to hear fat Thor's shirt James Fields?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Okay, m hm?

Speaker 7 (35:35):
Who when I burn fueless pumping engines, burning hot, loose
and clean and not a burn turn in my direction.
Quench my thirst with gasoline.

Speaker 15 (35:54):
So give me feel, give me back, let me trouble travels.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, that is fat.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
Or James Field impression.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
That's pretty good. I do appreciate that. I appreciate that
he's sang a different part of the song.

Speaker 9 (36:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
People like a lot of people are sitting fuel. They're
just going give me fuel, give me fog. That that
that's it.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, and that's here, that's show us more. At this point.
When I hear that, I'm like, I'm just I'm moving on.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Yeah, because now we're given points for creativity here.

Speaker 8 (36:24):
You know.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
So and you hear the same line over and over,
you get an ear bleed, Like it gets to a point.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
So yeah, let's be creative, all right. This one is
from Liam. Liam sent us a talk back with his James.

Speaker 16 (36:39):
Field depression frendon tic tick tick tick tick talk, Fredden
Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick talk, Fridden dick dick, dick,
dick dick dick duck Friden dick dick dick dick dick
dick talk.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I don't know, I don't know, that song. Is that
a metallic as song must be, Laura? Are you google
tick tick TikTok?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah, and it is? Is it just called frank frantic?

Speaker 5 (37:05):
You know, you don't have to know every song to
be a fan, that's for sure. And that to me
is a b se wow fr Well, I like in
a song it sounds different. He's super passionate about Breton.
I can hear it.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
It's called frantic, and it was. It's from sant Anger,
which may be why we're not familiar with it.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
All right, that's frantic.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
This is.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Sometimes the lyrics like like some people are doing the
lyrics of these songs I'm going water?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Are those the actual lyrics? Like this one? Iues This
is from Jesse Jesse sense it's his talk.

Speaker 17 (37:48):
Back Metallico one laying man, his taking my sight, taking
my speech, taking my hearing, taking my arms, taking my legs,
taking my soul.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
Let me with laughing.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Here all the lyrics tick him out arms, stick them
my legs.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yes, So it's just I never really thought about it.
I always just let the song do its thing in
your legs just a torso.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
All right.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
This one comes from a J.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
A J.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Hendrick send us a talkback for his chance of Metallica
tickets okay, and gave us his best James Headfield impression.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
What's up, brew crew, it's a j again.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I can't get enough of this James Headfield stuff.

Speaker 9 (38:32):
Here.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
You go.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Like you get to wind up for.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Fortune than meroell Vane, don't insane, but the mamory remains.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Hey, that's pretty.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Good morning, everybody get it.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
It's gonna be a leader in the clubhouse. Old aj
is the best one so far. I think that's for sure.
Damn do we just I feel like it's over already
for this morning? The age? That was a pretty good swing.
You like that one? I like that one? Are you
sure you are? You? Do you have something else? You
sure you don't like? Elizabeth?

Speaker 12 (39:17):
Take my fight, take my speech, take my choking, my arms,
taking my list, take my.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Looking with taking my arms the lyrics, isn't she the
one is taken to a vote?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
It's pretty close.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
She did drop in one of five nine the bow.
I think I do believe at the extra points for
the shut up one of five nine.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Some things you don't want your name on? I gotta
be honest, guys, my my votes for a this morning.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Yeah, I'm going I think my votes for board with
that A J.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
A Meroe Lane, don't insane the mamory remain.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
La.

Speaker 6 (40:02):
Have a good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yeah good, not.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Bad, not bad at all. Well, congratulations A J. Hendricks,
my friend, I think you just got yourself tickets to
go see Metallica.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Bangbom. Doesn't A J. Hendrick sound like a rock star name?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Certainly does it sounds like No, it sounds like a
mix between a boy band member and a rock if
the combined the two.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
AJ Hendrick, What up, dumbasses, it's AJ Hendricks. I feel
like you could say, welcome.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
To my YouTube channel.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
All right, Uh, you have a chance of Metallica tickets
all week.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Of course. All you gotta do is download the iHeartRadio
app and send us a talkback message to win. If
you don't have it, download it for your cell phone.
It's free. You have until Friday to get these talkbacks in.

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To win yourself some Metallica tickets.

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Waiting Hey hey here, oh now heye rabbit hell hell,
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I think they had to retire this song from t
r L on MTV back in the day. We spent
so long on the count chicking ass.

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It's one of my favorites.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
All right, we got tickets, so you no repeat italic
a weekend in Seattle all this week on.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
The Brew Story. It's now time for our new segment,
The Big Story, where we go around the room sharing
and we think the biggest stories of the day are. Laura,
would you like to go first?

Speaker 9 (41:53):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah, I can go first. So I think the Big
story is because I know we're all big fans of
Chuck each Cheese.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
Right.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I loved Chuck e Cheese.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Okay, so not so much anymore. But if you're still
a fan, they are launching membership plans. So the Family
Entertainment Chain gonna be offering unlimited visits for a monthly fee,
starting at eight bucks for the Bronze tier to thirty
dollars if you want the Gold tier that includes a
number of games per visit, discounts on food and drinks,

(42:28):
things like that.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Well, give me discounts on ski ball because I'll be
there all day. Just owning little kids.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Yeah, I mean, depending on your tier, you might want
to buy the gold tier if you want those unlimited
ski ball games. But yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Right, that's right, Ricky, Stop crying, go to your mom,
and I'm on a slice of pizza on the next cho.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
So if you've got kids, or you're just a giant creep,
you might want to consider a Chuck E Cheese members
not a creep.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I just want to and I'm here to win titles
and then get that in the Olympics. That's what I'm saying.
I think the big story to me is the week.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Demand has sent gas prices down, which is good for US.
Gas price has dropped two cents over last week to
an average of three dollars and eighty seven cents a gallon.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Now the national average is.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Still a little bit below us, but it's a pretty
good bit of movement. I'd like to get it closer
to three or maybe nice how to high two sound,
but maybe I'm talking about the dark ages at this point.
Anytime we're moving down, that's good news. But we've got
Labor Day weekend coming up. We'll get those prices head
and north lets people gas up.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Just like you said, though, low demand or weak demand
or whatever that is. See, see if we demand less
of it, they'll lower the prices. So let's just stop
buying things for a second and see what happens, and
see if they'll bring down the prices on some other stuff.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Seriously, it's like people can't afford to go on as
many trips as they used to, so they stay put.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
They don't buy gas, right, I think the big store
the day is the polder Geist House is for sale.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Oh yeah, who's going to be moving into that? Not me?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
The house from the film polder Geist is up for sale.
It's a two three seventy three square foot two story
home and Simmi Valley, featuring four bedrooms, two and a
half bathrooms, and a pool and a jacuzzi. And it's
listed at a little over one point one million dollars TV.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Yeah girls still living there, she's probably haunt.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
I would think that they would have, like, you know,
pictures from the movie up. It's just a million dollars.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
I mean it's like one point whetalgia would be would
be a little bit of a drive.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Simmy Valley again.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Is that California?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah? I think so? Yeah, God, I thought an apartment
was that in California? No, I know, it's probably like
way far out in the middle of nowhere or something.
I don't know. But yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Polder Geist house is for sale, and I'm assuming somebody
will buy it and turn that into an airbnb right away. Yeah,
so you can, you know, relive that movie.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
This house is already Yeah, well maybe that could be
the move. You buy it, make it that investment property.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I love Polder guys, that movie was so good. Just
traumatize me as a kid man, you know, baby, baby,
why are you.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Can?

Speaker 9 (45:28):
All right?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I'm freaked down a line? Yeah, bringing up old memories
you guys.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Uh, we'll put some pictures up if you want to
see it. Because I I like looking at real estate porn.
I love looking at the insides of houses that are
for sale. So check all that stuff out at one
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Speaker 2 (45:57):
Habby Wednesday, So we want to know this morning, what's
the last thing you stole as an adult, maybe your kid.
I don't know what's the last thing you stole.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
It could have been a long time ago, could have
been when you when you had you know, when you
were a gang or something.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yeah, before you turned your lever run in the main
streets of Portland. And when you're young, you're you're dumb.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
But you're also you can kind of take a couple
of knocks, so you give things more risk.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Age six six, four four five on five nine is
a number. What is the last thing you stole?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
The reason we ask is a new survey found that
nearly a quarter of American adults have shoplifted.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
WHOA I would have thought a lot.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Is that on purpose or on it? Because you know it's.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Sometimes you do it like you don't you forget there's
like some coal under your cart and you push your
cart out. Yeah, then go back when you're unloading, because.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
You see, I just I have too much of a
guilty conscience. Like the last thing I almost stole was
when I put a it was like a step ladder
and it was underneath my cart, you know, and I
went through the whole checkout, never took the step ladder out,
just walked right out with it, and I got to
my car and I realized what I had done, and
I was like, oh, I should just I should just leave,
but no, I turned around with the step ladder and

(47:07):
checked out with.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Thrown that off as a score and right in the
trunk and drove off.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
It's commendable, but that's a bigger item, you know, like
a half rack of PEPSI is like, eh, what is
this a it's inventory in.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
The way I suppose if it's a couple, it's one
hundred dollars or something. Yeah, that you're really stealing at
that point, and.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
It's a place you frequent probably if that's your hardware stowing.
Remember last time you were in we saw that well,
by the way, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Laura would have that happen the one time she's stealing.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
A new survey from lending Tree reveals that a close
to a quarter of American adults have shoplifted uh and
around around one and twenty people have done it within
the last year. The research finds it ninety percent of
recent shoplifters say they do it because of inflation and
the current economy.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
The most sad five percent of people are doing it
within a year. The most commonly stolen items are food
and now an alcoholic rinks, followed by clothing, accessories or jewelry. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
See that bums me out when I hear people are
just like buying a cent or stealing essentials, like.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
What about stealing a sweet chain?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Like if I see that so much, I don't feel
so bad for you.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Then when I see the videos as somebody pushing a
card out and if it's like full of diapers.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
I'm like, dude, Yeah, diapers are expensive. Yeah, don't know
how you can afford that even in the real world.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
They also sell super good on my Amazon.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Store, get it half price.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
So, yeah, what's the last thing you stole? And you know,
you can be anonymous if you like. You can send
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Speaker 2 (48:39):
What is the statute of limitations on things?

Speaker 5 (48:41):
I wonder you know, like twenty years for petty shoplifting,
it's if you did it ten years ago, you've got
to be good.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
I would certainly think what about less than ten.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
What about destruction of like a city property while you're
doing it.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Would that have a I don't know that might have.

Speaker 18 (48:57):
I think like murder is the only thing that care.
Is any sort of life span on on that sort?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
What's the statue of limitations on petty theft? Right?

Speaker 11 (49:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:07):
I think three to five years.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
A statue of limitations for petty theft and organ is
two years after the crime. Oh okay. This applies to
misdemeanor theft, which is when the value of the stolen
items is less than a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
The statute of limitations for felony theft, which is if
it's over a grand is three years.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Oh okay, So all that's good because I mean I
was going to ask how much is a parking meter?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Because that was mine?

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Oh yeah, buddy and mine and May We were walking
back and we were no longer lived in our fraternity house,
but we were walking back to catch a cab. And
I don't know if I pushed the meter first or
if he pushed the meter first. Next thing, you know,
we're like wiggling this parking meter ye back and forth
until it finally fell out. He goes back and gets

(49:54):
a truck and we throw this thing in. There is
two thousand and two, maybe two thousand and one a
half maybe two thousand and two.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
You know where I thought this story was going. I
thought you were just going to say you failed to pay.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
That's what I thought you told me.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
We took and it was the old school meter. I mean,
this thing was so heavy. He was in much better
shape than me. But we struggled like it was a
bag full of bodies, not just one. And we got
it in the truck. We took it to the basement
of the frat house, and everyone who was around tried
to open it with.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Drills. I don't know what, trying to get to an
ATM machine. To be honest, we battled to this thing
when we were drinking and having fun. Well we did it.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
But that thing, when the house got foreclosed on it,
it was in the basement, oh man, full of coins
because we never got into it.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Well then fell but I got the money back. I
would say I would side with you, but I have
a feeling.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Are we all just get a gloss over the foreclosure?

Speaker 4 (50:51):
It was like I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
It was a frat house.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
So yeah, we want to know what what's the last
thing you stole? Eight sixty six four four, five one
five nine is the phone number, beef Water.

Speaker 15 (51:02):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
You mentioned that you stole something? What was the last thing?

Speaker 18 (51:05):
Last thing I stole was I guess pseudo accidentally I
stole parking at the rose Quarter because you.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Told me about this, and that seemed pretty intentional. It
was all full.

Speaker 18 (51:14):
It wasn't intentional at first, and then I got it,
never realized that why.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
Am I leaving?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
So tell us what?

Speaker 15 (51:21):
So?

Speaker 18 (51:21):
Yeah, it was all full, you know how it is
when you got a double show down there at the
at the Rose Quarter. So nothing, and I didn't want
to walk from the convention center with my kids, so
I'm like, man, so I'm the I tried to just
bribe the lady and I'm like, can I just give
you twenty bucks and you can just let me park?
And she's like, now I can't do that. Passes only okay,
all right? So can I at least turn around? And

(51:42):
she's like, yeah, no problem. So as soon as I
pull in, she starts reading.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Her book again, like it's it's over for her.

Speaker 18 (51:48):
I make one lap and I realized she's not looking
for me to leave, and so I just rolled all
the way up and went to the top of the
parking garage and there's like forty spots, and I go,
I guess, I guess here is where we stop.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Wait, so then you didn't have to walk out past
the boot you go down.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Just go down the stairs out of there.

Speaker 15 (52:07):
There.

Speaker 18 (52:07):
I looked at the cars around me. There was no
nobody had anything on the dash or whatever.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
She just immediately tuned out. Yeah, she didn't give a
surgeon right back into that book.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
I would have taken that twenty bucks and done the
exact same thing.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
If I was, yeah, now, were you worried after you
left the vehicle there, I would have this little, a
little thing in my head like they might just come
tow me.

Speaker 19 (52:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (52:26):
I mean I thought about it for a second. Then
I realized that this, yeah, it's not gonna have And
I went all the way to the top and like
I said, there was nothing to you were lost in,
nothing to distinguish my car from an Yet that.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
If she put her her face back in the book,
that quickly she forgot about you in that car with
two and she's not walking anywhere.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
She's like, I did my job. I told you you
can't park here. What you do after that is.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Right, I bet that would have been a hassle just
for her to take care of it. Sure, you know
what I mean? Like whatever, dude, I you know, I'm
just here to read and to let people in. I'm
off at eleven thirty, so.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Sometimes accidents happened.

Speaker 18 (52:57):
I would never encourage anybody to do something like that,
but lo and behold, it was.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
The opportunity presents if you fall into a crime. It's different.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
We're getting text messages on an our lazy boy text
line at nine to eight one nine seven. What's the
last item you stole? This text comes from twenty six
to twelve. It says I used to steal food from
different Walmart stores around town about ten years ago because
I could barely afford to feed myself. I'm extremely grateful
that I don't have to do that anymore.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Yeah, this is gonna sound booshye, but why wouldn't you
steal better stuff? Like I mean, it's you go to
Walmart for a good deal, but you're stealing it.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Maybe he knows the system.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yeah that's fair, but I mean, trety guard, there might
be a little lumpy.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
I feel like if you're stealing from a news seasons
or something. I think they're more likely to tackle you
in this door.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Yeah, Amy, right, Yeah, you might get a felony for
the price of the grocery, right.

Speaker 18 (53:47):
If you're down on your luck in this day and age.
I've thought about this a lot, Like it seems like
it's not a bad time with all of the like
Uber eats, door dash stuff where food's just sitting there,
nobody checks anything. It seems like you would be able
to eat fairly easily by just cruising through, walking into
a Jersey Mics or whatever and just grabbing a bag
and roll.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Just pretending you're an Uber driver with purpose.

Speaker 18 (54:08):
If I order, if I order a sandwich and I
go like, nobody's asking me to prove anything.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
I don't have to show a receipt.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
They just look at the tag. Oh, this one's for
talking you.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
Yeah, you got them for Darren.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
This text comes from nineteen twelve. It says I stopped
stealing food.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
I stopped stealing for so long, but I caved and
stole from the fair. I stole some pretty crystals and
rocks and some food from Safeway. He stole rocks like
just there on the table from some But if some
little mom and pop vendor.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
You stole their magic rocks.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
But if I leave them in the sun, they're gonna
give me superpowerful.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Whatever I think. Stolen crystals, that's bad juju right coming
for you.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
It's like and then I got hit by a sedan.
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Text comes from fifty five ninety five is is stealing
and blaming it on inflation is only going to uh uh,
you know, make the prices.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Can stay in our lane.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I still remember the phone call we got from that
person who.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
I, oh, yeah, the detergent.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
The laundry detergent is never full, so they would empty
laundry detergent into other like like jugs of laundry detergent
so they could get a foilder.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
I want to say, I will it is a hall
of fame call. I will never forget. I'm just not
paying for half a drug. Survival out there, guys, survival
and somebody say this is a little light, sorry, ninety
seven to fifty five says I still chicken and steaks.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I'll put two packs in one bag and then head
to the self check out and scan the cheapest pack
of meat.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Okay, so advice.

Speaker 18 (55:42):
They got cameras And I only learned this on my
YouTube videos because they you know a lot of people
getting busted for shoplifting and there's a camera right over
that thing. They're watching everything that you scan and.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
They can away with it.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Well, they're getting away with it now because what they're doing,
like the videos that you're watching, I'm watching them now
where they're going. And as soon as they bust you
and they decide to, they still have the other four
files they have like here's you this day.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Here see this day. Like if you keep doing it,
you're gonna be screwed.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
It took me thirty seven times and they took me
right down.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
More of your calls coming up? What is the last
item you stole? Eight six, six, four, five.

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If it doesn't happen in twenty five, I'm just gonna
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still waiting for the knife results on JJ McCarthy, the
first round pick of the Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Who might be lost for the year.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
I'm just hoping, you know, hoping and a praying, waiting
for the scalpel we'll let you know.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
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Speaker 3 (57:42):
All right, this morning, we want to know what's the
last item you stole? Maybe it was a long time ago,
maybe it was recently. We're asking because a new survey
found that nearly a quarter of adults have shoplifted.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
Mm hm, I thought, I thought that's a probably a
pretty approximate one and four.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I always wonder too, how many people are not telling
the truth.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Yeah, on a survey, of course, I've I would never yeah,
not even the grapes that one time.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Yeah, we want to know what's the last item you stole?
Eight six six, four four five one oh five nine.
You can also shoot us a talkback message to the
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Speaker 2 (58:19):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the brew.

Speaker 13 (58:22):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Happy Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (58:32):
It is uh.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
August fourteenth. I don't know, man, remind you that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
That means we are less than ten days away from
bacon and beer.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Is that is crazy?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
It's going down August twenty third at Mcminimon's in Forrest,
Grove the first time we've ever been out there, So
coming out if you've never been to a bacon and
beer before. Everyone who shows up gets free bacon and
someone's gonna walk away with a free trip to Las
Vegas to see Bert Kreischer at Resorts work.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Yeah, yes, be fodder.

Speaker 18 (59:01):
I think that's great. It's gonna be a fun time.
Can't Vegas, Drew, you were just there. It's still warm
and nice place to go and hang out for a
couple of days, have some cocktails, hang out by the pool,
watch a little comedy.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
How do you Go Wrong?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Yeah, and it smells like you're in there too, so
you're gonna you're gonna feel Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
You're in there, not you, but just bodily. My stink
is everywhere this morning.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
We want to know, though, what's the last item you stole,
whether it was intentionally or unintentionally, Like, I think the
last item of my stole was an unintentional item. And
I left in my cart at the bottom, and I
just I think it was cat litter and I put
I pushed it right out to the and cat litter
is kind of expensive.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
And you're like going all the way back and.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I have to admit.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
I did not go back in like Laura did. I
just said, oh, well, I think this is a score.

Speaker 18 (59:47):
I feel like stealing is like the intent. You didn't
set out to steal it. I didn't do it purpose,
but once.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
I did notice it in the parking lot, and then
continued to.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
Everything every thief needs to Casey, Well, you didn't really
steal that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I mean, was it in your heart? He didn't really,
Let's be honest. Once I spotted it in my cart
and noticed it and I was still in the parking lot,
I stole it. Yeah, ay, exactly. But what I'm saying,
Casey can butter it up the way I looked at
it as I got out of the I got out
of the store. She didn't stuff it in your jack. No,
you're right, I didn't have ill like. There was no
ill intent there. But you know how quickly your mind goes.

(01:00:25):
I've spent so much money.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Right, especially when it's like a big box.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
And I think we can both agree eleven dollars is
a little much.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Now I feel like a Mom and pop or something,
you know, like a hobby store.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
I want to go to the question for you though,
If there were no consequences, Like if you knew you
weren't going to get busted, would you steal more often? No,
So it's a it's a moral issue.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I think it depends on the my age. If I
was a kid, Yeah, this is you know some of
the stuff like dog food.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
You know when when before the pandemic, the dog food
that I would buy for Bear before he passed was
twenty bucks. By the time the pandemic was over, jumped
to like thirty nine dollars, right, I.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Think there should be a pay what you want, Paul,
I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Like, so I don't know if I were struggling and
he needed to eat.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Yeah, dude, I'm now if.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
He's gonna say my kids aren't gonna eat, I'm gonna
steal everything you have.

Speaker 9 (01:01:13):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
It's just like that's how Drew puts a ski mask
on bricks in your house. If you were going to
get into that, we're going to get into the zero out.

Speaker 18 (01:01:20):
Think about the inconvenience that has come from the rapid
growth of of theft. Like I tried to buy some
fingernail clippers and they were locked up, So you got
to then go and find somebody that doesn't doesn't have
the key, and then they got to find the dude
that's got the key, and he's mad that he's got
to stop what he's doing to go on the same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
It's a whole sock.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I do the same thing when I buy teeth whitening strips,
and I have to like go to the person and
feel awkward, like I want my teeth to turn yellow.

Speaker 14 (01:01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
The other day I was I was buying wax strips
for my mustache and I had to call someone and
be like, yeah, I'll just take those down there, and
he's like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
The mustache, these are for men.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Man, I think it's safe to say that, Casey, did
you ever actually get those nail clippers out of the
covered You look like a vampire.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
They're not yeah, right, due, No.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
No, he's They're okay. They're nicely manicured. I think they're
nicely filed.

Speaker 18 (01:02:14):
But no, I keep them in my desk, in my car,
I keep them everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
He's getting a wall. Why did you use him? Stop
keeping them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
He's the guy who clips his nails on an airplane.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
That's how he weapons. You can't fly with them.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
We want to know what's the last item you stole?
Eight six six, four, four, five, one five nine. Not
a lot of people call him for this, and I
know there are thieves that listening, and they saw audience
right now they are lying.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
No, it's like that chapstick in your pocket. You didn't
pay for that, Brad you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
I didn't even know how to. We're getting some text
messages on a lazy By text line at nine eight
one nine seven. This text comes from twenty eight to
twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
It says the last time I stole it was unintentional
before COVID uh stole a thirty six pack of bottled
water on the bottom of the cart and they totally
forgot about it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
I mean, just trying to hide right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
And it is pretty lame. You know that water costs
what it does.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Sorry, it occurs natural in nature.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Trying to survive.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
This text comes from twenty one to forty two. It says,
my friends and I used to steal road signs when
we were in high school. Oh yeah, I kept tools
in my car and if we saw one we wanted,
we took it. You can imagine my dad's surprise when
he went into the basement and find it found a
pile of road signs being stored.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
And it's funny until you take a stop sign, you know,
like some of these things are there because you're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
I broke.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I broke the lot when I was a kid once
and me and my friend Eric stole a bunch of
street signs from a construction site. They'd say like detour
and these were the big orange ones, and I was
building a fort out of them in my backyard.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
I had almost completed this fort. We just needed something
for like a door. Went back to the lot one
more time to get the door.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
And we pushed it across the street and then right
then a cop turned down the alley. Two cops showed
up eventually, and they almost like they were scaring us
because I think we were kids, but yeah, they were
telling us they were going to take us to jail.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Because yeah, as kids, it doesn't seem like much. Yeah,
I just it's just a big giant detour sign.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
It would have happened to the pile of signs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
I had to tear my entire fort down and take
them back.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
I hope you guys know you're destroying a fort right
now and a kid's dream.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
It's fine, though, like You're not the only ones working
on a construction project here the going.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
This text message comes from eighty three to ninety one.
It says, thirty years ago, I ordered a double deck
package from a double deck place and put it on
my card and canceled it a day later because I
was going on vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
But they delivered it anyway, and they never came back.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
So got stealing. That's a stealing, that's that's their fault.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
That's the male fairy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Yeah, that actually dropped that off at your house and
everyone's had that time, right, But I canceled that and
then there's no record of it still getting there, right,
And Amazon has given away so much product that way.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Yeah, there's times where things that have shut up broken
or it was the wrong item, and they're just like whatever,
We're just we'll send you another one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Just keep it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
I mean a deck though, that's that's not Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
It's standard. Drew and Laura, good morning, Hi, all right,
what morning? What's the last item you stole?

Speaker 20 (01:05:08):
Oh my god, this is sick. A two pack of
big lighters that was a pathetic. Okay, So I was
in Safeway getting a getting compensated for some pants that
got bleached built on them by one of their employees,
my pants, and so I'm standing in front of the customers.

(01:05:31):
I know, it's trust me, it's worse. I'm standing in
front of the customer service waiting on this now to
get done with me, and there's you know, lighters hanging there,
and so do I need him? Know? Can I sure?
I can?

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Just why the crime of opportunity?

Speaker 9 (01:05:45):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:05:47):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 20 (01:05:47):
It was disgusting. But yeah, here's the ticker. I ride
a bike and I locked it out on the bike,
standing do my grocery shop and go back out. I've
got the cue pack a lot in my.

Speaker 14 (01:06:00):
Pocket, and someone's talking, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
You're steal too lighter. Someone steals your bike and on.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Top yeah yeah, and you're you're doing your bleach scam
at the same time, and you're you're asking them for
for money for your pants, which and while they're trying
to get you some cash or discuss to get you
steal from them.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Okay, but true, if somebody, if somebody still, if someone
spilled bleach on your pants, you'd be going back trying
to get some money.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
How often I mean, I'm not saying that that happened
how often is it's like whoa, here's a bleach.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I'd be willing to bet that that story never happened.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
I got a feeling you're thirty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Bis.

Speaker 19 (01:06:58):
At that moment, that's my only mode of transportation. The
only thing I have of value other than that is
the house I live in. And I'm thinking, if I
continue to rip off stupid shit like light you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
You can't. You can't say the S word. But she
was saying, if I continue to rip off stupid s
like lighters, then Karena is gonna get my house too. Probably.
We appreciate your calling. I'm sorry things are man the scam.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
I would love if she would just come clean and
tells how it all works.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
You got your bike, bat.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
We got some talk back messages to the iheartradiop You
of course consider us when any time. Just download the
iHeart radiop for your cell phone.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Hello. Oh, I love it when people send quiet once
here here's a.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Land hey brew crewe fat or here heard you guys
talking about stealing stuff?

Speaker 9 (01:07:45):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
I haven't stolen anything since I was thirteen, but I
mean it wasn't anything major.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I just go into fred Myers and eat the hot
bar food and not pay for it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
But my buddy's daughter who's seventeen, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Why they got rid of it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
You notice Freddy's doesn't have hot food any once because
a fat.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
I don't think that's probably why.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
But oh it's look the guy, look at that lunch box.
He put him out of business.

Speaker 21 (01:08:05):
Almost Morton Brewer Crew back a couple of years ago,
went to Disneyland for the first time, stopped at the
Ballast Point brewery that's on site. Was furious that it
was twenty dollars beers and fifteen dollars for this stupid
little keychain that I wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
They said, just go ahead and bring them back to
the table and.

Speaker 21 (01:08:22):
You can get paid paid for everything all at once.
I hid the thing behind the napkins, hoping that they
didn't see it. Scored have a good day, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Well that's their fault for but you know that's me.
You won a good thing, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
The but the good systems like, don't worry, you're good. Yeah,
negative twenty dollars beer.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
What's the last item you took? Eight six, six, four
four five nine.

Speaker 13 (01:08:48):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Danner Drew and
Laura one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
O five nine the brew It's Portland's rock station. Tanner
to and Laura. We want to know what's the last
item you stole?

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
You know, it could have been a long time ago,
it could have been recently, because things are tight, tough,
you know, and money's tight. The survey found that nearly
a quarter of American adults have shoplifted, and.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
A lot of people say that they've done it in
the last year. What was that like?

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
It was five percent of people, yeah, one in twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
And that within the last year, one and twenty people
say they've shoplifted. So what was it that you stole?
Usually when I steal it by accident, especially as an adult.
I've never stolen anything intentionally as an adult, just walking
out of the grocery store and taking something without realizing
it didn't pay for it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Because I think any of us would steal before we
die of starvation. I mean, it would become you would
become the guy who needs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
To screw the laws. I'm eating the slims and whether
I paid shortly and to eat it before you cuff me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
This text comes from twenty one to fifty seven. It
says about fifteen years ago. I used to make a
business from stealing. I would charge people fifty percent of
the sticker price to steal the item for them, like tens, bicycles,
tools and food.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I was the limit. But I stopped. I stopped h
a store started.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
I stopped because store started to catch on boosting security
and such.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
I made about twenty K and was only caught once.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
Ooh, but just getting caught once like that, to me,
that is a reoccurring nightmare to just be in that
back room and you're the lowest thing on earth in
that moment.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
Randy Jones Professional Shop left to here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
I would have done this zero one four to force
in the text in and said I took twenty dollars
that was stuck in the cashtray of an ATM machine
at the store.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Dude, I would have done that, Dad, I would have
done that one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
That's like a score. I feel that that's just sitting there.
You don't know, no one knows who that is. It's
just going to go back to the store. Sorry, that's mine, yeah,
or some other persons to look around.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
You could look around and see if someone's running back
for it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
And also you're bad for not counting out your twenties
when you left the ATM, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Right or there? You know? Maybe, I don't know. Has
there ever been a glitch for the thing just started
spinning money?

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
I've been guilty of grabbing at the wad before and
then feeling that I was under like I didn't get enough,
but I didn't count it till later. So, and you're
kind of sl I probably have left one behind in
a in a hurry.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
What's the last item you stole? We got out of
the talk back message to the IHET radio app.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Warning Brew crew, this is Big John.

Speaker 22 (01:11:12):
So during training when I go out and help the
military train and I played bad guy in their scenarios,
they instructed me to try to steal the radio. Well,
the radio was strapped to the back of the soldier,
so it ended up picking up the whole soldier and
carrying them off. And so that's technically stealing the radio

(01:11:36):
and kidnappings.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Wow, unique twist.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
We're commercial free thanks a lazy boy on the Brew.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Drew Laura Portland's rock station one five nine The Brew
Stannard You and Laura. All right, we are getting closer
and closer to bacon and beer, which is coming up
next Friday. Yes, mcmnimuons a Grand Lodge and Forest Grove kids.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I meant to hit this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
That's cool to speaking up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Speaking sometimes the wrong sound.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Speaking of money though, and this is pretty cool obviously.
If you are in Forest Grove, you're probably just gonna
drive to the party day of Maybe not though. The
Grand Lodge has like this big hotel setup and all
of mcminnimon's hotels are so so cool. But if you're
driving in from maybe a little further away, they're doing
a discount code just for us. So when you go

(01:12:30):
to check out, you type the promo code the brew
right and you'll get a percentage off. And the rooms
are pretty affordably priced. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
I was like, that's not that bad at all.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
No, it's more than sorry to interrupt you, but it's
more than just a hotel. You know, the night before
the party, you can go to dinner there, they have
bars there, they have all time. I mean, you could
you just make Thursday night the beginning of your weekend
and it's badass.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
I think I'm going to stay the night on Thursday night. Yeah,
I think I'm gonna stay just because I don't. I
also don't want to wake up at in the morning,
you have to go to bacon and beer.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
But right, it's an early morning even if you're not
driving in from out of town, so might as well stay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Yeah, what's the website for that? It's just a minimums.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
G if you just google Grand Lodge or mcminimu's Forest Grove.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I'm sure, all right, yeah, but we will be broadcasting
live Friday, August twenty third, between six and ten am.
That's next Friday, between six and ten am.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Everyone who shows up gets free bacon, delicious greasy, finger
licking bacon. We also have a free trip to Las
Vegas to see Bert Kreischer to give away. Now, the
party's free and open anyone and everyone, but you have
to be a finalist to win that trip, and we
will put about I don't know five people on that
list in less than ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
It's Tanner, Jew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 13 (01:13:41):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
One five nine to Brew Sannder Dow and Laura. You know,
we have a lot of phone lines here in the studio,
like twelve phone lines. Yeah, and once in a while,
because they're not all the same number.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
We'll get a you know, sim little dialist by accident.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Like a straight hotline number.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Yeah, and today we got a random call from it,
says American Airlines on the phone, American Airlines.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Well, and we're gonna let beave to this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Hello hellos Carol, Hi, Carol.

Speaker 23 (01:14:12):
Hey, is there somebody that can bring up there's supposed
to be a bunch of empty boxes down there that
cargo brought over yesterday. Can anybody bring them over and
drop them off at Parasel seven?

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Yeah? Hold on, let me transfer to the guy who's
responsible for all this cornelius. Someone on the phone at
the Cardboard question. Hello, this is Carol.

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
Hey, Carol, how are you doing?

Speaker 23 (01:14:34):
Okay? There's supposed to be there's supposed to be a
whole bunch of empty boxes that cargo dropped off yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Uh huh.

Speaker 23 (01:14:41):
Can somebody drop them off at Carousel seven for me?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Have you called Janice?

Speaker 18 (01:14:48):
Janice in the in the corporate office. She handles everything
cardboard related ever since. Did you see the email from
Stan on Tuesday?

Speaker 15 (01:14:58):
No.

Speaker 18 (01:14:59):
Yeah, there's a whole new protocol with cardboard. The whole
thing is just incredible. I would hit up Janie. She
will send me an email that gives me the authorization
to let people know where this cardboard.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
May or may not be.

Speaker 23 (01:15:12):
It's down on the ramp.

Speaker 6 (01:15:14):
I'm not even allowed with the ramp anymore.

Speaker 18 (01:15:17):
Uh, this might be for Barry now that I think
about it. Still go with Janis first, then maybe to
Barry and we'll see if we can't get to the
bottom of this cardboard situation.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
You said, what terminals this need to go to?

Speaker 23 (01:15:29):
Again, it's not a terminal. It's just Carousel seven.

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
Carousel seven, that's Steve's territory. He's on vacation.

Speaker 23 (01:15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
I think we're gonna have to circle back to Janice.

Speaker 23 (01:15:42):
Okay, I'll talk, I'll call them.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
Yeah, thank you, all right, Sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Lady's probably so confused, like who I gotta call Berry
now too?

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
God, I hate Barry.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Thanks pe Faughter, We appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
We got another edition of the Dumbouts of the Day
coming up. Oh we already did that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Actually, well yeah, well we'll figure something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Mother more stuff coming up.

Speaker 13 (01:16:02):
Hang on, you're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura
Danner Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
So I want to know what you guys think because
I'm really on the fence here, and I kind of
feel like an a hole for not wanting to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Don't worry, I'll tell you if you're an a hole
or not.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
So I kind of mentioned this earlier at the top
of the show. There's a radio station I used to
work for here in town. It's Z one hundred, Boiler's
double world hit music station.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Yeah, they are celebrating I think their fortieth year or
something like that, thirtieth year. I can't remember what.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
I want to say, it's forty It's got to be
more than thirty in my mind because I was forty
two when I was a little kid.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's when I was listening to it too,
And so I think they are celebrating their their fortieth birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
But I want to make this clear because I think
I've seen the flyers for this. This is not something
put on by the radio station.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
So it's it's by a bunch of people who used
to work for Z one hundred, Like yeah. The guy
who's starting it, I think is Dano, who used to
be on the Morning Zoo back in the day with
Nelson and all those dudes. You knows, John Murphy and
Valerie Ring and Officer.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Tony Glory Day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Yeah, and so I think there there, So it's going
to be a lot of those people, a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
From like the Z one hundred back in the day.
And it's like a three day event right where there's
a dinner and then like we're going to take a
tour of the old radio station on macatam interesting and
all this stuff, and it's they want eighty eight dollars
for it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Do they even have Like is this and.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
That's the discount by the way, if I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Buy it by like the end of this week early disco, yeah,
it goes up to one hundred and three dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
So is this above board? I'm kind of surprised that
our company is not saying, excuse me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
I think private event. I asked our company about it,
and they're like, we don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
It's just like, well, I mean, if people are making
money off of it, you'd think they'd be like, wait
a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
Think I think the attempt is to break even, you know,
because if they're gonna have dinner for them and they're
going to have you know, if the drinks are catered, yeah,
it's probably not for profit.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
I just think, damn, I don't want to spend eighty
eight two one hundred dollars to hang out with a
bunch of people I haven't talked to.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
In twenty years. Coworkers, coworkers, some of you didn't even
like me.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Three days? Why three days?

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
That's actually?

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
Yeah, so you get three days worth for your HOUNDI
or you're eighty eight, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Like it's not like it's not like a retreat. We
don't go to like aurse together.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Yeah, do the trust falls.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
I go to this bar, go to this restaurant, sit
at this bark. I don't remember exactly. I could pull
it up here because.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
Stacy Lynn from K one O three is also alumni. Yeah,
because you guys could carpool.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I don't know if she's going to go or not.
Are they still on the air? Are they off it?

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
They're probably gone. Probably technically they're still on the air.
They probably physically they're not in the building, the gym
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Two and a half hours and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Then we're out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
The best two and a.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Half master that well, yeah, I don't still know. Am
I jerk for not wanting to spend eighty eight to
one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
On a resu if it's people that you don't even
really want.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
To see, I don't want to I want to see them,
but I don't want to spend dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
Stop in for a second and like catch up, But
like what else?

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Are they well away at the door because I didn't
spend the eighty eight bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Yeah, is there like a like a one day price
that you can do?

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
That's what I was because all I really want to
do is the one dinner. That's all I want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
And I feel like if I I could go and
spend less money, if I just paid for myself, I
could spend forty fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
On a dinner. Wouldn't that be funny?

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
They're all having like the family style buffet and Tanner's
got chicken strips.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Sorry, they'd all be jealous and good.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Yeah, my jerk eight six six four four five nine,
or you can shoot me a text message on her
lazy Boy text line nine.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
I guess my.

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
Problem is is that no reunion of mine ever lasts
for three days. You know, like even the in high school,
the people you spent four years with, you went through
puberty with these people, even.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Don't do three night my high school reunion. I don't
remember paying for it. Maybe definitely, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
But it wasn't three days. I guarantee you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Yeah, it wasn't a lot of money to wur I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
I'm going, oh my god, you know, like it was
eighty dollars is a kick in the tank right now?
Everything's expensive, Yeah, and like I feel like I'm being
juiced everywhere I go, and I really don't the guy
who's setting this up, like isn't even in radio anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
I was gonna say, are there people coming in from
out of town for this? I don't know, because you
could be I mean, a real a hole move would
be to find out who you want to see, get
in contact with those people, and be like something you
want to do on a meat on the side after
this whole thing, cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
On the groove, I can do a free event right
across the strike.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
But why yeah, just to take a tour of the
old radio station.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Which, by the way, it doesn't even look like that.
It's been gutted and they've turned it into an office building.
It doesn't even look like that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
You can take a trip down memory lane without paying
eighty eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
And what they do, what they want to do is
have dinner in the parking lot.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Okay, weird for okay.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
Okay, Now I hate trying to stay away from this question,
but I just can't anymore. And it's gonna it's gonna
make somebody sad. Are you gonna get roped into like
this is like has been hotel?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
I mean, I hate I'm not doing that, but but
you know what I'm meaning.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Your boss because he was taught, he was he was
like I told him I didn't want to pay for it.
He goes, well, fine, I'll buy it for you. Marshall
did Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
What? Yeah, so he's on board.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
He's on board, but your boss is on board if
he if he pays for me, I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
What are the redeeming?

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Why why would you go? Tanner? Like? What's the army?
I made it my first job guy, you guys radio
just me?

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Yeah? I did, like those guys because my first job
in radio was technically at Portland's Voice of Reconciliation thirteen
thirty K praise yes, but you are still legend.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
In my very first commercial radio station, the first f
M radio station I ever worked for was Z one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
Don't you think it'll also be a little depressing?

Speaker 23 (01:21:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Yes, And I don't want to spend eight dollars to
be sad man. I could go as your plus one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
I used to listen to it in the shower growing up,
wondering what was happening to my body?

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Having like seals?

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
Yeah, and then that's kind of weird exactly. I mean
it really was listening to your voice.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
No, I don't think he was listening a lot of time, Marshall.
Hey Marshall, it's Tanner, Drew and Laura alive on the air,
So don't say anything bad. Hey buddy, Well we're all here.
We were talking about the Z.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
One hundred reunion, and I really I don't want to
spend eighty eight dollars to go hang out with a
bunch of people that I haven't seen in twenty thirty years.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
What'd you call them? Would you call it? Drew?

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
This is not my conversation you Yeah, what did you say?
It was a good I said it might be a trick.

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
Well, I I you know, we had a long drawn
out conversation about it, and then I had to beg
the question, are you guys taking a trip to the
has Been hotel. I'm just wondering, eh am, I too cold.
This conversation wasn't about me, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
He just brought me back.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
I kind of liked.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Tanner's asking you for a handout. Let's get back to that.

Speaker 24 (01:22:55):
Yeah, yeah, let's so we just wrapped u up quickly
and just say, Tanner, I'll pay for you.

Speaker 9 (01:22:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
But Marshall, why, like, why do you want him to
go to this?

Speaker 24 (01:23:05):
Because lord, oh, I you know what.

Speaker 11 (01:23:07):
I think that if he wants.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
To go, so this is how he he weasels his.

Speaker 24 (01:23:13):
Way into it like this, because he's like, I don't
want to go. I don't want to spend the eighty
eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
You're not wrong with how, Darry, Yeah, I don't. I
would like to go see and and hang out with everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Sure, you're the only one who still has a job.
You could pay three days. Three days is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
I think three days is crazy, and I think eighty
eight bucks is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
I want to see you on day three do an
ultimate Frisbee with Sere.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Here's the thing, though, Marshall, if you pay for this event,
Tanner has to go, and he has to go for
all three days.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
I feel like, hell me, Like, if you do end
up paying for me, and again I told you in
the hallway you didn't have to do that, but if
you do, which would be nice.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
I don't remember that conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
If you do, though, like, what would you be upset
if I only went to the dinner and that's it
for eighty eight bucks?

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
You gotta go to the cores ropes course, Yeah, they're
going bowling afterwards.

Speaker 24 (01:24:06):
I do think Drew's got a funny point. I think
if we do pay for you, we gotta we gotta
see some maximum like squeamish factor out of you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
I want you to be there the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
I go right back to being stunt guy again. You're
gonna streak football game.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
Yeah, before you know what, You're gonna be standing in
the street when your box are sure.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
You're doing puddle patrol. Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
No, Marshal, this is actually this is. The more we
talk about this, the more I like this idea.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Actually, so Marshals from those days, is he going with you?
Is he your plus one? You're gonna go though, right,
I don't know you were gonna go together.

Speaker 24 (01:24:40):
I'm gonna be there.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Oh whoa, Yeah, he's got his own So I listen.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
I I don't want to spend the eighty eight bucks,
but I don't want Marshall to pay for it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Really would pay, I know, but I feel Yeah, but
I mean it's kind of.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Like that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:56):
Lord Drew.

Speaker 24 (01:24:56):
We've known him for a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
This is how he does it. This is how he
does it.

Speaker 24 (01:25:01):
I want to go.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
I don't want to pay.

Speaker 24 (01:25:02):
I don't want you to pay. He wants us to
back away, he wants us to go. Yeah, you know,
you're right. Don't go dinner. No, you're going, and we're paying.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Hey, well, Marshall, while we're talking about, you know, paying,
do you think we could get, you know, some more
snacks in the break.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Laura's going to take this opportunity to get refills in
the snack room.

Speaker 22 (01:25:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Well, I mean Laura and Drew got to get something
out of this.

Speaker 24 (01:25:28):
I mean, exactly, you the only only to get eight dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
I will, I will go, Marshall, and I will pay
my own way. Okay, wow, But because well here's the thing.
I'm not going to all three days and I don't
want to be on the hook for.

Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
All three days of martiall that's fair, but you can
totally buy him drinks when we go out there a
couple of nights from now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
All right, Marshall, I'll be there, I promise, all right,
I'll do it.

Speaker 24 (01:25:50):
Oh god, you're a good man.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Signed on and did you just sign on to pay?
You better do it today or it's one hundred and something.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
I know I got to do it today. I'm getting
emails from the guy. He's like Tanner, don't I've gotten
four emails from.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
Him, sign up, don't leave me alone in apart the.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Three people are gonna showup. It's gonna be you, Marshall
and the guy who's running it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
Do you know, like who El's gonna be there? Like
is Nelson gonna be there? As John Murphy is C.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
K Landers said he's gonna be there. Is doctor Doug
gonna be there?

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Doc?

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Doc, Doctor Doug. Doctor Doug's gonna be there?

Speaker 22 (01:26:22):
Oh my?

Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
So people are actually coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
For this man. All right, Yeah, this is it. But
Z one is legendary.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
Those are sure, But it's just weird to me that
it's not being thrown by.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Yeah, like when you guys, Marshal's getting out of the
way of this.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Marshall, when you found out about it, was there like
any concern that because on the website they're like our
logos are there.

Speaker 24 (01:26:43):
Yeah, Well, the concern was that they wanted to do
it here, and I'm like, no, no, no, hunt on
that eighties jinks back here at the radio station that
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
It's it's calmed down a little bit.

Speaker 24 (01:26:55):
I mean, bacon and brew not so much. But usually
the appearances in the events are a little bit more
were calm than they were back in circa eighty seven, right,
I mean it wasn't here, that's true.

Speaker 20 (01:27:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
I like, this is going to be a rager of
a weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
All right, Marshall, I'll see you there. I'll be there.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
A good what's trending coming up? Next? Thing on?

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
What's trending?

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
We got a lot of good stuff on the website
at one five nine the brew dot com. Like our
Donkey Show podcast yesterday, we spent a lot of time
talking about ray Gun the Cringe, Australian breakdancer who embarrassed
herself on the world stage at the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Well, I don't. I don't think she still thinks that
she embarrassed herself. I think she's embracing the performance.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
When are you gonna just issue with the program? Because
she she released a statement saying, you know, never uh
never stopping you, you know, in my interpretation of the dance.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Like I get that's a good point, you know, never
stopped being you. But like at the community Center, but
when you was terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
At the Olympics, you shouldn't be at the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
Do you think that maybe since so many people are
talking about this, people are now interested in taking her program.
Because she's a professor of breaking like she she does
this has a degree.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
You'd better hire a good instructor if she wants to
own the instruction.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
I know one thing, she didn't take classes to be
a doctor because she would be leaving organs on the
outside with whatever she's studied. That being breakdancing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
Gets degrees doesn't work when you're going to medical school.
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
But yeah, and that the allegations that you know, she
created the organization that would find the break dancers for
for for Australia, and her husband was the judge.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
He's the guy the gatekeeper.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
And from what you know, do we know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
For I think that's that's confirmed as far as I know,
but I don't know if it's confirmed that she actually
did this intentionally. Yeah, Like, there's the accusations are she
was only letting her friends compete and she was pushing
people away who were like trying to pay their dues
to get in.

Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
And if that's true, it's a disservice to everybody who
is better than her and should have been walking in
the Olympics and break dancing whether it should be a
sport mat or not.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
So there was no break dancing committee in Australia. She
created it and then appointed her husband as the judge.

Speaker 25 (01:29:08):
Yeah, so have you seen a clip of one of
the women that she beat that she actually break dances
like she is really like a super good breakdancer and
it's super impressive and somehow Raygun beat her, Yeah, because
her husband's judge.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
That was the whole thing is that everyone was like,
how did she beat out thirteen or fourteen people to get.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
There's no way she's the best in the whole country
of Australia.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
Well, if you drop the frozen kangaroo or whatever that
was I think it's it's done at that point.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Yeah, I think she thought it was.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
She was just being patriotic.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
It's so cringey when she like does that thing and
then she walks away like yeah, I just owned that bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
Like what what was the look on her face when
it was all zero zero?

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
See She's like, yeah, that's fine, we'll get that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Up to that's a zero zero point zero zero.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
But anyway, if you want to go listen to yesterday's podcast,
we went into detail on it at one brew dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Just click on Tanner, Ju and Laura. It's Tanner, Jo
and Lorgan morning. Hello, Hi, Hey, how are you good man?
What's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
Good listen.

Speaker 17 (01:30:13):
I don't know if you correct or not, but I
heard you early this.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Morning talk about the basketball player that became a senator.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
Yeah, Drew was talking about that in.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
He went a won the primary senator.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
Yeah, the pride just wanted you to correct it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Oh, thank god, he has to. Thank goodness. I'm glad
we got that. I mean, and you you held that
for an hour and a half. I'm so glad.

Speaker 21 (01:30:35):
No, No, I've been I've been delivering packages and I
was wondering I have another question for you.

Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
Are you not gay?

Speaker 23 (01:30:42):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Yeah, because I keep hearing about all these girls and
you seem to be very He's married with three girls.
The girls i'm talking about are my kid.

Speaker 23 (01:30:53):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 24 (01:30:54):
I'm not talking about this married guy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
I'm talking about the other guy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
Okay, one can only I'm very gay, my friend, the
happiest man.

Speaker 23 (01:31:06):
You know, you might want to explore that side.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
You might get better day.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
I mean he's right his kink score yesterday it was
pretty who knows what boxes he chicked?

Speaker 6 (01:31:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Very gay, my friend, very very gay.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
So what are you doing later?

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
What's what's your interest?

Speaker 7 (01:31:27):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:31:27):
What do you like?

Speaker 9 (01:31:30):
Oh? Maybe? Man?

Speaker 24 (01:31:30):
I like I like chicked with you know what?

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
I don't.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you can't say thank you for clarify. He was
talking about chicks you know that have electric out of me?

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
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Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
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Now we can in the show this.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
You know what's funny about this song?

Speaker 7 (01:31:55):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
This is the song that got me into pop radio.
When this song came out, I was glued to the
radio always channel ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
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Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
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you've got a pacifier. Whatever makes people happy, all right.
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We're also going to toss in a thousand bucks because
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Speaker 4 (01:32:46):
Like, listen to the rest of this.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
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Speaker 7 (01:32:50):
Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
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there's I'm gonna try there.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
I ruined it should do something with.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
That eifful blue metal cover.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
I'm afraid I love this stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
I love metal covers of pop songs. Bleeding Dead and
eat it. I just imagine what it would sound like
there's a bunch geese. Which one do I click on?
I bet one of the most views. Okay, it's a
good point. This one's got seven point nine million views.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
This one has you know this, mm hm hmmmmmm.

Speaker 15 (01:33:33):
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Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
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Speaker 15 (01:33:43):
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Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
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P oh, this is this is good. I like too,
I actually like it anyway. That is a for us courts. Next, ye,
fair enough?

Speaker 9 (01:34:14):
How are you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Gonna follow this? Take all the show to recover?

Speaker 9 (01:34:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Donkeyship podcast will be posted on the website at around
ten thirty or eleven o'clock at the latest. One o
five nine The Brute dot com uh bye bye my