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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
What's up, kiddos? Thanks for checking out Tanner to and
Laura's Donkey Show podcast. Oh heard online out one of
five nine in the brew dot Com, the iHeartRadio op
or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner, Drew's here,
Laura's here. Marcus is with us this morning. Yeah, Marcus, Uh,
yesterday was a big day. We had beef fodder walk
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across the city all the way from the radio station
and Tiger to Portland to the Motu Center in Portland
about ten point four miles tell you, m h. And
he did it. And he left nine minutes late and
got there twenty minutes early.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, he was moving and shaken.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Did I watched all the videos that you guys posted
on your socials and stuff, and it was awesome to
see the reception that he got and like everybody waiting
for him there at the motor Center. And I will
say this, you could tell he was hurting towards the end.
I wonder is he is he doing all right?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Now?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Have you guys seen him today, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:09):
We've definitely seen him. He is, he's a little achey.
He was apologetic because he did come.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
We mentioned that.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
He was limping during the event, you know, just like observational,
not like do you weakling, and he's like, I'm not.
He got super mad, and I think as adrenaline in
the moment was going so much that he didn't even
notice that he was limping until he saw the video.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, and you got to and you got a destination
and if you're not anywhere close to it, you almost
don't even want to acknowledge the issues.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You just keep going.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You just keep going because you got us. You know,
such a long way to go. But I could tell
I felt like halfway through you could start to see it.
But once he got like to Waterfront Park, is when
you could really see that limp that left and you
can see him doing in the video, whether it's the
Fox twelve video or the ones that we posted, you
can kind of see the limp.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
M h.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
And when when you're looking at his cheeks in that
one video, it's noticable.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
You get this and this has happened to me before
on like really long hikes when I'm hunting and I'm
out in the backwoods. You gotta have this little thing
that's like how it hurts, but it really doesn't matter,
Like I can't stop here and there. I doubt there
was any place where he felt like you could just
stop and call it like. He can't do that. He's
once he's on this journey. He's got to finish it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, push through the pain.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, just block it out of your mind, like you're
not stopping out here. For me, it's like, oh, get
eaten by a cougar. I need to keep going.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's why when I think about these marathon runners and
they want to like they start shit themselves, like eighteen
miles in or whatever. The mental strength that you have
to have, not just the physical strength because you need
that too, but the mental strength that you have to
have to do those things has got to be I
would think forty five of it.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yeah, because pain threshold is one thing there are I mean,
and we all see these people where they are so
quick to give up or to have an excuse that
they wouldn't make it. They would not make that four
hour gap because some people just sit down. Beef water
doesn't have that in him. I mean he could have
a bloody foot, he could have rashes in between his thighs.
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He would have continued, he might have slowed down and
maybe missed his mark. But some people out there, it's like,
you're like, you're quitting now is if there is a
chance to quit, they will And I didn't see one
bit of that in that guy.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I never have.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, so it was pretty amazing and we raised over
seven thousand dollars for autism the Autism Society of Orgon,
and the donations keep coming in, so you can still
do that at one five nine erer dot com. Yeah,
it got me thinking about this jogger. This video and
viral a while ago. Maybe we played it on the
air when it first popped up. But she's she's in
a marathon. She showed her pants. Oh yeah, but it's
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a televised marathon and a camera and a vehicle comes
up beside her and she asks the camera people to
not shoot her from the back because she just shot herself.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Felt as hot as she could and she went, hold
myself at my house.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Though.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It just keeps going. People are so serious about running.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, you know, like I don't understand it.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
They they'll just run until their body has to poop, yeah,
and then they'll run right through that.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
My cousin used to run competitively, and I guess this
is in like high school. This is a long time ago.
But she talked about hitting the wall, and she's like,
you hit the wall and you pee and new ship
and you like, your body just makes up its mind
and does whatever it does.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Those you have no control, those ultra marathons.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
What you hear about from these people, they have like
their underpants are full of filth and blood and and
all kinds, all the fluids. Their bodies, like I'm quitting.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Their nipples are are bleeding and sore.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Because your mind is one thing. The body does have
a limit.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Right when I when I got when I went to Disneyland,
I remember, just like the fourth day, my nipples being
kind of tender, just from like the friction rubbing against
my my shirt. And one time I I was sweating
a lot. I got sick once and I and I
was sweating a lot, and I remember my nipples hurting.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Then.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Oh yeah, oh dude, the old one, the good old days,
back when soccer jerseys were made of whatever was cheap. Yeah,
we used to get bloody nips all the time, especially
in the summer or when it gets hot out and
then they sweat and then you dry and then you shave.
It would be it would be so violent on them.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
How do you prevent that? Because I've never gotten bloody
nipples from like running or playing a sport and it.
But like obviously women wear sports bras or whatever else.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, that's right there. You've got a blog, so could you.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I mean, if you wanted to prevent that, could you
just like put on.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
A you could just tape them or whatever. But usually
you didn't.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
You're in the middle of a game and it starts
to hurt, you know, like hold on pause, I need
some movie tape.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I bet you. I bet you. There's a spray too.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I bet there's all kinds of cool stuff now, but
back in the nineties or like get over it, deal
with it.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, Talcon powder I think could be huge to keep
things dry. Like I had a buddy that used to
do Iron Man, which is they do the you know whatever,
They run for a shipload and then they swim for
a shipload and the last leg is bike.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, it goes swim bike run.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
There you go swim, bike run, So I think about
the monkey butt that I've gotten just walking around from
casino to casino in Las Vegas. And now you put
in like this saltwater swim. You put me on a
bike and I have to run. The taint rash must
be unfearable because it's never dry down there, and that's
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the only thing that keeps it from rashing up.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
And they can keep it dry, right, You got to
get on the bike directly after the waters, so like
you're soggy as hell, and I don't know if you've
ever like gone swimming in the ocean on vacation or something,
and then you've got to walk up to the store
and it's like your cheeks and your thighs.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Are like, dude, I mean, I guess I understand why
they put the swimming at the beginning, but wouldn't it
make more sense to do it at the end.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
That would be good, YEA, thinking about it too, The
swimming is probably the hardest part. Yeah, and then a
biking second, and then it makes sense. But yeah, if
you fall.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Off your bike, er you trip while you're running, they
can get you with an ambulance.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
If you sink in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Well yeah, no more iron.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Man people didn't make it. But what a race.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
They wouldn't call it an iron man, they'd call it
the weed out race, dead man.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Like, if you can't swim, you don't win.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
So, yes, beef Water had a bit of a limp,
but no bloody nipples. Everything was good there and we
did raise over seven kuh So what a great job
that was. We're gonna do it again next April, because
every April is autism acceptance month. Yes, and next April,
I think we'll go even bigger.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, you better start training now.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, I don't want to hear this.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Well, we ran out of time.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, be ready and get that hip going.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
There a bunch of stuff that we didn't get a
chance to talk about that. They just little news stories,
little tidbits. Okay, Starbucks, Starbucks, Star starbacks Star.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Cheaper than that.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, Starbucks is stepping away from automation apparently. Uh, they're
going to hire more baristas and move away from automation.
So places like McDonald's who are putting in more automation,
Starbucks is gonna go the other way around.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That's nice.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I love when there's a real person there. I don't
mind the kiosks sometimes I'm getting more used to it,
but I don't like it that we're just eliminating human
or interaction altogether. I don't like that. In fact, being
able to talk to somebody.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
The fact that they're not there as a backup sometimes
is concerning, you know, because if if it's not working
out on the kiosk, I would like to just walk
over and yeah, let's just close the deal here.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Especially at fast food like stop.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
This, it should certainly be an option.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I think, yeah, there should be people up there, and then,
like a kiosk, if the people are busy.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's like the whole gas station situation. It's like most
of them are still half full serve, the other half
self serve. So there's somebody there if you need it
otherwise do it yourself.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Do it your way though, and get it done. And
that's how we're more productive. Is Yeah, if there's five
people at the human I can do the kiosk. But
if it's just her and me, I'll go up and
talk to a real person.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Starbucks ceo excuse me. The Starbucks CEO said a quote
equipment doesn't solve the customer experience that we need to provide.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So well, I'm glad to hear somebody saying though.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, and that's the other thing.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
It's like the bebop but bop bop of it, Like
you get a little burned out when it's like, you
can't just ask for an extra sauce because the robot
won't allow that.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
And how's the robot gonna Are they gonna misspell your
name on?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's just gonna say, I'm like, who's going to misspell
your name? If you have AI doing you?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, so I may.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Spell your own.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I agree with a lot of what you guys are saying,
but I will also add that the Starbucks barista has
become like an identity and it might be like a
bottom ten worst identity in the country. And I'm telling
you right now, we're just leaning into putting more of
these people out there.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It can't be worse than the Dutch Bros identity though.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Well, I mean they're one and the same. It's just
coffee is the identity, right, and it's annoying coffee at
that And at least I find the Dutch Brothers ones
are overly friendly. I've got side eye, like just felt
like I was being condescended to it. Almost every Starbucks
I've ever been in. So because I'm not a big,
like I don't speak the language, I'm going to come
in or a large instead of Aventi and you're gonna
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look at me like an idiot and I hate you.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Yeah, Dutch Brows is always nice to you, you know,
and and that can be annoying, but at least they're
always kind. You know, you don't feel you don't feel.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Slight four in the morning. I want to tell you,
I like, come about what I'm up to today.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
But I'm like overly bubbling, overly bubbling and super energetic.
You like that guy in the movie Office Space where
he had all the flair on his vest.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh yeah, it's but also, you know what you're kidding
with Dutch bros. So if you don't prefer that, there's
probably a Starbus cross street. So it's like it's whatever.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Well, what is cool about Starbucks that has nothing to
do with your in store experience is that they have
and I wish all businesses that have people at lower
wages would do this. If you work at Starbucks, free
healthcare for your family, for your family, not just you.
So I know a guy who lives on the lake
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in the city where I live, where I could never afford,
and his wife works at Starbucks just to provide health
care for the entire family. Like, so them adding more baristas,
Like if we don't want to talk to him, that's fine,
but that's more people who are going to cover their
entire family on the boss.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
They don't do anything like that for us here or
anywhere that I hear of.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's pretty great if some companies have these great benefit packages.
And I would love to be.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Like and I've I've said to Amy, I'm like, you know,
when the kids are going to be good, Like you
know several copees like get let's talk.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
We go see a doctor. It's like a guy out
of a station wagon. Yeah, and he's been, he's been.
His license has been suspended for six months.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
But the girl who pours the chocolate at Starbucks, he
gets the good good.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's an interesting thing.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
And I wish more big employers would just trickle down
some of that, but the Bucks has that going.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
All right. This is another story I wanted to talk
to you guys about. Have you guys seen the picture
of this nineteen year old who's been who's been working
out just one trap? No, he's doing he's just working
one trap and he looks it looks like a fucking
birth defect. But because one trap is jacked and the
other one isn't.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Is there a reason? Is he just trying to be different?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Let me pull Hey court, court, did you hear about
this nineteen year old? You can't be a reason he's
working out just one trap?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
One trap.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, So here's this. Nineteen year olds have been gaining
social media attention by only working out his.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Uh do you have a picture?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Video?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It's got to be social experiment something.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Anyway, it's on the left side of his body. The
young man who goes by the crooked mon ten now
has a striking appearance with one thick one thick shoulder
and one smaller shoulder. Here it is.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
My doing.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And that's not just like that's not just like working
out like he's jacked. On that side.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
He looks like the hunchback of not.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I was about to say, quasi modeve that's what he
looks like.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's got to mess with like your posture and like
your bone structure and must.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Like if I saw him, I'd think it was a
birth defect.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, that's what I would.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Think, though, Laura, And look into his eyes and ask
yourself if that guy gives a ship.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
He clearly does not.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Right, Like.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
You're kind of your general bro, like he's doing this
because it's funny and who cares what it does to
his spine. He's gonna have skull.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
He has made click, He's made excellent progress. Though that
is a very large trash.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I mean, you think about that other one. If he
brought that up, then he feared like.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He looks so it looks like it was like a
superhero super serum that failed. Because half of his body
is jacked and the other half is just kind of
weak looking, and he only drank half the vial. It
looks like he's got h You know, you've seen these
guys in public or even on the Internet where they
just have like their necks are super swollen.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
It looks like what it looks like, Yeah, and that's
what he's got.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
He's got The left side of his neck is just massive.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
There needs to be an area where a neck exists,
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
But well, yeah, it's like his trap like directly attaches
to his skull almost yeah, But I.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Mean imagine being the lady at the bar who sees
him from the left side and she's like, oh, he's ripped,
and then he turns and you see.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
What is going on over there?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Now he that was his first goal, his next goal,
I guess the fitness and influencer plans to work out
only his right leg.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
So this is tougher.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
This is a tougher thing, you know, like because working
out your legs is tough enough, but to do it
like anything, like say you're doing squats, it's all one leg,
like you can do you can sit down, I guess
and work one leg, but I don't suggest.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
So he's nineteen years old. Now he's going to like
deeply regret this when he's in his twenties or thirties
when he.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Can't get that other leg to catch up, or you
can't get that other shoulder to ever catch.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Her, and then always have to like you have to
stop working out altogether.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
You can only pick up one side of the box
when you help your friends move.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Right, you can't flipping the box.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Yeah, that he could throw the couch from the parking
lot with one arm.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It is a one arm top.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Imagine being in a canoe with this guy and spinning circles.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yeah, what a bitch. But I don't know why people
do this to themselves on the internet. Why not pranks
I think are annoying, But I get you know, like
when you're physically changing your appearance.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
For nineteen I mean, this is your body still growing
and you don't know shit yeah about anything.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
And this is the time when like you could have
done both of those it looked great.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yeah, yeah, this is your crusher times and you're wasting
time trying to go viral.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yep, all to be Internet famous for just a little bit,
that's it.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
And to be looked at by most people as a dumbass.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
We're doing it right, Yeah, Like, well it's not funny.
I don't go not all hits are good.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I don't want to go viral for being a moron.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
When he hear you know I'm laughing at him.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
I certainly laughed when I saw that picture, especially with
the seriousness of the weightlifter on his face. Like I
cracked up for probably three minutes over that picture. But
I wasn't laughing with him.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And he doesn't get at it. These people don't get
that part of it.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, it's it's sad. But that's what this kid's doing.
And if you want to follow him, he goes by
what the hell is his big long name again, the
the crooked mon ten Mon. That's him.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Everything you need to know about him, doesn't it.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
It means that means there's.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Oh god, uh see, what else did we talk about today? Oh,
we didn't talk about this. I think we mentioned it
maybe in the news the other day. But Homeland Security
will be enforcing the May seventh real ID deadline.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, which is.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
A week from tomorrow, which Homeland Security.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
That's interesting because you're not even allowed to leave the
country without a passport.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So why what are they doing.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
I think they just I think they run t Esa
in general, so they do.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Yeah, because you can probably go to Canada with a
real ID. I'm not one hundred percent sure.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, I'm not sure either.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Past that's one of the things that they did with
it is that you can cross in Canada with the
new one. I thought that was what I read, but
I could be mistakes.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I'd be great because I I could get into Canada
with my I had a passport card. I never actually
had a passport exactly. It was like a card like
an ID, but it was just a yeah, so it
could get me into Canada, Mexico, and I think some
of the like some of the islands the Caribbean.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Back in the nineties and early two thousands, we would
go ski at Whistler and take a bus there and
they just wave your bus through like there was no
let's see, I'm gonna need sixty five passports like they
do now right.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, they care more about whether you're bringing fruit across
the border than they cared about your idea.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You do see oranges and stuff spiked all over the ground.
You're like, I'm not getting God.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, Marcus.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I went to Canada in college to get wasted at
nineteen and legally, by the way, which is the only
reason you should go. But that's why the only I
actually had to have a Social Security card back then.
This was in two thousand and four, and my sister
was living up in Seattle, and she's like, yeah, we'll
go to Canada to bring your Social and I brought
it and that's all. They check that in your ID.
But I did just do some research real ID cards
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will not get you into Canada or Mexico. You're still
going to need that passport.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well, I mean it does make sense though, because well,
I guess if you're driving, it's a different story. But
you can't even fly. You can't fly domestically without the
real ID. It's not just internationally. You just you have
to have it.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Just And the reason I had said it, I didn't
realize that they run TESA.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
So passports are still acceptable for domestic and international air travel.
A non real ID compliant licenses are valid for driving
and other other proposed outside federal requirements. TSA has been
engaging engaging with the States airlines and the public to
encourage compliance leading up to the May seventh deadline. I
still have not gotten my real ID, and I was
talking to it because I want to go to I
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was going to go to Texas in May this month.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh yeah, you got to get it quick.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I mean, I don't think I'm gonna be able to
get it in time.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
No, yeah, I mean, well, what do you mean a
y a day of Yeah, if you go to the
d m V it takes you, doesn't you just have to.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I would go.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
I don't know about that because so many people don't
have their real IDs. There was a story that came
out in the news probably two weeks ago saying that
they're way backed up because everybody just realized, oh crap,
I need a real ID, and like they're I mean,
you can go, but it will take you, like several
hours sitting in the DMV ortment, I think. But even
with the appointment, it doesn't guarantee you you're going to
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be seen right away. That just gets you in the room.
Because my wife had to go to the DMV. She
made an appointment and she was there for hours, even
with the appointment.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
And not all of it's the same.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
You know, we made an appointment and luckily we were
like skirt right in there, but it wasn't during this time.
But you can get if you want to go to Texas,
you can get it same day. You just have go
to one where they've got a store. Like there's a
burger place next door to the one in l O
go eat.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
That's and that's the one that's the one that I
always go to because it's everyone's nice there at least
when I've been there, and the line is pretty short.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Sure, because they don't want to be yelled at by
all the rich people.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Well, I will check in. I will report back and
see if I get it time. I haven't booked any
airplane tickets yet, but so you're still in the I
was singing about like the like the you know, in
the the twenty fourth or something like that.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, I mean, just go get it done. You'll just
have to be proactive about it.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I'll try it. I'll see what you guys, I'll see
what it says. And all you guys know what else
we're not talking about today? Da da da da. Flight
attendants warned that you should never use the free airline blanket.
I guess they don't wash them. They just throw They
give them to a passenger on the plane, throw it
back in the closet.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
It's not like the old days where there was a
blanket on every chair and it's like, do you have
a blanket?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
We might have one.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah, I think I think a lot of people in
this room would agree with this. A new survey found
seventy two percent of Americans prefer staying in with friends
instead of going out.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Yes, when it comes to partying, absolutely, yeah, I like
staying in. I like to go out if it's you know,
like if we're going to go to an event, I
like to go somewhere first and make it a whole thing.
But just going out to spend money in a circle
when we could do it in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's a big group. I'd rather do it.
It's somebody's place always.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Go to, like a bar or something, or a club
or something like that. That's goddamn loud. You can't hear.
I can't understand anything. Anybody's that.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And it's expensive.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, so there's that.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
When uh.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Oh, I wanted to play you this clip. Bill Burr
was on the Kelly Clarkson show Clark and you know
he's always ranting about something. Yeah, he talks about how
he controls his anger, how he manages his anger. So
how does Bill Burr do it, because apparently he gets
pretty angry.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
He doesn't. I feel like he's always angry.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
He's just constantly and you should see if he didn't. Well,
Bill Burr says he listens to low fi music.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I've been trying to get over my anger issues.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
So I discovered this music low fi to try to like,
you know, I'm like a reslue dog, like keep me calm,
don't trigger me, yeah trigger, but like through like what
listening to lo fi. I then found this this new
genre of music called shoegaze. Yeah, it's like maybe I'll
just stare at my shoes and listen to this atmosphere
(22:00):
music for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Look, shoegaze is where it's a shoe geze has been
around forever.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
It really I mean listening to shoe gays music back
in the nineties, and.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Is it like that just atmosphere to just gaze stand
there and gaze at your shoes.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Super mellow steps and the low fi stuff. I throw
that on in the background like if I'm writing, because
I can't write if there's if there's lyrics, okay, because
then I started listening to the lyrics and I can't
write anything. So yeah, there's there's a bunch of those
low fight Like go on YouTube and just type in
low fi hip hop or something like.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Mood a good mood Center. Yeah yeah, yeah, I get
it right.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
He also says that smiling helps, like if he just
finds himself getting really really hot. This is also this
is something that I do just sound.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Like a then you just look like a maniac if
you're like, smile.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Through your pain, but like it it fake it till
you make it works.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
So here's what his bill, George.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
Saint Pierre, the UFC legend said for anger, like when
you get angry, to smile, to just smile.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
When you're you're starting to like.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Snap, you know, driving down the street or whatever. And
I didn't think that made any sense, but then I
started doing it. And what's funny is when you smile it,
I guess it releases this chemical and then you just
feel stupid for being like that angry or whatever. So
whatever I'm trying, I'm wearing sweaters.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I'm doing what i can. All Right, I'm making I'm
making an effort.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, he's trying to do what he can.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Sweater will definitely help.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
I think it's so funny that he's he's one of
these comics who got famous later, you know, and so
he he went through like this whole thing. Or he's
in his late twenties and was failing as a comic,
and his dad's like so when he getting a job, yeah,
and he was like I was, I was an inch
away from punting on the whole thing because it's like, well,
am I a loser?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Because you're either.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Am I that guy? He says, am I that guy?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Yeah, you either make it or you don't, right, And
so like you keep coming back every Christmas and people
are like, oh, you're still doing the thing. Pat pat
on your head. So he was right there. Yeah, and
then it finally came through some.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Of the best Bill burst of his old school Opian
Anthony back in the day when it was like a
good show and not fully racist and awful.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
And they would just pass the reins to these cars.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah, they would give like Jim Norton his space and
Bill Burr had so much free time on the Opian
Anthony show back in the day. It was great. If
you go to YouTube, you can just search for days
and find all the old school Bill Burr stuff with
OPI and Anthony.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, he's he's a classic.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I hear Marcus breathing. I thought he was going to
say something.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Oh sorry, I was a little close to my mica.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
What was the best day of your life? Can you
think of the best day of your life that you've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'd like to think the best day of my life
is yet to come.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Well, Ben Affleck says playing catch with Tom Brady was
one of the best days of his life, aside from
the birth.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Of his children.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
I'm sure he liked the Tom Brady thing more. Let's
be here's Ben Affleck. We heard that you once. I
got to run routes with Tom Brady?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
All right, what was it like?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Did you How many completions did we get? What were
you running? What kind of routes are you running? I
don't know if they have a name. I'm sure I
disgraced every receiver.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's ever running out to this day, aside from the
birth of Mike children.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
They're the greatest.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, he's you know, there's so chin nuts to Tom
him and yeah him and Matt him and Matt damon.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
He getting so much fleck right now because he's promoting
his accountant movies. So he's going on every one of
these podcasts.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
It is.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
He didn't make a funny point about you know, because
people are like, dude, we're always grumpy and I heard
on that podcast and he's not. He's and he made
a good point. He goes, Okay, so if you're like
waving sticks at a wild animal and like you're like
trying to get him rousted, and you take a picture
when that animal is now rousted?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Am I gonna look happy?
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Are you going to be happy? And I mean it's
a good point.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Nobody gets paid when it's a picture of him having
a nice lunch.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
One of the things I've always wanted to do is
interview somebody like who's super famous like that who's been
turned into a meme? And like the picture of Ben
Affleck outside of an apartment or whatever, and he's smoking
a cigarette.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
And I think this is what he's he's reference and
he just looks exhausted.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
You know, It's just it's become a huge meme. I'd
love to know what look at this photo, Ben, What
were you thinking in this exact moment?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Like was it were you irritated with pop Arrozzi? Was
it something inside that's why you needed to go out
and have a smoke. Like do you remember that exact moment?
Because I bet he does.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm sure it's funny that he goes. He goes.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Everyone thinks I'm an irritated person. He's like, because you
have a picture of me irritated When I'm doing things
I enjoy I'm not irritated, but I don't enjoy is
you taking a picture of me?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
And I don't like the internet doesn't care about the
happy photos of Ben Affleck.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Well, that's scholar for that.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
We want to see the upset photos of him just
stressed out being a dad.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yep, you know that that stuff is more relatable.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
I feel then, And you see some of these guys
just quit Hollywood all together. They're just like rich as hell,
and they're just like, am done.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You're like, how could you be done? The Rick Moranas
of the world.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
This is disgusting, And I feel like Jack Black is
kind of even that way because all he's doing now
is like voicing cartoons, which is smart, and I feel
like he's just said, you know, I'm just gonna do
the easy shit.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Side note this is doesn't have anything to do with
Ben Affleck looking cranky, but interesting tidbit about Jack Black
to read about this. He has the shortest song to
ever chart on the Billboard Hot one hundred. It's called
No It's thirty four seconds, maybe even less than that.
You should look it up because it's actually such a bop.
(27:35):
It is Steve's Lava Chicken and it's from the Minecraft movie.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh yeah, and it is sounds terrible.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
The oh Darry, it's Tanner play it.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Well, that's the problem is we can't.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Damn We'll get a copyright. Yeah, mark Man almost just
tackled me, right.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Yeah, right, I called the lawyers there on the phone.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I'll look it up after the show. But I heard
that he did another song for the Minecraft movie because
they saw that the Peaches did so well. They're like,
we got to have him do one for us. Yeah, that's
all it is.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
I wonder how much research went into that Peaches or
if it's just off the cuff, because it's it does
that thing to kids that Pixar movies do. I have
a feeling it freaking locked them in, like to where
they were just like Peaches.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
I have a feeling that's aid Jack Black, we need
a Mario movie, sorry, a song for the Mario movie.
And then he probably made a couple and they just
chose one because the song is very Jack Black, So
I'm assuming they let him.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Yeah, But whatever he did, he really tapped into like
that subliminal robot that comes out in a child and
and us as adults we did too.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Peaches Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, peaches out there. So was that
song was a jam?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, Ben Affleck is uh. You know, he's not always crank,
not always cranky, but.
Speaker 7 (28:55):
But when his picture you better believe it. That's why
you don't get him at a comic con.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I mean, he hasn't he hasn't gone through three divorces
because he's a happy guy all the time.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You hear him talking about the bad suit, No, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
He said it was it was torture, you know, because
you know, you look cool and everything, but it it's
not designed for the human wearing it. In mind, they
do not care about the person inside of it, you guys.
They only cared about what it looked like. About that. Yeah, yeah,
but you would think that like, okay, maybe yeah, maybe
air it out in some spots it's pain. Yeah, So,
(29:27):
I mean, I guess when you're getting paid six million
dollars for a movie or whatever else, put on the suit.
But he says it was torture, and he says it
wasn't fun to wear. It was the worst part about
the movie.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
That's why they changed the suit for Christian Bale from
the first movie. To the second movie. I mean they
made a joke of it in the in the in
the movie itself, like oh, you want to be able
to turn your head, uh, and that, but that was
a real thing. Like the first movie, he was he
was going through it because he could not learn his
head because it's you're wearing this giant rubber condom on
his head. And he's like, if I'm going to do
(29:56):
this again, I need to be able to look around
a little bit. And they're like, oh, that's weird, Okay,
I guess we can do fine.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
He'd be on set for an hour and all that
black paint around his eye would just start to smear
it because he'd be smiling so much. Yeah, it sounds
like all the superhero suits are just a nightmare to wear.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And then Batman from the beginning of time, every one.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Of them is like sucks. Yeah, he's the worst.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Speaking of Batman, though, did you see you can actually
buy the Tumbler the real like they built, not not
one from the movie, but they built an actual working
batmobile basically, and it's it's I guess it's like two
million dollars or something like that.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
They'd probably be a cool like into the world vehicle,
you know, if you're trying to get off a rough terrain.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, because Joe Burrow bought it one of them. Wow.
NFL money, baby, dude.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, he's that that quarterback money uh is something else,
but I'm pretty sure. I'm not sure if he bought
the Uh yeah, recently purchased a fully functional replica of
the Batman tumblr.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
There was only ten made.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Yeah, and Joe Burrow's got one of them.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Ye. Wow, of course he does, point Joe.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
I do like Joe though, So if someone's gonna go
like his frosted hips like that. He that he smoked
that cigar after the natty and then the security guard
tried to take it from me.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
He's like, get out, all right. That does it for us.
We will see you tomorrow. One more show for the week.
Creed tickets coming up tomorrow. One more pair to see Creed.
What else? Uh? We have a comedian coming in here.
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Look look up.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Are we gonna do cheers and jeers? Yes?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
All right, Jeff Jeff.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It is Jeff, Jeff Jefferson of the Jets.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Jeff exclamation point, Jeff, What the hell.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Professionalism is oozing out of this podcast right now.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
He's gonna listen to him, be like, I'm not going.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
What it is.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I'm not seeing any gems I see.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Oh, Francisco, Francisco, that's him.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
He'll be in here on Friday, Jeff. His name is Francisco.
I don't know, okay where.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I don't know where Jeff came from, but courts mind
Francisco Ramos.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yes, we'll be in here Friday tomorrow morning at seven thirty,
so we will see you then.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Transform You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
What's up, kiddos? Thanks for checking out Tanner to and
Laura's Donkey Show podcast. Oh heard online out one of
five nine in the brew dot Com, the iHeartRadio op
or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner, Drew's here,
Laura's here. Marcus is with us this morning. Yeah, Marcus, Uh,
yesterday was a big day. We had beef fodder walk
(00:35):
across the city all the way from the radio station
and Tiger to Portland to the Motu Center in Portland
about ten point four miles tell you, m h. And
he did it. And he left nine minutes late and
got there twenty minutes early.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, he was moving and shaken.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Did I watched all the videos that you guys posted
on your socials and stuff, and it was awesome to
see the reception that he got and like everybody waiting
for him there at the motor Center. And I will
say this, you could tell he was hurting towards the end.
I wonder is he is he doing all right?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Now?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Have you guys seen him today, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:09):
We've definitely seen him. He is, he's a little achey.
He was apologetic because he did come.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
We mentioned that.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
He was limping during the event, you know, just like observational,
not like do you weakling, and he's like, I'm not.
He got super mad, and I think as adrenaline in
the moment was going so much that he didn't even
notice that he was limping until he saw the video.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, and you got to and you got a destination
and if you're not anywhere close to it, you almost
don't even want to acknowledge the issues.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You just keep going.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You just keep going because you got us. You know,
such a long way to go. But I could tell
I felt like halfway through you could start to see it.
But once he got like to Waterfront Park, is when
you could really see that limp that left and you
can see him doing in the video, whether it's the
Fox twelve video or the ones that we posted, you
can kind of see the limp.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
M h.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
And when when you're looking at his cheeks in that
one video, it's noticable.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
You get this and this has happened to me before
on like really long hikes when I'm hunting and I'm
out in the backwoods. You gotta have this little thing
that's like how it hurts, but it really doesn't matter,
Like I can't stop here and there. I doubt there
was any place where he felt like you could just
stop and call it like. He can't do that. He's
once he's on this journey. He's got to finish it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, push through the pain.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, just block it out of your mind, like you're
not stopping out here. For me, it's like, oh, get
eaten by a cougar. I need to keep going.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's why when I think about these marathon runners and
they want to like they start shit themselves, like eighteen
miles in or whatever. The mental strength that you have
to have, not just the physical strength because you need
that too, but the mental strength that you have to
have to do those things has got to be I
would think forty five of it.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yeah, because pain threshold is one thing there are I mean,
and we all see these people where they are so
quick to give up or to have an excuse that
they wouldn't make it. They would not make that four
hour gap because some people just sit down. Beef water
doesn't have that in him. I mean he could have
a bloody foot, he could have rashes in between his thighs.
(03:10):
He would have continued, he might have slowed down and
maybe missed his mark. But some people out there, it's like,
you're like, you're quitting now is if there is a
chance to quit, they will And I didn't see one
bit of that in that guy.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I never have.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, so it was pretty amazing and we raised over
seven thousand dollars for autism the Autism Society of Orgon,
and the donations keep coming in, so you can still
do that at one five nine erer dot com. Yeah,
it got me thinking about this jogger. This video and
viral a while ago. Maybe we played it on the
air when it first popped up. But she's she's in
a marathon. She showed her pants. Oh yeah, but it's
(03:46):
a televised marathon and a camera and a vehicle comes
up beside her and she asks the camera people to
not shoot her from the back because she just shot herself.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Felt as hot as she could and she went, hold
myself at my house.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Though.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It just keeps going. People are so serious about running.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, you know, like I don't understand it.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
They they'll just run until their body has to poop, yeah,
and then they'll run right through that.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
My cousin used to run competitively, and I guess this
is in like high school. This is a long time ago.
But she talked about hitting the wall, and she's like,
you hit the wall and you pee and new ship
and you like, your body just makes up its mind
and does whatever it does.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Those you have no control, those ultra marathons.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
What you hear about from these people, they have like
their underpants are full of filth and blood and and
all kinds, all the fluids. Their bodies, like I'm quitting.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Their nipples are are bleeding and sore.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Because your mind is one thing. The body does have
a limit.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Right when I when I got when I went to Disneyland,
I remember, just like the fourth day, my nipples being
kind of tender, just from like the friction rubbing against
my my shirt. And one time I I was sweating
a lot. I got sick once and I and I
was sweating a lot, and I remember my nipples hurting.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Then.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Oh yeah, oh dude, the old one, the good old days,
back when soccer jerseys were made of whatever was cheap. Yeah,
we used to get bloody nips all the time, especially
in the summer or when it gets hot out and
then they sweat and then you dry and then you shave.
It would be it would be so violent on them.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
How do you prevent that? Because I've never gotten bloody
nipples from like running or playing a sport and it.
But like obviously women wear sports bras or whatever else.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, that's right there. You've got a blog, so could you.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I mean, if you wanted to prevent that, could you
just like put on.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
A you could just tape them or whatever. But usually
you didn't.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
You're in the middle of a game and it starts
to hurt, you know, like hold on pause, I need
some movie tape.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I bet you. I bet you. There's a spray too.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I bet there's all kinds of cool stuff now, but
back in the nineties or like get over it, deal
with it.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, Talcon powder I think could be huge to keep
things dry. Like I had a buddy that used to
do Iron Man, which is they do the you know whatever,
They run for a shipload and then they swim for
a shipload and the last leg is bike.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, it goes swim bike run.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
There you go swim, bike run, So I think about
the monkey butt that I've gotten just walking around from
casino to casino in Las Vegas. And now you put
in like this saltwater swim. You put me on a
bike and I have to run. The taint rash must
be unfearable because it's never dry down there, and that's
(06:30):
the only thing that keeps it from rashing up.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
And they can keep it dry, right, You got to
get on the bike directly after the waters, so like
you're soggy as hell, and I don't know if you've
ever like gone swimming in the ocean on vacation or something,
and then you've got to walk up to the store
and it's like your cheeks and your thighs.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Are like, dude, I mean, I guess I understand why
they put the swimming at the beginning, but wouldn't it
make more sense to do it at the end.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
That would be good, YEA, thinking about it too, The
swimming is probably the hardest part. Yeah, and then a
biking second, and then it makes sense. But yeah, if
you fall.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Off your bike, er you trip while you're running, they
can get you with an ambulance.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
If you sink in the ocean.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Well yeah, no more iron.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Man people didn't make it. But what a race.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
They wouldn't call it an iron man, they'd call it
the weed out race, dead man.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Like, if you can't swim, you don't win.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
So, yes, beef Water had a bit of a limp,
but no bloody nipples. Everything was good there and we
did raise over seven kuh So what a great job
that was. We're gonna do it again next April, because
every April is autism acceptance month. Yes, and next April,
I think we'll go even bigger.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, you better start training now.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, I don't want to hear this.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Well, we ran out of time.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, be ready and get that hip going.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
There a bunch of stuff that we didn't get a
chance to talk about that. They just little news stories,
little tidbits. Okay, Starbucks, Starbucks, Star starbacks Star.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Cheaper than that.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, Starbucks is stepping away from automation apparently. Uh, they're
going to hire more baristas and move away from automation.
So places like McDonald's who are putting in more automation,
Starbucks is gonna go the other way around.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That's nice.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I love when there's a real person there. I don't
mind the kiosks sometimes I'm getting more used to it,
but I don't like it that we're just eliminating human
or interaction altogether. I don't like that. In fact, being
able to talk to somebody.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
The fact that they're not there as a backup sometimes
is concerning, you know, because if if it's not working
out on the kiosk, I would like to just walk
over and yeah, let's just close the deal here.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Especially at fast food like stop.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
This, it should certainly be an option.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I think, yeah, there should be people up there, and then,
like a kiosk, if the people are busy.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's like the whole gas station situation. It's like most
of them are still half full serve, the other half
self serve. So there's somebody there if you need it
otherwise do it yourself.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Do it your way though, and get it done. And
that's how we're more productive. Is Yeah, if there's five
people at the human I can do the kiosk. But
if it's just her and me, I'll go up and
talk to a real person.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Starbucks ceo excuse me. The Starbucks CEO said a quote
equipment doesn't solve the customer experience that we need to provide.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So well, I'm glad to hear somebody saying though.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, and that's the other thing.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
It's like the bebop but bop bop of it, Like
you get a little burned out when it's like, you
can't just ask for an extra sauce because the robot
won't allow that.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
And how's the robot gonna Are they gonna misspell your
name on?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's just gonna say, I'm like, who's going to misspell
your name? If you have AI doing you?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, so I may.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Spell your own.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I agree with a lot of what you guys are saying,
but I will also add that the Starbucks barista has
become like an identity and it might be like a
bottom ten worst identity in the country. And I'm telling
you right now, we're just leaning into putting more of
these people out there.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It can't be worse than the Dutch Bros identity though.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Well, I mean they're one and the same. It's just
coffee is the identity, right, and it's annoying coffee at
that And at least I find the Dutch Brothers ones
are overly friendly. I've got side eye, like just felt
like I was being condescended to it. Almost every Starbucks
I've ever been in. So because I'm not a big,
like I don't speak the language, I'm going to come
in or a large instead of Aventi and you're gonna
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look at me like an idiot and I hate you.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Yeah, Dutch Brows is always nice to you, you know,
and and that can be annoying, but at least they're
always kind. You know, you don't feel you don't feel.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Slight four in the morning. I want to tell you,
I like, come about what I'm up to today.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
But I'm like overly bubbling, overly bubbling and super energetic.
You like that guy in the movie Office Space where
he had all the flair on his vest.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh yeah, it's but also, you know what you're kidding
with Dutch bros. So if you don't prefer that, there's
probably a Starbus cross street. So it's like it's whatever.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Well, what is cool about Starbucks that has nothing to
do with your in store experience is that they have
and I wish all businesses that have people at lower
wages would do this. If you work at Starbucks, free
healthcare for your family, for your family, not just you.
So I know a guy who lives on the lake
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in the city where I live, where I could never afford,
and his wife works at Starbucks just to provide health
care for the entire family. Like, so them adding more baristas,
Like if we don't want to talk to him, that's fine,
but that's more people who are going to cover their
entire family on the boss.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
They don't do anything like that for us here or
anywhere that I hear of.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's pretty great if some companies have these great benefit packages.
And I would love to be.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Like and I've I've said to Amy, I'm like, you know,
when the kids are going to be good, Like you
know several copees like get let's talk.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
We go see a doctor. It's like a guy out
of a station wagon. Yeah, and he's been, he's been.
His license has been suspended for six months.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
But the girl who pours the chocolate at Starbucks, he
gets the good good.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's an interesting thing.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
And I wish more big employers would just trickle down
some of that, but the Bucks has that going.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
All right. This is another story I wanted to talk
to you guys about. Have you guys seen the picture
of this nineteen year old who's been who's been working
out just one trap? No, he's doing he's just working
one trap and he looks it looks like a fucking
birth defect. But because one trap is jacked and the
other one isn't.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Is there a reason? Is he just trying to be different?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Let me pull Hey court, court, did you hear about
this nineteen year old? You can't be a reason he's
working out just one trap?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
One trap.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, So here's this. Nineteen year olds have been gaining
social media attention by only working out his.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Uh do you have a picture?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Video?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It's got to be social experiment something.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Anyway, it's on the left side of his body. The
young man who goes by the crooked mon ten now
has a striking appearance with one thick one thick shoulder
and one smaller shoulder. Here it is.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
My doing.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And that's not just like that's not just like working
out like he's jacked. On that side.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
He looks like the hunchback of not.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I was about to say, quasi modeve that's what he
looks like.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
That's got to mess with like your posture and like
your bone structure and must.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Like if I saw him, I'd think it was a
birth defect.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, that's what I would.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Think, though, Laura, And look into his eyes and ask
yourself if that guy gives a ship.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
He clearly does not.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Right, Like.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
You're kind of your general bro, like he's doing this
because it's funny and who cares what it does to
his spine. He's gonna have skull.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
He has made click, He's made excellent progress. Though that
is a very large trash.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I mean, you think about that other one. If he
brought that up, then he feared like.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He looks so it looks like it was like a
superhero super serum that failed. Because half of his body
is jacked and the other half is just kind of
weak looking, and he only drank half the vial. It
looks like he's got h You know, you've seen these
guys in public or even on the Internet where they
just have like their necks are super swollen.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
It looks like what it looks like, Yeah, and that's
what he's got.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
He's got The left side of his neck is just massive.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
There needs to be an area where a neck exists,
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
But well, yeah, it's like his trap like directly attaches
to his skull almost yeah, But I.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Mean imagine being the lady at the bar who sees
him from the left side and she's like, oh, he's ripped,
and then he turns and you see.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
What is going on over there?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Now he that was his first goal, his next goal,
I guess the fitness and influencer plans to work out
only his right leg.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
So this is tougher.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
This is a tougher thing, you know, like because working
out your legs is tough enough, but to do it
like anything, like say you're doing squats, it's all one leg,
like you can do you can sit down, I guess
and work one leg, but I don't suggest.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
So he's nineteen years old. Now he's going to like
deeply regret this when he's in his twenties or thirties
when he.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Can't get that other leg to catch up, or you
can't get that other shoulder to ever catch.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Her, and then always have to like you have to
stop working out altogether.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
You can only pick up one side of the box
when you help your friends move.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Right, you can't flipping the box.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Yeah, that he could throw the couch from the parking
lot with one arm.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It is a one arm top.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Imagine being in a canoe with this guy and spinning circles.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yeah, what a bitch. But I don't know why people
do this to themselves on the internet. Why not pranks
I think are annoying, But I get you know, like
when you're physically changing your appearance.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
For nineteen I mean, this is your body still growing
and you don't know shit yeah about anything.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
And this is the time when like you could have
done both of those it looked great.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yeah, yeah, this is your crusher times and you're wasting
time trying to go viral.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yep, all to be Internet famous for just a little bit,
that's it.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
And to be looked at by most people as a dumbass.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
We're doing it right, Yeah, Like, well it's not funny.
I don't go not all hits are good.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I don't want to go viral for being a moron.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
When he hear you know I'm laughing at him.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
I certainly laughed when I saw that picture, especially with
the seriousness of the weightlifter on his face. Like I
cracked up for probably three minutes over that picture. But
I wasn't laughing with him.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And he doesn't get at it. These people don't get
that part of it.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, it's it's sad. But that's what this kid's doing.
And if you want to follow him, he goes by
what the hell is his big long name again, the
the crooked mon ten Mon. That's him.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Everything you need to know about him, doesn't it.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
It means that means there's.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Oh god, uh see, what else did we talk about today? Oh,
we didn't talk about this. I think we mentioned it
maybe in the news the other day. But Homeland Security
will be enforcing the May seventh real ID deadline.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, which is.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
A week from tomorrow, which Homeland Security.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
That's interesting because you're not even allowed to leave the
country without a passport.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So why what are they doing.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
I think they just I think they run t Esa
in general, so they do.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Yeah, because you can probably go to Canada with a
real ID. I'm not one hundred percent sure.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, I'm not sure either.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Past that's one of the things that they did with
it is that you can cross in Canada with the
new one. I thought that was what I read, but
I could be mistakes.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I'd be great because I I could get into Canada
with my I had a passport card. I never actually
had a passport exactly. It was like a card like
an ID, but it was just a yeah, so it
could get me into Canada, Mexico, and I think some
of the like some of the islands the Caribbean.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Back in the nineties and early two thousands, we would
go ski at Whistler and take a bus there and
they just wave your bus through like there was no
let's see, I'm gonna need sixty five passports like they
do now right.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, they care more about whether you're bringing fruit across
the border than they cared about your idea.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You do see oranges and stuff spiked all over the ground.
You're like, I'm not getting God.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, Marcus.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I went to Canada in college to get wasted at
nineteen and legally, by the way, which is the only
reason you should go. But that's why the only I
actually had to have a Social Security card back then.
This was in two thousand and four, and my sister
was living up in Seattle, and she's like, yeah, we'll
go to Canada to bring your Social and I brought
it and that's all. They check that in your ID.
But I did just do some research real ID cards
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will not get you into Canada or Mexico. You're still
going to need that passport.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well, I mean it does make sense though, because well,
I guess if you're driving, it's a different story. But
you can't even fly. You can't fly domestically without the
real ID. It's not just internationally. You just you have
to have it.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Just And the reason I had said it, I didn't
realize that they run TESA.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
So passports are still acceptable for domestic and international air travel.
A non real ID compliant licenses are valid for driving
and other other proposed outside federal requirements. TSA has been
engaging engaging with the States airlines and the public to
encourage compliance leading up to the May seventh deadline. I
still have not gotten my real ID, and I was
talking to it because I want to go to I
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was going to go to Texas in May this month.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh yeah, you got to get it quick.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I mean, I don't think I'm gonna be able to
get it in time.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
No, yeah, I mean, well, what do you mean a
y a day of Yeah, if you go to the
d m V it takes you, doesn't you just have to.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I would go.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
I don't know about that because so many people don't
have their real IDs. There was a story that came
out in the news probably two weeks ago saying that
they're way backed up because everybody just realized, oh crap,
I need a real ID, and like they're I mean,
you can go, but it will take you, like several
hours sitting in the DMV ortment, I think. But even
with the appointment, it doesn't guarantee you you're going to
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be seen right away. That just gets you in the room.
Because my wife had to go to the DMV. She
made an appointment and she was there for hours, even
with the appointment.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
And not all of it's the same.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
You know, we made an appointment and luckily we were
like skirt right in there, but it wasn't during this time.
But you can get if you want to go to Texas,
you can get it same day. You just have go
to one where they've got a store. Like there's a
burger place next door to the one in l O
go eat.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
That's and that's the one that's the one that I
always go to because it's everyone's nice there at least
when I've been there, and the line is pretty short.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
Sure, because they don't want to be yelled at by
all the rich people.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Well, I will check in. I will report back and
see if I get it time. I haven't booked any
airplane tickets yet, but so you're still in the I
was singing about like the like the you know, in
the the twenty fourth or something like that.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, I mean, just go get it done. You'll just
have to be proactive about it.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I'll try it. I'll see what you guys, I'll see
what it says. And all you guys know what else
we're not talking about today? Da da da da. Flight
attendants warned that you should never use the free airline blanket.
I guess they don't wash them. They just throw They
give them to a passenger on the plane, throw it
back in the closet.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
It's not like the old days where there was a
blanket on every chair and it's like, do you have
a blanket?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
We might have one.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah, I think I think a lot of people in
this room would agree with this. A new survey found
seventy two percent of Americans prefer staying in with friends
instead of going out.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Yes, when it comes to partying, absolutely, yeah, I like
staying in. I like to go out if it's you know,
like if we're going to go to an event, I
like to go somewhere first and make it a whole thing.
But just going out to spend money in a circle
when we could do it in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's a big group. I'd rather do it.
It's somebody's place always.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Go to, like a bar or something, or a club
or something like that. That's goddamn loud. You can't hear.
I can't understand anything. Anybody's that.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And it's expensive.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, so there's that.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
When uh.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Oh, I wanted to play you this clip. Bill Burr
was on the Kelly Clarkson show Clark and you know
he's always ranting about something. Yeah, he talks about how
he controls his anger, how he manages his anger. So
how does Bill Burr do it, because apparently he gets
pretty angry.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
He doesn't. I feel like he's always angry.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
He's just constantly and you should see if he didn't. Well,
Bill Burr says he listens to low fi music.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I've been trying to get over my anger issues.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
So I discovered this music low fi to try to like,
you know, I'm like a reslue dog, like keep me calm,
don't trigger me, yeah trigger, but like through like what
listening to lo fi. I then found this this new
genre of music called shoegaze. Yeah, it's like maybe I'll
just stare at my shoes and listen to this atmosphere
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music for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Look, shoegaze is where it's a shoe geze has been
around forever.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
It really I mean listening to shoe gays music back
in the nineties, and.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Is it like that just atmosphere to just gaze stand
there and gaze at your shoes.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Super mellow steps and the low fi stuff. I throw
that on in the background like if I'm writing, because
I can't write if there's if there's lyrics, okay, because
then I started listening to the lyrics and I can't
write anything. So yeah, there's there's a bunch of those
low fight Like go on YouTube and just type in
low fi hip hop or something like.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Mood a good mood Center. Yeah yeah, yeah, I get
it right.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
He also says that smiling helps, like if he just
finds himself getting really really hot. This is also this
is something that I do just sound.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Like a then you just look like a maniac if
you're like, smile.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Through your pain, but like it it fake it till
you make it works.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
So here's what his bill, George.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
Saint Pierre, the UFC legend said for anger, like when
you get angry, to smile, to just smile.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
When you're you're starting to like.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Snap, you know, driving down the street or whatever. And
I didn't think that made any sense, but then I
started doing it. And what's funny is when you smile it,
I guess it releases this chemical and then you just
feel stupid for being like that angry or whatever. So
whatever I'm trying, I'm wearing sweaters.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I'm doing what i can. All Right, I'm making I'm
making an effort.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, he's trying to do what he can.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Sweater will definitely help.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
I think it's so funny that he's he's one of
these comics who got famous later, you know, and so
he he went through like this whole thing. Or he's
in his late twenties and was failing as a comic,
and his dad's like so when he getting a job, yeah,
and he was like I was, I was an inch
away from punting on the whole thing because it's like, well,
am I a loser?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Because you're either.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Am I that guy? He says, am I that guy?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Yeah, you either make it or you don't, right, And
so like you keep coming back every Christmas and people
are like, oh, you're still doing the thing. Pat pat
on your head. So he was right there. Yeah, and
then it finally came through some.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Of the best Bill burst of his old school Opian
Anthony back in the day when it was like a
good show and not fully racist and awful.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
And they would just pass the reins to these cars.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah, they would give like Jim Norton his space and
Bill Burr had so much free time on the Opian
Anthony show back in the day. It was great. If
you go to YouTube, you can just search for days
and find all the old school Bill Burr stuff with
OPI and Anthony.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, he's he's a classic.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I hear Marcus breathing. I thought he was going to
say something.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Oh sorry, I was a little close to my mica.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
What was the best day of your life? Can you
think of the best day of your life that you've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'd like to think the best day of my life
is yet to come.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Well, Ben Affleck says playing catch with Tom Brady was
one of the best days of his life, aside from
the birth.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Of his children.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
I'm sure he liked the Tom Brady thing more. Let's
be here's Ben Affleck. We heard that you once. I
got to run routes with Tom Brady?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
All right, what was it like?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Did you How many completions did we get? What were
you running? What kind of routes are you running? I
don't know if they have a name. I'm sure I
disgraced every receiver.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's ever running out to this day, aside from the
birth of Mike children.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
They're the greatest.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, he's you know, there's so chin nuts to Tom
him and yeah him and Matt him and Matt damon.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
He getting so much fleck right now because he's promoting
his accountant movies. So he's going on every one of
these podcasts.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
It is.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
He didn't make a funny point about you know, because
people are like, dude, we're always grumpy and I heard
on that podcast and he's not. He's and he made
a good point. He goes, Okay, so if you're like
waving sticks at a wild animal and like you're like
trying to get him rousted, and you take a picture
when that animal is now rousted?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Am I gonna look happy?
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Are you going to be happy? And I mean it's
a good point.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Nobody gets paid when it's a picture of him having
a nice lunch.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
One of the things I've always wanted to do is
interview somebody like who's super famous like that who's been
turned into a meme? And like the picture of Ben
Affleck outside of an apartment or whatever, and he's smoking
a cigarette.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
And I think this is what he's he's reference and
he just looks exhausted.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
You know, It's just it's become a huge meme. I'd
love to know what look at this photo, Ben, What
were you thinking in this exact moment?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Like was it were you irritated with pop Arrozzi? Was
it something inside that's why you needed to go out
and have a smoke. Like do you remember that exact moment?
Because I bet he does.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm sure it's funny that he goes. He goes.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Everyone thinks I'm an irritated person. He's like, because you
have a picture of me irritated When I'm doing things
I enjoy I'm not irritated, but I don't enjoy is
you taking a picture of me?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
And I don't like the internet doesn't care about the
happy photos of Ben Affleck.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Well, that's scholar for that.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
We want to see the upset photos of him just
stressed out being a dad.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yep, you know that that stuff is more relatable.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
I feel then, And you see some of these guys
just quit Hollywood all together. They're just like rich as hell,
and they're just like, am done.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You're like, how could you be done? The Rick Moranas
of the world.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
This is disgusting, And I feel like Jack Black is
kind of even that way because all he's doing now
is like voicing cartoons, which is smart, and I feel
like he's just said, you know, I'm just gonna do
the easy shit.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Side note this is doesn't have anything to do with
Ben Affleck looking cranky, but interesting tidbit about Jack Black
to read about this. He has the shortest song to
ever chart on the Billboard Hot one hundred. It's called
No It's thirty four seconds, maybe even less than that.
You should look it up because it's actually such a bop.
(27:35):
It is Steve's Lava Chicken and it's from the Minecraft movie.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh yeah, and it is sounds terrible.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
The oh Darry, it's Tanner play it.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Well, that's the problem is we can't.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Damn We'll get a copyright. Yeah, mark Man almost just
tackled me, right.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Yeah, right, I called the lawyers there on the phone.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I'll look it up after the show. But I heard
that he did another song for the Minecraft movie because
they saw that the Peaches did so well. They're like,
we got to have him do one for us. Yeah, that's
all it is.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
I wonder how much research went into that Peaches or
if it's just off the cuff, because it's it does
that thing to kids that Pixar movies do. I have
a feeling it freaking locked them in, like to where
they were just like Peaches.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
I have a feeling that's aid Jack Black, we need
a Mario movie, sorry, a song for the Mario movie.
And then he probably made a couple and they just
chose one because the song is very Jack Black, So
I'm assuming they let him.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Yeah, But whatever he did, he really tapped into like
that subliminal robot that comes out in a child and
and us as adults we did too.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Peaches Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, peaches out there. So was that
song was a jam?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, Ben Affleck is uh. You know, he's not always crank,
not always cranky, but.
Speaker 7 (28:55):
But when his picture you better believe it. That's why
you don't get him at a comic con.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I mean, he hasn't he hasn't gone through three divorces
because he's a happy guy all the time.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You hear him talking about the bad suit, No, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
He said it was it was torture, you know, because
you know, you look cool and everything, but it it's
not designed for the human wearing it. In mind, they
do not care about the person inside of it, you guys.
They only cared about what it looked like. About that. Yeah, yeah,
but you would think that like, okay, maybe yeah, maybe
air it out in some spots it's pain. Yeah, So,
(29:27):
I mean, I guess when you're getting paid six million
dollars for a movie or whatever else, put on the suit.
But he says it was torture, and he says it
wasn't fun to wear. It was the worst part about
the movie.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
That's why they changed the suit for Christian Bale from
the first movie. To the second movie. I mean they
made a joke of it in the in the in
the movie itself, like oh, you want to be able
to turn your head, uh, and that, but that was
a real thing. Like the first movie, he was he
was going through it because he could not learn his
head because it's you're wearing this giant rubber condom on
his head. And he's like, if I'm going to do
(29:56):
this again, I need to be able to look around
a little bit. And they're like, oh, that's weird, Okay,
I guess we can do fine.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
He'd be on set for an hour and all that
black paint around his eye would just start to smear
it because he'd be smiling so much. Yeah, it sounds
like all the superhero suits are just a nightmare to wear.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And then Batman from the beginning of time, every one.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Of them is like sucks. Yeah, he's the worst.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Speaking of Batman, though, did you see you can actually
buy the Tumbler the real like they built, not not
one from the movie, but they built an actual working
batmobile basically, and it's it's I guess it's like two
million dollars or something like that.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
They'd probably be a cool like into the world vehicle,
you know, if you're trying to get off a rough terrain.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, because Joe Burrow bought it one of them. Wow.
NFL money, baby, dude.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, he's that that quarterback money uh is something else,
but I'm pretty sure. I'm not sure if he bought
the Uh yeah, recently purchased a fully functional replica of
the Batman tumblr.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
There was only ten made.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Yeah, and Joe Burrow's got one of them.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Ye. Wow, of course he does, point Joe.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
I do like Joe though, So if someone's gonna go
like his frosted hips like that. He that he smoked
that cigar after the natty and then the security guard
tried to take it from me.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
He's like, get out, all right. That does it for us.
We will see you tomorrow. One more show for the week.
Creed tickets coming up tomorrow. One more pair to see Creed.
What else? Uh? We have a comedian coming in here.
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Look look up.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Are we gonna do cheers and jeers? Yes?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
All right, Jeff Jeff.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It is Jeff, Jeff Jefferson of the Jets.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Jeff exclamation point, Jeff, What the hell.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Professionalism is oozing out of this podcast right now.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
He's gonna listen to him, be like, I'm not going.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
What it is.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I'm not seeing any gems I see.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Oh, Francisco, Francisco, that's him.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
He'll be in here on Friday, Jeff. His name is Francisco.
I don't know, okay where.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I don't know where Jeff came from, but courts mind
Francisco Ramos.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yes, we'll be in here Friday tomorrow morning at seven thirty,
so we will see you then.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Transform You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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