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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You releast Drew you Banner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, good morning, Hi.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
It is Wednesday, August twenty eighth, twenty twenty four, Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (00:12):
We are live.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, later on this morning.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
More tickets to go see James Addiction when they take
over at the Memorial Coliseum October ninth. Man is the
summer's flying by. I heard him talking about autumn this
morning on the news.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
And yeah, it felt like autumn outside.

Speaker 6 (00:28):
It felt pretty jilly this morning coming in.

Speaker 7 (00:30):
I mean, the NFL starts next week. That's how fall
it is coming. I mean, school's in session for lots
of kids already.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I know, laborty weekends creeping up on us. So it's
it's it's all happening. It's happening. Calmed down.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (00:45):
This morning was the coldest morning we've had in months now.
Grant we'll get a couple of nineties out of this weekend.
But yeah, started to feel that I had a seat
heater on.

Speaker 8 (00:54):
I know, mine came on on its own. I didn't
even have to turn it on.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
It was just like, oh, it's cold every morning, even
in the Summer's a little chilly in the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Yours are manual though, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's my four
is a crank start.

Speaker 8 (01:11):
Yeah, when it gets to a certain point, they just
turn on themself.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I also saw that I believe this Monday is the
last eight o'clock sunset for obviously a long time Monday
of the guard.

Speaker 8 (01:25):
Yeah. I was driving darker after eight o'clock yesterday and
it was still it was pretty dark.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah, damn people like us who go to bed early.
It's going to be helpful.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
But it's nuts though, because what it'll be like two
days after Halloween, it'll be like four thirty in dark.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:41):
And then's just two months.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
And then it's really you that's one and everything it's
it's really on.

Speaker 8 (01:45):
And then the darkness falls and we don't see the
sun for another six months.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Because we're as you know, as you know nowadays, when
Halloween's over, it's Christmas. So it's really it's going to
be you know, mixing. You know, it's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Well, you know forward a tax season. I can't wait
for my REFI.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
I know we need that all right.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Later on at seven thirty this morning, we're gonna play
just the tip and get you a chance with this
Jan's Addiction tickets seven thirty listen to win.

Speaker 10 (02:12):
Let's do this story.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
It's our segment where we go around the room sharing
what we think the biggest stories of the Dane are.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Who wants to go first?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I can go first?

Speaker 8 (02:24):
Okay, So at this point I think we are all
familiar with the sports Bra all right, the first of
its kind to sports bar for women in Northeast Portland.
They only show women's sports on TV. Things like that.
They've gotten lots of national attention. Recently, they announced plans
to expand with the help of Alexis Ohanian, who is
the co founder of Reddit. He's also married to tennis

(02:47):
great Serena Williams, but now the owner of the sports Bra,
Jenny Winn, has been selected as the final Oregon Visionary
Award nominee by the Oregon Business Industry. So pretty cool
to be recognized on that level, especially if you're able.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
To franchise things this thing and.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Open more locations. That's gonna be pretty awesome.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Yeah, it's nice to have that angle, a place where
people can go to see those sports.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Organ home of the first Pronto Puff. So it's the
call Pronto puff and and uh and the sports bra
for sports bras possibly you know, blow up, Yeah, all
over the country.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
I think the big story though this morning, you guys,
is a thing that actually happened to me, and it
is sketchy. Sheriffs are warning of a deputy scam. Do
you remember when this happened to me?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
A debuty called you and like to try to threaten.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Tried to tried to extort me for cash.

Speaker 9 (03:43):
And it was scary.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
You know when somebody calls you up and it says
it's a cop, and you kind of get you start
to get frightened. You're raised to respect the law. You
don't just pop off at a cop. Well, now they're
using real badge numbers, stealing names of officers.

Speaker 9 (03:58):
I mean they are brave in at this point.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
Now, this is where you note the sketchy behavior because
I didn't get it deep enough into the scam to
hear how they would get the money.

Speaker 9 (04:08):
Because what they do is they tell you you have
a warrant.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
In Maltnoma County, which is where Portland, Oregon is, And
so you're like, well.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
How could I have a one? I don't even live there.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
I don't understand and you start giving the money or something, well,
they want cryptocurrency gift cards, things.

Speaker 9 (04:22):
Like that red flag, red flag.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Yeah, give me your bitcoin using different cash apps. Now,
the Sheriff's office wants everybody to know that they do
not serve warrants on the phone.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
You know how warrants go down, and they don't go
like that.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
So you need to contact the Maltno MC County Sheriff's
Office if this happens to you, because this is.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
Something that happened.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
I mean maybe it was ten months ago, so they've
been on it for a while. Because if it's a
thing now, then these people are going And this douchebag
who I talked to on the phone was really trying
to play the coppy role until it fell apart.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Jez, I need all your bitcoin and you should transfer
all your travel points to me right now, exactly what
you have united. I think the big story of the
day is Oasis announcing a reunion. Liam and Noel Gallagher
have reconciled for an Oasis reunion tour.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Now right now. No North American two and eight's have been.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Scheduled, and they're like, want a reunion door. I'm like, oh,
they got to see.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
They got to see if they murder each other in.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
The which is why they should have just come to
the States.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
First, well, you can't go you can't go anywhere as
oasis before you go home. The people that have been
singing their songs in the streets for twenty years, we
can get them.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Second, here's the cliff that they posted on social media
announcing the two aur.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I do all. This is it.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
This is how.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
People will never ever forget the way that you made
them feel.

Speaker 9 (06:06):
All right like me, left behind, right deserted.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
What would you think there? It is?

Speaker 8 (06:12):
Well, I mean I love they do come to the
States because I love me some ways as personally.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
I don't have faith I do if it works out
in the UK, money talks, you know, they could, they
could do it.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Maybe it could be a blueprint for all these other
bands who need to get over themselves.

Speaker 9 (06:29):
And play some music.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, if the if the Gallagher Brothers can do it,
so can you. There you go, it's it's possibly happened.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
I'm not gonna give it to you.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh man, Yeah, you're not gonna save man.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Well, I brought mystic guitar and I can just play Troy.
Just imagine we're all sitting around a campfire.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
We're gonna check your talk pack messages in a few minutes.
Please do not send us a cover of the Oasis
song that would be great.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
This morning.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
We'll get enough of them from Laura this morning.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Just out of the IHET radio for yourself phone. Once
you have the Brewster ding, press the microphone button.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
Now.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Screw sports.

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Speaker 1 (07:13):
Here's Drew.

Speaker 9 (07:13):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
You know, there are not a lot of things about
sports that will just like grind me into a wall
outside of.

Speaker 9 (07:20):
What happens on the field with my favorite teams.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
But there is something tragic in the works, and that
is fans of the Organ Ducks, the Washington Huskies as
well as USC and UCLA are as of now being
blocked from Comcast Infinity for this weekend's game. So be
willing to make a plan to get somewhere now. It

(07:45):
will be on the app fu Bo, not the like
the clothing company foo Bo.

Speaker 9 (07:53):
You'll be able to go on there to get it now.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
The Big Ten says that they've locked them out, and
is that not allow them to do it?

Speaker 9 (08:01):
Now?

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Comcast says they are trying to make a deal to
satisfy their customers. Now, hopefully they can meet somewhere, we
can get an eleventh hour deal. But I'm telling you, man,
this is not cool. Yeah, there, and there is so
much invested. I mean, each of these schools a bare
minimum put fifteen million dollars into this season on nil deals,
and you're gonna lock the door. I mean the first

(08:24):
year of the expanded playoff. I mean, we will get
into this more later this morning.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
I believe there's.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Gotta be because it's too massive. There's too much on
the line.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
Think about the millions of dollars in basically online revenue
that you get from merchandise sales during that time, all
of the ad revenue.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
I could go on and on.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Now, you said that the quotes from people were kind
of cold in the media, but I bet you that's
a bit of a negotiation tax.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
Yeah, and they got to be a little bit bullish
in order to try and get their way. But I
got hope this deal should have been done and in
writing six months ago to have it happening right here
at the last hour.

Speaker 9 (09:01):
Just has me a little bit nervy.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
You know who else was nervy, Ced Lamb, nervous that
maybe the Cowboys would cut ties with him rather than Hey,
what his his agent thought he was worth? His agent said,
sit tight, I'm gonna get you a huge deal, and
he did that, getting super antsy. Turns out he got
one hundred and thirty six million dollars over four years.

Speaker 9 (09:23):
CD said this.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Very excited for the moment, chish every bit of it.
Shout out my agent Gravel for the whole opportunity, going
back and forth the phone calls with him obviously thanking
God every morning, get.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
A chance to wake up and do what I do.
But yeah, man, it's a real loved it.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
Here we are post sex bed talk. This guy's got
so much money.

Speaker 9 (09:44):
Yeah, that was great.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
There's sports, Thank you very much coming up in about
an hour, we're gonna play Just the Tip and get
your tickets to go see Jane's addictions. Speaking of just
a tip, though, the man with the world's largest penis,
I'm shares his daily challenges.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Oh booho, we'll share him with you. After lincol ark
on the roof.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
You're Drew and Laura.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
Drew and Laura yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yah.

Speaker 10 (10:12):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Drew pretty frustrated about this, uh, this deal with the
ducks being blocked out, blocked out here on Comcast. I
guess mm hm, I get how frustrated you are the
entire West Coast, the West Coast, and I can't imagine.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
I just I look at that and I go, no way.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
You know, like when you see something on the teeth,
Like let's say you're watching a show and then at
the bottom of the screen you see a scroll that says, uh,
you know, Dish Network might get rid of this channel.
So I feel like that's never going to happen. That's
just like threats, right, because eventually they're going to make
a deal.

Speaker 8 (10:44):
But I mean, I feel like you already see it
happening with like Amazon Prime, and like, well, isn't it
Thursday Night Football now is on Amazon Prime?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
All extra stuff you have to pay for.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
But he's talking about taking away a whole channel, you know,
And I do, but I have seen not on comcasts,
but I whether it was Dish or Direct, at one
point they had they didn't have a deal for the
local networks. Yeah, so like you say, you were, you're
seventy five years old and you always watch kg W
at nine or whatever and boom it's gone.

Speaker 9 (11:17):
So like they and normally they make it.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Mess up my routine. I don't like that.

Speaker 9 (11:21):
But will you make a deal before I need you?

Speaker 7 (11:24):
You know, like if you make a deal midweek next week,
I've already lost a game and so has so has
the powers that be. You need that money, So how
will you watch the games?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Then?

Speaker 7 (11:33):
So you'll have to either get an app or YouTube
tv is another option, but that's you know, I'm in
a deal, so you can't always just hop around it.

Speaker 9 (11:43):
That's a that's a big deal.

Speaker 8 (11:44):
Yeah, I mean like that Fubo app you were talking about.
I mean, for the first week you could always just
do the free trial and then watch it that way,
which is not convenient, and then every week after that
just come up with a new email.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
Yes, well know, because I'm going to be out of
town this weekend anyway, and I would have to watch
it remote. But if I might have to just get
that app and do exactly what you said, you know, we'll.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
Keep you posted on that more and the next hour
Sports reporter.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
All Right, the man with the world's largest penis has
shared his daily struggles. Yeah, and when I first saw
this headline, I was like.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Oh, it's such a problem.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, what a terrible problem problem.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
When you said world's biggest though, I figure that thing
is a garden home dude.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
When I read how long it was here in the
studio off the air, Laura went, I don't even know
what you like.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
That.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
I know it's t m I, but are we talking
resting length?

Speaker 10 (12:42):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
It doesn't specify if it's resting length or not. And
I also don't know.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
I also don't know girth. Laura asked about girth.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
Which, well, because I mean, I mean not that it matters,
not that it matters when you hear the length, it
doesn't matter, but also kind of you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
Because it's pencil would be weird.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
His name is Matt Barr.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
He's from the UK, and he's claiming to have the
world's largest penis, with it coming in at fourteen point
two inches long.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
I don't think there's a lot of that's bust out
a ruler and then add two inches.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
That is crazy and that's not gonna be a fun
for about ninety nine percent of the population, says.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
The downsizes are that his size makes it hard to
maintain blood flow and causes lightheadedness.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Oh my god, Wow, it's that big that you get lightheaded?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Thought about I never thought about.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
Like powering them when when things start happening, you're only
like half masked all the time.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Blood flow well, and when it does go all the
way your foot turns blue.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Losing blood at your extremities, He says it's hard to
find clothes that fit, and he gets bizarre fetish requests.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh, I'm sure at forty.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Years old, he has no interest in milking his fame
on platforms like onlyfanst that milking.

Speaker 9 (14:02):
Well, he could do that on only fans.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
He chooses not to, though he's he's you know, like Laura.
Laura could have an account for her feet, you know,
and whatever weird stuff she does.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
Doesn't captain dong. Don't you think he should probably lean
into this? I mean, if you're having trouble not sitting
on this bad boy, you're not only fans.

Speaker 9 (14:20):
Yeah, but also the thing like a guitar.

Speaker 8 (14:22):
Okay, maybe that was cool, Maybe that was cool in
like your twenties and thirties, but like when you're forty
and you just want to be a normal human being
fourteen inch?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Do is never you play thing like a stand up
basic fourteen point two inches.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
When when the kid's a teenager and they're you know,
they're they're hoping that the thing grows a little.

Speaker 9 (14:40):
They don't ask for forty right, nobody.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
You didn't ask for that in your prayers. You wake
up done, be careful what you wish for. But you
know what I mean, though, it's like at certain points,
like I just want to be a normal guy.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, there's no way one, he says. Apparently you're gonna
have to look out for a book next year called
A long Story Life with the Life with one of
the World's Largest penises.

Speaker 9 (15:07):
Wow, a long story is pretty good, good one, he did.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I like how the book is titled Life with one
of the World's largest but he says he's got the largest,
so I'm assuming that's some like a legal thing like
please don't sue me.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
And also has Guinness come out and whipped out the ruler.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well they do that, all right, sir. I'm sure I
know that we have world.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Records for ever and I know that if they do,
he's gonna have to pay for it, because we try
to get Guinness World Records to do something for us,
and like, yeah, it's gonna be fifteen grand.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
It's a business, you know, they make money off the brand.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
And I think that was just to get him in.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
I think we had to pay for the flight and
everything too.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
But if you do want to go down in history
is captain Dong. I mean you got him pay the piper.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Do you think he puts a dong? That's right?

Speaker 9 (15:54):
And he's got the plaque to prove it.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Very frustrated.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
You got to think it's got to be way too
much to handle because even I'm trying to think, like say,
when you were you know, if your situation grows.

Speaker 9 (16:08):
In your own pants.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Yeah, and it doesn't even have to be all the
way it's uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
There's waist that it's not like it's.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Not like something like yeah, I love all that being
right there, like you wanted to go back to where
it was, well.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Like you, the TSA has got to be real pain
in the ass.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh yeah, my god, you guys.

Speaker 8 (16:25):
You guys talk about getting groped, but this guy gets
groped every time.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
To take that item out of your pocket.

Speaker 9 (16:30):
He just wears a shirt that says, where's the back
room screening area?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, let's just skip this in here.

Speaker 9 (16:37):
Okay, let's go.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Man, I don't know that's Have you ever seen that
video misable?

Speaker 6 (16:42):
It went viral.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
It's of a cop. He's they've got a guy handcuffed.
I think he's handcuffed, and he's, uh, the cop is,
you know, feeling him up, frisking him, and he catches
his cross. He goes, what's this?

Speaker 6 (16:54):
And then I goes, sir, that's my paints.

Speaker 9 (16:56):
And he's also.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I was silly question, what's what you got here in
a crotch?

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Well, well it was kind of I mean, he was
down by his thigh.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
So this guy was this.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Guy, he was a contender for sure.

Speaker 9 (17:10):
This guy is one of the reasons that book says,
one of.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
One of the large fair enough, there you go. Not
something that I would want a fourteen point two d.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
Seems like it would be uncomfortable and inconvenient, and I
would take at all appealing.

Speaker 9 (17:24):
I'd take it over a micro. I dragged that thing
in a wheelbarrow before I got micro.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
I almost feel like it's the same problem.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (17:37):
And he can't have the micro.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I mean, I don't know what would you rather have, Laura,
That's not my area of expertise. I forgetting for getting technical.
It's going water watermelon you what would you rather have?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Though?

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Seriously, like the micro or the big big fourteen point two?

Speaker 8 (17:57):
I mean, I guess I'd rather have the big dog
because Micro just seems really like there's no curiosity there
like with the big one. At least we're like, well, how.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Big were you talking?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Well, you know, it's kind of fun to flick a
doorknob or what a doorstop?

Speaker 9 (18:11):
Rather those are.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
I can see some now.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
I'm sure there's an only fans channel for both Irish.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
All right, we're gonna check your talk back messages in
a few minutes, So if you've got something to say
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have the Bruce tree being pressed the microphone button.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
What's trending?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
So everyone loves Kanu Reeves.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, he's on fire right now after like the thirty
seventh John Wick movie came out. Yeah, Keanu Reeves of
course is going to be his band dog Star is
going to be at Mcminnimon's grand logic.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
Yeah, I think though, I want to see. It's the weekend, next.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Weekend, I'm going to that. I want to see.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
I want to see let me see. I want to
see dog Star. But Kanu Reeves is the voice of
Shot and Sonic. The Hedgehog three trailer just came. Oh
when we're done, there won't be anything, right.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
I know, coach, what did you do?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
What I had to?

Speaker 6 (19:22):
That's just a bunch of noise, god say.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
But the trailer.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
You'll be able to see it online at one of
five nine in the BRU dot com. I saw the
first Sonic and I liked it. Uh, is that the
one Jim Carrey?

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Right?

Speaker 9 (19:33):
Yeah, he's the bad guy.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Yeah, I thought that was okay.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
Yeah, my kids enjoyed the first one. I think they
watched the second one. I'm not sure what the.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
The guy who's the voice of Sonic is freaking hilarious.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
What's his name?

Speaker 8 (19:45):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Because he's got a podcast and he was on a
couple of shows.

Speaker 8 (19:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
He still makes Sonic. The video game is Sega.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Still Sea is a game company, I know, but they
are they I don't think they make consoles, but they
make they make games.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
A last one came out in twenty twenty two. Yeah, yeah, five.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
It's way too big a title not to And Sega
pops up at the movie.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Remember the old Sega commercial where the guy said, Sega
with his belly the greatest, big old faggage. Just remember
the camera focus on the belly and it just said
if I do, they don't make them like they best
commercials ever.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
A Dog Star September eighth, it's a Sunday grand launch.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
You can see all those videos and get information on
all those shows at one of five nine the brew
dot com coming up around seven thirty. We're gonna play
just the tip and get somebody some tickets to go
see James Addiction at the Memorial Coliseum.

Speaker 8 (20:48):
Nice when you say just the tip. Now, I keep
thinking about that dude with the giants schlank.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Oh, by the way, we just looked at give. We
looked up some pictures off.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Not even I mean not even the tip.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
This guys, there are two guys actually competing for the
title of world's longest long or biggest long.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
We got pictures of both of them and one guy.
One guy holds his like dong.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Like a like a weap machine like a weapon on
the battle.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Just imagine that.

Speaker 9 (21:17):
I mean when it's at rest, it's past the midneet
and none.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
Of them are good looking, like both of them are.
They're like fours.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
I think, yeah, even if you look sorry, like it.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
Doesn't matter what you look like at that point, like
I'm not coming near that thing.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Sorry, but the pictures are we So I just typed
in man with world's largest dong into Google images, and
the pictures that come up it sucks one guy, Yeah,
because so it sucks like it's so big.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
He's got a tube.

Speaker 9 (21:46):
Sock on it looks like a sleeping bag.

Speaker 10 (21:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
I think he had to have the sock custom made. Yeah,
because I don't think your average tube.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
It's a large sock.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
It's a few pictures they actually look like bandages. So
I wonder if you say, like do that every day.
I bet you that the thing because it goes down
to his knee.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
This thing, you have to strap it to your leg.
You can't just like let that thing.

Speaker 9 (22:06):
Oh, I'm sure he failed to apply lotion to it
or whatever you have to do. Yeah, you started to
get out of control.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
We'll put I don't know, maybe you should just google
that you on your own time.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Can you have that like surgically shortened? Like would you
want to?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Like?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Is that?

Speaker 9 (22:23):
I don't know if you could even do well?

Speaker 6 (22:24):
How's your quality alife?

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Like if you're not if nobody's wanting to be with you,
if you have trouble going to the grocery store. I mean,
you can't sit on a TriMet bus with that thing.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
You say you can't find underpants. You can't control it
without yoga pants. I mean, the thing is where you
bend your knee. It's still it's screwing up the bend.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I think you.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Honestly, it's so big that you might have to strap
it to your leg.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
It's almost shoulderable.

Speaker 9 (22:50):
Right over like a bag of laundry.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
It's like your ears hang low. But yeah, all right, Well.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
We'll put some links up to that too, so you
can check out.

Speaker 9 (22:58):
You need that this morning.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
If I the dot com, click on Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura, we got.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Some talkback messages to listen to. Of course, you can
send us a talkback anytime. Just download that i heeartradiot.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
For your cell phone to record a message.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Earlier.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
We were we were talking about, uh, the man with
the world's largest dog. You were talking about the sheriff's
scam that's going viral apparently like a guy will call
you and pretend to be a sheriff, which happened to
Drew like eight months ago.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
Yeah, and they try and extort you for cash.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah, and people just chiming in on this thing.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Good morning brew crew.

Speaker 12 (23:38):
Hey Drew, I had the same kind of thing happened
to me.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
Uh, like I.

Speaker 12 (23:43):
Don't know, like about a year ago, maybe a year
and a half ago. I had a he said he
was like a federal agent or something, and he said
that there was packages that was sent or being sent
to me or I either I sent them that contain drugs.
Cops are coming and I was like, did I send nothing?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Sounds good. I ain't sent nothing.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
That's when they search everything, the police in the background,
he sounded.

Speaker 12 (24:12):
Like contain drugs And I was like, did I send nothing.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I'm actually with the cops on this one.

Speaker 9 (24:22):
I believe that. Yeah, keep looking.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
We got another talk back.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Captain Dong. No, my name would be a major dog.
Can you get it?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I got a major dong.

Speaker 9 (24:32):
Yeah, to rerun it.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Through because after yom My Wonder Dog.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
Yeah, a lot of people excited about the Oasis.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Reunion and the guy with the huge dogs. People are
contributing today.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Appreciate Donald.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Do I have ready to out for your cell phone?
It's free, all right.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
I got a list here the states with the best
and I guess it's the best and worst states for
teen drivers, teen drivers, gan drivers, organs on the list.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
You'd think that we would have, like, first of all,
so many of them because of all the stickers, you know,
the bumper stickers.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
That are like student driver, please be patient with me.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
And then you look over and it's like a sixty
year old bro, and you're like, oh, you're not a.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Student driver, but you drive like an idiot. Yeah, you
drive like one. You dumb dumb you know.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
I feel like we have some stricter rules than when
we were kids for teenagers. Now you're not allowed to
drive with anyone in your car for like six months.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yeah, but as soon as I got my license, I
was packing a thing like a clown car.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
First day we were six deep in a five seater.
I mean that's how you did it right. And now
you're put through more of a ringer, probably because our
numbers were astronomical on how bad we were doing. But
I'm guessing they're still idiots. They're still rooking out right,
probably pretty high.

Speaker 8 (25:57):
I feel like even the best teen drivers are still
pretty bad drivers, but just.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Refreshed the so green here in Oregon, though, they're.

Speaker 9 (26:05):
Pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Wallet hubs annual list of the best and worst States
for teen drivers just came out. They compared all fifty
states to twenty three metrics, including three main categories, safety,
economic environment, and driving laws. States were rated on everything
from the number of teen driver fatalities to the average
cost of car repairs, and looks like New York tops
the list for best state for teen drivers.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
I think at number one for safety and second for
driving rous you know, because.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
I don't see a lot of teenagers hot dogging around
my neighborhood like used to happen in the nineties.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Or just thumping that system where you could hear it
from a block away.

Speaker 9 (26:41):
Yeah, just accelerating into stop signs, like.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
You know, my nickname in my neighborhood. I don't know
if you'd call it a neighborhood because they lived in
the boonies with dirt roads. But my neighbors called me
lead footloora because I would just leave really a cloud
of dust behind me coming down those roads.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Why do I Why can't I see? I could see
her impatient at Cows.

Speaker 8 (27:04):
Road, blasting good Charlotte one eye, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Oregon comes in at number two on the list for
best states for teen drivers. Oregon is at number two,
New Jersey at three, in Washington at four.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Because everyone drives so slow here. It's easy.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I do think that's because.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
They can kind of chill along the way and they're
not jaded yet.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
Because if you're trying to learn how to drive in
like Detroit, Michigan, you're gonna get rolled over.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I learned how to drive.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
I remember my stepdad took me to so it's on
eighty second in King Road. There's like a there's like
a RB's right there that parking lot. He took me
to that parking lot and I would just do donuts
in that park and I guess it's a Burlington Co
Factory right across the street. We'd go to that parking
lot too. That's why I learned how to drive my stepdad.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Yeah, I remember the parking lot day and then you
know I had to take driver's head and all that,
have to get an insurance discount. So but I remember
being getting on a freeway the first time and then
you know, going to look over to merge and like
the hands would go with you.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
Look over in the car. No, no, no, no, you need
to keep those hands there on that log.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Yeah, I was definitely scared the dude day one, where'd
you get your license out of the in Beaverton, which
at the time was the toughest place. But I practiced
in Beaverton, so the driver's ed guy, he knew what
we were doing.

Speaker 13 (28:29):
We weren't.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
We were trying to pass a test, not necessarily anything else, right,
So I would go through their course and this guy
knew the course, so we kind of loaded the deck
for past first time.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
I got my license in Gladstone at the DMV and
Gladstone you.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Didn't go to driver's training. I never never had to do.
Crazy to me that like up a team, you can
just you can just get your license. That's weird to me.
Like I had to take a driver's test to take
a written test. I had to.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Take a driver's test and the written test. I had
to do that yet, but I remember because then I
showed up to I showed up to the I'm sure
this guy's retired, so I can say this now. But
I showed up to the Gladstone DMV to do my
driver's test for when I drove myself because my mom
like wouldn't take me or whatever.

Speaker 9 (29:09):
So it's just scary because that would be a fail
upon arrived.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, I have to I have to admit that I
was driving for like a couple of weeks before I
actually got my driver's test. I shouldn't have done it,
but I did.

Speaker 9 (29:20):
And when I met you were driving dirty.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
I was driving dirty. But I showed up to the
DMV to do my driver's test. The instructor saw me
pull up, didn't say anything to me. Bro deal, bro deal.
The entire time he took the test, all he did
was complained about it. I swear to God, this is
a true story. He complained about his wife's period, oh
the entire time.

Speaker 9 (29:39):
Sixteen year old kid, You're like, oh I was.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
I think I was seventeen maybe eight two weeks.

Speaker 9 (29:44):
Man, let's you think you're license eighteen.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
Well, yeah, because I feel like you at a certain
point you have to take classes until you turn eighteen,
and then they just give it to you apparently.

Speaker 9 (29:54):
Which that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
I think it was eighteen.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I did you study for the written test because I
remember cool?

Speaker 8 (29:58):
Well because when I because when I I had to
retake my test after I left failed. No, well, I
let my license expire when I was living in West Virginia,
just thinking they would reissue me like a new one,
and they were like, no, you got to start over,
and I was like, excuse me. But then I had
to take the written test and I was so nervous
that I wasn't going to pass because.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Well I didn't pass.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
When I moved back from Detroit. I had to take
it like three times because I was a guitar.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I was so cocky.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
I walked in there thinking I didn't have to study
the first time. The second time I studied in the
seat right beforehand.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
The third time, I think I'm failed by one point,
and I think I stormed out of there, like I
think I said something like this.

Speaker 9 (30:35):
Star and by then you've you've studied just by taking
the test.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, But like when I moved back, I don't.
I passed it first time taking when I was a kid.
I failed it three times.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
As an adult. That's weird that you have to retake
it when you moved back.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
I'm sure if I flew blind right now, I could
fail it, just because it's little things it's about.

Speaker 9 (30:52):
It's all this ticky tacky type of crap.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
This text comes from ninety four to fourteen.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
It says I learned to drive in a hayfield behind
a wheel of a sixty four one ton flatbed with
four speed at twelve years old.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
You know, my grandpa has cars like that on his
uh in his area, so you would get to use those,
and that teaches you nothing about driving in the real world,
absolutely nothing. You you four on the on the crank
right there, cool to drive, zero real world knowledge.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
You can drive, try to merge onto the interstate in
one of them.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Just merged into the lawn. Wait engine died again.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
It gives him some experience, I guess behind the Yeah,
it's a good conference, not to cut down your dreams
of your good old day, even.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
It doesn't count, just as it.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Is our lazy boy text line. We've got tickets to
Jan's addiction coming.

Speaker 11 (31:41):
Up and now Screw Sports brought to you by Thornton Coffee,
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Speaker 10 (31:50):

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Here's Drew Well. It's a big blackout this weekend, but
not the one you normally see in college football. This
is a This is a television blackout, guys. This is
what keeps you from having those big party moments. Imagine
you got something planned this week and you're a Ducks fan.
Say you're a Huskies fan, our USC or UCLA, anything
along the West Coast that plays in the Big Ten,

(32:14):
or any of the teams playing against them, eight teams affected,
if you think about it, they will all be blacked
out on Comcast if a deal is not struck with
the Big Ten network, where they're attempting to get this
game on, but it's the only cable company they haven't
made a deal with yet with expanding to the other teams.
They're willing to play the other Big Ten teams, but

(32:34):
not the New four. This could be a disaster, or
this could be worked out, but right now nobody's giving
and the Big Ten's just basically telling fans to buckle
up and find a different way. And for a lot
of us who are going to be watching remote as
it is one of the biggest travel weekends of the year.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
We're in a tough spot right now.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
But the only guy that I've heard of this week
is in no tough spot whatsoever.

Speaker 9 (32:59):
That's CD Lamp.

Speaker 7 (33:00):
He has been introduced by the Dallas Cowboys as a
new signee of a four year contract worth one hundred
and thirty six million dollars.

Speaker 9 (33:08):
Do you want to know what that sounds like when
you get that money? It sounds like.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
This very excited for the moment, cherish a big bit
of it. Shout out my agent. I'm gravel for the
whole opportunity, going back and forth the phone calls with
him obviously thanking God every morning. Get a chance to
wake up and do what I do. But yeah, man,
it's a real loved it here we are.

Speaker 9 (33:27):
You gotta be careful in Dallas.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
If you don't catch balls and they just give you
thirty eight million on the first day, it's gonna be rough.
But maybe it's the next Michael Urban.

Speaker 9 (33:35):
There two sports.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
All right, It's now time to play our game we
like to call just a teal. Hey, well, are gonna
play the beginning of a song for you, just the
tip of the song, the first second, not even not
even a full second. Yeah, and you have to tell
us artist and title to win the James Addiction tickets.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
I think today is going to be another tough one.
You got you guys.

Speaker 9 (34:03):
Well, my first guess off the air when went incorrect?

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Yeah, it was wrong.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
All right, here's the clip. I'm gonna play the clip
and then we'll come back in a few minutes and
start taking your guesses. Listen closely.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
What song is this?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh my, that's it?

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Did you even hear it? Maybe some people needn't be here.
I'm gonna play again. I'll play it again, kind of tweaked. Okay,
that's that's very It's hard today, I think if you
know what it is, though, James Addiction tickets could be
yours eight six six, four four five one oh five nine.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Man, they're gonna be at the coliseum coming up in October.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
You could be there.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Standards no more.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Laura, all right, we're playing just the tip for your
chance tickets to James Addiction.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
I got to make it official.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Here, let's play our new game that we like to
call just the What the hell?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I don't know what happened there, Puberty Son.

Speaker 9 (35:06):
That joke killed at the show? The hear that crowd.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Let's play the clip again, the tip of the song
again again. You have to tell us what the artist
and title of the song is to win the Jan's
Addiction tickets.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
And I'm only.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Playing like the first half second of the song.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, this is a fraction of it.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
It's just the tip. We promise, that's right.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
That's what they always say.

Speaker 12 (35:28):
Droe.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Here's the clip.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Oh, that was it, that's late, that was it. Tell
us what song that is and you could be the winner.
Let's go to is this Bridget? Yes, it is Hi Bridget.
Tell us what song?

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Yeah, good morning. Tell us what artisan song that is?

Speaker 14 (35:49):
Closer to God nine inch Nails?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Is it Closer to God by nine inch Nails?

Speaker 6 (35:54):
No, I don't even know that song nine Nails?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Which one is that?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I think? Is she talking about closer you?

Speaker 9 (36:02):
Oh, give me Closer to Go?

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Yeah, it's not that song. Didn't you guess that yesterday?

Speaker 9 (36:08):
She's gonna get it tomorrow when she does it again and.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
It'll be creed or something. Alight, it's Tanner Jo and
Laura Kenney. What's the song? An artist?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Is it a system of a down? Chop Suey?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Is it chop Suey? Now Here is the tip of
the song again? See again, I know what it is,
but I hear it so clear as day. I feel
like I would be good at this if I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
We're gonna have to play.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
We're gonna because I get pretty cocky.

Speaker 9 (36:35):
We ever quit, We're playing for sure.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
There's the clip eight six six four four five one
o five nine. If you know the name of that song,
you could get these James Addiction tickets. Hi, it's Tanner
Jewing Laura, good.

Speaker 10 (36:47):
Morning, Good morning. I'd like to guess for the tickets.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
What is it?

Speaker 10 (36:52):
Break Stuff by Olympic Biscuit?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Is it break Stuff by Limp Biscuits?

Speaker 11 (37:00):
It is.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
This?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I love this song.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
They played it twice at the concert, of course, like
what was it last week or two weeks ago?

Speaker 9 (37:13):
And I know where the people want?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, bro, you got it early today, my friend. Okay,
all right, it's a done deal.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Jane's Addiction ticket to yours.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
You're gonna be there at the Memorial Coliseum October ninth,
Hang on the Bull.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
They opened with the song and I think they closed
with it.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
You know what, though, I was so impressed. I was
so impressed. I just I tell.

Speaker 8 (37:41):
Everyone, I'm like, this was one of the best concert
I was surprised.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I wonder pleasantly.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Fat Thorpe could probably fill us in on when he
said everyone started punching each other in the face at
the end of the show.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
I'm wondering, it's like when this came back on, Oh,
it probably Yeah, it does fire people up.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
You know.

Speaker 9 (37:57):
I mean it started a riot, didn't it did? Woodstock
or woods We got a great documentary out of mess.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Actually the documentary was terrible. You didn't like it.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
It made me feel bad, like I had to launch
like an episode of The Office out the truth hurts.

Speaker 9 (38:13):
I thought, I don't watch a murdered doc to get happy.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's true, truly it was. It was pretty dark, let's see.

Speaker 9 (38:20):
Yeah, this was a good out there though.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah, uh, did you guys hear about the five year
old who accidentally breaks the museum's thirty five hundred year
old jar.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
Bro Ton and oh my god, my kid has broken
somebody's family heirloom before not like that number.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
Oh you could just you could see your breath when
it happens.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
I'd love to know what did your kid break at
a store? What happened?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Did you have to pay for it? Were they cool
about it? Eight six six, four four five one five nine?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
This five year old apparently walked into this museum. It's
Israel's Hatch Museum. I don't know if I'm saying that right,
but it's a museum in Israel where the boy knocked
the large jar, which dates back to the Bronze Age,
onto the floor, breaking it into several pieces, just shattered.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
Can I say shame on the museum for making it accessible?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
So they exactly, That's exactly why they had it out,
because they wanted to make artifacts more accessible, was the quote.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
And so I guess that.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
Yeah, Well, who whatever bonehead came up with that idea. No,
people are touchy and put it you let a five
year old in the man handle the What is this
thing from the Golden.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
As they say, Yeah, between eleven twenty and fifteen hundred
BC and has been on display at the museum for
thirty five years.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Oh damn, Let the kid hold a Tommy tippy cup
or something.

Speaker 9 (39:37):
There's no need for you.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
To let a five year old in that room.

Speaker 8 (39:40):
In the first I've just grown adults in a museum,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
And I'm assuming it was behind like ropes or something.
And but okay, if that's the case, who where was
the parents? Where were the parents like they let the kid.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Just run off or do they watch him?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Because my guess is maybe they turned around to look
at like some aught on the wall and the kid
jumped a rope.

Speaker 9 (39:58):
And there's there pushed it over. In no time flat,
a kid can be out from under your arm.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
I really just think, don't either want one of two
things are both need to happen. Don't make that stuff
accessible or don't let kids children at that age.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
But also you've got to watch your kid if you're
in a museum. Maybe maybe that's the only time you
put the leash on them.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I'm pulling.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Listen, you're back next to a thirty five hunder year
old jar You're getting pulled like my.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
Dog on a walk.

Speaker 8 (40:26):
Though, And maybe this is harsh, but I think there
is something to what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Drew, does a child a five year.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Old kid have any appreciation for fun art, No leave
them at home.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
And when you do bring your kid in there, you
got to watch your kid.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
You're right, Drew, get I understand that half a second
you're in a museum, You're in a public place.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Got to watch children.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
Of course, it's your job.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
But that's why I say it takes one second for
a kid to be I mean, right now, I have
a kid who doesn't even walk, and she can be
gone in one second.

Speaker 9 (40:57):
And that's not I understand. You know, I watch my kids.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I know, but would you let that? Would you let
the kid run around inside of a museum?

Speaker 9 (41:03):
I don't know that I could control it.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
With put your baby down in the museum and let
them run around.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
True, but also believe but you probably wouldn't take your
kid to a museum.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (41:14):
But I think that everyone can hold a little responsibility here.

Speaker 9 (41:17):
You're right, you set artifacts out.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
And you let I'm not saying that.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
I'm not saying the museum doesn't hold some responsibility. They
put a no kids thirty five hundred year old item. Kid,
but when you bring your kids to a place like that,
you gotta watch your kids.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Go take your ass to pet coul and get a leash.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
Anyone who puts a kid on a leash deserves a
punch between the That is the onest thing you can
do to what I'm kind of joking, I'm not when
you have a thirty five hundred year old thing and
your kids are running around, I.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Say, if you need a leash for your kids, just
don't go out.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
At home if you think you need a leaf.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
But like, let's not like, let's not let the parents
off the hook here.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
No, definitely not.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
They should have been watching their child more closely, of course,
for sure. But I think all parties need to assume
some responsibility here, the museum, the parents, everybody else. Yeah,
but I want to know what's the punishment. I don't
think there is one in eighty six or like that
they have to pay for this artifacts.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
There's a priceless I think they say, like just get
out of here. They're like that's like, that's it.

Speaker 8 (42:19):
And I bet they put everything back in a case. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
I think that alls is going to change soon, right,
you're putting stuff back in a case or or changing
the age policy or something.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
But I'm pretty sure whoever runs the shop has got
some answering to do well.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
They say.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
While a number of pottery items from that period have
been found, the one on display at this museum was
particularly rare because it was one of the very few
items that was discovered in one piece.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
Well not anymore.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
Like you wouldn't you wouldn't put Mona Lisa out without
a barricade, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Like soybe it should have been.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
And when you're five, you you might not be doing
anything wrong. You might be standing right next to me
and then your hand just goes boom.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Yeah, but you can't jump the rope. And there's no
way it wasn't behind something.

Speaker 9 (43:02):
I mean it was in a different country. I have
no idea.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Watch watch your damn kids, That's all I think, you know,
put the good stuff up and watch your kids.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Hi, it's tannerd you and Laura.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
Good morning, Good morning, I mean curious you guys. Got
anybody for the song?

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Yeah, we got a winner already, we gotta win.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
It was limb biscuits, break stuff.

Speaker 10 (43:28):
I was way off.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
I thought it was Closer Night.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
How does it sound like closer? Can we play closer?

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Closer?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Got just play like the first play? The tip closer,
So people, we're not even gonna play that song.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, but they're not the same.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
And we just said five minutes ago that it wasn't
that exact song.

Speaker 9 (43:50):
I didn't know.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
I wouldn't listen.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
People don't listen to the show.

Speaker 9 (43:54):
Yeah, they just listened for it's hard to get the tip.
They don't hear it.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Here's the beginning of closer. So that so if I
would use it, I would just do this right.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
And that's totally and that's not this.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Which was LIMBIZGI break stuff.

Speaker 10 (44:11):
You gets it correct?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Sorry, it's glad. We all right, guess we'll put We'll
put a link up.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Laura absolutely didn't mean to shame issues.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I do honestly. I'm we'll put a link up to.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
The story if you want to see the museum this
this big jar that this kid broke.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
There's no picture of the.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Kid the big jar. Yeah, because he's in prison.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Yeah, in whatever country is, and he'll never see the
light of day again.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Ninety nine sevens are Lazy Way text on anga.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
You're Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Portland's Rock Station one of five nine the Brew It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. In the last segment, we're talking about
this this kid, like he's five years old went into
a museum in Israel and knocked over a thirty five
hundred year old vase.

Speaker 9 (44:57):
It's scared to do something like that in Israel.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Some sort of yeah, some sort of jar that's been
in this museum for thirty five years. It's super old,
they say, from the Bronze Age, and this kid just
smashed it into a bunch of pieces.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Whoopsies. So they came to.

Speaker 9 (45:10):
Five year old in Israel. It's possible.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
Yes, I'm sure he was arrested and his family has
been shamed.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
No, but if there is any time to like leash
your kid up, it's got to be when you're near
a thirty five hundred year old vase.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
I know you don't like that.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
Yeah, come on, I'm just not going to agree with it,
but I can see your point.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
I mean, geez, if there's any time I don't think
it's right, every time I see a parent walking their
kid around at.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
The zoo with a leash, i'mlways like, oh, geez.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
You skipped the parenting part and went to the zoo.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
But if your kid's knocking over items like that. Maybe
you need to go to pet Co. It's where the
pets go and the badly behaved children.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
All right, here's some talkbacks we got through the eye radio.

Speaker 15 (45:48):
About ten years ago, the Portland Art Museum was doing
a samurai exhibit. Took my kid, probably seven to eight
at the time, bought a little wooden samurai saw it
from the gift shop that exhibit, then went through the
rest of the museum. My kids running around swinging the thing,
and a security guard about tackled us and was trying
to figure out how we even got the thing into

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the museum. Apparently the gift shop wasn't supposed to let
us in with it.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
I could see him going crazy, because if you knock
something over, it's probably on the security guard.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
Yeah, there should be a deal with the weapons. Don't
make it into the museum.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Someone isn't paying attention to the gift shop.

Speaker 9 (46:23):
Well these are sweet, or sell them.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
I like that they have little toy samurai swords though.

Speaker 9 (46:28):
Yeah, I could see my kids begging.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Big Bong broker.

Speaker 12 (46:31):
Now you know why they put the expensive liquor on
the top shelf and the cheap stuff on the bottom
shelf at the liquor store.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
The kids.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
I never heard that.

Speaker 9 (46:40):
That's a coincidence.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
Nine kids are allowed in the liquor store a week
basically with a parent.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
That guy's kid kicked a bottle of vodka once.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, yeah, And like.

Speaker 7 (46:50):
When my kids come into the liquor store with me,
they basically have to have their hands in their shirt.
You're not touching anything that's expensive.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
All right, Thank you for the talk packs. You can
shoot us one any time. Just download the iHeartRadio AB
for your cell phone. Laura's got to the news coming
up next or sorry, we all have the news. The
Big Story is coming up right after Judas Priest. Happy Wednesday.
It's seven fifty five on the.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Brew Get No Bird Story.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
All right, it's down time for our segment, The Big Story,
where we go around the room sharing.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
What we think the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
I'll start.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
The grand prize for the Mega Millions was not found
last night, which means the jackpot is going to roll
to six hundred and twenty.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Seven million dollars. Well, six hundred and.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Twenty seven million dollars for that Mega millions. The cash option,
if that works out, is just over three hundred and
nine million bucks.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
The next drawing takes place on Friday, and.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
I feel like it's been just long enough for our
lottery fatigue to die off and buy more tickets a right.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
To yeah, I haven't feel like I feel like we
haven't talked about it in a long time.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
So I'll go and waste another twenty bucks on tickets.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
Might as well get a ticket in a prayer and
just hope.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
I mean, you can't play, you can't win if you
don't play, and it's just ten or ten dollars. Maybe
I always say I'm going to do ten dollars and
then like in line, I'll be like, it's just ten bucks,
ten bucks, and then I get to the cashier and
then I do twenty.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Almost everything, I only ever do one because one's all
you need.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
That's Laura not trying to retire us off. I'm trying
to get us out of here.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Bro Wow, speaking.

Speaker 8 (48:23):
Of hitting the jackpot, Casey beefwater Bays came in with donuts.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Wow, trying to kill us here. Those are all for him.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I think, oh, okay, well that makes more sense than
she's had a big dog.

Speaker 13 (48:34):
That's not all what's going on here.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
I can hear, I can hear.

Speaker 13 (48:38):
Just had a big dog sitting in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
You did a big dog. He cracked up.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
He thought it was the greatest thing ever.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
That is now his name. That's good. I'm glad his
feelings were.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
That's a kid's name, Savage, who I forgot when we
got locked out of the building the other day.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
Yeah, he is a good sport about it. And you know,
one day we'll acknowledge him that we've learned the name.
The big story to me, guys, pesticides contribute to a
sharp decline in bee population.

Speaker 9 (49:01):
You might be like, well, I don't care. I'll like
getting stung. It's really an important part of the process.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
And I like, we lose bees pollination all the south
after that.

Speaker 7 (49:09):
Yeah, we need that, but it's due to well, a
new study is published saying that two specific pesticides are
a major driver of plunging bee populations. I think we
got to get this going because as of now, we
have a forty three percent decrease in the likelihood that
it'll show up in a particular location, so almost half

(49:33):
as many bees. Like even check your own backyard. We
didn't fight bees this year, like.

Speaker 9 (49:38):
We normally do.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
I didn't even have be traps in the yard in
the past. It's been genocide. I mean, not enough to
cause this.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Right, that's about Let's bring it back. I got to
get those bees back.

Speaker 9 (49:48):
Yeah, switch it up on the pesticide.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (49:50):
I think the big story is that SpaceX has once
again delayed the launch of its excursion into Earth's radiation belts,
which seem scary, and in fact it is, especially when
we know that they're all civilians that are going to
be going up on this spacecraft. It's dubbed Polaris Dawn.

(50:11):
I was supposed to take off at about I guess
would be six thirty our time, but because of unfavorable
weather conditions, they were not able to launch. This whole
thing is to conduct the first commercial spacewalk.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I do understand why we're doing all that. I mean,
we got.

Speaker 8 (50:29):
People stuck in space right now and we can't figure
out how to bring them down.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Let's get the ones we have up their back. Just
send some civilians up into space. It's a radiation belts.
This sounds like a good idea.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Is it just mer or do we suck at space?
Feel like we suck at space right now?

Speaker 9 (50:45):
Oh not, god like, not no good news.

Speaker 13 (50:47):
I thought I just saw a story day before yesterday
that SpaceX was gonna go up and retrieve those.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
In a half a year.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
Yeah, everywhere.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I think after the first of the year.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
Yeah, I mean, these two might have a baby on
the way by the time we get up.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
The conspiracy theory and me, like the conspiracy theorist in
me rather makes me think that this was the plan
all along and have them up there and they're just
doing like some science project up there to become a
fantastic FOURK very possible.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
I don't know, Like who knows, but what if?

Speaker 9 (51:13):
What if they're like in plain sight you have an idea?

Speaker 6 (51:16):
Yeah, who knows?

Speaker 9 (51:17):
It'd be a wild to be stuck in space.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
Yeah, I don't think it'd be funny.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
You get to come home.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
So they're talking about, oh, they don't have many resources
left and this, that and the other thing.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
It's like, what they're are they going to run out
of food?

Speaker 6 (51:30):
Space Uber eats your face.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
We all voted and Brenda, we're eating you.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
You have the most eatable face?

Speaker 15 (51:40):
All right?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Is that it?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
That's all all right? There is more on those stories
at one of five nine dot com. Coming up next,
Laura's going to North Carolina this weekend.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I'm going to Iowa this week.

Speaker 9 (51:50):
There's a lot of trips played, that's true.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
No, no, no, I'm going to North Carolina next month.
So you're not wrong.

Speaker 9 (51:58):
She's going somewhere somewhere.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
But a time she books a flight, she complains about
the you know, like rightfully, so the baggage fees and
add on, add.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
On, it's this whole thing. It's been quite an ort deal.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
It's just they're they're up charging us for everything everywhere
you go. So we want to know this morning, what
do you what do you sick and pay an extra for?
What do you hate spending extra money on? Yeah, like sauces,
don't get your starting your calls after Green Day on
the Brew.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
You're listening to and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
La real quick, I believe Monday, we're announcing another trash
Bandits Tuesday. Tuesday, So Tuesday we'll be back and another
trash Bandits is coming up because we thought, you know,
maybe we'll do two a year, yeah, or three, seeing
how old they go.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
This is our fall edition.

Speaker 7 (52:47):
Well, we made a promise to make a difference. You
don't do something once if you're going to make a difference,
that's right.

Speaker 13 (52:52):
I'm excited about the location of this particular one.

Speaker 9 (52:55):
All right, it's a sneak attack.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
So Tuesday morning, eight o'clock, make sure you're listening to
find out when and where our next trash banditos is
going down. All right, this morning, we'd love to know
what are you sick of spending extra money on? You know,
we're getting nickel and dimed everywhere we go. It seems
like they're charging us for everything. What did I hear
this morning that they you guys are talking about something

(53:17):
We were.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
Talking about how even your credit card if you're at
a if you're at a having dinners somewhere, you might
look and it says here's the price, but there's a
discount for cash or debit, So if you want to
use your credit card, it's more and so. And also
you might look down there and Laura pointed out that
you see, oh and here's an extra three dollars for

(53:40):
the staff.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
I went to a restaurant the other day where there
was a three percent charge already included so that they
could provide their employees with like health benefits or something,
And I was like, well, good, Onya. But also that's
coming straight out of the tip. So I mean, I
don't know what we're doing the restaurant.

Speaker 13 (53:58):
Aren't you better off patting the price by three percent
and not talking about that?

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Yeah, I mean you would think so, unless you would
just count on people not.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
They already did that too, and now they're gonna double down.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
They're just gonna everyone's greedy and I wouldn't be surprised
if they raised the prices and do that at the
same time.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Yeah, And that's the type of stuff we need to
get control of. It's just the greed.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Yeah, you know, like everyone was charging us for everything
like micro transactions and video games.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
It's like it's getting out of control.

Speaker 8 (54:25):
You want your employees to make more, pay them more.
I don't know what to tell you, you know, like that's.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
Not it's detrimental to the experience, you know. Like so
if I if I'm gonna spend if I'm spending one
hundred dollars with tip on a meal for my family
and I ask you for a cup of ranch, and
I know I'm the guy with the ranch and the
trigger and all that, but you've you've put yourself in
a position where if you give me a little bit
of sauce, I'm happy and we're coming back. You Nicol

(54:52):
and Dimi for seventy five cents when I gave you
one hundred bucks for like, what is this fifteen dollars
worth of food?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Especially when you know the brand costs pennies on.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
You guys get it, you guys, get it in a barrel.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
Yeah, even if you can make your own with dust
and mayonnaise. Yeah, you know, it's like this is ridict.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Yeah, being charged for every single little thing? What are
you sick of paying extra for? Eight sixty six four four.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Five one five nine.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
You can also shoot a see text message through our
lazy Boy text line at ninety one nine seven beef wodder,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
What say you?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
What?

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Are you just sick and tired of spend an extra
money on?

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (55:28):
I've got one, but go ahead.

Speaker 13 (55:29):
I was gonna say, just last night I went to
retrieve a taco order and the place that I've gone
to for years and years and years now has a
big sign by the cash riders in giant letters, we
now charge extra for sauce. Oh, that was this picture
a picture of it last night because it was very timely. Yeah,
at what point do you realize we're just losing our

(55:50):
bacon on the hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
We can't give it away anymore.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
By the way, it's not even a good sign. It's
like written on orange construction paper.

Speaker 13 (55:58):
And then and then low that one was the same.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Things, three exclamation points.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
It looks like when we'd try and make a poster
as a kid, and you didn't plant it out at
the top.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Elemon eight ten cents and says now we charge extra
for hot sauce with.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
A backwards E. And then and then it was.

Speaker 13 (56:15):
Also like on stickers on the cash register, and then
again on another wall, like they were really letting it known, like, look,
the free sauce is done.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Lord of this sauce.

Speaker 8 (56:25):
I mean, let's be honest, though, consumers are not the
smartest people. So like you put one sign up, someone
will still come to cash register and be like you
charged for the sauce, and they're like, well, I guess
we have to put up fifteen more signs, you know.

Speaker 13 (56:36):
And let's just overlook the fact that the burrito that
used to be six bucks is now thirteen bucks.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I know, figure out a way to pad the hot sauce.
I was gonna buy something off.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
I was hammered a couple of weeks ago trying to
buy some taco bell and I saw that Abrita was
thirteen dollars, and I just I went hungry.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
It's crazy not.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Spending thirteen dollars on something I used to get for
eighty nine cents.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
We were talking about a Mexican restaurant that's opening across
the freeway from us.

Speaker 9 (56:59):
Here.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
The menu I was looking at, I didn't tell you
the price. The Britos are eighteen dollars, So I mean,
think about that. Why when I want to breed it,
but you're gonna pay for sauce when the burritos eighteen dollars.

Speaker 13 (57:10):
And my hotel in California, the room service menu, there
was a cheeseburger on there for thirty seven dollars.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
That is, you get out of here, and I'm sure
it was delicious back and then I was gonna taking
groceries for a week.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
You could back in the day. That's about groceries.

Speaker 9 (57:27):
Get a back and a half.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Yeah, they've got text messages coming in on a lazy
boy text line.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
This text comes from sixty five eighty four.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
They say that if I ask for ranch and you
don't tell me it's an additional cost, you'll never see
me at your restaurant again.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
Yeah, it is kind of a sneaky thing on the
bill where you're like, what seventy five cent?

Speaker 13 (57:45):
Why just circle back to like what's the there's zero
game there, so like you're better off to just figure.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Out how to fight.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
I feel like I have customers better than seventy five
smile about it.

Speaker 7 (57:54):
If Tanner owns a restaurant and I say, all right,
for seventy five cents a customer, we can promise they'll
be happy, Tanna, you'd give them right Tanner, spot and pies, win,
free ranch, free rms that on the board, free ranch,
and free free sauce.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
I never charge extra for sauce. You don't even got
to buy nothing. Just come in. I'll give you some ramp.
Come on here. This text comes from nineteen twelve.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
It says I'm also sick of paying extra for door
dash fees, not just delivery, but like a service fee
and other hidden fees.

Speaker 8 (58:21):
That's why, like I can't tell you how many times
I've been sitting on my couch and I'm like, I'm
gonna get some door Dash and then I go to
check out and I decide not to at the very
last minute because I'm like, my fifteen dollars order just
all of a sudden turned into three.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Me like, I don't know, it.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Depends on how drunk I am, but same, my brain
won't allow it my way.

Speaker 9 (58:37):
I can't dope.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Yeah, I do it.

Speaker 7 (58:39):
The last time I had a wet sandwich for forty dollars,
it was over.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
It's like you couldn't even enjoy your taco bellf you
spend fifty bucks on it, like.

Speaker 9 (58:45):
There's a gun. It's hard to eat with a gun
in your back.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
This text comes from ninety seven to sixty. It says
I'm tired of paying fifty cents to a buck for
the chips and salsa that used to be free. When
you set down right, who's charging you for chips and
salsa that should be free?

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Yeah, it happens a lot now at us sit down
Mexican restaurant.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
Hi, it's Tannerju and Laura. What do you sick of
pay an extra for?

Speaker 16 (59:06):
I You know you see them all the time everywhere
all like every day. But the small one that really
gets me is every time I pay my rents, I
have to pay a fee to pay online.

Speaker 8 (59:18):
Oh yeah on online, Like yeah, my my my apartment
billing used to do that too.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
It's like you want to use a credit card. Oh,
that's an extra three dollars.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
I'm like, what the small or is it?

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Like?

Speaker 6 (59:27):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Six?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
That's so dumb.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
And then they're doing it everywhere up in there for
you know, five years now, and then it.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Up and at first you're like, oh, we six bucks,
but then like twelve other people are doing that to you,
and like you said, it starts to add up.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
It's well ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
Think about movies.

Speaker 7 (59:44):
You all of you order your tickets, probably on your phone. Now,
four dollars service charge on top of that bill every
time you do it. Unless you order at the concession stand,
it's four extra bucks.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
We'll get to pay a service charge to do the
job yourself.

Speaker 9 (59:58):
Yeah yeah, I'll cover, but I'll also pay you to
let me cover it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
That's so, I got no problem sneaking in candies anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
I will take it a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Take the runts right to your back, all right, dude,
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when they play against the Ducks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
If they don't.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
Play the in state rivalry game on television, it's going
to be hell to pay, let alone the amount of
money that will fall right off the table, and all
these teams need to recoup what they paid players to
try and get to that expanded playoff. When this changes,
and hopefully it does, we'll let you know.

Speaker 9 (01:02:12):
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Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Thank you very much. We want to know this morning.
What are you sick of paying extra for they're nickeling
diming us everywhere we go, and it's's kind of frustrating,
So tell us about it. Eight sixty six four four
five one oh five nine more of your calls. Right
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(01:02:34):
what are you sick of paying extra for everywhere we
you look?

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
We're getting nickel and dimed.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Like Laura's got She's going on a trip.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Soon Iowa, Iowa.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Yeah, visit some family And what's the problem with the
with the baggage for you?

Speaker 8 (01:02:49):
Just well, first of all, the whole thing is a mess,
and I'm pissed that I have to spend more money
on a flight coming home anyway. So I had my
my flight booked on Alaska and they don't nicolin dime
you at Alasta.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
But then my mom's like, oh, could you come home
a day later? Could you just like change your flights?

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
And I'll like just change my flights a week before
my flight. Sure, yeah, I'll do that. So I ended
up just buying an additional flight home, like one way
from Chicago hair to PDX. But I booked on Spirit
Airlines because the price was right here, great squeeze until
the price is wrong, because then they're like, well, okay,
but the flight is seventy five dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
But now you got to pay for a seat. Now
you gotta pay for your bag.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
You probably should. Yeah, you could have done Alaska for
a seat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Yeah, you unless because you if you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Go, it's like I think it's like thirty five bucks.

Speaker 8 (01:03:36):
Yeah, it ranges in price depending on where you want
to sit. Like if you want to sit in an
aisle seat, that's going to be at least probably fifty.

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
Your ticket will be eighty three bucks.

Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
But then you have to spend all you want to
sip a water on that battle exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:03:49):
So what I do is I just don't buy anything extra.
I say, no, you can pick my seat for me,
which means I'm gonna get middle SEATD.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Yeah, it's good. It's just gonna be the worse seat.

Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
And now I can take like the smallest backpack because
flying Alaska, I could have taken a carry on.

Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
Now, so you're gonna you're gonna follow that rule.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
You're not gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
I'm not.

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
For a trash flight, you know, I'm flying Spirit, but
it's really gonna be a luxury experience, and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
You could at least got in the front seat, you
know that front seat on the Spirit Flame you get
more room and if you get middle back seat on
a Spirit flight.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
But honestly, pretty much it was so late that all
of those seats were gone anyway, Like the seat selection
was garbage. So I was like, I'm not paying an
extra twenty five dollars for a seat. It's just like,
I like, what like and include it in the price
of the ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Mind.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
They grind so hard there that when we were coming
back from Vegas on Spirit, they come on the mic
and like, ladies and gentlemen, you're happy to know we
did have an exit row open up, so for forty
eight dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:04:52):
Like they're they're begging for forty eight bucks. They did
it like five different types, ladies, we still have row.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
No stop thirty six right here, thirty six two dollars,
honestly stop start lowering the price and maybe and they do.
They just keep bartering and you're like, oh my god,
this is embarrassing for you at the counter.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Yeah right, I mean, really, is your airline gonna Is
it gonna cripple? If I don't give you the extra
twenty two dollars for it might whatever you're charging.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
You should do a school bus of the sky. Yeah,
it might allow us.

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
Got to do a YouTube video on how you're gonna
live for three days.

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
And the backpack they allow you is like this. It's
a thimble.

Speaker 13 (01:05:31):
Alaska allowed me to carry on and a personal item.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
No, that's what I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
And Alaska is good like that, but when you get
into Frontier and Spirit territory, forget about it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
They gave me a coke and a coffee. I got
a full can the last flight I took. I can't remember.
I think it was United. I got the full can
episodea not just a glass. I was so excited I can. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
So it's a talk about anytime. Just download the iheartradiob
for your cell phone. Once you have the Bruce streaming,
press the microphone button. What are you sick of paying
extra four?

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Holy?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Hey crew? He oh yeah, I'm sick of PG man.
They need to stop raising rates.

Speaker 15 (01:06:09):
U last last time I checked, I went from last
year the same month and I go on up what
nothing's changed on my head? It's ridiculous, And yeah, it
needs to stop.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
They're trying to change.

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
They're trying to get him through another crew for another
rate high.

Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
Can you believe that we all of us went up
at least thirty percent?

Speaker 9 (01:06:31):
And they're like, oh, we got to do another who
approves that?

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Who's because because we need to demand that person not
approve that.

Speaker 13 (01:06:38):
I mean, anyway, if you're getting squeezed that hard, wouldn't
you start looking at like solar options?

Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
Yeah, but it's not that easy. I mean, the solar
thing is a much more difficult process.

Speaker 13 (01:06:48):
Like his house and he has zero electric bill.

Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Yeah, but it's I mean, but you got to jump
up front.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
It's an easy ten year math.

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
I live under Don Firs. I think i'd have light power.

Speaker 13 (01:07:00):
I think it still works, dude, I dost work the look.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
We got another talk back through the ihelready at morning
Berger crew.

Speaker 14 (01:07:08):
I am tired of the ATM charge. If you're not
going to the bank, your normal bank, and you have
to go somewhere else, you know, to pull it out,
and it's three point fifty to almost eight dollars in
certain places.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Come on, guys, it is getting ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Those of those fees are crazy because they are different
everywhere you go. And if you're in a party spot,
like in an area where you need cash for drinks
or they know it, they just crank it up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
And I was at the Clackamas Town Center and I
swear to god, it was in the food court and
that fee was like thirteen.

Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
Fifty or something like that dogcat.

Speaker 14 (01:07:42):
I remember.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
It was higher than anything that I'd done in Vegas.
And I remember going because I was at the food
court with my mom getting some Popeyes, getting that spicy chicken,
and I go, Mom, that was the craziest service fee
I ever have paid for in my life.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
I wanted to punch the ATM machine.

Speaker 13 (01:07:55):
I think we all agree the food court at Clacamus
Town Center is the party spot.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
I mean, if you're popping off at a Popeye's, it's hard
to get a cheat carousel. But so you remember a
dollar and I'm not saying beck in my day, but
it was a dollar fifty if you went to an ATM,
is a dollar fifty flat rate, didn't matter how much
cash you took out. Now you're like, maybe I should
take out more because they're buckling.

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
Me right to access your own money. It's just ridiculous.
I was just reading the other day, the average ATM
fee is up to four dollars and seventy seven.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
That's robber rich.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
It's just like, what's right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
We got text messages coming in on our lazy boy
text line. This text message comes from forty seven to
sixty seven, says listening this morning on our way to
drop the kids off at the sitters, and you guys
asked everyone, what is everyone tired of paying extra for?

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
And from the back seat, my seven year old replies,
your mom.

Speaker 8 (01:08:48):
Yeah, her prices have gone up, and it's you know,
it's it's not worth squeeze.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 13 (01:08:54):
Let's she gives you a discount if you pay.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Cat seventy three eight says I've been I've been paying
my truck payment for the last uh for the last
years with ten dollars fee for using my debit card
every month.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
And if you do the math on that, that's just crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:09:10):
And I just realized increasing, I guess have you guys noticed,
Like I went to my savings account and I had
moved a bunch of money from it to something else,
so I could see that number like through it was
very clear to me.

Speaker 9 (01:09:22):
And then I'm like where did the money go? I looked, and.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
They've been charging me a nine to ninety nine a
month for like five years service fee on this savings
account that used to be free.

Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
They're charging you to keep money in a savings account.

Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
Yeah, and I'm like, I keep telling myself, I gotta
get down to the bag. It's been about a month.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Yeah, that's crazy. I went.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
I went on a subscription killing spree the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
I subscription, I canceled some I didn't even know I
had access to her, Like, I don't know even know
what the site is.

Speaker 13 (01:09:56):
I believe there's a certain I think it's is it
Rocket Money that I.

Speaker 9 (01:09:59):
Think that's it. And then it'll just tell you what
you've got.

Speaker 13 (01:10:02):
It'll it like just does some sort of scan and
tells you what you're paying for.

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
I've seen that add forty eight hundred times and I
never clicked it, and I still am paying all this crap.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
So maybe I truely free yourself from the fees I should.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
This text comes from twenty six twelve. It says they
might charge extra for sauce because all the I guess
I don't know what the word is. He says that
people are throwing the packets into the streets.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
There's sauce in the streets.

Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
People, Well, that's not my problem. I know for a fact,
where Casey's to clean it up.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
If you're buying ver days sauce, red sauce, green sauce,
whatever you want to call it, that is not expensive
to make. And I know I sound like a nickel
and dimer, but you just pour a bunch of ingredients
into a vat and you make enough for a year.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
Charging me extra for sauce is crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:10:45):
That's actually what.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Everything else on the menu is going up in price.

Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
It's the price you busy. Your food's not that good.
I need the sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
This text comes from ninety seven to sixty. This person
says the ATM fees vary because they're not they're opened
by the bank the private people.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
Yeah, we know that, we know why you're squeezing, but
you also make your own price.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
I feeling that person owns a couple of eten machines.

Speaker 9 (01:11:06):
It's like, come on, dude, pay me.

Speaker 8 (01:11:07):
I guess that is a nice thing about being a
part of a credit union. I have a weird thing
where I just like won't bank in an actual bank
because of all the ridiculous fees and stuff where if
you go to a credit union, you can use any
other credit union's atm it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
Takes you a week to get your paycheck.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
I feel like Laura's always like it's the seventh and
I haven't been paying.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
That's not true.

Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
There's a wood wagon that's bringing it down to the credit.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Making stuff up.

Speaker 13 (01:11:28):
PRAI rolls there, Lauras says, I bank at a very
fine credit institution.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
It is maybe one of the best credit institutions. It
is the best.

Speaker 9 (01:11:36):
That's the best.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
We got some talk pack messages to the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 12 (01:11:39):
Absolutely fed up with the way that every single stupid
streaming service is either raising their prices or.

Speaker 9 (01:11:46):
Now putting in ads unless you pay more duty.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
It's getting out of control.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
I hear you, bro, Amazon Prime stuff forty dollars a
year and you're making me watch commercials.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
That is ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (01:11:57):
Broken promises is what it is.

Speaker 13 (01:12:00):
Definitely feels like a bait and switch and both criminal.

Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
It feels like a well I think they are getting sued,
aren't they. I mean, it's gonna it's gonna take years
for anything to come of that. If anything ever does.

Speaker 9 (01:12:09):
I'm sure bezos Is lawyers roll right over him.

Speaker 13 (01:12:12):
We'll all get a check for a dollar thirty eight
from the class action lawsuit, and we'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
More of your calls and texts coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura Dinner.

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It's Tanner, Drew and Laura coming up in a few minutes.
We're gonna check more of your talk back messages. So
if you got some say to the show, download the
iHeart Radio app and send it to us. Laura, did
you see the latest edition of Hot Ones and it's
one of your favorite shows?

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
No, I feel like Hot Ones has kind of jumped
the shark.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
If I'm being honest, I love I.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
Love Sean Evans, but I mean now that like everyone
knows about the show and it's super popular, they just
don't say no to anything, Like he interviewed Donald Donald
the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
So it's like a cartoon Remember when like Linno would
have the Muppets on or cartoon character.

Speaker 9 (01:13:02):
It was so.

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
Corny's fine, but it's like that's not the reason anyone
started watching this show.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
Shane Gillis said that he went on Hot Ones and
he bombed because everything funny that he said.

Speaker 6 (01:13:12):
They edited it out because the show's.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Gotten to a level now where it's not you can't
be edgy, it's gotten PG.

Speaker 9 (01:13:18):
Where he keep playing to the masses.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Yeah, and so like they said that he bombed bad
and it's a bad episode because.

Speaker 8 (01:13:25):
Yeah, it's not interesting anymore. I mean his questions are.

Speaker 6 (01:13:28):
You were obsessed with it though you like you were,
you would binge it all weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Yeah, I binge.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
Like however many seasons there are because I got into
it kind of late, and so I I've seen almost
every episode.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
But it's like, man, I don't know. And now, like Michael.

Speaker 8 (01:13:42):
Keaton was on interviewing Beetle Juice, and I'm like, that's
a clip I have here.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
So Beetlejuice, Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice went on Hot Ones
and and I guess in the skit, Beetlejuice drinks hot
sauce and critiques the ribs.

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
Here's Beetlejuice reacting to the hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
You ready see. I can't wait to see this.

Speaker 9 (01:14:02):
I am kind of excited about this.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
This is kind of cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
We'll see how are the ribs? By the way, some
early reminiscent of a guy in shallow.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
A guy I ate and see it's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
You sure you?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Okay? Yep, because I did a question for you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
And Laura loves farts, so maybe this is get your
head around this one.

Speaker 8 (01:14:29):
Yeah, I don't like farts while eating.

Speaker 9 (01:14:34):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
There's a times some wings and ript like who was it?

Speaker 8 (01:14:40):
I think it was Bobby Lee who pooped his pants
on the show and it was disgusting gross.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
I was so grossed out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Michael Keaton asks Beadle, asks beetlejuice. So, hold is it
Michael Keaton interviewing?

Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
Yeah, yeah, oh, I see Sean interviewing himself.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Sean isn't there, I guess not. So what are we.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Doing it carpool karaoke without James Gordon?

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
Yeah, we're going to continue it on. No, it is
what it is because it's him.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
Here's the clip. Here's where are some.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Of your influences? Well, Napoleon was a pal biaber, of course,
for obvious reasons.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Hearing him eats kind of gross.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Was a wild man.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
I can't wait to see beetlejuice.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Not not necessarily that episode of Hot Ones, but definitely good.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
And he looks grosser than the first one. You know,
he really has aged into it. He looks better because
he's older.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Right, and less makeup, and dude, it looks.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Great of course. Manona Ryder coming back? What's her name?
From Wednesday? Jenner Ortega is like the star and she's
just she's amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
She's a great actress. She's adorable.

Speaker 9 (01:15:50):
Jena Davis in the original, is she the wife of.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
Bald I don't think they're I didn't see him in
the trailer.

Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
They are dead in the movie, but they got to
show up as goat. I think so, but Baldwin was
in some trouble when this was being fun.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Yeah, but they've got to be They could film a
cameo at the last minute. Hopefully they show up as
ghouls or something and they do that face thing with
a cone like they had the cone faces or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Yeah, I can't wait to see it anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
If you want to see the trailers for both of those,
they're online at one of five nine in the brew
dot Com.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
Just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
Drew and Laura, Laura, you know, before we get into
another edition of while people are Dicks here, there are
so many shows, great shows still come into town. I
get so frustrated though, when I see them on like
a work night, a school night, a lot of hump days,
like so many shows. There's a band called day Seeker
who I love, uh, and they're gonna be at the

(01:16:46):
Crystal Ballroom Wednesday night. Man, of course, what was the
other band? Was Breaking Benjamin in Stained Wednesday night?

Speaker 9 (01:16:53):
Are they doing this to us? Because they play here?

Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
Then on Thursday they're gonna rest, and then Friday they're
gonna rock.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
So they're gonna be like a big yeah, big city.

Speaker 9 (01:17:00):
So annoyed.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
It really upsets me because I don't remember growing up.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
I'd go see shows at La Luna and the Rosaland
and stuff, but there were Friday Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:17:07):
But I also feel like, probably not like I remember
when I was younger, I would go to a show
on a Tuesday night and then wake up really bride
eyed and bush and damn for school the next day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Because you're fifteen, so I'm going to all those shows.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
So those those days are going to be rough and rough,
but I'm doing it because you know.

Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
You're gonna wish you went.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Yeah, and that's the whole thing. It's like life assured
by the damn concert.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Too, when you see people start posting pictures from the
show that you could have gone to but you decided
not to.

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
I get that, fomo man like that Green Day shows
a Wednesday as well, see, and it's like Providence Park
is awesome, But I don't know if I can like
sit anywhere.

Speaker 9 (01:17:46):
Near that back wall and handle that on a Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
I'm going to go see.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
So I'm gonna put myself through it, but I should.

Speaker 9 (01:17:54):
I just see myself at this age, I'm disappearing.

Speaker 8 (01:17:58):
We speak and start to think about it like I
don't know, And that's gonna be a lot of cranky
days for tan. I know.

Speaker 9 (01:18:03):
Just sworn you guys, we will persevere.

Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
Yeah, we'll all get through too bad.

Speaker 8 (01:18:07):
You don't even drink caffeine, you know. I can't even
bring it like an espresso or something.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
I know, I don't drink coffee. That's the I'm just
gonna have to be a cranky bitch for a little bit.
You guys can deal with it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:17):
Bring yourself a doctor. Pepper will be all right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
All right, So I know we were I know we
were gonna do a dumbass the dumbass of the Day.
But I'm looking at these stories. The story here, Yes,
the story could be a dumbass of the day, also
a dumbass, but it's but it's more of wile people
are dicks. Also, there's like three or four stories here
that that could squeeze into wile people are dicks.

Speaker 9 (01:18:37):
It's a whole bag of it's.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
A montage of wile people are dick's montage.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
I think so because these stories there's there's a whole
bunch of stories just people being jerks.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
So, yeah, we have to do this today.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Wow, people are dicks.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
It's really too bad.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Let's start to what's what's one do you want to
go with? You want the wedding cameraman who was accused
of photographing the bride while changing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Yeah, I think that's what it was. That's terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
A Minnesota wedding photographer, Mitchell Ringness, has been accused of
hiding a camera in a bridal suite.

Speaker 9 (01:19:10):
Jesus, I don't see the.

Speaker 7 (01:19:13):
Top end of that, Like, what, why is that exciting
to watch someone stand in their underpants.

Speaker 9 (01:19:18):
There's not nothing sexual is going to happen in that room.

Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
You want to hear what's really bad?

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Yes, The inappropriate footage was apparently provided to the police
by the photographer's own wife.

Speaker 9 (01:19:27):
Oh, she busted him. She found on his laptop.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
She's like, what is this garbage? And just breaking out
You're going to jake.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
Can you imagine like finding that and realizing that the
man you've been with for however long is actually a
huge creep.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
Huge per Investigators say footage was taken from a low
angle and recorded the victims getting dressed. The victim claimed
that she did she did not ask for any dressing
room photographer.

Speaker 7 (01:19:57):
Isn't that great for the album? Later bending over with
a wedgie?

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Of course, he's been in charge with interfering with privacy.
His company's website promises to quote provide you with time
timeless yet captivating photos and videos that will do justice
to unique, uniquely perfect love story.

Speaker 9 (01:20:15):
Underpants are timeless.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Me with a spank bank material.

Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
Also what a creep?

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
And he's he lost everything though, lost the job, lost
his freedom, lost his wife.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
M hmm.

Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
Not going to get a good rating on the business.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Better bitness Bureau's website pretty bad. This one is wild.
So this is the story I was going to start with.
This is the dumbass of the day. But also while
people are dicks, Okay, a surgeon is accused of letting
his daughter drill a hole into a patient's skull.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Come on, I come on, this can't be in this country,
can it?

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
How is his daughter even allowed in the er?

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
This wasnt Australia, but still sorry Austria. It did happen
in Austria and the guy has been accused of allowing
his teenage daughter to drill a hole into a patient's skull.
The thirty three year old alleged victim needed an operation
after a forestry accident in January, and he was taken

(01:21:21):
to Gras University Hospital. In April, an anonymous tip resulted
in a police investigation.

Speaker 6 (01:21:26):
As a result, the surgeon is charged.

Speaker 8 (01:21:29):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
The surgeon in charge of his emergency operation has now
been accused of allowing his thirteen year old daughter to.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Quote help help an operating.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Theater belongs to people who have a job there and
no one else. I guess it's theater. Is that like
what they would call it?

Speaker 8 (01:21:46):
I think when you watch in the window. I think
that's considered like either that or it's like an education
program where you're all in like and bleachers watching somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
You want to have like a cool story with your dad,
Like I've been doing this with my dad since I
was thirteen, dinner dinner together.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Yeah, Like don't go fishing, like do normal things.

Speaker 6 (01:22:06):
Build a treehouse, you don't drill in skull.

Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
Yeah, and when they're that age, you can simulate the
experience her just like maybe getting in a gown when
there's no patient and washing in. That would have been
cool with like a non surgery situation where there is
no patient, Like you know, my kid came here on
her birthday.

Speaker 9 (01:22:23):
We didn't have her running the console. Put him in
the spot where it's supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Yeah, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Another story that would work for while people are jerks
or dicks or whatever we call this guy all of
the above is a man, a Virginia man who's been
charged with robbing a kid's lemonade.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
Stand. Oh, come on now, what is happening?

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
What is going on in the world? You're knocking over lemonade?

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
These stories are all like today, These are today stories.

Speaker 9 (01:22:49):
There's something in the water.

Speaker 8 (01:22:51):
Well, I mean, how much was the kid charging for Lina,
That's the real question.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
So I guess This guy named Es Santil until nineteen
years old, is facing one count of petty larceny in
connection with the crime, which occurred August fourteenth. That's when
the man approached the lemonade stand that had been set
up by Rebecca and Josh Caldwell and grab the jar
containing their earnings, which is about forty bucks.

Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
Okay, that's pretty good, before.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Speeding off in his car, according to the police department.
As it turns out, the incident was proved to be
beneficial for the children, who are eight and ten years old.
When the news of the theft went viral, members of
the community began sending them money. As of Tuesday, they
collected more than sixty two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:23:36):
And it's when something pops off like that, that's great.
You're like, you know what, I'm going to make a
difference for this kid.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
I'm going to open up a lemonade stand and just
somebody can rob me.

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
That's all right, sixty two hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
That's great for those kids because they're going to put
that towards like a cool vacation or college or something.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
That's a good amount for a kid. I remember when
you had a couple of bones, how rich you felt
as a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:23:58):
Get three jan Sport backpacks without.

Speaker 9 (01:23:59):
Home, guy, they got one on the front, one of
the back.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
A lot of people out there just being jersey are dicks?

Speaker 6 (01:24:07):
They are?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
What is up with that? Well, you know it doesn't
It doesn't take that much to be nice. It's been nice.

Speaker 7 (01:24:14):
I don't think the universe allows you off if you
rob a lemonade stand. No, I don't think there's any
way back.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Lots of dicks today, yes, Laura, every day.

Speaker 6 (01:24:22):
Yea, I know you're cursed, all right, there's yeah your curse.

Speaker 9 (01:24:25):
Yeah, watch out for lightning.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
We got a few talkback messages to get to down
on the iarheart ready out for your cell phone.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
You're selly, so call it that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
I don't think so, dude.

Speaker 12 (01:24:38):
I uh so, I'm going to Lunicros tomorrow me too,
as a harder state fair. And it's tomorrow on a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Why can't it be like on Friday?

Speaker 9 (01:24:50):
Bro, I got Friday off, I got Monday off.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
I can't it be this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Yeah, I'm going to. But if you get Friday off
and like complain.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
The only reason I'm going tomorrow is because I've got Friday.

Speaker 9 (01:25:02):
Off, right, So that's the only way to get it done.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
Ganggang Son, Ganggang down with the iHeart Ready app for
your cell phone to send us a talk back today.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
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Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
When you are bored today at work or if you're
on the toilet just scrolling through your phone, go to
our website.

Speaker 6 (01:25:21):
That's what I do.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
I mean when I'm in the bathroom, might I'll sit
there for another ten minutes on my phone.

Speaker 8 (01:25:25):
Yeah, I would prefer not to think of people like
watching our content while they're pooping.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Yeah, if you want to watch it Laura's bungee jump
video while you poop today, go to one A five
nine in the brew dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
It might speed up the process. It might be so
scared you're like whoa, just like it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Is for Yeah, I do when I watch it, gains
sweaty palms, like when I watch people dangle off the
side of a building or do some stunt.

Speaker 9 (01:25:45):
Even the count during her jump that countdown on the
first one that we were playing on the air, is
like I was getting a little breathy and I'm not jumping.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
Yeah, no, I feel you. I was feeling the same thing.
So go check out the video when you get a chance.
One O five nine the brew dot com. That's also
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the show after the show, totally unedited and uncensored. That's
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(01:26:16):
got the trailer for Sonic The Hedgehog three kna reeves.
I guess it is the voice of Shadow. Is Shadow
a good guy or a bad guy?

Speaker 9 (01:26:22):
I would guess he's a good guy. That's just a guess.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
But also Shadow makes it sound like maybe he's a
bad guy.

Speaker 7 (01:26:30):
Maybe he starts as a bad guy and then Sonic
gets the better of him and then it buds.

Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
Anyway, that's online Sonic Shadow take hedgehog Land.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
That's the name of the movie.

Speaker 9 (01:26:41):
I think I take headchog Land.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:45):
I'm sure it's called Hedgehog lamb Sure, lots of rings.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
It's very creative one dot com. I would love playing
Sonic back in the day, but I would hit like
a spike and then lose all my rings.

Speaker 9 (01:26:56):
It's so mad slow Mo is your rings float Away?

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
I mean, if I'm a Mario guy, I mean, I
know Sonics for some kids.

Speaker 9 (01:27:03):
That's the thing I'll never forget, the Maria time.

Speaker 7 (01:27:05):
I saw someone play a Sega Genesis and it was Sonic,
and I was.

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
Like, Oh, did Sega have any other games, because that's
the only game I remember?

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
They had?

Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
Great game, did they? I Mortal Kombat.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
I remember playing the most on the Sega Genesis because
it had the blood code and you couldn't get the
blood code on the Nintendo version.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
And they had the Sega CD, which had cool graphics.
I feel like the time.

Speaker 7 (01:27:26):
And the Super Nintendo and the Genesis at the same
time revolutionized sports gaming with a game called Madden Oh,
which is now the biggest sports franchise in the history
of gaming.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
I've been around oh and rages on that on that console.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Yeah, there was a lot of good stuff back in
the day Sonic and Knuckles.

Speaker 8 (01:27:46):
Knuckles was the was the name of the sidekick, right,
That's what I was trying to think, Knuckles.

Speaker 9 (01:27:50):
I think Knuckles was in the second.

Speaker 6 (01:27:52):
Mortal Kombat two.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Uh, still bleeding, still bleeding and K two.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Still bleeding anyway, Yeah, get over here. Oh, I loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
You have to type in the blood code to do it, though,
you wouldn't get the blood unless you typed an A
B A C A B B and then you would
hear scorpions.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
So get over here.

Speaker 9 (01:28:07):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Yeah, And that's just like it's just to get the blood.

Speaker 6 (01:28:12):
So then when Saves your ripped a head off, you
could see the blood drip.

Speaker 9 (01:28:15):
Oh yeah, you want that drip.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
And that was so controversial back then. Now when you
watch Mortal Kombat, it is like comically boring. It's like
it's like joke. They're like stomp on a guy's skull.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Like they grilled his heart. Then they played.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
They do things like they're like we'll grill the guy's
heart and then eat the eggs next to it and
over the top.

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
I'm gonna play when I get home. I love it
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Our Donkey Shap podcast is next. Check that out. Don't
forget that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
Courts coming in here and at one o'clock he's got
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